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  1. Re:New Orleans... on Venus Express Blasts Off · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > ...How can it take a nation that can fly to the moon and to Venus days and ...

    What??? What???
    From TFA: "The European Space Agency's Venus Express probe..."

    The "nation that flew to the moon" was the U.S. of the 1960s - the one that invented stuff, the one that manufactured stuff, the one that didn't care about "self-esteem", the one that wasn't morbidly obsessed with not offending anyone, the one that dared, the one whose future was still before it.

  2. I understand that on Microsoft Discusses Anti-Spyware Plans · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back in the day, Ford was willing to sell you a Ford fire extinguisher to go with your Pinto.

  3. Re:Bad on Should Linux Have a Binary Kernel Driver Layer? · · Score: 1
    > ...Microsoft could then pull the run from under Linux.

    No, that's their hope for Mono

  4. Darl, your 15 minutes is up on SCO Demands Linux 2.7 Information · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Please die now.
    Thanks, from all of us.

  5. Re:Missed a big one. on History's Worst Software Bugs · · Score: 1

    It can't be a feature, it was never documented.

  6. Re:Before you release the hounds on MSSQL 2005 Finally Released · · Score: 1

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of [flame]war!!!

  7. Re:Thats the whole point of the "puzzler" on Java Puzzlers · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > Why should a primitive byte be signed, but not a primitive char?

    Because a byte is a numeric class, and a char is a character class? Your question is like asking why booleans can't be signed or unsigned.

  8. Re:Puzzling indeed on Java Puzzlers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Code readability.
    2) Speed of development.
    3) Lack of "cute" features that break easily.
    4) Javadoc!!
    5) Bazillions of pre-written, pre-tested source-available library functions.

  9. Re:Chip board, or pine? on Mandriva Linux 2006 Review · · Score: 1

    Hear that whooshing sound?

  10. I am _so_ sick of the x86 architecture on Dual-Core Shoot Out - Intel vs. AMD · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Won't somebody please make a commodity Power PC box I can run Linux on?

  11. Re:This is *very* exciting on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1

    I would tend to agree with you, were the franchise to vote, govern, or set policy restricted to those capable of rational thought. Sadly, this is not the case.

  12. Re:USPTO Broken on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Can you imagine anyone scanning umpteen zillion unpublished short stories and novels for prior art? Whew.

    Oh puhleeese. These bozos (the USPTO) couldn't find prior art if somebody filed a patent for fire fer chrissake.

  13. Re:Patent Office is philosophically broke on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1

    This patent on the comb-over is my personal favourite.

  14. Re:What about prior art? on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1

    God, I feel sooooo much better now. The USPTO's record on recognizing "prior art" and "non-obviousness" is pretty much unimpeachable to date. [/heavy-scarcasm-my-ass,I'm-lying-here]

  15. Once upon a time on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1
    Narrator: There were three bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They lived in the forest and, one morning, the mama bear made some porridge and...
    THUMP...THUMP...THUMP
    Papa Bear: Who is it?
    Voice outside the door: Sir? I'm from Hickey, Boyle and Schwartz, attorneys at law, and I have a Cease And Desist Order here...
    Papa Bear: OK, wait a minute...

    Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess, and...
    THUMP...THUMP...THUMP
    Voice outside the door: Sir?...
    Narrator: Oh fer cripessake...

    Long ago, in a galax...
    THUMP...THUMP...THUMP
    Narrator: Doh!
    THUMP...THUMP...THUMP
    Narrator: Now cut that out!!
    THUMP...THUMP...THUMP
    Voice outside the door: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated...
    Narrator: Now you're doing it!!

  16. Re:Let's bash Sony on Blizzard's Warden Thwarted by Sony's DRM Rootkit · · Score: 1

    Holy shit!!
    That's just evil.
    Your post should be modded +10 informative so that everyone reads it.

  17. In related news on Blizzard's Warden Thwarted by Sony's DRM Rootkit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sony's DRM rootkit can be thwarted by not doing business with those evil bastards.

  18. Re:Let's bash Sony on Blizzard's Warden Thwarted by Sony's DRM Rootkit · · Score: 1

    Then wouldn't a simple command-line based cheat defeat that?

  19. Re:What's the term? on Blizzard's Warden Thwarted by Sony's DRM Rootkit · · Score: 1

    Democracy. No, wait, that other thing.

  20. One question on IBM Slows the Speed of Light · · Score: 0

    Does this affect the speed of dark?

  21. Re:Nature who? on IBM Slows the Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    Uh - the printing press is running at 1/300th speed, too.
    We'll get back to you.

  22. Re:20m resolution and the landing sites... on View the Moon in 3D on Your Desktop · · Score: 1

    Here you go.

  23. Re:Great on View the Moon in 3D on Your Desktop · · Score: 2, Funny

    My eyes...the goggles do nothing!!

  24. Re:Outfuckingstanding on GUBA makes Usenet search easy as Google · · Score: 1

    SD6 was a high-quality TV-capture group that split off from alt.binaries.multimedia, as alt.binaries.multimedia.SD6, when their leader "Silent Bob"'s ego got the better of him. They specialized in posting things like "Alias", "The O.C.", etc. Silent Bob had a temper and a huge ego. They got like ONE C&D and he pulled the plug on the whole newsgroup. Kinda too bad, their captures were real nice.

  25. Re:Who does actually host the alt.binary.* groups? on GUBA makes Usenet search easy as Google · · Score: 1
    DOH!

    Screwed up the links somehow. Giganews, EasyNews, Newsfeeds.com.