It is where you say "F this disk!" and then you tell the customer that they need a new hard drive for their CPU so that windows will get the internet again.
I have seen this setup many times before. Once you sign up you are soon hunted for sport by wealthy businessmen and heads of state. You will disappear forever and "win" the $10,000, but your stuffed and mounted corpse won't be able to spend it from the underground chamber it is displayed in. I have seen this happen; beware.
Thats ok, the caffeine in Mountain Dew elevates your heart rate so it is like working out. But remember that you need to keep it elevated for at least 30 minutes to get any benefit. May I suggest a 2 liter and a straw.
This will be the perfect way to test Microsofts new email tracking feature. I expect to receive a huge check from Bill Gates himself at the end of the month. Pass it on.
This guy has an excellent point. The documentary film "Disney's Aladdin" demonstrated that Arab or Persian society is full of hot unwed princesses, playful scamp monkeys and personable genies and their madcap hijinks. Their society is so free that even a lowly homeless thief can become a prince of an entire country if he just trys hard enough. "Disneys Aladdin" did an excellent job of showing just how open and progressive Arab society is. Based on what I learned from "Aladdin" I would move there in a minute. I would not however, keep one of their parrots. Ugh!, their vocalizations are terrible.
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I don't know about you, but I think it is a bit suspicious that Mr. X has never publicly denied being a moron.
It is where you say "F this disk!" and then you tell the customer that they need a new hard drive for their CPU so that windows will get the internet again.
I don't know about you, but the 40 year me wouldn't mind being inside a cute 19 year old right about now.
I have seen this setup many times before. Once you sign up you are soon hunted for sport by wealthy businessmen and heads of state. You will disappear forever and "win" the $10,000, but your stuffed and mounted corpse won't be able to spend it from the underground chamber it is displayed in. I have seen this happen; beware.
I don't even watch bowling; so this doesn't impact me.
They had a chance to finally make a scale that goes up to XI, but they completely wasted it.
Thats ok, the caffeine in Mountain Dew elevates your heart rate so it is like working out. But remember that you need to keep it elevated for at least 30 minutes to get any benefit. May I suggest a 2 liter and a straw.
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Uggs and Ed Hardy clothing. Somebody nuke it from orbit.
The crust of most dog breads are a bit too ruff for me; I prefer beagles and cream cheese.
Dear executives. The Internet tubes have no clogs and there is a free demo of Peggle.
There is at least one positive thing to look forward to in the future. We will have shiny silver jumpsuits that say "NO fat chicks".
Security was tight; so nobody got to root their boxes.
No penetration testing in the champagne room!!
This will be the perfect way to test Microsofts new email tracking feature. I expect to receive a huge check from Bill Gates himself at the end of the month. Pass it on.
If it was from Taco Bell it would just be full of hot squishy lettuce.
This guy has an excellent point. The documentary film "Disney's Aladdin" demonstrated that Arab or Persian society is full of hot unwed princesses, playful scamp monkeys and personable genies and their madcap hijinks. Their society is so free that even a lowly homeless thief can become a prince of an entire country if he just trys hard enough. "Disneys Aladdin" did an excellent job of showing just how open and progressive Arab society is. Based on what I learned from "Aladdin" I would move there in a minute. I would not however, keep one of their parrots. Ugh!, their vocalizations are terrible.
Why doesn't he just present proof of his mitocloridian count?
All this and more coming in the October issue of "Internet Toughguy Magazine".
Not to be confused with just "Vern", the character often addressed by Ernest P. Worrell aka Jim Varney. KnowwhatImean...
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I bet that this runs on Windows Mobile; since life as we know leads to suffering.
That is nothing... You haven't lived until you have crapped off the side of El Capitan.
It is onomonopoea for what you say when you see someone wearing Uggs shoes.
In light of this news EA Sports has decided to cancel their new game "Major League Gaming - The Game 2K9".