I whistled for a segway and when it came near the sticker said "pwned" and the dude had flakes in his hair if anything i could tell that he was ready to throw a chair but i thought nahhhh forget it wait YO HOLEMS YOU SMELL WAREZ?
I pulled up to my laptop around 7 or 8 and yelled to the teacher yo melinda page ya later i looked at my kingdom it was all white and bare and there it was known as MS High School despair.
I still keep in contact with the last company i used to work with. For some reason a user called their IT Helpdesk to report a clogged toilet. The tech logged the ticket and routed it to Global Operation (network ops). Needless to say this has been the laugh of many IT meetings. Here is the actual ticket history: *names have been edited to only first name
03/02/06 16:04:56 US/Mountain (Rory): I called Megha (Megan) and advised that after review of the issue,despite refferal to SD by manager we need to consult firsthand and find the facilities staff for her location. in order to adress the issue.
03/02/06 16:04:56 (Rory): [Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain
03/02/06 15:56:12 (Rory): [Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain Sent Team lead CB email with justification for actions as to why I followed HELP FILE, and will follow up regarding the process and handling of this ticket. 03/02/06 17:20:27 (Donald) : [Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Eastern Global Operations has no authority to plunge toilets. 03/02/06 17:17:55 (Donald): [Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Eastern work 03/02/06 15:06:44 (Rory): [Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain Routing to Global Opperatioons for this issue per HF, If this is not correct I appologise. 03/02/06 15:04:28 (Rory):
[Ticket Opened ] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain P: 7th floor ladies restroom has a clogged toilett. (this is a serious ticket with zero % kidding, matter of fact intended)
S: Offered ticekt number. Being a rare occurance I consulted SR AGT AG, I found in help file that this goes to Global Opperations. After questioning that validity , I was assured that G.O was the correct recipient of the ticket.
It was the link you posted though. It's obvious you have editor envy. Stop hatin' - start appreciatin'. You know if they are laughing it's because they realize you need a hug. So you blame society for abusing language and i'll blame your dad for not showing you affection. No wonder you are so damn bitter.
I think the whole thing that keeps it going is the fact that it's free. If there were pay P2P services i doubt they'd be highly used. I always enjoy paying for legality.
"Q: What's the difference between a Virus and a Worm and how can I keep my computer safe from them?
A: "Virus" has become a generic term that includes all the malicious ways your computer can be attacked. " (taken from your link)
If you think your right that's great. Don't go trying to blast editors for saying "worm virus" when it's a commonly used term. If you were so smart i would think you could decypher what the fuck was going on when someone called the "kama sutra virus" a worm. Go update your myspace account bitch.
Maybe i have never looked into this but why can't the virus/security industry agree on one name for a virus? Cnn.com is calling it Karma Sutra and symantec.com is W32.Blackmal (and listing about 5 other varient names). Why is this. I guess it keeps us IT folks employed because users are too confused. They think 16 different viruses are going to hit them, when it's actually one with 16 different names/variants.
I want a carbon flash drive. Or better yet, a nanotube iPod nano. Damnit, just when i thought that i knew every nick-name for USB key's. I guess i can be the first to call it the gecko drive. What's the bus speed on one of them there gecko chips? Oh wait it really has nothing to do with gecko's. I was mislead. Do you work for the Bush administration?
That's a crappy way to go down. Cheap-ass quality movies and video games that suck anyway. I really think that these guys provide a public service. They don't deserve any jailtime. Maybe probation. These people aren't hard criminals. Go after sick-o's that distribute child porn.
Question: If pirating were to stop, would software prices go down?
Whew. I thought i was Bill Murray and it was groundhog day. I guess it would be kinda cool. I would get to know what each of you were going to post. I would tell you your own thoughts before you thought them. I would be hailed by all. Of course to end the cycle i would need to nail someone.. hmm there aren't any GIRLS on/. I'd be stuck here FOREVER!
But for those of you who subscribe and don't see ad's. On the/. Homepage i just saw a dudes package presented to me. I was oddly attracted by a flashing light hanging near the goods. If i were going to show off a product, i would not hang it near the package of a stone wash jeans wearning cowboy neal. They should change their slogan to Think HoMo.
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I whistled for a segway and when it came near
the sticker said "pwned" and the dude had flakes in his hair
if anything i could tell that he was ready to throw a chair
but i thought nahhhh forget it wait
YO HOLEMS YOU SMELL WAREZ?
I
pulled
up to my laptop around 7 or 8
and yelled to the teacher
yo melinda page ya later
i looked at my kingdom
it was all white and bare
and there it was known as MS High School despair.
Sorry i had to finish the song.. geez
I still keep in contact with the last company i used to work with. For some reason a user called their IT Helpdesk to report a clogged toilet. The tech logged the ticket and routed it to Global Operation (network ops). Needless to say this has been the laugh of many IT meetings. Here is the actual ticket history: *names have been edited to only first name
03/02/06 16:04:56 US/Mountain (Rory):
I called Megha (Megan) and advised that after review of the issue,despite refferal to SD by manager we need to consult firsthand and find the facilities staff for her location. in order to adress the issue.
03/02/06 16:04:56 (Rory):
[Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain
03/02/06 15:56:12 (Rory):
[Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain
Sent Team lead CB email with justification for actions as to why I followed HELP FILE, and will follow up regarding the process and handling of this ticket.
03/02/06 17:20:27 (Donald) :
[Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Eastern
Global Operations has no authority to plunge toilets.
03/02/06 17:17:55 (Donald):
[Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Eastern
work
03/02/06 15:06:44 (Rory):
[Update by operator] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain
Routing to Global Opperatioons for this issue per HF, If this is not correct I appologise.
03/02/06 15:04:28 (Rory):
[Ticket Opened ] Time Stamp is in US/Mountain
P: 7th floor ladies restroom has a clogged toilett. (this is a serious ticket with zero % kidding, matter of fact intended)
S: Offered ticekt number. Being a rare occurance I consulted SR AGT AG, I found in help file that this goes to Global Opperations. After questioning that validity , I was assured that G.O was the correct recipient of the ticket.
I would have owned up to that one, good laugh.
What about the user being able to flag his/her own data for deletion? I think that would be an easy enough feature.
It was the link you posted though. It's obvious you have editor envy. Stop hatin' - start appreciatin'. You know if they are laughing it's because they realize you need a hug. So you blame society for abusing language and i'll blame your dad for not showing you affection. No wonder you are so damn bitter.
I think the whole thing that keeps it going is the fact that it's free. If there were pay P2P services i doubt they'd be highly used. I always enjoy paying for legality.
"Q: What's the difference between a Virus and a Worm and how can I keep my computer safe from them?
A: "Virus" has become a generic term that includes all the malicious ways your computer can be attacked.
" (taken from your link)
If you think your right that's great. Don't go trying to blast editors for saying "worm virus" when it's a commonly used term. If you were so smart i would think you could decypher what the fuck was going on when someone called the "kama sutra virus" a worm. Go update your myspace account bitch.
No they aren't. Worm specifies a type of virus. So you can call it Worm Virus. Ass.
Maybe i have never looked into this but why can't the virus/security industry agree on one name for a virus? Cnn.com is calling it Karma Sutra and symantec.com is W32.Blackmal (and listing about 5 other varient names). Why is this. I guess it keeps us IT folks employed because users are too confused. They think 16 different viruses are going to hit them, when it's actually one with 16 different names/variants.
I want a carbon flash drive. Or better yet, a nanotube iPod nano. Damnit, just when i thought that i knew every nick-name for USB key's. I guess i can be the first to call it the gecko drive. What's the bus speed on one of them there gecko chips? Oh wait it really has nothing to do with gecko's. I was mislead. Do you work for the Bush administration?
That's a crappy way to go down. Cheap-ass quality movies and video games that suck anyway. I really think that these guys provide a public service. They don't deserve any jailtime. Maybe probation. These people aren't hard criminals. Go after sick-o's that distribute child porn.
Question: If pirating were to stop, would software prices go down?
Whew. I thought i was Bill Murray and it was groundhog day. I guess it would be kinda cool. I would get to know what each of you were going to post. I would tell you your own thoughts before you thought them. I would be hailed by all. Of course to end the cycle i would need to nail someone.. hmm there aren't any GIRLS on /. I'd be stuck here FOREVER!
But for those of you who subscribe and don't see ad's. On the /. Homepage i just saw a dudes package presented to me. I was oddly attracted by a flashing light hanging near the goods. If i were going to show off a product, i would not hang it near the package of a stone wash jeans wearning cowboy neal. They should change their slogan to Think HoMo.
That we will get to see naked women present the search results? If so.. C'mon we all know Dan Rathers ass was too hairy!