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Why Are We Spending Billions and Tons of Fossil Fuel On Search of Lost Planes?

Reader Max_W asks: After days of massive search finally, "Report: Signals detected from EgyptAir Flight 804 in Mediterranean"

Why not record GPS/GLONASS track constantly into a text file on say twenty flash USB drives enclosed into orange styrofoam with the serial aircraft number on it? In case of an accident, these waterproof USB flash drives are released outside overboard. Certainly the text file is encrypted.

Such a floating USB flash drive would cost maximum a hundred USD even if equipped with a tiny LED lamp; while an aircraft costs millions, and a search may costs billions let alone thousands of tons of burned fossil fuel.

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  1. Sure. by DougOtto · · Score: 4, Informative

    Then we can spend all that fuel looking for a piece of floating garbage. How in the hell did this get green-lighted?

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    1. Re:Sure. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Informative

      No fucking kidding. As it is they knew where the Egypt Air plane went down within a reasonably tight geographical area, since it was on radar until it plummeted and disappeared.

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    2. Re:Sure. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then we can spend all that fuel looking for a piece of floating garbage.

      But what if the USB flash drives were somehow attached to a turtle that was trained to swim back to the nearest airport? I figure if we're going to ask hypothetical questions, why not really go off the deep end?

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    3. Re:Sure. by iTrawl · · Score: 0

      I imagine that if MH370 were mentioned, you'd ask your question differently. The certain to float piece of garbage would probably be desirable in that case, as the large piece of aircraft is mostly at the bottom of an unexplored ocean with tiny bits that are hard to identify turning up places.

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    4. Re:Sure. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If the problem is that we don't know where the plane crashed and are looking for it, then adding one more piece of debris at the crash site isn't going to do us any good at all. Similarly, if the problem is that we don't know where the plane came to rest at the bottom of the sea and we're hoping that this thing can float up afterwards and tell us, then we've gotten our hopes up for nothing, since GPS signals don't penetrate very far through water, meaning that the data would be useless garbage.

      A better approach would be to apply the same techniques we do when making backups, keeping an off-site backup of the flight recorder for each flight. Even if it only records GPS data, that'd at least help us hone in better than radar information by itself. Ideally, however, we'd be able to have a complete copy of the flight recorder off-site, up until the moment that the plane was incapable of transmitting any longer. That way, even if the plane and its black box were never found, we'd still have some answers about what may have happened.

    5. Re:Sure. by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

      But what if the USB flash drives were somehow attached to a turtle that was trained to swim back to the nearest airport?

      And what if we also outfitted the turtle with a strobe light, and then hired Aquaman to search for the turtles?

      BRB, on my way to the patent office!

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    6. Re:Sure. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      A very light item, packed in a very light container... yeah, that's not going to be dramatically affected by wind (if the plane breaks up at 37K feet) or currents (if the plane breaks up when it hits the water).

      And it's a good thing the world's oceans are pristine, making it easy to find one tiny floating piece of cruft.

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    7. Re:Sure. by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1

      That is marked as funny, but a robotic "turtle" that receives GPS coordinates and can swim to show would be a creative solution.

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    8. Re:Sure. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      But what if the USB flash drives were somehow attached to a turtle that was trained to swim back to the nearest airport?

      Have you considered a two-stage system with a turtle for the sea leg and a dog for the land leg? Surely that would be speedier. Not all airports are on the beach.

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    9. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a less ridiculous idea than you may think.

      Turtles do return to the same beach from whence they spawned regularly, so the hard part is going to be keeping the turtle fed and healthy on the airplane for the vast majority of time as crashes are pretty rare. (also the latency of turtle delivery would be difficult to over state)

      Though, the turtles that do the return thing, the turtles that can swim across an ocean, and the turtles than can tuck into their shell are not necessarily the same turtles. So getting a species will all necessary traits might be a bit complicated.

    10. Re:Sure. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      So clearly what we need is every single part of every single plane to have a label or barcode on it. Then they would be unmistakable!

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    11. Re:Sure. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      The dog will just get hit by a car.

      The only solution is for it to fly like a bird or a plane or something.

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    12. Re:Sure. by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      why not really go off the deep end?

      How about build the entire plane out of the same material that's used to make the flight recorders. They seem to hold up pretty well in a crash.

    13. Re:Sure. by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2

      You're not thinking big enough. Why not put that turtle on top of an even larger turtle? And so on and so on until there are enough turtles to hold up the plane and it doesn't crash in the first place!

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    14. Re:Sure. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      But what if the USB flash drives were somehow attached to a turtle that was trained to swim back to the nearest airport?

      Or sharks

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    15. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You want to go off the deep end? hows this: We already have a network of satellites and ground stations dedicated to pinpointing nuclear blasts. Simply put a nuclear device on each jet (don't worry there are plenty to go around between the major nuclear powers) set to detonate on ground impact, and when one crashes, the detection network will pinpoint it within minutes.

    16. Re:Sure. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Yertle does not approve.

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    17. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Software nerds and physical reality don't mix.

    18. Re:Sure. by Dins · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's it! We mount small planes under the planes, complete with their own black boxes. It's planes all the way down!

    19. Re:Sure. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      With all these durn kids falling in wells, Lassie simply won't have time to run the flash drive back on the land leg...

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    20. Re:Sure. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      At that point you may as well just use homing pigeons. And bonus: if you can keep them excited enough to fly around their cages while the plane is in flight, you reduce the weight you have to carry. The turtles and dogs are deadweight until the plane hits water, after all.

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    21. Re:Sure. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

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    22. Re:Sure. by jwhyche · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We spend that money looking for survivors. Believe it or not people do survive plane crashes. I find it hard to believe the original poster didn't think of this. I have to question his thinking on this.

      "Oh another plane went down. There might be survivors but fuck'em. We don't need to be wasting fuel looking for them."

      Anther reason is we want to know why the plane crashed. Was it pilot error, terrorism, or some thing wrong with the design of the plane. If there is a flaw in the plane, we need to know if this affects the whole fleet. Not just that one.

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    23. Re:Sure. by barakn · · Score: 2

      No, you won't reduce the weight. The flapping wings will decrease the pressure above them and increase the pressure below them. These pressure differences, when integrated over the surface area of the enclosed air space and averaged over the entire time the pigeon is flying, will exactly equal the weight of the pigeon.

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    24. Re:Sure. by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      But...they only swim back after five years.

      And sometimes they die.

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    25. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's planes all the way down!

      Nah, the bottom one is a semi driving the planes down the road.

    26. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fundamental problem seems to be that we don't know were to search for crashed planes. Adding devices that electronically record position information and activate automatically under particular conditions is one solution, but then it shifts the problem to the secondary issue of finding those recording devices. I have a much more direct solution to problem of locating where planes crash. One each plane, install a device that electronically detects position information and activates automatically at a pre-determined set of coordinates in order to crash the plane. With this method, the precise location and time of all plane crashes can be known with complete certainty. Just think of the savings in search & rescue operations, the greatly increased number of seats available on the plane, and the fact that the TSA could be completely disbanded.

    27. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's turtles all the way down!

    28. Re:Sure. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You've got it... but the wrong animal. Carrier pigeons!

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    29. Re:Sure. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Can we sequence turtle genes and homing pigeon genes together yet?

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    30. Re:Sure. by countach · · Score: 1

      There are substances that expand 200x their size when in contact with water. Combine it with glow in the dark material and you've got 20 giant glowing orbs to find.

    31. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so much a turtle, but google underwater gliders. Very efficient and capable of crossing long distances. The only problem is.. where could you affix one that would not only survive the crash, but also be able to get clear of the debris?

    32. Re:Sure. by Gussington · · Score: 1

      This is why I keep coming back

    33. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dog will just get hit by a car.

      The only solution is for it to fly like a bird or a plane or something.

      If the dog can "fly like a bird or a plane or something", chances are that the dog will be completely unharmed when hit by a car. The occupants of the car, on the other hand ...

    34. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modern planes talk back to the airline and maker (Airbus) all the time. Watch a few episodes of Air Crash Investigation (youtube has lots). Black boxes are tough, and yet sometimes not tough enough! Tape has been replaced largely by solid state storage, but feed that some salty water and bye go your bytes. SD and Micro-SD cards seem to be the best "survivors" in civilian testing - maybe they could be used in future Black Boxes (possibly already so).

      The reason they want that data from the Black Boxes is primarily the cockpit voice recording, and also the flight data - though with the realtime tracking they should have that (voice .. maybe they should add that - yeah: privacy, eavesdropping, etc). With all that, they still go and fish for parts because these can give clues to the root cause. Flight data says this failed and this happened, but WHY. And understanding why makes flying safer or uncovers the culprits.

    35. Re:Sure. by stooo · · Score: 1

      >> Why not record GPS/GLONASS track constantly into a text file on say twenty flash USB drives enclosed into orange styrofoam with the serial aircraft number on it?

      Yeah, let's search for a bacteria in a Haystack instead of a needle in a Haystack

      >> Such a floating USB flash drive would cost maximum a hundred USD even if equipped with a tiny LED lamp

      You clearly have no idea about safety relevant flight hardware.

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    36. Re:Sure. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      It's planes all the way down!

      Well, that's the very definition of airplane crashes.

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    37. Re:Sure. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Your solution also provides certainty around any potentiial survivors on the aircraft.

    38. Re: Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are the same mindless drones who believe humans are destroying the earth and animals are more important than humans. They have bought the narrative, hook, line and sinker and don't know shit.

    39. Re: Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dolphins could swim there faster.

    40. Re: Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just that but it is also important to find the crashed plane. If the cause can be determined then that knowledge can prevent other accidents if it is a flaw in design or procedure. Eg if sensors iced over alter their design so that is less likely to happen or heat them.

    41. Re:Sure. by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      If the problem is that we don't know where the plane crashed and are looking for it, then adding one more piece of debris at the crash site isn't going to do us any good at all

      Except all the other bits of debris aren't transmitting GPS signals!

      since GPS signals don't penetrate very far through water, meaning that the data would be useless garbage.

      It records the lat,long and altitude every few second throughout the flight. The last reading tells you where the plane crashed.

      Are you off your meds?

    42. Re:Sure. by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      I meant GPS data.

    43. Re:Sure. by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      We spend that money looking for survivors. Believe it or not people do survive plane crashes

      A year later?
      They are still searching for MH370.
      A deployable, floating "black box" with a radio beacon would run for weeks,
      and would have been found within a few days of the crash.

    44. Re: Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea they already have that. It's called... Wait for it... A black box.

    45. Re:Sure. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Except all the other bits of debris aren't transmitting GPS signals!

      Neither was this one, if you re-read the summary. Which was my point.

    46. Re: Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two very radically different views on Climate Change: on one side, you, have dirtbags such as Rush Limbaugh, Trump, and Fox News that will state anything unequivocally so long as there is, some profit to be made: support from the fossil fuel industry.

      On the other, side you have THOUSANDS of climatologists all over the planet telling us that we've really, seriously started to tip the planet in a, direction we, may not be able to recover from.

      With such polar opposites to listen to, which ones would it make more sense to believe? A multi-billion-dollar industry that stands to lose huge profits if they are found to he negatively screwing with our air, our water and our entire planet? Should we listen to Trump and other industrialists who have no background in climatology, and stand in front of cameras waving their hands, bellowing that climate change is a FRAUD?! Did Trump hire a bunch of unbiased scientists to parse this out and really use some intelligence to come to a reliable conclusion? Who are these people who are foaming at the mouth, insisting that industry should be able to do whatever they want so long as they have money to be made and are willing to pad the pockets of hundreds of politicians?

    47. Re:Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you just send some boats to the great floating trash heap in the ocean and start looking for drives. It might take some time but eventually a drive will end up there. To make locating drives easier you fish out all that garbage and dispose of it properly. Win win all around.

      I think there is a good idea in the post. Redundancy. Why have only 2 black boxes? They have to be extremly well designed and expensive to survive nearly every possible crash. Why not have many cheap black boxes. Have some that are fire resistant, some that float in water, some with balloons that rise in the air, some at the front, some at the back, some on the wings.

    48. Re:Sure. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      And a very expensive clean-up job when there is an unexpected leak.

      If the expansion takes place close to a structural member, you may have an expensive repair too, and have an airframe out of commission for several weeks.

      A couple of years ago, when I was working in tropical Africa there was a party of 6 engineers out from Lufthansa (IIRC) to try to fault find a flame-out on an aircraft engine. They were at it for at least a week, so 6 days * $2000/day (wages), plus 6*6*$250 (rooms + food), plus 6 * 300(seats) * 2 (directions) * $1000 (revenue per seat) , I make that investigation costing $3621000. For an unexplained flame-out

      What's that Lassie? You think this idea should spend some more time on the drawing board?

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  2. It's called a black box by HumanWiki · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Why not record GPS/GLONASS track constantly into a text file on say twenty flash USB drives enclosed into orange styrofoam with the serial aircraft number on it? In case of an accident, these waterproof USB flash drives are released outside overboard. Certainly the text file is encrypted.

    Such a floating USB flash drive would cost maximum a hundred USD even if equipped with a tiny LED lamp; while an aircraft costs millions, and a search may costs billions let alone thousands of tons of burned fossil fuel."

    Congrats, you just reinvented a black box and they don't always surface or float based on impact, depth of water, if it's caught in something or the blame hit with such violence that there wasn't much left.

    1. Re:It's called a black box by HumanWiki · · Score: 1

      LOL @ Myself.. "the blame hit with such violence that there wasn't much left."

      I mean to say plane

    2. Re:It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great, but I tend to look at these situations from a basic, common sense perspective. When you're spending other people's money -- and being paid handsomely to do so -- the concept of waste doesn't exist. After all, the more you spend, no matter what you spend it on, you (as the spender) win.

    3. Re:It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have serious doubts those USB drives will be capable of surviving the temperatures of a fire or the kinetic impact these kinds of crashes tend to experience. All the components in a blackbox are more hardened than your average walmart toys.

      They don't design these devices for giggles. Everything you've thought about has been taken into consideration already by multiple people, possibly people with degrees of some sort.

    4. Re:It's called a black box by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 1

      Is there currently TWENTY black boxes on a plane?

      Also, I don't see the point of encrypting the information on those flash drives. Either they're in the plane and have the same type of information as all the other systems already have, or they're floating on the ocean so that people can find them to help find a missing plane.

    5. Re:It's called a black box by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 0

      Not true - the OP said ORANGE :)

    6. Re:It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I liked the original version better.

    7. Re:It's called a black box by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2

      Such a floating USB flash drive would cost maximum a hundred USD even if equipped with a tiny LED lamp

      ^ Says the person who doesn't know anything about what it costs to install equipment to an airliner...

      It would probably add $50,000 to the price of each airplane, for something so rarely used...

    8. Re:It's called a black box by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I've seen them walk the so-called "black box" through the passenger cabin before. It's actually orange. Or at least the one I saw was.

    9. Re:It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Congrats, you just reinvented a black box

      Eh, no, he hasn't. The black box is a flight recorder - recording a crap ton of data to facilitate investigations into accidents. The common ones in use in commercial aircraft are not designed to float in the first place - having to be incredibly robust. While they have an underwater locator beacon attached - their primary purpose is not to help locate the aircraft - as you need to be fairly close to the thing in the first place (within a few kms - yes, that seems like it is a problem in very deep water) and they only work for 30 days.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_locator_beacon#Maximum_detection_range

      What the poster is proposing is a cheap system to 'spam the last recorded GPS coordinates of the plane' in a way that would persist a long time. And would help with finding the actual black box long after the fact. If done correctly, it would be almost impossible for _all_ of them to be destroyed or sink, as there are always bits of plane left over.

      Doesn't mean that his idea isn't flawed and presumably aviation experts have already discarded similar ideas.

    10. Re:It's called a black box by Salgak1 · · Score: 0

      "There are entirely too many motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking blame. . . ."

      Sorry, just not Metal enough (grin)

    11. Re:It's called a black box by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I buy into the idea, but if someone goes forward with it I'd at least like the flash drive information to be digitally signed somehow so that it can be proven not to have been simply made up as a macabre joke.

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    12. Re:It's called a black box by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Informative

      USB drives wouldn't survive anyway. Heat from a fire would kill them. Sudden deceleration would rip the components off the circuit board. Electrical faults would fry them. The USB connector itself is not waterproof anyway. Splash proof perhaps, but not "submersible to 5000m for months at a time". The connectors they use on black boxes are military grade for this reason, and rather expensive.

      Styrofoam will disintegrate instantly on impact, and melt in heat.

      Black boxes are already as optimized as they can be for cost and recoverability.

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    13. Re:It's called a black box by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why don't they build the ENTIRE PLANE out of USB drives?

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    14. Re:It's called a black box by jopsen · · Score: 1

      Not true - the OP said ORANGE :)

      Yeah, it was really stupid to paint the box black :)

    15. Re:It's called a black box by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Such a floating USB flash drive would cost maximum a hundred USD even if equipped with a tiny LED lamp

      ^ Says the person who doesn't know anything about what it costs to install equipment to an airliner...

      It would probably add $50,000 to the price of each airplane, for something so rarely used...

      Just a ballpark figure: $200 for gps, $200 for 2 way satphone, $200 for hardened case, $200 for 30 day battery, and $200 for long range antenna and everything else I forgot. So that's about $1000 per unit. For 20 of them we are up to 20k and I seriously doubt you can get all that for the prices I quoted. This doesn't include installation, maintenance, or the added weight of having 20 primitive black boxes on every airplane. As far as an inert object like a usb drive, I think the OP doesn't realize how big the ocean is. Even if it survived the impact, a small 2ft by 2ft piece of orange foam is basically invisible. They are having a hard time finding an entire plane. It would likely never make it to shore and even if it did it would likely be destroyed by the salt water and more importantly, they want to know what happened now not 10 years from now.

    16. Re:It's called a black box by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Just a ballpark figure: $200 for gps, $200 for 2 way satphone, $200 for hardened case, $200 for 30 day battery, and $200 for long range antenna and everything else I forgot.

      That isn't how it works...

      Nothing can be attached to an aircraft for that little...

    17. Re:It's called a black box by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. As an example, fuel monitoring units for an A380 cost $250,000. Each. You can fit one in the palm of your hand...

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    18. Re:It's called a black box by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      IIRC (I worked at Sundstrand Data Control back in the 90s, they were, at that time, the biggest supplier of data recorders for aircraft) there are typically 2 - one cockpit voice recorder, and one flight data recorder. SOMETIMES there were redundant data recorders. But rarely. Of course, they were wickedly hardened, essentially flame-and-heatproof, and the recording media at the time (metal foil or magnetic tape) was impervious to any kind of damage short of pulling it all out and running it through a shredder. You could still get data off of it even if it was cut in two.

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    19. Re:It's called a black box by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      After the big fire they do end up quite black, however,,,

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    20. Re:It's called a black box by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 2

      You clearly have no idea just how expensive electronics certified for aviation use are. You can't just take the $200 Garmin you can buy on amazon and use it in an aircraft. The cheapest GPS unit I've been able to find (Admittedly in just 5-10 minutes of searching.) thats suitable for this use case 's the Trig TN70, which retails for $3119. So we've already blown your estimate by a factor of 3. And that's just for the receiver/processor module. It doesn't include the antenna, wiring, power, mounting, and so on; to say nothing of the rest of your equipment list.

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    21. Re:It's called a black box by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

      Er...whoosh?

    22. Re:It's called a black box by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      You clearly have no idea just how expensive electronics certified for aviation use are. You can't just take the $200 Garmin you can buy on amazon and use it in an aircraft. The cheapest GPS unit I've been able to find (Admittedly in just 5-10 minutes of searching.) thats suitable for this use case 's the Trig TN70, which retails for $3119. So we've already blown your estimate by a factor of 3. And that's just for the receiver/processor module. It doesn't include the antenna, wiring, power, mounting, and so on; to say nothing of the rest of your equipment list.

      My point *was* to lowball it but even then it becomes insanely expensive. Even if you mass produce them and skip on the "aviation certified" versions, it still can't be done at a reasonable price point. Even if all we want is a long range beacon that can be picked up in space, we're still talking several hundred dollars. Even an off the shelf satphone runs into the hundreds of dollars. And again, if we're talking something passive, then the airplane itself is already a giant pile of passive debris.

    23. Re:It's called a black box by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Nah, I knew you were being silly, but I'm not a fan of punchlines that depend on the listener's ignorance of the facts, hence my response.

    24. Re:It's called a black box by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. As an example, fuel monitoring units for an A380 cost $250,000. Each. You can fit one in the palm of your hand...

      My $50K figure was meant to counterbalance the "hundreds of USD" the OP provided...

      Yes, $50K is probably low, but it is several orders of magnitude higher. :)

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      There is an estimate to install such a thing at $60K per airplane if you do 500 airplanes.

    25. Re:It's called a black box by dfm3 · · Score: 2

      No. Then they'd have to turn around 3 times before successfully landing on the runway, and they'd always be getting lost...

    26. Re:It's called a black box by taustin · · Score: 1

      Styrofoam will disintegrate instantly on impact, and melt in heat.

      Doesn't Styrofoam explode with sharp impacts?

    27. Re:It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or better yet, they could do their visit over a video chat like the government is about to make inmates in prison do.... just stop people from traveling... problem solved ;)

    28. Re:It's called a black box by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      GPS tags on 1000 snakes roaming free on every plane.

    29. Re:It's called a black box by operagost · · Score: 1

      It would say 747 on the outside, then you get inside and find out it's really a 757.

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    30. Re:It's called a black box by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Black boxes are already as optimized as they can be for cost and recoverability.

      Indeed they are, but they're not built to be easy to find. Something that's designed to break away from the plane in a crash, float and be easy to spot might not tell you why the plane crashed, but if it's found soon after the crash it will tell searchers where to look for the rest of the wreckage. Give it a battery operated beacon and a sea anchor to minimize drift and will be easy to find under most weather conditions and should stay fairly close to where the crash happened.

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    31. Re:It's called a black box by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Optimized at the time they were manufactured and probably never updated.

      If nothing else, battery advances over the last 10 years would probably double black box lifespan from 30 to 60 days.

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    32. Re:It's called a black box by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Black boxes are designed to survive and record as much as possible. It's difficult to incorporate breaking away in that. Under what circumstances would you break away, and how? Water logging could just mean there is a leak or high humidity for some reason. Most stuff that breaks away like that requires explosive bolts, which won't be easy to get past safety requirements. They would have to be quite powerful too probably, to eject the box out of the hull (through a door held shut by water pressure perhaps).

      Also note that the aircraft's hull protects the black box from damage during the crash. Instead of the box hitting the ground/water at 1000 kph, the hull absorbs much of that energy and helps the box survive.

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    33. Re:It's called a black box by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The big advances have been with lithium batteries, which can't be used because lithium is too volatile. It has to survive a crash without the battery destroying the insides due to fire or leakage. Also, the battery has to work in extreme cold at the bottom of the ocean or in the freezing Arctic circle (many aircraft take that route from Europe to the Far East, for example) and many battery chemistries don't cope well with that.

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    34. Re:It's called a black box by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with the black box, it's just that it's designed to survive practically anything rather than being as easy as possible to locate, and it's hard to see how you could make it do both. My thought was to leave it alone to do what it does so well and add a second piece of emergency gear designed to help searchers locate the crash site. Then, if there's no other wreckage visible, they can send divers or underwater drones to locate it and recover the black box.

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    35. Re:It's called a black box by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Styrofoam will disintegrate instantly on impact, and melt in heat.

      Doesn't Styrofoam explode with sharp impacts?

      Only if it's dipped in liquid nitrogen first

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    36. Re:It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not reserve a portion of the HF bands for aircraft to frequently announce their position when flying over water?

    37. Re:It's called a black box by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      No. Then they'd have to turn around 3 times before successfully landing on the runway, and they'd always be getting lost...

      Or they'd have to take off and land three or four times on different runways before air traffic control can see their beacon...

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    38. Re: It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's orange on the outside and black on the inside. A bit like a box of gift chocolates.

    39. Re: It's called a black box by jsh1972 · · Score: 1

      Couldn't the whole thing be embedded in some type of fire resistant epoxy puck? Nothing would be ripping free from anything else and it'd probably be pretty waterproof to boot.

    40. Re:It's called a black box by stooo · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      "A beacon is typically supplied with electrical power by a lithium battery, which needs to be replaced after several (DK120/six) years"
      Why would Lithium not be used ? it's the best technology for this specific job, has the best shelf life, and temperature range.

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    41. Re:It's called a black box by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      There are different types of lithium battery, ranging from those little coin cells to high density primary cells to rechargables. The ones where all the big improvements have been made are not the ones with the stable, safe chemistry. Sorry, should have been clearer in my original reply.

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    42. Re: It's called a black box by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea. It's called "potting" and it is used to protect electronics. In fact I imagine that current black boxes pot some of their electronics. The problem is that it makes them unservicable, and it doesn't make stuff waterproof because even if the epoxy is you need to have a cable coming out to connect it to other stuff. Basically the only way to waterproof stuff like that is a waterproof connector, and the ones that work at 4000m below sea level are really expensive. In fact the epoxy might be crushed at that depth.

      It's a really hard problem.

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    43. Re:It's called a black box by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Congrats, you just reinvented a black box and they don't always surface or float based on impact, depth of water,

      Black boxes don't float. They are made of metal.
      Half a dozen small plastic boxes, each with a microSD card that records copies of the major flight data,
      and each equipped with a homing beacon would guarantee that at least one would make it to the surface and be found.

    44. Re:It's called a black box by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      I have serious doubts those USB drives will be capable of surviving the temperatures

      You only have fires when the plane crashes on land, in which case it's pretty easy to find.

      or the kinetic impact these kinds of crashes tend to experience

      A 0.1 gram microSD card in a small plastic box with a radio beacon will have negligible momentum at any speed.

      Everything you've thought about has been taken into consideration already by multiple people, possibly people with degrees of some sort.

      And who are held back by a hidebound airline industry.

    45. Re:It's called a black box by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Even if it survived the impact, a small 2ft by 2ft piece of orange foam is basically invisible.

      Nothing is "invisible" if it is continuously transmitting it's GPS coordinates.

    46. Re:It's called a black box by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      We are talking about an addition of a few thousand to a 40 million dollar aircraft. That's roughly 1/100 of one percent.

    47. Re:It's called a black box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People with degrees of some sort"? That implies to me that the common sense approach would not have been considered.

    48. Re:It's called a black box by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      OP obviously didn't mean a "USB drive" literally.

      A more likely scenario would be a small foam-filled plastic box with a microUSB inside that records lat, long and altitude every few seconds.
      Each would have an emergency beacon that transmits the last location of the plane before it crashed. A half dozen of these distributed
      around the fuselage would pretty well guarantee that at least one would survive.

      The weight of this would be so tiny ( a few grams) and have so little momentum that crash deceleration would have a negligible effect.
      Actual "black boxes" are made of metal and weigh several kilograms.

      And fires only occur when a plane crashes on land, in which case it will be pretty damn easy to find anyway.

    49. Re:It's called a black box by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Black boxes are designed to survive and record as much as possible. It's difficult to incorporate breaking away in that.

      Good god, man. Nobody is talking about replacing existing black boxes, only adding floating beacons to make it easier to find.

    50. Re:It's called a black box by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Even if it survived the impact, a small 2ft by 2ft piece of orange foam is basically invisible.

      Nothing is "invisible" if it is continuously transmitting it's GPS coordinates.

      Which is exactly why I said a passive "usb drive" isn't going to work. A passive device is basically invisible. Something that can transmit it's GPS signal is going to cost AT LEAST $1k for a consumer grade device which means a minimum of 20k per plane for 20 of such devices and likely considerably more if we're talking about something actually hardened and reliable.

    51. Re:It's called a black box by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 1

      We are talking about an addition of a few thousand to a 40 million dollar aircraft. That's roughly 1/100 of one percent.

      More like $60,000, this question is not new and it has been asked before...

      It also adds ongoing expense, it is something else to monitor, maintain, and it adds weight which costs fuel (even if not very much, it adds something)...

    52. Re: It's called a black box by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      As AmiMoJo says, it's called "potting". It's not waterproof below a few hundred feet and a few hours. That's why it's not used in (for example) the sort of ROVs that would actually be used to collect any located debris on the seabed.

      You want electronics to work to 3,4,5,11 km below surface, you need a rigid canister (and for depths below about 7km, that's ceramic ; battleship armour isn't rigid enough) with a closure that you seal with several 'O'-rings. How you get your signals in and out? Well that's why optical fibre was a huge step forward when it was introduced, because it halved the failure rate. You still get leaks on the power lines, but you can tolerate losing a couple of hundred volts to contact resistance through corrosion.

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    53. Re: It's called a black box by jsh1972 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after I thought about it some more I figured on ceramics as well, didn't consider optical though. Would anodes help the corrosion? (All my experience with underwater crap is limited to ~100' lol)

    54. Re: It's called a black box by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Anodes are great for cheaply protecting cheap (mild) steel for 10 years at a time. ROVs and the like are built out of much better quality materials. 516-stainless steel, phosphor bronze and where necessary (e.g. power connectors), gold plating that would make a commodity circuit board manufacturer's toes curl. An ounce of gold on a million dollars worth of machinery is nothing - you'd lose more in manpower alone on one avoidable re-opening and re-closing of a connector.

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    55. Re: It's called a black box by jsh1972 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. Genuinely informative.

    56. Re: It's called a black box by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I apologise for raising the level of discourse on Slashdot from the gutter it normally resides in.

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  3. Insurance, that's why. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta make sure they're really dead before paying out.

    1. Re:Insurance, that's why. by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      relevant
      Strangely, doesn't cite WTF Wikimapedia?!

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  4. Kickstart that... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Let's reinvent the wheel. It's not like we have anything better to do.

  5. Re: Because Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And love the jetset.

  6. Missing the bigger picture by vittorio882011 · · Score: 1

    What about the Aircraft certified equipment that is required to write to and/or power the USB drives? It is very difficult to install a new device in an airplane, and new devices must go through a lot of testing. I also don't think it would be easy to find these USB drives. I think we just need better satelite coverage.

  7. Don't use fossil fuels then by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    Send in the drones. Make them solar powered so they can loiter.

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    1. Re:Don't use fossil fuels then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. If there are clouds you'll have to fly below the deck which means no sunlight for extended period of times. To do the job effectively you'll also need infrared as well as daylight cameras and side scan radars would be helpful as well. All of those are going to kill the power/weight limitations of current solar powered drones. There's also the bigger issue what if you find survivors and you don't have rescuers on station? All kinds of political hell will surface if you just have a drone circling people in the water. Drones could be sent out ahead while manned equipment gears up but you'll always have to have manned planes in the vicinity for these kinds of searches.

    2. Re:Don't use fossil fuels then by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      With enough panels normal daylight is sufficient. You can build the thing as big as you need, even big enough to drop supplies. Regardless, a circling drone is still better than nothing. Being found is a big step in the right direction.

      And as far as airliners are concerned, there is no reason not to keep them under constant satellite tracking. It would make the search effort so much easier. I don't understand the resistance to doing so. But then it took over 35 years of cockpit invasions just to put in a decent door with a lock. So I don't expect swift progress in this area.

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    3. Re:Don't use fossil fuels then by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      With enough panels* normal daylight is sufficient. You can build the thing as big as you need, even big enough to drop supplies.

      *aka "sails"

      Panels big enough to provide enough power to support the tech required to do a decent search would require even more power to combat the effect of even a light breeze. I wouldn't think that's a reducing equation, but admittedly I haven't crunched the numbers. Unless you were envisioning a multi-pass, blimp-like search, where the devices are dropped off upwind, then collected downwind of the target areas, only to be cycled back upwind and start over again? That...could be feasible. Hmm...

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  8. Numerous bits of ignorance. by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) You spend cash, you burn fuel. Trying to combine environmental concerns with this issue is a POOR idea. It's not a major cause of fossil fuel use, there are far better ways to reduce fossils fuels. These are two separate issues - a) fossil fuels and b) finding lost aircraft.

    2) Your limited concept of a black box is clearly not the answer. It demonstrates ignorance about many of the issues involved, including weight, time, floating recovery, ejection from sinking aircraft, etc. A far simpler solution is to simply have all planes continuously broadcast their GPS location whenever they go below a certain altitude or descend too quickly. Have them broadcast using a satellite phone system that covers the ENTIRE world - including the oceans, of course. Yes this would require some new satellites - but it is a global problem that the UN could easily solve with money.

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    1. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by starless · · Score: 1

      A far simpler solution is to simply have all planes continuously broadcast their GPS location whenever they go below a certain altitude or descend too quickly. Have them broadcast using a satellite phone system that covers the ENTIRE world - including the oceans, of course. Yes this would require some new satellites - but it is a global problem that the UN could easily solve with money.

      What is the reason existing Iridium satellites, or geostationary communication satellites can't be used to provide a near continuous transmission of at least basic data (position, speed, etc.) at a modest update rate? I'd guess even if few kbs rate would be plenty.

    2. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      Iridium and all other civilian satellite systems (to my knowledge - and clearly I don't know jack about the military and/or espionage satellites) do not cover all the oceans Most don't cover Antartica either. Simply not enough people there to make it worth their effort.

      The Atlantic is small, and mostly covered, but large areas of the Pacific Ocean are not covered by satellite phone systems.

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    3. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by DaHat · · Score: 1

      What is the reason existing Iridium satellites, or geostationary communication satellites can't be used to provide a near continuous transmission of at least basic data (position, speed, etc.) at a modest update rate? I'd guess even if few kbs rate would be plenty.

      Cost.

      It's also part of ADS-B which will make it cheaper in future, however all things like this take time.

    4. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by slew · · Score: 5, Informative

      A far simpler solution is to simply have all planes continuously broadcast their GPS location whenever they go below a certain altitude or descend too quickly. Have them broadcast using a satellite phone system that covers the ENTIRE world - including the oceans, of course. Yes this would require some new satellites - but it is a global problem that the UN could easily solve with money.

      What is the reason existing Iridium satellites, or geostationary communication satellites can't be used to provide a near continuous transmission of at least basic data (position, speed, etc.) at a modest update rate? I'd guess even if few kbs rate would be plenty.

      Commercial aircraft *already* do broadcast pretty much continuously using ACARS...

      The problem is twofold
      1. Planes fly very high and go fast and they have wings which generate aerodynamic lift which result in a huge search area when something goes wrong and they stop sending these pings...
      2. The ACARS system is very old and currently doesn't transmit GPS information and the location determined by a combination of radar and triangulation. The newer ADS-B system will remedy this as it adds tracking information, but is currently only being deployed now and does not exist in older aircraft.

      In fact ADS-B is *already* planned to link with iridium satellites (with newer satellites to be launched in the next few years), but up-linking with geosync satelllite isn't very practical (because they are very far away, and they don't launch new ones very often)...

      But of course /.-readers have the whole world figured out already, so maybe we can lobby scrap the ADS-B system and equip all new aircraft with USB sticks instead...

    5. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by MountainLogic · · Score: 1

      Indeed InMarSat and other providers have been providing much of this "ping home" capability for some time. The airlines have to be willing (or forced) to pay for it and then to not fly without using it. While ping home vastly simplifies the where was the craft it leave the issues open: 1) due to limited bandwidth not all data is sent and 2) what happened after/if the sat link fails. Black boxes can continue to capture reams of data after the sat comm has lost power/fallen off/been turned off by the pilot so they focus on slightly different issues.

    6. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by Strider- · · Score: 5, Informative

      Both Iridium and Orbcomm are truly global systems. Iridium satellites are in 86.9 degree orbits, and with 66 of them in active service, they provide pole to pole coverage. In fact, some of the early phones had a firmware bug that would cause them to get all confused in polar regions because they had so many satellites to choose from, and Iridium only allows hand-off between satellites going in the same general direction. Not a problem in most of the world, but at the poles, yes.

      The only place where there may be issues with Iridium is over China, but that's due to licensing and legal restrictions placed by the government there, not due to any technical reason.

      What you're probably thinking about is Globalstar, which is not global in reach. With Globalstar, your handset/earth station must be within single-hop distance to one of their earth-based gateways (Ie the satellite must be able to see you and a gateway at the same time). This means there is a large coverage gap in the mid pacific ocean.

      Because Iridium uses inter-satellite links, all civilian traffic downlinks through their gateway in Tempe Arizona, and DoD downlinks through an earth station in Hawaii. If you make an Iridium to Iridium call, there is a good chance that it will get routed directly through the satellite constellation and never go through Tempe (or Hawaii).

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    7. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by starless · · Score: 1

      Iridium and all other civilian satellite systems (to my knowledge - and clearly I don't know jack about the military and/or espionage satellites) do not cover all the oceans Most don't cover Antartica either.

      Do you have a reference for that? Since Iridium satellites are in polar orbits they cross the entire Earth, and the wikipedia page at least claims global coverage including the poles.

      And a page at the Iridium site claims:

      Iridium is the only satellite communications provider capable of offering critical air-to-ground flight safety voice and data service to commercial aircraft around the globe.

      https://www.iridium.com/soluti...

    8. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by tnyquist83 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Iridium has 66 sats in low polar orbits, giving them 100% coverage of the Earth's surface, Inmarsat used geostationary orbits and has coverage of most of the Earth within ~80 degrees of the equator. In the MH370 case, the last communications received were from the Inmarsat terminal on the plane. The problem is that the signals didn't have location data, and the services that would provide locations were disabled.

      As most countries migrate to ADS-B, there will be more planes regularly transmitting their current location. There is also an ongoing effort to add ADS-B reception to the Iridium network so they don't have to rely on ground stations.

      The only real changes that are needed now is to make sure transponders can't be turned off in flight.

    9. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      ... a global problem that the UN could easily solve with money.

      Perhaps the funniest thing ever said on /.

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    10. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by gurps_npc · · Score: 3

      I was in fact referencing Globalstar and had assumed it was the same for the other systems.

      Thank you for educating me.

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    11. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a shortwave radio-based mesh network between all the planes in the sky? Those with satellite access can send the coordinates to the control center.

    12. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      VERY few planes actually fly through the middle of the Pacific, and none that I know of transit over Antarctica. About the closest you get to "middle of Pacific" is a hop towards Fiji, from Hawaii. Most other flights tend to follow a great circle and end up being within a few hundred miles of a coastline.

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    13. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Iridium service is 100% global, even on the north and south poles. It uses a large constellation of low earth orbit satellites.

      Inmarsat has no coverage north of 75 degrees N and south of 50 degrees S latitude.

    14. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ACARS transmits information. It's commonplace for positional data downlinked over ACARS to be the primary navigational system's position at the time the downlink is sent. Nowadays, that's typically a GPS position.

    15. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by MarkRose · · Score: 2

      The new Iridium NEXT satellites should be in place by the end of 2017. Nav Canada is going to use the ADS-B service to monitor northern air space starting in 2018.

      With four Iridum satellites in range, it should be possible to do MLAT positioning even with the old ADS-B.

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    16. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by slew · · Score: 1

      ACARS transmits information. It's commonplace for positional data downlinked over ACARS to be the primary navigational system's position at the time the downlink is sent. Nowadays, that's typically a GPS position.

      Are you sure that they use GPS positions? I thought nearly all ACARS position reports are made manually by current aircraft an thus are generally waypoints. The newer ADS-B are of course more automated and thus use GPS positions.

    17. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by fizzup · · Score: 1

      ...none that I know of transit over Antarctica.

      AKL-EZE does.

    18. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by s122604 · · Score: 1

      Commercial airlines are much more comfortable flying over the north pole than the south, lots of airports to divert to...
      Flights that by great-circle route should fly over the heart of the Antarctic usually divert somewhat.

    19. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't... It actually seems like Perth to Santiago will cross - the other flights just skim the edge of the continent.

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    20. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      The two ideas are not mutually exclusive.

      You can have continuous monitoring along with redundant, floating boxes that each contain a
      copy of the black box data along with a radio beacon the transmits the last GPS location before the crash.

    21. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The only real changes that are needed now is to make sure transponders can't be turned off in flight.

      ... until the first plane that crashes because the transponder suffered a short circuit and couldn't be switched off.

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    22. Re:Numerous bits of ignorance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty much all automated these days, at least whenever data reports are concerned. The aircraft position is derived from whatever GNSS, navaid, or INS data is available and this position is then used by the comm system when a position report is sent, regardless of how it is initiated (ATC request, ADS-C contract, manual action, etc.). The flight crew typically doesn't fat finger this stuff in anymore because it takes too long and is too prone to error. ADS-B's implementation details are driven by requirements for data quality (latency, accuracy, integrity, etc.) more than the amount of automation.

  9. Completely and Utterly Clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would love to but please tell that to ICAO and the FAA and every other civil aviation regulatory authority on the planet. This has got to be some of the most clueless garbage I've seen on Slashdot in years, obviously from someone whose only experience with aerospace is as self-loading cargo. What we should be doing is extending ACARS and other technologies to stream critical information via satellite to relevant stakeholders at nearly all times and have authorities mandate its usage for carriers if they want to fly in their airspace. Sure, we can already do it now but it costs money and we don't do anything unless a regulator forces us to.

  10. sat phone by sageFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If we are playing this game, then why not have all that data being sent through a sat phone link real time?

    1. Re:sat phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. A million times over.

      It's freakin' insane with the amount of connectivity that we have these days that the data goes down with the fucking plane.

      Seriously. Some folks need to get their heads out of the mid-1900s and into this century (and millennium even!) and get this data logged "off-site" in real time. Then we'd know immediately where these fucking planes are when they go down. And why.

    2. Re:sat phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before anyone says anything about the amount of data, the only data that really needs streaming real-time is location data. All of the flight telemetry data can still be recorded on the black boxes. The real-time location data would just make finding the telemetry data a million times easier than it is now, when flights go down over the ocean and take 2 years to be found (Air France Flight 447) if at all (Malaysia Airlines Flight 370).

    3. Re:sat phone by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

      Last time I flew through lots of clouds, why not just store it in one of those ?

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    4. Re:sat phone by PPH · · Score: 1

      Connectivity sucks over the ocean. There aren't cell towers every few miles. Satellites work, but the only real players are Inmarsat and Iridium. Neither of them are going to give their bandwidth away for free. And as MH370 demonstrated, if it is an intentional aircraft downing, disabling the system is easy for a knowledgeable terrorist.

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    5. Re:sat phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither of them are going to give their bandwidth away for free.

      Send only metadata. Problem solved.

    6. Re:sat phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is more challenging than it sounds, but they could make disabling the up-link impossible from the interior of the plane. GPS, up-link, and power-supply would be only accessible by ground crew.

    7. Re:sat phone by Agent0013 · · Score: 0

      And as MH370 demonstrated, if it is an intentional aircraft downing, disabling the system is easy for a knowledgeable terrorist.

      Or the US government black ops, as may be the case in that plane disappearance.

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    8. Re:sat phone by PPH · · Score: 1

      GPS, up-link, and power-supply would be only accessible by ground crew.

      Pilots (and airlines) have some real problems with power sources that they cannot disconnect in the event of fire.

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    9. Re:sat phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except that sat phones would not be able to handle the volume.
      We here in civilized countries where cell towers are as abundant as trees
      (and some are even real trees) assume it's the same everywhere. No so.
      Even though it would be a sat phone, each device would have to have a
      unique id and have an "open" channel always. That "legacy" communication
      channel wasn't engineered for that number of connections..

      CAP === 'micros'

    10. Re:sat phone by sageFool · · Score: 1

      even at consumer sat phone internet data rates it wouldn't be that expensive vs the cost of the flight. You can get hours worth of gps coordinates (16 bytes + much larger overhead for connecting) every 30 seconds crammed into a megabyte.

    11. Re:sat phone by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Give it a little battery backup then in case the main power needs to be shut off. Pilots have no control over all the phones and laptops in the cabin and they manage to deal with that, a little satellite radio wouldn't be any different.

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    12. Re:sat phone by PPH · · Score: 1

      Pilots have no control over all the phones and laptops in the cabin

      They do in the event of a fire. Put it in a metal container and pour water on it.

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    13. Re:sat phone by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      The one suggestion that I haven't seen (yet) that would be workable and proof against a single mad pilot (or whatever truly happened to MH370) would be to have TWO data link systems. Which you probably would have for redundancy. One in the cockpit, with a circuit breaker in the normal rack of CBs. And the other at the very far end of the plane with it's circuit breaker within a few feet and accessible to the cabin crew - probably the purser. Hook up alarms if either or both are turned off, which sound at both cockpit and aft cabin crew station.

      Yes, you do need to be able to turn them off if they develop a fault. But otherwise, a mad pilot still wouldn't be able to turn off both systems without having to walk the length of the plane.

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  11. When all of the systems fail... by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

    ...what deploys the USB drives?

    You're stuck with a common dilemma - do you eject on a single failure and lose your entire record if there's an in-flight on on-the-ground anomoly? Do you have to have impact before failure, and if so what monitors the plane statistics when the main systems go down? Can you guarantee that the ejection would be safe AND effective (upside down - ejects into ground)?

    The black boxes DO have radio beacons that aid in tracking, and they're a good bit better for tracking than the relying on visibility of a fist-sized piece of dayglo orange styrofoam with an led blinker.

    You should look up "flight search and recovery" on Google - it will give you all the information you need to finish that 5th grade report on airplanes you're writing.

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    1. Re:When all of the systems fail... by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      The black boxes DO have radio beacons that aid in tracking, and they're a good bit better for tracking than the relying on visibility of a fist-sized piece of dayglo orange styrofoam with an led blinker.

      You idiot - the foam-filled boxes will have radio beacons to make it easy to locate. And they would only be ejected when a plane hits water.
      If a plane hits the ground, it's pretty fucking obvious where it crashed.

  12. Otherwise CNN would go out of business by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1

    Just Another Government Subsidy. Shouldn't the airlines have to pay for the cost of finding the wreckage of their planes? I think that would have some interesting effects on aircraft maintenance. Or - heh - you could choose the cheaper airline that takes the "shit happens" approach.

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    1. Re:Otherwise CNN would go out of business by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I rather have a government funded proffesional or military SAR service searching for me than having the same guys searching who managed to lose my plane already.
      Why the government hate? The military already has a SAR section ... and needs it anyway. Why not utilize it for civilian reason?

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  13. Better idea - buddy system by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Why not require every plane to fly in tandem with some other plane? That way if one gets lost you have an external observer. You could even make one of the planes an entirely luxury first-class plane with a pool and huge windows, so the people from the other plane can watch the first class plane having a good time.

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  14. Discuss solutions by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has got to be some of the most clueless garbage I've seen on Slashdot in years, obviously from someone whose only experience with aerospace is as self-loading cargo.

    It could also be from a teenager trying to ask a legitimate question to a website full of smart people, or someone from an underdeveloped area who was taught about energy conservation but doesn't grasp the complexities of aircraft construction.

    I'm not suggesting we be like StackExchange, but we're the smart people in the room and are known for +5 insightful posts that look at all sides of an issue.

    The OP does have a point: we seem to spend a lot of time looking for planes when they go down, and there seems to be a lot of common-sense technological solutions that could be implemented.

    I hear there are pilots and aircraft engineers on this site. Maybe we could, you know, discuss solutions?

    1. Re:Discuss solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except this idea is so patently stupid. Seriously? USB memory sticks? A tiny lamp? We're building aircraft and SAR systems here, not a weekend hackaday project. As for solutions, they've been known for years, nearly decades. The problem is politics and that's what we should be talking about, not dumb ideas like this.

    2. Re:Discuss solutions by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      We're known for +5 Insightful that agrees with the majority political opinion of Slashdot as filtered by who has mod points at the time, often to the hilarious effect that the highly-rated comments are stupid and defective. I'm pretty sure *many* of the people who are nodding and agreeing with me on economics comments are just happy I touched their feel-good liberal or feel-good conservative standpoint in some aspect, so I get modded up for saying "minimum wage is bad" or "we need a better welfare system" with big words, instead of for actually being right.

      "Hey, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, but floating USB drives sound like a great idea because I'm a self-proclaimed nerd surrounded by old ISA cards" is a political opinion, too.

    3. Re:Discuss solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we should be doing is extending ACARS and other technologies to stream critical information via satellite to relevant stakeholders at nearly all times and have authorities mandate its usage for carriers if they want to fly in their airspace. Sure, we can already do it now but it costs money and we don't do anything unless a regulator forces us to.

    4. Re:Discuss solutions by orasio · · Score: 2

      I think the discussion in this post is great, and this is why I come back to Slashdot.

      The problem itself is nothing.
      From and engineering standpoint, locating a plane is no big deal. We all know that if we want to find a fallen plane, the best approach is to track it all the time. It's expensive, takes time, but also has a lot of advantages for regulating traffic.

      The fact that this is such an obvious idea and is not being done yet, explains how hard it is to make changes to this kind of thing. It's not for lack of ideas. As always, it's execution that counts.

    5. Re:Discuss solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It could also be from a teenager trying to ask a legitimate question to a website full of smart people

      That's a nice thought, but why would it be posted to Slashdot if the audience was smart people, rather than people who pretend to be smart and talk about using USB drives to track airplanes.

    6. Re:Discuss solutions by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Well, MH370 was a false flag operation. So no amount of GPS and real-time data will tell you anything as it will be faked anyway. They failed to notice they had the wrong widow configuration though, so they could make mistakes in the real-time data faking. But most people and the media will believe what they are told anyway and chalk it up to "conspiracy theory" when the evidence comes out that it was faked.

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    7. Re:Discuss solutions by epine · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure *many* of the people who are nodding and agreeing with me on economics comments are just happy I touched their feel-good liberal or feel-good conservative standpoint in some aspect, so I get modded up for saying "minimum wage is bad" or "we need a better welfare system" with big words, instead of for actually being right.

      Not that the same thing ever happens in scholastic peer review, or a movie studio, or presidential candidate selection.

      The vagaries of social approval are more transparent in certain venues, such as Slashdot, making them A) easier targets to lampoon, and B) old news that the smart money already adequately renormalizes.

      The reality of all this lies so far from conception (in all human spheres), as to call into question that moderation functions—even asymptotically, in the ideal—as a winnowing screen of meritocracy.

      Our attentional filters seem, at best, to be universally biased toward recognition and archetype, with but a side of merit (on a good day). Turns out humans are generally unprepared to imbibe merit undiluted.

      It always shocks me to see an otherwise brilliant person discuss the outcome of a debate within the psychological framework of "how could my adversary not denounce his own position right then and there under the onslaught of my imposing facts?" There's an element of this in both Dawkins and Sam Harris. Hitch was more complex in his views (perforce more realistic), while Dennett gets himself so embroiled in the subterfuge of subtlety I'm not sure he would notice if this were to actually happen on stage.

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    8. Re:Discuss solutions by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      True, but I'd have much rather seen something in the form of an Ask Slashdot asking "How can we solve this issue?", or "Why is this such a hard problem to solve?", rather than throwing out some half-assed answer that took all of 30 seconds to think of. Even the cost figure is ridiculous. At least do the math on the back of a fucking envelope before getting it wrong by orders of magnitude like that. As an example, Operation Tomodachi cost $90 million, and was far more extensive than this search. It shows a profound ignorance and a lack of respect for people who spend their entire professional lives working on such issues, not to mention demonstrating an annoying arrogance all too often found by armchair engineers and geeks.

      Generally speaking, when you think you have an answer to a problem that's so obvious you can't believe no one thought of it before, remember that it's far more likely you haven't thought of some significant problem with your idea than the odds that none of the other billions of people on earth haven't had your particular stroke of genius.

      A little humility would go a long way.

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  15. Bennett Haselton? Is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't seem like it has much critical thought put into it. I'm also kinda wondering how it got posted with just some text in the summary instead of a real link to detail on what it's suggesting...

  16. Good question with stupid solution by waldozer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think the question is bad. The solution is stupid. To me why does it have to be stored on the plane itself? Why can't it be transmitted in flight? Or giant mesh network between planes to swap data?

    1. Re:Good question with stupid solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, that is exactly what has been proposed after the MH370 loss. Continuous telemetry while in the air.

      Cost and bandwidth are the issues.

    2. Re:Good question with stupid solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planes already have transponders...
      And we've been using something called RADAR since World War 2. Governments spend billions of dollars trying to hide planes from it.
      Why do we need another system that brings no new features to the table?

      We spend billions on search and rescue for a few reasons:
      1) To discover why something get lost or went missing so we can prevent it in the future. Planes aren't cheap and fear of flying can kill the airline industry. Airlines want to keep losses at a minimum.
      2) The military is already out there practicing. Searching for something real instead of fake is just a bonus and a good use of their time. Search and rescue gives a bunch of people a lot of experience for handling other things like natural disasters.
      3) To keep lawsuits away.

    3. Re:Good question with stupid solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or giant mesh network between planes to swap data?

      Like ADS-B?

    4. Re:Good question with stupid solution by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Aircraft do transmit data to satellites periodically. It's expensive though. Lots of aircraft, satellites with expensive receivers covering the whole world, on reserved bands... So it's only used for essential engine monitoring and aircraft health data. Minimized to the minimum number of bits possible.

      I don't know if it would be cost effective to include GPS coordinates in the data. It might not help the search that much... If the aircraft electronics fail or it breaks up in mid air, it can travel quite a long way as it falls 11,000m to the ground. Also, these transmissions are spaced very far apart to keep costs down, like once every few hours if there are no serious faults to report. So if it fails suddenly, the last data might be from hours before.

      Mesh network is interesting but the problem is what kind of radio you would use. To get the range you would need very long wavelengths, which means very long antennas. Long antennas mean lots of drag. If you look at some older aircraft they have a wire going form the fuselage to the tip of the tail which is just such an antenna, but modern ones don't because of the drag and resulting cost. Oh, and there are some issues with allocating a band world wide for this too.

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    5. Re:Good question with stupid solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Can't be more expensive than what we spend on search and recovery.

    6. Re:Good question with stupid solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the plane crashes, it has a satellite distress beacon which it will activate. The distress beacon can indicate position, although not to the full accuracy of GPS because bits cost money.

      But FIRST the plane crash has to be _just right_ for the beacon to survive and activate. If it looks like a normal landing, no alert (you don't want a damn air crash rescue helicopter crew triggering every time the crew forget to press the "No, that's fine, it was a safe landing" button right?) and if it's a hard landing, especially into water, the beacon is either destroyed or too damaged to transmit.

      This type of thing works fine very often, and then of course doesn't warrant a Slashdot story. The (still not yet officially in production use) MEOSAR alerting already saved a guy who'd broken his legs and was trapped, exposed in the middle of nowhere. He activated his beacon (which he had because he's not an idiot & knows solo adventures in the wilderness could end badly), and normally there'd be about 1-2 hours delay while he waits for a moving satellite to see the signal, figure out where he is and tell local SAR resources "Hey, beacon #X at position Y,Z, check that out" but the MEOSAR testing meant it was four minutes. Which meant they sent a helicopter out to him before dusk. Which meant they were able to reach him before it was too dark to see, so instead of spending a night cold and terrified hoping rescuers would come at dawn, he spent it in a hospital.

      MEOSAR puts the beacon detectors on the GPS satellites, which means everywhere on Earth will have a MEOSAR satellite able to see any beacon activations instantly within the next 2-3 years. Being on a GPS bird also means they get a very narrow low bitrate down channel. So some day, maybe 10-20 years from now, instead of...

      1000 Fallen. Lots of blood, looks bad. Activate beacon. Scream in pain.
      1100 Man I hope that beacon is working. Tried crawling. Really surprised how much worse it was than just lying here. Stopped screaming because that hurts too
      1200 Was that a helicopter? Hey! Over here!
      1205 I guess that wasn't a helicopter. Man, I could really use some shade right now. Also it'd be great if my water wasn't in the pack I left at the top of the rise
      1210 Tried crawling again. Funny how memory fades. I think I'd rather die than try again
      1255 Is that a helicopter? I did this already didn't I?
      1300 Hooray! Rescued

      1000 Fallen. Lots of blood, looks bad. Activate beacon. Scream in pain.
      1001 Beacon says "Activation detected" which is comforting I guess, at least the beacon works.
      1010 Beacon says "Rescue ETA 15 minutes". I can definitely wait that long, just glad to know someone is coming
      1020 Surely it has been at least an hour? Where the hell are they? So much pain. Considered trying to crawl to a higher position. No. Just no.
      1023 I hear a helicopter. Where is it?
      1024 Beacon says "We see you. Cannot land there. Landing nearby. We see you. Rescue is coming."
      1030 Hooray! Rescued

    7. Re:Good question with stupid solution by Alomex · · Score: 1

      A simplistic solution that at first sounds reasonable to a real important problem, but in retrospect is totally stupid.

      Is that you Donald Trump?

    8. Re:Good question with stupid solution by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Aircraft do transmit data to satellites periodically. It's expensive though.

      More expensive than in-flight internet already supplied on some flights?

    9. Re:Good question with stupid solution by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The difference with in-flight internet is that it's not guaranteed or available world-wide. It's a best effort service, without five 9s uptime.

      I suppose you could argue that it's better than nothing, and wouldn't cost much to set up so might be worth a try. Being quite new I guess no-one has got around to it yet. Maybe a business opportunity there.

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    10. Re:Good question with stupid solution by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Most planes don't crash every flight. We'd be mandating something pretty expensive on a daily basis to avoid the very occasional case like MH370.

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    11. Re:Good question with stupid solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the flights I'm on have offered internet services for $10, and I'm sure the margins on that are huge. A periodic location ping can't really be that expensive...

    12. Re:Good question with stupid solution by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could argue that it's better than nothing

      That's exactly what I'll do right now. Whatever we have going forward needs to be an improvement on what we have right now. Hence rather than throw out the blackbox and replace it with this service why not just implement this service? It may make things better, and if it fails and forces people to rely on the fallback it may spur and improvement in service coverage.

      But all of this is kind of moot. To be perfectly honest air travel is absolutely ludicrously safe. I for one would be in support of not attempting to find planes that go down at all anymore unless there's a change in our safety record for the worse. Or at the very least capping the search costs. Take a look at Australia who are STILL looking for MH370. They've only spent a cool $150million so far of tax payer's money all the while claiming the budget is in crisis and people need their pensions cut.

    13. Re:Good question with stupid solution by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      If the aircraft electronics fail or it breaks up in mid air, it can travel quite a long way as it falls 11,000m to the ground

      A very well understood problem in aerodynamics.

      Also, these transmissions are spaced very far apart to keep costs down, like once every few hours if there are no serious faults to report. So if it fails suddenly, the last data might be from hours before.

      Then transmit it every 5 minutes.
      If a plane can support in-flight internet access (and almost all over-water flights do),
      then sending a few hundred bytes (lat, long, altitude) every few minutes is nothing.

  17. If mere citizens got to approve... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    If mere citizens got to approve all the stupid stuff governments do, there wouldn't be much government left.

    However, in the case of this poster I'm OK if he goes lost and no one bothers to look for him - the naivety it took to develop his original posting is truly Slashdot-worthy.

    1. Re:If mere citizens got to approve... by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      If mere citizens got to approve all the stupid stuff governments do, there wouldn't be much government left.

      No, the other way around. When mere citizens directly, through mob-style-democracy, vote for programs, spending, and services ... they generally set up a bunch of bankrupting entitlements and impossible budget friction that it takes decades to clean up after. See: California.

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    2. Re:If mere citizens got to approve... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      See: California.

      :-) Yes.. Let's see California

      The only time the mob almost ruined California was when they passed Prop. 13 (talk about handouts!). The legacy of subsequent shortfalls lead straight to that every time.

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  18. Why not ... by whoever57 · · Score: 2

    Why not just stream the data to a satellite while flying over water?

    The technology is there. The engines stream data continuously (we know that from MH370).

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  19. Re:Because, we want economy 4.0 and not .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, if you go down that route, then how in the heck do you track/find the USB drive? The answer is luck. To make it more reliable and discoverable, then you'd need to remake the black box and that already exists.

    The better solution is to hook up every plane -- any international flight at a minimum -- to ping a satellite with its GPS (et al) location, pitch, roll, yaw, altitude, air speed, and any other useful metric that they can think of. It should also have way to ping airport land towers (possibly just cellular towers by sending the signal 360 degrees downward) with the same metrics for redundancy.

    This would give the most uptodate information, as well as power some very interesting, near real time flight modeling statistics and the best opportunity for doing predictive analysis when a plane goes missing. Chances are, as long as the system was isolated and not able to be turned off while the engines are on plus ~30 minutes after tripping the off switch (so if someone turns it off, it's only when the engines are off and if they stay of for 30 minutes), then it might even survive long enough to show debris tracking.

  20. Much better idea by johannesg · · Score: 1

    Here's a much better idea: just have the plane constantly online. The passengers will be happier anyway if they can access the internet from the 'comfort' of their seats, and the plane itself can log its location with HQ at any moment. Little telltale signs like, ohh, depressurisation, massive drops in altitude, etc. could immediately start a search and rescue operation, possibly before the impact has even taken place.

    The technology is not only already there, it is in fact already installed on most planes anyway. The only thing missing is automatic and constant reporting of the planes' location.

  21. two reasons by rsilvergun · · Score: 0

    a. Wealthy people fly a lot and they want to know it's safe. Wealthy people matter so we spend billions on the things that matter to them.

    b. Airlines want everyone to know it's safe to fly so they won't think twice about flying. And it's not their money that's getting spent.

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  22. Good Idea by kamakazi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now let us just tweak it a little...

    Sometimes airplane crashes are fiery, styrofoam burns easily, lets wrap them in a tough stainless steel shell.

    Oh, when that shell gets hot, the styrofoam will melt, and the heat will destroy the flash drives. If we use a special wax instead the wax will absorb heat as it changes state, that will protect the drives.

    Hmm, now they don't float, even if we wrap them in something floaty it may get burned/torn off in a crash. We could put an audio transducer in them, and when they get "unplugged" in a crash they could start automatically pinging.

    But just having coordinates won't help us figure out why the plane crashed, lets record a bunch of environmental and control status on them as well.

    Of course it would be nice to be able to cast some light on why the controls were in the state they were in, maybe we should record an audio stream from the cockpit as well.

    Hey, that might be too much data for this single box, lets put 2 of them on the plane, one for enviro/mechanical status and location, and one for the human side of the equation.

    Oh, wait.......

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    1. Re:Good Idea by iTrawl · · Score: 1

      We could still use that floaty thing with coordinates on it though, in addition to this. I'd say to install it in such a way that it doesn't cause any airodynamic drag or anything, but separates from the aircraft in case of a water landing/crashing and goes on its merry way like a letter in a bottle to hopefully wash on a shore and be found hopefully later than never. Maybe it could inflate itself on contact with water to make it easier to spot.

      It would be a bit useless on land, but land is easier to search, so that's OK.

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    2. Re:Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main idea is that there could be several copies. One at each wing tip, for example. Most fires do not burn the entire plane. The chances of finding one are greater if there are more.

    3. Re:Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not have data ejected from tips of wings, nose etc as parts of the ships systems report critical damage types?

  23. Sure It's reinventing the flight recorder, but.... by Catmeat · · Score: 1

    Flight recorders sit in the aircraft's tail - where they're ost likely to survive - and are built to be incredibly tough, to survive pretty much any accident.

    But surely this is a hangover from the earlier era when data recording was done by things that were big, bulky and expensive. Therefore aircraft designers had no choice to put all their eggs in one (very very tough) basket.

    Now data storage devices are tiny, why not have a system that disperses hundreds, each with a copy of the flight data, in the event of an accident? Sure they won't be individually as survivable, but who cares? It's the principle of the baby turtles making their way down the beach - a few are bound to make it.

  24. HAHHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow if this isnt the most shit article on /. to date.

    impressive new low we've found /.

    impressive indeed.

  25. Re:Bennett Haselton? Is that you? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    If it were Bennette, it would be 3-4 times the size of most of my economics comments.

  26. Re:Sure It's reinventing the flight recorder, but. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    It still not change the SAR effort, you have to do it immediately on a chance of survivors thats your first 72 hours or so after that it's body recovery to give family closure.

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  27. Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floating.. by raymorris · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've never had trouble finding a 747 that I left laying around the house. USB drives, on the other hand -- I lose those son of a bitches all the damn time.

    The submitter seems to think that a 2 inch USB drive will be easier to find than a 200 foot airplane.

    On the other hand, the suggestion of a FLOATING auxiliary black box has been made seriously and isn't ridiculous. A challenge is that the device must reliably leave the airplane in case of a crash, but not be knocked loss by flying at 680MPH, or be dislodged by a rough landing at an airport.

  28. Who is "We?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't afford billions, nor do I have a role in allowing such spending.

  29. Black Box needs to survive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The recorder has to survive a slew of different scenarios including impact and being submerged. It has to survive sheering forces from impact. The black box was created the way it is to survive all manners of damage and environments. Styrofoam would not survive and if it did, the USB sticks would not. Not to mention USB sticks are not the most reliable storage medium for this style of data.

  30. Re:Sure It's reinventing the flight recorder, but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May I introduce you to punctuation?

    Your post was so difficult to read without it. I had to reread it about 5 times to figure out where the missing punctuation was supposed to be.

  31. Stupid idea by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Airliners are already required to have ELTs - Emergency Locator Transmitters. When a plane crashes, the impact activates the ELT, which (in the better models) transmits its GPS coordinates to satellites. There's no need to stick flash drives into foam hoping someone will physically recover the device to learn its location.

    The problem with water crashes is that you don't know how the plane will crash into the water, so it's tough to design a mechanism which will survive a crash and reliably release a floating ELT. If the ELT sinks under a few mm of seawater, that effectively blocks the signal. Also, the impact with the water may not be as hard as with ground, and the ELT may not be activated at all. The problem is much easier on boats, and most sailors get one which will release and start transmitting if the boat should sink.

    1. Re:Stupid idea by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      It might be counterintuitive, but the impact with water is usually harder than with the ground.

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  32. Recovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We would still spend massive amounts of fuel and other resources(as we should) recovering the bodies. Plus there is the desire to recover debris for research and evidence purposes.

    1. Re:Recovery by PPH · · Score: 1

      It's the debris (and the flight data/voice recorders) that we want. But it's a cultural thing that we return bodies to survivors so they will have something to bury and mourn. Look at what the searches we've undertaken in Vietnam for the remains of military pilots.

      One (usually unstated) argument against streaming complete DFDR data through a satellite is that then, we might not bother looking for bodies if we know why the plane crashed. And some people don't like the idea that their relatives will become fish food.

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    2. Re:Recovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just need a marketing campaign. Sell it as burial-at-sea, like they did with John F Kennedy Jr.

      For those that don't remember, JFK Jr. died in a private airplane crash into the Carribean Sea. They recovered the body, had a ceremony, and then dumped the body back into the ocean.

    3. Re:Recovery by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      We always will look for 'bodies'.

      There are plenty of catastrophic crashes where people survived. Even if it was just a single one. This is rare, but it happens.

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    4. Re:Recovery by PPH · · Score: 1

      They recovered the body, had a ceremony, and then dumped the body back into the ocean.

      Catch and release.

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    5. Re:Recovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the perspective of "will we search?", it doesn't matter whether there are survivors or not. Survivors make the search more urgent but do not add to the necessity.

      The families of the dead will always want the remains of their loved ones. We may not always be able to recover those remains but we will always attempt to do so.

  33. No sense of scale by chuckugly · · Score: 0

    Whoever floated this idea (snicker) has no idea of scale when it comes to how big the Earth is in general and the oceans particularly are.

  34. I like the self-ejecting part... by swb · · Score: 1

    ...maybe with some dose of self-buoyancy, too.

    It's obviously way more complicated than the armchair designer can imagine, but I wonder if:

    1) The black box could be made to be ejected in the case of an airplane crash
    2) Made buoyant somehow so that it will float once ejected
    3) Configured with a GPS receiver and logger so that when it was found, even if it had drifted many miles from the crash site, it would give a pretty good idea of where it crashed

    (1) is probably a tougher condition than it sounds to define. The last thing you want is DL123 ejecting a fucking 10 pound black box randomly over a populated area. Maybe some kind of multiple-monitoring setup in the black box of airplane systems combined with a 30 minute delay and cockpit warning of pending ejection so it can be aborted before it ends up embedded in someone's attic. Of course there's no guarantee the section housing it will be oriented in a way that allows for ejection -- it may get stuck or eject into the seabed.

    (2) This seems like it shouldn't be that hard, maybe like a self-inflating lifejacket.

    (3) This seems also less than hard if you can get the thing to ejected and floated to the surface.

  35. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How about keeping the system as is, but provide a secondary "black box" which contains a duplicate record. Any flight staff would be able to hit a button (placed in several different areas throughout the plane) to eject the secondary black box in the event that they knew they were in trouble.

    The secondary black box would have a GPS tracking system, floatation, etc etc

    If they accidentally eject it... oh well, not THAT big of a deal and we still have the primary system.

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  36. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by twotacocombo · · Score: 2

    On the other hand, the suggestion of a FLOATING auxiliary black box has been made seriously and isn't ridiculous. A challenge is that the device must reliably leave the airplane in case of a crash, but not be knocked loss by flying at 680MPH, or be dislodged by a rough landing at an airport.

    From what I've seen of airplanes hitting the water at full tilt, getting things to leave them isn't really all that difficult. But, why not take it a step further and design a mechanism to jettison a copy of the black box data and a locator beacon before impact? Say at about 500 ft above ground/water level while on a downward slope at any location not in the vicinity of an airport, per onboard GPS, or immediately upon 'X' G's outside of a survivable impact (rough landing).

  37. Why not just record all flight data to an iPhone? by tekrat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just record all flight data to an iPhone? And then when the plane crashes, you use "Find my iPhone" and boom!, you've located the crash site.

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  38. it's the people by sdinfoserv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're not looking for planes - we're looking for people.

    1. Re:it's the people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      no. they're looking for the plane wreckage, so they can determine cause and to see who's going to end up paying when the inevitable lawsuits get filed.

    2. Re:it's the people by Gussington · · Score: 1

      We're not looking for planes - we're looking for bodies.

      FTFY

  39. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Water soluble glue?

  40. Re:Sure It's reinventing the flight recorder, but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps then take a course in linquistics? It only took me one read through to note where the punctuation should have been.

  41. just carry a sat phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always connected with gps always being logged offsite

  42. Re:Sure It's reinventing the flight recorder, but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh! no! somebody on the internets didn't use good punctuation!!!!

  43. Homing pigeons by jopsen · · Score: 1

    But what if the USB flash drives were somehow attached to a turtle that was trained to swim back to the nearest airport?

    Homing pigeons would me much faster... And we could use them as pets inside the cabin :)
    Once in trouble you just open the window and set the pigeons free... What could possibly go wrong...

  44. I'm surprised... by FatRatBastard · · Score: 0

    ... the OP didn't wedge how sexist and racist the "black box" is as well. Might as well aim for the Angry Studies trifecta.

  45. Some actual discussion of the problem by werepants · · Score: 0

    Everybody is having lots of fun poking at the dumbness of the USB drive solution - and I'll admit, it's really bad. That said, the question is legitimate.

    In an age of GPS and satellite data connectivity, why the hell are we still able to lose 747s? You can buy a device right now that will use the satphone network to phone home with your location from anywhere in the world. It's $120. This would have saved a millions of dollars and much of the endless speculation on the Malaysian Airlines flight that disappeared without a trace. If you purpose-built one for the exact needs of the airline industry, I'm sure you could send something like 1-minute pings with all the most critical info - position, orientation, speed, basic status - it's completely ridiculous that we have to search the ocean manually for even the simplest of clues about what happened.

    And before objecting that the satellite network doesn't have bandwidth for doing this on a large scale - a text message once per minute would be worlds better than what we have now for planes outside of radar range (that would be... nothing) and anyhow we've got the next-gen Iridium network set to fly very soon, with many other satellite constellations in the works for high-bandwidth global data connections. There are no technical barriers to implementing a simple satellite-based plane tracking system.

    1. Re:Some actual discussion of the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: "There are no technical barriers to implementing a simple satellite-based plane tracking system."

      True. There are no technical barriers. The barriers are political, financial, and organizational. That doesn't mean they are easy though!

      Any time you create a system that is in the vein of 'this survives when all else fails', you have to deal with feature creep. And the problem there is, there's no easy way to know where to draw the line. The OP, and I believe the parent, are going in the direction of position information (only). But why stop there?

      And this is part of the problem. If you obtain position information, why not add status information? But status about what? It's not much if all you have is an "I am here" type heartbeat, and besides you can infer plane existence from a transmitted position. So you add flight parameters. The thing is, there are a lot of those potentially. Thrust levels, attitude information, speed, altitude, control positions. Cockpit voice recorders, oh yeah, we want that!

      Everything you add is useful to someone, and helpful in certain situations. Each can be justified on it's own. Eventually you wind up with a great big system, it's heavy and expensive. And there are still some people lobbying for yet more information in your disaster monitoring system.

      What happened to the simple system? You listened and acted upon the requests from people asking for more from it.

    2. Re:Some actual discussion of the problem by werepants · · Score: 1

      Let's suppose you've got one SMS message per minute. That's enough to encode 3 dimensions of position, 3 dimensions of velocity, and 3 dimensions of orientation, to a reasonable precision. On top of that you could provide basic engine status (RPM, binary working/not working, temp, something basic) or other summaries about plane subsystems. And the thing is, it doesn't have to be completely foolproof. It doesn't need to survive the crash. It doesn't need to operate for extended periods without electricity... an hour of battery life would be plenty, because with any modern plane if it has no power it's done for anyway. And it doesn't need to replace the black box - we already have those. It just needs to provide enough info to focus search efforts, and to do that, minimal but frequent data is sufficient.

  46. buddy drone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just have a buddy drone follow

    1. Re:buddy drone by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      As long as it's a first-class buddy drone I'm in.

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  47. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rain?

  48. exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fossil fuel do no any good just lying in the ground. Use them up!

  49. Duct tape a Spot or InReach to the planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spent a few hundred $ per year for a global satellite based position reporting system.
      (See Spot or InReach)

    Then just go to the web site to see where's my plane.

    Even to FAA standards for the equipment, this is not that hard.
    There is no reason for any commercial airplane to not afford world wide continuous 2 minute position reporting to a central site.

  50. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by edittard · · Score: 1, Funny

    Attach it underneath the wing.

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  51. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about non-stop streaming the info?

  52. bloody obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's bloody obvious that the submitter doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about.

    Perhaps the submitter shouldn't assume that people who design vehicles weighing hundreds of tons, moving hundreds of MPH and carrying hundreds of people thousands of miles are fucking idiots.

    Where the hell did the submitter get the number 20 USB drives?

    If you have the drives, you have the approximate position of the aircraft.

    How do you expect to find the drives, and not the aircraft, do you know how be an aircraft is in respect to an aircraft?

    Why the hell do you want to encrypt the drives? Don't you want the people who find the drives to be able find the damn plane as quickly as possible?

    Don't you think Styrofoam is a bad idea in case of fire or serious impact?

    Those things have to be plugged in to record data, you really think the connectors are gonna survive major impact?

    How about instead we have an impact resistant, fire resistant device that transmits a radio signal upon crashing. And another device that records all of the flight data, including cockpit discussions? Oh wait, aircraft already have these.

    1. Re:bloody obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, and the search isn't for just a bunch of garbage/debris, but you know... PEOPLE? There may have been survivors, so the immediate search and rescue still needs to go on. It's not fair to assume oh a plane disappeared, all hands lost. The plane could have lost power and the transponder stopped transmitting their location rendering it invisible to all but active radar (which most airports don't have anymore), but the pilot was able to make a water landing and keep the people alive. oh just go out and look for the black box at some point.

      And encrypt it? Most of the information is public anyway, look at one of many flight tracking softwares out there. They have live info about the flight, (heading, speed, altitude, destination, etc) so that information is already out there in the cloud, anyone can get it. IE Jetblue flight JBU1795 from Fort Lauderdale to Cancun is currently 34 minutes into it's flight, arrival is in 52 minutes, they are at 36000 ft and travelling at 445 kts. (Just a random flight I chose from an android app called flightradar24) It's information is right there. what we don't get is in-cockpit communication, and the air to ground communication, that's all recorded in the black box. as well as information about the maintenance, and the status of all readings and displays. So yeah we don't have all that info, and having a synchronous replication of that data over USB, you're talking latency of several seconds if not minutes for the replication.

      But yeah, why exactly do we need to re-invent the wheel here? and while that's fine for water crashes, but what about the ones in the mountains? a USB key would melt in the resultant fire, render it useless. hence why the black box is built to withstand fire as well. It does send a signal to help people track it, and is helpful. as does the emergency beacon. But of course all this is just part of what they need. They need the wreckage. They need to find the wreckage to piece together what happened. They have found serious design flaws in airplanes after examining wreckage which led to recalls and emergency repairs/redesigns of various components that were found to be faulty under certain conditions, but passed engineering inspection. Also to determine if it was pilot error or hijacking, or various other reasons for the crash. This is to show that hey, planes just don't fall out of the sky for no reason. examining the wreckage is necessary in every plane crash. it gives closure to the families of the people involved. Remember THERE ARE PEOPLE on these planes.

  53. Re:Because, we want economy 4.0 and not .. by edittard · · Score: 1

    I thought such a thing already existed, but isn't mandated by FIFA (or whoever it is that's in charge) so nobody uses it because $$$.

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  54. Depends on if Sullenberger is flying by raymorris · · Score: 2

    > From what I've seen of airplanes hitting the water at full tilt, getting things to leave them isn't really all that difficult.

    Sometimes. Other times it's gentler than the average landing at O'Hare:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    > Say at about 500 ft above ground/water level while on a downward slope at any location not in the vicinity of an airport

    Typically, at 500 feet, an landing airliner will be about a mile and half from one end of the runway, about three miles from the center of the airport. So we might say you're not "near an airport" if you're least six miles from the center of an airport; sound about right? At the moment, there are two commercial airports within six miles of me, and at least two private airfields. At the last place I lived, in another town, there were also two airports within six miles. That's about typical - probably most places in the US have a commercial airport or two within six miles, and a couple of private airfields.

    Not that it can't be done, it's just non-trivial.

    1. Re:Depends on if Sullenberger is flying by twotacocombo · · Score: 1

      Typically, at 500 feet, an landing airliner will be about a mile and half from one end of the runway, about three miles from the center of the airport. So we might say you're not "near an airport" if you're least six miles from the center of an airport; sound about right? At the moment, there are two commercial airports within six miles of me, and at least two private airfields. At the last place I lived, in another town, there were also two airports within six miles. That's about typical - probably most places in the US have a commercial airport or two within six miles, and a couple of private airfields.

      By not near an airport, I was thinking more like 20+ miles. If a plane crashes within that distance, there's a very good chance the tower or someone else on the ground nearby will be able to spot it visually. If a flight is at 500ft 20+ miles out, something is not going well. Even if it doesn't wind up crashing, the cost of dumping the beacon is minimal compared to the search and rescue costs trying to find it if it does. Activating the beacon immediately upon the event of a crash at any distance would cut down the response time to get rescue crews moving, as it would be "flight crashed" and not "lost contact", with all the unknowns that come with that status.

    2. Re:Depends on if Sullenberger is flying by MBGMorden · · Score: 2

      Not that it can't be done, it's just non-trivial.

      I think you're going to find that that's always the case when someone thinks they can solve any serious real world problem with an afterthought in a forum comment box.

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    3. Re:Depends on if Sullenberger is flying by countach · · Score: 1

      "Not going well" is a bit vague, and you risk dropping it on someone's head.

  55. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Dins · · Score: 1

    Deicing?

  56. Because we are humans by Pagey123 · · Score: 1

    Why? Because we are humans...silly little bags full of thousands of chemical reactions that manifest themselves as irrational, emotional responses. We can justify and rationalize damned near anything: genocide, war, letting people starve to death, etc. So we look for the plane because through those chemical reactions we feel an emotional connection (empathy/sympathy) to those missing and their loves ones. We want to rescue survivors, recover victims, and give closure to those family members left behind. One can argue the nobility of this. Granted, if those same missing persons were diametrically opposed to "our" political/religious persuasions at the time, we'd be just as likely to bomb them as look for them. Humanity. Go figure. By god, I'm feeling snarky and cynical this Friday!

  57. 680MPH - rain comes from straight ahead by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > Attach it underneath the wing.

    Because rain falls from above? A rain drop does fall on your head from above, at about 20 MPH. Meanwhile, the aircraft is running into the rain drops at 680 MPH. The rain doesn't fall on to the aircraft, the aircraft rams into the rain drops. The rain comes from straight ahead. And with 680 MPH relative wind, the water is blown across the full surface of the aircraft.

    1. Re:680MPH - rain comes from straight ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This 680 MPH airstream - what kind of sound does it make?

    2. Re:680MPH - rain comes from straight ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh!

    3. Re:680MPH - rain comes from straight ahead by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      So, then, after submersion, seawater would be expected to ingress on a rearward facing port, while normal flying would not bring water in a rear-facing hole?

      Ever pull the drainplug on a motorboat while it is running?

  58. Re:SJW article.. I see you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A place with a bunch of idiots that derp about "SJWs" is "leftdot," or you're a stupid, hate-fueled reactionary? Which is more likely?

    Soon clueless jerks like you won't be able to have your foolish beliefs reinforced anywhere but hate-radio and wingnut blogs that were built to manipulate yahoos like you into voting for destructive idiots.

    Good luck with your inverse-meritocracy, I'm sure it'll end well.

  59. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Kierthos · · Score: 1

    I'm actually a bit surprised that there isn't some sort of redundant system installed in the black boxes that detects large amounts of pressure (from being, say, deep underwater) and pressurizes a flotation balloon around the black box.

    Or perhaps it's just unfeasible for a multitude of reasons.

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  60. Who the hell is Max_W? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

    W-T-literal-F, editors? News for nerds? Stuff that matters?

    Who is Max_W and why should I care about his black box replacement idea? Is he an expert in aviation safety? Is he a search and recovery worker? Is he an aerospace engineer working for Boeing or Airbus or even Embraer? Is he a regulator with the FAA? An NTSB investigator? Or is he just some random poster whose idle musings you've turned into an article?

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    1. Re:Who the hell is Max_W? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You know, the questions was stupid, yes. The entire time I read it I was very "Wha?" about it but it did spawn some good and informative postings. That's more than I can say about all the political and entertainment slop that gets posted here. Even many of the computing and science related posts are lacking in truly informative postings anymore. It was a nice change of pace.

    2. Re:Who the hell is Max_W? by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 1

      The thing is, the "good and informative" comments are all just a rehash of the discussions from when MA370 went missing. There has been some amusement from the farcical discussions about retrieving these flash drives via trained turtles, dogs, and pigeons, I guess.

      But still... sweet holy hell, at this point I think slashdot actually had better standards when it was inflicting us with Jon Katz's rambling pontifications.

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    3. Re:Who the hell is Max_W? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1).Who is Max_W and why should I care about his black box replacement idea?

      2).Is he an expert in aviation safety?

      3).Is he a search and recovery worker?

      4).Is he an aerospace engineer working for Boeing or Airbus or even Embraer?

      5).Is he a regulator with the FAA?

      6).An NTSB investigator?

      7).Or is he just some random poster whose idle musings you've turned into an article?

      In order
      1). some idiot on the internet who, like Jon Snow knows nothing.
      2). No, clearly not
      3). Most definitely not, in fact I suspect his ass has been lost for years, even searching with both hands
      4). Indications are he isn't even able to tie his shoes, so I'm betting no
      5). Wasn't Billy the Kid one of those Regulators?
      6). HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      7). We have a winner!

  61. We look for crashed planes to fix future problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We're not looking for the plane to find where it went. That's a side benefit. We're looking for the plane to find out what the hell went wrong so we can keep it from happening to other planes. One reason air travel is safer now is that we've fixed the design problems on previous models as we've seen failures. Most failures now are extreme edge cases, and we've pushed those edges further and further back with each crash.

    Rudder locks at 500 knots in 45% humidity? Fix it on all of them. Fuel line can be severed by black cat wearing pants on a Tuesday? Put in a warning light. Crash due to pilots turning off the engines too soon? Change the procedures, put in an altitude aware engine kill lockout. These are stupid, of course, but that's the basic theory. It's the whole point of crash investigation.

    It's tragic when we lose a plane, but we're not looking for that plane. We're trying to save the lives of future passengers on the same model or in the same situation.

  62. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The engineering solution to anchoring a floating black box exists. It lies in a combination of a structural mounting using sodium metal sealed in nitrogen (or some other structural material that fails rapidly when exposed to salt water), with the seal structure designed to fracture or implode if the plane submerges more than 100m underwater. If a 747 crashes in shallow water, detection and retrieval are relatively easy, it is these deep water crashes that are difficult to detect and recover.

    The sad truth is that the FAA, Boeing and Airbus are fossilized, inflexible behemoths of bureaucracy incapable of innovation or forward thinking (just look at the mess surrounding the FAA and drones). The issue is not a technical one, it is one of getting thousands of idiot bureaucrats to sign off without trying to sabotage it for their own petty reasons.

  63. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe more than one "secondary" flight audio recorder and flight data recorder, where both the audio stream and data stream from the two expensive boxes (CVR and FDR) are propagated to a number of secondary, relatively inexpensive devices. The little devices would record a GPS log when something happened (similar to how a modern car's computer records stuff when a wreck happens), save their GPS position on accident time, and have some way of passively floating around with that data.

    It would be nice to have a number of devices, which would be relatively small, and would auto-deploy an auto-inflating balloon behind them. This way, they will find their way -somewhere- eventually, similar to the shipping crate of rubber ducks wound up in various places.

    Of course, there would be design issues, like a connector that is breakaway, potting the electronics in epoxy so they can take potentially years floating in the ocean, but still have storage media that can be retrieved, designing a floatation device, and so on. At least someone, somewhere would find those. As it stands now, if the FDR and CVR are lost, only thing you have is the carcass of the plane (and its passengers) to guess with.

  64. Pressure goes the other way by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'm picturing perhaps a CO2 canister to fill the balloon, since a lot of CO2 can fit in a small canister (at high pressure, 852 PSI).

    > detects large amounts of pressure (from being, say, deep underwater

    So the trigger mechanism detects the pressure from being deep underwater, 7,000 PSI. It releases the seal on the CO2 canister that's at 852 PSI. The water pressure forces the balloon INTO the CO2 canister.

    You can't really plan on doing ANYTHING after the aircraft has come to rest deep underwater and it's under 7,000 PSI of pressure, I don't think. Any mechanical action needs to take place during the (potentially violent) crash.

    1. Re:Pressure goes the other way by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      Well, presumably, it's detecting the pressure changes as it's sinking. At, say, 300 or 400 psi, it would start the pressurization of the balloon. It wouldn't wait until it hit the bottom.

      Hell, you could have it start at 200 psi, which is around 420 feet underwater.

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    2. Re:Pressure goes the other way by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Next time you're paying full attention to the emergency drills on a boat (ferry, whatever), read the settings on the cylindrical device that keeps the liferafts locked to the deck. You'll see that they're "hydrostatic releases" - and they should be set to about 30 psi - about 20 metres in seawater. I'm not sure if it's a RECOMMENDATION, or a REQUIREMENT of SOLAS'84 (Safety Of Life At Sea regulations, 1984 edition. I'm not sure if they're accepted in the USA, but I've never been on a USA vessel in international waters which didn't follow them.

      Great to see the Slashdot tradition of re-inventing the wheel is continuing, because, like, no one has invented the wheel before. That's why we don't have a word for "wheel."

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  65. Re:This Article is One... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only an SJW or a homosexual would vote this down. Really. Real men use gas-powered stuff. I'm so very tired of all the pantywaste girly men tree huggers.

  66. True, mostly for open ocean by raymorris · · Score: 1

    20-50 miles from an airport might work, as long as the Apple Maps team doesn't code it. While most inhabited areas of the US and Europe are near an airport, it's not hard to find an airliner that crashed in the suburbs.

    Really, it's the crashes over open ocean that are hard to find, where there are no airports within 50 miles. The cost would be reduced by only putting them on planes that actually fly over open ocean.

      They can be hard to find in mountains too, but "500 feet altitude" is hard to define amongst 14,000 foot mountains.

    1. Re:True, mostly for open ocean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20-50 miles from an airport might work, as long as the Apple Maps team doesn't code it.

      At least Apple Maps doesn't give me turn-by-turn directions while my car is on a ferry boat in the middle of a crossing like Google Maps does.

    2. Re:True, mostly for open ocean by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      They can be hard to find in mountains too, but "500 feet altitude" is hard to define amongst 14,000 foot mountains.

      Fortunately, there's not many oceans at 14k feet, so we could define the ejection altitude at a more or less constant '500 feet above sealevel', not ground level.

      Though you might want to adjust that to 1k feet it it'll be flying over the great lakes.

      Hmm... How to guarantee separation, but minimize separation between the plane and the box's final location? A plane could glide or fly for several miles after the box pops out.

      What if we put the box on a strap that will pull it along until buoyancy or water causes it to break or disconnect?

      IE - hits 500/1000 feet too far from an airport. Device pops out, starts transmitting SOS. Plane hits water, box briefly submerges, strap disconnects, popping box, still squawking, back to the surface of the water.

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    3. Re:True, mostly for open ocean by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The cost would be reduced by only putting them on planes that actually fly over open ocean.

      Plnaes get moved around from route to route routinely (sorry). Inevitably your next crash would be of an unequipped plane which was assigned to that route for 3 cycles while it's regular plane went through annual inspection. All, or nothing.

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  67. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

    From what I've seen of airplanes hitting the water at full tilt, getting things to leave them isn't really all that difficult. But, why not take it a step further and design a mechanism to jettison a copy of the black box data and a locator beacon before impact? Say at about 500 ft above ground/water level while on a downward slope at any location not in the vicinity of an airport, per onboard GPS, or immediately upon 'X' G's outside of a survivable impact (rough landing).

    They make them. They're called deployable black boxes and they basically eject from the aircraft and float on top of the water. With GPS locator beacon. Typically they're used for military aircraft, but they are used for civilian aviation as well.

    Airbus is on board with equipping them, Boeing less so. Boeing's concern centers around accidental deployment - they estimate that there will be 6 or 7 deployments per year.

  68. Land vs Water crashes by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, if your area is that developed, how likely is a crashed plane to be hard to find? To my knowledge, large plane crashes on land are not hard to find.

    A floating black box, maybe 2-4 of them, that's designed to eject from the plane if it becomes immersed might be much more useful. While you're at it, put a satellite emergency beacon on them so you have a very good idea of where the plane hit the water.

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  69. gps streaming while in air by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    I think they could set up a streaming system for GPS monitoring of all kinds of data from passenger positioning to food storage levels, but the black box systems are designed to survive some horrible conditions that no commercially available hardware will commit to surviving, and the cost of certifying new stuff would be enormous. The same reasoning applies to space craft, the older simpler hardware is more resilient and has been tested in ways new stuff simply hasn't been because of cost. When you require 6 sigma certainty cost skyrockets for that kind of reliability or redundancy.

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  70. Re:Because Republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot.

  71. Yet another shitpost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is slashdot wasting our time with this idiotic bullshit?

  72. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by roman_mir · · Score: 0

    With today's technology it should be possible for a plane to carry a capsule with a few drones that could be parachuted if released above certain height, then the drone can be released from a capsule and the drones could be using cameras to take pictures, send SOS signals, record GPS and other data, like wind speed and direction, etc.

  73. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or you could just report back your geographic coordinates via satellite communications every five minutes or so. This could be done by a low power battery backed up transmitter that would continue to run (at very low wattage) even when the fuse is pulled. Breitling makes a watch that transmits your GPS position via satellite, so we're not talking about doing something that requires massive li-ion batteries here. It could run off a very safe, current-limited NiMH battery pack that is vanishingly unlikely to cause a fire. The key is that nobody on board can stop the aircraft's position from being reported.

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  74. Submitter is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An LED lamp on a USB drive won't be easy to find. You still have to search for lights floating on the water, which really doesn't save much effort. You'll still spend lots of money searching.

    The problem is the emergency locator beacons. Those aren't going to work underwater, so you'll need to make those float, have stronger signals, and make them more reliable. That would solve the problem because once you detect a signal, you can find the origin from triangulation.

  75. Typical kiddie crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit weirdo kid who gets beaten and teased at school thinks he has a great idea nobody else ever came out with (because HE'SO SPECIAL OMG OMG) and promptly goes to a website full of other weirdos to have his crappy ideas validated. Surprise surprise, nerds do not band together. They do not stick together. They slapfight all the time and fling poo at each other to the merriment of us Cool Kids who, in due time, will step in and give them all a brown swirlie.

  76. It's Turtles all the way down... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking some sort of turtle tether for example...

  77. Re:Sure It's reinventing the flight recorder, but. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say that in crashes in which the position of the aircraft is so unclear that the search with current methods takes several days, the likelihood of survivors is practically zero. And if the aircraft disintegrates completely, what good does it do to find the transmitter when anyone who's survived is quite likely to be nowhere near it? Surviving the kind of crash in which the crew have no time to inform ATC let alone take any action to safely get to the ground is so unlikely that I don't see why it's worth considering. Sure, a couple of people have survived falling from cruise altitude but if resources are to be spent on improving crash survivability, there are a myriad of better options.

  78. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Sealed on the front, open vent on the back?

  79. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

    What would that do to airflow over the wing? If you only have one, attacked at the wing, wouldn't any impact to airflow become asymetrical - happening on only one wing, not the other, and if so, what would that do for flight dynamics?

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  80. Think they haven't been trying to solve this? by tipo159 · · Score: 3, Informative

    After AF447 and then again after MH370, the people who deal with stuff for a living have been discussing this. Well, not this kinda lame proposal, but the problem that it is trying to solve.

    Here is a GAO report on the topic.

    As far as the "fossil fuel" wasted on the search, a) as noted elsewhere, you want to search for survivors (JAL123, a 747, crashed into the side of a mountain and there were 4 survivors) and b) even if you know exactly where the plane went down, the fuel used to search is small compared to the fuel spent on recovery.

  81. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only the Boeing engineers were as smart as you guys....and knew as much about air pressure and stuff like that.

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  82. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    I mean what harm could a box designed to survive an airplane crash possibly do when it ejects into an engine at take off...

  83. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    You would be amazed at the stuff that doesn't get done for bureaucratic reasons, the things that engineers know that don't get put into practice - like: knowing that the O-Rings on the shuttle boosters are vulnerable to freezing pre-launch temperatures and could lead to a loss of vehicle incident, yeah, engineers knew that.

    Sometimes, when the "unwashed masses" start crying out for the obvious, the "powers that be" start moving in the direction of doing something, they have far too much practice ignoring engineers' "good ideas" - less so fending off an angry mob asking them why they aren't doing the obvious.

  84. Re: The Key Take Away... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only that, there is absolutely no piece of equipment that can go on plane for $100. This is due to FAA approvals necessary.

  85. So...Like a Black Box? by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

    Congratulations, you just reinvented a shittier version of a black box. But I'm sure your idea is way more viable than military grade hardware gone through many iterations over decades to produce one of the most durable recording devices known to man. If we can't locate a black box with a freakin' transponder signal blasting out of it, what makes you think we're going to be able to locate your little LED light orange styrofoam ball?

  86. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

    The key is that nobody on board can stop the aircraft's position from being reported.

    Other than by tripping the circuit breaker.

    You do NOT want to have an electrical device on an aircraft that does not have a way of being unpowered when something shorts out and draws lots of current.

    But yes, basically, all this talk about floating USB sticks being ejected from a crashing airplane is just nonsense. If you can't find the large bits of debris from the airplane itself, you aren't going to find small stuff. And if the airplane is on fire before ejecting the USB sticks, they can burn.

    Continuous satellite data feeds on any aircraft over X pounds or Y passengers. It's not that expensive these days.

  87. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Incadenza · · Score: 2

    Airbus is on board with equipping them, Boeing less so. Boeing's concern centers around accidental deployment - they estimate that there will be 6 or 7 deployments per year.

    An understandable concern, especially since accidental deployment may well happen on a runway, where FOD is a real risk to other aircraft, as testified by the fate of flight AF4590.

  88. Flight ready? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    are both the device and the release mechanism flight ready? If not, my company (which I will form if you pay me up front) can push your design through certification for a nominal fee. Of course you will be blowing your $100 budget by a factor 10x or so.

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  89. In of wifi on planes, no reason not to stream by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Seriously... the planes are offering wifi... the planes should be constantly streaming their blackbox data (or a reasonable subset of it). If nothing else, the exact GPS location and altitude could be updated easily, redundantly, and perhaps even some of it over existing radio frequencies.

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  90. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

    oh well, not THAT big of a deal

    Unless it is ejected onto your house from 10,000 ft...

    Weren't there facebook users on the flight Mark Zuckerberg should know where they are..

  91. A better idea: Log to satellites by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    The number of planes in the air at a given time would require that any such log be a summary only, but it could contain enough data to give investigators an immediate reading on what brought a plane down, plus GPS coordinates that would make it easier to locate the wreckage and the black boxes. It would also give us early warning of flights which have been taken over in any way by terrorists or which are off course. That shouldn't take a month to figure out.

  92. Translation by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Reader who knows nothing about a thing proposes a contrived and oversimplified way to "improve" said thing, which didn't need improving in the first place.

    Reader then questions why he's not the president of the universe with all his great ideas.

    Dude... I feel you. I too was once 13 years old. It gets better.

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  93. Planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I misread the title, "Why Are We Spending Billions and Tons of Fossil Fuel On Search of Lost Planets?
    couldn't agree more.

  94. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Not all airlines are willing to pay for an always-on satellite connection.

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  95. Missing, or location is classified? by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1

    After 9/11, US intelligence agencies, led by the NSA, embarked on a massive world-wide surveillance program, monitoring voice, text, email, web, IM, and even video game chat, for signs of terrorist plots. How many billions of dollars did this cost? It seems like they had a blank check.

    Given that 9/11 involved smashing commercial jets into buildings, wouldn't you expect that JOB FUCKING ONE on their list of things to monitor would have been the location and status of commercial jets that could be used to attack American targets. And given that the US has military, diplomatic, and commercial interests around the globe, that pretty much means worldwide. It just seems to me THAT would have been top priority, and failure would not have been an option. Monitoring WHERE THE FUCKING KILLER JETS ARE would be top of the list, ahead of thing like monitoring text messages between two 12-year-olds in France or whatever other sleazy shit the NSA/CIA get up to.

    So I think that people already know damn well where these planes are. They just don't want us to know that they have the ability know, because that's how intelligence agencies think.

  96. Two good reasons by ColaMan · · Score: 1

    1. Closure for humanitarian reasons. People want to know what happened to loved ones, there might be remains that can be properly interred, things like that.

    2. Finding out what happened. What if there was a sequence of events that happened on that flight to cause the crash that could be easily repeatable on every other plane of that model? There are about 10,000 late-model 737's in service, at about $90 million each. If there's a problem, that's a lot of hardware at risk.

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  97. You won't get all your answers that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me, even if you get all the flight data, you'd still want whatever physical evidence you could get.

    Flight recorder shows this. What caused that? It would really be handy to have as much of the tail section as we could find to figure it out.

  98. EPIRB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Float Free emergency locating beacons are old news, even with data storage.
    However, the aviation industry is always strapped for cash, and IATA and FAA not far behind, are reluctant to authorize any new implementations in this field.
    The technological challenge is modest, the cost is modest or low, the technology very mature, but the the bureaucratic resistance is enormous to a Float Free emergency locating beacon with flight recording data, or anything that will cost five hundred bucks.
    A few of these around the plane will survive, just like luggage and seat-cushions. Until the airlines pick ups the tab for locating the flight data recorders they will not respond rationally to this.

  99. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 minutes x 600 miles/hour = a search radius of 50 miles. Which is the problem they currently have.

  100. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    too much data for even a fraction of all the planes up in the air all at once.

  101. All that stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All that stuff makes people feel as if they are "doing something" so they don't have to feel helpless.

  102. Why not improve the black boxes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not make black boxes (1) float, (2) determine their own position (via GPS, etc.), and (3) broadcast the latest position along with each "ping"? This would aid both in finding them and in recovery (no need for dives to the ocean floor unless something with the floating mechanism went wrong).

  103. Assuming the submitter is just ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The question asked is valid for someone who is innocently ignorant. So I'm assuming that the submitter is a very young kid.

    The reason the time, money and effort is spent is because the only way to prevent future accidents is to learn from the accidents of the past. Also it is human nature to want to know what happened to our love ones.

    Also the reason why the USB idea is not feasible is because the USB drive and the "package release system" must first survive the accident to work. And there is very little to no chance that will be possible. Even if the drive manages to survive (highly unlikely), there are too many factors that will have to be overcomes for the release system to work ... including figuring out how to prevent the accumulation of debris onto the device, preventing the launch even if every survived unsealed. Just take a look at how much damage a "back box" receives during an accident. And even though it is ridiculously tough, it doesn't always survive a crash.

  104. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by See+Attached · · Score: 1

    Or make a water soluble structural element (that floats) to another copy... Telemetry, voice in cabin etc... or... better yet.. stream the telemetry voice etc to my google+ account? We are supposed to look forward. The licensing/cost Bullsh*t is only for profiteering. Payback is on the first occurrence. then we dont have to dig up the plane and will know for the 5 PM news - same day. How many folks would pay for that?? Financial restrictions are idiotic constructs, in this case.

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  105. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1

  106. Use your feet. by stooo · · Score: 1

    True.
    Don't use fossil fuels.
    Use your feet.
    A working strategy since millions of Years (not only on Humans)

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  107. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by edittard · · Score: 1

    You put one under both wings. Bonus: redundancy in case it crashes on its side.

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  108. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a 3rd one that auto ejects if the airplain goes bellow 5000?ft without connection to a airstrip.

    Actually. I think the submitters idea is not bad at all.
    As long as we have each unit light and not to big each plane can have multiple blackbox units that can be dispatched. And if none of those are found or work we can go for the original.

    So USB memory in raid 10.
    Battery to be able to transmit etc..
    GSM unit to be able to connect to mobile carriers and send a sms, and if plenty of battery left upload itself to server. (if one of the units reach land and is able to connect, no reason for all that fosill stuff), or if we add something so the units glide fly it can try to connect during accention.
    Of corce all units should have sun panels that try to reload the battery to make radio bursts evey 7th day or so.

    Looking at my daughters tablet I figure this should not be to hard to accomplish with the size of a fotball and around 1-2kg.
    To get the thing bigger it could contain Multilayer "Ballon cover". Where each layer are independently inflating during accention (I guess the air rushing by should be able to at least partly use during downfall).

    So I can imagine at least 3types
    1. Parachute, close to where the air-plain got down can be hard to find due to it's small size
    2. Glider. Will be found far away from the plains rute but will hopefully be able to transmit using GSM. (if it reaches rural areas it will be VERY easy to find.
    3. "BigBall" the autoinflating thing. Basically it should inflate into a 2-3m orange ball (depending on how many layers/sections breaks. Still enought for satellites/airplanes to se.

    Meanwhile some devices inside the plain that if geting in contact with water inflating ballons congaing registered RFID tags would be a easy solution working some times.

  109. How about outlawing planes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have no real use anyway. Private personal transports? Give people longer vacations instead and they can go by boat. Transport of goods? Move the production closer. The main reason for air transports are laziness and lack of planning. (Keep a few ambulance planes and helis for emergency "things"... No, not emergency caviar!)

  110. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by Buck+Feta · · Score: 1

    What's the matter KGill, forget to sign in?

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  111. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do you suppose there are more airplanes than there are tractors? Every tractor, combine and piece of construction equipment made by the two largest producers is already doing this, since 2005.

    They don't seem to get lost, either.

  112. Is there even a "we"? by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    The first question to answer before answering a question containing the word "we" is: Who is "we"?

    Some questions go away when you get the answer. There is no "we". No questions left.

    Others become trivially easy to answer, or impossibly difficult to answer. No answerable questions left unanswered.

    This time around: ask the people who decided to search.

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  113. How is it that everyone on slashdot knows all??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did you all get so damn smart anyway ? Or it could it be that the vast majority of you are actually full of shit ?

  114. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's way too obvious and has already been put together by a 17 year old.

  115. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You honestly think that there are more tractors than planes? Are you honestly this ignorant?

    Even a 5 year old child knows that the answer is yes. There are more planes in on state that there are tractors in the world.

  116. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    All the ones with onboard internet access (basically any intercontinental flight) already have continuous satellite comm.

  117. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    You do NOT want to have an electrical device on an aircraft that does not have a way of being unpowered when something shorts out and draws lots of current

    A GPS transponder can run for weeks on a single AAA battery. That's milliamps.

    But yes, basically, all this talk about floating USB sticks being ejected from a crashing airplane is just nonsense. If you can't find the large bits of debris from the airplane itself, you aren't going to find small stuff.

    The other bits aren't transmitting GPS coordinates, idiot.
    Boy, did you live up to your user name this time.

  118. Here's the real problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Human beings have problems with a proper sense of scale.

    Most people simply never spend any time out in nature and particularly in the vast expanses of nature. Their views of the planet come largely from TV screens and computer displays. This leads to all sorts of misconceptions. When an aircraft goes missing, people start asking why it's so hard to find. The answer is very simple:

    The Earth is very large, and we humans and our biggest machines are very tiny.

    Egypt Air is apparently over 10K feet down, and the Med is a vary large body of water. The terrain on the sea floor has the equivalent of mountain ranges and finding the wreckage of something as tiny as an airliner on the side of a mountain under 2 miles of water where sunlight never reaches is hard. It's just that simple. People who never go to sea have no idea of how large the world actually is and how difficult it is to find things in that environment.

  119. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by kamathln · · Score: 1

    Why should the airlines pay? Look at how many billions the governments have already spent looking for planes. What if the satellite connections are subsidized by governments instead?

  120. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, I have one of those black boxes. It's called a mobile phone. They make them in "International" models too, that have satellite connections. In my case, it serves to tell my SO that I'm on my way home, and she can watch, so she doesn't feel the need to ask if I'm OK, unless I end up staying stuck in one spot for an unusual amount of time. Helps her find me, when I have flat tires and stuff.

    Anyway, this technology makes good sense, but it costs money, and those few dollars have to be paid by the most tight-assed airline execs imaginable, and they aren't going to pay it.

    Now, if you suddenly started passing international laws saying airlines had to compensate next-of-kin for passengers to the tune of $100,000 per person if they were "lost" instead of "killed", well, I reckon they could have them installed in every aircraft inside of 24 hours.

    But, that's not how governments work.

  121. Become educated by prjahelka · · Score: 1

    1. Aircraft loss is a rare event - recovery of the black boxes and debris provides material to help reconstruct the event. 2. Recovery provides comfort and closure to the families of the deceased. 3. The large, coordinated multination search and recovery process sends a strong message to terrorists that we respond sanely to a disaster. We'll only send in the drones or special forces once we've accumulated evidence.

  122. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    That's what the plane did till it did not work anymore.

  123. What the hell do you think the "black boxes" are?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just "wow!".

    In terms of a USB stick, honestly I'm guessing your age is under 18 or you majored in a non-STEM major or you graduated from a less-than-stellar high school. The forces involved in a plane exploding, colliding or crashing would pretty badly reduce the odds of a plastic USB stick even surviving. Being small makes it ever worse in terms of ever finding it.

  124. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by delt0r · · Score: 1

    Citation required. There are not that many planes in the world compared to tractors.

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  125. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by delt0r · · Score: 1

    What? About 20000-30000 larger aircraft have been built (737/A320 or larger). There are far more smaller planes but not as many as people think. Let just high ball it at 50000 aircraft flying. Each needs a 3 level GPS "ping" recorded every second (more than enough but we are highballing). Lets further assume that they fly 24/. For each axes we use a 8 byte (64) number. so 24bytes per second per aircraft, as in slower than a 9600b baud rate modem. Clearly this is a REALLY small amount. For all the aircraft of all the world we are talking about a total bandwidth of 1.2Mbyte (1.2e6 bytes). Or just 100G a day or less than 40T a year. That is nothing. And that is for ALL of the planes. With much higher precision than needed with much higher temporal sampling than needed.

    So no not even close to too much data.

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  126. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    but provide a secondary "black box" which contains a duplicate record.

    Which part of

    auxiliary black box

    was unclear?

    Any flight staff would be able to hit a button (placed in several different areas throughout the plane)

    Therefore any disgruntled customer would also be able to hit the button. You might not have seen it, but people hit fire alarm buttons all the time in shops, stadia, etc causing considerable trouble and costs.

    Also, during detected flight emergencies, cabin crew do actually have things to do. Getting customers to SHUT THE FUCK UP COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR MEAL, SIT DOWN AND FASTEN YOUR FUCKING SEATBELT, "M'am" ; Yes, other M'am I already showed you seven fucking times how to fasten the baby seat belt and you didn't fucking listen once did you and now the shit has hit the fan you want me to show you an 8th fucking time you retard your baby deserves to die "Here M'am, like this and this" , sit down you drunken bum-groping perv, "You really need to go to your seat now, Sir", "No sir, I don't know the nature of the emergency but the Captain will keep us informed as necessary ...

    If you live near an airport and have tiime, volunteer to be a crash-test dummy for flight-crew training one day - it'll give you a different opinion or what they're actually there for. Or do an industrial flying school including evacuation drills in flame, smoke, into water, after inversion into water ... very educational! It'll put you off flying unless someone is paying you to take the risks.

    If they accidentally eject it... oh well, not THAT big of a deal and we still have the primary system

    No, not a big deal - like any other EPIRB that goes into the water. The signals will be picked up in a matter of minutes and rescue assets launched ; air traffic control will be calling all aircraft in the region for a position and status check ; coast guard and naval assets of multiple nations will be deployed to the area and a whole fucking shitload of resources will be deployed ... because the default response to detecting an emergency signal is to get everyone moving towards the indicted emergency in overwhelming force, not to sit around with thumbs firmly inserted into rectums, saying "oh, it's probably just a false alarm, or some stupid twat 'crying wolf'."

    Have you ever noticed the opprobium that gets heaped on people who accidentally fire off an EPIRB (say, if they're carrying out maintenance on a boat)? Shit and shame is heaped on their head by the ton, from a great height. And that's for accidental discharge. Malicious discharge is in many countries a criminal offence.

    Sorry, but have you ever had anything to do with Search and Rescue? Anything at ll, including being the lost victim?

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  127. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Having taken dozens of intercontinental flights, I can't recall one that had internet service. Not that I'd have looked for one in any case.

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  128. Re: Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floati by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Which government? The one for departure, destination, overflight, ownership, manufacture? And which satellite service is going to be endorsed?

    To mis-quote Shakespeare, "We fat ourselves for lawyers."

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  129. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Are you the sort of person who would put such an object at the front end of the aircraft? You do realise that the fat-cats up at the front in First and Business class are actually disposable padding to protect the "black boxes" from excessive impact forces. The black boxes are housed in the tail-cone of the aircraft, pretty much as far back as possible.

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  130. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Boeing's concern centers around accidental deployment - they estimate that there will be 6 or 7 deployments per year.

    That sounds very credible. There are about that many accidental deployments of the maritime equivalents in the UK annually. They're normally accidental (when the deployer gets a really serious telling off), but malicious cases have been known.

    Up-thread someone suggested putting Big Red Switches where the cabin crew can get at them. That would increase the number of accidental deployments a lot, and when people start to find out about it, malicious deployments will become an issue.

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  131. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Or you could just report back your geographic coordinates via satellite communications every five minutes or so.

    What - you mean in the same way that has been SOP for over 30 years?

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  132. Planes and crews ALREADY certified for ETOPS dista by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > Plnaes get moved around from route to route routinely (sorry)

    You don't move a plane or crew certified for 75 minutes between airports (ETOPS-75) to a route with 180 minutes between airports (ETOPS-180). The systems in place do a pretty damn good job of preventing that.

    This is where someone brings up the August, 2015 LA-Honolulu flight by American Airlines. Yes, once a plane was wrongly assigned. The Airbus was a model that was certified for the flight, but without the extra oxygen and fire extinguishers provided by the ETOPS-180 option package. It it made national news. Once, a plane flew a route it wasn't supposed to and it was national news because that occurs so rarely. American Airlines immediately reported it to the FAA as required.

    (It didn't crash or anything, just flew a route that required more fire extinguishers becuase there are no diversion airports between LA and Honolulu).

  133. REALLY?! by martinfb · · Score: 1

    This cannot be a serious post! How did this article pass an editor, or even to /.??? Firstly, there are lots of truly qualified engineers working on more effective new solutions. i.e. realtime telemetry to satellites, for one. Request: Let all potentially good ideas pass real scrutiny among truly qualified engineers/scientists before taking up valuable readers' time.

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  134. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by nedlohs · · Score: 0

    Because airports famously only ever have one plane in motion at a time.

  135. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    A GPS transponder can run for weeks on a single AAA battery. That's milliamps.

    GPS is not a "transponder" system. It's a receiver. The fact that a GPS receiver can run for weeks on a single battery is irrelevant when you talk about having a transmitter that is sending position data to a satellite. Transmitters use a bit more power. You want them on the system power bus so you don't get halfway over the ocean and find out your AAA battery in the "GPS transponder" has died so you have no protection.

    The other bits aren't transmitting GPS coordinates, idiot.

    A USB stick isn't transmitting GPS coordinates, either, moron. There, did adding that gratuitous insult add to the conversation?

    We're talking about an existing system that is already being used to send engine and performance data back to the manufacturer being expanded into a general tracking system. What's so rocket-science about that?

  136. Re:Planes and crews ALREADY certified for ETOPS di by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Hmm. 180 minutes between (diversion) airports ... I don't think I get above that even in mid-Sahara. (A couple of years ago I had a diversion - lightning strike during the climb. Aborted to next capital along the coast for inspection then 8 hours in an un-air-conditioned departures hall waiting to re-board. Complete pain in the arse.). Certainly not above Asia - too many capital cities in all the 'Stans, each one wanting a full-service international airport and penis-extension (even if they don't actually have the traffic to justify it). When I worked in Canada, I'm not sure that would even apply on the stretch between Keflavik and Gander. Depends on the exact great circle taken. Does it apply anywhere apart from mid-Pacific? Because if that's the case I'm far more likely to go to anywhere in the Pacific by flying overland (e.g. Paris-Delhi-Singapore-Sydney-New Zealand). I'm pretty sure that Perth WA can take 747s and A380s, otherwise Quantas would have been particularly insane to have brought A380s, and they had one of the first A380 incidents when the plane went into service.

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  137. Re:Never misplaced a 747 around the house. Floatin by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    So, in your design, these things can be ejected WITHOUT alarms screaming in the ears of cockpit crew and cabin crew chief. What is the current minimum spacing allowed to avoid planes flying into the turbulence of the preceding plane. I think it used to be 3 minutes, but it's been raised to 5 minutes in the last decade or so. Something to do with a plane being brought down by flying into wake turbulence. Or are you going to dispense with that pointless restriction, because after all, no planes have ever been brought down by wake turbulence. Apart from the ones that have.

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