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  1. Texas is confusing on 3rd-Grader Busted For Jolly Rancher Possession · · Score: 1

    Principal: Hi Mrs. Poorkid? We caught your kid in school with a gum.
    Mom: So... guns are allowed, no?
    Principal: Yes, no wait. Oh. Never mind then. um wait. crud.

  2. Re:They need something to do on FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cap't Crunch: "I spy... with my little eye.... something that iiiiissss... square."
    Co-Cap't Palm Pilot: "Is it the APU Generator 1 Bus Tie Isolation Button?"

  3. Privacy and translation don't really mix on New Chrome Beta Adds Privacy Controls, Translation Option · · Score: 1

    I can imagine me visiting my online banking and every page I hit gets sent to Google to detect my language and offer to translate my transactions and balances. Does anyone else wonder how much Google knows about my spending habits?

  4. Use Google to fill the gap on What Knowledge Gaps Do Self-Taught Programmers Generally Have? · · Score: 1

    IMO, those who are not self-taught (and spent months in some "History of the Abacus" class) can search the Interweb for code samples and tinker around. One day, they'll fill the gap and catch up to us.

  5. One way "streets" on Google Street View Wants You to Direct New Tricycle Imager · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see the trike take pictures as it goes off Niagara Falls.

  6. Re:So, beat it out of them! on Video Games Linked To Child Aggression · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why does the word "Parents" only show up once in TFA? "Her advice to parents? Move the computer..."

  7. In Poland, Wii flies YOU! on Pentagon Wants Kill Switch For Planes · · Score: 1

    Does this bring back memories of a certain Polish teen who hacked a TV remote earlier this year?

  8. Re:3d porn! WHOOO on HoloVizio 3D, Holodeck 1.0 to Some, Makes Its Debut · · Score: 1

    pr0n is the main driving force for many technologies. It made things popular: - Internet - Movie Theatres - DVDs (especially the multi-angle features) - The VCR.

  9. Re:I just tried this E85 stuff.. it sucks on $1/Gallon "Green Gasoline" In Sight · · Score: 1

    Where are the plug-in hybrids? Sitting in some museum collecting ions.
  10. He on Messenger Flies by Mercury · · Score: 1

    Hey Messenger, bring back more Helium

    Meh, I doubt he's even logged in. Anyone know Messenger's Hotmail Address?

  11. Re:It's a FAKE! on Messenger Flies by Mercury · · Score: 1

    On the subject, I got all excited to see my house on the "Earth Departure Movie" http://messenger.jhuapl.edu/the_mission/flyby_movie.html.

    I was disappointed to see nothing but "Rock".

    No ISS, no communication satellites, no Microsoft Nuclear Weapons Array. Nada.

  12. Re:The answer is NO! on Is DVORAK Gaining Traction Among Coders? · · Score: 1

    Keyboards today should have a 'www.' and '.com' key. That would speed things up. I'd place it somewhere around the 'xxx' key.

  13. Re:Bottom Line on Is SETI@home Where Your Cycles Belong? · · Score: 1

    I'll have you know, I happen to have ET and wouldn't mind a cure for it.

  14. Overheated! on An Alternate Human · · Score: 1

    Unless Myers is willing to install a CPU fan in my chest, I'll keep my brain in my head. While I'm at it, I'll keep other parts that may overheat exactly where they are too.

  15. Re:Obligatory Family Guy reference: on Mysterious 'Forcefield' Tested on US Tanks · · Score: 1

    Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? - The Joker

  16. Re:Ridiculous on Moore Calls Game Discs Ridiculous · · Score: 0

    Discs are Ridiculous.

    Back in my day, I played TradeWars on my BBS, I never used a 'Disc'.

  17. Re:Dark Side of The Moon on Should We Land on the Moon's Poles or Equator? · · Score: 0

    Alright, I'll clarify what BWJones was thinking:

    Put the telescope on the furthest point away from earth, on the other side.

    He meant the "dark side" in terms of noise pollution.

  18. LCD is not ready for FPS, but 2 CRTs are worth it! on State of Multi-Monitor Gaming? · · Score: 0

    LCD vs CRT:
    No matter how fast the pixels show up on the screen, they're just not going away fast enough. I find myself shooting things that just aren't there anymore.

    LCD + FPS = ghosting.
    CRT + LCD = bad color matching.
    2 CRT = almost a footprint problem.

    Needs for a 2nd monitor:
    A second monitor is great for games such as Microsoft Flight Simulator, where you can take instruments such as the GPS, radio, etc. and place them on the second monitor. It's also good for web browsing while gaming. Flight Simulation requires that you look up charts and weather. You can make use of web pages when playing RPG games like WoW and Guild Wars.

    A second monitor is also great for voice communication such as Teamspeak, Ventrilo. It allows you to peek over and see who's talking.

    End of the day: A second monitor is 100% worth it. If you're an avid anything, two 19" monitors go for $300 CAD each.

    As for footprint:
    1. Pull your desk away from the wall
    2. Push your monitors off the end so that the base is on the desk, and the back is on the wall.

  19. 2006 will beat 2005 hands down. on 2005 Was the Hottest Year on Record · · Score: 1

    I was still riding my motorcycle on Jan 13th, 2006...in Canada, nevertheless. Therefore, I look forward to 2006 stealing the gold medal.

  20. Peter Lowe said it was ok... back in 2003 on iPod May Become Next Fair-Use Battleground · · Score: 1

    Anyone else remember Apple's response to reselling iTune Songs?

    "Apple's position is that it is impractical, though perhaps within someone's rights, to sell music purchased online," said Peter Lowe, Apple's director of marketing for applications and services.

    Apple customer resells iTunes song
    Slashback

  21. Finally recognition! on Evolution Named Scientific Achievement of 2005 · · Score: 1

    "It took me 14 billion years and 3 x 10-30M g/cm3 of playdoh. And I got was this lousy achievement award!" - Mr. Universe

  22. The rise and fall of Google on Graphics Coming to Google Ads · · Score: 1

    I wonder who will be the first to write the ultimate article titled: The rise and fall of Google.