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  1. Topless does not equal porn. on State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor · · Score: 0

    Since when does topless=porn? Never on a beach. Maybe at Thanksgiving dinner if the queen is visiting. But they are standing on a beach that is probably full of other people walking around topless.

  2. round here we call that fangled gadget a secretary on New Gadget Blocks 'Spam' Phone Calls · · Score: 4, Funny

    but I would love to set up a touch tone menu for just the telemarketers. --press 1 if you are an annoying caller --press 2 if you are probably just trying to waste my time --press 3 if your intention is to sell me something --press 4 if you just want me to answer your questions for free --but not actually buy anything --press 5 for another menu --press 6 to hear these options again --press 7 seven three three... two three three... five five..one to connect to a live operator (really it would just be another menu but this time with 130 different options spoken in a heavy Scottish slang)

  3. Re:Teach them to make some shoes on Single Neuron Wired To Muscle Un-Paralyzes Monkeys · · Score: 0

    Why not hook the monkey brain right up to a robot arm and let them play the game, assemble Nike shoes. Robot arms wouldn't wear out as quickly as monkey arms.

    Yeah, but do you want a tireless monkey/robot arm capable of launching poo vast distances? My god man, the horror. :-P

    Talk about your Weapons of Mass Defecation!!

    It would sure keep those darn kids off of my lawn. Add a couple dogs to provide the ammo and it's like it's own eco system / fertilizer.

  4. Teach them to make some shoes on Single Neuron Wired To Muscle Un-Paralyzes Monkeys · · Score: 0

    Why not hook the monkey brain right up to a robot arm and let them play the game, assemble Nike shoes. Robot arms wouldn't wear out as quickly as monkey arms.

  5. Re:Well I'll be... on Canadian ISP Hijacking DNS Lookup Errors · · Score: 0

    Super frustrating, I just discovered it last night. I was planning on calling up tech support and asking how come when I goto www.Rogers-sux-shit.com and www.rogers.now.more.evil.com I get more Rogers ads I'm sure the fun of that call would be loose it's appeal when I would have to wait on hold for twenty min. The really frustrating part is that since Rogers have just started charging outrageous amounts for going over my bandwidth cap (when I signed up for this account it WAS unlimited) now I am going to be paying extra bandwidth to see their ads instead of a brief 404! As if the printed junk mail I get everyday from them isn't enough. Bell or Rogers, thats the only choice we have in Canada and they both are evil.

  6. Always a parade walking by window... on New Research Could Lead to Transparent Displays · · Score: 0

    I would like the technology to replace my current transparent sheets of glass (I hate windows) and add some nicer details to the outdoors, a parade of naked women , some clowns getting trampled by some dinosaurs and maybe the odd vortex. Outdoors v2.

  7. Advertisers aren't the Scum of the Earth on Who Really Won the Super Bowl? · · Score: 0

    I completely agree At it's roots, marketing was just who had the better sign. What worries me- is the advertisers using that machine to build the commercials. Commercials are annoying enough without releasing commercials that manage to light up the entire "functional magnetic resonance image"

  8. Who do you think they will test those out on first on U.S. Army To Ramp Up Anthrax Purchasing · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ...probably the pot heads!