On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA
(Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its
report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure
of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the
attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released
the shocking conclusion of the report.
"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral
Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.
This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol
sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.
GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he
was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so
badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel." This obvious
conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the
open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.
Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent
ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan. Greenspan has been
quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate
master. Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a
grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised
penis.
President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold
jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.
Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a
pivotal role in the success of the attack. The usually miserly organization
gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort. They then continued with their
unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe
that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack. GNAA has promised a strong
retaliation against #Politics.
John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit
links to your successful First Post
GNAA Announces Project to Port Slashcode to ASP.NET GNAA Announces Project to Port Slashcode to ASP.NET
Fremont, California - In a surprise announcement, GNAA has
announced a truce and alliance with the popular news for trolls website
Slashdot.
GNAA member godspeed broke the news at an early-evening press conference,
announcing that GNAA would cease trolling the website, and will instead work
with the current Slashdot staff on porting the Slashcode to ASP.NET, to be run
under IIS.
"We've had our difference with Slashdot in the past," godspeed began, "but
with recent slowdowns in performance on the website, they have finally realized
that Opensource is indeed dead, and it's time to move on and replace their
antiquated codebase with something that will meet the modern day's needs. We're
pleased to be given the opportunity to work with the Slashdot staff on making
this port. Of course, the new code will not be opensourced, an NDA will be
signed in blood by all who see it and if you release it, the penalty... well,
you've seen what happened to Nick Berg, Paul Johnson, and the others. Major
changes to be implemented include the removal of goatse link evasion, major
overhauls to the karma system, and the replacement of pinkpages with LastMeasure,"
At this point godspeed turned the podium over to fellow GNAA member goat-see
and stormed out of the room. goat-see offered to take any questions the
audiencemembers have. When asked why there were no Slashdot representatives at
the conference, he was quick to reply "You can speak to CowboyNeal outside
after we're through here, we couldn't get that motherfucker in here without
widening the doorframes. Next question?," eliciting a hearty chuckle from the
audience. When asked the reason for the sudden change in relations with
Slashdot, goat-see paused to think for a moment, before answering "Our
historical differences were meant to hilight the flaws in the Slashdot system.
As soon as the staff realized what an impacted shitpile their site was and the
need to update it, we were the first to volunteer to assist in the migration.
We look forward to seeing the hight performace of ASP.NET pages with a MS SQL
backend as much as any other nigger out there."
bare, a GNAA member sitting in the audience, stood up and confirmed
this announcement with a hearty "LOL." goat-see concluded the conference
at that point, saying "If you have any further questions, please direct
them to new GNAA member Wil Wheaton,
now let's all go outside and poke that fat fuck CowboyNeal with sticks."
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
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GNAA 9/11 COMISSION REACHES STARTLING CONCLUSION
On Monday, August 2nd 2004, the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) 9/11 commission will release its report on the events of September 11th, 2001 and the utter, Rucas-esque failure of the government and GNAA's military to prevent, handle, or cover up the attack. In a press conference this morning, GNAA president timecop released the shocking conclusion of the report.
"lol, jews did wtc," said GNAA president timecop before spraying his viral Gaynigger seed all over a crowd of reporters.
This conclusion is in direct contradiction to the US Senate report that "lol sandniggers did wtc" that was released just a short time ago.
GNAA spokesnigger Penisbird held a press conference this morning where he was quoted as saying "It is obvious why the Senate 9/11 Commission failed it so badly: the presence of known Juden Joe Lieberman on the panel." This obvious conflict of interests went unreported by most major news sources because of the open anti-GNAA slant of almost every major organization.
Although the GNAA Commission still has more work to do, the apparent ringleader was Federal Reserve Chairjew Alan Greenspan. Greenspan has been quoted as saying that he supports a smaller economy in which he is the ultimate master. Destroying the WTC was just the first step in what appears to be a grand scheme to shrink the US economy to the size of his shriveled circumcised penis.
President timecop stated that he supports a strong dollar to keep gold jewelry (a staple of niggers) prices low.
Another conclusion of the panel was that the ops of #Politics played a pivotal role in the success of the attack. The usually miserly organization gave $2,000,000 to help fund the effort. They then continued with their unwavering aid to Jews by spreading false evidence that led others to believe that a bunch of sand niggers committed the attack. GNAA has promised a strong retaliation against #Politics.
John Rockecenter was unavailable for comment at this time.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post
GNAA Announces Project to Port Slashcode to ASP.NET
Fremont, California - In a surprise announcement, GNAA has announced a truce and alliance with the popular news for trolls website Slashdot.
GNAA member godspeed broke the news at an early-evening press conference, announcing that GNAA would cease trolling the website, and will instead work with the current Slashdot staff on porting the Slashcode to ASP.NET, to be run under IIS.
"We've had our difference with Slashdot in the past," godspeed began, "but with recent slowdowns in performance on the website, they have finally realized that Opensource is indeed dead, and it's time to move on and replace their antiquated codebase with something that will meet the modern day's needs. We're pleased to be given the opportunity to work with the Slashdot staff on making this port. Of course, the new code will not be opensourced, an NDA will be signed in blood by all who see it and if you release it, the penalty... well, you've seen what happened to Nick Berg, Paul Johnson, and the others. Major changes to be implemented include the removal of goatse link evasion, major overhauls to the karma system, and the replacement of pinkpages with LastMeasure,"
At this point godspeed turned the podium over to fellow GNAA member goat-see and stormed out of the room. goat-see offered to take any questions the audiencemembers have. When asked why there were no Slashdot representatives at the conference, he was quick to reply "You can speak to CowboyNeal outside after we're through here, we couldn't get that motherfucker in here without widening the doorframes. Next question?," eliciting a hearty chuckle from the audience. When asked the reason for the sudden change in relations with Slashdot, goat-see paused to think for a moment, before answering "Our historical differences were meant to hilight the flaws in the Slashdot system. As soon as the staff realized what an impacted shitpile their site was and the need to update it, we were the first to volunteer to assist in the migration. We look forward to seeing the hight performace of ASP.NET pages with a MS SQL backend as much as any other nigger out there."
bare, a GNAA member sitting in the audience, stood up and confirmed this announcement with a hearty "LOL." goat-see concluded the conference at that point, saying "If you have any further questions, please direct them to new GNAA member Wil Wheaton, now let's all go outside and poke that fat fuck CowboyNeal with sticks."
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!