Yea, look at that dingo, sheas pretty, ain't she mate? Aww, now see those big shawp pearly wites, puhfect for devour'n creatures of all kinds, like that baby ova thair. Lets wotch as she feasts on a human babe, a rare treat indeed!
So is the stipulation that Microsoft release their source code for current products only, or for current AND future products? I'd say that makes a pretty big difference. If it's just current products, they'll probably go along with the EU eventually and just release a new version of Windows real quick like (Windows 2005? XP and a half?) before Longhorn ever comes out. If it's both current and future, then I'd say the EU is being a bit unreasonable...
"Rob Pegoraro over at the Washington Post was out yesterday warning people to not buy an HDTV TiVo"
No problem. My wife and I don't have cable, satellite, or even a few basic channels (like ABC, NBC, etc). All our TV picks up is static, even with some $20+ antennas. That said, I think I'll take the article's advice and not buy an HDTV TiVo
It comes with a handy reference card that helpfully explains "You can also find an actor in an Adult program by saying 'Find Adult Actor' and the actor's name".
Aha! The true purpose is revealed! Naturally, one's hands will be occupied when searching for adult actors...
Also, when you have electrons flowing towards ground, the designers implicitly assume that the electrons will spin clockwise. That whole counter-clockwise spin must produce extra heat...
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sure, you just have to transform to the hackerish domain to do it...
SlAsh d0T 5145h d07
which is obviously a product between a hexidecimal number and a decimal number...
So we get either 238E3 in hex, which is gibberish, or 145635 in decimal.
Transforming back from hackerish, we get "Lasbes"
Either this is a misspelling of "Lesbos" (which I would find highly unlikely), or it's the Klingon way of saying "Drink your Ovaltine" (secret decoder ring needed).
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What the heck, I've got karma to burn!
In Soviet Russia, Old Korean Sharks with Friggin Lasers goatse you!
I can just see Dr. Evil now...
"I demand the chip have...SIXTY TRANSISTORS!" (pinky lightly touches corner of mouth).
The guys at Intel start laughing hysterically...
"I've changed my mind...I demand the chip have...ONE POINT SEVEN BILLION TRANSISTORS!" (pinky lightly touches corner of mouth)
Intel guys gasp in shock...
No, you've got it backwards...Michael Moore's law is about how his ego doubles every 18 months.
Actually, that's 10 data points.
In binary, of course.
No way Bill Gates will fly in and do any such thing.
He'll just send Steve instead.
And the result: Pengaroos. A boxing, tuxedo-wearing, pouch-toting creature with a funny accent.
Today must be Australia Day.
Either that, or all the Australian news is aired during the night after all the important prime-time news is finished.
Yea, look at that dingo, sheas pretty, ain't she mate? Aww, now see those big shawp pearly wites, puhfect for devour'n creatures of all kinds, like that baby ova thair. Lets wotch as she feasts on a human babe, a rare treat indeed!
So is the stipulation that Microsoft release their source code for current products only, or for current AND future products? I'd say that makes a pretty big difference. If it's just current products, they'll probably go along with the EU eventually and just release a new version of Windows real quick like (Windows 2005? XP and a half?) before Longhorn ever comes out. If it's both current and future, then I'd say the EU is being a bit unreasonable...
Does this mean I can see where the mines are before I click a tile? That would make things a lot easier for me...
Dang those mother truckers...
"Rob Pegoraro over at the Washington Post was out yesterday warning people to not buy an HDTV TiVo"
No problem. My wife and I don't have cable, satellite, or even a few basic channels (like ABC, NBC, etc). All our TV picks up is static, even with some $20+ antennas. That said, I think I'll take the article's advice and not buy an HDTV TiVo
Well, at least it used to be, up until they started charging for membership at the beginning of the month.
Nope, no need. Just say something that sounds suggestive and you'll hit upon one of their names.
Yes, but this has the added feature of not being able to reply, "But I did it last time! Make Johhny get up and do it."
Another problem could come from watching Jeopardy, when it's normal to try to answer before the contestants.
"What is 'channel 3'?"
Which, of course, becomes useless if you apply it to a number of devices. Might work better if it responds to "Where are you, remote control?"
It comes with a handy reference card that helpfully explains "You can also find an actor in an Adult program by saying 'Find Adult Actor' and the actor's name".
Aha! The true purpose is revealed! Naturally, one's hands will be occupied when searching for adult actors...
Also, when you have electrons flowing towards ground, the designers implicitly assume that the electrons will spin clockwise. That whole counter-clockwise spin must produce extra heat...
So you're saying he wants a MILF? Motherboard I'd Like Free?
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of...oh wait, it's already a cluster. Goodbye, free Karma...
No honey, that quark doesn't make you look fat.
It's your electron cloud that makes you look fat.
Wow! How'd you know all that in advance?!?!?
sure, you just have to transform to the hackerish domain to do it...
SlAsh d0T
5145h d07
which is obviously a product between a hexidecimal number and a decimal number...
So we get either
238E3 in hex, which is gibberish, or
145635 in decimal.
Transforming back from hackerish, we get "Lasbes"
Either this is a misspelling of "Lesbos" (which I would find highly unlikely), or it's the Klingon way of saying "Drink your Ovaltine" (secret decoder ring needed).
Forturnately, because supposedly you'll shoot your eye out with all those guns around, we'll need plenty of braille to go around...