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Reporting To Executives

chopsuei3 writes "As a System Administrator, I am charged with providing more insight into the functioning of the system. What types of reports and information do other System Administrators submit to executives and on what frequency? Measurements such as uptime and average page latency are useful, but our site is relatively stable and we see minimal downtime, so I'm looking for other important and useful information I can report up to better illustrate my efforts. Our system is also unique in that about 70% of the traffic we see is from devices and not human browsers. I am a lone System Administrator in a 20-person company which specializes in web-based irrigation management. I also simultaneously perform all IT-related tasks in the office, which may also be important to report up to executives on regular basis."

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  1. Dear Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Slashdot, How do I do my job? Sincerely, Chop Suey

    1. Re:Dear Slashdot.... by CaptainVic · · Score: 1

      Dear Slashdot, How do I respond like a pompous jerk without sounding like a pompous jerk? Not so sincerely, Play Nice

  2. Here's an idea... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    how about asking them what they want to see? Prepare a short document listing what information you can provide them and in what format, and ask them what they want to see. How often, what detail, etc.

    I know, I know. Talking to people, particularly executives, is a daunting task for some in the IT world, but you'd be amazed at how much easier things become when you ask people what they want.

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    1. Re:Here's an idea... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      how about asking them what they want to see? Prepare a short document listing what information you can provide them and in what format, and ask them what they want to see. How often, what detail, etc.

      That's a good idea; I'd also suggest maybe mocking up 2 or 3 examples and letting them see.

    2. Re:Here's an idea... by peter+in+mn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also, think about it yourself. What does the network do? What measures can you make that describe whether it's working well? If someone were trying to improve the network, how often would they want to see those measures? Management usually doesn't know enough to know what to ask. You're the expert, figure out what they should be looking at.

    3. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except that most of the time they won't have any clue what they want.

      In the past, many executives used to be engineers, or at least had an engineering or technical background. As an IT worker, you could have technical discussions with them and they'd understand the general concepts, even if their background was in mechanical or civil engineering, for instance.

      In the US today, that's no longer the case. Being a executive these days isn't about providing leadership and making decisions based on knowledge. It's about knowing how to manipulate accounting statements to look good on a quarter-by-quarter basis.

      Part of this is because we've transitioned away from manufacturing real products, to manufacturing "financial instruments", even at "manufacturers" like the Big 3, who these days basically just assemble parts that are actually manufactured outside of the US in Asia and Mexico, but make the bulk of their income from leases and other financial bullshittery.

    4. Re:Here's an idea... by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed perfectly, with one big, fat caveat: Have a very good handle on what you have, and can and cannot be done. Also, never, EVER promise anything up-front w/o studying the problem.

      Recently, I got one for my own employer, in that our CEO wanted to simply open his cell phone and search all contacts in the group...

      ...err, the whole multinational group, across four continents. At first, it sounds easy (IIFP doing most of the grunt work), but then the fun began. One site used GroupWise instead of Exchange (which by default apparently reverses the contact info names from MSFT AD's 'Last, First' format). The version of Cisco Unity (VoIP handling) we have only reads one field - "IP Phone", and will only let you do one forest as a whole, or 5 OU's max (which means even more scripting). We had to deal with language localizations (esp. Korean). We had a huge bucket of duplicate contacts. I've had to learn more about Exchange 2007's GAL handling than I ever wanted to. We had to coordinate it all across multiple time zones (12 hours back to Asia, 8 hours forward... oh, and the South African office), which means a lot of early mornings and the occasional late evening.

      Long story short, it's doable, but it eats a lot of resources to get it done (fortunately, we haven't had to spend any real money for it, but it's not quite complete just yet). While I doubt that every request would start getting hairy like that, you'd be amazed at how often the most innocuous of CxO requests can end up eating a mountain of time once you get into the minutiae.

      Finally, I'd suggest that no matter the request, you never take your eyes off the prize - keeping existing systems running with as much uptime as possible. ;)

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    5. Re:Here's an idea... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wear a tie. Polish your shoes. Make sure the colour of your belt matches your shoe colour, and your socks match. Get a haircut the day before.

      Small things, but they make you look professional. I'm not sure if you dress like that every day, maybe you do, but if he glazes over during technical blurb you may find him considering whether you get a bonus based on whether your shirt does or doesn't have a burrito stain on it.

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    6. Re:Here's an idea... by Duradin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "... but you'd be amazed at how much easier things become when you ask people what they want."

      The problem is, especially with suits, is that what they want probably isn't in the same galaxy, let alone ballpark, as what they need or what they can use.

      The upshot is once you get that report all nice and automated they'll ask you for the exact same report three months later having entirely forgotten its existence. Don't tell them they've been getting that report daily/weekly already for the last three months. They don't like that for some reason. Re-title it, move some columns around, maybe add a new bit of information and then call it good.

    7. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny little rant. it's not insightful, hell it's not even relevant, but funny it came pouring out.

    8. Re:Here's an idea... by h2oliu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I too worked for a 20 person company for in a role similar to what you did. I tried asking them what they wanted, but I quickly learned that I need to guide what they asked of me. You will probably need to educate them on the what you do.

      I had a weekly status meeting with 2 execs to where I prepared a one page document with:

      1) Here is what the main projects are, and my perceived priority (chance for them to change the IT priorities to match the business priorities).
      2) Here are any potential roadblocks to the projects (keep them aware of business risk).
      3) Here are tasks that were completed from the last week (advertise yourself).
      4) Here are the some potential large money items or other significant items that could occur in the next 6-12 months (depends on your company's planning horizon) (prevent surprises).

      Number 4 is very important. Good executives don't like surprises. If you see ANYTHING that could be a major problem down the road. Tell them that you have discovered something, what the potential ramifications are, and what you are doing to identify, isolate, reduce the risks associated with the discovery. If your executives do like to keep their head in the sand, then you should keep an eye on the long term viability of your company.

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    9. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, think about it yourself. What does the network do? What measures can you make that describe whether it's working well? If someone were trying to improve the network, how often would they want to see those measures?

      Management usually doesn't know enough to know what to ask. You're the expert, figure out what they should be looking at.

      Just a small reflection on this comment.. I think this points out a flaw in how us engineers think. Management doesn't know enough to ask about the network but does it matter? How the network works is really not that important to them. How is your network contributing to the business as a whole? What metrics management want are probably more related to that and the business side of things then trying to educate them on how it works. After all, their job is not running a network, it's running a business.

      Management is looking for you to bridge that gap between technology and business, which can either be bridged by you framing things into a business perspective or making them learn more about technology so they can do it. Your value to the company will increase if you take the former approach.

    10. Re:Here's an idea... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd also suggest maybe mocking up 2 or 3 examples and letting them see.

      Mocking up? You might as well just make it up. Stick a few trekkish terms in there - quasitron throughput and such - and see if anyone bites.

      They won't.

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    11. Re:Here's an idea... by rrhal · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Asking the pointy haired what they want is a fool's errand. Best to come up with a straw man and some reasons behind it. Build a CGI (or something) and put it on a web page. Make sure it prints nicely.

      The numbers could be entirely fictional - as long as the report looks good and seems to trend the right way it will never be read.

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    12. Re:Here's an idea... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I fear that you get that paper back with an earmark note stating simply "Yes. That." In other words, they want all the information. Only to complain later that there's far too much information to read it.

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    13. Re:Here's an idea... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      If you ask them what they want, they will tell you, and expect it, even if it is something you cannot provide. And that is where the problems lie.

      Typically, what I provide is a list of anomalies against performance metrics I see as important, in summarized formats.

      I then list goals and metrics that show how we are progressing towards those goals, along with plans to achieving those goals.

      Executives want summarized data that helps in planning and allocating resources. They don't usually want or need details.

      The problem with most IT guys is that the type of communication that we either over simplify in an effort to insulate from technical details, or spew technical details not needed.

      The key is giving enough info that it is useful, while avoiding unnecessary details. Basically they want to know that you are doing your job competently.

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    14. Re:Here's an idea... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...unless you have a boss like I had a while ago, who said his techs have to come in t-shirts and jeans because it's his firm belief that if tech people come in suits they want to sell snakeoil and don't know what they're doing.

      I am not kidding. I got the job because I was the only applicant who came in pullover and jeans because I didn't have time to change into my "I wanna have this job" suit.

      Despite their rather odd hiring policy it was a pretty well run company with a lot of very good people and a management that let us do our job and care mostly for how to sell what we create (not sell something insane and get us to somehow fulfill their outlandish promises). Well, maybe not despite but because.

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    15. Re:Here's an idea... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      We use a tool run a synthetic transaction every 15 minutes and record the execution time. That execution time database can be queried.
      Stephen

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    16. Re:Here's an idea... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why didn't you explain that the different mail and phone systems you're using are not compatible for that project and suggest unifying them all into one product? Why bang your head against a door to solve a problem that a vendor somewhere has already solved for you? The CEO isn't going to care how much effort it takes, nor will he care about the money it costs to institute something else. Either way you'll look like a hero, so just take the easier solution and move on to something else.

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    17. Re:Here's an idea... by wisty · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

    18. Re:Here's an idea... by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      Wow, really, providing a global address book for a company is hard? Your network is pretty fucked up.

    19. Re:Here's an idea... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep - and was told to "solve it", but given no budget by the CIO to do so, thus the script-fest. :)

      Most of it is working, and it has had some nice side benefits (now, anyone can email anyone else anywhere on the planet).

      But... the point is that we never would've bought the mess if the CIO had the cojones to first say "let me look into it and give you an answer by Friday", then stand up on that Friday and say "we can do it, but it will incur time and cost - here's why". Instead, he gave a blanket promise to have it done without incurring additional expenses.

      Therein lies the peril of asking the CxO's what they want... if you're going to ask, at least be prepared to do some research on it first (and be sure to answer promptly after doing so, even if that answer turns out to be "...oh Hell, No!").

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    20. Re:Here's an idea... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Try the plural - "networks", across multiple types of systems, and three languages, with no money... then integrate it with four different and proprietary VoIP systems. And oh yes, they're fucked up.

      Not impossible, but not exactly a walk in the park (esp. the parts that require cooperation from overseas...)

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    21. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mock-ups will do wonders.

      The big difficulty here is that the exec is unlikely to have any idea what they actually want. They want "more insight into the functioning of the system" and from a good number of execs, you'll be lucky if you get any more than that out of them. Well, that and some details about the format and page specs of the report.

      By all means, ask them. But have a good idea when you come in of what's going to be on the report anyway. The mock-ups will give the exec something to start from so that they can actually tell you, "Oh, I also want something about X" and be helpful.

    22. Re:Here's an idea... by O+Blimey · · Score: 1

      I think parent's suggestion goes in the right direction. Unfortunately, many users are unable to specify what they want or in this particular case realize there could be a wealth of data to be gathered from the box that switches taps on and off.
      Irrigation uses water that costs money, right? Why not provide some graphs that show how and when the bucks are being spent. This could later be correlated to the growth results of whatever weeds you are growing. Maybe overlaying precipitation data might also be interesting.

    23. Re:Here's an idea... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mocking up? You might as well just make it up. Stick a few trekkish terms in there - quasitron throughput and such - and see if anyone bites.

      And when the CFO, who unbeknownst to you has a BS in physics, gets angry? Executives aren't as dumb as people here like to think, generally they just tend to lack practical, hands-on knowledge of the technology, because they honestly don't really have to know.

    24. Re:Here's an idea... by Culture20 · · Score: 2, Informative

      how about asking them what they want to see?

      In a small company like this, it's an okay method. In a large company, it's career suicide. Executives don't know what information they want. They want *you* to know what information is important; you are the specialist in your field after all. If you force them to choose a metric, they'll chose something like "problems solved" and reprimand you for a stable environment unless you list daily log-checks and backup restore tests as "problems".

    25. Re:Here's an idea... by stim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I want to work there, here I get laid into if my shirt is untucked...

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    26. Re:Here's an idea... by IICV · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most of it is working, and it has had some nice side benefits (now, anyone can email anyone else anywhere on the planet).

      Finally, e-mail can start making headway against the telegraph!

    27. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's bad. Very VERY bad. If you provide a group of non-technical execs with a menu of items you can provide they will ALWAYS want something that's not on the menu. That means you MUST provide it and they will never pay for it. Plus, they will never, ever be pleased with the information.

      Here's the deal: set this turkey up for a demo and make sure it works, passing all of the 'metrics' along to the execs. Then, and here's the brilliant part, pass the whole shebang off to some schmuck who is too clueless to know when he's being given the shaft and find a new project to work on. You get the credit and the schmuck gets the shaft.

      Sorry, but it's the way of the world.

    28. Re:Here's an idea... by OldSoldier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree, and I'd like to add a subtle addition to #4, think about what sort of activities would require the company to hire another IT person. If you think your company will grow enough in the next 5 years that this may be a possibility, it may be a good idea to quantify your time such that it is easier for the managers to see that indeed your "use rate" is trending upward to the point where another person is needed. (This falls into the above poster's "no surprises" mantra.) I would guess at your size company the worst thing for you is that your time needs expand to the point where it could "naturally" support 1.5 people. But hiring a half a person is hard, so you either eat a boat load of overtime or have some partial outsourcing solution or "temporarily" decide to scale back on some non-mission critical activities (eg employee PC tech support).

      I'm suggesting that in addition to merely quantifying your time, you divide it into buckets that also indicate how you'd think the IT needs will grow and/or a partial person could be utilized. If, for example, the PC tech support is a non-mission critical aspect of your biz and if there are good outside consultants available who could do that if your time needs rise in another area, then this will be a useful aspect of your time to track.

    29. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mocking up? You might as well just make it up. Stick a few trekkish terms in there - quasitron throughput and such - and see if anyone bites.

      And when the CFO, who unbeknownst to you has a BS in physics, gets angry?

      Sleep with his wife?

    30. Re:Here's an idea... by dave562 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but your water based analogy has confused me. Will you please rephrase what you are trying to say in the form of a car analogy? Or if you insist on sticking with water, please some how integrate the use of a metaphor that involves tubes. Thank you.

    31. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      noooo - when you script it make it look like an email you manually wrote (and from you not reports@localhost)

    32. Re:Here's an idea... by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      Explain that it's a mockup and you put obviously bogus stuff in it because you didn't want people to think that it was a real report.

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    33. Re:Here's an idea... by h2oliu · · Score: 1

      Good point on hiring additional people.

      We went through a lot of growth (I ended up hiring 8 people as we went to > 300 people), but that first one was the hardest. One possible way(which we did) of hiring 1/2 a person is taking on additional responsibility in other, non-IT areas. We took on additional product development responsibilities. Look to what areas someone at an entry level IT could also contribute in other areas.

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    34. Re:Here's an idea... by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      Also, think about it yourself. What does the network do? What measures can you make that describe whether it's working well? If someone were trying to improve the network, how often would they want to see those measures?

      Or maybe they just want to hear him say "it works well", or "it does not work well, because ...", or "it works well now, but since we plan for FOO to happen in N months, I think we need to do BAR pretty damn soon".

      I don't know; I haven't done those kinds of things. But at some point, going into too much detail sounds like a plea for micro-management.

    35. Re:Here's an idea... by michael_cain · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Management is looking for you to bridge that gap between technology and business, which can either be bridged by you framing things into a business perspective or making them learn more about technology so they can do it. Your value to the company will increase if you take the former approach.

      Second the first part of that. Try to put yourself in their shoes: If I were running this company, what would I need to know about the IT stuff? "The sales staff is unable to access the order system for 15 minutes per week" is much more useful than uptime percentages. The first is a business problem, the second is just geek-speak. "The new desktop systems each save $150 per year in electricity costs" is more useful than the watts they use. I recall one post-acquisition case where the big boss had to choose between the two IT directors. He kept the one from the acquired company and let go the one he had worked with for some years. His description of it was "Bob never really came to grips with the idea that we were in business to sell widgets, not to employ an IT department."

    36. Re:Here's an idea... by gander666 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the world of 2 - 3 acquisitions a year, and the never quite done consolidation of the IT infrastructure. A lot of mid sized companies are like this, and just have neither the stomach, nor the resources to unify everything.

      Not everyone can handle an integration like a Cisco or an IBM, and these little details often linger for a LONG time.

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    37. Re:Here's an idea... by icebike · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they just want to hear him say "it works well", or "it does not work well, because ...",

      If it works well, they obviously don't need him.

      If it works poorly, they need to get someone better than him.

      It would seem a far better approach is to pay less attention to how the system works or doesn't work, and more to how HE works.

      How many user complaints does he answer.
      How many hardware issues has he had to solve.
      Mean time to solution.
      Planned future acquisitions of hardware.
      How close is the acquisition in time.
      How adequate is the budget for needed upgrades
      Percent of time spent on various job duties and how it differs from optimum and why.

      Hitching your employment evaluations to how well your employer's machine/system performs sort of overlooks the fact that the machine was handed to you by said employer to manage, and you can't polish or manage a turd.

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    38. Re:Here's an idea... by egork · · Score: 1

      A CFO with BS in Physics will probably appreciate the joke if you'd chart some quasitron troughput vs average electron speed in your system, but god save you from omitting the axis labels.

    39. Re:Here's an idea... by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      Parent's post is spot-on. I've been there as well, and getting priorities from the business is the key to everything. At 20 people, getting out of alignment with the business takes a lot of doing, but as you grow the opposite will be the case. Right now all of the decision makers fit at one table - later they won't even see each other. Then you'll have competing priorities - a definite prescription for failure if you can't get someone at the top of the business heap to prioritize - CEO, COO.

      Also, One page document is mandatory. I made the mistake of actually listing all of the projects I was working on after we had grown to about 100 people. My 5 man team had about 22 pages of projects on the boil at any one given moment. So I delivered 22 pages of single spaced project list to the CEO and COO (100 pages if you included everything completed in the last 2 months). The take from the senior execs was "nobody can do this much work" - which I took as a positive. They didn't view it as a positive at all. My "get twice the work done with half the budget" approach actually hurt my reputation. Strange, but that's how it works.

    40. Re:Here's an idea... by maharb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You and your parent will go far in life. I can't wait till someone finds you out if you are doing this because executives DO care. You are a fool if you think an executive doesn't care about things like system up-times.. I know from personal experience how seriously pissed executives can get with IT persons for reporting false information about the IT capabilities of the organization. When an executive hires a person they trust that person to report factual information. Just because they don't call you out on mistakes doesn't mean they don't care. It means they are busy as fuck, probably working way more hours than you assume, and don't have time to look up "quasitron" to ensure their employees are fucking with them. They will take the report at face value if you say everything is great.

      To chopsuei3:

      The best things to report are things that affect clients or are otherwise extremely important. Since you mentioned you are providing services to devices that I can only assume you are a type of "command and control center" for I would think the most vital thing to report is the up time of that system and any other pertinent information about that system. If it had gone down, why? and on a related note, what is being done to protect the system's up time. If there are no issues with this aspect and you think nothing will happen before the next report you may glance over it quickly, but still make sure critical systems are the first thing you report on. It will demonstrate you understand what is most important.

      After that I would report on the status of any ongoing projects, not with numbers or charts but with words. This could come before critical systems if the project is critical but that should be obvious.

      Finally I would report on the status of less-critical functions like the internal IT stuff you do. This can be as simple as saying "I dedicated 20 hours this month to desktop support, this has been the average for the past several months." with maybe a little analysis if you want to work that number down.

      I think the preferred format for an executive would be more written or bullet points rather than charts and figures. Help them to understand what is going on so they can better help you accomplish your goals. A chart that has up-times on it is worthless to an executive unless you thoroughly explain it so you might as well do the analysis and then explain what it means rather than presenting the charts as eye candy. An executive wants a "what does this mean" perspective not a load of information that they have to derive the "what does this mean" from. There may be times when raw charts and figures are important so don't completely scratch them, just make sure you aren't just throwing information out there just for the sake of having stuff to present.

      Delivering concise, well thought out, and informative reports are way more effective than a "data dump" just to prove you do something every day you come in. The executives are busy, they don't want to waste their time reading a huge report on unimportant shit.

    41. Re:Here's an idea... by egork · · Score: 1

      Recently, I got one for my own employer, in that our CEO wanted to simply open his cell phone and search all contacts in the group...

      ...err, the whole multinational group, across four continents.

      How dare him! Unbelievable, search all contacts! OUTRAGEOUS!

      And yet

      Most of it is working, and it has had some nice side benefits

      So there you are, now make a nice chart, how many users are using your directory daily or how many bugs you are fixing (depending on what is higher) and you are all set for a management review.

    42. Re:Here's an idea... by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      One more thing to add to what maharb said: do a "question type " session with them , going both ways. In this way, you'll understand better what the key issues are for the business model, and they'll understand better how to leverage IT for the business.
      There's another plus in doing it this way: If you are forthcoming in asking questions pertaining the company business model, they'll find it easier to ask questions regarding IT. Many people are afraid to do that, and you have to nudge them along; showing that you do not have cyborg arms and a hive mind is a good starting point.

      When I do training courses, I always start with the phrase: "there are no stupid questions". If you can start them along that line, you'll have a much easier time on the job. It's also a good litmus test of the organization, because it takes balls for an executive to say " I do not know, and I would like to."

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    43. Re:Here's an idea... by DirkGently · · Score: 1

      And if you have lots of data, distill it to ONE graphic per paper summary. If you've got a point to make about systems availability or potential future scalability issues, add a graph. Do NOT use the cutesy 3D crap. Just a line or bar graph of valid data that backs your point. It's also important that it only BE one. Maybe two if you've got a huge agenda. Once you add multiples you begin to complicate your point and you're almost as bad off as with no pretty pictures at all.

      We're doing a lot of capacity planning these days and being able to show VMware farm capacity versus workload in a simple, concise, manner makes it much easier to have that discussion about funding.

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    44. Re:Here's an idea... by ChadAmberg · · Score: 1

      Capacity planning: "Based on our performance monitoring over the last 6 months, (show the charts you've made) we have 4 systems that will require additional disk within six months at a cost of $x, and two that need additional memory immediately. My projections go out to a year based on current growth rates of our service."
      What, you don't have performance monitoring statistics? You'd better start now. And learn how to do projections based on business growth rates.

      Bottlenecks: "When we look at the end to end system, it seems that our primary bottleneck is in our backed SQL database. Transactions take 1.2 seconds to complete, while the rest of the system completes in .2 seconds. We'd like to spend $$ on a DBA to go over and optimize the queries."

      Costs: "Running our entire data center costs $y per month. The electric company is due to raise rates in 3 months (yes, you call them and ask!) so our costs will increase to $z. We think we can offset that cost by calling the server manufacturers and ensuring that our warranty will cover things if we reduce our air conditioning by 3 degrees. We also have 6 servers coming off of warranty in 6 months. The cost to replace them will be $x which includes migration costs, and the cost to extend the warranty is $y."

    45. Re:Here's an idea... by maharb · · Score: 1

      Yes. I didn't meant to leave this out but I did because I had seen it posted in other comments but looking back it does seem to be a missing piece from my comment. Thanks for highlighting the need for communication and not just a one way reporting.

      Asking what the executive wants is important but just is important is coming up with what you think is important. Sometimes an executive may not know what you are capable of telling them so they may not ask for those things. Or they could ask for things that don't really mean much. The key of course is a two way conversation where you are explaining why things are important or unimportant and the executive is giving you the same feedback.

    46. Re:Here's an idea... by zoloto · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a company like that and told them if they wanted me to look like the other managers in business attire sans jacket complete with tie and nice shoes, they were going to be paying for my dry cleaning and clothing related expenses. No one likes crawling under desks, into crawl spaces for wiring or under the raised floor when shit goes wrong let alone doing it in a long-sleeved, button up neck choking shirt with a tie that catches on everything and collects dust like a swiffer duster.

      They relaxed their policies on my department after that. Not me completely, however. I was the tech's <realplayer>buffer</realplayer> between them and management so it was ... tolerable.

    47. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Asking the pointy haired what they want is a fool's errand

      Dead right!

      My wife is extravagantly competent when it comes to organization. Her experience has been that asking the wrong person for specs or guidance is dangerous. Many PHBs have no idea what they need. Therefore they will treat such requests as a sign of weakness or incompetence. Part of your written job description may not use the word clairvoyance, but it will be expected of you.

      She once worked for a company which had hired back two former all-star employees as consultants. She was lent to the consultants on a temporary basis. They were fantastically impressed with her ability and asked to have her permanently assigned to them. But the PHBs said, "She hasn't been here for six months, so company policy doesn't allow her to change jobs permanently." Nice going PHBs. When the consultants finished their contract, they made her a good offer to move with them to Los Angeles from the SF Bay Area. However, she wasn't willing to relocate.

      About the same time, the company hired a brainless twenty-something who just boldly did what she thought was necessary, however dumb it was, but, since she didn't bother the high-rollers with questions, exerythig she did was looked on favorably.

    48. Re:Here's an idea... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have an idiot for a CIO. My condolences.

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    49. Re:Here's an idea... by korsmana · · Score: 1

      Yes! Also, come prepared with some questions they may want to ask. It will almost certainly turn into questions you have not anticipated. And if you don't know say so. "Good question. I Don't know, but I'll come back with an answer" It is MUCH better than yes/no when you are BSing. They know it and will start to dig with a knife.

      But most importantly, put your self in their shoes as the owner of the company. They want to understand how this makes the company better or worse. How does it make money. How does it impact on the customer (eg automated report is late 24hrs?? If a tree falls and no one hears it...).

      And if you have a problem, they can be your best friend. Put it in terms of impact to the company. (eg if you have to much down time, tell them customer can't put in orders. )

      You need to realize you are the expert and they are looking for your insight on how to direct the company. Tell them what you need to help do it.

      AK

    50. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The upshot is once you get that report all nice and automated they'll ask you for the exact same report three months later having entirely forgotten its existence. Don't tell them they've been getting that report daily/weekly already for the last three months. They don't like that for some reason. Re-title it, move some columns around, maybe add a new bit of information and then call it good.

      Yep. I once worked for a bright guy who saved the company a lot of money by tracking down multiple copies of computer-generated reports. This was back in the days of impact printers and four-part forms which had to go through a decarbonizer -- there were three continuous sheets of carbon paper between the copies. These were removed by running the output through a machine the size of a long bookcase. As a bonus, the decarbonizer also had provision for removing one or both pin-feed edges, depending on binding requirements

      He simply went to each management recipient and asked what use he made of the report. In many cases, the answer was, "They're still doing that? I only asked for the report to be generated for six months -- four years ago."

      Others had no idea that it was being received at all -- the drones just laid the reports out on a shelf and tossed the ones from last week each Monday.

      In some cases, it became obvious that some manager found that another was getting a report and ordered one for himself so as not to seem less important. In many of these cases, succeeding managers had no knowledge of why they were getting the report

    51. Re:Here's an idea... by elnyka · · Score: 1

      Asking the pointy haired what they want is a fool's errand. Best to come up with a straw man and some reasons behind it. Build a CGI (or something) and put it on a web page. Make sure it prints nicely.

      The numbers could be entirely fictional - as long as the report looks good and seems to trend the right way it will never be read.

      This is a stupid, unprofessional assumption. Not every boss is a pointy haired one. You don't blatantly make up stuff in reports ever. If you ever come to work at a place so hideous that you have to do that, just keep your ethics and leave to a better job. Time to grow up.

    52. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Novell's Identity Management application sounds like a good idea here.... it lets you tie applications/directory services together, not into the same forest or tree, but rather by creating relationships between the various forests/trees/databases. You could have one vault that collects all of the information from your various systems, or you could populate fields from one app to another.

    53. Re:Here's an idea... by bronney · · Score: 1

      Except most of the time they don't know what they want bro. I agree, asking is good, but be prepare you get a :o ;P, and think what they "might" like to see before you ask.

    54. Re:Here's an idea... by nametaken · · Score: 1

      "how much did we spend this month and what did we get for our money"

    55. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty random. My guess is the vast majority of the employers in the world would bounce a prospective IT employee that showed up in a pullover.

    56. Re:Here's an idea... by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

      The hardware is the hardware. That's our job.

      Execs want to know about revenue (and costs). Did the downtime to this revenue generator cost them? Then the parts of that revenue generator (servers, routers, etc), then specific causes (disk, database, DNS, etc).

      Then inventory reports. What assets and expenses are going to come up in the next 1, 3, 6, 12 and 24 months.

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    57. Re:Here's an idea... by Jared555 · · Score: 1

      I think the IT majors that include at least a couple business courses would be also be a major asset for those who are still in school (or even after graduation taking a couple general courses). Yes there are many executives, etc. that don't know a thing about IT but there are probably just as many or more IT personnel who don't know a thing about running a business. If you are able to explain things in business terms in a way that the executives are going to actually understand, it benefits them because they know more about what is going on in the department and it benefits you because you are more likely to get what you need to make your job easier to do.

    58. Re:Here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the deals can be find and hold by them .it has not to be so.http://www.thegravitytechnolgies.com/always be clear.no be sure.

    59. Re:Here's an idea... by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      Very well said.

      I think that the number of user complaints in itself would be a strong metric, together with how fast and many were solved.

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    60. Re:Here's an idea... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Do you and all of your child posters have some sort of reading disorder?

      First of all, to mock something up essentially means to create a prototype of it, functioning or not. It could be a template with Lorem Ipsum filled in.. the point isn't necessarily to present accurate data; it's to see if they'd be interested in such data in the first place.

      Second, to all the idiots who replied to this buffoon, the last sentence of his post was "It won't [work]." He's not actually advocating that you submit flawed data, he's just someone who doesn't understand English.

      Jesus.

    61. Re:Here's an idea... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Random, maybe. He wasn't a "born" manager, he became the manager in a management buy-out. Earlier he was in sales.

      Say what you want about sales, but they make some rather relaxed managers. Mostly because they know what they can sell, and they know selling what you can't provide is not going to work out in the long run. Yes, they sell what they can't sell when they're in sales, because their income is dependent on what they sell, not what they deliver. When they get into management, it's the opposite. And since they know how sales works, they know how to keep them in check.

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  3. an executive summary by jschen · · Score: 4, Informative

    Numbers and stats are nice and all, but beyond the headline numbers, your job is to give an executive summary. Here is what I've been doing. These things are working well. These are improvements that I am targeting or hope to target. Here are the unique challenges (you described one) and risks that we face and how I plan to deal with them.

    I'm not a system administrator, but I don't see how the above is any different no matter what your job description.

    1. Re:an executive summary by sigipickl · · Score: 0

      A written summary greater than a paragraph or two (or 2 minutes in front of the board) just won't be read.

      Metrics. Give them big numbers (like database queries per hour, or something like that) and small numbers (latency, downtime, whatever).

      More importantly, give them something that they can take to the golf course and brag to their buddies about. Anything that can make their dicks longer or boobs bigger than their peers will win you much praise.

      Finally, many execs I have worked with over the years just don't care about I.T. until something breaks or money is about to be spent on it. For these folks, I keep metrics that can be graphed or otherwise presented to show trends, stability, uptime etc.

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    2. Re:an executive summary by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Pretty much dead on.

      Execs usually don't care about the how. They don't also care about the why. They care about the whether, what and when. They want to know whether it works, what is required to make it work and when it's done.

      Your boss will probably want numbers to answer a few questions. You are selling a service, at least that's what I read into the info you gave. What makes people use our service? What parts of our service are popular? What are unpopular? These questions answer the question where to put additional resources or where resources can be withdrawn. Are they looking for something we do not offer that we could offer and thus attract more customers? Can they access what we offer easily or do we have a lot of "dead end" visits, those could mean lost sales because people couldn't find what they wanted to use.

      And so on. He will want to know how he can improve the page to sell more. For this he will probably want to see statistics what is used, how it's used and what else visitors could be wanting.

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    3. Re:an executive summary by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The most important thing that any tech worker can do when reporting to executives who aren't themselves techies is to take the presentation and replace any word that is remotely technical with "tech". Then you'll get an idea of what the executives actually hear. Here's an example of a typical sysadmin issue report with that translation in place:
      "Our tech tech stopped working at 2:35 AM due to tech tech being tech."

      What the sysadmin probably reported was perfectly true:
      "Our web farm stopped working at 2:35 AM due to OS patches being applied."

      Whereas what the sysadmin really need to explain was that what happened at 2:35 AM was similar to what happens when a box pops up saying "Windows has automatic updates" ...

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    4. Re:an executive summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...until they ask you for the percentage of time you spend synergizing vs agilizing.

  4. Oblig... by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What types of reports and information do other System Administrators submit to executives and on what frequency?"

    TPS reports, of course!

    Now bring on the Redundant Mod!

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    1. Re:Oblig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What types of reports and information do other System Administrators submit to executives and on what frequency?"

      TPS reports, of course!

      Now bring on the Redundant Mod!

      You forgot to mention the coversheet. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. Did you get that memo?

    2. Re:Oblig... by cashman73 · · Score: 0

      Didn't you get that memo? If not, I'd just like to remind you that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports now. So, if you could just try to remember . . . that would be greeeeaaaaat! Thanks!

    3. Re:Oblig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the cover page.

  5. Random figures by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

    Dude, just slap together some random figures like the number of occupied inodes in your hard disk -- they are executives after all, what do you expect them to understand about technical stuff? Getting "mean web-page loading time" is already a big step.

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    1. Re:Random figures by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A previous manager I had was always asking me different kind of numbers. I knew that manager did absolutely nothing with those numbers and also had no clue what I was talking about.

      So one day I said that those numbers would take two days to retrieve. I then made up some numbers that looked like they could be correct and presented those while doing nothing during two days.

      Absolutely nothing happened. I would not be surprised if that manager did not even looked at my fiction. Luckily now I have a manager who asks me what would be important numbers for his goals (which he explained) AND he is not afraid of bad numbers as they must be used to explain budged for staffing, upgrades, ...

      "What do you want to achieve with the numbers?" is one of the first questions I ask. I and he know that numbers are statistics and can be presented in different ways without being wrong.

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    2. Re:Random figures by R_Dorothy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I used to work for a head of department who demanded all sorts of printed monthly reports and would start getting on people's backs if it was late. Not only was it a boring time drain but it wasn't difficult to see that they didn't really know what the reports meant but weren't prepared to admit it. So for three months I handed in the same report with the headline date on the first page changed, on the fourth month I didn't hand in my reports and, when taken to task about it, took them aside and showed them the last three months reports I had haded in and the real data I had kept back. Fortunately I managed to get out of that company but I didn't produce any more routine reports after that.

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    3. Re:Random figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly - the less they understand it (and they won't be able to admit that), the more impressed they are. Show some graphs showing how the disk space on your servers is being consumed over time. How many inbound viruses your mail server is catching. Network capacity usage if you have a managed hub that shows this sort of stuff. The kind of thing you should be doing anyway - just show them that you're on the ball.

    4. Re:Random figures by Tyberius · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Often times, the request for a report is not only just for the upper management, but is also for benefit of the one from which the report is requested. The management wants *you* to know about your job and wants to ensure that *you* know of the status of that which you oversee. While the manager may not know the specifics of your job, he will still need to ensure that you are doing your job and may also want to educate himself on the particulars of your job. The report does this. By providing false data in a report, you did not educate your boss. By providing false data, you did not allow your boss to make informed decisions. By providing false data, you implied that you were the better decision maker. I do hope that when you say "managed to get out of that company" that you were fired for that incompetence. Your actions do nothing but serve as an embarrassment to those of us in IT.

    5. Re:Random figures by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      A prime example of what's wrong in the communication between execs and techs: We don't know each others fields and we don't care to explain it to the other one.

      I tried hard to get my bosses that I have in the course of my career to explain what they wanted to do with the information they asked from me. Not because I'm overly curious about their part of the job, but I want to present meaningful numbers. Often, execs ask for numbers that make no sense, but they don't know that they make no sense. They think those numbers would tell them something so they ask for them, and usually they just get them, then use them in a way that gives them all the wrong answers. Asking how many people visit your main page means jack, especially if you happen to have a page that has a similar name to another popular name. Many of those visits will be misspelled URLs. If you now use the page impressions to compare them to sales from page visits, you will come to the conclusion that for some mysterious reason people go to your page but don't buy anything. Tell your techie what you plan to do and he will probably solve that mystery in a few seconds.

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    6. Re:Random figures by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having a bad day?

    7. Re:Random figures by Tyberius · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, good day actually. How about yourself?

    8. Re:Random figures by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      A sorta similar situation was discussed over at the daily WTF.

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    9. Re:Random figures by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Did you read that part about his boss not noticing the same data for the past three months? Does it sound to you like his boss was educating himself about the particulars of the job and making informed decisions? His boss was wasting a lot of peoples' time; nothing more, nothing less. Are you the kind of manager who does the same thing, by assigning useless reports just for the sake of doing a report? No way in hell are you a techie.

      Everyone who has really worked in IT has seen this kind of pointlessness: some process that was a good idea when it started but has outlived its usefulness and nobody has had the guts to pull the plug on it.

    10. Re:Random figures by R_Dorothy · · Score: 1

      Wasting our time because he could is exactly what my boss was doing - the reports sat on his desk for a few days before going into his filing cabinet. He knew next to nothing about IT or management and was in the habit of throwing his power around to make up for his inadequacies.

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    11. Re:Random figures by Tyberius · · Score: 3, Informative

      I read the post, yes.

      I outlined the utility of reports.

      If his boss was wasting peoples' time he should have went to his boss's boss. What he did instead was lie. Lying is bad. By falsifying data in the report, whatever utility in the report existed is gone.

      I have assigned reports as a task to ensure that the task gets done yes. I find it reasonably effective, especially when I don't have the time to do my own day to day inspection of work. I myself have also found problems when I have produced reports that I know will likely not be viewed. But I did find problems. And this was entirely due to having done an actual inspection that was required by the report spec.

      I don't really consider myself a techie, that is true. I began programming around 1980 on a TRS 80 model 3. I wrote video games in basic. I didn't get back into programming until the early 90's doing database stuff in Paradox for DOS. My latest IT job has been intranet programming in Perl, and MySQL.

      I also have an MBA in Entrepreneurship, with a Certificate in Business Ethics. My focus was on ethical strategies for new business development and re-engineering. I'm the turnaround guy that can come into a company and tell you what is going wrong, provide you with a new business strategy, and give you a list of the people you should hire and fire.

      The report may have been pointless. However, it was not for the one producing the report to decide. It was between his boss and his bosses boss. If there was a problem it should have been made known to upper management so they could remove the report.

      Management may have been incompetent, but this was malice. This was intentional deception of management to serve a personal interest.

    12. Re:Random figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately I managed to get out of that company but I didn't produce any more routine reports after that.

      Yep, fired on the spot.

    13. Re:Random figures by egork · · Score: 1

      I guess the whoever modded gp as troll have had a bad day. Mod Tyberius up as insightful.

    14. Re:Random figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of a company I used to work for. I was a Unix sys admin and the Data Center manager wanted weekly status reports regarding all systems/issues/etc. I had about 50 Unix boxes that I had to do this report for. I was lucky - the Windows admin had about 100 servers to produce the report for.

      At some point, I suspected that my manager wasn't actually reading these reports. So I wrote a perl script that randomly generated report statuses from a group of previously submitted reports and ones that I inserted myself. The job to produce these reports fired off from cron on my workstation every Friday afternoon. I thought it was pretty smart. I was disappointed though that she never responded - even after one of the reports told her that the production web farm had 'caught on fire'.

    15. Re:Random figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By falsifying data in the report, whatever utility in the report existed is gone.

      I guess you missed the point that the report wasn't being 'utilized' for anything.

    16. Re:Random figures by Tyberius · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, according to the poster, it was not used for anything. However, the one that requested the report has not spoken as to its utility. All we have as proof of it being used by the manager is the word of someone who admitted falsifying reports. Granted, the admission was meant to be commiseration, so the act of falsifying reports may have been overstated, but the act was stated nonetheless. And as I said in this thread, the report has many uses, some of which are meant purely for the report producer.

      And even if the report were truly not being used for anything at all (the employee being in no position to judge), that does not grant the employee the right to go maverick. One works for someone or one works for oneself, not both.

    17. Re:Random figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I note you "ethically" posted that at 1:30pm. Bravo sir, bravo.

  6. Some Simple Suggestions by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Start out your presentation stating that you're willing to dive as low as the executives ask you to but you're going to give them a high level view. Have slides after the end of your presentation as backup to support this claim. Keep large numbers of systems generalized with figures next to them to let the executives know how many devices or users you're supporting. Include meaningful statistics like 'requests per hour' to give them a good hint of how capable your system is.

    If you're briefing one or two executives, see if you can pull up their calendar for the past few months and see what kind of meetings they've been in. If anything overlaps with what you're presenting do not brief the same thing twice. If you have multiple executives, tailor your presentation to the top one or two in importance. Nobody wants their time wasted with something they've already seen.

    If they want a low level view, you might put together an example story of the flow of information from the sprinkler A all the way back to your server and the response back with all the challenges faced along the way. Keep it interesting, uncluttered and as simple as possible unless further questions are asked.

    If you've got budget, pick up the three Edward Tufte books on The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, Envisioning Information & Visual Explanations. Read them and incorporate that sort of data presentation into your reports.

    Another great thing is if you can get interesting metrics established and defined and then develop scripts to ingest this information automatically into weekly reports (think of a perl script that digests very large log files). Have them create a cover sheet with the most general metrics and convert it to PDF or whatever the execs prefer to view them in. If you've got time, tailor them to the specific reader (your CTO is going to be interested in different things than your CEO or marketing director).

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    1. Re:Some Simple Suggestions by JerkBoB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Start out your presentation stating that you're willing to dive as low as the executives ask you to but you're going to give them a high level view.

      This is a really REALLY important point for just about anyone, really. I suppose it's a rehash of the old aphorism: "Know your audience." It took me a while, but eventually I learned that most people (even technical people) really don't care that much about the gory details and supporting data. Boil it all down into factoids and front-load your presentation, email, whatever with the simple stuff. If people want more, they'll ask for it.

      Really, it works. And it often leads to quicker meetings. You have to be able to back up your factoids with real data, of course, but over time people will learn to trust your high-level analysis and not ask for more (unless you're awful at it, in which case you've got other problems).

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  7. If you are worried by codepunk · · Score: 1

    If you are concerned about supporting the reasoning behind the
    existence of your job, it is time to depart.

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    1. Re:If you are worried by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you are concerned about supporting the reasoning behind the existence of your job, it is time to depart.

      Never a better time than moving now, the job market is BOOMING...

  8. Ops is a bottom line gig. by epiphani · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Operations is a bottom-line game. It really comes down to how you're providing the service at the lowest possible cost.

    I'd suggest trying to plan and execute projects that will bring down the hardware cost per user (ie, start compiling PHP. That could drive down cpu-cost-per-user).

    It sounds annoying, but really that is the math game. Identify cost per user, cost per hit, cost per account or some other metric that management will understand, and then work to push that cost down.

    Report on those efforts.

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    1. Re:Ops is a bottom line gig. by drdrgivemethenews · · Score: 1

      First, follow the previous advice to report on things are working well, improvements that you are targeting or hope to target, and a discussion of risks and challenges. Then summarize it all with the math as shown here.

      Be careful though, your executives may see you thinking like a business person and promote you into management.

    2. Re:Ops is a bottom line gig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are software products out there which can help you identify these useful metrics, and determine their values. One such software product is Apptio (www.apptio.com -- DISCLAIMER: I work here). When determining what the metrics will be, you want to tie the information back to a 'business service' as opposed to an 'IT service'. For example, The cost to run a partcular server is an IT Service cost. The total cost of your web-based portal (preferably per-customer) is a business service cost.

      If you go this route, it probably will not be a simple matter of using information you already have, you will probably need to combine information from multiple different sources. There are published industry benchmarks for some common business services. If you can find a benchmark for what the metric should be, then you should also put this in the report. It gives the executive something to compare against.

      As an example, I've seen customers report the total cost be email box. This cost is non-trivial to determine as it is a mixture of server costs, software cost, storage cost, datacenter cost, labor/administrative cost, and possibly others. That said, it gives a metric as to how efficient IT is being, and ties it back into a specific business service -- which is what the executive cares about.

      Another topic you may want to think about is risk. As systems age, they tend to get less reliable. If you want to convince an executive to provide budget to replace out-of-date hardware, you'll want to make a business case for it. To do this you'll want to find out how much a failure in the service would cost the company per hour (Ask the executive). If you have a record of how much downtime you had, then you can provide information about the cost of downtime in the report. If a piece of flakey equipment is costing the company more money than replacing it would, then it is an easy descision to replace it.

    3. Re:Ops is a bottom line gig. by josephcmiller2 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, here's the deal. Your company may have plenty of money right now and all the customers are satisfied. But one day that won't be the case. You know your job is important and you know that your job makes or saves the company lots of money. The CEO wants to see things that make his company profitable. If that's a report on how you are saving software costs by making your own, using magic perl scripting, OSS or some other method, or it's hardware by being cost-effective or some magic virtualization or whatever. Or maybe it's in increased customer productivity which in turn helps the bottom line. He probably does want to see some technical mumbo-jumbo because that's what he hired you for. But he's honestly way more interested in how what you do makes the company more money. End of story. I was in web development / small IT stuff and now I run a company for an experienced CEO. Show the dollars, all the rest is gravy.

      Also remember, it is a communications game. All these reports and numbers aren't worth nearly as much if you don't know how to communicate with your boss. And that goes for all the dumbasses who argued above about whether you can ask questions or not. Plus, if you learn better communication, you may not need to ask as many questions because you'll understand what's being required of you in the first place.

  9. Log files are not a replacement for interaction by bigredradio · · Score: 4, Interesting

    better illustrate my efforts.

    Presenting executives with log files, or web stats is no way to communicate with your boss. This will give him/her an idea of the work the server is doing, but not you. You might want to present your to-do lists. These to-do lists should include completed and incomplete tasks. Since it is a small company and you are the only SA, you might try to attend the companies planning meetings. Be a part of the company instead of just an employee and you won't have to worry about CYA all the time.

    1. Re:Log files are not a replacement for interaction by think_nix · · Score: 1

      You might want to present your to-do lists.

      9.00 get to work (check)
      9.05 get coffee (check)
      9.07 check nagios (check)
      9.10 read /. (check)
      12.00 lunch (check)
      12.30 ciesta (check)
      16.00 get coffee (check)
      16.05 check nagios (check)
      17.00 go home (check)

  10. Pretty is the answer by vvaduva · · Score: 1

    Pretty "executive" reports is what they like to see, bar graphs, pie charts, etc. Also, stick with "top x" reports rather than 50 page reports which mean little to executive level people.

    The problem is that most free tools out there really lack in reporting so you may want to figure out ways to export your data and write some sort of custom reporting tool in whatever environment you are familiar with, ms excel, php, python...etc. The answer is not easy, sorry.

  11. Ask them by houghi · · Score: 3, Informative

    I do reporting and give that to executives. I ask then what numbers they want and also why. The question as to why will imply that they will take action at certain points. It does not mean that I change the numbers, it means that I have some insight in what they want.

    Asking them will explain what is important to them. That could be completely the opposite of what you think they would think is important. Uptime might not be important if all your downtime is outside of office hours.

    Also look at what your own goals are.

    However do not give them more then 3 or max 4 numbers. They won't understand and will not know what to do with it. Save details for the quartely meetings. I have made so many reports onn request where they say: what are the numbers for XYZ and each time I ask them: what will you do if they are good/bad?

    There is no reason in measuring things where there will follow no actions due to those numbers.

    Also be prepared to answer questions that you can not explain or are very hard to defend. "Why is the uptime not 100%? That is what we pay you for."

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    1. Re:Ask them by idontgno · · Score: 4, Informative

      The question as to why will imply that they will take action at certain points. It does not mean that I change the numbers, it means that I have some insight in what they want.

      The phrase I hear a lot is "actionable decision-quality information." If the executive has to ask "what does this mean to me and the company", you're presenting too much raw data. It's not filtered enough, cooked down and crystallized. Really, if you understand something of the business goals the execs are working towards, you'll know you've distilled the technical data enough if you feel like you can make the business decision with that data.

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    2. Re:Ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget: most high-level executives get there by failing upward. Don't expect them to actually *make* decisions - just present information that leads to the correct decision, and get the chimps in ties to sign off on it.

    3. Re:Ask them by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I think it depends a little on the particulars of the situation. Good management might not want just raw numbers, but they also probably don't want you to crystallize it down to the point of making the decision for them. That is, unless it's your job to make the decision for them. There's a balance required, and it depends on the nature of your business, the personalities of the executives, and the particular job responsibilities you hold.

      But I think you're right-- it is helpful to understand your company well enough to know what the executive wants to know about and why. If it's just a generic status report on the technical stats of your website, make sure to collect the stats that could provide warning signs (e.g. spikes in traffic maxing out bandwidth?) or opportunities (e.g. a lot of traffic seeming to come from an unexpected market). Make somewhat raw data available, but give an overview with anything important or interesting highlighted.

    4. Re:Ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. But after filtering and distilling them, don't forget to cook the books long enough to have a good crystallization.

  12. They really have no idea what you're talking about by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't mean to sound flippant or like a cocky IT jerk but they really have no idea what you're talking about. You'll have to translate it into terms they can understand.

    In my company, the issue we're looking at is trying to quantify the value of IT. What management does not understand it devalues. So there's a bunch of geeks in a room doing shit. But what does it mean for the bottom line? Just filing reports on trouble tickets doesn't do the job. One ticket could be for showing a person where their start menu disappeared to and another could represent an continuing problem that took a hundred hours of work to resolve.

    Staying until 2am to fix a problem in the server room doesn't count for diddly if all anyone sees of you in public is you being rude to a secretary for losing her word icon. That's all that will be remembered.

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  13. Adjust your prioirities by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only executive who would be meaningfully impressed with technical metrics would probably be in your direct up-chain (e.g., CTO), so tailor those metrics towards their concerns. Things like performance measures that allow you to spot trends ("Is it me, or do those new servers crash more often?") and predict future necessary action ("Are we nibbling into our system resource reserve? Time to budget for upgrades.").

    Outside of geek-ville, measure stuff which translates into business terms. Compute uptimes and responsiveness and scale transaction measurements against sales, or eyeballs, or whatever your company is really about.

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  14. Small company by Joe+U · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How many execs do you have in a 20 person company?

    I worked in a 15 person company that had a CEO, 4 VP's and 2 high-level managers, too many chiefs, not enough braves. I used to get advice from the CEO about how we should go and rewrite our software in PERL, or PHP, depending on the article he was reading.

    They went out of business, obivously.

    1. Re:Small company by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      15 person company needs 1 CEO and that is it. if the CEO cant manage 14 people then he is a incompetent idiot.

      One Competent CEO with 4 competent staff below him can easily, EASILY manage a company of that size. Idiots that hand out titles like candy are incompetent, be wary of a small start up with all executive staff.

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    2. Re:Small company by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Insightful

      PERL is Perl, and not an acronym! Or do you write PERL on your Apple MAC?

      Practical Extraction and Report Language?

      Yeah, I know, it's written Perl. I write too many reports with too many acronyms to care anymore.

      On another note, does the increase in the use of automatic spell checkers make you feel all sad inside? What I mean is, after losing your main hobby and apparently sole purpose in life, I could see you getting depressed.

    3. Re:Small company by tompeach · · Score: 1

      How many execs do you have in a 20 person company? I worked in a 15 person company that had a CEO, 4 VP's and 2 high-level managers, too many chiefs, not enough braves. I used to get advice from the CEO about how we should go and rewrite our software in PERL, or PHP, depending on the article he was reading. They went out of business, obivously.

      Why on earth is this modded offtopic? The comment is totally relevant, reporting to management within a company of 20 is effectively the same as sending a report to you immediate team within a big corp, my biggest surprise is that the OP doesn't have a good enough relationship with this small team to ask them directly. Anyway....If you offer a list of every possible metric you could report on as suggested earlier you will typically get asked for everything whether it is of use to the recipient or not. Speak to your management, ask them what they have to provide to their stakeholders and come to an agreement about how best to present it to them. Don't simply assume they want more reporting and send it to them, there is no point in doing the work if nobody reads it.

    4. Re:Small company by bigredradio · · Score: 1

      You were already modded to 5, but this comment should get 6. I love it when the grammar Nazis get knocked on their ass. Good Job!

    5. Re:Small company by Tyberius · · Score: 1

      It's a backronym. It was Perl first and then later Practical Extraction and Report Language.

    6. Re:Small company by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      It's a backronym. It was Perl first and then later Practical Extraction and Report Language.

      Ever wonder why most people laugh at the Slashdot user base? Yeah, it's things like this.

      (I blame GNU and their recursive acronym for this silliness.)

    7. Re:Small company by russotto · · Score: 1

      Oh, please, Slashdotters and IT people in general may be fond of acronyms and backronyms, but we're not even the worst offender The worst offender is the military. Nobody laughs at them. Ever wonder why? Because they have weapons, that's why. (Do I have a point? Hell no. But if you make a graph of armament versus ridicule and re-label it with random businessy-sounding terms, the executives might love it)

    8. Re:Small company by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      On the other hand management might request that IT buy a tank and a rocket launcher. Hmmm... I wonder if I could get them to budget a BFG9000.

      I did get them to budget a new 90-ohm bedistor for the network stack once. The freaking Webmaster caught on, submitting a request on Apr 1 was a dead giveaway.

    9. Re:Small company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, sorry. The ratio is somewhere between 1 manager to 5 engineers to 1 manager to 10 engineers. If you have 14 engineers you need at least two managers.

      Sales is a little better but you're still way too likely to need two managers w/ 14 empolyees.

    10. Re:Small company by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister?

    11. Re:Small company by dbIII · · Score: 1

      After I put in a claim for a "mini serial gender changer" from "Anabelle Bits" they just stopped looking at the descriptions and looked at the prices.

  15. Ask the executives by harmonise · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why don't you ask the executives what information is important to them? They are your customer so you need to gather their requirements, not ours. Once you know what questions they want answered, you can then generate reports that answer them.

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    1. Re:Ask the executives by Knackster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here are some items that my execs liked to see as they could understand them: 1 Amount of spam based on incoming email blocked. 2. Attempted intrusion attempts on firewall. 3. Virus outbreaks on network. 4. Since you run IT do you get phone records? Maybe the number of calls per department or inbound vs outbound and where all of your ld costs are. 5. You might want to look to see how accounting has your department's financials set up and maybe present those. Just thoughts.

  16. Think Business Functionality by lbalbalba · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Focus on the benefits the systems provide for the business. For example, if you were sysadmin for a website of a major airline, you would focus on the amount of tickets sold online. Management is way more interested in seeing how much money the web site makes, or in what ways it helps people do their job better and more efficient, than purely technical data like system/service uptime or page visits.

    1. Re:Think Business Functionality by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Reporting numbers that are from a different department is silly. sysadmin for an airline website? report costs of operation, and current load with a reminder of where you need to upgrade. if you are a sysadmin and you are dipping into the database to look at sales numbers, you are not doing your job, you are doing the accounting departments job.

      Website operational costs $xxxx.xx per month we had XXXXXXX visitors in that time period and are operating at 46% capacity. Currently experiencing a 6% growth from last month and a 1% growth from last year at this time. At this growth rate barring any hardware failures, we will not need any capacity upgrades for XX months. We had to replace a hard drive array at a cost of $X,XXX.xx and will be scheduling a 12 hour downtime window later this month for software upgrades to protect the company and site from fraud.

      That is what an executive wants to see, distilled down to a small paragraph that gives him everything he wanted in less than 30 seconds. Also if you distill it tightly like that, you end up showing up the other guys that report because you are concise and to the point not wasting any of his time. They REALLLLY appreciate that.

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    2. Re:Think Business Functionality by iamhigh · · Score: 1

      Those are good if you run an airline... but this guy doesn't seem to be in that boat. This may be small enough they only have a few u's at a colo, or in house servers. Their system costs could be hundreds a month, not tens of thousands. When the yearly cost of IT services is under 10 grand, even a 50% cost cut isn't really big news. In that case, you have to show how you have improved the usability, improved information availability and BS like that. It's actually much easier to just report tech numbers, cut and dry, and while the CIO/CTO might like that paragraph you wrote in a company with dozens of servers, it sounds like that would bring a silence in this case. They want to to know how the business is affected by IT, not how awesome your systems are. This is a fundamental difference in big vs small companies.

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    3. Re:Think Business Functionality by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      my thought exactly. emphasize ROI especially when it comes time to buy pesky things that maintain the business. selling redundancy can be hard, but one good outage will illustrate how important it is. i had a client who was running a small accounting office, so tax time was his critical uptime. no raid, not even mirroring. i scared the hell out of him by asking a simple question: it's april 14th and your server won't boot - what do you do?

      sometimes you have to inform management that the worst can happen at the worst time.

    4. Re:Think Business Functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On this note, it seems like a good idea to look at what pages make up the bulk of traffic, looking at what information is on that page, and then explaining to the execs "this is what the web site is used for by most users, here are ways that we can provide that information/service better/faster/in higher quality. Also gives them actionable information.

    5. Re:Think Business Functionality by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

      Those are good if you run an airline... and while the CIO/CTO might like that paragraph you wrote in a company with dozens of servers... This is a fundamental difference in big vs small companies...

      Hrm. Perhaps I *have* been working at a major airline with hundreds of (virtualized) servers for too long to see the needs of the small and middle company 'executive'...

    6. Re:Think Business Functionality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you are a sysadmin and you are dipping into the database to look at sales numbers, you are not doing your job, you are doing the accounting departments job.

      Just what leads you to believe that the sales weasels will report the great sales as being attributable to you, instead of to their own genius? (Yes, I agree it may be due to both of you, but don't expect credit to come from them.)

      If you don't look at the financial benefits of your work before changing jobs, the guy who can say, "My configuration changes saved my company $30K per year in hardware upgrade costs." will get your next resume pushed off the end of the hiring manager's desk.

  17. VMWare? by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 1

    Not sure if you are virtualized or not, but VMWare client offers many great reporting features to give you CPU, MEM and HD utilization usage per server. Also, if you are running Cisco networking, the management interface can give you detailed reports with pretty graphs and such (which we all know executives LOVE to see). Another tool which I find useful for web-based environments is Statcounter. They provide very detailed information about pageloads and unique/returning visitors, all based on IP.

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    1. Re:VMWare? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Executives love to see traffic graphs? Also, why is this a Cisco feature? Any network vendor has such things. You come off as a low level IT drone and have *no* idea what executives want to see. Why would they want to see resource utilization.

  18. Coming of Age by yttrstein · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's always heartwarming to see a Sysadmin ascend to the point where they begin to slowly realize that justification for their salary is going to have to involve some lying.

  19. Pareto by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    80/20 rule - show them the biggest, heaviest hitters. if someonly happens .01% of the time, its a waste of your time to investigate it, work on it, etc.

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    1. Re:Pareto by ircmaxell · · Score: 1

      Unless that 0.01% occurrence causes catastrophic system failure. In which case you can absolutely justify investigating it (You'd be bad at your job if you didn't)...

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    2. Re:Pareto by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

      > Our system is also unique in that about 70% of the traffic we see is from devices and not human browsers

      Now you know who is to blame, if anything goes wrong in the network...

    3. Re:Pareto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Company with 20 people and 1 it guy. 0.01% chance (per day?) of a catastrophic failure is not worth investigating, or reporting to management.

  20. Provide market data. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Collect the amount of water pumped reported by each sensor as a trace between 9:30 AM and 4PM on the days the market is open. Find the correlation between this trace and the S&P500 index with a two minute time lag. See which sensor has a correlation coefficient more than 0.05. Use that info to come up with a trading strategy to buy and sell the exchange traded fund IVV. Propose a project find the leading indicator sensor for more securities like QQQQ, Diamond, XLF, XLU, XLV, XLP and the stock ANSS. Upper management is mostly made up of idiots who fall for such things. Build an empire under you. Watch the cash flow of the company. Just before it goes bust, put all this experience in a resume and get a job in the ultra high speed trading division of Morgan Stanley.

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    1. Re:Provide market data. by GeckoAddict · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points cause you made me laugh out loud. Well played Sir, well played.

  21. Everything is working perfectly by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Due to all of your decisions being brilliant. As you can see from thesereallyquicklydisplayedpiecharts, Nobody in the history of $WHATEVER_WE_DO does $WHATEVER_WE_DO as well as we do $WHATEVER_WE_DO, thanks to your amazing leadership. I recommend that we keep on doing what we're doing, only with 5% more budget for my department.

    That's the smart answer. Or you could tell them the truth, but please be aware that all companies shoot the messenger. All of them.

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  22. throw the dead cat in the neighbors yard by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a one-off idea, but you could meet with marketing and ask for a list of the various campaigns they've launched over the past year. Then you could parse the web server logs to see where traffic was coming from during the dates of those campaigns. It would give execs a metric by which to measure the effectiveness of the marketing efforts. This is important, because as your ship sinks, the execs will look to you for help in determining the ballast that needs to be dumped.

    Seth

  23. Executive Reporting -- A Problem of Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reporting to executives effectively requires that you try to understand what is important to them as opposed to what is important from a system administration perspective. Some years ago I was responsible for a 24x7 data center operation and had the same dilemma. In the end I formulated a number of indexes based on operator workload and processing -- as absence of user complaints around service delivery were their hot buttons. As long as they saw workload and results as independent variables they were more than happy to cut back on resources. But by tracking workloads and report delivery it was possible to show the relationships. It is not the data but how it is represented to the exec -- simple words suitable for children and important executives. Their time tends to be pretty fragmented -- and their perspectives can be very different from the yours. It might be helpful to talk to them a bit to learn what matters to them. And if you can connect their issues to yours -- bonus.

  24. Don't do it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll just gave yourself more mandatory busy work for no reason. Then if mgmt decide they want these every week or month, that's less time you have for projects or fixing things that are more important.

    My boss did the same thing at another company, and now one day every week he has to spend creating charts and getting this information from baselines from scratch because he can't script for information and the company won't buy him any software.

  25. They don't want know ! by theoldwizard · · Score: 1

    I worked for a Fortune 100 engineering/manufacturing company as a Sys Admin for over 20 years. In my last position I worked in a small niche of the company outside of major machines and applications but still in a place where a system problem that lasted more than 24 hours could shutdown multiple factories. My immediate management did not want to know anything. My favorite quote was, "The best you can do, is to not let my phone ring with a complaint !" Any management above that level (incorrectly) assumed that the PCs on engineers desks were all that was required for them to get their work done when in fact all of their work was conducted on servers under my control. Worse, the servers in use averaged between 8-12 years old, some running "retired" OS's, most of which had no hardware maintenance contract as we had "spares" or could reconfigure them with less CPUs/memory until replacements could be obtained from the used market.

  26. Give time, get cooperation by NervousWreck · · Score: 0

    I would recommend taking some extra time to provide an explanation of what all the information means in terms of that executive's department so that they can accurately tell you what they want you to report. Many people want to hear everything because they aren't sure exactly what they are looking for but end up suffering info overload and read nothing. As eldavojohn said, your CEO will be interested in different things than your CTO.

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  27. I manage about 50TB of storage and my reports by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

    are high-level summaries of how the space is assigned out to our various branches located all over the US. I follow that up with a summary report that lists the total amount of storage each branch is allocated compared to how much storage they are actually using.

    That's followed up with a per-branch breakdown of total number of files, total space used, and how many of each type of file are being stored at each branch. Going deeper than that is not always necessary, but I have the following reports ready in case I am asked:

    How much data (per branch) is duplicated (same filename, same modified date, same file size)
    How much data (per branch) is over 3 years old, over 5 years old, over 7 years old (legal requires us to keep some files for up to 7 years)
    How many files have ###-##-#### in them or ######### (in case someone got stupid enough to save a file with someone's SSN in it)
    How many Audio Files & space taken by them
    How many Video Files & space taken by them
    How many Picture Files & space taken by them
    How many Executable Files & space taken by them
    How many Outlook PST Files & space taken by them
    Folders with "Personal" or "Backup" or "Archive" in them (users are not allowed to store personal files on shared space)
    etc...
    (there are actually a lot more options and queries I haven't mentioned)

    I also use access enumerator to show the differences in ACLs of folders in case there are permissions issues.

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    1. Re:I manage about 50TB of storage and my reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I used to do that until some of them started thinking that if they used MORE space it owuld look like they were doing MORE work so I just started giving them pictures of shiny ponies.

  28. Mission Statement by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    Agree with your executives what your mission is: security, stability, reliability, user friendliness, whatever...

    Then the reports you need are those that demonstrate how well you are fulfilling you mission. Anything else is just extraneous BS.

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  29. include some educational concepts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask them, but some examples are Costs broken down, expected time line of current equipment, most common IT issues (with some breakdown of cost to the company). Then depending on the Tech awareness of the company, have a pie chart of where their IT budget goes, or an automated report where they can get more granular results.

    But as a Sys admin that also does all the IT needs for the company, or at least coordinates them, you may also want to include some educational concepts, like links to articles about ideas that you believe can be done and would improve the bottom line. However know your audience so articles from Financial Times (FT.com) or other trade publications in your industry would be helpful.

  30. They need to know future costs and plans by RichMan · · Score: 1

    Very important for management is future planning.

    Track Hardware age.
    Present at least a 2 year out management plan for hardware upgrades with likely costs.
    Do the same for software. But you also need to watch for potential compatibility issues.
    Do you have spares?

    Watch for potential migration opportunities of software and hardware platforms for efficiency and cost. These would not be indepth studies as management would have to approve those. Just keep you eyes open and report when something looks interesting. Especially with future scaling issues.

  31. Be bright, by cptdondo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    be brief, be gone.

    That's about the best I can give you.

    Your whole summary should fit on 1 sheet of paper, with bullet points.

    The whole presentation should take less than 3 minutes.

    Ask yourself, if you were flying at 30,000' over your operation, "What would I see?"

    That's what the execs want.

    1. Re:Be bright, by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Ask yourself, if you were flying at 30,000' over your operation, "What would I see?"

      At times in my past, I would have wanted that to be "cross hairs and a payload release button".

      Do not be tricked into answering this question truthfully.

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  32. I report to executives too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if I were in your position, the very first thing I would do is ask them what kind of reports they want.

    Unless your executives have loads of extra time on their hands (very unlikely), they will only want a short, concise report, aptly named an executive summary. So you will want to focus on making things concise and to the point. Loads of numbers are usually not appreciated, only the most relevant ones, and a short description that may overview other issues that aren't representative of those numbers.

    Your executives will probably give you a fairly good description of what they want to see, it will be your job to interpret that into the actual numbers you have available, how you will present it, what is or is not relative, and so on.

  33. E-strategy by Heliode · · Score: 1

    Aside from reporting statistics etc., what would be most useful from a business point of view would be some sort of e-strategy that is aligned with the overall strategy of the company. Executives usually spend lots of time envisioning where they want the company to be in X years. Figure out what this is, and formulate a plan for IT to facilitate this.
    These days, the role of IT in all sorts of business ventures continues to increase, and can offer real strategic advantages for companies. They just have to realize this, and make the most of it. You can help with that.

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  34. Business information. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    What pages are people reading?
    What are they searching for?
    Country/city/network do they come from?

    There is a wealth of market information in web and email logs.

    Understand your business and how you can make it better, cheaper, faster, more profitable.
     

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  35. My experience by br00tus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I started working at an organization a while back and I would file a trouble ticket whenever I came across something broken, even if it was unimportant and with an overflowing workload might not be done for a while. A manager was hired after a while who decided to use the trouble ticket system as a meter of progress for tasks done. When he announced this, I immediately closed all of these types of tickets, saved them locally on my machine, and even went into the database so as to delete all vestiges of these tickets. I began only creating tickets when I knew a task would probably be done on-time and quickly. The manager was canned after about two years there - the thing that saved him for so long is that his manager changed three times while he was there, the third one axed him.

    What management wants to see is that their investment in you is getting results. If they spend X amount of dollars on something, they want to see how it is helping the company or whatever. Show how successful your projects have been, how your uptime rate is always increasing etc. Use lots of colorful charts, lists with 20 goals and "accomplished" next to 18 of them and "partially accomplished" next to the other two. That type of crap. I mean, if management wants this nonsense from the sysadmin, you're in Dilbert land already.

    In France in 1968 there was a massive general strike, with workers taking over factories and the like, and De Gaulle even planned contingencies to leave France and invade it at some future point with the French army and possibly NATO support. One of the wall posters of that time said "The boss needs you, you don't need the boss". Sometimes I think these exercises are more to psychologically mess with you than anything. You do all the work and create all the wealth, the bosses and shareholders don't do anything and collect salaries and profits. By making you do a pointless exercise like this to justify yourself to them, they're putting the idea out of your head of the reverse - of why *they* are necessary to the company. After 13 years in this industry, I'm becoming convinced that the dumb, pointless things management makes you do does have some strange psychological point along these lines. I've quit agreeing with my co-workers that these presentations are dumb and pointless, I think they do have a point - keeping us disciplined, from requesting sane hours and on-call rotation and all of that.

    1. Re:My experience by CannedTurkey · · Score: 1

      I like your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    2. Re:My experience by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Me too, especially the part about invading France.

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    3. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh yes, the 'I am the most important person here' mindset. Everyone above you is useless and accomplishes nothing. But everything rests on *your* shoulders.

    4. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do all the work and create all the wealth, the bosses and shareholders don't do anything and collect salaries and profits.

      That's not the only way the corps will screw the people who actually produce.

      The biggest scam they've ever constructed is the "employee stock plan". The employees may get stock at reduced rates, but the high-rollers make the big money on these plans.

      First off, their stock is usually free and are granted in hundreds or thousands of shares at a time. But the workers acquire a few hundred shares over years.

      Suppose you come up with an invention or process that actually boosts the company stock value by one dollar. So your measly shares go up in value by a few hundred dollars, but the increase to an executive with a couple hundred thousand shares comes to two hundred thousand dollars in value.

      That's one hell of an amplification factor -- off your work.

      Take a look at Yahoo business info and look at the section where trading by top officers is reported. You'll see that every week or two, such an officer will shed some thousands of shares -- some as gifts to family or to institutions and some simply for cash. If you suggest that these sales are due to lack of confidence in the company, you'll be met with the answer that, "They're simply doing a prudent job of 'diversifying their investment portfolios.'"

    5. Re:My experience by br00tus · · Score: 1

      Everyone above me is useless and accomplishes nothing. I don't think I am the most important person here though - the network team has to run the network, the DBAs have to run the databases, the programmers have to code. The systems do rest on my shoulders.

      As far as the people above me, I don't need 10 managers to come by every morning and tell me there's a new cover for the TPS reports.

  36. No questions allowed. by NoYob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    how about asking them what they want to see?

    ...

    I know, I know. Talking to people, particularly executives, is a daunting task for some in the IT world, but you'd be amazed at how much easier things become when you ask people what they want.

    Ask?!? Actually asking a question is verboten in IT! First, you have spend meaningless hours researching the question and finding your own answers and then, after exhausting all of your options, then, and only then, can you go and ask a question.

    If you don't follow those steps in that order, you will get a snarky condescending answer of "What? You couldn't google it?!" or some other asinine statement. Or the fact that admitting ignorance in IT is equated with stupidity.

    It's really awkward when you have to report to someone who's not in IT and they ask "Why couldn't you have just asked in the first place?" It so hard to explain the childish and retarded social dynamics of IT to folks who act on an adult level.

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    1. Re:No questions allowed. by vadim_t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ask?!? Actually asking a question is verboten in IT! First, you have spend meaningless hours researching the question and finding your own answers and then, after exhausting all of your options, then, and only then, can you go and ask a question.

      Well, guess what the IT guy did to find out the answer to your question. He probably googled the answer, before or after you asked him. Since googling isn't exactly complicated, it's not such a terrible requirement to expect you try to figure out on your own first.

      Also, there's a large set of questions that are hard to answer from memory. For instance, I don't remember how to mail merge in MS Word, yet I could still do it easily, by looking around in the menus and checking in which of them is it.

      People seem to assume the IT guy just remembers the exact steps for everything, when most of the time what they know is where should they look to find an answer.

      If you don't follow those steps in that order, you will get a snarky condescending answer of "What? You couldn't google it?!" or some other asinine statement. Or the fact that admitting ignorance in IT is equated with stupidity.

      Well, and why couldn't you? Google and the help file exist for a reason.

    2. Re:No questions allowed. by somersault · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a big difference between asking a question of random people on the internet when you're too lazy to google (although, it sucks when the answer is not available on google and you still get berated), and asking your boss about your perceived performance and any goals he may have for your dept..

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    3. Re:No questions allowed. by wisty · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah. If random people on the internet come up with a stupid answer, you don't have to listen.

    4. Re:No questions allowed. by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      I make all sales and IT in my company read Many Moons and then ask them why they think that children's story applies to their job.

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    5. Re:No questions allowed. by silanea · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent up. Many people in upper management have an astounding ability to completely disable what common sense they have when it comes to even relatively simple IT related issues, as if it was some kind of magic or devilry.

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    6. Re:No questions allowed. by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      You've replaced the company health plan with a clown plan?

    7. Re:No questions allowed. by socceroos · · Score: 1

      I have an Uncle like that. I was getting paid bucket-loads to maintain his SOHO. I quit.

    8. Re:No questions allowed. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Or what you can do what the shiftiest of executives do. Get a list of what is required to maximise your performance bonus, get consultants to find all the loopholes, get the company to pay their fees and then party hard while the company is driven into the ground - and if anyone questions you call them a racist (Sol Trujillo). Of course you need to be a master trickster with no morals, a lot of powerful contacts and to keep moving to pull that off so the rest of us have to as honest as we can be and to work.
      I still like the idea from scientific technical reports of an abstract of as few lines as you can, a single page cover sheet with the summary AND conclusion, and then the more verbose report itself. Put what you think they want to know on the cover sheet and all the stuff they might want to know in the full report. For the first run you probably won't get much worse than "why wasn't this on the front page". Eventually you'll have something they can look at in a few minutes that will give them enough of an idea of what is going on so that it will not be a major exercise pushing for more staff or equipment.

    9. Re:No questions allowed. by mahadiga · · Score: 1


      Requirements = Documented
      Expectations = Undocumented

      We should deliver PHBs expectations.

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  37. Reports by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    I don't know what you want to put in the report but I do know I would call it a TPS Report.

  38. Depends on the industry... by stakovahflow · · Score: 1

    It really depends on the industry you're in, as to whether or not there should be daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly, or semi-annually generated reports. Personally, I would speak with the boss, first (if this is the first time you are being asked to provide reports, etc). Find out what the boss wants and press on. Ask if he would like a graph (Well said, waduva...) or a detailed list (by user, etc...). If you are working for small-medium company, you will probably be asked for a graph, possibly for each network user, once a month. The larger the business you work for, the more detail will be required, generally. However, be warned whatever information you gather is owned by your employer and not for you to judge. I've seen network admins dumped after water cooler talk about some other user's network habits (surfing, etc...). Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. And, a final thought, Remember that most CEOs, CFOs, and Presidents of corporations will understand a good percentage of what you're talking about. Do not talk down to them, but just give them the basics. Nothing too specific, unless they ask for it. Good luck and God speed, man! --Stak

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  39. common grounds? by X10 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is the average manager able to understand the type of information a systems administrator is able to provide? Or, put otherwise, is a systems administrator able to provide the information that a manager can understand? I think we have an issue here.

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  40. Cover your ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't want some bright young MBA to come along and wonder if your job could be offshored or done part-time. You want a metric that shows that you are irreplaceable. Hours spent on various kinds of task is a good one.

    A lot of your reporting should be verbal. Make sure you have a good personal relationship with the higher-ups. Whatever you do, don't just hide in your office diligently doing your job. When the bright young MBA comes along, you want the big boss to be able to tell him that you can't be replaced and the place would go to hell in a handbasket if you weren't around. Only a personal relationship can do that for you. All the paper reports in the world won't cut it.

  41. Spams blocked Statistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much spam you've thwarted can be an interesting statistic, we're at about 3 Billion in the past year. Though, we don't actually report this to management, but it's an impressive number nonetheless.

  42. First mistake by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a System Administrator, I am charged with providing more insight into the functioning of the system

    There's your first mistake. No, providing more insight is not what you're doing. Your job is to:

    1. Give them executive summaries (a.k.a. "pap") that mostly conform to their pre-conceived ideas;
    2. Give them material for CYA
    3. Help them justify their jobs
    4. Prove that you're working - because they have no real way of measuring your job, since they don't understand it all that well

    Everything else about any reports you fill in for them is just incidental.

    Go grab a copy of Dilbert and read it in the can (might as well do it on company time). That's the real world.

    1. Re:First mistake by NervousWreck · · Score: 0

      If you want to take that attitude, then your job is: -1. CYA forget about the execs 0. Actually keep the system up and running at least minimally. Proceed to above steps 1-4 Or, if you want to go above and beyond and give them service they don't really deserve, follow my earlier comment.

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    2. Re:First mistake by mpapet · · Score: 1

      Parent post is wisdom for the ages. The more you can tailor your information to better support the exec the better. Along those lines, some essentials not mentioned so far.

      Internal efficiency versus industry. Your costs versus some NetCraft number that can somehow be shoe-horned into a comparison.
      Speed versus industry. How cheap and fast can you roll out changes. How cheap and fast is your platform?
      I would add how you are working with Sales (first!, Marketing last!) to implement their ideas. ('driving growth' in managerial-speak) This information needs to be tightly coordinated with the exec to whom you are delivering the report.

      If you are doing your job reasonably well, you should be able to blow away most published performance metrics for each dollar spent.

      Finally, if you are doing your job well, you are very friendly and sharing information with many people in different operational areas. You don't have to be anyone you aren't, but the relationships will help your relationship with the exec and keep your role relevant.

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  43. Remember your audience by noric · · Score: 1

    Be cognizant of the fact that while the executives can translate actionable data into... action... they are often unable to figure out the information the data is conveying. Remember your audience. Instead of a latency chart, you might explain that 99% of customers (devices, etc) wait no longer than 10 seconds. Other great points above are: ask the executives, and agree on a mission statement. Is your job just to keep the computers running, or to lower capital costs? Do you take ownership of investigating possible hardware upgrades and new technologies?

  44. Better in Terms of Value ($$$) by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    Depending on how technical your executive is, a lot of times they understand things better once you've translated all the technical stats into value and cost. For example, if X problem is keeping you occupied for a day a month, you can translate that into costs to the company. If your proposed solutions cost less, then it's easy to justify. If the executive is technical, then give him the technical stats but also do the monetization for convenience sake.

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  45. Efficiency (aka ROI) by pz · · Score: 1

    Executives want to know how well their business is working. One of the basic metrics for that is ROI -- return on investment -- and the way that translates into capital holdings is efficiency. Or, in other words, is it worth having all of those servers sucking power, consuming AC, and justifying your salary and benefits.

    If you've already got uptime nailed (congrats!), then mean, median, and max response times are useful. This speaks to efficiency, and helps you, as IT guy, determine how many servers you actually need.

    The other main criterion for efficiency is cost; standard costs are bandwidth charges, power, and A/C. But be warned, if you give them a number, executives will want to optimize it, so be prepared to do so.

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  46. Focus on the business.... by LibertineR · · Score: 5, Insightful
    and not so much the technology.

    Show how the various systems and services directly support Business operations and overall goals like profitability, customer service ratings, etc..

    Point out wherever technology is a business hindrance or obstacle, and provide multiple options for systems or software integration to alleviate the problem.

    In short, use the opportunity to remind the execs that IT is more than a cost-center, and how its proper usage can enhance profitability.

    Careful though; if you do too good a job, they might make you a (gasp) manager, and then of course, you are screwed.

  47. Report Writing by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 1

    Write a detailed report, explaining all the jargon simply, and then summerize it to about 150 to 350 words. Most executives will read the "executive summery", but you will get bonus points from having the further content. However, if you decide to fill the body of the report with junk, you will find out that some of your reports are being read front to back.

    Working on my Ph.D., I have a tendency of writing work reports within the 10 to 20 pages range, using APA citing. I use extended abstracts (~350 words, check the report section of APA 5) and use a clear style of writing, expecting my readers to be college educated, but not to the extent that I am educated. However, I tend to be writing lengthy project plans, audits of projects and systems, and in depth analysis of business processes and products.

    I treat status reports differently. Status reports are rarely over ~350 words, weekly reports trending at ~150. Brevity is king here. I put in a table of all of my projects with their status, next milestone, CPI, SPI, and EAC. I might also include PDFs of relevent reports that I had published that week.

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  48. 20 person company + executives + reports??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You work for a 20 person company that has executives and reports? What kind of company is this? My experience (as a sys admin and with simultaneous IT support) has taught me that reports are for shareholders' piece of minds unless you work for a really large company. And if you're a private company then the shareholders are the partners/founders and you should just talk to them like as needed.

  49. A few ideas by V!NCENT · · Score: 1

    Just look at your job as anyone else who is not a sysadmin would look at his job. I mean: what is your goal? Then answer:

    Did you reach your goal? If yes/no; what's your progress?
    What are your next goals? Do you have the manpower, being on your own? How long will it take? How's the planning going along?
    How is the system doing on a technical level? Is it fast enough? Room for improvements? Is the security up to par with todays threats? And how do you keep up with the latest IT developments and security threads?
    How is the system doing for personel? Is everybody satisfied? Room for improvements there? Etc.
    Is the system 100% fit for its purpose? Is it still functioning well enough? Do you need hardware upgrades? Etc.

    Awnser these questions in a nice format. Google a status report format that is NOT an IT status report and use that one. Finally give it to the person. Just ask him if he wants a monthly or quarterly status report.

    That should get you going.

    PS: Do not report on anything too technical like "Our BLT drive just went AWOL" and you should be fine ;)

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  50. % of utilisation & growth availability by Shishak · · Score: 1

    As an executive I want to see how much additional growth I can add to a system before I need to expend additional capital.

    A report saying XYZ resource is at X% and can handle Y% more growth before we need to spend $Z to expand capacity is immensely valuable.

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  51. Think like a non-sysadmin by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Don't assume that he knows what some feature is. Think like his level. For example, from a technical standpoint he might only care that you just successfully rolled out a major software upgrade (if your company writes lots of software). This would be the equivalent to eBay rolling out a major release of their trading software, NOT them upgrading their linux boxes to the latest kernel. The only CXO level folks I've worked with that consistently cared about response time were those in which whose businesses depended on response times (like financial trading companies, where response time = trading = money).

    How are you saving money? (ROI, reducing expenses such as power/cooling/hardware). How are you improving efficiency (automation, consolidation etc..).

    Also as someone that has presented many times to CxO level people, remember this if you have to give a presentation of your findings, "You are not in control of the presentation." No matter how much you prepare for it, or think you'll be giving a controlled presentation; fully expect them to look at your first slide and ask you a bunch of questions which are not covered anywhere, completely derailing/hijacking your presentation. Be prepared for "buzzword" questions, "Have you considered transitioning to a cloud based...?"

    Last one. Check your ego at the door.

  52. What management needs of you by managerialslime · · Score: 1

    As a System Administrator, I am charged with providing more insight into the functioning of the system ... What types of reports and information do other System Administrators submit to executives and on what frequency?

    First, management needs to know what indicators they need to follow to know how to prepare for equipment and line replacements and upgrades. That includes staying current on the moving target of what constitutes "best practices" for network security and capacity management. If your utilization is low enough that there are no spikes to capacity, don't worry about charts and reports. Management wants to know about exceptions and opportunities and most other stuff is not of interest.

    While your text implies a static system, are your backups not consuming more bandwidth each year? What will be the implications of moving voice and video onto your network? Do you have the granular levels of QOS required? Would file de-duplication lead to lower bandwidth costs and lower costs site-to-site?

    You indicate your company's purpose is "web based irrigation management."

    Is there anything you can propose about the use, and/or deployment, and/or expansion of your network that would make your company an ever better choice for your customers?

    Are you at the end of your contracts and can you combine voice and data lines and cut costs?

    Could your network be expanded to provide any of your customers with bandwidth and service they don't get now?

    Could you save your company money by outsourcing any part of your network or could you bring in more revenue by marketing your extra bandwidth to to others?

    In general, what intersection might there be between things your team does best and challenges annoying your customers?

    Combine your technical expertise with any knowledge you can develop about your employer's industry and opportunities and your contributions may increase in their value.

    I hope one or more of these questions leads you to the answer you seek. Good luck.....

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  53. Don't Get Fancy by ggraham412 · · Score: 1

    You should avoid long winded discussions of operations that sum up to "everything's OK". You risk looking like an attention grabber if you try to cram too much detail on the way.

  54. Time based statistics by EasyTarget · · Score: 1

    I'm in a similar position; so long as the systems I look after are running OK I can fade to invisible, and only show up when there is a problem.

    So; I do a small statistics collection every week, and update a spreadsheet (with some attached pretty graphs), and have it included as a slide in the weekly management overview my department submits. I keep a log of these over time. The sort of things I measure includes number of users on our internal issue tracking system (colleagues/customers), total number of new issues this week. Size and number of objects in Subversion, Maven, TFS, ActiveCollab, etc...

    Big trick is to have graphs showing usage increasing over time, and to be able to put numbers on these (we have doubled the number of items in our repositories this year!!!) etc. management like that; and find it very easy to justify.

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  55. All of these comments....and no $$$$ by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Lots of good recommendations but I can't believe nobody has mentioned the most important thing to executives: dollars and cents!

    If things run reasonably smoothly at your locale, then the only other thing I care about is this: what are you doing to lower costs and make more money for us? Assuming you are not in govt or some non-profit, the profit is all we care about it. Anything else is just doublespeak for "profit".

    How about telling him what you are doing to drive a 5% reduction in costs next year? Get creative. At worst, even if it doesn't work out, they will at least know you are focusing on the right thing: the bottom line. Then do it again next year. The point here is this: you should be relentless in your pursuit of driving money to the bottom line. ie: profits. That is the minimum expectation for anyone working for a business. Yes, by being employed, you are on a team. Act like it and try to attain the team's goals (profit).

    Too many IT shops operate as one giant suckfest for money. Then, when having to explain themselves, they hide behind fancy jargon and technology -- none of which the typical executive cares about.

  56. Report in dollars by Skapare · · Score: 1

    Make your report in dollars. Seriously, that's all that these people understand. Since you are a cost center, there's no profit to report. You report costs in dollars (computers purchased, maintenance performed, electricity used, etc), effectiveness in dollars (how this all affects the ability to provide the product or service to your customers or clients), and liability in dollars (the risks of failure due to insufficient spending on certain resources, such as better security, reliability, performance, etc). Lots of pretty, shaded, colorful, pie graphs will help.

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  57. Don't think in numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Numbers are nice, numbers are safe to hide behind. But giving executives numbers means they automatically get something to hit you with regardless of whether they understand it. Thus, you make yourself their victim by doing that. Do something else instead.

    Ask yourself what you'd want to know if you were in their position. What things should executives know to take the right strategic decisions about system administration?

    One of the first things I'd think about is my workload. Am I achieving what I want to achieve? What do I need for that? Money? More hands? A weekly chat with the top bigwig?

    The thing about executives is that they have this tendency to get stuck in full-out "tl;dr" mode regardless of whether them being them justifies that. It really is quite insulting to well-written missives and worse, all too easily abused, but it appears to be the status quo of global management, which isn't very good at that. So, you really need to look at it their way and tell them within an elevator pitch and with a very few numbers (as already pointed out) to basically make it a rubberstampable decision, except that if I were an executive I'd demand at least three options with explanation what it means for cost now and later and doing the same thing in the future again.

    And yes, this comment is too long; I really should cut it down to just half of the previous paragraph. (Excercise for the reader: Which half?) But! I'm not an executive, and neither are you. Deal with it.

  58. Collect data. by jandersen · · Score: 1

    I think you should turn this the other way round - you are in charge of keeping the whole thing flying, and what is important is what YOU need to keep a tab on in order to do a good job. I don't know what kind of problems you tend to encounter on your site, but for many it would probably be something about how much your resources are being utilized. Like, how fast are disks filling up? You need to be able to be proactive - ie. to tell your managers that you need more diskspace before the disk is too full.

    What I am still working on is data collection - simply putting things into a relational database. I try to collect everything that might be interesting - user logs, running processes, network traffic counts, etc. I find that managers don't really want to be bothered when things are fine; they just want to know when they have to take action. So I would suggest that you focus on giving them data that allow them to predict what money they will have to spend on upgrades and repairs.

  59. Show them what WASN'T there before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience, if you demonstrate an enhancement of some sort, something that shows value...they'll love that. Create something - execs appreciate that.

  60. Mod Parent Up by mpapet · · Score: 1

    This is the only defense against the next Carly Fiorina working in your company.

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Up by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      That woman should be shot for what she did to HP... She wasn't worth the 120mil she raped from the stockholders. :-/

  61. Normal Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a starting point.

    Uptime / Unplanned downtime
    MTBF
    MTTR

    % CPU Utilization
    % Disk Utilization

    % virtual servers
    % virtual workloads

    Any counts of hardware failures by type and vendor.
    Any software logical failure issues by type and vendor.

    Help desk tickets resolved over time and unresolved.

    Average time to new equipment deployment (lower is better), provided it doesn't impact other "failure" stats.

    Some of these things help determine whether good decisions were made previously. Bargain networking equipment isn't always a bargain. Cheap servers aren't always cheaper. Commercial software isn't always better than free and vice versa. Not having a SAN can prevent flexibility, increase time to deployment, and increase downtime.

    Then discuss which statistics the business users may want. Be cautious to measure something important and statistically measurable, not something to make someone feel good or bad.

  62. Note how much money hasn't been lost. by malkavian · · Score: 1

    Each system you support has a cost of outage. You may be able to get around maintenance windows if you have high availability systems in place. What you need management to be aware of is that there is a risk of financial (plus possibile reputation) losses when a system falls over, and significantly more if data is lost. A good start is to feed back with a report of "money lost due to infrastructure weaknesses" on a monthly basis. Have this categorised by things such as failures due to aging, random blindsiding that may be able to be prevented with extra investment, that kind of thing.. This way, they get to see that you're not actually costing them money, you're one of the guardians (if not THE guardian) stopping them going down the pan. Most metrics (calls, bandwidth etc are useless; bandwidth is handled through accounting anyway as a payment, calls can be anything and are a useless metric, uptime, the same).

  63. As an executive and a system administrator by transparen · · Score: 1

    As an executive and a system administrator:

    - timesheets
    - list of tasks done
    - list of tasks outstanding

    That's it.

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  64. my template by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's my update template:

    SCHEDULE
    Projects working on and how are they progressing against defined schedule.

    RESOURCES
    What percentage of time is being spent on server builds, maintenance, HD

    RISKS
    What risks have been identified and how are they being managed

    ISSUES
    What issues have arisen and how are they being managed

  65. Trends and purchase justification by mengel · · Score: 1

    One of the most important things you need to give managers is an idea of resource usage and trends. i.e. "peak load during Christmas season for the last 3 years indicates this year we're going to need a bigger router, and to split the traffic here across two systems", and how much that will cost, and what will happen if you don't do the upgrade. Big block diagrams of logical systems laid out on physical systems/networks/storage and usage levels on physical links, combined with trends, lets them see why and when systems need to be redistributed.

    Basically you want to give managers a warm, fuzzy feeling that they're getting their money's worth out of the hardware they've bought, and that they won't be losing customers due to down websites, etc.

    You also want to let them know what systems are getting old/off warranty or are otherwise in need of replacement. And if every system you have is going to need replacing in 3 years, maybe some should get done early...

    And these days, something that indicates how close you are to everything up-to-date on patches, etc. is a Good Thing. Antivirus reports from your AV package are good for keeping them mindful that you're always under attack.

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  66. Stupid Requests by CSK · · Score: 1

    Last week I was asked to clean an executives blackberry. His track ball was dirty and he couldn't get it to work. Never-mind taking the phone apart voids the warranty. I cleaned the phone (90 minutes) and during that time I posted in my Sametime (company instant messaging status) Cleaning an executives blackberry. 2 hours later I got written up. So the lesson to be learned is to never tell people what your doing for executives cause they may get pissed off.

    1. Re:Stupid Requests by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Last week I was asked to clean an executives blackberry. His track ball was dirty and he couldn't get it to work. Never-mind taking the phone apart voids the warranty. I cleaned the phone (90 minutes) and during that time I posted in my Sametime (company instant messaging status) Cleaning an executives blackberry. 2 hours later I got written up. So the lesson to be learned is to never tell people what your doing for executives cause they may get pissed off.

      Wow. Hopefully your company doesn't have a globally searchable problem ticket system where there exists a priority 1 ticket with the name of the exec whose blackberry got cleaned for (hourlyrate*1.5), or you're in for a world of hurt.

    2. Re:Stupid Requests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sucks, but there's nothing to be gained from making someone who has power over you look stupid. They may be stupid, but I repeat: there's nothing to be gained from making someone who has power over you look stupid.

    3. Re:Stupid Requests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, one of the jobs of a good leader is to recognize talent and delegate accordingly. A manager's job is to manage information, people, and resources - not spend 90 minutes tinkering with a broken gadget. The executive may very well have been able to repair his own Blackberry, but the fact that he delegated the broken gadget repair to someone who specializes in that shows good leadership. Believe me, I WISH I worked for a manager who knew how to assign tasks and then get out of the way, and not waste so much time "tinkering" with low-level stuff that they didn't even have time to answer emails within 1 week.

  67. Some ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reporting is designed to help with the following (not in any particular order)

    1. Satisfying management that someone is paying attention
    2. Forecasting upgrades
    3. Dealing with puzzling downtime issues (even if your network is stable, the time will come soon enough when it isn't)
    4. Pre-empting complaints by whining users who overstate problems. Some of these people can be satisfied if you can positively confirm or deny the legitimacy of their perceived problems. Either they are whining and the stats cause them to shut up, or they are correct and you now have a clue.

    Pursuant to items 1-4 above, I suggest the following:

    • Make sure your uptime reports are relative to a benchmark. Are you beating the benchmark? If so, proclaim your greatness. If not, be prepared to explain why.
    • Make sure your test of an e-mail server is robust enough to go beyond simply finding the right ports open. Consider a script that runs a practical test -- sending a message and looking for a bounceback.
    • You say most of the input is from devices instead of humans. Measure the uptime of the devices, if you can.
    • In addition to the obvious requirement of server uptime, measure your router, and (most importantly) your ISP.
    • Measure line utilization, to forecast the the next bandwidth upgrade.
    • Measure disk space utilization, to forecast the next storage upgrade. Never attempt to bully the users into controlling their usage, UNLESS you think they can find more waste in one hour than the cost of time spent looking for it. At $200/TB (cost of disk + backup), you have to find 1TB of waste to justify $200 worth of lost time looking for it.
    • Measure the seat count for all installed products. How does this compare with your actual purchases? Are you in trouble if the BSA drops in for an audit?
    • Count all virus interceptions. This is roughly equivalent to hockey, where they count each "save" by the goalie. A high number of saves means you have (a) a good goalie, and (b) poor defense.
    • Compute the total software investment per machine. From this, you should be able to compute the marginal cost of adding another computer to your network.
    • Track backup media consumption -- prove (do not assume!) your backups are (a) running and (b) recoverable.
    • Track ALL actions taken to resolve user problems. Get a ticketing system. There are free GPL products for this purpose, so there is no excuse for not having this capability. Compute average time to respond and close.
  68. Humans and devices by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    I assume you're providing the public web service, internal network services, and the product operation (irrigation management) services. So provide a summary of those three fields.

    The executive-level statistics for the public web service will be easy to choose: How good is the service and when is improvement necessary? As will the internal services... summarize the measurable bottlenecks, including network disk space usage. Provide a number (or rescale it to a 0-10 rating) and a sentence which explains its meaning and/or how to interpret it ("Smaller is better, and the goal is less than 1 second per request.")

    For the irrigation management service, because that is in almost direct support of the customers, you should learn how the process works from the customer's point of view (Are my sprinklers working? How much am I saving?) and from the company's point of view (server capacity, money saved by average customer, estimate of customers unable to connect to server, server requirements per customer). Some of the info may be of interest to different departments: IT, Irrigation Maintenance, Design, Sales, or Accounting. Then see what you can measure and decide what to report... and what to request in order to add more information.

  69. Maybe it's just me? by DeanLearner · · Score: 1

    isn't this just a case of the executives saying "tell me stuff." in as vague a way as that? It sounds like I am employed in a similar way to you, but when I was asked this type of request I basically dismissed it. Maybe it's just me, but it seems kind of rude for someone to ask such a vague question. Soon after I started I had an exchange that was kind of like this.. Hi, we want reports that show which employees are good. How do you measure good? Well, employees that start work on time and are efficient with their calls. How do you measure call efficiency? blah blah blah. This went on until the person I was working with was specific about each measure. That's how things go now.

  70. Honestly, as little as possible!! by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've worked in large and small companies, and the one unifying truth of executive communication is that they do not want details. In their mind, they hired you to take care of the details, If you say you need $100,000 to increase bandwidth at remote locations, you had better have a one or two sentence explanation about how this is going to make them money or help them make money. If they want to see a utilization chart or two, have that ready, but you're going to be tuned out if you launch into a long explanation.

    I'm not an MBA, but my guess would be that they teach MBAs to focus on strategy and leadership, and to hire people to do the nuts-and-bolts work. Same goes for small business owners, but double -- they're doing crazy 120 hour weeks growing the business - why would they want to listen to a report from the guy they hired to make sure they wouldn't have to deal with "all that IT stuff?"

    As long as you keep that in mind, reports to executives will go well. Short, simple, money- or productivity-focused explanations, very little technical information, etc. Think like they are thinking -- "Why am I paying for this?" "How does this make me money or keep me from losing money?"

    1. Re:Honestly, as little as possible!! by alen · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the term is called Return on Investment

      anything you buy or spend money on has to do one or more of four things
      1. enable the company to make more money
      2. save on operating costs compared to the current hardware/software in production
      3. protect the current investment/revenue stream in case of disaster or outage
      4. enable development projects to be done faster so the product can ship faster. similar to #1

      the third is more like insurance where you trade off increased cost for no return on investment to chance that a bad thing will or will not happen and the consequences of the bad thing happening. this is why a lot of cloud computing only lives in the tech media. when you crunch the numbers it doesn't really save you much money or any money and there is the risk of the unknown for large organizations.

    2. Re:Honestly, as little as possible!! by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      He has the advantage here that he works for a company who's business model is network based.

      The execs might not understand the plumbing itself, but they should understand the plumbing IS the rainmaker here.

      (Yes I used to install Rainmaker sprinkler heads when I did a summer landscaping and irrigating, so the pun was fully intentional.)

  71. Re:They really have no idea what you're talking ab by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Staying until 2am to fix a problem in the server room doesn't count for diddly if all anyone sees of you in public is you being rude to a secretary for losing her word icon. That's all that will be remembered.

    An excellent point, and one which most IT folks fail to comprehend.

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  72. Condescending by sjbe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is, especially with suits, is that what they want probably isn't in the same galaxy, let alone ballpark, as what they need or what they can use.

    Right. They're all a bunch of idiots and got where they are by sheer incompetence. Almost makes sense... I'm sure you understand their job better than they do - after all, engineers like you and me know everything right?

    The upshot is once you get that report all nice and automated they'll ask you for the exact same report three months later having entirely forgotten its existence. Don't tell them they've been getting that report daily/weekly already for the last three months. They don't like that for some reason.

    Gee, wonder why they might not like a condescending answer...

    Perhaps the reason they don't like your answer is found more in how you tell them than what you tell them.

    1. Re:Condescending by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Want some fish with that chip on your shoulder?

      You horde your information because experience tells you that when you share it, bad things happen.

      You always give a bullshit answer, because you've been nailed to the wall before because something that you thought to be the case turned out to be wrong, and, in the meantime, the phb you told that poisonous factoid to, turned around and told everyone up the food chain, and now YOU have to find a way to make something happen, which you've just learned is impossible.

      If upper management wants open, clear, and honest answers, they need to understand the complexity of the question, and the reality that expensive problems can crop up in routine-seeming tasks.

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    2. Re:Condescending by zoloto · · Score: 1

      So what do you do when someone doesn't read the reports you're sending them on a bi-weekly basis and asks them to be emailed as if they were never being sent in the first place? Handling people with kid gloves is different than correcting their mistakes and explaining they've been emailed at a consistent rate for the last 8 months of the project's duration ESPECIALLY when you're CCing the COO at the same time who's actively been involved in the project.

      Take it up with the manager's manager. You *DID* learn to cover your ass from a manager's incompetence, didn't you?

    3. Re:Condescending by socceroos · · Score: 1

      What's with the recent onslaught of Manager-apologists?

      Even if he has highlighted some half-truths, where on earth did these guys come from?

      Waaiiiit....... sjbe, have you been "promoted"?

    4. Re:Condescending by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      Gee, wonder why they might not like a condescending answer...

      When you are above someone, speaking at their level is condescension. It's a good thing.

    5. Re:Condescending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You horde your information because experience tells you that when you share it, bad things happen.

      Exactly. I once wrote a bunch of tidy (no input verification, error checking, etc.) little scripts to make my life easier. It should have been obvious to any competent programmer using them what was wrong if one failed. But some of the managers started using them with no clue how they worked. So then I had to add in ten times as much idiot-proofing so they wouldn't have to think.

      That was when I started using the scripts for myself and not passing them on.

    6. Re:Condescending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I always tell the truth, even when it contradicts whatever non-technical opinion our higher ups think is possible. They don't always like being told their ideas/plans are not technically or practically feasible especially when they've read it in the equivalent of PCWorld as being the next silver bullet solution to a problem (real or imaginary). Shooting or sniping the messenger seems status quo sometimes, but it has to be done as you know for sure they'll blame anyone but themselves should it fall in a heap later on or turn into a veritable Death March. I quote Richard Feynman: "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled."

    7. Re:Condescending by sjbe · · Score: 1

      What's with the recent onslaught of Manager-apologists?

      So pointing out that the real world isn't actually a Dilbert comic strip makes one an "apologist". Right...

    8. Re:Condescending by socceroos · · Score: 1

      So pointing out that the real world isn't actually a Dilbert comic strip makes one an "apologist". Right...

      No, it doesn't. But it does make things less amusing. My comment was only meant to be light-hearted banter - apologies if it was ambiguous in that sense.

      Granted, if we joke too much about such things then it almost takes on a 'truth' complex of its own.

      Having said all that, seeing people defend managers from /.'s deprecating attitude is new to me.

  73. like a lifeguard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a SysAdmin is a lot like being a lifeguard. A good lifeguard spends his whole shift sitting in his chair, occasionally blowing his whistle at a problem. If a lifeguard is making lots of rescues then he isn't doing his job. So how do you go about evaluating that situation.

    1. Re:like a lifeguard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If a lifeguard is making lots of rescues then he isn't doing his job.

      I love the way this suggests that a lifeguard should be screening swimmers, and keeping the unskilled ones out of the pool! :)

    2. Re:like a lifeguard by petit_robert · · Score: 1

      May be not out of the pool, but certainly out of the surf. When it's up, they'll screen swimmers and take out those that don't seem to handle it properly (trying to jump over the waves rather than diving under them for instance), so as to prevent accidents.

  74. Ignorant Arrogance by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dude, just slap together some random figures like the number of occupied inodes in your hard disk -- they are executives after all, what do you expect them to understand about technical stuff?

    You do realize that the single most common undergraduate degree among S&P 500 CEOs is Engineering right? Over 20% of them have an undergrad degree in engineering. And of course not having a formal degree in the subject must mean they are an technologically illiterate. After all, Steve Jobs, Larry Ellison and Bill Gates never even graduated college so how could they possibly know anything about "technical stuff". Good thing we have smart guys like you to explain it to them.

    Your arrogance really sounds like ignorance to me.

  75. "Why you pay me" by nancy_knickerbockers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I give a report every quarter. This most recent quarter report is outlined below. I'm not sure if it will be useful to you, but I have found that If I can explain to the executives in terms they understand why they pay me, they generally feel more inclined to do so in the future.

    I put these in financial terms because if you convert this qualitative data (like what you do) into nice easy-to-understand quantitative data (like monetary sums) executives will be able to understand your job and your priorities better.

    Summary of Previous Quarter (aka What I did, and why you paid me for it)

    - Illustrate changes made to the architecture/infrastructure

    Current Status (aka Aren't you glad you hired me to worry about all this)

    - Make qualitative data quantitative, so it can be compared to previous quarters
    - Group broad technical concepts together into categories that can easily be weighed in terms of risk/benefit ratios
    ex: security, infrastructure, storage, architecture, auditing/reporting, backups, disaster recovery
    - Include the effects to the overall business (the 30,000 ft/km view)

    Expense Report (aka How much I really cost)

    -What you spent, where you spent it (again, encouraged to stick to broad categories ex: software, hardware, security, training)

    Incident Reports (aka Why you don't pay me enough)

    -Document incidents, illustrated how they were resolved, what was learned, and what measures were taken to prevent them from occurring in the future
    -Though painful, its generally good to point out your grievous errors here as well

    Next Quarter (aka Why you're going to keep paying me)

    -Make sure you know where your executives priorities are in terms of Availability/Reliability/Security/Cost and make goals for the next quarter

    Hope this helps

  76. LOL @the icon of this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a focking RED STAPLER! (as in eight different bosses...)

    And if you feel the urge to mod this comment -1 offtopic, hand in your geek card ASAP.

  77. what's the point? by faronem · · Score: 1

    What you're really asking is what is the value to the business of IT Operations "keeping the business running".
    What's the point of IT Ops?
    What revenue do those systems bring in? How are people not able to do their jobs when something's broken?

    Talk to people and find out the cost basis for lost hours of any application being offline, including the hourly financial cost to the company when x number of executives are sitting on their thumbs when your mail server is offline.
    Or, talk about how much money the company made because you kept the systems running.

    Figure out any and all cost savings measures you've put in place, such as aggregating support contracts to save money.
    Find out how many hours of staff time you saved by preventing that last virus outbreak.
    Figure out how long it takes to get a laptop replaced and how you've improved that over time.
    Figure out a few basic ideas for one-time spends that have 3 year cost returns, like replacing all those CRTs with LCDs.

    Other than high level stats, 'did you know we run this many servers?' which are interesting but don't really mean anything, most of the statistics we IT geeks would come up with are just going to come across as confusing or self-gloating.
    The only numbers that really do matter are the ones you can map back to the company earning more dollars over time and the staff hours saved (which should map to a salary/hour cost).
    Money and time.

    Then do a half-hour presentation of all those numbers over the past year, call it a 'Year in Review'.
    Then, put on your teflon jacket and ask for advice on how IT can provide better service and keep the business running.

  78. They don't care..... by agentc0re · · Score: 0

    They hired you so they didn't have to know any of that. It took me a while to realize this, but the fact is; The just don't give a shit.

    You can try and teach them how to cut and paste all day long, but in the end you'll still have to walk over to their computer to see what the fuckery they screwed up.

    --
    Sometimes, the answer is to just destroy it all.
  79. backward-a55 by micromuncher · · Score: 1

    Your executive (or usually the administrative secretaries) should communicate to you what they want. If they are not giving you an indication of the metrics they want, and they're leaving it to you, then you have the danger of boring them with useless and irrelevant information. Not repeating the 30k feet, brief, don't use IT speak comments; you likely want to engage someone close to them to figure out what metrics you gather, or can gather, and which are actually meaningful from the BI view. Oddly, information by itself is useless. Let me explain... I work for big oil/gas company (doing corporate reporting). One thing I provide is spill reports. They use this to scorecard divisions (for bonuses). But the information itself isn't very useful, because it doesn't say what products are spilled (specifically sometimes huge numbers come out re fresh water spills, and these are reportable to govt., but not as dangerous as sour gas...). The divisional guys get really annoyed because they're compared to previous years (so its spilled volume over time), and they really want me to speciate by operation or commodity, but I can't because the executive committee in charge doesn't care. They want ONE line item for an overall metric in one area of the business. So to reiterate, its really important to talk with them or someone close to them to figure out what is useful and what the "destination" is. Process improvement? Health check? Benefits/bonuses? Lots of categories to chose from.

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  80. What to tell them by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

    What have you done? The you here can mean the IT Dept, the systems supporting the company, or you personally

    What is on the schedule to be done? upcoming audits, maintenance windows, software renewals, hardware refresh (backend and user facing). you can break these up into near term, and longer term.

    What obstacles are holding you back? do you have any major projects on hold?

    Ignore the posts telling you to ask them what they want, at least as a basic open ended question. You could ask them if there are any specific items they are interested in, ask if there are any standard company-wide metrics/questions that you need to answer. You need to know what the 'requirements' are or any report you create will fail to satisfy the 'need' and it will get roundfiled, despite the fact you will probably keep producing it.

    Having a short relevant report is a good thing. Try to keep it under a page if you can.

  81. VC funded executives? by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    submit to executives and on what frequency?

    (do not submit paper reports, just supply the following):
    uptime report == beer.

    traffic report == steak dinner

    TCO report == golf day

    ROI report == night clubbing

    staffing and capitalization report (money used) == invite VCs.

  82. What I do ... by Grayputer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Alrighty, I AM a CTO of a 20 person company with a single admin and here is what I'm interested in.

    1 - problems and their resolution

    2 - potential issues

    3 - time sinks.

    So I get info on:
    What broke last week and how did we fix it: a list of hardware software outages, their root causes, the fix applied, whether that fix is a long term of short term fix, if short term, a recommendation for a long term solution

    Issues that my admin sees as 'near term' problems (2 months): list of systems low on resources (disk, cpu, ram, ...), applications that have repeat issues, upgrades that are due and are non trivial (potential downtime, critical app where the 'upgrade gone wrong' may lead to down time, ...), etc. This includes a list of any planned downtime and a description of the planned downtime (including 'the plan'/timetable of events) so I can remind or co-ordinate with others.

    Issues that my admin sees as 'mid term' problems (12 months): list of systems due for replacement, applications/OSes that are near end of life, need for additional hardware (network switches, firewall upgrades, ...), etc

    Any single issue that he spent more than an hour on or anything he is repeatedly spending time on, those are my definition of time sink.

    Why am I interested in those specific items:
        Items in category 1 are apt to come up in conversation with my boss. They are also items I need to monitor to ensure that the systems, applications, and yes the admin staff, are not causing the company headaches.

    Items in categories 2 and 3 fall into planning and budget issues that I need to plan for, or co-ordinate with others.

    Category 3 also allows me to eventually understand that application A or staff member B or 'department' C are killing us and I need to find a better way for the company to work. It also allows me a better understanding of whether the week is an anomaly or if I need additional admin staff or training.

    None of this is in a rigid format, so no I can't forward you a template :). It is currently done via office visits/conversations, emails, and hallway conversations. That is working and I see no need for a more rigid structure unless we start to have communications issues. When we do, I'll setup a more formal status reporting system (currently, if it ain't broke ...).

    Bottom line, in a small company, single admin case where that admin reports to the CTO, the CTO is effectively the systems/IT manager as well as the development manager, the CTO or corporate level planner, and the executive level consultant/evangelist on IT matters to the CEO and CFO. I do NOT necessarily expect the admin to be an IT manager, being an admin is frequently hard enough. However, that 'department' is not my only concern so to some extent the admin needs to summarize stuff and not ship me logs/raw data, I have too many hats.

    Does that help?

    1. Re:What I do ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Alrighty, I AM a CTO of a 20 person company with a single admin

      In most cases if you are the CTO of a 20 person company you are also the admin :)
      It of course also depends on what the company actually does.

    2. Re:What I do ... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Any single issue that he spent more than an hour on or anything he is repeatedly spending time on, those are my definition of time sink.

      I really hope your not using these metrics to "black mark" your sysadmin. Often, complex problems call for in depth troubleshooting and research. Unless the sysadmin is paid hourly, why keep track of time-sinks and by which benchmark are you comparing this data to?

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    3. Re:What I do ... by Grayputer · · Score: 1

      Nope, nothing to do with his performance.

      More to do with flags to ask questions about. Usually it is an issue with a product or a luser. Flags things I might not hear about. As an example, "Person A had weird PC behavior, they thought is might be a virus because ???? so I ran a bunch of scans, everything was clean, and the issue 'went away'." Since nothing was found and the behavior resolved itself, it might not make an issues list. It will make the "I spent two hours working on A's PC" timesink list, which might make me ask "what happened". If it happens a few times, I MIGHT want to dig deeper as to surfing behavior, equipment replacement, software configs, process/policy changes, ...

      I trust my admin, if I don't it is definitely time to get a new one. Like all people on the daily firing line, he does not always see the policy issues, long term process issues, or in some cases the 'recurring' issues related to what might NOT be independent events.

      Basic premise is that sometimes the guy in the back of the room WITHOUT the extinguisher in his hand can see a better way to put the fire out for good. Also sometimes people live with issues because they have insufficient title/clout/juice to change things. Having a guy in the back looking things over can help, especially if he HAS the title/clout/juice to potentially make a difference.

      Sure the same could be said for 10 minutes vs. an hour if there are enough 10 minute issues. The time value is more an issue of payback on my time, avoiding micromanagement, ...

    4. Re:What I do ... by Grayputer · · Score: 1

      I've got development, ops, part of product planning, and the usual host of others. I 'help' with QA and support which are not mine. AND I do admin work.

      Our products, at one point, spanned about a dozen operating systems. Between test beds, build boxes, desktops, shared development boxes, infrastructure, etc, we have 60+ systems. I need a little help :).

  83. A useful metric: summary of support requests by TheMCP · · Score: 1

    A lot of the sort of reporting on the IT end of things that would normally be included in this sort of report assumes an enterprise environment with a large support department, so it would normally include things such as average time to response after a trouble ticket is opened, average time to completion, etc. These aren't really appropriate and indeed may be harmful in a small company with only one administrator: I have been a lone admin in a tiny company like that, and when the boss got his hands on some metrics like that from a huge company (I didn't provide them, he saw an article on it in a business magazine) he suddenly expected that I was single handedly going to provide the level of support that would have required me to be a 5 person team, and demanded I produce metrics to prove I was doing it.

    All of that said, I would do one particular IT metric for management: a summary of support requests by category. Select the categories you feel are relevant, and then start tallying the calls. Usually mine include things like computer hardware broken, software needs configuration, software inadequate to task, new software requested, printer difficulties, new hardware requested, and EOBUE. The latter is "Error Occurred Between User's Ears", and I usually phrase it more politely on the report to management, something like "user difficulty". Sometimes I break it down further into things like "training needed" and "user wants admin to do work for them" if that's a significant problem.

    Anyway, this report can be useful in several ways... if you're having a lot of hardware problems, it demonstrates that management should be investing more in replacing machines because they're costing downtime and admin time, so it helps you argue for a better IT budget. Same with software inadequate, or requests for new hardware or software. The EOBUE stuff helps you argue for two things: training for existing staff, and that computer skills should be part of hiring selection. Yes, I have worked with companies that didn't screen for this, and they consequently got a bunch of computer-phobic twits who were used to doing everything on paper and tried to get the IT department to perform their every interaction with the computer for them. By showing that these idjits were running the support group ragged with constant stupid requests, I was able to get the company to start asking applicants about their computer skills before hiring. And in another case, I was able to get the employer to send an entire department for training, after which they were told that they could no longer pester me to do their work for them because they were supposed to know how now.

  84. Keep a Diary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Figure out where your time is being spent, and report on how this improves their operation and reduces their headaches.

    Report what did ~not~ happen because of your good work. For instance, maintenance discovered impending problem X and prevented any outages this month.

    Figure out what would happen if you were not there.
    Recommend budget items that would improve their profits.

    Create statistics-based analyzes that show your bailiwick is more effective than the national averages and try to ascribe reasons (what you did to deserve it) why this is so.

  85. green means good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    simple, whatever data you are pitching, turn it into a stoplight.
    Green = good. bask in the well deserved credit of superior executive skills.
    Yellow = warning
    Red = Bad! Yell at someone.

    so simple any steely eyed, type A executive can understand....

  86. how much have you saved? by DaveSlash · · Score: 1

    with cost reduction projects.

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  87. "What keeps you awake at night?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a consulting-type field and I would say 90% of my time is spent talking IT to business and talking Business to IT.

    Don't ask executives what they want (cause they don't understand IT and therefore could probably not tell you what they want), instead ask them what their business goals are or, more simply, "What keeps you up at night?" Get the executive's "top ten issues" list or put one together, then respond to those key items with how IT supports (or doesn't support) those initiatives.

    This approach has seen more success than I can start to explain, because the majority of the time, the business completely relies on IT, even though they don't know it. So, you put yourself into those key initiatives and provide reports/dashboards/whatever that show your involvement in those items. I think you would be surprised at the executive's surprise in finding out how critical IT truly is to his/her business.

    Also, remember the 5-5-5 rule: No more than 5 slides, with no more than 5 bullets, with no more than 5 words in each bullet....but you can have lots of pictures. Similar to the point above...they don't want a ton of details, but LOVE pretty pictures. =)

  88. Offer nothing, give them what they ask for. by neowolf · · Score: 1

    Give some thought to what you can do, and implement what you feel you may need (saved logs or databases), but don't go out of your way to decide what would be nice for them to have. If they ask for something- give it to them. If you can't- tell them you can't, but will find a way to provide it. (Nine times out of ten- they won't ask you for it again anyway, but at least if you implement it- you will have it for the next time.)

    Most executives live for data/reports. They will happily gobble down whatever you send them, usually without reading it. If you offer them a big menu of reports- they will want all of them, and then you will have to spend much of your time doing nothing but generating them.

    I know this sounds cynical, but I've been in IT for the better part of 20 years, on both sides (sysadmin and executive) for several companies ranging from small ones like yours, to "large" corporations. They are all pretty much the same when it comes to IT reports. Spend your time where it is important- making sure your systems are secure and running at their peak. Stay on top of new technology and security bulletins, and find ways to improve operations and lower costs (executives like that even more than reports). Usually the only time you will have to produce reports is when something goes wrong. Be proactive, be prepared to hand them whatever data you can think they might want, but don't create a lot of unnecessary work for yourself in the process.

  89. AC needs mod points here by bADlOGIN · · Score: 1

    He's 100% on. Any 20 person company that needs TPS reports for executives is either trying to become too big too fast
    or has a bunch of "leaders" who don't understand core business concepts. Either way, the mere existence of that should
    be a warning sign of impending trouble. Statistics and metrics on anything in the IT/Software Development world are almost
    alway a poor substitute for sitting down and _LEARNING_ the business from the ground up to understand WTF is going on
    especially in the scope of a small company or focused division.

    For example, I'm in a 42 person software division of a much larger company. Our TPS reports exist because the top brass don't understand jack shit about building quality software. However, they trust us enough to have given us room for 10 years and so we give them pretty pictures:)

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  90. Think of the future! by mikep554 · · Score: 1

    More than anything else, executives don't want to be surprised. Giving them the weekly page response numbers is fine, but what they really need is forward-looking analysis based on those numbers and your experience. Something like "looking at the current load capabilities of our web servers, we will probably need to spend some capital on additional web servers if we add more than 500 additional reporting sites. Looking at our current growth rate of adding 50 sites per month, it looks like that money will need to be spent in less than 10 months to support continued growth." What they REALLY hate is when you run into their office at 12:30 on Friday afternoon yelling "Our systems hit the wall with that last new customer. I need $25k NOW!" Also, you've covered your butt by notifying them about serious issues that could affect the business with enough time to plan.

    They may not actually spend the money that you have recommended, but if you have a trail to document your recommendations, you may be able to avoid getting blamed when the web servers can't handle the load when that big new customer gets signed.

  91. Often overlooked metrics by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

    First of all, don't ask them what they want to see. They almost certainly don't have the insight required to even begin to ask meaningful questions. Save yourself the work of producing meaningless output.
    Uptime is nice, but there's not much to get excited about when it's always the same high percentage. :) Surely you have security measures in place to repel intrusions. Knock up some reports from the output of your HIDS/NIDS.
    Do regular updates to your OS/applications? Document it, even it's just output from yum (or whatever), and put it into a report.
    Backups? Report the number files/bytes backed up.
    Sure, all this stuff is probably automated, but it represents work that you did to make it so. There is value in that work and those numbers are quite often the only way you'll have to show that.

  92. work on your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you considered the possibility that the only reason why they want to know about the systems operations is so that they can outsource your job?

  93. to serve them better by pikine · · Score: 1

    I don't see how the other person can be condescending to you if you ask them what you can do in order to serve them better.

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  94. Back to school by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    What you are asking is too broad a question, you could involve business/time/budget management ,
    you could also involve networking security, and advanced bandwidth analysis.
    The problem is you have too many jobs rolled into 1!

    A budget plan, is essential, as is the reason why you need to do the things you do, like replace hardware
    such would be the analysis part, each document leads to another, each position, would extend their document to the next one,
    such as your budget would have to encompass the replacement of the hardware....

    How much time do you have to do all of this?

  95. Re:Here's an idea... but also by askmetomorrow · · Score: 1

    But also, don't tell them what you get done. Tell them how hard you work! A lot of suits don't understand what you get done, but they love it when their people show enthusiasm.

  96. Working for a small company can be great by plopez · · Score: 1

    Having done so, it is much easier to stay close to your users and understand their problems. This is the key. Understand the business. Ask them what they do and what slows them down the most. This will determine 90% of what you.

    Also:
    1) Emphasize the cost of down time. Say: you have x number of employees billable at y dollars per hour. If we go down for 1 day the company loses $z dollars". Then talk about the importance of backups, redundancy etc. Make them value you and the service you provide. This is job security and makes equipment and hardware requests easier.

    2) From my opening statement, list what your clients are talking about and seems to be their main problems. Emphasize you can increase their efficiency. Create drawings and case diagrams of their business process, they may not even know what their own people are doing. You are in a great position to add value by doing business process analysis. When I worked for the small company, I created graphs of what their process were which opened their eyes. Show them where you can eliminate bottle necks and save the company money.

    3) Divide things into 3 classes: easiest, harder and hardest to deliver. Show them which ones will have the biggest benefit. Then create priorities. Also emphasize opportunity costs, e.g., if you do project A project B will be delayed.

    And *always* under promise and over deliver.

    Since they are involved in irrigation I assume they may have an Engineering background, like my old company. This is an advantage since you can take a quantitative approach. But always know your users and what their problems are. If you are concerned with them they will trust you and value you.

    It can be fun.

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  97. When srnding reports to executives... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    Make sure it is in Powerpoint (regareless of what format is mot appropriate), no more than 2-3 pages, and has lots of multi-colored graphs. Execs often care more about the presentation than the actual content. (TPS cover sheets anyone?)

    And please, don't mod this post 'Funny'. I'm being quite serious here.

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  98. Summing it all up by rcolbert · · Score: 1

    There are several common themes presented in the collective wisdom above. Here are my 2 cents.

    You are not a sysadmin. You are a businessman and a salesman. Never lose sight of those two responsibilities. Your company is not in business to run computers. Your company uses computers to run business. Everything must have a relationship to your business mission.

    Everyone is in sales. Period. You have to sell your skills, projects, ideas, worth, etc. every single day, no matter what job you have. Your goal is to ensure the business leaders understand the value you contribute, not by the details you provide, but by your insightful way of connecting the techie stuff (irrelevant) to the business goals (important).

    My advice is to keep the reports high level, with a structured format that makes them time-efficient and easy to digest. Include a project summary dashboard - what is going on and how is it going? Red, yellow, and green are excellent status indicators. Highlight any items that cause a business risk, especially to revenue. Understand how to express opportunity costs. How much more revenue or productivity could be driven if your ideas are implemented.

    Quite simply, at some point you hope your 20 person company is a 50 person company (and beyond.) At some point the executives will look at you and decide if you are the right person to continue to connect with the business, or are you a techie person who needs to be managed by someone who can more adequately bridge the gap between business and technology. Your own self-impression can influence this greatly. If you wake up every morning feeling like a sysadmin, then you will soon find yourself with a new IT manager that you report to who basically makes twice what you do and yet you still do all the 'work'. Or you could become an essential business partner who knows how to communicate with the executives using language they speak.

    It sounds to me like you're in an ideal spot to manage your career forward given your hands-on activity and yet your interfacing with pure business folks. My advice is to take this as a wake-up call to become more fully-rounded by better understanding the business and sales aspects of your role. If you don't fit into those shoes, someone else will sooner or later.

  99. Euphonism by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Doesn't "web based irrigation management" sound like a euphonism to anybody else? If so, do I really want to know what it means?

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    1. Re:Euphonism by plopez · · Score: 1

      Well.. you probably know what the web and information is. For the irrigation part, there is a thing called "food". Such as the cheesy poofs you eat every day. "Food" does not just appear on shelves in the store, it actually gets grown. Like the lawn and trees you walk by every day. But I am speaking about plants, not burger, pork chops or frozen pizza. Things like potatoes, lettuce, tomatoes etc. There's a place called "the grocery aisles" in the supermarket where you pick up the cheesy poofs, or whatever, where they are sold.

      Believe it or not, people actually eat those. In fact most of the world does. In order to grow, plants need water. I'm not joking. To provide water people called "farmers" have ways of getting them water. Please refrain from thinking of server farms, they are real people. Rent some episodes of a series called "Green Acres".

      Well the farmers need to water the "crops", as they are called. So they run pipes filled with water to the plants. Much like a network pipe delivers information. This is called "irrigation".

      He works for a company that makes software that helps manage irrigation.

      HTH
      HAND

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  100. Most Important thing(s) 20yrs has taught me. by mr_java66 · · Score: 0

    Never allow or create a report that runs on 'current' or if possible, even data that is one day old. Use a reporting database. Have it update daily, and if-possible exclude data that is only 1-day old from report results. If you do this, they won't hit your server every 15 minutes for an update, and bug you with questions about why no change in the last 15 minutes. And, if you do the second part, they won't be all over you if the reporting 'warehouse' build breaks one day. Don't become a short-order cook with this reporting. Oh, and if possible, contract out the making of reports. Then every time they want a new report, or tweak a report, it generates a cost and that slows the production of insipid reports.

  101. Re: Reporting To Executives by borjonx · · Score: 1

    > I am charged with providing more insight into the functioning of the system.
    That's pretty generic. Do they have certain metrics they want to see in black & white?

    > I'm looking for other important and useful information I can report up to better illustrate my efforts
    Then that's your answer. You just need to find out what is important & useful to them.

    > I also simultaneously perform all IT related tasks in the office, which may also be important to report
    Whatever you send them, be sure to word it in terms of business value. As far as providing insight - you may want to create overview docs of most ALL of the processes/systems you manage; your job will be that much more secure if the non-tech folks are truly aware of how much you do around the office. As the only IT person, you provide biz value that no other in-house employee can, AND you save them money. Show them how by providing high-level workflow diagrams of these processes.

    Heck, you may even get a raise if you word it right. ; >

  102. Your problem should be impossible by ebunga · · Score: 1

    At a small company, it shouldn't be difficult to keep your boss informed unless he's rarely around or isolates himself using The Hierarchy. If you have a difficult time showing you're worth your salary, just work a little harder and make note of what you do. Weekly, or even daily, send a report of what you've accomplished. Better yet, fire off emails as requests and jobs are completed.

    Where I work, we are broken down into departments, even if there's only one of us in the department or we're responsible for several departments. Requests don't go to an individual, they're sent to that department. As such, emails aren't sent to employee@workplace.example, they go to department@workplace.example. It can get silly at times when firing off an email from one department to another even though you're in the target department and will also handle the work sent to that department.

    No matter what, document the work and the work flow. It will come in handy should your company grow to the point that you need help in your deparment, or if that other department where you're also the sole employee needs to have someone else dedicated to the job. It will come in handy when you need to train your replacement when you get ready to move elsewhere.

    And another hint: Document common problems and the procedures to correct those problems. If there are others around the office that are competent, you can give them enough access to fix these problems should you be away on vacation. There's nothing worse than being bothered 15 minutes into your first vacation in two years with a minor issue that a trained monkey can handle. Better yet, automate as much as possible so even that won't be necessary most of the time.

  103. Weekly status reports and software release notes by JoeSchmoe007 · · Score: 1

    [I am a project manager on software development project] Definitely do weekly status reports and release notes (if you have software releases - I do). You will achieve 2 goals doing status reports and release notes: 1) communicate what you do to other people 2) improve your visibility and justify your necessity to your company. Both should be a list of items accomplished within last week (or implemented in latest release). Separate user-facing and back-end changes in 2 separate groups - non-technical people will only be interested in user-facing changes, so if they are separate and in the first group - there is more chance people will actually pay attention. To make it easier to do each week I recommend using some bug/issue tracking software (I use Axosoft Ontime) and if you do any coding - source control system (I use Subversion). When including item in the list also put the number of item in your bug tracking system at the end of the line. Subversion can be configured to required comments before commit and send email notifications to interested parties after commit. I force my developers to always put descriptive comments and related bug # (if applicable). This makes it easier for me to do weekly status reports/release notes - I just go through these emails at the end of the week. Send these not only to your boss but to other team members as well. To find out if someone actually reads these put somewhere in the middle of the list "17) If you are reading this please reply to me with "the eagle has landed" in the subject line". Don't let the fact that only 10% (at best) will respond to discourage you - this maybe the only people that count.

  104. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only IT guy in a 20 man buisness? Well basicly you can't move up the latter, so set up some report generating scripts that through together whatever numbers you have available, along with some automatically generated fuzzy text like "uptime rose slightly" ect.
    Then start slacking as hard as you can. Then maybe a year from now when the stats drop tell management you need assistants, and negotiate a promotion to IT manager or similar, then when you assistants do the same down the road, you'll properbly move up to some other non-IT management role where you can collect even more slack.
    But seriusly don't worry about the contents of the reports, put some nice 3d Pie charts in there and they'll be happy, they are quite fasionable right now.

  105. Formatted original post by JoeSchmoe007 · · Score: 1

    [I am a project manager on software development project]

    Definitely do weekly status reports and release notes (if you have software releases - I do).

    You will achieve 2 goals doing status reports and release notes:

    1) communicate what you do to other people

    2) improve your visibility and justify your necessity to your company.

    Both should be a list of items accomplished within last week (or implemented in latest release). Separate user-facing and back-end changes in 2 separate groups - non-technical people will only be interested in user-facing changes, so if they are separate and in the first group - there is more chance people will actually pay attention.

    To make it easier to do each week I recommend using some bug/issue tracking software (I use Axosoft Ontime) and if you do any coding - source control system (I use Subversion).

    When including item in the list also put the number of item in your bug tracking system at the end of the line. Subversion can be configured to required comments before commit and send email notifications to interested parties after commit. I force my developers to always put descriptive comments and related bug # (if applicable). This makes it easier for me to do weekly status reports/release notes - I just go through these emails at the end of the week.

    Send these not only to your boss but to other team members as well.

    To find out if someone actually reads these put somewhere in the middle of the list "17) If you are reading this please reply to me with "the eagle has landed" in the subject line". Don't let the fact that only 10% (at best) will respond to discourage you - these maybe the only people that count.

  106. Absolutely Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure it fits on one page of powerpoint and includes some traffic lights, preferably showing green.

  107. Ask them what they need to do their job by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

    Your job is important to them only insofar as it helps them do their job. Therefore, knowing what they need to know is key to structuring your communication. Most execs like a 'dashboard' style view that summarizes the current activity. You might suggest things like:

    1) new customers added, canceling customers subtracted
    2) system incidents in pass week and month, summarized by type and severity
    3) Budget activity (expenses/month/year, against planned costs)
    4) System activity of interest (unique customer visits, page views, complaints, support requests, etc)

    In most of my jobs, I add a weekly status report that reports what I did last week, what I'm planning on doing this week, planned absences (vacations, etc) and finally, Issues Requiring Management Attention, which are the items that I need them to attend to. The status report becomes the agenda for my 1:1 with my manager.

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  108. System Reporting Metrics by thethibs · · Score: 1

    There's a standard approach to doing this.

    From your post, I'm going to assume that you are talking about a routine status report and not a one-time stand-up presentation, so we don't have to worry about whether you have a fresh haircut or how nicely you're dressed.

    What your management wants is assurance that all is in order and, if it's not, where's the problem? This can usually be done with a few numbers and/or graphs. Metrics.

    The first thing you need to know is what is important to your users (and the owners of the devices you refer to).

    The second thing is to figure out what you can count that says something about how those things are being supported. Find unambiguous metrics, so that you could send five people out to do the counting and they'd all come back with the same value.

    The third thing is to design effective presentations for the data. As a manager, what I'm going to want to know is

    • What's the current value?
    • What's an acceptable range?
    • What's the trend?

    One metric can easily be presented with a couple of numbers and a sparkline for the trend (read Beautiful Evidence, Edward Tufte). You can use Excel's graph feature to make the sparklines. You can mark the acceptable range on the sparkline for maximum clarity.

    You can probably report everything you should with at most a half-dozen metrics across the top of a sheet of paper, followed by whatever narrative is needed to highlight points of interest. Take a look at http://tanda.on.ca/notebook/securitydashboard.html for an example.

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  109. Dear executives... by lupinstel · · Score: 1

    Dear executives. The Internet tubes have no clogs and there is a free demo of Peggle.

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  110. The Three Keys by jpvlsmv · · Score: 1

    There are three key things that executives want to hear:

    1) What has the department done in the past? The core of this point is to get to the question "Does the past justify continued investment?" and its correlary "We've sunk so much money into IT, what have we gotten from it?" This is where usage statistics (website hits, business transaction data, dollars-per-downtime and Nines, return on cost-saving measures, etc) are presented. This should be in high-level terms with drill-down slides available, but only presented on request. Focus on the trends of service delivery vs. IT budget and/or headcount.

    2) What is the department doing now? Here we focus on what is happening with their current business. This is where a primary element of capacity planning comes in: The Headroom Metric. How much additional user load can we support on our current systems and network, before the service is degraded? In concrete terms, ignoring everything except CPU, if you're delivering 100 pages per second, and using 40% of the server's CPU, you have a headroom of 150 additional pp/s. By extrapolating this to the business need - say the marketing department has launched 5 campaigns this year, the current systems may be able to support 10, but should not be expected to support 20 without additional investment. Note that this headroom metric must look at the end-to-end utilization, like disk, memory, network, and most importantly administration effort in order to be accurate.

    3) What will the department do in the future. What are the business-focused projects that the department is working on? How will the investment in these projects result in money coming into or staying in the business? What is the Return on Capital, Return on Investment?

    As far as timing, there should be at least an annual "full report" on the state of IT. Depending on the dynamics of the business, quarterly updates should be sufficient, unless something changes significantly. And depending on the team and scope of the projects. You don't want to face this with a "we haven't done anything since the last report" status. But it's also important to reconnect with the executives regularly so that they don't forget about what you're doing, and also so that you can react and change to meet their changing business plans.

    The most important thing we in IT can do is to be aligned to the business. This means focusing on the things that matter: delivering the product or service in exchange for money. Everything else is overhead. And the better your IT department is at aligning itself, the better you look when an outsourcer tries to talk your executives into cutting everything except the "core competancies".

    --Joe

  111. It's about services. by dr_skipper · · Score: 1

    Start by defining the services you deliver. For example, email. The exec's don't care about your internet connectivity uptime, server disk space, etc. They care about services they consume, and the availability and cost of those services.

    So, think about it from the perspective of the execs going shopping to replace you. They'd go to IBM and give them a list of what they want from IBM, in language that you'd expect from a business-focused non-technical user. Now build that list in your head, and associate the underlying components with each of those services and start monitoring both the service and the components, and report back on the service availability quarterly.

    Next, they'll ask you how much each of those services cost (they're always looking to cut costs, be ready and surprise them with a list, and demonstrate how you're the best choice.)

  112. Human browsers? by dangitman · · Score: 1

    Our system is also unique in that about 70% of the traffic we see is from devices and not human browsers.

    That is highly unusual. Most networks get 100% of their traffic from devices running software. But a massive 30% of your traffic comes from humans you've somehow wired up directly to the network? Where do you work, the CIA? The Dollhouse?

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  113. Spam Filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn the spam filters on the mail servers off for a day. They will really appreciate it when you turn them back on and should be quite happy about the time you save them everyday.

  114. Big Picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about asking your customer's what metrics are important to them? Then creating the relevant metric for you derived from the customer driven metric?

  115. No mockups, unless very obviously labelled so by edelbrp · · Score: 1

    Sad but true, I watched somebody give some mockups/samples with real sounding but bogus data to an exec. The executive later used that data in a presentation as if it were real data (*face palm*). Apparently he remembered seeing the mockups and needed that sort of data and forgot it was bogus.

    Put giant watermarking saying "SAMPLE DATA ONLY!" or something like that on it, or it could come back to bite your butt.

  116. the answer is easy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cost, money. That's what they want to hear: how much does it cost? What is be benefit? What is the risk factor? What planned next?

    The manager hired YOU to know the technical side. Give him enough so he understand the basis of your decision making. Don't waste his time with details unless he ask for them.

  117. How about by chafey · · Score: 1

    - Time spent surfing the web for things unrelated to work
    - Time spent surfing the web for things you think is work related
    - Time spent trying out new software that is not associated with any kind of formal company effort
    - Time spent talking to people about non work related items
    - Number of times you sent the executives call to voice mail

  118. simple as... by el_jake · · Score: 1

    Executives see systems this way: Does it work or not? Does it cost money vs. does it give us money.
    Your report should look like this: All systems running, no money loss.

    Don't you ever bug them with: System X works. System Y has a lag problem. System N is down.. Then hell will brake loose for nothing. And for god sake don't feed them with up-times or down-times.... They don't know what it means.. And numbers, figures, and bars will just confuse them because they will lag a $ dimension.

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  119. show them the money by gmccloskey · · Score: 1

    "Executives" are interested in money - what earns money for the company, what costs money for the company, what can increase future money for the company, what prevents increasing future money for the company.

    Think about the main things you are doing, or plan to do over the next week, month, quarter, year. Which of the four results (earn, cost, increase, decrease) do those things do? Can you mitigate (reduce) the negatives? Can you improve the positives? What are the costs (time, money, resources)? What are the impacts/benefits (save or increase time, money, resources)?

    Here's a couple of examples:
    "Our mail system is aging and is struggling with the current load. I estimate it causes up to two hours delay per employee per month. I plan to increase the memory and disk space. It will cost $x hundred, and take 3 days to implement. The benefit will be the increase in productivity and delay the need to buy an entire new server for two more years."

    "Our finance dept is struggling to keep up with the number of invoices that need to be processed. With the CFO I am evaluating three new systems which can help automate the process. The cost of the system is $x in capital expenditure, and then $y in annual licence fees. The CFO estimates that it will reduce the time to invoice clients from 10 days to four days, and increase cash flow for the company."

    So, think in terms of money. Think what business problems or opportunities that IT makes better (or worse). State the problem or opportunity, what you are doing / want to do, say what the impact of your proposal is / will be.

    Stick to this basic formula, and you'll soon be seen as someone who brings answers and adds value, instead of the stereotypical geek who complains, costs money and does little of value.

  120. Argh .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I have never worn a neck tie all my life, that is not to say I am not presentable, my shoes clean, I dress smart casual where everybody else normally wears neck tie.

    My professionalism is my introduction card, punctuality, efficiency, attention to detail, etc. is what earn me the respect of my business superiors.

    And sometimes my hear is quite long, no pony tail long, but long, but it is clean and combed.

    In synthesis your stupid stereotype may not be as applicable as you think.

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    1. Re:Argh .... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about how you dress when you're doing your job, I'm talking about how you dress when you're meeting the people who decide whether you are expendable or not.

      I don't wear a tie either, but I do wear pressed trousers, shirt, and polished shoes. Just like you. Thanks for agreeing with me.

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  121. This is nonsensical. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In big companies (what is big to you? I am talking multinational corporations with as many employees as small towns) your bosses know exactly what they want to know and they will let you know.

    Nowadays they may be even legally liable to know things in the technical side of the business.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  122. uh? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In which companies is the same person doing both jobs?

    Very small ones I suppose, so even there the big boss would know what is more important in the overall picture.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:uh? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      In which companies is the same person doing both jobs?

      Most of them.
      As you walk past - "You're the computer guy - fix this for me"

  123. I would fire you. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    A Sys Admin is not supposed to be messing about with the business data.

    That would actually be against the law.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:I would fire you. by lbalbalba · · Score: 1

      A Sys Admin is not supposed to be messing about with the business data.
      That would actually be against the law.

      It seems we have a different interpretation of exactly what kind of data is being looked at. You seem to be talking about private and/or sensitive data, like credit card numbers or other employee's salary's. Looking at that kind of data would indeed be against the law. But that is not what I was talking about. For example, at the company I work for the business actually *demands* that the IT department provide insight into data like how many tickets have been sold online, or which web pages have been visited most. Providing that kind of data at the business' request is not abuse of power, but showing the business the value that IT provides to the business.

  124. Just go talk to the boss by Purpleslog · · Score: 1

    This is a 20 person company, correct? Just go over and talk to the guy/gal in charge and ask them what they like to be kept up on. Yours is a 20 PERSON company, there is no bureaucracy to navigate.

  125. I knew Slashdot was full of 15 year olds.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... but the quality of the replies is frankly appalling.

    The amount of snide remarks about decision makers in any company, regardless of the side, just goes to probe that "the hungry's favourite topic of conversation is bread".

    In other words, if you think you are so clever, why are you not running your own company?

    The first step to provide important information to your bosses, peers and users is that you approach them with the respect they deserve.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  126. Money and risk by thoglette · · Score: 1

    No-one's mentioned risk.

    You need to have a list of risks (and opportunities); their likelihood of occuring and their impact. Multiply the two to get a factored cost of risk. Sort. (google risk management)

    Decide whether you need to accept; transfer or mitigate each and everyone of them.

    Certain high-impact risks will need management review regardless of their probability - eg. your datacentre burning down, or anything that could kill/maim anyone.

    Initially MGT will fine-tooth comb everything you do but if you get the format

    (
    As other have mentioned, you need to be able to say
    * what assets you have and what their potential and actual capabilities are, plus their financial state
    * why you are spending the money you spend;
    * how that translates into money earnt and
    * what your efficency is - in terms of %availability
    * what issues you have that you need MGT to deal with and when
    )

    For bonus points,
    * discover your MTBF and MTTR distributions for all your assets
    * start applying a little SPC or PCA to your failures/outages/traffic loads
    * write down all you plans/procedures. Backup, repair, training, technology road map. Review and update annually.

    Management has been described as the art of making and sorting lists. If you add "scheduling and acting" to that, you're pretty close to the truth

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  127. The advice you actually asked for by daschlag · · Score: 1

    Listen man, The best system administrator is the one who keeps things running smoothly. I want the most BORING SA report-out ever. I don't want to see graphs and charts with spikes and trends, I want UPTIME. Flat lines. Predictability. If there are problems, face into those and knock them out. Shift that flat line upward once in a while and wow them with your ability to troubleshoot and problem solve. But if it ain't broke, don't fix it, and remember that executives need to focus on other things to ensure you keep your job. Uptime and reliability are paramount from the executive standpoint. Good questions.

  128. When sending reports by elnyka · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Know the audience. When you have a pointy haired boss, then it's going to suck no matter what. But in the general case, that's rarely the case (with the general case having problems as a matter of mis-communication combined at times with our typical IT sense of intellectual arrogance towards anyone who doesn't work on the same shit we do). But I digress.

    When it comes to reports, always itemize the things you work, who requested them, when they requested, when you completed it, and the amount of effort (in term of time and collaboration with other teams) that it took you, including the time it takes you to create the report (seriously.) The first goal is to cover your behind. A report like that will show what you are doing.

    The second goal is to, without much effort, have a report in a format (.i.e excel) such that you can do your own analysis. Which employee requests the most crap from you - this will also get you which department represents the bulk of your work, and which systems generate the most work. To the report, add an addendum for extreme circumstances (.ie. it took me an additional 12 hours to recover the site because there was a network failure between us and the DBA servers.).

    Surprisingly, it doesn't take that much effort. All you do is keep a spreadsheet in which you log each request you receive, when you started working on it, and when you finish it. Format it well enough (or use a mickey mouse db like Access), and you can create a quick and simple report with a snap of your fingers.

    Beware, though, of expending too much time trying to get the perfect reports. If it's taking you too much time, stop. The idea is to report a general ball park figure of things.

    Now, if they are trying to micromanage you into daily reports with hourly entries, simply tell them that you will report 1 to 1.5 hours of effort devoted to the reporting task. After a few days, they'll back out very quickly.

  129. Determine How Much Revenue You Support by Sinesurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a great question, you’re at the same point in your career as me.

    You need to report on the metrics that measure your departments performance, these are monetary values and I know they may be difficult to measure and it’s not accept to suggest the business wouldn’t run with the IT group. Although this statement is true, it doesn’t address the department’s performance.

    Try breaking up what you do for the company into Service Desk, Service Support and Change Management. The number of helpdesk enquiries has value to the business, they’d pay maybe $10-$50 per call if an outside desk was used and even more if administrator would be involved and you’re saving the company money.

    Maintenance work in a Service Support role and managing system changes could be related to the cost for a contractor and the reduced cost of running the system versus additional revenue generated by the users to determine how much you’re saving the company money.

    That’s the small stuff, now work out (with the other departmental/divisional managers) how much of *their* department relies on IT and relate that proportional of their revenue to the value you support for the company. Especially important to look at sales staff if they use a CRM tool that you support.

    If all else fails remember it’s how much your department supports the production side to do or enhance their job that counts then second is the cost you incur on the company.

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    Regards Sinesurfer A Nerd is someone who lives for technology, A Geek is someone who lives for technology and loves it
  130. Simply like this by garompeta · · Score: 1

    All the advices can be summarized to this: Report everything that would make the executives happy and report everything that would make the executives feel concerned. The rest is superfluous.

  131. This is not about doing your job. by Lord+of+Kaos · · Score: 1

    It's about proving you're doing it right.

  132. Simply put: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the system is functionally normally, pass on a monthly report and ask for a raise.

    If the system malfunctions but you can fix it, mock up something good and stay under the radar.

    If the system malfunctions and you can't fix it, let the next guy figure it out.

  133. Re:They really have no idea what you're talking ab by z0mb13e · · Score: 1

    The flip side of that is if you are staying until 2am and getting no recognition (financial or otherwise) then there comes a point where dealing with idiots who have clicked the 'sort by' heading and think all their new email has been deleted for the 5th time gets a bit much and staying polite is a tough gig. I always try and remember that we all make stupid mistakes. Then I belittle the user...

    The alternative flip side is that if you are staying until 2am then you aren't doing your job properly - me I keep plenty of redundancy so I can switch over to keep critical services available and fix problems at my leisure. This means I don't stay until 2am, I fix problems during the day.

    My experience is that managers want something when they ask for something - they rarely know the details. Give them a slimmed down version of the stuff you find useful - the overview section of most reports is enough. Once they see it a few times, unless it directly affects 'the bottom line' then they will lose interest, until the next bright shiny rolls past. Don't over complicate for your sake and theirs. Keep it simple and concise.

  134. Re:They really have no idea what you're talking ab by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The alternative flip side is that if you are staying until 2am then you aren't doing your job properly

    Yet another rather stupid and very insulting generalisation emerges from the peanut gallery.
    If that's part of the change window that's when you work so that a lot of others can work at 9am. Also stuff happens that is beyond your control on occassion, especially if it's somebody else's stuff that you are called in to fix at 2am.