Obligatory Bad Joke
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Hacking Vodka
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· Score: 4, Funny
In Soviet Russia, Vodka filters you!
Things Applied To Dogs and Infants
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Upgrade Your Dog
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Perhaps I'm just evil, but I'd prefer to see different sorts of things applied to infants, like those shock collars that go off if they go 'out of bounds'. You know, keep them from bothering me while crafting those lines of programming together. =) But a hat to put on a dog that says things like "I don't really smell bad, you just have high standards that are unattainable for -real- dogs" would be amusing for cat lovers and/or women who hate magazine stereotypes.
This brings new literal depth to the phrase "Blue Screen of Death", now accompanied with music. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE P.
This all goes into the Shadow Government's plan, after all. Microsoft has been hired by the Shadow Government to be able to selectively kill anyone in hospitals, including those silly "left wing" radicals (like me) and anyone who disagrees with President Buush (like Michael Moore and 70+% of the nation). It can conveniently be explained away by a software glitch, and noone would be the wiser. Watch out, CIA contract assassins, your jobs may be in jeopardy!:D
To be fair, Visual Studio.NET (2002 edition and higher) has Perl, Python, and XSLT , and there's also PHP available. I've personally used all of these when on Windows, and the quality is pretty nice. Komodo always seemed to have problems on my 'slow' 600Mhz computer with speed. It'd take far too long to do anything, with a great deal of lag inherent in using the Mozilla codestuff to make such an IDE, though on Linux I almost always use KDevelop or Anjuta, which I believe support several of the mentioned languages.
How feeble could it really be? I can play all of the latest games at a very acceptable framerate, usually at the highest detail levels! Admittedly, that's with a Ti4200 shoved into the AGP 2X slot, but if it can seriously keep up in games, what's the big problem? Though of course it runs action games a lot better than it does SimCity 4, but I suspect that's because the SimCity_(x).dat files have tens of thousands of fragments on the filesystem!
If I were one of those AD&D junkies, I'd have to say something like "I brandish a PerfectDisk Defragmenter +2 at thee vile demonic fragments!".
What are these stranger things? Are they a threat to national security? *looks all paranoid* Does George W. Bush know about these?...does he even play with these to piss off Dick Cheney? Did he choke on one of these in early 2002? Oh my god, why didn't you tell us what these stranger things are? We have a right to know! Great, now I have to leave a tip to the FBI about you.
Don't forget...gmail currently doesn't require personally identifiable information, such as address, zip code, name of first born, social security number, size of anatomy elements. Spymac requires all info, including demographic information, and if I remember correctly phone number. At least if gmail doesn't ask in the future, that means my ISP still remains the 'bottleneck' for any real identity linking. I could still just use transparent anonymous proxies who don't care who I am to access gmail...which makes that even nicer. All someone in the government would have to do is send one email to spymac.com, and if they cave...it means exactly one thing: The government gets everything in about 75 miliseconds.;p
Of course, this is just a Big Encouragement for encrypted emails that the email service can't really touch, like GnuPG and PGP.
It's not a matter of gmail linking 'certain information' with 'other certain information' if it becomes harder than it's worth to track you down for exercising your right to free speech.
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In Soviet Russia, Vodka filters you!
Perhaps I'm just evil, but I'd prefer to see different sorts of things applied to infants, like those shock collars that go off if they go 'out of bounds'. You know, keep them from bothering me while crafting those lines of programming together. =)
But a hat to put on a dog that says things like "I don't really smell bad, you just have high standards that are unattainable for -real- dogs" would be amusing for cat lovers and/or women who hate magazine stereotypes.
This brings new literal depth to the phrase "Blue Screen of Death", now accompanied with music. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE P.
This all goes into the Shadow Government's plan, after all. Microsoft has been hired by the Shadow Government to be able to selectively kill anyone in hospitals, including those silly "left wing" radicals (like me) and anyone who disagrees with President Buush (like Michael Moore and 70+% of the nation). It can conveniently be explained away by a software glitch, and noone would be the wiser. Watch out, CIA contract assassins, your jobs may be in jeopardy! :D
To be fair, Visual Studio .NET (2002 edition and higher) has Perl, Python, and XSLT , and there's also PHP available. I've personally used all of these when on Windows, and the quality is pretty nice. Komodo always seemed to have problems on my 'slow' 600Mhz computer with speed. It'd take far too long to do anything, with a great deal of lag inherent in using the Mozilla codestuff to make such an IDE, though on Linux I almost always use KDevelop or Anjuta, which I believe support several of the mentioned languages.
How feeble could it really be? I can play all of the latest games at a very acceptable framerate, usually at the highest detail levels! Admittedly, that's with a Ti4200 shoved into the AGP 2X slot, but if it can seriously keep up in games, what's the big problem? Though of course it runs action games a lot better than it does SimCity 4, but I suspect that's because the SimCity_(x).dat files have tens of thousands of fragments on the filesystem! If I were one of those AD&D junkies, I'd have to say something like "I brandish a PerfectDisk Defragmenter +2 at thee vile demonic fragments!".
What are these stranger things? Are they a threat to national security? *looks all paranoid* Does George W. Bush know about these? ...does he even play with these to piss off Dick Cheney? Did he choke on one of these in early 2002?
Oh my god, why didn't you tell us what these stranger things are? We have a right to know!
Great, now I have to leave a tip to the FBI about you.
Don't forget...gmail currently doesn't require personally identifiable information, such as address, zip code, name of first born, social security number, size of anatomy elements. Spymac requires all info, including demographic information, and if I remember correctly phone number. At least if gmail doesn't ask in the future, that means my ISP still remains the 'bottleneck' for any real identity linking. I could still just use transparent anonymous proxies who don't care who I am to access gmail...which makes that even nicer. All someone in the government would have to do is send one email to spymac.com, and if they cave...it means exactly one thing: The government gets everything in about 75 miliseconds. ;p
Of course, this is just a Big Encouragement for encrypted emails that the email service can't really touch, like GnuPG and PGP.
It's not a matter of gmail linking 'certain information' with 'other certain information' if it becomes harder than it's worth to track you down for exercising your right to free speech.