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  1. Famous Quote on MySpace Sued by Families of Online Predator Victims · · Score: 0

    Mommy drinks because you whore yourself on MySpace!

  2. Re:Who let Phil Collins in the room on Azureus' HD Videos Attempt To Trump YouTube · · Score: 0

    Oh come on people, mod parent up!

  3. Ill == sick != addict on Internet Addicts As Ill As Alcoholics? · · Score: 0

    Addiction is not a disease. Yet another important life lesson learned by watching South Park and Bullshit!

  4. Re:$1,700 a month? on Google Purchases Its First Home · · Score: 0

    Apparently I offended someone...who knew hicks were smart enough to get mod points...takes all kinds, I guess...

  5. Re:$1,700 a month? on Google Purchases Its First Home · · Score: -1, Troll

    Out here, $1700/mo would afford you about 3 mobile homes. You'd be the trailer park king! Not to mention it wouldn't be hard to get some spandex-clad lassies hanging all over you at all hours. Oh yes, it's fine at first, until you realize one of them is your aunt and now she's pregnant...And it makes it so difficult to work on your truck with the constant bickering about Oprah and what went on with Drake and Hunter today on Young and the Restless.
    Thats why God invented beer and marijuana...and wrestling.
    Yee-Haw!!

  6. Re:How will this effect unpatched pirated versions on Microsoft Bracing for Worm Attack · · Score: 0

    It's true, pirated software is the most secure, they either have no patches or just one. Sure, you may get scurvy, but hey, it was free!

  7. Feel Lucky, Punk? on Google Warns Users About "Unsafe Sites" · · Score: 0

    This will add some danger and excitement to the "I'm Feeling Lucky" option. Or will it revert you to the first site that is deemed safe if the first site returned in the search is considered to be malicious?

  8. My Longest Tail on The Sometimes Fallacy of The Long Tail · · Score: 0

    ...lasted 1 minute. ZING!!

  9. Re:What is *pensions*? on AT&T Labs vs. Google Labs - R&D History · · Score: 1, Funny

    We don't get French Benefits?!

  10. Re:Hi, I'm a Mac... on MacBook Users Fix Trackpad Problem with Origami Paper · · Score: 0

    Ah, so that's why Mac's know how to talk to Asian digi cameras!

  11. Heat + Paper = Fire. on MacBook Users Fix Trackpad Problem with Origami Paper · · Score: 0

    Do the batteries not get hot enough to combust the paper?

  12. Re:I did it! on NH Man Arrested for Videotaping Police · · Score: 0

    I took a photograph of an officer today. I think he saw me, but I had the phone-cam hidden inside my jacket. Felt like I was in the cinema (pirate joke, never mind).

    Yar, that be a good one!

  13. Re:Oh this is going to be good for PR... on WGA Turning Off PCs in the Fall? · · Score: 0

    Considering that one of them is my copy of Advanced Server 2003, I won't be exactly happy when it gets killed this fall. (Hey, I just use it for the mail server program because I can't stand sendmail.)

    I hope you didn't actually buy Advanced Server 2003. Unless you are running more than 4 physical CPUs or more than 4 GB of RAM, you're fine with standard, and even then it is WAY TOO MUCH!!
    Unlike my 1400 server beowulf cluster I use to store my porn...

  14. Re:The tempurature at which books freeze on Frozen Chip from IBM hits 500 GHz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Brilliant comment.

  15. Re:I got it! on Judge Creates Own Da Vinci Code · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up!

  16. Re:hehe on Gravitational Wave Detection Imminent? · · Score: 1

    I love lamp.

  17. Re:Ok all you web designers out there .... on Windows Guru Calls For IE7 Boycott · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean French benefit?

  18. Re:Thoughts on virtual thoughts on Effort to Create Virtual Brain Begins · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean I'm eventually going to have to socially interact with my computer in the future? Ugg.

  19. Re:Unpossible to Clean SpyWare? on Microsoft Warns of Impossible to Clean Spyware · · Score: 1

    I use it for some public internet access terminals and it is wonderful, especially because the users are teenagers.

  20. Re:What happened to HP? on HP to Region-code Cartridges · · Score: 1

    No, THEY bought Compaq because HP servers BLEW ASS CHUNKS!
    All they did was take Compaq's Proliant server line and rebrand everything.

  21. Don't get life in prison... on Do You Want to Live Forever? · · Score: 1

    Using the current rate of crime where the convicted get sentenced to life in the pokey, there will be more prisons per city block than Starbucks...

  22. Re:Why I wouldn't open an email attachment on MyDoom Strikes Again · · Score: 1

    Third, if a really dumb guy gets the mail and opens it, he will get suspicious since the extension is .exe

    Uhh..most "dumb" users don't know what an .exe is..

  23. Re:OT rant on Akamai Having Problems? · · Score: 1

    Why start your own news broadcast when there's Naked News?