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  1. Re:WebAssembly Gonna Nuke It From Orbit on Node.js Event-Stream Hack Reveals Open Source 'Developer Infrastructure' Exploit (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Keep using Javascript kid, I'll keep using the right tool for the job.

  2. Re:And some idiot just yesterday INSISTED... on A Sleeping Driver's Tesla Led Police On A 7-Minute Chase (sfchronicle.com) · · Score: 2

    The CEO of Waymo!

  3. Re:"Fuck" is not professional on Developer Misinterprets Linux Code of Conduct, Suggests Replacing F-Word with 'Hug' (neowin.net) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bullshit, we don't hate female coders, we hate having incompetent coders on our team.

    Good female coders also hate fixing incompetents shit, can and do cuss like sailors.

    How do you tell someone's sex over the internet anyhow? rChromosomeTest.exe?

  4. Re:"Fuck" is not professional on Developer Misinterprets Linux Code of Conduct, Suggests Replacing F-Word with 'Hug' (neowin.net) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've fired nice polite people for being fucking incompetent air thieves.

    I've left threats of physical violence in comments, for good reason. If you'd cleaned up _that_ block of code you would too.

    I don't 'act' professional, I am professional.

  5. Re: Snowflake developers can hug off on Developer Misinterprets Linux Code of Conduct, Suggests Replacing F-Word with 'Hug' (neowin.net) · · Score: 1

    You can just fuck right off!

  6. Your fixes are 'derp', the underlying numbers don't work.

  7. Re:Tired of all the winning on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Note the demographic bump in your own data. Also not everybody retires at 65. You as assuming.

    But fair enough, not most, but well over a quarter. Enough that the most common job will be 'wiping oldfolk ass'.

  8. Re:WebAssembly Gonna Nuke It From Orbit on Node.js Event-Stream Hack Reveals Open Source 'Developer Infrastructure' Exploit (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    You poor stockholm syndrome suffering bastard.

  9. Re: BULLSHIT !! on Fed Says Millennials Are Just Like Their Parents. Only Poorer (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't respect their bullshit. But don't make yourself sound like some case of deranged TDS.

  10. Re:Glib and useless responses on I've Got a Bridge To Sell You. Why AutoCAD Malware Keeps Chugging On (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    You want to direct the work of others, but won't lift a finger?

    You can learn to code. Get to it, or don't bitch about the state of open source.

    Your analogy would work if I was bitching about state of farming/carpentry/cars...OK fair point about the cars, but I do rework older cars to my liking. Rebuild the motor for double the power, yellow Koni's, fat sticky rubber, catalytic cover removal...that kind of thing, 'tune for drivability'.

  11. Re:Wall Street! on NYC Politician Wants To Ban Cashless Restaurants (eater.com) · · Score: 1

    A cup of charbucks is almost crack money.

  12. Re:Tired of all the winning on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    That's exactly what rich (not filthy rich) neighborhoods look like in the bay area. They brought their expectations with them, didn't want big yards. They also _blocked_ cutting firebreaks as the whole town was mostly typically liberal greenie 'city folk'.

    I helped evacuate a house full from the 2008 fires. Friends of friends, but I have a pickup and a trailer.

    Most of Paradise was bay area retirees with a ton of home equity to spend. Not high income, no jobs, but not low net worth either.

  13. 'Silly Putty' is the solution. If you make the impression thin enough, it will even fool the blood flow detecting, high end fingerprint time clocks.

  14. Re:Then let's find the right website on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    He's your cousin, let him crash on your couch while he boots up a job. Bumfuck Egypt is a big part of his problem...they are all hiring, both of them.

    That would be an acceptable account for a HS senior. Has he ever finished anything or worked on anything with a group?

    He needs to focus on marketable skills, not writing derivative sprite games for obsolete emulated consoles or Javascript HTML5 games. SQL remains a very key skill. Again, languages and libraries...

    Also lose the furry avatar. Some freaks will never be accepted. I know a woman who wasn't getting any callbacks because she was using something like 'LainStaylyKicksAss@yahoo.com' as an email. His account has to come-off more professional that it does, if it's his only 'experience'.

    As bad as it is, he'd get a job as a javascript money anywhere there is industry. They need virtual 'chinese armies' of coders for that hot mess.

    Clearly a gamer with dreams of writing games. I suggest he NOT work in the game industry, they suck to work for.

    He's worked on assembler, that says 'embedded' these days. Can't tell if he's any good at it though.

  15. All of them?

    You should 100% staff with brahman, it's what you deserve. Enjoy them delegating their work back to you.

  16. Re:How Dare They on Facebook Quietly Hired Republican Strategy Firm Targeted Victory (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    WTF Soros is not 'pro liberty'. He's an American 'liberal'.

  17. Re:Then let's find the right website on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    He's a CS grad without any experience at all? WTF was he doing during summers and in HS?

    Clearly NOT a nerd, doesn't belong here. Rather one of the ones that pick major by salary survey, and likely suck at coding.

    How many languages can he program? What libraries is he familiar with? That tells the whole story.

    I suggest he go to Github and find a project needing volunteer testers. Should have done it about six years ago, but never too late to start his practicals.

  18. Waymo's CEO says that will _never_ happen.

  19. I've seen it. First hourly worker that makes it in, punches all the time cards of those expected in.

    It was an open secret, the plant manager (who got there about 3 hours after the hourlies) wasn't doing her job. It was routine to see crossed out 'clockins' from the workers that called in sick or had the day off.

    Nobody cared, fucked up place. But on the manager and owner, the workers were just separating suckers from their money, can't blame them.

  20. Re:Was Article Summary run through google translat on Japan Has Restarted Five Nuclear Power Reactors In 2018 (oilvoice.com) · · Score: 1

    When the alternative is paying the Ruskys for gas (and being extorted), Germans are happy to pay more.

  21. Re:Courtesy of China on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    The Chinese are fools if they think 'test chems' aren't leaking into their own population.

    If it was revenge, they would be sending it to Britain. Yes I know, to the Chinese we're all just 'big nosed foreigners'.

  22. Re:Tired of all the winning on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Depends on how much money you have, in both places.

    Retirees in Paradise thought they had it great, their money was useless.

  23. Re: Consequences... on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Why I wear an iceaxe on a chain around my neck.

  24. Re:Consequences... on US Life Expectancy Falls Further (cnn.com) · · Score: 2

    In much of Europe, NSAIDs are only sold in blister packs as their citizens are apparently too incompetent to handle a 500 bottle of ibuprofen.

    I'd think that would annoy Germans at least. Nobody likes to be infantilized...Fair enough...Outside a very few in Berlin who are into diapers, nobody likes to be infantilized.

  25. Re:Paper cash handling on NYC Politician Wants To Ban Cashless Restaurants (eater.com) · · Score: 1

    So does every doorknob. Best just live in a full body condom.