A recruiter sent me to FireEye to figure out why the hiring manager kept rejecting highly qualified job candidates in 2014. I went in, had the interview, and reported back. The company was in pre-IPO mode, which means they were extra sensitive about doing anything that might jeopardize the IPO. The hiring manager wanted a computer engineer at a help desk tech rate. I didn't get the job since I was asking for $50K per year and they wanted to pay $20K per year. Don't know if they ever filled that position.
I thought you hired an HR dept full of pretty women to keep the nerd programmers motivated.......
That's the marketing department. You hire old ladies for the HR department to keep the young ladies in the marketing department in line. Programmers can stick to their VR.
News flash: most men and most women are exactly like this.
No they don't. Not in the 20+ years of my technical career. Of course, I worked mostly for Fortune 500 companies. Professionals are expected to act as professional and keep their personal life out of the workplace.
You're aware that I'm not even reading your drivel? You're pouring all this hate into these comments night after night is a sad testament to your pathetic life. Sad.
You're aware that I'm not even reading your drivel? You're pouring all this hate into these comments night after night is a sad testament to your pathetic life.
My mechanic is highly rated in the neighborhood for being honest, which he learned from his father who ran the shop for 40 years. He doesn't think a car should be repaired if it breaks down faster than it can be fixed. No one told me about getting another engine. That's something I recently found out from
a coworker.
I've always wanted to learn to swear in French (seriously!). Care to share any good ones?
I was too busy ducking from the flying plates, pots and pans. When I was born, my father stopped drinking and my mother started drinking. She was a mean drunk.
We had to do graphs by hand - graphing calculators were explicitly banned.
One semester I couldn't afford to buy a graphing calculator. I had my HP RPN calculator and did the graphs by hand throughout the semester, being the only student in that situation.
I know its difficult for you to understand, maybe its your parents fault for not teaching you simple respect, but its not an "attitiude" to be expected to address your superiors. with. simple. respect. Fucking kids. And their parents for failing them.
I still had my HP RPN calculator from college but it wasn't required for algebra I and II. Graphing calculators were required pre-calculus and calculus. I ended owning the TI-83 and TI-85 even though I didn't want them. If I had $500, I would have gotten the HP calculator that could play Missile Command.
A scale model of one-third of a house from foundation to roof. A race car from a block of wood with a CO2 cartridge and a string to guide it in a straight line. My favorite project was a tissue paper hot air balloon that the cat got to first, requiring 250 patches, and flew higher and farther than the other balloons. My instructor called it a kludge.
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Sometimes the trailer is better than the movie.
Uh, no. Like in Robin Williams -- THAT Good Mornin' Vietnam!
A recruiter sent me to FireEye to figure out why the hiring manager kept rejecting highly qualified job candidates in 2014. I went in, had the interview, and reported back. The company was in pre-IPO mode, which means they were extra sensitive about doing anything that might jeopardize the IPO. The hiring manager wanted a computer engineer at a help desk tech rate. I didn't get the job since I was asking for $50K per year and they wanted to pay $20K per year. Don't know if they ever filled that position.
I thought you hired an HR dept full of pretty women to keep the nerd programmers motivated .......
That's the marketing department. You hire old ladies for the HR department to keep the young ladies in the marketing department in line. Programmers can stick to their VR.
I doubt they were hiring pricks. They were them...
Let me guess... the founder is 25-years-old?
News flash: most men and most women are exactly like this.
No they don't. Not in the 20+ years of my technical career. Of course, I worked mostly for Fortune 500 companies. Professionals are expected to act as professional and keep their personal life out of the workplace.
I suspect some of those "people" are knotholes and sheep.
This is what you get for hiring a bunch of phricks.
Like most of us here.
I never got a gold star for being average.
You're aware that I'm not even reading your drivel? You're pouring all this hate into these comments night after night is a sad testament to your pathetic life. Sad.
You're aware that I'm not even reading your drivel? You're pouring all this hate into these comments night after night is a sad testament to your pathetic life.
You're doing everything right, spending your time on it, and you'll keep it up till you die.
That's the nature of getting old.
Mechanic was lazy.
My mechanic is highly rated in the neighborhood for being honest, which he learned from his father who ran the shop for 40 years. He doesn't think a car should be repaired if it breaks down faster than it can be fixed. No one told me about getting another engine. That's something I recently found out from a coworker.
I've always wanted to learn to swear in French (seriously!). Care to share any good ones?
I was too busy ducking from the flying plates, pots and pans. When I was born, my father stopped drinking and my mother started drinking. She was a mean drunk.
ow much of what you're eating is actually weighed, measured, and tracked in a day?
All of it.
Seriously, dude - your claims are fucking impossible to reconcile with reality.
https://twitter.com/cdreimer/status/863479397117870080/
Maybe just take your current diet and halve it.
Eat only 75 grams of carbs and 750 calories per day? I don't think so.
Up your game, kid. Nobody's going to do it for you.
Hard to up my game when I'm already eating less than a skinny person.
We had to do graphs by hand - graphing calculators were explicitly banned.
One semester I couldn't afford to buy a graphing calculator. I had my HP RPN calculator and did the graphs by hand throughout the semester, being the only student in that situation.
Yeah, perfectly capitalized content-free shit-posts - that's our creimer!
Here's a pic of what I had for lunch.
https://twitter.com/cdreimer/status/864187588340367360/
You're being made fun of, dipshit. :P
What do you think I'm doing? O_o
From reading your posts here, it seems like you're due for a refresher course.
Unlike most of my critics, I know how to capitalize my sentences.
I know its difficult for you to understand, maybe its your parents fault for not teaching you simple respect, but its not an "attitiude" to be expected to address your superiors. with. simple. respect. Fucking kids. And their parents for failing them.
Seems like you posted to the wrong thread.
I still had my HP RPN calculator from college but it wasn't required for algebra I and II. Graphing calculators were required pre-calculus and calculus. I ended owning the TI-83 and TI-85 even though I didn't want them. If I had $500, I would have gotten the HP calculator that could play Missile Command.
Chaucer was two centuries earlier. His stuff sure doesn't look like Latin to me, but that's not really the point.
If it wasn't written for the masses, it didn't count. :P
What sort of stuff did they teach?
A scale model of one-third of a house from foundation to roof. A race car from a block of wood with a CO2 cartridge and a string to guide it in a straight line. My favorite project was a tissue paper hot air balloon that the cat got to first, requiring 250 patches, and flew higher and farther than the other balloons. My instructor called it a kludge.