User: Marshall Banana, Esq

Here's the patent in question...

On: Microsoft, Apple Sued Over Software Update Patent

... in case you are interested

Re: Microwave Pizzas

On: Cardboard WiFi Antenna Upgrade

So that's why my boss has been collecting my Hot Pocket sleeves all month long!

Obligitory Futurama quote

On: World Computer Chess Championships Underway

Deep Blue: Pawn to D8!
Al Gore: Not all problems can be solved with chess Deep Blue. Someday you'll understand that.

Re:LSD advertisement?

On: Lysergically Yours

Drink your school, stay in drugs, don't do milk! /Mr. T http://www.no-cash.org/mrt/videos.htm

New game consoles

On: Does A Pentium 4 Need A Weapons License?

So if this went through, it would make future game consoles "weapons" as well?

I wonder...

On: Mobile Cell Phone Towers For Disaster Relief

... if they have Cells At Large Fires?

I used to love White Dwarf...

On: What Magazines Do You Read?

... before it became pretty much an 84-page full color advertisement. My subscription ran out a few years ago, but I keep getting them anyways. There's no way I'd pay for it anymore, since it's almost $6 an issue now. Why get that when I can get 6 years of Playboy for that much! :)

Boy is He-Man gonna be pissed

On: Affinity Engines Says Google Stole Orkut Code

Google stole Orko??

Oh, Orkut... never mind :)

Re:This is not a cd then

On: Beastie Boys Respond to DRM Claims

According to this article, they sure don't.