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  1. Re:What does 'jack up' mean in your country? on Scientists Powering Batteries with Soda, Tree Sap · · Score: 1

    >Warning: this post may contain British humour. Please take this into account when replying.

    Oh. *flips through old book* Okay...

    "Jolly Good, Old Bean."

  2. Pitiful. on You Too Can Be An Amazon Bestseller · · Score: 3, Funny

    >Rick Frishman, who oversees the campaigns for Ruder Finn's Planned Television Arts, also is a client. His 2004 book "Networking Magic" went from a sales rank of 896,000 on barnesandnoble.com the morning it was published to No. 1 at 4 p.m. He has a poster in his office showing the sales chart he briefly topped. "I'm a nobody, but I was somebody for a day," he says.

    Hey, a cheap rifle with a scope, a perch in a high building - you can be somebody for a lot longer...

  3. Re:new name, please! on Ubuntu 7.04 (Feisty Fawn) Beta Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's okay - the next release is 'Grungy Gerbil' - much more street cred.

  4. Re:Simply on Surprise, Windows Listed as Most Secure OS · · Score: 5, Funny

    >we can bypass all the leg humping and mindless dribble and get down to the real discussion...can Microsoft keep it up?

    So much sexual innuendo - so little time.

  5. Re:Yes, stand up for something... on Maker of Anti-Clinton Video Outed, Loses Job · · Score: 1

    Yeah, ancient folk wisdom.

    Instead of my post I almost wrote "The nail that sticks up is the one that gets hammered down."

  6. Re:Was good on Maker of Anti-Clinton Video Outed, Loses Job · · Score: 4, Insightful

    de Vellis: "I wanted to show that an individual citizen can affect the process."

    That he did. He also demonstrated that if you stand up for something, be prepared to be slapped down.

    Here's hoping he can get back up.

  7. Re:Squishie on Internet Curfew for College Students? · · Score: 1

    I know a Blackfoot and two Cherokee...

    *and one from Mumbai, too. A problem - he claims Apu sounds just like his wife.

  8. Re:The hole is getting deep on Microsoft Joins OpenAjax Alliance · · Score: 1

    >It's a place for geeks to verbally masturbate.

    So was it good for you too?

  9. Squishie on Internet Curfew for College Students? · · Score: 4, Funny

    >'one only had to look at the hard drive of any of the students' computers to see that bad content dominated over good.'

    It's a sad commentary about the Simpsons' effect on our culture - that I can only hear Apu's voice when I read this.

  10. Re:Science and Politics and Agendas on Strange Bedfellows Fight Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 1

    Been there. There was a Dilbert cartoon about a "kybard" once.

  11. Re:That makes two accidents in 1999 on Japanese Company Admits To Nuclear Cover Up · · Score: 1

    mdsolar is an astonomer, not an engineer. He is a member of the Green Party.

    *sound of axe grinding*

    He apparently has no intention of responding to questions about his qualifications. Judging by his use of personal attacks, he's an asshat.

    I wouldn't have him consult on designing a whirligig, much less any sort of power solution.

    Look at his attack on a nuclear engineer in this thread.

    Pah.

    For the record, I'm not an engineer, either. I'm not pro-nuclear, either. I did a six-month analysis of Three Mile Island, to write code for a computer game. Interesting, but not germane for forecasting the reliability of totally different designs. Just my uninformed opinion.

  12. Re:Science and Politics and Agendas on Strange Bedfellows Fight Ethanol Subsidies · · Score: 1

    You lost me at "explan."

    propoganda, explan, personaly, Tempratur, corolation, temprature.

    My eyes, they burn!

  13. Re:To play devil's advocate... on Microsoft Tracks Down Mass Fake Web Pages · · Score: 1

    You're free to do what you want.

    So is Google.

    Selah.

  14. Auld Sod on Ask Sony's Phil Harrison About PS3 and Games · · Score: 1

    Is it true that yours is a name that a shame never has been connected with?
    Oh. Harrison, not Harrigan!

    Oi'll be goin' now.

  15. Re:Woof on The Digital Bedouins and the Backpack Office · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or even a Prairie Dog.
    From Wikipedia:
    "In companies that use large numbers of cubicles in a common space, employees sometimes use the term "prairie dogging" to refer to the action of standing up in one's cube to look around or converse with another employee in an adjacent cube. This action is thought to resemble prairie dogs standing in the openings of a burrow."

  16. Meh on The Digital Bedouins and the Backpack Office · · Score: 4, Funny

    >Nobody knew I was sunburned, drinking from a coconut and listening to howler monkeys as I replied to their e-mails.

    If I just make myself a mug from a coconut, I'm there. I've got the cube next to the window.

    *listens to the howling of middle management*

  17. Re:Hmm. Hom. Hoom. on Viacom vs. YouTube - Whose Side Are You On? · · Score: 1

    You should never read "Lord of The Rings" in a moving vehicle.

  18. Re:Kuiper Crash on Kuiper Belt Collision Found; Possible Comet Source · · Score: 1

    That makes sense. Could be the object had an icy coating, was broken up, and the outer bits, if perturbed into the right orbit, became cometary objects.

  19. Re:Kuiper Crash on Kuiper Belt Collision Found; Possible Comet Source · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sorry, Fry, But scientists renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke."

    What's it called now?"

    "Urectum."

  20. Hmm. Hom. Hoom. on Viacom vs. YouTube - Whose Side Are You On? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >Whose side are you on?

    Treebeard: "I am on no one's side, because nobody is on my side."

  21. Kuiper Crash on Kuiper Belt Collision Found; Possible Comet Source · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How does the "dirty snowball" composition of comets fit into this theory?
    Wouldn't the result resemble asteroids rather than comets?

  22. Re:Horizon on Yellowstone Supervolcano Making Strange Rumblings · · Score: 1

    Which is why my plan is to sew gold coins into my clothing, slip across the border into Mexico, and continue to head south. Ecuador should be about right.

  23. Re:Horizon on Yellowstone Supervolcano Making Strange Rumblings · · Score: 1

    So what's FEMA's plan... hello? Anybody? Brownie? Oh, right.

    Looking at their site, they used advanced visualization tools to... help the BBC make a documentary. They also have plans to... evacuate locally, near lava flows.

    Hmm. I think I'll update my passport and buy some gold coins.

  24. Disappointment on EVE Online Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    >Jesus H. Christ with a crutch in a sidecar on a pogo stick. The very first hit

    Now that's a letdown - I had read that far and thought I was in for some beatnik poetry...cue the bongos!

  25. Clean Slate Precursor on Researchers Scheming to Rebuild Internet From Scratch · · Score: 1

    >a clean slate approach to enterprise network security (Ethane).

    Kinda flammable, and not shiny enough. I suggest we take it one step further and use ethylene.