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  1. Re:Skyrim on Unigine's Newest Benchmark Features Huge, Open-Space Expanses · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope. They would still need a test of bucket and body physics.

  2. Re:This will become known as the store on Google Watchers Expect Company-Branded Stores This Year · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So...."? Not "Did you mean"?

  3. Re:Frankly ... on Living Cells Turned Into Computers · · Score: 1

    Laser zombie coprocessor-cats.

    (Like regular laser cats, except with less SNL and more lifespan and bra[aaaa]ins for Folding@home.)

  4. Re:How about... on Should Techies Trump All Others In Immigration Reform? · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a plan! Just keep any bionically-enhanced commandos away from the guy and it should work.

  5. Re:Facepalm. on Printable AR-15 Mag Gets More Reliable; YouTube Pulls Video of Demo · · Score: 1

    Are you referring to DefDist or YouTube?

  6. Re:Yeah, right on Facebook's Graph Search: Kiss Your Privacy Goodbye · · Score: 5, Informative

    As soon as you saw (not clicked!) the Like button, for that matter.

  7. Prior art on Electricity Gives Bubbles Super Strength · · Score: 2

    Electrically-enhanced bubbles have been used as weapons for decades.

  8. Re:My Playbook Review on BlackBerry 10 Review: Good, But Too Late? · · Score: 1

    There are many oddities; not bugs really but oddities such as when you are using it and charging it the charge % doesn't go up but it does seem to be getting a charge.

    No, I consider that a full-blown bug, even at best.

    If the device is simply not telling you what it knows about the battery charge, then you'll leave it on your outlet too long and raise your energy bill. That's a minor bug, but still a bug and one conquered long ago on other devices (where their current worry is which sleek patented brittle design will help sell their walled garden).

    Now, if the device itself doesn't know its own battery life, that's a straight drive past Minor Bug Township into VERY VERY BAD Land, and klaxons should be going off and black helicopters should be armed and airborne because do you really want your phone (and pant pocket) with a side of kersploded lithium or whatnot due to overcharge? (I do not, kthx.)

  9. It looks and works great! on Google Redesigns Image Search, Raises Copyright and Hosting Concerns · · Score: 1

    It looks and works great! Now they just need to fix the SafeSearch bug so I don't have to use Bing Images instead (which, as Microsoft as it is, even gives explicit suggestions when its safe setting is off).

  10. Nebulous spokestalk alert! on Microsoft Phases Out XNA and DirectX? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One thing that the NBC Universal--Comcast thing taught me was that "inaccurate" != "false". (They said news about the merger was "inaccurate". They merged anyway.) Here we go again.

    In short, I'm not convinced that either system will survive the axe, and you should probably just polish your HTML5-optimized-for-Metro-or-whatever-it's-called-now (or OpenGL?) skills if you still want to make games for Windows:

    1. They never reversed the actual decision to retire the two from the award program.
    2. They did not mention that XNA or its MVP award...status...program...thing would not be axed.
    3. "Microsoft is actively investing in DirectX as the unified graphics foundation for our key platforms, including Xbox 360, Windows Phone and Windows. DirectX is evolving and will continue to evolve. For instance, right now we’re investing in some very cool graphics code authorizing [sic] technology in Visual Studio." - it's great that they're still developing it now, before April 1, 2014, but what about after?
    4. "We have absolutely no intention of stopping innovation with DirectX, and you can quote me on that." - this didn't start because we thought would somehow "[stop] innovation with DirectX" (a concept as nebulous as fuck, because they could be taking it to mean that, e.g., they'd try to actively prevent people from using a newly-deprecated API, instead of just deprecating it). No, we wondered whether they'd stop developing, supporting, and maintaining the platform after the stated date, aaaaand *crickets and a coquí or two*.

    So will both die on April 2014? In the words of $got_talent_judge, "I vote Yes."

  11. Re:Pardon my ignorance... on Nokia Receives $1.35B Grant To Develop Graphene Tech · · Score: 2

    What exactly are they going to be using the graphene for?

    Hmm...let's start our fact-find quest by reading the summary...

    ...something something Nokia mumble mumble Graphene Flagship Consortium, grumble blahblah...

    ...ah, "Consortium"! Something that involves patent pooling and money exchanges and no-poach agreements (that never happened of course but we'll just agree to the settlement because no wrongdoing) and lots of nicely- (or less-so) worded requests for even more money from governments and end users. Also something about Nokia, so it'll probably ultimately be nothing of value or absurdly durable or, somehow, both. Now to the article...

    Nokia is proud to be involved with this project, and we have deep roots in the field – we first started working with graphene already in 2006," said Henry Tirri, EVP, CTO of Nokia. "Since then, we have come to identify multiple areas where this material can be applied in modern computing environments. We’ve done some very promising work so far, but I believe the greatest innovations have yet to be discovered blahbitty blahblahblaaah... industrial value chains and other such megacrap."

    ...which I gather means that even Nokia's xVPs and CxOs have no idea what graphene stuff will appear in the public marketplace but it'll involve tech and research and stuff and maybe also phones because they're involved with that sort of thing but [yet another rant about the whole Windows Phone thing, with my opinions].

    (I obviously hope for better on all those points but through Slashdot I've learned to feel depressed about the current state of tech-business affairs, even and especially wrt Slashdot. Yay! *buries head in hands*)

  12. Re:You mean, like 5 second films? on Twitter's Vine App Ready To Bomb Internet With GIF-Like Videos · · Score: 1

    I for one smell a hint of YTMND.

  13. Re:uni cooling? on Scientists Take Most Accurate Reading Yet of Universe's Cooling · · Score: 1

    Some say the world will end in fire,
    Some say in ice.
    That's why I attack with
    Raw magic instead.

    --Archmage Robert Frost, "Fire and Ice and Arcane"

  14. Re:Wouldn't it be nice... on Google Report Shows Governments Want More Private Data · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't wait on it. They're still too busy harassing YouTube users to show their Real Name, and tweaking the same to look more like Facebook (noticed those pics next to the comments? --oh who am I kidding, I'm trying to get people to read YouTube comments to make a point...silly me).

    Tough to stop employees from doing something when it's the company goal.

  15. define:Carrier Grade on UK ISPs Respond To the Dangers of Using Carrier Grade NAT Instead of IPv6 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Carrier Grade adj., patently obsolete; low quality; ridiculous; fucked up.

    WTF!? He just one-hit killed me. That's some Carrier Grade bullshit right there.

    At DeweyCheatam&Howe, we are committed to combining Carrier Grade customer service with Wall Street Grade executive profits.

    Come on, dude, stop driving that Carrier Grade '60s clunker and get a real car!

    She's my ex-girlfriend now, because that Carrier Grade whore was in our bedroom with some poolboy from down the block.

  16. Re:Prediction on SSD Prices Fall Dramatically In 2012 But Increase In Q4 · · Score: 1

    I think backslashdot's talking about the sudden rise after the fall. These days you can very safely read "back off its strategy of aggressively discounting drives to gain market share, allowing its rivals to raise prices, as well" as "work with its rivals to keep prices high so they don't have to worry about those pesky 'competition' or 'can't pay their CEOs bonuses this quarter' things".

    Whether by government fine ("unfortunately, we have to pass the costs of onerous government regulation on to the consumer" and such bullshit), continued corporate collusion, or both (because fines don't stop determined white-collar criminals from just speaking in a new code), the days of hope for reasonable SSD prices will be (if not are) over. Oh well.

  17. Re:Forget the Terms of Service war... on Instagram Loses Almost Half Its Daily Users In a Month · · Score: 0

    I'd rather have both services die. Even @Blogger is #BetterThanThatMarketerFloodedConstrainedCrap.

  18. Re:The root problem with this: on Touchscreen Laptops, Whether You Like Them Or Not · · Score: 1

    Where the hell does Intel get off telling its customers what they have to build with their chips?

    "Nice wholesale chip prices you got there. Shame if anything were to raise them..."

  19. Re:Good on Warner Bros Secures Commercial Control of Superman · · Score: 2

    Just as long as they're not "super heroes", or they'll have a whole different royalty problem.

  20. Re:So, Will This Apply to Corporations, Too? on How Verizon's 'Six Strikes' Plan Works · · Score: 1

    Close. The six strikes don't quite give them that power. Instead the management will hire their tech-gofer grandsons to

    1. replace the CPUs inside the offending PowerPoint laptops with Celerons for a few days,
    2. add a bunch of toolbars to their browsers-of-choice, and
    3. tell the MPAA the slides used Comic Sans.

    That'll learn 'em.

  21. We know everything! on US Nuclear Lab Removes Chinese Tech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Sirmadam President,

    You might have removed our Glorious People's Technology from your nuclear reactors, but we know everything that happened in there now. The nuke codes, the aliens, the frat parties you held above the spent-fuel pool with that "Lohan" girl because the glow was supposedly aphrodisiac...pah! We're way ahead of you there!

    We have better nukes. Scalier aliens. Even more of your tech. And when we call in your debts...we'll have the blackmail videos from the party to make you pay! I hear some of your Cabinet members were...deeply embedded that day! Haaa hahaha*continues to laugh and cough all Sephiroth-like*...

    On behalf of the People's Republic,

    [signature]

    Big Hoojie

    PS: YES WE SPELLED "SCALIER" CORRECTLY. Our aliens are like fucking Draconians, not those starved green bean dolls with potato heads and shit.

  22. Re:Don't wory on Google Backs Down On Maps Redirect · · Score: 1

    There ought to be a meeting between big browser makers to come up with a standard version of HTML that fixes this platform-specific web app mess. Maybe one of Google's employees can author it.

  23. Re:Doesn't surprise me that much on Chromebook Takes Top Place In Laptop Sales On Amazon · · Score: 1

    I've definitely seen a bunch of chromebook ads (mainly "For Everyone") here in the US. (At least twice as many Windows 8 ads though, and mainly the "Artist" ad.)

  24. Re:silver lining on Windows 8 Even Less Popular Than Vista · · Score: 2

    Well, they did the "find whoever was responsible" part, but I'm not sure you'd be happy with what they actually did with one instead.

    Sadly, even Qt is slowly rolling down the Psycho Control Freak UI Designer road (see Qt Quick). I think we need more widget standardization, not de-emphasis.

  25. Re:It's not dead. on Windows 8 Even Less Popular Than Vista · · Score: 1

    They already did-ish, for Visual Studio 2012, by making an extension to use a predefined VS2010-like color scheme or custom ones.

    It's neither a full reversal nor an apology for the sudden rash of Full Retard spasms from their marketing and UI departments, and oh-so-certainly not enough to get me to give my street address just to register to use a more horrible-looking VS Express, but it's slight progress. Like, 0.3% of the giant leap back they took.