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"E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin

decompiler writes "Earlier reports that cyber-terrorists would be bringing down the internet today have now been denounced as "Russian media sensationalist spin", and Jose Nazario of Arbor Networks says, "There have been no precursors to a large-scale attack.""

244 comments

  1. They lied to us! by chrispyman · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I used to figure, if it's on the internet it must be true! There goes that theory...

    1. Re:They lied to us! by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 2, Funny

      /me points out that your comment is on the internet.

    2. Re:They lied to us! by Three+Headed+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would have thought we'd have a "NO CARRIER" joke as the first post for sure.

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    3. Re:They lied to us! by Knnniggit · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black? Oh wait.

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      Brain kills internet cells.
    4. Re:They lied to us! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why knock down the Internet, when you can knock down Russian airlines?

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      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    5. Re:They lied to us! by timeOday · · Score: 5, Funny

      A false alarm? Have you no appreciation for the dedicated security professionals who exposed and headed off the conspiracy? The complete lack of destruction only testifies to our brilliance and validates our security plan, bow down before us!!!

    6. Re:They lied to us! by thermopylae300 · · Score: 1
      I tried to get the last post before the internet crashed... 11:59 EST

      Last Post

      Alas, here we are.

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    7. Re:They lied to us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  2. Hah! by Mz6 · · Score: 1, Funny
    That'll teach those stupid Russian ter

    CARRIER LOST

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    Hmmm.
  3. "E-Jihad"? by grunt107 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like a "E-Jihadn't"

    1. Re:"E-Jihad"? by xmas2003 · · Score: 1

      Yep - the color scheme at it.slashdot.org is still pukey, so the terrorist attempts must have failed - either that, or /. is a high priority for the Department of Homeland Security to defend ..

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    2. Re:"E-Jihad"? by druhol · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hell, all we'd have to do is link the terrorist's site on the front page. Puny little ISP wouldn't stand a chance.

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      WWD4D?
  4. Two things you usually don't see together by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    News Media

    and

    Exaggerated

    1. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by garcia · · Score: 1

      At least they didn't claim that the cyberterrorists would have an affect on YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!

    2. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by samsmithnz · · Score: 3, Funny

      and

      FOX

    3. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's some sort of strange comfort in knowing that the American media is not alone in this sort of behavior, at least.

      Oh, who am I kidding, journalism as a profession is doomed. They may as well just give out degrees in "reporting sensationalist nonsense" and be done with it.

    4. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by jmcmunn · · Score: 0, Redundant


      Let's be honest...

      AND CNN

    5. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      They may as well just give out degrees in "reporting sensationalist nonsense" and be done with it.

      Why not? They already have specific attention drawn to journalists who are gay.

      Why not just make a new group to sensationalize. I don't even know why they have to separate themselves. Journalism should only be a story about the story and the journalist should be a name at the end of the column.

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    6. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      According to IMDB the quote is "Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding." which is how I remember it.

      Unless you are quoting his mutterings on the porch.

      -Peter

    7. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      Porch.

    8. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      BTW, this site has a full transcript of Part One. I credit my quote to that transcript.

    9. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by kevlar · · Score: 1

      Journalism in the US is faaaaar more respectible than in other countries. Its taken years for the US media to destroy their credibility on the scale of foreign publishers.

    10. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by Nurseman · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Oh, who am I kidding, journalism as a profession is doomed. They may as well just give out degrees in "reporting sensationalist nonsense" and be done with it.

      You were already +5 funny, but I would have made you +5 insightful. The race to be first has replaced the race to get it right, with all phases of media. With so much pressure on rating, the quality of news has been replaced with as much sensationalisim that can fit in a 30 sec. sound bite. Thank (Deity) for Slashdot and Fark, so I can keep up with the "real" news :-)

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    11. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other examples.

      Justice Department and found Anthraxist

      Conquered Iraq and found WMD

      fiscal responsibility and Bush Republicans

    12. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by Alranor · · Score: 1
      Thank (Deity) for Slashdot and Fark, so I can keep up with the "real" news :-)


      Given that one of those is "News for Nerds" and one is "It's not News, .." , I worry for you ;)
    13. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn liberal

    14. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, who am I kidding, journalism as a profession is doomed. They may as well just give out degrees in "reporting sensationalist nonsense" and be done with it.

      You have no knowledge, whatsoever, of what you're talking about, do you? Reporting whatever will sell is what the media is all about and what it's always been all about. The only exception was a short period of history (okay, a century and a half) when wire services tried to promote the idea of idea of an impartial press so they could sell the same story to all the papers in a town instead of having to rewrite it to agree with the slant of each paper. Given half a chance, any media outlet will pander to its audience without anything even resembling shame or integrity.

      For more information check out the history of the AP wire service, the term "yellow journalism", and dig up some periodicals from before 1845.

    15. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I thought the newspapers of today were bad. Then we looking for an article in a newspaper from around 1904, I started reading through the old editions. By god. Nothing but doom and gloom and fearmongering on a scale hardly imaginable today. Even the Gray Lady wasn't necessarily good -- just better than the competition.

      It was a revelation.

    16. Re:Two things you usually don't see together by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      At least they're willing to admit it.

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      "We have got to make Stan understand the importance of voting, because he'll definitely vote for our guy." - South Park
  5. ISC Handlers put it best by UnderAttack · · Score: 4, Funny

    From yesterday's
    Diary:
    "The ISC would like to go out on a limb and predict that the Internet will not vaporize into a cloud of nothingness this Thursday, but if it does, it's been our pleasure to help stave off its inevitable annihilation this long. "

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    1. Re:ISC Handlers put it best by minerat · · Score: 1

      hahaha, 3 sans.org

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      ...and you've eaten your pen. simply stunning.
  6. and now the... by relex · · Score: 1, Funny

    in soviet russia jokes...

    1. Re:and now the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody dare, they'd get modbombed offtopic to cunting fuckery by newless cluebies who get mod points by rimming Michael Sims.

  7. oh crap by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I took work off today because I thought the internet was gonna go down. I didn't mention my absence to any of my supervisors, because I figured they would all be freaking out because the internet is down so they wouldn't notice I was missing.

    I should either:
    A) Go to work.
    B) Bring in some pruning shears and re-create the effect of the internet being down on a much more local scale by severing the fiber line.

    Where are those shears at?

    1. Re:oh crap by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      I should either:
      A) Go to work.
      B) Bring in some pruning shears and re-create the effect of the internet being down on a much more local scale by severing the fiber line.


      doesn't B still constitute going to work?

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  8. Ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Jose Nazario of Arbor Networks says, "There have been no precursors to a large-scale attack."

    Except maybe for a couple of russian jetliners going down simultaneously out of the same airport.

    1. Re:Ahem... by druhol · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right. Because that has such a massive effect on internet security.

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      WWD4D?
  9. Obligatory... by CaptainPuff · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Mother Russia, the Internet attacks you....
    wait a minute... my box gets port probed all day and I'm not even in Russia. grrrrrrrr

    1. Re:Obligatory... by Stevyn · · Score: 5, Funny
      my box gets port probed all day

      It's nice to see woman visit this site, but please keep those details to a minimum.

  10. E-Terror Level by johnkoer · · Score: 5, Funny

    The E-Terror level has subsequently been lowered to #FFFF00

    1. Re:E-Terror Level by rootofevil · · Score: 0

      i wish i had modpoints, that definitely deserves +1, Funny

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      turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie
    2. Re:E-Terror Level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too funny

    3. Re:E-Terror Level by noewun · · Score: 0

      +10, Awesome

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      I am a believer of momentum and curves.
    4. Re:E-Terror Level by T-Kir · · Score: 1

      Very good comment!

      And in the same vein, I'd be more worried if the alert went to #663300...

      ..that's when it is time to get a fresh set of underwear and trousers ;-)

      --
      Are you local? There's nothing for you here!
  11. Just as suspected ... by hike2 · · Score: 1

    Does this make a prophet or what?? http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=119300&cid=100 68965
    Frankly I am dissapointed that something like that showed-up on Slashdot (makes it almost feel like the editors go by the idea that "if it's printed, then it MUST be true" ...) How about some critical screening guys?

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    1. Re:Just as suspected ... by samsmithnz · · Score: 1

      IT showed up because it was recieving so much media attention... I would have been disappointed if it hadn't shown up... I wouldn't have been able to comment on it with fellow /.-ers...

      If Slashdot starts posting about Elvis actually being alive then I'll be disappointed in /..

    2. Re:Just as suspected ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. Make claims of wide scale internet attack
      2. ???
      3. Prophet!

      That's not a typo

    3. Re:Just as suspected ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it should read profit. Kaspersky has had a lot of free publicity....

  12. they already struck by theMerovingian · · Score: 3, Funny
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  13. The day's not over yet ... by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 1

    At least not here in the US. And who knows, maybe the "cyber-terrorists" would like to lull us into a false sense of security this way.

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    Don't blame me -- I voted for Roslin.
    1. Re:The day's not over yet ... by mzwaterski · · Score: 0

      Maybe they want us to think that they are lulling us, all the time knowing what we think we know that they are doing when in fact they are really not going to do anything...

  14. E-slam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is e-jihad a characteristic of the E-slam faith?

    1. Re:E-slam? by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is.

      However, most me-slims regard the lesser e-jihad as frivolous, especially when they must still wager the increasingly difficult greater e-jihad within their own b0xen. After all, how can one rid others of the sins of Windows if one is still fighting the worms and viruses of one's own computer?

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    2. Re:E-slam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take E-slam over Javais Witnesses always knocking on my door...

  15. I just woke up... by mzwaterski · · Score: 0

    did I miss it? Everything looks so different when the internet is down?

    1. Re:I just woke up... by spidereyes · · Score: 0

      Damn it I thought this was really going to happen. How am I going to explain to my boss why I didn't show up to work.

      A. Internet was about to be brought down.
      B. Hot date that I was up all night with.

      Yeah which one is he more likely to believe.

      --

      I say we just grow up, be adults and die.
    2. Re:I just woke up... by mzwaterski · · Score: 0

      C. I stayed up too late reading all the posts on /.

  16. Ha! by east+coast · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew it was just a big lie... There was no way those cowards were going to sd #4f d# $ i%5@

    NO CARRIER

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    Dedicated Cthulhu Cultist since 4523 BC.
  17. I know why by StevenHenderson · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were going to launch the attack, but the amazing security of XP SP2 has made potential victims impenetrable fortresses!

    1. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually SP2 was the threat they were referring to

    2. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the release of Windows XP SP2 was the attack.

    3. Re:I know why by argent · · Score: 1

      You think the 18% of computers that didn't boot after installing SP2 was enough to make a difference?

    4. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's already starting. Windows XP SP2 has been released to the public via automatic update. Since everything important on the Internet runs on Windows XP. Crash!!!

  18. Bright side by metlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, look at the bright side. The fact that a lot of the news sources had denounced this as bullshit for the most part, and even made fun of it - is something positive.

    A while ago, something like this would have been treated a whole lot more seriously - the fact that people (especially some of the media) are realizing not all of the stuff that comes on the net needs to make sense is a slight silver lining :)

    1. Re:Bright side by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1, Troll
      the fact that people (especially some of the media) realizing not all of the stuff that comes on the net needs to make sense

      And it only took them 9 years (give or take a few years since the web took off) to figure that fact out! Wow. At this rate, It will only be 40 more years until these "people" stop buying things from spammers.

    2. Re:Bright side by whthat · · Score: 1

      Y2K anyone?

  19. Well... by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 0, Troll

    They were off by a day, and they brought down two airplanes instead of the internet...

    Maybe there was a translation error in their intelligence?

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  20. Actually, the Exaggerators... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...we're the Slashdot editors. Most of us smelled bullshit the second this crap hit the main page.

  21. Terrorism anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3596354.stm

    So they didn't crash the internet. They do seem to have crashed a couple of planes though.

    1. Re:Terrorism anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They were trying to fly the planes INTO the internet.

    2. Re:Terrorism anyway by edittard · · Score: 0

      Luckily they missed and hit the usarweb instead.

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  22. Damn you Kaspersky lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just spent the last 4 hours hermetically sealing my linux box with duct tabe and plastic wrap.

    1. Re:Damn you Kaspersky lab by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      sealing my linux box with duct tabe and plastic wrap.

      ah, the old Kaspersky Case Mod. a classic.

  23. 503 Error? by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is this why I've been getting those '503 Error' messages when I try to hit Slashdot?

    CB

    1. Re:503 Error? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      The real terrorist plot, get a machine hooked to broadband and execute the command:
      ping slashdot.org
      And leave it go, it will bring down the whole internet!

    2. Re:503 Error? by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      That's not funny. Slashdot is my whole internet :( I don't even read the articles, I just post random "funny" comments based on the headline.

    3. Re:503 Error? by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 2, Funny

      or the terrorists will post some inane article about some freak who got Linux running on his toaster, then mirror the link using tinyurl to slashdot the entire internet! we'll have to all go out for a walk in the sunshine! damn you terrorists!

      (wish I could be in NYC this weekend...)

      CBVSD(F&*

    4. Re:503 Error? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      I just post random "funny" comments based on the headline.

      Wait a minute! That's MY job! If you are doing that, what am I supposed to do?

    5. Re:503 Error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't even read the articles, I just post random "funny" comments based on the headline."

      Looks like you failed this time.

  24. what would of happened? by Ziak · · Score: 1

    too bad i was looking forward to the internet go down..... and seeing what would happen, everything relys on the net and e-mail now a days..... it would probally be declared a national emergency probally.... any thoughts what we would do?

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    1. Re:what would of happened? by StevenHenderson · · Score: 2, Funny

      any thoughts what we would do

      rent pr0n videos and buy cds...[shudder]

    2. Re:what would of happened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any thoughts what we would do?

      Work? Go outside? Sleep?

    3. Re:what would of happened? by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      If the Internet went down?

      A few million spam messages would not have been delivered.

      And this is bad because........

    4. Re:what would of happened? by whthat · · Score: 1

      Sleep.

  25. Oh Man by quaketripp · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet Al Gore is releived to hear is was a hoax, his baby was in jeopardy.

    1. Re:Oh Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the 10,000,000th time already - I NEVER SAID I INVENTED THE INTERNET!!

      Ok? Got it now? Stop it. For the love of God, please stop making fun of me!!!

      -AAG

    2. Re:Oh Man by pixelphsr · · Score: 1

      Geez people! Stop spouting this BS and check your facts! http://www.snopes.com/quotes/internet.htm (yeah, right. I forgot... this is /.)

    3. Re:Oh Man by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Geez pixelphsr, stop ranting about this and grow a sense of humor! (yeah, right. I forgot... this is /.)

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    4. Re:Oh Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the 10,000,000th time already - LAUGH. IT'S FUNNY, you humorless clod.

    5. Re:Oh Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, where people laugh at the same stupid shit day in and day out. Soviet Russia shit. Step #4...Profit! shit. No carrier #@$% shit. Al Gore invented the internet shit.

      Slashdot readers are the biggest weenies on the planet.

  26. Wait just a minute! by cephyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean to tell me that the thing that, according ot the media, "may or may not happen" didn't actually happen?

    So in that case, the media was right. Why are we upset with them?

    I think I may or may not get back to work now. Hey, at least I'm not lying.

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    1. Re:Wait just a minute! by bonkedproducer · · Score: 1
      --
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    2. Re:Wait just a minute! by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      That's like the trick I taught my cat: "Sit up or don't!". He has mastered it.

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  27. Could be rephrased as by Talondel · · Score: 0, Troll

    Earlier reports that cyber-terrorists would be bringing down the internet today have now been denounced as "Slashdot editors complete lack of common sense or fact checking".

  28. Baby in Jeopardy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'll take diaper brands for $100, Alex."

  29. Yeah actually... by tekiegreg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just realized it was a normal day...despite the threat of a cyber-attack today.

    Move along people nothing to see here...

    Tomorrow Tom Ridge will probably announce that the United States could be under attack soon by a bunch off terrorists arriving in flying pigs...*sigh*

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    ...in bed
    1. Re:Yeah actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Newsflash:

      The Department of Homeland Security has monitored increasing activity along with a decrease in temperature in Hell. Unable to reveal their sources, the current administration simply said "Let's just say we have credible sources in Hell that report these activities to us from time to time." As impending armageddon nears, they have added a new terror alert level, "GRAPE" which we will now observe until the end of time.

      Asked to explain "GRAPE" level, a DHS representative said the best plan of action at such a high terror alert level would be to duct-tape one's children onto their doorposts, plastic wrap all the ventilation systems, and scream "We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die...unless we vote GW in November."

      Um, that advise given to us by a non-profit organization "Doomsday Predicters for Truth" not affiliated with the present administration. At all. No, seriously.

    2. Re:Yeah actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that would be an attack by Pink Floyd...

    3. Re:Yeah actually... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      terrorists arriving in flying pigs

      Slashdotters getting laid? Scary.

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  30. Inverse Slashdot Effect by News+for+nerds · · Score: 1

    The world was saved from E-Jihad because informed slashdotters were not induced to browse related websites without big images.

  31. What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Next thing you know, we're going to find out Iraq didn't have any WMDs. It's almost as if somebody actually BENEFITS from creating unsubstantiated media scares. Anyway, I gotta get back to duct taping my windows.

    1. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.un.org/Depts/unmovic/ExecChair/BlixVien na2.htm

      the UN certainly believed it.

      even hanssyboy

    2. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suspecting something and reporting it as fact are two very different things. Hans suspected it. Clinton suspected it, incidentally. But Clinton didn't invade countries based on suspicion of wrongdoing--he required evidence.

    3. Re:What?!? by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 1

      It's 3M. Every time middle america freaks out, duct-tape sales go THROUGH THE ROOF.

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    4. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "But Clinton didn't invade countries based on suspicion of wrongdoing--he required evidence"

      Bush retaliated against Iraq based on overwhelming proof of a wide variety of violations of the cease fire, ranging from matters such as more than 2,000 attacks against peacekeepers in the no-fly zones to a years long record of blocking weapons inspections.

    5. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duct taping Windows? Is that what we're calling patching Windows these days?

    6. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm sure he cried about it all the way to the launch button.

    7. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, there were no peacekeepers in the no-fly zones. The UN never sanctioned any no-fly zones. The US and Britain declared them to exist, and they existed. Iraq shot at planes in their own airspace, which the UN has never had problems with. Sovereign nations have that right. Canada can't declare New York a "no fly zone" and then run crying to the UN when we shoot their bombers down.

      Yes, Iraq turned away weapons inspectors. That's certainly grounds for an invasion. That must have been why Bush ran on the "invade Iraq" platform in 2000. That there is proof that he wasn't playing off 9/11 fears and imagined connections to Iraq. Let's just find where Bush publically declared he planned to invade Iraq for turning away inspectors prior to 9/11, I'm sure it's around here somewhere...

    8. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Um, there were no peacekeepers in the no-fly zones"


      Actually, US and Britain patrolled these areas as they were allowed to do according to the cease fire.


      "Iraq shot at planes in their own airspace"


      Yet, according to the treaty, they had no right to engage in this sort of aggression.


      "Canada can't declare New York a "no fly zone""


      Diverting the topic to something totally unrelated. Using your logic, we can also make the valid point that all gloops are not sloopies.


      "Sovereign nations have that right"


      Iraq tossed aways its sovereignty when it invaded Kuwait.


      "That there is proof that he wasn't playing off 9/11 fears"


      There is overwhelming proof of this, as he did nothing but tell us what was what.


      "and imagined connections to Iraq"


      Only in your imagination. The Al Quada ties between Saddam's terrorist regime are well documented. Bush never claimed Saddam caused 9/11, but he made a good case that this terrorist leader who engaged in much unprovoked aggression and terrorism in the past, and promised to do more, should be taken to task.


      So much for your phony-baloney pro-Saddam arguments.

    9. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the evidence was there.

      records existed.

      clinton just didnt want to make any waves in a good economic time.

      it is an undisputable fact that saddam was still building new programs and actual weapons up until the day he kicked out the inspectors.

      (this fact comes from the UN, the actual inspectors, reporters, military figures in Iraq, actual weapons found), for instance, when the UN inspectors blew up a anthrax lab (a new lab)

      logic says: well since he now has nobody watching, he will continue.

      he didnt just think to himself "hey now that those inspectors are gone, lets just call it quits, shut it all down boys"

    10. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The inspectors destroyed WMDs, that's true. In fact, they destroyed them all, making an invasion unneccessary. Congratulations are due to Mr. Blix. He's the only one in this whole sorry mess who can declare "Mission accomplished!"

      I'm sure you're just waiting to prove me wrong. Have a nice wait.

    11. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The inspectors destroyed WMDs, that's true."

      Only very few. Saddam blocked inspections all the way up to the US retaliation last year. Even Clinton expressed frustration, bombing terrorist installations when Saddam booted out the inspectors several years ago.

      "In fact, they destroyed them all, making an invasion unneccessary. Congratulations are due to Mr. Blix."

      Blix's report even listed that there was little cooperation. However, Blix overlooked this in his summary as he was acting as a representative of his strongly pro-Saddam, anti-Iraqi government in Germany.

      "I'm sure you're just waiting to prove me wrong. Have a nice wait."

      The facts prove you wrong. Wonder why the reason for such strong personal hatred of the Iraqis.

    12. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US and British forces are not peacekeepers, except when they operate under UN authority.

      You almost sounded like you were putting forward a reasonable point of view until you started talking about Iraq's ties to Al Qaeda being well-documented. New flash, buddy: Al Qaeda was a threat to Saddam Hussein's regime and his intelligence kept an eye on Al Qaeda. You'll find the same sorts of ties between the CIA and Al Qaeda. Keeping track of, infiltrating, and talking to information sources in a group hardly qualifies as a strong link.

      You just called Saddam a terrorist leader. Please. Was he "a new Hitler" just like Manuel Noreiga too? (Bush Sr. believed and said so, do you agree? Is Noriega right up there with Hitler? Is Saddam right up there with bin Laden?) Can't you be satisfied with ACCURATE descriptors like "brutal dictator of a third-rate country with matching military capabilities"? Especially when his army was 1/3 as powerful in 2002 than it was in 1991, it's not like he was a threat to anyone outside his borders.

      What exactly makes you think I'm pro-Saddam? I simply think Iraq deserves democracy and self-determination. I hope the Iraqis don't have to kill too many more of us to achieve that.

    13. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You almost sounded like you were putting forward a reasonable point of view until you started talking about Iraq's ties to Al Qaeda being well-documented"

      They are. Please check into this. This does not mean that they operated in lockstep much (not in 9/11).

      "You just called Saddam a terrorist leader. Please"

      He was. Even up to the day he was ousted, he was funding antisemitic terrorist groups in Israel. During 2002, he engaged in terrorist actions in Kuwait as well.

      "Was he "a new Hitler" just like Manuel Noreiga too?"

      He was old, actually, since he was in power for decades. He was indeed quite Hitlerlike, with his rampant imperialism, genocide, and goal of exterminating Jews. Noriega was not. While he was not the legit leader of Panama, and was propped up by the USSR (through Castro), he did not seek to expand Panama or to slaughter large numbers of people.

      "Bush Sr. believed and said so, do you agree? Is Noriega right up there with Hitler?"

      He made plenty of mistakes. This was one. Breaking his "no new taxes" promise was another.

      "Is Saddam right up there with bin Laden?"

      That is like asking if a sequoya is right up there with a daisy. Bin Laden killed many thousands in Afghanistan and the United States, but the numbers were quite small compared to Saddam's.

      "Can't you be satisfied with ACCURATE descriptors like "brutal dictator of a third-rate country with matching military capabilities"

      Accurate? Perhaps. Vague? Certainly. North Korea is certainly third rate, but like Iraq under Saddam it was led by a megalomaniac trying to build nukes. He got close a few times (like before Israel bombed his nuclear weapons factory).

      "What exactly makes you think I'm pro-Saddam? "

      You have said things that were not true in order to justify him.

      " I simply think Iraq deserves democracy and self-determination."

      Then thank George Bush and boo Michael Moore while you are at it, if you really favor democracy and self determination.

      "I hope the Iraqis don't have to kill too many more of us to achieve that."

      The unprovoked aggression by the leftover Saddamites and Islamists terrorists only prolongs the occupation, and you should know that the "insurrectionists" certainly do not want democracy and self-determination.

      "Especially when his army was 1/3 as powerful in 2002 than it was in 1991, it's not like he was a threat to anyone outside his borders."

      It still was. He was still scheming to exterminate the Israelis. He still claimed Kuwait as his personal property.

  32. bless this e-jihad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we have to say:
    Al Gore bless this e-jihad!

  33. Bullwinkle by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    And I used to figure, if it's on the internet it must be true! There goes that theory...

    Bullwinkle used to say, "If it's in the newspapers, it must be true!"

    Other Classic Exaggerations:

    Swine Flu Scare (1976) IIRC in the USA more people died from the shots than the disease.

    Earthquake Predictions (various)

    WMD ('nuff said)

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Bullwinkle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you inferring the WMD's that were used against the Kurds? How about the chemical and biological kitchens? OOOOH! I think you are referring to the WMD's that EVERY FUCKING INTEL AGENCY knows were hid before the war!

    2. Re:Bullwinkle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, sir. If another 50% of your kind thinks the same as you do, then your country is doomed.

      It should be no surprise.

      Have a nice day.

    3. Re:Bullwinkle by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Other Classic Exaggerations

      You forgot the all-time favourite... The Millenium Bug. People actually stocked up just for that one. Here's an excerpt from the link...

      • Withdraw two to three months' worth of cash no later than mid-1999. Waiting any longer could be a problem if the Federal Reserve decides to dampen any run on the banks. Also, keep copies of your banking statements in case computer malfunctions cause disputes with your bank over the size of your assets.
      • Stockpile essential equipment and supplies to allow you to live without electricity if need be. He recommends purchasing a generator, nonperishable food, water and medical supplies.
      • If you're stuck in an urban area, do your best to secure your residence from intruders. In general, he opposes stockpiling weapons, instead recommending that people build hidden rooms to avoid thugs.
  34. Maybe... by MinusBlindfold · · Score: 1, Troll

    the attack will be tomorrow to throw everyone off... The one thing that makes a 'terrorist' attack such a big thing, is the element of surprise. If we all know its coming, we can prepare and arrange for counter attack efforts, which i am sure some security specialists had at least thought about yesterday/early today. Do you think if people had a hint that 9/11 might happen, some people would err on the side of cauti.... oh wait

    1. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite your tongue in cheek humor, you do make a point. A lot of people do not want to come to work here in NYC when the RNC starts. Many just do not want to deal with all of the inconvenience, but others are afraid of attack. I think that it would be an unlikely target for a large terror attack because everyone expects it... it is not "just another sunny late-summer morning" like 9/11 was.

      I will be at work on Monday, but I do not have to go through the MSG vicinity.

  35. OSQ by loqi · · Score: 1

    Sneaky fuckin Russian media...

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    If other reasons we do lack, we swear no one will die when we attack
  36. You forgot one by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Copying press release with zero verification of the claims in said press release. See RIAA/MPAA piracy claims and the reporting of those by ALL MEDIA.

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  37. Little did they know.... by trainsnpep · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is probably read my a mostly American crowd, and only can bring down small servers. But considering the important articles being posted today, we may have a few "large chunks" on their way down.

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    --<Mike>--
  38. e-jihad.com by acceleriter · · Score: 5, Funny

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    Organization:
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    183 Vaughan Road
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    Fax..: +44 208 933 0929
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    Domain Name: E-JIHAD.COM

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    1. Re:e-jihad.com by gold23 · · Score: 1

      Ha! The first thing I did yesterday when I saw the articles about the impeding death of the 'net was to whois that domain.

      I guess we should e-mail the admin and ask what went wrong.

      --
      Trust not a man who's rich in flax / His morals may be sadly lax
  39. Anyone remember Eric Metcalf ? by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I still have a Tee-shirt that says the internet will end in 10^h^h 9 Days - Repent

    People have been predicting the end of the internet as we know it for 20 years now (remember the cutover date 20 1/2 years ago ?) and somehow it still hasn't happened.

    Somehow I don't think it ever will

    --
    I have mod points and I am not afraid to use them
    1. Re:Anyone remember Eric Metcalf ? by kabloom · · Score: 0

      Recurse! Recurse! The end is near.

    2. Re:Anyone remember Eric Metcalf ? by griffjon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and Jesus is coming back real soon now, too, or so I'm told. We evidentially get people telling us that everything's going to blow up soon for all time.

      --
      Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
  40. Ahem. by Effugas · · Score: 1

    That's Dr. Jose Nazario to you :-)

    (Friendly props, Dr. J. See ya at Toor.)

    --Dan

  41. actually certain websites have been targeted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    partycat.us was recently attacked by an Islamic cyber terrorist group calling themselves the 'sacred internet order of mohammed tuvai'.
    This was in response to the heavily anti-islamist writings published on the site in recent months, which resulted in a large scale DDOS which crippled the site for more than 3 days, this threat is real folks, and can only increase with time as more and more of the eastern world becomes computer literate.

  42. Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is about TERROR! It is about emotional manipulation. I'm sorry, but no matter how financially devastating a loss of internet might be, it really doesn't compare to the emotional effect of watching two towers in New York getting hit by jumbo jets and falling to the ground. Not to mention the symbolism behind the world trade center. This whole idea of "cyber-terrorism" is a big joke perpetuated by the ignorant. I'm not saying that nobody will evertry to DDoS the Internet, but I don't really think it would have much to do with a "Jihad" or whatever. And it would be a mistake to lump it in with terrorism. I'm sure terrorists will stick to much more visible and non-virtual acts to get their point across.

    -matthew

    --
    "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    1. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by metaomni · · Score: 1

      I don't know...I would be pretty emotional if I couldn't get my /. fix for the day.

    2. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by Tanaraus · · Score: 0

      the internet goes down so much around here that unless we were directly told that it was a terrorist's fault, we would just think it was another Comast hiccup

    3. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by invalid_address · · Score: 0

      al qaida on the whole is a technologically proficient group of murdering thugs, do not underestimate them. after all, the 'base' does not stand for 'database' or anything.

      a morning show guy here in LA put it very succinctly, stating that while we americans are all bent out of shape about prison abuse in iraq and who did what 35 years ago in vietnam, qaida has probably got guys with camcorders and digicams snapping recon shots and timing elevators in buildings.

      as far as this internet scare goes, i think it was a cheap ad gimmick by kaspersky, as if to indicate they knew of a new threat. and knowing about something before it happens only makes it appear more suspicious, as if they might have a hand in such nefarious activities.

      -tehrawr-

    4. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by swordgeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'This whole idea of "cyber-terrorism" is a big joke perpetuated by the ignorant.'

      I disagree with this. On the whole, the idea of cyber-terrorism is a carefully laid plan perpetuated by those who stand to gain from having a paranoid populace. Count how many times the US uses "terr'rists" to justify overreaching legislation.

      --

      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    5. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...qaida has probably got guys with camcorders and digicams snapping recon shots"

      Indeed they probably do:

      Bridge tape called reconnaissance
      http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/custom/attack/bal -suspect0825,1,7554105.story

    6. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by misleb · · Score: 1
      al qaida on the whole is a technologically proficient group of murdering thugs, do not underestimate them. after all, the 'base' does not stand for 'database' or anything.

      I didn't mean to suggest that al-Queda is incapable of so called "cyber-terrorism." I am just saying that it doesn't fit the profile. Whatever technological savvy they do have is most likely going to used to communicate securely over the Internet rather than destroy it. Real terrorism involves high profile instances of violence, not hacking or denial of service attacks.

      a morning show guy here in LA put it very succinctly, stating that while we americans are all bent out of shape about prison abuse in iraq and who did what 35 years ago in vietnam, qaida has probably got guys with camcorders and digicams snapping recon shots and timing elevators in buildings.

      This is a perfect example of distracting people from the real issues using fear. How we treat people around the world, especially in times of war, is far more important than paranoid speculations about what a phantom enemy is thinking about doing to us. There is nothing we can do about terrorists "casing the joint." But we can change how we express ourselves in foreign policy.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    7. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by misleb · · Score: 1
      I disagree with this. On the whole, the idea of cyber-terrorism is a carefully laid plan perpetuated by those who stand to gain from having a paranoid populace. Count how many times the US uses "terr'rists" to justify overreaching legislation.

      How does that one saying go? "Be careful of attributing to malice what can be just as easily attributed to ignorance (stupidity?)"

      There may be some element of planning, but for the most part I think that it comes down to ignorance and an utter lack of understanding of the "enemy." I'm confident that the people jusifying the overreaching legistlation think they are doing what is right. But they are just politicians.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    8. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by PatientZero · · Score: 2, Insightful
      a morning show guy here in LA put it very succinctly, stating that while we americans are all bent out of shape about prison abuse in iraq and who did what 35 years ago in vietnam, qaida has probably got guys with camcorders and digicams snapping recon shots and timing elevators in buildings.

      I know Matthew replied to this already, but I'd like to expand on it. As has been said before, "Those who ignore the past are condemned to repeat it."

      Al Qaeda is doing what they do precisely because U.S. administrations have instituted horrible foreign policy (some call it terrorism) at the expense of many, many people the world over. Why? The main goal continues to be ensuring U.S. corporations have access to markets and resources.

      If we continue to ignore what has been done or brush it off as less important than worrying about what terrorists might be doing right now, we'll never stop the activities that are sewing the seeds for terrorism in the first place. We're trying to treat the symptom rather than the sickness.

      I understand that it can be hard to learn about and accept the horrors past and current administrations have wrought. But if we don't, we'll never have peace and freedom from fear. But as your mother probably said when you were sick as a child, "I know it's bitter, but you'll feel better after you drink it."

      So take your medicine, citizen! :)

      --
      Freedom to fear. Freedom from thought. Freedom to kill.
      I guess the War on Terror really is about freedom!
    9. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      It is about TERROR! It is about emotional manipulation. I'm sorry, but no matter how financially devastating a loss of internet might be, it really doesn't compare to the emotional effect of watching two towers in New York getting hit by jumbo jets

      You're speaking from the point of view of an individual. I would imagine that a complete loss of internet connectivity and/or security for an extended period could be pretty terrifying to the bigwigs at a lot of America's corporations, which as we know have more influence in Washington than us peasants.

      --
      Downmodding is the refuge of the weak. Don't downmod, make a better argument!
    10. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by misleb · · Score: 1
      You're speaking from the point of view of an individual. I would imagine that a complete loss of internet connectivity and/or security for an extended period could be pretty terrifying to the bigwigs at a lot of America's corporations, which as we know have more influence in Washington than us peasants.

      No, I'm speaking from the point of view of a human being. Things blowing up is far more terrifying that a loss of business. Sorry. Also, taking down the Internet is a very sloppy way of making a point. Terrorists have particular targets. They don't just hate the whole world. They chose the World Trade Center and the Pentagon for a reason. Just any buildings wouldn't have been as effective.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    11. Re:Does anyone even know what terrorism is about? by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      I think you are grouping guerilla tactics in with terrorism. We have seen some politicians do so to stir emotions and raise support for causes that more rational minds might reject. And we see the media do so out of competition for eyeballs. But doing so runs the risk of crying wolf since the public can't be exposed to alarm after alarm with no actual attack without losing that sense of urgency that we need to be ready to respond to a real crisis.

  43. No Meltdown? by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    So you mean that burning sensation in the back of my skull is not from the internet melting dow...*thud*

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    SIGFAULT
  44. Not the first time... by knoledgesponge · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of all those people talking about the evil hackers targeting airports and cereal factories...

  45. Boooooooo!!!! Hissssssss!! by Khan · · Score: 1

    This sucks! I scheduled my ENTIRE day around this event actually going as planned. WTF kind of quality control are these cyber-terrorist using, eh??!

    --

    "Klaatu, verada, necktie!" -Ash

  46. Russian Media by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
    I am not surprised at all. I grew up in Soviet Union and if you think U.S. media is unfair and biased you can only imagine what it would be like in a post-communist state ruled by mafia and corruption. They are fond of inducing panic over non-issues and sweeping under the rug important stuff that government doesn't want them to say. Or maybe it was just Kaspersky who decided to get some publicity. They are playing the "Russian uber smart hacker genious" card and claim they figured out something that your "simple-minded" American av companies like Norton never saw comming. Perhaps now your average joe when he goes to buy Wal-Mart will ask for "Kazesrcky... Kaverkovik ... Kaz something" software because he heard about them from their computer savy brother-in-law how they predicted the appocalipse, so they must be really good.

    1. Re:Russian Media by norkakn · · Score: 1

      "post-communist state ruled by mafia and corruption."

      wouldn't that be the Soviet Union 1930-today?

  47. Obligatory Simpson's Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Professor Frink: "This isn't the Monsterometer, it's the E-Jihad Exaggerator!"

  48. Nazario knows of what he speaks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Jose Nazario has put out a whole book on this sort of thing, _Defense and Detection Strategies against Internet Worms_ which is extremely well researched and written, and talks about the history or widespread worms as well. Check it out at:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1580 535372/103-2200213-9517444?v=glance

    Vmyths also had a very good write up on this with their usual counterspinning: http://vmyths.com/hoax.cfm?id=281&page=3

  49. Didn't the community predict this? by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Slashdot Community predict yesterday that this may or may not be the outcome?

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    1. Re:Didn't the community predict this? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

      no we predicted there would be a story dupe posted today.

      well, it did kinda happen, in a follow-up sorta way.

    2. Re:Didn't the community predict this? by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Well, this is how you can get twice the stories from a slow news day. You get to post the scary rumor story and then you get to post the "scary rumor found untrue" story.

      --
      We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
  50. It's how the old saying goes by Slinky+Saves+the+Wor · · Score: 1

    There's lies, damn lies, statistics, and then there's Russian media.

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    I do not moderate.
  51. "Russian media sensationalist spin" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    what, Slashdot is a Russian news site now?

  52. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am not surprised at all. I grew up in Soviet Union and if you think U.S. media is unfair and biased you can only imagine what it would be like in a post-communist state ruled by mafia and corruption." How right you are. In the Soviet era, the media was known for its accuracy, diversity of viewpoints, and willingness to criticize government leaders.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      "Diversity and Accuracy" ? Have you been there during the Chernobyl disaster? When they did a 1 minute news flash , during the evening news, saying a minor malfunction occured at the reactor and showed some smoke in the distance. Or don't you know how all the independent journalists are being harassed by the state even today. I hope you were sarcastic

  53. A bit of history to put things in perspective.... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    A long while back, I've heard/read that hackers (computer crackers?) at L0pht Heavy Industries (now apparantly http://www.atstake.com/) claimed that they could bring down the Internet within a half hour or so. My guess is that their plan involved attacking the DNS root servers. They didn't carry out their 'threat' which proves that they are being responsible with their 'dangerous' knowledge.

  54. Reports of the Death of the Internet... by TechnoWeenie · · Score: 1

    have been greatly exaggerated.

    1. Re:Reports of the Death of the Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this, "Mark Twain Day?"

  55. i don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but no internet is pretty damn terrifying to me.

  56. No, really, you're just dreaming... by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

    ! ("That's just what we WANT you to think!")

    --
    --- Asking inconvenient questions for over 30 years...
    1. Re:No, really, you're just dreaming... by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

      Damn. Tried to post that in Russian, and it didn't work.

      --
      --- Asking inconvenient questions for over 30 years...
  57. Well, doh. by argent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We knew it was a hoax yesterday.

    Hot news! Obvious hoax TURNS OUT TO BE HOAX!

    *sigh*

    1. Re:Well, doh. by StuckInSyrup · · Score: 1

      Hoax? Why do you mean? I think it's obvious, what is going to happen tomorrow.
      Some russian news agency is going to announce that the Internet Meltdown didn't happen, because they uncovered the story.

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      Ni.
  58. Example of event causing GRAPE alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Click here to see the type of attack that causes a grape terror alert.

  59. You are off by 13 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was in 1917 that Lenin overthrew the democratic Russian government and instituted his corrupt mafia-type government. Not 1930.

    1. Re:You are off by 13 years by norkakn · · Score: 1

      I was giving them a few years to pretend to try to actually apply communism

  60. Innoculation by Effugas · · Score: 1

    This is somewhat likely to be an innoculation against a real threat being taken seriously. Oh, the warning was likely "real", in the sense that those who made it probably spoke those words, but it was probably "amplified" by press so that we'd watch it fail and not trust the next warning.

    There's really a fine art of preventing panic. This is part of how it's done.

    --Dan

  61. If its not in the media, its not official... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... cuz that nonsense was "denounced" about 30 seconds after being posted to Slashdot yesterday.
    But I guess it's not an official denounciation until it gets "printed" in the The Register, huh?

    >:-(

  62. try 99% of every country. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Congratulations, sir. If another 50% of your kind thinks the same as you do, then your country is doomed." Try 90%+ of every country who knows about the WMDs used against the Kurds. The remaining 10% are probably north koreans and Cargo Cult islanders.

    1. Re:try 99% of every country. by gantzm · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and Cargo Cult islanders.

      Oh, that's just great. Now I've got this image of isolated islanders wearing grass lab coats building a nuke out of bamboo and coconut milk.

      Meanwhile an islander in a grass business suit is running about complaining infiltration from the "acka-ack-nunucket" island.

      Thankfully I think I see Feynman swimming to shore, maybe he can save me!

      --


      Excessive forking causes un-wanted children.
  63. Re:A bit of history to put things in perspective.. by Dh2000 · · Score: 1

    Or maybe they were bullshitting.

  64. wtf.. was "jihad" word-of-the-day or something? by d_jedi · · Score: 1

    I'm seeing it everywhere nowadays, and it's just stupid.. it makes absolutely no sense in this context.

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    I am the maverick of Slashdot
  65. Security/Planning by randall_burns · · Score: 1

    It isn't reasonable to expect someone to be able to predict attacks with 100% accuracy.

    IMHO what _is_ reasonable, that they can come up with reasonable odds over time. Maybe there _was_ an increased chance of an e-attack today and we just got lucky. Personally, I would think a guy that could name 10 days with a 10% chance of terrorism and get a resonable number right was doing _very_ good.

  66. Re:A bit of history to put things in perspective.. by jafiwam · · Score: 2, Informative

    It couldnt have been DNS, TTLs would ensure that some functionality would remain for a while... they must have been talking about being able to disable big routers all over or something similar.

    Someone already took out 11 of the 13 Root servers a while back, Joe User didn't even notice.

  67. But Tomorrow... by Vague+but+True · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Tomorrow, we are not expecting anything unusual to happen.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled spam.

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  68. What about those two aircraft? by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that the 'terrorists' wanted the authorities to be focusing on the rumored Internet attack while they in fact smuggled themselves and/or bombs onto aircraft.

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    1. Re:What about those two aircraft? by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

      I don't really think the authorities go to the internet press to get their intelligence, and even if this was reported to them on any major scale, I'm pretty sure "terrorists are planning on hijacking planes and flying them into famous buildings" would be higher up the priority list than "OMG OMG T3H 1NTARWEB WILL BE HAXXORED!!"

      One is at most a major inconvenience. The other is death and destruction for hundreds of people. I know which one I'd concentrate my resources on.

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  69. Re:US media vs other countries by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Independent of government interests, but not independent of corporate interests.

    The U.S. public broadcasters seem to have a similar flavour and freedom as the BBC.

    While Fox, CNN MSNBC et. al. exist entirely for profit and they're not judged on the quality of their news, but the palatability of thier content to their advertisers. The correlation between news and the public is a secondary effect of what the networks feel the advertisers feel the public wants to see... curbed by the advertisers' tendency to not want the public to see things which make the public adverse to particular forms of spending.

    There are notable exceptions to the rule, but there are a lot of big stories which go ignored on "slow news days"

  70. Imagine the sight.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Man, I would've wanted to see that. Just imagine, thousands of basements open, out come countless geeks who have not seen a ray of light in years.

    No more than five minutes, though. That would've been unbearable.

    1. Re:Imagine the sight.. by lordsilence · · Score: 1

      You mean.. the day of the living dead?

  71. Re:A bit of history to put things in perspective.. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    or, they were talking out there ass. Based on what I know about them, I'd say that is the most likley answer. Ass-Talking.

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  72. Re:US media vs other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason that the US media can currently be considered as independent from the government is that a Republican is in office. Only in China can you find journalism with such an overtly obvious slant. Same direction too, come to think of it.

  73. The slant of US media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Only in China can you find journalism with such an overtly obvious slant"

    so the US media has an obvious slant? Tell me. I'm really waiting to see this single slant shared by Dan Rather, the Washington Times, the Washington Post, "The Nation", "National Review", Rush Limbaugh, NPR, Fox News, CNN, indymedia.org, and newsmax.com.

    1. Re:The slant of US media by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      While I don't quite agree with the GP's implication that there is a single slant, I won't disagree with the assertion that nearly all media has an obvious slant. Not always the same way, but it's there.

      When I watch/read the news, I want the news, not an editorial (except in the editorial section where I am free to ignore it without being less informed). Unfortunately, whether we're talking about Fox/Rush, or large portions of the rest of the news teams, we get editorials in our news. Although I must say that the last time I watched Rush, he gave no pretense that any part of his diatribe was anything but editorial (again, I feel free to ignore it).

  74. OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOS!!!!!!111!11! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    d3y Brokeded teh 1ntarw3b!!!!111!!eleven!!!

  75. The myth of corporate interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Independent of government interests, but not independent of corporate interests"

    Through the accountability of the free marketplace of ideas, the corporate interest is to give in to the public interest.

    "While Fox, CNN MSNBC et. al. exist entirely for profit and they're not judged on the quality of their news"

    All of these are judged entirely on the quality of their news. That is how they live or die. The only "but the palatability of thier content to their advertisers" that matters is whether or not the public wants the content.

    "The correlation between news and the public is a secondary effect"

    It is primary. It is the hard-hitting interview style of a Bill O'Reilly or insight/humor of an Al Franken that attracts the public or drives them away. Not the ads.

  76. Something hiccuped? by Coopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://www.internettrafficreport.com/main.htm Shows a little hiccup, or something? What's that blip?

  77. Whadda jip! by Coupons · · Score: 1

    Error: 401 Authorization Required
    Address: http://www.e-jihad.net/securebbs/
    Your IP Address: xx.xx.xx.xx

    You do not have authorisation to the requested resource.

    You may want to visit the main page and then retry from there.

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  78. Re:US media vs other countries by Gi77+B4t35 · · Score: 1
    Only in China can you find journalism with such an overtly obvious slant.
    Wrong. You will find obvious slants on the news in Japan, Vietnam and Korea (They all look the same to me, anyway).
  79. Re:A bit of history to put things in perspective.. by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I was going to add that part :) but figured I couldn't resist bitching about them charging high prices to run a stupid web server penetration script and charging $2k for the priviledge of spreading FUD amongst my web customers.

  80. The correct spelling is "Faux". by Lethyos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get it right, will ya!

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    1. Re:The correct spelling is "Faux". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh the irony...

    2. Re:The correct spelling is "Faux". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No froggy language in America. Call it Freedom News.

  81. Ahh Piss! Tons of Useless Provisions! by livhan28 · · Score: 0

    Now what the Crap am i supposed to do with the 5000 cans of beans i bought?!

  82. what are those big spikes.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... on the internet traffic report graphs right now? What happened to cause them?

  83. Pruning shears... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously you've never actually had to cut fiberoptic cabling before. It's a royal bitch to cut through, even with the proper tools. All the fiber optic cable I've ever worked with is full of yellow Kevlar fibers as packing & support material (talking about real fiber cable here, not just simple patch cords), and even with a brand new pair of fiber splicer's shears, you have to knaw at it for a couple minutes to finish cutting it. The optic strands themselves are easily cut, but the jacketing and the kevlar are pretty doggone tough stuff!

  84. I've gone e-JIHAD before! by mustangdavis · · Score: 2, Funny



    I've gone Jihad electronicaly before ... just click the "Jihad" button at the priest's temple when you've reached the Iron Age ... then your peasants have +10 attack, and can melt down enemy towers like they're butter!!!

    This was, by far, one of the cheesiest (legitimate) tactics I ever used in that game! I've won a game with nothing more than Jihad peasants!!! I'd build dozens of town centers (terrorist training facilities), and bumb rush the enemy town, burning down all of their buildings with nothing more than peasants!!!

    JIHAD!!!!

    *Please ignore this if you haven't played Age of Empires*

  85. Fear the Terracist! by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

    It is about TERROR! It is about emotional manipulation.

    The terracist HATES our perfect platonic mountains. Their goals are to ruin the perfect geometric harmony of our hills with earth-dams. This will them to move agriculture from the sacred plains into the mountains. THIS MUST BE STOPPED. They need flatness, they cannot stand the majestry of our beautiful american landscape!

    1. Re:Fear the Terracist! by misleb · · Score: 1

      Not only that but they make molehills out of maintains! Yikes!

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  86. random "funny" comments based on the headline by edittard · · Score: 0
    Huh? Are you Michael Sims?

    On second thoughts, I take that back - he just posts random stories based on old random stories. When he's not too busy being a petulant, weiner-necked ponce, that is.

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  87. What makes you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the original poster was necessarily female?

    Ewwwwww!!! Yeah, I know that was gross.

  88. If anything brings the Internet down... by anubi · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It won't be hackers.

    Anything hackers can do can be sensed, and the appropriate code put in place to stop the leak.

    I go to bed peacefully knowing the internet runs on a series of protocols that is just about as secure as knowing the English language will still exist tomorrow. Someone may misuse it, but that does not render the whole shebang moot.

    As long as the Internet is the property of the commons, no one can do much harm to it.

    We have a really nice series of plumbing in place now to route information, just as we have plumbing in place to route water and power. Enough people understand how it works that any malfunction can be properly addressed.

    If anything brings down the internet, it will be politicians, passing law to grant exclusive controls to certain corporations, which can then fund volleys of lawyers to use the court systems to destroy anything in their path.

    Yes, you can see planes crashing into towers, and you see rubble where a magnificient building once stood.. and there is lots of evidence scattered all over of the disaster that took place there, but there is little to see after a swarm of lawyers devastate a small business, but the damage is just as real.

    If we don't hold our elected officials to the welfare of this country soon, it appears ownership/litigation will become the only viable way of "earning" an income.

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    1. Re:If anything brings the Internet down... by abb3w · · Score: 1
      Anything hackers can do can be sensed, and the appropriate code put in place to stop the leak.

      Yes, but will the hacker already have won before your new code is in place?

      I'll agree that the lawyers/politicians are a more probable and immediate threat; they can be dangerous without having to think-- which is common enough. The skills necessary to code a well-designed multi-platform rapidly distributing worm are rare, more so when combined with either the carelessness, cluelessness, or viciousness needed to release such a well designed and malicious beastie into wild-- but there may be a non-zero intersection of those traits in the global population. Take a look at Ted Kaczynski's background; before becoming the Unabomber, he was a talented mathematician. Fortunately, he's in jail.

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  89. It may not be true, but... by CritterNYC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    as I type, a big-ass piece of AT&T's backbone is having major problems.

  90. Duct tape? by logic+hack · · Score: 0

    It's going to take a hell of alot more then that to secure Windows ;).

  91. Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the majority of so-called cyber terrorists are actually in Russia, where they're pretty much safe from the law (at least safer than they would be in, say, the United States). For example, a lot of DDoS groups reside in Russia -- you know, the ones who extort money out of websites by threatening to DDoS them repeatedly.

  92. Crap! by Fek'Lar · · Score: 0

    That means I gotta work today!

  93. How? by russint · · Score: 0

    Exactly how were they going to "bring down the internet"? (No, I havent RTFA)

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  94. Re:A bit of history to put things in perspective.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess is that they just needed a publicity stunt to get some fame and had run out of "friends" to grass up to the FBI that month.

    And no, this isn't flamebait, see.

    Puts things in perspective huh :-)

  95. No attacks huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last friday one of the largest credit card processors in the world had their entire IP commerce network shut down due to DOS attacks.

  96. Re:US media vs other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah right. The US media is in the hands of large coporations that are interested in making money. They are not to be interested in proper journalism but in getting as many viewers as they can. As a result the news is sensationalized, dumbed down and news that seems too negative or unpatriotic is not reported or twisted to avoid upsetting the viewers. Call that independence?

  97. 15 minutes of fame by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    It seems more like someone just wanted to get his name published. Notice the description "computer expert".

  98. Grow up, eh? by Lethyos · · Score: 1

    So "growing up" somehow has something to do with not questioning what people say, going along with being mislead or deceived, or having a knee-jerk reaction to everything that falls outside your myopic world view? (These are personal observations I've made of Fox "news".) Right. No thanks; I'll stick to liberalism. Sure, all the thinking takes a lot more effort, but it's worth it in the long run.

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    1. Re:Grow up, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, either that or more imaginative wordplay.

    2. Re:Grow up, eh? by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Sadly, your thoughtful analysis of Fox News is identical to a thoughtless, knee-jerk reaction to anything of which you are ignorant or which you do not really understand.

      Has it really never occurred to you that your remarks are a perfect example of the cliched rhetoric dragged out by every asshat ever to dismiss their critics and opponents?

      Where's the substance? Where's the positive statements that showcase the benefits of your chosen "liberal" approach?

      Where, in fact, is anything other than the empty ranting common to asshats throughout human history?

      I'll readily agree that "all the thinking" requires effort. Seeing as how you've come to Slashdot with... nothing to say, I'll also readily agree that you haven't actually made the effort to do any of that thinking.

      Here, try this: Instead of trotting out cookie-cutter silliness about The Other Side, how about throwing down a substantial example of a news story or media source that really delivered for you--research, credible sources, opposing viewpoints presented, etc.

      HTH. HAND!

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  99. Re:US media vs other countries by russeljns · · Score: 1
    The US media has just about the most independent and diverse media of any country.

    Free in the sense that no one will break down their door and shoot them in the head for publishing a story.

    Our media is "free" but it operates in an environment in which the results will be desirable to those in power. It's not in the corporate interest to have a truely independent and diverse media.

    Propaganda doesn't have to come from official government sources or a Pravda-style outlet. It can be more subtle and complex in nature.

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  100. Where was the Kaboom? by Capt.+Canuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was suppose to be an earth shattering Kaboom!

  101. Re:US media vs other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Yeah right. The US media is in the hands of large coporations that are interested in making money"


    No, the US media is in the hands of thousands of organizations and companies, who are accountable to the public.


    "They are not to be interested in proper journalism but in getting as many viewers as they can"


    Knock knock. Hello? anyone in there? You are missing the obvious that it is the viewers who best determine what proper journalism is.


    "As a result the news is sensationalized, dumbed down and news that seems too negative or unpatriotic is not reported or twisted to avoid upsetting the viewers"


    This does not happen at all. There is no media control.

  102. Yet, it is not that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our media is "free" but it operates in an environment in which the results will be desirable to those in power."

    In our system, if those in power do not like it, you can print/say it anyway.

    "It's not in the corporate interest to have a truely independent and diverse media."

    I guess the corporations have no power then, because the media is truly independent and remarkably diverse. What else can you say of a situation where the voices of Limbaugh, Susan Ehrenreich, "The Nation", "The National Review" all flourish?

  103. Invade Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That must have been why Bush ran on the "invade Iraq" platform in 2000."

    He didn't. He ran on an all-out sensible domestic and foreign policy platform. In fact, he gave Saddam plenty of ample time to comply with cease-fire resolutions that he should have complied with years ago. Saddam flat out refused, basically ending the cease-fire.

    Thankfully, the war in Iraq is winding down, thanks to Bush. Saddam's war against his and other countries often killed 20,000 per year. His terrorist forces are on the run now, and cannot block food from reaching people. If you had your way, Saddam would still be in power.

    1. Re:Invade Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if I had my way, Saddam would be torturing prisoners in Iraq instead of the United States. If I had my way, Iraq would be run by Saddam Hussein instead of Al Qaeda. If I had my way, the Iraqi people could possibly be fighting against Saddam Hussein instead of the United States occupying forces.

      My way doesn't sound all the much better or worse. Oh wait, if I had my way, nearly a thousand US soldiers would still be alive today.

      Tough choice.

  104. Re:US media vs other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Our media is "free" but it operates in an environment in which the results will be desirable to those in power. It's not in the corporate interest to have a truely independent and diverse media."

    How many tens of millions does Michael Moore have to make before he is no longer oppressed and marginalized? How many box-office-record breaking movies does he have to make before someone FINALLY hears his message?

    "Propaganda [thirdworldtraveler.com] doesn't have to come from official government sources or a Pravda-style outlet. It can be more subtle and complex in nature."

    Translation: even if it does not exist at all, you will argue that it does. Thanks for linking to specific article by a fascist who makes up whacky theories to deal with the fact that hardly anyone agrees with his pro-fascist views. He even bothers to include his usual arguments for and justification for genocide in Southeastern Asia. Way to go, Foamin' Noam!

  105. Re:US media vs other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The U.S. public broadcasters seem to have a similar flavour and freedom as the BBC."

    I assuming that you are referring to PBS and NPR. They are well known for their strongly pro-government, left-wing, big-state bias. It is not surprising: they are government-controlled and funded. The BBC is government-controlled as well.

  106. It's all the same.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, if I had my way, Saddam would be torturing prisoners in Iraq instead of the United States

    Probably true, as it is all the same to you. No difference between Saddam torturing and slaughtering several hundred thousand over many years, and the brief and now ended US-led prison torture that mostly involved laughing at naked guys and left 20 or so dead. No difference at all.

    "If I had my way, Iraq would be run by Saddam Hussein instead of Al Qaeda"

    It's run by neither. Your point?

    " If I had my way, the Iraqi people could possibly be fighting against Saddam Hussein instead of the United States occupying forces."

    You are, of course, speaking of a small number of terrorists fighting against the libertating forces.

    "Oh wait, if I had my way, nearly a thousand US soldiers would still be alive today."

    Using this logic, I guess we should have stayed out of WW2 ! Your pro-Saddam logic is quite twisted.

  107. Maybe they figured out ... by evslin · · Score: 1

    ... that WinNuke doesn't work as well as it used to.

  108. Are you kidding? by eLoco · · Score: 1

    The Russians practically invented media spin, aka propaganda. Of course, on the flip side, most Russians don't blindly believe their media, so maybe they're better off than Americans in this regard.

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  109. It happened when two planes went down... by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    You know, not to interrupt our little making-fun--of-the-Russians discussion, it looks like terrorists brought down two of their planes yesterday.

    Maybe, and this is just a thought, the idea of the internet being brought down was part of the chatter that the Russians had picked up on, and turned out to be a distraction-tactic for something a whole hell of a lot worse.

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  110. Re:US media vs other countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only in China can you find journalism with such an overtly obvious slant

    Well, there and Slashdot.