Actually more likely is he'll be out of work as employers google his name and find all this shit.
What shit? A google search of my author name and legal name bring up different results. The majority of the picture links have been taken down, including the Russian websites as Google Chrome translate foreign languages into English and image websites worldwide follow the same set of rules on acceptable content.
Keep in mind that the harassment I'm getting on Slashdot is from one person who has nothing better to do with his life except post as different ACs and another fake account. Sad.
Here you go buddy. Had a Perl script (you got 3 running for ya now) put some more contact info on all the previous images posted here. Enjoy the ad revenue.
I've been editing, correcting and updating for the last seven years. I'm currently consolidating 59 ebooks into 25 ebooks.
Multiple people have commented on your typos, poor grammar, and awful composition structure.
On my Slashdot comments. yes. I've yet to read a specific example from an ebook that I wrote. The whole ebook. Not the sampler, not the negative reviews. Find something, send me an email: slashdot at cdreimer.com.
I'm still getting Slashdot email notifications on my iPhone for responses to the virus-infected dick pics with my name, email address and website URL that some asshat posted over the weekend. I've always known that Slashdot had a fat porn fetish community..
Neither was Stephen King. The movies based on his early novels were more well known than him. When he did the American Express commercial in 1983, he was serious about not being recognized in public. When my mom saw the commericial, she asked: "Who the fuck is Stephen King?"
So much for the "poor blue collar childhood" narrative...
If you remember my narrative, the girls in the seventh grade thought I came from a "poor" family because we didn't have an Apple ][ or cable TV to get MTV. But, hey, don't let facts get in the way of you poo-pooing my narrative.
Why do you write books that get such terrible reviews, then?
You don't know if something is good or bad until you put it out there for everyone to see. Most people are afraid of being criticized and don't put anything out.
If you care about the reader, dismissing your critical readers seems to be a curious way of going about that.
Are the criticisms that I'm receiving on Slashdot have to do with the literary merit of my work? Or the well-known fact that I used to be the fat retarded boy on the short bus?
When I was involved with a church for 13 years, everyone wanted to be in a leadership position for the attention and friendships that comes with it. That's fine as long as you stay in the leadership. Once you're out of the leadership, the phone stops ringing. Many former leaders leave the church because they had no real friends. I've always prefer to have too few friends than too many friends.
Overall, not a particularly good cross-section of your reviews, creimer.
Have you ever seen the review for "Thinner" by Richard Bachman: "This is a novel that Stephen King could have written if he knew how to write." I'm sure that review got changed once it became known that Stephen King was Richard Bachman after someone blotched the copyright claim form
Nintendo is the only console company that makes money on the hardware and software. Everyone else sells hardware as a loss leader for software. Ever wonder why new video games are $60 a pop?
Seriously, can you be more of a repugnant human being?
If you think that's bad, you should have seen that virus-infected dick pics that someone posted over the weekend with my name, email address and website URL.
When Cisco announced their layoff that took affect after the October 2013 government shutdown, the Indians I've worked with were shocked that the layoff applied to them and their middle management. Cisco ran out of Americans to lay off each year.
After buying materials and paying off his Mexicans (under the table, of course), he probably clears $2K from each job.
The same amount takes you a year, and you think you're clever??
I'm the highest wage earner in my family. The difference between what he does and what I do is that I can stop working and still make money. If he stops working, he stops making money.
Slashdot Mirror
Maybe we can convince this one person to start writing ebooks instead?
Nope. Instagram. This asshat is another Christian Burns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slZKqXY-k-U#t=09m10s
Actually more likely is he'll be out of work as employers google his name and find all this shit.
What shit? A google search of my author name and legal name bring up different results. The majority of the picture links have been taken down, including the Russian websites as Google Chrome translate foreign languages into English and image websites worldwide follow the same set of rules on acceptable content.
You ever wonder if you're going too far?
Keep in mind that the harassment I'm getting on Slashdot is from one person who has nothing better to do with his life except post as different ACs and another fake account. Sad.
What is the name of the virus?
WannaCry
Here you go buddy. Had a Perl script (you got 3 running for ya now) put some more contact info on all the previous images posted here. Enjoy the ad revenue.
Creamer Collection
VIRUS ALERT!!! DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK!!!
You responded to that specific example, and hand-waved it away by saying "I've sold copies!"
Which is a perfectly valid answer. I tend not to revise short stories that were previously edited by someone else for a print anthology.
So, when can we expect to see an errata update?
When I commissioned a new cover art for that ebook in the next year or so.
You have to ask yourself too - what creates more jobs - coal or tourism?
Tourism. Coal mining is a dying industry and has been shrinking for decades.
[...] and refuse to edit, correct, or update?
I've been editing, correcting and updating for the last seven years. I'm currently consolidating 59 ebooks into 25 ebooks.
Multiple people have commented on your typos, poor grammar, and awful composition structure.
On my Slashdot comments. yes. I've yet to read a specific example from an ebook that I wrote. The whole ebook. Not the sampler, not the negative reviews. Find something, send me an email: slashdot at cdreimer.com.
"Who the fuck is C.D. Reimer?"
Of course, they have — on Slashdot.
I'm still getting Slashdot email notifications on my iPhone for responses to the virus-infected dick pics with my name, email address and website URL that some asshat posted over the weekend. I've always known that Slashdot had a fat porn fetish community..
Problem: You're no Stephen King.
Neither was Stephen King. The movies based on his early novels were more well known than him. When he did the American Express commercial in 1983, he was serious about not being recognized in public. When my mom saw the commericial, she asked: "Who the fuck is Stephen King?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_N5JWe_gwM
So much for the "poor blue collar childhood" narrative...
If you remember my narrative, the girls in the seventh grade thought I came from a "poor" family because we didn't have an Apple ][ or cable TV to get MTV. But, hey, don't let facts get in the way of you poo-pooing my narrative.
Popular SNES games were $60 each, and that was 20+ years ago.
Geez... I thought paying $30 for Atari 2600 cartridges was nuts back in the day. I had 30 of them as a kid.
Why do you write books that get such terrible reviews, then?
You don't know if something is good or bad until you put it out there for everyone to see. Most people are afraid of being criticized and don't put anything out.
If you care about the reader, dismissing your critical readers seems to be a curious way of going about that.
Are the criticisms that I'm receiving on Slashdot have to do with the literary merit of my work? Or the well-known fact that I used to be the fat retarded boy on the short bus?
When I was involved with a church for 13 years, everyone wanted to be in a leadership position for the attention and friendships that comes with it. That's fine as long as you stay in the leadership. Once you're out of the leadership, the phone stops ringing. Many former leaders leave the church because they had no real friends. I've always prefer to have too few friends than too many friends.
You don't even care about the reader, do you?
I absolutely do care about the readers — just not the ones on Slashdot. ;)
Overall, not a particularly good cross-section of your reviews, creimer.
Have you ever seen the review for "Thinner" by Richard Bachman: "This is a novel that Stephen King could have written if he knew how to write." I'm sure that review got changed once it became known that Stephen King was Richard Bachman after someone blotched the copyright claim form
Before Dave Cutler designed the kernel for Windows NT, he had previously lead the VAX VMS kernel design team.
The story behind Dave Cutler and Windows NT was covered in "Showstopper!: The Breakneck Race to Create Windows NT and the Next Generation at Microsoft" by G. Pascal Zachary. A good read. WinNT was developed the same time that Microsoft was still playing nice with IBM and OS/2.
Nintendo is the only console company that makes money on the hardware and software. Everyone else sells hardware as a loss leader for software. Ever wonder why new video games are $60 a pop?
Or are you getting so angry your fat fingers get in each other's way as you try to bash out a clever reply?
I'm deliberately dropping words to provoke the wannabe grammar nazis into fits.
Seriously, can you be more of a repugnant human being?
If you think that's bad, you should have seen that virus-infected dick pics that someone posted over the weekend with my name, email address and website URL.
What you're saying is, at least three people got your 'free book,' and came back to complain about something they spent zero money on?
Yes.
Those bad reviews are probably marked "verified purchaser" on Amazon [...]
If you bought someone through Amazon and leave a review, you're a "verified purchaser" whether you pay or not.
[...] and they probably spent 99 cents of their hard-earned money on your rubbish.
Not for that particular ebook.
When Cisco announced their layoff that took affect after the October 2013 government shutdown, the Indians I've worked with were shocked that the layoff applied to them and their middle management. Cisco ran out of Americans to lay off each year.
So your older brother makes 50K$ in two weekends?
After buying materials and paying off his Mexicans (under the table, of course), he probably clears $2K from each job.
The same amount takes you a year, and you think you're clever??
I'm the highest wage earner in my family. The difference between what he does and what I do is that I can stop working and still make money. If he stops working, he stops making money.
- I expected a book. This is a very short memory that the author shares.
- What a disappointing read. It was only a couple of pages long and I was left wondering "Is that it!?". Spend your money elsewhere.
- this was about the dumbest thing i have ever tried to read. was not even put together well for an understandable story.. just real dumb
Negative reviews for a short ebook that no had to pay money for. Free opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
That you think your complete shit is worth millions of dollars is not even funny, it's downright ill.
L. Ron Hubbard's books are still selling 30 years after his death. Must be making his estate a pretty penny.