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Microsoft, Apple Sued Over Software Update Patent

mark_wilkins writes "Microsoft and Apple have been sued by Teleshuttle Technologies, LLC, alleging that their online software updating technology infringes a patent on providing online updates to software with a menuing system to permit the user to pick the updates. Apparently the work on which the patent is based supposedly goes back to 1990."

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  1. Menuing system by pjrc · · Score: 5, Funny
    with a menuing system

    At least we don't have to worry about "apt-get update" :-)

    1. Re:Menuing system by T3kno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or emerge -vu world for us Gentoo freaks out there.

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    2. Re:Menuing system by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, but RedHat's automatic update thing at least is almost certainly in violation...

    3. Re:Menuing system by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      As is Linspores Click N run, IIRC.

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    4. Re:Menuing system by jb.hl.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, but it could kick the shit out of aptitude, dselect, synaptic et al; maybe even Gentoo's porthole.

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    5. Re:Menuing system by smallfries · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This patent has to be struck down for being overly broad. It patents the entire idea of looking at information already on the local station and then downloading new stuff from a server. Surely USENET is prior art for this even though it wasn't specifically limited to software, and didn't automatically install the software.

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    6. Re:Menuing system by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

      That is somewhat different because it lets you install totally new software as well as updating. I haven't read the patent in its entirety yet though, so maybe that's covered.

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    7. Re:Menuing system by AndyElf · · Score: 2, Informative

      And so is RedCarpet, and so can be FireFox theme/extension updating...

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    8. Re:Menuing system by robbkidd · · Score: 3, Informative
      That is somewhat different because it lets you install totally new software as well as updating. I haven't read the patent in its entirety yet though, so maybe that's covered.

      Not in its entirety, eh?

      Well, the title is "Method and system for distributing updates by presenting directory of software available for user installation that is not already installed on user station".[emphasis added] Certainly implies new software, but my eyes started crossing trying to decipher the "multiplicities" and "pluralties" in the abstract.

    9. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apt-get doesn't have a menu. The addon menu software doesn't upgrade anything (apt-get does). If they're available serprately, there'd be no infringement???

    10. Re:Menuing system by stecoop · · Score: 1

      RedHat's automatic update thing at least is almost certainly in violation

      That illuminates a perplexing scenario. What if RH wasn't a corporation but a consortium link GNU. Who would get sued for copyright infringements? No one, everyone, or would developers/corporations have a free pass since the body developed a competing but similar solution... Hmm, I now see that software has to be free, free from lawsuits.
      I must ponder this...

    11. Re:Menuing system by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Looking at the patent, it would appear that the claim of "Uses an embedded HTML Viewer" is the point where they trip up. Yes, they can get Microsoft on this, but there is very little they can do to Apple. Apple's auto-update program does not use an HTML viewer in any way shape or form, and is thus non-infringing.

      Granted, I'm on 10.2 Jaguar, so things may be different in 10.3.

    12. Re:Menuing system by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh you mean a webpage with programs to download?

      Jaysyn

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    13. Re:Menuing system by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      i think u forgot about 'dselect'

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    14. Re:Menuing system by arose · · Score: 1

      Or even urpmi --auto-select.

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    15. Re:Menuing system by Phisbut · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Yes, they can get Microsoft on this, but there is very little they can do to Apple.

      As long as they can hit Microsoft, it's fine by me.
      (Yes, that was free Microsoft-bashing, but what are you gonna do?)

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    16. Re:Menuing system by eric76 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not quite.

      The "HTML Viewer" claims apply to implementations. You don't have to violate all the claims -- any one will do.

      For example, Claims 2 through 15 are dependent on Claim 1. Claim 11 (and other claims that depend on other independent claims) concerns the HTML Viewer.

      There are also independent Claims 16, 31, 46, 61, 76, 91, 106, 121, 136, 151, 166, 181, 196, ... with a number of dependent claims on each independent claim.

      As I understand it, the reason for the dependent claims is in case the an independent claim gets shot down in court, they have the dependent claim to fall back on.

      Thus, if claim 1 gets tossed, but the infringer is using an HTML viewer, they may still have a case with claim 11.

    17. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      or
      windowsupdate --reboot 5x
      for us Windosw Professionals.
    18. Re:Menuing system by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 2, Funny

      Linspore? Priceless. Now we have the triumvirate of commercial distros properly named: Dead Rat, Sues, and Linspore.

    19. Re:Menuing system by T3kno · · Score: 2, Funny

      Professionals

      Is there an ASCII representation of a coffee spew all over ones keyboard and monitors?

      I've been in IT for 15 years and if there is one thing for certain, it is that there are no professionals. The only "Professionals" are MCSE's who got suckered by M$ hype. Everyone else is just a geek, although the ego's of some CCIE's and CCNA's I know could use some taming, but they're just plain crazy.

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    20. Re:Menuing system by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't put it past those who most want software patents to use this as leverage against free licenses : They shouldn't be allowed because there is no one to sue.
      It sounded ridiculous to me when I first thought of it but in light of some of the IP lawsuits that have made it to court over the last few years, it may not be as improbable as I first thought.

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    21. Re:Menuing system by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Or perhaps
      yum update.

      What choice!

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    22. Re:Menuing system by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Never mind insightful, hows about obvious?
      Yet another simple statement showing how stupid software patents are.

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    23. Re:Menuing system by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Something like that.

      Two things can happen, either the patent can be invalid, or the patent can be too broad. if an independent claim is invalid, all dependent claims are invalid as well. If the judge decides the scope is too broad, then the independent claim is restricted to only be valid with one or more of the dependent claims.

      In this case, if the judge finds that software updates aren't patentable, then none of the dependent claims matter. But, the judge can find that claim 1 is too broad, (perhaps theres prior art for that claim) in which case he may find that the addition of an HTML viewer is novel and patentable.

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    24. Re:Menuing system by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2, Funny

      maybe even Gentoo's porthole.

      Gah, I had this image of Beavis/Butthead in a thinkgeek type shirt screaming: "I am PORTHOLIO".

      Uh-huh-huh...huhuhuh.

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    25. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are *so* 1337!

    26. Re:Menuing system by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      >Who would get sued for copyright infringements?

      Corporate users - first the big ones then small fish .
      In the meantime GNU would come up with a replacement and most people would switch.

    27. Re:Menuing system by FxChiP · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I can see it...

      "I am PORTHOLIO! I need GZ for my tarball!" (damn the lameness filter from hell for not letting me use caps...)

    28. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grr, no points to mod down idiots who use "u" for "you".

    29. Re:Menuing system by magefile · · Score: 1

      Thank $DIETY, maybe this'll kill off Fedora's up2date so I can stop telling people to just use yum in irc.freenode.net/#fedora.

    30. Re:Menuing system by ultranova · · Score: 3, Interesting
      This patent has to be struck down for being overly broad.

      Don't worry, it will, on the basis that Microsoft is likely to have more money than TT. There is no firmer legal defense than deep pockets nowadays.

      It patents the entire idea of looking at information already on the local station and then downloading new stuff from a server.

      Well, if you define "server" and "local station" loosely enough, you could use the table of contents in almost any book as prior art. If you don't define them loosely, then most web pages would be prior art, by the virtue of having links that can be used to download more data.

      Better question is, does it matter ? I gave up hope on USPO after realizing that yes, swinging sideways in a swing is really patented in the US.

      Surely USENET is prior art for this even though it wasn't specifically limited to software, and didn't automatically install the software.

      Based on all those messages that claim to be important updates from Microsoft that keep floating around the binary newsgroups, and the fact that Outlook is capable of viewing said newsgroups, I'd say that yes, Usenet can automatically install software...

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    31. Re:Menuing system by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Don't give them any ideas! Microsoft, sensing any validity at all to this patent, can just purchase the company and it's IP, then turn around and use it against Apple and the rest of the "Infringers".

    32. Re:Menuing system by Proc6 · · Score: 1

      haha oh man I seriously want a T-Shirt that says that

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    33. Re:Menuing system by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those of us who have enough experience with gentoo to learn not to trust portage will probably have to worry. Emerge -up offers a "menu" of what's to be updated...

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    34. Re:Menuing system by ak_hepcat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Webpage? man, i'm just happy that it doesn't include an ascii menu of sofware to download from a BBS, that I haven't installed yet. Like driver updates, or maybe even a new compression engine. Or this PPP thingy and what's this here? NCSA mosiac?

      Phew.

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    35. Re:Menuing system by ectospasm · · Score: 1

      Those of us who have enough experience with gentoo to learn not to trust portage will probably have to worry. Emerge -up offers a "menu" of what's to be updated...

      Not quite. If it were a menu, you could select which packages you wanted to update with a few keystrokes and go from there. As it is, you'd have to inject any packages you did not want.

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    36. Re:Menuing system by timts · · Score: 0

      hoho, they will patent program stub so nobody can write software without paying them license fee.

    37. Re:Menuing system by kasperd · · Score: 1

      No, but RedHat's automatic update thing at least is almost certainly in violation...

      Now I'm really happy that I long ago wrote a script to do it from my command line. It is also easier to do remote that way. And I just download updates once to one of my computers and rsync the directory to the rest. (Would be so great if this could force people back to the command line, I could be the ubergeek again, like in the good old days before crappy GUIs (-:.)

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    38. Re:Menuing system by FirstOne · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "This patent has to be struck down for being overly broad. It patents the entire idea of looking at information already on the local station and then downloading new stuff from a server. Surely USENET is prior art for this even though it wasn't specifically limited to software, and didn't automatically install the software."

      Agreed ... from RFC977, Brian Kantor (U.C. San Diego), Phil Lapsley (U.C. Berkeley) February 1986

      "NNTP specifies a protocol for the distribution, inquiry, retrieval, and posting of news articles using a reliable stream-based transmission of news among the ARPA-Internet community."

      Note: Usenet was not limited to TCP/IP. Before the internet was deployed we used modems, 800 numbers and uucp to transfer the article streams. The protocol allowed the receiving system to specify which newsgroups to fetch articles and updates from. Each server only fetched what it didn't have. And one shouldn't forget about the NNRP protocol used between server and clients which uses many of the same principles.

      B.T.W. In unix land we used CRON to automatically schedule NNTP/UUCP updates.

      Also from the RFC.."Such news provides for the rapid dissemination of items of interest such as software bug fixes,"

      As for menu based stuff.. Virtually all of the old text clients RN, Tin, NN news readers had curses driven menus (text of course). Xn and large number of other news readers cover the GUI arena. Heck, I've been using the Agent since 1995.

      The patent appears to have been filed in Apr 20, 2000.
      Microsoft had their windows 98 update feature deployed long before that date.
      I think that just about covers most of the Method and Apparatus claims.

      As usual, the USPTO has once again demonstrated it's gross incompetence.

    39. Re:Menuing system by RidiculousPie · · Score: 1

      $DIETY the mythical *nix god of a smaller waistline, who would approve at no more being installed!

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    40. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No, but RedHat's automatic update thing at least is almost certainly in >violation...

      Not really, since RedHat's software is basically a interface "talking" to a CLI program just like the rest of the Linux updaters.

      You're not actually interfacing with another WWW site like with the Windows program.

    41. Re:Menuing system by Maserati · · Score: 1
      Most Enterprise Software Distribution systems, like say... Novadigm, do this as well. And that was on the market years ago - like 1998. The version I saw running in 1999 had... a menu (!) of software you could install. Earlier versions should be similar.

      I've read (some of) the claims in the patent. It's massively overbroad. Heck, SCO's lawyers could beat this patent.

      Claim 1:

      "A computer implemented method for distributing software from a remote computer system to a user station, the method comprising:

      responsive to an identification of software already installed on the user station, presenting a directory of software available for installation on the user station and not already installed on the user station;

      sending to the remote computer system over a communications network a selection of software for distribution to the user station, wherein the selection of software is selected by a user at the user station responsive to the directory; and

      receiving from the remote computer system over the communications network software indicated by the selection.


      Cripes ! And then claim 11, "The method of claim 1, wherein the method is facilitated using an HTML viewer at the user station."

      Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, it's worse than the one-click patent !

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    42. Re:Menuing system by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Or... an ftp server listing.

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    43. Re:Menuing system by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Who would get sued for copyright infringements?

      First rule of lawyering...

      Don't sue people that can't pay.

      (This is why the RIAA is doomed to failure with the lawsuit tactics, IMHO)

      So, the answer is: who ever has the money.

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    44. Re:Menuing system by john82 · · Score: 1

      Web page, how about FTP or Archie?

      Aside, anyone know of an Archie server still in operation?

    45. Re:Menuing system by mobiGeek · · Score: 1
      Who would get sued for copyright infringements?
      Same people/corporations being sued for copyright infringement in this case: no one.

      This has nothing to do with copyright.

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    46. Re:Menuing system by wikthemighty · · Score: 1

      Virtually all of the old text clients RN, Tin, NN news readers had curses driven menus (text of course).

      Move left you #$@*&-ing, no don't delete... *@%$!!! AAAGH!

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    47. Re:Menuing system by DAtkins · · Score: 1

      Does it label be a geek when I say that was the funniest joke I have heard in months? But it sucks, cause it's not exactly a joke to tell at parties.

      Ok. You see, Gentoo Linux uses a system called portage that is based on the ports system of BSD. Umm, BSD is an operating system. Jesus, ok an operating system is like Windows. No, not like IE, that's your browser - screw it. It's not funny anyway.

      But I want it on a shirt anyway...

    48. Re:Menuing system by Phillup · · Score: 3, Informative

      Does it send a list of software installed on your system to RedHat?

      And, then... does the RedHat server send a customized list of software based on the uploaded list back down?

      That is my reading of claim # 1 of the patent.

      And, both MS and Apple update do just this very thing.

      I've not used RedHat since 6.0... but, I am familiar with Mandrake and Debian update systems. And, while IANAL, I don't see them in violation of at least claim # 1.

      These systems send a generic list of available software to any computer requesting the list... and the client determines what to download.

      Never is a list of installed software sent to the "update server".

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    49. Re:Menuing system by Phillup · · Score: 1

      The debian based tools don't send a list of installed software to the upload server.

      This seems to be an integral requirement of claim # 1.

      The update server (in the patent) provides a customized list of updates specific to the client it is communicating with.

      The debian tools simply retrieve a list of all available software (and version numbers) and the software on the client determines what is relevant.

      Never is a list of installed software sent as a part of the upgrade process.

      This patent requires the update server knowing what is installed on the client machine.

      Linux systems work the other way around... knowing what is available.

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    50. Re:Menuing system by J0j07h3l337 · · Score: 1

      hmmm, a patent to patent functionality....
      OH NO
      i better not make a GOOD website, thats FAST and EASY to use.
      Im going to Patent useabilty , functionality's cousin.... Wankers...

    51. Re:Menuing system by timcorbo · · Score: 1

      Amen to that bro! Yet another reason to switch.

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    52. Re:Menuing system by BrynM · · Score: 1
      First rule of lawyering...

      Don't sue people that can't pay.

      Unless you're on retainer and your client wants it done no matter what (SCO for example). Then it's okay and won't hurt your pocketbook.
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    53. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget pacman -Syu

    54. Re:Menuing system by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Once again, existing, obvious idea + Internet == patentable idea! Conceptually, what's the difference between an update program that comes on a ROM, on a disk, or over a network? Nothing. Because of this, someone managed to patent the patching of software.

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    55. Re:Menuing system by eric76 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The dependent claims are narrower than the independent claims.

      Suppose you had a patent for a hard drive, the first claim might merely state that it is a device comprised of one or more platters, one or more read/write heads, and electronic components that is used to record and read information on the platter.

      Then when it goes to court because of an infringement, the court might find the first claim too broad because it might also arguably cover the old LP record players and so claim 1 would be struck out.

      But if you had a dependent claim, for the sake of argument, say claim 2, that claimed the invention of claim 1 in which the platter is made of a magnetic material, then you would still have a chance. Claim 1 may be gone for being overly broad, but claim 2 would still cover the invention.

      Another claim could be the device of claim 1 in which the platter is made out of paper and the read/write heads punch holes in the paper and/or read the punched holes. Yet another claim might be for the device of claim 1 with the platter made out of an optical material and the read/write heads using laser to read and write from the platter.

      In other words, the independent claims are the broadest claims and the dependent claims necessarily restrict the areas covered by the independent claims. They cannot broaden the independent claims.

      This also brings up an important point. You could have a patent on a device without the rights to build it if there were underlying patents on the previous devices.

      Suppose I had a patent on the hard drive but with only the one independent claim of it being comprised of one or more platters and one or more read/write heads and the necessary electronics. Suppose that you saw the advantages of having the platter made out of a magnetic media and patented that.

      Then assuming you couldn't get my patent overturned, since I had the patent on the hard drive, you couldn't build a hard drive using magnetic media without paying me royalties. On the other hand, while I could build hard drives with non-magnetic media, if I were to build one with magnetic media, I would infringe on your patent and would have to pay you royalties.

      I thought it a bit strange to find out that you could own a patent and not have the right to build, market, or sell the device in the patent.

    56. Re:Menuing system by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      I use Synaptic. I'm fucked.

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    57. Re:Menuing system by koreth · · Score: 1
      There is no firmer legal defense than deep pockets nowadays.

      Nowadays? You know of some time when that wasn't the case?

    58. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Overly broad" is not a legal justification for "striking down" a patent. I seriously doubt USENET is prior art. The patent in question has over 300 claims and appears at first glance to be written specifically to make it difficult to decipher. If you do know how to apply prior art under 35 USC secions 102 or 103, feel free to submit it to the USPTO.

      In the meantime, of course, I'll have to believe that you're talking out of your ass.

    59. Re:Menuing system by qtp · · Score: 1

      The difference between the patent's claim is that the patent describes a system where the client machine provides the server with a list of the products that are already installed, but usenet (nntp) does nothing of the sort, but instead the client requests a list of the articles that are available. Having a menu on the client machine does not seem to be what is covered, but having the server generate the menu does.

      As much as I dislike patents on software, I think this one should stand. It is clearly an "unobvious innovation" in that only a copmplete dumbsh*t would design an update system that depended on the client sending the server a list of what's already installed.

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    60. Re:Menuing system by kg4gyt · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't be...correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't RedHat update (up2date) just get the headers and builds your customized list locally?

    61. Re:Menuing system by Vokbain · · Score: 1

      To my knowledge, Apple's system downloads the entire list of available downloads, and then the program itself determines which ones need to be made available to the user.

    62. Re:Menuing system by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      There was a time when a good sword and being better at handling it would do...

      Om a certain part of the world they replaced that with guns and abbility to draw and shoot quickly..

      I still prefer the sword method.. more interesting for the public.

    63. Re:Menuing system by aidan+folkes · · Score: 1
      The difference between the patent's claim is that the patent describes a system where the client machine provides the server with a list of the products that are already installed.

      Actually, if that's true it should get Microsoft off the hook, since the client never sends the server a list of installed products. An ActiveX control builds the list of applicable updates on the client, allowing the user to select which ones to download from the server. Only those requests are fed back.

    64. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In OS X's implementation a list of software installed is not uploaded to a server. A PLIST file with ::all::: available updates is downloaded, then your machine determines what needs to be displayed... ie, what downloads are relevant to you.

    65. Re:Menuing system by Jsutton1027w · · Score: 1

      No, apt probably wouldn't apply, but Synaptic, Gurpmi, and YaST probably would.

    66. Re:Menuing system by femto · · Score: 1
      Apart from what others have pointed out:

      Filing date of patent = April 20, 2000

      From the dselect ChangeLog:

      Mon, 27 Mar 1995 03:30:51 BST Ian Jackson <iwj10@cus.cam.ac.uk>
      ...
      Changes in dpkg 0.93.12:
      ...
      * embryo of dselect.

      Deselect has priority by at least 5 years.

      That's the problem with the patent system. Teleshuttle Technologies has had a free ride from Debian and now wants everything to itself.

    67. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is the funny part... I don't think it matters that much if you look at the file date: August, 2000. If Apple and MS *are* infringing, they are also prior art as MS had automatic updates in Windows 98, which was released in 1998. Apple had their software update system in place by 2000 as well (MacOS 9 for sure had it, I believe MacOS 8.x also had it, but I cannot remember exactly when it was introduced). So, unless this infringement is 'new', which I highly doubt (neither company has really done much with their software update systems), they both have prior art which will be revealed if this goes to court.

      My guess? These guys want to try to get Apple and MS to settle and make some extra dough for free. Because if this goes to court, and the update systems /are/ infringing, then the patent is likely to be ruled invalid because of prior art.

    68. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about aptitude and dselect?

    69. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. There's nothing wrong with establishing precedent for bad patents, is there?

    70. Re:Menuing system by d474 · · Score: 1

      Michael Bolton and Samir Nayeenanajar from Initech were Professionals!

      (but they were most definitely not pussies.)

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    71. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://cafepress.com/

      Knock yourself out.

      (by the way, I'm lying in bed with major back pain, now it's even more painful after that laugh...)

    72. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You mean M$ is sending a list of software to the WU site? Those bastards! They said that they won't be sending any informationg to M$! Or was that only WU v3? Arrrrrg.

    73. Re:Menuing system by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Oh you mean a webpage with programs to download?

      BBS's and Compuserve have/had been doing this before 1990, haven't they?

    74. Re:Menuing system by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      IBM, Novell, Daimler-Chrysler, Autozone all have deep pockets. Who has SCO sued that can't pay?

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    75. Re:Menuing system by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      No one is this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. (Pointing to the sword) This you can trust.

      Contemplate THAT on the Tree of Woe.

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    76. Re:Menuing system by tricorn · · Score: 1

      A good first pass at finding patents that should be investigated more closely would be to find ones with more than 1 standard deviation greater than the mean number of claims. When I see patents with 200-300 claims, I have to wonder if there's anything there at all.

    77. Re:Menuing system by Net_Wakker · · Score: 2, Funny
      Is there an ASCII representation of a coffee spew all over ones keyboard and monitors?
      C|N>K
    78. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends entirely on the number of packages that are available vs. the number of packages that are normally installed on a particular machine, as well as the complexity of the dependencies between package versions. Trying to do it the way apt/aptitude does it, for instance, takes a LOT of bandwidth to load up information on the 95% of packages/versions I don't have installed.

      As I understand it, the real problem with this patent is that they have a priority from a much earlier filing, which they dragged out and modified repeatedly. It's something like filing a patent which claims "the process of doing things with computers"; when that's rejected for being slightly too broad, you narrow it a bit to "the process of doing things with computers communicating with other computers" (because you've noticed that people are doing things with computers communicating with other computers). This continues, narrowing it down more and more with whatever people are actually doing with computers, until they finally say "hey, yeah, that's not too broad anymore". Then when someone complains that they've been doing it for 5 years, you respond that you invented it 15 years ago when you first filed.

    79. Re:Menuing system by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > They said that they won't be sending any informationg to M$!

      Saying something and doing something are completely disconnected in Redmond.

    80. Re:Menuing system by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I still prefer the sword method.. more interesting for the public.

      Except for the cases when both swordsmen's arms were damaged too bad to swing a sword, but both were still alive. That makes for a terrible fight. It's like watching CmdrTaco & GWB in a battle of wits.

      (Sorry about the cheap shot... George)

    81. Re:Menuing system by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > presenting a directory of software available for installation on the user station and not already installed on the user station;

      What constitutes software "not already installed on the user station?" If I am downloading the latest patch for IE, it is (usually) replacing files in a software package that is already installed. Most Windows updates you can download DO correspond to software already installed, so how can they claim it's a list of stuff NOT installed? If it wasn't already installed, I wouldn't have the option (AFAIK) to get the patch for it.

    82. Re:Menuing system by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      *lol*

      I think you have a point there.

    83. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA's tactics would be doomed to failure if they were actually interested in securing money from chumps.

      But it's not. It's actually a terror campaign, designed to instill enough FUD in enough people to distract people from their real problems, which is the concerted effort of RIAA members to erode the public's rights (DRM) - and the sheer amount of schlock they're releasing being the reason for the drop in sales.

    84. Re:Menuing system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find that using bold, italic, bold+italic text and select caps works much better for getting the message across than all-caps anyway.

      I am PORTHOLIO! I need GZ for my tarball!

      I laughed at that BTW, and while it would be perfect as a ThinkGeek shirt, I can't think of anyone that would "get it" who I could send a link to this thread.

      A T-Shirt, on the other hand, it's a billboard... people would get it, not get it, and given my demeanor I generally wouldn't have to explain it much to the "not get it" crowd.

    85. Re:Menuing system by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Who has SCO sued that can't pay?

      Try actually reading what you reply to:

      Unless you're on retainer and your client wants it done no matter what (SCO for example). Then it's okay and won't hurt your pocketbook.

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    86. Re:Menuing system by nate+nice · · Score: 1

      Score 6.

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  2. SuSE, RedHat suded next by ErrorBase · · Score: 1

    or is that somehow different ?

    1. Re:SuSE, RedHat suded next by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      The way this thing is written, just about anything that sends you updates with a menu interface is fair game.

      MS and Apple Lawyers are going to have a field day with this guy. There is so much Prior art out there that it will be over in weeks.

    2. Re:SuSE, RedHat suded next by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is different.

      With MS and Apple systems your computer sends a list of software (and versions) that is installed and the update server sends back a list that is customized for that particular machine based on what is currently installed.

      Note that the update server gets to know what you have installed, and it decides what updates you will be presented with for installation.

      Linux based solutions give you a bit more privacy by not insisting that they know what you have installed. Instead, they present you with a list of everything available, even if it is already installed.

      The client software does the hard work of presenting the information in a relevant manner... and deciding what is an "update" vs. "new software", etc.

      Wholly different from the patent claims.

      BTW, I should not have to say this... but... IANAL... YMMV... Void Where Prohibited... These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA... etc...

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  3. Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The link presented is what, a press release by the company doing the suing? That's a nice, unbiased viewpoint, there. I like how the "article" states "This move follows Microsoft's and Apple's delay in entering into licensing agreements with BTG on commercially reasonable terms." In other words, "we're suing them because they told us that we're full of crap and please get lost." I skimmed through the lengthy patent in question, and it's so insanely broad that I cannot imagine that it would survive a court battle with its claims intact. There's not one single mention of how any portion of the "technology" in question would actually do anything. It's just a description of how it would be used. It looks like someone patenting a type of car by claiming, "It has wheels, and it moves forward and backward and can be steered by a person or by some other type of steering control, give me a billion dollars right now, I'm a genius."

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    1. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by einer · · Score: 3, Funny

      "It has wheels, and it moves forward and backward and can be steered by a person or by some other type of steering control, give me a billion dollars right now, I'm a genius."

      Are you mad? You've just revealed Step 2!

    2. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by MacGabhain · · Score: 1
      There's not one single mention of how any portion of the "technology" in question would actually do anything.

      That's because you don't patent the software technology itself -- you patent the business process for using the software. Yes, this means you can have a patent that covers use of software owned by someone else, and written by them long before your patent, so long as your use is "non-obvious and novel" or some such. The technology itself is irrelevant to the patent, as is the implementation or lack thereof.
      Long standing patent office policy had been "We don't patent mere business processes". SCOTUS stepped in a while back (10 or 15 years, maybe) and said "Yes you will patent business processes, so long as they meet the standards of other patents.", giving the patent office an impossible workload and requiring that they patent bullshit.

    3. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      There's not one single mention of how any portion of the "technology" in question would actually do anything. It's just a description of how it would be used.

      Pretty much describes 90% of the technology patents out there... And anyway, what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Do you think Microsoft (on any other major corp.) would think twice about jumping all over someone for a patent like this that they held? Sure the whole thing stinks and it doesn't make it right just because they are suing The Evil Microsoft, but when you play in the corporate pool, you play by the corporate rules.

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    4. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Regards wheels; look at the Steering wheel. Henry Ford had a patent on that little device. the Stanley Brothers who at the time were marketing a car called "the Steamer" were SOL and went out of business.

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    5. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Gorbag · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, ever since other countries have allowed patents that more or less do exactly that (patent applications of non-existent technology, aka conceptual patents), the US, in defense, has allowed the same. Many companies now file reams of such patents defensively, on the basis of very early reports of technologies coming out of their own labs, to prevent unscrupulous competitors from essentially patenting every possible application and then forcing them into a cross-licensing agreement (you have the tech, but can't do anything with it, so you give it to the bogon with the raft of concept patents, and thus secure the rights to market while they secure the technology). The only advantage the technology developer has is in creating improvements to the original technology, so the trick is to patent something stupid, cross license, then quickly improve on the original innovation (but not cross license that). Alas, (they be Bogons, but not stupid Bogons) typically cross licensing agreements have come to anticipate such behavior, and all improvements or extensions are automatically cross-licensed as well.

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    6. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      you patent the business process for using the software.

      One of the things you explicitly CANNOT patent is a business process. A business process is not considered a device or invention. To patent something, you must describe a physical device (which software has been redefined to be) that performs a specific, non-obvious task.

    7. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Halo1 · · Score: 5, Informative
      The claims are not what the invention is, but indeed what the "inventor" wants a monopoly on in return for the publication of the description of how his "invention" works. As such, claims are always broader than the invention itself (the reasoning is that otherwise, someone can get around the inventor's patent by just changing one small detail of the invention).

      With non-software patents (i.e., where the invention/innovation lies in a novel way of using physical forces/material), how far exactly you are allowed to abstract is mainly limited by three things:

      1. You can't abstract the claims until only the forces of nature you are harnessing remain, because those are not patentable;
      2. You can't abstract the forces of nature you harness out and remain with some generic algorithm/method that could apply to anything, because then your invention (novel way to use those forces) is no longer part of the claims;
      3. You're of course also limited by prior art (you invent a new car, but other cars already exist -> you can't claim all 4-wheeled vehicles etc) and whatever the patent office deems too general (after all, society grants you a monopoly in return for disclosure of an invention, so those two should -in theory- be proportionate).
      However, if you look at software patents, then
      1. There are no unpatentable basic "forces of information";
      2. Since what you start with is already some abstract method/algorithm, no matter how much you abstract it further, you can always argue that your invention is still embodied in those claims;
      3. This one is the only thing left.
      The net result is indeed that you end up with ridiculously broad claims in pretty much all cases with software patents, even if the innovation itself was not as stupid as in this case. An example is the base patent on MP3 compression, whose claims cover all iterative music compression schemes in which an entropic encoder (such as Huffman encoding) is used in the loop and whereby the loop stops when you've reached the desired bit rate.
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    8. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by SIGALRM · · Score: 1
      Henry Ford had a patent on that little device
      Now apparently owned by Mitsubishi...
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    9. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Regards wheels; look at the Steering wheel. Henry Ford had a patent on that little device. the Stanley Brothers who at the time were marketing a car called "the Steamer" were SOL and went out of business.

      What are you talking about? The Stanley brothers made their steamer until 1918, when one of them was killed in a crash and the remaining brother sold the company. The company remained in business and the Stanley Steamer was sold until 1925, finally going out of business primarilly because of competition from companies who adopted mass production.

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    10. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Which absolutely proves the point of the stupidity, uslessness, and 4 expletives of the patent system.

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    11. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by It'sYerMam · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What happened to that "non-obvious" part?

      Computers need updates. Obvious. There needs to be a way to display these updates. Obvious. This can be done in a moronic way: play an animation of all the products scrolling along on a conveyer belt, or sensibly: in a list. Also. Obvious.
      The computer doesn't need software it already has. Don't display it. Obvious.
      The list has to get from the remote machine to the local one. Obvious.
      The updates also have to be sent. Obvious.

      Claim 4 means an "Are you sure?" Dialog.

      I think I've justified what I'm going to cry in a few moments.
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    12. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought all Mitsubishi made anymore was aspirin.

      At least those were the one's my kid had...

    13. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Then how come United States Code 35 Section 101 states:

      Whoever invents or discovers any new and useful process, machine, manufacture, or composition of matter...

    14. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, and don't forget that you can't patent a mathematical algorithm.

      How do you tell if software is patentable, or an implementation of an unpatentable algorithm? You put all your money in a pile. Someone who wants the decision to go the other way puts all their money in a pile. The taller pile wins, and then the lawyers take both piles for themselves.

    15. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Actually I can't think of any Microsoft lawsuits for patent infringement (although I am sure somebody will jump in with one that I missed - a quick google sees them on the receiving end a lot, though). Apple also seems to be also on the receiving end of most patents suits. Both Microsoft and Apple do, however, actively protect their trademark which is to be expected.

    16. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      You can, in fact, patent a process. In fact, while I was working for the IBM call center in Boca Raton, they sent out a company wide E-Mail looking for prior art on some call-center related business process that they were being sued over. It's been over a decade but I seem to recall that it was something about how their tech support line had a pre-screener who got the customer's entitlement information and made a basic decision about what group to send the call to. That may be one reason why they stopped doing that.

      You may not be able to patent a process in other countries, but you can in the USA.

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    17. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      "Process" here is not referring to a manner of business. It is referring to "processes" such as "refining ore into pure iron". Court case after case has upheld that Business Processes can not be patented. However, the 1998 case State Street Bank & Trust Co. v. Signature Financial Group Inc. made it possible to patent business methods. This precedent set in this case is what allowed Amazon.com to patent "One-Click Checkout", a previously unpatentable business method.

    18. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      Actually I can't think of any Microsoft lawsuits for patent infringement

      No, you're quite right, but don't bet that MS would jump all over something if their mood dictated it. There have been stories in the press that they just might pull the Patent Card to fight Linux (though I have no idea what in particular they would attack).

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    19. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering before the steering wheel you simply had a lever that you used (Google for tiller steering), I don't see how the steering wheel is a bad patent. Sure, today it is obvious, but back then it wasn't.

    20. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Not sure where you get that interpretation of process but it doesn't matter. The real issues with business-method patents are as follows:

      1) The Patent Office is poorly equipped to judge whether a particular method is useful, new, and non-obvious. This is especially true of software patents.

      2) They are typically over-broad in definition.

      Also the State street did not make business method patents possible - just a lot easier. There were in fact patents on business methods before but the USPTO generally did not like them. It is interesting, however, to note that everybody attacts the patent office for these patents when it was a federal court that opened the flood gates.

    21. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      Agreed, with respect to being broad, etc. I would even go further and say this is an example of patent used not for technology, but to squezze money out of other companies.

      Consider the following:

      1) The number of references and other patents. I swear this person just wanted to overload the patent agent with bogus information.

      2) The description is worded so tersely that it becomes incomprehensible. Actually it is worded to fit whatever the patent owner wants it to fit.

      3) The best is the last part. Catch the title.

      -"Method and system for distributing updates by presenting directory of software available for user installation that is not already installed on user station"-

      Read the sentence carefully and think of what it is saying. Method and system for distributing updates for software not installed! Is this not contradictory? How can you install an update for a piece of software that is not installed?

      I would substitude the word update with application and then it would be right. But oh yeah, then we can't sue Microsoft and Apple, and oh, BTW it would not be unique and patentable!

      Na ja....

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    22. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by nine-times · · Score: 1
      It looks like someone patenting a type of car by claiming, "It has wheels, and it moves forward and backward and can be steered by a person or by some other type of steering control, give me a billion dollars right now, I'm a genius."

      My first reaction to this story was similar. It's like the difference between someone patenting the light-bulb vs. someone patenting "the generation of artificial light". Patenting a new type of motor vs. patenting "a device which results in moving of some kind".

      The patent system is good for protecting innovation by allowing someone to patent a specific way of doing something. Somehow, in the software world, this has turned into a system for stifling innovation by allowing people to patent the idea of doing something. What some of these companies are doing is about like (I know, I'm overdoing on examples when your original one was fine) someone patenting "A method by which pressing muttons or otherwise operating controls will allow a person or automated system to instantly teleport matter or travel through time.", having no idea how these devices might work, and then sitting on their hands waiting for someone else to invent one, just so they can sue.

    23. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by MacGabhain · · Score: 1
      One of the things you explicitly CANNOT patent is a business process.

      Long standing patent office policy had been "We don't patent mere business processes". SCOTUS stepped in a while back (10 or 15 years, maybe) and said "Yes you will patent business processes, so long as they meet the standards of other patents.", giving the patent office an impossible workload and requiring that they patent bullshit.

      I really hate having to quote my own post in reply to a post replying to my post.

      Here's a nice list of some that you've probably heard of:
      http://digitalenterprise.org/ip/patented_models.ht ml

    24. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How do you tell if software is patentable, or an implementation of an unpatentable algorithm? You put all your money in a pile. Someone who wants the decision to go the other way puts all their money in a pile. The taller pile wins, and then the lawyers take both piles for themselves.

      Insightful my ass.

      A program is not patentable. A set of functional instructions on a computer readable medium is patentable. That's exactly as taught by the MPEP. It's a ridiculous rule that will eventually be straightened out in a court, but "How do you tell if software is patentable?"

      YOU READ THE USPTO'S INCREDIBLY CLEAR RULE BOOK REGARDING 35 USC 101 PATENTABILITY ISSUES. Alternatively, you act like a dumbass on Slashdot and get mod points. Pick your poison.

    25. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be "legally obvious," it has to be obvious to someone "skilled in the art." And you admit that it is obvious to us geeks.

    26. Re:Gimme a billion dollars, I'm a genius, I swear. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

      "A method by which pressing muttons or..."

      Muttons? What do sheep have to do with it?

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  4. Patent system is messed up by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are too many holes and gaps in the patent system. Everything is so vague you can patent a flying car... just on a plastic model alone with some BS blueprints.

    1. Re:Patent system is messed up by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...just on a plastic model alone with some BS blueprints

      Technically, I don't think you even need the model, just the blueprints. You basically have to give a good enough description that someone with a reasonable understanding of the technology could produce a working model.

    2. Re:Patent system is messed up by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is this true?

      I remember reading of a patent granted for an "invisibility cloak" that would refract light around you so you couldnt be seen.

      I highly doubt anyone on earth has a reasonable understanding of the "technology" which doesn't exist, and I'm damn sure noone could produce a working model.

      One day in the future perhaps some brilliant technician will actually invent this device, only to be sued into oblivion by the patent holder.

      The systems busted, which is sad, because the original intent of patents is, IMO, a good one.

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    3. Re:Patent system is messed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These things already exist. Slashdot's covered it before.

    4. Re:Patent system is messed up by atcdevil · · Score: 0

      That is not in the least bit insightful. I have heard that a thousand times on slashdot. But slashdotters like to repeatedly hear people who agree with themselves, so it's understandable.

    5. Re:Patent system is messed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly doubt anyone on earth has a reasonable understanding of the "technology" which doesn't exist, and I'm damn sure noone could produce a working model.

      Some day soon, we might have a working model.

    6. Re:Patent system is messed up by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Link, please, all I can find are articles about these things existing in the wonderous future, with personal jet-packs and meals-in-a-pill.

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    7. Re:Patent system is messed up by BuddyT · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you would run into some serious section 112 rejection problems. This is going overboard, but in response to the daily railing on patents, a couple of thoughts: Bad patents are like some of the big media "bad" lawsuits, there are fewer than we are lead to believe, and the ones that are bad will not last long in court (and can even cost the side asserting them the other side's attorney fees) Second, getting a patent is not as easy as it seems, again a few exceptions make all the press but they are the exception, not the rule. the truth is patents reallly do motivate research. sure there are drawbacks, but that's life. There really is a lot of cool stuff being developed by companies motivated by financial gain secured by patents on the eventual by-product of the research.

    8. Re:Patent system is messed up by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      That's unlikely. Pantents expire after a finite period of time. I think the maximum number of years is 17, but there are some for spans like 7 or 4.

      By the time someone has an invisibility cloak, the patent will be way past expired, and probably forgotten.

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    9. Re:Patent system is messed up by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 1

      This would be another perfect example to whack the European Commission's collective head with - how would they like it if this UK company obtained an injunction against WindowsUpdate using a bogus software patent?

    10. Re:Patent system is messed up by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And, more importantly, since it would have been patented previously, it would no longer be patentable, no matter how innovative. Thus, there is no incentive to ever design it. More proof that in a sufficiently modern society, patents tend to discourage innovation, rather than encourage it, but I digress.

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    11. Re:Patent system is messed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re:Patent system is messed up by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      I remember reading of a patent granted for an "invisibility cloak" that would refract light around you so you couldnt be seen [...] One day in the future perhaps some brilliant technician will actually invent this device

      The future is Japan, and in Japan, you can have an invisibility cloak. Welcome to the world of tomorrow.

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    13. Re:Patent system is messed up by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      The photograph was taken through a viewfinder that uses a combination of moving images taken behind the wearer to give a transparent effect.

      The blurb seems to say that that's basically a fancy photoshop effect, and that he's in the beginning stages of research.

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    14. Re:Patent system is messed up by whoppers · · Score: 1

      With everything possible being patented, won't this all go down the tubes eventually where it'll take more in legal fees to determine if a patent exists for an idea that all original thoughts will be quashed or alternatively everyone will just start ignoring patents similar to mp3s and filesharing and people ignoring copyrights.

      It's irritating in the pharmecutical industry that they spend billions marketing products that would cost a tenth of what they charge for the products. If the quality is the same, I'd go for the no-name brand and usually do. They (the Man) will never realize that people are tired of eating shitburgers (advertising) and will continually pump this stuff into our tv's. Even if I dump the dish, I'll still get commercials on local networks concerning my sexlife. Arrgghh I get pissed.

    15. Re:Patent system is messed up by mblase · · Score: 1

      Everything is so vague you can patent a flying car... just on a plastic model alone with some BS blueprints.

      The BS blueprints are the key -- if someone else invented a flying car that used sufficiently different technology than your design, then they get a different patent.

      I think you're either deliberately misunderstanding what patents really are, or just suffering from a completely inappropriate analogy.

    16. Re:Patent system is messed up by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      Nope, it is real...

      Watch the videos, they're pretty impressive.

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    17. Re:Patent system is messed up by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1
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      You realize both those bills don't have a single Republican sponsor and will never get out of committee, right? Check for yourself. Both bills have sat in committee since January/Feruary of 2003; they're not going anywhere.

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    18. Re:Patent system is messed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until they reproduce the cloak used in Harry Potter, I am not interested.

    19. Re:Patent system is messed up by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      No, watch the videos again.

      This is not an invisibility cloak, it is more like a invisibility studio. The camera and the projector are not inside the cloak, they are outside of it. If you want to test out this "invisibility" principle yourself, just stand up at the screen of a movie theater the next time a movie is playing. Depending on what you will be wearing, you will become partially "invisible" to some of the audience, but do not expect any standing ovation for your scientific discovery.

    20. Re:Patent system is messed up by ColMustard · · Score: 1

      it looks fake to me. On the video with the skeleton, the skeleton is way too still. Also, the invisibility material sometimes lets you see through a human body and sometimes not?

      It's just a nifty effect (although the harry potter CG people did a better job).

      --
      Moof.
    21. Re:Patent system is messed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's much more involved than just "standing in front of a projector" since it appears in this case that the projector is inside of the object. Take a look at the one video where he holds a ball and a brick and waves them around.

      Regardless of how it's done, it's still very impressive. They refer to it as "camouflage" as well, not invisibility.

    22. Re:Patent system is messed up by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      It's much more involved than just "standing in front of a projector" since it appears in this case that the projector is inside of the object. Take a look at the one video where he holds a ball and a brick and waves them around.

      I repeat, the projector and the camera are not inside the object (or the cloak). In the case of the ball for instance (in the second movie), you can see that the background was prerecorded, otherwise the head of the kid would have appeared in the projection (because it was behind the object).

      Regardless of how it's done, it's still very impressive.

      It's a cheap magic trick, that's all. It seems very impressive until you begin to understand it. Unfortunatly, once you begin to understand how it's done, you feel cheated because the trick is so simple and very limited in its use.

      They refer to it as "camouflage" as well, not invisibility.

      I was responding to the parent posts.

    23. Re:Patent system is messed up by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There are too many holes and gaps in the patent system. Everything is so vague you can patent a flying car... just on a plastic model alone with some BS blueprints.

      Indeed. They are allowing patents of:

      1. Goals, without any specifics on how to achieve stated goals

      2. Emulation of common or simple manual processes via computer

      Fucken stupid stupid stupid!

    24. Re:Patent system is messed up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh this is the best sig. It's a guaranteed bill going thru the house of rep and the senate together with different wording but same mumbo jumbo. This thing is going to take in effect as soon as Bush gets reelected.

    25. Re:Patent system is messed up by hobbit · · Score: 1

      By "in a sufficiently modern society", do you mean "in a society in which patent offices fail to enforce the non-obviousness of patents"? And by "Thus", do you mean "In a market in which no company can exist except through monopoly"?

      --
      "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something" - Plato
    26. Re:Patent system is messed up by Guru2Newbie · · Score: 1
      Mr. Taco, Please make me a preference option to hide headlines with articles that require registration.

      Just use Bugmenot to provide registration codes.

  5. Soooo by FrO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What the hell are we supposed to do when this company seeks an injunction against Microsoft's Windows Update?

    lots of people will be royally f*cked...

    1. Re:Soooo by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      (a) Cheer?

      (b) Hope Microsoft wins?

      (c) None of the above?

      Personally, while I don't use Windows, I vote for (b).

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    2. Re:Soooo by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Definitely vote b). I've not read the patent (well, this *is* /.), but assuming that there's nothing OS-specific in it, this would apply to just about any GUIfied automatic update tool, including those that are increasingly featuring in applications. (Doesn't Eclipse have an option to check for updates at startup?)

      Not only that, but RedHat at least has an equivalent tool to the Windows automatic updates tool, at least as far as I can tell from looking over a coworker's shoulder (I'm a Mandrake guy myself, when using Linux)

    3. Re:Soooo by megarich · · Score: 0

      so nothing has changed in other words...

    4. Re:Soooo by ack154 · · Score: 1

      And by "lots of people" you mean the 10-15% (estimate) of us who probably actually know what it is and use it?

    5. Re:Soooo by lofoforabr · · Score: 1, Funny

      > What the hell are we supposed to do when this company seeks an injunction against Microsoft's Windows Update?
      > lots of people will be royally f*cked...

      Aren't they already royally f*cked for using Windows?

    6. Re:Soooo by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Eclipse have an option to check for updates at startup?

      Not really, but thats how the plugin stuff works. Definately scary stuff if this ends up if an injunction happens.

      --
      Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    7. Re:Soooo by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Isn't it on by default?

      I've installed XP twice on here and don't recall having to turn it on either time...

    8. Re:Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      it should be fine.
      after all MS said that exploit viruses don't happen until after the patch, so we should be safe.
      no new patches, therefore no new visuses.

      [/crack smoking]

    9. Re:Soooo by the_real_rs · · Score: 0

      Your right they use windows its there prob. So now all we need to do is help apple.

      --
      Some software money can't buy. For everything else there's Micros~1
    10. Re:Soooo by ack154 · · Score: 1

      Technically, it is "on" ... but it needs to be configured once installed. That is, you'll see the little globe/flag thing in the system tray, but it's not doing anything. When you click on it, it asks what you want to do: check then notify to download/install, check/download and notify to install, or check/download/install automatically.

      After you set that up, it'll be working.

    11. Re:Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      f*cked

      Look, an ellipsis!

    12. Re:Soooo by abb3w · · Score: 1
      Aren't they already royally f*cked for using Windows?

      Perhaps, but this also affects the Apple Software Update as well, as the lawsuit indicates. Red Hat's and other Linux update services are also probably affected as well, even if they aren't included in the lawsuit. (Deep pockets principle.) So what does that leave? Solaris, AIX, HP-UX, and other crap that doesn't have automatic update mechanisms?

      Oh, and most anti-virus products are probably affected, too....

      --
      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    13. Re:Soooo by LabRat007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Microsoft has more money. In America that makes you right. So, Microsoft will win either by endless court actions or by purchaseing the other company. See - no worries :-)

      --
      "Capital punishment makes the state into a murderer. Imprisonment makes the state into a gay dungeon-master"
    14. Re:Soooo by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Aren't they already royally f*cked for using Windows?"

      Gamers wouldn't agree, no.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    15. Re:Soooo by MP3Chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, when everyone realizes that their Windows box is at a significant risk without updates, they'll switch to Linux, right?

      RIGHT?? ...

    16. Re:Soooo by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

      They can move to Debian, because it's not a menu for installing updates. It's a prompt that says do you want the updates (Y/N).

      If that counts as a menu, they could just leave off the part where they list the (Y/N) option. :-)

      --
      No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
    17. Re:Soooo by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's pretty obviously what he means. It seems from your quotation marks like you're trying to be sarcastic, but that doesn't make much sense unless you live in some fantasy world where 15% of people using windows isn't a lot of people. How many people do you estimate use windows? 100? 1000? It's more, trust me.

      --
      I'd rather be lucky than good.
    18. Re:Soooo by ack154 · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, my (obviously fake) numbers were referring to people who actually use Windows Update... not Windows itself... Did you even read the posts? Because that's what the OP was referring to in the first place - not the OS itself.

    19. Re:Soooo by bonaman_24 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like they've changed IE because of bugs...

    20. Re:Soooo by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      Yes I read your post, and that should be obvious from my reply when I said that it's ridiculous to assert that 15% of people using windows (i.e., "only" the people using windowsupate) isn't a lot of people. Many millions of people use windows. 15% of them is a lot of people. I don't see how you can imply otherwise.

      --
      I'd rather be lucky than good.
    21. Re:Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming people use Windows Update. The spate of viruses that could have been prevented if people actually patched their machines indicates that most people don't use/don't care about patching.

    22. Re:Soooo by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Of course, that assumes that the patch was available pre-virus release.

      --
      The cesspool just got a check and balance.
    23. Re:Soooo by Phillup · · Score: 1

      I've not read the patent (well, this *is* /.), but assuming that there's nothing OS-specific in it, this would apply to just about any GUIfied automatic update tool...

      I have read the patent, but... IANAL.

      So, that makes us pretty much even.

      ;-)

      That being said, the patent involves much more than a GUI. The GUI isn't really the important part either.

      Claim #1 specifies that the client computer provides the update server with a list of installed software and that the list of available updates is based upon this list.

      MS and Apple both do this with their latest OSes.

      I don't know of any Linux distro that does (I have a life). I'm certain that debian does NOT do this. And Mandrake didn't do it prior to v10... I haven't used it since 9.2 so I can't say what they do now.

      What Linux systems typically do is get a list of all available software from the server. The server does not know what is installed on the client, and this is the crux of the patent.

      It is the client on a Linux system that determines what is an update... not the server.

      This patent seems to cover the situation where the list of available updates is determined by the server based upon the software installed on the client.

      --

      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    24. Re:Soooo by neds_dead · · Score: 1

      Great, then M$ can sue instead of the other shit company.

    25. Re:Soooo by Altus · · Score: 1


      should be pretty easy for apple and microsoft to switch around the way their updaters work... simply make the decisions about what updates the client needs on the client by sending a list of available updates and a set of dependencies.

      sure, its not efficent, and its kind of braindead to not have the server make these decisons... but if you have to get around this pattent it sounds like you could do it.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

  6. US Patent Office! by cartzworth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where would you like to stifle innovation today?

    1. Re:US Patent Office! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Where would you like to stifle innovation today?"

      Hehehe. :)

      Whenever there's a story about MS earning a patent, lots of jokes to the tune of "M$ patents something ridiculous". Now that MS isn't the bad guy (seeing as how they're on the same side as Apple, here...) can people finally see what the real problem is? It's not that MS can forcefully patent whatever they want. It's something you apply for, not demand. It's that the Patent Office is in desperate need of policy changes. Hopefully soon it'll be broadly realized that the pitchforks are generally aimed in the wrong direction.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:US Patent Office! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i got the impression most the the "M$ patents something ridiculous" jokes and comments really did already point the pitch forks at the Patent office.

      the general theme seems to be "oh my god someboby applied for a riduculos patent, and even scarier they got it. how completely mess up is that."

      I think most people understand that if M$, apple, IMB, and the rest don't get in first applying for riduculous patent, someone else will, and they will always be attack in this way.

  7. Seems sudden... by mblase · · Score: 1

    ...did they even try to sell the rights to the patent to either or both company, or just take them straight to court?

    Either way, they must believe they have a really strong case to go up against two of the biggest cash reserves in the entire Western hemisphere at the same time.

    1. Re:Seems sudden... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw - they're expecting a fat settlement. Imagine having that under your wing when you skip off to sue the next batch of companies. Norton could be a target, for instance, with LiveUpdate. These guys and SCO must share coffee and donuts in the morning for their assenine and megalomania mentalities. I hope Apple fights this. Oh, and MS too, I guess... :)

      This doesn't bode well at all for the free software update systems. I hope RH is paying close attention to the proceedings...

    2. Re:Seems sudden... by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

      they must believe they have a really strong case to go up against two of the biggest cash reserves in the entire Western hemisphere at the same time.

      I'm sure that for the past year or two you've either been vacationing on another planet, or else in head-down mode working on your latest project. Else, you'd have heard about SCO suing not only IBM and Novell, but also Red Hat, Autozone, and DaimlerChrysler Corporation, and also threatening to sue 1500 other companies, all based on essentially zero evidence and some very shaky legal theory.

      See, the plan in the SCO case and probably in this one as well is for the small company to sue a larger one for enough money to get the larger company to either settle or buiy the small company out, but not so much money that the large company calls the small company's bluff and decides to fight the suit.

      SCO apparently misjudged the ratio of lawsuit scariness to pleasant settlement options, and the result is that it's getting its ass kicked in five different cases. Maybe this company will be a little less greedy. Maybe Microsoft and Apple won't take kindly to being pushed around. You never know, but it'll be interesting to see how it shapes up.

  8. Here's the patent in question... by Marshall+Banana,+Esq · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... in case you are interested

    1. Re:Here's the patent in question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative? The link is in the article!

    2. Re:Here's the patent in question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... in case you are interested

      Um, yes. Isn't it already linked from the summary?

    3. Re:Here's the patent in question... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "The retriever tool uses the search tool and crawls across the Web, like a Web spider, to locate and retrieve desired or suitable content, based on defined criteria, in HTML format."

      Well, it's nice and overbroad, as the above example shows. I'm wondering if it's a valid tactic to make the document so repetitive and boring that someone just rubberstamps it and sends it out.

      Isn't there a defense of laches that protects against this?

      --
      Oddly Draconis
      Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
    4. Re:Here's the patent in question... by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Dude, be impressed! He got modded up to +5 Informative by linking to something that was linked in the article. Paraphrasing Pirates of the Carribean, "That has to be the best Karma Whore I've ever seen."

      --
      "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  9. Um, this is a decent patent by oldosadmin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This patent looks in order. Early enough that there's a low likelyhood of prior art, and it pretty well covers any auto-updating system.

    My only thought is that maybe we could kill it with the obviousness clause.

    --
    Jay | http://oldos.org
    1. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by kisrael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're crazy.

      No one would have EVER thought of doing updates over a network if these guys hadn't shown the way.

      Just like I'm very grateful to the nice gentleman who explained I could mow the lawn with a kind of back and forth motion...I was on the verge of turning off my lawnmower, bringing it on my back to the other side, and then starting it up again.

      --
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    2. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by r00zky · · Score: 1

      My thought is that we could better kill the whole patheti^H^H^H^Hent system.

      --
      I'm a chainsmokin' alcoholic sociopath, so-ci-o-path
    3. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a rather complicated patent, with many claims, some dating to 1996, some dating to 2000. Untangling the applicability of prior art will be a difficult job.

    4. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Gorbag · · Score: 2, Interesting
      My only thought is that maybe we could kill it with the obviousness clause.
      That's not very easy, you'd have to show it'd be obvious to the average practitioner at the time the first disclosure was made. Generally, that only happens if there are lots of similar examples so the innovative leap is very very small.
      --
      -- I speak only for myself
    5. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by oldosadmin · · Score: 1

      That's not very easy, you'd have to show it'd be obvious to the average practitioner at the time the first disclosure was made. Generally, that only happens if there are lots of similar examples so the innovative leap is very very small.

      Does updating my copy of Commander Keen when I was 4 count?

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      Jay | http://oldos.org
    6. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Brand+X · · Score: 4, Interesting

      IMNAL, and I don't play one on TV, but...
      Actually, the filing date is April, 2000... the 1996 filing that this is a continuance of doesn't mention any of the relevant claims, aside from the selection of updates (hello, anyone remember the pre-web info-mac archives?!), so the actual claims they are saying Apple and Microsoft violated were filed after the first beta versions of their respective update technologies shipped!!!
      Sounds like someone got greedy...

      --
      -- Still waiting for the Nike endorsement
    7. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Brand+X · · Score: 1

      Er, that was IANAL. My fingers fumbled my thoughts.

      --
      -- Still waiting for the Nike endorsement
    8. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Gorbag · · Score: 1
      Does updating my copy of Commander Keen when I was 4 count?
      That depends. Did you do it online? Did you have a UI that allowed you to choose between mulitple updates even if offline?

      Innovation is combining stuff that hasn't been combined before. Usually after you've seen it, you will slap your forehead and claim that it's obvious. The problem is, it wasn't obvious until someone actually did it first, and that's what the patent protects.

      --
      -- I speak only for myself
    9. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Except that Microsoft and Apple actually want to lose. They can afford to pay a billion dollars or so to these guys--but free software will be totally screwed (in America and any place else insane enough to emulate our software patent system).

    10. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by afidel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It looks to me like they asked for and recieved a patent on the ability to update software remotely regardless of the actual method used or the target device, they list:
      pre scheduled
      unscheduled
      user scheduled
      server scheduled
      etc

      and for devices they list:
      computer
      cable television controller
      video game player
      information kiosk
      wired personal communicator
      wireless personal communicator
      personal information communicator
      personal digital assistant
      information appliance
      and system controller


      How the heck can they give a patent that covers the updating of software across the entire electronics sector? It's not like these guys were the first to think of remotely updated software, as their long list of prior art shows.

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    11. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      1994 - filed original app

      1996 - filed a continuation-in-part (CIP) of the 1990 app, adding new text and/or figures

      2000 - filed this continuation of (i.e. identical to) the 1996 app

      Every new app is allowed to add new claims and keep the old prior art date. But, when these guys added new text and figures in 1996, they may have reset their prior art date to 1996. That means that some of the claims get a 1996 date and some get a 1994 date (if they don't rely on any of the new text added in the 1996 CIP). Where the heck did anyone get 1990? From the patent:

      LIST OF RELATED APPLICATIONS
      This is a combined Continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/641,010, filed on Apr. 29, 1996, ...which is a Continuation-in-Part of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/251,824, filed on May 31, 1994, ... which [issued] as U.S. Pat. No. 5,420,820 on May 30, 1995, and U.S. application Ser. No. 08/982,157, filed on Dec. 1, 1997, now U.S. Pat. No. 6,125,388 ... which is a Continuation of the aforementioned Ser. No.08/251,724 filed May 31, 1994 (now U.S. Pat. No. 5,694,546).


      YIIALBIANYL. GYOGDL. YMNO.

    12. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      typo. should have said:

      1996 - filed a continuation-in-part (CIP) of the 1994 app, adding new text and/or figures

    13. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Except that Microsoft and Apple actually want to lose. They can afford to pay a billion dollars or so to these guys--but free software will be totally screwed (in America and any place else insane enough to emulate our software patent system).

      I'm more worried that MS won't fight to discredit the patent, but will instead buy the patent rights from the company, and then use their clout and lawyers to try to defend the patent with them as the patent owner.

    14. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on the verge of turning off my lawnmower, bringing it on my back to the other side, and then starting it up again.

      Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
      Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."

    15. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a spiral motion, working my way out from the center...

    16. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by N1KO · · Score: 1

      Companies don't pay people a billion dollars for doing nothing. If they buy the licenses, they'll start getting sued by everyone who has a retarded patent.

    17. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YIIALBIANYL. GYOGDL. YMNO

      :-)

      "Yes, I Am A Lawyer But I'm Not Your Lawyer" and "Get Your Own God-Damn Lawyer" -

      But what's "YMNO"? "You May Not Object"?

    18. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I always wonder, doesn't the simple fact that at least one other person invented the same thing kind of prove that it was obvious?

      --
      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    19. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what's "YMNO"? "You May Not Object"?

      Oh, found it here - "You May Need One". Google hit for GYOGDL but not YMNO.

    20. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Angostura · · Score: 1

      I'm more worried that MS may decide to circumvent the patent by removing the menu from Software Update.

      i.e. - all patches are automatically installed.

    21. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is plenty of prior art I should think.
      C-net's Catch-up, Oil Change, and several others which are now all out of business I think.
      I used to use them in the mid to late 90's.
      All of them scanned your computer for installed software, then either auto downloaded or allowed manual downloading of software updates and installation.
      If I recall correctly Quarterdeck made Oil Change and Network Associates killed it when they purchased QD.
      How about Backweb which auto-updates software even today and has for years with little or no user intervention.

    22. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by jackbox · · Score: 1

      You fool! Hoisting your lawnmower on your back?!? I invented a wheeled device that you put your lawnmower on to help you move it from one side of your lawn back to the other. Unfortunately, I can not describe it further until the patent is issued....

    23. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      Search for "Microsoft patent settlements".

      You'd be surprised.

    24. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You* score! I'm glad it amused you.

      *The child post got the "you may need one" right.

    25. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by zvar · · Score: 1

      I'm more worried that MS won't fight to discredit the patent, but will instead buy the patent rights from the company, and then use their clout and lawyers to try to defend the patent with them as the patent owner.


      I doubt that honestly. If they were inclined to do that they would have bought the plug-in patent from Eolas.

    26. Re:Um, this is a decent patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Actually, the filing date is April, 2000... the 1996 filing that this is a continuance of doesn't mention any of the relevant claims...
      ...so the actual claims they are saying Apple and Microsoft violated were filed after the first beta versions of their respective update technologies shipped!!!
      For those looking for exact dates of how early Windows Update existed, here is a Microsoft Knowledge Base article from before April, 2000:

      2/12/99: How the Windows Update Tool Determines if an Update Is Valid

      SUMMARY

      The Windows Update tool is an online extension of Windows 98. The Windows Update tool downloads software using the following methods:

      • The Product Updates catalog
      • The Windows Update wizard
      This article describes how you can use the Windows Update tool to download updated product features, device drivers, and system files, and how the Windows Update tool determines what updates are appropriate for your computer.
  10. Re:ahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    These patent lawers always know how to cheer me up!

    Which is odd because patent attorneys, like Guybrush Threepwood, are a humorless lot.

  11. Patents and open source by Synn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No doubt the "patent" also applies to various Linux distributions, but obviously they're not being sued because there's little money in them.

    With all the hubub over software patents being a danger to open source software, you have to wonder whether or not they're a bigger danger to commercial companies. After all, if you're going to sue someone you're going to go after a company with money. Even better if they're public, as you might be able to extort them into settling behind the scenes since a lawsuit might hurt their share prices.

    1. Re:Patents and open source by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I suspect it will apply to RPM.

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    2. Re:Patents and open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but several of the tools used in our community have their smarts on the client, and, if I read the patent correctly, the patent doesn't cover them.

    3. Re:Patents and open source by kgasso · · Score: 1

      No doubt the "patent" also applies to various Linux distributions, but obviously they're not being sued because there's little money in them.

      Hmm, somebody apparently forgot to relay this information to SCO... :)

    4. Re:Patents and open source by Wolfbone · · Score: 1

      Well, they're at least an equal threat but in the case of 'IP parasite' companies, you're right - the idea is to maximise revenue from the patents by threatening commercial technology companies.

      I think I understand now what motivated the USPTO to allow software patents in the first place: They saw that not every Sci-Fi novelist was capable of dreaming of warp-drives, alien beings and super-intelligent computers. Many were struggling to make a living because no-one wanted to read novels whose most exciting leaps of the imagination included one-click shopping and graphical progress bars.

      This Reisman guy for example seems to have a history of trying to identify technology ideas that have a good chance of becoming common infrastructure in the near future and I suppose you could consider him the Arthur C. Clarke of technological mundanity but since no-one wants to read S.F. novels about software upgrade utilities, he would probably have starved to death in his garret.

      So in an act of supreme benevolence and humanity, the USPTO, recognising the plight of Reisman and the other lesser SF novelists like him, has kindly provided an alternative way for them to make money from banal and commonplace ideas.

  12. I think this applies here... by scoot241 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "*Sneeze* Oh, I'm sorry... I'm allergic to bullshit." --Will Smith, "I, Robot"

    1. Re:I think this applies here... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I think that quote alone makes me want to see the movie. :) Now if I could just find a wealthy benefactor ...

    2. Re:I think this applies here... by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 0

      I, Robot is definately worth seeing. I recommend!

    3. Re:I think this applies here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately since the words came out of Will Smith's mouth, that alone is a great reason not to see the movie. That guys best work was during the Fresh Prince of Bel Air days...

  13. Did they have a product? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, I have just patented a method
    of "getting to work" by "driving a car".

    Unless they built, advertised, and SOLD a
    product which does what they claim, so that
    other companies could buy it, why should they
    have any rights at all to an idea which is
    completely obvious?

    1. Re:Did they have a product? by ihistand · · Score: 1

      Patents have nothing at all to do with products. Patents are granted on ideas, all you have to do is describe the idea and method, prove that you were the first to have it, and your patent is granted.

    2. Re:Did they have a product? by jyoull · · Score: 1

      That's what patents do.

      Now you're starting to catch on to the trap of patents over software and business practices... shortly, very shortly IMO, most innovation in computing will be pretty much boxed out by patents, and that which isn't may be restrained by pending legislation over P2P, DRM, etc...

  14. Re:ahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawyers don't sue people; clients sue people.

    Lawyers don't award outrageous sums of money; juries (or judges) do.

  15. Summary by Luveno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mundane Concept = Mundane Concept

    Mundane Concept Online = Patent

    1. Re:Summary by archen · · Score: 1

      You know, one of the more recent slashdot crazes by adding "in Japan" to the end of insane/futuristic stuff actually works in a similar way to what you say.

      Take [any concept]
      Add [over the internet]

      Result = patent

    2. Re:Summary by PixelScuba · · Score: 1

      I want to bring you delicious chocolate cake, through fiberoptic cable.

    3. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Summary by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1
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  16. Re:what we need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  17. They patented apt-get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like apt-get blows them out of the water on prior art...

  18. Shakespear was right by BCW2 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Lets kill all the lawyers, kill them tonight.

    Just like every other tort or liability lawsuit, the lawyers on both side will get more money out of this than anyone else. Lawyers don't file suits about right and wrong, just about their bank accounts.

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    1. Re:Shakespear was right by bert.cl · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and my chef doesn't cook to keep me alive, he just cooks for his wallet.

      I agree that lawyers do some crazy stuff, but if you're interested in the law, are smart enough and you want to make a living, why not become a lawyer. It's as good as a profession as any other. It might be the patent system that's a bit strange

    2. Re:Shakespear was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I have already patented the mass killing of lawyers. Either kill them one at a time or we can discuss licensing or an outright sale.

    3. Re:Shakespear was right by BCW2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You make a strange comparison. How about a lawyer who made millions off shakey malpractice lawsuits and now worries about the cost of healthcare. Of course he now wants to be Vice President.

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    4. Re:Shakespear was right by bert.cl · · Score: 1
      Sorry if this is a strange comparison, it was the first one that came to my mind. I just wanted to point out that it's not the (entirely) the fault of the lawyers.

      And a chef might as well poison me and then regret it afterwards. but let's not go there :)

    5. Re:Shakespear was right by value_added · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sigh ...

      Shakespeare said nothing of the sort that we know of. One of the "characters" in one of his "plays" did, however. Fact: he wrote lots of plays. Fact 2: there were lots of characters in all of his plays.

      I'd suggest googling for Henry VI, but without having read the play in its entirety, you'll not understand the context (and hence, meaning) of the phrase you quoted.

      As for the legal system, I don't know where to start. It might help to remember that suits are filed on matters of law. Justice -- you'll have to look elsewhere for -- judges and juries are too busy applying the law than entertaining philosophical constructs.

    6. Re:Shakespear was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTG ... is represented by the law firm of Finnegan, Henderson, Farabow, Garrett, and Dunner, L.L.P.

      I see no jewish partners in that firm. These guys don't have a snoballs chance. Finnegan? When's the last time you heard of an irish bloodsucker?

      Nah, only a covetous jew has the necessary levels of greed and lack of moral character to see lawsuits like this through.

    7. Re:Shakespear was right by Gulik · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest googling for Henry VI, but without having read the play in its entirety, you'll not understand the context (and hence, meaning) of the phrase you quoted.

      Would it kill you to at least try to give a sketch of the context? On the other hand, that would possibly give you less opportunity to feel superior.

      Here: this guy seems to be up to the task. Exceedingly brief summary: Shakespeare seemed to feel that a strong state (hence, laws and lawyers) was necessary to keep the essentially low nature of mankind under control. The character who suggested killing all the lawyers was a member of the aforementioned unwashed masses, and an obvious nit besides.

    8. Re:Shakespear was right by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Except you quotes The Eagles.

      Finkployd

    9. Re:Shakespear was right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shakespeare quotes are notorious for having a context that completely undermines what people think it means. For instance, this quote is made by a criminal. Gee, wonder why he wants lawyers done away with?

      Another good Shakespeare quote I once saw on a greeting card:

      "Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful."

      Sounds like a compliment until you find out the line is spoken by a stoned-out-of-her-mind fairy queen to a complete moron of a man whose head has been transformed into an ASS (the donkey variety).

      That one used to be a common compliment to my wife... until I explained the context one day during an argument. Now its one of my favorite snarky phrases! (So I was an English major, so sue me.)

    10. Re:Shakespear was right by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      Don Henly said "Ol Billy was right, lets kill all the lawyers..." The original was from Henry V. First kill all the lawyers.

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    11. Re:Shakespear was right by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I see a liberal wasting mod points has been heard from. The truth hurts about Edwards doesn't it. I live in NC and we have only had one Senator for 5.5 years because Edwards thought he got elected Presidential candidate and has never represented anyone but himself. He has missed over half the vote in the Senate during his term. His career before that has been stated the way I did it in several newspapers and the results. They will lose NC in Nov. Thats the truth, deal with it!

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    12. Re:Shakespear was right by finkployd · · Score: 1

      "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers" - Shakespear
      "Let's kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight" - Henley

      Finkployd

  19. This is a very recent patent--I'm confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This patent wasn't issued till 2003.

    Does this mean that if someone works on something years ago he can patent it now and make it retroactive, suing anyone who was using the technology even though it wasn't patented at the time they started using it?

    1. Re:This is a very recent patent--I'm confused by Lovedumplingx · · Score: 1

      I believe if you look at the older patents that the most recent issue was in 2003, but it originally goes back to like '86 or something like that.

    2. Re:This is a very recent patent--I'm confused by Scott+Wood · · Score: 1

      But the older ones are different patents, which cover different things. Do any of those patents which are older than, say, Debian's dselect (to which I can find usenet references as far back as 1995) cover such update mechanisms? There are too many of them to quickly check...

  20. Prior Art - FORD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stopping by for an oil change the Ford Dealer would inform me of a menu of Updates, most of which were required security updates (brakes / fan belt / etc).

    So I think FORD owns the prior art rights to this one...

  21. Great Side Effect, Lousy Idea by Dragonshed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As much as I love to watch Microsoft feel financial pain, this is still yet another example of why software patents are a lousy idea. I shudder to think how much worse virus episodes would be if windowsupdate wasn't as convenient as it is.

    1. Re:Great Side Effect, Lousy Idea by rokzy · · Score: 1

      or... maybe if it weren't for Windows update they would have got it right in the first place?

      consider (old) console games vs. PC games - how many console games were released with bugs? how many PC games DON'T have bugs? updating leads to a "take the money now, maybe make it work later" attitude.

  22. WWIII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe World War III will be triggered by fuqing patents.

    1. Re:WWIII by mrtroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I believe World War III will be triggered by fuqing patents.
      If I recall correctly, WWI and WWII were both caused by patents. Sorry, theres prior art to your statement.

      HOWEVER, just throw "online" in there. WWIII will be triggered by ONLINE patents --- new idea!

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    2. Re:WWIII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe World War III will be triggered by fuqing patents.

      Correct. Mars is one giant fart ball I tell you. Do you think fart jokes are funny?? Well, that's just what Mars is I tell you. It's those damn martians with their fucking patents.

  23. Re:Too old by MacGabhain · · Score: 1

    Of course, the patent was FILED in April of 2000. I thought that's when art needed to be prior to. Meaning, of course, that the companies he's suing are prior art.

  24. Blood sucking vultures by gokeln · · Score: 1

    BTG creates value by investing in intellectual property and technology development, and in early stage ventures. We realize value through technology licensing, patent assertion and sale of equity investments.

    This company does nothing but suck the blood of companies that actually produce profitable products.

    1. Brainstorm interesting ideas.
    2. Patent them, or buy other interesting patents from others.
    3. Wait on somebody to use the idea in the mass market.
    4. Sue for profit.

    These guys are what SCO aspires to be.

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    1. Re:Blood sucking vultures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTG -- Blood Thirsty Goons???

    2. Re:Blood sucking vultures by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have to call bull on this. I'm not gonna comment specifically about this case, because I don't know much about them.

      But there's a world of difference between companies that follow your steps 1-4 and SCO. SCO is claiming to have authorship of code that is in Linux they (probably) didn't write.

      On the other hand, you're describing professional inventors. This is, in my opinion, a legitimate profession/business. And patents are literally the only thing (other than the good will of companies, which from what I've seen is essentially non existant when it comes to significant quantities of cash) that allows such professional inventors to have a job, by allowing them to collect royalties off of the use of their inventions.

    3. Re:Blood sucking vultures by gokeln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Difference: IMHO, Professional Inventors actually try to market their ideas- turn them into something useful- help people- build a profitable business. Think of Edison, Bell, etc. They invented and then put it out there so everyone benefited from their creativity. These guys make the patent, then hide out monitoring the market, until they find an "infringer", and then call out the lawyers. That's no benefit to anyone except themselves & the BSV attorneys.

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    4. Re:Blood sucking vultures by EvanED · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, not always. Plenty of inventors will make something up, approach other companies to do the actual marketing and manufacturing, sell them rights to the patent, and then go on and make something else. (Rinse and repeat)

      Look at the Dyson vacuum cleaner. Dyson invented the bagless vacuum, patented it, and approached other vacuum companies to see if they were interested. Only after he was turned down did he actually start his own company. And after his vacuums took off, other companies copied his patent, were sued, and lost. That, to me, is perfectly desirable and just.

      Granted, I can't tell if the company in question here approached MS and friends (and enemies) to see if they wanted to license their patent, but if they had and were refused, I have to stand on their side.

    5. Re:Blood sucking vultures by vnguyen6 · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have to call bull on your call of bull on this. Filing a patent in 1990 and delaying it until 2000 is what we call submarine patent. While this practice is acceptable to ambulance chaser and the likes of SCO, I consider it dishonest and downright ugly. As a matter of fact, the so called "PROFESSIONAL INVENTORS" whom often suing others for PATENT INFRINGEMENT are UNSUCCESSFUL INVENTORS and in dire FINANCIAL TROUBLE. In another words, they are SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF BARREL for whatever comes up and whatever comes is just, well, SCRAPS.

    6. Re:Blood sucking vultures by arth1 · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, you're describing professional inventors. This is, in my opinion, a legitimate profession/business. And patents are literally the only thing (other than the good will of companies, which from what I've seen is essentially non existant when it comes to significant quantities of cash) that allows such professional inventors to have a job, by allowing them to collect royalties off of the use of their inventions.

      There's a world of difference between:

      A: Inventing something and then approach companies to have the invention realised, thereby collecting royalties you can live on until the next invention is sold, and

      B: Inventing something obvious without any plans to ever have anything produced, and where the whole purpose of the patent is to use it in litigation.

      The latter has nothing to do with being a professional inventor -- it has everything to do with exploiting the system, and is not one bit better than what the lawyers do. The spirit of the patent law is NOT followed here, as it doesn't lead to an increase in new ideas being brought to the market. If anything, it keeps other real inventors scared of marketing anything, out of fear of being sued.
      Remember that an increase in new ideas and products is the whole purpose of the patent law!

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    7. Re:Blood sucking vultures by ajp · · Score: 1

      Except, I believe, for the Fantom vacuum. This Canadian company used the Dyson design for their first model which I still have after 9 years. Plastic parts have broken off and been replaced with bailing wire (literally!) and I've replaced a belt here and there but otherwise it's fantastic.

      New Fantom vacuums are crap. They look like the old ones but they [do|don't] suck.

    8. Re:Blood sucking vultures by Sebby · · Score: 1
      Except that your example is based around a phycical patent.

      Show me a similar example with a software patent (or other similarly abstract, non-physical patent), and justify the validity of that patent.

      I'll bet you'll have a hard time finding either.

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    9. Re:Blood sucking vultures by DugzDC · · Score: 1
      There's a problem with your analogy. In your example, Dyson approached the offenders before they knew about/created anything using his invention. In this case a) the patent, or at least the claims pertaining to this discussion, were filed *after* the defendents had working implentations (see above posts [score 4+], I'm too lazy to link to them), and b) there is plenty of prior art, there's obviousness, this patent isn't valid, etc.

      Also, post above mention that the company did indeed aproach the defendents, and are now falling back on this course of action because the "defendents are being unreasonable". In other words, they asked for the moon. Dyson probably had a reasonable proposition.

    10. Re:Blood sucking vultures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dyson invented the bagless vacuum, patented it, and approached other vacuum companies to see if they were interested.

      Dyson: So, are you interested?

      Vacuum company: It sucks

    11. Re:Blood sucking vultures by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Granted, I can't tell if the company in question here approached MS and friends (and enemies) to see if they wanted to license their patent, but if they had and were refused, I have to stand on their side.

      Why? If their patent was trivial and obvious (as it seems to be) I'd turn them away too. The USPTO is supposed to reject trivial and obvious patents, but as we know, it's not doing its job particularly well at the moment. If, for example, I managed to patent "cooling your computer system by passing air from the front to the rear of the system over hot components", and I asked you to license it, would you? I wouldn't.

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    12. Re:Blood sucking vultures by gokeln · · Score: 1

      Your example does not contradict my basic point. These Professional Inventors do actually seek to have their ideas marketed, whether they do it themselves or sell it to someone who will. The scumbags in question do not do so. They lie in wait for some unsuspecting hardworking Joe to actually succeed using their (obvious, but) patented idea. (This, IMHO, is the biggest problem with software patents, testing obviousness.) Then, they turn loose the ravenous wolves.

      As a previous post mentioned, it is very difficult to overturn an issued patent, especially on the obviousness criteria. About the only way is to prove prior art, which is not always doable, and even when you do, you are not guaranteed success. A patent is a powerful weapon. Even the IBM's and Microsoft's of the world are not immune, because their only tool to fight back (cross-licensing) does not work with these kinds of companies. The BSVs do not actually do anything for which they'd need a cross-license. All they do is hold a patent portfolio and sue the pants off anybody unlucky enough to make money using one of their obvious ideas. They are basically using weaknesses in the legal system to exploit others, which is very troubling to me.

      We want those who succeed to be rewarded, and we want to punish those who seek to do nothing but exploit the weaknesses of others. The law or process needs a fundamental change.

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    13. Re:Blood sucking vultures by gokeln · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP!

      You said what I intended so much better. Thanks!

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  25. Funny by captain+igor · · Score: 1

    Now remember, submarine patents are only funny when used against big corporations!

  26. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  27. Patented in 1990? by Iesus_Christus · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't patents only have a term of 14 years, that can later be extended to 28? Windows Update has been around for a while. Were these guys just waiting for the perfect time to strike, seeing as their patent is due to expire soon? Perhaps they were just waiting until it seemed like they had a good chance of winning, or they would be most likely to get a settlement and not have to win in court.

    1. Re:Patented in 1990? by sharkb8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No. Patents used to last 17 years from the date of issue. In 1996, this was changed to 20 years from the Application date to fix the submaringe patent problem.

      An applicant gets the benefit of the the earliest aplication if later patents granted are a continuation of the earlier patents. THis is supposed to be an incentive to file early, with as much information as possible.

      If you look at the sheer volume of prior art, it looks like the applicant and the USPTO went round and round on this one. The PTO probably got tired of hearing from the applant and just granted the patent.

    2. Re:Patented in 1990? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're thinking of copyrights; and that's under the 1789 Copyright Act, which is a little out of date now.

  28. only automatic updates covered? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    All of their patents mention the client automatically querying the server to present a list of software to add to the client. So, I think the windows update site itself is not covered by the patent, but the automatic feature might be. I've only played with macs for a little bit ( I'm allergic to Apples) I know they have an automatic update, but do they also have something simular to MS's Windows update site?

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    1. Re:only automatic updates covered? by LincolnQ · · Score: 1

      Yah, it's a dialog with a bunch of updates listed with checkboxes, plus a "get them all" button. (I'm not sure exactly, I've only seen it once when I first got this machine, but it does that).

      Apples have mutated their protein structure recently (they're now based on Unix) -- are you sure you're still allergic?

  29. Hmm by dcstimm · · Score: 1

    maybe this is why microsoft is buying all these patents, so stuff like "SCO" and this doesnt happen to them..

    1. Re:Hmm by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1

      Defensive patents will simply not work against either SCO or these guys--companies that have no interest in actually selling products, but just living on settlements from their nuisance lawsuits. Not to mention that Microsoft is investing in SCO...

  30. end result by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I see two possible forks in the fate of this.

    microsoft buys patent
    microsoft sues Apple
    microsoft sues Red Hat etc.

    or

    patent battsle with sco vs. everyone resolved ==> many years

    patent battle with teleshuttle vs. microsoft resolved ==> 2 meetings with counsel

    go figure.

  31. this might stop some software patents by Facekhan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Programming Language creators should include a provision in their license that forces programmers to use the copyright system and not the patent system with programs written in their language. In addition all software patent applications should require actual working code that is complex and novel enough to actually warrant a patent for the idea itself and not just a single expression of the idea as in copyright.

    In the meantime congress should simply ban new software patents until the USPTO can be fixed.

    1. Re:this might stop some software patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Programming Language creators should include a provision in their license that forces programmers to use the copyright system and not the patent system with programs written in their language.

      You do realize that programs in every language are compiled as machine code (or virtual machine code)? Are you trying to suggest that programming languages should be patented and licensed, so nobody can use them without agreeing to the restrictive terms you suggest? That's quite possibly the worst idea I've ever heard. Have you ever developed anything you wished to profit on?

    2. Re:this might stop some software patents by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Programming Language creators should include a provision in their license that forces programmers to use the copyright system and not the patent system

      Non-starter. Programming language creators don't have the power to dictate how their language is used after the fact, and if they try to make people sign a contract before giving them a compiler, no one will use their language.

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    3. Re:this might stop some software patents by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      Have you ever developed anything you wished to profit on?
      Please stop spreading the FUD that you can't make money on software if you don't patent the hell out of it. Ever heard of Opera Software? They're one of the most vehement high-profile opponents of software patents in Europe.

      Besides, software patents allow others to steal your profits, which you made by selling a program you wrote all by yourself. It's really great, you spend several man years on writing a program, bring it to market and then get a ton of nice requests for royalties because auto-updating, RLE compression, plug-ins etc are all patented.

      Or maybe one of those patent holders has a similar program himself, and doesn't even offer you a license. Tough luck.

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    4. Re:this might stop some software patents by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Informative

      No...see, the prototype delivered has NOTHING to do with its final implementation. Prospective patenters would just use one of the many un-licensed programming languages out there. I can't even fathom the difficulty of building an interface in Fortran 77...but if it meant being able to receive an enforcable patent rather than a flabby, uesless copyright, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

      Plus, patents don't last as long as copyrights.

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    5. Re:this might stop some software patents by ztwilight · · Score: 1
      Programming Language creators should include a provision in their license that forces programmers to use the copyright system and not the patent system with programs written in their language. In addition all software patent applications should require actual working code that is complex and novel enough to actually warrant a patent for the idea itself and not just a single expression of the idea as in copyright.

      Now there's a programming language that NO ONE would use...

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    6. Re:this might stop some software patents by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      insert "could" where "should" was. It was only a suggestion. I am simply postulating a hypothetical response to the issue of broad software patents that is a hell of a lot less radical and much easier to implement than simply voiding software patents altogether.

    7. Re:this might stop some software patents by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Yes they do. If you read the EULA of a Borland (and probably others) compiler/ide commercial product, you will see clauses that prevent the use of the language to create a competing product.

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    8. Re:this might stop some software patents by dcam · · Score: 1

      Like gun makers should include a provision that people shouldn't use these to kill?

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    9. Re:this might stop some software patents by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Please stop spreading the FUD that you can't make money on software if you don't patent the hell out of it.

      Dude, he was arguing against patenting languages and compilers in order to enforce the "no patenting stuff you write using this" licence...

    10. Re:this might stop some software patents by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      But is that really enforceable, or just there to scare people off? After all, I can put anything I like in a licence (or even a real contract), but that doesn't necessarily mean that a court will hold you to it.

    11. Re:this might stop some software patents by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      Dude, he was arguing against patenting languages and compilers in order to enforce the "no patenting stuff you write using this" licence...
      Yes, but that's not what I was replying to. Facekhan said that people should be forced to protect the software they write only by copyright, and not by patents, and that this should be enforced somehow by the language creators. He did not say anything at all about using patents for this.

      The AC replied that enforcing this would be only possible through patenting and licensing of the programming language, and then said that such a clause would impose a restriction on people's abilities to make money with the software they wrote (because they would not be able to get a patent on what they wrote, since that would go against the license under which the language is used).

      So he was claiming that without software patents, you can't make money on the software you write.

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    12. Re:this might stop some software patents by marko123 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it is enforcable, but no-one sells a competing product made with the Borland products that I know of. (Bloodshed C++ and Pascal, free development environments were made with Delphi, but I don't know if they got any attention about this)

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  32. how would this NOT apply.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... to all the various linux and bsd "update"package installation types? Apt, RHN, portage, etc, etc.

    Here's the quick abstract from the link:

    United States Patent 6,557,054
    Reisman April 29, 2003
    Method and system for distributing updates by presenting directory of software available for user installation that is not already installed on user station

    Abstract

    A method for distributing information to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations each of which is configured for communications with a multiplicity of independently-operated servers via a non-proprietary network includes steps for providing a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products, and providing a transporter software component to each of the plurality of uncoordinated user stations, wherein the transporter software component at each user station automatically effects communication sessions with the distribution service via the non-proprietary network for the purpose of obtaining updates for each of at least a subset of the plurality of different products that are installed on that user station. Moreover, a user station, which includes a storage medium, a plurality of different products installed on the storage medium, and transporter software installed on the storage medium for automatically effectuating communication sessions with a distribution service via a non-proprietary network in order to obtain updates for each of the plurality of different products, and a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations via a non-proprietary network, are also described.

    Certainly looks like it to me. Think of the mirrors for updates as well. Looks like it would apply.

    It's time to just END intangible patents, cease and desist, it's a bad idea. I'm serious, they never should have been allowed the first non tangible patent. This is not going to advance the arts and sciences any over the long term except for the lawyers and paperwork shufflers guild, as they enjoy the "science" of counting money and spend some of it on expensive fine "art" to hang on their walls. Everyone else it just costs. It has gotten past annoying, past ridiculous, now it's into the harmful range.

    1. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by dlc1911 · · Score: 1

      Your ignorance is painful... with patent law the Abstract section means nothing. The Claims section is what is patented and therefore what you need to infringe on in order to violate the patent.

    2. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      The Unix apps you mention don't automatically connect to the distribution service to get updates.

    3. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Well, apt-get or emerge on the command line don't provide me with a "directory of applications or updates that aren't on my machine" and let me choose from a nice little menu.

      It would sure be nice, but they don't work that way. You have to know the name of the package, whether it's installed (look it up in world, etc)..

      Other graphical menu based stuff, RedHat has one, IIRC, or Linspire's Click N Run.. Yeah, if these suits are successful, Red Hat (by extenstion IBM, a juicy target, just ask Darl) and Mr Robertson will no doubt be the next to get out their checkbooks.

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    4. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 1

      A method for distributing information to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations each of which is configured for communications with a multiplicity of independently-operated servers via a non-proprietary network...

      yeah, it's called ftp (rfc959, 1985). Talk about ridiculous - hey, we invented automating ftp with scripting! g1v3 us m3g/\ m0n13z!

    5. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      it might. I just looked at the man for apt-get and they have this: apt-get --dry-run --just-print

      I never used those options so I don't know though, But for sure the GUI front ends do, which are that, front ends to the back ends so in total it's a "method". I'm not trying to get ultra picky on it, just looks like the various linux and bsds are quite into the "maybe" territory with this vaguness in yet again another ridiculous IP patent. I guess if it's not clickable but you have to type it in, it wouldn't be covered, but who knows with courts and lawyers.

    6. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      Hey, no problems! Anything you say! Tell you what, put your bottom line cash where your posting is, you offer a billion dollar guaranteed warranty insurance to apple and microsoft and anyone else who might be a target. You provide the insurance so if they lose in court you'll pay. You can pick up some hefty free coin for very little work obviously, and apple and microsoft will be greatful for the piece of mind at low cost to them. Plus, you can post a nice story later on on slashdot and get all sorts of geekcred in how you did it!

      I have no idea how this would shake out in court, and neither do you unless you are psychic. Best anyone here can do is just talk about it. We've seen a lot of apparently ridiculous patents with obvious prior art get upheld, and be not successfully challenged. But... go ahead, offer your insurance based on studying everything but the abstract, prove your point plus make serious cash! What's not to like? I humbly await education on how to deal with ridiculous patents, and will consume much crow pie when you do it! I bow to your 1337 patent 5ki115!!

    7. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      I agree, seems overly vague, lame and retarded, BUT, they got a patent on it, didn't they? That's the real bottom line in all these patent stories it seems, no matter how obvious or how much prior art, the default seems to be to just go ahead, grant the patent.

    8. Re:how would this NOT apply.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm on FC2 right now, and down in the bottom right hand corner is a glowing red button with an exclamation point in it, and hovering my mouse over it, it says I have 1 update available. All you have to do then is mash that button and a few clicks later you get your update downloading and installing. It came automatically installed with the distro install, and as soon as I was online it started working, all automatic. Seems fairly similar as much as I can decipher what they claim in the patent. Whether or not it's *exactly* like what they claim and would be infringing I guess would have to be determined legally with a judge and jury, because that's all that counts, obvious prior art and obviousness discussed on slashdot is a moot point, although fun and interesting, else all of us wouldn't be doing it.. If the patent gets upheld, I wouldn't bet against it being classed as an infringment though.... And if microsoft and apple and the other "unnnamed software vendors" mentioned in the article start settling, I bet we'll see some changes to the detriment in linux land shortly thereafter as it applies to software packaging and the various way to automate updating. Just a guess though... the only thing I have to go on is COURT "prior art", which usually seems to almost always be in favor of ridiculous patents and IP ownership, no matter how screwy it looks to joe computer user around these parts.

  33. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  34. Re:what we need... by ddriver · · Score: 1

    But you for got that I have patented the idea of upgrading the patent system.

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  35. Filing date by cameldrv · · Score: 1

    This was filed in April of 2000. Windows update definitely precedes this date. I'm not an expert on patent law by any means, but can you really do this? That is, invent something and then patent it ten years later after infringing products have already come on the market?

  36. Obvious-ness clause by sczimme · · Score: 1


    (Obviousity?)

    At the time the patent was filed the idea probably was not as obvious as it seems to be now. In 1990 connectivity (and the resulting security issues) were present on a much smaller scale than they are today. (Note that I did not say the issues did not exist.)

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    1. Re:Obvious-ness clause by Shenkerian · · Score: 1

      Except that the patent in question was filed in 2000 and cites a 1994 paper titled "Automatic Patch Retrieval & Installation."

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    2. Re:Obvious-ness clause by julesh · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be obvious in the usual sense of the word. Basically, the question is, if you asked an expert in the field in 1990 what the best way of solving the problem (e.g. how to distribute multiple software updates over a communications network) was, would they immediately come up with the same answer. I think they would.

    3. Re:Obvious-ness clause by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      It was filed in 2000? Windows 98 (and I think 95) had the Windows Update feature in them before that.

      I, personally, wrote some software at my job which would breach this patent. I think that was in 1999, but it may have been in 2000.

      Software patents are just plain wrong. I've yet to see a single one that should have been allowed. The stated goal of the patent system is to encourage R&D, but the actual effect is that you essentially can't do any software development without some company claiming that you owe them money because they have more lawywer than you.

  37. Ridiculous by mahoneyj · · Score: 0

    People will sue for anything won't they? Lame.

  38. how novel... by SQLz · · Score: 1

    A menuing system that loose you choose something? Wow, how novel.

    I wish they would get rid of patents that merge two things that have already been invented. i.e., the fork with the fork on one side and knife on the other. Forks and knives have already been invented. Welding them together is not an invention.

    Menus have existed for a long time, downloading software has existed for a long time. Using a menu to download software has existed since the 300baud BBSs I used to call.

  39. Could someone explain this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I really don't get it. I could see if the code was ripped off line for line, but if two different programs have the same effect, but get it with two different ways, shouldn't they be concidered two different pattents? As an anlogy, a record player, a CD player, and an mp3 player all have the same basic function, to play back audio recordings. But thy're all protected by different patents. If I invent a new way to play back sound recordings, I can't be sued by the mp3-player patent holders.

    However, if I write a piece of software, and include a function that someone has already patented, even if I write my code from scratch, I can be sued?

    Isn't this the same as patenting an idea? Isn't there something in the patent law against this? Am I Missing something?

    1. Re:Could someone explain this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, patents are designed to protect ideas. On the other hand, copyrights are designed to protect expressions of ideas. (Very simplified, of course.)

      In your audio recording and playback example, there may very well have been very old patents covering the basic process. But they would have expired long ago, and they may have been limited to a specific method which others subsequently avoided implementing.

    2. Re:Could someone explain this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and they may have been limited to a specific method which others subsequently avoided implementing

      That's my point exactly. If I write a porogram that gives you outcome alpha, by implimenting procedures a, b, and c, but the pattent is for process alpha, using procedures x, y, and z, I can be sue, because outcome alpha was the result, regardless of the procedure used.

    3. Re:Could someone explain this? by ispeters · · Score: 1

      I'm neither a lawyer, nor an American... But I think the answer would/might depend on the similarity between (x,y,z) and (a,b,c). Without having RTFA, the comments suggest that the patent covers updating software through a menu-driven system, or somesuch. There's plenty of ways to update software, but even if I use a different menuing library to implement my updater, I'm infringing on this patent because of the menu "procedure"--I can't avoid it just because I use a unique menuing algorithm....

  40. Dick, he lives up to his name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had the unfortunate experience of actually working with this asshole.

    Personally, I think this guy should win the fucktard of the century award.

    And I want to personally thank him for not warning me before slashdotting my network.

    Yeah, I'm posting this anonymously on purpose, my boss would flip if he knew I was saying this about his 'valued' client.

  41. Re:SuSE, RedHat sued next by philbert26 · · Score: 1
    MandrakeUpdate is also quite similar.

    Isn't there something in patent law that says you have to sue in a timely manner? These things have been going for years.

  42. what about xandros? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XandrOS has a GUI frontend for apt-get, or maybe XandrOS just didn't have enough to leech from?

    Still though, what'd happen if XandrOS (or any other small software company) got sued? The big guys such as Redhat and SuSE could fight it, what about the little guy?

  43. Re:Too old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Filed: April 20, 2000

    Sieg Heil!

  44. Could you please be more abstract? by Dekar · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From the patent:

    "A method for distributing information to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations each of which is configured for communications with a multiplicity of independently-operated servers via a non-proprietary network includes steps for providing a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products, and providing a transporter software component to each of the plurality of uncoordinated user stations, wherein the transporter software component at each user station automatically effects communication sessions with the distribution service via the non-proprietary network for the purpose of obtaining updates for each of at least a subset of the plurality of different products that are installed on that user station."

    It sounds awfully complicated, and that's only the first sentence. They could probably claim they own pretty much every updating technology with that...

    Seriously though, providing "updates to software with a menuing system to permit the user to pick the updates" has been in every system I used, and I don't believe that adding the word "online" in front of it makes it a new super-innovative technology.

    Even if it's Microsoft, if they were to lose on this one, it would be a shame.

    1. Re:Could you please be more abstract? by julesh · · Score: 1

      A method for distributing information to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations each of which is configured for communications with a multiplicity of independently-operated servers via a non-proprietary network includes steps for providing a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products, and providing a transporter software component to each of the plurality of uncoordinated user stations, wherein the transporter software component at each user station automatically effects communication sessions with the distribution service via the non-proprietary network for the purpose of obtaining updates for each of at least a subset of the plurality of different products that are installed on that user station.

      Translation: a service on a non-homogenous network (e.g. the Internet) allows users to download a piece of software that automatically downloads updates to other software installed on their computers (but not necessarily for all of that software).

    2. Re:Could you please be more abstract? by Dekar · · Score: 1
      Translation: a service on a non-homogenous network (e.g. the Internet) allows users to download a piece of software that automatically downloads updates to other software installed on their computers (but not necessarily for all of that software).

      Good translation. I didn't try my luck at it myself, I'm not fluent enough in Corporate Bullshit yet.

    3. Re:Could you please be more abstract? by grendelkhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, AIX's SMIT software update section has had this for ages, and you can connect to remote repositories with the packages for different programs that you want to install.

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  45. don't even need that. by twitter · · Score: 1
    you just need to say something like:

    "A vehicle which will transport passengers and cargo trough via a non-proprietary air. It includes steps for providing a distribution service that distributes people and cargo for a plurality of different destinations"

    That's it, I own the flying car. All you bitches pay up.

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    1. Re:don't even need that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A vehicle which will transport passengers and cargo trough via a non-proprietary air. It includes steps for providing a distribution service that distributes people and cargo for a plurality of different destinations"

      I'd think the airlines lobbyists will call prior art pretty quick.

    2. Re:don't even need that. by Bishop923 · · Score: 1

      Actually you just claimed a patent on pretty much all aircraft.

      I think Boeing might want a few words with you...

  46. Work on the patent goes back to 1990? by Coryoth · · Score: 1

    Presuming that people here are linking to the right patent (and it looks like they are, the patent number matches that in the press release) it quite clearly gives the filing date as April 20, 2000. Does that mean they worked on it for 10 years, and got around to patenting it? Does that make a damn bit of difference with regard to prior art?

    And then there are some wonderful bits of drivel in the summary, which pretty much screams "utter bullshit". Prime example is the following ...storage medium for automatically effectuating communication sessions with a distribution service...

    This is just a two bit company (that can barely write) serving up half assed press releases claiming they own everything. That does sound familiar...

    Jedidiah

  47. "Non-proprietary?" by cthrall · · Score: 1

    From the patent:

    > communications with a multiplicity of
    > independently-operated servers via a
    > non-proprietary network

    Hmmm. Would you consider Mac/Windows Update "proprietary networks," or a proprietary protocol on a non-proprietary network (TCP)?

    1. Re:"Non-proprietary?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they needed "non-proprietary" since IBM has lots of prior art in that area (see the 370's updating system, for example)

  48. Patents for Dot-coms: Fool's Gold or Mother Lode? by hoferbr · · Score: 1

    Quoting the official site, about Richard Reisman (the "inventor"):
    "This work draws on a decades of thinking about new media combined with diversified practical information technology and business experience - and on a visionary mind-set tempered by a sense for effectiveness honed by training in analytical methods for optimization. (see bio). Reisman also has a broad interest in the creative process and the business of innovation - and organized and moderated a symposium on "Patents for Dot-coms" for the MIT Enterprise Forum of NYC in April 2000."

    And the title of the forum that Reisman moderated: "Fool's Gold or Mother Lode".

  49. Hoist! by twitter · · Score: 1
    It could not have happened to two nicer companies. I hope Bill Gates and anyone else who ever used "fat line" patents, is thinking about their efforts to use patents as an anti-competitive weapon.

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  50. I wish I could patent complaining about patents by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd get an injunction against each and every one of you.

  51. That's tough by flez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While it seems that this Reisman guy may have been working on this technology since 1990, the patent wasn't filed until 2000.

    So I think MS and Apple would just have to show they started using this tech before 1999 - i.e. it was public IP before the patent was filed.

    Lesson: Patent early, patent often.

  52. RTFA by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dude, if you would bother to RTFA then you would see that it clearly sez that they tried to approach both comapnies, and they pretty much said "you're full of shit get lost"

    Also, had you bothered to RFTA, you could have read the patent which is clearly weak at best. This is another SCO who is about to die a slow, painful, fiery death.

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    1. Re:RTFA by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I cannot believe I'm getting schooled on RTFA by someone with that kind of spelling and grammar. Pardon me while I ignore you completely."

      Why is it that the people who claim to have such a strong grasp of proper grammar also claim to not have the mental resources to decode such a simple message?

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    2. Re:RTFA by Phillup · · Score: 1

      I don't see the patent as being weak.

      I do see almost every interpretation here so far as being wrong... so, maybe that is why it looks weak?

      Search for other posts by me in this thread to see what I think the correct interpretation is...

      Or, better yet... look at claim # 1 closely.

      The second line goes like this:

      responsive to an identification of software already installed on the user station, presenting a directory of software available for installation on the user station and not already installed on the user station

      Which means that the list of software available, as returned by the server, is directly related to the software currently installed.

      In other words... the list is customized for that particular client.

      This is exactly what MS and Apple do for their latest OSes... and nothing like what Linux distros do.

      With a Linux distro, the update server returns the same list to every client... namely, the list of all available software, even if already installed. The program on the client side slices and dices the info returned by the server to make it relevant for the client.

      With this patent, the slicing and dicing are done before the data is returned to the client... and, integral to the process is the fact that the client uploads to the server a list of installed software. Again, something that doesn't happen with Linux distros.

      But, something that probably is patentable. The real issue is going to be prior art.

      With all of the issues of privacy... I'm not sure when it became "acceptable" for the client to upload the data required for this patent.

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    3. Re:RTFA by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      An install CD often does this, sans the remote server.

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  53. On the plus side... by SurgeryByNumbers · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if Microsoft is sued for more money than they can sue others (long shot), then they'll put some of their weight behind some better patent guidelines for software. Leaking money makes for good persuasion.

    Of course, it'll probably be as small an improvement as will solve the issue for MS, and feels kinda dirty, but I'll take what I can get.

  54. Prior Art by landoltjp · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Windows 98 the first MS OS to use the "Windows Update" process? That's menu-based (well, you have a list of updates and you select from that list which items you want to update... sounds like a menu to me)

    With all the neutrality I can muster, does this not count as 'Prior Art'? in favour of Microsoft?

    1. Re:Prior Art by yeremein · · Score: 1

      Look here, and you'll see that Windows Update has been around (at least) since December 1998, more than a year before the patent was filed. Sure looks like prior art to me.

  55. you're thinking of the original copyright limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patents last 17 years, and cannot be renewed.

  56. Teleshuttle forgot... by sockonafish · · Score: 1
    ...that they don't own the patent on run-on sentences. From the patent:

    A method for distributing information to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations each of which is configured for communications with a multiplicity of independently-operated servers via a non-proprietary network includes steps for providing a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products, and providing a transporter software component to each of the plurality of uncoordinated user stations, wherein the transporter software component at each user station automatically effects communication sessions with the distribution service via the non-proprietary network for the purpose of obtaining updates for each of at least a subset of the plurality of different products that are installed on that user station. Moreover, a user station, which includes a storage medium, a plurality of different products installed on the storage medium, and transporter software installed on the storage medium for automatically effectuating communication sessions with a distribution service via a non-proprietary network in order to obtain updates for each of the plurality of different products, and a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations via a non-proprietary network, are also described.

    Yup, that's two sentences.
    1. Re:Teleshuttle forgot... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      What is it with patent attorneys and their fetish for the word "plurality"? It seems to me that the language of software patents is entirely divorced from the language of software designers...

  57. Ultimate Patent by DigitalOx · · Score: 1

    Someday someone should come along and claim having a patent for 'a vehicle which travels on wheels'. Then they can really sue the hell out of everyone.

    1. Re:Ultimate Patent by TheBigTBird · · Score: 1

      actually, apparantly there was a guy in australia who demonstrated the flawed patent system by getting a patent for the wheel.

  58. Does this one qualify as a submarine? by optimus2861 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the patent:

    This is a combined Continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/641,010, filed on Apr. 29, 1996, and entitled "COMPUTER-IMPLEMENTED TRANSPORT OF ELECTRONIC INFORMATION OBJECTS," which is a Continuation-in-Part of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/251,824, filed on May 31, 1994, and entitled "SYSTEM FOR AUTOMATIC UNATTENDED ELECTRONIC INFORMATION TRANSPORT BETWEEN A SERVER AND A CLIENT BY A VENDOR PROVIDED TRANSPORT SOFTWARE WITH A MANIFEST LIST," which as U.S. Pat. No. 5,420,820 on May 30, 1995, and U.S. application Ser. No. 08/982,157, filed on Dec. 1, 1997, now U.S. Pat. No. 6,125,388 and entitled "COMPUTER-IMPLEMENTED TRANSPORT OF ELECTRONIC INFORMATION OBJECTS," which is a Continuation of the aforementioned Ser. No.08/251,724 filed May 31, 1994 (now U.S. Pat. No. 5,694,546). All of the above-identified applications are incorporated herein by reference in their entirety.

    I count three "Continuation"'s in there, dating as far back as 1994.

  59. Re:decent patent - NOT by prgrmr · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's enough prior art from the BBSs of the late 70s through the 90s. Hardware manufacturers, e.g., Seagate, would have their own BBS from which drivers and patches could be downloaded. Sure, it was dial-up, but it meets the requirements of being networked, menu-driven, with user-selectable updates. Prior art should kill this dead, followed by obviousness stomping it into the earth for good. I download my security patches from HP using an on-line, menu-driver, user-selectable process too.

  60. Not so... by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 0, Troll

    This means hundreds of thousands of corporate computers will be safe from the windows update virus

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  61. I just patented something that will put a stop to by Zarian · · Score: 1

    I just had the following patented:

    "A method by which ideas of an individual or company can have their ideas recorded and checked by a goverenment agency. And then awarded full rights of ownership of idea."

    I also sent a cease and disist letter to the US patent agency.

  62. From Yahoo News! by p0rnking · · Score: 1

    Well, for those of you who had read the "Apple settles Rendezvous trademark dispute", you would have noticed a link to thios story at the bottom of the previous story.
    But for those who didn't, here's a link to a yahoo story for it

  63. Play the system. by eddy · · Score: 1

    >I cannot imagine that it would survive a court battle with its claims intact.

    But that doesn't actually matter, because nowadays you don't have to make money on patents per se, because you can make money more easily on playing the stock market, and patents -- combined with the stupidity of the press -- is a valuable tool for manipulators.

    When the patent is voided the insiders will have cashed in and moved on a long, long time ago.

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  64. what's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al Gore suing the Internet for patent infringement?!

  65. Patents are not so evel after all, if you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I was a very anti-patent follower and just now realized that patents do exectly what they ment to do, help(motivate) people to inovate. You must think that i am trolling, no just think a bit. Company X patents some idea and it is so good that every other company wants to use it. Ok, say patents did not exist then all other companies start to use it and no one want to invate anymore. In real world if you want to copy that idea and slack on R&D then you just pay some money and here you go. On the other hand Company Y desides that it needs something simillar and start R&D to develope some better or worse idea on how to acomplish same thing but in a better way. Now you got something to choose from - Company X or Y or etc...
    Look at it, how many good things came out because of the nasty patent (PNG,OGG,some other things I can not remmember). So in the end people win , because they get more choice and better alternatives.
    My 0.02JPY

    1. Re:Patents are not so evel after all, if you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      On the other hand Company Y desides that it needs something simillar and start R&D to develope some better or worse idea on how to acomplish same thing but in a better way.

      But that's exactly what's wrong with software patents! They let you patent ideas, not only how you implement the idea.

      Look at it, how many good things came out because of the nasty patent (PNG,OGG,some other things I can not remmember). So in the end people win , because they get more choice and better alternatives.

      Yes, those are examples of technology that was created because there was a need for them. But what if a company had patented not .gif and .mp3, but "technology to view images on a computer" and "technology for listening to music on a computer"?

    2. Re:Patents are not so evel after all, if you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then I guess healthy patent system would not hurt. Look, it is like a teacher in school (bad/good) who does not let you to copy other`s guy idea in your homework. There is always two sides to the coin in 2d world and much more in reality. All of OSS due to a patent system IMHO. No stopper people are naturaly start slaking, give them motivation and you will be amazed how smart they can get. It is not all bad

    3. Re:Patents are not so evel after all, if you think by ewhac · · Score: 1
      Company X patents some idea and it is so good that every other company wants to use it. Ok, say patents did not exist then all other companies start to use it and no one want to invate [sic] anymore. [emphasis mine]

      This does not follow. Just because a bunch of people copy your idea does not mean that the incentive to innovate is lost.

      Your point proceeds from the assumption that all creative people are motivated by the "carrot" of commercial exploitability. The Open Source and Free Software communities illustrate very clearly this is not necessarily true. Different people are motivated by different things -- there are more currencies than just the one in your wallet.

      Schwab

  66. Patent office needs to set /. homepage by toolshed7 · · Score: 0

    Is it me or is some of these patents just stupid or just flat out greedy? I mean patent a new sprinkler or new kind of wrench or some kind of drug? But how to update X through a webpage.

    I am thinking of getting some cigar smoking, piano playing monkeys to make up some patents...I bound to get one right and cheat my way to my first million...that is the American way...right?

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  67. Re:ahahahaha! by GTRacer · · Score: 1
    Not sure where you stand on the "frivolous litigation" issue, but think about this: If lawyers* weren't so willing to take on hopeless, illogical, or downright fraudulent cases, would there be so many clients getting lawsuits started?

    IOW, there are way too many ambulance-chasers convincing people on shaky ground to "go for it". All those "no cost to you unless we win" offers have led to a more-litigious society, and the IP lawyers have elevated this to a new art form...

    * Not all lawyers are scum-sucking bottom-feeders. But their number is small and weakening steadily...

    GTRacer
    - The Spirit of the law, dammit!

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  68. But if microsoft buys them... by Savet+Hegar · · Score: 1

    They own the patent on an auto-update system with a menu, and have yet another way to try and attack the various Linux distros, not to mention Apple.

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    1. Re:But if microsoft buys them... by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's monopoly status would make it difficult for them to enforce such patents if they owned them. Looking at the SCO case, it's more likely that they would find a patsy to act for them (e.g. BayStar). Think about it. If Microsoft owned SCO...

  69. Not "convincing" Microsoft by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

    Sure, Microsoft is getting sued this time. But Microsoft can afford it. They have a lot more to gain than to lose by patent warfare.

    It's different for Apple, which doesn't have the dominant market share that Microsoft does (and thus the ability to quelch competition with their own suits).

  70. Change up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check it. I'm not a genius with the patent system, but something tells me that if the 'update system' isn't HTML based, it's not covered by the patent.

    US Patent 6,557,054, claim 26: The method of claim 16, wherein the method is facilitated using an HTML viewer at the user station.

  71. EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by pclminion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's so easy today to say it's an "obvious" idea to send software updates over a network with user selection and confirmation. But was it really so obvious in the early 1990's?

    I hate software-related patents as much as the next guy, but the continual cry of "That's obvious" is getting tiring. If it was so obvious, why was there such a long period of time between the patent and when MS and Apple started using a similar system? Clearly, it took them years before they "saw the light."

    1. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by bwy · · Score: 1

      I hate software-related patents as much as the next guy, but the continual cry of "That's obvious" is getting tiring. If it was so obvious, why was there such a long period of time between the patent and when MS and Apple started using a similar system?

      Maybe, but I wonder if it were really a proprietary idea, why didn't Microsoft or Apple try to patent it? I'm sure they could have had their lawyers play it up so it didn't look like a duplicate of the technology and the patent that was filed in the early 90's.

    2. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because not everyone on the planet has internet access and broadband wasn't really readily available until the past few years?

    3. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If it was so obvious, why was there such a long period of time between the patent and when MS and Apple started using a similar system? Clearly, it took them years before they "saw the light."

      Because it wasn't nearly as important to make software updates as easy as possible before Internet access became widespread and thus the issue of being secure against network-based attacks became important.

    4. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Traditionally Microsoft hasn't sought or used patents. That's always been Apple's forte.

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    5. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Because it wasn't nearly as important to make software updates as easy as possible before Internet access became widespread and thus the issue of being secure against network-based attacks became important.

      In other words, you're saying the idea was years ahead of its time? That sounds like a highly non-obvious idea to me.

    6. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by Wolfbone · · Score: 1

      It's obvious because it's yet another trivial domain transfer of an ordinary practise from the real world to the internet and anyone who doesn't find this one obvious should avoid clicking on those "Test your IQ" ads since doing so could really spoil their day:

      1990:

      1) Check mail in morning, see targeted "Dear Customer" letter saying update to package X is available.

      2) Pick up phone and order a copy.

      3) Receive software update in mail.

      4) Install it.

      2000:

      1) Go online, fire up software update tool.

      2) See update to package X is available.

      3) Select package X with mouse pointer.

      4) Click on download/install button.

      Applying for patents costs money and time - even large companies like Microsoft have to be somewhat selective about which trivial and obvious patents they choose to apply for. This is just one they let slip.

    7. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by bonkedproducer · · Score: 1

      Dipshit... the patent was filed in 2000! After Apple and MikeRoweSoft (hey they bought the fucking trademark) were already using their update systems.

      You shouldn't be able to patent anything you can't bring to market!

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    8. Re:EVERYTHING is obvious in hindsight. by fferreres · · Score: 1

      The question is, would anyone in 1996 say yes to the following question:

      Do you think automatically updating software on a workstation (or terminal) from a server using a network is something that can be done if wanted?

      Answer: YES

      That only a fraction of the companies did this is because a very large fraction of the computer users where not networked. And most applications where standalone and isolated.

      Automation should NOT be patentable. This is just that (and it's not innovative, much less "An invention"). Mostly everyone got new version of stuff, checking previously that they don't already have that update (terminal to be updated), and that the update was available somewhere (source of product), and that the "software" had to be transported to the "client", and installed, and inventariated.

      Great, putting sticks on wheels is what the US Patent law promotes, and everyone suffers. There's people dying because they don't have food. Innovation should solve problems, not make them not only harder to crack, but impossible by definition.

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  72. FFII United States by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

    Well, CEOs of both companies can subscribe to FFII US

    http://lists.ffii.org/mailman/listinfo/us-parl

    and help them to combat the software patent nightmare. Unfortunately it was the BSA that lobbies for software patent law.

    I don't believe in benefits of software patents for megacorporations, for me patent law in the field of software just reflects the interests of a patent attorney. Ever economist knows that patent law is crap in some field, no developer needs them.

    It will be cheaper for them to contribute a donation for FFII or support their work than to pay money for patent trolls.

  73. Past damages? by yeremein · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The suit asks for unspecified damages for past infringing activity and an injunction against future use of the technology.

    This is ludicrous. BTG shouldn't be allowed to wait for ten years to enforce their patent, and then sue for past damages. If BTG were being damaged, BTG should have filed suit earlier. This is nothing but a shakedown.

    The good thing about it is that if Microsoft gets pissed off about submarine patents, they have the money and political influence to do something about it, like lobby Congress to reform patents. Unless, of course, the perceived benefits of their patent arsenal outweigh the occasional nuisance lawsuit.

    1. Re:Past damages? by anthropomorphized · · Score: 1
      BTG shouldn't be allowed to wait for ten years to enforce their patent, and then sue for past damages.

      Don't worry, the can't get recovery ad infinitum. IIRC, the doctrine of laches only allows recovery of damages for the last 6 years.

    2. Re:Past damages? by emeitner · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, the perceived benefits of their patent arsenal outweigh the occasional nuisance lawsuit.

      Im sure MS thinks so. They'll make this whole thing Just-Go-Away(tm)

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    3. Re:Past damages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is nothing but a shakedown.

      I believe caution is warranted before saying something like this. BTG is a HUGE company, and their business model does not currently revolve around what you're alluding to.

  74. Work on the patent?? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Automatic updates have been around for a VERY long time. I would argue that since the development of a network connection, the idea has existed to send program updates via that very connection. In fact, a compiler is a digital medium for automatically updating source code into machine code, right? How long have compilers been around?

    I used to read patents for fun (I liked the pictures), and I am certain that either the language is VERY specific on this patent, relating to the actual internet -- which didn't exist in 1990 as it does today, so the patent is probably moot against M$'s auto-update, or the patent is vague enough to be one of those "obvious" technology patents that would get thrown out if contested by M$'s law firm of Burn'em and Run (Robin Williams).

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  75. Re:what we need... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    Yes, very amusing. You have however overstepped your bounds with this little jest since I previously patented the idea of making a joke about another person having already patented something.

    I expect your check (for 1 BILLION dollars, and yeah say it like Doctor Evil) by 8:00AM tomorrow or you will be hearing from my lawyers.

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  76. 376 Claims by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I agree. There are 376 claims to this patent, which is quite spectactular - most patents have a few dozen. However, claim 1 must stand on its own, and it really does not seem terribly inventive.

    This is a disease which afflicts the patent system. People are not patenting brilliant, innovative, inobvious ideas, but just "staking out territory".

    Also, this patent was filed in 2000. If this work dates from the 1980's, as is stated in the post, then an enabling disclosure or marketing of the technology may have occurred before 1999, and the patent will be questionable.

    It may be that Applie and Microsoft think they can attack this patent, which is why they didn't cut a deal.

    1. Re:376 Claims by Xyde · · Score: 1

      I don't know about windows, but Mac OS 9 was the first version to include Software Update, and it was released on October 23, 1999.

    2. Re:376 Claims by back_pages · · Score: 1
      This is a disease which afflicts the patent system. People are not patenting brilliant, innovative, inobvious ideas, but just "staking out territory".

      DUR DUH DUR DUR, THAT'S WHAT A PATENT IS.

      Oh, +1 Insightful from me, why the fuck not?

    3. Re:376 Claims by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Patents are a tit for tat system. The inventor discloses an invention with enough specificity that others will be able to duplicate the design, improve upon it, or simply learn from t. In return, the patentee is granted a monopoly on the production of the patented object or its derivatives, for a limited period. If the disclosure is not substantial, novel, or complete, then the inventor has no right to stake a claim.

  77. Windows can't exsist without Updates by drxs3v3n · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is overwelmingly wounderous
    news

    time for everyone to switch to linux now

  78. USPO has different idea of "broad" by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    This patent has to be struck down for being overly broad.

    I keep hearing this sort of thing here, but apperently the USPO has different standards than most people here, becouse the broadness of this patent is pretty common.

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    1. Re:USPO has different idea of "broad" by mausmalone · · Score: 1

      Of course, the confusing nature of it doesn't help much. I'm really tired of reading patents that are complicated and overly-technical just so that the Patent Office will say "I can't think of anything like it, this must be an original idea!" Of course you can't think of anything like it, you can't even think of it. It's too confusing to actually read, comprehend, research, and search for predecessors when you're on as tight a schedule as the USPO.

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  79. The Automobile WAS patented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Selden patent" on the automobile was affirmed by the US District Court for the Southern District of New York in roughly 1910-1920. There was a patent organization of auto manufacturers created to license automobile manufacturers, and lots of manufacturers paid (including many makes still around today), and the only company that refused was Henry Ford--who defended their suits, advertised his willingness to indemnify all customers for any liability for buying his cars, and ultimately won on appeal.

  80. My eyes crossed . . . by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

    trying to read that patent. It's no wonder patent attorneys make so much money! And I thought linux documentation was dull (except for the occasional schizophrenic programmer who goes off in the comments).

    I have believed for some time now that patenting business processes is just plain stupid, but from what I was able to comprehend in this patent, it does not seem like a standard business process patent. If they are able to prove that they own this kind of updating service method, Microsoft, Apple and a number of others could be in some pretty hot water. There is potentially a lot of money involved with this kind of thing. The fact that they have not enforced their patent against these big name companies might hurt their chances.

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  81. This is silly by sockonafish · · Score: 1
    The whole patent article talks like they intended this to update media, not software. Like those apps that used to go out and grab crap off of your favorite sites so that you can browse them offline.

    Teleshuttle also admits prior art in their patent app:

    Xcellenet Inc. in product brochures copyrighted 1992 and a price list dated Aug. 16, 1993, for a "REMOTEWARE".RTM. product line, offers a range of REMOTEWARE.RTM. software-only products providing electronic information distribution to and from remote nodes of a proprietary REMOTEWARE.RTM. computer network intended for use within an organized, corporate or institutional data processing or management information system. The system is primarily server directed, rather than user initiated and requires an expensive program (priced at $220.00) to run at the user's node whereas the present invention addresses consumer uses which will support costs of no more than a few dollars per node.

    They further go on to to say that RemoteWare requires expensive client side software, and this is why their product is innovative. Because they won't charge as much money for it.

    They also say that RemoteWare only communicates with RemoteWare systems. So does Windows Update and Software Updater... You can't very well use Windows Update on a Linux box. Not usefully, anyway.
    1. Re:This is silly by nytes · · Score: 1
      They further go on to to say that RemoteWare requires expensive client side software, and this is why their product is innovative. Because they won't charge as much money for it.
      Aha! There you have it. What they've patented is a business model: "We will sell our stuff for a lower price than the other guy."

      What brilliance! What innovation!
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  82. Prior art. by miguel · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just for the sake of recording prior art:

    HelixCode (then Ximian, then acquired by Novell) produced an installer and updater that shipped in March 2000 and pre-dates the patent applications and did what is described there:

    * tracking existing software.
    * identifying new software packages.
    * identify software updates available.
    * install those, resolve dependencies.
    * communicated with a server to fetch this information.
    * Worked for Debian and RPM systems.
    * It used HTML to render the information (like
    this patent claim says).

    This patent contains 376 claims, most of them
    regurgitations of the previous one, and most of
    them were done.

    I remember that MandrakeSoft had something
    similar, but I can not remember if they had it
    before or after, I remember thinking that this
    was a significant value added over the Red Hat
    distribution (back in the day when Mandrake
    was a relatively small fork).

    Miguel

    1. Re:Prior art. by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is a combined Continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/641,010, filed on Apr. 29, 1996, and entitled "COMPUTER-IMPLEMENTED TRANSPORT OF ELECTRONIC INFORMATION OBJECTS," which is a Continuation-in-Part of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/251,824, filed on May 31, 1994, and entitled "SYSTEM FOR AUTOMATIC UNATTENDED ELECTRONIC INFORMATION TRANSPORT BETWEEN A SERVER AND A CLIENT BY A VENDOR PROVIDED TRANSPORT SOFTWARE WITH A MANIFEST LIST," which as U.S. Pat. No. 5,420,820 on May 30, 1995, and U.S. application Ser. No. 08/982,157, filed on Dec. 1, 1997, now U.S. Pat. No. 6,125,388 and entitled "COMPUTER-IMPLEMENTED TRANSPORT OF ELECTRONIC INFORMATION OBJECTS," which is a Continuation of the aforementioned Ser. No.08/251,724 filed May 31, 1994 (now U.S. Pat. No. 5,694,546). All of the above-identified applications are incorporated herein by reference in their entirety.

      This "iteration" of the application was filed in 2000, but to show prior art you probably have to untangle all of that crap, and show something that existed back before May of '94.

      Oh, and go fix mono, it's broken. Thx.

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    2. Re:Prior art. by SpootFinallyRegister · · Score: 1
      www.freshports.org/net/cvsup

      lets play a game... who can find the oldest CVS gui?

    3. Re:Prior art. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      This iteration process is probably the most broken part of the patent process. If the patent filed in 1994 was invalid, how can any part of it be valid in the 2000 patent? It fails the 1 year limit for filing the patent. Anything that's dated more than 1 year before the accepted patent's filing date should be valid prior art.

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    4. Re:Prior art. by melted+keyboard · · Score: 1

      Microsoft had "Windows Update" in Windows 98

  83. The lightning rod by MarkEst1973 · · Score: 1
    The lightning rod is the simplest device ever created to protect a building from lightning. There was no prior art when it was invented because no one quite understood electricity yet.

    Ben Franklin gave away his invention to mankind and it is still used throughout the world today. Thank goodness ol' Ben didn't want a government granted monopoly (ok, the patent system didn't exist then) because there is no way to improve on a simple piece of metal driven into the ground to conduct electricity.

    On the other hand, I kinda wish he had gotten a patent. I would love to see a product called "Ben Franklin's Rod" on the market.

    1. Re:The lightning rod by kfg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      (ok, the patent system didn't exist then)

      Yes, it did. You forget that Franklin was British. The British patent system dates from the first quarter of the 17th century, and before that the King could grant them directly.

      He actually had a patent on the Franklin stove, but did not enforce it.

      KFG

    2. Re:The lightning rod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness ol' Ben didn't want a government granted monopoly (ok, the patent system didn't exist then) because there is no way to improve on a simple piece of metal driven into the ground to conduct electricity.

      Sure there is. Search for info on Early Streamer Emission (ESE) technology. It's an improvement on a simple piece of metal driven into a ground.

    3. Re:The lightning rod by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      Sorry to pick holes in you twice in a day, but Franklin was born in Boston. Even though the area may have been under British rule, this wouldn't have made him any more British than an Indian before 1947 could have been called British. However, you may be able to say he was a British subject. If you know better, however, enlighten me, as I may have this all wrong.

    4. Re:The lightning rod by kfg · · Score: 3, Informative

      Gerald Durrell and Rudyard Kipling were both born in India. They were not Indians. They were British.

      A military brat friend of mine was born in Osaka, Japan. He is not Japanese. He has no right to Japanese citizenship. He is American.

      In some cases, and in some times and places, parantage is as, or more, important than place of birth.

      On that April night of 1775 no one yelled "The British are coming." That would have been nonsensical. They were all British. The yell was "The regulars are coming."

      At the time of Franklin all British were subjects and all subjects were British, either natural born or naturalised and the American colonies were not even self governing dominions. They were British, as Alaska was American at the time of my birth, even though it was not yet a state. Had I been born in Alaska I would still be a natural born American. Franklin was a natural born British subject of natural born British subject parents and grandparents, just as were British subjects born in London.

      Modern citizenship laws were not enacted until 1914.

      Go ahead and pick all the holes you want though. If no one did I would have less opportunity to close them. I'm hardly always right, but I do like to get righter over time. It's all anyone can do.

      KFG

    5. Re:The lightning rod by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that his patent would have run out by now. Term on patents in the US is 20 years with a possible extension of 5 years if there was "Interference delay or secrecy orders [or] Extension for appellate review.1"

      Also interesting to note that he just missed the first patent laws in the US. He died in 1790 and "George Washington signed the First United States Patent Grant on July 31, 1790, and the patent examiner was Thomas Jefferson.2"

      Finally, as someone else mentioned, he was a British subject in 1752 when he invented the lightning rod and the earliest known British patent "was granted by Henry VI to Flemish-born John of Utynam in 1449. The patent gave John a 20-year monopoly for a method of making stained glass, required for the windows of Eton College, that had not been previously known in England.3"

      1 - USC 35
      2 - about.com
      3 - UK Patent Office

    6. Re:The lightning rod by nacturation · · Score: 1

      A military brat friend of mine was born in Osaka, Japan. He is not Japanese. He has no right to Japanese citizenship. He is American.

      I've heard that even if your parents have lived in Japan for decades and you are born in Japan, you will find it almost impossible to get a Japanese citizenship... it's just that tough.

      But that's completely orthoganal to your point.

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    7. Re:The lightning rod by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Duuuude!

      Your even older than I am! Remind me to treat you with more respect.

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    8. Re:The lightning rod by AcornWeb · · Score: 1

      A military brat friend of mine was born in Osaka, Japan. He is not Japanese. He has no right to Japanese citizenship. He is American.

      Same thing goes in Saudi Arabia. I was born there, but unless one of your parents are Saudi (which mine weren't) you can't become a citizen.

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  84. Ironic /. ads by richmaine · · Score: 1

    It seemed somehow oddly appropriate that when I saw this article on /., there at the top of that same page were 3 adds from firms with pitches such as "See how easy it is to file your own patent.". :-(

  85. Re:SuSE, RedHat sued next by Erwos · · Score: 1

    That would be trademark law - and it's defend, not sue.

    -Erwos

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  86. Press Release from sueing company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's Informative?

    Here is the press release in case you are interested

    1. Re:Press Release from sueing company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found this awesome summary on this site called slashdot.org, if you're interested.

      mark_wilkins writes "Microsoft and Apple have been sued by Teleshuttle Technologies, LLC, alleging that their online software updating technology infringes a patent on providing online updates to software with a menuing system to permit the user to pick the updates. Apparently the work on which the patent is based supposedly goes back to 1990."

      How's that for informative?

  87. Consultants and IP rights by laetus · · Score: 1

    You're absolutely right. Part of the problem, though, is the plethora of IP-rights consultants out there preaching to any copy willing to dish out a few dollars that IP is the NEXT HOT COMMODITY (TM).

    Basically, since the US isn't building much of anything anymore (even software now), the only thing left for big companies is their IP. Consultants are telling them to file fast and furious for patents and to begin managing their IP portfolios.

    And politicos are being lobbie furiously to protect IP both in the US and overseas. Hence, the goldrush to patent stuff nowadays.

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  88. Re:Plural by julesh · · Score: 2, Funny

    A method by which a plurality of alleged inventors may submit a plurality of patent applications to a plurality of patent offices using a computer network, connection to which may be facilitated by a plurality of independent service providers over a variety of communication methods, including but not limited to telephone lines, cable television connections, satellite uplinks, digital subscriber line technologies and paper cups tied together with a piece of string.

    (I call this method 'e-mailing a patent attorney')

  89. Vagueness incarnate. by Irvu · · Score: 1

    A method for distributing information to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations each of which is configured for communications with a multiplicity of independently-operated servers via a non-proprietary network includes steps for providing a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products, and providing a transporter software component to each of the plurality of uncoordinated user stations, wherein the transporter software component at each user station automatically effects communication sessions with the distribution service via the non-proprietary network for the purpose of obtaining updates for each of at least a subset of the plurality of different products that are installed on that user station. Moreover, a user station, which includes a storage medium, a plurality of different products installed on the storage medium, and transporter software installed on the storage medium for automatically effectuating communication sessions with a distribution service via a non-proprietary network in order to obtain updates for each of the plurality of different products, and a distribution service that distributes updates for a plurality of different products to a plurality of uncoordinated user stations via a non-proprietary network, are also described.


    107 words and two commas in the first sentence which is probably the most vague thing that has ever been written in the english language. I for one propose that this patent be thrown out on grammatical grounds alone.

    Seriously though, how did Jeffrey Gaffin, and Tammara Peyton (The patent examiners) allow this to pass? Just the Abstract alone covers any method for installing software on network-connected heterogeneous machines.

    What exactly do we (the U.S. taxpayers) pay the patent office for anyway? Right now it seems that we are just paying to be screwed over.
  90. Suing MS or Apple... by Xibby · · Score: 1

    Filing Suit vs MS or Apple on IP, Patent, and similar issues seems to be a good way to generate funds. Why? Lawyers aren't going to file the suit if they don't see it being at least somewhat valid, thus the odds are that MS will either buy your IP outright, or offer a large sum for an unlimited use license.

    Or they could use their resources to litigate you out of existence. The possible reward seems equal to the risk...

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  91. I'm pretty sure the mutation only served to contaminate the unix species.

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  92. Ironic by jwegy · · Score: 2, Funny

    its ironic that http://www.btgplc.com/ is running on IIS. Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0 Date: Wed, 21 Jul 2004 16:37:57 GMT it would be bad if they couldnt do windows updates ;)

  93. BTG by krygny · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "BTG creates value by investing in intellectual property and technology development, and ... " blah blah blah

    Translation: We sue people.

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  94. In case you're wondering who they are... by Mordaximus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    About BTG
    BTG creates value by investing in intellectual property and technology development, and in early stage ventures. We realize value through technology licensing, patent assertion and sale of equity investments. Through a multidisciplinary approach, we apply intellectual property and commercial expertise, together with specialist skills in science and technology, to create major product opportunities in the health and high tech sectors. BTG has commercialized important innovations, including Magnetic Resonance Imaging, working closely with Professor Sir Peter Mansfield, who was jointly awarded the 2003 Nobel Prize for Medicine, and others who made contributory inventions to MRI. BTG has also commercialized Multilevel Cell Memory, Campath(R) (alemtuzumab), the first monoclonal antibody treatment for chronic lymphocytic leukemia, and recombinant Factor IX blood clotting protein. BTG operates through wholly owned subsidiaries BTG International Ltd. and BTG International Inc. in the UK and USA, respectively.

    Or, to summarise, they do nothing.

  95. your signature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're giving the BNP free exposure that's not necessarily negative - if some evil nazi wants to find like-minded people, they now know where to look.

  96. Patents like this do us all a favour by Cecil · · Score: 1

    The more small-guy submarine patents that try to torpedo the buy guys, the better. Even better yet if they succeed. It increases the likelihood of the big guys eventually getting together and lobbying against software patents in general.

    Of course they'll probably try to make it to their advantage anyway.

  97. unfortunately, you can't (usually) sue the gov't by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Because the people that really need to be sued is the USPTO for incompetently issuing patents on ideas that are trivial to anyone practicing in the field.

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  98. Completely obvious, and not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM had a diagnostics box in the 80s, that did everything this patent claims. Rather than attach over a network, it attached directly to a system.

  99. Re:what we need... by borgdows · · Score: 0

    sorry but I have patented the idea to be paid by check of 1 BILLION dollars so you have to forward the check to /me.

    thank you in advance for compliance

  100. Non-proprietary network? by crawdaddy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I skimmed a bit of the patent and it refers to the software being offered from a non-proprietary network. Does that mean that if Apple and MS prove that their networks are, in fact, "proprietary", then the patent doesn't even apply to them?

  101. Broad! by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    "COMPUTER-IMPLEMENTED TRANSPORT OF ELECTRONIC INFORMATION OBJECTS"? I realise that's the title rather than a claim, but it does sound like intent to stake out any networking whatsoever.

  102. Patent wasnt awarded til 2003 by billybob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The patent wasnt awarded to them until April 2003 according to the story. So it's only been about a year.

    Not that I'm defending them or anything :p Just FYI

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  103. Patenting the Wheelbarrow by TheOldBear · · Score: 1

    This is not too recent a problem.

    I recall a letter to either Popular Mechanics or Popular Science, from an inventor, complaining that the patent he was awarded was too broad.

    He was trying to patent an ergonomic grip for a wheelbarrow - he received a patent on the wheelbarrow - a device with centuries of prior art.

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  104. what about the other people? by comet69 · · Score: 0

    its good and bad i guess.. what about things like the Mandrake Control Center which has a nice "menu update system"..

    are they basically saying that no operating system is allowed to have a type of easy updating system??

    its seems like a necessity considering there are many programs, operating systems, and distributions of linux, that use this type of online update method..

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  105. Apple and Microsoft can cry me a river... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... And then go lie in the bed that they made.

  106. Overly broad... by nortcele · · Score: 1
    This patent may even put the local grocery at risk of lawsuit. After all, they supply several items on a list (shelf) that the user (shopper) chooses from. Some of the items (Raid) are bug related. The US patent office is a sham with regard to software patents. What a crock!

    I'm not ashamed to be an American, but I am surely ashamed that the RIAA, MPAA, Patent Office, SCO, etc are located in America. Guess every country has to have their corporate thugs and those that foster them. Sheesh...

  107. Prior art by abb3w · · Score: 1
    I'd think the airlines lobbyists will call prior art pretty quick.

    They wouldn't be the only ones.

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  108. This smacks of malice... by DrPizza · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and the doctrine of laches says that's not allowed. They could almost certainly have asserted their right years ago. Windows Update has been around for yonks.

    1. Re:This smacks of malice... by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1
      They could almost certainly have asserted their right years ago. Windows Update has been around for yonks.
      This is one of the bigest changes that needs to be made to patent laws. Once a patent is granted, you should have a certain amount of time (2 - 3 years) to begin selling something that uses that patent, or else that patent becomes invalid.
  109. Re:decent patent - NOT by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

    I don't think you didn't read the patent :
    "...wherein the transporter software component at each user station automatically effects communication sessions with the distribution service via the non-proprietary network for the purpose of obtaining updates for each of at least a subset of the plurality of different products that are installed on that user station."

    Neither your BBS nor HP online system fit the bill, they are not automatic. What they are complaining about seems to refer to Windows Automatic Update and the Apple equivalent, where the user is automatically presented a list of updates that are available based on what is installed.

    Yes the patent sucks BTW.

  110. Re:ahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    commission based lawsuits are good thing. they allow for 2 things to happen.
    1 people without mney can have access to court. if there is a tort,or liability, almost every company in existence has the policy of completely ignoring the other party claims until they are dragged to the door of the courtroom. simply put, this is a free bet, that the plaintif might just go away,and if this happens it cost the company exatly zero to do this.
    2 it makes for more honestlawyers. why? because no lawyer in their right mind will take on a case they feel will lose. this equates to not only a lossof time,money (filing, costs, ect), but also reputation. nothing worse than being a lawyer with a rep for being a loser.

    in conclusion, almost everylawsuit is "on shaky ground". Law is not a real science. Physics, chemistry, etc are real sciences. They have proven repeatable results. Law does not. It is a human art, at best, and con art most of the time, with money and connections (usually bought with money) as the closest thing you will see to proven, repeatable results in any field of law.

  111. Looks like this might be the first salvo... by gsfprez · · Score: 1, Funny

    of Global Patenuclear War.

    i wish for the good old days... now, it looks like i'll have to become a lawyer if i want to make it anywhere in this world.

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    1. Re:Looks like this might be the first salvo... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That's Patenucular.

      Have a little respect for our president!

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  112. Buncha Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About BTG
    "...BTG creates value by investing in intellectual property and technology development, and in early stage ventures. We realize value through technology licensing, patent assertion and sale of equity investments...."


    In other words, we [BTG] are parasites. We add no social or technology value to any society or company. We take and not give.

  113. Re:decent patent - NOT by prgrmr · · Score: 1

    I read the article and part of the patent (skimmed the rest). I obviously missed the "automatically" keyword, my apologies. If BBSs aren't sufficient prior art, how about systems setup with auto call-home modems using async or kermit? Neither of those protcols are proprietary and might meet the criteria.

  114. Prior Art by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I described such a system in a short class I was doing on a whiteboard in 1982. Prior enough to the patent for you?

  115. Surely there must be some prior art? by mikael · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I remember seeing modem dialup bulletin board systems implementated by companies such as Hayes, Hercules etc..., that allowed you to download updated device drivers for your home PC. And that was back in the 1980's.

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  116. Re:what we need... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    My prior art will defeat your patent in court. I have no doubt of this. Once when I was seven I drew a "prototype" of a "1 BILLION" dollar check to pay my little brother for one of his action figures I wanted and my mom kept it because she thought it was cute.

    You bring those lawyers buddy and we'll see just who's going to be walking away with the bank!

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  117. Your education has been sadly neglected by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

    Those who use this phrase pejoratively against lawyers are as miserably misguided about their Shakespeare as they are about the judicial system which they disdain so freely.

    Even a cursory reading of the context in which the lawyer killing statement is made in King Henry VI, Part II, (Act IV), Scene 2, reveals that Shakespeare was paying great and deserved homage to our venerable profession as the front line defenders of democracy.

    The accolade is spoken by Dick the Butcher, a follower of anarchist Jack Cade, whom Shakespeare depicts as "the head of an army of rabble and a demagogue pandering to the ignorant," who sought to overthrow the government. Shakespeare's acknowledgment that the first thing any potential tyrant must do to eliminate freedom is to "kill all the lawyers" is, indeed, a classic and well-deserved compliment to our distinguished profession.


    Analysis

    Don't get me wrong, too many lawyers are motivated by money then either justice or law. But using this quote against them is like using F=ma to explain why you drove drunk and hit a church.

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  118. I was under the distinct impression that... by Brained+Child · · Score: 1

    you could not patent ideas. I mean, you can patent the design of an engine but you can't patent combustion. These guys didn't create updates, nor menus, and combining the two isn't so much as a creation as it is an idea. I hope the judge throws em on their rear before they make it to the stand.

    1. Re:I was under the distinct impression that... by mojman · · Score: 1

      You can't patent ideas, but you can patent methods (i.e. Amazon's one click). This guy developed a method to update software online.

  119. The best part of this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that this is a company based in London. There is no way they could attack a European based company since software patents are as yet still not honored. But they can root through the U.S. legal system like pigs. U.S. companies live by patenting, lawyering, and shaking down their competitors for cash. If only Europeans would allow us to file software patents in their countries, U.S. companies could return fire and start the global shakedown!

    1. Re:The best part of this one by cavac · · Score: 1

      Be fair. The US is bombing everyone in range - most times without adequate reason.

      Europeans are just trying to make world peace. As talking the your (mostly) braindead politicians doesn't seem to help, we do it by taking away the money you need to fund weapons.
      Isn't that a noble goal?
      We mostly spend that money in undoing the economical devastation you did too those countries, anyway...

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  120. Reexamination of a questionable patent by tepples · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's possible. Collect relevant prior art and petition the USPTO for a re-exam. Then once you win several re-exams, petition the Congress not to siphon off so much of the USPTO's revenue into the general treasury.

  121. You are missing something by V.+Mole · · Score: 2, Informative

    You've completely confused patents vs. copyright. Copyrights protect the expression of an idea, and your arguments are more-or-less correct w.r.t. copyrights.

    Patents exist to protect an idea. And yes, you can come up with the idea completely independently, and express it differently, but still be in violation of a patent. That's pretty much a requirement for patents to be useful. Otherwise you could just look at the patent but claim you hadn't.

  122. But this was obvious from the prior art by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

    There is substantial prior art on updating over networks without HTML (Debian's apt, GNU Stow, and the older programs on which they were based come to mind). Given that many people were converting programs from custom interfaces to an HTML interface (well before this patent), combining the two *is* obvious. To be non-obvious, it would have to do some particularly insightful thing as part of the implementation. However, like most software patents, it doesn't include a real implementation (implementations are the only things that are patentable, not ideas or theories).

    Also, what long time between the patent and when MS and Apple started using a similar system? Most of the patent claims are from 2000, roughly the same time as MS was implementing its system. It's not out of the range of possibility to say that the claims were added because Microsoft's system was accomplishing them.

    1. Re:But this was obvious from the prior art by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      MS had an web-based update service for Internet Explorer 4.0 systems in early to mid-1997 IIRC.

  123. Ximian Redcarpet Left out of suit?! by huckda · · Score: 1

    Hrm...that's a bit biased ain't it?

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  124. Business As Usual by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    I am going to sue Microsoft, Apple, Intel, AMD, and the US Gov't.
    What am I going to sue them for? Eh it doesn't matter - I am just hoping they will decide to settle and make me rich.
    Sometimes I wish we used the UK legal system - if you sue someone, and you lose you have to pay their legal fees. (I am not sure if it is included in the law, but hopefully it states somewhere "reasonable" legal fees, as I can see someone saying their lawyer costs 1 million per hour).

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  125. Codswallop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There really is a lot of cool stuff being developed by companies motivated by financial gain secured by patents on the eventual by-product of the research.

    That's total balderdash.

    Name one.

  126. Doctrine of laches by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    If BTG waited a minimum of six years before attempting to enforce their patent, then Microsoft, et al can claim the doctrine of laches. IANAL, but if BTG originally applied for this patent in 1996 (with a continuence in 2000) then eight years have passed before they attempted to enforce this patent and the doctrine would apply as a defense. Meaning Microsoft and others will avoid having to pay damages to BTG for violating their patent prior to the suit, but not future violations. Microsoft would have to stop using Windows Update.

    I can't see Microsoft or Apple just rolling over on this issue and I think the real reason for the suit is $$$$. BTG wants money as evidenced by their ridiculous claims and is hoping that MS and Apple will pay to make the problem go away.

    As you pointed out, I hope everyone is happy with the state of software patents.

    1. Re:Doctrine of laches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the patent issued in 2003. It only covers from 2003 forward to 2014 (i.e. 20 years from 1994). Latches doesn't come into it because the patent wasn't in force 6 years ago.

      You need a lawyer.

  127. Software patents are like viruses and worms... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    Eventually every company will be infected, i.e., sued. But, will corporate America ever get wise enough to do something about it?

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  128. FIDONET: Automatic Software Updates In 1984 by theodp · · Score: 1

    --> From a 1987 Newsgroup Post:
    Sometime in late May or early June I was talking on the phone with TJ and the subject of networking the BBSs together came up. "Wouldn't it be neat if one Fido could automatically call another and send it messages and files -- automatic software updates!" That night TJ logged into Fido 10 and uploaded FIDO_DEC V6, a brand new program called FIDONET, and a new system file called "NODELIST.BBS." With that, FidoNet was born.

  129. Stupid patents have got to stop! by Entropius · · Score: 1

    There are two sorts of software patents. First there are those that represent some new, significant innovation that took some sort of inventor's skill to create (like LZW compression). These things shouldn't be patented because of the peculiarities of software.

    Then there are the dumbass patents, like this one... things that, if they were meatspace instead of software, wouldn't deserve a patent either. You know the kind. One-click shopping. Automatic updates.

    See, we have a whole pile of things we can do with software, so many that there are combinations that are obviously useful but haven't been tried yet. These don't deserve patents. Back when this patent happened, widespread use of the internet was relatively new, and people were just starting to apply it to stuff. Radio over IP! Voice over IP! Weather! Live porn with webcams! Webforums! Shopping (with cookies, to do the one-click thing)! Auction houses! Automatic updates!

    None of this stuff is patentable, or would be patentable even in a land with software patents. It would be kinda neat to have a wi-fi stove, f'r instance, that would IM me when my food's done. But this is in no way patentable, since it's just sticking two things (that really were innovations) together.

  130. Debian dselect by V.+Mole · · Score: 1

    The Debian dselect utility did all this (well, it didn't use HTML) in 1995.

  131. Why not throw Symantec into the mix too? by notrehtad · · Score: 1

    It would seem that Symantec's LiveUpdate falls into the same category... see http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PT O2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r =2&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=liveupdate&OS=liveup date&RS=liveupdate. It would seem from Symantec was talking about this feature in 1996 http://www.symantec.com/press/1996/n960916b.html/, well before filing date of 4/20/2000 for the patent in question.

    1. Re:Why not throw Symantec into the mix too? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, they continued a patent filing from 94 and probably included the update stuff when others started talking about it.

  132. Software patents by Bisqwit · · Score: 1

    Let's do this again.

    Software patents are good, because..?

    Doesn't this already make it blazingly obvious to everyone that software patents are nothing but WEAPONS, used by corporations to destroy each others' business?

    I'm utterly at loss trying to understand how some people are unable to realize this fact.

  133. If you're searching for prior art... by cavac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...here is it.

    In an 1980 article about Bulletin Board systems (which are more or less "menu driven" by selecting from the few commands available, displayed at start-up), there was already the idea of swapping files - a way to do software updates: "We also are considering a function that would allow swapping complete programs."

    Here's the full article:
    http://www.portcommodore.com/commodore/bbs/cbbs.ht ml

    Here's even more information on early BBS and even the invention of the XModem-Protocol:
    http://www.portcommodore.com/commodore/bbs/bbshist .html

    As even some of the earliest implementations of XModem-capable programs showed you a list of downloadable files that you could select with your cursor keys and download by pressing a key - presumable "d" - you could speak of speak of "menu driven downloads". And as this was used by developers to share patches and updated programs it was certainly "menu driven updates over a network".

    Given the above facts, they can put their patent where the sun doesn't shine - if there's still space left, that is.

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  134. The ultimate pattent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "All your patent are belong to us"

  135. Quantum Link, Everquest, etc by Picticon · · Score: 1

    I'm almost positive I could download and install Q-Link updates in the late 80's. Q-Link went on to become AOL. November 5, 1985.

    And almost every online game does this. Ultima Online anyone?

    Or am I missing something?

  136. He also invented FTP! by grendelkhan · · Score: 1

    One of the patents referenced as Related Applications turns out to be a circuit patent from TI, and the name isn't found anywhere in the USPTO database. The other Related Application looks like it's describing FTP - pulling down something from a remote server and putting it into local storage.

    This guy has a great history of taking the obvious and making it a patent.

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  137. Apt-Get has a couple of GUI frontends. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Like Synaptic, which clearly fall under this "patent". Same with Redhat Update.

    I'm surpised they didn't bother to file the rest of the lawsuits. Norton has an update GUI that looks like this, and I'd wager a dozen other pieces of software as well. The type of whorish, intellectually dishonest individual who usually files these suits is usually more efficient.

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    1. Re:Apt-Get has a couple of GUI frontends. by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the GUI frontends are just that, frontends. They're not necessary to get the updates (hell, I don't touch the GUI's, just console).

      #apt-get update
      #apt-get dist-upgrade

      That's pretty much all you need.

      So, even if by some roll of the dice, that this shithole company goes after apps like Synaptic, not much will be lost.

  138. Patent Reform by eric17 · · Score: 1

    One possible patent reform for software (short of getting rid of software patents altogether) would be to require a non-trivial algorithm.

    This would eliminate all your "dumbass" patents, but allow LZW. Significant new algorithms *should* be patentable, IMHO.

  139. whoa - i posted this story and was rejected !!! by syrinje · · Score: 1
    This is probably bad for my karma but my conscience demands that I speak out against arbitrary selection.

    Let me first state for the record that I am happy that story was published, even if it was not my submission.

    OTOH I posted this story a full 9 hours before this submission and it totally sucks that it was rejected by one ed, taking it out of the wait queue; while another ed chooses to publish the same story by a much later submitter.

    And this ain't the first time either. I broke the story on US-CERT suggesting that we all dump IE in favor of other browsers - wham Rejected - and a few hours later - there it was - as someone else! /. - we have a problem.

    Now, are we supposed to track the preferences of the various eds, guess which one is on the prowl by looking at the latest stories and then post appropriately? One omelette, many chefs!

    Darn, I shoulda gone AC on this - Bye bye karma.

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  140. O patent, I dislike thee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mister patent man, get rid of those silly software patents. They are of no use and only ruin everybody's day.

    Thank you.

  141. Re:whoa - i posted this story and was rejected !!! by syrinje · · Score: 1
    Just noticed that this was posted by CT only three hours after my submission .

    So dont get on my case about the 9 hour claim - I recant on that !

    And of course, I fully expect someone will point out that I did post later, so just mod me down and end my misery.

    Of I go to eat my crow pie

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  142. Implementations by DugzDC · · Score: 1

    ...are slightly optimised implementations. Just in case anyone thought I'd made a typo. (Oh, and that s is intentional - I'm a Scot)

  143. Re:whoa - i posted this story and was rejected !!! by Kupek · · Score: 1

    No, we don't have a problem. Editors select stories that they think should go up. That's their right. Some editors will have different preferences. There is nothing wrong or unexpected about that. This is their site, not yours.

  144. Re:Plural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucked up

    (I call my message 'universal language')

  145. Prior Art: CPAN by mixmasterjake · · Score: 1

    CPAN was created in 1995.

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  146. Re:whoa - i posted this story and was rejected !!! by syrinje · · Score: 1
    I totally agree that the editors have the right to (a) choose the story (b) have different tastes in the choice of stories.

    Thats not really the issue here - we are talking about the same story - I am pointing out that there is proably a provess flaw which takes a story out of the queue and drops it in the trash, even if another editor would like to publish it .

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  147. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "*Sneeze* Oh, I'm sorry... I'm allergic to bullshit."
    --Jeff Vintar (screenplay) and Akiva Goldsman (screenplay)

  148. It's a Commonwealth thing. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    The same holds true in Canada as well. The loser in a ***CIVIL*** trial pays the loser's legal fees, including the cost of filing the suit, representation, lost wages, etc. The idea is that if you sue me and I win, I won't lose any money.

    One of the types of damages is "actual damages", which include all legal bills and other things for which you have a receipt. (Not exactly true, but close enough.) Thus, in order to have the lawyer's bill paid by the courts, you'd have to have paid the bill yourself first. So, if you wanted to pay your lawyer a million dollars an hour, they'd have to be paid out of your pocket. However, I don't think the judge would buy the "million dollars an hour" argument; if one of the reciepts is totally out of line, then you could potentially be charged with fraud. Obviously if your lawyer is on staff, you're not paying them $2 billion a year.

    The US is one of a few countries where there isn't a loser-pay system. I remember watching some show on an American station where a lawyer spent her day suing people for no reason, simply because all the lawyer is ever out of pocket is the price of filing the complaints. The lawyer had ruined many lives by forcing people to pay hundreds or thousands of dollars in legal fees, lose time from work, etc.

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  149. Rexair has made bagless vacuums since 1929 by kylef · · Score: 1
    Dyson invented the bagless vacuum, patented it, and approached other vacuum companies to see if they were interested.

    Nope. Green and Newcombe invented the bagless vacuum in 1927. Green went on to form Rexair in 1929. Rexair vacuums have been bagless for nearly 80 years. They're now marketed under the Rainbow name but they're essentially the same product.

    If Dyson claims to have invented the first vacuum that "doesn't lose suction due to clogged pores in your vacuum bag" in 1992, then I see a problem with prior art. Dyson's claim would be overly broad and clearly invalid.

    More likely, Dyson's claims are much focused around the "cyclone" engine and dust-trap. Rexair's systems use the Newcombe particle separator or newer "hydrofilter" water trap.

    Rexair unfortunately only sells through its distribution network (like Cutco knives). That dramatically limits its customer base, and I have no idea why. But there's always eBay!

  150. apple invasion by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    anyone else find it strange that 4 of the last 5 stories have been about apple?

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  151. Since Apple writes bug free software... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Since (according to conventional wisdom here on /.) Apple writes bug free software, why would they need an on-line update service at all?

    1. Re:Since Apple writes bug free software... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For features, duh! ;-)

      Seriously though: if you really think the conventional widsom here on /. implies this (cmon, not even the most rabid Mac zealots claim such stupid things), then its a wonder you can type through all the drool on your keyboard.

      Admit it: you're trolling...slow day?

  152. Jobs at USPTO by narsiman · · Score: 1

    Ok. May not be the highest paid job but know that there are positions that can make a big big big difference in the lives of many. Actually there is a deputy CIO position that is open at the USPTO.

  153. Oh the delicious irony... by jbrader · · Score: 1

    Apple and microsquish on the same side of a lawsuit

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  154. Microsoft's Easy Solution by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Drop the menu.

    Go back to the command line on their Web site.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  155. Haha, but will probably be bad for us.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Even though some of these old patents come and sting big companies, you know the big companies will never push for better patent law, they will only push for whatever benifits them the most and everyone else the least, maybe the law will change so that patents wont apply if the infinger has already made x amount of money from it or if stopping the infringement would 'cause noticable harm to the economy and would be a security risk because the US government uses the product' or maybe 'any company whos name begins with M can infringe patents' - you'll know if its this one if Microsoft suddenly starts registering every combination of M.

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  156. Someone contact the EFF by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    Lets get this thing moved to the top of their list of absurd and stupid patents.

  157. GRiD Systems Load Center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GRiD (makers of the first laptop) provided a menu-driven server update system for its software in the early 80's, called the 'Load Center'.

  158. While I can understand MS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple does not deserve to mistreated in such way.

  159. I dont get it.. by bzImage8 · · Score: 1

    Is it me or this kind of "patents" are stupid, a patent for a menu systems that prompts the user what update to install ?

    Who grants those patents ?

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    1. Re:I dont get it.. by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      YOu can get a patent on anything, even if you had nothing to do with creating or maitaining it. Just amatter of who applies and gets granted first. You could prolly patent the way software uses licensing agreements. Patent a system by which a user agrees to a license before the software is installed. Imagine the licensing fees you could collect. All for filing for a patent. Also see Acacia for more on BS digital patents.

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  160. Re:ahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he cannot mod you up in this trhread, stupe.

  161. Re:decent patent - NOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I'm wondering if FidoNet fits this description...

  162. No automatic virus updates by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Time to kill Nortons LiveUpdate. I guess everyone will manually have to update their Virus protection now.

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  163. Wrong Referenced Patent? by Uberdog · · Score: 1
    LIST OF RELATED APPLICATIONS

    This is a combined Continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/641,010, filed on Apr. 29, 1996, and entitled "COMPUTER-IMPLEMENTED TRANSPORT OF ELECTRONIC INFORMATION OBJECTS," which is a Continuation-in-Part of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/251,824, filed on May 31, 1994, and entitled "SYSTEM FOR AUTOMATIC UNATTENDED ELECTRONIC INFORMATION TRANSPORT BETWEEN A SERVER AND A CLIENT BY A VENDOR PROVIDED TRANSPORT SOFTWARE WITH A MANIFEST LIST," which as U.S. Pat. No. 5,420,820 on May 30, 1995, and U.S. application Ser. No. 08/982,157, filed on Dec. 1, 1997, now U.S. Pat. No. 6,125,388 and entitled "COMPUTER-IMPLEMENTED TRANSPORT OF ELECTRONIC INFORMATION OBJECTS," which is a Continuation of the aforementioned Ser. No.08/251,724 filed May 31, 1994 (now U.S. Pat. No. 5,694,546). All of the above-identified applications are incorporated herein by reference in their entirety.

    What does a patent by TI on a DRAM circuit have to do with this?

  164. Cue the Music! by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    "This is the dawning of the age of litigation..."

    (In my best Sally Struthers voice:)

    "Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do. Now you can study at home to learn to be a rabid intellectual property lawyer! The Shark Institute just might be for you! --Just listen to what people are saying about our graduates..."

    "Your graduate helped me make mountains out of mole hills! I'm banking on your graduates to keep us in business and make me rich. Without them, I'd just be another Silicon Valley loser. Thanks!" Daryl McBride, SCO

    "Thanks to the quick thinking model of 'integration' and 'innovation' your graduate helped me fend off the evil Netscape and the US government from infringing on our God-given right to obliterate any competition! " --Bill Gates, Microsoft

    "I wish your program had been around back in my days at Xerox PARC. I'd have Steve Jobs AND Bill Gates by the short-n-curlies right now!" Anonymous former CEO of Xerox

    [...I'd better stop there; I'm getting depressed]

    *the author cannot verify these are actual statements by the endorsees*

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  165. Technicality? by Xformer · · Score: 1

    It looks like the patent specifies displaying a menu of software that isn't already installed on the computer. I don't know about Apple's system, having no experience with it, and I don't know about RedHat's either, but Microsoft's update site falls into that category.

    As far as I can tell, something like Cygwin's setup program wouldn't, because it displays everything that's available and gives you the option to install, uninstall, upgrade or downgrade (depends on the program and what versions are available, of course).

    IANAL, but it seems that way to me after reading the claims...

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  166. So? by twitter · · Score: 1
    Actually you just claimed a patent on pretty much all aircraft.

    Considerations like that don't seem to matter when it comes to software patents. So we see people patenting the mouse, the GUI, "one click shopping", to do lists, update services and all manner of obvious and done ideas. They don't even bother with a useful description, just a business method or other vague description.

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  167. Prior art meaningless by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    If the method that is patented is obvious to someone working in the field, the patent can be thrown out. I have a hard time seeing how allowing someone to pick an update from a menu is anything but obvious.

  168. patenting of ideas? by spir0 · · Score: 1

    shouldn't someone have to produce a working example instead of just patenting an IDEA for software?

    surely this would stop 90% of software patent applications even being made.

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  169. That's gonna be a weird meeting... by wicka_wicka · · Score: 1

    "Hey Bill." "Steve." *nods* "So...what're you doing here?" "Getting sued." "Really? So are we!" "Well isn't that a sonofabitch!"

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  170. Apple II software update system by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 2

    It's been almost two decades, but I there was a menuing update software that was in use in a school's Apple II computer lab near me back in the 1987-88 timeframe when I was just moving on to college.

    The machines were networked with twisted pair cable and used an AppleTalk protocol to communicate with an AppleShare server. When booted from a (slightly customized) floppy the machines ran a startup program that pulled a list of software from the server and compared to what was on the floppy. This wasn't commercial software, these were programs and docs the teachers had written and were capable of being downloaded to the boot disk. The idea was that since this wasn't copyrighted software, the students could take home their floppy if they had access to a home computer. Because floppy disks couldn't hold much information, the system only downloaded or updated the particular files the user chose from a menu (it was too small to mirror everything from the Mac II hard disk). The ability to update already downloaded programs and docs was absolutely a necessity since teacher written code would often have bugs and need to be re-distributed multiple times per week. (These were teachers NOT programmers.)

    Was this a commercial utility? Was this a facility of AppleShare? Was this something that one of the smarter teachers just cooked up on his own? I have absolutely no idea. It was just a very simple, obvious, menu-driven, networkable, software-update system that was in use in the eighties.

    Would this pre-date the claim made in this patent? If more information could be tracked down about this, it sounds like it might destroy the patentability of a 1990 claim to the idea. But I'm not a lawyer so this may very well not meet the legal standards to call into question the patent.

  171. Do you know what this means? by Alyks · · Score: 1

    There going to have to work together, on this one.
    And what will that lead to?

  172. MOD PARENT UP - 1987 Usenet post by MacDork · · Score: 1

    This is brilliant! Using newsgroup archives that stretch back some 20 odd years to provide evidence that a patent is not novel or non-obvious! I think I shall patent this concept :-P

  173. Not covered by whitis · · Score: 1

    It appears to me that there are some ways for a software update system to avoid this patent if the courts screw up and let it stand. IANAL and I haven't thoroughly studied the patent.

    If your update program does not ask the user which programs to install until AFTER it has downloaded the updates, the patent does not apply. Yes it wastes some bandwidth but it is much nicer from the users perspective (as long as they have the bandwidth). Your computer doesn't pester you to install updates until it is in position to actually do it. Whether it is based on downloading from mirrors of central server, bittorrent, or NNTP, it is not "receiving from the remote computer system over the communications network software indicated by the selection" if it downloads all software in a collection rather than software selected by the user. Nor would it be infringing if the user selects which software to delete. Claims 271 and 362 might possibly affect this (the wording is very vague) but all the other claims include or reference a claim that specifically indicates the system downloads software selected by the user. If it downloads the software before the user makes the selection, then it isn't downloading "software selected by the user".

    apt-get like systems that just ask yes or no but don't present a selection menu are not covered.

    1. Re:Not covered by whitis · · Score: 1

      Another loophole might be if the system does not install the software. If the system writes or appends to a script with or without asking the user to select packages which the user may or may not edit and may or may not execute and may or may not copy and paste into a shell. The script file may be a new script or it may be appended to. If appended to, the script could even be run with a tool that "executes lines from a script and comments out those that were executed to prevent duplicate execution". At which point, you put the script on the desktop, associate it with the "run and comment" app, and the monkey pushes the button. cd /dist rpm -i --replacefiles gcc-9.9.9.i386.rpm rpm -i htmltidy-1.2.3.i386.rpm This script method isn't convenient for technophobe users but it is preferable for real geeks over typical gui systems that install the selected software without making a log of exactly what was done and when.

      If you distribute full or partial update CD images by jigdo and burn them to CD+RW and the user manually runs an installer program off the CD, that should also be exempt.

  174. Would someone please patent... by B3Geek · · Score: 1

    ...the surreptitious installation of software without the user's knowledge or direct consent - so that adware vendors/scum could be sued for patent infringement?

  175. money piles by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

    money piles eh? i think ill just stack 1$ bills against their 20s, and victory is mine

  176. Oceania is at war with Microsoft by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Oceania has always been at war with Microsoft

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  177. Here's some prior art for you by dr_beno · · Score: 1
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  178. Where's the novelty? Where's the originality? by Grail · · Score: 1

    I thought one of the conditions for a patent was that the invention had to be novel and non-obvious?

    Where's the novelty and originality in sending a list of available updates (let's call it a catalogue) to a client, and having the client order the stuff they want from the catalogue that they don't already have?

    Most of the articles referenced in the patent provide all the prior art required to dismiss the patent - the only thing different with this "invention" is that it is cheaper because it doesn't involve "special" equipment (in the days when modems were not all compatible with each other) or an expensive subscription (such as to a case law product).

    If this patent had been presented in 1990, it might have been original. But between 1990 and 1998 there was a lot of work in the distribution of software using the Internet - many products started to have "home pages" where you could open up the web page (in an HTML viewer, for example) which would list the available packages, and the user would select the new packages to download. The obvious extension to this is to provide the user with a catalogue of already-installed software. The obvious extension to that is to get the computer to check the catalogue of available versus the catalogue of installed packages and present the user with the differences. The obvious extension to this is to allow the computer to automatically download the differences, and perhaps even install them.

    Don't suppose anyone has scripts left over from the University days where they'd get a listing of a BBS or FTP archive, and start downloading the stuff they didn't already have?

    I guess TT decided that applying for a patent was easier than writing software. There's a .sig going around along the lines of: "Genius is 5% inspiration and 95% perspiration. Patents are about having the inspiration, letting someone else do the perspiration, then suing them for it."

    1. Re:Where's the novelty? Where's the originality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone think that Apple or Microsoft use HTML as claimed in the patent? If they use XML are all bets off?

  179. Re:Hey look, a story about Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you don't like slashdot anymore, and you're not going to visit this site anymore or post any more mindless whining offtopic crap?

    YAY!

  180. Re:whoa - i posted this story and was rejected !!! by Kupek · · Score: 1

    You seem to feel that if this is the case, then it's some sort of dire problem that hurts us all. It's not. This is a site that says "We found these stories interesting." It's maintained by several people, so there are going to be inconsistencies, and yeah, some stories will be missed. It's not that big of a deal.

    And think about if it was not the case - then having multiple editors gains you nothing. The workload for ten editors would be the same as for one; they'd still have to look at the same number of stories. I know I wouldn't want to work like that.