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Resume Spamming Creates Storage, Legal Snags

selan writes "Did you know that federal law requires companies to store a copy of every single resume they receive? This applies to emailed resumes too, regardless of whether the applicant got the company's name wrong or is applying for a job that doesn't exist at the company. Employers not in compliance risk being fined and could lose government contracts. The resulting storage problems are creating massive headaches at companies who are overwhelmed with bulk-emailed resumes. The Baltimore Sun has the story."

309 comments

  1. Another weapon by 3DKnight · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder how long it will take for /.'ers to start using this loophole to further back up Spammers and their companies. then again.. they never did follow the law exactly, so why start now?

    1. Re:Another weapon by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      Spammers don't care about the law, so why should their victims?

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    2. Re:Another weapon by Synic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Score: 4 Interesting?
      How is this interesting?
      Interesting would be a slashdot poster actually bothering to read the link, and making a relevant comment and not relating it to some other slashdot hot-topic.

    3. Re:Another weapon by Narcissus · · Score: 1

      I think what 3DKnight is inferring is that we all send our resumes to known spamming companies. The idea is that if we all sent our resumes to them, they would have to keep them. In essence, an annoyance for them, provided by email.

      The comment then goes on to say that it probably would not affect them, as they are not the most law abiding companies in the world.

      So I would consider it a very interesting comment, actually. So maybe "interesting" would be a Slashdot poster actually bothering to try and understand the impact of another post.

    4. Re:Another weapon by crgrace · · Score: 1

      think what 3DKnight is inferring is that we all send our resumes to known spamming companies. The idea is that if we all sent our resumes to them, they would have to keep them.

      No, I think he's implying that.

    5. Re:Another weapon by Narcissus · · Score: 1

      Well according to this, they can mean the same thing. Thanks for the heads up, though. I always try and improve my use of language, and if I didn't decide to research exactly what my error was, I'd have never confirmed that they could be used as synonyms. It was an honest mistake, but I'm just glad that it happened to be correct, none the less.

    6. Re:Another weapon by darien · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the usage of "infer" to mean "imply" should be documented in the dictionary - because it is occasionally seen - but I would nevertheless beg you not to encourage its wider adoption. The entry itself does go on to say:

      Usage Note: Infer is sometimes confused with imply, but the distinction is a useful one.

      Of course, modern English is the product of millions of confusions and corruptions, and I'm sure we would all agree that this seems to have done it no great harm. But that's not a very strong argument for embracing every change in usage that comes along - particularly when, as in this case, the effect would be to obscure a currently clear and useful distinction between two words.

      To "improve one's use of language" is always going to be a moving target; but I for one would applaud you for taking the more purist route on this one. :-)

    7. Re:Another weapon by crgrace · · Score: 1

      Here here!

    8. Re:Another weapon by Synic · · Score: 1

      Particularly, I hate the substitution of "aggravate" for "annoy." Aggravating would be the worsening of a situation, whereas annoying would be something that is being bothersome. The distinction should be clearer.

  2. What are we waiting for?!! by levik · · Score: 5, Funny
    Let's all apply for the newly opened CEO position at Microsoft!

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    1. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by anagama · · Score: 4, Funny


      Forget that. I want a job at SCO!!! Don't you all?

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    2. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But do you really want the beast to know who you are?

      No...

      I didn't think so.

    3. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by levik · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read the blurb (forget about the story)... The resume doesn't have to be a valid one :) Since Microsoft is probably an equal opportunity employer, I wonder if they would consider a certain Mouse

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    4. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by adamontherun · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a killer way to annoy some spam kings.... Might Ralksy need a few good workers?

    5. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2, Informative

      The law only applies to companies with 15 or more employees. I doubt that he has that many.

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    6. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by crazyphilman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amusing thought: what if people decided to send the resumes in, written in permamant marker on clay shingles? Or better, engraved on lead plates?

      "Um, Sir? We just got a shipment of 973 new lead-plate resumes. Some are several pages long, mostly system administration experience."

      "Crap. What next? Put them in the file cabinet."

      "We did, sir, but they fell through the floor and killed Bob in Accounting."

      "Damn! Send someone down there with a come-along and move them down to the basement with the others..."

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    7. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet Jebus, that is the funniest thing I have read in weeks! Mod parent up!

    8. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That lawyer he hired might have more that 15 employees. It think it had three partners. Darn. They probably only have at home three more staff, or they wouldn't take such a low life case.

    9. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really want a job there, but a bunch of my invisible friends a thinking of applying.

    10. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Xentax · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't think they're required to save the resume in its submitted format -- especially considering many are received electronically.

      It would still be worth it though, just to see a new posting for the "lucky" person whose job it will be to copy/scan/decode lead-plate/clay tablet/written-in-Mayan resumes...

      Xentax

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    11. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Forget that. I want a job at SCO!!! Don't you all?

      Obviously you clicked on the link in the sig of the parent, and donated some of your IQ. I hope they put it to good use :-)

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    12. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by perdelucena · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How to get a job in post Internet-Buble Era:

      1) Send your resume to a big company to an e-mail that doesnt exists
      2) They loose your resume (for sure)
      3) You let them choose you to give a job or sue them
      4)Profit

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    13. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      The last idiot who resume-spammed me sent his in the form of a GIF. Even if I was hiring, I wouldn't have hired him.

      And yes, despite the fact that my "company" is a two-person consulting firm that's on semi-permanent hold as I work in the Fortune 500 world, I still preserved the goddamn thing; along with the email I sent to his provider getting his account yanked for spamming.

    14. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Wanted: HR Drone.

      Come work for a company on the cutting edge! Here at S**, we don't make products; we sue over them! As a newly hired HR Drone, every day will be exciting, whether you're arguing with the teamsters over whether lead plates constitute heavy loads, dodging a falling pallet of resumes as it crashes down into accounting (freeing up positions and jump-starting our economy), or using your brawn to muscle those resumes onto our industrial scanner for permanant storage! Ambitious, energetic applicants may find themselves managing our lead smelting operation -- why pay money for a gym sauna, when you can be promoted into one!

      Requirements:

      Must be able to lift 60 pounds; must be able to operate industrial equipment; must be able to use a computer and scanner. High pain threshhold desireable. Salary DOE. EOE. Unlucky workers DOA.

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    15. Re:What are we waiting for?!! by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      So, did your cruel and wretched retaliation against this poor hopeful employee make you feel powerful and important? Do you feel like a big man, because you mercilessly stripped some poor unemployed guy of his internet connection? And, over what? His harmless sending of a resume in hopes of working with you? Do you feel like more of a man, now that you've shown yourself to be a beast?

      You've done more than beat on the downtrodden; you have made yourself into the type of person who beats on the downtrodden and has the gall to brag about it on Slashdot. As such, you are insignificant to me. You simply don't exist.

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  3. Company looking for experienced developers... by Lugor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send your resumes here: careers@microsoft.com.
    Bulk mailers welcome.

    1. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      And make sure that you use a proprietary, non-MS filetype to write your resume in. I suggest Gzipped Koffice documents.

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    2. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know one of the 3 ladies at MS who reads the emails sent to careers@microsoft.com. She told me that they junk >90% of the resumes, and the rest they dole out to regional recruiters who may or may not look at them. So I doubt bulk emailing will have any effect since, like with most "email your reume to" links, it is totally worthless to begin with.

    3. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by ckaminski · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except that 1) Microsoft is likely to be using Winzip, just like every other windows corporation in the universe, and 2) might actually be able to read those fine Koffice .RTF's. :-)

      Nah, what you really need to do is send them some uuencoded ROT13'd latex documents. That'd get 'em good.

    4. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WinXP has zip support built in, so that's also something they'd likely be using.

    5. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that WinZip will open gzip'd dox, whereas I'm sure WinXP won't, although I haven't tried it.

    6. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by LordBodak · · Score: 1

      You're right. The compressed folder support in WinXP only supports Zips-- I had to install WinZip to get gzip support.

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    7. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by RLiegh · · Score: 1
      The point is that WinZip will open gzip'd dox, whereas I'm sure WinXP won't, although I haven't tried it.

      I have, it won't. I had to download gzip386.exe from ftp.gnu.org
    8. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      She could mean "junk" as "ignore" and not as delete.

    9. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by ichimunki · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget that. I'm going to encode mine using CSS, that way not only do they have to store them, but reading them would violate the DMCA.

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    10. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Koffice does not use RTFs natively - it used zipped (not gzipped) XML files.

    11. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they hire you, sue them for DMCA violation. If they don't hire you, sue them for discrimination against pasty white programmers. :)

    12. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by darien · · Score: 1

      I'm going to encode mine using CSS

      So it won't be displayed correctly in IE, you mean? :)

    13. Re:Company looking for experienced developers... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I know, I was being pedantic. :-) Thanks for the clarification, though!

  4. use /dev/null for storage by stonebeat.org · · Score: 4, Funny

    you can always use /dev/null for storing all the resumes - bulk or non-bulk ;)

    1. Re:use /dev/null for storage by tato+(and+tato+only) · · Score: 5, Funny

      I use /dev/urandom. Given sufficient time, I can retrieve any resume; from it.

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    2. Re:use /dev/null for storage by Cached+Hit · · Score: 0

      now that was way more original than the parent post. mod up.

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    3. Re:use /dev/null for storage by fastdecade · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's a coincidence - most recruiters use /dev/urandom to choose the best CV for the job.

  5. Simple solution by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know by now I filled a few hundred hard-drives. If they would just hire me, dammit, I would stop filling their hard-drives with resumes and cover letters. Deal?

    1. Re:Simple solution by Sunlighter · · Score: 1

      Sure, want a job as a résumé filer?

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    2. Re:Simple solution by micromoog · · Score: 1

      Better yet, see if they'll hire you to manage the storage of thousands of your own resumes.

    3. Re:Simple solution by yintercept · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, at least the people complaining about having to process the resumes have a job. Think of the additional thousands that would be pounding the street if the HR business suddenly got efficient.

      If businesses ran at peak efficiency, there would probably be only about 10% employment. The rest of us would have to run around and find a way to make the market inefficient enough so that we can get food in our mouths.

      The article also misses the cause of the problem. The problem is not too broad a defintion of an application. The problem is that the companies are storing the resumes in paper form. Storing the resumes in electronic form would save a few thousand acres of file cabinets and a few forests full of trees. Microsoft could fit all of its resumes on a $100 drive.

      To be honest, I think companies revel in the tens of thousands of resumes they receive. When you have 100,000 resumes piled up, it makes it a lot easier for the company to hire who you want as you can flood the court will a torrent of documents when the lawyers come to sue, and when you have that many documents you can prove anything you want.

    4. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well 10% employment would last about one day. There'd be no market for the companies goods.

      Not to mention that greater efficiency can create more jobs. A car is considerably more complex, and takes many more people to create than a horse and buggy, yet it is far more efficient.

      As for lazy workers being inefficient, a company puts up with them until it reaches a point where it no longer can. If it doesn't, the company goes belly up and another one fills the gap.

    5. Re:Simple solution by zackbar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not quite.

      True, many companies are running at low efficiency, but that just means that they have to charge a lot more to hire all those extra people.

      That extra cost goes into their prices, which drives up everyone else's costs.

      I contracted for a year at a company that handled paychecks and benefits ivr (interactive voice response). The systems were incredibly inefficient, but they charged for each programmer hour back to the client.

      We figured that if they designed their applications to not require a whole app for each client, they could get away from charging 2 months of programmer time per client.

      But since they charged so much per hour (much more than the contracting companies received), we figured that this company would go bankrupt from efficiency. They actually made a huge profit from being inefficient.

      If they redesigned their programming systems to be efficient, and charged a flat fee to each client, they wouldn't need as many seasonal programmers on staff. That would mean their clients would pay less as well, which would allow THEIR clients to charge less.

      So yes, there might be less work, but prices might actually drop without causing deflation.

      What we might actually have is a 20 hour work week, with less pay, but with more purchasing power.

    6. Re:Simple solution by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If businesses ran at peak effeciency each business would probably need to hire fewer employees but there'd be room for a lot more businesses.

      In this case I'll tell any of these companies that if they want someone to setup a system to store resumes effeciently then just give me a call. All I hear from this article is 'whiiiiiiiine'. Honestly, a hdd costs about $1 a gig (for the price I've been paying). An average plaintext resume is less than 10k (and you can easily convert non-plaintext resumes). If my quick math is right then that means you can store roughly 12 million resumes on a 120Gb hdd. All the software to do this task is opensource and thus free. A consultant to configure such a system (me) might cost $100 a day for about 5 business days to intergrate the system into your network. The system itself minus hdd would cost roughly $350.

      $350 (system)
      $120 (hdd)
      $500 (support)
      ----
      $970

      So let's just say that setting up such a system would cost about a thousand dollars with a semi-annual additional cost of $100 in expected support. Hardly a killing blow to a business. Obviously for big businesses they can scale this system to increased needs just by adding more hdd space.

      I handle more data collecting / indexing than this just as a hobby at home.

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    7. Re:Simple solution by yintercept · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A car is more efficient then walking...but notice how people took this great efficiency machine and managed to make their lives incredibly inefficient? Look at an aerial photo of a US town, about a third of the area is used by our great efficiency machine.

      We burn up our efficiency at our jobs by buying bigger inefficient cars.

      The music industry got fat by creating an extremely inefficient mechanism for recording and distributing music. We've essentially eliminated the need to pay the high distribution costs, so the RIAA is trying desparately to find other ways to make their industry inefficient. It was the inefficiencies that made it possible to charge people for music. It would be better for the people in the music industry to move on to something else.

      We freed up all of those people from jobs in the manufacturing and production industries...so now we all work in the less inefficient service economy. Where do we go if we introduce efficiency in the service economy?

      The fast food industry is over built, same with retail, apparel, hotels, tourism, etc..

      People are not going to start having 20 work weeks. What will happen is that they will still be throwing in 60 hour weeks to survive, they will just be spinning their wheels on less profitable endeavors.

      Finally, you can't say wages will go up because of efficiencies. For the most part, wages are commodities. High wages are the worst of all economic inefficiencies. Paying a CS major $30 a hour to do a job a high school drop out could do for $5 a hour is an inefficiency. Paying an American $20 an hour for a programming job that could be done in Pujab for $3 an hour is a serious waste of resources.

      We are going to be in serious trouble if our economy cannot produce enough minimum wage paying jobs to keep people busy. Of course, the solution is to end minimum wage so that the economy can create subminimum wage jobs...but these jobs will most likely be in extremely unproductive areas of the economy.

    8. Re:Simple solution by davidstrauss · · Score: 1
      If businesses ran at peak efficiency, there would probably be only about 10% employment.

      You may want to re-examine current economic theory, namely Keynesian and classical economics. Outward shifts of the production possibilities curve (from increased efficiency) yield restructured trade among many other effects. The change is widespread.

      Example: I would say, compared to 1903, production is far more efficient. Yet, natural unemployment has not significantly changed. As we can produce more with less, we don't produce the same amount with less resources; we produce a greater amount with a stable (or increased) use of resources.

    9. Re:Simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where do we go if we introduce efficiency in the service economy?

      You're headed the wrong way. Efficient production allows lower cost and lower prices. Cars are so common because Henry Ford increased efficiency and was able to lower the prices of automobiles enough for most people to afford them. If TVs cost $10, you can work less or at cheaper wages. If electricity, furniture, power tools, and refrigerators cost less then you don't need as much money to own a home.

      Speaking of automobiles, go look at your aerial photos again. Only downtown in a city are the streets as wide as one-third of a block. There may be some parking lots which occupy blocks, but each car takes much less square footage than the person's work area -- and the work areas in those tall buildings downtown are stacked so they use little ground-level square footage. And most people's garage and driveway do not use one-third of their lot, and their half of the street in front is not that large either. Of course, let's also expand your aerial photo to 100 miles and see how much of that is non-car-filled farmland.

  6. sic by XianDeath · · Score: 3, Funny
    "But Griesmar, the bank's recruiter and an assistant file every resume they receive.

    'We feel we have to keep everything that comes to us even if they want to be a message therapist,' she said. 'I'd rather spend my time doing productive things than fighting a regulator ... having to explain what happened to a year's worth of resumes.'"

    Personally, I'd rather be spending my time as a 'message therapist.'

    1. Re:sic by il_diablo · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd rather be spending my time as a 'message therapist.'
      Personally, I'd rather spend my time with a massage therapist. Happy ending, anyone?

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  7. Okay, so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    It's a stupid law, so change it.

    1. Re:Okay, so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People REALLY need to start understanding the law. Federal laws like this ONLY apply to a FEDERAL CORPORATION, NOT A STATE CORPORATION. Railroads and Airlines and such are FEDEREAL CORPORATIONS. THAT is who these laws apply. If people would start to READ the laws and the applications instead of leaving it up lawyers whos job it is to keep the system moving as opposed to dealing with LAW.

  8. Found this out last week by Rorgg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When HR came to me about someone mass-sending his own resume over and over again, they wanted to know if they could avoid receiving it again. I wonder if setting up a rule on the box to automatically delete the message on arrival would have been sufficient, or if it needs to be blocked before it gets there?

    1. Re:Found this out last week by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


      Have they tried contacting the resume-spammer and telling him not to send any more copies of the resume?

    2. Re:Found this out last week by BigGar' · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It may depend on what is ment by received. If the emailed resume just hitting the email gateway is sufficient to be considered as being received then dumping the resume even at that point would not be allowed. On the other hand if it has to be in HR's hands before being considered received then you'd be fine dumping it at the gateway.

      I wonder if you could pattern match the received resumes and only keep one copy if they're exactly the same?

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    3. Re:Found this out last week by nycsubway · · Score: 2, Funny

      Geez! If they had only asked me to stop sending my resume I would've stopped... and started sending it to someone else. But no, I had to hear about it on Slashdot

    4. Re:Found this out last week by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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    5. Re:Found this out last week by Rorgg · · Score: 1

      Shockingly, the spammer's opt-out option seemed to be defunct. Who'da thunkit?

    6. Re:Found this out last week by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      Just auto-respond that your company only accepts resumes in scannable, text-only format and to please re-send in the acceptable format.

      If it comes back as text-only, keep bouncing it anyway with the same message and if anyone complains, claim it was a technical glitch.

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    7. Re:Found this out last week by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      One would think, since you don't have to accept mail from any given person, that once you received a dozen or so from this one resume spammer that you could then blacklist him at your border MTA. The blacklisting happens before the DATA is received and therefore you've never technically received the resume. You just reject the connection as soon as you see who's on the other end of the line. You could always tempfail it and use up more of the spammer's resources....

    8. Re:Found this out last week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not declare his email as spam or, better yet, a mailer error. I'm sure you company has a policy about automatically deleting known spam messages or squashing duplicate messages due to mailer errors outside of your control. Then I would think you could safely toss all further email from him for a period of time. Want to be fancy, bounce all his further messages with a snail mail address that he can send paper mail to to get through to your company or notify you that the problem has been cleared up and terminate the time period early.

    9. Re:Found this out last week by KPU · · Score: 1

      Just keep a counter of the number of time you receive it. That's compression since you can still recall each one.

  9. Ah hah! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    Another tactic for the previous article, send spammers your resume, and everyone elses you can lay your grubby mits on. Teehee.

    I'm bored, can't you tell?

    1. Re:Ah hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cute, but the rule is "any resume sent to a company with 15 or more employees must be kept on file"

      most of the spam kings I've heard about operate alone or mostly alone

  10. Does Uncle Sam play too? by Pilo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder if the government has to keep all the resumes that are sent to them from people wanting municipal jobs and the like

    1. Re:Does Uncle Sam play too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they do.

    2. Re:Does Uncle Sam play too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I once applied for an internship for the Federal Government, ~5 years later they mailed the resume back to me. They had recently switched to a centralized resume storage and HR system and were returning every resume in their branch offcie files. They encouraged me to send a new resume if I wanted to apply again. It seemed like a bizarre and very expensive way to deal with the legal requirements for resume storage.

      It was also very scary to see how horrible the resume I had written as a freshman in college was.

    3. Re:Does Uncle Sam play too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) solves the problem by requiring that all resumes be submitted via email with authenticated college transcripts. But since the CBO doesn't use anything to check that e-mailed versions of college transcripts are authentic....

  11. Bizarro World by radiumhahn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have never heard of such a law. Can anyone validate that it actually exists. What about those ads that are resumes and marketing blurbage for consulting and other services?

    1. Re:Bizarro World by transient · · Score: 1

      I don't know if there is actually a law that requires this, but in all the "hiring process" classes I've taken (I'm a manager), I've been advised to keep all records pertaining to an applicant for at least one year in case they sue. That includes resumes, interview notes, application forms, cover letters, etc.

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    2. Re:Bizarro World by whovian · · Score: 1

      First I heard of this also. I have seen it where applicants have been strongly requested to submit only one of {s-mail, e-mail, web} versions, but I just thought this was to avoid confusion and extra work on their end.

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    3. Re:Bizarro World by Farmer+Jimbo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Title VII

      One of the reasons you have to keep the resumes on file is to cover your ass in case of EEOC discriminatory hiring suit.

    4. Re:Bizarro World by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine was bit by this little unwritten rule. Apparently many larger business toss out your resume if they've ever received it before. This is to stop people from carpeting bombing all the open position searches at a given company. What happened to him was that he found a job that really sounded promising. It was a sysadm job with certain security responsibilities that was right up his alley. He applied and never heard back from these folks. He waited a week and called. He was told his resume had been tossed out because the company received it more than once. He told them he only submitted it once. After some digging they realized that someone on the search committee used an online headhunter site (like monster/hotjobs) to search for people that met the job criteria. They printed the resumes out from those matches and included them in the search results. Whoops! When they found that they had two copies of his resume (the one he'd submitted and the one they found in online search) they tossed them both out. He eventually came to realize that most online resume search sites allow you to specify that only employers you approve can view your resume. Usually your name is returned in the search results. They can then request that you approve them to look your resume. He hadn't done that so any employer could view his resume. That's how that little unwritten rule came back to bite him in butt. The position was filled and he went to work for Sprint instead. Poor guy.

  12. Is this article just FUD? by dtolton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I found this article to be generally frustrating for several reasons:

    1. They never referenced any specific law or court
    interpretation of a law.

    What law are they talking about specifically? How can we
    check to ensure our company practices are in compliance with
    "the law". Does this law apply equally to all employers or
    does it only apply to employers with federal contracts as
    many of the equal opportunity laws do?

    2. They throw out terms like "under it's most rigid
    interpretation" and "the federal governments definition".

    By who's interpretation? The courts? The Equal Employment
    Office? Are there any court cases we can refer to in order
    to further define these interpretations? Where is this
    defined? How can we verify this?

    3. They don't give any specific guidelines for battling the
    problem.

    Is this article just writting to freak people out? They
    don't even mention how long you are "required" to keep the
    resumes on file, only that many people keep them on file for
    a year or two. Is this their preference, or is that what
    this "law" specifies.

    Overall, very frustrating and light on details. How can we as a
    company change our policies to be in accordance with some law,
    that is being rigidly interpreted by someone, somewhere?

    --

    Doug Tolton

    "The destruction of a value which is, will not bring value to that which isn't." -John Galt
    1. Re:Is this article just FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect response. The judges were looking for something anti-Microsoft, but they would have accepted an attack on SCO or Bill Gates instead. You were just way out in left field with your critical thinking.

    2. Re:Is this article just FUD? by swb · · Score: 1
      How can we as a company change our policies to be in accordance with some law, that is being rigidly interpreted by someone, somewhere?

      Some possible answers:
      • Just wait a while. There will be a dupe about this, featuring a competing interpretation. Pick the one you like best.
      • Donate to the Republican party. Even if you are violating the law, you'll get better treatment.
      • Contact a real lawyer who specializes in employment law and ask them, and stop relying on Slashdot stories and their referenced articles for anything other than work day timefillers and bar-room argument fodder.
    3. Re:Is this article just FUD? by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, I cannot see the problem. My resume in msword format is 5k gziped (yes, about 60% of word documents are NULL characters, I've counted :) and that is why they compress so well). OK, if a typical resume is 5k in size and lets say that this small company that is hurting for cash gets 5,000 applicants for 100 positions a year. This would be a grand total of 2.4Gigs a year. A 20Gig hardisk costs $50, and that would hold almost 10 years worth of accumilated resumes.

      If a company is hurting that bad for cash, I doubt they can hire anyone.

    4. Re:Is this article just FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Read the article. These people are complaining about having to store dead trees. Clearly you're close to a solution, though. Just OCR everything that comes in, compress the resulting file, store indefinitely.

    5. Re:Is this article just FUD? by buddhaunderthetree · · Score: 1

      Here's the thing. Corporations are required to retain applications for employment, not resumes. There is a difference. Applications are like contracts, in fact if you read the back of yours it probably said that if you lied on this we can fire you. If the writer of this article had just picked up the phone and called the EEOC he could have saved a lot of time and there would be one less topic on /. today.

      --
      "Technology.....the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it." Max Firsch
    6. Re:Is this article just FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Donate to the Republican party. Even if you are violating the law, you'll get better treatment.

      Please give an example of this.

      Keep in mind that:

      the Enron, WorldCom, and Global Crossing fraud actually occurred when Clinton was president

      They were busted under a republican administration

      Enron donated just as much to the DNC as it did to republicans

      Don't forget the direct ties between Global Crossing and Terry McAuliffe

    7. Re:Is this article just FUD? by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      I'm looking for Jayson Blair in the by-line.

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    8. Re:Is this article just FUD? by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > Donate to the Republican party. Even if you are
      > violating the law, you'll get better treatment.

      Wow! Better treatment than under the Democrats? I can't wait to see how many crooks get a pardon 3 minutes before W leaves office!

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    9. Re:Is this article just FUD? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Wow! Better treatment than under the Democrats? I can't wait to see how many crooks get a pardon 3 minutes before W leaves office!

      Maybe he will start by pardoning himself for his DUI criminal conviction and for deserting the National guard during Vietnam?

      It is curious that those criticising Clinton saw nothing wrong in the midnight pardons given out by Bush mkI to pardon the contragate indictees.

      One of the Contragate convictees is John Poindexter, currently head of the Hoover-like Total Information Awareness program. Oh yeah he did eventually get off on a technicality but he did admit the crime.

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    10. Re:Is this article just FUD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he will start by pardoning himself for his DUI criminal conviction

      Why would he need a pardon for that? That was settled over 30 years ago. Its not like there is a warrent out for his arrest or anything.

      for deserting the National guard during Vietnam?

      If by deserting, you mean flying for the Texas Air National Guard, then once again he doesn't need a pardon.

      It is curious that those criticising Clinton saw nothing wrong in the midnight pardons given out by Bush mkI to pardon the contragate indictees

      Because Bush Sr didn't whore out pardons for money (or who knows what else he got from that one chick).

    11. Re:Is this article just FUD? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      If by deserting, you mean flying for the Texas Air National Guard, then once again he doesn't need a pardon.

      No, for going AWOL from the guard for over a year. That sir, is called desertion. And it is not covered by the Carter amnesty.

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  13. and who could forget... by H0NGK0NGPH00EY · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...our favorite resume spammer, Bernard Shiffman!

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    Do not read this sig.
  14. Re:Apache displacing IIS? by erikdotla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I assume the storage problems are only discussing paper resumes. And even those, I would suspect the ink costs and time being gobbled on the fax machine would be more important than storage. Even if 100% are snailmailed, a small box holds a lot of paper.

    There's no way this could be a problem with emailed resumes, given today's storage prices. However, the act of moving them all into the system might be costly if there's no decent CMS system in place...

    CMS.... *shivers* I'm still reeling from the bad memories the last CMS thread produced.

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    # Erik
  15. More Dumb laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yup...

  16. Personnel departments and spam filters by cyberformer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the artucle, it looks like this applies only to corporate personnel departments, so I don't think I'm in violation of federal law when I delete all the resumes I get in my work inbox.

    Slippery slope legal question: Does this mean it's illegal to use spam filtering software that might catch a resume en-route to a personnel dept? If so, a very large proportion of companies are breaking the law.

    1. Re:Personnel departments and spam filters by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      IANAL: No, because the personnel dept cannot keep a resume they never recieved. (assuming the spam filter is on the server side, pre-inbox rather than clientside)

  17. Yet another example of government... by ThomasFlip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is yet another example of bureaucracy getting in the way of productivity. Hopefully the government will reverse this law, but we all know how long it takes to get federal laws passed which don't benefit special interest groups, or help politicians.

    --
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  18. NEVER!!! by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

    I will never do that. I mean the idea is funny, but give these guys yet another couple ways to get ahold of you and abuse you. I DON'T THINK SO!

    Ted

    --
    Fantasy remains a human right; we make in our measure and in our derivative mode... -- JRR Tolkien
    1. Re:NEVER!!! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Give them resumes of people you hate?

    2. Re:NEVER!!! by garrulous · · Score: 1

      Just forge your headers :P

  19. The New DoS! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Who will write a Perl script to send (Insert Evil Corporation here) a veritable A$$LOAD of random resumès?

    All with names such as "I.P. Freely" and "Rod Johnson", degrees like 'PHD in Beastiality', and work experience like "1987-89: Instrumental in the success of bringing Vacuum Poo Forming(TM) to underpriveledged children.

    1. Re:The New DoS! by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      random resumès?
      All with names such as "I.P. Freely" and ...

      Don't you dare, or I'll prosecute for identity theft and falsifying return address.

      --
      There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
    2. Re:The New DoS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have priar art on unrestricted urination and fecal impaction vaccuuming technology.

      Don't mess with me, bub, or I'll sick Granny SCO on you.

  20. Ummm... by FroMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is this terribly exciting?

    This is a no brainer. Most companies have places to put documents. Heck, there are great big systems that only do that, document management. Drop the resume into the document management system and set the rule to blow it away after the duration has expired. Nothing terribley exciting here.

    If you are a small company, drop it onto a disk and toss it into a box labeled $current_year. This is not rocket science.

    Companies being overloaded by this? Not likely unless they are so easily confused by managing documents, in which case should the company really be in the league of trying to get governement contracts?

    --
    Norris/Palin 2012
    Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.
    1. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if they're easily confused by large amounts of data, maybe we should push for such companies to run that whole TIA thing? Politicians still get to say they're "doing something" about terrorism, we still get our privacy, law enforcement will still hassle dirty hippies. Everybody wins.

  21. the perfect DoS by halfelven · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sounds to me like this could be used to DoS pretty much any company. Unless the law gets revised somehow.

  22. Why is this law exist? by Freudounet · · Score: 1

    What was intended when this law was created??? That sound pretty stupid to me

    1. Re:Why is this law exist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    2. Re:Why is this law exist? by DannyO152 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because, some companies would look at resumes and guess about gender, ethnicity, age, creed, etc. and toss them without interviews. Or, the resume looks good, they have an interview, see the person (who wasn't the desired demographic) and then toss the resume (after saying, gee whiz, the position just got filled). Later on, when someone notes that the company is 99.999% white male, the company responds that the people hired were the best qualified or only applicants and there's no pesky resume file to check that against.

      That's what was being addressed when those laws (and regulations) were placed on the books, probably during the 70s.

  23. heh by erikdotla · · Score: 1

    "Re:Apache displacing IIS?"

    Heh, don't you love it when Mozilla stuff a form field and you don't notice?

    I wonder how many of my posts have had this subject...

    --
    # Erik
  24. I'm not sure there is such a law by semanticgap · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've thrown away plenty of resumes and I seriously doubt that there indeed is a federal law that requires you to keep them. Perhaps what they are failing to mention is that this is some sort of a requirement for government contractors.

  25. This is quite simply solved. by John+Penix · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Buy a 100 gig hard drive
    2. Format it with random noise
    3. Give the random noise a PGP header
    4. If you're ever prosecuted for not keeping a copy of someone's resume, tell the prosecutor it's on this hard drive you've got, but you misplaced the encryption key.
    Remember, the burden of proof is on the prosecutor. He has to prove that your noise isn't encrypted resumes.
    --
    Someone named an OS for me.
    1. Re:This is quite simply solved. by Mwongozi · · Score: 4, Informative
      Not in the UK.

      Sadly, in the UK, there is a law specific to encrypted data that places the burden of proof on you. If you forget the key to some encrypted data that the government decides it wants to read, you can go to jail.

      Fun huh?

    2. Re:This is quite simply solved. by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      Actually for various compliance regulations (See OSHA, EEOC, IRS), it is up to you to prove compliance or loose something (like the ability to sell to govenments).

      These regulations probably come from the "Prove that you are hiring in line with the local population/applicant pool". Aren't regulations fun

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    3. Re:This is quite simply solved. by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Sadly, in the UK, there is a law specific to encrypted data that places the burden of proof on you. If you forget the key to some encrypted data that the government decides it wants to read, you can go to jail."

      Marutukku or plain old destruction

      Does anyone else find it worrying that a privacy system designed to withstand people being tortured is of most use in the UK?

    4. Re:This is quite simply solved. by CaseyB · · Score: 1

      So supposing you happen to have a drive that IS just random noise with a PGP header. They can demand that you decrypt it. When you can't, they can suggest whatever criminal content they like is on the disk, and instantly convict you of possessing it.

    5. Re:This is quite simply solved. by HowlinMad · · Score: 1

      Say what you will, but I like that law, so you can not pull one over like the original poster suggested. I agree with the prosecutor need to prove whatever, but they ust have access to the info. If you have locked it with a key, and claim the key is missing, then the blame should shift to you for "withholding" the potential evidence.

    6. Re:This is quite simply solved. by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      I doubt you'd even need the PGP header. Just random data would probably be enough.

    7. Re:This is quite simply solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or... buy a 100 gig hard drive, and then store all the resumes on it. I don't see what the problem is - just copy them to a big drive.

    8. Re:This is quite simply solved. by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      He has to prove that your noise isn't encrypted resumes.

      I wonder if that'll work in place of the old "My Dog Ate It" excuse.

      --
      A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
    9. Re:This is quite simply solved. by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      I heard they allow your silence in court to be used against you there, too, now.

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    10. Re:This is quite simply solved. by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      Actually, all encryption file formats have at the minimum a tiny wrapper header around the encrypted data so the decoding program can recognize the type of algorithm that needs to be applied.

      And if your data is truly random, it will stand out on statistical tests like a sore thumb from even a very highly encrypted set of data. (Not that I'd expect a field agent to recognize that, but someone at the core of the CIA decoding department would know all about it.)

      Hmmmm...I wonder if anyone's written a paper on this subject. Ehh, mine is not to get a PhD. Mine is to feed others less lazy than myself.

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    11. Re:This is quite simply solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...it is up to you to prove compliance or loose something...

      Huh? What you say?

    12. Re:This is quite simply solved. by inertia187 · · Score: 1

      If the core of the CIA is intent on enforcing a guidline like this, I'm moving out of the country. Besides, 100% of all the resumes I get are from foreign job seekers. Forgive this american snob, but do they have rights in this matter?

      --
      A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
    13. Re:This is quite simply solved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine... then encrypt the random noise, with a key. Go ahead and give that key to the 'prosecutor'. It's the key... really, really is. For good measure, write the key on a piece of paper and put it into a sealed envelope when you first encrypt the random noise.... Send the sealed envelope to yourself via registered mail, and don't open it when you get it.

      Then when there's a question some time later as to whether the key is valid or not, produce the envelope. Let the court open it and compare what you provided the prosecutor with what's in the envelope...

      They match? Really? Damn, must be a software flaw that scrambled the drive... you know encryption... Feel free to go ahead and try to crack it though... Sure do wish I could help...

    14. Re:This is quite simply solved. by dylan_- · · Score: 1
      Marutukku or plain old destruction
      Is rubberhose dead? Seems it was last updated 2 years ago. It seems a shame if it's just going to be left to die.
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  26. Whatever. by Chromodromic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is a problem of large corporations who have to worry about government compliance. There aren't going to be any government officials knocking on my business's door. So what do I care if IBM, Microsoft, and Exxon have to purchase more RAID so they can store resumes? Big frickin' deal. Hell, it creates more jobs, probably, to fill the positions required to maintain the storage, and, which will be a big Slashdot plus, it'll probably create more Linux jobs.

    I could be wrong. Perhaps throngs of G-Men are going to be canvassing the neighborhood urgently nabbing resume storage violators, the filthy rotten criminals that they are, but this doesn't seem like much of a post. For the large businesses for which this is a problem, my response, gosh, guys, sucks being you.

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    1. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why you *want* to keep a paper trail of all resumes:

      1) Some visible minority sues you claiming you didnt interview him because of discriminatory practices. You can show the resume and others that applied for the same position, and show why he was not hired.

      2) You hire a foreign national and apply for a work visa. To do so, you have to prove you could not reasonably fill the position with a citizen/resident. You show all resumes you recieved, and that none are qualified, etc.

      You dont have to read them or consider them, but it's good practice to archive *everything*, since you never know when it's going to bite you in the ass.

      If the black guy sues you, and you show up in court saying "sorry your honor, we threw his resume out", next thing you know you're wearing a barrel.

      AFAIK, the legislation (like the goofy assed affirmitive action) only applies to companies with a certain number of full time employees, or higher. So a mom and pop diner doesnt have to do this.

  27. Well then ... by the+bluebrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I'll start sending out resumes for the position of "Resume Collector and Archiver - You Know You Need One(TM)". Anyone got a link to the relevant federal reglementation?

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  28. CMS? Who gives a fuck? by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    These are resumes they HAVE to keep -- not data they WANT to keep. Who cares if you can find it later?

    All you have to do is to do is give them unique filenames (not hard -- a timestamp would suffice) and dump them to a harddrive. When the harddrive hits ~600 MB, burn it to CD, erase it, and toss the CD in a filing cabinet drawer.

    --

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    1. Re:CMS? Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great, but I rolled my own Linux distro to prove how capable I am with operating systems. I then included it with my CV when I sent it to Microsoft applying for a job :)

    2. Re:CMS? Who gives a fuck? by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2, Funny

      "When the harddrive hits ~600 MB, burn it to CD, erase it, and toss the CD in a filing cabinet drawer."

      What, and pay a $1 piracy-tax to Mariah Carey's retirement fund? Bargain!

    3. Re:CMS? Who gives a fuck? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "What, and pay a $1 piracy-tax to Mariah Carey's retirement fund? Bargain! "

      That's a neat trick, paying $1 in royalties on a 16 cent piece of media!
      You're not thinking of "music" labelled CR-Rs are you? In CANADA?

  29. Cost/Benefit by GMontag · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well, if the storage cost is more than the fine then this is less of a problem than it may seem. Skip the storage and take the fine (if caught). Odd that there is no mention of the amount of any fines in the article.

    The underlying problem of a meddling nanny-state still remains and this is more evidence of it's obscenity.

    Another obscenity is this bit towards the end:
    He said agencies have been working to develop a new definition of applicant for the past three years and could have one by the end of next month.

    How fortuitous that the reporter just happened to be writing this story within a few short weeks of the underlying beurocratic 'requirement' is being re-forged!
    1. Re:Cost/Benefit by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      Well, if the storage cost is more than the fine then this is less of a problem than it may seem. Skip the storage and take the fine (if caught).

      I can't imagine that the storage cost would ever be higher than the fine. Unless, of course, there isn't a fine, in which case the law has no real means of enforcement. The price of a 200GB drive less than $200. For the vast majority of companies that drive could hold every resume you receive in the next few decades. Paper resumes are more dificult to store but they can be scanned and stored digitally. This law is absurd but I don't see it harming businesses very much.

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    2. Re:Cost/Benefit by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Actually, I suspect that this is not, in fact, a formal law but a typical conglomeration of regulations served with a good heaping helping of a conglomeration of definitions for the terms within the various regulations resulting in a maze of conflicting beurocratic interpretations.

      Result? Save everything so we can hand them a pile of crap the next time they bother us.

    3. Re:Cost/Benefit by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Another obscenity is this bit towards the end:
      >
      > He said agencies have been working to develop a new definition of applicant for the past three years and could have one by the end of next month.

      I produce stuff that people pay my employer money for. If I don't produce enough stuff quickly enough, my employer doesn't get paid, and neither do I. This is a great incentive for my employer and I to figure out what kind of stuff needs to be produced, and to try and produce that stuff as quickly as we can.

      Elsewhere, there are people who can get paid for thirty-seven months to come up with a definition for the word "applicant".

      My employer and I are clearly in the wrong line of work. At least I know where my next resume's going.

    4. Re:Cost/Benefit by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

      > Actually, I suspect that this is not, in fact,
      > a formal law but a typical conglomeration of
      > regulations

      Can someone point a gun at you and take you prisoner, or force you to give them money for violating this rule? If you decline their offer sufficiently vigorously, may they then legally kill you?

      If the answer is yes, then it's a law.

      --
      "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
    5. Re:Cost/Benefit by GMontag · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Money, yes. Jail probably not. Death, not yet but just wait until the Workers World Party takes over. Don't forget padlocking your business until the issue is resolved, but I am not sure that applies here.

      Perhaps you should review federal regulations and civil penalties.

    6. Re:Cost/Benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you decline any offer the government gives you vigorously, they have the right to kill you. If a cop pulls you over for driving perfectly in the center of your lane, and you pull a gun on him (a vigorous defense by any definition), he will shoot you. Law or no law.

  30. New Problems = New Jobs by utopyr · · Score: 1
    From the Sun Article:
    "We feel we have to keep everything that comes to us even if they want to be a message therapist," [Griesmar, the bank's recruiter] said. "I'd rather spend my time doing productive things than fighting a regulator ... having to explain what happened to a year's worth of resumes."

    Hey! Message therapist! I could well be qualified and not know it!
  31. Reason #463 not to work at 7-11 by smack_attack · · Score: 2, Troll

    "If they are a cashier at 7-Eleven and they are applying for a national sales manager [position] ... it is pretty obvious whether they fit or not," Snyder said.

    The guy might have been the most qualified national sales manager they could have ever encountered; perhaps he was laid off and had to work at 7-11 in order to make ends meet?

    1. Re:Reason #463 not to work at 7-11 by smack_attack · · Score: 1

      From personal experience... I've done day-labor while in-between jobs. I wouldn't put it on my resume of course because it opens you up for lowballing the salary.

      But having some money coming in and being able to eat and pay the bills while you look for something else is better than not having a job and no income at all.

    2. Re:Reason #463 not to work at 7-11 by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Sure, but why put 7-11 on your resume then? You don't have to include every single job you've ever worked ya know. ;)

    3. Re:Reason #463 not to work at 7-11 by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I disagree.

      Have you ever interviewed with a large hole on your resume? Most interviewers are brutal in this regards. Anything over 3 months they will pounce on. Poor economy or good economy wont matter. I even applied at Borders and the interviewer assumed I was lazy because I was laid off 3 months ago. He started asking questions like "How can I even know your going to show for work?".

      If your in IT then the interviewer will understand. If he/she asks why you worked at a 7-11??

      Say, I looked for IT jobs for months and no one was hiring due to the state of the economy. It was being responsible and doing something vs siting around at home. I chose to do something and I viewed it only as a temporary thing. I do not like sitting around at home and prefer applying myself.

      They will understand fully and will give you an advantage over an euqally qualifed guy who lived off social security for a year and a half. With you this shows that you are a hard worker and a busy bee which bussinesses like.

  32. Storage Space? by Rouven · · Score: 1

    The biggest resumes we get are maybe 2mb, if people attach scans of old school reports or stuff like that. Most are much smaller. Artists and musicians usually link to mp3s/jpgs on their own webspace, or send VHS demo reels.
    So a simple 120gb drive stores 100 of those big resumes per day, for more than a year. We add new storage space a lot faster than that.

  33. Resume by grub · · Score: 4, Funny

    Send this to your various levels of government. Query them later via a freedom of information action to ensure they've kept it on file.

    Osama bin Laden
    Cave 273-b northern Afghanistan

    Dear Imperialist Infidel,

    Please accept this resume for your files concerning any openings
    you may have.

    Recently I've become newsworthy because of several operations my
    Al Quaeda teams have carried our successfully. This demonstrates
    a proven ability to plan and carry out large scale operations.

    I think my years of experience in strategic planning and covert
    operations would be an asset to your firm.

    Yours very truly,

    Osama bin Laden
    --
    Trolling is a art,
    1. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh by the way, I'm loaded.

    2. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Resume successfuly received and stored in /usr/bin/laden. Please await our reply.

    3. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please send us your GPS co-ordinates so that we may send a few B52's to pick you up.

    4. Re:Resume by Bartmoss · · Score: 1

      Actually Osama used to be a hencmen of the US when they were fighting against the soviets... Draw your own conclusions.

    5. Re:Resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CIA hired him in the 80's. He made about a $1 billion.

  34. Re:Apache displacing IIS? by griffjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think there needs to be any CMS, or, for that matter, any system whatsoever. The law requires them to archive it, not to archive it well. For the 90+% of resumes that have no hope in hell of ever getting hired, toss it in a folder than a little shell script tar+gzips every month and sends it off to the tape drive to never be seen again unless a regulator comes by being pissy, when you hand him a pile of tapes and he never comes again.

    The 0-10% of useful resumes you keep in whatever system you already have in place for good current or future applicants.

    Paper resumes can be scanned and OCR'ed and archived, and the originals recycled into toilet paper.

    I fail to see the real problem here.

    --
    Returned Peace Corps IT Volunteer
  35. bulk emailing your resume by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    Bulk emailing your resume makes you look like an idiot. Jobspam is a service that will send your resume to jobs based on a complex scoring system. If the job reaches a threshold score, your resumes get sent to that job. Using it on a daily basis, you only respond to jobs that match the score threshold and it can be tweaked on the fly to improve its accuracy. Its a good tool, and it works really well for that purpose.

    1. Re:bulk emailing your resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, I ran into an odd thing. The company paid big bucks for an outplacement service.

      Ok, fine. They helped me word my resume and then had me fill out an objectives questionaire. Then they junk e-mailed the resume to a vary large list based on that questionaire.

      I had no idea of the scale when they said they had a "list of recruiters" they'ed e-mail to. I thought it was a business partnership sort of thing, as the outplacer in question was one of the big "name brands".

      Now my good name is associated with being a G'damned spammer. BTW, I only let it happen once. When I found out what was really going on, I never let them do it again.

      What turned me on? I got a reply from a nice lady that went "Um, sorry to hear you need a job, but why would you send you resume to me?" she went on to describe her role as housewife and mother.

  36. My company refuses to take unsolicited resumes... by jot445 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All mail is pre-screened. No applications or resumes are accepted without a corresponding and valid job number. Personnel accepts no unsolicted phone calls Postings always close within two weeks. It's really tough to get a job with the company because of these Federal regulations. Compliance is not an option.

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  37. Re:Okay, so-Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So reading the story. What's the difference between "standards", "guidelines", and "laws"?

  38. teh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oops. it should be "the", and not "teh"

  39. Everyone send your resume to SCO!!! by Idou · · Score: 1

    Use BIG file formats . . . and if you get an offer to be president, take it and stop this madness;)

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    Sdelat' Ameriku velikoy Snova!
  40. Well no frigging wonder! by rifter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Six months ago, when Infinity Consulting Group began looking for three new employees to upgrade computers, the company received more than 300 resumes and inquiries by e-mail.

    ...

    The struggle was so tough for Infinity that it has yet to hire one of the three new employees it was seeking.

    Maybe if they quit posting jobs they don't intend to hire anyone for, they would not be so overwhelmed. or maybe they could hire more HR or IT staff. If all the companies complaining about this hired a few people instead, they would not have this problem.

    IANAL, but there is no requirement afaik for employers to look at all resumes. So maybe they have to store them all, but once they find the candidate they want to hire they can always close the position (and stop accepting resumes for it). Maybe some of those people they should be hiring could fix the software that handles the resume submissions (big companies like Dell, Microsoft, IBM, etc who get lots of resume submissions have automated software that puts a reasonable number of resumes in the hands of the person who is supposed to deal with it, and it can't be that hard to come up with a well designed system).

    1. Re:Well no frigging wonder! by minister+of+funk · · Score: 1

      I believe that a company is required to review all resumes for a specific job opening. If said company has a system in place for OBJECTIVELY screening out applicants, either with a company policy of only considering the latest application (automatically removing the requirement for consideration of the other duplicate applications) or a testing and scoring system that can eliminate applicants before the recruiter even has to look at them... that's money in the bank. For recruiters, it's all about time-to-hier... for the gov't, it's about fairness, ie. Equal Opportunity.

    2. Re:Well no frigging wonder! by rifter · · Score: 1

      For recruiters, it's all about time-to-hier... for the gov't, it's about fairness, ie. Equal Opportunity.

      Yes, well, none of these people who were complaining are the government. Anyway, it is obvious they don't know how to use their computer systems properly and need to hire more staff. The guy that said it takes him all day to mail confirmation letters made me fall out of my chair laughing. He already has the names and addresses. He probably has Microsoft Word. So why can't he just have the computer generate form letters and automatically mail them out? Or do what most companies do in response to email resumes and respond in kind automagically? (with a form email saying "Thank you for your submission, blah blah blah...)

      Scoring systems? Do you have any idea how widely available automatic scoring systems for resumes are? Or how stupidly easy it would be to whip one up with a perl or shell script in an afternoon? I mean a computer can already parse through resumes in multiple formats and give you the top n resumes based on a buzzword scoring system, given the right software, and lots of companies use that software, which is why resume writers massage the hell out of resumes to make sure they will score well in such systems.

      These people are making it harder on themselves than they need to. If they hired more competent staff, they would not have this problem at all. As for your contention about reading all resumes, give me a break. Most companies do not do that, and even if they did, it is perfectly acceptable to only accept n resumes (where n is a number precalculated as being a quantity the current staff can process in a reasonable timeframe) or to cut off accepting resumes after a given date.

      Even if you accept all the resumes in the world, it is relatively trivial to put all this in a database you can search later, which is again what the big companies do.

    3. Re:Well no frigging wonder! by minister+of+funk · · Score: 1

      Just because many companies do not read the resumes does not mean that they do not handle the resumes. "Handling" and "Reading" are really separate issues.

      There are many ways a company can "handle" resumes. The goal of a corporate HR department is not so much to hire the right people (how would they know? that's best left up to the department head) as it is to keep the company from being sued.

      Companies are REQUIRED to handle all resumes that come in ACCORDING TO THEIR PUBLISHED POLICY. Policy could be, "No resumes will be accepted after [specified date]." This relives the company of any responsibility to those late resumes.

      Another policy: duplicate resumes for the same job will be ignored.

      Another policy: If you have ever worked for us before and accepted a buy-out, or you have been involved in a lawsuit against us, you may not apply.

      There are several ways to minimize the resumes one has to handle. But handling takes time. HR is not on this earth to read resumes. They also handle your benefit information and often work closely with payroll.

      HR staff may not necessarily be technically inclined, but this does not mean they're stupid. They are a very necessary part of the corporate world.

      You pose some interesting questions: "If they hired more compenent staff..." or "how stupidly easy it would be to whip [a perl or shell script] up."

      "Competence" often competed with "Availability", and "stupidly easy" is often dependent on experience. Many of these HR departments must request resources from IT which often have the attitude, "My god, you folks are idiots," rather than, "You know, saving them 20 hours per week is good for the company."

      Always look at what's good for the company-- not what is "stupidly easy". Don't be so quick to jump on the simple-solution bandwagon. HR systems are rather complicated devices in and of themselves. Before designing a system like this, the company must be very sure of their hiring policy. That is really what this is about... not storing resumes or whether or not they have to, but exactly what their hiring policy dictates.

      I was stating that there are a variety of ways to reduce the number of resumes that have to be handled. Disk is cheap, but time is at a premium.

      What did you mean by "relatively trivial?"

  41. Absurd by Carbonite · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't think of any reason why this law should exist. A company should be free to do whatever they wish with the resumes they receive. If they want to store them forever, fine. If they want to delete/destroy them all upon receipt, fine.

    The govenment shouldn't dictate in any way what companies do with resumes. If a company decides that six months is an adequate amount of time to store resumes, they shouldn't face penalties.

    I could see some argument made for storing resumes of all candidates for one year. "Candidates" might be classified as all people who receive a phone screen or an actual face-to-face interview. This could be useful data in discrimination lawsuits, both for the plaintiff and the defending company. I see no sense in Intel having to store high school dropout Johnny Kantspell's resume if they decide he's not quite qualified for Director of R&D.

    Maybe there's some great reason why resumes should be stored; I'd love to hear them if there are some. Otherwise, kill this law and let companies do what they want with resumes.

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    1. Re:Absurd by gclef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I could see some argument made for storing resumes of all candidates for one year. "Candidates" might be classified as all people who receive a phone screen or an actual face-to-face interview. This could be useful data in discrimination lawsuits, both for the plaintiff and the defending company.

      So, if you never make it to "candidate" status, you have less of a leg to stand on legally. To me, that will lead to some dork intentionally avoiding giving "candidate" status to some minorities. Since they don't have to save the resumes for non-candidates, they don't have to face the evidence in a discrimination lawsuit. That can't be the result you were looking for.

      Yeah, the law makes things messy. But, suck as it may, the best way to prove that you weren't being racist in your hiring *is* to save all your applications, even Johnny Dropout's.

    2. Re:Absurd by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      If a company saved the resumes of all candidates it would show who they were actually considered hiring. If a pool of 50 candidates consisted entirely of whites and Asians, then the company might choose to save the resumes of all applicants to prove that weren't discriminating.

      Perhaps a company will choose to save all resumes, but they shouldn't be required to do so. This is especially true when you consider how poorly qualified some applicants are or how unreadable their resume may be.

      As for racist dorks who intentionally avoid choosing minority candidates, I doubt this occurs very often. Even if the HR Director was racist, there's too great a risk of getting caught and it's usually difficult to determine race from a resume.

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    3. Re:Absurd by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      As for racist dorks who intentionally avoid choosing minority candidates, I doubt this occurs very often.

      I can see you're not a 'minority'. Trust me, it DOES happen. And it is devilishly hard to prove.

    4. Re:Absurd by vegetablespork · · Score: 1
      and it's usually difficult to determine race from a resume

      Not really.

      • Names can sometimes imply ethnicity, first and last
      • High school or college attended
      • Address (ethnic neighborhoods are often Balkanized
      Affiliations disclosed by the applicant (e.g. a primarily African American civic organization

      Sometimes, not just one, but a combination of the above will yield a "probably correct" guess as to race. And if none of that works, there's the possibility of Googling for the name, if it's uncommon.

      Bottom line? People who want to discriminate will, and will probably get away with it. But we didn't want to work for them, anyway.

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    5. Re:Absurd by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's possible to determine race from a resume, but I simply stated that it's usually difficult to determine race given only a resume. Most cases of discrimination would come later in the selection process, not from someone in HR Googling every resume to see if that person might be a minority.

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    6. Re:Absurd by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      Please examine the context in which I made that statement. My original suggestion was that resumes be stored for every candidate, not for every applicant. A candidate would be someone who received a phone screen or an actual interview. Basically they're someone who received some amount of real consideration.

      I don't doubt that discrimination occurs, but I don't believe that storing all resumes would help to prove it. In fact, storing that many resumes would just increase the noise level. Also, as I pointed out, it's just too risky for someone to practice discrimination just to indulge their racist urges.

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    7. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yep. Nothing harder than determining the ethnicity of Loquicia Tek'ila Johnson.

      ~~~

  42. Big deal??? by pagercam2 · · Score: 1

    If they are required to keep the resume whats the big deal dump all the resumes onto a CD or backup tape. Resume is probably 50Kbytes so something like 13,000 fit on a CD. I don't think the'll loose to much sleep trying to store a CD or two. Paper resumes are a bigger issue but at 37 cents to send through the mail most people don't bother anymore, scan and store even if each submitter had two pages that scan to 1MByte you can still get 650 per CD. They are required to hold onto resume not actual read it!!!!!

  43. Yet another example of /. libertarianism... by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Well, but I'm an extreme libertarian anyway. Libertarians are like humans with a shotgun watching the stupid dogs (right) and cats (left) squabble.

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    1. Re:Yet another example of /. libertarianism... by micromoog · · Score: 1

      Except that by "human" you mean "invisible human", and by "shotgun" you mean "broken SuperSoaker".

  44. Note to self: by Idou · · Score: 0

    1. Read comments
    2. THEN post

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  45. terrific! by bilbobuggins · · Score: 3, Funny
    finally my career in storage systems sales will take off!

    1) mass mail resume
    2)*ring* 'what's that? you need more disk space? you don't say...'

  46. Keeping resumes on file is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Maybe companies do store the resumes somewhere, but personally, I have NEVER been contacted by a company who had my "Resume on file" from a previous job application with that company, even if they had new positions which I was qualified for. They just say that to make the pain of a rejected job candidate less.

    And it makes sense -- if you're really that interested in a company, you should proactively send them a updated resume everytime you see a new job opening, and not wait for them.

    1. Re:Keeping resumes on file is useless by jmb-d · · Score: 1

      I have NEVER been contacted by a company who had my "Resume on file" from a previous job application with that company

      I received a post card (?!) from a company I interviewed with (and subsequently turned down their offer) in 1998. I simply ignored it, as I figured it was a (relatively) cheap ploy on their part to do some shotgun-style recruiting.

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  47. Define "archive" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does thje Recycle Bin on my desktop count as an archive if I never bother to empty it?

    Thanks,
    Helen Freklen
    Human Resources

  48. ummm by unborracho · · Score: 1
    "If they are a cashier at 7-Eleven and they are applying for a national sales manager [position] ... it is pretty obvious whether they fit or not," Snyder said.
    Is it just me, or is this the most worthless and judgemental statement in the world? I'm assuming Snyder meant that they will not fit, and this is just absolutely pre-judging a person before he knows anything about them. What if they are working at a 7-11 as a senior in college, just as a part-time job? They could be very well qualified for the position, probably even better than the schmuck they ended up hiring who might have 4-years experience working in the "real world". Sure, the person with 4- years is probably better well-prepared for the job, but what's to say that the person working at the 7-11 won't turn out to be a better National Sales Manager after he learns the ropes?

    Employers it seems to me, fail to realize the potential in some job candidates more often than when they do realize potential.
    --
    "You had this look that of an angel, it was such a bad disguise" --Dishwalla
    1. Re:ummm by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      Are you actually suggesting that a college senior with no work experience outside of being a cashier at a 7-11 is qualified to be a national sales manager?

      Not to be rude, but for the sake of your company, I hope you don't make hiring decisions.

      --
      ZFS: because love is never having to say fsck
    2. Re:ummm by unborracho · · Score: 1

      No, i'm not.. but I'm saying he shouldn't be immediately ruled out just because of that fact alone.

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      "You had this look that of an angel, it was such a bad disguise" --Dishwalla
    3. Re:ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he is majoring in marketing and [business category of hiring company] and has a 4.0 average, why strike him from consideration?

      More relevantly to today's economy, maybe the person was a national sales manager before 9-11 and was so thoroughly stymied in his job hunt, that when faced with the realities of his life (ie family, personal obligations to give gramma her pills etc) he found his only option was to run the kwik-e-mart?

      These options are farfetched. The point I'm trying to make, and to which I think unborracho alluded, was that, due to factors like cover-your-ass and general incompetence in understanding the qualifications of the candidates they are sifting through, HR makes some really shitty decisions.

      I think that having more HR people would be good, since then more people would be employed (albeit as HR trolls, no offense to the trolls) and there would be less occurences of people short on talent but long on buzzwords getting crucial jobs.

      Now back to reality.... when all is said and done, shit happens and the intuition behind your argument is relatively accurate especially when you have to pay people to sift resumes. Plus, I'm a pedant bitch.

      Whee!

    4. Re:ummm by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      If he has never managed anyone in his life, then yes, he sure as hell should be immediately ruled out on that fact alone. National Sales Manager is a high-ranking position, and no sane person would hire someone with no proven experience to a position like that.

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  49. But that's against the law! by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny
    If the original post is correct, their junking of > 90% of the resumes is a violation of federal law.

    Microsoft, violating federal law? I'm shocked!

    1. Re:But that's against the law! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant junk as in ignore. Sorry.

  50. Easy solution for us MS Exchange Users by alen · · Score: 1

    Create public folder for receving resumes. Create a mailbox and forward a copy to the mailbox as well. Perform Brick level backup and the emailed resumes will get backed up on a per message basis. Every month or so delete the messages from the mailbox and the public folder.

    Legally you are following this since all resumes can be retrieved from off site storage.

    1. Re:Easy solution for us MS Exchange Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a great idea, until the exchange server crashes and you find that the database is corrupt. When you conclude you can't recover anything from it you go to the backups that of course don't load in properly because exchange is so picky about all that.. Then you go and install sendmaila nd everything works wonderfully and you throw exchange out the window and you live happily ever after.

  51. Re:Okay, so-Which is it? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Once it gets on the Federal Register, not much.

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  52. It's true by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 1

    Look up EEOC 1607. It's a big law, and part of it requires that you keep any materials that you used as part of your selection process. It's absolutely ludicrous if you ask me, and I've never heard of anyone actually following it before now. But believe it or not, it is a law.

  53. Re:Apache displacing IIS? by MattRog · · Score: 1

    I suspect most/many companies are very low-tech -- the resumes are probably printed out and reviewed that way, hence the one college having an entirely too large filing system. I couldn't imagine that, this day and age, most people snail mail their resumes.

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  54. Two evils don't make a right! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I find it disturbing that Tigger has no eyes there. Nevermind that confetti comes out his nose!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:Two evils don't make a right! by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      Well obviously he's sneezing.

      I knew he must be snorting *something* to be that bouncy all the time ;)

  55. Oh yes, it's very FUDdy. by Nurlman · · Score: 5, Informative

    The requirement at issue is found in the Equal Employment Oppoertunity Commission's regulations interpreting Title VII of the Civil Rights Act. Title VII prohibits employers of 15 or more persons from discriminating on the basis of race, sex, national origin, religion, etc.

    The EEOC has issued regulations that interpret the law. Among those regulations are recommendations as to how long employers should retain various items of paperwork. The article stems from a misunderstanding as to the meaning of 29 C.F.R. s. 1602.14, which states:

    Any personnel or employment record made or kept by an employer (including but not necessarily limited to requests for reasonable accommodation, application forms submitted by applicants and other records having to do with hiring, promotion, demotion, transfer, lay-off or termination, rates of pay or other terms of compensation, and selection for training or apprenticeship) shall be preserved by the employer for a period of one year from the date of the making of the record or the personnel action involved, whichever occurs later.
    What the article fails to acknowledge is that the EEOC's regulations are nothing more than recommendations, and are neither specifically enforcible by the EEOC nor binding on the Courts. Note 29 C.F.R. s. 1602.12:
    The Commission has not adopted any requirement, generally applicable to employers, that records be made or kept.
    In other words, the article is pure FUD: the EEOC recommends that you keep applications and resumes for at least a year, but doing so is neither required nor something that you can be punished for. (As a matter of corporate policy, it makes sense to retain bona fide resumes for at least that long in case of litigation, but what is "smart" and what is "required by law" are often two very different things.)
    1. Re:Oh yes, it's very FUDdy. by DrXym · · Score: 1

      A resume isn't an application form any way. Make it company policy that all applications are by invitation only and must be mailed in on original application forms, not print outs. Then divert unsolicited resumes straight into the bit bucket.

    2. Re:Oh yes, it's very FUDdy. by minister+of+funk · · Score: 1


      It is good practice to keep application records for at least three years, as most class-action law suits I'm aware of (IANAL) do not occur within the one year time-span recommended by the EEOC.



      If your company is involved in such a lawsuit, it is very beneficial to be able to prove every action taken for or against an applicant, such as why they weren't considered for the position.

    3. Re:Oh yes, it's very FUDdy. by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that synopsis of the article. For what it's worth, I won't even bother reading it, as it is about HR departments in big companies. That means it is an article about complete stupidity and laziness within the human race... i.e. HR.

      I would have thought /.'ers were more than familiar with the sheer genius of HR departments in the many ways in which to cause a near infinite number of tech support headaches!

    4. Re:Oh yes, it's very FUDdy. by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      It's a little OT I know - but why is it that you're only not allowed to discriminate if you have more than 15 employees?

      Why is it that if you have 14 employees, you can say you won't hire someone because they're asian?

  56. An excellent plan... by brooks_talley · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...just don't forget to make your resume a 2GB PDF file.

    Cheers
    -b

    1. Re:An excellent plan... by levik · · Score: 1
      Screw that - upstream bandwidth is more precious than downstream.

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    2. Re:An excellent plan... by fractalus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you mean a 2GB Word .DOC file? That's much easier; a standard one-page resume will do it.

      --
      People are never as simple as their stereotypes. This applies equally to Christians, Muslims, and Emacs-lovers.
    3. Re:An excellent plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bandwidth isn't the point. They would have to store it, you see... and if you have to make up a terabyte array just to store this year's resumes, then you have cost them a lot of money.

    4. Re:An excellent plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And at today's prices, a terabyte's what, 25c? And fits in your pocket?

  57. Sigh by jd · · Score: 1

    This is why some information is better stored on a central repositry. 75-100% of all the resumes sent out by one person will be identical, or nearly so. Store the identical part centrally for all companies, and then store the diff locally.

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    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, it'd also be interesting (if an Orwellian nightmare) to compare the copy you received with those your rivals received....

  58. Block the Bulk Resume Spammers by rossz · · Score: 1

    Simply don't accept any resumes at all from them. If you don't receive the resume, you don't have to store it. Or did Congress make those resume laws so far reaching that you can't do this?

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  59. Only three hundred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Six months ago...the company received more than 300 resumes and inquiries by e-mail. Dealing with all those e-mails - many replete with misspellings, wrong company names and nonexistent qualifications - was a nightmare

    What is wrong with these people that they can't read and save 300 Word documents in six months? Hell, the project I am working on has at *least* 300 use cases and requirements specs stashed away in several different LAN folders, CVS branches, and SharePoint. And we didn't receive them, we *wrote* them! We'll never read them again, and we'll store them forever. And they are also full of: misspellings, wrong company names and nonexistent qualifications

  60. Re:There are no legal snags with the BSD Babe! by SexyAlexie · · Score: 0, Troll

    I want to shag all of these lovely girls.. NOW!!

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  61. What? No resume posts? by dkh2 · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed that as of this writing nobody has posted a flood of resumes to this thread.

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    1. Re:What? No resume posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robert Proust

      Objective: To receive a job working for Slashdot/OSDN as a pretzel folder/dish washer/or cow milker.

      Education: None

      Experience:
      Sep 31, 0003 to March 09, 0044
      Elephant Cleaner
      Worked in the Bleveskovolokian Zoo cleaning elephants.
      Was given employee of the month status eleven times.

      Dec 32, 0003 to May 22, 2020
      Porcupine Feeder
      Fed Blevelburries and gorglegon droppings to a farm of 67 and 4 halfs gorglanese porcupines.
      Converted guava berries and lima beans into a porcupine feed.

      Other experience:
      C, C++, Java, Perl, PHP, Solaris Administration, Windows NT Administration, Exchange Server, Porcupines, Elephants.

    2. Re:What? No resume posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bob Proust hotbitch@catholic.org

      Objective: To receive a job working for Slashdot/OSDN as a pretzel folder/moderator/dish washer/or cow milker.

      Education: None

      Experience:
      Sep 31, 0003 to March 09, 0044
      Elephant Cleaner
      Worked in the Bleveskovolokian Zoo cleaning elephants.
      Was given employee of the month status eleven times.

      Dec 32, 0003 to May 22, 2020
      Porcupine Feeder
      Fed Blevelburries and gorglegon droppings to a farm of 67 and 4 halfs gorglanese porcupines.
      Converted guava berries and lima beans into a porcupine feed.

      Other experience:
      C, C++, Java, Perl, PHP, Solaris Administration, Windows NT Administration, Exchange Server, Porcupines, Elephants.

  62. Another Thing by Icephreak1 · · Score: 1

    That law should also make it mandatory for employers to manually acknowledge they've seen your resume, by electronic or postal mail, even if they acknowledge with a fill-in-the-blank form letter. Nothing is more insulting to a person interested in working for an organization than to be ignored. Companies ought to be grateful.

    - IP

  63. What's the problem? by Bernard+Shiffman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that's entirely reasonable.

  64. According to the article... by kikta · · Score: 1
    ...that may or may not be true (you never know with MS). However, their official position as stated in the article:

    Microsoft and Lockheed enter almost every resume they receive into a large database, company officials said. They also keep resumes on file for a year.
  65. resumes by malia8888 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a corporate recruiter (head hunter) we laughingly referred to resumes as "obituaries". As a stand alone method of getting a job resumes are quite ineffective.

    Once the myth that a resume can get a person a job is finally put to rest companies will continue to be flooded with them.

    My advice to anybody in this flat IT economy is as follows: 1. Get a job any job. If you aren't working, nobody is going to hire you. You are an "untouchable" when the imagine you at home in front of the T.V. Plus, companies can smell desperation and fear a mile away.

    2. If you can't find a job in IT, find one that almost sounds like a technological position. This could include putting together computer desks for a "temp" agency--anything to break the inertia of unemployment.

    This is just my humble opinion from years of watching resumes being filed like so many paper tombstones.

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  66. You look tense. How about a message? by TenaciousPimple · · Score: 1

    "We feel we have to keep everything that comes to us even if they want to be a message therapist,"

    Or, a proofreader for the Baltimore Sun, unless there is such a thing as a message therapist.

    1. Re:You look tense. How about a message? by default+luser · · Score: 1

      As a resident of Baltimore, I can most certainly assure you that this article meets The Sun's highest standards for excellence.

      That said, I read The Washington Post.

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      And occasionally whores for Karma.

  67. Spammer's Solution by fobbman · · Score: 1

    I wonder when spammers will start attaching resumes to their spam to make companies have to let the spam through, even store the spam for five years...

  68. Simple rules by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Companies should be allowed to have published criteria for formats of resumes they will accept.

    Im sure there are some common sense rules for dead-true resumes. I would hope they arent required to accept or file a resume printed on used toilet paper, or in 30 point type on a 4x8 foot sheet of plywood.

    So same should there be some common sense rules for resumses - not required to accept or file resumes not in RFC-documented formats, for example, or perhaps even requiring them to be in plain text. Im sure the size of a DOC file for a given resume, compared to a plaintext version of the same resume, is at least similar to the comparison between a sheet of plyood as compared to a US-letter or A4 page of paper.

    Allowing PDF format might be a consideration, since they could print those and add them to their dead-tree file. Of course, that would cost them money in ink and paper, which doesnt seem fair.

    No, I think the best thing would be to ALLOW applicants to email resumes, but not require companies to supply the computer equipment or ink and paper to file them. If an applicant wants to force a company to file their resume, they should be required to pay for the paper and postage to send them a hardcopy.

    Of course, nothing word prohbit a company from choosing to save or print/file resumes they got. So they still could if they wanted.

  69. Need for more cabinet space... by Ryatt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next week, we'll find out that it's illegal to toss away any solicited material that is dropped off at or in front of your office. We'll all be forced to keep a full pile of restaurant menus at our workspaces.

  70. you sent your resume ?? by dorfsmay · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't get it, assuming there is such a law, then you basically have to keep all the resume for which the sender can prove he/she sent it to you, that is fedex or other courrier companies and registered mail.

    They dont really have to keep anything else.

  71. For all you haydukers out there by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I see much potential for groups of individuals to legally "motivate" companies they don't like!
    Of course I would never suggest a Distributed Resume Attack be implemented against any particular organization.


    Worst case--what--you get a job.

    Hey, Melinda, Where are we going to store all these Osama bin Lauden resmues?

    Gee, Bill, I guess we could put 'em in the warehouse next to the Sadaam Hussein job applications.

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    1. Re:For all you haydukers out there by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      MODERATORS: Please mark this as "+1, Has Read 'The Monkey Wrench Gang'"

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  72. Re: smack_attack smacks his dick against my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hey turdy boy, I've worked at 7-11 for six years and I'm damn proud of it. I started as a cashier and moved up to part-time assistant manager, then to night manager, then to store manager. After a couple years as store manager, I was promoted to the district manager overseeing several stores. Yes, it's true that some cashiers are losers... it's a high-turnover position often filled by people who just want a quick buck. But some people, like me, are dedicated hard workers who can actually make a difference in the company. I hope to be a regional manager soon, at which point I can start building my pension and retire with the company.

  73. Re:Beats having a hole on your resume by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
    7-11 or a hole? I would put 7-11 and try to mention in your cover letter about your experence doing past sales. I would put under 7-11 in your resume that it was temporary labor. If you network explain the situation and how you would like to get your feet back in the game.

    I certainly would prefer a candidate who worked at 7-11 for a year vs someone who sat around the house and watched tv during the same time. Wouldn't you?

  74. Relief at last by phliar · · Score: 1

    Phew! Now that big business is suffering in a direct way, we'll see some action on making spam illegal!

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  75. Message therapist? by kikta · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    "We feel we have to keep everything that comes to us even if they want to be a message therapist," she said.


    Yeah, because sad messages would suck...
  76. I have, ONCE. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    I applied for an admin asst. job, and got a call back about a year later. I thanked them profusely, but already had a job.

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  77. Bah by Harik · · Score: 1
    As has been already pointed out, it's bullshit. There is no law requiring it, it's merely guidelines issued by the EEOC. Secondly, it's a fairly interesting interpretation of what an 'applicant' is. As pointed out in the article, many (if not most) companies don't consider you an applicant just because your resume spit out of their fax (or showed up in their inbox)

    Secondly, what's the big deal with emailed resumes anyway? Store 'em in the form they came in on. When you get 650 meg of them, burn to CD and toss it in a filing cabinet. That's a LOT of resumes.

    Bouncing back a form letter saying 'not accepting applications' tends to indicate that the person is not an applicant, as well. It's FUD. Cynically, it's advertising for lawyers, who will tell you where you stand. For a fee, of course.

  78. $1, WTF? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    The "piracy tax" in the US is only placed on CDs that have been specifically flagged as being taxed. (i.e. they have a bit that will allow standalone audio CD recorders to burn to them.) For PC usage, this flag is irrelevant.

    Piracy taxes in other countries are irrelevant since the cause of the problem is a law in the United States.

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  79. Re:Beats having a hole on your resume by realdpk · · Score: 1

    I guess it comes down to a choice of style. Is chronological better? I dunno.

    My resume lists my significant experience, with detail, and then I have an "other experience" section further down which does not contain detail (it says I worked there, for such and such a time, in such a position), and is for positions where I did things other than my current occupation.

    I'd prefer someone who did work at 7-11 for a year, but if I'm reading one of a thousand resumes for a position and the first thing I see on there (in a purely chronological resume) is 7-11 manager, I might not bother reading on.

  80. Foolish layperson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any personnel or employment record made or kept by an employer (including but not necessarily limited to requests for reasonable accommodation, application forms submitted by applicants and other records having to do with hiring, promotion, demotion, transfer, lay-off or termination, rates of pay or other terms of compensation, and selection for training or apprenticeship) shall be preserved by the employer for a period of one year

    A resume may not be an "application," but it certainly is a "record having to do with hiring."

    More to the point, you'd be the laughingstock of the industry if you required people seeking professional and executive-level positions to fill out your "application form." Application forms = cashier at McDonald's.

    1. Re:Foolish layperson! by DrXym · · Score: 1

      It's only a record to do with hiring if you recognize it as such. Obviously if you are not hiring, the position doesn't exist, is by invitation only, or by application form then it doesn't matter what unsolicited crap you receive. It can all go straight into the bin.

    2. Re:Foolish layperson! by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      Because of EEOC laws and to provide a legal leg to stand on if someone is falsifying information on their resume, most companies DO require application forms, at every level, including the top spots. The reason is this: a properly drafted application form is a legally binding document, signed under penalty of perjury. A resume is not.

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  81. story I once heard by ragnar · · Score: 1

    This might be urban legend, but I thought it sounded like fun. Should you ever get caught shoplifting or something like that at a retail establishment, before you leave, ask them for an application for employment. Most likely whoever is intimidating you in the back room will tell you to screw off, in which case you have grounds to sue them for refusing to give you an application.

    Anyone ever heard of anything like this? I can't see myself getting the chance to test it out, but I could this being a good tactic for motivated protesters & whatnot.

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  82. Recruitforce.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.recruitforce.com have an asp based Applicant Tracking System, that solves this problem

  83. BINGO! We'll fight spammers! by axxackall · · Score: 1
    Excelent! Then all we have to do, in order to fight the spam, is to spam! Yes, let's flood all possible goverment organizations and departments. And once they will be /.ed the only way for them to survive will be to make a spam illegal. But that's exactly what we need!

    So, let's do it! Now, can anyone publish the list of email from goverment job pages?

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    1. Re:BINGO! We'll fight spammers! by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, let's do it! Now, can anyone publish the list of email from goverment job pages?

      What exactly is the government doing that you would want to attack it? Frankly, I would rather see the government move SLOWLY on regulations, than FAST and make plenty more infringing mistakes, even if it means more spam in the short run.

      On average, governments do piss-poor work. They do worse when you rush them.

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    2. Re:BINGO! We'll fight spammers! by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      Yes, let's flood all possible goverment organizations and departments

      Yes, please waste my tax dollars on having the government hold tons of bogus resumes.
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  84. Solutions to this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ===============
    Its amazing that so many companies still use email to handle the volume of resumes. There are some really appropriate tools out there like Recruitforce.com that automatically sort and file incoming applications/resumes for you.

    Has anyone here seen an increase in the use of systems like this or is it too early?

  85. define receive by Splork · · Score: 1

    if receive can be properly defined as "in plain text only" then its very easy to store them all. none of that extra 3megs for being word document crap. ;)

  86. Nope - its a real requirement by Smallpond · · Score: 1

    From here

    "Companies who contract or subcontract with the government and who have more than 150 employees are required to hold the resumes of job applicants for two years as well as keep a breakdown of applicant demographics, such as gender, race and job applied for, says Lorber, a former deputy assistant secretary of labor and director of the Office of Federal Contract Compliance Programs."

    The purpose is to make sure that government contractors comply with EEOC regulations in regards to hiring decisions, which is a good thing. Obviously the 60,000 spam resumes were not taken into account.

    1. Re:Nope - its a real requirement by ebh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This has interesting implications for the definition of the term "applicant".

      At least in the US, nobody puts their race, gender or age[1] on their resumes. Does this mean that "applicant" is defined as "someone who has completed an application for employment", not simply "someone who sent email containing the words 'work experience' to careers@ourcompany.com"?

      [1] Or "Health: excellent (mostly affected by the gym)"

  87. Too funny. by crazyphilman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, employers -- who have been canning people right and left, and who post ridiculous job descriptions so that they can justify outsourcing positions instead of hiring for them -- are now experiencing a crisis in which the masses of unemployed and desperate people are sending them resumes that, by law, they must track and store? How amusing. I noticed that they're trying to call unsolicited resumes "spam", as though an unemployed and desperate worker is somehow committing a sin in attempting to find work. How compassionate HR managers are! How touching is their depth of feeling for their fellow man.

    Of course, what is *really* funny is, these idiots are so technically inept that they consider dealing with a few thousand resumes *difficult*. Perhaps if they hadn't fired all the tech staff, someone in the office would be able to do the following:

    1. Set up a shared directory on one of the office PCs, mapping that as a network drive for everyone else.

    2. Inform people that whenever a resume comes in, they should save it to the shared drive in a subfolder named after the "applicant", along with attachments.

    3. Have someone periodically dump the shared drive to a CD-Rom (say, when the shared folder hits 500MB?). Write the date on the CD label, and store it somewhere convenient. Then, clean out the shared folder.

    4. Stop worrying and let all the HR suits go back to playing solitaire and tormenting "applicants".

    Oh, but you'll say, "they get and track paper resumes, too -- what now, shared-folder-boy?"

    Easy enough. On the same PC where you're storing the emailed resumes, hook up a fifty dollar scanner. When a resume comes in, have one of the interns scan it and save it in the shared directory and subdirectory named after the person. The additional space being used just increases the rate at which you're burning CDs.

    Wanna go back and find someone's resume? Fetch the CD for the approximate time span in which the resume was sent and look the person up. This should take maybe ten minutes (including walking down to the file closet and digging up the CD).

    Unless you're IBM or something, this should be more than sufficient. Companies like IBM have enough staff to create something a little more comprehensive.

    Of course, most companies DID fire all the tech staff, so they're probably shit out of luck. Maybe if they give the homeless webmaster who sits in front of their building a doughnut or something, he'll put something together for them. Who knows? Or he might just spit in their eye, kick them in the shins, steal the doughnut, and walk away, muttering about "PR Flacks"...

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    1. Re:Too funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're unsolicited email and sent in bulk, of course they are. What did you think "spam" meant?

    2. Re:Too funny. by envelope · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even if companies do follow your suggestion, it is still costing them a lot of money to have to do it. It takes time to drag and drop. Not much, granted (and it would be less time if you didn't have to watch the cutesy papers flying across the progress dialog), but the more resumes they get, the more time they are spending doing the copying. I would guess it takes at least 3 times as long to do the copying as it does to just click the delete button.

      The way I see it, the government is imposing a rather large financial burden on employers, just so the government can go have a look when they want to see if the employer is unfairly dicriminating against applicants.

      This reminds me of the standard mortgage application. It has a box where you are required to indicate your race. Why should you have to indicate your race on a mortgage app? Only so the government can make sure the lender is not using that information. Not only is the lender required to collect information they aren't legally allowed to consider, the lender is required to guess the applicant's race if the applicant refuses to provide it.

      Just another fine example of government stupidity.

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    3. Re:Too funny. by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I don't think it actually *costs* a company much to do something like this. The staff that would be doing it are generally on salary, so they would either be doing this or playing solitaire. The real thing the companies are kvetching about is that they have to actually *work* on resumes they would rather just delete. It's a minor irritation for the HR flacks, that's all. As for me, I couldn't care less that Susie HRDrone has to spend twenty minutes copying resumes instead of looking at her french nails. They ought to quit complaining; at least they're working! ;)

      But, in all fairness, you're right about one thing: the government is filled with useless, stupid bureaucracy. I get pretty fed up with it sometimes, myself.

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  88. I don't buy it. by cgreuter · · Score: 1

    The question I kept asking myself as I read the article was, "What's so hard about just tarring, gzipping and burning each month's mail spool to CD-ROM?"

    3000 resumes a month isn't likely to fill even one CD.

    I suspect that this article is actually a complaint about those pesky equal-opportunity employment regulations.

  89. resume spamming? by Spudley · · Score: 4, Funny


    They haven't even stopped yet, and we're talking about letting them resume spamming?! ...

    oh, wait... you meant "resumé", didn't you?

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    1. Re:resume spamming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You misspelled "résumé."

      Yes, "resumé" is listed as a variant, but that just means it's wrong but popular. Note that "resume" is also a variant.

      (It could be worse--we could be trying to spell "curriculum vitæ".)

  90. That's not how it works though by chainsaw1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, so then when you need info on one of those resumes you do a word search through lots of compressed files? I don't think so...

    If you want quick and easy access to that information, it must be uncompressed (~12k) and then it must be in a database for easy access. That (believe it or not) makes it about 5x the size it once was (DB indexes, unique keys, etc.) So now we're at about 50k, or 24 GB a year. The database will probably need to be configured for a max of 2 years worth (just in case you can't delete one year for awhile) which is close to 50 GB. And sifting through 24GB of data takes a big, well designed database. You Are Now Well Beyond Microsoft Access!

    In short, no it's not cheap if you actually want to access and use the information.

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    1. Re:That's not how it works though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there's the rub. Clearly the solution is two databases--one of every résumé you receive (which you're obliged to keep) that you compress the hell out of and store on 9-tracks in the basement, and a well-indexed one for just the résumés you plan ever to look at.

    2. Re:That's not how it works though by randyest · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok, so then when you need info on one of those resumes you do a word search through lots of compressed files? I don't think so...

      You don't? I do. htdig with gzip/zip and word doc reading addons does a great job of looking inside all sorts of files for me all the time, compressed or not.

      Nice try FUD-master.

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  91. How Many Resumes on the Head of a Pin? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How many electronic resumes can dance on the head of a pin.

    Translation: How many resume .doc/.pdf files can fit on a single DVD-R?

    Assign them sequential file names, put applicant name, position, date received, DVD disc number, and file name. Even Access could handle this for all the applicants any but the largest companies receive. Storing emailed resumes is probably not the problem.

    And get those Disney auto-destructing DVDs to handle eventual automated disposal.

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    1. Re:How Many Resumes on the Head of a Pin? by John+Penix · · Score: 1

      What if you forced a conversion to plaintext first and then gzipped it? You could literally fit a billion resumes on a DVD-R!

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    2. Re:How Many Resumes on the Head of a Pin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally? I don't think even the average résumé will compress down to 4.7 octets.

  92. Surely you'd want to keep them anyway? by metamatic · · Score: 1

    I always put rsum spammers in the database of "morons not to hire, no matter how desperate you are". Don't all companies?

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  93. Re:But what about this? by What_about_CHOMSKY · · Score: 0

    What we really want to know is: What does CHOMSKY think about this?

  94. Re:sic-Sit n' spin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Personally, I'd rather be spending my time as a 'message therapist.'"

    Unfortunately only "spin doctors" are qualified enough to fill that position.

  95. That's big... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, to get the resume file that big... I'd have to include a picture of my penis!

    1. Re:That's big... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A picture of your penis isn't going to add a lot to the file size though, is it?

    2. Re:That's big... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could do I guess - it all depends on what job you're applying for. ;)

    3. Re:That's big... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is true. But I just received this email....

    4. Re:That's big... by darien · · Score: 1

      Obviously it's easy to create an immense PDF if you put your mind to it: render the entire thing as a 4800 dpi bitmap, for example. But it's also surprisingly easy to create excessively large PDFs accidentally: embed a few fonts, use a couple of layers, make the thing editable in Illustrator, and watch the megabytes add up!

  96. Text is easy to archive... OCR is your friend by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Assuming the vast majority of resume's are hard copy, then OCR is your friend. Assuming the resume is a word document, save as an ascii file.

    Assuming a given company gets 1 million resumes a year, typical "page" of data is roughly 5K at best {assuming 60 lines 80 col). So roughly 10gigs of data assuming 2 pages per entry, and both pages full. This data can easily be compressed to maxamize storage.

    The solution seems simple

    1. Evaluate entry... if qualified to *promising canidate* move up in the pile.

    2. If not qualified, then archive monthly... CD or DVD media should be adquate if your intent is to actually access the data. Date your media monthly. After required period of time, destroy or recycle the media.

    The only flaw in my procedure is the fact that raw text isn't nessicarly searchable easily. While I personaly could deal with the "search" or "find" fuction included in respective operating systems I use, in conjuction with less or van berg's list program. Idealy a human element would be required in order to flag the fields to be imported into a really basic database. Either that or complience with the given companies software processing.

    But call me silly, but this seems like a project for a first year information systems design student to accomplish.

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  97. Hrm by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, glancing at some of the highly moderated posts, nobody has seemed to mention why these companies would want to hire these people who mass-mail resumes. They're just as bad as spammers.

    Mind you, I realize that this article says they have to keep a copy on hand by this law (no I didn't RFTA, sorry), but can't they just make it company policy to not accept mass-mailed resumes?

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  98. Make sure that applicants arent applicants by meltoast · · Score: 1

    I work for a company that specializes in corporate hiring products, we advise our clients to be very careful about the word "applicant". The laws mentioned here spcifically refer to "applicants", if you use a pre-screening tool to weed out unqualified people, then you do not have to keep their information. If the person passes the pre-screen, then they move on to "applicant" status. You can specify that all employment requests must go through your pre-screening process and refuse to accept any unsolicited "applicants". It is an issue of semantics, but an important one.

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  99. huh? by samantha · · Score: 1

    Even hundreds of thousands of resumes would fit on what, a few 750 MB zip drives? Where exactly is the big problem?

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  101. down with dead tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half of the résumés for a CTO position were not received over the Internet. Are companies obliged to accept anything from such blatantly unqualified retards?

  102. What about format? by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you list that the only resumes that will be acknowledged will follow a specific format, that requires some sort of human intervention, would that be legal?

    For example, emailing your resume will result in a bounce message saying that the company doesn't accept resumes via email. Then, have a webform that requires them to be uploaded and have one of those wavy-text checks.

    Any thoughts on the legality of that?

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  103. Re:But what about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a tr0ll, you are not very amusing. Maybe you should start over, eh?

  104. big resume by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Funny

    I feel like painting my resume on the sides of a giant wooden box and shipping it to:

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    Suite 100
    Lindon, Utah 84042 USA

    It might be expensive though.

    I bet some people will even sign them up for free magazines and other offers delivered to their physical address.

    1. Re:big resume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Government is required to keep resumes, private businesses are not.

      Sorry.

  105. That's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny. I work for the government and we don't keep a damn thing. I just deleted another resume yesterday from a clueless twerp applying for a job that's been filled for a year.

  106. Damn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when all those companies said, "We don't have a position for you, but we'll keep your resume on file," it was only because they HAD to. I thought I might have a chance someday...

  107. "Artucle"? That's a new one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand most mispellings of common words, but "Artucle"????

    Geez, talk about a lazy speller.

    1. Re:"Artucle"? That's a new one. by Puu · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of a "typo"?

      (I'm not the grandparent poster.)

  108. Re:But what about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares? If you can't read it in the Times, is it worth reading?

  109. Pink Slips by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Think also of the cost of storing copies of all the pink slips these days :-)

  110. Immortality... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    I guess our good friend Bernard Shifman has secured a place in posterity...

  111. Not Quite! by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    Sorry to ruin your joke, but as /dev/urandom uses the Yarrow PRNG, it is possible to construct a "resume" which could not possibly have come from it. This is, IMHO, a weakness of the PRNG. It cannot, for instance, output 100 spaces in a row (exactly how many it can output depends on the implementation).

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  112. you make a good case for... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ... you make a good case for on-demand online schooling. Then any embarassing "blank spaces" in your timeline history can be easily explained.

    work
    work
    work
    school (instead of 'lost job, worked mickey d's part time, looking for a better job in spare time, got to level 83 in unrealdoominator, etc')
    work

    Looks perfectly fine then.

  113. Poor little HR bunnies by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    What?

    Having to read all those resumes?

    Worse, having to be organised enough to store them?

    When are the poor souls supposed to do their mandatory 4 hours window-staring and two hours clock watching per day, not to mention the strenuous shifting from buttock to buttock that most seem to indulge in?

    Can't the fscking idiots handle the concept of creating an 'unsuitable' folder in their email, and dumping the crap resumes there?

    HR people are generally the least competent form of life after recruitment consultants.

    Expect me to feel no sympathy for either.

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  114. What about resume _viruses_ by TheMidget · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A number of viruses disguise themselves as resumes. Does this law also force companies to keep those? Do companies still have the right to disinfect these mails?

  115. Re:What are we waiting for?!!-Pay "crunch". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It would still be worth it though, just to see a new posting for the "lucky" person whose job it will be to copy/scan/decode lead-plate/clay tablet/written-in-Mayan resumes..."

    That and the one to replace "Bob".

  116. imagine by Tuxinatorium · · Score: 1

    imagine a beowulf cluster of legal snags

  117. somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone is sitting on a mountain of fake poo in their million dollar mansion laughing at your post

    the pet rock? that was a great invention ;)

  118. Hey! by gmby · · Score: 1

    I think you've invented the IIF (Infinite Improbability File) system. Lot's of space in that one; But it's probible that it's write only.

    Quick Patent It! ....
    profit!

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  119. boo-fucking-hoo by jacobb · · Score: 1
    Well, Boo, Fucking, Hoo!... jeez.

    Any company that gets 1 million resumes a year and: can't buy 1M * 50K max (compressed)= 50GB =~ $60 worth of storage a year DESERVES to get fined. And yes, they were complaining about electronic resumes.
    Granted, if they got 1 million physical resumes, they might need to hire a single pathetic high-school kid to heap the pages and run them through a b/w, low-res scanner with a shredder on the other end.

    Goddess, people fucking complain about the stupidest things!

  120. Similar to the IRS? by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

    This could be pure urban legend, but I've heard that the IRS is required by law to keep anything you send them. Apparently, more than a few people have mailed them bricks, and even broken refrigerators.

    I'd tend to think that the law was eventually somehow clarified to note that random garbage irrelevant to the IRS's tasks don't have to be retained? If not, I could have a lot of fun... ;)

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  121. store resumes electronically by bigpat · · Score: 1

    This is not a problem. Back in 97 or so most people were moving to electronic storage. My company was an outsourced provider of electronic resume storage and we could store hundreds of thousands of resumes without problem. With todays storage capacity, millions should be easy too. For paper versions, just scan them in and OCR (Optical Character Recognition) them to reduce the file sizes, unless the law specifically requires paper copies, then this is not a major problem for large companies.

    If someone needs some help with this, then you should contact me and I'll set you up. The software cost about 10-20k at the time and hardware was about 5k, running it was a minimum wage job mostly. My consulting charge is negotiable depending on the requirements. But there were plenty of companies doing this sort of thing just a few years ago, I have to think someone is still providing this service.

  122. Resumes to Large Database by Snover · · Score: 1
    Microsoft and Lockheed enter almost every resume they receive into a large database, company officials said. They also keep resumes on file for a year.

    Gov't: Where are all those resumes?
    MSFT: It wasn't our fault! Our database crashed!
    Gov't: What kind of database was it?
    MSFT: An acces--err, Oracle. Yes, that's it!

    Either way, methinks Microsoft is out of a client.
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  123. Does every story about Dubya count? by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Because that mofo's gonna be looking for work in 18 months.

  124. What is a Resum�? by CleverNickedName · · Score: 1

    Personally, my skill-set and career-history can only be adequately described with two tonnes of angry African white rhino. Words on paper simply will not do me justice. Let's see them store that.

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  125. That's good; by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    maybe you can also get a book on correct semi-colon useage ;)

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  126. Re:What are we waiting for?!!-Pay "crunch". by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    Ah, but the real question is, would Bob's replacement look up at the hole in the ceiling, and down at the big red dent in the floor, and decide he *really* wanted to go back to school instead?

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