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A Voice-Controlled TV Remote

Pankaj Arora writes "California-based Agile TV aims to 'change the way people watch TV' via the creation of its voice-controlled TV remote, Promptu. From the article: 'The Promptu remote is designed to replace a conventional remote control and includes a "Talk" button and a built-in microphone, together with an infra-red receiver used in conjunction with an existing cable box.' Personally, I'm waiting for the version that interfaces with your brain."

185 comments

  1. This should be pretty simple really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just make it recognize the word "Off".

  2. Mirror by pressesc · · Score: 2, Informative

    That didn't take long to get ./ed did it now? Here's a Mirror

    1. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "mirror" doesn't actually contain any information.

  3. Best feature by bonch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, the best feature of a voice-controlled remote would be to yell out, "Where the hell are you?" and have it respond, "Over here!"

    1. Re:Best feature by Infinityis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which, of course, becomes useless if you apply it to a number of devices. Might work better if it responds to "Where are you, remote control?"

    2. Re:Best feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "You're sitting on me you dolt!"

    3. Re:Best feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't try to anthropomorphize objects, they hate it when you do this!

    4. Re:Best feature by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And a security feature that'll tell you who had the remote last. That'll settle those arguments about who hid the remote once and for all!

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    5. Re:Best feature by spyroux · · Score: 1

      An other interesting feature is that you could create a publicity that say "volume up up up..." and take the control of every tv :-D

    6. Re:Best feature by bonch · · Score: 1

      Finally, a consumer use for thumbprint-scanning.

    7. Re:Best feature by pHDNgell · · Score: 1

      Of course, the best feature of a voice-controlled remote would be to yell out, "Where the hell are you?" and have it respond, "Over here!"

      Nah, voice controlled remote just means you're more likely to lose your voice.

      (Roommate was all excited about using his PDA as a remote control and, just as I predicted, he lost it immediately after installing remote control software).

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      -- The world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
    8. Re:Best feature by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      Me: "Where the hell are you?"

      Remote: **muffling sound as it trys to answer**

      Me: "Ahh ha! You must be wedge between the sofa cushions again."

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      Life is not for the lazy.
  4. voice control by Richard+Allen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've noticed that voice commands seem to take more energy than pushing buttons. Why present it like it's an advancement?

    1. Re:voice control by imsabbel · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree.
      Voice recoginition is fine if the result is supposed to be a text, but commands?

      Its like in star trek. Think about how many battles would have been won if they had a big red "fire phaser" and a green "modulate shield frequency" button an the captains chair (instead of wasting time speaking it out everytime) :)

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    2. Re:voice control by KiloByte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I played with IBM's ViaVoice several years ago. It's next to useless.

      For regular text, the results don't even resemble whatever was said. Getting a single sentence right is a major feat, even after a number of repetitions. And this was not just me, none of my friends was able to make the damn thing work.

      For simple commands, it often worked. There were frequent mistakes, but generally, it looked like it might be an idea worth pursuing.

      However, every time you try talking to your computer, everyone in your vicinity looks at you weird way. Sure, getting accustomed to such gizmos would shake off this reaction pretty fast, but even then, it wouldn't be treated any gentler than it's the case for a cell phone going off in a bus. Talking to a machine makes you stand out.

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    3. Re:voice control by MBCook · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I can see that to a degree. "Volume up, volume up, volume up" or "next, next, next, next". But if the TV was smarter (or it integrated with your TiVo or something) then it could be very hany. If you use a TiVo, then you basically never use the channel up/down buttons (I don't). So the commands could be more like:
      • Play Friday's Law & Order
      • Play the oldest Cheers episode
      • Add a wishlist for "Stargate"
      • Record PBS at 5pm on Wendsday
      • Show me the to-do list
      • or... Play all episodes on the TiVo of shows directed by people who's last names start with the letter "R" that were NOT aired in the 80s in alphebetical order of guest stars' characters' first names. (OK, useless, but can you imagine how hard it would be to enter that in a UI with just a remote?).

      Give the box some intelligence and it could be useful. But one word for each remote button on a standard TV would be painful.

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    4. Re:voice control by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I want to say "Find me something good to watch." but since I can't do that often myself, I don't think the smart TV will be able to.

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    5. Re:voice control by metlin · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it would have caused some mondo-huge confusion.

      Oooh, lookie! What is that big red thingy?

      I mean, if the captains are anything like I'm, the first thing I'd do is press anything that looks like a big red button.

      Besides, it's WAYYY cool hearing the captain talk.

      RIKER: "Sir! The Romulans are arming their phaser banks."
      PICARD: "Fire at will, Numbah Won"
      DATA: "Captain, should we engage the shields?"
      PICARD: "Make it sew, Commander Daytah"

      Instead, imagine if Picard pressed two buttons and the battle was over. Would you even be interested?

      Only evil villains (like me, or Dr. Evil) are supposed to have big red buttons. The rest of the mortals are supposed to talk to their inferior commanders in dumb accents to get their bidding done.

      Ooooh! What is _this_ big button that says powe...&#^$&*#^$

    6. Re:voice control by kfg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the makers that is easy to answer, because they wish to sell it. They don't give a damn about whether it's an advancement or not. They care about transfering your money from your pocket to theirs. For some reason companies think we're going to go all ga-ga over voice control. We never do. We never will. It sucks. It will continue to suck. Mostly because it means you have to talk just to do some simple, quiet little thing. It doesn't matter how well it understands you and responds, it's the sheer act of having to vocalize a command that is the innate source of the suckitude.

      In this case the application isn't even correct. As poster below suggests the correct way to impliment TV voice control would be to build it into the TV, so you don't even need to have a remote, but you couldn't sell remotes that way, now could you? You could, perhaps, sell set top boxes though, then at least it would be functional for those who need an access device (I need voice control because my arms don't work, so all I have to do is pick up this voice control remote and. . .).

      Why Slashdot might present it as an advancement, let alone present it at all, particularly given the standard response of "Noooooooo!" that rings out every time some such device comes up, is beyond me.

      KFG

    7. Re:voice control by Hollinger · · Score: 1

      This is different from Dictation; this is what is commonly known as a Commmand and Control grammar, where the designer writes given permutations of command sequences, rather than relying on picking out keywords. For example, instead of trying to parse 70,000 words and names, I instead write a simple grammar that is something like:

      $rslt = (show movie | find [actor $actors, movie $movies, $themes] | scan $themes);
      where the $variables are other grammar rules. This syntax is butchered, by the way, but you can get the idea. If you want real syntax, try googling JSGF Grammars or SRGS Grammars.

      So as its written, it would only understand things like "show movie" or "find actor Morgan Freeman" or "find comedies" or "scan comedies." If you say something unexpected, its lost. This type of grammar is more an art than a science, since it comes down to what clever permutations you write in or ignore.

      I think you'll find that the response is much better than you might think when you got from a dictation-sized 60,000 word dictionary to 500 words or so.

      Now, having said that, I haven't used this product. It may very well suck; just possibly not for the reason you think.
      ~ Mike

    8. Re:voice control by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      That was several years ago, though. Speech-to-text is more accurate now. Still, voice activated machines are annoying, and it often takes longer to say what you want than to type it.

    9. Re:voice control by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Mobile phones are horrible for this. Why should I waste the time assigning a voice command for my inbox then using the 'hold voice key, wait, speak, wait, do something' approach when I can go Menu-1-1-2?

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    10. Re:voice control by l810c · · Score: 1
      It's definately an advancement over the remote(actually 2) that I used in the early eighties.

      I had a small TV at the foot of my bed, it was one of the old kind with knobs. I cut a notch into the end of a broom stick that I used to Turn(there's a word that stuck) the channel. Later added a clapper for power.

    11. Re:voice control by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny
      Its like in star trek. Think about how many battles would have been won if they had a big red "fire phaser" and a green "modulate shield frequency" button an the captains chair (instead of wasting time speaking it out everytime) :)

      Seat belts. How come they never had seat belts, even though they were always flying out of their chairs?

      If I were going to battle the Enterprise, I'd get a starship with a bigass bumper, heavily padded chairs, airbags, and of course, lots and lots of seat belts. Just ram them at high speed... and then send in a boarding party with spatulas to clean up the mess.

    12. Re:voice control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things improved a little over the years, though when I am confronted with a voice response phone system, I simply press the 0 key repeatedly, till I get to a human being, then I immediately swear at him and after that I get phenominally good service...

    13. Re:voice control by rustbear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is stupid to compare this to a desktop ViaVoice. Because ViaVoice desktop edition has a vocabulary of 200,000 words, it requires training and results are not always accurate. However a device such as this voice remote control has a very limited vocabulary. Simply put, it has a smaller subset of words to choose from, so accuracy goes up. The limited-vocab systems can be very robust, as long as the software interface itself is well written, and the grammars are constructed correctly.

      These types of systems have been around for yonks, mainly used in telephone booking systems, customer support call centres for various big organisations, etc

    14. Re:voice control by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't work. It would be just like 429 people are crowding the arcade, watching the Captain play Defender.

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    15. Re:voice control by David+Horn · · Score: 1

      The pointless thing is, you have to push a button to get the thing to respond to voice commands...

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    16. Re:voice control by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Yes, the accuracy goes up. It does go up by a factor of many orders of magnitude, all the way from "bad joke" to "flaky but sometimes working".

      I'm afraid that those booking systems are not up to the task yet, and they won't be fully usable without additional several years of research. For a limited set of commands, that is -- dictation is pretty much an AI-complete problem, IMHO, as even a human who doesn't have an idea about the subject you're dictating a text about will have a bad error rate.

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    17. Re:voice control by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I've noticed that voice commands seem to take more energy than pushing buttons. Why present it like it's an advancement?"

      It depends on how it's configured, really.
      I have like 120 channels. I'd love to just be able to say "Switch to Cartoon Network" instead of surfing the guide to find what channel it's on. Heck, tie it into my replay, let me just say the name of the show I want to watch.

      Voice control would save me time then, but I doubt this product does that.

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    18. Re:voice control by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Its like in star trek. Think about how many battles would have been won if they had a big red "fire phaser" and a green "modulate shield frequency" button an the captains chair (instead of wasting time speaking it out everytime) :)"

      Erm. You do realize that Patrick Stewart barks those orders to the AUDIENCE knows what's going on, right?

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    19. Re:voice control by plover · · Score: 1
      Don't you mean "Fire at Will - Numbah Won"?

      Upon hearing this the computer begins firing at William Riker (aka #1).

      I'd be interested.

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      John
    20. Re:voice control by binaryspiral · · Score: 1

      Or

      - Browse to slashdot
      - TnA
      - Pr0n
      - Hack the Gibson

    21. Re:voice control by Zooka · · Score: 1

      >> "Its like in star trek. Think about how many battles would have been won if they had a big red "fire phaser" and a green "modulate shield frequency" button an the captains chair (instead of wasting time speaking it out everytime) :)"

      > "Erm. You do realize that Patrick Stewart barks those orders [s]o the AUDIENCE knows what's going on, right?"

      Well you do have a point, but there's more to it than that. The captian's job is barking out orders to his officers, whom then carry out the order. So regardless of whether a phaser can be fired by voice command or the pushing of a button, (or whether the audience needs to know what's going on), it's the job of the weapons officer (who's also in charge of tracking and targeting) to carry it out... not the captian.

      ...but anyhow, we digress ;)

    22. Re:voice control by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's for those who prefer watching their TV "hands free". I'm thinking channel 593 on DirecTV...

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    23. Re:voice control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doesnt it match sound signatures - and not actual "words" ?

    24. Re:voice control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "Fire at Will - Numbah Won"?

      Upon hearing this the computer begins firing at William Riker (aka #1).

      haha. The hilarious thing is that you don't even need to go as far as #1. I've always sort of pictured Worf making a mistake. "Mr. Worf, fire at will" ::Worf takes out his phaser and shoots Will Riker::

      Ok, I'm clicking the "Post Anonymously" button.

    25. Re:voice control by Itanshi · · Score: 1

      the last movie had seatbelts i believe, they cut it out of the film version tho, so now it's only on the dvd ^^ hehe

    26. Re:voice control by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      But picture this:

      Your in a darkened room, perhaps its 30 floors below sea level, perhaps its your parents basement, you sit down on your most comfortable chair that even contains a keyboard split into both arm rests. You look up at your large screen TV with a beasty sound system. You quietly clear your throat and bark one order.

      "Engage!"

      Your TV comes to life and begins a Star Trek marathon. Its perfect I tell you... almost too perfect.

  5. Email Powered? by sammykrupa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about a TV where you email it directions? Examples:

    1. Tape all "Charmed" episodes

    2. Turn OFF

    Think of the possibilities! You won't even need to be in the same country!

    1. Re:Email Powered? by moe613 · · Score: 1

      We have something like that allready. its called the internet. here are the steps. 1. think of a show. 2. go to a bittorent site and download it. 3. Watch.

    2. Re:Email Powered? by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

      www.snapstream.net.

      Next request? :P

      Guess it would be to learn HTML eh?

      Yo Grark

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    3. Re:Email Powered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but that would suck if someone, somehow, exploited it and sent something like "Record ALL Spongebob episodes" to your remote and you're a single man with no kids.

      Then someone comes over and see all the recordings of Spongebob on your DVR, and they're like "WTF man!?" and you're like "it wasn't me, I'm dead serious" and they're all like "yeah ok, loser" and they go on to tell everyone and your known as the 23 year old who watches Spongebob Squarepants and every time you go outside someone points and laughs at you, "Haha! You watch kiddie shows!" and you try to deny it and have continual emotional outbursts, you're like "NO I DON'T, THAT DUDE MADE IT UP!"

      Then you die and on your grave it says:

      Here lies the loser that watched Spongebob all his life

      RIP

      PS: Enjoy those episodes, wierdo.

      I know because this happened to uh.. a friend.. and he died in grief. In grief, man, in grief!

      So, I'm strongly against this "e-mail powered" technology, it is fatal.

    4. Re:Email Powered? by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      You must be new here, you forgot

      3. ???
      4. Profit!

    5. Re:Email Powered? by Schrockwell · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Email Powered? by RichardX · · Score: 1

      You can save even more valuable time by adding

      1.1. Watch all "Charmed" episodes
      1.2. Delete all "Charmed" episodes

      After all, by far the most time consuming part of the whole process is actually sitting down and watching the shows you've recorded.. so why not get the device to do that part for you too? Leaving you with lots of extra time, able to get on with your life happy in the knowledge you'll never miss an episode of your favourite show.

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    7. Re:Email Powered? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      My Replay does that. Sort of. I go to Replay's site, log-in, and pick what I want recorded. The Replay picks it up on the next cycle. (Sadly, that's a downside if you want to record something urgently. But it's better than not having it at all.)

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    8. Re:Email Powered? by MrScience · · Score: 1

      Of course, once off, you'd be up a creek in Peru without a Panasonic!

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    9. Re:Email Powered? by Ralig · · Score: 1

      But what happens when the spammers get that email address? 1. Record all Viagra commercials 2. Record all Cialis commercials 3. Play all commercials 4. Loop 5. Use a bug in the firmware to disable being able to stop playing 6. Profit!

  6. Hiding the remote from girlfirend... by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 1

    Firstly, there's nothing on the television.

    Secondly, there's people who yell at their tv during normal watching voice control will just add to the aggravation. .. "NO YOU MORON THE ANSWER IS DAMMIT! dammit STUPID TV!!!

    Then, there's the issue of 'owning' the remote. All your Girlfriend has to do (you guys have girlfriends right?) is just say "Put it on the Women's Channel"

    1. Re:Hiding the remote from girlfirend... by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Another problem could come from watching Jeopardy, when it's normal to try to answer before the contestants.

      "What is 'channel 3'?"

    2. Re:Hiding the remote from girlfirend... by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Or, "What is, 'go to hell and burn there, you piece of shit CRT TV'?"

      Correct! *ding ding ding*

    3. Re:Hiding the remote from girlfirend... by Deltaspectre · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't exactly try that one, I'd be left without a TV

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  7. Worthless... by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Excuse my cynicism, but if I have to push a button in the first place, why shouldn't I just press the appropriate button to perform the desired command?

    Dan East

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    1. Re:Worthless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But imagine the success you'll have during lunch break at your workplace: "...so I was watching some TV and someone in the show yelled TURN OFF, and it made my voice-controlled TV remote turn off my TV! Isn't that hilarious?!"

    2. Re:Worthless... by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1

      Dan East wrote: Excuse my cynicism, but if I have to push a button in the first place, why shouldn't I just press the appropriate button to perform the desired command? SECURITY So that you are programmed to be the only recognizable voice and thereby solidifying your dominance over the remote in all situations. EASE OF USE This probably would be easier for my parents who can't seem to get the hang of even just 5 button remotes. Press a single button and say "Next", "Louder", or "Power" would be about all they'd really need. HANDS FREE A single button would be pretty easy to press while watching erotic pay per view. You could keep your hands on your partner (or yourself).

    3. Re:Worthless... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Excuse my cynicism, but if I have to push a button in the first place, why shouldn't I just press the appropriate button to perform the desired command?"

      I haven't RTFA but if you could record Macros, it'd be kinda cool. "Switch to Fox"

      I know it's useful on my phone. My phonebook has quite a few numbers in it, so tying the more important ones to a voice command has made that significantly easier.

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  8. Exercise? by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

    No more lifting the remote to change the channel. So now the only exercise people will get is lifting the Bawls can?

    1. Re:Exercise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've never seen a bawls can. i've seen plenty of bottle though.

  9. Yet another... by banuk · · Score: 1

    ... step forward in the lazy, couch potato american stereotype

  10. Old Technology by sparkhead · · Score: 5, Funny

    We had these when I was a kid.

    They were called "children".

    1. Re:Old Technology by Infinityis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but this has the added feature of not being able to reply, "But I did it last time! Make Johhny get up and do it."

    2. Re:Old Technology by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this has the added feature of not being able to reply, "But I did it last time! Make Johhny get up and do it."

      When I was a kid, we also had something called "spanking". When I was sent to get the groceries (or, well, turn the TV on when we had the old B&W TV set on vacation trips), I wouldn't have *dared* answer back to my parents in any way but respectfully, and even so, after having carefully weighted the pros and cons of opening my piehole versus keeping quiet and do it. These days kids call 911 and sue their old folks for being vaguely authoritative...

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    3. Re:Old Technology by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      We had these when I was a kid.

      They were called "children".
      Yeah, but back then there were only three channels or so to choose from, so "the other channel" was a useful command.

      Besides, kids nowadays woudn't know how to manually change channels on a TV. They're all used to remotes by now.

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    4. Re:Old Technology by gotgenes · · Score: 1

      We had these when I was a kid.

      They were called "children".

      Where are you from? Arkansas? And here I thought those Foxworthy jokes about packing your school lunch with your kids' was a hyperbole.

      I guess it's thanks to people like you that we're shoving birth control education down the throats of fifth graders, now.

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    5. Re:Old Technology by RichardX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I was a kid, we also had something called "spanking".

      It's still around these days, just a bit harder to find.. and kinda pricey.
      Usually costs me about $10 to $20 a time, depending on quality, avaliability, etc..

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  11. this is not new.. by Prophetic_Truth · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember a similar device being pitched during the early 90's. They would air their commercial and my grandmother (god rest her soul) would always ask for one. We never got her one, after some research it turned out to be more complicated than the regular remote.

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  12. Food for thoughts... by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

    less junk on TV == less channel switching == no need for fancy remote controls

    My C$0.02...

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    1. Re:Food for thoughts... by crazyvas · · Score: 1
      less junk on TV == less channel switching == no need for fancy remote controls

      This works too:
      more junk on TV == less channel switching == no need for fancy remote controls

  13. Nothing new about this... by suitepotato · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...which would be well known to anyone in the custom high-end AV biz. It's also probably a bad idea as sooner or later an argument in the family room erupts over which channel to watch and the system has a nervous breakdown as it hears "Nickolodeon!" "MTV!" "Golf!" and so on until you go back to the good old fashioned button remote.

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  14. another useless self-proclaimed tech revolution by maiki · · Score: 1

    same thing with voice-command dialing with cell phones. i can imagine that being useful for blind people, but do blind people watch much tv? (well, maybe, i dunno) does anybody actually use voice-commands in any technology? (ignoring actual verbal communication with other living beings)

    1. Re:another useless self-proclaimed tech revolution by ABeowulfCluster · · Score: 1

      I use voice tech. I programmed two of my contacts as Launch Photon Torpedoes and Beam me up scotty Life is good.

    2. Re:another useless self-proclaimed tech revolution by FlopEJoe · · Score: 1

      Only reason I can see for having voice command anything is if you want hands free operation and, as you say, for the blind. A friend uses her voice dialing all the time in the car with a hands free thingy. It saves the distraction of paging through the directory. I guess that also assumes you're one of those folks that needs/wants to be on the phone all the time.

  15. How quaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well at least Scotty will be able to use it.

    Hello Computer.

  16. what happens when by sfcat · · Score: 1

    You say 'find a dull actor' and you see XXX next. Does it require voice training? I would be worried about word transcription errors, especially if your kid uses it and ends up with spiceTV. I know that limited vocabulary speech recognition has gotten pretty good, but there are too many names of TV shows and channels and actors to limit the vocabulary enough to make this accurate. Good luck to these guys, they'll need it.

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  17. Just like Clapper by Palal · · Score: 1

    It's just like installing clapper (The thing that turns off your lights when you clap) in a big auditorium. Just watch and see how good the effect will be!

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    1. Re:Just like Clapper by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      wow. nostalgic potato couch technology.

  18. From the article by Infinityis · · Score: 5, Funny

    It comes with a handy reference card that helpfully explains "You can also find an actor in an Adult program by saying 'Find Adult Actor' and the actor's name".

    Aha! The true purpose is revealed! Naturally, one's hands will be occupied when searching for adult actors...

    1. Re:From the article by DreamOfPeace · · Score: 1

      Wait! You know their names?

    2. Re:From the article by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Nope, no need. Just say something that sounds suggestive and you'll hit upon one of their names.

  19. It should be like the clapper. by noerobert · · Score: 0

    If you could clap patterns and have the channel change you would never have to find the remote again! You would alsohave the fun of the tv going on and off as people talk loudly and open and shut doors, but besides that it would be great.

  20. So from now on by yahyamf · · Score: 1

    instead of physical fighting matches for the remote between people there will be yelling only?

  21. Oh god no... by qyiet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Personally, I'm waiting for the version that interfaces with your brain.

    What, so it changes to the playboy channel every 3 min?

    1. Re:Oh god no... by Cycloid+Torus · · Score: 0

      and if my dear spouse is watching - right back to the Shopping Channel....

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    2. Re:Oh god no... by donak · · Score: 1

      And what if it simply keeps switching off? No brain, no TV!

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    3. Re:Oh god no... by d_54321 · · Score: 1

      Especially if you're watching a news channel and every other news story, you wonder out loud "what is wrong with this fucking planet?-- no i didnt want you to change the channel to 'fucking'- arg!"

  22. Lazy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, outside of the few paralised individuals to whom I mean no disrespect, this is a disgrace. Anyone too lazy to operate a remote control is worthless. Actually, anyone who spends enough time beached out in front of a TV that they even NEED a remote is worthless as well.

  23. In the future ... by fantail · · Score: 1

    ... the programs will be generated in real time; if you get bored, the brain interface will create an explosion or have someone shot ...

    1. Re:In the future ... by QangMartoq · · Score: 1
      In the future... the programs will be generated in real time; if you get bored, the brain interface will create an explosion or have someone shot ...

      LOL.. Now *that* would be a worthwhile invention! ;)

  24. This is... by fm6 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Personally, I'm waiting for the version that interfaces with your brain.
    Assuming you have one left, after all that TV...
    1. Re:This is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he just needs a little brain - one that can say: Yes, no and where's my tea?

  25. Fine, depending... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    I'm cool with it, as long as the following exchange works:

    Me: Computer

    Remote: (beeps)

    me: Replay video, time index minus five seconds

    TV: Lay in a persuit course. Engage.

  26. PocketPC by dejamatt · · Score: 1
    You can do this from a PocketPC with a Mic and infrared already:

    http://www.pdawin.com/tvremote.html

    It's not as cool as you'd think though... pressing buttons is actually easier than saying "One-One" or "Up Up Up" to change channels... plus you feel like a weirdo alone in a room talking to yourself...

  27. In Soviet Russia by yahyamf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the television programs voice command YOU oh wait... actually that's true in Democratic USA too

  28. My voice-activated remote control is broken by rocjoe71 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My voice-activated remote control is broken. I keep asking for cooking shows about "prawns" and I get something wayyyy different.

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    1. Re:My voice-activated remote control is broken by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "My voice-activated remote control is broken. I keep asking for cooking shows about "prawns" and I get something wayyyy different."

      I hear ya. I have no idea why somebody thought a chess channel would attract viewers. The commercials are interesting, though.

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  29. I lose everything... by Pepsi__Blue · · Score: 1

    so how much would a replacement remote cost? I'm thinking it would be quite a bit, and since you can't buy them in stores (at least not now) you would have to wait for one to be sent to you. The real question, I think, is will talking into my remote not only make me appear crazier than people already think I am, but also impair my ability to drink soda/booze and eat?

  30. Re:Best feature - the 'crap' scan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just want the voice actived remote to skip to the next channel when I say 'crap', 'damn crap', 'bs', 'junk', 'trash', or 'reality tv crap'

  31. chanel surfing by oneeyedelf1 · · Score: 1

    chanel surfing must be a pain in the ass to do with speaking, also wouldnt the tv mess up the command sometimes, due to background noise(the tv)?

  32. Adds by qyiet · · Score: 1

    If these become common does this mean we will get adds that loudly, and repeatedly say the name of another channel to get these devices to switch to it?

  33. works great until... by the-build-chicken · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...you watch a show about the english channel and the increase in the volume of ships using it.

  34. Better yet by bonch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's make the remote control pointless and have the TV itself be voice-activated.

    1. Re:Better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Love the sig.

    2. Re:Better yet by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      A remote is needed for several reasons. One if your spouse or children disagrees with your selection than the one with the remote get the choice. Two I would think that it has to mute the tv while giving the command. Three the microphone would have to be near the speaker to drown out all of the other noises in the house(refigerator, furnance, other people talking).

    3. Re:Better yet by MMMDI · · Score: 1

      What if a character on TV says something about "changing channels" or "turn it up" or "turn it off" or... if the TV intercepted those commands, that would make for one hell of a viewing experience.

      Now factor in if the stereo / DVD player / other electronics also responded to voice commands. That'd be one amusing scene, in my view.

    4. Re:Better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's make the remote control pointless and have the TV itself be voice-activated.
      Sorry; it is the remote control that is voice-activated, and it is the TV itself that is pointless. Just a fact of life.
    5. Re:Better yet by ijablokov · · Score: 1

      We're working on it...be patient. ;-)

      http://www.opera.com/pressreleases/en/2005/02/21/

    6. Re:Better yet by LucBorg · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's a good idea. What is the point of a voice activated remote control when the whole point of the remote is ease of access to the tv channel system. If they just make the TV voice activated, there won't be a need for remotes at all. Of course, with moving their fingers to change channels being the only source of exercise for many in the world, will the development of this type of electronics control lead to even higher rates of obesity?

    7. Re:Better yet by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

      heh... woe is the person who has their TV hooked up to a clapper and watches the state of the union address. :)

      (well woe is the person who bought a clapper in the first place :)

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  35. Bah humbug. by atomm1024 · · Score: 1
    Great, a new device to help people be even lazier. Is it really so hard to push a few fucking buttons?

    What's next -- people will be too lazy to talk, so they'll want something that lets them blink Morse code? Come on, using a normal remote control is not hard.

    (Disclaimer: Aside from news, Simpsons, and Jon Stewart, I watch no TV. Maybe for hard-core teevee usars, pushing buttons does get tiring. But just remember that you're better off than when people had to actually stand up and walk to the TV to change the channel.)

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  36. No need to wait... by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
    Want a TV remote that intefaces with your brain? Here ya go.

    Don't know whether or not you're willing to undergo the surgery though.

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  37. That's a solution in search of a problem by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    Firstly, opening your mouth and speaking up takes up more energy than pressing a button wih your thumb. Value for laziness == 0. I can see a big value for disabled people though.

    Secondly, what's really needed is a TV that can recognize commercials and informercials and switch channel instantly (or switch to some radio station for the duration of the commercials), then comes back to the program when the junk is over. Cuz ya know, besides setting the volume, that's what people use their remote for when they don't go to the bathroom during the ads...

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  38. Americans... by Delta2.0 · · Score: 1

    And now we have truly accomodated the american stereotype. Now Joe Sixpack doesn't even have to lift a finger. There goes my excuse for exercise. damn

  39. These are no good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have one, and once you have the tv volume loud enough to hear or if there is another person talking and the remote isn't 1 inch from your mouth, it wont work, and when it does work, it's becuase you have said the same thing to it 10x.

  40. dangerous by alphan · · Score: 1
    TV makes sound, meaning dangerous feedback.

    I wouldn't want my remote doing crazy things on its own.

    How about a Promptu commercial on TV just after you pressed talk :)

    Plus, pressing a button and talking cannot faster than pressing two or tree buttons.

  41. Whats the point? by bazmail · · Score: 1

    why not just bypass the remote and put the voice sensors in the TV? cut out the middle man and all that? Its as useless as those small remote controls on the headphone wire for an mp3 player. I mean think about it.Seriously.

  42. Be careful with voice commands by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    If you mix up the commands with previous article, you might end up with a dancing TV.

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  43. This is not that new... by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

    There are lots of them out there. My brother bought me one from the Discovery Channel store 4 years ago for Christmas. (Can't find a link to it right now, can't remember the manufacturer.)

    This Promtpu one has some nifty features like the "Find..." thing, but I can honestly say that the one I have is a PITA to use. More trouble than it's worth, especially considering my wife would have to train it to respond to her voice as well, and she doesn't have the patience for that.

  44. Obligatory Apple joke by Zapraki · · Score: 1
    Coming soon... Impromptu by Apple

    The remote control that makes you watch what it wants to watch!

    What, don't you "Enjoy uncertainty"?
  45. Sounds like a lot of hot air to me by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a real hassle for channel surfers:

    "Down... down... down... down... down... down... down.."

    And isn't there a danger of the TV controlling itself?

    "Okay, Marsha, I'll tell you my horrible, horrible secret. Now listen UP"

  46. How lazy do you have to be? Damn! by AvatarofVirgo · · Score: 0

    It's bad enough that the majority of Americans are over weight. Now they don't even have to move their fat fingers to push the buttons.

    Not to mention that it is about as dumb as a remote for the car stereo which I have seen by the way.

    My cousin who has the car stereo remote is a coonass so I wouldn't be surprised if they're the first people to get something like that.

  47. Stoopid by bananahead · · Score: 1

    Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid... This is a classic example of technology for technology sake. If you have ever tried to use voice activated ANYTHING, you know that it is the WORST UI possible. We just don't talk the way these devices want to be talked to, and it is just not natural. Microsoft has a pilot program internally using technology from the research group that allows every employee to register themselves in a voice-activated phone directory system. I cannot tell you the number of times I have seem people in conference rooms hitting the button and carefully stating 'Fred Ziffelwitz', and having the system come back with 'Are you trying to reach Bob Zuffenheimer?' It was NEVER right. I have tried the voice interfaces to Office, and just end up drooling all over myself trying to speak the way the damn thing wants to hear. It is just not natural. On top of all that, what is wrong with the current TV controllers that voice solves? You press up, the station changes. You press down, it goes the other way. So now, you say 'up' and the station changes, you say 'lower' and the thing turns your TV off. I hate this technology crawl. We simply DO NOT NEED VOICE ACTIVATED CRAP. If I ever see one, the first thing I am going to do is turn it on and set it in front of the TV speaker, just to see if it will ever become self-aware and take control of the house. When it can do that, I will become a believer. Until then, IT IS JUST A TECHNO-CRAP SOLUTION LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM TO SOLVE.

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    1. Re:Stoopid by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "We simply DO NOT NEED VOICE ACTIVATED CRAP. If I ever see one, the first thing I am going to do is turn it on and set it in front of the TV speaker, just to see if it will ever become self-aware and take control of the house."

      I take it then that you won't accept my voice-command to STFU?

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    2. Re:Stoopid by bananahead · · Score: 1

      Nope, you have to push the STFU button.

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  48. Need programmable surfing by time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On my wish list would be the ability to change available channels by time of day. Some channels offer nothing bout infomercials during certain hours. With smart channel surfing, your TV would skip these channels. Also it could help you avoid accidently stumbling onto Larry King or the Teletubbies.

  49. Dictation technology. by Ajeebwon · · Score: 1

    Is a lot more trouble than it is worth, in my opinion. I can still remember the horror of frustration resulting from my attempt to use Dragon Naturally Speaking eight-ish years ago... My copy of which is currently residing in a land fill somewhere; though if I had the choice I'd have sent it right to hell.

  50. Arguing about a distorted topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Voice control of a TV remote isn't the same as voice-controlling a computer, as there is already or will be a BIG TV MAKING LOUD NOISES IN YOUR VICINITY.

    1. Re:Arguing about a distorted topic by brianf711 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Voice control of a TV remote isn't the same as voice-controlling a computer, as there is already or will be a BIG TV MAKING LOUD NOISES IN YOUR VICINITY.
      If this catches on, will the FCC outlaw shows that say "power off" and such as they can cause device interference?
    2. Re:Arguing about a distorted topic by brianf711 · · Score: 1

      Oops. I mean censor the language, not outlaw the show. (And if the voice-control device is built into the TV, is it intraference?)

    3. Re:Arguing about a distorted topic by Eternauta3k · · Score: 0
      If this catches on, will the FCC outlaw shows that say "power off" and such as they can cause device interference?

      Every toy I've seen says it's suposed not to cause interference and accept any interference from other devices %(
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  51. Huge and ugly by SassyDave · · Score: 1

    That thing looks awful.

    1. Re:Huge and ugly by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      The girl in the picture seems to disagree.

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  52. "German Shizer Porn" by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All I want to know, is which retard invented a voice-controlled remote but put a button on it that you have to press before you can actually talk? What would have been useful is a remote control that would make a beep when you called it after you had lost it down the sofa. They could have put all these search features on a device with a screen or just taken any PDA with an infra red port and written some software.

    Verdict: no one is using it now and no-one will be using it in 6 months time..

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  53. Another article by finiteSet · · Score: 1

    Here's another article on the same subject. http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.03/brain.htm l

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  54. Gesture Control by mspring · · Score: 1

    I'd still prefer an approach where gestures are used to control the TV.
    -Max

  55. This is so wrong in so many ways... by tyroneking · · Score: 1

    This is so wrong in so many ways...
    First of all, the woman on the web page looks like she is holding something other than a TV remote, which is quite off-putting in a rather pleasant way.
    Secondly, it is well known that the only way to defend oneself against the mind altering effects of TV is to talk back to it - so what will happen when I do?
    1) TV licence request lands on my door. I say to my TV: "I'm not paying you b*****d, go ahead and fine me"; my TV says: "This is the news from the BBC."; the new TV remote starts to look for a channel about me and eventually tunes into the spy camera hidden in my TV by the NBL.
    2) BBC Question Time comes on the air (a popular political discussion panel show with an interesting mix of politicians, newspaper editors, and one comedian). I say to my TV: "Why am I still watching you?"; my TV says: "It's all the fault of the electorate."; the TV remote starts to look for a channel about you, and eventually tunes into the hidden camera in your house, planted there by the NFL.
    3) Pop or American Idol comes on the air (a popular gay talent show). I say to my TV: "Oh for the love of God."; my TV says: "You can't sing, you can't dance, but Paula likes you."; the TV remote finds all the TV programmes starring God and eventually shows me an episode of South Park (the one with God in it, obviously) closely followed by an episode of Alias (the one with God in it, obviously).
    4) Enterprise comes on the air (a popular sci-fi show starring a man last seen travelling through time on the command of Mo Sislack). I say to my TV: "Please dump Data"; my TV says: "You are a Vulcan"; the TV remote will dump the core out of set-top-box and my TV will die.
    Luckily TV remotes don't work in my house, not since I covered everything in tin foil...

  56. /. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the text of linked article:

    AgileTV presents Promptu voice controlled television

    AgileTV is aiming to change the way people watch TV, with a voice controlled television remote control.

    The Promptu remote is designed to replace a conventional remote control and includes a "Talk" button and a built-in microphone, together with an infra-red receiver used in conjunction with an existing cable box.

    The remote control translates spoken commands into speech features that are sent the receiver and then to a small runtime application in the set-top box. The actual voice recognition is performed at the cable head-end on commodity PC based Linux systems. This can be tuned to regional accents and can include a large vocabulary database. The response is returned in around a second, and an on screen prompt indicates when the command has been understood.

    The remote control can be told to change channel by name or number, or show programme selections by up to 75 pre-defined categories. This perhaps demonstrates the problem of genre classification for television programmes and displays a certain North American bias. So there are currently categories for Cheerleading and Rodeo, but only one for Performing Arts, which might indicate something about the intended market.

    It comes with a handy reference card that helpfully explains "You can also find an actor in an Adult program by saying 'Find Adult Actor' and the actor's name".

    Voice control always seems to be a feature of visions of the future. While not dismissing its potential application for ensuring accessibility, the Promptu approach still requires a remote control and the user needs to hold down the Talk button when giving commands. However, the real advantage is that it may eliminate the requirement for keyboard entry when searching for titles, or adult actors.

    Promptu is currently on trial by Comcast and Time Warner in the Philadelphia region. Comcast chief executive Brian Roberts has been quoted as calling it "one of my favourite new pieces of technology".

    www.promptu.com

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    1. Re:/. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod up, informative because the website is down for me...

    2. Re:/. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod up

    3. Re:/. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my favorite line:

      "So there are currently categories for Cheerleading and Rodeo, but only one for Performing Arts, which might indicate something about the intended market."

    4. Re:/. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do they mean Cheerleading and Rodeo -or- Cheerleading, and Rodeo? :)

    5. Re:/. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod up, +5 informative

    6. Re:/. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It comes with a handy reference card that helpfully explains "You can also find an actor in an Adult program by saying 'Find Adult Actor' and the actor's name

      I can just see it now. You call your daughter's full name out in an angry tone -- and much to your suprise -- you see her on TV...

    7. Re:/. Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be even funnier if it were your wife...

  57. but what if--- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what if the kids of my neighbours are really noisy and I accidentally yell "fucking kids!"

    Does it find me the channels which are playing R Kelly's or Michael Jackson's music videos?

  58. Anyone remember by Rasta_the_far_Ian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the old remote controls from the '70s? They had two buttons that made a loud clicking noises. With just a little practice, one could made similar mouth generated sounds that would make the TV either turn on/off or change channels. We've gone full circle!

  59. Invoca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had an Invoca remote for a couple years in my kitchen. Friends want to know how on earth I rigged it up so when I yell CBC the channel changes to it. It is really nice when cooking and your hands are covered in whatever. Another nice feature is the macros, "DVD Player" can switch the video inputs, get it to the right channel, set the volume, turn on the receiver, etc. Takes a decent bit of training and it ofcourse doesnt work 100% of the time, but I find it more than a gimmick on occasion.

  60. Why the remote? by Rollsbot · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it make more sense to make a voice controlled TV and not a voice controlled TV remote.

  61. Bush didn't lie. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I could set it up so when I yell at the TV, it will increase the volume. That way, when I'm watching my right-wing extremist news, and some idiot leftist opens his mouth, I can yell at the TV, the volume will increase, so I will yell louder, so the volume will increase even more, and we can have a volume duel with me, the right-wing extremist, against some idiot leftist.

    By the way, Bush told the truth.

  62. Did this years ago... by ShamanDave · · Score: 1

    In about '89, when I was in college, some friends of mine had company over to demonstrate the prototype voice controlled cable box they had. They explained that it wasn't very sensitive, so you had to speak up, and sure enough, as they shouted, "13! 27! ESPN! MTV!" the box switched to the appropriate channel. The visitors were duly impressed and wanted to know how they could get one of the prototypes from the cable company. My friends told them that they may already have one, and they should try giving their box at home voice commands. I don't think they ever found out that my roommate and I were standing outside with our cable box remote pointed through a gap in the curtains, "interpreting" the voice commands.

  63. Been around for years... by JawzX · · Score: 1

    http://www.smarthome.com/8169.html

    these things came out arround 1995, they used to cost $$$, but are now afordable. Unless this one requires no training it's nothing to jump up and down about.

  64. More useful would be something... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...to watch TV for you. Then you can go and spend that time doing something interesting with your life.

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  65. It could be useful by Omnieiunium · · Score: 1

    We have a whole own theatre system set-up, so we have one of those univeral remotes that controls everything, it would be a lot easier to say 'TV on' or 'Stereo' on then having to press a few buttons. In the home theatre sense, it makes sense. but just for TV, just using the freaking remote.

  66. Kids and Voice-Controlled Remote Control by billstewart · · Score: 1
    You really *don't* want one of these things if you do have kids
    • Channel 7!
    • Channel 4!
    • Channel 7!
    • Channel 4!
    • Channel 7!
    • Mommeeeeee!! Bobby keeps yelling at the TV so I can't watch my program that's on Channel 4!
    • Channel 7!
    • /whacks brother
    • Kids! Shut up in there!
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  67. How is this useful... by DanthemaninVA1 · · Score: 1

    So, if you need to press a "Talk" button in order to talk to it, how is this useful? I could see a remote that sits on the floor hidden behind the couch, and you just talk and it recognizes that it's being given a command. If you need the "Talk" button, it's no more useful than a normal remote.

  68. Wait no more... by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm waiting for the version that interfaces with your brain
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4396387.stm

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  69. Convergence by Rixel · · Score: 1

    "Remote, put on the Playboy Channel"
    "Robosapien, bring me some wetnaps"

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  70. I'd like a voice controlled wife by kyoorius · · Score: 1

    Mine seems to be broken.

  71. Now we just need smart tv by slashdyke · · Score: 1

    If bad TV shows could shout out to the remotes to change the channels, so we didn't have to do that either - then we'd be set. Carolyn

  72. nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discovery Channel store has sold a voice activated remote for years.

    I would know. I had to sell that piece of crap.

  73. Could Never Watch Kentucky Derby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they're OFF!

  74. So? by t0ny747 · · Score: 0

    I've owned a voice controlled remote for about 3 years now. I got it at the mall, some one took it out of the box and took the its book, so they sold it to me for $5 :)

    Mine was like this one but I did not have the base.

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  75. Here's a niftier idea... by joshuao3 · · Score: 1

    This voice controlled stuff is for the birds... I keep my volume way too lound for that to be useful. I'd rather have a remote control that included a built-in optical mouse that I can use to navigate around my DVD and cable/satellite box's menus. Then I'd be happy.

    Oh yeah, also let me listen to the digital music channels and buy mp3 of songs that come on with a single click (or two, to be safe)... just email them to me and add the bill to my cable/satellite bill. Then I'd be REALLY happy.

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  76. Neural scan interface by dcsmith · · Score: 1
    Personally, I'm waiting for the version that interfaces with your brain.

    Barclay> "...Tie both consoles into the Enterprise main computer core utilizing neural scan interface."
    Enterprise computer >"There is no such device on file."
    Barclay> "No problem--here's how you BUILD it..."

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  77. A New Comedy Show by spiritusvuylt · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens when a show has a a character giving commands to his TV? I don't know about most shows, but the Simpsons would definitely have fun with it.

  78. Some things should be kept quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It comes with a handy reference card that helpfully explains "You can also find an actor in an Adult program by saying 'Find Adult Actor' and the actor's name".

    Thanks, but I'd rather not let everyone in the house know that I'm looking to watch some pr0n.

    If you want to know who's in what movie or vice versa, it's much better to do a little quiet research here-- plus, it's free!

  79. Not the first on the market... by thefriz · · Score: 1

    Anyone else remember the old Magnavox commercial featuring John Cleese using a voice-enabled remote? I haven't ever seen any devices using the technology, but I clearly remember Cleese programming his VCR by talking into the remote.

  80. Voice Recognition Remote by UMhydrogen · · Score: 1
    For my senior design project my group actually made a voice-controlled remote control. We used a TI DSP chip in conjunction with an IR transmitter. Performing the voice reconigition was harder than we thought but it had about 90% accuracy using a basic algorithm. Programs like ViaVoice have improved a lot and with a little training the voice recognition can get *VERY* accurate. Making it work for 1 or 2 users is pretty easy -- making it work for everyone is a bit more difficult. It is still possible, as seen by UPS now using an entirely voice operated telephone system ("Please say your tracking code now") - Microsoft does the same for getting a new CD key.

    As other users pointed out, this isn't a new product. It's been done in the past, the demand for it just isn't high. If you're going to have a remote, you might as well push the buttons. Our "remote" that we designed was meant to be placed and left on a coffee table and that way you would never lose it, but could always control the TV from anywhere near the microphone. IT had a special catch work which activated it so that normal audio from the TV would not activate the remote functions.

  81. It will never work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inevitably an actor on tv will say shutdown or power-off

  82. Old news ... by Kalidor · · Score: 1

    My PDA already has this function through TV Remote Controller 5.5. I don't really fancy the voice part. I find it much more couch potato-ey to just hit the buttons.

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  83. InVoca by slashkitty · · Score: 1

    I have the InVoca voice activated remote http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 059S86/104-2019136-6738345?v=glance ( I got mine for $30 new) It can control the TV, cable, tivo, dvd, etc. I don't think that it "changed the way I watch tv" ... It's pretty much a pain if you listen to the TV loud, because it messes up the commends. The nice thing was that it was totally hands free. You didn't have to press any buttons (but could if you wanted to) .. it listened for control words. I could also do long macros like turning on TV & DVD player and pressing play with one command. I can't say that I use it anymore. It's a lot easier to just pick up a regular remote and press a button.

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  84. Not voice-control. Braille... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    or something like it. I find that I locate frequently used buttons on the remote by feel. The reason is that I typically watch TV in a mostly darkened room.

    It would be helpful if certain buttons had tactile cues, such as texture, shape, or patterns of raised bumps.

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  85. Re:Best feature - the 'crap' scan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other short list must skip channel:

    no, no OJ
    f'in dumb paris hilton
    f'in donald trump
    f'in mtv or 'where's the f'in music'

  86. Are we all alone in the universe by LittleBigScript · · Score: 1

    How about resting your eyeballs on the screen, so you could easily change the channel with a free arm. TV's don't have panels anymore, most of the functionality is in the remote, so that won't work.

    How about just watching less TV, when you don't feel like moving anymore?

  87. Re:first is the worst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Second is the best

  88. Your wish. When is the surgery? by eidosabi · · Score: 1
  89. Nothing new by mrbobjoe · · Score: 1

    My father bought a universal remote with this feature at least seven years ago. The voice recognition was crap, but the nice part was that you could program it for different remotes by actually recording the signal they broadcast, not typing in a number from the code book. I wish I could remember the manufacturer's name now...

  90. slogans... by torrents · · Score: 1

    "because moving cccasionally can be strenuous..."

    "watching tv doesn't have to mean finger excercise..."

    "you're fat. you know you need this."

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  91. speed down by Sarin · · Score: 1

    Why would I need some remote control, that speeds down the zapping process?

    First I need to find it too, that sucks. Why couldn't they make something prevents me from looking for the remote for half an hour in the first place. It's faster to manually control the tv 9 out 10 times.
    Why would I need a television anyway?
    Oh, I do really hate the television crap they put on air, it seems every time I'm zapping I see a 'police academy' rerun or a 'married with children' passing by. As soon as you notice the laugh-tape in those shows, the fun is over.

  92. It has been done, 10 years ago or something by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

    A turkish company made it or licensed a technology.

    Guess why they gave up? TV changed channel immediately when someone spoke about other channel :)

    I can't totally remember but I guess a washing machine has been victim about same thing, started washing whenever someone spoke about clothes.

  93. Ambush advertising by Tech · · Score: 1

    Heh, just think of the ambush advertising possibilities. EvilTV buys 5 seconds of time on the competing channel, which is just enough to shout in a loud clear voice "switch channel to EvilTV!"

  94. Invoca by zosa · · Score: 1

    http://search.ebay.com/invoca_W0QQfkrZ1QQ

    I tried one of these a while back...it was junk....unless this new device uses reasonable technology and a well-thought out ser interface it will be junk too.

  95. Aussie TV is a joke Mate! by nicnac__001 · · Score: 0

    I watch about 40% free to air and 60% downloaded epz from the US, I have two xbox's And I watch all dl'ed content on those(very convenient, just like watching the broadcast epz, only better). I refuse to get payTV cause it's too damn expensive IMO. It seems that in the US you get your TV shows as they are produce and in order. Here in Australia, as many others have already stated, series are late to appear on our screen, played out of oerder, or not played at all and even worse than that, some are simply staop half way though a season. Crikey! this is drivin' me flamin Mad!

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  96. now the TV can control itself by MMHere · · Score: 1

    during an advert, the sound channel could say:

    "REMOTE, change to fox news"