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Brain Regions Responsible for Optimism Located

TaeKwonDood writes "The brain region responsible for believing you can seduce Giselle Bundchen or make a YouTube clone for bobble-head doll movies successful has been located. Surprisingly, it is not in a bottle of Jager, it's in the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala."

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  1. excellent... by Macrosoft0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    now i must suppress those regions so i dont get too optimistic and do something stupid, like "first post" on an article, or something.

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    1. Re:excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yes, but does it run Linux? Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

    2. Re:excellent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm optimistic: I think people who post those yucky stories will die gruesome painful deaths.

    3. Re:excellent... by arivanov · · Score: 1

      I hear that Macrosoft0, your health insurer has been notified and you are scheduled for mandatory surgery to insert electrodes to stimulate said regions of your brain. You will also receive double the dose of electric simulation for the all-company meetings and morning team roll calls.

      We would hate you not to have happy thoughts at work after all.

      Sincerely, Your boss.

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    4. Re:excellent... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      And I must suppress those regions that get optimistic when I submit a New Scientest article (yesterday morning) and expect it to get posted, instead of someone else's submission of the decidedly unnerdishly AP's geekless take on the matter.

      The optimist says "the glass is half full". The pessimist says "the glass is half empty". The scientist says there is .314159 litres. The realist says "it's .00237 litres shy of what we need." Klutzo the Clown squirts it in your face.

      (link text is a real newspaper article about Klutzo the Clown, former police officer and Christian minister arrested for child porn. I thought you guys might be amused.)

      -mcgrew

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    5. Re:excellent... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      I say "It's just another dish some bastard left on the counter that I'm going to have to wash."

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  2. Aha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So thats why I have been sad after my wife shot me in the head!

    1. Re:Aha by Edgyboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, you got it all wrong. You feeling sad only means that she destroyed the part that makes you happy. If you have a strange but persistent feeling that your brain is going to grow back, your rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala are a-okay!

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  3. What is the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is the use of all these discoveries. The world is going to end soon due to global warming.

    1. Re:What is the use by swordfishBob · · Score: 1
      What is the use of all these discoveries. The world is going to end soon due to global warming

      Either:
      - your rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala are deficient
      - you're using them to presume you could convince us you have such a deficiency
      - you're using them to presume you can amuse us, but you haven't been modded "funny", so I think your optimism is misplaced.

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    2. Re:What is the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missing option:
      You can't tell a joke from a mile away.

    3. Re:What is the use by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know, the evidence isn't conclusive, and there are at least 5 scientists at Exxon-Mobile who think it's bull.

    4. Re:What is the use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're using them to presume you can amuse us, but you haven't been modded "funny", so I think your optimism is misplaced.

      It's +5 funny now.... but! I can help you --- by making fun of you!
      That way, the modders will play the funny antagonist again and mod you up. Ingenious? Ho ho ho. I've always been told.

    5. Re:What is the use by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      no it's going to end because we run our of fossil fules. Thinking that global warming is the greatest of our worries is a little optimistic.

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    6. Re:What is the use by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Exxon-Mobile? Is that some kind of combustion engine powered mobile phone? (sorry, i've got fewer ...)

    7. Re:What is the use by dajak · · Score: 1

      Well, it's definitely a breakthrough in the War on Optimism.

    8. Re:What is the use by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      I don't know, the evidence isn't conclusive, and there are at least 5 scientists at Exxon-Mobile who think it's bull.
      Looks like your rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala are over active.
  4. Bah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Surprisingly, it is not in a bottle of Jager, it's in the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala.

    Tell that to Dubya.

    1. Re:Bah. by ConcreteJungle · · Score: 1

      Oh c'mon, give the man a break Something deep inside my brain tells me that we will come through all of this much better off than now :-)

  5. so... by andreyvul · · Score: 3, Interesting

    pessimists are brain damaged?

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    1. Re:so... by Nullav · · Score: 1

      I can't see how this was modded 'redundant'; it's not like it was asked before in this thread. It's a legitimate question. Moving on, I'd assume both ends of the spectrum are somewhat screwed up, though I'd rather be on the lawn of my burning house with a stupid grin on my face than spend my life worrying about the next day.

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    2. Re:so... by thealsir · · Score: 1

      I think so, at least in a sense. Or at least genetically predisposed to having less brain mass in this area.

      "Brain damage" in this sense doesn't mean the person isn't functional or somehow retarded, it's just a lot harder to get in a good mood and look at things in a positive light. On the other hand, such brain structure lends itself more to critical analysis and less "feel-goodness."

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    3. Re:so... by Trouvist · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's a better way of looking at it... optimism is the defect.

      As a pessimist, I personally am happier than every optimist I know. Here's why I'm always happy:
      1) If I expect the worst, and someone excellent happens, then awesome!
      And now the good part:
      2) If i expect the worst, and it actually does happen, then at least I was right!

      it is totally opposite for optimists, if someone goes wrong then not only are the wrong, but they are also unhappy, my way you always win

    4. Re:so... by h2_plus_O · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, they're just resolving two conflicting urges in a predictable, normal way.
      Pessimism is the way we attempt to protect ourselves from disappointment. ...tho if you think about it, the only context in which you'd need to protect yourself from disappointment is if there were some underlying hope in the first place.

      There's no such thing as dark, just absence of light. Perhaps pessimism is just what we call suppressed hope.

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    5. Re:so... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Is this going to be another case of people taking a scientific discovery in one area and attributing everything in that area to it? Saying that a region of the brain is responsible for optimism (which is not what the article says) is ignoring all our personal experience and psychological research that shows we ourselves can change our way of thinking to be more optimistic through experience and practice.

      Besides, what the researchers discovered is that when asked to think about positive events in the future, this area of the brain showed activity. That's a long way from saying that this area of the brain is pumping out optimism.

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    6. Re:so... by fferreres · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you are really pessimistic, you will fear it being an illusion, you may believe "this's is not it", etc. You are not really optimistic I venture to say, but agnostic. If not then, I do tend to see it that way. No matter the outcome, it's great for me. I don't have time to add bad thoughts to a reality that...mh...is. Instead of disliking the outcome, you start to figure things out as great lessons, and you learn to not matter much about the outcome, because the process (attitude?) always takes you where you want to go. Optimism per se helps in a different context. If you don't think an outcome is possible, it will probably not happen. But if you are to worried about an outcome, it may well not happen. Optimism as hope is not great, optimism as attitude does. This is MHO.

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    7. Re:so... by laejoh · · Score: 0

      True, I've always considered optimists to be misinformed pessimists!

    8. Re:so... by thealsir · · Score: 1

      Oh for sure - there are multiple ways to achieve optimism, thankfully, otherwise all the people who did large amounts of drugs when and have damaged pleasure centers in their brain would be completely dysfunctional.

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    9. Re:so... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I formulated that exact same theory in grade school 30 years ago when I was asked by teachers why i was always so "down". If it were now, it would be "therapy and prozac for little Johnny". At the time, they shrugged it off as me being a wiseass (I was), and not depressed (turns out I probably was).

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    10. Re:so... by inviolet · · Score: 1

      As a pessimist, I personally am happier than every optimist I know. Here's why I'm always happy [...]

      That's truer than you know. The whole secret to being content, or to satisfying others, is the management of expectations.

      If I promise you two cookies, but only give you one, you're disappointed.
      If I promise you two cookies, and give you two, you're satisfied, mostly.
      If I promise you two cookies, and give you three, you're overjoyed.

      Or look at it in reverse: the joy you get from two cookies depends very much on the number you were promised earlier... so, if your provider is wise, he or she will have promised you only one.

      This explains soooo much about humans. It is especially relevant in romantic relationships... people tend to overpromise themselves during courtship, which means a lot of disappointment later after the New Relationship Energy wears off.

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    11. Re:so... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      i think you're being overly optimistic about being a pessimist.... if you expect the worst you are more likely to hesitate when an opportunity arises... often until it's too late, therefore fulfilling your own prophecy of failure reinforcing your pessimistic POV, whereas someone less risk averse will jump on the opportunity and benefit while looking for the next one to come along.

      It's not about being happy, it's about being successful. Some of the happiest people are also the most deprived and most destitute. They have manufactured their happiness to compensate for lack of actual accomplishment... meaning that they aren't really happy, merely content with their 'lot in life'.

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    12. Re:so... by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you're trying to say. What areas do you think are altered when you learn to be optimistic 'through experience and practice'? The rostral anterior cingulate and the amygdala, the areas responsible for optimism, of course.

    13. Re:so... by coopaq · · Score: 2, Funny

      "1) If I expect the worst, and someone excellent happens, then awesome!"

      Someone excellent? Wait no more. I happen to happen everyday and it just so happens I happen to be someone excellent.

    14. Re:so... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The version I have heard is

      If I give you three cookies, you are overjoyed!

      until you find out i gave bob four cookies. Then you are sad and pissed off again.

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    15. Re:so... by Zephyr14z · · Score: 1

      Sure, that sounds fine, but it'd probably never work...

    16. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the happy one on both the points you explained! You are a pessimist!

    17. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pessimists don't exist. It's a derogatory term invented by the blissfully optimist to designate those of us that actually live in the real world.

    18. Re:so... by HumanSockPuppet · · Score: 1

      What happens when you grossly underestimate how bad it can possibly be? Do you have a surefire worst-case scenario applicable in any situation, such as getting your penis cut off? No matter what the situation: "Well, at least I still have my dick."

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    19. Re:so... by rozz · · Score: 1

      It's not about being happy, it's about being successful. Some of the happiest people are also the most deprived and most destitute. They have manufactured their happiness to compensate for lack of actual accomplishment... meaning that they aren't really happy, merely content with their 'lot in life'. wow ... quite a statement you got there amigo.
      first of all, happiness has an almost universal definition as an enjoyable state of mind&body ... but i am pretty sure noone knows what exactly do YOU mean by "being successful" or "accomplishment" and i am also pretty sure everybody has a different definition for those terms.
      for example ... how do you apply your above "philosophy" to someone that thinks "being successful" == "being happy" !? could it be that your "philosophy" is rotten from the premises to the conclusion!?

      and second, you got it all wrong ... "being successful" is not a purpose in itself, but only one way (and NOT the only one) to achieve an end ... that end being the It's-good-to-be-in-my-own-skin feeling called Happiness.

      my advice for you is - "dont watch so much tv" ... you aren't going to learn much about happiness from tv ... but you will learn how to spend your entire life working like a mindless-robot in order to achieve grotesque quantities of useless_stuff & very_official_papers.
      also stop giving advice to others about their way and purpose in life... even if you figured that out, your solution only applies to You ... also stop taking advice from others when it comes to these things ... my "advice" included ;)
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    20. Re:so... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      A genuine pessimist won't enjoy anything excellent at the time, as they will always be worried about the next bad thing that will happen.

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  6. That's nice. by theskipper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too bad we'll never be able to do anything with this discovery.

    Sigh.

    1. Re:That's nice. by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Too bad we'll never be able to do anything with this discovery.

      What are you talking about? Now we know exactly where to gamma-knife the terrorists!

    2. Re:That's nice. by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      So where exactly do I have to drive the nail into my head to finally end these suicidal thoughts?

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    3. Re:That's nice. by n+dot+l · · Score: 4, Funny

      Too bad we'll never be able to do anything with this discovery. Pfft. I've already got a plan:
      Step 1: Grab Helmet God.
      Step 2: Upgrade it to stimulate the optimism center of the brain as well.
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit!!!
    4. Re:That's nice. by BowlMagnet · · Score: 1

      We can cut them out and save ourselves a lot of agravation!

    5. Re:That's nice. by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've got a good feeling about it!

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    6. Re:That's nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any part will do if the nail is long-enough.

    7. Re:That's nice. by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      You are mislead if you think less "optimism" is somehow going to degrade their pseudo-religious conviction (if they are religious terrorists). They take the stuff you want them to think about for granted. It is not a spectrum; not open to question.

      In fact more optimism can help here - less chance of letting go of your life and abandoning everything to go join a bunch of unemployed criminals seeking eternal salvation/obscure cause.

    8. Re:That's nice. by cybereal · · Score: 1

      Too bad we'll never be able to do anything with this discovery. Pfft. I've already got a plan:
      Step 1: Grab Helmet God.
      Step 2: Upgrade it to stimulate the optimism center of the brain as well.
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: Profit!!! I tried this product at CES and I'm feeling very optimistic about its success.
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    9. Re:That's nice. by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Step 2: Upgrade it to stimulate the optimism center of the brain as well.
      Step 3: ??? ??? indeed.

      Making people optimistic isn't going to make them any more productive, creative, or thoughtful.

      - RG>
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    10. Re:That's nice. by fortunada · · Score: 5, Funny
      Don't you mean:

      Step 4: Prophet!

    11. Re:That's nice. by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Have you ever met anyone with clinical depression? They have a hard time getting motivated, they always feel down, and can't focus -- among a ton of other issues. This sounds like it might be a big help.

      I wouldn't go so far as to call it a cure, but look: 1) Optimism can be a great motivator and 2) It might get people with depression to look at the world in a better light 3) it's easier to focus on something you care about or think will improve your lot in life.

      So yes, I'd say there's a good chance that it would do all three, if not by curing the disease, then by helping to cover the symptoms.

      I'm not qualified in any way to say this stuff, but it is what it is, for what it's worth, from an armchair psychologist.

    12. Re:That's nice. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually the brain centers for religious experiences are known too, so we could 'fix' them with a gamma knife.

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/horizon/2003/godonbrain.shtml

      Muahahaha

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    13. Re:That's nice. by badarabdad · · Score: 2, Interesting
      if transcranial magnetic stimulation improves in accuracy and resolution, as it likely will over the next decade, we may be looking at a drug-free (read:side-effect free) way to treat depression by targeting these areas. hell, even implanted stimulating electrodes may help.

      I'm not sure how well this method is examining "optimism" as much as it is expected rewards or punishments. optimism is someone's ability to look on the bright side of life and who can view the bad things more positively. that is not what they are doing here.

    14. Re:That's nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) It might get people with depression to look at the world in a better light

      As someone who has dealt with (and continues to deal with) depression, I have always been surprised at this attitude. The world *is* shit, and the depressed people are the only ones who see life for what it is - a meaningless existence. It may be a tough pill to swallow, but if you are honest with yourself and how the world is, you should be depressed.

      It is the optimistic people that need curing. They are completely delusional.

      "Humans expect positive events in the future even when there is no evidence to support such expectations," the researchers wrote in the journal Nature.

    15. Re:That's nice. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "The world *is* shit, and the depressed people are the only ones who see life for what it is - a meaningless existence. It may be a tough pill to swallow, but if you are honest with yourself and how the world is, you should be depressed."

      Somehow, I get the impression that you haven't "dealt" with anything. And yes, I know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

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    16. Re:That's nice. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I know you're joking, but direct stimulation of this point might cure depression. People don't commit suicide because they are unhappy. They commit suicide because they are unhappy and they don't think they will ever be happy again--a lack of optimism.

      I can imagine a future where some people have optimism pacemakers--it's probably better than drugs.

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    17. Re:That's nice. by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      You know why people on antidepressants cause an increase in suicide rate for depressives? Because they get motivated to do something, but their behaviours are still programmed to be depressed. Therefore, the one thing they're motivated to do is the one they've been afraid of or unmotivated to dou ntil that point - kill themselves.

    18. Re:That's nice. by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ, I apologize to anyone reading that post. I should click the "preview" button a bit more often...

    19. Re:That's nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where exactly do I have to drive the nail into my head to finally end these suicidal thoughts? Well, considering that this is an article about optimism, I'd mod you offtopic ;) Seriously, get help.
  7. have we located by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have we located the part of the brain responsible for horrible slashdot summaries?

    1. Re:have we located by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's in the region known as Rolandi Piqpaillious, which is mysteriously also found in the rectum sometimes. Scientists explain this occurs through a mechanism called 'cranial-rectal-insertion'.

  8. Are you Deluded?! by imstanny · · Score: 5, Funny

    The brain region responsible for believing you can seduce Giselle Bundchen or make a YouTube clone for bobble-head doll movies successful has been located. Firstly, there's a difference between optimism and delusion. Secondly... forget it, Giselle is here for a booty call.
    1. Re:Are you Deluded?! by feelbad_feelsgood · · Score: 1

      How does that link to "Ron Paul 2008" fit in to your point about optimism/delusion? Please email your response, I have a feeling I'll be tied up with Natalie Portman the rest of the day.

  9. optimism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I guess this is the brain region that makes some people think their article summaries going to end up perceived as clever or funny.

  10. Optimism != delusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Optimistic people may try things because they think there will be a good outcome. Often, it's a self-fulfilling prophesy. It's hard to be optimistic if you are delusional and always try to do things that just-aren't-on. An optimistic person is more likely to be satisfied with an adequately attractive mate than to try seducing a movie star. Optimism is about lowering your expectations enough that they are often exceeded. Then you think the world is a wonderful place because you got a better deal than you bargained for.

    1. Re:Optimism != delusion by blahplusplus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Optimistic people may try things because they think there will be a good outcome."

      I think we need both, I think they are survival tools that seperate good opportunities from bad ones, and being open since the opportunities and risks we can't know for sure, so we have a mechanism that tries its best to sort the two.

    2. Re:Optimism != delusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the Devils Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce

      OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

      PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.

      CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

    3. Re:Optimism != delusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, you're talking about a different kind of optimism. there are really a couple of different things that people mean when they talk about it. one is to assume that things are as good as they're going to get. essentially, to settle and be content, like you say. another is to hope for the best. they lead to different kind of actions.

      they're both useless, imo. the world needs fixing, and always will. contentment is, at best, selfish, even if it isn't always undeserved. and the sort of people that walk around thinking everything will always work out for them, well, they've got bigger issues. david cross's story about a garbage truck driver slowing down to try and hit on a woman walking down the road (in NYC, right after 9/11, no less) from his drivers seat is a good example. optimism != delusion isn't really accurate. it's more like delusion = optimism + 1. sort of a thin line.

  11. A book about pessimism by RobinH · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was accused of being too pessimistic, so I went and read a little about the subject. The most interesting thing I found was a book by Julie Norem called "The Positive Power of Negative Thinking".

    She puts forward a case that optimism/pessimism is a result of how your personality reacts to stress. Optimists tend to ignore the things that could go wrong, so they don't get stressed in the first place, and are therefore happier people. When bad things do go wrong, optimists tend to relate it to external causes. On the other hand, pessimists are pessimists because they have a tendency to be anxious. They immediately foresee the risks of each situation (due to their personality, not a conscious decision) and therefore they map out alternatives to each bad outcome until they've relieved their stress by feeling confident that, no matter what happens, they have a plan for every eventuality. When things still go wrong, pessimists tend to ask themselves what they could have done differently to avoid the bad outcome (internalizing it).

    When an optimist and a pessimist face a situation together, the pessimist causes stress in the optimist by pointing out what could go wrong. The optimist causes stress in the pessimist by refusing to make contingency plans.

    Once I realized all this, I was able to continue making contingency plans to keep my own stress under control, but I am now more careful about voicing my internal thought process around people who I know are optimists.

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    1. Re:A book about pessimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      In a team situation, the optimist always has someone to blame when the project fails.
      After all, contingency plans are the job of the pessimist.

    2. Re:A book about pessimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So, never trust an optimistic sys admin.

    3. Re:A book about pessimism by topham · · Score: 1


      Free bonus on being a pessimist; if you're right then you can feel good about anticipating it. If you're wrong then the outcome is better than you expected, and is a good thing.

    4. Re:A book about pessimism by Soko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once I realized all this, I was able to continue making contingency plans to keep my own stress under control, but I am now more careful about voicing my internal thought process around people who I know are optimists.

      Hm. A pessimist has contingency plans for dealing with an optimist. Makes sense.

      Soko

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    5. Re:A book about pessimism by russotto · · Score: 1

      Hmm. If your summary is correct, then as a pessimist, I just don't want any optimists around. They're not going to make contingency plans, and if things do go wrong (as of course they will), they're going to blame "external causes" -- which of course includes the pessimists around.

    6. Re:A book about pessimism by aethera · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Strange, I must be one of those exceptions that prove the rule. I am a definitely a contingency planner, in things as small as what route I take to work each morning to having a packed a ready Go bag that has everything myself and my family would need to survive in case of, well just about anything survivable; food, maps, hand tools, cash, etc. But I'm not a pessimist. When I analyze a situation I also think about probabilities, and lets face it, the really bad stuff that can happen is pretty uncommon. My reputation at work is always staying cool *and cheerful* under crisis. I often joke with some of my junior coworkers that when they've been around as long as I have, they'll have seen enough really really bad shit happen that the bar will be set to high to get worked up about your more garden variety chaos.

    7. Re:A book about pessimism by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      ... They immediately foresee the risks of each situation (due to their personality, not a conscious decision) ... I would tend to say it is because they are in the habit of using their brains.

      (Yes, there are smart optimists, but it almost always turns out that they are either being ignorant or they aren't just afraid of the potential negative consequences.)
    8. Re:A book about pessimism by not-quite-rite · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It doesn't sound like you are an exception at all.

      Just because you are cheerful to people doesn't make you an optimist!

      I would say that you are comfortable in your pessimism, and are just getting better at contingency planning(well except for the denial of being a pessimist :P )

      That's not to say that complex human behaviours can be broken cleanly into a binary state of pessimism/optimism - it's maybe more of a sliding scale. It's just a pity we don't have more words to describe where people sit on that scale....

      Signing off as a cheerful pessimist myself(who finds it offensive when people have dumb ideas that will fail, and I am called "negative" for pointing it out, and then being right!)

    9. Re:A book about pessimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a realist, the one left out of discussions of the more dysfunctional (when carried to extremes) optimists and pessimists. The good attributes described for a pessimist really belong to a realist, the extreme pessimist believes there is nothing they can do to prevent something from happening and the extreme optimist believes that nothing will go wrong as long as you don't succumb to pessimism. An optimist would have labeled the engineer of lore and laws Murphy as a pessimist, but in reality he was a realist. A true pessimist would never make it as an engineer cause he would not believe he could solve a problem. Stated from the extreme views of course, in a realistic world pessimism and optimism are part of the flow variations of reality.

      *hangs a target for the philosopher sportsmen

    10. Re:A book about pessimism by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What the heck makes you think an optimist doesn't also have, or won't make, contingency plans ?

      That you generally have an outlook that things will work out, doesn't automatically make you single minded. A true optimist sees little point in expending energy on worrying.. this energy is better used at finding what will produce a positive result.. Also, an optimist would not be affected by a pessimists stress, but rather they would be annoyed at the wasted energy.

      Things go wrong (and right) for both optimists and pessimists regardless of how much it was worried over... and both optimism and pessimism can be self fulfilling.

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    11. Re:A book about pessimism by rm999 · · Score: 1

      Free bonus on being an optimist; if you're right, you didn't waste effort worrying about it. If you're wrong, then you can claim the situation was beyond your control.

      I love being an optimist :)

    12. Re:A book about pessimism by ksheff · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, pessimists are pessimists because they have a tendency to be anxious. They immediately foresee the risks of each situation (due to their personality, not a conscious decision) and therefore they map out alternatives to each bad outcome until they've relieved their stress by feeling confident that, no matter what happens, they have a plan for every eventuality. When things still go wrong, pessimists tend to ask themselves what they could have done differently to avoid the bad outcome (internalizing it).

      So that's why I don't have a girlfriend and will probably never get laid in the future. I'm thinking about all the different things I could say to the woman to get her interested in me and her responses to them. By the time I make my move, she's gone (probably giving some optimist the time of his life). I need a captive audience that will stick around until I'm finished going through all the scenarios.

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    13. Re:A book about pessimism by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

      When the shit does hit the fan, the pessimists are the only ones prepared to comp, thus they aren't the ones freaking out. There's nothing odd or unexpected (ha!) about that. Pessimism only gets to be a problem if your sense of probabilities it distorted enough that you spend too much time worrying about things that are very unlikely, and end up not being well prepared for the most likely outcome.

    14. Re:A book about pessimism by aztektum · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're not a pessimist NOR an optimist but a realist, I use the word here to mean "middle of the road". Moderation is key in all things, right? I know people that would consider themselves incredibly optimistic who are ill equipped to deal with misfortune and dismay in a stable fashion (my ex being a recent example).

      Likewise I've known pessimists who stay in most of the time and avoid the world because they're too afraid of bad shit happening.

      I trend towards more pessimist than optimist, but I'm workin' on finding a balance. I don't want to ignore the possibility of failure to the point I can't handle it if it happens, but I tend to let that possibility keep me from things or alter my ability to accomplish tasks I set out on. Like you mentioned, trying to gauge probabilities has actually helped me start to find a balance.

      Life is hard work some times, but the benefits are typically worth it.

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    15. Re:A book about pessimism by CopaceticOpus · · Score: 1

      I've heard of this book before, and I think you have to very careful with such a way of thinking if you are at all susceptible to depression. (And most people are susceptible to at least minor depression.) Pessimistic thinking can have major emotional consequences, and a lack of positive thoughts can lead to giving up before you ever get started. Some people may be exceptions, but for the majority, having a generally positive outlook is necessary for day to day functioning. If you're not a robot, you can't take a purely logical approach and ignore your emotions, because they will catch up with you.

      This book genuinely scares me, because it has the potential to lead someone to a very miserable place. Please approach it with caution!

    16. Re:A book about pessimism by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're confusing "pessimist" with "doomsayer". The terms are not equivalent. A pessimist is someone who acknowledges the existence of that bastard Murphy and his friends: in other words, a fatalistic acceptance of reality. True optimists may be more fun to be around when everything is going well, but as they willfully remain blissfully unaware of what is, they are risky companions indeed (everyone driving an SUV at 80 MPH on the highway with a cell phone plastered to his or her ear is an optimist.)

      Granted, pessimists who continually voice their concerns get a negative rep, no argument. However, most pessimists I know (including myself) have justifiable confidence in an eventual positive outcome because of that pessimism. We've made plans, tried to account for all the possible negative (trust me, pessimism is hard work!) and if we fail it's because we missed something, not because we didn't believe anything could go wrong. NASA, for example, is populated by pessimists ... believe me, you don't want an optimist designing your spacecraft: you'll burn to a crisp at liftoff. Conversely, true optimists rarely make any effort to ensure their goals are achieved, and simply have faith that everything will work out in the end. Sometimes they are right (sometimes pigs fly), but usually they're completely blindsided when everything that can go wrong does, because they refused to acknowledge the possibility.

      On the other hand, optimists do make better leaders, this is true. After all, people are rarely inspired by pessimists. However, the most successful optimistic leaders learn early on to depend upon their more pessimistic advisors, or they don't last long.

      In any event, optimists are among the most irritating people I know. I mean, sometimes you just want to take them by the lapels and shake some awareness into them. But you can't: ignorance is curable but optimism is forever.

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    17. Re:A book about pessimism by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      "If the first thing you do each morning is to eat a live frog, you can go through the day with the satisfaction of knowing that that is probably the worst thing that is going to happen to you all day long."

      I guess that's true...unless of course you actually like (or acquire) the taste of live frog. And it doesn't mention anything about just licking one, let alone slowly-boiled frogs.

      PS I speak French.

    18. Re:A book about pessimism by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      As an Optimist i like working with pessimists.
      Well at least the ones with your outlook.
      I know i can bounce ideas off them and quickly refine it to a workable solution.
      By using their innate ability to see the problems. Better still if challenged they see workable solutions in crazy solutions.

      Or are they the ones challenging me to workable solutions?
      I'm not sure. I do know that if working with someone who puts up the wall of "that won't work" the ideas become crazier not saner.

      It kinda fun working with the good ones.
      The bad ones quickly implode.

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    19. Re:A book about pessimism by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 1

      I think i've got a similar mindset, but it's only when I'm stressed that I get to thinking about all the things I could say about what is on my mind, and searching through them trying to find the one I want to say which has the correct emotional weighting to it. And when I get too stressed the thought process seems to be stuck in a loop of spiralling thoughts which leads me to be sitting there dumb struck.

      Being stressed or relaxed makes a big difference with how well I cope with that.

      And now when I'm dating a girl and at some point I explain that this is what goes on in my mind occationally (besides the obvious male thoughts that close proximity to attractive ladies causes).

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    20. Re:A book about pessimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once I realized all this, I was able to continue making contingency plans to keep my own stress under control, but I am now more careful about voicing my internal thought process around people who I know are optimists.


      Call me a sadistic pessimist, but I love watching optimistic project leaders try to claw their way through 3/4 inch sheetrock and cinder blocks.
    21. Re:A book about pessimism by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      actually an optimist has only disappointments in his life.
      compare that to a pessemist who has only happy surprises.

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    22. Re:A book about pessimism by howlinmonkey · · Score: 1

      I have struggled with depression and pessimism myself, and I have read bits and pieces of this book. The author seems to be focused on Pollyanna optimists who ignore reality and believe they can conquer all. Real optimists do some contingency planning, but don't allow fear based on contingencies to keep them from action. Real optimists don't believe nothing will go wrong, but accept those things that do go wrong as part of the process, and don't let hard times bury them.

      Pessimism is about fear and anxiety controlling our thought processes. Optimism is about seeing possibilities and acting in spite of fear.

      Contrary to popular belief, pessimism is not an unchangeable character trait. You may be predisposed to negativity, but thanks to your power to choose, you can become a more optimistic, less fearful person.

    23. Re:A book about pessimism by Aceticon · · Score: 1

      My personal experience of being a full blown, certified Optimist while at the same time being the kind of person that does a lot of self-analysis and tries to understand his own motivations and those of others is a bit different from what you describe.

      As i experience it, Optimism is not about ignoring problems or ignoring things that can go wrong. It's all about celebrating the things that do go right and not becoming demoralized when things go wrong.

      Optimists can be just as pragmatic as Pessimists: we're perfectly aware that shit happens and many of us will do contingency plans for when said shit happens.

      The main difference between an Optimist and a Pessimist is not in the intellectual part of dealing with complex situations where there is a risk of failure, it's how we feel about the possibility that things might go wrong and how we feel when things do go wrong. An Optimist is less likely to worry about factors outside his or her control, will feel a stronger pleasure when things go right and will not feel quite as bad when things go wrong.

      [We do feel bad when things go wrong, just not as bad as a Pessimist would and we'll get over it faster, usually by finding the silver lining in the dark cloud: a common failure coping strategy is "it went wrong this time but I've learned from it and I will succeed next time"]

      The way we (Optimists) emotionally react to risks, to success and to failure does affect how much time we will dedicate to "risk identification", "risk reduction strategies" and "contingency planing". Given that for an Optimist, failure does not feel like a "crushing defeat" but instead it feels more like a "temporary setback" (still, bad, just not as bad and not for long) and success does not feel like "a lucky escape from defeat" but instead feels like "a victory", we are naturally less preoccupied with avoiding that "crushing defeat" feeling and more preoccupied with enhancing the "victory" feeling.

      Still, Optimists will try to make sure that they succeed and not fail (meaning: we'll do things such as identifying risks and containing them and have contingency plans): after all, we do enjoy the feeling of success and dislike the feeling of failure - it's just that we enjoy success a lot more than we dread failure.

      Anyways, for a Pessimist it will always look like Optimists don't dedicate enough time looking into things that can go wrong :)

    24. Re:A book about pessimism by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      having the outlook that things will work out don't make you single-minded, as long as your name isn't George Bush, or as long as you don't totally absolve all your responsibilities in the name of "faith".

    25. Re:A book about pessimism by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      thanks. I've been trying to figure out exactly what it is about most slashdotters that gives me the feeling I'm not really welcome here. In fact, your post nicely sums up why society shuns nerds in general.

    26. Re:A book about pessimism by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I always thought "pessimist" and "optimist" labels reflect only emotional attitude which might be related or not related to the behavior of the patient.

      Scientific optimist believes that his hypothesis is true, but he looks around to eliminate alternatives.

      Pessimist might eventually act, because he calculated that this is the best he can choose of all doomed scenarios.

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    27. Re:A book about pessimism by gauauu · · Score: 1


      actually an optimist has only disappointments in his life.
      compare that to a pessemist who has only happy surprises.


      While clever, my experience is that an optimist not only expects the best, but sees the best in every situation, so they are usually happy or satisfied with the results.

      A pessimist expects the worst, and then sees the negative in the situation, and grudgingly thinks, "see, what did I tell you?"

    28. Re:A book about pessimism by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      In 2004, the optimists against Bush went to the polls to vote .. the pessimists against him figured their vote didn't matter and stayed home.

      Unfortunately there are many pessimists who fear change... they also voted.

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    29. Re:A book about pessimism by ksheff · · Score: 1

      dumstruck due to spiraling thoughts. Yep. That's a good description of it.

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    30. Re:A book about pessimism by juuri · · Score: 1

      Pragmatism is what you might be suffering a case of. :)

      After being in any industry long enough you develop a tough skin for things that go wrong and learn to plan accordingly. More importantly this body of experience allows you to not be stressed when the shit hits the fan, you've conquered worse messes than this in the past. Most pessimists who act out aren't showing the world their negative attitude, they are showing their fear at being unable or unprepared to handle a situation.

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    31. Re:A book about pessimism by Flammon · · Score: 1

      Optimists tend to ignore the things that could go wrong, so they don't get stressed in the first place, and are therefore happier people. I don't agree with your definition of optimism here. Optimists don't ignore the things that could go wrong any more than a pessimist. An optimist will focus on the positive and a pessimist on the negative but neither is ignoring the other. It is a subtle but important difference.
    32. Re:A book about pessimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > So, never trust an optimistic sys admin.

      As if a pessimistic sysadmin would ever give the root password to an optimist!

    33. Re:A book about pessimism by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      actually an optimist has only disappointments in his life.
      compare that to a pessemist who has only happy surprises.
      Yes, and generally that means that an optimist has more reasons not to be happy, because something is always wrong (i.e. not perfect). In contrast, a pessimist can relax, because they feel happy by preserving their state of "things are OK as they are" [I won't bother thinking about imporoving them, so I will never fail].


      The final difference is that a pessimist has an epsilonic contribution to the progress of mankind. They are not likely to be mentioned in history books.
    34. Re:A book about pessimism by treeves · · Score: 1
      That's how my father-in-law is. I'd call him an optimist.

      Also, optimists are happier before the bad thing happens, even if they were to be unhappy afterwards.

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    35. Re:A book about pessimism by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      actually an optimist has only disappointments in his life.
      compare that to a pessemist who has only happy surprises.

      Intermingled with a mostly endless series of events that are neither happy, nor surprising.

      I knew I'd see a post like yours. :-P

      Cheers
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    36. Re:A book about pessimism by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the old question "is the glass half full or half empty?" If you want to realate this to the real world put a pitcher of water on the table beside it.

      Who do you think will be more likely to fill the glass, the guy who thinks it's half full or the guy who thinks it's half empty?

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    37. Re:A book about pessimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ignorance is curable but optimism is forever.

      I used to say I was an irreductible optimist =)

      But six years with my uncorrectibly pessimistic wife and I'm also starting to see the bitter side of life. (no I don't mean life sucks by her side, au contraire)

      Still, I have long ways to go before I am converted... if it comes at all! =)

    38. Re:A book about pessimism by jafac · · Score: 1

      Why do they always seem to put the damn optimists in charge of budget and project schedule?

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    39. Re:A book about pessimism by Bane1998 · · Score: 1

      I was accused of being too pessimistic, so I went and read a little about the subject. The most interesting thing I found was a book by Julie Norem called "The Positive Power of Negative Thinking". So although you cleverly came off as though you were being open minded to people calling you a pessimist, and wanted to get a fresh look, all you really did was go out and find the backup to defend your status quo.

      We all love our status quo, and honestly I would hold nothing against you for defending it. Human nature. But to try and pass it off as though you weren't looking to defend it and instead having an open mind, you came off as completely dishonest in a very deliberate way.

      Once I realized all this, I was able to continue making contingency plans to keep my own stress under control, but I am now more careful about voicing my internal thought process around people who I know are optimists. You also presented an argument that a pessimist is much better equipped to deal with problems, since they internalize where the optimist will externalize. However, your statement here is basically saying that the problem is external to you and you will hide from them, which kind of flies in the face of your whole argument that pessimists are better because they are 'self improving'.

      Basically your whole post came off as a huge cloud of self-satisfying smugness, to paraphrase South Park a bit.
    40. Re:A book about pessimism by jafac · · Score: 1

      Yes, and unfortunately, those optimists got their richly-deserved slap in the face by the congressional democrats, who have done basically nothing to reign-in this out-of-control fascist dictatorship.

      The only thing that has changed, is the names on the "campaign-donation" checks that the lobbyists write.

      Pelosi said "impeachment is off the table."
      That means change is off the table.
      Justice is off the table.
      Democracy is off the table.

      Optimists voted Green in 2000. Got screwed then too.

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    41. Re:A book about pessimism by jafac · · Score: 1

      I reckon there's probably just a lot of pragmatists out there who are sick of being branded "negative" and "pessimists" by pollyanna optimists. I do sense a bit of hostility and bitterness in this thread - and it probably stems from this. I know this, because I, myself, am a pragmatist who is very often unfairly branded a pessimist.

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    42. Re:A book about pessimism by RobinH · · Score: 1

      Why do they always seem to put the damn optimists in charge of budget and project schedule?

      Because management likes their projections better than ours... :)

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    43. Re:A book about pessimism by rm999 · · Score: 1

      "Yes, and generally that means that an optimist has more reasons not to be happy, because something is always wrong (i.e. not perfect). In contrast, a pessimist can relax, because they feel happy by preserving their state of "things are OK as they are" [I won't bother thinking about imporoving them, so I will never fail]."

      I'm pretty sure you got those two definitions exactly backwards.

  12. Damn by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mine's missing.

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    1. Re:Damn by magpie · · Score: 1

      damn so's mine....Oh well what do you expect, just my luck.

  13. so what does this mean? by wcb4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    so are we now able to remove this completely useless section of the brain then. I've always though that optimistic people had something wrong with them and now that this diseases portion of the brain has been islolated it can hopefully be removed allowing those previously affli ted by optimi
    to lead more productive lives.

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    1. Re:so what does this mean? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that'll help? I don't.

      It's so hopeless!

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    2. Re:so what does this mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hasn't had his brain fixed yet.

    3. Re:so what does this mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am afraid that you are a tad too optimistic.

  14. Artificial optimism? by Camael · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps the day is coming close when we will be able to artifically induce optimism in ourselves by tickling the right brain cells.

    Feeling nervous before an interview? *zap*
    Footballer lacks confidence before a game? *zap*
    Going out for your first date? *zap*
    Meeting her parents? *zap*

    This is a guaranteed major money spinner, and I won't be surprised if it becomes addictive as well.

    1. Re:Artificial optimism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feeling nervous before an interview? *caffeine*
      Footballer lacks confidence before a game? *steroids*
      Going out for your first date? *ecstasy*
      Meeting her parents? *vodka*

    2. Re:Artificial optimism? by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Interesting
    3. Re:Artificial optimism? by Cryacin · · Score: 1
      Think of the potential for abuse!

      Come on Timmy, you know you can jump off that building and survive.

      No... I can't. duh... *zap*

      ...

      Splat.

      Would that be murder by optimism?

      Perhaps the day is coming close when we will be able to artifically induce optimism in ourselves by tickling the right brain cells. Feeling nervous before an interview? *zap* Footballer lacks confidence before a game? *zap* Going out for your first date? *zap* Meeting her parents? *zap* This is a guaranteed major money spinner, and I won't be surprised if it becomes addictive as well.
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    4. Re:Artificial optimism? by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      you're full *zap* of yourself no *zap* way *zap* *zap* its not *zap* addic*zap*tive.

    5. Re:Artificial optimism? by damaki · · Score: 1

      Just like the mood box in "Do androïds dream of electric sheeps?".
      I for one welcome our fundamentally apathic and artificially moody overlords.

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  15. Mods clicking at random by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Optimism is about lowering your expectations enough that they are often exceeded. WTF is wrong with you mods today?? P spouts bullshit like the above quote and gets modded insightful, but 1st post doesn't get modded funny.
    1. Re:Mods clicking at random by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF is wrong with you mods today?? The same thing that's wrong with them every day. Too much Jager and not enough amygdala.
  16. Depression? by Siridar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is just a pure stab in the dark here, but could a drug stimulating this region be used to help depression? One of the symptoms seems to be a feeling of despair and inability - turning this feeling around by (chemically) convincing folks that they /can/ pull themselves out of the hole they're in might work.

    1. Re:Depression? by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      Stimulating that region in a depressed person would probably result in someone who's optimistic about the chances of their next suicide attempt succeeding.

    2. Re:Depression? by Siridar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So...what you're saying is, if you're depressed, you're not likely to attempt to kill yourself because you wouldn't succeed? I don't think that's the case. If you've got a optimistic frame of mind, I think suicide would be pretty far down the list...rather than thinking "there's no way out of this, death is my only option" it'd be more like "I can pull myself out of this, all I really need to do is try". Chemically-assisted affirmations, if you will...

    3. Re:Depression? by Siridar · · Score: 1

      Optimism, of course! :)

    4. Re:Depression? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "stab in the dark here"

      At least you didn't cast magic missile at it

    5. Re:Depression? by thealsir · · Score: 1

      I am certain. And I'm certain there will be drug technologies for all purposes revolving around this in coming years.

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    6. Re:Depression? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1
      This is just a pure stab in the dark here, but could a drug stimulating this region be used to help depression?

      I don't know about drugs, but I do know that it's already been shown that deep brain stimulation in the subgenual cingulate region (somewhat in the vicinity of the rostral anterior cingulate region mentioned in the summary) is effective in treating severe clinical depression. Unfortunately, it's quite an invasive procedure, and not the sort of thing which should be performed lightly.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_brain_stimulation#Clinical_depression

      Researchers reported in 2005 that electrical stimulation of a small area of the frontal cortex brought about a "striking and sustained remission" in four out of six patients suffering from clinical depression, whose symptoms had previously been resistant to medication, psychotherapy and electroconvulsive therapy.[15]

      Using brain imaging, the researchers noticed that activity in the subgenual cingulate region (SCR or Brodmann area 25) -- the lowest part of a band of tissue that runs along the midline of the brain -- seemed to correlate with symptoms of sadness and depression. They implanted electrodes into six patients while they were locally anesthetised, but alert. While the current was switched on, four of the patients reported feeling a black cloud lifting, and became more alert and interested in their environments. The changes reversed when the current was switched off.[15]

      The effects of continuous SCR stimulation have produced sustained remission from depression in the four patients for six months. When reporting the results, the team did caution that the trial was so small that the findings must be considered only provisional.[15]
    7. Re:Depression? by jpfed · · Score: 1

      It's an empirical reality that many suicides actually are the result of depressed people getting treatment finally having enough energy to kill themselves.

      We don't know whether that's tied to optimism specifically. It's a plausible stretch to think that optimism could be a limiting factor on energy, but that's certainly not the only interpretation.

    8. Re:Depression? by CamoCoatJoe · · Score: 1

      Stimulating that region in a depressed person would probably result in someone who's optimistic about the chances of their next suicide attempt succeeding. Not all depressed people are suicidal.
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  17. Overachieving summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA tells almost nothing - a region in brain seems to light up when people think up optimistic thoughts, and seems to overlap with that of pessimistic thoughts. Why? Don't know. Are they the only regions? Don't know. How big was the sample? A few people. What does it mean? Who the hell knows?!

    Cute summary, though, got me to post a comment. Supermodel always sells.

  18. Stripped Amygdala by Muffinmasher · · Score: 1

    We now know that being a psychic entails being extremely pessimistic. Or maybe Murphy's law is more true than anyone realized.

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  19. Interesting question raised by the summary by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Surprisingly, it is not in a bottle of Jager, it's in the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala.

    So, what exactly is it in the bottle of Jager that makes your rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala think you can get a date with Gisele?

    Put another way, getting drunk can make you optimistic - it would be interesting to study the effects of alcohol on that region of the brain. If that portion of the brain could be stimulated in some other way it could lead to a powerful new series of drugs to battle depression. Or improve combat effectiveness. Or maybe even get you that date with Gisele.

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    1. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      There is already more than one drug that is very effective at curing/treating depression. The DEA makes sure they aren't available despite the toll that depression inflicts on millions of sufferers.

      For example Amineptine which not only causes release of dopamine but is also a dopamine re-uptake blocker. It is effective, fast acting, doesn't impair cognitive function, may improve sleep and unlike many anti-depressants doesn't reduce libido. However it can increase libido in women, cause spontaneous orgasms in women and generally makes one feel good. We mustn't have that. DEA pressure led to its withdrawal in Europe, Britain and the US.

      Or opium which was apparently a traditional, and quite effective, remedy for dysthymia.

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    2. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or maybe even get you that date with Gisele.

      Or get you really excited about political candidate X when you go to their speech.
    3. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by TeHCrAzY · · Score: 0

      I don't think its optimism in that case.

      I know personally I get a hell of a lot more confident with a few drinks in me, perhaps it is just that feeling of confidence that allows you to feel, nay, *know* you can chase supermodels.

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    4. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      However it can increase libido in women, cause spontaneous orgasms in women and generally makes one feel good. We mustn't have that. DEA pressure led to its withdrawal in Europe, Britain and the US. Of course they banned it! With that stuff on the market your average citizen might develop a happy sex life!
    5. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by UnixUnix · · Score: 1
      > So, what exactly is it in the bottle of Jager that makes your rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala think you can get a date with Gisele?

      The fact that the Jaegermeister is going to work ON Giselle?! :-)

    6. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out that it is both addictive and causes liver failure.

      Why leave that shit out? And opium for depression? Are you really that stupid?

    7. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, it actually takes a lot of processing power for your brain to read a situation and say, "hold on there hormones, she ain't letting us till her fields," which means that when you suppress it enough with depressants like alcohol, the more primal "fight or flight" and "feed or breed" instincts strengthen.

    8. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Alcohol cannot make you optimistic. It can however suppress your pessimism.

      Alcohol will make you think you can sing, or get you to ask out Gisele by suppressing the little voice that says you haven't got a shot at either.

    9. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      getting drunk can make you optimistic - it would be interesting to study the effects of alcohol on that region of the brain. If that portion of the brain could be stimulated in some other way it could lead to a powerful new series of drugs to battle depression
      CNBC Talking Head: And in today's business news, drug maker Merck has started Phase III trials of its new depression medications: tequila, scotch, vodka, gin, and rum. Generic drug manufacturers have already begun investigations into marketing their competing product, Maddog 20/20.
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    10. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, wikipedia only mentions it as being a rare sideeffect and possibly only caused by being geneticly predisposed to liver problems.

      A known sideeffect is resurgence of acne (a small price to pay for the effect to most people, whether ill or abusing it).

      So... why should the GP have left that out?

      The sideeffects of opium are well-known and doesn't usually have to be mentioned.

  20. I'm optimistic that you WON'T mod me down by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...despite calling you a lilly-livered nerd-faced card-carrying SCO-fan-club hippo-ass face with a check-sum-faulting 286 for a brain.

    1. Re:I'm optimistic that you WON'T mod me down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...despite calling you a lilly-livered nerd-faced card-carrying SCO-fan-club hippo-ass face with a check-sum-faulting 286 for a brain.

      i understand the other jabs, but criticizing the size of my liver? that offends me.
  21. visible only in your boss by brewstate · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Those timelines have to come from somewhere.

  22. Amygdala? by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasn't she the hot chick in that star wars movie?

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Amygdala? by MeditationSensation · · Score: 1

      No, that was Padmé Amidala, played by Natalie Portman.

    2. Re:Amygdala? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are lecturing a Slashdot regular on the name of a Star Wars character? That was played by Natalie Portman? Perhaps you should have the portion of your brain that detects sarcasm checked...

    3. Re:Amygdala? by jcr · · Score: 1

      It's a joke, son.

      -jcr

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  23. I blame George W. Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Democrat and loyal Slashdot user, I blame the Jew puppet Bu$Hitler Chimpy McHaliburtin

    Instead he blows the heads off children in Iraq for his amusement.
    Oh well, every dead soldier is one less Republican vote and one more victory for us Democrats

  24. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  25. Liars! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    I ain't got no brain regions, 'sponsible for nuthin!

    Just look at this post!

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  26. amygdala? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

    Queue the "Natalie Portman" + "Hot Grits" memes

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  27. Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I *knew* they'd find it!

  28. Assumptions by SourGrapes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article seems to assume that optimists (people whose rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala are highly active) are the norm, or at least the ideal, and that pessimists (where those regions are less active) have something "going wrong." I wonder if that's actually the case. Optimism may FEEL better (obviously depression is pretty rotten), and it's apparently beneficial to the optimists (or so studies have indicated), but does it more accurately describe reality? Lots of people say that they're not pessimists, but realists, and that realism is simply inherently depressing. So are all the benefits of optimism emotional, or are there benefits to pessimism as well, in the sense that the pessimist models reality more realistically? If that's the case (and I guess it might not be), which wins out?

    1. Re:Assumptions by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 3, Funny

      Optimists believe we live in the best possible world. Pessimists fear that might be true.

    2. Re:Assumptions by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Well, overall, people tend to be optimistic in their assessments of their own abilities and their own odds for various future events. You know, the whole "90% of people think they're above average" thing, which holds true for a lot of different traits. And people think it's less likely than average that bad things will happen to them, and more likely than average that good things will happen. There are a ton of factors that have been investigated as playing into these - from cognitive errors that cause people to forget relevant bits of info (like that most people in the world are also fairly good at X) to a deep-seated need to increase one's self esteem. But whatever the underlying causes, it's a widespread and consistent enough phenomenon that you have to assume it must be an overall good thing, evolutionarily, or else we'd be in trouble. Although there are probably benefits to pessimism as well, we've made it this far as a massively optimistic species, so we must be doing something right.

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    3. Re:Assumptions by h2_plus_O · · Score: 1

      The article seems to assume that optimists (people whose rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala are highly active) are the norm, or at least the ideal, and that pessimists (where those regions are less active) have something "going wrong." I wonder if that's actually the case.
      I wonder too. Perhaps pessimism is the normal, healthy way to temper the natural optimism governed by this part of the brain? Not everything has to come down to pathology.
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    4. Re:Assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What says that we aren't in trouble? We recklessly expand our numbers and increase our consumption and waste output, all the while wearing a shit-eating grin. Obviously there will be a point where such reckless behavior will cause our species' population to decrease; perhaps precipitously.

      People accrue massive debts that they cannot pay. They gamble with negative expected returns. There's really just so much obvious stupid in our species, that there's a real risk that we'll burn through all of the cheap energy and return to enslaving each other to produce goods. That's clearly a negative caused by undue optimism resulting in recklessly foolish behavior. Surely we construct hypothetical scenarios that are superior that would occur if humans were less delusional.

    5. Re:Assumptions by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      IMO, pessimists seem to be pessimistic about everything (except for the hope that Linux will be taken seriously). An optimist understands when to be pessimistic, as in understsnding that Vista will very soon control 90%+ of the market. Pessimists go so far to find the "bad" in things, to the flaw of being wrong. Apessimist slashdotter (pardon the redundancy) will go on and on about how Mac OS X is riddled with security holes, even when faced with the reality there have been zero viruses outbreaks in 6 years. I, armed with this knowledge and 20+ years of Apple experience am thus optimistic about apple products in general. For that, I'm labelled a cultist. On well, at least our koolaide cups are half full.

    6. Re:Assumptions by popmaker · · Score: 1

      Normal people probably have both and are able to switch between to react to circumstances. People who lack all the "optimism" part are depressed... But i don't know other extream case has been covered. "Manic", perhaps?

      Maybe optimism is intrinsically linked to the will to actually keep on living. If you always IMAGINE the future being bright, you don't want to miss it.

      As a side note: I'm not optimistic about this post being modded up. While it IS moderately interesting (thinks me), the article has been around too long. I'm still writing this though with the hope that someone will actually read it. What is that an example of?

      Optimism probably wins though... In the sense that we need at least SOME optimism, and probably more of it than pessimism, to actually get up and DO something... and keep ensuring our survival.

    7. Re:Assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, there's actually a good book out there called "Learned Optimism" by Martin Seligman that describes his research into the subject.

      He starts with an experiment on three dogs: the first is trained by applying electric shocks until the dog presses a lever. The second receives shocks in tandem with the first but has no control over the shocks. The third is the control group. Then the three dogs are placed into rooms divided in half by a low barrier; one side of the room applies shocks while the other does not. It turns out that the first and third dogs quickly move to the safe side of the room while the second dog -- the one that learned that it had no control over its environment -- will just lie down and bear the shocks. Seligman calls this "learned helplessness", and he performed other experiments to show this quality in humans. So "optimism" may be more than just "feeling" better; pessimism may actually be more reality-warping than optimism.

      He goes on to argue that having a positive outlook is not a basic property, but it's actually a symptom of how you interpret the events in your life that have already happened (contrary to most "positive thinking" books). Optimists are more likely to interpret good events as permanent, as universal, and as something they are personally responsible for, while they are more like to interpret negative events as temporary, isolated, and something caused by outside factors. Pessimists have the reverse interpretations. Moreover, he showed that most people can be coached to use a different interpretation of events, which in turn changes their optimism level.

      He also shows correlations of optimism level with level of health, how much a person is liked by their peers, how successful someone is at work, and how likely a candidate is to win an election, all shown via research instead of anecdotes. So even if optimism is reality-warping, it seems to do it in a way that makes us generally more successful.

      He does, however, have a section on when realism or pessimism is useful (e.g. running a company or flying a plane), and he implies that people can learn to what areas of their lives realism best applies and use optimism everywhere else.

  29. *Sigh* by madbawa · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I've got a baaaad feelin about this one...

  30. And what is the part responsible for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what is the part of the brain responsible for making people want to date Gisele Bundchen? That is one ugly chick. In fact, most top models nowdays are hideous, masculine, angular, and totally unfuckable. That's what happens when the fashion industry is run by bitter women and gay men. The saddest part is that some young girls now actually want to look like that because they think men find it attractive.

    1. Re:And what is the part responsible for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The women aren't particularly bitter, masculine is what they find attractive, too. And to be fair, most of Gisele's audience are women and gay men. Not just young girls are fooled by this either. Took me years to admit to myself that tall lanky, man-assed, women that the culture was telling me were the hottest were not that sexy to me.

    2. Re:And what is the part responsible for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, not all the women in the fashion industry are bitter. Some are too drunk or stoned for that.

  31. yawn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wake me when they find the brain region responsible for intelligent article summaries and tags. zzzznnork..mmmm....giselllle....zzzzzz

  32. At last! The Stiffler Area is discovered! by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Perfect. A region that causes optimism, without the rest of the brain to back it up. Let's call it the "Stiffler" region, after good ol' Steve from the American Pie movie.

  33. Re:Gators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope that was the medulla oblongatta. Not that kernel sanders ever spelled that out for me, so I could be wrong there.

  34. Region of the brain that does X by noidentity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm usually cranky about claims to have found the part of the brain that does X, since this pre-supposes that X is done in a particular part. In a computer, some things like long-term data storage are localizable. Other things like getting the size of a file aren't performed in any particular part. If you believed that getting the size of a file was done in some particular part, you might find out where activity occurs (changes of states) when you ask for the size of a file, and then erroneously conclude that the hard disk is what gets the size of a file, when the real behavior is a combination of the hard disk, CPU, RAM, bus, and operating system. Again, it's the assumption that every behavior or ability you can label is the result of some area of the brain whose only function is that behavior or ability.

    1. Re:Region of the brain that does X by PineGreen · · Score: 1

      You're obviously a pessimist, aren't you?

    2. Re:Region of the brain that does X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course, the analogy is spot on because modern computers are built based on how human brains work.

    3. Re:Region of the brain that does X by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      Yes, and if there's one thing everybody on Slashdot knows, it's that a computer is a perfect metaphor for the human brain.

    4. Re:Region of the brain that does X by popmaker · · Score: 1

      This is very interesting. I usually get the same reaction you described when reading about the brain, but I usually also think that the brain is too complex for an computer analogy. This analogy is good since it mentions that a computer is actually complex ENOUGH to get the point across. Good job.

      Still, seeing that the hard drive actually stores the files, the information might have some value. In the case of our brain, it's sadly the best we have yet. A little pessimism (or realism) is actually in order here because it's good to realize how far we actually are from understanding the brain. We should never forget that. Still, such findings as this one is are always interesting and at the least worth readng about.

  35. pfft by sh3l1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    pfft... they will never be able to find the pessimistic part of the brain.

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    1. Re:pfft by Ztream · · Score: 1

      It's the rest of it.

  36. Pardon my ignorance but... by Trouvist · · Score: 1

    Who the fuck is Giselle Bundchen? Google turned up some pictures of a model, but like all other models she is extraordinarily thin. Is there anything specific that makes this model unique?

    1. Re:Pardon my ignorance but... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Is there anything specific that makes this model unique?
      She may be the best paid model in the world. But, like all so-called "supermodels", there's actually nothing super about her, it's just tons of media hype.
  37. Tags work well by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the tag feature that /. has works very well. If I had heard about this article being on /., I certainly would use the search criteria "science, overactiverostralanteriorcingulateandamygdala, datewithgisele, datewithgiselebundchen, giselebundchen". I wouldn't know how to find this particular article in any other way.

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    1. Re:Tags work well by patio11 · · Score: 1

      >>
      I wouldn't know how to find this particular article in any other way.
      >>

      Don't worry, deep in the Slashcode is a sophisticated AI routine which recreates content if it detects that an interested reader missed it the first time. Sadly, it is written in Perl and no one knows how to edit it to make it only show the content to that reader... Some folks have suggested disabling it but, again, its Perl -- who knows whether it also controls launch codes for nuclear missiles...

    2. Re:Tags work well by caluml · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It does sort of work. For instance, when I want to find an article about Vista, I know to search for defectivebydesign. It's just a pseudo-code to confuse outsiders.

    3. Re:Tags work well by tsa · · Score: 1

      OK, I see, so if I want to find an article about the behaviour of Piranha vs the Microsoft SQL server, I look for "Natalie Portman"!

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    4. Re:Tags work well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly visitor, tags are for amusement, not information or utility!

  38. The cake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Giselle is a man
    Giselle is a man
    The cake (giselle) is a lie (man)

  39. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the researchers have greatly underestimated the power of Jager.

  40. yes by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    Basically, yes. If you define wellness as including happiness*, then yes, pessimists are brain-damaged. This is basically what buddha showed, and cured, 2500 years ago, along with many other philosophers leaders, and general humans since. Too bad the pessimists never saw the point in figuring out what he had to say ;)

    * which makes a lot of sense, since the most obviously healthy people are capable of happiness even in extreme situations.

  41. 2008 WILL be the year of Desktop Linux! by drseuk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, I can't stop it, my brain's just wired to think like that.

  42. are optimists brain damaged? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    pessimists are brain damaged?


    Past a threshold, maybe. But I could ask the same question about the other side of the coin: "are _optimists_ brain damaged?"

    It seems to me that the only position that is actually any use is the center line: realism. A healthy realistic assessment of how the world works and what are the _real_ chances that Y happens when you do X.

    Think of, say, the japanese game Go. You look at a group of pieces. Are they alive? Are they dead? The only good position is to just count eyes and conclude impartially based on the rules. Pessimism is, obviously, bad. If you make your decisions starting from "bah, with my luck, those are probably dead too" you'll tend to let groups die which could have been saved, and lose the game. But I'd argue that excessive optimism is actually _worse_. Newbies get pwned most of the time is because they insist on trying to save a dead group or follow a losing ladder, and just give the opponent a bigger capture.

    If you don't know Go, think of Chess, Poker, Blackjack, whatever you know. Same idea. Excessive illogical pessimism is bad, but advancing into a trap because of excessive illogical optimism is, I would argue, even worse. Betting the house on the slim chance that you'll get another ace and turn a 20 into a 21 at Blackjack, just because you have a good feeling about your luck and know you can do it, is blatantly stupid.

    At some point you just have to face reality and admit that taking or continuing a course of action is stupid and possibly self-destructive. Not because of overwhelming pessimism, not because you'd rather sit in a corner and do nothing, etc. Simply because some other course of action might yield better results with the same time, money and effort investment.

    Honestly, the Darwin Awards are full of people who killed themselves because they massively mis-judged their chances on the optimistic side. Like the priest who was sure that his faith will let him walk on water. Doubly so, without a backup plan: he couldn't swim. Can we say that he was a bit too optimistic when judging that course of action?

    Or look at the economy. How many people venture their lifetime savings without a realistic plan, just because they use optimism instead of logic? The dot-com bubble -- like most bubbles in history -- was based on optimism too. Forget logic, just dump your money on a company with no product or customers, and if it goes wrong, you know you're lucky enough to sell them to some other dolt before it bombs. How many lost their lifetime savings that way?

    Pyramid scams? Same thing. Even people who understand exponentials ended up losing their money to those because they were optimistic enough that they're starting early and will get their payoff before it bombs.

    Stock spam? Same thing. There _still_ are people who believe that they can act just fast enough to beat the scam and make a profit there. It doesn't ever actually work, but they're optimistic.

    Briefly: much ink has been used in praising the importance of taking the opportunity when it presents itself. And indeed to much pessimism can hinder that. But I fear that not enough has been said about the importance of recognizing what's an actual golden ring that you can grab, and what's the ring on a grenade. History is full of people who'd rather pluck the latter than let a possible opportunity go by... and lost.
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    1. Re:are optimists brain damaged? by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      I think optimism is something different than what you're describing (at least to me). Optimism is an attitude that thinks the best of people and situations. The things that you describe are just stupidity.

      I look at myself as an optimist. I truly believe that things will get better even if they've been getting worst. That doesn't mean I sit around waiting for it to get better. I work and make plans and do what I can to make it better and I have contingencies if they don't work, but I do it because I believe I can make things better and if it doesn't work, then I try something else.

      I can look at any situation that I'm in and see the good in it. That doesn't mean I'm not aware of the bad, but I can be happy for the good and do things to try and change the bad.

      I believe that the vast majority of people are inherently good. That doesn't mean I blindly trust. I still protect myself because not everyone is and even good people make bad choices.

      In short I would best describe myself as an optimistic pragmatist and I believe it's this combination that makes me an inherently happy and laid back person.

      Just my point of view. YMMV.

  43. Being optimistic by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

    isn't same as being ignorant or oblivious of the situation. Some one saying "The world is perfect!", isn't being optimistic, just delusional. As someone in replies said already, there is a difference between delusion and optimism. You can be realistic about the situation, but optimistic about your ability to live in it. Being optimistic and being realistic aren't mutually exclusive. Optimist and a pessimist might interpret the situation EXACTLY the same. Optimist will however think that the situation can be improved or made less bad, and will usually act on that. Pessimist will however be entirely passive and complain how it will only get worse, AND because he is passive it WILL (in most cases) get worse, making his claim a self fulfilling prophecy.

    Someone here said that pessimist are good for contingency plans, well I disagree. A pessimist would think 'why make a plan, it will go wrong anyway', an optimist will say "Things will go wrong, but I think we can make a plan that will reduce the damage if they do".

    Once again difference between pessimist and optimist, is not in the view of "How things are?" but in the view of "What can be done?"

    Of course this is in my opinion (and in opinon of some people from who i 'stole' the ideas from)
    1. Re:Being optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thinking one is optimistic or pessimistic is itself a delusion

    2. Re:Being optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone here said that pessimist are good for contingency plans, well I disagree. A pessimist would think 'why make a plan, it will go wrong anyway', an optimist will say "Things will go wrong, but I think we can make a plan that will reduce the damage if they do".

      You're thinking about a depressive, not a pessimist. A pessimist assumes things will go wrong, assumes they'll make mistakes (because that's what humans do), and plans accordingly. A depressive sees the pessimistic point of view and goes one step further: "If something bad is always going to happen, there's no point in even trying"

      I should know. I've spent a good portion of my life as a manic depressive. Even when I manage to curb the depressive feelings and know I can face life head-on daily, I know it's good to keep reality in mind. Sure, I may be capable of handling any situation that comes my way, but I'm only human and just one man. If anything goes wrong, my contingency plans had better account for that, or I really will have reason to be depressed.

      I always believe deep inside that I can succeed, but get accused of being negative because I assume things will go wrong. In my mind though, you're only negative as a pessimist if you let pessimism convince you to not try your best in the first place. The only time I'm guilty of that is when I'm battling depression. Hence the reason I say that you're thinking depressive, not pessimist.

      And seriously, the totally batshit insane deluded optimists (who could quite possibly be manic depressives on the high side of mania) are just as bad as the super down pessimists. Sometimes they're even more dangerous to deal with, as they may seem like a good person to be around initially. Suddenly you find yourself in a situation they talked you in to where the shit has hit the fan and they're now worthless as they spiral in to depression as a result of failure, or they're blissfully unaware of how bad things actually are and fail to react accordingly.
    3. Re:Being optimistic by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1
      You make a good point which brings me to this point you don't have to be either a pessimist or optimist...it's all in the ratio. We don't need to be so binary, it's not all hit or miss.

      So one could be 70% optimist and 30% pessimist. It hard to whittle down a personality trait down to exact percentages, but i think it's just as foolish to think in absolutes (either 0% or 100% and ignoring everything in between) and thinking either you're one or the other. As you've said

      I always believe deep inside that I can succeed it shows you've got some optimism in you.

      I suppose you could call the 100% pessimistic people depressive people. Furthermore I think pessimism/optimism isn't a stable personality trait (i don't think any personality trait is truly stable) it variates depending on the situation.

  44. Redefining words? by Moraelin · · Score: 1
    1. That's not the definition of optimism I've learned.

    Just in case my grasp of English isn't up to snuff, let's look at what the American Heritage Dictionary has to say about it:

    1. A tendency to expect the best possible outcome or dwell on the most hopeful aspects of
    a situation: "There is a touch of optimism in every worry about one's own moral cleanliness"
    (Victoria Ocampo).
      2. Philosophy
            1. The doctrine, asserted by Leibnitz, that this world is the best of all possible worlds.
            2. The belief that the universe is improving and that good will ultimately triumph over evil.
    Miriam-Webster says: "an inclination to put the most favorable construction upon actions and events or to anticipate the best possible outcome"

    I don't see any mention that being an underachiever is an integral part of it.

    Yes, I guess one way to expect the most favourable outcome is to redefine your criteria so that anything short of a total disaster is a win. Then you won't have many "losses" in your experience, or much reason to expect a loss.

    On the other hand, I don't see anywhere that "deluded" can't possibly be it. If you expect the best possible outcome where everyone else sees that chances are 99.99% that it will go bad, you _are_ deluded. You're also still an optimist, according to both quoted dictionaries.

    To pick on your own examples, I see nothing in both that says an optimist wouldn't ever try to hit on a movie star. In fact, from where I stand, if anyone's going to try that, it'll be an optimist. The pessimists will look at that course of action, think "screw that, the way the universe hates me, she wouldn't even spit on me" and go do something else.

    So it seems to me like you're just giving there a recipe of how to be happy, rather than define optimism. In fact, I'd say you're writing there the exact _opposite_ of what the dictionary says. Expecting the worst so your expectations are exceeded all the time, well, is exactly at odds with the dictionary's "expecting the best possible outcome."

    2. It also seems to me that if I were to believe your definition, that's actually worse than pessimism. That's the recipe for being an underachiever. A _happy_ underachiever, duly noted, but an underachiever anyway.

    Simply put, humans do what (they think) works and produces the desired results. If you're going to see even missing the target completely as still a great success, then there's no logical need to spend a lot of time and effort trying to hit the bullseye.

    As a personal anecdote, I've actually tried your kind of (redefined) "optimism" at some point in college. I can tell you that my grades dipped very very fast. The idea that "ah, who cares about grades, any grade that passes the year is just as good" caused not just half my grades to be just that in one semester, but I actually flunked an exam in the next one. That was the time to revise that philosophy.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you should be ultra-competitive and obsessed with clawing your way to the top at all cost, either. But there are a lot of comfortable shades of grey between that and lowering your expectations to meet the results. A more realistic assessment of where you are, what worked, what didn't, what was really a success, and what wasn't, what you really needed, and what you didn't really need, can be a lot more productive.

    Sometimes you don't need to win first prize in a category, yes, that much is true. But then decide that logically and fully aware why and what's the tradeoff. Don't just lower your expectations until whatever happened is great. Because if it's just a reflex to keep doing that to stay happy, then you'll lower them even for the things that do matter.
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  45. Now what to put in the water to stimulate these... by hlavac · · Score: 1

    ...if the US government can figure that out, it might work even better than Reagan's "cheer up america" campaign ;)

  46. From TFA... by Algorithmnast · · Score: 1

    Phelps said the research team is not saying these are necessarily the only brain regions involved in optimism.

    In fact, they didn't even establish that the two regions were "responsible" for optimism - as TFA's title might suggest, but rather

    When scenarios filled with optimism were imagined, two brain regions -- the rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala -- lit up with activity in the brain scans, the researchers said.

    So what the researchers did say was that those parts of the brain seemed to be more active when thinking Happy Thoughts. There was no causality established.

    Perhaps this is the part of the brain that responds to optimistic thoughts, and releases chemicals to make the flesh feel Happier?

    Also keep in mind that the researchers couldn't get people to think neutral thoughts very well - they all tended towards positive thoughts in those situations.

  47. Glass Half Full by clickety6 · · Score: 1


    When presented with a half full glass of beer, here are the reactions that determine your personality:

    The optimist: The glass if half full
    The pessimist: The glass is half empty
    The pedant: The glass is too big
    The paranoid: Who drank half my beer?
    The engineer: We have a 100% design margin
    The slashdotter: What's beer?
    The average US
            school leaver: What's half?
    The surrealist: The glass is a pink frog
    The opportunist: It's your round
    The drunk: Are you gonna finish that...?

    any more...?

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    1. Re:Glass Half Full by SlideRuleGuy · · Score: 1

      The realist: The glass contains half beer, half air. Drink the beer, breathe the air, and keep your silly emotions out of it.

    2. Re:Glass Half Full by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Programmer: I need a storage upgrade
      DBA: You don't need a storage upgrade

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    3. Re:Glass Half Full by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about: that's not half

  48. less is more by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

    Scientists also located the area of the brain responsibile for gullibility, and they now have a procedure to remove that section of your brain.

    [Apologies to the Unknown Slashdotter who posted this a while back.]

  49. The optimist's advantage by clawsoon · · Score: 1

    Optimists do have one definite advantage when it comes to, say, starting a business.

    A pessimist knows that he'll fail 9 times out of 10, so he doesn't bother trying in the first place.

    An optimist, even after repeated failure, remains convinced that this time he'll succeed...

    ...and eventually, if he's a reasonably intelligent optimist - and sometimes even if he's not - he does succeed.

    Lifetime score for starting a successful business:
    Pessimist: 0
    Optimist: 1

    It's not always true, and sometimes an optimist with just the right dose of pessimism and paranoia can succeed spectacularly (c.f. Bill Gates, Andrew Groves), but your average successful business owner was once an optimistic failure.

  50. It works with your employer, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Setting expectations and then exceeding them is a key factor in getting raises, promotions, and other perks. I don't aim too low when I write my yearly goals (because my boss would never go for "I'm going to show up on time 3 out of 5 days") but I don't shoot for the moon either. I set goals that are reasonable for me to attain without much "extra" effort. Then, when I manage to significantly outperform, I'm golden. It helps to keep a list of all the "amazing" things you do during the course of the year, too. :-)

  51. Ya gotta be kidding me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is optimism the equivalent of self-delusion? But, what can you expect for a /. summary.....

  52. Cingulate? by bickle · · Score: 1

    I used to use cingulate, but I switched to verizon.

  53. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    didn't you smoke tons of weed like my buddies and I?

  54. jaegermeister? WTF? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    That shit is NASTY. It's like a braindead mix of cheap whiskey and cough syrup, and the only people I know who drink it are stupid 21 year old mooks with backward baseball caps. Giselle? Ha - she'll end up some billionaire's trophy wife.

    so, unless one of you mooks gets lucky and hits the trillion dollar lottery, fuggedaboutit.

    RS

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  55. Hooray! Finally... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Now we have the first hope in many years of pharmaceutical companies finally coming out with a drug to cure this sad and debilitating mental illness.

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  56. Ah ha! by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    Yes, of course! The rostral anterior cingulate! How could I have been such a fool, why didn't I see that?!

    *bangs head against wall*

    Stupid, stupid, stupid!!

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  57. Intelligence grows on trees by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    Hmm, that sounds very interesting, and very close to what I was thinking about this. I wrote a short story which summarizes the concept, it is called "Intelligence grows on trees". Basically, it is the same thing, but the difference is that I consider one's ability to "measure" possible outcomes to be proportional with one's intelligence, rather than one's level of optimism.

    In other words, it's not a matter of feeling positive or negative about something, but a matter of being able to predict that event. Some things are "feeling-agnostic" and there is no reason for us to feel bad or good about them; emotions should not be involved.

    Optimism or pessimism is a high-level protocol, stacked on top of other things. Reality does not care how you feel about it, so in the end you are a "winner" if you can rationally deal with things, rather than emotionally treat them as good/bad.

    You might also be interested in this book, which is very good: The brain - a decoded enigma. And there are a couple of other examples on my site, which illustrate how math can be applied to life (most of the stories are about social relationships).


    I've always considered myself an optimist, yet I always try to find potential flaws in all my plans which means (according to the author of the book you mentioned) that I am a pessimist. Could that be true? Or maybe we are dealing with different definitions for 'optimism' and 'pessimism'.

    I thought this could have a connection with music; so I made a little experiment, and created an account on last.fm, to see what statistics says about my favourite music. It turns out that Moby's "Why does my heart feel so bad?" (along with other similar songs by Moby) is top rated in my list. Hmmm.. so... am I still an optimist?

  58. Optimists and Pessimists by subl33t · · Score: 1

    Optimists believe we are living in the best of all possible worlds,
    Pessimists fear the Optimists are correct...

    (too lazy to look up the actual quote)

  59. Re:Hooray! Finally... by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    Now we have the first hope in many years of pharmaceutical companies finally coming out with a drug to cure this sad and debilitating mental illness.

    Which? Optimism?

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  60. Re:Hooray! Finally... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Thanks. I think that comment pretty much just cured mine for today.

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  61. I've got a bad feeling about this by Geminii · · Score: 1

    So if someone had an overly active rostral anterior cingulate and amygdala, would that make them Optimist Prime?