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  1. Re:Rene Descartes on Key Letter By Descartes Found After 170 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    Meh, it's getting a bit stale. Besides, it wasn't really that funny when Decartes told it in 1630.

  2. Re:Green-washing on IBM Claims Breakthrough Energy-Efficient Algorithm · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fans on servers have variable speed. Case closed.

    I believe that you will find those fans can still run at variable speeds with the case open.

    What?

  3. Re:This is a pretty good energy-saving algo... on IBM Claims Breakthrough Energy-Efficient Algorithm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Running this once should reduce your PC's energy consumption to near zoro:

    The only problem is, with all that jumping around and swordplay, Zorro ends up using tons of energy.

  4. Re:just trying to be relevant on IBM Claims Breakthrough Energy-Efficient Algorithm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Er, but what are we going to do with all the people who just don't "have" the brains? They get a free ride?

    That seems to be the way it's been working so far.

  5. Re:Wat on IBM Claims Breakthrough Energy-Efficient Algorithm · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard a rumor that someone got it running on a VM under Linux on a Beowolf cluster of the 6th, 7th and 12th fastest, but the UI was really laggy.

  6. Re:Monthly Fee on The Sad History and (Possibly) Bright Future of TiVo · · Score: 1

    As I'm certain you've seen elsewhere, MythTV should meet your needs.

  7. Re:Cost and portability on The Sad History and (Possibly) Bright Future of TiVo · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else, but I am rarely concerned with amortizing the cost of a measly $200 item.

  8. Re:so why can't i buy a !@##$% low powered compute on ARM Designer Steve Furber On Energy-Efficient Computing · · Score: 1

    The only OLPC laptops I can find for sale now are on eBay, from people who would willingly profit from a charity. Is there a better source?

  9. Re:What this really means is ... on Real-Time, Movie-Quality CGI For Games · · Score: 1

    Ya... Sci-fi short stories aren't typically known for their plausible scenarios...

  10. Re:Oh calm down.. on Scaling Algorithm Bug In Gimp, Photoshop, Others · · Score: 1

    I think it's because of his atrocious grammatical errors!

    On this sheet of paper, the black laser printer ink dots bleeded in all directions.

  11. Re:perfect example: Geocities on Avoiding a Digital Dark Age · · Score: 1

    If only there were such a thing...

  12. Re:Quick... on Avoiding a Digital Dark Age · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh god, why doesn't Gmail have a print all function!?

  13. Re:Won't matter on Avoiding a Digital Dark Age · · Score: 1

    Tubal-Cain (1289912)

    You know, I said that to a judge once and he threw out my case and went to go paddle himself...

  14. Re:Uh huh on Federal Judge Orders Schools To Stop Laptop Spying · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot uses html-like tags, not BBCode-like tags.

  15. Re:wait, what...? on Gates and MS Don't See Eye-To-Eye On CO2 · · Score: 1
  16. Re:no upgrades?? on Google Android — a Universe of Incompatible Devices · · Score: 1

    Wait... you can upgrade the OS on your phone?

    My mind has been blown...

  17. Re:Cue the teabaggers. on Debunking a Climate-Change Skeptic · · Score: 1

    So like artificial trees to replace the windows faster than they break?

  18. Re:Cue the teabaggers. on Debunking a Climate-Change Skeptic · · Score: 1

    Wait, now I'm lost. How do we stop CO2 emissions from creating a greenhouse effect?

  19. Re:Cue the teabaggers. on Debunking a Climate-Change Skeptic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once the window is broken it really doesn't matter whether it was Billy or Jane who was the culprit...

    Unless you want to stop Jane from bashing in any more windows. It's not like we're going to stop contributing to global warming if we ignore the question of whether we're contributing to it.

  20. Re:What this really means is ... on Real-Time, Movie-Quality CGI For Games · · Score: 1

    No, probably not.

  21. Re:What this really means is ... on Real-Time, Movie-Quality CGI For Games · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean reverse polish grammar works in?

  22. Re:What this really means is ... on Real-Time, Movie-Quality CGI For Games · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read a really great short story once about a future where all films are made completely on computers, with AI actors. Then one guy starts filming movies with a real girl in them, just with computerized scenery, and doesn't tell anyone. It blows people away just how "real" his films feel compared to normal movies.

    Anyone else read that? It was pretty good.

  23. Re:What this really means is ... on Real-Time, Movie-Quality CGI For Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate it when people hate on people hating on something they hate just to get karma points just to get karma points.

    It's almost as bad as people hating on people hating on people hating on something they hate just to get karma points just to get karma points just to get karma points.

    Grammar works like nesting things, right?

  24. Re:Judging by your comment... on New Method for Random Number Generation Developed · · Score: 1

    Here's a question about bits of entropy:

    If they can mathematically calculate how random something is, can't they just mathematically determine what would be the most random series of numbers, and just use that?

  25. Re:"the correct one"? on Delicious Details of Open Source Court Victory · · Score: 1

    No, that's not 1's or 0's. You must mean 00101010.