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  1. Le Grill? on Backyard Chefs Fired Up Over Infrared Grills · · Score: 1

    What the hell is that?!

  2. Reply from Google: on Google Gets Slack with Software Updates · · Score: 1

    "We're a busy company, give us some slack! Jeez!"

  3. Acrobat-killer Submitted to Standards Body on Acrobat-killer Submitted to Standards Body · · Score: 2, Funny

    for filing a false report.

  4. I guess this means on MySpace Predator Caught By Code · · Score: 1

    Andrew Lubrano will soon be open source himself!

  5. They're simply trying on Why is OSS Commercial Software So Expensive? · · Score: 1

    to make MS users feel @ home.

  6. Re:Okay, its about time... on New Data Transmission Record — 14 Tbps · · Score: 1
    Reply: I beg to differ. I have [cough] friends that download movi^H^H^H^H^H content from the internet, and some dvd rips^H^H^H^H^H^H^H database files can be larger than 4GB! Even at a good (cheap) DSL line of 1KBPS it still takes quite alot longer to download content than it would take to go to blockbuster^H^H^H^H^H^H^H the office and pick up physical media with the data on it.
    Of course it's going to take forever on Cup-Net!. I have a 10mbs/800kbps cable connection and it's quicker for me to DL a movie than to go to the video store (or order pizza and wait for it to arrive, though I still do that on occasion). My ISP (RCN) even offers a 20mbps/2mbps connection in some areas now. The bandwidth is there, you just have to be willing to pay for it.
  7. Just like in the RL commercial sector on MySpace Trumps YouTube in Video · · Score: 1

    The most popular thing is crap.

  8. Tempting Target? on Motorola Unveils Phone Vending Machines · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long before someone tries to steal one with a truck (like an ATM). If you get chased by the police, just use one of the cellphones to call your local news to tell your side of the story (and get the latest goings on in sports from Trip Whitman!)

  9. Law Grad Students on Which Grad Students Cheat the Most? · · Score: 1
    Other grad-student cheaters include: engineering students, 54%; physical sciences, 50%; medical and health-care, 49%; law, 45%; liberal arts, 43%; and social science and humanities students, 39%. These numbers are close to the guesstimate of the anonymous professor.

    The other 55% elected to take the fifth.

    *joke rimshot*

  10. I Agree! on Personal Firewalls Mostly Useless, Says Mail & Guardian · · Score: 1

    Whoever wrote that was a dick!

  11. What's the big deal? on Ladies and Gentlemen, the Electronic Toilet · · Score: 1

    In the end, it's the same old shit.

  12. In that case, on Visualizing Ethernet Speed · · Score: 1

    Pr0n is downloaded twice as much as previously calculated.

  13. As an AMD64 User on Debian to Run on AMD64 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm just etching to try this out.

    *joke rimshot*

  14. The exact release date for etch on Debian GNU/Linux 4.0 Set for December · · Score: 4, Funny

    is a bit sketchy.

  15. Unicron on Peter Cullen Chosen to Voice Optimus Prime (Again) · · Score: 1

    What a shame Orson Welles isn't still around. IMO, his voice was up there with Peter Cullen's.

  16. Re:SBTBTCY on YouTube Revives Failed Sitcom Pilot · · Score: 1

    I think that's screech's last hope.

  17. The extra money probably came from on Google Doubles its Profits · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yahoo's employees googling for better jobs.

  18. Re:Might have made a difference... on The Next Round in the Virtualization Wars · · Score: 1

    Exactly! It puzzles me how what I said could be misinterpreted. But then again, this IS /.

    Thank you for not being retarded! :-D

  19. Most likely on How Washington Will Shape the Internet · · Score: 1

    it will be shaped in the lawmakers own image: Bloated and useless.

  20. Might have made a difference... on The Next Round in the Virtualization Wars · · Score: 4, Funny
    If VMWare didn't have a, IMHO, better solution.


    The only reason MS is doing this, is because they are desperately trying to save a business that's in more trouble than Ronald McDonald cartwheeling through Baghdad.

  21. Re:Chickens finally coming home to roost on WinFS' Demise Not a Bang Or a Whimper · · Score: 1
    They're just going to have to bite the bullet sooner or later and do what Apple did-- drop the old OS in favor of a new one, and ease the transition to it by allowing the old one to run as an application.
    Linux running qemu/vmware/Xen :-)
  22. The specs for a REAL "ipod killer" on Microsoft To Release 'iPod Killer' at Christmas? · · Score: 1

    16MB Flash memory - To store this machine's only song - "The seldom heard, extra looooooonnnnnnggg version of innagaddadavita!" *or innagaddadavista if you want this joke to have more layers*
    $.059 - Ear bud head phones
    Case is shaped like a an ipod, but painted chrome for "the edge"
    2 AA batteries
    And 2 oz of C4 explosives set to detonate at the end of the song, or if you press STOP, whichever happens first

    That, ladies and gentleman, is a REAL ipod killer!

  23. Re:I don't know ... on Rebirth of the U.S. Arcade? · · Score: 1

    Smoke right before you leave, and have someone drive you there. Don't forget to laugh at the "Winners don't use drugs" message! *flashes back to the now defunct "Fun Center" on market street.* "ahh memories..."

  24. I Agree! on Microsoft Says Vista Most Secure OS Ever · · Score: 1

    I'm using the Beta (thinking of giving up *NIX), and I have to say security has defi
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  25. Re:mix-up in the mail on Jobs' Glass Elevator Locks in Group Customers · · Score: 1

    It IS the next project, but it's not called the i-levator. It's called i-pointandlaugh and it's not a hardware product, it's a new reality show from Apple.

    As part of it's aggressive new push for content for the video ipod, Apple is producing shows. The first of these: i-pointandlaugh, currently consists of randomly trapping people in it's store's elevators and recording their reactions as well as afford the viewer, a chance to point and laugh at the poor bastards trapped inside. The NY incident was just the pilot...

    Other planned incidents will be a mac that demonstrates it's reciting abilities, until the clerk goes into the back to retrieve a product for a customer. That's when it unleashes a flurry of expletives that would earn a emotional verbal reprimand from Fowlmouth

    Yes, I have absolutely nothing to do at work today...