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US McDonald's Wi-Fi Going Free In January

Knowzy writes "After five years behind a paywall, McDonalds plans to stop charging for its Wi-Fi in mid-January in the US. According to the Dallas Morning News, you aren't even required to make a purchase — 'free is free,' a spokesman said. It's also been widely reported that they won't impose time limits on your surfing. With around 20,000 free hotspots between McDonald's and Starbucks (who went free[ish] earlier this year), anyone still charging for Wi-Fi is going to look foolish, if not downright greedy."

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  1. We have this in the UK by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unsure how successful it has been in the UK though. Never seen anyone use it.

    1. Re:We have this in the UK by Karganeth · · Score: 0

      You can see wifi waves?!

    2. Re:We have this in the UK by FuckingNickName · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let's hope more big chains offer open WiFi in the UK. They have enough money to make sure such travesties as Pub fined £8,000 for customer's illicit downloads don't happen very often, by lobbying for laws to protect open WiFi providers.

      Which might one day protect you, dear reader!

    3. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely they're going to filter the hell out of the connection, and then they will be used as an example that other free WiFi providers must follow.

    4. Re:We have this in the UK by nametaken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It always seemed like McDonalds didn't want people to hang around anyway. They've always had horribly uncomfortable seats, cramped seating areas, unsettling colors (per color theory if you believe that stuff), etc. Even the PlayPlace ones seem mostly uninviting.

      I always just assumed that they didn't actually want people hanging out. "Get your burger and get the f* out".

    5. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see wifi waves?!

      Can't you? I have one of those tee-shirts.

    6. Re:We have this in the UK by Zordak · · Score: 3, Funny

      In fact, I've heard that was Ray Kroc's original stroke of genius: serve consistent, mediocre food almost instantaneously, and deliberately make the place unpleasant and uncomfortable so that patrons didn't stick around too long crowding the restaurant (and thus preventing new patrons from coming in).

      Yes, I know, [citation needed] and all that.

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    7. Re:We have this in the UK by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2, Informative

      Its not much use in the UK, because while you are using it, you will likely get a GBP60 fine for parking. Most McD's have clampers that get you if you stay longer than a set time - often 30 minutes! They even tried it on a judge (Google is your friend).

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    8. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen crowded McD's in urban Europe, where they were looking to rotate customers as fast as possible, but here in the suburban US, McD's are mostly empty most of the time they operate. People usually prefer drive-thru service.

    9. Re:We have this in the UK by gnapster · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is changing. Two of the McDonalds establishments in my (US) town recently remodelled, and now have not only padding on their seats, but a pair of cushy, lounge-ish chairs with a low table, near a window with a view.

    10. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also the new McDonald Cafe they are starting in select locations. Think McD + Starbucks. They are trying to change their image a bit.

    11. Re:We have this in the UK by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      Business Models change over time.

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    12. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was huge for me. I took a vacation to the UK this summer, for 14 days. I had a netbook with me, which I used for everything from email to Skype to photobucket. It was key to documenting my trip and uploading the info in real time. As a traveler, I for one appreciate this immensely and hope we see it happen in all parts of the world.

    13. Re:We have this in the UK by gnapster · · Score: 1

      I agree, that would be quite great. It could help eliminate the abiguity described in this article.

    14. Re:We have this in the UK by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's probably why there's no time limitation. The hard plastic seats take care of that for them.

    15. Re:We have this in the UK by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      deliberately make the place unpleasant and uncomfortable so that patrons didn't stick around too long

      Well, if that's the case, they must have abandoned it a long time ago because I remember in the mid 70s - when my town got their first mcdonalds - that it came with the coolest playground ever. Forget the food, the best part of going to mcdonalds was getting to climb up in mayor mccheese's head.

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    16. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only person who has completely free wi-fi at my local McDonald's? I've met people at it a couple times purely to use wi-fi, never even setting foot inside.

    17. Re:We have this in the UK by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The one in my hometown is actually really nice. Padded seats, tasteful paint and paintings on the wall... I can't speak for quality of the playland. I've hung around there and used my wifi, but only when I was working from home and my house power went out... McDonalds had lights + wifi, and that's all I need.

      People rag on McDonalds all the time, but the one thing that stands out for me is that it's the only fast food place near me where the staff is always polite. I've never had a rude cashier at McDonalds, but that's all I seem to get at Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, or KFC. (Arby's and Burger King are usually ok.)

    18. Re:We have this in the UK by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      +5 funny?

      Have any of you ever been to one of the ORIGINAL McDonald's restaurants? You know, the ones that actually had big golden arches over the entire building?

      The one I went to when I was a kid down in LA was a WALK-UP with precisely TWO tables, and both of those were outdoors on the patio. There was NO inside for customers.

      What you describe is exactly what Kroc had in mind (and built), a hamburger STAND.

      Read this article. It states that McDonald's is building NEW stores exactly the same way.

      http://retrolife.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/02/mcdonalds_reviv.html

    19. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tried getting my netbook out in McDonalds once and was disappointed to find that the supposedly free wifi is provided by an outfit called the Cloud (which also provides wifi for Wetherspoons among others) and requires you to download some dodgy looking piece of software to connect. The software is Windows and Mac only of course. Now even if I did run one of those two OSes I would hesitate at installing 3rd party software to connect to a network for a number of reasons which are obvious enough that I shouldn't need to go into them here.

      If they ever decide to do it properly... well I can't say I'll spend more time in McDonalds. But I probably will spend more time in Wetherspoons. It's a good enough excuse right?

    20. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia you see this being used a lot - but only at MacDonalds near universities.

    21. Re:We have this in the UK by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      I always just assumed that they didn't actually want people hanging out. "Get your burger and get the f* out".

      That's what drive through is for.

      Also, it's spelled "fuck".

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    22. Re:We have this in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, such protection is provided by the much misunderstood DMCA. Just thought I'd point that out as a big Fuck You to the ignoramuses on Slashdot who don't understand copyright law.

      You would be lucky to have an equivalent to the DMCA over there.

    23. Re:We have this in the UK by Scannerman · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding?

      I work in that grey area between engineering and sales, and have spent a lot of the time on the road in the UK and Australia (Both have had this for years) We almost always meet up in McDonalds, so that we can check E-mails etc while waiting.

      Inevitably there are a few other doing the same thing. I reckon this must get them at least an extra 20 or so meals per day per branch.

      I'm amazed this is only just coming in in the US,I'd assumed they started it there.

    24. Re:We have this in the UK by TrisexualPuppy · · Score: 1

      You're from France?

  2. Now I might eat there again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not.

  3. Burger King is still better by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Free wifi won't make me eat a fried burger.

    Flame Broiled, or nothing.

    -JJS

    1. Re:Burger King is still better by TheKidWho · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They're both junk anyways.

    2. Re:Burger King is still better by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Flame Broiled Nothin'!

      I'll take some lean, thin-sliced Roast Beef over a Burger ANY DAY.

      Arby's all the way baby!

      Crap. Now I'm hungry again.

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    3. Re:Burger King is still better by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      What's in them dollar burgers anyhow? McD's?

    4. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The scraps that were left over after they washed the machines.

    5. Re:Burger King is still better by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Easy solution: Find a Burger King located close to a McDonald's, then eat the Burger King food while surfing using McDonald's WiFi.

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    6. Re:Burger King is still better by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah, but the fries are the best out there

    7. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just trying to start a flame war.

    8. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod Parent up McD knows how to make fries!

    9. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flame broiled, reheated in a microwave. That's how BK does it. I've seen it. Still better than McD's though.

    10. Re:Burger King is still better by CraftyJack · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least he did it his way.

    11. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, after the new chicken sandwiches and the Angus burgers that McDonnalds now offers, I so freaking disagree.

      Burger king tastes like it's been microwaved around here, and the iceberg lettuce heart that slides off the burger makes it... iieeeewww. Plus, what.. they put the mayo on with an ice cream scooper?

      Not that I'm a big fan of either, but I have to admit, MD has stepped up their culinary game, and is pretty far ahead of Burger King in my book.

    12. Re:Burger King is still better by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Efficiency.

    13. Re:Burger King is still better by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Their fries don't mould, you can leave them for months and they won't rot... Not even the mould wants to eat them!

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    14. Re:Burger King is still better by alienzed · · Score: 1

      The free wifi might not but the fired burger might make you eat a fried burger.

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    15. Re:Burger King is still better by DaGoatSpanka · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!

    16. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    17. Re:Burger King is still better by richlv · · Score: 1

      but, but... they are calling themselves restaurants, at least here !

      it's a bit surprising that such a junkfood is so massively popular :)

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    18. Re:Burger King is still better by jdgeorge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Amen. If I ever find myself unable to afford food, I, too, will finally be so hungry I could eat at Arby's, but in my destitute state, I will also be ironically deprived of the ability to do so.

    19. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their fries don't mould, you can leave them for months and they won't rot... Not even the mould wants to eat them!

      Yeah because mold not wanting them has nothing to do with the fact that they are covered in a preservative like salt.

    20. Re:Burger King is still better by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Whatever it is, they are held to a higher standard than a school lunch these days.

      http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2009-12-08-school-lunch-standards_N.htm

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    21. Re:Burger King is still better by bilbravo · · Score: 3, Informative

      FYI they aren't using the microwave to reheat the burger, it is to melt the cheese. No cheese, no microwave. *This is based on my experience working at BK in high school

    22. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then you don't eat at BK, because they microwave the crap out of their burgers. Disgusting.

    23. Re:Burger King is still better by Zordak · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's what we call "mechanically separated meat." Leftover meaty sludge pressure washed off the bones after the real meat has been stripped away. That's what they called a "Chicken McNugget" when I was growing up, though they claim that now their McNuggets are made with actual meat.

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    24. Re:Burger King is still better by Marriedman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry to disappoint you, but that is not *real* roast beef. I worked at an Arby's while in college. If you notice, there is never any marbling in the beef. It is a processed meat product.

      From the Arby's website, under "printable ingredients list"
      Roast Beef: Trimmed Boneless Beef Chunks (Minimum 70%) Combined With Chopped Beef For a Maximum of 12% Fat. Contains up to 9.0% of a Self-Basting Solution of Water, Salt, Sodium Phosphate.

      It looks a lot like spam when we used to cut it out of the plastic wrap.

    25. Re:Burger King is still better by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Bun, mostly. Cheese substitutes. The lowest grade meat they can get away with (taste wise. meat is graded on enjoyability, not food safety. If it's not safe, it's not supposed to be sold, period.). Stale pickles and lettuce. Salt. Butter substitute. ketchup and mustard.

      There's nothing in there that's dangerous to eat, except that they picked items that are cheap to obtain and which have a higher salt, fat, calorie content than they ought to, since that's the most cost effective way to make it seem tasty.

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    26. Re:Burger King is still better by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You call those sloppy pale mini-sticks “fries”?

      Here’s how real fries look like: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.gentoo%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=belgische+frieten&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0 :)

      Belgian fries. In my opinion the best fries in the world. Especially if made with eastern-European potatoes (those that still taste like potatoes). If you ever get there, try them.

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    27. Re:Burger King is still better by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Amen. When talking burgers, if you say that "Fastfood joint X's burgers are junk!" and then proceed to claim how much better Fastfood place Y's burgers are, then you're just being naive. I actually LIKE hamburgers. They're good on occasion. I just never resort to eating the crap that passes for a burger at any of the fast food places (and no, Hardee's "Angus beef" crap didn't pull them out of the fastfood category).

      Around here the best burger I know of is actually made at a small pool hall/convenience store called "Peggy's". It's in the middle of nowhere, and her menu is small (though to tell the truth I'm not sure if anybody that orders there gets anything but the burgers), but it's amazing. It's also not too expensive. A burger and fries runs you $5. A 20oz soda from the cooler ups that another $1.50. Well worth the wait compared any anywhere like McDonalds (last burger I ate there literally had no taste. It was like eating paper in the shape and texture of something resembling a hamburger). /rant off :)

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    28. Re:Burger King is still better by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      It's these sort of statements to show who has eaten real fries and who hasn't. McDonalds fries are the best of worst perhaps.

    29. Re:Burger King is still better by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

      From the Arby's website, under "printable ingredients list"

      I wonder what the unprintable ingredients are....

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    30. Re:Burger King is still better by Zerth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I rather liked them as a kid when they were made with organ meat. They actually had taste then, unlike the "white meat, honest" ones of today.

    31. Re:Burger King is still better by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wouldn't doubt there's some of that in there, but should it bother me? All meat comes from the inside of an animal, which is not a place you would normally want to spend a lot of time. That's not to say all meat is equal in taste or texture, but ground beef is inherently what it is - pre-chewed bits of protein and fat. Is that gross? Who's to say, I'm made of protein and fat also. I think it's pretty incredible what you can get for a buck or two.

    32. Re:Burger King is still better by popeye44 · · Score: 1

      Yea, He stuck his Flame Broiled meat between 2 buns."eww"

        I'm not sure I can stomach BK/JitB/McD's Out here in California we like in-and-out as it tastes more like a burger you'd make than any of the others.
      That doesn't mean of course that it's good for you. But if I'm in a fast burger mood they are my top choice.

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    33. Re:Burger King is still better by schon · · Score: 1

      ground beef is inherently what it is - pre-chewed bits of protein and fat. Is that gross? Who's to say, I'm made of protein and fat also.

      But are you pre-chewed? :)

    34. Re:Burger King is still better by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      You're just trying to start a flame war.

      A flame broiled war, you mean!

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    35. Re:Burger King is still better by rotorbudd · · Score: 1

      Only the finest hair teeth and eyeballs are served.

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    36. Re:Burger King is still better by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're just acclimated. Their fries suck. You want good fries? Buy some potatos and some cooking oil, slice the potatos (leave the skins on, that's where most of the vitamins are) and fry 'em. Puts McDonald's AND Burger King to shame (even though Burger King has better fries AND burgers).

    37. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of 'fast food' joints these days (McD included) use better quality, better tested meat than what is sold to *schools*.

    38. Re:Burger King is still better by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      You must be referring to a McD's that never went to frozen fries. Once upon a time, McD's fries were prepared fresh, from real potatoes, in the restaurant. Those were some good French fries.
      Now get off my lawn.

    39. Re:Burger King is still better by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Flame Broiled, or nothing.

      -JJS

      Only if you're not in California/Arizona/Nevada - otherwise, Animal-style double-double FTW!

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    40. Re:Burger King is still better by Again · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's in them dollar burgers anyhow? McD's?

      Why 100% pure beef. At least, some of them contain 100% pure beef. Which is kind of like saying that they are not 100% pure beef since even the most diluted mixture contains 100% of whatever is being diluted.

    41. Re:Burger King is still better by robinstar1574 · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. My schools burgers are made of actuall barf.

    42. Re:Burger King is still better by operagost · · Score: 1

      "Stale" lettuce? First of all, it can be "wilted", but not "stale". And how does one keep a stock of "stale" foot items in a volume business like fast food? It's not stale.

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    43. Re:Burger King is still better by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty silly supposition, don't you think? It's beef. They claim on their own site that it's all beef with just salt and pepper seasoning.

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    44. Re:Burger King is still better by operagost · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uhh... those pretty much look the same as McDonald's. But Burger King's do stink. Regardless, I'm intelligent enough to realize that others' tastes may vary from mine.

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    45. Re:Burger King is still better by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Anytime you deal with a chain you are gonna get processed crap, because that is how the burgers all come out the same from one joint to the next. It is like the crap they try to pass off as BBQ, which is about as close to real BBQ as a paper plate is to a T-Bone steak.

      I too try to avoid the crap whenever possible and I've found if the place sells good BBQ, then they'll sell good burgers and everything else, because good BBQ takes time and TLC. I go to a local place called Parish's BBQ, makes really huge fresh burgers, with fries that are just a fresh potato sliced nice and dropped in the grease. Their BBQ goes on at 6AM and they don't start selling it until shift change at 3:30PM. Man, there is nothing like slow smoked BBQ dripping in homemade sauce on a big restaurant bun! The only place I've come across with a better burger was this little hole in the wall in Nashville that even made their own buns from scratch.

      And like you said the price for quality ain't bad either. At Parish's it is $5.50 for a huge burger or BBQ with fries and a sweet tea, and the little place in Nashville me and a buddy ate there for $12 for the both of us. You just have to spend a little time and get the lay of the land if you want to avoid the processed crap.

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    46. Re:Burger King is still better by fulldecent · · Score: 1

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    47. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Stale" lettuce? First of all, it can be "wilted", but not "stale".

      I beg to differ. Unwilted lettuce that sits out in the open too long (if just for the day) is dry, chewy and, well, stale.

    48. Re:Burger King is still better by compro01 · · Score: 1

      You have evidently never eaten at New York Fries or made your own. Either one beats McD's fries with a sack of potatoes.

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    49. Re:Burger King is still better by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      No, poor uninformed little childrens, McD's USED to know how to make good fries. But then the PC health police came along and fucked it up for everybody. You see, those tasteless hunks of potato product wasn't the way it always was, oh no not at all. The old McD's fries used to be dipped in sugar and fried in beef lard. Now THOSE fries were delicious, crisp, and tasty fries that was worth avoiding the other fast food joints for. But sadly the healthy police decided that it was bad for you, and bugged the shit out of McD's until they got the "healthier" crapola fries they have today.

      So no little childrens, you have never actually had a real McD's fry. Today all you get is a hollow shell of what used to be awesome fries, all because somebody decided they know better than you and McD's should have "healthier" (WTF? at McD's?) fries. Hell the whole damned point of a fast food joint is a quick and easy treat that probably ain't good for you. If you wanted healthy you would stay at home and make a salad. But I feel sorry for all the youngsters that have never got to enjoy a REAL fry from McD's, because once upon a time those were excellent.

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    50. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry Charlie, these make Belgian fries seem like Belgians in comparison.

    51. Re:Burger King is still better by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      The McD angus burgers are good, yes. But skip the mayo sauce on the mushroom and swiss. WAY too much sauce.

      Krystals has an angus burger that is also pretty good. The new Wendys bacon burger deluxe thing is also good.

      It's funny what happens when you bump up the quality of the ingredients. Suddenly stuff is actually better. Shocking!

      All of this stuff is bad for you and still too expensive.

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    52. Re:Burger King is still better by drsquare · · Score: 1

      What, those tiny little shrivelled things served in microscopic portions? I got some 'large' fries from McDonalds once, there was more potato in 1840s Ireland.

    53. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking about McDonalds?

      As far as I can tell, the fries totally suck both at McDonalds from UK and germany. They are utterly... soft. *uggh*

    54. Re:Burger King is still better by alxkit · · Score: 0

      what is this "in-and-out" cuisine you speak of?

    55. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In their early years, Arby's was decent (not great though). Back "in the good old days", they used "real" roast beef rather than than the press formed crap they use today.

      When I was a kid, our family would eat at Arby's fairly often (probably two or three times a month) and one day we noticed the sandwiches didn't taste very good. We went back one more time with the same result. We inquired and were told that they had switched to a "processed" roast beef - and the store manager actually seemed quite proud of this "new improvement". Our family never ate at an Arby's again.

      I think they switched sometime in the very late 60's - so, since they were founded in 1964 (at least according to their web site), they didn't stick with real meat very long.

      Out of misguided curiosity (or possibly a masochistic streak), I ate at an Arby's about ten years ago as I figured that if they were still in business they must have gone back to "real" meat (or something closer to it at least). It turns out my powers of deduction were incorrect and I think the "meat" product was even worse than it had been (but maybe my palette is just a bit more refined now).

      Now, get off my lawn.

    56. Re:Burger King is still better by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was honestly hoping when they added the strips they'd go back to the original Chicken McNuggets, those were much better tasting than today's.

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    57. Re:Burger King is still better by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Secret herbs, spices and other natural flavor additives.

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    58. Re:Burger King is still better by shadwstalkr · · Score: 1

      Leftover meaty sludge pressure washed off the bones after the real meat has been stripped away.

      Stop, you're making me hungry.

    59. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinkin' (Arby's) Solyent Green

    60. Re:Burger King is still better by DotNM · · Score: 1

      I found your comment funny. In fact, I'm lovin' it!

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    61. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound bad. Apparently you've never had a Slim Jim. Mechanically separated = Totally Delicious.

      Healthy too. You can just *feel* yourself getting healthier, stronger, more alert, after just 2 or 3 l Slim Jims.

    62. Re:Burger King is still better by easyTree · · Score: 1

      ..but it's amazing. It's also not too expensive. A burger and fries runs you $5. A 20oz soda from the cooler ups that another $1.50. Well worth the wait compared any anywhere like McDonalds

      So, to you, the taste and health-benefits of food are more important than only spending four minutes in a queue? Crazy-talk!

    63. Re:Burger King is still better by xaxa · · Score: 1

      There's a *big* difference between ground/minced meat and mechanically separated meat.

      MSM -- ick!
      Mince / ground meat -- yum!

    64. Re:Burger King is still better by xaxa · · Score: 1

      IMO, which is biased, British-style chips are far better than fries. They're twice the width (usually 1cm a side), so there's relatively a lot less fat. You can taste the potato!

    65. Re:Burger King is still better by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Burgers also contain bread, cheese, pickles, onions, and various sauces. You really can't have a 100% pure beef burger unless all you eat is the patty. I'm not sure how much I'd read into this statement...undoubtedly they do use beef, it probably isn't sirloin and it sure isn't USDA prime, but it's probably 100% beef.

    66. Re:Burger King is still better by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's what we call "mechanically separated meat."

      Salamis made for hundreds of years could be described in a similar way but still taste good, as do the last bits of ham still stuck to the bone. If you are squeamish in any way it's best to only question where any meat product came from, only how clean it is. In Australia we have "seafood extender" which is tripe (cow's stomach) flavoured with the stock you get from cooking prawns (shrimp). I'm told tripe on it's own is fairly tasteless.
      The important thing if you have a lot of it is what nutritional value it has. That wagyu beef steak may be a choice steak but it may have more fat than the "mechanically separated meat", and if it's minced up it gets harder to tell the difference in taste.
      If we wanted something good we'd all go somewhere else, but McDonalds has the Microsoft approach of making something good enough and cheap enough. Every small fish and chip shop in Australia can make a better burger but it would cost more and be too large for small children.

    67. Re:Burger King is still better by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I can't really understand the Angus obsession, beef from an Aberdeen Angus has more fat and tastes about the same as something leaner when it's minced up anyway. When it isn't minced I really don't think it tastes better than something leaner either. I think it's the other ingredients that make these things better.
      You could have a hereford burger that tastes as good, or even better a steakburger instead of a minced pattie.

    68. Re:Burger King is still better by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      slice the potatos (leave the skins on, that's where most of the vitamins are)

      This is completely false. The majority of the nutrition in a potato is just under the skin. The skin itself traps toxins, and should always be discarded except perhaps in the case of organic potatoes.

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    69. Re:Burger King is still better by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The potato is far worse for you than the fat; being a readily-processed carbohydrate, it is essentially the same as eating the equivalent mass of sugar (except that there is actually a little fiber in a potato.)

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    70. Re:Burger King is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, safe search off, using firefox on gentoo, is using a EN/US software build (likely, an English speaker in the US).

    71. Re:Burger King is still better by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The potato is far worse for you than the fat; being a readily-processed carbohydrate, it is essentially the same as eating the equivalent mass of sugar (except that there is actually a little fiber in a potato.)

      Um... I think you need to read up on some basic nutrition advice.
      Introduction to Nutrition

      Healthier snack swaps

      In any case, I eat fast food about once every couple of months so it really doesn't matter. Fries taste fatty/oily, chunky chips simply taste better.

    72. Re:Burger King is still better by trickyD1ck · · Score: 0

      Is there anyone else here who eats fries because of the vitamins?

    73. Re:Burger King is still better by SEE · · Score: 1

      McDonald's has higher beef standards for its products than the federal government does for school lunches, and the school lunch standards are higher than those for supermarket sale.

    74. Re:Burger King is still better by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm sure I'm not the only wierdo out there.

    75. Re:Burger King is still better by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      I always heard that pee in the pickle barrel is what gave them their real flavor.

  4. Long Enough by jlechem · · Score: 1

    You sit there long enough and a big mac and fries start to look pretty good.......

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    1. Re:Long Enough by onefriedrice · · Score: 1

      You sit there long enough and a big mac and fries start to look pretty good.......

      Never.

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    2. Re:Long Enough by Again · · Score: 1

      One way to make the fries edible is to sit there until they make a fresh batch (warning: this might take a long time) and ask for fries before they put salt on.

  5. understanding is critical here by poetmatt · · Score: 1, Informative

    starbucks isn't charging for the WIFI. Some companies, however, are charging for the access. Panera does this - but I don't think they label it free wifi either.

    So yeah, you have wifi, free and open, but it's still requiring a purchase at panera to just use the damn internet (which is horribly slow at their locations anyway).

    1. Re:understanding is critical here by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Panera wifi is free. I just used it the other day.

    2. Re:understanding is critical here by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've never been in a St. Louis Bread Co. (same company as Panera) and charged for access. They have a splash screen that you have to click "log-in" before you can get on and agree to their terms of service. But that has never required a purchase. Granted their web is useless for anything other than email and surfing to CNN and a few web sites as anything of interest seems to be block and they also seem to block ports like FTP/SSH starting a little over a year ago.

      Coffee shop I'm setting at now requires you purchase a drink for 3 hours of internet time. And has for years because it is a college town and it's a popular study hang out. If you didn't you'd get people come in, sit down for 6 - 8 hours, and never buy anything. Meanwhile paying customers are leaving and going somewhere else because there aren't any seats available. (They had free wifi when they first opened. And Free was costing them too much in lost revenue. At least $150 - $200 a day.)

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    3. Re:understanding is critical here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I frequent Panera in multiple cities/states and have never had to pay any any location. It is truly free--once you click through a TOS page, you're in with no validation code or purchase required. And they have definitely received my business on many occasions because of that.

    4. Re:understanding is critical here by operand · · Score: 1

      The issue with Panera is that they have limited the amount of time you can sit at their store during peak hours (lunch hours). So a person can't sit down and work all day until they start to charge and again, this is in select stores for testing purposes.

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    5. Re:understanding is critical here by charleste · · Score: 1

      starbucks isn't charging for the WIFI
      Must be nice. The two closest starbucks do charge for wifi. So I go to a local coffee shop and buy a coffee to use their "free" wifi. It's still cheaper than just paying for starbuck's t-mobile wifi.

    6. Re:understanding is critical here by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Starbucks doesn't exactly charge for the wifi here in Mexico, but you must enter the user id and password you get in your purchase ticket. Several other places do that too.

      The only difference, is that Starbucks also allows you to plug in your laptop to the AC.

      So a lot of people buy a small cup of regular coffee and stay four hours in a comfy seats...

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    7. Re:understanding is critical here by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on your location. Where I live (ohio) most chain restraunts have had free wi-fi for at least a few years. When I'd travel to LA, the same locations that offered it free in Ohio now charged.

      Of course it's more a novelty in my small city in Ohio.. very few people walk around carrying a laptop.

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    8. Re:understanding is critical here by kf6auf · · Score: 1

      I walked into a Starbucks, bought a Hot Chocolate and then wanted WiFi only to find out that you need to buy a Starbucks (cash) Card. Total BS; I don't want to give them $10 for WiFi after giving them my service. Why they can't just offer an hour of WiFi to someone who buys something is beyond me. If I liked coffee I'd boycott them; as it is, I'm never going into a Starbucks to try to get WiFi again. So Starbucks may not be charging for their WiFi, but it sure isn't free to anyone who isn't a regular customer.

    9. Re:understanding is critical here by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Its probably cheaper than the starbucks coffee too.

    10. Re:understanding is critical here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you getting this $10 figure from?

    11. Re:understanding is critical here by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I've visit a nearby Culver's for WiFi over some of my lunch breaks.

      Despite being very near the local cable company and getting their access from them (TWC Road Runner, had to use a reverse traceroute to confirm as pings and traceroutes are blocked from going out), most times I can't get anywhere from there. There is no click-through login web page (which prevents some classes of devices from using free WiFi) but often by the time I can get somewhere, I'm already done eating and am finishing my first refill of my soft drink and needing to get back to work. I suspect their DNS is unreliable.

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    12. Re:understanding is critical here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the employees might stand a chance of getting paid more than minimum wage. and you help out your community by putting more money into the local economy. basically if you shop at starbucks or mcdonalds and you have an alternative you should be shot over and over again before wild dogs rape the bullet wounds. but you engineer faggots will probably be too self concious of not being as attractive as all those young imac toting bloggers and thusly will continue going to chains where you will not be judged. I love how everyone on slashdot is so elitist against elitists, but in truth you're just sad fat bastards with no concern for anything outside of your tiny little lives. /trollout

    13. Re:understanding is critical here by cjonslashdot · · Score: 1

      As far as I know Starbucks wifi is not free. (I use it in the Washington DC area.) I use it daily but I am an AT&T wifi subscriber and for me it is well worth it. To use it free in a Starbucks you have to register your Starbucks card (I think you have to do that ahead of time, but I have not checked lately), and then you get two hours of use if you buy something and go through the process of requesting that a code be sent to you via a text message and then you log on with that code. If the Starbucks is attached to a Barnes & Noble, then the wifi is free because B&N has free wifi via AT&T. Panera wifi is free. Cosi has free wifi too, but they block SMTP so you can't email unless you use webmail. The Starbucks wifi in my area (many locations) used to be really, really, really unreliable on a chronic basis, but it has gotten a-lot better very recently (past few weeks) in my area: they must be improving their setup. Note that the TurboChef convection ovens used at Starbucks sometimes interfere with the wifi signal, so during the morning breakfast rush when people are requesting egg muffin things the wifi can be zapped. Also, B&N wifi disconnects you about once an hour, requiring you to log on again (requires you to go through several screens). Starbucks/B&N wifi is quite fast: you can stream music with no problem, but don't try downloading an HD video. Cosi's wifi is not very fast. Don't recall for Panera.

    14. Re:understanding is critical here by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Let's put it this way: it's not at all likely that you're taking a loss on coffee sales exclusively from not being able to sit down.

      I do understand how people resent freeloaders, but if you refuse wifi for all then all you're doing is gutting your own customer friendly services. It's like having x feature in a store, and complaining when some people use the feature without being a paying customer. If you try to make it worse, then you're actually the bad guy in the mix.

    15. Re:understanding is critical here by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      So, no real loss on Starbucks part if you don't go back.

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    16. Re:understanding is critical here by all5n · · Score: 1

      T-Mobile lost the Starbucks contract to AT&T a couple years ago. AT&T wanted it so badly that they were willing to take terms that T-Mobile just wouldn't (wanting to actually keep making money off the service, crazy i know).

      Requirements that the contract holder develop a method for people to order coffee from their iPhones was one of the driving forces in the decision. Another one was the required development to support their current "pay for coffee with a SBUX card, get free wifi for a couple hours" offering.

      All that development work was/is expensive.

      TL:DR Response:
      The networks at SBUX are all run by AT&T now.

      The HotSpot division of T-Mobile has been gutted.

    17. Re:understanding is critical here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only difference, is that Starbucks also allows you to plug in your laptop to the AC.

      And it hurts every time!!!

    18. Re:understanding is critical here by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

      All that development work was/is expensive.

      I doubt it. Not in the grand scheme.

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    19. Re:understanding is critical here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. Little do you know wi-fi at Panera has always been free. Always marketed as free, yes they did market it that way. If you notice they have "message" menu panels and up to 6-months ago for the last 3 years it was all about free wifi. And no you don't have to buy a single thing.

      So your basically complaining that you don't like free internet access that is on the slow side... that gives free access to 100+ people a day per cafe?

    20. Re:understanding is critical here by easyTree · · Score: 1

      starbucks isn't charging for the WIFI although they have a 7900% markup on coffee.

    21. Re:understanding is critical here by imemyself · · Score: 1

      Here in Indianapolis, I've never had to get a code to access Starbucks wifi via text message. Just sign in with the username/password that I've registered my card under. And while I've heard that its 2 hours per day of wifi (as long as you use a card every 3 months or something), I've never been kicked off after two hours.

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    22. Re:understanding is critical here by cjonslashdot · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I'll try that in my area just to see if it works.

    23. Re:understanding is critical here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it hard to believe that, before the Netbook revolution, people were getting 6-8 hours battery life from their laptops.

    24. Re:understanding is critical here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, my local Paneras block neither ssh nor VPN. But xkcd is blocked. :-/

  6. Man, If I had a nickle... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For everytime I wished I had Wifi when I was at McDonalds... I'd have the exact same amount of money I do now.

    You see, Coffee Shops like Starbucks make sense. Thats where you go to prop open your laptop, pretend to be a professional writer while blogging, while pompously talking to other "professional writers" over your Peppermint Mocha Extra Pump Extra hot no foam Chai Late Fusion Coffee.

    There is nothing Arrogant or pompous about pretending to write while stuffing down a big mac.

    1. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by macbeth66 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Peppermint Mocha Extra Pump Extra hot no foam Chai Late Fusion Coffee

      That actually made my teeth, brain and stomach hurt.

      Doesn't anyone drink a normal cup of coffee anymore?

      I use Dunkin' Donuts brand regular grounds in a Mr. Coffee.

    2. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You have to realize though, even if you might not use your -laptop- there, many other devices use Wi-Fi. For example, people with iPod touches could go on Facebook or surf the web, same with people with a DSi, PSP, etc. And yes, there are many people out there without a smartphone or who want slightly faster internet.

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    3. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by nhytefall · · Score: 1

      Regular, normal, black coffee every day... usually all day. Sometimes, all night. But then again, the Army taught me to appreciate spoon-melting black coffee.

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    4. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by King+Coopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does make since as a marketing plot. It's just more reason for someone to enter a McD's who ordinarily would not. For example, I have an ipod touch. There are numerous times I've drove around in a different city where I had to keep a lookout for a Starbucks so I could use their wifi to look up an address on google maps. A few times I wound buying a cookie or something. Had they not had free wifi I would have never made those purchases.

    5. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by tepples · · Score: 1

      There is nothing Arrogant or pompous about pretending to write while stuffing down a big mac.

      That's why I don't try to look arrogant or pompous when I work on code while I wait for slow eaters in the family to finish eating. I see three kinds of slow eaters: single-digit-year-old kids who got a Happy Meal and are still playing with their food and/or promotional toy, senior citizens whose worn-out bodies just do everything slowly, and senior citizens' nearly-senior daughters who like to gossip about various people's personal lives.

    6. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Amen

      As an Airman assigned periodically to Army posts, I also came to appreciate the epically near-toxic stuff called Army Coffee. After those assignments fellow Air Force guys called me Rasputin for the kind of stuff I could drink.

      I appreciate good coffee.... I really REALLY appreciate good coffee... but if I need caffeine, I can drink anything caffeinated.

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    7. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

      many other devices use Wi-Fi.

      True.

      same with people with a DSi, PSP, etc.

      If they block all incoming connections, block all outgoing ports except 80 and 443, and use an HTTP proxy on port 80, DSi and PSP multiplayer games won't work. Public hotspots already have to use some sort of filter to present the cover-your-anus TOS to customers. If sued over blocking practices, expect these Wi-Fi providers to advertise Web access instead of Internet access.

    8. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And yes, there are many people out there without a smartphone or who want slightly faster internet.

      Or people like me with a smartphone who have no data plan and have per-use data blocked because AT&T charges too damn much. Wifi works fine and is generally available most places I go. It's not like I can browse the web while driving down the highway anyhow.

    9. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by chill · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dress in a black turtleneck sweater and use a Macbook while talking (via bluetooth) on your iPhone. If you wear glasses, make sure to look over them, down your nose at other people and scowl protectively when anyone gets near your personal space. That'll make you look arrogant and pompous no matter where you go.

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    10. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . Everytime I thought I'd be getting something that I actually wanted to eat at McDonalds, I'd have 5 cents.

    11. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thirded to you and Idontgno. Black, strong, deep flavored coffee please. But don't get so high on your horse because a career in engineering will bring out your appreciation for the spoon melting drink too. Lest us never forget the goodness and abundance of the stain inducing Godly drink.
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    12. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Hollovoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh yea? well I drink out of my Mr. Coffee while watching Mr. Radar!

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    13. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by selven · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

    14. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently some wi-fi spots are charging by the byte.

    15. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by FuzzyHead · · Score: 2, Funny

      The parent must remember that McDonald's caters to a different class than Starbucks. Those people at McDonald's will pretend to be a amateur blogger, while pompously talking to other "amateur bloggers".

      Remember this is McDonald's, if they were real bloggers, they'd be at Starbucks.

    16. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Coren22 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you Steve Job's image consultant?

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    17. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      when I work on code while I wait for slow eaters in the family to finish eating

      In whose family? Your own? I can't imagine why you'd be waiting for slow eaters in someone else's family to finish eating, but then I also am finding it hard to imagine why you'd be so anti-social as to go out for a meal with your family and start coding during the meal.

    18. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      I drink coffee: Black all day long except the first cup some mornings which is basically cafe au lait (call it breakfast).

    19. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by trentblase · · Score: 1

      If you wear glasses, make sure to look over them, down your nose

      Somebody has a funny shaped face

    20. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      while I wait for slow eaters in the family to finish eating.

      I would be characterized as a slow eater and if that annoys you, tough. Eating a meal is one of the few times one has during the day to relax and take your time. Granted, McD's can't quite be called a good meal, but regardless, eating a meal slowly is a surefire way not to eat too much and not get fat.

      People talk about living life to the fullest, how about enjoying it for once.

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    21. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by captaindomon · · Score: 1

      You don't have kids, do you?

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    22. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by residieu · · Score: 1

      no foam? What is wrong with you? Foam is the one and only reason to go to Starbucks (the coffee itself isn't that great). Just give me a big cup of nothing but foamed milk. And another cup with HIS foamed milk, since he doesn't want it.

    23. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      That's pun-bait.

    24. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Just leave it evaporating overnight and heat it up in the morning... that's a cup of coffee you can get behind.

    25. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      Tea. Darjeeling. First flush. FTGFOP. Hot.

      and Picard is a commie stooge ;)

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    26. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      When I was in the 82nd, we used to say that the cooks had a way to tell if the coffee was strong enough: if you can't stand a fork up in the cup, it's too weak.

      I agree: if it's hot enough, you can drink some pretty terrible coffee. My theory is that the boiling water burns off your taste buds so you don't notice the awfulness so much. Of course, the Army also taught me that you can eat anything, if you put enough Tabasco on it :-)

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    27. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Doesn't anyone drink a normal cup of coffee anymore?
      Not me, I can't stand the taste of coffee. Not coffee ice cream, not mocha, not chino, not anything they serve at Starbucks. I refuse to meet people at Starbucks anymore, they don't even serve soda. I even tried their chocolate milk once and for four bucks I got a glass of mile with a marbled clog of chocolate at the bottom. Apparently, for $5 I was supposed to mix it myself, which I realized too late in the game.
      No thank you.
      Back on topic, I hear that McDonalds coffee is really quite good, although thanks to one person who refused to be responsible for her own actions, they no longer serve it hot enough unless you are going to be drinking it right there in the building.

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    28. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by irenaeous · · Score: 1

      Man, If I had a nickle...For everytime I wished I had Wifi when I was at McDonalds... I'd have the exact same amount of money I do now.

      I will be accumulating a few nickles I think. I am often on call and far from home. Also, I have young children who are sometimes with me. So, if I get a call I can go to a nearby McDonalds -- they are perhaps more ubiquitous than Star Bucks -- and let the young ones play in the play area while I VPN to my work -- that will be great.

    29. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by anss123 · · Score: 1

      If they block all incoming connections, block all outgoing ports except 80 and 443, and use an HTTP proxy on port 80, DSi and PSP multiplayer games won't work.

      I've used Remote Desktop from my cellphone @ Burger King. I think that's port 3389.

    30. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I think that was exactly GP’s point.

      The only coffee I drink, is that in a Dirty Harry. (At least here, this is a coffee/chocolate cream type of cocktail.)

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    31. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute while I jam your radar... with RASPBERRY!

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    32. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by GweeDo · · Score: 1

      They don't block the ports for DS games. They promoted that fact that they had free WiFi for DS's a while back. I remember when Mario Kart DS came out, I was out of town and bought it. I went to a McD's to try the online and it work just fine for free.

    33. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      At work, when I made a pot of coffee, it was legendary.

      Someone once found a half-formed spoon in a box of plastic-ware, and put it up next to the pot with a note:

      "Do not drink the coffee if sconeu has made the pot".

      Coffee should be made extra strong. Let the wimps water theirs down or add milk/cream/fake-creamer into it.

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    34. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by selven · · Score: 1

      Tea

      Okay, I'm with you so far.

      Darjeeling

      WTF??!?

      First flush

      Ok, you're seriously freaking me out here.

      FTGFOP. Hot

      Ok, I'm going to put you on my foes list.

      and Picard is a commie stooge

      Thank you, mod parent up Score 5 insightful! i don't hate you anymore!

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    35. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Japanese girls going to the language schools seem to love McDonalds wifi. They're the only reason to walk into a McDonalds.

    36. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need more than four syllables to order your coffee, you're fucking pretentious.

    37. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by tepples · · Score: 1

      They don't block the ports for DS games. They promoted that fact that they had free WiFi for DS's a while back.

      I was under the impression that this deal between Nintendo and Wayport was only for a couple years.

    38. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make it so

    39. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Double double. And some timbits.

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    40. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back on topic, I hear that McDonalds coffee is really quite good, although thanks to one person who refused to be responsible for her own actions, they no longer serve it hot enough unless you are going to be drinking it right there in the building.

      Please stop spreading that myth.

    41. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Knowzy · · Score: 1

      I've used lots of different services and ports at McDonald's and they've never been blocked. HTTP, HTTPS, cisco VPN, SSH2, SMTP, POP3, IMAP, FTP, SFTP and Remote Desktop. And I've connected to many those services on non-standard ports > 10,000.

      They also have no porn filter.

    42. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Did Locutis get you to start drinking that, selvin of nine?

    43. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chai is flavored tea. Try it some time, you won't magically start listening to NPR or anything. Mocha is not even in the same category of beverage. And nobody outside of Guantanamo Bay has had to drink a mixture of the two with mint added.

      Yeah, I know, it was a joke. It's an old joke. It's so old that it's now used in place of the Rosetta stone to decipher dead languages.

    44. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by selven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Locutis

      selvin

      sieze

      Aaaaaah, my I's!

    45. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Again · · Score: 1

      Try their apple cider sometime and ask for extra caramel drizzle. It really is delicious.

    46. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      At work we had a 12 cup pot, and I'd prepare the coffee when I needed a fix and the pot was empty. But I can't wait for the *entire* pot to fill, so an officeworker showed me this trick of putting my coffee mug directly under the spout as soon as it started dripping. After getting my mug out, I put the carafe in. Man, considering i got "extra virgin" 12x power, you could guess I was bouncing around in the IT department. And the rest of the department? I don't know if they noticed the coffee was not the usual strength...

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    47. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by RubberDogBone · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's a lie. McD's coffee is hot, but perhaps not Tim Horton's hot. Which is just this side of boiling.

      Anyway McD's coffee is actually pretty good, cheap, and everywhere. There are no Starbucks near me or on my commute run, but there are two McD's. Coffee and hash browns every day. Two bucks and some change, back on the road in 60 seconds.

       

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    48. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      At least they don't charge by the nibble anymore.

    49. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by GF678 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't anyone drink a normal cup of coffee anymore?

      I use Dunkin' Donuts brand regular grounds in a Mr. Coffee.

      Obligatory Denis Leary rant about the lack of a simple coffee flavor anymore:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxgv4QtKM8

    50. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pansy.

      Nepali, Monsoon, Attached, Warm.

    51. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      Personally, I like my coffee coffee flavored. If that's any consolation.

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    52. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Fuck that, man. I brew, yes brew!, Folgers Instant Crystals in MY Mr. Coffee. Nothing like a cuppa Mud to start the day.

    53. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I came into a crate full of MREs 10 years ago, and my buddy and I used em for camping for a LONG time. I found them generally palatable. Except the eggs. It's just not easy to make and keep eggs for a 10 year shelf-lief.

    54. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by ckaminski · · Score: 0, Troll

      Tea is for English pinky pointing poseurs and girls.

    55. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by EvilErik · · Score: 0

      Try their apple cider sometime and ask for extra caramel drizzle. It really is delicious.

      Where I'm from Cider is an alcoholic drink made from fermented apples. The thought of adding "caramel drizzle" to it will give me nightmares I'm sure!

    56. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

      Ugh, first I'm surrounded by assholes, and now I find they're trying to copy my behavior.

      Now say goodbye to your two best friends...

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    57. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      For completely opposite lifestyle reasons, it would sometimes be useful if I had a smartphone that could use the free WiFi in a McDonalds' in the centre of London (I think it's been free for a while). I could look up where the bar/club I'm trying to get to is, without having to phone a friend and drag them away from the fun.

      Although, that's the kind of task I'm quite happy to pay for, and there's 3G everywhere, so all I really need is the smartphone.

    58. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Eil · · Score: 1

      It's part of a larger effort by McDonalds to reinvent their more metropolitan stores as a chain of coffee shops that happen to sell fast food also.

      Besides, it always makes sense for a food service business to offer free wifi. For as long as McDonald's has been ubiquitous, the golden arches have symbolized two primary things to travellers: 1) cheap, mediocre food 2) relatively clean bathrooms. No reason why #3 can't be relatively stable wifi.

    59. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Green tea is the only real tea.

    60. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by jabelli · · Score: 1

      Make mine Gunpowder Green, please.

    61. Re:Man, If I had a nickle... by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

      Did you try the bread? The stable self life bread had just made it into MREs when I was in the Middle East (for GW 1) and I thought that was some pretty nasty stuff. Made from 70% flour, 10% water, and 20% preservatives, was how it tasted. :-)

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  7. Does that make my... by stakovahflow · · Score: 1

    Cracked account invalid? Dang it! --Stak

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  8. excellent - anonymous downloads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can now use the McDonalds wifi connections to plan terrorist activities and download child porn!

    1. Re:excellent - anonymous downloads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And post to slashdot really anonymously!

  9. No Purchase Required? by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Perhaps to use the wifi, but you cant sit in the building or on the lot unless you bought something. " parking for customers only"

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    1. Re:No Purchase Required? by jbacon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, the word 'customer' does not necessarily imply that money must be spent. What the sign actually means is said person must be making use of or receiving a product or service of McDonald's. Since the free WiFi is offered by McDonald's, that would be a service offered by that company. QED, you may park.

    2. Re:No Purchase Required? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I don't know why but it has been free in France for years. I never got bothered when going there to just get connection. I suppose I may be during rush hours but I have never seen more than 2 or 3 people with laptops at the same time anyway so I guess the issue is not that big. And the smell of food often makes you buy something anyway. I don't think they lose anything.

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    3. Re:No Purchase Required? by melf-san · · Score: 1

      Thats what directional high gain antennas are for :)

    4. Re:No Purchase Required? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about across the street with a pringles can?

  10. Starbucks free? by kharchenko · · Score: 3, Informative

    Is it just me, or free wifi from Starbucks is just some wishful thinking? I've traveled to San Deigo, Denver and Boston in the past week and tried on several occasions to get wifi signal. And in each case, Starbucks was requiring me to pay. I don't know why I thought it was free ... may be it was trumpeted in some earlier slashdot article?

    1. Re:Starbucks free? by technocolor · · Score: 0

      RTFA!!!!!

    2. Re:Starbucks free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I *just* tried it in a local (downtown Manhattan) starbucks, and it's not "open" for everyone. You can get it ``free'' by having one of those starbucks cards (which is how I was able to get online).

      Would be nice not to have that screwy AT&T login process... (or timeouts after 20 minutes).

    3. Re:Starbucks free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I needed to have one of their cards and enter the number to get around 90 min free I think, but that was 6 months ago. I keep an almost dead card in my wallet just in case. BK is my friend though, I just park in the parking lot when we troubleshoot VPN problems for needy sales staff.

    4. Re:Starbucks free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's AT&T WiFi, free for iPhone users.

    5. Re:Starbucks free? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      You have to register for the Starbucks loyalty card. Once you have a card, wifi is free. (You also get free drip coffee refills, and some other perks.) IIRC, the card is free but you have to make at least one purchase before you can use the wifi.

      Anyway, it's "mostly free".

    6. Re:Starbucks free? by moredrivel · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or free wifi from Starbucks is just some wishful thinking?

      It's free if you register a Starbucks card and maintain a balance on that card.

  11. Anonymous surfing by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Only terrorists......

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    1. Re:Anonymous surfing by csartanis · · Score: 1

      Booth was a terrorist.

    2. Re:Anonymous surfing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, two people who care who Booth was!

      Hey, M$ sucks guys, forget about Booth, he didn't run Linux, and only old people in Korea know who he was.

    3. Re:Anonymous surfing by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I figured that too, but this journal entry points out what he was trying to bring up:
      http://slashdot.org/journal/236611/My-Sig

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  12. Why would businesses NOT do this? by tixxit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my smallish city (200k people) we have had free wifi all over downtown for a while. All the businesses downtown are part of committee and they basically all agreed to provide free wifi; everything from Subway, to Starbucks, to some random bar. Seems like a good way to do it. If a business tried charging it'd just look ridiculous.

    1. Re:Why would businesses NOT do this? by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because you have to realize McDonalds is -everywhere- while you might be lucky to live in a city of 200K people and have lots of options, but living in a town about 7K, McDonalds is one of the few places with Wi-Fi for customer usage, out of the 10 restaraunts (including fast food) I think only about 5 have Wi-Fi avaliable, 2 are paywalls, 1 is secured (presumably for employee usage), and 2 are open (with the SSID of Linksys....).

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    2. Re:Why would businesses NOT do this? by eggoeater · · Score: 1

      What's amazing is most airports, ORD, SFO, and SEA included, still charge for Wifi.
      I guess since you're stuck there and you need Wifi, they've got you by the balls.
      Some of my coworkers who travel a lot have air cards just for when they're in airports.

    3. Re:Why would businesses NOT do this? by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

      Hell where I live (15K+ population) McD's is the only place that even offers WiFi.

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    4. Re:Why would businesses NOT do this? by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1

      I made the same argument, then deleted it, thinking "why bother?"

      I live in a rural area and tonight I have to take my kid to a birthday party that lasts about 90 minutes. I don't really feel like hanging around a bunch of screaming 3rd graders and it's not worth the time to drive back and forth 15 minutes each way to home twice (we live outside town) and the local library will be closed. My only options are: find a bar and hang out, or go to McDonald's with my ThinkPad. The nearest Starbucks I know of is about 20 miles away.

      I don't need to buy anything (although I'll probably get a coffee or something else to drink), and no one will ask me to leave.

  13. Score one for the free market by amliebsch · · Score: 1

    So McDonald's will achieve what my city government could not, and they didn't even have to force me to pay for it. There might be something to this "capitalism" idea.

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    1. Re:Score one for the free market by Splintercat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My city had the opportunity to have free city wide wifi (probably just for a year) because a local company was trying to start up and wanted to show off their service (and test their equipment). The city council decided the city's citizens were not interested in such a thing as wireless internet.

      One of our neighboring cities now enjoys said city wide wireless.

      Course my city decided that using a point to point wireless system using radio (maybe micro wave) was a great idea for their internal infrastructure.

    2. Re:Score one for the free market by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You are missing out, I understand Baltimore has free wifi in the inner harbor area.

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    3. Re:Score one for the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McDonalds only has to cover their own stores, not an entire city and actually reach people in their own homes.
      If you're even trying to compare that, it's ridiculous.

      Btw, was it very free market of the ISP's to tie up the government till they themselves could prepare a substandard line? How about the ISP's liking government enough to take subisidies and build nothing? Had your favourite company taken bailout money? stfu about free market darn drone.

    4. Re:Score one for the free market by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      You are missing out, I understand Baltimore has free wifi in the inner harbor area.

      Yeah, but to take advantage of that you have to actually be in Baltimore. Unless it's a 70Mbit connection with no filters and-- wait, what the hell am I saying - it's Baltimore. Yeah... I'll just stick with a less homicidal location.

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    5. Re:Score one for the free market by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, the inner harbor is nice. I just wouldn't head north from there...

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  14. Meh... by ScoLgo · · Score: 1

    Meh... please notify me when wi-fi is ubiquitously free at airports.

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    1. Re:Meh... by smitty777 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nice try, but that's a different market. At McDs, they want to lure you in and keep you there as long as possible. Even if you don't order anything, at least you will be immersed in their branding. The airport is just the opposite - they have a *captive* audience, and they're the only game in town. That's why a soda at the airport costs 5.00 while the same one at McDs costs $.79. Basic supply and demand.

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    2. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Also, if you ever tried to convince airports to give free wi-fi, they'd wave their hands and claim it was a security risk to flights to have open wireless. Doesn't matter if it is true or not, the hand waving is sufficient

    3. Re:Meh... by armyofone · · Score: 1

      That's all true. I just find myself in airports without a free connection a lot more often than I find myself at McDonald's. That McD's are offering free wi-fi won't bring me in. Free wi-fi at airports, while not likely to happen for the reasons you mention, would still be much more useful - at least for me.

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    4. Re:Meh... by RedK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was waiting for a flight at Dulles International in Virginia just last week and the Boingo hotspot there was free. Google basically paid for wifi for everyone as a "holiday gift" (read, advertising). No strings attached either. Made the 2 hour wait less painful.

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    5. Re:Meh... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Fly in business or first class, then you get to use free wifi in the lounge..
      Failing that, just get a decent antenna and go sit close to the first class lounge and use it anyway.

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    6. Re:Meh... by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Single anecdote, but I was in Little Rock airport last week and they had free wi-fi.

    7. Re:Meh... by Abreu · · Score: 1

      So, what happens when there's a McDonald's at the airport?

      (Actually, there's a Starbucks at my local airport, and Starbucks offers free wifi here... gotta try it next time I fly)

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    8. Re:Meh... by smitty777 · · Score: 1

      Ha ha... you just caused my brain to explode. I guess the result would be similar to the buttered toast cat phenomenon.

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    9. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you been to an airport? Mc D's will charge, and probably at rates that will make it cheaper to call a phone sex line. At least that is how it works here in all the NYC area airports. I am waiting for the day that you pull up and they replace the skycap's with muggers who just take your wallet. Nothing is free in an airport, and if there is only a 30% markup from normal prices, I consider it to be a pretty good deal by airport standards.

    10. Re:Meh... by rdavidson3 · · Score: 1

      Same here... the airports in Calgary and Winnipeg (Canada) all have free wifi throughout the departure areas. I can't remember if you need to click through a page promising not to do anything nefarious.

      Although, browsing to slashdot in winnipeg's airport gets a banned page hosted by slashdot ;)

    11. Re:Meh... by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      The restaurants in Airports are usually not corporate stores. A company (Like HMS Hosts in Phoenix Sky Harbor) usually provides most/all of the restaurants to a single airport, or terminal, and that company usually has a franchise agreement with McDonalds, Wendy's, etc., to offer their food in the Airport.

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    12. Re:Meh... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      At McDs, they want to lure you in and keep you there as long as possible.

      Really? I was under the impression that everything about the restaurant, from the decor, to the music, to the food, was designed to get you in and out fast. The less time you spend in the building, the more customers they can serve per hour.

      Even if you don't order anything, at least you will be immersed in their branding.

      I dunno what's the benefit of that, if you're not going to buy anything.

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    13. Re:Meh... by moortak · · Score: 1

      CLE is switching to free wifi right now

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    14. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, I've found that McDonald's in airports charge about the same as the ones outside of them. That's why even though I rarely go to them in daily life, if I didn't bring my own food with me for a trip I usually hit up the McDonald's.

    15. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice thing in Japan is that vending machines are so prominent, that a soda from the vending machine is the same price in the airport as anywhere else.
      I've heard the vending machine on top of Mt. Fuji cost more though. Haven't made a trip up there yet.

    16. Re:Meh... by jasman24 · · Score: 1

      If they are going to offer free wifi with out restrictions I don't see this lasting long. People will abuse it either by sitting there all day taking up a table while a family of four that just paid around 30.00 and can't find a place to sit or the person that does want to get on the net can't get good speeds because there are so many people in the neighborhood hogging the bandwidth. The first time I have to look for a place to sit and see a bunch of single people with laptops taking up a tables sitting there with only a cup of coffee, I will go back and request a refund. As for the people who won't eat McD's greasy burgers....well aren't you special...thanks for sharing.

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    17. Re:Meh... by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Some do (although not many in the US I admit). Most recent one I passed through with free wifi was Wellington airport in New Zealand. Most major airports in the US and Australia though seem to make you pay for it.

      Oh it's free in Singapore airport too provided you give them your Singapore National ID number or whatever it is (or passport number if you are a foreigner).

  15. It's been free already for iPhone users..... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Informative

    AT&T worked out a deal where the hotspots at McDonalds are partnered up with them, so iPhone customers can automatically get signed in and use them for free. It's been that way for months now. I've used the one in my neighborhood a number of times, as well as a couple of them when I was on a road trip.

    Only complaint I've had, in general, with Mc Wi-Fi is, I think someone needs to do site surveys on those things and improve the reception! I've always gotten pretty weak signals that are still generally usable, but worse than I get throughout most of my house with my own wireless router.

    1. Re:It's been free already for iPhone users..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be great if it ever really worked.

      I found a buyer for my iPhone and my contract ends with the new year...

    2. Re:It's been free already for iPhone users..... by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Yikes- I can't imagine what the screen of my phone would look like after I tried to use it in a mcdonalds.

      It'd smell like fries for a month.

      -b

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    3. Re:It's been free already for iPhone users..... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I've always gotten pretty weak signals that are still generally usable, but worse than I get throughout most of my house with my own wireless router.

      perhaps the dozens of microwave ovens in use?

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  16. Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by wolrahnaes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unrestricted free WiFi in places where one might be expected to be for some time (sit-down restaurants, conference rooms, hotels, waiting areas) makes sense. People are already sitting around bored and generally looking for something to do, so allowing them to get online with their laptop or smartphone and get stuff done or goof off is great.

    Starbucks and McDonalds business models are based on rapid customer turnover. Get 'em in, get 'em fed/caffeinated, get 'em out. People taking up the generally limited space for longer than needed cost them money. What makes sense for these type of places is "free" WiFi with purchase. Every receipt has a code printed on it valid for that day at that location which allows one hour of access. Ran out of time? Go buy a drink or something. I'd also recommend they partner up with one or more of the nation-wide hotspot networks to allow subscribers of those services to get on as well, as long as the payout to the local store makes sense.

    There are also a lot of McDonalds and Starbucks locations within a short distance of residential areas. I could see the local McDonalds' front window from my back porch at my last apartment. If they had offered purely open free WiFi, I'd sure as hell have tossed one of my cantennas up and used it as an extra internet connection.

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    1. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      people taking up the generally limited space for longer than needed cost them money.

      Actually, I don't think I've seen many McDonalds with limited space for eating. Yeah, there may be a line halfway out the door but there are usually still about 5 tables left.

      What makes sense for these type of places is "free" WiFi with purchase. Every receipt has a code printed on it valid for that day at that location which allows one hour of access. Ran out of time? Go buy a drink or something.

      Yeah, but what happens when it doesn't work? Good luck getting the high school drop-out a the cash register to do something more than power cycle the router.

      There are also a lot of McDonalds and Starbucks locations within a short distance of residential areas. I could see the local McDonalds' front window from my back porch at my last apartment. If they had offered purely open free WiFi, I'd sure as hell have tossed one of my cantennas up and used it as an extra internet connection.

      Yeah, but you might be one of the few. For one, putting up a cantenna isn't something most people are going to do. Most will simply look at the 3% internet connection, see that they are only getting 2 KB/sec and just give up.

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    2. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are wrong. McDonald's is based on having the purchase part be fast turnover. They are supportive of people hanging out at the McDonald's as long as they don't cause trouble. Just go to many McDonald's at opening. You will find half a dozen senior citizens who are just hanging out for hours drinking coffee. Tons of McDonald's have play structures. Certainly putting a playground inside your store is an invitation to stay awhile. Even more have free video game kiosks.

      No, McDonald's targets people who want their food fast, they will support your choice to eat it fast or slow.

    3. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      I work away a lot, sometimes i have people with me and sometimes not, but i invariably have to go and eat out somewhere.
      If i'm with someone else i'm happy to sit in the restaurant and wait for my food etc, since i can talk... If i'm on my own i want my food quickly, or something else to do while i wait.

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    4. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by tepples · · Score: 1

      Even more have free video game kiosks.

      Unfortunately, I never saw an NES running M.C. Kids in a McDonald's. It might be the most fun restaurant-licensed game ever released for a console, with more thought put into it than, say, Sneak King.

    5. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Starbucks and McDonalds business models are based on rapid customer turnover. Get 'em in, get 'em fed/caffeinated, get 'em out.

      My local McDonalds remolded early this year into a McCafe. Coffee, some pastry, the wifi in addition to the standard fat pills. The model (for that one) does not quite seem to be the hurry-in/hurry-out model.

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    6. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by fulldecent · · Score: 0

      That's not a problem for me:

      "Hey nerd! Get out of here, I'm a paying customer and I'm trying to sit down and eat"

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    7. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      They had one at the local McD's when I was about 8. I got ahold of one of the game cartridges when they replaced the NES's with N64s. I still have it, though I lack a functioning NES.

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    8. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its been free in Australia for quite a while now. It keeps people around for the a second cup of coffee from McCafe (not sure if you have that in the US)

      Its locked down pretty bad so you can sit there browsing porn, though I'm not surprised. It is a bit heavy handed though, for example something awful is blocked.

    9. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      Almost every McDonalds in Australia is a McCafe now (the cafe culture here is huge and far predates the cafe culture spawned by Starbucks in the US). And they actually do make pretty good coffee and pastries and stuff...

    10. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by coaxial · · Score: 1

      The play areas are there to make McD's attractive to children, just like the Happy Meal toys. The children then say "I want to go to McDonald's!" because they want the toy and the playground. The parents take them.

      It's not a service for low turn over. It's lure.

    11. Re:Nice, but I don't see it lasting. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You don't seem to understand what you are saying. Every single restaurant on the planet wants people to leave as quickly as possible. Some restaurants make a huge effort to make sure that you leave immediately, and other don't. Certainly every restaurant that doesn't rush you out the door is letting you stay as a lure. Putting playgrounds inside of the restaurants indisputably places McDonald in the group that does not make an effort to get you to leave immediately.

  17. McDonald's Doesn't need wi-fi, it needs bikes by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nobody going into a McDonald's should be allowed to sit for more than the time it takes to scarf down the food.

    In fact, all McDonald's should be placed at the top of long flights of stairs; or better, escalators running backwards.

    1. Re:McDonald's Doesn't need wi-fi, it needs bikes by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nobody going into a McDonald's should be allowed to sit for more than the time it takes to scarf down the food.

      In fact, all McDonald's should be placed at the top of long flights of stairs; or better, escalators running backwards.

      And you should only be allowed to use your computer after watching wrestling, drinking a few beers and getting laid.

      You see, making sweeping generalisations about other people's lifestyles, and deciding unilaterally that you are right and they are wrong, is easy.

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    2. Re:McDonald's Doesn't need wi-fi, it needs bikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah damn, I was hoping to eat a slow meal while checking my email the next time my sister forgets to pay the cable bill. I mean, after 2 hours of MMA training, sometimes a guy just wants a salad and a chance to surf the web in peace. So what if I take a whole hour?

      You simplifying piece of crap. I'm very healthy and quite frankly, just because I can fully enjoy 2 McChicken sandwiches without gaining too much weight (if anything significant at all) doesn't mean I need to go jogging right away. The following day I'll probably be punching pads for 2 hours, working off whatever weak calorie gain I had. And that's not even my intent!

      GAH! Stupid....

    3. Re:McDonald's Doesn't need wi-fi, it needs bikes by andycon · · Score: 1

      far as i've seen, mcdonald's locations i've been to all have signs up saying the customer only has something like 20 minutes to sit there and eat before they can be asked to leave.

    4. Re:McDonald's Doesn't need wi-fi, it needs bikes by selven · · Score: 1

      In fact, all McDonald's should be placed at the top of long flights of stairs; or better, escalators running backwards.

      With blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack. And the McDonalds.

      Ok, I'm having a hard time imagining the remaining two put together,

    5. Re:McDonald's Doesn't need wi-fi, it needs bikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what happens when you put a counter-strike competition and hookers doing a strip-tease together. (That's the photo gallery)

      http://www.lematin.ch/galeries-photos/multimedia/strip-tease?photo=1#photo

      The players ignore the strip and the people watching ignore the gamers.

  18. Oh no! by sea4ever · · Score: 1

    What have they done! In five years, the stereotypical computer geek will be: 1) 30 pounds heavier. 2) Unable to stay away from the fast food restaurants. 3) Working on a small cluster made out of the bits of little toys given away in kids' meals.

    1. Re:Oh no! by smitty777 · · Score: 1

      hah...that is AWESOME!!! A server farm made out of transformer parts and mini-barbie dolls. You sir, are a genius.

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    2. Re:Oh no! by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      How would that be different than the status quo?

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    3. Re:Oh no! by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      But will it run Linux ?

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    4. Re:Oh no! by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, you're leaving out the half of us nerds who aren't too fat, but instead too skinny.

    5. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a Beowulf cluster of them will!

  19. Urban by Itninja · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So I guess all those folks living in apartment or condos right next to McDonalds will get free Internet access (albeit, minimal speeds). Or even better, a competitive fast food chain next door can set up an cantenna to leech bandwidth and then stick a 'Free WiFi!' in their window too!

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    1. Re:Urban by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I already do that with the A&W (Mmm. Onion rings and root beer..) next to the McD's up here. And the wifi has always been free since they put it in put it in in January.

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    2. Re:Urban by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      how often are you willing to reset your MAC address to get free McWiFi?

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  20. What will MAFIAA do when they trace p2p to McDs? by schwit1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sue McDs? Will McDs have any filtering?

  21. Airports will still charge by dxk3355 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that they will still charge for Wi-Fi at places where a monopoly can be guaranteed like airports.

    1. Re:Airports will still charge by Trip6 · · Score: 1

      Not at SJC (San Jose). It's free there.

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  22. Not just iPhone users by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Informative

    All AT&T DSL customers get "free" wifi too. At many McD, Starbucks, Barnes & Nobel, and a few others. Usually the SSID is "attwifi"

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    1. Re:Not just iPhone users by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Really? I was stuck in an airport recently and saw an attwifi SSID. Could I have logged in?

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    2. Re:Not just iPhone users by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      It depends for example Burbank and Visalia are the listed airports in so cal... not the biggies like LA, Long Beach, Ontario or Orange County... I am not 100% on the concept of Basic vs Premier either.

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  23. Re:McWi-Fi by Gerafix · · Score: 1

    And the suburban version: McCrackerz.

  24. Starbucks is retarded! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Starbucks to not have free wifi for ALL customers by now is dumb. I don't mean ATT or TMobile customers, and I don't mean the "Get 2 hrs of Free Wifi for using your Starbucks card" customers. I mean anyone who plops their ass down in the store after buying something.

    Several mom and pop coffee shops in my hood offer free wifi, and if they can afford it so can 2-5 dollars per cup-o-joe Starbucks!

  25. Cracked as in wannabe MAD? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Unless McD's filters humor sites that started out by ripping off MAD Magazine, you'll still be able to log in to Cracked, SA, YTMND, eBaum's World, etc.

  26. Terrible idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All McDonalds in Russia that do have wifi, provide it for free. As a result, a lot of people take their notebook, buy a small soda (or even nothing at all) and surf the net for hours. As a result, a lot of tables are occupied, especially on evenings and weekends, sometimes only a few tables are actually used for eating, forming lines of angry people with heavy trays waiting for a chair to sit on.

    1. Re:Terrible idea by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      And in other places, a mcdonalds will sit empty most of the day and only peak at lunch/dinner time...
      They should just prioritise the tables, ie those who want to eat get them first.

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    2. Re:Terrible idea by dotgain · · Score: 1
      No no no, you're doing it wrong. Here, I'll show you:

      IN SOVIET RUSSIA, 802 DOT ELEVEN FUCK Q!

  27. mac, meet big mac by cashX3r0 · · Score: 0

    big mac and mac book unite. if i am mcdonalds, i start selling macs in a sleek shiny white box, to market the connection.

    1. Re:mac, meet big mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should see someone about that. Having episodes of being McDonalds can't be healthy.

  28. Re:McWi-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the urban version: McBlackerz

  29. I wonder.... by Splintercat · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much of their bandwidth will be taken up by lol cats and tweens nabbing the latest $CurrentPopArtist Album?

    Money down McDonald's will never get nailed by the *IAA's for people downloading content on their networks. If I left my wifi at home open to everyone and someone nabbed a movie or something off of it, you'd bet it'd be my ass that'd get in trouble.

  30. might actually go to a mcdonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went to McDonalds in 2002 cause my girlfriend really had to use the toilet, and the squatters we were staying with had no working plumbing. They were pooing into bags in their non working bathroom then throwing them into church playgrounds. I bought a milkshake so she wouldn't have to do the poo bag thing. I went to a McDonalds on the champs de elysee in 1999 cause hey, wouldn't it be funny to eat at a french mcd's, especially in view of the arc de triomphe. (I had to look up both of those to spell them correctly.) So basically, if pooing or irony weren't involved, you couldn't drag me into a McD's. However, now the nytimes food critic says the angus burger is decent, AND they have free wifi. I find myself suddenly conflicted. But, because of my snobbish liberal elitism, I probably won't end up there, anyway. That and cause I'm a vegetarian. Why do I even read slashdot for fucks sake?

    1. Re:might actually go to a mcdonalds by sexconker · · Score: 1

      The Angus burger IS decent.
      As is the Sirloin burger from Jack in the Box.
      And whatever Carl's Jr. is pimping.

      But I find myself just going to Jack in the Box and getting their Big Cheeseburger and a small order of fries.

      It's just a big cheeseburger with ketchup and an oniony mayo sauce. No useless vegetables to get in the way and make things messier and crappier tasting. I get it without the ketchup (because ketchup is disgusting) and easy on the oniony mayo stuff (they like to pile it on).

      I have soda at home, so no need to pay for it there. Total comes out to $2.49 after tax, and I get to order from the touchscreens they have, so I can tell the MACHINE to not put ketchup on my burger, yes I want fries no I don't want a combo, etc.

      I get a burger quickly, for cheap, and I don't have to deal with the high school drop outs who don't speak English, take forever to take my order, etc.

      The point is you can find something you'll like at any of the major chains. The larger factors in choice for me are the convenience, the quality (within a chain, quality can be vastly different at two different locations), and the amount I have to deal with the staff. The food itself? Just gimme my burger, or perhaps my various forms of fried chicken.

      Free wifi? Most people who would give a shit would be people who already have a data connection via their cell phone. And I'm not gonna die from lack of intertrons in the 5 minutes or less that I hope to be at your restaurant if I don't.

    2. Re: might actually go to a mcdonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well those would be mistakes in punctuation and grammar, but you're just being a cock anyway. Oh and fuck the french, mcdonalds, and Your Mother.

    3. Re:might actually go to a mcdonalds by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Truly, I'm speechless. My favorite line "So she wouldn't have to do the poo bag thing"

    4. Re:might actually go to a mcdonalds by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Troll

      No useless vegetables to get in the way

      Useless? The tomato and lettuce probably has more nutritional value than the rest of the sandwich. I usually get a Burger King Junior Whopper with cheese and a "value" fry. Like your lunch, it's $2.49.

      I have soda at home, so no need to pay for it there.

        I have hamburger, bread, and potatos at home too. Usually I just cook my own, way cheaper than a fats food burger.

    5. Re:might actually go to a mcdonalds by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Tomatos and lettuce have waaaaaaaaaaay less nutritional value than the meat cheese and bun.

      I need carbs.
      I need protein.
      I need fat.

      I DON'T need filler plant crap. I'm not a cow. I'm what eats cows.

      Vegetables suck.

    6. Re:might actually go to a mcdonalds by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We're omnivores, not carnivored or herbivores. We need meat AND veggies.

  31. I guess you missed the part by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    about talking pompously talking to other professionals.

    Throw in the requirements that the laptop is an iMac, aluminum models only, while displaying in full view your iPhone as well. If your a young college age woman your allowed to sit outside underneath the umbrella with a cigarette. Please not that similar aged men may not appear with a cigarette if they have Apple branded technology.

    If I had a nickle for every time I see this stereo type near me I would be...

    Someone did a very good job of marketing coffee shops to college students.

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    1. Re:I guess you missed the part by trapnest · · Score: 1

      Fyi, an iMac is a desktop computer. The Macbook, iBook, Powerbook, etc are laptops.

    2. Re:I guess you missed the part by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

      Comfortable and inviting coffee shops don't need to market to college students bearing macbooks. Merely by existing they become a mecca for someone who wants to study and has plenty of disposable income.

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    3. Re:I guess you missed the part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iMacs are not laptops... Who is the pompous ass here?

  32. Re:Starbucks free? -- Da Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Free for up to 2 hours (per-day, may not be split across multiple login sessions) if you've registered one of their Starbucks stored-value cards and you've used it to make a purchase sometime within the last 30 days.

    So more "free with purchase"-style.

  33. Re:What will MAFIAA do when they trace p2p to McDs by wadeal · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've had this for years in Aus and there's no easy way to p2p, there's a nice filter stopping pretty much all mainstream porn sites etc.

  34. Free WiFi but.. by dave562 · · Score: 1

    ..they will still charge for extra ketchup and McNugget sauces.

    1. Re:Free WiFi but.. by base3 · · Score: 1

      Most likely at the chintzy franchise stores that aren't owned by the company that do that crap, there won't be free WiFi either, because they aren't a "participating McDonalds."

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  35. Expect bright lights by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read somewhere that back in the 80's McDonalds in the US inner cities had problems with crack addicts. They'd stay all day, maybe buy a coffee or fries occasionally. Hardcore crack addicts don't eat much but they need small amounts of water, salt, sugar, caffeine and fat which were supplied by the coffee and fries. They smelled bad and were abusive and scared away the regular customers who'd spend more and leave quicker. The revenue per table hour started to drop in the crack addict infested restaurants. McDonalds Corporate was made aware of the problem and asked for directions.

    McDonalds is a bit like the bugs in Starship Troopers - lower level drones are able to implement policy and are interrogated about falling revenues but not trusted to make policy. That was done by MBAs - the McDonalds equivalent of Brain Bugs - in the headquarters. Now clearly forcefully evicting the crack addicts though possible would create a bad atmosphere. Studies were commissioned. It was found that crack addicts dislike bright lights but the good customers - people who wolf down this months's special premium burger supersize meal ("SwissMac Meal! With real Swiss Cheese!") and then got the hell out - weren't bothered by them. Or indeed anything else.

    A decision was made to increase the ambient light levels. The crack addicts left and revenues increased. My guess is geeks leaching wifi will need to be repelled in the same way, and for much the same reasons.

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    1. Re:Expect bright lights by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The problem with this theory is that McDonald's isn't a corporate monolith - there is no central Corporate office filled with brain bugs which everyone must obey. McDonald's is a weird hybrid with elements of corporate, franchise, associate, and cooperative business models. Individual franchisees have surprising amounts of latitude in their actions. (Which, among other things, is why the adverts carry the disclaimer "at participating locations".)

    2. Re:Expect bright lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying the solution to every problem is an ever increasing intensity of light?

    3. Re:Expect bright lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All they would have to do is have a clerk go around to tables every 20 minutes or so and ask people if they needed anything else. The geeks who want to surf and be left alone will get aggravated will leave. The regular people will think it's great service.

    4. Re:Expect bright lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is geeks leaching wifi will need to be repelled in the same way, and for much the same reasons.

      That's an easy one. Just put Coldplay, Muse, The Black-Eyed Peas & The Sugababes on loop in stores.

    5. Re:Expect bright lights by Eil · · Score: 1

      Equating geeks to crack addicts? Is that you, Darl?

    6. Re:Expect bright lights by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      No, but I've shilled for worse organisations than SCO in the past. And I took a grim satisfaction in doing so.

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  36. VOIP! by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Jesus when these go 802.11n there's going to be pretty serious municipal coverage.

    Android users (and apparently Nokia n900) are experiencing seamless voip integration... looking bad for the telecos!

  37. You Need a Clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, a professed drinker and gambler, moralize against what people eat. You flaming hypocrite.

    If you don't like McDonald's -- to paraphrase yourself -- Stay the Fuck home.

    Yeah, posting histories are a bitch.

  38. Foamy The Squirrel by Das+Auge · · Score: 1

    I see you worship at the feet of Foamy, too.

    NSFW
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcwAwTPX3IQ

  39. Try 2004 by sexconker · · Score: 1

    McDonald's WiFi has been free since late 2005.

    All you needed was a Nintendo DS.

    1. Re:Try 2004 by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      So... was it 2004 or late 2005?

    2. Re:Try 2004 by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Late 2004.
      Which is 2004.
      Which is not 2005.
      I don't know where you got 2005.
      I clearly typed 2004.

      You must have made a reado.

      (Damn lack of edit buttons!)

    3. Re:Try 2004 by Knowzy · · Score: 1

      That deal ended in late 2007, though there were still lots of other ways to get free Wi-Fi at McDonald's- Qwest and AT&T DSL customers, for example had free reign.

    4. Re:Try 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Qwest and AT&T DSL customers, for example had free reign.

      You mean rein.

      I suppose if you went to Burger King and got one of those complimentary paper crowns then you could have free reign.

  40. They charge for it? by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    There are places in the US where McDonalds charges for Wifi? I've never seen one. I know all the ones in my town that offer wifi (about 3 of them I think) are all free, and have been for at least 3 years. Any other ones I've been to that I've bothered to check have also been free. Where is it that they've been charging for it?

    1. Re:They charge for it? by Knowzy · · Score: 1

      Most McDonald's are franchises and they are not required to install AT&T Wi-Fi brand wireless. Some set up their own networks. Others jumped on board with AT&T but handed out free Wi-Fi coupons to their customers.

  41. It's the expensive places that still charge for it by Grond · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've noticed that, in general, the more expensive a place is the more likely it is to charge for WiFi. Hotels are especially bad about this. Inexpensive chains usually offer free WiFi whereas expensive hotels generally charge. Hiltons, in particular, often charge unbelievable rates: $15/night in some hotels. Far from competition bringing the price down, some have actually increased their rates over the years; $10/night used to be fairly standard. As best I can figure, they're targeting business travelers with expense accounts. For example, many hotels charge extra for the ability to use a VPN, which makes no technical sense but is a great way to price discriminate.

    I've also found that the terrible WiFi rates at many high-end hotels actually make sites like Priceline less useful. Yeah, you might get a great rate on a 4-star hotel, but when you figure in the cost of WiFi and parking it often ends up being nearly a wash. I think in the end it'll actually be the cell phone companies that kill overpriced WiFi. If you can use your tethered cell phone, why pay for WiFi? Sure a tethered data plan might be $60/month, but that's for 30 days compared to just 4 nights of WiFi at a Hilton.

  42. Anti-social by tepples · · Score: 1

    I also am finding it hard to imagine why you'd be so anti-social as to go out for a meal with your family and start coding during the meal.

    The senior citizens understand that I am not familiar enough with the subjects of their random conversations to be able to chime in intelligently. And in restaurants with Wi-Fi, they ask me to look up Indianapolis Colts (American football team) scores anyway. The kids are playing with their toys; I'll play with mine until the one with the car keys decides it's time to go. I'd take the bus, but family outings usually happen on one of the 59 days of the year when buses don't run.

    1. Re:Anti-social by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, somebody did a number on you. So you only go out with your family occasionally, and when you do, you'd rather code than spend time with them? Either you've become a desocialized nerd (be a geek, not a desocialized nerd), or have one of those shitty jobs where they make you feel like if you STOP coding, slave, they will fire you faster than you can say 'there's a guy in Calcutta who would do horrible, HORRIBLE things to be allowed to do YOUR job for six cents an hour, so count yourself lucky we keep you around." I mean, if the busses WERE running you'd cut out early? It's just that distasteful?

      Seriously dude, spend some time with your family. When they're gone, you're not going to say to yourself 'Man, I wish I worked on MORE code.'

    2. Re:Anti-social by tepples · · Score: 1

      So you only go out with your family occasionally, and when you do, you'd rather code than spend time with them?

      I can't make them talk about what I want to talk about, and they won't teach me how to talk about what they want to talk about. So how do I become no longer desocialized so that I don't have to use the service that is the subject of the article?

    3. Re:Anti-social by gauauu · · Score: 1

      I can't make them talk about what I want to talk about, and they won't teach me how to talk about what they want to talk about. So how do I become no longer desocialized so that I don't have to use the service that is the subject of the article?

      Practice.

    4. Re:Anti-social by tepples · · Score: 1

      I can't make them talk about what I want to talk about, and they won't teach me how to talk about what they want to talk about. So how do I become no longer desocialized so that I don't have to use the service that is the subject of the article?

      Practice.

      As I said, they won't give me the tools with which to practice. What should I do in order to try to practice? Interrupt them both and make offtopic comments? That would be even ruder than shutting up and withdrawing.

    5. Re:Anti-social by xaxa · · Score: 1

      How old are you? Socially, you seem about 12, but your language suggests you're older. You still seem obliged to go out with your family though -- maybe you're 16 or 17?

      What you need to do is listen. My dad's hobbies include walking in the countryside, athletics, football, trains and gardening. I have little to no interest in any of these, but by listening to his conversations about them in the last 15+ years I know more than the average person. The reverse is also true. It means that when he makes an offhand comment about where he's going to go hillwalking I can say something useful in response -- even if it's a question.

      Also, if you're not part of the conversation then they'll /never/ talk about what you want to talk about.

    6. Re:Anti-social by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Indianapolis Colts scores?
      It's not rocket science, the way this season is going. Them higher than the other guys. Well, at least until they see the Saints or Vikings in the Super Bowl.

      Also, I find myself ducking out of a crowd of parents/grandparents/etc. for similar reasons.
      If it's a gathering at our house or in the neighborhood, I have an even higher propensity to disappear.
      (Even if I know what's going on the conversation of a large crowd, it can be hard to get a word in edgewise.)

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  43. all in one stop by angelwolf71885 · · Score: 0

    FAT PORN and WoW all in one stop

  44. Product placement plus tech support by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is your Big MAC address? Have you enabled your Wi-Fry connection?

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  45. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by cigawoot · · Score: 1

    How can they block VPNs in a hotel unless you pay more? That makes no technical sense either, unless they got software that can detect the difference between "legit" traffic and tunneled traffic.

  46. On the Internet nobody knows... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    On the Internet, nobody knows you're chowing 255. Tell 'em you're at this very chic new place, the one in SF that has the $50,000 machine that's supposed to make the perfect espresso. They probably won't be able to track your actual location.

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  47. Wishful thinking? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

    With around 20,000 free hotspots between McDonald's and Starbucks (who went free[ish] earlier this year), anyone still charging for Wi-Fi is going to look foolish, if not downright greedy."

    I love the way Slashdot articles say stuff that just isn't true, just because the submitter wishes it was. It's so adorable.

  48. Re:McWi-Fi by al0ha · · Score: 1

    haha good one, though you risk being modded offtopic like I was, seems some /.'ers don't get the Mc references as well as the rest of society.

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  49. Re:What will MAFIAA do when they trace p2p to McDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you can only get to the really deviant porn?

  50. Table turn by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    Restaurants make money by turning tables. A customer sitting at a table sipping coffee for 2 hours over lunch might prevent several other people from getting a seat and ordering a full lunch.

    I haven't seen a full McDonalds for years though. My guess is that they looked at their numbers, saw that there were almost always open seats, and figured they had more to gain than lose.

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    1. Re:Table turn by tixxit · · Score: 1

      Restaurants make money by turning tables. A customer sitting at a table sipping coffee for 2 hours over lunch might prevent several other people from getting a seat and ordering a full lunch.

      Yeah, too many customers isn't much of a problem around here, which is part of why they offer free WiFi all over downtown.

  51. better than Starbucks by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    First off the layout of a McDonalds is actually better than Starbucks. It's pretty hard to find a seat in most starbucks and even if you do you're sitting at some tiny round table and a small chair. Unless you happen to be one of the 4 people that can sit at the 'computer table' or in the big stuffed chairs.

    McDonalds has booths and lots of them. Which provide more than enough room for a few people with laptops to sit at and work. Sure if you pick a McD's thats packed you're gonna be in for some noise, but the crowd that's there, unlike at Starbucks isn't looking to sit there for an hour and half and blog about the impact Software Piracy vs Somali Piracy as it pertains to the Nigerian bobsled team.

    The new Mcdonalds coffee isn't that bad and the price is outstanding. Sure I can't have the ego boosting espresso a hint of Madagascar cinnamon, but if I want something to drink while working, it's a pretty good deal.

  52. I'm glad some places charge... by RandomUsername99 · · Score: 1

    Living in Boston, I'm quite happy that some specific places charge for wifi. Especially in the Cambridge/Somerville area it can be downright impossible to try and get a seat at a coffee shop that doesn't charge for wifi. It's not uncommon to see hoards of people sitting there for HOURS during the busiest times of day with a laptop and a long-since emptied small coffee. There are plenty of places around that give out free wifi, and there should be. In places where there are so many users that they're actually losing business because paying customers can't find a table, they should certainly charge a nominal fee.

  53. what a turnaround by Wansu · · Score: 1

    Been in a McDonalds lately? I was real surprised when I went to one recently. They have better coffee than Starbucks. Their food is better. The place is clean. I had pretty much written them off. They've changed from the top down.

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    1. Re:what a turnaround by hackel · · Score: 1

      You have an interesting definition of "better." Sure Starbucks only has cakes and muffins, but at least it's real food that isn't going to rot you from the inside-out! I'm not saying I never eat at McDonald's, but I certainly regret it when I do... No person who cares about their body should be eating there, pretty much ever...

  54. 3 Strikes Law? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How fun will it be when the 3 strikes law takes out the McDonalds ?

  55. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by zn0k · · Score: 2, Informative

    By blocking ports and protocols related to VPN. Blocking all outbound tcp/1723 as well as GRE will block most PPTP traffic, blocking all outbound udp/4500, udp/500, ESP and AH will block most IPSec traffic, blocking all outbound udp/1701 will block most L2TP traffic just in case it isn't secured by IPSec in the first place. Decent firewalls can inspect HTTP traffic and make sure you're not using it to tunnel traffic. HTTPS traffic can be dropped once the connection has passed more traffic than you think could reasonably be a webpage, and so on.

    Can you find some way around those rules if you know what you're doing? Sure. But it's not particularly hard to make sure 99% of all users you're going to come across are not going to be able to use VPN without significant outside help.

  56. Power sharing by ei4anb · · Score: 1

    Some people in Paris bring multi-socket extension leads when they go to McDo's to ensure that everyone can plug in. WiFi has been free at McDo's in France for years.

  57. Be sure to wear a tin foil face mask by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    Cruise the net while on Micky Dee's nationwide security camera

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  58. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by hackel · · Score: 1

    This is exactly right. And it's not only wifi, they charge extra for pool/health club access, no free breakfast, parking like you already mentioned, sometimes they even charge for airport shuttles! It really is insane. I always try to avoid those hotels if I can... Sure, they might have fluffy beds and fancy marble showers, but the rest of the service is just terrible...

  59. Free as in beer? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Now how lucky are folks who live in apartments that but right up next to a McDonald's?

    1. Re:Free as in beer? by Cochonou · · Score: 1

      They probably feel very unlucky because of the smell.

    2. Re:Free as in beer? by macraig · · Score: 1

      What? I love the smell of grease in the morning! It's not quite as heavenly as living next door to a KFC or Long John Silver's, but gotta take what piece of Heaven you can get, right?

  60. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willingness_to_pay

    If you willing to dish out $500+ per night for a double queen room, then you're probably ok with $13 per night wifi and $32 cheeseburgers (Actual prices from a hilton I stayed at).

    I was sent on a short-notice (36 hours) emergency deployment to hawaii a while back; base housing was under construction so we had to stay downtown. I wound up living in the Waikiki Beach Hilton for about 2 months. That sounds great, and for the most part it was, but I was an E-5 living in an environment designed for the very rich. I had a nice view of the beach, yes, but like I said earlier the internet prices were outrageous. It turned out to be much cheaper to find a local t-mobile store and buy a usb wireless internet dongle. A month later I returned it and ultimately wound up paying only for the one month of service with no termination fee (under 30 days trial period).

    -b

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  61. Re:What will MAFIAA do when they trace p2p to McDs by Knowzy · · Score: 1

    I've never tried a BitTorrent or any other p2p app on McD Wi-Fi but they don't filter much on the outgoing side. I've used many services on non-standard ports, including SSH2 and cisco VPN and never had a problem.

    You'll never get to listen on incoming port, though, so you'll always be a p2p leech on McD Wi-Fi.

    Also, the network is centrally managed by AT&T Wi-Fi (formerly Wayport). It's not like they're just throwing up a $50 router and forgetting about it. Certain activities may get their attention...

  62. Already Free Here by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

    WiFi has always been free at our McDonald's here in Podunk, Ohio.

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  63. McDrunk by flahwho · · Score: 1

    Free as in Free Beer?

    "...I'll have a large Big & Tasty meal and a McMillerLite."

  64. Sad but true. by formfeed · · Score: 1
    I have had ATT-Dsl for 4 years now. With it comes "free" ATT-wifi at every McDonalds. But I haven't stopped once at a McDonalds to use their wifi.

    When traveling, I usually stop at a Panera, where I can pretend to enjoy the coffee (free refills till you shake), pretend that I like the better bread, pretend that I like the general relaxing atmosphere.

    Gosh, I am so pretentious. But I have to admit, that if I had any desire to feel like an important reporter covering a war, typing in the story in hostile territory, while constantly under the threat, that someone might be throwing something at you, I would for sure prefer to sit at a McDonalds.

  65. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you might get a great rate on a 4-star hotel, but when you figure in the cost of WiFi and parking it often ends up being nearly a wash.

    People pay for hotel WiFi? That's the whole point of MAC spoofing. Run your favorite sniffer until you see a MAC passing a lot of traffic, make sure it's not the WAP itself, then change your MAC to it. OK, so you and the person you're borrowing from will get each other's packets, but your network stacks will drop packets they aren't expecting.

    Or so I've read.

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  66. free is free? by ncohafmuta · · Score: 1

    "free is free"? man, that's profound. who was the genius that thought that one up?
    probably the same guy that is implying that mcdonald's isn't greedy anymore. greasy, maybe.

  67. Another problem about to get MUCH worse... by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some airports that have free Wi-Fi have seen an increase in people setting up Wi-Fi from the parking lots in an attempt to go on a Phishing expedition. They basically take advantage of people that don't really pay attention to what network they are connecting to.

    Anyone really expect McDonald's customers to check such things?

    McDonald's is simply making this as easy as possible. Buy a cup of coffee in the drive-thru, go back around to the parking lot, bait ya hook, and start Phishing.

    1. Re:Another problem about to get MUCH worse... by Knowzy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how pay vs. free changes this. They've always had an unsecured Wi-Fi network. You can sniff packets whether you're authenticated or not.

      Please enlighten us.

    2. Re:Another problem about to get MUCH worse... by Knowzy · · Score: 1

      Easier to authenticate anonymously and cause mischief? More people using the network because it's now free, therefore more targets for break-in?

      Really, I'm racking my brain here trying to figure out the increased security risk.

    3. Re:Another problem about to get MUCH worse... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      "More people using the network because it's now free, therefore more targets for break-in?"

      Bingo. Makes it worthwhile for someone to sit there Phishing.

  68. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are right. It's only a matter of time before free WiFi access becomes obsolete. In my country it costs $12/month for 6 Mbit/s internet connection through the cell phone or $6/month for 0,3 Mbit/s. It's only when travelling by train that I find it useful to have WiFi since the cell phone may loose the connection in some places.

  69. This is great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we now have nationwide wiFi Coverage!

  70. Back in my day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in my day people went to an eatery to eat. Damn that must have been so long ago, probably like last century or something.

  71. You pay for wifi @ McDonalds in the US? by epp_b · · Score: 1

    Even in the little Canadian hick-town where I live, McDonalds' wifi access is free.

    1. Re:You pay for wifi @ McDonalds in the US? by Knowzy · · Score: 1

      Yep, we're one of the last hold-outs. McDonald's in the UK, Australia, Singapore all have free Wi-Fi.

  72. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by DwySteve · · Score: 1

    That's the effect of having most of your clients be business travelers. If they can expense it, chances are they'll buy it. So if they need WiFi to do work, they just charge it and the company pays for it. Companies don't care, so the hotels win.

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  73. We have this in Australia by dov_0 · · Score: 1

    Been free for ages here in Australia and stacks of people use it. Especially loved by poor students everywhere...

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  74. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by CSMatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hiltons, in particular, often charge unbelievable rates: $15/night in some hotels.

    I had heard they were promiscuous socialites, but had no idea they were hookers.

  75. Re:It's the expensive places that still charge for by xaxa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I went to a university that happens to be in one of the fanciest parts of one of the most expensive cities in the world. They owned some nearby houses, which were rented to first-year students.

    It was cool to have a Lamborghini parked outside my window for a year, next to the Porsche and the line of BMWs and Mercedes. But the novelty wore off when I realised the nearby shops charged 50%-100% more than elsewhere (even the food shops -- although in their case the prices were the same, but they only stocked luxury brands).

    The problem solved itself though, as there was no way I could afford to rent a place nearby for the rest of my course.

  76. McDonald's is your kind of place... by vaporland · · Score: 1

    Porn movies in your face!
    Free music peer to peer,
    Download without the fear!
    And don't forget the kiddie pix,
    Craigslist and turning tricks!
    McDonalds is your kind of place...

    (apologies to Ray Kroc)

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  77. Fire good... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    Flame Broiled, or nothing.

    Get off your butt and generate the flame part with your own damn propane. About the least complicated actual cooking there is. :)
    (although I admit I'm too lazy for charcoal.)

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  78. Other burger joints by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I know "regular" restaurants do often include burgers on their menu, but there seem to be places inbetween: better burgers than the fast-food joints, but not quite the slower service or higher prices of regular restaurants.
    Bill Gray's and Tom Wahl's are, for me, local examples.

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