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  1. Must resist... on Microsoft Competes In Supercomputer Market · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Must....not....chkkk...phhhh.....
    Can't....fffooooo.....ahhhhh
    <HEAD EXPLODES>

  2. I'm really torn on Bad Day To Be Sony · · Score: 1

    Part of me wants to boycott Sont forever, and part of me wants to thank them for being so stupid, inept and evil that they've probably permanently discredited DRM. Kind of reminds me of Lotus and copy protection from years back.

  3. Re:Unit Testing In The Schools... on Unit Test Your Aspects · · Score: 1
    > ...it is because Java has garbage collection...

    That's a really interesting point. My first reaction to the question was to say that Java lets you write code faster, not so much re-inventing the wheel; that the richness of available library functions allows the test writer that much more speed and flexibility. But I think you've actually hit on the real reason that test frameworks for C++ are so difficult, and so unreliable. Since most of the bad (that is non-obvious) C++ bugs tend to be memory related, Java wins because it has garbage collection - and doesn't have pointers.

  4. Re:ohh yeah thats right, i read this once on Teach Yourself Unix in 24 Hours · · Score: 1
    You forgot:

    $ make love
    Don't know how to make love. Stop.
  5. Re:I know the question we're all asking ourselves: on Darknets Coming Soon? · · Score: 1
    > Thanks for the explanation, but does everything on a darknet have to be ROT-13 encoded?

    No, of course not. ROT-13 is the crypto equivalent of leaving the key under the doormat. The biggest use of it I've seen is in discussion groups to "hide" spoilers like movie endings or some such. A real darknet requires reasonably strong crypto. If the RIAA can pick up your traffic with a packet sniffer and trivially decode it, what's the point of doing it in the first place?

  6. I think I speak for most Slashdot users on Riya Eases Pain of Digital Image Management · · Score: 1

    When I say that the "Pain of Digital Image Management" is mostly RSI.

  7. Re:Making a slide presentation in a hurry on Free OpenOffice.org Training Videos · · Score: 3, Insightful
    > 1. Fire up PowerPoint on Windows PC.
    > 2. Quickly layout presentation using the unparalleled tools of PowerPoint.

    PowerPoint is nothing short of social malware.
    I wish I had a nickel for every PowerPoint presentation I've suffered through that was created to cover the fact that the speaker had nothing of value to say.

  8. Stupid, but I laughed on Army Develops New Chewing Gum · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, gum chews YOU!

  9. Re:Why? on Google Offers Free WiFi for Mountain View, CA · · Score: 1
    > but why is google doing this? (what are their secret motives?)

    So, Google is going to blanket every square inch of their home city with "Wi-Fi antennas" eh?
    Turn their home town into an Internet "hot-spot" eh?
    All at "no charge" eh?
    Pass the tinfoil.

  10. But on Ancient 'Godzilla' Crocodile Discovered · · Score: 1
    Have they alerted Toyko?

    AAAAEEEEEEEIIIIIIII the soldiers have failed to stop Gogirra!

  11. Re:What's a Vint Cerf? on Vint Cerf Speaking Out on Internet Neutrality · · Score: 1
    Oh puhleeeeeeese.

    Here's a hint: in The Jungle, Upton Sinclair, writing a book by, for, and about socialism, spent two pages describing the maggots going into the sausage, and fifty-seven pages quoting inspiring, Socialist "Wonderful (thanks STNG fans) Speeches". Today we have the FDA, but no American Socialist party. Sinclair was quoted as saying "I aimed for their minds, but I got their stomaches".

    As to your statements about the French governmant, I understand that their five-color alert status is as follows:
    1) Smugness, Rudeness
    2) Hiding, Smirking
    3) Running, Dissembling
    4) Surrender, Denial
    5) Capitulation, Revisionism

  12. Re:What's a Vint Cerf? on Vint Cerf Speaking Out on Internet Neutrality · · Score: 4, Informative
    > What's a Vint Cerf?

    Along with being one of the patron saints of the Internet, he's the current chairman of ICANN.

  13. Re:Where? on Why Microsoft and Google are Cleaning Up With AJAX · · Score: 1

    Guys, this is pretty funny. It's a pimpkin carved something like the gotase guy. Weird, but reasonably work-safe.

  14. Re:Music Choice doesn't seem Right to Me. on Star Wars Trilogy MIT Musical · · Score: 1
    > Unless its the sight and sound of storm troopers tap-dancing to showtunes that is fueling the rebellion.

    "Springtime for Vader..."

  15. Re:Alcoa can't wait! on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't care what you say, I'm not coming out of my Faraday cage.

  16. Re:You're the problem on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but is is kind of fun to say "aluminium".

    I'm all for respelling lanthanum, molybdenum, platinum and tantalum, too.

  17. Re:Shiny side! on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 2, Funny
    > shiny side on the outside

    That's right, it says so clearly in the instructions.

  18. Re:Editors! on Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" · · Score: 2, Informative
    > But we can we trust the study, or are They controlling the researchers?
    > What the hell?

    Yeah. You know. "They". As in Them.

  19. The thing is hollow... on Space Lichens · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it goes on forever. And...Oh my God!...It's full of lichens!

  20. Re:So 1980 on Rubik's Cube World Championships · · Score: 1, Funny
    > ...boys usually used a screwdriver, while the girls just moved the stickers...

    What a profound observation about the nature of the universe.

  21. Re:What's that for a standard ? on Rubik's Cube World Championships · · Score: 1

    The corner cubies are at right angles to the other three dimensions.

  22. Re:Uh-oh on RISK The Game On Google Maps · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    > If Bush finds this game he'll be calling for an all out assult on the green guys attacking from Mexico...

    He's already done that in RL.
    And you misspelled brown.

  23. Re:From Ants to Apps on Mobile Fuel Cells Soon? · · Score: 1

    I know (hangs head). It was only +1 though /sheepish

  24. Re:How is this new? on IBM Announces "Blog-Spotting" Software · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Thank you.
    It's another step towards the semantic web.

  25. Re:From Ants to Apps on Mobile Fuel Cells Soon? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The formic acid battery, when ruptured, is marginally less toxic than the matter-anitmatter battery.