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  1. Re:My friend has one of these... on Amazon May Give Developers Your Private Alexa Transcripts (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    That doesn't even make sense. It shows that the skinny person has a better metabolism than you so is still skinny.... YOU should be ashamed!

    Who is the glutton: the fat person with a single plate or a skinny person with three or four plates?

  2. Re:My friend has one of these... on Amazon May Give Developers Your Private Alexa Transcripts (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I've seen your lardass gorging on buffets many times, tubby. You have a reputation for closing down restaurants because your gorge so much.

    That's kind of hard to do on a 1,500-calorie per day diet. :P

  3. Re:My friend has one of these... on Amazon May Give Developers Your Private Alexa Transcripts (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe if you'd stop gorging yourself multiple times a day at all-you-can-eat buffets you wouldn't be farting so much.

    I typically don't go to buffets. Skinny people don't like being skinny shamed when I'm nibbling on my only plate and they're on their third or fourth plate.

  4. That's not a real traffic jam... on The Audi A8: First Production Car To Achieve Level 3 Autonomy (ieee.org) · · Score: 1

    I would like to see this car drive in San Francisco. Especially being in the middle lane at an intersection and the car in the right lane does a sudden and illegal left-hand turn when the light changes. I've ran into that a few time.

  5. "Daddy what does wanker mean?"

    When "Cluster's Revenge" for the Atari 2600 got featured in a magazine article, I asked my father what the word "seduce" meant. He read the article and ripped up the magazine.

  6. My friend has one of these... on Amazon May Give Developers Your Private Alexa Transcripts (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I can't take a fart without the Amazon Dot chirping in response. Pretty annoying.

  7. Re:Bonjour, m'mademoiselles on Google Spared $1.3 Billion Tax Bill With Victory In French Court (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Creimer's dad taught him that babies are born from a woman's anus because that's how creimer's mother had him.

    My parents never talked to me about sex. I learned it all from "The Joy of Sex" that I read at the library.

  8. Re:Google still programs in Python? on After Go, Developers Are Now Building AI To Beat Us at Soccer (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    If you were asking for opinons why are you using an affiliate link?

    Compensation for the abuse I get on Slashdot.

  9. One line st a time... on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Read Code? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My initial response is, "who wrote this shit?!" And then I recognize it as my own code.

  10. Let's put this to the test... on 'World's First Robot Lawyer' Now Available In All 50 States (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Does the robot lawyer know anything about copyright law and revenge porn?

  11. Re:Bonjour, m'mademoiselles on Google Spared $1.3 Billion Tax Bill With Victory In French Court (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    YIKES!

    That's what she said. ;)

  12. Re:Bonjour, m'mademoiselles on Google Spared $1.3 Billion Tax Bill With Victory In French Court (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    A woman doesn't give birth through her urethra, you ignorant fat fuck.

    The experience is similar, dumbass.

    Did you fail special sex ed in special ed school?

    I've never attended sex ed. I knew they taught it wrong. I came from a farming family, so I know how barn animals have sex.

    It doesn't matter because you've never seen a female urethra and you haven't seen a vagina outside of porn.

    I played doctor when I was in the sixth grade.

  13. Re:Bonjour, m'mademoiselles on Google Spared $1.3 Billion Tax Bill With Victory In French Court (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    sounds painful btw

    It was more scary than painful since I watched it pass through. I've been told this is exactly how a baby is delivered by a woman.

  14. Re:The E-not-so-U on Google Spared $1.3 Billion Tax Bill With Victory In French Court (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    They want what every government wants: more tax revenues.

  15. Re:Bonjour, m'mademoiselles on Google Spared $1.3 Billion Tax Bill With Victory In French Court (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    whatsa cock egg? is that sumpthin the gays use?

    I made a passing comment a while back about having an egg-shaped kidney stone in 1995. The 14-year-old wankers have been screaming cock eggs ever since.

  16. You would know, since you're an obese narcissist who can't see past the shadow of your own fat dick. But wait, do you smell an all-you-can-eat buffet over there? Waddle your enormous cock in the direction of food, as quickly as you can!

    I remember when Slashdot didn't have so many 14-year-old wankers posting toilet bowl humor.

  17. Seems like "narcissistic" is the Slashdot code word for anyone who has the ambition to change their part of the world.

  18. Re:Google still programs in Python? on After Go, Developers Are Now Building AI To Beat Us at Soccer (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    No, if speed becomes a factor, then you choose a better language than python for doing your performance-intensive work.

    Python is written in C. If you want to speed something up in Python, you can write it as a C extension. Or you can compile a carefully written subset of Python code into C with Cython.

  19. Zuckerberg is short... on Mark Zuckerberg Hits the Road To Meet Regular Folks -- With a Few Conditions (foxbusiness.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    I walked pass him while doing a contract job at Facebook in 2012. I thought he would be taller but he was shorter (5'7") than me (5'10"). He looked like any other schmuck in Silicon Valley.

  20. Even my web host provider got involved... on Net Neutrality is Not a Pirates' Fight Anymore (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    I got a pop-up message when I visited my web host provider, DreamHost, this morning.

    Please upgrade your plan to proceed.

    Just kidding. You can still get to this site *for now*. But if the FCC ends net neutrality, your cable company could charge you extra fees just to use the websites and apps you want. We can stop them and keep the Internet open, fast, and awesome if we all contact the U.S. Congress and the FCC, but we only have a few days left. Learn more.

  21. Re:Google still programs in Python? on After Go, Developers Are Now Building AI To Beat Us at Soccer (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Here's an answer in grammar you seem capable of parsing: he will not had better done that never at any time at all.

    I suggest you read "On Writing," where Stephen King confessed his literary sins that got through the editorial process. Most of his early horror novels were written in a drug haze, some of which he had no recollection of ever writing.

  22. Re:Google still programs in Python? on After Go, Developers Are Now Building AI To Beat Us at Soccer (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    How many chairs do you break per month?

    None. Next stupid question.

  23. Re:Google still programs in Python? on After Go, Developers Are Now Building AI To Beat Us at Soccer (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Sitting on two chairs at once isn't really "multitasking", Chris.

    I don't have a standing desk, so I don't need to stack chairs.

  24. I'm not a Verizon customer... on Millions of Verizon Customer Records Exposed in Security Lapse (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    And I haven't changed my Yahoo! email password in 20+ years.

  25. Re:Google still programs in Python? on After Go, Developers Are Now Building AI To Beat Us at Soccer (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    It's not editing, you cretin.

    If I have to go back to correct, than it's editing.

    Getting a verb tense correct should come naturally [...]

    Grammar has never come naturally to me. It wasn't until a college English instructor offered a Saturday class for extra help, where I told her I couldn't explain why a sentence was grammatically correct but it "felt" right to me. She then explained why it was grammatically correct. Doing something that no other English instructor before her have ever done because grammar is supposed to come "naturally.".

    [...] but you have some sort of undiagnosed condition preventing this.

    Or I could be doing this on purpose.