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  1. Future History on Disposable Digital Cameras Have Arrived · · Score: 1

    Here's how it's going to go:

    1. The cameras will appear in stores.
    2. Some geek will buy one for $10, take it apart and discover how to, among other things, extract the pictures. This information will go onto his website.
    3. Lots of other geeks will buy the cameras, use the hack to extract the pictures and treat them as cheap non-disposable digital cameras.
    4. It will turn out that the cameras are actually a loss-leader.
    5. Lawyers, DMCA threats, vilification, fire, brimstone, cancellation of the product.

    The thing is, it's pretty simple to get around this scenario. Simply:

    1. Sell the cameras themselves (with cables and software) as a retail product and at a fair price (i.e. one that makes a modest profit) and offer the same services (prints and PhotoCDs) for a fee.
    2. Require a deposit on the "disposable" version that the customer gets back when they return the camera for picture processing such that the deposit plus initial price together cover the camera's replacement cost.

    This assumes that the cost of the retail version is around the same as the cost of a "disposable" plus deposit plus cost of cables and that the deposit is still low enough that it's not a big deal to lose the camera.

    If it isn't, this enterprise looks pretty doomed to me.

  2. Re:Take that, Christian Right on Saving the Net · · Score: 1
    Don't arbitrarily lump Christians in with the conservatives, that's stereotyping. Open mind - good; stereotyping - bad.

    Sheesh! You make one joke, and everyone leaps down your throat. (Well, okay, it wasn't so much of a joke as a humourous exaggeration, but still.)

    In any case, to clarify: I'm not referring to Christians. I'm referring to that political/cultural movement known (typically by outsiders) as "The Christian Right" or "The Religious Right". This is a conglomeration of Christianity and conservative values.

    Political conservatives like this because it gives them access to the Christian vote and it lets them propagate their agenda outside of political campaigns through the use of TV and radio preachers (thus side-stepping campaign funding laws.) Christians tend to go for this because quite a lot of them don't know the Bible all that well and in any case, they'll vote for someone who says he's a Christian because that means he's on the side of good, right?

    So, as a Christian of a non-right-wing leaning who occasionally gets into political discussions with other Christians of a more Conservative persuasion, I find it ironic and slightly satisfying that Conservative thought more closely resembles Satanist doctrine than Christian.

  3. Re:Do NOT buy them. on Skeptical Reactions To SCO From Around The Globe · · Score: 1
    Kill them. Kill them a lot. Kill them slowly and painfully with a death by 1000 lawyers. Drain their monetary life's blood a dollar at a time in such a way that they see it going and know they can't get it back.

    Three words: minor shareholders' lawsuit.

    This is where the minority shareholders sue the company for loss of earnings due to poor management practices. I'm thinking that pissing off the entire computer-using world might coung as such.

    Also, I wonder if such a suit might even include the Canopy Group?

  4. Take that, Christian Right on Saving the Net · · Score: 1

    As George Lakoff explained in Moral Politics: What Conservatives Know that Liberals Don't (University of Chicago, 1995), conservatives consider strength a "moral value". Strong is good. Weak is bad.

    And if you want to really piss off a conservative, you can then point out that this idea--Strong good, weak bad--is Satanist dogma.

    On the other hand, the reverse--Strong Bad--answers his email in a really funny manner.

  5. Re:The GPL is like a Vaccine on LGPL is Viral for Java · · Score: 1

    Also,

    • People who want to use a known, well-understood license.
    • People who want to make money selling the right to create binary-only versions.
    • People who think the GPL best suits their development community.
    • People who want to ensure interoperability.
    • People who don't want to spend more time writing a license than it took to write the code.

    You don't need to agree with Stallman's preamble to find the license terms useful.

  6. Re:BitTorrent is a valid technology on BitTorrent Community Running For Cover? · · Score: 1
    That's only once or twice, because there just isn't that much legally distributable material that can reach the required "critical mass" for BitTorrent to be effective and necessary.

    So who wants to hack apt-get to use BitTorrent? Really, for something like the Debian project where the bandwidth has to be paid for by volunteers, this would be perfect.

  7. Kibo said it best on Olmos Tells Fans: "Don't Watch Galactica" · · Score: 1

    I must now refer you to the ageless wisdom of James "Kibo" Parry on this subject:

    BATTLESTAR GALACTICA IS ABOUT BREAST CANCER

    Really! Just google for "Battlestar Galactica" and "breast cancer".

  8. Re:Once again on More Cheap Linux PCs · · Score: 1
    [Cheap PCs are crap! No they're not!]

    Buying a PC is very much like finding a mechanic. Unless you know cars or know the mechanic's reputation, you're gambling.

    There are very good whitebox makers out there, and there are swindlers who'll sell you any old piece of junk for $50 less than the price of a good system. You have to find the honest and competent dealers to get a good system. That or you need to spec the components down to the model numbers and insist that the shop use those parts or you won't buy it.

    (I used to suggest to friends that they get a name-brand system such as Compaq or Dell because you'd at least get a minimum of quality, but I've heard enough complaints about them that I don't know if that's true anymore.)

    My last two PCs were whitebox systems and they've both been pretty trouble-free, but each time, I asked around for the name of a reputable dealer first.

  9. Re:Redundant??? on QBASIC Programming for Dummies · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Students should be learning with a command line. No GUI apps to start. Learn from the ground up. Otherwise you'll be able to do things, but not necessarily understand them.

    The problem is not with GUI-based languages; it's with tools that hide their inner workings from you. VB is like that but so is VC and MFC.

    Smalltalk, on the other hand, is also purely GUI-based but it's also completely transparent. The entire system--including the GUI (usually)--is written in Smalltalk and you can browse it and modify it just like any other part of the system.

    (A good open-source Smalltalk system is Squeak if you're interested.)

    I get the impression from looking at M$-ware that they have divided the world into rulers and peons with their developers in the ruling class and the customers as the peons. When this extends into their development tools it's either "this is too hard for you to understand" (in the case of VB and the like) or "you don't need to know this--just read the API documentation" for VC. Whether or not a GUI is involved is relevant only in that MS seems to be trying to get rid of the CLI.

    If I were teaching a programming course, I would avoid MS tools (and those that try to emulate them) like the plague.

  10. Re:Has anybody considered on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 1
    Especially as we have 80 lines of identical code including comments which is the real kicker.

    IIRC, they weren't identical, just very similar. Given that the person who reported this is not a programmer, I wouldn't be surprised if the similarities in the comments were along the lines of the phrases "signal handler", "process', "page fault" and so on--stuff that's ordinary CS terminology.

    Alternately, they were things defined in POSIX with comments taken from the description in the standard. The set of signal numbers comes right to mind. I have the SCO and Linux versions of these side by side right now and they're pretty similar. The comments are slightly different (the GNU version cites the origin while SCO does not) but I can see how an unschooled reviewer could consider them similar. I wouldn't be surprised if the offending code came from there, stdio.h or one of the other standard parts of the system.

  11. Re:SCO still packs a punch? on SCO SCO SCO! · · Score: 1
    The only unfortunate part is that this would reward the people who did this.

    Well, if Perens is right, the real villain is the VC group that funded Caldera and apparently has been micromanaging them forever. So why don't the minor shareholders sue them for mismanaging the company? Not only is it their fault and not only do they deserve it, but they've got deep pockets too.

    (Personally, I think shareholder lawsuits are a flaw of the legal system, but I'm willing to make an exception in this case.)

  12. Re:Wrong media baron on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 1

    D'oh! You're right.

    My apologies to Mr. Murdoch.

    For this, at least.

  13. Re:One Channel My ASS on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 4, Insightful
    but MSNBC reported (I think Joe Scarborough did it) that no Newscorp/Rupert Murdock station would accept a PAID ADVERTISEMENT that was against this deregulation.

    This surprised me not at all.

    A few years back, when Murdoch was a Canadian citizen, he tried to get British Peerage, which is illegal for Canadians and so was blocked by the Prime Minister. This did not please Murdoch and so the issue became front-page news on the National Post, the Canadian national newspaper he'd founded not long before. That's right--he used his newspaper chain as a venue for a temper tantrum. (IIRC, Murdoch eventually gave up Canadian citizenship so he could get his lordship. Good riddance, I say.)

    More seriously, he also ordered all of his papers to run editorials opposing a particular major land-claim settlement with various First Nations groups.

    And then, there was the town that got so pissed off at him that they started their own local newspaper.

    Anyway, y'all had best start investing in printing presses and broadcast licenses. The only way you'll get decent media now is if you make it yourselves.

  14. Too complicated, d00d! on IE6 SP1 Will Be Last Standalone Version · · Score: 1
    I think the truth is just that Microsoft intends to integrate DRM very tightly with their OS and browser, and they're aren't going to try to backport that to, say, Win98...

    No, see, it's just that Microsoft wants people to buy new copies of Windows. This change means that you won't be able to get the most recent IE without upgrading. It's simple short-term greed.

    BTW, with this move, there's a window of opportunity for Mozilla, Opera, Konqueror et.al. For the next two years or so--until Longhorn is widely adopted--the MS web standard won't change. Web designers will have to stay compatible with this release of IE if they want to keep the majority of their audience. This means that any reasonably up-to-date browser will soon also be compatible with the majority of websites so competition will be based on the quality of software, not whether it will work on a particular website.

    This might lose MS their web monopoly.

  15. Re:Mirrored on AOL Pulls Nullsoft's WASTE · · Score: 1

    AOL, and not Nullsoft, probably owns the rights to WASTE, and so only AOL can release the software under the GPL.

    Actually, the copyright message (at least in one source file) says Copyright Nullsoft. As long as whoever authorized the release of WASTE at Nullsoft had the authority to do so, it's out and there's nothing AOL can legally do about it. Remember--exactly the same thing happened with Gnutella and I never heard of anyone getting fired over it.

    My paranoid conspiracy theory is that AOL wants this technology to be out there because it creates demand for high-speed networks. Only, they don't want to get sued by (the rest of) Hollywood so they make it look like an accident.

    Nullsoft does the GPL'd dirty work, everyone downloads the source code and then AOL slaps them on the wrist. If they get sued, they can argue that they followed best practices for those circumstances.

  16. I don't buy it. on Resume Spamming Creates Storage, Legal Snags · · Score: 1

    The question I kept asking myself as I read the article was, "What's so hard about just tarring, gzipping and burning each month's mail spool to CD-ROM?"

    3000 resumes a month isn't likely to fill even one CD.

    I suspect that this article is actually a complaint about those pesky equal-opportunity employment regulations.

  17. Also, they've tied the penguin to the rails on SCO Drops Linux, Says Current Vendors May Be Liable · · Score: 1
    Sheesh!

    This is just FUD. They're trying to pollute the entire Linux market so that one of the successful vendors will buy them out just to shut them up.

    I mean, this bit pretty much gives it away:

    Similar to analogous efforts underway in the music industry, we are prepared to take all actions necessary to stop the ongoing violation of our intellectual property or other rights.

    If that's not the corporate equivalent of twirling your moustache and laughing evilly, I don't know what is.

  18. They laughed at me at the academy on AI Going Nowhere? · · Score: 0, Funny
    You may scoff at my robots now, MARVIN MINSKY, but you will not be laughing so loudly when you see my legions of GIANT ROBOT SOLDIERS. They will CRUSH you in their GIANT METAL CLAWS and issue metallic LAUGHTER as you beg for mercy.

    ALL HAIL YOUR NEW METALLIC OVERLORDS!!!11!!

  19. Oh dear! on Intel's 'Personal Server': The Handheld Killer? · · Score: 1
    The personal server mounts on any PC that can recognize wireless devices: "Any computer becomes your computer," said Want.

    Hear that?

    That's the sound of the world's virus writers drooling.

  20. Re:You can't get blood from a stone on SCO Claims Kernel Contains UnixWare Code · · Score: 1
    If they scare enough of their current customers into thinking that Linux has intellectual property problems then they might retain some key accounts for another round of upgrades.


    Almost, but not quite. What they're really trying to do is get bought out while their stock is still worth something. They're hoping that this lawsuit will do so much damage to Linux sales that somebody will buy them just to shut 'em up.

  21. I'm going to start a printer company! on Ink Cartridges with Built-In Self-Destruct Dates · · Score: 1

    And I'm going to completely blow the competition out of the water with my ground-breaking business plan:

    1. Make good printers.
    2. Sell them at a profit.
    3. Let anyone sell ink cartridges and use the low price of ink as a selling point.

    I'm a genius!

  22. The Wrong Question on Why Do People Write Open Source Software? · · Score: 1
    There's an incorrect assumption implicit in the question of why people write OSS, which is that writing software is somehow a terrible labour. Most of us got into programming because we enjoy it. Contributing to an OSS project is no skin off my nose.

    I write OSS for all sorts of reasons, depending on what the project is. It's not so hard or so much effort that I need to review my priorities before starting.

  23. License changes aren't required on Linus on DRM · · Score: 1

    The only difference between bullet-proof personal privacy protection and Orwellian DRM measures is who has the private key. And if you have the source code (and the GPL requires that you can get it), you can always set your own private key.

    DRM is about taking away the user's control of their computer. The GPL is about making sure that the user has full control of their computer.

    Linux, because it's system software under the GPL, is already anti-DRM.

  24. Why, oh why, don't they think long-term on Charlie Northrup's One-Man Patent Grab Continues · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The way this scam works is:

    1. Patent something.
    2. Go after big corporations.
    3. Set your prices low enough that it's cheaper to roll over than to defend against an infringement suit.

    It's cheaper in the short-term to just give in to these assholes, but if everyone always fought every garbage patent, it would put them out of business.

    And that would be cheaper in the long run.

  25. I see a great need... on "Super-DMCA" Outlaws Ph.D. Thesis · · Score: 1

    for a FAQ that explains when you need a good IP lawyer and how to find one. I'm surprised that there isn't one yet, actually.