User: funkspiel

You mean where do I stand?

On: Ask Slashdot: What's Your Take On Stand-Up Desks?

slouching.

Re:Makes sense

On: What Scientists Really Think About Religion

Jah bless, you are a wise man.

Re:New technical problems on the ISS . . .

On: What Drugs Do Astronauts Take?

. . . the bong is busted. First the bog, and now the bong . . . hopefully the crack pipe will keep going . . .

Next time, bring Roor.

Re:The basis is sound.

On: Alabama Wages War Against the Perfect Weed

Stop calling me Shirley.

Norton

On: The Netscaping of Symantec and McAfee

These days, the Norton products seem to be made by Ed Norton.

Have we moved away from

On: Web Design Hampers Mobile Internet?

No.

Re:Newsflash

On: Humans are Causing Global Warming

Those pesky beavers have not been given near enough blame.

Re:What's Good for Goose is Good for the Gander

On: GPS-Enabled Criminals In Massachusetts

I recently spent 2.5 years in Middlesex County House o' Correction (Billerica) as a result of such insanity. My then-wife met dude online in role-playing game, then decided to have me removed from our home by false allegations of abuse. When I finally connected the dots, I cracked and set dude's car on fire, hence the jail time. Much better to be back in New York now.

McKool Smith?

On: Several Publishers Sued for Infringing 3D Patent

McKool Smith? Didn't I waste him last night in GTA?

Re:SP2

On: Windows XP SP2 In Release

Is there something I should know about tin-foil hats?