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  1. Re:wtf? on Former MI6 Chief Credits WikiLeaks With Helping Spark Revolutions · · Score: 1

    Your spelling of non sequitur is worse than watching a crying duck ride a underpowered motorcycle.

  2. Re:Wikileaks has officially jumped the shark on Wikileaks Opens Official Online Store · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean man. Wikileaks sold out and only started leaking information about big countries like the US and info on big corporate banks. There is this website I know of that is totally going to break the news on the manipulation of the false tooth and potassium storage unit market of Liechtenstein. I would tell you the web address (you have probably never heard of it) but the server is really small so you probably wouldn't be let in anyway.

  3. Re:It's a free country on Tech-Unfriendly Cafes Say No Kindles Allowed · · Score: 1

    Runes on clay? Luxury!!. My local cafe will only allow text in Egyptian heirogylph or Egyptian demotic script; and the use of the Rosetta
    Stone is specifically banned so I can't translate anything to a more reader friendly ancient Greek.

  4. Flooz on Online-Only Currency BitCoin Reaches Dollar Parity · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I will take my money out of the Flooz market and make some BitCoin investments. Also, does anyone know the current Beenz to BitCoin exchange rate?

  5. Re:No cheerleaders? on Behind-The-Scenes Superbowl Tech · · Score: 1

    Oh noes!! The cheer will be all over the place without any leadership.

  6. Re:Hipsters on Geek Culture Will Never Die...or Be Popular · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't understand. I was a hipster before being a hipster sold out and went main stream. Now all these kids are wearing their Members Only jackets and I am like "Dude, I was wearing Members Only jackets back in 2008 when I bought one from a 1980's vintage store; try being original". I could go on and on about all the styles these 2011 hipsters are trying to pretend they invented; but it is pointless because they are really obscure and you have probably never heard of them.

  7. Re:Obligatory on 34,000-Year-Old Organisms Found Buried Alive · · Score: 0

    I am in Soviet Russia so here Slashdot comes to me...you insensitive clod.

  8. How long?? on Star Wars Fans Look For Love In Alderaan Places · · Score: 1

    Can anyone tell me how many parsecs each date was?

  9. Here is a modest proposal! on The Fuel Cost of Obesity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We can melt down all the fatties and use them as bio-diesel.

  10. I am terrible at math..but on US Students Struggle With Understanding of the 'Equal' Sign · · Score: 1

    I am terrible at math; I had to take the most basic math course twice in college. However I can not begin to comprehend how fucking stupid you have to be to not be able to properly answer 4+3+2=( )+2. I guess they can always become philosophy majors like I did.

  11. Re:Snitch on Online Forum Speeding Boast Leads To Conviction · · Score: 1

    I hereby retract any and all statements I made regarding having hacked the Gibson. Furthermore I have never even attempted to hack the Gibson, have no knowledge of the location of the Gibson, or evidence that said Gibson even exists.

  12. That is nothing... on Dog Eats Man's Toe and Saves His Life · · Score: 1

    That is nothing, back in the late 1990's Mr.T ATE MY BALLS! Maybe some of you recall reading about it on the internet.

  13. The programmers are revolting... on High-Frequency Programmers Revolt Over Pay · · Score: 2, Funny

    The programmers are revolting...
    You said it; they stink on ice.

  14. will the CHECHCLEAR? on The Hell Known As Internet Screening Services · · Score: 1

    I will watch anything as long as the CHECHCLEARs the bank.

  15. Re:Something is missing here on Pacific Trash Vortex To Become Habitable Island? · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to tell you that I enjoyed your recent article in Internet Toughguy Magazine. You were the author of the "Idle Threats from Idle Hands" column weren't you?

  16. Re:5.5? Feh! on 5.5 Earthquake Hits Canada; Felt in US Midwest, New England · · Score: 5, Funny

    The key to driving in the rain in SoCal is to drive as fast possible through it; therefore you spend less time on the road and minimize your exposure to the dangers of rain.

  17. They are clowns... on Noisebridge Attempts to Teach Science To Juggalos · · Score: 1

    Some of you people really hold clowns up to a really high standard. Seriously, these are rappers who dress as clowns and have weird carnival themed shows. My guess is that they are fucking with you, not dictating their philosophical manifesto over youtube.

  18. Re:Carbon Footprint? on How Sperm Whales Offset Their Carbon Footprint · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah... They don't even have feet!

  19. Revenge!!!11! on Ice Cream Vendor Threatens Rival In Turf War · · Score: 1

    Revenge is a dish best served frozen in a cup or waffle cone.

  20. I have a brillant plan! on Giant Guatemalan 'Sinkhole' Is Worse Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    Why don't we stuff the hole with golf balls and cut up rubber tires?

  21. Re:Oh jeez on Hints of Life Found On Saturn's Moon Titan · · Score: 1

    If they already caught the mouse they are playing with, what more do they need to learn?

  22. Re:Um on Your Computer Or iPad Could Be Disrupting Sleep · · Score: 1

    The iPad the biggest offender because each unit is imbued with part of the radiant shine of his holiness, Steve Jobs.

  23. Spoiler alert! on Spoiler-Free Iron Man 2 Review · · Score: 1

    Dumbledore sacrifices himself at the end because he was so shocked to learn the Bruce Willis was a ghost THE WHOLE TIME and the soilent green he was eating was PEOPLE.....PEOPLE you damn dirty apes!!

  24. Re:Vigilantes don't solve crime either. on Googling the Trail of a Serial Rapist · · Score: 1

    Your killer strikes are bullshit. How to you know they work? Did you spend years in the gym killing person after person perfecting your attacks? You think you know instant death strikes but unless you have actually killed multiple people, by the same strike, you have nothing. Sure there may be some validity or possibility that a hit to the neck could sever a spinal cord but I doubt you find the required conditions in a street fight. Good luck when you are attacked and you start doing katas and saying to your attacker "No, No,...you are supposed to come at me like...this!"

  25. But its not "porn" on Steve Jobs Recommends Android For Fans of Porn · · Score: 1

    But its not "porn"....it is Brazilian Fart Erotica.