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  1. Re:I'm gonna get inked on FBI Developing Software To Track, Sort People By Their Tattoos (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    No user serviceable parts inside.

  2. My hovercraft is full of eels on Wonder Boy Remake Finally On The Way (grabitmagazine.com) · · Score: 2

    Sega has a number of fan favorite IP

    What language is that supposed to be?

  3. Re:Objectivity lacks a business case on Instagram's New Algorithm That Puts the Best Posts First Goes Live For All (instagram.com) · · Score: 1

    What exactly is "trending"?

    d most read by dt, I think.

  4. Unless you've been smoking something on Olympic Athletes To Sport Visa's New Payment Ring In Rio (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you mean full-blown?

  5. Re:Eric? Can you come out of the ivory tower a sec on It's Time To Ignore Petty Politics and Focus On 'Transformative' Tech: Eric Schmidt (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    You seem to be extrapolating from the past into the future. Isn't that what caused the bubble that caused the crash?

  6. in an interview said

    Did he in German speak? Or perhaps he Yoda impersonated?

  7. Why do you assume automatic code generators take natural language as their input?

  8. Re:Editor David . . . . on Upcoming OS/2 Release Will Be Called ArcaOS 5.0 (techrepublic.com) · · Score: 1

    Barbara Hudson wasn't. You're cisist, you are.

  9. Re:Typo in headline on Ray Kurzeil's Google Team Is Building Intelligent Chatbots (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Par for the course with Ediduh Duffwad.

  10. Re:Editor David . . . . on Upcoming OS/2 Release Will Be Called ArcaOS 5.0 (techrepublic.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm quite attached to mine...

  11. If... on 62% Americans Get News On Social Media (journalism.org) · · Score: 1

    It's easy to believe you're getting diverse perspectives when you see stories on Facebook.

    It is if you're so dumb that you didn't hear of cyberbalkanisation and similar theories a decade ago.

  12. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin on Why Are We Spending Billions and Tons of Fossil Fuel On Search of Lost Planes? · · Score: 1

    You put one under both wings. Bonus: redundancy in case it crashes on its side.

  13. Re:Really? on Hackers Claim to Have 427 Million Myspace Passwords (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    They don't have my myspace password because I don't have a space.

  14. Re:Kimmie took socks from my dryer on North Korea Linked to the SWIFT Bank Hacks (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    It reminds me of the time that our boss retired, and every problem was blamed on him afterward because he wasn't around to set the record straight.

    So the joke about three envelopes is based on reality?

  15. Re:So let me try to figure this out on Secret Text In Senate Bill Would Give FBI Warrantless Access To Email Records (theintercept.com) · · Score: 1

    secrete

    That word does not mean what you think it does.

  16. Re:Because, we want economy 4.0 and not .. on Why Are We Spending Billions and Tons of Fossil Fuel On Search of Lost Planes? · · Score: 1

    I thought such a thing already existed, but isn't mandated by FIFA (or whoever it is that's in charge) so nobody uses it because $$$.

  17. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin on Why Are We Spending Billions and Tons of Fossil Fuel On Search of Lost Planes? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Attach it underneath the wing.

  18. Since when was critic a verb?

  19. Overheard in heaven on Netflix and Amazon Could Face Content Quotas In Europe (dailymail.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Overheard in heaven: "Tell you what, pops - either go yourself or send spooky-boy this time. I still can't eat peanuts without using a spoon."

  20. Re: TRUMP IS OUR LAST DEFENSE on Netflix and Amazon Could Face Content Quotas In Europe (dailymail.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Maybe it was a full world map and somebody tore it as they were putting up?

  21. Three articles in one on Space Updates From Three Countries (indiatimes.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three articles in one. Another brilliant idea.

  22. Re:Getting confused on Node.js Now Runs COBOL and FORTRAN (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    The title give one way and the main text give the opposite.

    # Meet the new editor,
    Same as the old editor... /#

  23. Re:Chromebook is great on Chromebooks Outsell Macs For the First Time In the US (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    So pretty much everything, the exception being when Uncle Sam is buying something that blows brown people up. Or is supposed to, if it's not raining or if they're the other side of the international date line.

  24. Leesen vehry carefulee,I shall say ziz ahnly wance on Don't Use Google Allo (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    Definitely don't use Google Allo Allo.

  25. Group of bipartisan senators on Computers and Warrants: Some Senators Oppose Justice Plan (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Surely it's a bipartisan group of senators. I find it hard to believe that anyone bipartisan could get selected by one party, let alone both.