The best programmers I've worked with are the ones with a diversity of interests, are very capable of interacting with others. Seen on beggar's board in subway nr. Redmond: "Can also read porn for lunch".
"We apologise that the 7.13 from London Victoria has been indefinitely terminated due to the wrong kind of kid on the line from the wrong side of the tracks"...
We've already terminated the IT staff who thought a "Registry" was somewhere to get married.
We intend to liquidate the rest unless MS Office 2003 SP3 is removed by morning. It's highly unlikely any of them are reading/. (or can even read come to think of it), but if they are a) get back to work || die and b) "Biff" on security has been itching to try out his new Glock in anger.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/05/ms_office_sp3_woes/
Hezbollah even eschewed radio communications, using couriers instead, rendering a substantial amount of the high tech based Israeli hardware and personnel useless. Let's all hope they don't upgrade their couriers then:
Err, http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/02/1237215 . They have already awarded themselves the legal right to demand encryption keys.
I pity the pseudo-random prime number researchers who have been "Educated, educated, educated" being tortured after failing to give up "the keys" to their data.
So much for encouraging a knowledge economy. This is actually doing the terrorists' work for them.
Slashdot Mirror
In English: "Shit, we've stuffed all our envelopes brown".
Close, but you missed out a ")". If you sign our NDA I might tell you where.
Stop plucking around then ... better the carrot you know.
Exchange your mum.
- internationally recognised terrorists and felons
- major felons and suspected terrorists
- subjects of terrorist investigations or criminals with international links
If you had added "Little old ladies who park their buggies on double yellow lines and don't pay the congestion charge" I'm cool with the programme.
x.org announces "Client in the Sky" in response ...
Means nothing - t'was us Brits that invented America what invented all the rest of that stuff - P.S., we're still waiting for the Royalty check ...
... and pets in the nuded) But do you run Linux?
Saying I'd invented BASIC and ported it to the MITS got me sorted for life.
"We apologise that the 7.13 from London Victoria has been indefinitely terminated due to the wrong kind of kid on the line from the wrong side of the tracks" ...
Don't worry, his "Big Boobies" login is perfectly safe - it's Notepad that's the insecure bit.
We've already terminated the IT staff who thought a "Registry" was somewhere to get married. We intend to liquidate the rest unless MS Office 2003 SP3 is removed by morning. It's highly unlikely any of them are reading /. (or can even read come to think of it), but if they are a) get back to work || die and b) "Biff" on security has been itching to try out his new Glock in anger.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/05/ms_office_sp3_woes/
Groklaw: I'll tell you what's wrong with you, my lad. YOU's dead, that's what's wrong with you!
SCO: No, no, we's uh,...we's resting.
With grateful apologies to Monty Python / http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/monty-python-parrot.html
0verkill?
http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html
Err, http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/10/02/1237215 . They have already awarded themselves the legal right to demand encryption keys. I pity the pseudo-random prime number researchers who have been "Educated, educated, educated" being tortured after failing to give up "the keys" to their data. So much for encouraging a knowledge economy. This is actually doing the terrorists' work for them.
Netcrafte confirms it There, fixed that for you.
init GNU?
Sorry, I can't stop it, my brain's just wired to think like that.