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  1. Re:big a pdf on National Ignition Facility Fires 192-Beam Pulse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your computer is infected with the Adobe virus. A format and reinstall is required to completely eliminate it.

  2. Re:And on Fermilab Not Dead Yet, Discovers Rare Single Top Quark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yep, it descretely walked the planck a while ago...

  3. Re:And on Fermilab Not Dead Yet, Discovers Rare Single Top Quark · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should let it simultaneously exist as funny and not exist as funny.

    That would be almost as spooky as pink ponies!

  4. Re:All consentual sexual relationships are... on Sheriff Sues Craiglist For Prostitution Ads · · Score: 1

    As George Carlin (RIP) said, "If selling is legal, and fucking is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal?"

  5. Re:Any project named NaCl on Google NativeClient Security Contest · · Score: 4, Funny

    PbF!! Yeah right it did.

    Will Slashdot receive the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for discovering the onomatopoeic bond?

  6. Re:STOP. You have no idea what you're doing. on Best Solution For HA and Network Load Balancing? · · Score: 1

    A v90 modem gives you 31200 bps upstream, or 3.9 kB/s, or 336 960 kbytes per day, ignoring TCP/IP overhead. That gives you about 337 bytes per hit, if doing 1M a day. That doesn't even cover the HTTP headers.

    Fool.

  7. Re:1000 FTP Users is not 1000 HTTP users on Best Solution For HA and Network Load Balancing? · · Score: 1

    A 7200 RPM hard drive can do roughly 167 seeks per second. If we had a 100 Mbps port, and 1000 users, that's roughly 10 KB/s each. If the server was configured to do read ahead on files, such as reading in 64 KB chunks, that would reduce the read needs for each connection to once every 6 seconds. If only one in 6 connections needs a read at a given moment, that 167 seeks per second drive could handle about 1000 simultaneous streaming reads. You could easily double the capacity of the system by doubling the chunk size. If you're just serving large files, disk bandwidth will be your bottleneck long before seek time.

  8. Re:STOP. You have no idea what you're doing. on Best Solution For HA and Network Load Balancing? · · Score: 1

    I'm serving 1 million PHP hits a day and up to 200 MySQL queries per second (5 min avg) on a 3 GHz Celeron with 1 GB of RAM. I could do 10,000 hits per day on a 486.

  9. Re:Cool on Shuttleworth Announces Karmic Koala · · Score: 1

    None this makes any sense to us jocks. Can you explain it using a sports analogy?

  10. Re:Where's the story? on Microsoft.com Makes IE8 Incompatibility List · · Score: 1

    Say they saved 200 bytes per front page hit. Say it gets hit 50,000,000 times per day. That's already 10 TB of bandwidth. If they're paying 10 per GB, that's $1000/day saved.

  11. Re:Soak up debris? on Hubble Repair Mission At Risk · · Score: 3, Funny

    The foil strips will make the sky even more pretty and sparkly, just like pixie dust! *taps wand*

  12. Hypocracy on Hubble Repair Mission At Risk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They'll send tens of thousands of young men (and women) overseas to be shot at and kill others, but not risk seven lives to fucking further humanity and human knowledge?

    I don't get it.

  13. Re:NIH on New Bill Would Repeal NIH Open Access Policy · · Score: 1

    Yes, I was trying to be sarcastic :)

  14. NIH on New Bill Would Repeal NIH Open Access Policy · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like this institution is a great source of progress or innovation. I don't think anything of value will be lost. I mean, even look at their acronym: Not Invented Here.

  15. Re:MySQL = key value store on Is the Relational Database Doomed? · · Score: 1

    The InnoDB engine is pretty nice. The coming Falcon engine looks promising, too. MySQL will be around for a long time to come.

  16. Re:Uh-oh on Is the Relational Database Doomed? · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's okay! I'll just rollback the transaction.... oh shit, that was a MyISAM table...

  17. Re:Lunix sucks! on Post-Beta Windows 7 Build Leaked With New IE8 · · Score: 1

    course*

    Damnit, I should have hit the preview button!

  18. Re:Lunix sucks! on Post-Beta Windows 7 Build Leaked With New IE8 · · Score: 1

    So out of all the user friendly distros you pick... Gentoo?

    Of corse he picked Gentoo. Gentoo are penguins. And penguins are cute and fuzzy. And anything cute and fuzzy must be friendly and easy to use. Right?

  19. Re:Satellite smoke on Satellites Collide In Orbit · · Score: 1

    Iridium33 is the name of the satellite that got whacked.

  20. Re:Satellite smoke on Satellites Collide In Orbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    It should be pretty though. Iridium comes from the greek word for rainbow, iris: think of all the pretty shiny bits strewn across the sky.

    It's a shame it was Iridium-33 that got pummelled. If it were Iridium-192, it would have decayed into platinum and made that rainbow so much more beautiful.

  21. Re:This was bound to happen. on Satellites Collide In Orbit · · Score: 4, Funny

    The interesting question is how come they didn't maneuver one of them out of the way.

    They couldn't talk to each other because someone took out a communication satellite. Obviously.

  22. Re:Summary on BeOS Successor Haiku Keeps the Faith · · Score: 1

    I thought of making a witty retort to grandparent's poetry, but then I saw his nick and wrote that instead.

  23. Re:ReligiOS on BeOS Successor Haiku Keeps the Faith · · Score: 1

    Dude. Chill Out. Just Be.

  24. Re:Summary on BeOS Successor Haiku Keeps the Faith · · Score: 5, Funny

    "THOUGHT!"
    "KNOWLEDGE!"
    "METHODS!"
    "TOOLS!"
    "EVIL!"

    "Go Patent!"

    "By your powers combined, I am Captain Patent!"

    Captain Patent, he's our hero
    Gonna take innovation down to zero

    He's our powers magnified
    And he's fighting on the patent's side

    Captain Patent, he's our hero
    Gonna take innovation down to zero

    Gonna help him put in the penumbrae
    People who share ideas, techniques and sundry

    "You'll pay for this Captain Patent!"

    We're the Patenteers
    You can be one too
    'Cause saving our patents is the thing to do!

    Sharing and collaborating is not the way
    Hear what Captain Patent has to say!

    "The Power is Ours!"

  25. Re:The real surprise is... on UK Government Plans 10-Year Database of Citizens' Travel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Canada has been for years, yes. The only time I have not had my ID scanned when returning to Canada was on a tour bus where the guard just looked at my passport. The US guards are particularly anal. Last time I crossed into the US, the guard accused me of trying to move there because I had crossed a week earlier. Although there is one crossing where I've never had trouble -- because there is no guard.