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Apple Making a Spreadsheet?

Raleel writes "It appears that apple has trademarked the word "Numbers". Speculation is that it is a new spreadsheet. It makes sense with Keynote, Pages, and Mail." That would sort of fill in the last major hole in their lineup.

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  1. The Numbers Game: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Interesting


    From TFS:


    That would sort of fill in the last major whole [sic] in their lineup.

    Errant homonyms aside, this seems to make a lot of sense...after all, Apple is just a spreadsheet shy of an office suite...although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...

    Also, wasn't there an Apple spreadsheet program previously...called 'grid' or something? I seem to recall something along those lines...perhaps 'Numbers' isn't a spreadsheet after all. The assumption that 'Numbers' is in fact a spreadsheet is only speculation, after all.
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    1. Re:The Numbers Game: by mythosaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, they mean to say "whole." It's a coded message to the Germans, providing instructions to bomb Pearl Harbor.

    2. Re:The Numbers Game: by moonty · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'd imagine 'Numbers' could also refer to a calculator. or... maybe Apple is getting into the shady side of 'organized' gambling.

    3. Re:The Numbers Game: by CdBee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A Sun executive announced about 3 years ago that Apple had hired engineers to work at Sun on StarOffice (OpenOffice + commercial addins) for OSX, and that this product would shortly be announced and be shipped with new Macs

      The same guy was sent about a week later to deny that it was happening but accept that he did claim that it would

      2 years later, Apple produces an internally-written, incomplete Office suite completely unrelated to StarOffice/OpenOffice

      Assumption. As with the time ATi preannounced an Apple product by accident and was dumped for nVidia, Sun screwed up and Apple pulled the whole project in revenge. Pages/Mail/Keynote is the replacement. Numbers is the missing component.

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    4. Re:The Numbers Game: by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The thing that many people are really missing out on with Pages is that it really is a DTP program. Adobe and the other programs that perform page layout should have done something like this years ago. Pages is small, compact, pretty speedy and it handles images like no other word processing program I have ever used.

      Now if I could just get End Note to work with Pages, I could drop Word entirely.

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    5. Re:The Numbers Game: by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
      Also, wasn't there an Apple spreadsheet program previously...called 'grid' or something?

      IIRC, Steve made references to a spreadsheet-in-progress called "Grid". If this thing really is a spreadsheet, it's probably the same project.

    6. Re:The Numbers Game: by theluckyleper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, wasn't there an Apple spreadsheet program previously...called 'grid' or something?

      True, but before "Pages" there was the ugly beast called "AppleWorks"... which clearly couldn't compete with MS Word.

      I think they're trying to cover their asses in case Microsoft pulls the MS Office rug out from under them.

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    7. Re:The Numbers Game: by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

      While it also doesn't make too much sense to me (when there are mature and viable alternatives out there), it feels like (it this is true) that Apple simply wants to have their own complete office suite just for the sake of having their full office suite.

      Maybe Apple feels like half the company it could be without a spreadsheet app.

    8. Re:The Numbers Game: by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Try AppleWorks and the Claris Office software.

      I'm thinking the term "Numbers" is from the TV show of the same name which is a nice twist to a SpreadSheet name as well.

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    9. Re:The Numbers Game: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      Maybe Apple feels like half the company it could be without a spreadsheet app.


      Spreadsheet envy?

      ^_^

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    10. Re:The Numbers Game: by kollivier · · Score: 1

      You're probably thinking of XGrid, but that's for distributed computing.

      As for why they're bothering, well, all I can say is that I wish more people'd try iWork because then they'd see it's not a clone of MS Office and OpenOffice. It's not "there yet" in terms of being feature-complete enough to compete with these office suites, which is probably what's keeping their sales so low, but if you're doing something like desktop publishing or want to design a slick presentation, iWork is easier and in many cases gives better results.

    11. Re:The Numbers Game: by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      It could also be a database for keeping track of telephone numbers.

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    12. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      after all, Apple is just a spreadsheet shy of an office suite...although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...
      after all, Apple makes an OS too...although between M$ Windows and Linux, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...
    13. Re:The Numbers Game: by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Hah! I remember appleworks. We had it on a 5 1/4 floppy for our Apple IIgs. It had a lot of forward-thinking options at the time, like ascii interpretations of folders, and an option to print to disk (for text files, so I could write my applesoft basic in appleworks rather than in the included "editor", which consisted of cat the program, break where you want to edit, and escape up into the program).

      Wow. Blast from the past.

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    14. Re:The Numbers Game: by MoonBuggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...

      I don't know if you've used it or not, but OpenOffice on OSX just doesn't flow properly at all. It may sound like a small thing, and I'm sure some people are happy to put up with it, but on a computer that carries a premium for design and "Just works" it really kicks the whole thing out when you have an app that doesn't 'feel' right, especially if you use it alot. Conversely, Keynote (which I had used long before the release of Pages) had impressed me from the start by being easier and slicker than the competition and Apple has Pages going the same way. OpenOffice is functional, but iWork is above and beyond.

      As for MS Office, I don't personally like it as much as iWork anyway but for those in business it's really the only option - Apple wants to have a mature office suite in place as their user base expands, that way even if MS does decide to pull their suite from OSX it won't do as much damage - Apple don't want to look like the creation of the software was reactionary to MS's assumed withdrawl of Office v.X, even if it was in fact pre-empting it.

    15. Re:The Numbers Game: by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      I used AppleWorks on my ][e many moons ago.
      I recently bought an iMac G5, tried AppleWorks.
      I didn't play around with it long before I got sick of it.
      It looked like the only thing that changed was it now in a GUI intead of a TUI.
      Not just Ugly, bug Fugly, IMHO.

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    16. Re:The Numbers Game: by WatertonMan · · Score: 1

      Open Office is a non-starter on the Mac due to it's interface (as are most competitors) MS Office is actually pretty good, and the main reason their existing iWork doesn't sell too well. Adding a spreadsheet will improve, but the fact is that all their products will need a few more revisions to compete with Office for any but the casual user. Having said that though, Page is pretty nice. I was quite impressed by it. But there are lots of things it doesn't do well yet.

    17. Re:The Numbers Game: by bsharitt · · Score: 1

      Well OpenOffice isn't even a real contender on the Mac. They've had a half assed X11 only port and don't seem to have plans to go beyond that anymore, thus it can be counted out on the Mac side. As far as MS Office goes, Apple probably just wants a safety net there just in case Microsoft tries to drop it one day.

    18. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, people usually use CLI (command-line interface) as the acronym, not TUI.

    19. Re:The Numbers Game: by mbbac · · Score: 2, Funny

      The simple answer, however, is that Apple wanted to sell good productivity applications so they decided not to base it off of OpenOffice.

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    20. Re:The Numbers Game: by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Maybe Apple feels like half the company it could be without a spreadsheet app.

      Maybe its the only thing used internally that still requires MS Office?
      If the other products are all of a high standard (for now, I'm still a mac outsider), and they can work productively using them, then a spreadsheet might just be the key.

      a couple of questions come up with this however,

      1) Does Apple eat its own dogfood? Do the employees use OSX all day every day, or are there specific departments that still require Windows?

      2) What database products do Apple employees/mac users use? Is it just postgre/mysql type things, or is there a decent Apple built DB engine?

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    21. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Full-screen text-based interfaces are not nessecarily at the command-line.

      What would WP5.1 be? A CLI?

    22. Re:The Numbers Game: by theluckyleper · · Score: 1

      I recently bought an iMac G5, tried AppleWorks.

      Yeah, if you intend to do more than a small amount of word processing, you should look into getting Pages. It's far superior to the infuriating AppleWorks!

      And it sure beats having to switch back to the old Windows box just to type up something.

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    23. Re:The Numbers Game: by itcomesinwaves · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Come on you guys. Apple already has an Address Book and 3 Calculators: the widget, the app, and 'grapher' a 2/3D graphing app). While a solid database app would be nice (no Access for the mac), FileMaker Pro is filling that need for now. Plus Apple's other business apps seem more geared towards the very small business. Not much left for it to be but a spreadsheet.

    24. Re:The Numbers Game: by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong (reply), but I always learned that Microsoft made the first commercial software suite for Macintosh. Any truth to that?

    25. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1) Yes, Apple eats its own dogfood, but sticks with Entourage for email/calendar and MS Office/Mac for spreadsheet, word-processing, and 1/2 presentations. It seems like about half have switched over to Keynote for presentations. 2) Filemaker pro is used for database work.

    26. Re:The Numbers Game: by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "2) What database products do Apple employees/mac users use? Is it just postgre/mysql type things, or is there a decent Apple built DB engine?"

      I do believe Oracle is starting to support the OSX server line...

      I've not played with it yet...but, could be interesting.

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    27. Re:The Numbers Game: by innate · · Score: 1

      Any truth to that?

      Yes, of course. Microsoft was one of the first companies to release Mac software. Some of their Windows products (e.g. Excel) were originally made for the Mac and later came to Windows.

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    28. Re:The Numbers Game: by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I don't know if you've used it or not, but OpenOffice on OSX just doesn't flow properly at all. It may sound like a small thing, and I'm sure some people are happy to put up with it, but on a computer that carries a premium for design and "Just works" it really kicks the whole thing out when you have an app that doesn't 'feel' right, especially if you use it alot."

      I just don't get it. I'm a noob as a OSX user..got my first laptop recently. I like it...but, I come from a Linux/Solaris world mostly. I don't get why some people really complain if an application "looks different" that other OSX applications. Seems to be a major turn off for them. Maybe I'm used to different interfaces....coming from other OSes...but, I don't really notice it much.

      I just get a tool...get used to its idiosyncracies, and deal with it. I run emacs when I need to or nano on my mac...they don't look anything like an official OSX tool, but, no big deal.

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    29. Re:The Numbers Game: by mikeloader · · Score: 1
      From TripMaster Monkey:
      Also, wasn't there an Apple spreadsheet program previously...called 'grid' or something
      Apple once made a spreadsheet named Claris Resolve.
    30. Re:The Numbers Game: by javaxman · · Score: 2, Informative
      True, but before "Pages" there was the ugly beast called "AppleWorks"... which clearly couldn't compete with MS Word.

      They still have AppleWorks. I think it even still ships with every Mac. Hey, check it out, can it really run on Windows?? It appears it can.

      It's definitely still useful, though it's rudimentary spreadsheet is probably the weakest link, it's Carbon of course, and badly needs an update... although, now that I mention it, it looks like it has actually bumped a few version numbers since I last looked- interesting, huh?!? It does seem to be in fairly active development for something we'd all written off.

      Pages doesn't really replace a word processor, I don't think you'd use it to write a report or something, it's really geared towards making a newsletter with ( somewhat ) fancy graphics or something. It's more of a niche app, like a end-user Illustrator or something.

      No, AppleWorks doesn't have half the features of word. Then again, do you use half the features of Word ? It occupies that niche for folks who aren't going to pay for Office. It's $79 new, and though I doubt they sell a lot of copies that way, it's still a hell of a lot cheaper than Office.

      Of course, it's entirely possible that Numbers is something different/more than a spreadsheet. Maybe it's a student-version Mathematics package. Maybe it's just a common word Apple thought they could snap up. We won't know until a product is shipped.

    31. Re:The Numbers Game: by lokedhs · · Score: 1
      To be fair, there is NeoOffice/J which does away with the X11 requirement and all over is better integrated with the OSX user interface.

      That said, it still is nowhere near a nice player on OSX, but it's the best you can get unless you want to pay for MS Office or Pages.

    32. Re:The Numbers Game: by cowscows · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Note that it's a low-end DTP program, but that's not a bad thing. It isn't meant to take on Quark or InDesign in the professional arena, but it's meant to make DTP a little more accessible to the more casual users. Sort of like Garageband tries to make audio editing accessible to everyone.

      Pages is not full featured enough that I'd want to be producing a monthly magazine on it, but for a church newsletter, or a notice for a school or something, it's a good choice. It doesn't do everything, but it does a lot of the basic stuff really easily.

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    33. Re:The Numbers Game: by DickBreath · · Score: 3, Informative

      Rewind to 1984.

      The Macintosh had MacWrite and MacPaint bundled.

      Microsoft sold a spreadsheet called Multiplan. The first commercial software for Mac.

      Later, came other offerings. (Some of it interesting in concept, such as Helix.)

      Eventually, I think by late 1985, thereabout, Microsoft had a new spreadsheet for the Mac called.....

      Excel.

      It was really great software.

      Eventually, Microsoft released a Windows, and a product for it named....

      Excel.

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    34. Re:The Numbers Game: by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The magic of it is that it can be described as either a Word Processor or a DTP. And it's easier and more pleasant to use than either.

    35. Re:The Numbers Game: by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Assumption. As with the time ATi preannounced an Apple product by accident and was dumped for nVidia, Sun screwed up and Apple pulled the whole project in revenge.

      Never attribute to malice what etc. stupidity yadda yadda yadda. Apple isn't exactly in a market position where they can afford to be petty -- especially not against vendors who have so few competitors in their markets, like ATI and Sun. I don't know why Apple did decide to change strategies in those instances, but it seems very unlikely to me that it was because they dared to steal Apple's thunder by announcing a new product too soon.

    36. Re:The Numbers Game: by Pfhorrest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, exactly! And Pages made me realize why I have always disliked things like Word and other "word processors"...

      They're really a bastard category of products. They're text editors pretending to be page layout programs... or page layout programs pretending to be text editors. The whole concept has always seemed somehow *wrong* to me. Kludgy and awkward.

      Pages fixes that. It fills in the same category as things like Word, but goes about things in a sane way. Apple has a text editor already - TextEdit. It's pervasive across the OS X system, and technically I'm using it right now in this Safari text box. Pages is a page layout program that calls on TextEdit (I presume) to do its text functions, QuickTime to handle its graphics functions, and so on. The components are handled by system functions that handle those components well; Pages just puts them all together in a pretty, integrated package.

      It's a lot like XHTML+CSS versus the old content-and-layout-in-one kludge that was earlier HTML standards, actually.

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    37. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...I think they're trying to cover their asses in case Microsoft pulls the MS Office rug out from under them...."

      I have thought that for a while now. If Apple's installed base becomes too competative for Microsoft, no doubt they'd dump its Office Suite for the Mac.

    38. Re:The Numbers Game: by Kesh · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not just that it "looks different." It works completely different from other Mac apps.

      Menus are per-window instead of universal. Common shortcuts don't work, or do something different. Copy & Paste is spotty, if it works at all. Windows don't obey the same rules as other Mac apps, such as when they take focus. Dialog boxes could come in any number of shapes and sizes, instead of the Mac "slide out" sheet.

      It's a major turn-off because folks are used to Mac apps behaving in a consistent manner. Other OSes don't enforce this as strictly, so users tend to expect each app there to have it's ideosynchracies... but on the Mac, folks expect an app to behave itself.

      Bad Car Analogy Time: Using OpenOffice via X11 on the Mac is like getting into your car and finding out that, not only is your stereo embedded in the glove compartment instead of the dash, the dial knob doesn't exist and you have to punch in stations by hand, there's no auto-seek function, and the display may show you the time or station or nothing at all depending on which preset you're using.

    39. Re:The Numbers Game: by Randy+Wang · · Score: 1

      ...Apple already has a calculator. You know, the one that's hideously inaccurate.

      All jabs aside, I'd really be rather surprised if this were for something as blasé as a calculator - and it could be something cooler than spreadsheet. My hopes aren't really up, though.

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    40. Re:The Numbers Game: by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1, Informative
      No, AppleWorks doesn't have half the features of word. Then again, do you use half the features of Word ? It occupies that niche for folks who aren't going to pay for Office. It's $79 new, and though I doubt they sell a lot of copies that way, it's still a hell of a lot cheaper than Office.

      And if I weren't a student, I would get Star Office for the same price. Fortunately, I am a student, so I can legally download SO for free.

    41. Re:The Numbers Game: by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      Errant homonyms aside, this seems to make a lot of sense...after all, Apple is just a spreadsheet shy of an office suite..

      They're missing a product to compete with Access though (no, MySQL compiled on a Mac is not an Access equivalent silly). I better go register the word "Data" judging by their past product names.

    42. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Indeed, all the main players in Office (Word, Excel, and PowerPoint) came out on the Mac before they were released for Windows.

    43. Re:The Numbers Game: by tomjen · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Okay i am properly missing some joke, but the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor - not the Germans.

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    44. Re:The Numbers Game: by javaxman · · Score: 1
      And if I weren't a student, I would get Star Office for the same price. Fortunately, I am a student, so I can legally download SO for free.

      Very funny, r jensen. Everyone knows I was talking about the Microsoft variety Office, not the Star or Open variety.

      I mean Open Office *is* free, is there a reason *anyone* buys Star Office??

    45. Re:The Numbers Game: by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But it still integrates very poorly. It's less Mac like than even Firefox. A large portion of people who use office, use it mainly for Word, and AbiWord does a good job there if you don't need a spreadsheet or presentation software.

    46. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...
      Except that iWork and Office are aimed at wholly different target audiences. Office is an enterprise-level word processor (with an enterprise-level price), with tons of features that the vast majority of consumers have absolutely no need of. The only reason that Word is as ubiquitous as it is is because Microsoft, seeking to maximize its cash flow by selling every family who's getting a home computer a copy of Office, simply because people think that since they use Office at work, it's great for use at home too.

      And of course, that couldn't be further from the truth. Given my experience with other computer users, the vast majority of people out there have no need for any features greater than what's in general programs like Apple's TextEdit (for example). So why the heck would anyone need to spend $400 on Microsoft Office (or even $150 for the "Student/Teacher Edition", which is just a poorly-disguised attempt to sell more copies by offering a "discount" to all consumer [non-business] customers)? The two (current) components of iWork, especially Pages, are much more suited for people looking to do some fancy styles and templates for letters, résumés, and other similar publications. It's intended to be easy and straightforward to use (whether it's succeeded in that is admittedly open to discussion; this is a 1.0 release, after all).

      The best way to sum it up, I guess, is that you really can't sell the same product with all the same features (and the same price) to both enterprise and consumer customers. And that's why Apple is "bothering" to create iWork, I think.
    47. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grandparent used the correct acronym, not intending to use CLI. However, I have also heard CUI (Console User Interface). TUI seems more popular these days.

    48. Re:The Numbers Game: by nocomment · · Score: 1

      perhaps because openoffice doesn't run on os x unless you are running neo office which is buggy and plain old butt ugly, and M$ office is expensive, hence the $ in M$. ;)

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    49. Re:The Numbers Game: by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The key is that most office app users ARE casual. They just use the vary basic functionality, and get confused by all the options in the likes of MS Office.

      I think the main reasons that iWork doesn't appear to sell like MS Office is because people need, or think they might need MS Office file compatibility. And because it lacks a spreadsheet.

    50. Re:The Numbers Game: by StarManta.Mini · · Score: 1

      although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...

      MS Office is made by Microsoft, and Apple wants to get out from MS's foot.

      Open Office sucks horribly (at least on Mac). Even NeoOffice, which sucks slightly less, still looks and feels like a throwback to windows 95.

      Neither of them really feel like they "belong" on OS X.

    51. Re:The Numbers Game: by woozlewuzzle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shimmer - it's a dessert topping and a floor wax

    52. Re:The Numbers Game: by pizero · · Score: 1

      It's not "Grid" it's Xgrid and it's clustering software.

    53. Re:The Numbers Game: by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What does a word processor do that Pages does not?

      Word's achilles heel is its horrible page layout scheme. It's downright infuriating to get it to do what I want it to do. You might not say that that's not what Word is for, but in that case, what is Word for? Being a text editor?

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    54. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm fairly certain the Grandparent's post was a reference to Animal House. As a quick google tells me, the scene goes like this:

      D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
      Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
      Otter: Germans?
      Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
      Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
      [thinks hard]
      Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
      [runs out, alone; then returns]
      Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
      Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
      Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
      D-Day: Let's do it.
      Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes

    55. Re:The Numbers Game: by acereraser · · Score: 1

      For the greatest shine you ever tasted!

      Thanks for the memory.

    56. Re:The Numbers Game: by tectomorph · · Score: 1

      I agree. Endnote is the only thing keeping me from migrating all of the way to Pages. I find Pages is excellent for constructing exams because of its number-nesting capability and ability to move graphics through numbered questions without screwing up the order. OTH Word is a monster when it comes to nested numbering. It has fscked me over so many times I can't keep track.

    57. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Think again -- Apple's retaliation against ATi when the G4 cube came out is legendary.

    58. Re:The Numbers Game: by Razzak · · Score: 1

      I would bet it's the same reason why they kept OSX running on intel hardware all these years...

      In case they need it. If 5 years from now, they decide to ditch hardware and go all software, they'd need a viable office suite because MS would pull mac office pretty damn fast. And you don't get a professional quality software suite in 1 or 2 years of work, it takes 5 or so. Thus, start pages/ical/mail/numbers now, and by the time they MIGHT need it, it'd be ready.

      I've used Openoffice. On Mac OSX, openoffice/neooffice is like running a java app. As in, "not fun".

    59. Re:The Numbers Game: by ccoakley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nahh, they'd call it "Tables."

      Seriously, though, I would really like Apple to make iWork into a complete product. It isn't just missing an excel and access replacement. It is also missing key "Apple" functionality: applescript capability.

      While keynote 2 does expose an applescript dictionary, it is completely useless. Things you should be able to do (but can't) via script:

      1. Create a new document (slideshow)
      2. Add a slide
      3. Edit the slide
      4. Set the transition effect

      OK, so basically anything useful. The sad part is that Microsoft PowerPoint has an almost useful applescript integration. I say "almost" because the bindings for creating image slides is broken (you get a nice interpreter error when you try to create an image from a file).

      AppleWorks did have decent scripting capability.

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    60. Re:The Numbers Game: by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      Errant homonyms aside, this seems to make a lot of sense...after all, Apple is just a spreadsheet shy of an office suite...although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering..

      Because Office is prohibitivly expensive for many people, and OO.o is an evil, bastard child compared to a native Mac application.

    61. Re:The Numbers Game: by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      As Kesh said, it's not looks per se, it's integration and appropriate behaviour. I did also say that I'm sure some people (like you) are happy to put up with it - I actually used Windows and Linux quite a bit before moving to Mac, and I didn't like "getting used" to each app's individual behaviour on those two either so I guess it is a personal thing.

      Some people may call it eye candy. If you use OpenOffice and the only thing you do notice is that it "looks different" then that's great for you. I do feel that the subtle things do make a difference though - hit the Expose key and pay attention to the windows, you'll notice they behave differently depending in which order they are on top of each other and even though you might not pick up on it when it's happening, the visual feedback does actually help work out where things go. Another example is hitting the "page end" key in a page in Safari and seeing the entire page scroll past very quickly, far faster than you can comprehend, but showing a rough idea of the text/image ratio and page length. Conversely, Firefox just jumps to the page bottom - nothing wrong with that, but it's just not quite as helpful.

      Again it probably sounds like I'm being very petty here but all these small things (there are hundreds, and I'm sure there are many more I haven't noticed because they are, by nature, subtle) are really what separates OSX from the competition in my opinion. Attention to detail from the smallest thing to the largest is what adds up to make a user interface really work. Two things in isolation may sound a bit stupid but everything together makes all the difference.

    62. Re:The Numbers Game: by Otter · · Score: 1

      Not Xgrid -- I'm talking about something earlier.

    63. Re:The Numbers Game: by fr0dicus · · Score: 1

      You're not being petty at all, you've nailed it. Consistency is what makes the OS X experience rise above the others and simply make the price tag seem so obviously worth it in hindsight.

    64. Re:The Numbers Game: by rdarden · · Score: 1
      No, AppleWorks doesn't have half the features of word. Then again, do you use half the features of Word ? It occupies that niche for folks who aren't going to pay for Office. It's $79 new, and though I doubt they sell a lot of copies that way, it's still a hell of a lot cheaper than Office.

      And for those of us that already own a copy of AppleWorks (I think it came with my iBook years ago), it fills many roles just fine. Like you said, it's a bit dated, and there are one or two little features that I would like to have, but by and large it works fine for lightweight word processing, vector drawing, and spreadsheet use. It came with MacLink, so I can read and write mostly MS Office-compatible files. It's fun to see such old still useful.

      A Brief History of ClarisWorks/AppleWorks.

    65. Re:The Numbers Game: by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I'm not quite sure why everyone keeps mentioning "Mail". Mail.app's been in OS X since it was called NEXTSTEP. They keep improving it, but it's part of the OS, not some office suite.

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    66. Re:The Numbers Game: by jtogel · · Score: 1

      As for a solid database, why don't they just serve up a nice gui and some integration with the other office-style apps for mysql or something similar? Mysql is already available as a very simple installation for OS X, so I way there is already a solid database, just not the 'app', or graphical fancy.

    67. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Apple has a text editor already - TextEdit. It's pervasive across the OS X system, and technically I'm using it right now in this Safari text box.
      No, you're not. Technically you're using an instance of NSTextView - TextEdit is just another program that happens to use the same class for text handling.
    68. Re: The Numbers Game: by gidds · · Score: 1
      You don't speak for all AppleWorks owners. My WP needs are modest, but AppleWorks always felt like a struggle: ugly, slow, awkward, and a pain to use. Since upgrading to a TextEdit that opens Word documents, and installing AbiWord, I haven't used AppleWorks once.

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    69. Re:The Numbers Game: by soupdevil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For most personal and business documents, Word is exactly what's needed -- a text editor with a certain amount of control over layout and design. It may be kludgy, but it's right on target functionally, I think, for letters, fax cover sheets, resumes, outlines, and most of the necessary but forgettable documents generated daily in every office. If I had to choose either Notepad or Quark any time I wanted to create a text document, I'd be an unhappy camper.

    70. Re:The Numbers Game: by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      AppleWorks was pretty much ClarisWorks but carbonized. :-)

      It's still a decent product and does what many people need.

    71. Re:The Numbers Game: by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Informative

      If I had to choose either Notepad or Quark any time I wanted to create a text document, I'd be an unhappy camper.

      That's why I'm saying Pages is so brilliant. It's not Quark, but it's the same class of program, scaled down to the Word level of functionality.

      The way I see it, the text editor paradigm works up to the feature level of text-only documents with varied font faces and sizes, alignments and justifications, line spacings, even margins and pages sizes.... so long as it's all just text.

      Once you want to start adding tables and graphics and working with master pages and the like, it's time to change paradigms and act like you're doing what you real are doing: basic page layout. You're not just editing text anymore, and trying to make a fancy text editor do things other than edit text is a bad idea.

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    72. Re:The Numbers Game: by Qwerpafw · · Score: 1

      It was called "ClarisWorks" then. Apple had a strange homoerotic relationship with this company called "Claris" that involved a leather collar, a leash, random booty calls, and public neglect in favor of Microsoft. Apple bought back claris and changed the name of the stuff to "Appleworks." Nothing happened for a few years, and the product line died a slow death. ClarisWorks 4 supported some amazing features, like Adobe Photoshop Plugin support, that were never documented and never really used. After that, however, there were really no changes beside UI look and feel.

    73. Re:The Numbers Game: by Matthias+Wiesmann · · Score: 1
      Also, wasn't there an Apple spreadsheet program previously...called 'grid' or something?
      Maybe the program you are taling about is Claris Resolve? I used it a little bit a long time ago. As often the interface was less cluttered and more natural than Excel. I also used XTND technology, yet another nice thing that disappeared.
    74. Re:The Numbers Game: by klubar · · Score: 1

      MS also offers a low-end DTP program--Publisher. It's an also ran, but included for free in some versions of office. A surprising number of small businesses use it for internally-generated direct mail, brochures, etc. This has forced printers to learn to live with it.

    75. Re:The Numbers Game: by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      It's important to note that the [thinks hard] pause is a painfully long pregnant pause, and it's clear to everyone in the room (except Bluto) what the next line is.

      A sad world when Animal House references aren't instantly recognized.

    76. Re:The Numbers Game: by soupdevil · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the fully-equipped text editor you speak of doesn't actually exist, except as MS Word and its equivalents. A text-only program that could do mail merges, page and margin setup, etc., that program would be much more interesting to me than Pages, MS Publisher, or any other 'friendly' but not fully-equipped layout program. If I am doing layout, I will turn to Quark.

    77. Re:The Numbers Game: by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Pages fixes that. It fills in the same category as things like Word, but goes about things in a sane way. Apple has a text editor already - TextEdit. It's pervasive across the OS X system, and technically I'm using it right now in this Safari text box. Pages is a page layout program that calls on TextEdit (I presume) to do its text functions, QuickTime to handle its graphics functions, and so on.

      Actually, that is exactly how Word does it too, via COM. Spreadsheets are just Excel objects etc...

    78. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Whitespace envy?

      You are a twunt, a cockbadger, and an arsebandit.

    79. Re:The Numbers Game: by Engine+Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please. A little respect for AppleWorks.

      It is a truly great piece of software. It may be dated by today's standards but this was one of the shining stars in the Mac land long before the iApps hit the scene.

      It has gone virtually untouched for years as Apple, first killed Claris Inc, then brought ClarisWorks (later re-named AppleWorks) in house and left it to die - but it still runs on Apple's latest OS.

      That says an awful lot for the developers behind AppleWorks. They built an app that was compact, full-featured (for its time), fast, ran in a tiny memory footprint and was easy to use. They pretty much followed Apple's constantly changing API setup to the nail without cutting the corners that would have seen many other apps break horribly long before Tiger.

      It was innovative and, given the resources, could have travelled the same prosperous road as Filemaker.

      It's a shame that Apple politics have led to the demise of AppleWorks and I for one will miss it (as I'm sure it won't run on Leopard) in a couple of years.

      No doubt, Microsoft played a part in Apple leaving it to stagnate.

    80. Re:The Numbers Game: by ninboy · · Score: 1

      is filemaker pro dead ? it was way better then access

    81. Re:The Numbers Game: by javaxman · · Score: 2, Informative
      what is Word for? Being a text editor?

      Pretty much. A fancy text editor. Where word falls flat on it's face is if you want to do things with graphics, or advanced multi-column newspaper-style layout, where different columns are different heights and widths. Page layout, like you said, is a problem with Word. If you just want text, paragraph layout, that kind of thing, it's about as feature-rich as you could ask for, if a bit difficult to use for all of the features.

      What does a word processor do that Pages does not?

      I'm going to let MacWorld handle that one :

      Pages is not your typical word processor. In many ways, it's no threat to the dominance of Microsoft Word. For instance, Pages isn't for you if:

      You need a form letter to send to hundreds of contacts, with each contact's name and address substituted into the letter.
      You often need to count the number of words in a selection of text (Pages will only give you full-document totals);
      You have multiple users updating documents and need the ability to track the changes that each makes;
      You're an advanced user who relies on macros to automate your word processing tasks.

    82. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's pervasive across the OS X system, and technically I'm using it right now in this Safari text box.

      I didn't realise that. So do some of the GUI features in OS X work like OpenDoc or OLE? I'm not too familiar with what goes on under the hood, but I recall glossing over an Apple developer front page that described how you could easily extend features of OS X applications, like adding a menu to TextEdit that accesses iTunes. However, I wasn't aware that it also had OpenDoc/OLE qualities. Can OS X do things with it's applications and AppleScript kind of like the way you can use OLE or Active X controls in an Access database field and control them with Visual Basic? As for Linux, I know that GNOME stands for GNU Object Model Environment, so I was wondering if GNOME also functioned that way.

    83. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most users use exactly one thing that is complicated, the problem is that it is never the same thing

    84. Re:The Numbers Game: by amanuensis · · Score: 1

      I have trouble seeing why you would want to do this. Are you really doing that many presentations? If so wouldn't you want to use a template? I'd really like a test case where you would autogenerate a whole presentation in this manner.

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    85. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      And technically ClarisWorks was kind of AppleWorks first, then Apple spun off it's software division into a separate company, calling it Claris. I guess it was more of shuffling around names from one project to another.

    86. Re:The Numbers Game: by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard they are working on a birthday reminder app - this "numbers" racket could be it!!!!

    87. Re:The Numbers Game: by slazar · · Score: 1

      hmm, not entirely correct. On the Apple II it was called appleworks. Apple spun off Claris in 1987. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claris
      Way too much history about appleworks: http://apple2history.org/history/ah19.html

    88. Re:The Numbers Game: by Sentry21 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My first impression of Pages came just recently, and I think the best way to sum up my initial reaction to the way it worked was 'Holy crap, it's a Pagemaker clone with attitude!' I used to use Pagemaker back ten to fourteen years ago, and Pages strikes me as startlingly similar to how it worked back then. The placement, flowing of text, text boxes, columns, it's like an easy-to-use Apple-ized DTP rewrite. What a fantastic program.

      Haven't used Keynote yet, but I intend to. Looking forward to Numbers. Maybe I'll get lucky and Apple will release a personal accounting package. It'd probably be called 'Accounts' or 'Finances', since 'Money' is already taken.

      *hope*

    89. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not quite sure why everyone keeps mentioning "Mail". Mail.app's been in OS X since it was called NEXTSTEP. They keep improving it, but it's part of the OS, not some office suite.

      Because whether it comes with the OS or not is completely irrelevant to this conversation in every possible way? Now you know.

    90. Re:The Numbers Game: by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      They made a similar product for the Apple II called "AppleWorks". ClarisWorks was created by integrating Claris Resolve, MacWrite, MacDraw, MacPaint, and adding a terminal emulator. Later they replaced the terminal emulator with a presentation module.

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    91. Re:The Numbers Game: by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      I hope mapping "Page End" to "Scroll to Page End" can be turned off...Not sure how modifiable all these responses are on a Mac, but that is one that sounds like it would irritate me. It would be nice to have as an option, like Page End does what it says, but Ctrl Page End does the funky scrolling. But I think over 98% of the time I'd want Page End to Page End.

    92. Re:The Numbers Game: by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Agreed that consistency can be a very, very good thing. As long as it is also easy to modify the behavior so that you *can* get the behavior you want. This might be a non-issue on Macs. It is one of the things I love about Linux compared to MS Windows.

    93. Re:The Numbers Game: by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...

      Because OpenOffice is like a turd on OS X, and we all know you can't polish a turd

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    94. Re:The Numbers Game: by mbessey · · Score: 2, Informative

      "So do some of the GUI features in OS X work like OpenDoc or OLE?"

      No, there's nothing really like that on OS X at the system level. The text editing functionality in many applications is based on classes provided by the Cocoa framework, so you get "the same" text editing experience, by way of all the shared code.

      But you don't have the situation of one application being responsible for drawing/editing content inside another application. Each approach obviously has advantages and disadvantages. It certainly would be possible to build a framework for doing that, but it's not something that Apple has put any effort into lately.

      -Mark

    95. Re:The Numbers Game: by Nugget · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'll get lucky and Apple will release a personal accounting package. It'd probably be called 'Accounts' or 'Finances', since 'Money' is already taken.

      Damn skippy. The lack of a decent personal finance management package is a real shortcoming for home users. I keep an XP box in the closet just to run Quicken. It's the only app I wasn't able to find an alternative for when I switched to OS X three years ago.

      There are some money management apps for OS X, but they're all quite awful.

    96. Re:The Numbers Game: by westlake · · Score: 1
      Office is prohibitivly expensive for many people

      Student-Teacher Office for the Mac installs on three systems and is widely available for under $150.

    97. Re:The Numbers Game: by jaseparlo · · Score: 1

      It's a little better integrated, but it still looks ugly but functional. That's been mentioned before. The real problem as far as I can see is that on my 1GHz G4 PB with 768M Ram, I still have time to make a coffee and cook a pizza between clicking the NeoOffice icon and actually starting to do anything. Once it does start it still feels sluggish on dialogues and saves and stuff. I realise that's not a cutting edge machine, but everything else including Photoshop is slick and responsive on it. I can have iTunes playing, bbEdit, Photoshop and Firefox to do web dev, thunderbird checking mail, apache/mysql running underneath, and the machine is comfortably responsive. Or I can have just NeoOffice running, and still be mildly frustrated at the lag

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    98. Re:The Numbers Game: by millermp · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Quicken? It really is a nice finance manager, and I hear they have a native mac version...

    99. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yes. If it comes with the OS, it's not part of an Office Suite, is it?

    100. Re:The Numbers Game: by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1
      EvilStein wrote:
      AppleWorks was pretty much ClarisWorks but carbonized.


      Even today, the file extension on a saved AppleWorks file is .cwk which betrays even more of the ClarisWorks heritage. Beyond the splash screen it looks like very little with AppleWorks has changed since the ClarisWorks product. ClarisWorks wasn't even all that great of a "Works" package though for the Mac; it's Symantec competitor GreatWorks had a better set of tools and scripting dictionaries.

      The spreadsheet module was supposedly based on the same math libraries behind Claris Resolve and the Wingz! spreadsheet. Rumors had it that their code bases atrophied during the migration from 68K to PowerPC and this was what killed Apple's math products. Arguably less powerful products such as FileMaker made the transition and survived because of their lack of features.
    101. Re:The Numbers Game: by Everleet · · Score: 4, Funny
      Ha Ha Ha. I get it. Cos open office is teh sux!. It sucks so bad people who use it should be shot!

      No, I think they've suffered enough.

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    102. Re:The Numbers Game: by ccoakley · · Score: 1

      Actually, the specific thing I wanted to do was create a live slideshow with the ability to dump new photos into the slideshow mix by attaching a camera to the computer. I could automatically download the photos from the camera and bring them into iPhoto for a slideshow. However, iPhoto has limited capabilities with choosing the transitions via script, and no control to force a given image as the next image in the slideshow. PowerPoint can do everything except import a photo (which makes it useless for live updates) -- although the image importing is a known bug. There is also the slideshow application (used by spotlight). It also lacks transition selection via script.

      It is possible to do everything by scripting quicktime, but that wasn't really the point of my post. I just wish that Apple opened their applications to their own scripting interface in a way that was actually useful.

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    103. Re:The Numbers Game: by Khakionion · · Score: 1

      You hit the nail on the head. Ubuntu Linux comes with OpenOffice. But it's not an office suite, because it just so happens to be on the same CD as the Linux kernel.

      Oh, wait, no, you're an idiot.

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    104. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open source sucks? No. OpenOffice sucks? Yes. I much prefer Gnumeric and KSpread. OpenOffice is a big pile of steaming shit. Unfortunately, the other office suites aren't as full-featured, so they don't draw the MS Office users.

      It's like the difference between KHTML and Gecko. KHTML has a much cleaner codebase, but because Gecko is more full-featured people prefer it.

    105. Re:The Numbers Game: by metomynon · · Score: 1

      before "Pages" there was the ugly beast called "AppleWorks"

      AppleWorks was hardly ugly. It was built to compete with MS Works, not Office, and the integration between its different modules (database, spreadsheet, drawing, painting, word processing, and presentation) was second to none. Its codebase includes some real relics, no doubt dating back to MacPaint and the like, but it's always been enough to keep Office off of my machine.

      That Apple will release a spreadsheet is hardly a surprise. At MWSF, Steve Jobs put up a slide with the AppleWorks logo and commented that AppleWorks was getting "long in the tooth", and that it was to be replaced with a suite of tools called "iWork". Well, iWork is here now. Sort of. What you see on Apple's iWork page is a header that says "Explore iWork", next to buttons for Pages and Keynote and a whole lot of space to add more. Just the way the page is layed out makes it undeniable that more iWork apps are coming. A spreadsheet is the obvious next choice.

    106. Re:The Numbers Game: by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why to this day I still use AppleWorks' word processor, as obscure as it is these days, whenever I'm working on papers and such by myself, and not exchanging data with anyone. That's basically all it does - rich text, formatted into pages, with margins and all of that stuff. (As opposed to amorphous rich text like in TextEdit/NotePad/etc). It's technically able to embed other types of data inline with the text (or floating over it on a draw layer), but if you're just doing text, it just does text.

      Word, on the other hand, is always nagging me and trying to do shit for me to "spruce up" my document, "Hey it looks like you're making a list, let me format that for you." It suffers the quintessential Microsoft flaw of the program getting in your way, trying to do things for you whether you like it or not, instead of getting OUT of your way and facilitating you to do exactly what you want. And then people go and try to use it for fancy newsletters and flyers and want me to collaborate with them and I just can't stand to work in the broken word processor paradigm when what we're really trying to do is page layout.

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    107. Re:The Numbers Game: by Slimy+Devil · · Score: 1

      Except that Apple doesn't have a decent word processor, or presentation package. Don't try and pretend that Pages or Keynote are worth the bytes required to store them on the hard drive. They're cheap relative to Office, at $79, but OPenOffice (or Joffice on the Mac) puts iWork in the weeds.

    108. Re:The Numbers Game: by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple has a text editor already - TextEdit. It's pervasive across the OS X system, and technically I'm using it right now in this Safari text box.

      No you're not. Technically you're using an instance of NSTextView which just happens to be used by TextEdit.app (you can confirm this by deleting TextEdit.app and observing that Safari will still let you type into HTML forms).

      Pages is a page layout program that calls on TextEdit (I presume)

      Calls on the AppKit libraries which contain all the stuff that makes NSTextViews function, actually.

      It is by using the AppKit classes that all MacOS X applications get stuff, that should be standard in all (non-lightweight) GUI toolkits, like spell checking in any text box or text entry field (unless the UI design specifically disabled it). This is also why "foreign" programs such as FireFox are not as nice to use on MacOS X, nifty features such as system wide spell-checking are not available.

      I can't understand why other GUI toolkits don't offer similar functionality. Ii also irritates me when I see a website that implements spell-checking instead of leaving it to the users browser/GUI.

    109. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering..."

      So would I, but then I tried the apps. My clients generally need to see one presentation that's made with Keynote to ditch PowerPoint.

    110. Re:The Numbers Game: by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      Oh, that bit I know. My current place of employment dealt with those products quite a bit. :)

    111. Re:The Numbers Game: by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      Even before the Mac version of appleworks was Resolve. It was based on Wingz (a UNIX spreadsheet). It worked, but was slow, and had bugs and generally was a version 1.0 product.

      They killed it about 6 months after I bought it. Grrr.

      Years later I bought Claris Impact, which was intended for presentations. I ended up doing my doctoral dissertation on it. It worked great as a low end desktop publishing program. And I did my defense presentation on it as well. Then Steve killed that program, and every other program but Filemaker and Appleworks when he came back.

      Apple makes great hardware, and a great OS, but I don't trust them on software. They are also into proprietary formats (Appleworks 6 being one of them). Unless it comes on the CD/DVD with the OS I'm unlikely to use Apple software unless it uses a standard format so I can get my data back.

      So, iPhoto, iDVD, and iMovie are gone from my newly upgraded 10.4 box. (I never used the last two anyway, so no loss there.) The pro level stuff may have a decent lifetime, but I can't help think Steve will get bored with consumer level apps again, or decide he needs to drop Apple software products to appease the developer community, especially with another platform transition to suck up resources.

    112. Re:The Numbers Game: by IorDMUX · · Score: 1

      Apple really needs to have its own Office Suite if they ever plan to actually start stepping on the toes of Microsoft in the new Macintel world.
      Yes, Apple is a hardware company, but it's certainly possible that they could choose to slowly expand over the next few years. Redmond probably wouldn't throw too much effort into the next Office For Macintosh if they were fighting against the newest Mac OS for market share.

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    113. Re:The Numbers Game: by Nugget · · Score: 1

      Quicken for Mac is abysmal. It's horrid. It's a pale sliver of the Windows version that's not only crippled but also unstable.

      Truly awful stuff.

    114. Re:The Numbers Game: by vought · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've heard they'll introduce two new widgets to go along with this application. They're called "The Vig" and "Points".

      "Say Bob, izzat the new Apple Spreadsheet?"
      Yep", I'm running Numbers on my desktop!"

    115. Re:The Numbers Game: by FlameSnyper · · Score: 1

      Seconded.

      But the Palm OS plugin makes it nicer.

    116. Re:The Numbers Game: by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      All printers who have some dignity left (and all the ones I know), basically don't accept Publisher data. Many also won't output Word documents directly to film or plate. They'd insist to do the layout themselves.

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    117. Re:The Numbers Game: by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I'm not a programmer by any means, but I've always wondered since the NeXT acquisition happened, with the Services feature in OS X, would it really be that difficult to implement something like OpenDoc? You'd need a central app to run the document windows for the whole thing and present you with your palettess of parts and containers and tools, and then smaller invisible apps that do nothing but offer up services, that the central app uses to display and edit parts and containers.

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    118. Re:The Numbers Game: by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      This only happens when you have "smooth scrolling" enabled in System Preferences >> Appearance.

      I for my part hate smooth scrolling, so I have it always switched of and CTRL+page end will jump to the end of the page. No scrolling.

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    119. Re:The Numbers Game: by Ender_Wiggin · · Score: 1

      Lately, Apple really dove into the standards game. Keynote will save in Keynote, Powerpoint, flash, PDF, PNG, JPG, TIFF, and quicktime formats. Pages will save in Appleworks, Pages, RTF, txt, PDF, HTML and .DOC formats.

    120. Re:The Numbers Game: by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      I bought a copy to support them. Foolish, perhaps: maybe I should have just donated. But I got to own a piece of Sun software, not likely otherwise :)

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    121. Re:The Numbers Game: by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I don't get why some people really complain if an application "looks different" that other OSX applications. Seems to be a major turn off for them.,,,I just get a tool...get used to its idiosyncracies, and deal with it.

      That's the reason. With OSX applications all following the Apple guidelines there are no "idiosyncracies" you don't have to get used to anything. You know how to use everything pretty much right out of the box. That's worth a lot.

    122. Re:The Numbers Game: by jcr · · Score: 1

      Umm.. You know that you can just turn on "wrap to page" in TextEdit, don't you?

      -jcr

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    123. Re:The Numbers Game: by Salvo · · Score: 1

      Simply because Most Cocoa Apps are written in Objective C, or Java, and Object-Oriented Programming Languages allow Child Objects to have the same Properties of their Parent Objects, A TextBox in MacOSX has similar Features and Properties to the Text Editing Features of Pages.

      GNOME is predominantly written in C, so doesn't natively support Object-Oriented Code, so it has to rely on an externally Managed Object Model (Corba, in GNOMEs case) to manage embedding of Objects. I haven't followed GNOME lately, so I don't know what the status of BONOBO is at, but that technology was supposed to be Comparable to OLE2 in Windows.

      AFAIK, MacOSX doesn't have a readily available Application/Object Model in the same sense as OLE2 and BONOBO, but it does have frameworks to handle data natively within an App.

    124. Re:The Numbers Game: by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Actually NeXT had distributed objects in Objective C way before CORBA and COM became popular. I was using them in 1993 to great effect.

      They are pervasive in OS/X as well and they work very well.

    125. Re:The Numbers Game: by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Um, not quite. Claris Works was born of a different codebase entirely. Back in the days of 20MB hard drives and widespread floppy use, there were a lot of these "works" programs that sacrificed functions for integration into an all-in-one package. Microsoft had its Works program, Claris had one, and there were a couple other offers around back then as well. The only one I know of that still is hanging on is RagTime.

      Claris had Resolve, MacWrite, FileMaker, MacDraw for their "professional" users, and ClarisWorks for the smaller budgets. They also had a business document tool called Impact, but (even though I have a copy) I don't think most people remember that it ever existed.

      My guess is that Apple would love to remove the wall between itself and its daughter FileMaker, but they sell enough Windows copies of FileMaker that they are afraid of scaring those users away.

    126. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The magic of it is that it can be described as either a Word Processor or a DTP. And it's easier and more pleasant to use than either.

      Depends what you're doing with it, I guess. It would have to be something really special to ease InDesign out of the place it has earned in my heart.

      (Mind you, I was using Quark XPress before I switched to InDesign. No wonder I love the latter, eh?)

    127. Re:The Numbers Game: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      While they don't have a database, per se, their CoreData framework uses SQLite as a back-end, and allows the mapping of objects directly to entries in a relational database. It would be relatively trivial to build something like Access on top of this - especially when there is Automator and AppleScript already there for the scripting side. If they wanted something a bit better, they could use EOL, their database library from WebObjects, perhaps with a PostgreSQL back-end. EOL already can generate simple database interfaces with almost no code.

      In reply to the other poster, they could not use MySQL because of license restrictions. They would need a commercial license for MySQL for every version they sold (the MySQL client libraries are GPL'd, so a GUI that linked to them would need either to be GPL'd, or to be accompanied by a MySQL AB license. PostgreSQL, on the other hand, is BSD-licensed, and so could be used with no constraints, and provides proven ACID compliance.

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    128. Re:The Numbers Game: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have OpenOffice (well, NeoOffice/J), AppleWorks, and AbiWord installed on my computer, and the only time I ever use any of them is for opening Word documents people send me (well, not AppleWorks - I keep that around because it's got a half-decent spreadsheet). For anything less than two pages, I use Pages, and for anything longer I use LaTeX. While not a hard-and-fast rule, they are fairly close.

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    129. Re:The Numbers Game: by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Nope, there was a program called AppleWorks for the Apple II before ClarisWorks, but that was a completely different program. The history of ClarisWorks is here.

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    130. Re:The Numbers Game: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The spell checker is implemented as a service (although it doesn't show up in the Services menu). Similar functionality can be implemented via this mechanism. For example, I have a service which takes a LaTeX equation and returns a PDF of that equation having been typeset. If I am in a text box that can include PDF data (i.e. any rich text box in OS X), I can select an equation, hit command-/, and have it replaced by the typeset version. This is particularly nice for inserting maths into Keynote presentations, however it would be nice if the original text were retained in meta-data somewhere so it could be edited.

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    131. Re:The Numbers Game: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      To be fair to the original poster, TextEdit is little more than the default Cocoa document-based application with an NSTextView as the document.

      The services accessible in Cocoa apps really are hugely powerful, and it's a shame that Apple doesn't give them a better UI (in NeXTStep, the Services menu was at the top level, and could be torn off), since they are an incredibly flexible way of extending a program's functionality.

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    132. Re:The Numbers Game: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I used to use ClarisWorks on a 386. It took up half the space of MS Word, and was a full office suite (with much nicer embedding than Office offered at the time). It also had a nicer UI than Word (2.0 was current at the time), and was a lot more responsive. Sadly, when I got the latest version of AppleWorks, I discovered that very little had changed - while everyone else's offerings had improved (well, except for Microsoft, who seem to manage almost as many usability regressions as new features in every new version).

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    133. Re:The Numbers Game: by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I have seen Animal House a couple of times and honestly I don't remember that scene. For me the memorable quotes are:
      "They are on super-secret probation" or something like that and
      "Food Fight"

      The movie was good but I wouldn't say that memorable especially since it has been about a decade since I watched it.

      May have to sit down and watch it again.

    134. Re:The Numbers Game: by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      "They are on super-secret probation" or something like that
      Sing it with me, brothers: "Triple-secret probation".
      The movie was good but I wouldn't say that memorable especially since it has been about a decade since I watched it.
      Funny, I would have thought with an ID that low you'd be about my age (42). I guess not, 'cause Animal House was the Office Space of my generation -- everybody thought it rocked, and we all knew the lines.
    135. Re:The Numbers Game: by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Even today, the file extension on a saved AppleWorks file is .cwk which betrays even more of the ClarisWorks heritage.

      True enough, but consider that OS X is BSD Unix under the hood. If you are in Unixland and see a file with a .awk extension, what do you assume that means?

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    136. Re:The Numbers Game: by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      Even before the Mac version of appleworks was Resolve. It was based on Wingz (a UNIX spreadsheet).
      Oh, man, I'd forgotten about Wingz. Didn't they port that over to OS/2 at one point?
    137. Re:The Numbers Game: by thogard · · Score: 1

      Didn't steve get some of the early mac developers to provide the specs of a mouse driven spreadsheet to Microsoft? At the time he wanted something to steal people away from visi-calc and the people who were moving to Lotus 123

    138. Re:The Numbers Game: by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      For most personal and business documents, Word has a couple hundred features too many. And why the hell do I still have to use Page Layout View to SWIG - or rather, why is the normal view not WYSIWYG?

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    139. Re:The Numbers Game: by superflippy · · Score: 1

      The thing that many people are really missing out on with Pages is that it really is a DTP program.

      Yes. It is not a word processing program. If you want to write a simple paper, do not use Pages. When we first installed it, I tried using it to do the sort of things I used to do with Word, and ended up tearing my hair out trying to find and override the default settings for things like margins and line spacing.

      Like another poster below points out, TextEdit is for word processing. Pages is for layout.

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    140. Re:The Numbers Game: by speculatrix · · Score: 1
      Gnumeric is an incredible piece of OSS, I don't use gnome desktop or anything, but I use gnumeric instead of any other spreadsheeter.

      http://www.gnome.org/projects/gnumeric/

    141. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Nope, there was a program called AppleWorks for the Apple II before ClarisWorks, but that was a completely different program.

      I know, I put the same link in my comment. Claris was a spin-off from Apple to separate their software and hardware divisions. Claris got ahold of AppleWorks from Apple, then they also created ClarisWorks, which later was renamed into AppleWorks when Apple got ahold of it. That's why I said it was more of a shuffling around of names for different projects rather than actually being the same one.

    142. Re:The Numbers Game: by Golias · · Score: 1

      although between M$ Office and Open Office, I find myself wondering why they're even bothering...

      Because MS Office is expensive and OpenOffice for OS X is crappy?

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    143. Re:The Numbers Game: by Golias · · Score: 1

      I guess not, 'cause Animal House was the Office Space of my generation -- everybody thought it rocked, and we all knew the lines.

      You spelled "Caddy Shack" wrong.

      "Animal House" and "Stripes" were both funny movies, but "Caddy Shack" was THE comedy of the generation.

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    144. Re:The Numbers Game: by aonaran · · Score: 1

      Well, not everyone wants to pay the MS Office price and Open office doesn't print for a lot of people. So something in between would be nice. I'd buy it.

      NeoOffice/J might be the solution to my printing issues as it uses the MacOS Native printing drivers, but I've yet to try it.

    145. Re:The Numbers Game: by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Ah ok. I thought you meant that Appleworks "became" ClarisWorks and back again and that was the shuffling.

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    146. Re:The Numbers Game: by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      No, it's really a secret project to making covering Kraftwerk tunes easier.

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    147. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ii [sic] also irritates me when I see a website that implements spell-checking instead of leaving it to the users browser/GUI."

      I love the irony of this post... But ignoring that, at least having site-enabled spell-checking means that a few percent of the world's IE users might avoid spelling like idiots... I'm sure /. could appreciate that ;)

    148. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I think it's the other way around.

      MS Word never stood a chance at running on an Apple II. This gave AppleWorks a clear advantage.

    149. Re:The Numbers Game: by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      True, and I suppose I could use that if I was just writing a standard-format paper for school or some such; but as far as I can tell, TextEdit still lacks margin control, which is one of the features an earlier poster required for a "full-featured text editor" (which was not a page layout program). Still, good point about TextEdit. It's pretty damn full features for a text editor.

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    150. Re:The Numbers Game: by mbessey · · Score: 1

      That's true, but Distributed Objects is not COM/OLE. It's a (relatively) low-level technology that you could implement something like COM components on top of. In fact, any number of folks have done just that at various times in the past (including me).

      The issue is just that unless/until an officially-sanctioned method is provided for embedding one application's documents inside another's, you won't see the universal adoption of such a scheme, like you see on Windows.

      -Mark

    151. Re:The Numbers Game: by JetTredmont · · Score: 1

      If I had to choose either Notepad or Quark any time I wanted to create a text document, I'd be an unhappy camper.

      Note that the grandparent was talking about TextEdit, not Notepad. TextEdit allows for basic formatting of text, and can easily produce nice, simple, text-based documents. But it doesn't work once you start wanting to add in a bunch of tables and graphics and floating frames that need to be right justified at the top of the page after Paragraph 17.

      TextEdit does really well for simple text documents. It loads in a tenth the time (or less; I haven't measured it, but it feels at least that) of Word, is significantly simpler in terms of interface, and Just Plain Works.

      The problem is that small text-only documents occasionally "grow up". "Ohh, let's include the TPS report graph in here! Let's make this a three-page nested table instead!" That's where starting in Word (or Pages) helps: you have "room" to grow. The question is if it makes sense enough of the time to justify the extra baggage for all those times that all you really need is simple text formatting.

    152. Re:The Numbers Game: by mbessey · · Score: 1

      And the source to TextEdit is provided with Xcode, so you could just go in and add margin control, if you wanted to. I'm actually kind of surprised that there isn't an open-source "TextEdit Plus" project that just fixes the one or two egregious lacks in TextEdit.

      Maybe I should start one :-)

      -Mark

    153. Re:The Numbers Game: by hawk · · Score: 1

      >No, there's nothing really like that on OS X at the system level.

      Is the system 7 era publish/subscribe *completely* gone, then :(

      Of course, it was *horribly* slow in its day, even on a fast machine.

      It was the earlies case I remember, though, of a microsoft "innovation" announcement being a reimplmentation of the mac.

      hawk

    154. Re:The Numbers Game: by millermp · · Score: 1

      I didn't know it was so bad compared to Windows. I haven't used the Windows version since the 90's, so I don't really have any point of reference anymore. What are the main differences that stand out?

    155. Re:The Numbers Game: by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Yeah I liked Stripes better than Caddy Shack but that may be due to liking Bill Murray more than Chevy Chase. Although lately I have had an inkling to watch Porky's.

      BTW I am 32.

    156. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About four years ago I was struggling with writing, editing, and layout on Word. I started looking at other software including Nisuswriter (sp?) and Appleworks ... In my experience, Appleworks is far better than Word. The integration isn't perfect (especially between drawing and painting, or database (aagh) and spreadsheet and table) but it is usually doable (vs often impossible for Office). Appleworks also supports several fonts more recent software does not.

      Any software suite will give some trouble until you learn it. You can't jump in and judge Appleworks until you have some experience with it.

      Good parts: overall integration, text, tables, spreadsheet, drawing.

      Bad parts: pdf conversion of text & drawing, database.

    157. Re:The Numbers Game: by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      Yeah I liked Stripes better than Caddy Shack
      I was madly in love with PJ Soles for years because of Stripes. And Rock & Roll High School. mmm...PJ Soles...
    158. Re:The Numbers Game: by switcha · · Score: 1
      It isn't meant to take on Quark or ...

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    159. Re:The Numbers Game: by gryphokk · · Score: 1

      Open the template "normal.dot" in your templates directory. Switch to page layout view (or outline view, whatever floats your'n) and save.

      Now Page Layout is your default view.

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    160. Re:The Numbers Game: by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      So I have one more useless feature of Word rotting around.

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    161. Re:The Numbers Game: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a longtime mac fan, but I really don't like FileMaker. I've gotten to basically like this easy to use database making app on Windows called Alpha Five. Except it has its Windows quirks, and I'd love to see the equivalent on of Alpha Five on OS X.

    162. Re:The Numbers Game: by Qerub · · Score: 1
      I can't understand why other GUI toolkits don't offer similar functionality. Ii also irritates me when I see a website that implements spell-checking instead of leaving it to the users browser/GUI.
      KDE, anyone?
  2. Perhaps a Bad Choice by Ryan.Latham · · Score: 0

    Indeed that the word "Numbers" could make sense to a spread sheet program. However without knowing more details speculation is open to a variety of purposes; it could be a finance application or just a calculator.

    But it does make sense in the naming convention of previous Apple app's that a spreadsheet program would be called "Numbers." Yet I'm not convinced that this would be a good name for it.

    1. Re:Perhaps a Bad Choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Considering what most people use spreadsheets for, maybe they should call it "EasyWayToDrawBoxes".

  3. Wait till they trademark Letters by Winckle · · Score: 4, Funny

    and then we will see Apple's "innovative" new product line

    1. Re:Wait till they trademark Letters by learn+fast · · Score: 1

      ...as Microsoft trademarks "Ones" and "Zeroes"

  4. A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by jkujath · · Score: 3, Informative

    Shouldn't this read "Speculation is that it is a new spreadsheet program "?

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    1. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apple likes to keep things simple. Such as their one button mouse.

      It is believed the spreadsheet program will only allow you to create and manipulate a single cell.

      Steve Jobs you have done it again.

    2. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that flaimbait? I think it's a valid point.

      As the parent alludes to, a spreadsheet is a set of data, just like an email, a picture, etc. It's also not correct to say "I'm going to launch my jpeg", right?

    3. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by xtracto · · Score: 4, Informative

      +1 Insightful...

      You see, the 13 year olds kids that read slashdot nowadays do not know that before Microsoft Excel existed, people used paper spreadsheets
      and that NO Spreadsheet is not a COMPUTER related term. Spreadsheet program IS a program that implements the funcionality of a REAL spreadsheet.

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    4. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by jkujath · · Score: 1

      Exactly! :-)

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    5. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by innate · · Score: 1

      I believe spreadsheet application would be the correct Mac terminlogy.

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    6. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boring semantics.

    7. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And before that, the English royal household used a checkered cloth as a spreadsheet, according to The English Heritage. This is the origin of the term "exchequer".

    8. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bullshit. Excel was not the first spreadsheet, Visicalc was. Visicalc was the reason why Wall Street financial firms bought Apple IIe computers. Lotus 123 and Excel were Visicalc ripoffs. HTH HAND

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    9. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Gobelet · · Score: 1

      Nah, they decided to sell you a box with full size spreadsheets.... High quality ones of course, and it'll come in different colors and different sizes. There will be a budget version, but I've heard that it shuffles all your data. Talking about marketing, eh?

    10. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by sharpestmarble · · Score: 1
      You see, the 13 year olds kids that read slashdot nowadays
      And some 23 year olds. *raises hand*
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    11. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Microsoft's first spreadsheet was Multiplan, which, like the character-mode versions of Lotus 1-2-3, were VisiCalc rip-offs.

      When Microsoft first started playing with Windows, they came out with Excel. Might have been a port of Multiplan to Windows, don't quite recall. But Excel is a Lotus 1-2-3 ripoff/improvement.

    12. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Before computerized spreadsheet programs, our company had statisticians that made the hundreds of different calculations that go into our projects. When we started using SuperCalc in the 1980s, they operated the computers. Now, the analysts just do it themselves on Excel at their desks. However, the main type of spreadsheet used in our projects from the 1940s up to today still looks pretty much the same.

    13. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ha! You think "spreadsheet" is a PAPER related term? True, some kids were in the habit of using spreadsheet papers. Only because they didn't know REAL spreadsheets were written on papyri. But the REALLY REAL men used stone tablets and clay blobs.

    14. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by allanc · · Score: 1

      xtracto's post just said "before Microsoft Excel existed", which is true. Nowhere did he claim that Excel was the first spreadsheet.

      Why does everyone on Slashdot have to be so argumentative?

    15. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you for knowing that! Bravo! Clap clap!...

      Do you feel better now that you corrected some stranger somewhere in this world by swearing at them? Did you get it out of your system? Are you happy you demonstrated your juvenile Cliff-like mindset in public?

      Btw, the grand-parent did mention 13-year-olds. Those would be too young to remember programs like Visicalc or Lotus 123. :-P~~~

    16. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by chrisd · · Score: 1
      Imagine explaining rol-a-charts to project oriented people...

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    17. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by cheesy9999 · · Score: 1

      Heck, I'm a 21 year old "kid" and I didn't know that!

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    18. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was all confused: "Apple making a spreadsheet? But why would Apple make obsolete office supplies? I think they should make an application with the functionality of a spreadsheet instead - that would be MUCH better!"

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    19. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      oh yeah? well 13 year old kids also don't know that before electronic, silicon-chip computers, a "computer" was a human who sat behind a desk and did math by hand (well, mabye with a slide rule or something).

      mmm... maybe the kids do know that, and they laugh about it.

    20. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by ellingswin · · Score: 0

      Hey its not good to stereotype people...We're 14 year old kids

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    21. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by ianr44 · · Score: 1

      Heck, it's probably not a good idea to draw attention to your ignorance on slashdot :)

      -20yo "kid" (highschool dropout too) who did know about spreadsheets.

    22. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by cheesy9999 · · Score: 1

      You;re so coooool i wanna be like youuuuuuuu

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    23. Re:A spreadsheet or a spreadsheet program? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Hello Dear Ms. Geek. ...

      Care to read my previous post again?

      You see, the 13 year olds kids that read slashdot nowadays do not know that before Microsoft Excel existed, people used paper [wikipedia.org] spreadsheets [wikipedia.org]
      and that NO Spreadsheet is not a COMPUTER related term. Spreadsheet program IS a program that implements the funcionality of a REAL spreadsheet.

      Mmm. would you please tell me where the fuck did I stated that Excel was the first spreadsheet?

      I guess you have hard time reading english.

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  5. It's a hole in the line-up by mpapet · · Score: 3, Funny

    I loose my mind everytime I see silly errors like that.

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    1. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by suwain_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't have to be an a-whole about it. ;)

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    2. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by merdaccia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me two.

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    3. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by winkydink · · Score: 1

      That was holy uncalled for. ;)

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    4. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by kfg · · Score: 1

      I loose my mind. . .

      Nothing that a bit of Lock Tight won't fix.

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    5. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


      Watch your mouth, you...we won't have such unholesome talk here.

      ^_^

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    6. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah you know "Numbers" ... That was there choice. Apple has been known to give such names to it's product line. It's not rediculous!

    7. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, confused now, did you mean to say Wash your mouth you?

      Though I think what was really meant was:-

      Wash, you're mouth, ewe

      Or something like that.

    8. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read slashdot regularly then you must have brain damage by now.

    9. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by mog · · Score: 1

      It's not like it happens alot.

    10. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by ryanvm · · Score: 4, Funny

      I loose my mind everytime I see silly errors like that.

      Haha - that joke made my hole weak.

    11. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by tenton · · Score: 0

      Haha - that joke made my hole weak.

      Men's prison can have the same effect, so I've heard.

    12. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by mapmaker · · Score: 1

      Your just being silly now.

    13. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      I hate jokes like that - their just a distraction from the actual news.

    14. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by DChristensen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So *you're* the Goatse guy!?

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    15. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha - that joke made my hole weak.
      What hole?

    16. Re:It's a hole in the line-up by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

      Ewe when beg thyme.

      (we better stop before we create a new 1337-speak)

  6. Well you can't trademark *a* number... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    But I guess you *can* trademark Numbers...

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    1. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The book in the Bible seems to have that trademarked a while back

    2. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by interiot · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Word (tm)

      Apple Number (tm)

      Microsoft Paint (tm)

      A bunch of silliness...

    3. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by steve313 · · Score: 1
      There seem to be a lot of replies assuming it's odd to trademark the word "Numbers." This might be a misunderstanding of the protections a trademark provides.

      For example, Apple(R) is a trademark. See Apple's list of trademarks.

      This does not prevent others from using the word "apple" in common speech, nor does it prevent someone from creating "Apple Dry Cleaners." Trademarks are defined within "categories of use," and it appears this trademark is for the "computer software" category.

      Also, a trademark must be actively used for the owner to defend it in court. Simply registering the trademark is not enough.

      (Disclaimer: I'm not involved in patent law or particularly well-read on the subject, this knowledge comes from several sites across the Internet.)

    4. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by overunderunderdone · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well you can't trademark *a* number...

      1 Dale Ernhardt Inc.
      (3)Level 3 Communications
      4Swingline, Inc.
      5 Chanel
      31 Baskin Robbins
      "33" Latrobe Brewing
      57 H.J. Heinz Company
      501 Levi Strauss & Co.
      747 Boeing

    5. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you can probably trademark "Apple Numbers", but then again MS trademarked "Windows"

    6. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So who owns 42?

    7. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by HG2 · · Score: 0

      Yikes... I am going to have my underware sued off....

    8. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by MORB · · Score: 1

      Peugeot also trademarked all three digit numbers with a 0 in the middle.

    9. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by robbieduncan · · Score: 1

      Apart from 007 I believe. They recently launched the 1007 and all TV review have to call it the "One Thousand and 7" instead of "One Double-O 7". Something to do with "Double-0 7" and James Bond.

    10. Re:Well you can't trademark *a* number... by MORB · · Score: 1

      Yes. From wikipedia entry "peugeot", "All numbers from 101 to 909 have been deposited as trademarks."

  7. Good for apple by ArsonSmith · · Score: 0

    They finally have ehough market share to get off pen and paper. Soon they'll graduate to Quicken.

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  8. And iCal by Therlin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    iCal is their calendar software.

    1. Re:And iCal by NicKakaWoodstocK · · Score: 1

      If iCal is the calendar, iChat is the chat(IM) app, iPod is the DAP, iPhoto is the photo viewing app... shouldn't the new spreadsheet app be called iSpread? any other new iDeas?

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  9. Patenting a _word_? by djh101010 · · Score: 1, Troll

    How the heck can anyone get away with trademarking a common word? Can I trademark the word "trademark" and send the world into a self-referential abyss?

    I'm an apple user and supporter, but this is just silly. Name it that, fine, but don't try to limit other people from using it.

    1. Re:Patenting a _word_? by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How the heck can anyone get away with trademarking a common word?

      You mean like: Apple?

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    2. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No(tm)

    3. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Nick+Harkin · · Score: 1

      They'll have trademarked it, with respect to computer programs I imagine.

      Like Microsoft has trademarked the work 'Windows' with respect to computer software.

      Or the Apple from the story have trademarked 'Apple' for use in the context of computers, yet EMI/Capitol have trademarked it with respect to music.

    4. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you noticed this just now?

      apple, windows, word, office, red hat are just some of the 'words' that spring to mind

    5. Re:Patenting a _word_? by cei · · Score: 3, Informative
      From the USPTO
      A trademark is a word, phrase, symbol or design, or a combination of words, phrases, symbols or designs, that identifies and distinguishes the source of the goods of one party from those of others.

      So yeah, you can trademark the word "trademark" in regards to a specific product or market. You could sell TradeMark(tm) cookies, if you liked, or call your car company "trademark". Anyone else selling cookies or cars and using the word trademark in certain ways might be found in violation. On the other hand, I believe common words are considered "weak trademarks" and can be tougher to enforce than made-up words or proper names.
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    6. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Sneeper · · Score: 1

      First, trademarks and patents have nothing to do with each other.

      Second, many people can trademark the same name without any conflict as long as they refer to completely different things. Many companies hold the a trademark on 'Tiger' for example. As long as nobody else names their Spreadsheet "Numbers", there shouldn't be a problem. Much like Microsoft trademarked "Word" for their Word Processor. They don't keep people from using the word "word" in other places.

      The only thing annoying about naming a product a common word like "Numbers" is that it makes it very diffcult to google when looking for solutions.

    7. Re:Patenting a _word_? by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

      umm... "Apple"

      Common words are trademarked all the time in all sorts of businesses (As are just plain numbers contra a previous post. "76" Gasoline, 501 Blue Jeans, 505 both blue jeans and a cleaning solution, and of course Channell No. 5)

      Trademarks don't prevent other people from using the word it just prevents people from naming their product, in the same industry, the exact same word that you already have. Or, to use one that is close enough to either cause confusion or to trade on your popularity.

    8. Re:Patenting a _word_? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
      Like Microsoft has trademarked the work 'Windows' with respect to computer software.

      Microsoft wasn't allow to trademark 'Windows'. There can trademark Microsoft Windows (Manufacturer + Generic Term) , Windows 95 (Generic Term + Unique Versioning), or Microsoft Windows 95 (Manufacturer + Generic Term + Version). Apple can do the same thing with Apple Numbers, Numbers OSX, etc.

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    9. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would you prefer? iCompany?

    10. Re:Patenting a _word_? by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      Descriptive words are weak. Fanciful words are stronger. "Green Soap" is really weak. "Irish Spring" is much stronger. "Numbers" is much better than "Spreadsheet."

      Recall that Microsoft had a really tough time trying to trademark "Windows" (and I'm not sure of the current status of that one. By now, it's probably acquired secondary meaning.)

      Using a trademark where there is no chance of confusion is generally not infringement (famous marks are a different matter), thus "Delta" airlines, power tools, 88, faucets, delta delta, Burke. So, even if Apple makes a spreadsheet called 'Numbers,' it's still useful in a bunch of other markets.

      IANAL.

    11. Re:Patenting a _word_? by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      That's owned by the Beatles label.

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    12. Re:Patenting a _word_? by DuckofDeath87 · · Score: 1

      My understanding of trademarking is that they can trade mark numbers, but only in the contexts of the name of spreadsheet software. Like how there is a Thunderbird car, but Thunderbird the email program does not violate the trademark of Thunderbird, the car.

      So, you could not make, say, a spreadsheet called GNU-Numbers, but you could make an address book program called GNU-Numbers.
      However, IANAL, so don't name things Numbers just to be safe, and to prevent confusion.

      Also, a patent is very differant from a trademark.

    13. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trademark law doesn't give you a monopoly on words for all uses - it would let you indicate the source for a particular product or line. So this applies to the word "Numbers" as applied to software programs, for example. You could concievebly trademark the word Trademark as it applies to garbage hauling, but that would not impact my right to use the word in other contexts, or even to call my business Trademark Fruit Seller.

    14. Re:Patenting a _word_? by __aanmcy3303 · · Score: 0

      If that is so, then the Fruit of the Loom company better change their logo soon.

    15. Re:Patenting a _word_? by ryan_fung · · Score: 1

      Patent is patent, trademark is trademark.

      Trademarking a common word is not a problem. It protects a name in a namespace. e.g. No one else can use the name Apple to sell computers and operating systems.

    16. Re:Patenting a _word_? by norwoodites · · Score: 1

      Or Windows for that matter.

    17. Re:Patenting a _word_? by timdorr · · Score: 1

      So, Google, Windows, Office, and Apple are all fine?

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    18. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could sell TradeMark(tm) cookies

      It reminds me: some grocery stores here (Canada) are selling "No Name" brand products (which are much like "President's Choice" and other home brands). And "No Name" is a registered trademark.

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    19. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Kenshin · · Score: 1

      Or, even better: Microsoft "Word"

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    20. Re:Patenting a _word_? by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1
      The United States Patent and Trademark Office might disagree that "Patents and Trademarks have nothing to do with each other".

      However, you are correct in asserting that the legal protections they provide are completely different. Yes, the original poster did incorrectly use "patent" in the subject.

      I believe Microsoft can't use "Windows" or "Word", as several other people have said in this story, they have a copyright on "Microsft Word", or "MS Word". I've noticed they have a tendenacy to always include "MS" or "Microsoft" any time they refer to Word or Windows (or they refer to a specific version of Windows, like Windows 95, or Windows XP).

      Kirby

    21. Re:Patenting a _word_? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Also note that something really generic like "Word" is a pretty weak trademark, and MS has to be very careful how they defend it. For example, There are plenty of word processors with "Word" in the name. WordPerfect and Abiword being two examples. I'd imagine that if MS tried to get them to change, they'd have a hard time convincing anyone to side with them, seeing as the object in question, a WORD processor, had the trademark in its name before MS created their own.

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    22. Re:Patenting a _word_? by _iCeb0x_+(1337+and+k · · Score: 1

      Oh... my... f***ing... Nevermind!

      Just as a sidenote: when you trademark a word, you have specify why you're doing it and where you want to use that word. So, if I trademark "Equations", I have to say that this name will be used for "computer software", for example.

      If I trademark "Equations" as a name for a software program but use it for something else, I can still be sued (if there's someone else that trademarked the same name for another use) or I am not protected from anything!

      It's that simple...

    23. Re:Patenting a _word_? by damiangerous · · Score: 1

      Microsoft owns the trademark on the word "Windows" all by itself in many categories. Go look it up in TESS.

    24. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a place Long Ago and Far Away (Orange County, Califorina in the 1970s) there was a company called MicroData that had a software system called Reality with a programming language called English. Both were registered trademarks.

    25. Re:Patenting a _word_? by BurntNickel · · Score: 1

      Common words are trademarked all the time in all sorts of businesses (As are just plain numbers contra a previous post. "76" Gasoline, 501 Blue Jeans, 505 both blue jeans and a cleaning solution, and of course Channell No. 5)

      Actuall in those cases IIRC the number isn't trademarked but rather the combination of numbers and words. For example, "501" isn't trademarked but "501 Blue Jeans" could be.

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    26. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Windows? However, the key to the copyright, of course, is that you can copyright it within a category or something along those lines. So Apple copyrighted Apple within the context of the computer industry, just like Mirosoft copyrighted Windows within the context of the computer industry (although this one is way more debatable). Of course, Apple got sued by the Beatles' record company called Apple and retained the right to use Apple as a trademark only if they stayed out of multimedia - which of course they got sued over when they started included sound cards in their computers or some such.

    27. Re:Patenting a _word_? by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      But the Beatles "Apple" and the Jobs "Apple" had an agreement that let the latter reuse the name of the former as long as the latter never got into the music game. There was smoke from iTunes because of that...but it never seemed to ignite.

    28. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to law school if you really want to know. Any generic/common word makes a fine trademark as long as it's not generic in its market. Yes, indeed you can get a trademark on the word "Trademark" as long as you define its market to the USPTO, it's not already taken in your market space and then actively produce your product or service.

      That's trademark law -- SlashDot really needs a FAQ on this.

    29. Re:Patenting a _word_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Windows?

  10. Only fair... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny
    After all, Bill Gates patented ones and zeroes.

    (Couldn't find the link to the Onion story - they've pulled it)

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    1. Re:Only fair... by myheroBobHope · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, if only we had a search engine, that would save your joke...

      Consider it saved.

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    2. Re:Only fair... by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      REDMOND, WA -- In what CEO Bill Gates called "an unfortunate but necessary step to protect our intellectual property from theft and exploitation by competitors," the Microsoft Corporation patented the numbers one and zero Monday.

      With the patent, Microsoft's rivals are prohibited from manufacturing or selling products containing zeroes and ones--the mathematical building blocks of all computer languages and programs--unless a royalty fee of 10 cents per digit used is paid to the software giant.

      "Microsoft has been using the binary system of ones and zeroes ever since its inception in 1975," Gates told reporters. "For years, in the interest of the overall health of the computer industry, we permitted the free and unfettered use of our proprietary numeric systems. However, changing marketplace conditions and the increasingly predatory practices of certain competitors now leave us with no choice but to seek compensation for the use of our numerals."

      A number of major Silicon Valley players, including Apple Computer, Netscape and Sun Microsystems, said they will challenge the Microsoft patent as monopolistic and anti-competitive, claiming that the 10-cent-per-digit licensing fee would bankrupt them instantly.

      "While, technically, Java is a complex system of algorithms used to create a platform-independent programming environment, it is, at its core, just a string of trillions of ones and zeroes," said Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy, whose company created the Java programming environment used in many Internet applications. "The licensing fees we'd have to pay Microsoft every day would be approximately 327,000 times the total net worth of this company."

      "If this patent holds up in federal court, Apple will have no choice but to convert to analog," said Apple interim CEO Steve Jobs, "and I have serious doubts whether this company would be able to remain competitive selling pedal-operated computers running software off vinyl LPs."

      As a result of the Microsoft patent, many other companies have begun radically revising their product lines: Database manufacturer Oracle has embarked on a crash program to develop "an abacus for the next millennium." Novell, whose communications and networking systems are also subject to Microsoft licensing fees, is working with top animal trainers on a chimpanzee-based message-transmission system. Hewlett-Packard is developing a revolutionary new steam-powered printer.

      Despite the swarm of protest, Gates is standing his ground, maintaining that ones and zeroes are the undisputed property of Microsoft.

      "We will vigorously enforce our patents of these numbers, as they are legally ours," Gates said. "Among Microsoft's vast historical archives are Sanskrit cuneiform tablets from 1800 B.C. clearly showing ones and a symbol known as 'sunya,' or nothing. We also own: papyrus scrolls written by Pythagoras himself in which he explains the idea of singular notation, or 'one'; early tracts by Mohammed ibn Musa al Kwarizimi explaining the concept of al-sifr, or 'the cipher'; original mathematical manuscripts by Heisenberg, Einstein and Planck; and a signed first-edition copy of Jean-Paul Sartre's Being And Nothingness. Should the need arise, Microsoft will have no difficulty proving to the Justice Department or anyone else that we own the rights to these numbers."

      Added Gates: "My salary also has lots of zeroes. I'm the richest man in the world."

      According to experts, the full ramifications of Microsoft's patenting of one and zero have yet to be realized.

      "Because all integers and natural numbers derive from one and zero, Microsoft may, by extension, lay claim to ownership of all mathematics and logic systems, including Euclidean geometry, pulleys and levers, gravity, and the basic Newtonian principles of motion, as well as the concepts of existence and nonexistence," Yale University theoretical mathematics professor J. Edmund Lattimore said. "In other words, pretty much everything."

      Lattimore said that the only m

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  11. numb3rs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet I'm not convinced that this would be a good name for it.

    Unfortunately the name reminds me of a stupid detective show.

  12. The hole in Apple's lineup by argent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple doesn't have a high performance virus distribution mechanism yet. It's way too easy to turn off "open safe files after download" in Safari and then all you've got to work with is social engineering.

    1. Re:The hole in Apple's lineup by varmittang · · Score: 1

      But even after it opens the "safe" file, apps get the "This is the first time you are running this program, are you sure you want to run it?" prompt if something tries to just auto start itself just after download.

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    2. Re:The hole in Apple's lineup by geekee · · Score: 1

      " Apple doesn't have a high performance virus distribution mechanism yet. It's way too easy to turn off "open safe files after download" in Safari and then all you've got to work with is social engineering."

      Yes, a high performance virus distribution system is known by it's other name: Marketshare

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    3. Re:The hole in Apple's lineup by argent · · Score: 1

      But even after it opens the "safe" file, apps get the "This is the first time you are running this program, are you sure you want to run it?" prompt if something tries to just auto start itself just after download.

      Yes, that's a clever trick, isn't it? Microsoft does it too, and it gets people to feel safe about going ahead and clicking on links and downloading files like a wild monkey. They tell themselves "It's OK, it'll ask me before it does something stupid"... but of course because they're used to clicking OK so enough of them go ahead and click OK anyway, without thinking, to keep the exciting virus ecosystem flourishing. It's this kind of extra attention from Microsoft that system administrators everywhere really appreciate and enjoy.

      Unfortunately Apple left people the option of turning off "open safe files after downloading" so instead of having a dialog they can reflexively click OK on, they just get a boring icon on the desktp that they can let sit there, and think about, and have second thoughts about and throw in the trash. What a bunch of spoilsports Apple are, denying people the full impact of reflexively hitting the wrong button like that.

      You'd think they didn't care.

  13. Whatever by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    There is nothing wrong with OpenOffice. They should make a stronger push toward that.

    Numbers? Shouldn't it be iNumbers? The next word processing software will be iSentence. They can't use iWord or Ballmer will sue them silly.

    1. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing wrong with OpenOffice. They should make a stronger push toward that.

      Have you ever tried using OpenOffice on OS X? For some strange reason I don't think Apple wants their customers to have to jump through hoops to get a program to run. If they were going to go through the trouble of doing the major rewrite of OO.org that would be necessary, they would probably decide that it'd be easier to just write their own suite from scratch. Oh wait, that's probably exactly what they did...

    2. Re:Whatever by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, iNumbers, for when your accounting books are in fact imaginary.

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    3. Re:Whatever by pixelgeek · · Score: 1

      -- There is nothing wrong with OpenOffice.

      YMMV. I find it to be just as big a bloated pig as Office. And don't get me started on the UI. Horrors!

      I understand the decisions they made in their development process (heck we've discussed them here before) but OO doesn't work for me. I want a streamlined app that does some very minimal tasks and *any* app that tries to replace Office, IMO, makes the same mistakes and conseqquently isn't usable for me.

      I'm quite happy with Keynote and Pages and if this is actually true then I am quite looking forward to an Apple created spreadsheet program.

    4. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many things wrong with OpenOffice. Otherwise, why are they working on 2.0 if 1.4+security_patch is already perfect?

      ps

      IMHO, if OpenOffice (Writer) eventually includes the ability to open and edit existing PDF files, it would become even more popular. And I do appreciate the current ability to save new documents to PDF format right now (even though PDF "printer" drivers are available).

    5. Re:Whatever by innate · · Score: 1

      "There is nothing wrong with OpenOffice."

      There's nothing wrong with OpenOffice on Windows and Linux. It's quite nice, in fact.

      The OS X version, on the other hand, sucks. It just does. As far as [F|f]ree software goes, AbiWord is quite nice on OS X. I don't know of any good [F|f]ree OS X spreadsheets though.

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    6. Re:Whatever by liangzai · · Score: 1

      Surely a flamebait?

      OpenOffice has a horrible UI, doesn't take advantage of native services, doesn't know what Unicode means on Mac OS X and is a terribly bloated product. It is just a port, nothing more. Much of this also goes for Microsoft Office and other apps.

      The only thing that counts on Mac OS X are pure Cocoa apps that take advantage of all Mac OS X technologies (ATSUI, services and so on), and that deliver the smoothest performance and the most elegant rendering, including native UI elements.

    7. Re:Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something Enron may have used....

    8. Re:Whatever by clackerd · · Score: 1

      i think neooffice/j does include support for unicode text: http://neowiki.sixthcrusade.com/index.php/NeoOffic e/J_Feature_Comparison/ and abi word isn't ready yet. i like their UI better, but it slaughters ms word files when you open them. my 2 cents

    9. Re:Whatever by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Gnumeric is a very nice Free spreadsheet. If abiword is available on the Mac, I'd think Gnumeric would be too...

  14. Trademark Violation by techguy911 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like I'm gonna owe Apple lots of money soon. I use the word "Numbers" about 100 times in my latest project report.

    1. Re:Trademark Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look what you did. you used the word 'word'... oh wait

    2. Re:Trademark Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You most likely earn alot more with you new revolutionary project if it develops and sells spreadsheet programs.

  15. Hey Maybe cringley was correct by 1967mustangman · · Score: 1

    So is this just more proof that Apple is distancing themselves from Microsoft in an attempt to join forces with Intel and rule the world!!!!!!

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  16. Nothing wrong with OpenOffice? by argent · · Score: 1

    There is nothing wrong with OpenOffice.

    *snort*

    I'd rather use punched cards.

    1. Re:Nothing wrong with OpenOffice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. there are some terrible glaring bugs (copy and paste one for example) that they never seem to notice. i suppose noone who actually tried to use openoffice submits bugs. i know i dont. i just stopped caring.

  17. "Numbers" is dangerous to open source! by mpontes · · Score: 1

    Think about it. They trademarked "Numbers". That includes 0 and 1! All the software I use is under copyright violation now!

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  18. Wait for them to name the word processor.... by BRock97 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Think that's bad? Wait for the word processor called "Alphabet". From what I hear, they'll get Sesame Street characters to perform the same function as Clippy.

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    1. Re:Wait for them to name the word processor.... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      They've already got "Pages". Seems like Apple is taking the MS generic-product-name game and running with it.

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    2. Re:Wait for them to name the word processor.... by geekee · · Score: 1

      " Think that's bad? Wait for the word processor called "Alphabet". From what I hear, they'll get Sesame Street characters to perform the same function as Clippy."

      Wouldn't "Letters" make more sense for a word processor if your spreadsheet is called "Numbers".

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    3. Re:Wait for them to name the word processor.... by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      "I'm not using that, I want to do a reports and brochures, not just letters."

  19. Re:anyone edit anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's what [sic] is for...

    sic

    adv.

    Thus; so. Used to indicate that a quoted passage, especially one containing an error or unconventional spelling, has been retained in its original form or written intentionally.

  20. plugin possibilities... by chill · · Score: 1

    How long before someone makes add-ons for it: ...Of The Beast! -- helps with tax-related info ...Of Angels on the Head of a Pin -- charitable contributions module.

    Book of... -- Statistics module with lots of frequency distribution functions.

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  21. Re:Spelling? (editors) by lxt · · Score: 1

    A case for outsourcing to India, perhaps?

  22. fill the hole? by cacoe · · Score: 1

    what about a database app?

    1. Re:fill the hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filemaker

    2. Re:fill the hole? by great+om · · Score: 1

      filemaker pro?

      or is there something that it doesn't do?

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  23. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe it's just their answer to calc.exe?

  24. Not to be a Jerk but . . . by autosentry · · Score: 1

    I really hope they do that, because NeoOffice J and Open Office are not cutting it on the Os X platform. *Hastily runs for the exit, ducking head down*

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    1. Re:Not to be a Jerk but . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +2 Insightful
      -1 Too terse to be modded highly

      I confess. I'm a spreadsheet geek from way back. Spreadsheets are what got me into IT - I'd dabbled with programming before that, but it was spreadsheets that made me sit up and go OMG you can do what?!!

      I liked OpenOffice on my thinkpad before it fell apart (shoddy IBM quality control).
      I haven't even bothered getting it to work on my Mac, I tried several times, but something about the X11 install eludes me (I don't know what, or I'd fix it, obviously).

      NeoOffice is slow to start, and very clunky. On a Mac it just feels wrong somehow. I'm new to OS X, but everything just seems to fit together really nicely, and its very intuitive. Anything that isn't tends to be painfully obvious, like a little pebble in the shoe it draws attention to itself out of proportion to its size.

      I really really liked Excel. I really really hate MS Word (those damn bulletpoints and their evil brokenness, I hates it I does). For that reason (and to avoid feeding the evil empire) I haven't bought Office for my Mac.

      If Apple put out a spreadsheet (program) in the same league as Excel I'd buy it.

      To *really* make my day, they'd put out a spreadsheet with decent Applescript integration... now that would rock my lame world.

      I'm starting to get into things like writing Applescripts to control iTunes, and its very nice.

      The second thing they need to do to make spreadsheets good... is to fix Safari. The problem is that in Safari when I copy a table and then paste it anywhere else, it just comes through as a single column of information, which is really annoying.

      Eg:
      x1 x2 x3
      y1 y2 y3
      becomes
      x1
      x2
      x3
      y1
      y2
      y3

      Which is a serious pain in the butt.

    2. Re:Not to be a Jerk but . . . by autosentry · · Score: 1

      The Omni Group put out a stand-alone spreadsheet program, but it's buggier than NeoOffice J. It is faster and has a cleaner interface, though. I agree that NeoOffice feels wrong (probably because it looks sort of ugly and is heavily modeled after Microsoft Word). I'm new to spreadsheets (designer bumped up to manager = profound confusion) but I like them whenever I can get them to do something. Omni was very close, I'd be willing to bet that Apple can do one better.

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  25. Next Trademark after Numbers: by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    Deuteronomy.

    It's the NextStep to the iBible.

    1. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      I hear they picked up Genesis cheap after Sega went under.

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    2. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Deuteronomy.

      It's the NextStep to the iBible.


      Do you think God should claim Prior Trademark and zap them with a plague or two for infringing on His market?

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    3. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by jd · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what if these Numbers are irrational? That would put it in the realms of the Pythagorean cults.

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    4. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      No, that's Revelations(TM) - Jobs's favorite source for keynote speeches.

    5. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by jpetts · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think they're going to call it the iBle, and there will be more than one Book of Job...

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    6. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Ibanez · · Score: 1

      I laughed really hard at that.

      And in light of that fact, I think I'm going to go shoot myself for having poor humor.

    7. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by shimpei · · Score: 1

      Which will be followed by a mass Exodus of Windows users from Cairo to the promised land.

    8. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear God is fresh out of plagues, and has been busy in the Crab Nebula for the last thousand years, working on his latest project, inspired by the spider-paralyzing wasps.
      Coming soon! Don't miss The Invasion.

    9. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah, but what if these Numbers are irrational? That would put it in the realms of the Pythagorean cults.

      I think you are a bit confused there. The Pythagoreans believed that all numbers were rational. Proof of existence of irrational numbers (and believe me, it's not as simple as we take it for granted---if you want to do it thoroughly...) was supposed to be on the level of blasphemy to them.

    10. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except its The Revelation of St. John, NOT "Revelations" this is probably one of the more annoying commonly heard things in regard to the Bible. It is The Book of Revelation, NOT Revelations

    11. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Oh, shit. Wish I had mod points tonight.

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    12. Re:Next Trademark after Numbers: by Stanistani · · Score: 1

      ...and AC's are Apocryphal...

  26. Re:anyone edit anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm equally offended by your disregard for capital letters, jackass.

  27. Office Replacement by alvinrod · · Score: 1
    In an earlier article on slashdot about Dell using OS X on their computers, someone pointed out that if this happened Microsoft would probably stop making office for Macs. This makes a certain amount of sense in that people won't want to switch if they can't keep a lot of the same applications, a problem that's plagued a lot of people considering switching to Mac.

    It looks like Apple might be getting prepared for the chance that Microsoft does decide to withdraw their support from the Mac. It would be an interesting turn if Apple eventually tried marketing a few of these applications on Windows like they do with iTunes. Not likely to happen because Apple still wants to sell computers, but it would give Microsoft a little competition other than Open Office.

    1. Re:Office Replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if Microsoft pulls Office for Mac, what about running Windows/VirtualPC/WINE on that x86 Apple and just use regular old WinOffice? Wouldn't matter anymore if there was a native MacOffice. If Apple wants to have their own, it's probably for other reasons, the same reasons they aren't teaming up with Sun to make StarOffice fit.

    2. Re:Office Replacement by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Well, there is AppleWorks for Windows...

      *ducks*

    3. Re:Office Replacement by donkeyboy · · Score: 1

      I don't think MS would throw away all of their Mac application revenue just because Dell starts selling Macs.

      Office is where MS makes its money, and the money from Mac users is just as green as the money from Windows users.

      The only reason they'd stop selling Office on the Mac is if they couldn't make money doing so.

  28. Don't they already *have* a spreadsheet? by payndz · · Score: 1
    On the very rare occasions I need to use one, I just boot up AppleWorks 6. Whoa, and there it is! Rows and columns, all interacting and everything! Came free with the computer too.

    But I guess they mean 'a spreadsheet... THAT LOOKS KEWL!'

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  29. I think I see Apple's strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gambling that Apple is expecting to keep profit margins up by keeping support rates extremely low by developing very high quality software.

  30. I just downloaded it. by blackmonday · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just downloaded this new spreadsheet program and my powerbook feels much snappier now!

    1. Re:I just downloaded it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get the "snappier" jokes. Anyone?

    2. Re:I just downloaded it. by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I don't get the "snappier" jokes. Anyone?

      I don't either.

      But this meme definitely feels much snappier!

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    3. Re:I just downloaded it. by blackmonday · · Score: 2, Informative

      It comes from Mac users who feel a (usually) non-existent speed increase in their machines after they download a patch or updatde to OS X. Also, its common practice to "repair permissions" on OS X as a maintenance chore. People swear that their computers feel "snappier" after doing this. Its mostly all in their head. But hey, whatever makes you happy.

    4. Re:I just downloaded it. by kitzilla · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, new spreadsheet program downloads YOU.

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    5. Re:I just downloaded it. by graffix_jones · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Actually, after a 'repair permissions' session, it's recommended to restart your computer... it's the restart that gives it "teh snappy" feeling, since it cleans out about a gigabyte of pagefiles from the hard disk and frees up memory.

      That's the only thing so far that I don't like about OSX... it seems that you have to restart it every once in a while (like every couple weeks) or it just starts to really slow down from paging in and out each time you switch programs (and I have 1.25GB RAM).

    6. Re:I just downloaded it. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      No, that'll be the new Intel chip you put in it.

    7. Re:I just downloaded it. by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 1

      Actually, it comes from Mac users who feel a VERY REAL speed increase after they install a 10.X upgrade. Every major release of OSX, with the exception of Tiger has resulted in a significant increase in overall responsiveness - which users interpret as speed.

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    8. Re:I just downloaded it. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I just downloaded this new spreadsheet program and my powerbook feels much snappier now!

      The funny thing is, due to dynamically linked libraries, a new dot version of a library included with a spreadsheet really could make things "snappier" in other applications. It won't... but it technically could.

  31. Numbers... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    It could be the Apple version of minesweeper. You need a killer app to sell all those new Mac-Intel machines.

    1. Re:Numbers... by nic+barajas · · Score: 1

      There's no way an Apple version of Minesweeper would ever fly without a two-button mouse.

    2. Re:Numbers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of numbers, there is no number large enough to express your weight is there!! HAHA YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

    3. Re:Numbers... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you keep insulting me. You can't hurt my feelings. You're wasting your time and proving that you are a fat-loving /. retard.

  32. CBS Worried? by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    I wonder what CBS thinks about this trademark considering that they have a crime drama entitled "Numb3rs." Will this be another challenge of Apple's trademarks (think: Tiger)?

    1. Re:CBS Worried? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      No, CBS has better things to do than make a silly cash grab. At least tiger direct was somewhere near the same industry (computers).

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    2. Re:CBS Worried? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you really don't have a clue how trademarks work, do you?

  33. Trademark the word "Trademark" by amstrad · · Score: 1

    I just trademarked the word "trademark". HA! Now are you going to do?

    1. Re:Trademark the word "Trademark" by HillaryWBush · · Score: 1

      Trademark the word "lawsuit"?

  34. Re:Nice going, mod. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) A trademark isn't a patent.

    2) You can trademark common words for a particular specific business use. Trademarks aren't globally applicable.

    3) When you're making a point that the rest of the IANAL morons here didn't bother with, I wouldn't emphasize the fact, redundant or no.

  35. Now I understand.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I understand why it says "News for Nerds"....congratulations.

  36. Can you copyright a proper word? by VirtualUK · · Score: 1

    I didn't think you could copyright just one word that is in the dictionary. I thought you'd be able to copyright "Apple Numbers" but not "Numbers" on it's own. Can anyone confirm or deny?

    1. Re:Can you copyright a proper word? by andywebz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obligatory:
      Copyright != Trademark
      Copyright != Patent
      Trademark != Patent

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    2. Re:Can you copyright a proper word? by morficflux · · Score: 1

      You can copyright != trademark. You can trademark words but not numbers. Trademarks for "Apple" and "Windows" exist but not "386" or "486". Thus the reason the Pentium (586) was born.

    3. Re:Can you copyright a proper word? by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      You can copyright != trademark.

      copyright != trademark is true.
      Therefore, you can copyright true.
      Right?
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    4. Re:Can you copyright a proper word? by DCstewieG · · Score: 1

      You can trademark words but not numbers.

      But they just did, that's what the whole story is all about!! Sorry....bad joke......

  37. It's Just In Case by Spencerian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We thought that Apple would be able to obtain PowerPC chips for years to come that did what we wanted. Steve didn't assume and ran all OS X versions on prototype Intel-equipped Macs as early as 2000 just in case things did not pan out as IBM promised. We know now how foresight like that can help.

    In 1997, to aid in Apple's revival, Microsoft initially agreed to make new versions of Office for Mac in exchange for non-voting stock options, a token deposit of $150 M in Apple's account, and under-the-table dismissal of lawsuits that Apple filed. That agreement has since expired. Although Office for Mac is healthy and profitable to both MS and Apple (since an Office version presents justification for businesses to buy Macs), Steve looks ahead, just in case, and ensures that there are Apple products that also fit the bill.

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    1. Re:It's Just In Case by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree and want to point out that if MS pulls Office for the Mac, the current version will be more than enough for a long, long time. Ironically, it's Microsoft's best product. When's the last time you bought an new version of Office because you needed a new feature?

    2. Re:It's Just In Case by cosmic_0x526179 · · Score: 1
      In 1997, to aid in Apple's revival, Microsoft initially agreed to make new versions of Office for Mac in exchange for non-voting stock options, a token deposit of $150 M in Apple's account, and under-the-table dismissal of lawsuits that Apple filed. That agreement has since expired.

      And I still want to know what exactly was it that Steve had on Bill that caused that to happen. Bill didn't do it out of the kindness of his heart, theres more to that story than has ever been told. Something that happened right after Steve came out of the woods from NeXT. I wanna hear that story before its my day to kick the bucket.

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    3. Re:It's Just In Case by Spyritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Microsoft was caught with QuickTime CODE in Windows Media Player. Microsoft got it when they bought a company Apple was paying to write QuickTime plugins and had given the code to them to help do it. Where Apple got the Code to Microsoft Media player from I have no idea.

      Incidentally this infringement lawsuit was the reason QuickTime 2.5 for Mac and Windows was released free.

      You'll have to Google real hard for this as all the press-releases on it where removed from Apple's site when the Microsoft's investment where announced, but I assume some courthouse somewhere has documents on it.

    4. Re:It's Just In Case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obvious that IBM is sorely disappointed in this loss. Although it was "only" a few million PPC units per year, to the PPC marketplace this is huge - well over 85% of all POWER CPU production!

      How this couldn't be a loss for the POWER unit is unthinkable.

      The problem was that IBM imagined that it locked in Apple. Like Microsoft, IBM mistakenly believed that Apple could not afford to back off from PPC and go to another platform. Simply put, IBM and it's flock of MBAs ignored history.

      So now IBM is on the defensive. "Apple is a small manufacturer, accounting for less than 2% of the world market". True. But Apple is a top 5 PC manufacturer. And that hurts. And it hurts IBM even more when you realize that their PPC sales will go from 1M+ units per year to near zero.

      IBM does have other opportunities for the PPC, but again, they are short-term sales. Of course they will sell millions of units for the next few years with X360 and PS3. But after that? In the console market there is zero loyalty - it's all power and price. PS4 and X720 will likely use some other radically different chipset.

  38. It shouldn't take long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    After all, Apple can even get their engineers to continue working on projects after they're fired

    1. Re:It shouldn't take long... by alistair · · Score: 1

      A great story, thanks for the link. I wondered what happened to Graphing Calculator in OS X, interesting to see it is still provided as a free download.

  39. Lotus Improv by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's hope Numbers take its inspiration from Lotus Improv.

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    1. Re:Lotus Improv by beagle · · Score: 1

      I'm hoping for exactly the same thing! I like (and use) Excel, but Improv is so much better! I really wish there was a NeXT emulator for OS X so I could use Improv on my current hardware. :(

    2. Re:Lotus Improv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This link: http://www.simson.net/clips/1991/91.NW.Improv.html

      is a good retelling of the Improv story

    3. Re:Lotus Improv by psycho_eddy · · Score: 0

      thanks man, that was a cool read; didn't know much about the office end of things there...

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    4. Re:Lotus Improv by Burz · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Lotus Improv by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's hope Numbers take its inspiration from Lotus Improv.

      I just read your link and I bet you are absolutely right on that. So much of OS X has been derived from NeXTSTEP, and this part really spells it out...

      It was at about this time that Steve Jobs visited and gave them one of the new NeXT computers. The NeXT made Improv possible due to its powerful NeXTSTEP programming environment. Jobs clearly "got it", and became one of the product's biggest supporters and critics, and many of the ideas that appeared in the final product were at his urging.

      Improv was so popular that it became one of the few killer apps on the NeXT platform, and machines started showing up in financial officies in the thousands.

    6. Re:Lotus Improv by vought · · Score: 1

      I wish we had something like Lotus Jazz on Mac OS X.

      Jazz was the best integrated suite I'd ever used. Required a 512k Mac in 1985, used every bit of RAM and processor power, and it shined.

      Hell, if Lotus was still making great software, maybe we would - but we all know what happened to them.

    7. Re:Lotus Improv by WatertonMan · · Score: 1

      Since MacOSX is very compatable with NeXTSTEP it should be a straightforward port.

      Well except that IBM owns Lotus and thus the source code. I heard this rumor from last week that IBM isn't too happy with Apple right now...

    8. Re:Lotus Improv by jcr · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear!

      I still fire up a NeXT slab when I want to do any spreadsheet work. After learning Improv, other spreadsheets just annoy me.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:Lotus Improv by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      It's not quite the same, but Flexisheet is available for Mac OS X:

      http://www.materialarts.com/FlexiSheet/

      w/ source even:

      http://sourceforge.net/projects/flexisheet/

      William

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    10. Re:Lotus Improv by rthille · · Score: 1

      Lighthouse Design wrote Quantrix, a Lotus Improv clone. After Sun bought Lighthouse and the trademark expired, Pete Murray rewrote it in Java. It's available here: http://www.quantrix.com/

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    11. Re:Lotus Improv by jcr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know about quantrix... It's a nice bit of work, but the UI still doesn't quite do it for me..

      -jcr

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  40. Microsoft Numbers, heh funny name by ecloud · · Score: 1

    Sounds kindof like "new math". You know, they could redefine the rules one normally uses with numbers...Could be useful for benchmarks, Netcraft surveys, time-warping their release dates, etc. :-)

    1. Re:Microsoft Numbers, heh funny name by Shishberg · · Score: 1

      Most Windows users are already familiar with Microsoft Numbers. It usually goes by the name "Time remaining".

    2. Re:Microsoft Numbers, heh funny name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Bistromathic drive is a wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances without all that dangerous mucking about with Improbability factors.

      Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behavior of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that space was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is realized now that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants.

      The first nonabsolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up.

      The second nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of those most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexclusion, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusions now play a vital part in many branches of math, including statistics and accountancy and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else's Problem field.

      The third and most mysterious piece of nonabsoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the check, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for. (The number of people who have actually brought any money is only a subphenomenon in this field.)

      The baffling discrepancies that used to occur at this point remained uninvestigated for centuries simply because no one took them seriously. They were at the time put down to such things as politeness, rudeness, meanness, flashiness, tiredness, emotionality or the lateness of the hour, and completely forgotten about on the following morning. They were never tested under laboratory conditions, of course, because they never occurred in laboratories - not in reputable laboratories at least.

      And so it was only with the advent of pocket computers that the startling truth became finally apparent, and it was this:

      Numbers written on restaurant checks within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe.

      This single statement took the scientific world by storm. It completely revolutionized it. So many mathematical conferences got held in such good restaurants that many of the finest minds of a generation died of obesity and heart failure and the science of math was put back by years.

      Slowly, however, the implications of the idea began to be understood. To begin with it had been too stark, too crazy, too much like what the man in the street would have said "Oh, yes, I could have told you that." Then some phrases like "Interactive Subjectivity Frameworks" were invented, and everybody was able to relax and get on with it.

      The small groups of monks who had taken up hanging around the major research institutes singing strange chants to the effect that the Universe was only a figment of its own imagination were eventually given a street theater grant and went away.

      - Life, the Universe, and Everything, by Douglas Adams

      I'm not going to be sued for trademark violation am I? No, wait, no, I meant COPYRIGHT! COPYACHRRRKGGGGGHhhhh....

  41. i numbers by behindthewall · · Score: 2, Funny

    That could make for some interesting financial calculations.

  42. Nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Pages is no Word replacement. I am by no means a huge fan of Word, but things like changes tracking really have no duplicates in Pages. Same thing for Keynote. I hate PowerPoint, and Keynote is just so polished, but there are plenty of things that I have to use PPT for because Keynote just doesn't do it.

    I think Apple is trying to compete with Microsoft Works, you know the light-weight office tools that can come with the system / are vastly cheaper than Office, but perfect for someone that is only typing a paper or graphing stuff from an intro chem class.

    MS Office on the Mac keeps Apple in the game. Apple realizes that not everyone wants to spend $400 on an office suite, so they are attempting to give a cheaper, yet full-featured alternative.

    1. Re:Nah... by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      What I think, and maybe this is just wishful thinking, is that Apple is trying to lay the foundation for a real office suite without immediately driving off MS from developing Office for Mac. They release Keynote first, then Pages, soon maybe a spreadsheet app, but they're all lightweight apps at first and not direct competition to Office. What I'd love to see would be a slow but steady addition of features to each of Apple's office apps to where they really can replace Office.

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  43. Apple made an office suite for Windows before ! by CdBee · · Score: 1

    Pages is an Apple Pro App. Other Apple pro apps (Quicktime Pro) run on Windows.. as does iTunes because it sells iPods

    Apple used to sell AppleWorks 6 for Windows - I have a copy. It's horrible. Apple's Office may also appear on Win32 eventually. Hopefully somewhat more nicely

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    1. Re:Apple made an office suite for Windows before ! by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      Pages is an Apple Pro App.

      Define "Pro App". The Software page on the Apple Web site has a "Pro Applications" section, buyt the only apps listed there are the apps in the Final Cut Studio suite (Final Cut Pro, Soundtrack Pro, Motion, and DVD Studio Pro), Logic Pro, and Shake. Pages is listed in the iWork section.

  44. wingz by pbjones · · Score: 1

    IIRC Claris/Apple bought Wingz Spreadsheet, many years age.

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  45. Re: Apple Making a Spreadsheet? by fuct_onion · · Score: 1

    Are they using OO.org Calc or MS Excel?

  46. Nah... by rekoil · · Score: 1

    ...it just means that Steve is a big Kraftwerk fan.

  47. Re:Nice going, mod. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason it is "redundant" is because most of us, upon reading the article, already knew that some idiot who doesn't understand trademarks would write a post like yours complaining about it.

  48. Remember by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Trademarking "Windows" == Evil

    Trademarking "Numbers" == Good

    Maybe Apple trademarked it, simply so noone else can?

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    1. Re:Remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Just par for the course. Steve Jobs could be caught funnelling cash to Osama Bin Laden and the Apple users would praise him for funding yet another underdog cause.

    2. Re:Remember by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Uh, as a long time Apple fanboy, I think I can authoritatively state that the Mac user in me is much more interested in the fact that Apple might release a new spreadsheet program, and far less interested in what the name is.

      Yay for competition and hopefully Apple bringing some fresh ideas to spreadsheets! Meh for the name. But at least it's not more iStuff. That was getting old.

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    3. Re:Remember by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Funny, I don't remember anyone seriously bitching that trademarking the word "Windows" is evil. This is just another silly baseless troll desparately trying to paint the MS critics as being hypocrits.

    4. Re:Remember by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Then you don't remember when Lindows had to change its name?

  49. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have a mouth, you insensitive clod!

  50. Re:Nice going, mod. by djh101010 · · Score: 1

    I will give your cowardly anonymous opinion all the consideration it merits.

    There, that was quick. Your point might have any weight at all if you stood behind. On the off chance that you bother to read responses to your random anonymous flames, what aspect of the trademark do you feel that I'm being an idiot about? Please show examples, compare and contrast to "Coke", "Kleenex" and so on, and show me where, O wise and glorious cowardly anonymous troll, I have misunderstood the situation

    Or just go away, that'd be fine too.

  51. Not enough, not comparable by tlambert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not enough, not comparable.

    The "real" Microsoft Office Professional has:
    o Access
    o Excel
    o Outlook
    o PowerPoint
    o Publisher
    o Word

    Even if Apple does a spreadsheet, that's not going to be enough. The major deployment for Office in small to medium businesses is with MS Access and a bunch of Visual BASIC/VBScript glue to turn it into vertical market custom software.

    I know several people who run multimillion dollar financial services businesses, each of which is under 100 employees, and their collections applications, reporting applications, etc., are all based on this model to glue things together.

    If you try to buy discounted paper - e.g. you are into factor financing, or you are dealing with a Fannie May or Freddie Mac paper, or subprime credit (face it: that's most of the people trying to get credit in the first place), etc. - then you are likely in this category. Even if you aren't, the data comes from companies like Credit Suisse First Boston, Chase Manhattan, Banc Of America, etc., on CDROMs in access database or Excel spreadsheet data formats.

    The thing that would switch these people over to Macintosh (don't kid yourself, many of these people want to switch - their employees are just as likely as the next huys to surf the web and end up with spyware out the wazoo) is the ability to run all the same scripts and custom code (all of it interpreted) as they can on their Windows workstation. I know at least three companies that would switch in an instant, but who aren't willing to do so now because they don't want to have to invest in something they can't make minor changes to themselves without learning how to be a programmer. Or keeping a programmer on staff full time.

    And that's just one vertical market.

    You can find the same issues with document storage and retrieval systems that use optical scanning to get out from under paper. You can also find the same thing with medical billing systems, and Doctors office management systems. Many insurance companies have specific client requirements for integration with their networks for electronic billing and payment processing: if you don't do it using their app., then you get to fill out paper, and they get to it when they get to it.

    The deck is seriously stacked, and it's the compatibility of the database and the inter-application scripting, not the spreadsheets, which keeps Windows entrenched. It's no mistake that neither Access or the full VisualBASIC suite has made it to platforms other than Windows.

    -- Terry

    1. Re:Not enough, not comparable by frkiii · · Score: 1

      The list has one more product now also, "LiveMeeting", which was "PlaceWare" till Microsoft purchased them a year or more ago.

    2. Re:Not enough, not comparable by GypC · · Score: 1
      Are you telling us that those companies (that doubtless run their transactions on mainframes) can't send you data in any format but Access? Or that one geek with a PostgreSQL server and some Perl glue couldn't replace Access and several employees while giving you a much more robust system?

      Think about it for a while.

    3. Re:Not enough, not comparable by glenmark · · Score: 1
      Even if Apple does a spreadsheet, that's not going to be enough. The major deployment for Office in small to medium businesses is with MS Access and a bunch of Visual BASIC/VBScript glue to turn it into vertical market custom software.

      RealBASIC can import Visual Basic source code pretty painlessly. Now we just need a VBscript to shell script interpreter (something apart from the VBA engine built into MS Office) and a good user-friendly front-end for mySQL or PostgreSQL to supplant Access.

      There are plenty of 3rd party Mac alternatives to Visio available.

      That pretty much leaves an Outlook replacement lacking, as Outlook:mac is a dead product and Entourage integration with Exchange is severely buggy and lacking key features, and Exchange integration for Mail.app is minimal at best (IMAP access while providing hyperlinks to OWA for Calendaring items).

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    4. Re:Not enough, not comparable by norwoodites · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Considering Access is not in M$ Office for the Mac who cares about it. In fact most of Outlook is not either. M$ makes another email program for the Mac.

      Also there is already Filemaker which is one of the reasons why M$ has always said they are not going to make Access for the Mac.

    5. Re:Not enough, not comparable by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Not enough, not comparable.

      It depends on your perceptive. I can agree that a lot of large firms (the type with full IT staffs and in-house programmers/pseudo-programmers) use the "real" MS Office in the manner you describe. But a lot of people just need a word processor to /read/write letters and a spreadsheet to crunch numbers.

      Seriously, go drive/walk to you town/city center and look around. You'll probably see banks, maybe an accounting firm or small engineering firm that needs VB/Access functionally. But keep looking. You'll also see things like barber shops, a Ma & Pa convenience store, maybe a store front for plumber, graphic artist, and so on. These people probably wouldn't know what a database or scripting language was if you hit them over the head with one.

      As long as they can read whatever Office formats that are sent to them (and thankfully that may actually happen), the combo of Pages/Keynote/Numbers will be enough for the great majority of small businesses.

      Given the number of small businesses in the U.S., I think the potential market is higher than one might expect, especially if you think business=megacorp

    6. Re:Not enough, not comparable by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      AARRRGHH!!!

      perceptive=perspective

    7. Re:Not enough, not comparable by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      It's no mistake that neither Access or the full VisualBASIC suite has made it to platforms other than Windows.

      THANK GOD. It's just about the worst development paradigm I can think of for shared-data operations.

      It's damn scary to think that my private and personal medical and financial data could be in the hands of some kludge of desktop applications that Joe Pencil-Pusher threw together.

      I can't blame Apple or any other office-suite publisher for not aggressively going after this vertical market. It's sure to be more trouble than it's worth to support.

    8. Re:Not enough, not comparable by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 1

      Apple already has an industrial grade spreadsheet app that's got a massive installed base, typical Apple UI goodness, a featureset that's deep and vast, and a thriving third party support market. It's called FileMaker Pro.

      And I'll see your Visual Basic and raise you an Applescript. You can create standalone GUI apps and server-run scripts based in Applescript using X-Code that will tie into all Applescript-aware apps (not just Apple's stuff), as well as give you hooks into the Unix shell and the various languages Apple ships by default. (Perl, python, Ruby, Java, C, C++, Obj-C, Fortran, etc.)

      While you're correct to a certain extent about widely distributed vertical apps, as in the insurance example, the trend is to move away from client software and toward web apps. Lower cost of development and deployment, greater control over functionality, and the developer can stop caring if their stuff is gonna break under W2K, NT, XP or whatever. Just make sure it runs in IE, done. Safari does a pretty good job aping IE when it needs to...

      SoupIsGood Food

    9. Re:Not enough, not comparable by innate · · Score: 1
      • Microsoft Office: Apple iLife Equivalent
      • Access: nothing
      • Excel: nothing (Numbers?)
      • Outlook: Mail, iCal, Address Book
      • PowerPoint: Keynote
      • Publisher: Pages
      • Word: Pages


      So they are missing a spreadsheet and database then.

      I really doubt they intend to compete with Microsoft Office. The iLife suite is more like Microsoft Works. And Mac users generally have a favorable opinion of Office (no really, it's true).

      Anyone who has enough dough for a Power Mac or PowerBook has no problem buying Office. But the entry-level users (iBooks and Mac Minis) really need something like this because they are not going to shell out $400 for Office 2004.
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    10. Re:Not enough, not comparable by SiMac · · Score: 1

      The database is FileMaker Pro, which is made by FileMaker, a subsidiary of Apple. I suppose it's not a part of iLife, but Access isn't a part of the basic version of Office either.

      So really, all Apple is missing is a spreadsheet.

    11. Re:Not enough, not comparable by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I use MS Access in my workplace to manage about 5 GB of data, spread over four databases (the largest two are 1.5GB each).

      The only way this is at all stable is that I'm the only one putting data in, I do it in a certain manner and I don't remove data (creating 'holes' in the database file that must be later removed). And I'm working on migrating this to SQL Server.

      Access is not a solution for large scale, multi-user data requirements. It will fail unless you spend a lot of time keeping it working. There are too many conditions in which the database will become corrupted, and when it's used by many people, these conditions multiply.

      Any business that uses it in that manner is wasting money in support. It will fall over catastrophically one day. If the data is critical to business function, it should be migrated to a better DBMS platform, such as SQL Server, Oracle, Postgre SQL or just about anything other than Access. Just about every other platform has support for transactions, database file management, files being split over RAID drives and more.

    12. Re:Not enough, not comparable by innate · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I didn't realize FileMaker was still a subsidiary of Apple but their web site confirms it. So Apple is very close to having a complete entry-level office suite.

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    13. Re:Not enough, not comparable by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 1
      MS makes another email program for the Mac.

      Entourage. I've heard it's quite good.

      Some would say that the Mac version of Office is better than the Windows version.

    14. Re:Not enough, not comparable by allgood2 · · Score: 1
      Not enough, not comparable. The "real" Microsoft Office Professional has: o Access, o Excel, o Outlook, o PowerPoint, o Publisher, o Word. Even if Apple does a spreadsheet, that's not going to be enough. The major deployment for Office in small to medium businesses is with MS Access and a bunch of Visual BASIC/VBScript glue to turn it into vertical market custom software.


      Your comparing the wrong market. iLife and iWork aren't business/professional level user applications (even though some use them for that). They are home user applications. In iLife- iPhoto and iMovie both have professional level alternatives (though for iPhoto, its not made by Apple).

      While Pages is far closer to professional level than AppleWorks, it's primary target audience is still home users and people who operate home based businesses, that don't want to spend $200-$800 on a professional level office suite.

      I've started intermixing using Pages over InDesign or Quark for things that I want a fair amount of control over but really don't need a full fledge DTP app. And I've started using Pages as a Word replacement, and its been more than satisfactory, in fact just a darn pleasure to use, everytime.

      A growing number of home users need to write letters, or create a newsletter, or pamphlet at some point in there life. Also, a growing number of these people are running side businesses in their homes. Things that may require them to print an invoice, but not have a full fledge billing system. That's the market Apple is targeting. iWork is the companion to iLife-information management tools for the components of your life that aren't music, video, and photos.
    15. Re:Not enough, not comparable by fermion · · Score: 1
      This would not likely compete with MS Office Pro, as the people who use this software will likely continue to use it. This software is written for the people who do not have 4+ bills to pay for a productivity app, and simply buy the nearly 2 bill student edition, which can be gotten quite easily.

      For these customers that just need a simple productivity suite, the one thing holding them back might be the lack of spreadsheet application. With the addition of a spreadsheet, Apple sells a competitive product for half the cost of MS.

      Apple has a good combination of premium and value products. The value product tend to be the commodity offerings, like office applications and the like, while the premium products are high tech.

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    16. Re:Not enough, not comparable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      When the Mactel boxes ship it will only be a short while before these boxes can run Windows apps (on top of OSX) as fast as a real windows box.

      All these people can then switch and take their custom apps with them.

      Easy!

    17. Re:Not enough, not comparable by chochos · · Score: 2, Informative
      you forgot to write "WHICH SUCKS ASS BIG WAY, BTW", right after "another email program for the mac".
      M$ makes another email program for the Mac WHICH SUCKS ASS BIG WAY, BTW.
      see? much better. Now this can be modded Informative.

      Seriously, I used Entourage for a long time because of the Exchange support (MS's email server which really reallly sucks ass big time). After I stopped using the stupid exchange features (because I left the company where I had that account), I finally dumped Entourage forever, and now only use Mail

    18. Re:Not enough, not comparable by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      About Access not being on the Mac, the excuse from M$ was that Access had lots of low level x86 assembly code, and it just wasn't practical to bring it to the Mac. If the Mac is running a Pentium, then that argument goes away. So what do you think the new excuse from M$ will be for no Access on the Mac? Sounds like a good topic for a /. poll!

    19. Re:Not enough, not comparable by parvati · · Score: 1

      The problem with no Access for Mac is when you have files that you have to switch back and forth from PC to Mac, and that need to be subjected and re-subjected to Access analysis over and over. For example: my genechip (microarray) data is analyzed by a PC-only program, and we need to use Access to line up the numbers with the gene names and information. However, all my home computers are Macs, and when I have hours and hours of mindless data sorting to do (which is what most of microarray analysis is), I like to bring it home and do it in front of the TV. Unfortunately, there's no way to compare lists (unless I want to spend to time to also learn a Mac-only db program on top of all the time I spent learning Access), or to do so in a PC-Mac compatible way. In fact, the lack of Access for Mac has had me pulling my hair out--and wasting countless hours parked in front of a PC--for the last 4 months.

    20. Re:Not enough, not comparable by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Unless I'm mistaken, you also get the option of underpinning your Applescript and GUIs with CoreData, giving you an easy way to use proper SQL tables and queries.

    21. Re:Not enough, not comparable by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

      While you're entirely correct about Windows being entrenched because of entire businesses running on Access/VB/Excel mutants I think you're missing the point of Apple's iWork suite. There's quite a few instances where Office and its associated complexity would be far from ideal, also something along the lines of InDesign would be entirely inappropriate.

      Say you run a coffee shop with your wife and have a couple of college kids working for you part time with an iMac in the office. You need to work up some new paper inserts for your on-table freestanding signs. With Pages this is pretty simple. You first find a template that you figure will work out pretty well for you (Announcement Postcard). Then you pick an image from iPhoto from a recent event, maybe a live accoustic set some local band played. From there you type into some text boxes and move stuff around just a little and print them out.

      Where Pages is saving you a lot of hassle is in being able to tweak your layout and have very fine grained control over the placement of everything. Your images and text boxes are easy to line up and resize, text flow actually works logically, and you can pull images right out of iPhoto. Pages has the word processing features you need like a built-in dictionary and spell-check but also has a surprising amount of control over the layout, something most people would expect only from a dedicated layout application.

      Typing this reply up I launched Pages to see if I could do just what I described fairly easily. I was able to make up a pretty nice little printout in just a few minutes. If I printed this on a decent inkjet printer I think it would be difficult to tell I finished it so quickly. I even got a little creative at the last minute and figured out how to mask a screenshot of Google Maps to have round edges to give directions to my theoretical coffee shop. If iWork is destined to have a spreadsheet application that is as easy to work with as the rest of the suite they'll have a very nice tool for small businesses all over the place.

      Office is still going to be good at what Office is currently good at, working in larger corporate environments on documents with very rudimentary layout needs but extensive data management needs. Pages for instance won't do a data merge that will let me print out several sheets of Avery labels with data taken from an Excel spreadsheet. It will however let me very easily design a new brochure for my business that I can send as a PDF to a print shop to have nice full color copies made.

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    22. Re:Not enough, not comparable by millwall · · Score: 1

      The "real" Microsoft Office Professional has:
      o Access
      o Excel
      o Outlook
      o PowerPoint
      o Publisher
      o Word
      o Query

    23. Re:Not enough, not comparable by clard11 · · Score: 1

      What don't you try Mathematica on OS X ? According to this link

      http://www.wolfram.com/news/dbak.html

      the database access functionality is built in to 5.1 and above. I wasn't sure from what you said whether what you want to do is possible with this approach, but it might be worth considering ?

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    24. Re:Not enough, not comparable by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Yes, Access sucks hard. At work I wanted to switch my office PC for a Mac (not an uncommon request). But our office uses several Access databases (setup by the barely above clueless tech guy who thinks that Access is The Database Of All Goodness).

      So that means no Mac for me :-(

    25. Re:Not enough, not comparable by lordDallan · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why you "need" Access to line up the numbers? Do you have some home-grown or purchased Access application that parses the data? Is the data only available via .mdb?

      I'd suggest looking at this as a possibility if the data is "trapped" in a .mdb file. Or if you have "rolled your own" Access solution.

      Otherwise, I'd look at getting Virtual PC and running Access that way. VPC isn't blazing for games and such - but it should do just fine for running a data sorting program.

      You could also setup a work or home PC running Windows for remote access via RDP or VNC and handle the problem that way.

      All that being said - if you/your firm have "rolled your own" Access solution, I would just bite the bullet and replace it with FileMaker. It's much easier to use, much more stable, and totally Mac/Windows cross-platform. I think you'll be very happy with the change.

  52. Of names and iApps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realize that most of you (at this time) are just having fun making fun of Apple's names, but I though Id chime in and sort a few things:
    Pages, Keynote, (and Numbers) are NOT apps that are part of the digital lifestyle, iCal, iPod, iSync and so on ARE part of a ditital lifestyle, and are more "hobby" apps then professinal apps. This is why the small movie editing package is called "iMovie" and the profesional one is called "Final Cut Pro" :)

    However; I wouldent expect Numbers to make an appearence before autumn at least.
    My though is that Apple expands its work-app suite.
    Two years ago, you could buy an app called Keynote, now you can only buy Keynote (now 2.0) along with Pages (1.0) but the price is the same! So next year, it will be Keynote 3.0, Pages 2.0 and Numbers 1.0 .

    Or at least that is what iHope ;)

  53. Re:Surely the last thing we need? by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between "Aqua coloring" and actual integration into the OS. Using OO on a Mac works, but not as well as a native OS X app would - not only does it not look right, but it doesn't work with any of the cross-app "services" that OS X provides. It's a second class citizen.

  54. No! Not the last hole! Not at all! by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

    Why does everyone forget database? If you are going to replace Office you have to do something about Access.

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    1. Re:No! Not the last hole! Not at all! by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      HyperCard!

      Uhhhh... Just run it under emulation.

    2. Re:No! Not the last hole! Not at all! by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      While having a db is helpful, I would suspect the average people just doesn't use Access. They use everything else in Office on a regular basis. Many times, they use Excel spreadsheets with lots of customizations instead of Access because it is the only thing they know.

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    3. Re:No! Not the last hole! Not at all! by AnObfuscator · · Score: 1
      If you are going to replace Office you have to do something about Access.

      Shoot it. Stab it. Burn it. chop it into millions of pieces. stomp it into the ground. Irradiate the ground with a hundred megaton nuclear explosive.

      Then go postal on it.

      that's what we have to do about Access.

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    4. Re:No! Not the last hole! Not at all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Filemaker Lite would take about three days to put together and ship...

    5. Re:No! Not the last hole! Not at all! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      You mean like this? (Filemaker is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Apple Computer, Inc.; but frankly, I don't think iWork is intended to be an Office replacement; it's a Microsoft Works replacement.)

    6. Re:No! Not the last hole! Not at all! by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I've done IT work for several small charities and campaigning groups and they all used Access extensively. It allowed them to do things like mailshots, track elected officials' voting records and store members' details - things that you can't really do with Excel.

      I think Access use is very common in small organisations and businesses because it's just about good enough to allow an inexperienced user to muddle through and do some very useful things. It's a terrible program from a proper database point of view, of course, but it does the job it's intended for.

  55. 200 Million Hits by blitz487 · · Score: 1

    How can you trademark a name that gets 200 million hits on Google?

    1. Re:200 Million Hits by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Easy - you can no longer raise any argument which includes "200 million" because Apple now owns Numbers. (All of them.) It would be very hard to succeed in a court case against Apple when you have to infringe every time you want to make an argument.

    2. Re:200 Million Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A trademark is restricted to context. If you trademark Numbers for a spreadsheet program, then nobody else can make spreadsheet program called Numbers. But they could possibly make a math-drilling program called Numbers, however, Apple would probably *have* to fight that in court, to prove that they care about their trademark. That's about it. That's hardly a bad idea.

    3. Re:200 Million Hits by fr0dicus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I notice the top hit isn't particularly special though. Absolutely ripe for a good ranking drive.

  56. tv show? by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

    will cbs be filing a suit for being too close their show "numb3rs"? cbs is so leet! skeet skeet!

  57. Why not build their own office? by jmorris42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look, OSX has it's own 'thang' going for it. Its is basically NextStep tarted up a bit. MS Office doesn't truly look and feel native, OOo damned sure isn't, and won't anytime soon. AppleWorks is too 'lite' and was a Classic App anyway. They need a native office suite and it looks like they are bout to fill in the last piece.

    The interesting question is whether Steve decides that now is the time to end the unholy deal with Microsoft where MS provides Office for Mac so long as the Mac never tries to become mainstream. (Mainstream seems to be defined as >10% of PC sales for this purpose.) Being on iNtel means they could produce as many machines as they could sell. And if they played their cards right and cut HP or Dell in on the action they could probably move a metric assload of machines come next Xmas season.

    Yes it would be the return of the clones, but if they really want to be a player they have to find a way to gain a significant installed base. They can't do the deal with Hollywood they so obviously lust after unless they can show an ability to get enough installed base to be worthy of signing a major content distribution deal with.

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    1. Re:Why not build their own office? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Although Apple's sales are still but a small percentage of the total computer market, I think I'd consider them a "player" in terms of their influence over the industry. Not that they don't want to sell more machines, but I think they're influential enough for Steve's ego that he'll bide his time and not make any too hasty moves quite yet.

      On the topic of a movie distribution, I think the iTMS has probably proven that they can deliver content acceptably. All they have to do is piggyback it on top of iTunes, which is already the biggest installed base for that sort of thing.

      And besides that actually think that their smaller Mac market can be beneficial in some cases like this. When the music labels originally signed with Apple, the iTMS came out for Macs first, allowing a smaller, more easily controlled test of the technologies, and helped ease the record execs into it. Rather than just dumping all that content on the much larger and more chaotic PC world. With all the fear that the media companies have of digital distribution and piracy, baby steps seems to be the best way forward.

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    2. Re:Why not build their own office? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Rather than just dumping all that content on the much larger and more
      > chaotic PC world.

      No chaotic PC world involved really. Hollywood won't deal without DRM and that means a locked down platform. Welcome to X-Box with an Apple logo on the front. Longhorn will probably be playing the same games come Xmas '06 and it is going to be hell on earth for the Free Software movement. :(

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    3. Re:Why not build their own office? by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I just don't see consumers buying it. If the DRM is at all intrusive and annoying, downloading movies won't fly. The issue is that the bandwidth isn't there yet. You don't get the immediate gratification because it takes too long to download a movie, even on the average cable modem. It's just as quick to run to Target and buy a DVD, and you know you're not going to have any problems with that. Plus DVD's are generally quality video, plus decent sound, plus all those extra features.

      How much cheaper would online movies have to be to compete with that? Pay-per-view? I can already do that through my cable company, it's easy, and it just goes to my cable bill. Why would I want to introduce a computer into the equation?

      The DRM is even more pointless for movies than for music. Downloading movies right now is a lot of work, and usually for low quality. The ones willing to deal with that are going to be the ones that bother with circumventing the DRM. It's just going to piss off everyone else for no good reason. And don't even think of trying to lock out all unsigned code. Once you do that, it fails to be a computer, and it's basically an appliance. If you're selling an appliance, that's ok, but people will buy one of those in addition to their normal computer, not instead of.

      But even if all that does come to pass, i don't think that it's going to hurt free software all that much. Let's be realistic, the casual consumer is not the target demographic for most free software. Ordinary end-user experience is not Linux's strong-point, and that's what this media-convergence is all about. Even if Linux totally misses out on legal movie downloads, it's still going to continue to grow, because noone's running linux for that. Linux has already established itself in the server market, the next step is government/corporate workstations. And then maybe some company will put up the money to make a consistent desktop environment suitable for home-use.

      A few specific projects, like MythTV, could suffer, but overall, Free Software should be fine.

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    4. Re:Why not build their own office? by MKalus · · Score: 1

      It would be stupid for Apple to try and become "mainstream".

      They live of their exclusive reputation. Sure, iPods are everywhere, but they are comparable cheap. That is like Mercedes selling watches etc. that anybody can afford and at least get some "shine" from the brand.

      I doubt they will get cheaper (and that is the deciding factor for most people), I doubt they'll have clones being made because they would canibalise their business.

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  58. Re:Uhhhh by inkswamp · · Score: 1
    Sorry guys, Microsoft invent the office, you will have to invent someting other.

    You have got to be kidding! Microsoft is a company built on the premise of taking other people's ideas and running with them, for better or for worse. If the history of computing has taught us anything it's that sometimes a better mousetrap can revolutionize everything--that the old version of something doesn't have to be the be-all end-all, and that today's king of the hill can be tomorrow's peasant in the street.

    I don't know what, and it must be different, nearly more than half of OSS community try to re create windows desktop and they do but people still uses microsoft.

    Given that Windows itself is yet another idea copied from someone else you undermine your own point of view with that rather appropriate example.

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  59. The perfect spreadsheet... by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You know what I hate? Watching one company copy another's program without looking at any other examples for good ideas. This seems to be happening MORE these days, notably in the free software world.

    So what WOULD make a good spreadsheet? Here's some ideas...

    1) start with Lotus Improv - the key idea here is the separation of sheets, temporary work, and formulas

    2) add 3D sheets from Stories, they would fit into Improv's "sheetlette" idea perfectly

    3) there's got to be an idea or two from Spreadsheet 2000 worth using

    4) Now make every *&%&^% part of it AppleScriptable

    THAT is the spreadsheet you want.

    1. Re:The perfect spreadsheet... by Salvo · · Score: 1

      Especially use AppleScript in Functions.
      I want to have a Function which spits out how many Songs I have in iTunes, which have a Rating of 5 stars.
      I also want to have a function which can determine the Mean and Median Average Ratings of all the Tracks in This Particular Album, so I can actually calculate which is my favourite CD of all time.

  60. Trademarks Out of Control by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else troubled that a company can acquire a trademark for a word so generic as Numbers? Worse than that, companies seem to own names more than people do (though I admit that Mike Rowe was a special case). Still, it seems that corporate powers have abused the trademark system.

    1. Re:Trademarks Out of Control by overunderunderdone · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hello? The company is Apple(TM).

      People have been trademarking common words since trademarks were invented. It's nothing new and aside from completely made up words it's hard to avoid.

      The more common the word in the industry it's used in the less protection your trademark gives you. A completely made up word (c.f. "Exxon") and you can claim infringement in almost any use by your competitors. "Apple" is just an arbitrary word in the industry it's in so it still gives them pretty good protection. Apple could certainly stop a competitor (but not an orchard) from being named "Apple Systems, Inc." "Numbers" is NOT arbitrary, it's descriptive so Apple would probably have to live with a company in a related field called "NumberSystems Inc." or a product called "Number Cruncher" even if a similar use of a more arbitrary trademark would have been a violation of their trademark.

    2. Re:Trademarks Out of Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Number Cruncher"?

      Well, we used to have Number Munchers...

    3. Re:Trademarks Out of Control by saddino · · Score: 1

      How did you make it through your entire life not "troubled" about Scope, Tide, Dawn, Crest, etc.?

      Generic names are fine for trademarks if they are generic in their market. Hence the above names. This is not abuse of the trademark system.

  61. In the office game, it's all about document format by Mengoxon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So Apple better do something with their document formats. That is, make it XML and open-source OR even better, use the OpenOffice document format.

    Then they can slap their famous user interface on it and watch adoption grow. If they go on their own again - with no PC support for the format - fuhged it...

  62. Thanks... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

    All the hits I found were along the lines of "Did you hear that joke on the Onion..." instead of an actual archive. 'Didn't do the in depth.

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  63. Too late, I claim Prior Art by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    when I was in Kindergarten in Pennsylvania, I wrote a comic book called Numbers which was about computers and robots and space aliens.

    So obviously, I have a stronger claim.

    And since at least four kids paid me a quarter for the comic book each, I did it as a small business, and thus Apple will have to pay me ... a MILLION DOLLARS!!!! ah hah ah hah hah! ... um, look, it was in the 60s, that was a lot of money back then ... I wonder how much that would be in modern US currency ...

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  64. I await the hip shadowed spreadsheet commercials by msbmsb · · Score: 1

    With people rhythmically populating cells to the sounds of the Chemical Brothers...

  65. Prediction by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    New applications from Apple will be named "paper", "pencil", "doors", "toy". The name "clip" was not taken due to possible conflict with Microsoft Office's animated assistant.

  66. Trademarks Not Out of Control, Just Silly by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I also have the original paperwork for All Of The Above, so noone else can use that.

    Yes, trademarks and patents and copyright extensions are getting extremely silly. Ben Franklin must be spinning in his grave at about 5000 rpm right now.

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  67. Those guys are fags! Hahaha! by ROFLMAObot · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where'd you get this jacket?

  68. Heh by LordNite · · Score: 1

    Now they just need an app named "Bases" to replace Access.

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    1. Re:Heh by MirrororriM · · Score: 1
      Now they just need an app named "Bases" to replace Access.

      Sorry, but all your Base are belong to OpenOffice.

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  69. Re:Uhhhh by DocB · · Score: 2, Informative

    How soon they forget! Visicalc by Dan Bricklin and Bob Frankston 1979. First spreadsheet program for personal computers on the Apple II. Not invented by M$ (either one -- Viscalc and the Apple II).

  70. What's left? by danielDamage · · Score: 0

    I'm trademarking the word "Word", too.

    Oh wait, it's been done. I guess all that's left is to trademark the words "Letter", "Character", "Input", and "Trademarked".

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  71. Kraftwerk? by DJ+Haruko · · Score: 1

    Can they still trademark the word "Numbers" if it's already the title of a song by Kraftwerk?

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    1. Re:Kraftwerk? by fishbowl · · Score: 1


      >Can they still trademark the word "Numbers" if it's
      > already the title of a song by Kraftwerk?

      Can Microsoft trademark the word "Windows" if it's already the name of a building feature?

      Can the FSF trademark the word "Gnu" if it's already the name of an African antelope?

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    2. Re:Kraftwerk? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      because a song, is not the same as a spreadsheet.

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  72. Article is an obvious troll by hobotron · · Score: 2, Funny


    If Apple were making a spreadsheet it would be called "iNumbers"

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    1. Re:Article is an obvious troll by mh101 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily... Not all their software has the 'i' prefix - Final Cut Pro, Keynote, Pages, Garage Band, and Quicktime, to name a few.

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    2. Re:Article is an obvious troll by hunterx11 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Allow me to explain the situation here.
      * <- joke

      O <- your head
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    3. Re:Article is an obvious troll by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      No, I'm sure he gets the joke. It's just not funny. And it hasn't been for quite some time now. But apparently that went over your head.

  73. Re:Uhhhh by macaulay805 · · Score: 1

    WTF?!?

  74. What does this mean with Mactel by kahrhoff · · Score: 0

    When Macs start on Intel chips not only will OSX be heads up with Win XP or longhorn, but now the will be taking their suite to MS Office. You would think that awakening the sleeping giant would not be the best idea.

  75. Bunch Of idiots ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll trademark and copyright the words "copyright" , "word" , "IP" , "property" .... so nobody can use them anymore!
    The US copyright and trademark systems are f**king idiotic !!!!!

    1. Re:Bunch Of idiots ! by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

      I hate to agree with an AC, but they're right. Only in fucking America can a you (and by you, I mean corporation, they wouldn't grant this sort of thing to you and me) gets rights to generic words.

  76. Obligitory... by corren · · Score: 1

    5) ???

    6) Profit!!!

  77. Some other holes that need to be filled by Johnny+Mozzarella · · Score: 1

    How about a Visio killer? This is one area I think Apple's design sense and the Mac's graphics capabilities could really shine. Call it Diagrams.

    Also how about a lite version of FileMaker as part of the iWork suite to parallel Access? While they are at it how about bringing MacPaint and MacWrite back? Pages isn't really a word processor. It is more like MS Publisher.

    Keynote
    Pages
    Numbers
    Diagrams
    FileMaker
    Ma cPaint
    MacWrite

    Sweet!

    1. Re:Some other holes that need to be filled by Kesh · · Score: 1

      Numbers is likely to leverage CoreData for most of it's data processing. So, given the right tweaks, it would probably fulfill the purpose of "FileMaker Lite" itself.

    2. Re:Some other holes that need to be filled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MacWrite Pro was so sweet. I would love to see it come back.

    3. Re:Some other holes that need to be filled by barfy · · Score: 1

      What is not-light about filemaker?

  78. last major hole? by mattsucks · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    That would sort of fill in the last major hole in their lineup.
    Except for the hole in my wallet where all my money used to be before buying the Apple. ;-)
  79. Lawrence Welk + Steve Jobs by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 0

    Larry would have said A one and a two ...

    Steve will say i1 and i2 ...

  80. Hah! I just patented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...trademarkin' stuff. All yer base bullongs tah mahy now. Fer great justus!

  81. Database App? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out CoreData apis - uses sqllite underneath. About as capable as access and easy for a developer to use. What is missing is the way to go to a larger sql database.

  82. I still await Exchange integration with iCal by Raleel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ya, i know of GroupCal, but I was never particularly happy with how it worked. I would like to see iCal work with exchange over webdav at least. Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but it's so blatantly missing that one has to wonder if there wasn't a hidden deal somewhere. I suppose if i were Mr. Jobs, I might just buy Snerdware.

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    1. Re:I still await Exchange integration with iCal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iCal 2 in Tiger has a preference for "Automatically retrieve invitations from Mail" and it works well if you setup your Exchange account in Mail (and your Exchange server isn't too ancient). Mail also does public folders better than Entourage.

  83. NeoOffice by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    Using OO on a Mac works, but not as well as a native OS X app would

    What about NeoOffice? Has anybody tried to do some real-world work with this suite? They have a three phase roadmap aimed at NeoOffice becoming a truly native app complete with the Aqua look and feel.

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    1. Re:NeoOffice by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Just used it along w/ TextWrangler to convert a bunch of Quark XPress collect for output reports into a listing of photos by photographer for billing purposes at work --- about 2,000 graphics total --- if memory serves it only crashed twice, and in the course of working on it there was an update which fixed it so it properly encoded typographer's wuotes used in the captions.

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    2. Re:NeoOffice by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

      Ooo...I have but it hasn't loaded up yet... Booo!

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  84. Re:In the office game, it's all about document for by cowscows · · Score: 2, Informative

    Keynote, their powerpoint replacement, generates XML files for its slideshows. And you can download a long and detailed explanation of the format. I started looking into writing a web application for my school where professors could browse digital photos from the slide library, select the ones they wanted, and have a keynote presentation automatically generated. And make it possible for students to download and generate slideshows, etc. It certainly seems possible, I just never had the time to get past the initial planning stages, and now that I've graduated, I'm not going to do it for them unless someone pays me.

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  85. Re:In the office game, it's all about document for by onosendai · · Score: 2, Informative

    Both Pages & Keynote documents are XML files at their core (they aren't even Zipped like OO) -- although Apple are a little lazy with the documentation at the moment (Keynote v1 is documented on apple.com, v2 isn't yet), it's not that hard to trawl through the XML to grab content & style

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  86. The 1-2-3 boomers AGAIN?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'd better be re-making Improv, scaring the shit out of those pencil-pushing retards...
    When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Unless You're still fighting the flab...

  87. Careful now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know places where saying that can get you maced with Axe bodyspray, and beaten with birkenstocks or flipflops.

    1. Re:Careful now... by DoomHaven · · Score: 4, Funny
      Axe bodyspray
      Yeah, like Apple users own deodorant.
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    2. Re:Careful now... by black+mariah · · Score: 0

      Of course they do. It's the Linux dorks that don't.

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    3. Re:Careful now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they don't. Apple users don't produce any offending odors, remember?

    4. Re:Careful now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't shower communally either, like at the gym or swimming pool, because all those naked Apple users are dangerous on the eyes because of the suns shining out of their arses all the time.

    5. Re:Careful now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because unlike GNU/hippies they actually know how to use the appliance known to most of us as a shower

    6. Re:Careful now... by FlameSnyper · · Score: 1

      Would that make you smell like Axe?

      (Say it fast)...

    7. Re:Careful now... by bursch-X · · Score: 2, Funny

      They DO!
      But only the ones that don't use Terminal.app for copying files.

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  88. The last time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last time apple started creating 'replacements' for existing commercial software, it was with Safari. A short time after Safari was release, Microsoft announced that they were EOLing IE for the Mac. I sometimes wonder if someone at Apple calls them up and says "Look, we like you guys, but IE for Windows is just going in directions that the mac version can't follow. We think you should start looking into making your own browser, because there's a chance we will be EOLing IE in a year." I sometimes wonder that if as soon as Apple gets all the pieces in place to make an "office replacement", that Microsoft will make a "surprise" announcement that they are discontinuing office for the mac.

    'Course, the difference between IE for the mac and Office for the mac is that IE was given away for free while Office has a hefty pricetag.

  89. But they make it so damned *easy*! by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 1


    Can't...resist...trollbaiting!

    If my life ever becomes so sad that I not only perch myself on my keyboard all day long...

    Looks like you're there, sporto. Sucks to be you.

    but actually PAY to subscribe to an online forum

    Oh yeah...without that $5.00, I'll never make the house payment! Woe is me!

    so I can be the first karma-whoring poster to every article

    Well, my posts may be on-topic and thoughtful (translation for you: karma-whoring), but they beat the hell out of your GNAA bullshit, don't they?

    Yes.
    Yes, they do.

    I hope my friends

    I've got news for you, sport. Those people that you play UT against aren't your friends...they're bots. Haven't you ever wondered why they don't talk to you? (No...I imagine you wouldn't have wondered...that's pretty standard for your life.)

    (if I have any left at this miserable stage of existance [sic])

    I hope your friends pool their allowance and buy you a dictionary, you sad little man.

    will have the courtesy to put a bullet in my brain.

    Can I be your friend? :P

    Log off before you hurt yourself...further.
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  90. Re:Nice going yourself, dipshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's redundant because someone makes this same comment in every single fucking discussion that involves trademarks. It's not "insightful" or " interesting". It's just fucking ignorance, no one who's been here for more than a week should still have this fundamental lack of understanding of trademarks.

    Of course by the time this gets posted it'll be redundant too. Thanks Slashdot. Just FYI: 85 minutes is longer than 2 minutes.

  91. last gap? not really: iCal-group is still missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something like exchange, but better... :-)

  92. Its called OmniGraffle by josemuniznyc · · Score: 1

    OmniGraffle, especially with its upcoming version 4 is evey bit as close to a killer of Visio as Pages is to Word. Of course that might not be saying much. http://www.omnigroup.com/applications/omnigraffle/

  93. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they'll start suing Bible publishers for trademark infringement (remember the book of Numbers?) ...

    But really, can you pick a stupider set of trademarks? Rightfully, you have to consider most of theirs to be completely generic as of the time they filed for the trademark. Granted, Microsoft & others haven't been too bright about choosing them, either.

    Oh well, if they ever send C&D letters to people talking about the numbers in their spreadsheets, people can just send them a copy of the sosumi sound :P

  94. They should use Gnumeric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it would be awesome if they started to use Gnumeric, perhaps with a bit more feedback to the developers than they did for Safari...

    (It would also be better if they had just bought rights to the VisiCalc name and used that.

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  95. previous spreadsheet by Rune+Berge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, wasn't there an Apple spreadsheet program previously...

    Yeah, I seem to remember this little known app called VisiCalc or something. It must have been a failure, because no one seems to even remember it here...

    1. Re:previous spreadsheet by rockola · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, even you don't seem to remember that it was not an Apple product. It was the killer application for Apple II, but it was produced by Visicorp.

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    2. Re:previous spreadsheet by Rune+Berge · · Score: 1

      Well, even you don't seem to remember that it was not an Apple product. It was the killer application for Apple II, but it was produced by Visicorp.

      To be honest, I knew that, but never let facts get in the way of a good joke!

  96. Improv sheets were 12D by CedgeS · · Score: 1

    Not sure what these 3d sheets from Stories are (is it a way of vieing data?). Spreadsheets in Improv were 12 dimensional, and that was only an artificial limitation. It was the only hard limit that ever got in my way, and then not very much. I personally never got close to the 2^32 (4 billion) cells per sheet limit, or the 2^32 sheets per file, views per sheet, and presentations per sheet limits. Admittedly trying to see more than about 10 dimensions to a sheet all at once started to squeeze the data area of a view pretty small.

    Now lets see how to get a bunch of dimensions quickly, with a little ag example:

    Time
    Fertilizer treatement (phosphourus rate)
    Fertilizer treatment (nitrogen rate)
    Straw treatment
    Replicate
    Observation (this is realy a structure of different types of data for each observation. Structures being indistinguishile from dimensions is nice. In Improv you had to use a dimension to get a struct.)

    Maybe a buisness overview example would be better:
    Year
    Month
    Office (Baker, LaGrande, Downtown Ontario, Ontario Outskirts, Fruitland, etc..)
    Section (Apple, Microsoft, Linux, PICs)
    Department (Sales, Parts, Repairs, Service, Custom Programming, Custom Equipment)
    Observations (Income, Expenses, Recievables, Payables, Capital, Liabilities) and Calculations (Profit, Net worth, Capital Gains)

    Hmm .. can't stretch either of these to 13. It's tough. You need something like an anova experiment with 12 groups of classes x an observation structure. Anyone want to try?

  97. One-button Minesweeper by tepples · · Score: 1

    There's no way an Apple version of Minesweeper would ever fly without a two-button mouse.

    Map "toggle flag under mouse pointer" to the space bar, and if that's too difficult, turn on autoflag. If there are 3 spaces bordering a 3, the program would automatically flag them all. Of course, there would have to be separate speed records for play with autoflag turned on.

  98. Menus are per-window instead of universal. by shmlco · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Menus are per-window instead of universal.

    Of all things on a Mac, that REALLY needs to be an option. It wasn't bad on all-in-one Macs with small screens, but on a 30" or dual-23s that universal, top-of-screen menu is all to often WAY OVER THERE...

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    1. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      I can see how that's an issue (though not on my 17" eMac) - but I don't want the solution to be menus inside the windows. That's one of the things I hate about Windows. Having the menu bar at the top of the screen is just so much cleaner, and although I know this is just an illusion it makes me feel like I have more space. Plus, you never have to deal with not all of the menus fitting when you have a small window.

      Would this work? Being able to set the menu bar to be on any side of the screen you want - and, if you so choose, to set it to change at a keystroke? Or maybe some other signal using your mouse or something?

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    2. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by WatertonMan · · Score: 1

      I agree although there is an app that does a "click here for menu" thing like the NeXT used to have. If you map an extra mouse button to it rather than to Expose then you might enjoy it. Sorry I can't for the life of me recall the name of the app. I download it, loved it, but couldn't get it to work with my MS Intellimouse for some reason.

    3. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I don't have a link handy, but there's a famous user interface rule that bigger targets are easier to hit, and that the corners and edges of the screen are in effect infinitely big. Although it may not seem like it to you, it's actually quicker and easier for you to hit the top of the screen than to hit an in-window menu bar even if it's closer, because you don't have to bother aiming, it's just full speed ahead to the top. They've done tests, and people always get to the Mac menu bar faster than a Windows menu bar for this reason. A very quick flick of the wrist or an undirected shove forwards is always going to be quicker than aiming the mouse.

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    4. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      "Having the menu bar at the top of the screen is just so much cleaner"

      Thats an option in Gnome, which I'll toggle to show Mac friends, but I'd never leave it to work with. Seems like controls should be near what it is they are controlling rather than way way away. Locality of Reference, maybe?

    5. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      I can see how it might be faster, but the disconnect is psychologically unsettling. When I have multiple windows open, and move away from the windows to a close button, there is tension until the right one goes away. I don't need GUI generated tension, thank you very much.

    6. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Dude, the close button is still on the window that the button's associated with. Have you ever actually used Mac OS X?

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    7. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by Nugget · · Score: 1

      You are thinking of Fitt's Law. Some platforms get it right and some don't

    8. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by porcupine8 · · Score: 3, Informative
      But I think it represents something deeper about the differences between Macs and Windows, really. In a Mac, the window is just one piece of the overall program you're running. Closing a window does not quit a program (unless you're running Windows Media Player). In Windows, the window IS the program, and this can be limiting. They've improved it somewhat recently - for instance, I open several Word documents, and they're all in their own self-contained window that can go wherever. But I open several Excel documents, and they're all within the one Excel window. If I want to be able to view them side by side, I've got to expand that window to take up my whole screen and move them around within that window.

      I don't think I'm explaining this very well, but do you see what I'm getting at? It's a bigger issue than proximity. I realize that various window managers in unix probably are perfectly capable of treating applications in a more Mac-like manner while putting the menubar in the window, but to me it just makes it feel too Windowsish, which spills over into other issues besides the menu bar.

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    9. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by Wazza_NZ3 · · Score: 1

      Try googling for deja menu ... I've mapped it so a middle mouse click brings up the top screen menu as a 'context menu'

    10. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I think it represents something deeper about the differences between Macs and Windows, really. In a Mac, the window is just one piece of the overall program you're running. Closing a window does not quit a program (unless you're running Windows Media Player). In Windows, the window IS the program, and this can be limiting. They've improved it somewhat recently - for instance, I open several Word documents, and they're all in their own self-contained window that can go wherever. But I open several Excel documents, and they're all within the one Excel window. If I want to be able to view them side by side, I've got to expand that window to take up my whole screen and move them around within that window.

      I don't think I'm explaining this very well, but do you see what I'm getting at?

      Says You

      Go to "Window, Tile Horizontally". Click and drag the windows whererver you want. You can even make them overlap.

    11. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Move away from the window to a close button? I've absolutely no idea what you mean. Close buttons are in a menu title bar on OSX just the same as they are on Windows.

      Or is this a Linux hack that takes the title bar up to the top of the screen along with the menu?

    12. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by BreadMan · · Score: 1

      The hugness of today's monitors is really impacting the benefits from Fitt's Law Even though the menu ajacent to the top of the dialog is a large target (because you don't have to worry about going past it in the Y axis when you're mousing) you're still covering a lot of distance. Depending on the work you're doing, making the round trip from the object being manipulated and the menu, this can get tedious.

    13. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, it's not an option in GNOME.

      It *is* an option in KDE, but GNOME does not have MacOS-style menus. They *do* have a global 'menu' applet which is a few hardcoded items which will sit in the panel, and are completely independent of any application you happen to be running.

      Which kind of gives you the worst of both worlds. A global menubar *and* a per-window menubar wastes more screen space than any other desktop known to man. But hey, at least it's not configurable!

    14. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by shmlco · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of the "larger target" design choice from my Mac work in 1983 (correct date), but you're correct in that larger monitors are negating those benefits. Which is why the option would be nice...

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    15. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although it may not seem like it to you, it's actually quicker and easier for you to hit the top of the screen than to hit an in-window menu bar even if it's closer, because you don't have to bother aiming, it's just full speed ahead to the top.

      Then you still have to go back and forth left and right looking for the right menu. Oh, wait, this is the wrong monitor, the menus are on that one over there...

      They've done tests, and people always get to the Mac menu bar faster than a Windows menu bar for this reason.

      Really? You can lift your hands from your keyboard, grip your mouse, and move the pointer right across one 30" monitor and up to the top left of the other, faster than I can press "alt"? Impressive.

    16. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you have to go back and forth either way, and if you're on a dual monitor, reaching the other screen is going to be relatively fast regardless. And yes, the keyboard is going to be faster either way, but that's a red herring, we were discussing whether it's easier to hit an in-window menu or a top-of-the-screen menu with the mouse.

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    17. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Haven't used OS X for more than about 8 hours. It was tragic. Met a girl to do our WWW Programming homework where she worked, which only had Macs available. Nothing was intuitive. Couldn't open an HTML file in a text editor (it told me politely that that didn't make sense.) Wouldn't let me rename it filename.txt, because it said the extensions were used to ID what programs to use to open said document. It felt as though someone had determined what I should want to do, and how, and any deviation from that was blocked. I prefer systems that don't get in my way so effectively.

    18. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Did it take 20 minutes to copy a 17 MB file, too? As someone who has used Mac OS X continually since 2001, you're full of shit. Textedit opens each and any HTML file (you might have to configure it to open them in plaintext mode, I did it once 3 years ago and haven't worried about it since), and while there is an "are you sure?" dialogue when you try to change a file extension, unless you were on a restricted user account (and probably not even then) there was a "yes I'm sure" button that you missed. Sounds like you came into the project with enough prejudice to make you stupider than the average Mac user. Congratulations.

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    19. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      I'm "full of shit", but then you explain how it was that I couldn't do it. Yes, it is configurable. No, these public computers are not configurable by users. That is why there was no "yes, I'm sure" button. It sucked. I walked to the nearest PC lab, renamed the file, and walked back. We could edit the file now. Oh but lets see what the changes look like. Opps! Can't rename the .txt to .html! Back to the PC Lab. Rename. Back to where she was working (the Student Cafe) and we were doing homework.

      I wouldn't say I brought alot of prejudice with me. I would say I didn't try to work on those machines again. The idea that I can't rename the extension portion of a file I created, "for my own good", is outrageous to me. I'm not even sure how to do that under linux.

    20. Re:Menus are per-window instead of universal. by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of the time I used a poorly-administered Linux system and decided to write off the entire platform, and proceed to troll on Slashdot about it.

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  99. That's exactly why Apple should support it by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    Your post is exactly why apple should bust out and help some of the OSS projects. more than that help out open standards... because it takes base away from MS.


    Their current in-house efforts would be very "coopa-tition" 'ish with the vanilla OSS projects. Things like Safari/KHTML, samba, fink, etc... if they'd just open up and realize that the OSS will never catch them, then they can lead the pack. All Pages needs is OASIS or Scribbus compatible input/output so it can cooperate with windows/linux users. Then Apple becomes like a Linux distro provider.. you get the whole package of Apple parts that work really well, and you can still work with all your friends that are using RedHat or Ubuntu!


    Linux isn't really a theat to apple.. they sell hardware! Linux just "mooches" off all the disgruntled MS users with spare computers. Who's not going to look at a windows PC with nothing [+ $300 office] versus a linux distro [$99 for everything plus a kitchen sink in there... hack it yourself] versus an apple [$150 for iLife +iWork] with spit n polish on everything.

  100. One word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple version of minesweeper. You need a killer app to sell all those new Mac-Intel machines.

    iDonkey.

  101. DTP Definition by LFS.Morpheus · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those who don't know:
    DTP = Desktop Publishing

    (I'll admit: I had to look it up)

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    1. Re:DTP Definition by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Gracias. DTP looks to me like DLP. Sort of like in the late 90's when the big buzzword was B2B... you mean P2P? No, Buisness to Buisness. All the magazines assumed you knew what it was, took me a week or two to figure it out.

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    2. Re:DTP Definition by LFS.Morpheus · · Score: 1

      Yea, I knew what they were saying from context (i.e., what DTP had to mean), as I have used Pages and have it installed, but I couldn't put my finger on what term could possibly acronymize to DTP. Direct.. Typography.. Pager? I was confused.

      (Is there a real word for 'acronymize'?)

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    3. Re:DTP Definition by martinX · · Score: 1

      DTP can also be Direct To Plate, a printing method :-)
      http://www.uh.edu/~jwaite/DTOPLATE.html

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    4. Re:DTP Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaaargh! How could you have ever been near a keyboard and not heard of DTP?!? It was one of the biggest buzzword in computing for decades (along with other ubiquitous three-letter-acronymns like CAD and CAM).

    5. Re:DTP Definition by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      DTP can also be Direct To Plate, a printing method :-)

      The current term is CTP, computer to plate, perhaps to remove the ambiguity.

  102. Spaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twist: I need you to see me as a whole!

    Brian: I do!

    Twist: A whole Brian, with a 'w'!

  103. who will litigate the litigators? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Can the FSF trademark the word "Gnu" if it's already the name of an African antelope?

    FSF can and will run roughshod over the rights of antelope, in Africa and around the world -- unless you help. Put your money where your heart is. Give generously to the Save the Antelope Foundation.

    -kgj

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  104. Numbers station by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    A not ver related story: Numbers station:
    Numbers stations are shortwave radio stations of uncertain origin that broadcast streams of numbers, letters (using a phonetic alphabet), or words. It is not known publicly with certainty where these signals originate nor what purpose they serve. The voices that can be heard on these stations are often mysterious: mechanically generated; spoken in a wide variety of languages; usually female, but sometimes male or those of children. Numbers stations appear and disappear continuously, although some stick to regular schedules, and their overall activity has increased slightly since the early 1990s.

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  105. Needs to compete with Excel by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

    If this is a forthcoming spreadsheet program, then hopefully Apple makes it as functional as Excel. Excel is probably the best and most functional program in Microsoft Office. The number (ha ha) of things you can do with it is amazing. I used it all the time in my multivariate stats class to do complex matrix algebra. One problem I've had with Calc in OpenOffice, is its lack of many math/stats functions that Excel has. Yeah, I know you could write a little code to run the specific algorithms but that takes extra time and effort.

    There is a lot of depth to Excel that can be hard to reproduce in one shot. I am a huge fan of Apple but I really don't think this hypothetical spreadsheet program will replace Excel for quite a while. I know Apple is probably trying to distance themselves a bit from Microsoft (at least by providing good alternatives to Office) but I don't know how good they'll do on this first version of Numbers.

  106. open source? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Can the FSF trademark the word "Gnu" if it's already the name of an African antelope?

    The answer is unclear.

    But the solution is obvious: open-source antelope.

    -kgj

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  107. Resolve, not Grid (was Re:The Numbers Game:) by WillAdams · · Score: 1

    Claris licensed Informix WingZ (probably the most ported graphical spreadsheet), and of course there's a spreadsheet in AppleWorks.

    Like most NeXT users I'm hoping for something modelled on Lotus Improv --- properly done this will allow it to work as a database as well.

    William

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    1. Re:Resolve, not Grid (was Re:The Numbers Game:) by rthille · · Score: 1

      Are you sure Claris licensed Informix Wingz? Because AppSoft definitely did (I worked on it there) and the code was a nightmare. We joked after AppSoft went under that it was the application that had killed 3 companies.

      BTW, Quantrix (lighthouse design's version of Improv) has been rewritten in Java and is available for OS-X.

      http://www.quantrix.com/ (I think, from memory)

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    2. Re:Resolve, not Grid (was Re:The Numbers Game:) by WillAdams · · Score: 1

      Yes, there were magazine articles discussing Claris licensing Informix WingZ to make Resolve.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Informix

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claris

      http://www.tidbits.com/tb-issues/TidBITS-058.html

      William

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  108. Not an Office competitor. by Colol · · Score: 1

    iWork is, officially, the inchoate replacement for AppleWorks. iWork is also, functionally, not a replacement for Office. You're comparing the wrong products.

    AppleWorks offered a word processor and light DTP solution, spread sheet software, and presentation software. iWork is currently composed of a word processor and DTP solution (Pages) and presentation software (Keynote). Apple said when iWork was released that it was the beginning of a replacement for AppleWorks.

    What's missing from iWork? Spreadsheet capabilities.

    What does the name "Numbers" suggest? Spreadsheet capabilities. Crunching the numbers.

    The only part of iWork today that's even vaguely a replacement for part of Microsoft Office is Keynote -- it gives PowerPoint a run for its money. Pages, however, is not a Word competitor in any sense of the word. Is it great for Grandma to write a letter or Mom and Dad to make a family newsletter? You bet. Pages doesn't even begin to approach the functionality of Word, though. It probably never will, either; business wasn't the target market for AppleWorks, and Apple hasn't (to this point) been positioning iWork as such either.

    Numbers will likely be a capable spreadsheet solution, but I doubt it'll be chasing Excel off business desktops anytime soon.

    1. Re:Not an Office competitor. by brettper · · Score: 1

      So what sort of award do you get for gratuitous use of the word inchoate

  109. Last Hole? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I dont see 'file card' ( database ) in the list ...

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  110. Re:Nice going, mod. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you used the word patent in the subject line, which means you don't deserve to speak on the issue. Now please, refrain from posting in the future. It's better to keep your mouth closed and have everyone think you're an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt. There's my friendly advice for you for the day.

  111. What I want in a spreadsheet by CedgeS · · Score: 1
    1. Start with ideas from Improv
    2. Let the edges of the data be accessible data themselves (I.e. let a formula use not only the data but the key)
    3. Allow for non right-rectangular data (i.e. sparse data regions)
    4. Allow for non integrably divisible scales. (i.e a continuous instead of discreet dimension) This is easy if you require the existance of a unique key.
    5. Add transformations from one sheet to another. Simple examples would be wrapping and unwrapping time scales (going between Year, Month, Day and day since an epoch), adding and removing structure from data for views, and inverting functions.
    6. Get rid of Improv's formulas and only use caching transformations. Make it work exactly the same way.
    7. Get rid of Improv's views and only use non-caching transformations. Make it work exactly the same way.
    8. Make the language of the implementation of the spreadsheet and the language used in the formulas, the macros, and transformations be the same. You're going to need a sane term rewriting language (doesn't exist yet).
    9. Use a language that proves things about itself. This will let transformations prove some answers before an input to the transformation is provided. (I.e. any term rewriting language)
    10. Have limited invertibilty of transformations and newtons method type methods used to seek out solutions.
    11. Make it work across networks. Make a web-based ui. Make permissions on cells. Manage permissions in the same way.
    12. Make anova statistic the most brainless simple thing ever (this is easy given the above spreadsheet)

    All you really need to make this is a good term rewriting language (think the good parts of Q, Stratego, and the one that starts with an m mixed together) tied in a sane manner to a good user interface library (most of this is UI).

    This is really just a ui on an optionally distributed database with pretty transformations, written in a good term rewriting language, and a library of code for the rewriter that does everything programs like Maxima do, just better.

  112. don't expect a revolution by EricHsu · · Score: 1
    All you people thinking about Improv, forget it. Look at Pages. It's essentially Keynote with the word processing amped up. Don't get me wrong... I use it and like it very much (except for the obnoxious inability to copy a picture into a table cell at original size). But it's not a revolution in page layout. It's just a fairly well-designed app which handles graphics very very well.

    I would think Numbers would be like Keynote's numerical table features amped up. That would mean a solid spreadsheet with the usual functions with very easy charts and graphs (like in Keynote). In reality, that's probably what would really benefit people. People don't need a revolution in object-oriented spreadsheeting... they do need a spreadsheet that makes it easy to tell what's being added to what, and which gives you easy ways to visualize your data.

    Maybe that would be a revolution, actually...

  113. Incase the rug is pulled? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Well, they have already pulled support for IE on OSX.. Office will follow eventually.. Its not a matter of 'if'..

    Especially if Dell starts selling pcs with OSX on them.. ( *gasp* )

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    1. Re:Incase the rug is pulled? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference betwee I.E. and Office.X. Office.X generates revenue for Microsoft.

  114. Yes this happened with Adobe! by DECS · · Score: 1

    Yeah remember when Apple bought Final Cut Pro from Macromedia and destroyed the market for Adobe Premier? And then how they introduced Motion, a fairly direct competitor to AfterEffects? And Pages, which competes against Adobe PageMaker, and then built PDF creation into Mac OS X print dialog boxes, eliminating the casual market for Adobe Acrobat?

    Adobe retaliated by dropping Photoshop, Illustrator, GoLive, and InDesign for the Macintosh!

    That's what all companies do when you compete with them: throw away all their profits to teach you a lesson.

    Or maybe not...the giddy marketing and regular software releases from Microsoft's Mac Buisness Unit would suggest Microsoft is making money off the Macintosh, and a product offering on the level of AppleWorks isn't going to vaporize Office sales.

    1. Re:Yes this happened with Adobe! by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      Adobe retaliated by dropping Photoshop, Illustrator, GoLive, and InDesign for the Macintosh!

      So what brought the Macintosh versions of Photoshop, Illustrator, GoLive, and InDesign back?

    2. Re:Yes this happened with Adobe! by DECS · · Score: 1
      I thought the context of my post, and well, reality, would make it obvious I was being sarcastic.

      If somebody said the sky was orange, would you wonder how to peel it?

  115. Re:In the office game, it's all about document for by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 1
    So Apple better do something with their document formats. That is, make it XML and open-source OR even better, use the OpenOffice document format.

    What it's saved in is not so important. It's what it can read and write. If you can't read Microsoft Office formatted file, you're a non-starter in the office game. Writing Microsoft Office files would be a positive, too.

  116. Lotus Improv by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they incorperate the great ideas of lotus improv. Apple just might have the power to pull it off and the original source is even in objective C as it was originally written for NeXTSTEP.

    Lotus Improv

    Since MacOSX is very compatable with NeXTSTEP it should be a straightforward port.

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  117. Whence AppleWorks? by qon · · Score: 1

    Once they've made "Numbers," and now that they have Keynote and Pages, Apple will have two office suites that are Mac-only. Each has few users compared to MS Office, so it represents a lot of money being thrown at a small customer base. It's an odd strategy they seem to have, unless they plan to kill off AppleWorks.

    q

    1. Re:Whence AppleWorks? by Hitchcock_Blonde · · Score: 0

      So, I suppose that you're king of strategies.

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  118. Re:Prediction - "Clippy" killer app by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 1

    Their answer to "Clippy" will be the "Stapler". A PG-13 rated Easter Egg will feature the graphic torture of Clippy while being held down by a swarm of staples.

    An killer feature will let you add your own notes and tips to applications and documents. (Like Stickies, but context aware.)

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  119. Whoa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My pants just exploded.

  120. Mod Parent Up. Actually Informative. by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points I'd hook you up. That was driving me nuts.

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    Dumb People Tool

    Thank you. :)

  121. An even better name for a spreadsheet application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about SpreadEagle, or better yet, iSpreadEagle? What? Why are you looking at me like that?

  122. It's a shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like the NYTimes and Doonesbuury, The Onion has pulled their free archives. They are available to subscribers however. Still, though, the Herbert Kornfeld articles and famous ones like the MS one linked above are mirrored here and there.

  123. History to put this Sun/Apple rumor to rest by soullessbastard · · Score: 5, Informative
    Disclaimer: I am an OpenOffice.org Mac OS X developer and a founder of the NeoOffice project.

    Well, I was involved with this on a number of levels and can say there was no announcement. What happened was a slip up and spin control. The original article contained quotes that were taken from the end of an interview with Tony Siress on a completely different topic. He was mostly talking about OpenOffice.org on Mac OS X. Note the quote that was interpreted as being the "announcement" of a cooperation:

    "I don't want to sell StarOffice for OS X," Siress said. "I want Apple to bundle it. I'll give them the code. I'd love it if I could get the team at Apple to do joint development and they distribute it at no cost--that it's their product. Nobody makes a product more beautiful on Apple than Apple."

    Does that sound like a product and bundling announcement? Hell no. It was Tony going off on what he'd "like" to happen, that he'd "like" to have a partnership with Apple and a bundling deal. It never existed. The StarOffice team that he was talking about was the one that existed under Patrick Luby back in 2000 prior to when Sun open sourced the failed remnants of the Mac port.

    It also turns out that by this time Patrick had already been working on NeoOffice/J and, being a former Sun employee and manager of the Mac port, he was beginning to show early versions of his application to people within Sun. This is one of the projects that was mentioned by Sun managers as the Java port, even though it wasn't even a Sun project. Tony himself referenced NeoOffice/J's ancestor in his interview.

    Tony later explained the mixup to the OOo community, which was later picked up by the press. He was talking out his ass and made my life hell for a whole week.

    CNet was embarassed, of course, since they essentially now looked like fools by "breaking" completly false information. So they ran a counter-argument story that had longer quotes from the interview. The Quartz version that he's referring to was the Quartz porting work I had been doing in OpenOffice.org. The Java version he's referring to was the early work by Patrick. It even had some quotes from a Sun PR person confirming that Tony said what he had said. Sun PR sacrificed Tony to maintain a working relationship with CNet (apparently there had been a Sun PR person involved with the original interview but they hadn't stopped Tony from making off-topic comments).

    The key point you'll see in that "refutation" article that makes it known he's full of it is the quote on laptops at the bottom. He mentions Apple wanting to sell Sun PowerBooks. His "contact" at Apple was a sales rep who was trying to sell laptops, not an engineer!

    After that fun blunder, Tony never really was allowed to speak to the press again, particularly on StarOffice related issues.

    Conspiracy theorists love making a big deal out of this up until this day (witness the parent), but in the end it was all a bunch of bull caused by an eager manager and an overexuberant reporter "breaking" a supposed story without doing any fact checking to confirm the horseshit coming out of the manager's mouth.

    The good thing was that it pissed me and Dan off so much we created the NeoOffice project (NeoOffice/C) to prove it could be done. Eventually Patrick was convinced to open source the code Tony referred to and thus NeoOffice/J was born. Bad thing is it wrecked any chance of Sun or Apple actually providing OpenOffice.org engineering support since the PR n

    1. Re:History to put this Sun/Apple rumor to rest by Spellunk · · Score: 1
      I'd mod you up but I would rather reply and ask for another to mod you up (please do).

      Thank you for providing a decent comment backed up with links to sources.

      Very interesting take on the subject and I agree with the outcome of your post. As I deal with a much smaller scale engineering I agree with your "talking out his ass" theory as it explains 90% of the last minute rushes I end up being forced into, as well as 99% of annoyed/dissatisfied clients.

      Keep up the sound reasoning backed up by proof, it makes slashdot better.

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  124. And we thought... by Cheetahfeathers · · Score: 1

    Microsoft would be the one to trademark ones and zeros. Instead now Apple owns the Numbers!

  125. The Marketshare Myth by argent · · Score: 1

    I realise that this is a popular myth, and one that keeps people feeling comfortable that nothing Microsoft might do will damage their rich and exciting viral ecosystem, but unfortunately it's not true. Microsoft would merely have had to back down under the tyrannical pressure of the US Department of Justice and unbundled IE and the refreshing flood of viruses and spyware would have collapsed into a disappointing trickle.

    How lucky we are that they showed such wisdom and determination!

    Microsoft had just about as much marketshare before they integrated IE and the Desktop as after it, but the difference to fans of malicious software was startling. What kicked viruses into high gear was the ability of the Microsoft HTML control to run native code delivered by an untrusted website or mail message. It was the killer application for virus delivery, because it turned the previously unthinkable idea of a virus that could spread if you just opened an email message into reality. Sites like ours that banned IE and Outlook and later Windows Media Player and Realplayer and any other internet-enabled applications that used the HTML control had to put up with completely dismal virus levels.

    Even refusing to use any antivirus protection other than telling people not to open unexpected attachments didn't help. It wasn't until we were forced to switch to IE by our enlightened corporate management that our virus load reached normal levels.

  126. I guess they couldent use... by Viper_Viper · · Score: 1

    I guess they coulden't use Numb3rs...

  127. Numbers a 20yo app,will cause MS to innovate by steinkeller · · Score: 1

    Numbers has been around for a long time. It's called Lotus Improv. This application has been an obsession of Steve since the days of Visicalc on the Apple II.
    There is even a video of Steve demoing it floating around the net somewhere. (Someone on the torrent, post a copy!)
    I work for a large commodites trader who had financial analysts with Nextcubes for the sole purpose of running lotus improv. It's a different way to crunch numbers but it's simplicity makes so much sense over Excel you'll wonder why MS never implimented it. I can still remember seeing our MS rep walking around with a discomforting look when these analysts would say why can't excel do this.
    What did we get....Pivot tables. Do not know how many of you have ever used a pivot table but there is a huge learning curve. It is also known for causing huge errors because of its design.
    This app could get apple in financial institions because of it's power. Yet at the same time a 10 year old can use the drag and drop to figureout how to spend there allowance!

    My question is, how did Steve get the old code out of IBM? Unless Apple hired the old development team?

    1. Re:Numbers a 20yo app,will cause MS to innovate by PinkX · · Score: 1

      Link to the video of Steve Jobs demo'ing NeXTStep 3.0, with Lotus Improv and other stuff.

      Take a look at the end of the video where he opens up a SoftPC running Lotus 1-2-3 for DOS, his commentaries made me laugh.

      http://www.openstep.se/jobs/

      Regards,

  128. Won't help if it isn't an MS Office clone by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    These programs are all very nice, but they won't help Apple unless they are a virtual clone of Microsoft Office. Anybody who has tried to get an MS Office user to switch to OpenOffice (or rather the very nice NeoOffice/J for the Mac) can testify that people tend to freak just because a button or a submenu is not in the "right" place. And here they want to change the whole way people write texts?

    Nope. No way. You, me, and my mother might be able to adapt, but your PHB is going to doubt his army of corporate drones can be that flexible. If it doesn't look like MS Office and feel like MS Office, he isn't going to touch it.

    What I hope Apple is doing, because otherwise they will never get away from Microsoft, is putting out a line of "sufficient" programs to hold the line without pissing off Gates while skunkworking OpenOffice like mad somewhere in, say, Far East Siberia. Creating and maintaining a full office suite is an enormous untertaking comparable to, say, writing and maintaining and operating system or a webbrowser. Apple would be better off hitching themselves to on open source project like they did with BSD/Darwin for OS X or KHTML for Safari than trying to go it alone.

  129. I wish Apple would just polish up what they have by wealthychef · · Score: 1
    Apple does not need new gimmicks. They need to bring their old quality back into their new software.

    Specifics:

    Why not just implement enabling technologies instead of trying to make second-rate implementations of good ideas and hard-wire them into the operating system? I'm thinking of the horrible Show Fonts gadget, the Show Colors gadget, and the Address book. Changing fonts in OS 9 took a click, drag, release. Now it requires a click, a drag, a release, a select, and then close the dialog. Why is this better again? The whole idea of building an Address book into the operating system, which they never improve and which nobody else can really make good use of. The Color gadget. WTF?

    More: The random mixes of interface styles between applications. The non-spatial monstrosity they mockingly call "Finder", the lack of thought to number of mouse clicks and distance between events, and other GUI errors...

    I now believe that they no longer have any real standards, just a set of guidelines that they feel free to ignore. Such details were understandably glossed over after OS X came out at first, but holy crap, Mail hasn't changed for years now, as far as I can tell. They update it, but it never improves. It's depressing.

    Ah yes, Mail.app. The whole painful Mail.app interface with its weird sort-of-heirarchical menus and color labels that don't show up on messages unless they ARE NOT selected. Its underpowered rules filter. The weird implementation of Spotlight technology. The hit-and-miss interfacing with IMAP servers, misplacing messages. The ability to say "use this mailbox as the Trash," but afterwards, you can't set that back to the Trash! Endless nits like this, too many to mention, but each reflecting a lack of thought, and implying to me that Apple employees must use Eudora for their mail needs. Now it's version 2.0. Can somebody explain why this got a whole version bump? Was it just Spotlight? It's weird. Seemingly just a rewarmed Next gadget, Mail is.

    Another thing is the organization of the Applications directory. Why is Grab a utility but Preview isn't? Some things go into folders, some don't. It's exactly as if each little project just picks a random spot and sticks their application there. Quick quiz: where is Stuffit Expander located? You can't move them because then they won't get updated properly. It's just crap. Crap I say!

    And another thing: after software updates, sometimes the installed application is an updater such as iPod update. The installer asks me to restart, then the installed application cancels the logout to install something I don't even own. I can't choose NOT to download the update. It's pretty messed up.

    Oh, I guess I'll lose karma for this post! :-) But it's the truth. OS X is a hard-core sweet technology with tons of power and is the best thing out there, but it could be a lot better if they would shine it up a bit. The spit and polish is gone, replaced mainly with spit.

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  130. Graphics are Useful Too! Pixels or Vectors Needed by Killer+Eye · · Score: 1

    The MOST used AppleWorks component for me was its bitmap graphics editor. Thank goodness it still works on Mac OS X (minus a few bizarre bugs with drag-and-drop and stuff). But if Steve is going to call the new apps successors to AppleWorks, Apple had better cover image editing, too. That means at least "Pixels", but maybe "Vectors" for drawing.

    There are many ways to do graphics right, as Apple knows well. I'm amazed at what developer tools like Quartz Composer can do (tucked away in /Developer/Applications/Graphics Tools where no one finds them). With technology like this, Apple could slap together a modern graphics editor easily, and certainly make the $49 from me for the effort. (Ahem, instead they seem to want to charge $30 for QuickTime Pro?) Why should I put up with Adobe's lack of humane interface and price gouging, or the (unfortunately) awkward GIMP? Please Apple, ask an intern to do this in a weekend with Core Image, and you'll have instantly created another source of revenue - not to mention demonstrate that it matters to you how people actually use the apps you are "deprecating".

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  131. Re:I wish Apple would just polish up what they hav by Killer+Eye · · Score: 1

    I agree completely with this. Apple needs to wake up and polish more than its icons and demos to get this OS back to its prime.

    I think Tiger makes one aspect of inconsistency even worse, in the sense that they've resorted to "grafting" now. At least before, if you had a metal app, you had a metal APP: the whole app was at least consistent in itself. But now, Spotlight gets shoved into a Finder window like those widgets came from a completely different universe than the rest of the Finder. Same with the RSS part of Safari, the icons in Mail, the list goes on. It's like an application team says "okay, our app is golden, ship it" and then a team of worms comes in at the last second and grafts ugly interface elements wherever they will fit.

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  132. AppleWorks wasn't aimed at MS Office by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    there was the ugly beast called "AppleWorks"... which clearly couldn't compete with MS Word.

    AppleWorks (née ClarisWorks) was actually a counterpart to MicrosoftWorks. I'd hazard to guess that there may actually be as many or more active AppleWorks users than there are MicrosoftWorks users. Obviously AppleWorks is woefully outdated and suffers from a heinous interface. But for years it was a great app that did 95% of what most home users needed from an office program.

    I think they're trying to cover their asses in case Microsoft pulls the MS Office rug out from under them.

    Agreed. I'd go further, though, and say that Apple sees the bloataciousness of MS Office as its Achilles Heel. Seriously, why is it so freakin' difficult to do the most common 90% of tasks in Office? It is so complex that it tries to "help" you do things that should be simple and intuitive. In the mean time, the bloat factor is so enormous that most of the tools go unused.

    If Apple can put all of the pieces together in a lean and mean fashion, they may be able to convince a lot of people that instead of another Office suite, they a slender but competent set of tools that work together in an intuitive and unintrusive manner.

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  133. Re:In the office game, it's all about document for by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

    Depends on whether governments around the world decide to ditch closed formats or not. Here is hoping that closed MS formats die a horrible death!

  134. Well hell by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    I'm trademarking "irrational" and "imaginary" because...well, you know..."real" is already taken.

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  135. Why? by jscotta44 · · Score: 1

    Why does Apple bother when Microsoft Office and Open Office are available? Good question. The answer is because neither of those suites take advantage of the operating system like Apple produced products will. And, if either or both decide to bail out, that would leave the Mac with no office suite. And that is just not acceptable.

  136. Number Buddy by wesc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to work on the Excel team (MacXL 1.5 thru XL2000). Way back when they were brainstorming for names, Doug Klunder, one of the original programmers on Excel made a passionate pitch to call it "Number Buddy".

  137. So what? by Mongoose · · Score: 1

    I don't know why this even makes news. Open Source office suites have been going a long time on Linux and even Windows. OS X is finally starting up some, which aren't very full featured. Seriously, if someone was doing this for some tiny OS everyone would be pissed off with pages, etc. I don't see the point.

    Wake me up when they have something like gnome office. I'd rather use something that works today and in an open environment.

    1. Re:So what? by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, the editors must have forgotten to run this particular story past you to get your personal approval and ensure it was relevant to you and your life.

  138. Where's the outrage? by orionware · · Score: 0

    Ok guys. Where are you folks who complained when microsoft sued to protect the generic "windows" word?

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    1. Re:Where's the outrage? by unitron · · Score: 1
      Ok guys. Where are you folks who complained when microsoft sued to protect the generic "windows" word?

      That was objectionable because of possible confusion (try explaining X-windows versus Windows XP to grannie).

      This Sesame Street level name (I can see the logo now, done in "crayon" font) is only going to inspire laughter.

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  139. Not to mention the output! by itomato · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whatever publication you put out with Pages will put you WAAYYYY closer to something your Printer will smile over rather than curse, like with Publisher.
    >shudder

    I had the same reaction to Pages after using PageMaker & Publisher in a production environment. Publisher is NO GOOD AT ALL.

    However, OpenOffice, Pages, Word & PageMaker/Quark/Publisher/InDesign/Frame cannot be fairly compared as equals.

    Pages does Word + Publisher *BETTER*
    Numbers will probably do Excel + Access *APPLEY*

    Remember:
    FileMaker, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of Apple Computer, Inc. (NASDAQ: AAPL).

    1. Re:Not to mention the output! by swiftstream · · Score: 1

      Publisher has got to be one of the worst designed programs I ever used.

      A couple years ago I was given an assignment to make a flyer. I would have used LaTeX, but the Powers That Were insisted that I use Publisher. Very well, I say, I'll give it a go.

      I wrote up the text, stuck in a couple of pictures, and then I noticed--hey, the text at the bottom of that column looks smaller than the text at the top!

      Turns out that Publisher would automatically decrease the text size to make it fit, but rather than decreasing the size of all the text, it would do it gradually. So the text at the top was 12pt, but about half way down it was about 11.7, and near the bottom it was about 11.3. Needless to say, it looked absolutely horrid.

      I printed a preview and pointed the issue out to the Big Boss, but he didn't think it was important enough to let me do it in LaTeX. I gave up and covertly traded work with somebody else who was willing to wrestle with Publisher to fix it.

      Ever since then, though, I refuse to do anything with Publisher.

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    2. Re:Not to mention the output! by dangitman · · Score: 2, Funny
      A couple years ago I was given an assignment to make a flyer. I would have used LaTeX, but the Powers That Were insisted that I use Publisher. Very well, I say, I'll give it a go.

      Situation: You must create a graphic advertisement.

      Options: You may choose LaTeX or Microsoft Publisher.

      Conclusion: You must be in hell.

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  140. The year 2000 called. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It wants it's Mac Forum Nerd in-joke back.

    But seriously. Don't you have to download the box for it to work?

  141. It's definitely happening by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

    I was talking with the developers who (on the DL (down low, as in secret, not DownLoad)) sold Apple a piece of software that translates between closed and open file formats better than any other document converter ever has. This is for use in their office suite, especially convertisg Microsoft Excel docs to the speadsheet app, which wasn't named when I talked to the devs about it two months ago or so.

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  142. That certain kind of Apple person... by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Apple computers always seem to attract the kind of people who watch television specifically for the commercials.

    The kind of people who believe that heaven is just one gigantic shopping mall.

    The kind of people who would drive 10 miles at 3am to the all-night grocery because they drank the last can of Pepsi, even though their spouse has stockpiled four cases of Coca-Cola. They wouldn't dream on touching it. Must be Pepsi.

    The kind of people never, never even consider using a different brand of shampoo...

    In other words, Apple attracts a lot of neurotic upper-middle-class people who lived their entire lives believing that their mental disorders are 'cute'. Because their televisions have reflecting these eccentricities back at them with pretty actors since they were born, to keep them emmeshed in their consumtion cycle.

    The kind of people who would actually think that it's 'just a simply wonderful idea' to trademark the word -numbers-. The kind of people whose greatest dream in life is to turn some common ordinary thing into a -=!!brand!!=-.

    1. Re:That certain kind of Apple person... by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      One, brand loyalty isn't a neuorsis. At least, not any more than a total lack of brand loyalty and making purchase decisions based solely on price is. Two, yes, they could have picked a better word than numbers. It's no excuse to troll.

  143. It's not a spreadsheet! by korielgraculus · · Score: 1

    It's just a calculator with a really cool design.

  144. Quantrix, FlexiSheet by megabulk3000 · · Score: 1

    I just hope they make it like Quantrix or FlexiSheet and less like Excel.

  145. Improv Redux? by jamrock · · Score: 1

    I had been hearing rumors for quite a while that Apple had a spreadsheet app for the iWorks suite tentatively called "Cells", that would replicate the functionality of Improv, the NeXT's killer app, and what I've heard described as the finest spreadsheet ever created. The "Numbers" thing really solidifies it for me.

    Apparently, NeXT was, and still is, popular among a number of large financial institutions, which bought it primarily because they were so impressed with the capabilities of Improv. Apple has demonstrated at the very least that they have the makings of a competitive productivity suite with iCal, Mail, Keynote, Pages, and now the rumored "Numbers". Granted, Mail in particular is not as feature-rich or powerful as Microsoft's corresponding offering, but in my opinion, Apple is taking the correct approach: get the interface right first, add necessary features later. I also strongly believe that Apple could easily release a "Lite" version of FileMaker, which has large numbers of Windows devotees. This would fit perfectly with the two-tier consumer-pro strategy that they have adopted with their other offerings (iMovie->Final Cut Pro; GarageBand->Logic, iDVD->iDVD Studio Pro), whereby users who have outgrown the consumer versions could upgrade to more powerful, feature-rich pro versions, with the added benefit that the learing curve is not very steep. I've also begun to suspect that they have pro versions of iCal, Mail etc in development, or running internally. The Mac-on-Intel bombshell really brought home to me how little is known about what Apple is up to.

    1. Re:Improv Redux? by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Excellent point NeXT had an impressively innovative, but short, applications inventory that were not available on the less functional windows and mac boxes. Improv and Pages were two of them. Improv came out on other platforms later but it didn't do that well in the general marketplace.

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  146. AI says: Nobody is buying iWorks by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    I'd like to ad a link to back up my earlier claim here that it won't fly if it doesn't look like Microsoft Office. Check out these two quotes from Apple Insider:

    Still, Mac users aren't adopting iWork in large numbers; partly because it lacks components like a spreadsheet application, but more so because Microsoft Office has established itself as an industry standard for home and office productivity.

    And remember, Pages doesn't look jack like MS Word. Which is what people want:

    According to sources close to Apple's retail operations, the average Apple store only sells a handful of iWork copies each week, if that. Meanwhile, contacts at larger mail-order catalogs have used words such as "awful" and "horrible" to describe sales of the software suite. Instead, sources say the first question to roll off the tongue of most prospective Mac buyers is: "Will Microsoft Office run on my new Mac?"

    Which was my point, thank you very much. The best chance for Apple to get out of the MS Office trap is OpenOffice (NeoOffice/J on the Mac). In fact, they way I see it, it is the only chance they have. Instead of fooling around with clever new ways to do things that people don't want, how about putting some oomph behind NeoOffice?

    1. Re:AI says: Nobody is buying iWorks by fr0dicus · · Score: 1
      I don't see how the cruddy NeoOffice/J would alter the perception problem any more than the clearly superior iWork suite+spreadsheet product would to be honest. It's only 40 quid, after all. Nothing compared to the cost of Microsoft Office. Neither of them has any obvious means of overcoming the mindshare that Microsoft Office has, but at least iWork integrates well with iLife, etc.

      Unfortunately, there is always the nagging suspicion that the single-digit percentage of compatability lost by not using MS Office will prove telling, and to be honest, if you use your office suite frequently, the cost versus time spent using it is so low as to be of no contest.

  147. Bible by Thnurg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darn.
    Does this mean I owe roylaties to Apple whenever I read the Old Testament?

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    1. Re:Bible by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      Uh, if you actually like reading pages and pages of census information, there may be a job for you waiting at the US government...

  148. I HATE TIGER DIRECT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they claim to own the tiger. you should let apple have this trademark to make up for tiger being taken away.

    - Corporate Whore

  149. Claris! by reed · · Score: 1


    R.I.P ClarisWorks!

    Once I had that, I never opened Word95 again!
    Most of the features, but sane.

  150. Traveshamockery! by solomonrex · · Score: 1

    How can DEI NOT have rights to 3? It just ain't right.

  151. Quite frankly by solomonrex · · Score: 1

    Small business is not Apple's market. They are consumer oriented, and the Ipod cements that.

  152. Access sucks. by solomonrex · · Score: 1

    Really, with all the open-source 'real' databases, Access is disappearing. Most things are going web-based. Of course, Access will never disappear, there are too many legacy apps.

  153. Re:Nice going, mod. by djh101010 · · Score: 1

    So, assuming you're the mod in question, you disagree with my post. That's fine, but it doesn't make it _redundant_. Redundant means "you just posted what other people in the thread have already posted". But hey, if you want to blow your mod points on stupid calls, go right ahead, I'm (a) not hurting for karma, and (b) have the balls to say what I have to say under my own ID.

  154. Re:I wish Apple would just polish up what they hav by wealthychef · · Score: 1
    That's a good point. Isn't that where Microsoft gets it wrong? They add features but never pay any attention to how the user's experience is while using those features. They keep taking good ideas and making them ugly, hard to use, and just awkward and wrong. I don't think Apple will let it get that bad, because they can't afford to, I hope. But really, they are going somewhat in that direction.

    I just can't argue confidently that Apple cares much more about the user experience than other companies, based on the lack of care in crafting that experience. I heard that once upon a time, every Apple program had to be checked by a special UI team. I have to guess that if that's true, then that team has diminished clout at Apple now, if it even still exists.

    Probably one reason has gone to hell is that it's really hard to do good UI design. It takes a commitment and it takes work and money to make a UI that is noticeably good.

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  155. Office v.X by arete · · Score: 1

    About the only MS product I recommend is Excel on OSX.

    Based on their recent offerings, I expect Apple's spreadsheet to be much nicer than Excel. I hope it has good file-compatibility even for complex files.

    I'm not sure who MS bought the mac-dev group from, but they picked well. OpenOffice is not really a competitor in this space - the OSX OpenOffice experience is slightly inferior to the Linux/Win openoffice experience, but Excel v.X is MUCH better than anything on Win. v.X is by-far the best MS Ofc suite... and when it was still being released IE for mac was the best IE.

    So I actually don't recommend that anybody use any MS software on Windows, but I do still recommend they use Excel on OSX.

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  156. To keep in line with the other products... by iraqicabbages.co.uk · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't that be iNumbers?

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    1. Re:To keep in line with the other products... by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

      You mean to keep in line with the i in Pages and Keynote?

    2. Re:To keep in line with the other products... by iraqicabbages.co.uk · · Score: 1

      You mean Pagis & Kiynote?

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  157. Implementing software components on Mac OS X... by mbessey · · Score: 1

    It's not technically hard to do, it's just (perceived to be) of dubious value. Remember, we've been down this road before - OpenDoc was a really ambitious attempt to break down the traditional application-oriented model, and it failed pretty thoroughly.

    Now, there were a variety of reasons for that failure, some technical, some not. At least part of the reason OpenDoc didn't succeed is that it was too disruptive to the traditional business model of applications vendors.

    On Windows, OLE was successful because the #1 piece of productivity software supported it heavily (Microsoft Office), and because the development tool of choice for corporate developers (Visual Basic) used it as the method of adding new widgets.

    Right now, Mac OS X supports a variety of different ways for applications to support content in formats they don't natively understand - Plugins, Services, filtering content through Quicktime, etc. For many (most?) applications, display-only embedding through AppKit or Quicktime is sufficient.

    I'd like to see a more unified plugin model, personally. I'm not sure what, exactly, I'd want that to look like, but something like how OLE works wouldn't be a bad thing, in my opinion.

    -Mark

    1. Re:Implementing software components on Mac OS X... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Now, there were a variety of reasons for that failure, some technical, some not. At least part of the reason OpenDoc didn't succeed is that it was too disruptive to the traditional business model of applications vendors.

      I never quite got why a document-centric, component-oriented computing model has to break down the traditional application vendors' business model. Sure, if say Microsoft Office and Adobe Creative Suite were reforged into doc-centric packages, you could use Word as your text editor component in the middle of, say, an InDesign page, and (back on topic) stick a Numbers spreadsheet graph in there along with it... but how does that stop Microsoft or Adobe from selling their bundle of editors together in one package like they always have?

      Document-centric models allow for interoperability of "applications", and allow users to mix-and-match parts of different applications as they please, but there's nothing to stop the application vendors from still selling all their parts together in one suite. If I buy Creative Suite and ONLY USE PHOTOSHOP, does Adobe care? They still got my money. Maybe those vendors worried that the doc-centric model would allow other, smaller editors sold individually to undercut them - but if that's the case, once OpenDoc etc were available, that should have happened whether or not Adobe and MS got on the bandwagon.

      But that didn't happen, so it doesn't seem likely that it would: people still want Photoshop and people still want Word, even if just for a few certain features of them, and if people could buy Word for the features they want and then swap out those parts they don't like for other parts they do... how is that bad at all? Unless these companies are thinking in some sort of exclusive, zero-sum game mentality, where if anybody else wins at all then they must be losing by definition - which, I must add, certainly isn't true. So what do these companies have to lose at all?

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    2. Re:Implementing software components on Mac OS X... by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1

      Now, there were a variety of reasons for that failure, some technical, some not. At least part of the reason OpenDoc didn't succeed is that it was too disruptive to the traditional business model of applications vendors.

      Perhaps. I think part of it was that document-centricity wasn't really an improvement.

      The rationale I remember hearing was that it would be more natural, because humans naturally pick up a piece of paper, and then we choose from a variety of tools to use on the paper. If we want to write, we can use a pen, if we want to draw, we use a pencil, if we want to paint, we pick up a brush, but the document remains the same.

      The problem is, this may not be a feature, it might be a bug imposed on us by our existence in meatspace.

      You could probably make a better picture by going over to your easel and using your tools there on a canvas, instead of trying to paint on a piece of writing paper. When done, you could just paste it onto your letter.

      But this is a pain, and it's likely to look like ass. So we're more likely to just scribble something out, instead of using the best tools we have for the job.

      If it were as easy to change real-world work environments and tools, as it is to change from Word to Photoshop to GarageBand to OmniGraffle, and to cleanly integrate the products of our work, you can bet our meatspace work habits would be very different from what they are now. They'd look more like the way we use computers.

      Document-centric UIs may be a 90's-era mistake like Virtual Reality UIs - the assumption that the natural way things work is the best way and should be emulated, rather than seeing that the natural way things work is a limitation that computers can be used to overcome.

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    3. Re:Implementing software components on Mac OS X... by mbessey · · Score: 1

      The document-centric model doesn't necessarily HAVE to break down the traditional application model, but it has the potential to do so, in a number of ways. The real issue for companies like Microsoft is that they've already got a large suite of extremely feature-rich applications, so the massive effort to port over to a component-based architecture would leave them with nothing they don't already have.

      Meanwhile, basing Office on a set of pluggable components leaves them open to competition with an unknown number of "parts vendors" whenever they decide to offer an upgrade to their product. Microsoft's whole Office business model is based on drowning the user in features, and selling the collected applications for (much) less as a suite then they cost individually. Even if there's only one feature in Word N+1 that you want, you'd be a fool not to upgrade the full Office suite, thereby subsidizing the work on Outlook N+1 (which you'll never even use). The component model breaks this - if you want a single-feature update to your existing software, someone else might be able to sell you a replacement component, instead of Microsoft...

      On Windows, Microsoft supports their own home-grown embedded object technology, but only in the simplest sense - you can embed a Word document in an Excel spreadsheet, or vice versa, but you can't make use of subsets of either application's technology in any other applications, they're very "chunky". You CAN get components from third parties that plug into Word, but they're limited to providing fairly esoteric functionality.

      There are a number of similar arguments having to do with file formats and keeping users on the upgrade treadmill, among other things. Bottom line - component-based software threatens the control that big application vendors like to exercise over their user base, without offering them anything valuable in return.

      -Mark

  158. Conversion services are nice... by mbessey · · Score: 1

    The limitation on Services being, essentially, one-way is where this really falls down in comparison to a genuine embedded document model. You can do the same thing with the Equation Editor in Microsoft Office, but the equation remains editable, which is much cooler.

    The low-effort way to make this work is for Apple to define some kind of container format which can carry a (probably PDF) visual representation of the content, and a link back to the original document.

    Then these "container objects" can be displayed in any rich text control, just like an image, but when you double-click, it opens the original editing application. ...and I've just re-invented OpenDoc.

    -Mark

  159. I want apple to make... by xnot · · Score: 1

    a program called "Program". Yea, that'd be cool. It would fit right in with programs called "Pages" and "Numbers".

    Common, apple. The "Macs are for noobs & kiddies" bandwagon is only gaining in speed with these completely childish and stupid program names. Show a little imagination, for god sake.

    Here apple has one of the most powerful operating systems on the planet, an OS that often makes the average unix/linux geek drool, and they are going to put out a program called "Numbers".

    Apple really needs to get off the whole "Macs are easy to use" thing. Easy to use is good. Trivializing to pointlessness is bad.

  160. Re:I wish Apple would just polish up what they hav by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    The non-spatial monstrosity they mockingly call "Finder"

    And I suppose windows popping up for each folder all over the screen was really a better way to do it?

    I can't choose NOT to download the update.

    Have you tried unchecking the item on the download screen?

    Seemingly just a rewarmed Next gadget, Mail is.

    Random Yodish sprinkled confusing to have, it is.

    Quick quiz: where is Stuffit Expander located?

    Finder. Cmd-N. Cmd-Shift-A. 'Stuf'. Cmd-O. There you go.

  161. People working how they want too by el_womble · · Score: 1

    If there is one thing you can rely on with a tool as widely used as an office suite is that it won't be used how you expect. In my short time on this earth I have seen:

    • Using Word as a drawing package
    • Using Word as a web dev environment
    • Using Word as a spreedsheet
    • Using PowerPoint to generate a company website
    • Using Excel as a database
    • Using publisher... yuck

    But this should be expected and embrassed. The boundaries of word processor and desktop publisher have always been blurred. If you can put words on a printed page and pictures on a printed page, why shouldn't a word processor do both as easily as each other? Thats the nice thing about Pages. Joe Sixpack probably doesn't want a dedicated Word Processor and definately doesn't want a dedicated DTP package, what they want is software that lets them get words and pictures on to a page quickly, without reading a manual. Pages does that.

    If Apple really are developing a spreedsheet, I hope that they see that Joe Sixpack, doesn't know the difference between a database and a spreedsheet... nor should they have to (for the data they'll be collating). Perhaps what they should really be developing is 'Tables'. All the Joe Sixpacks I know really want is a simple way of tabluating data making it look as pretty as possible - for boss points, and letting them graph it with little more than a button press. Excel, almost does this, but still too spreedsheety and gets very annoyed when you want to do things like put bullet points in the tables, or start using SQL to lookup data or worse still, format the pages to look pretty (nigh impossible).

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