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  1. Re:new to customer service on Google Faces Deluge of Nexus One Complaints · · Score: 1

    What is this, some kind of Brady Bunch analogy? People named Alice don't actually exist in this century, do they?

    Substitute for Anael'fish'ah or some other modern name if you want.

  2. Re:This is nothing new on Fake "Bill Gates" Message Dupes Top Tools · · Score: 3, Funny

    The postal service has a website too.

  3. Re:so? on Fake "Bill Gates" Message Dupes Top Tools · · Score: 1

    I don't accept cookies.

    That's a shame, I was going to offer you a chocolate chip one.

  4. Re:People aren't robots on Office Work Ethic In the IT Industry? · · Score: 1

    100?

    I've seen people quote 10.

    By the time you've factored in design, coding unit tests, debugging, beta programs, documenting and specifying everything... 10 lines a day of rock solid code on average.

    That said I produce about 10K a year (50 per day) at peak productivity. On average across multiple years.

    10 a day is about right as an average across your office. Look at the four cubicles around you - they probably averaged 0K per year averaged over multiple years.

  5. Re:People aren't robots on Office Work Ethic In the IT Industry? · · Score: 1

    Shush, let the newbie learn this at his own pace. If he mentions this again, tell him he's the only one that works hard and management have noticed and will reward him come bonus time.

    Snigger.

  6. Re:Slashdot agrees... on New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist · · Score: 1

    That can be done, I've seen it on Liveleak.

  7. Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks on New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Middle Eastern country is like a woman. In the short term you plan well and enter targeting sensitive areas. In the long run of course you're stuck with a costly occupation and getting away eventually costs you half your stuff.

  8. Re:A want is not a need, and slow is not "not nice on Apple Fails To Deliver On Windows 7 Boot Camp Promise · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well that's good to know. Did you get a lot of wedgies at high school?

  9. Re:A want is not a need, and slow is not "not nice on Apple Fails To Deliver On Windows 7 Boot Camp Promise · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must be a hit at parties.

  10. Re:Apple sucks that Chinese tit on Apple Censors Dalai Lama iPhone Apps In China · · Score: 1

    No, but if China liberalised it would not end up being ruled by Imperial Japan. Most likely it would end up with a government like that in Taiwan. Which would be a vast improvement.

  11. Re:The Chinese don't care about freedom on Apple Censors Dalai Lama iPhone Apps In China · · Score: 1

    You don't think that if you live in a country as repressive as China that might not have just been the safe answer?

  12. Re:Apple sucks that Chinese tit on Apple Censors Dalai Lama iPhone Apps In China · · Score: 1

    I find myself defending a government that I really don't like. I still refer to it as "Red China". They were a factor in the Cold War, of which I am a veteran. There is little that I like about China's government - but so many people seem to be blissfully unaware that China's government is ABSOLUTELY NOT the worst thing that could happen to the Chinese or the Tibetan people.

    If you look at the huge death tolls in the Cultural Revolution, Great Leap Forward and so on and the fact that China is still poorer and much less free than Taiwan and run by people who still plot to take down the West in revenge for past humiliations, it's hard to imagine a much worse form of government than having the CCP in power.

  13. Re:Pounds or Kilograms? on Scientists Postulate Extinct Hominid With 150 IQ · · Score: 1

    Stones are good. Stones can be thrown at monkeys in the trees. Monkeys fall down stop moving taste good.

  14. Re:Yes we all know size is everything... on Scientists Postulate Extinct Hominid With 150 IQ · · Score: 1

    Ties were originally invented to cut off some of the blood supply to your brain to stop you thinking too much.

  15. Re:Enlighten about technology? on Italy May Censor Torrent Sites · · Score: 1

    I read that Google employed a dozen or so people to deal with requests to take down links to copyrighted material. That was the price for not being sued by the RIAA, MPAA etc.

  16. Re:Talking to one of those who worked on the case. on Groklaw Putting Comes v. Microsoft Docs Online · · Score: -1, Troll

    To be fair it's not like the other side go out of their way to make their 'standards' easy for Microsoft to implement.

  17. Re:simpler explanation is on Cygwin 1.7 Released · · Score: 1

    OMG! I knew the original slashdotters - the ones with IPO money and girlfriends - mistreated you but putting you in "Camp 2D" seems a bit harsher than expected. I thought they just chained you to the server to keep you 'editing' when they were out meeting with celebrities and doing drugs.

  18. Re:The solution.. on Best Filesystem For External Back-Up Drives? · · Score: 1

    WRONG!

    Irregardless is not a proper English word. Its usage has *ALWAYS* irked me from when I was a small boy to now.

    I know it is not a word. I just use it to make the PENDANTS SURFER!

  19. Re:php is bad for the environment on The Environmental Impact of PHP Compared To C++ On Facebook · · Score: 1

    You're a C denier who is killing the planet with your evil lying facts! Off to Kamp Kernighan for you - you'll parse strings with pointers - AS K&R INTENDED - until you crack!

  20. Re:Aesthetics and Psystar machines on Psystar Not Closing Up Shop · · Score: 1

    Well it seems like the wheels spin slowly at Apple. That being said in the past they mostly showed extreme control freakery with their products given time.

  21. Re:Aesthetics and Psystar machines on Psystar Not Closing Up Shop · · Score: 1

    I think they'll implement some better security to tie the software to the hardware now the hardware is so close to a generic PC.

  22. Re:Expect bright lights on US McDonald's Wi-Fi Going Free In January · · Score: 1

    No, but I've shilled for worse organisations than SCO in the past. And I took a grim satisfaction in doing so.

  23. Re:Great hardware specs on First Look At Latest Ion-Infused Asus Eee PC · · Score: 1

    http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/design.html#unibody

    Of course, building only one part creates its own set of challenges. When you have multiple parts that are fastened together, tolerances don’t need to be perfect. You have wiggle room, both literally and figuratively. But when one part is responsible for many functions, it’s critical to manufacture that part with absolute precision, down to the micron. Every time. Millions of times over. There was only one way to achieve this level of precision: mill the unibody from a solid block of aluminum using computer numerical control, or CNC, machines — the kind used by the aerospace industry to build mission-critical spacecraft components.

    When you pick up a new MacBook Pro, you immediately notice the difference. The entire enclosure is thin and light. It looks polished and refined. And it feels strong and durable — perfect for life inside (and outside) your briefcase or backpack.

    This page is so much better when read in a Patrick Bateman voice.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WdEL8DzvaM

    This is the sort of marketing spiel that Bateman presumably rote learned from GQ. He obsessed over invisible details in every day items too

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2557915/american_psycho_business_cards/

  24. Re:Great hardware specs on First Look At Latest Ion-Infused Asus Eee PC · · Score: 1

    People should use the US/UK compromise spelling of alumininium

  25. Re:More power is nice, but has everyone forgotten. on First Look At Latest Ion-Infused Asus Eee PC · · Score: 1

    EEE is the best brand Asus have. It us inevitable the high end EEEs will encroach into notebook territory - i.e more expensive, more horse power and bigger.