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FAA Says No More Minesweeper Or Solitaire In Cockpit

If you like to pass the time playing minesweeper, or checking your Facebook updates while piloting a 900,000-pound aircraft 400 mph, you won't like the latest FAA decision. The agency has asked airlines to create policies to minimize cockpit distractions, including pilots' use of personal electronic devices. "There is no room for distraction when your job is to get people safely to their destinations," said DOT Secretary Ray LaHood. "The traveling public expects professional pilots to focus on flying and on safety at all times."

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  1. Minesweeper by D+Ninja · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should that have been caught when going through security at the airport? I mean, at a minimum, we're talking 10 bombs here...

    1. Re:Minesweeper by davester666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, the pilots should go back to bangin' the steward/ess from First Class...

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    2. Re:Minesweeper by Astadar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the pilots should go back to bangin' the steward/ess from First Class...

      Wait a minute... You're a pilot, aren't you?

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    3. Re:Minesweeper by ndavis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the pilots should go back to bangin' the steward/ess from First Class...

      They would except they can't open the door once the flight takes off so that leaves only the pilot and copilot.

    4. Re:Minesweeper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... confinement made pilot/co-pilot to bang each other?

      "Ladies and gentleman, welcome to... Brokeback Airlines". :-)

      You know... flesh is weak.

      There's no combination of gender between couples (or trios) in the cockpit to avoid this.

      Strange word cockpit.... is like a well.. full of...

    5. Re:Minesweeper by karcirate · · Score: 1

      Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

    6. Re:Minesweeper by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The crew can open the door. I'd also hope that SOMEONE off the flight deck could too - I mean what happens if something happens to the crew?

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    7. Re:Minesweeper by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the pilots should go back to bangin' the steward/ess from First Class...

      They would except they can't open the door once the flight takes off so that leaves only the pilot and copilot.

      Not sure where you heard this, but it's false. On my last flight, the co-pilot came out for a bathroom break. The door probably just can't be opened from the outside.

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    8. Re:Minesweeper by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There's no combination of gender between couples (or trios) in the cockpit to avoid this.

      Gender isn't the half of it, lookyou. I take it never it is that you were flying Ayrlein Cymraeg, boyo.

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    9. Re:Minesweeper by Random5 · · Score: 1

      They can definitely open the door once the flight takes off. It's generally kept locked but the pilots will need a toilet break, food and coffee at some point on most overseas flights, that's why there are two of them!

    10. Re:Minesweeper by John+Saffran · · Score: 1
      I was wondering how pilots would cope with eating and going to the bathroom but it seems that there's protocols in place for that:

      On a recent flight I was sitting in first class when all the stewar... er, flight attendants congregated at the front of the plane. They turned off the lights in the front passageway and moved serving carts to block the aisle at the head of first class and at the beginning of the alcove leading to the flight deck. Then the flight deck door opened and one of the flight officers emerged, went around the first cart and into the front lavatory. Moments later, he exited and went back to the cockpit. The blocking was undone, lights turned back on, and the whole freakin' plane knew the co-pilot had taken a leak.

      http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=729832

  2. MFS by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does the ban apply to Microsoft Flight Simulator?

    1. Re:MFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the ban apply to Microsoft Flight Simulator?

      No, just the FAA certified version of X-Plane.

      http://www.x-plane.com/

    2. Re:MFS by LunarEffect · · Score: 3, Funny

      Excuse me memeing, but...

      Yo dawg, we heard you like flying so we put a cockpit in your cockpit so you can fly while you fly! :D

    3. Re:MFS by VGPowerlord · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but you can get around that restriction with new Microsoft Flight Simulator Simulator 2010! Brought to you by the same people who brought you World of World of Warcraft!

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    4. Re:MFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo dawg, we heard you like flyin', so we put FSX in yo cockpit so you can fly while you fly!

    5. Re:MFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pilot: I wanna see what happens when I crash into this mountain! Wonder if it shows the plane blow up or of it just says 'mission failed'...... Pilot (as an angel): Crrrapppp, wrong one!! I always do that !!!

    6. Re:MFS by JamesP · · Score: 1

      Yes, except if you're playing MFS in the cockpit and you're flying the same thing you're flying on the plane...

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    7. Re:MFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo dawg, we heard you like flying, so we put a flight simulator in your cockpit so you can fly your plane while you fly your plane!

    8. Re:MFS by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm torn between hating you for linkdropping off-topic like (but semi-on-topic) and loving you for linkdropping x-plane...

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    9. Re:MFS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This product should not be used in flight training. Death or serious injury could result."
      Pro'ly not...

  3. They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "focus on flying and on safety at all times" is staring at a big blue sky of nothing for hours on end. That will put anyone to sleep. Let them keep their minds doing something, who really cares what they do.

    1. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats easy, they'll do what they already do.... surf pr0n

    2. Re:They need something to do by Message · · Score: 1

      I care. I don't want them just staring at the big blue sky, I also want them focused on all of those blinky lights and widgets. Autopilots aren't infallible.

    3. Re:They need something to do by Itninja · · Score: 1

      That will put anyone to sleep.

      Not so much. If someone is bored to sleep by this, they have no business piloting jumbo jets. If they do start to get drowsy, let the copilot take the controls for a few minutes (that's what they're for) and splash some water on your face.

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    4. Re:They need something to do by wjousts · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. After take-off they turn on the autopilot and there's not much to do until landing. It would put anybody to sleep, which isn't good if something should suddenly happen. Maybe they should alter the rules so that at least one of the pilot / co-pilot has to be paying attention at all times, or at least ease the ban for very long flights.

    5. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      While our plane doesn't go nearly as fast (~120mph at cruise), we've still had plenty of moments of acute boredom. Try flying through airspace with next to no traffic on a clear day. Even without cruise control, flying straight and level with no turbulence takes almost no concentration. One time, we were the only plane flying through that center's territory at the time, so the only radio communication was when we first arrived into the airspace, and when we were handed off into the next. Add in two pilots, and an autopilot into that situation, and there's no way that it could possibly be healthy for both of them to be spending full time doing flight related tasks (There's simply nothing to do).

    6. Re:They need something to do by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not only have autopilots worked incredibly well in the past, with a high success rate, but the idea is to keep Pilots awake by letting them exercise their mind while in flight.

      Staring at the same blinky lights and widgets all day is going to be about the same as staring at the same blank blue sky.

      A game of solitaire and Minesweeper shouldn't be that big an issue. Its like 10 minutes. If there was a catastrophic failure in that time there are systems in place to warn the pilots, like buzzers and alarms and warning sounds.

      When was the last time we had an airliner NOT get people safely to its destination based solely on a Pilot being distracted?

    7. Re:They need something to do by raddan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My thoughts exactly. If the FAA is going to ban things that keep pilots awake, they need to offer an alternative. Maybe 900,000 lb aircraft should come with games built-in? Something that turns itself off during critical moments. Seriously, did they do a study before they made this ruling?

      I have a lot more faith that a seasoned pilot playing minesweeper knows what he's doing than I do in some lawsuit-averse bureaucrat. That pilot is fully aware that errors will result in not just the deaths of everyone on board, but of himself too.

    8. Re:They need something to do by Kpau · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with this ruling is that it doesn't address what those two pilots were doing --- trying to figure out the latest "point-headed boss FUD corporate BS" that was being hoisted on them. They weren't "playing Minesweeper" they were doing company work... kind of like the long-haul truckers expected to spend ridiculous times driving and yet still do all the corporate BS so they do it while driving.

    9. Re:They need something to do by ircmaxell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So long as one of the pilots is actively engaged in monitoring, why can't the other do something less intensive? The work load is only high enough to really warrant 2 pilots when they are close to the ground (under about 18,000 feet, so during takeoff, climb, late decent and landing). During cruise, I'd rather have them not focus, so they can remain rested for when their attention is really needed. When you have pilots who fly for 8 hours over a 12 hour day with no lunch and nothing more than a bathroom break, playing mine sweeper is the least of my worries. So by this rational, are they going to ban eating in the cockpit as well? What about going to the bath room? Like anything, there will be abusers, but for the vast majority of cases, distractions may actually promote safety by letting pilots get some much needed mental rest (so long as only one pilot is distracted at a time)...

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    10. Re:They need something to do by joocemann · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "focus on flying and on safety at all times" is staring at a big blue sky of nothing for hours on end. That will put anyone to sleep. Let them keep their minds doing something, who really cares what they do.

      What you wrote relates to something I was thinking about this... I realize they must pay attention and that lives are at stake... and I understand the purpose of what they are trying to do here. But what I don't see is any evidence that we have distracted pilots resulting in death to travelers...

      I have yet to hear of a single incident where some distracted pilot crashed and killed people. And so I am forced to ask if this ban/rule ACTUALLY makes any sense. In theory it seems good; but if nobody is actually dying from distracted pilots, wtf? Really.

    11. Re:They need something to do by drbrooks · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the legitimate things that they can do during these long flights. Like studing the latest changes to the regulations, the latest company policies, etc. Most of these things are now available in digital form, so now what are they supposed to do? Print them out and scatter the pages throughout the cockpit?

    12. Re:They need something to do by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

      When was the last time we had an airliner NOT get people safely to its destination based solely on a Pilot being distracted?

      Well, ultimately they did arrive safely, but there were those guys who overshot an entire city last year because they weren't paying attention.

      That might have something to do with trying to crack down on the number of possible distractions in the cockpit. I mean, getting immersed in some piece of software and not realizing you're a half hour late in your descent and that you've overshot by 150 miles or so -- that's not the kind of thing passengers want happening.

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    13. Re:They need something to do by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The B-2 crews get to switch off with one sitting in a lawn chair behind the seats napping or listening to music, why are the commercial flights any different?

    14. Re:They need something to do by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looking down at your little screen instead of out there where there might be passing birds that fly into your engines is really something i want them to have permission to do....instead they should just suck it up as they are paid enormous amounts of money to do absolutely nothing for the length of the trip...i think it should speak for itself....

    15. Re:They need something to do by Volante3192 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pilot: "I spy, with my little eye, something white and fluffy."

      Copilot: "A cloud. Ok, my turn. I spy, with my little eye, something white and fluffy."

      Pilot: "Another cloud. Alright, I spy..."

    16. Re:They need something to do by joocemann · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My thoughts exactly. After take-off they turn on the autopilot and there's not much to do until landing. It would put anybody to sleep, which isn't good if something should suddenly happen. Maybe they should alter the rules so that at least one of the pilot / co-pilot has to be paying attention at all times, or at least ease the ban for very long flights.

      As I wrote/asked in another reply... where are the people dying from these supposed distracted pilots? I've yet to hear about them.

      I have not seen a need for this law. The reason I'm replying to you specifically is that your approach has an implicit degree of acceptance to there being a need; can you give me evidence of this need? I just want to see some form of proof that we need this law/rule/ban in any shape or form.

    17. Re:They need something to do by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Informative

      no, that's the SEC

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    18. Re:They need something to do by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      In addition to the other points above, there are nearly always at least two, and in larger planes often more people, in the cockpit certified to fly the plane. On a 6 hour transcontinental flight, I'd like to think that they're switching off on the "watching blinky lights and widgets" duty. I know how well I can pay attention to blinky lights and widgets for 6 straight hours, and lemme tell ya... it's not all that well. I've been known to zone out watching a three minute install progress bar.

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    19. Re:They need something to do by CaptKeen · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the legitimate things that they can do during these long flights. Like studing the latest changes to the regulations, the latest company policies, etc. Most of these things are now available in digital form, so now what are they supposed to do? Print them out and scatter the pages throughout the cockpit?

      This, I think, was the problem that has generated this rule change. Two pilots for Northwest (now Delta) were discussing the changes in policy around scheduling and flight regulations. One of the pilots had brought out the laptop to go over the new system with the other; they had the auto-pilot on. They then proceeded to overshoot their destination and missed numerous calls from the control towers and the flight crew because they were too engrossed in studying the new applications / changes to the rules. The flight finally got turned around when a flight attendant knocked on the door to get their attention and asked 'Weren't we supposed to land 5 minutes ago'? The pilots then turned the plane AROUND and flew back X miles (like 150?) to land.

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    20. Re:They need something to do by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

      They can clean their handguns.

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    21. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I care. I don't want them just staring at the big blue sky, I also want them focused on all of those blinky lights and widgets. Autopilots aren't infallible.

      Ha! I initially read this as "Autopilots aren't inflatable."
      Haven't you seen Airplane?!

    22. Re:They need something to do by somejeff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cap't Crunch: "I spy... with my little eye.... something that iiiiissss... square."
      Co-Cap't Palm Pilot: "Is it the APU Generator 1 Bus Tie Isolation Button?"

    23. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orrrrrrr They both dozed off, and upon waking up (being the only two who would ever possibly know what just happened) they conspired a story that makes it sound like they weren't at fault and simply victims in the situation.

    24. Re:They need something to do by Da_Biz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just want to see some form of proof that we need this law/rule/ban in any shape or form.

      Before planes, let's start with a form of transportation that A) kills far more people than flying and B) has demonstrated clear and present dangers related to distration.

      Please join me in banning ALL forms of distraction in your automobile, including talk radio, music, the bobble hula-girl you've got on your dash and, above all, naughty children.

    25. Re:They need something to do by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      On planes with fly-by-wire, they should use HUD and the [disconnected] controls to operate a flight simulator. Let 'em practice landing when they have nothing else to do. If some wind speed sensors were mounted around the runways you could send that data to the system (along with weather information) as well.

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    26. Re:They need something to do by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have yet to hear of a single incident where some distracted pilot crashed and killed people. And so I am forced to ask if this ban/rule ACTUALLY makes any sense. In theory it seems good; but if nobody is actually dying from distracted pilots, wtf? Really.

      Sometimes you regulate before people die.

      In this case, the alarmingly distracted pilots last year who way overshot their destination point out how a distracted pilot could cause some serious problems -- up to and including death on a big scale.

      As I recall, they couldn't even be hailed because they simply weren't paying attention -- " During that time, air traffic controllers and the airline's dispatchers made numerous efforts to contact the plane by radio and through text messaging devices." If you're so distracted you can't be reached by radio in the cockpit, something needs to be remedied.

      I understand the pilots need to keep their brain engaged on something so they don't doze off, but they can't get so engaged as to lose track of what they're doing.

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    27. Re:They need something to do by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      but if nobody is actually dying from distracted pilots, wtf? Really.

      Another respondent has already mentioned a commercial flight that overshot its destination not so long ago; maybe the idea is to prevent cases where pilots keep snoozing until their plane runs out of petrol. That might spoil your day if you were on such a flight.

    28. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that that is the extreme case. It wasn't just a distraction, but a completely new focus. If I recall correctly, they were watching a movie and apparently had their radio off or at least in a state they couldn't hear it. To me, that was the main issue, not that a movie was going on, but that they placed themselves in a state that they could not react to a necessary alert.

    29. Re:They need something to do by m0i · · Score: 1

      No deaths, but from TFA
      Last October the pilots of Northwest 188 over-flew their destination by 150 miles because they were using their laptop computers for personal activities and lost situational awareness.
      which is quite serious IMHO

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    30. Re:They need something to do by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      Bravo, sir. I wish I had mod points today.

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    31. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I wrote/asked in another reply... where are the people dying from these supposed distracted pilots? I've yet to hear about them.

      There were those pilots that overshot their destination by an hour because they were in a mandatory training session that they had to do on the airplane because the company would not schedule any other paid time for them to do it.

    32. Re:They need something to do by codegen · · Score: 1

      In modern aircraft they don't even wait for takeoff. The autopilot even handles the takeoff now.

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    33. Re:They need something to do by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, looking down at your little screen instead of out there where there might be passing birds that fly into your engines

      Yeah, I've often worried about all those birds at 36,000 feet while in the cruise portion of my flights....

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    34. Re:They need something to do by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Print them out and scatter the pages throughout the cockpit?

      One thing that struck me while waiting (and waiting...) to board a long-delayed flight last week was how confined is the space that many pilots have to work in (though presumably with more legroom than us mugs have in cattle-class). That alone would (I assume) make the cockpit a stuffy place that would probably send me to sleep.

    35. Re:They need something to do by mea37 · · Score: 1

      ...which is why every plane flown prior to the advent of personal electronic devices crashed.

      If you want to sell the idea that this "no distractions" direction is misguided, I'm willing to listen; but if your best argument is that "nobody" can do something that many, many people have done (stay awake without computer games while piloting a jet), forget it.

    36. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spy, with my little eye, someone about to die...

    37. Re:They need something to do by codegen · · Score: 1

      Given that they are cruising at 900 km/h(560mph for the US), and that the largest bird at that altitude is the Branta canadensis (wingspan about 4 ft), there is no way you are going to see the bird before your engine ingests it. By the way, most bird strikes happen at low altitudes near airports which is not the time when pilots are engaged in these activities, they are way too busy.

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    38. Re:They need something to do by fusiongyro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think one cockup a year is an acceptable rate, especially if it's one non-dangerous one. Forcing them to concentrate on nothing is going to lead to more serious problems as they fall asleep at the wheel instead.

    39. Re:They need something to do by jps25 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only have autopilots worked incredibly well in the past, with a high success rate, but the idea is to keep Pilots awake by letting them exercise their mind while in flight.

      They've also caused accidents, but hey, who cares about facts, eh?

      When was the last time we had an airliner NOT get people safely to its destination based solely on a Pilot being distracted?

      Do you honestly want examples?
      1994: Aeroflot Flight 593
      1987: Northwest Airlines Flight 255
      There are plenty more, but the Northwest Flight 255 is a nice example. They were already way too distracted before take-off that they completely fucked it up and killed 156 people. 154 of 156 passengers on board and 2 on ground were killed.

      They're getting paid to be responsible, alert and to fly the plane, not play minesweeper.

    40. Re:They need something to do by the_tsi · · Score: 5, Funny

      "No, I was thinking of that mountain goat over there."

    41. Re:They need something to do by Golddess · · Score: 1

      So then add some warning buzzers for when the plane is getting close to your programmed destination or something.

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    42. Re:They need something to do by endus · · Score: 1

      I sort of had the same thought. I mean, obviously getting distracted could be bad too...but like imagine a 7 hour flight from Boston to LA in the middle of the night. Not really a lot going on. It almost seems like it might be good to have something to keep them awake and occupied...

      I don't claim to really know the answer here...just a thought.

    43. Re:They need something to do by the_tsi · · Score: 1

      Autopilots aren't infallible.

      But they *are* inflatable. Or, at least, Otto is.

    44. Re:They need something to do by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Nothing's infallible, but the reason we have autopilots is that in the big scheme of things, they're a hell of a lot closer to infallible than a human pilot.

    45. Re:They need something to do by mac84 · · Score: 1

      If two different ground control facilities could not raise the pilots over the radio for several minutes and ATC was in the process of having fighters scrambled, there was a little more than a minor distraction here. If the pilots had said "we took our headsets off and went to sleep" then the FAA would have prohibited that activity. But if just playing solitare means you miss repeated radio calls, then that activity is obviously excessively distracting.

    46. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Various systems randomly pretend to fail and ring loud alarms at random times, unless Mr / Mz Pilot presses the "no, your kidding right?" button. The sound of one of these distinctive alarms on the cockpit recorder might be cause for much derision.

    47. Re:They need something to do by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      That and your doing 485 MPH, you're not going to see the bird until its whipping past (or into) the cockpit windscreen.

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    48. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So have an alarm go off 30 minutes before landing.

    49. Re:They need something to do by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, that was a pretty dangerous cockup, but that was due to the fact they had their radio silenced or whatever.

      They really shouldn't be flying around with that off at all. Even if they're paying attention to the plane, for all they know, the airport they've flying to has suffered some sort of disaster, or another plane is out of control and headed towards where they're flying, or Air Force One pulled rank on their flight corridor, or something external like that, and they should be flying elsewhere. Hell, maybe someone's started hijacking planes again, and the authorities have evidence that their associates are on your plane.

      Not playing attention to the plane the entire time is probably fine, as planes now are so automated that if anything goes wrong, it gives a warning. As long as one of the pilots glances over the controls every ten minutes or so, it would be okay.

      But not paying attention to the outside world via the radio is stupid.

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    50. Re:They need something to do by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      This actually was all prompted by the Northwest flight 188 incident. Given, nobody died in that incident, but most people still consider it a pretty scary scenario.

      Also, there have been crashes caused by distractions-- I recall one where the flight crew was so obsessed with finding the cause of a landing gear failure light that they neglected to check the autopilot settings, or pay attention to the altimeter, and the plane crashed as a result. (In fact, IIRC, they actually bumped the autopilot in the wrong position while turning around in the seat to discuss the landing gear situation.)

      (Lengthy search) Ah, found it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Airlines_Flight_401

    51. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why stop at distractions inside your auto mobile? Women should wear burqas, adverts should be banned, there should be large boards around construction sites - or just anything moving in particular. Mountains and other scenery can be distracting so I suggest all roads should be walled, and as rain and weather can be distracting a ceiling would be good too.

      Playing regulator is fun, can't wait for a video game.

    52. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know if anyone has died yet, but there have been incidents:

      http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/03/18/wayward.pilots.ntsb/index.html

    53. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to buy stock in NON-electronic games that can be put in a pilot's uniform pocket or flight bag.

    54. Re:They need something to do by sheph · · Score: 1

      I don't know, there was this little incident where they overshot the airport by about a half hour. The word is that it was because they were busy screwing with new software on a laptop. I'd agree that autopilot is pretty secure, and there are alarms to alert if something is wrong, but still. If the pilot is being paid to fly the plane that should be their primary concern.

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    55. Re:They need something to do by CBravo · · Score: 1

      And please get your car skills tested every 12 months by an examiner.

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    56. Re:They need something to do by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Flight 225 "crashed" in Romulus shortly after takeoff, and it was never determined whether the loss of power to the Flaps Warning System was accidental or deliberate.

      Coincidence? I think not. Never trust a Romulan.

    57. Re:They need something to do by cyberworm · · Score: 1, Funny

      I agree with you, that in the instance you specified, distractions could have been a very serious problem. Yet, I would chalk this instance up to flat out irresponsibility. My opinion is that having some tasks at hand to keep the pilot's mind functioning during a flight is fine. I feel like with the responsibility and lives being at stake, if the plane is going down, the pilot isn't going to say "oooo, I've almost beaten my high score! Give me one more minute..." My guess is they would drop their GameBoy and get to the task at hand ASAP. Even still, there are idiots out there that will be problematic once in a while, but I'm guessing they are pretty good about screening them anymore. I'd rather have the pilot pass the time playing video games/reading/surfing porn than drinking (like they used to).

    58. Re:They need something to do by iammani · · Score: 1

      Pretty nice example? Mmm...
      Northwest Airlines Flight 255: plane crashed during take-off and was not on auto-pilot (afaik, no auto-pilot can handle take-off or landing)
      Aeroflot Flight 593: they accidentally turned off the auto-pilot and hence the plane was not on auto-pilot.

      The point of discussion, if you had read GP's and GGP's post was how good Auto-Pilot system was and how well it can handle things without pilot intervention and how well it can notify the pilot when something goes wrong (despite the pilot being distracted).

    59. Re:They need something to do by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Your comment is so close to How To Irritate People, but far enough away I can't tell if it's a deliberate reference or not. ;-)

      "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 's'."
      "Sky. ... I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'c'."
      "Clouds."
      "Yep."

    60. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once a decade sounds like this is a pretty rare issue.

    61. Re:They need something to do by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Not only have autopilots worked incredibly well in the past, with a high success rate, but the idea is to keep Pilots awake by letting them exercise their mind while in flight.

      That's all well and good - the problem is the rare occasions when they don't work - especially if people have been conditioned to rely on them.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    62. Re:They need something to do by Blindman · · Score: 1

      If you're so distracted you can't be reached by radio in the cockpit, something needs to be remedied.

      I agree with you 100%, but we are talking about Minesweeper and Solitaire. There is a big difference between minor diversion and totally engrossing secondary activity.

      --
      I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person that I'm preaching to.
    63. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have yet to hear of a single incident where some distracted pilot crashed and killed people.

      Well off the top of my head I know one:

      Continental Airlines Flight 3407 (aka Colgan Air)

      No digital devices and the pilot made some bad recovery maneuvers but the crash was almost certainly caused by distraction.

      If you need proof digital devices can cause distraction search for "texting crash".

    64. Re:They need something to do by timeOday · · Score: 1

      If someone is bored to sleep by this, they have no business piloting jumbo jets.

      I agree that pilots, as individuals, are paid to do a job and are obliged to follow the rules and do whatever they are told to enhance safety.

      On the other hand, as a matter of policy, we are better off changing the nature of the task to be compatible with human nature. Sitting and supervising a robot for years on end, waiting to take over if it fails - which is probably never will - is a situation ripe for human error. How can we fix it?

    65. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But flying a plane is NOT like driving a car. Planes have suffocated auto-pilots (which in theory could even land and taxi the plane). Cars have speed control, you still have to steer, brake. Once at altitude planes have several minutes to respond before something fatal happens, in a car you have a couple of seconds. A plane has annoying alarms on any out of bounds situations, A car doesn't have alarms, which you wouldn't hear anyway with the stereo playing on max.

    66. Re:They need something to do by daten · · Score: 1
    67. Re:They need something to do by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      A quick back-of-the-envelope calculation is that a 747 covers about 1/4 mile every 2 seconds at cruising speed.

      Even if there were birds up there, there's no possible way to spot them and then move a huge plane out of the way to avoid them. Hell, at those speeds, I'd be willing to bet you wouldn't even have time to figure out if they were in the flight path or not before it was too late. With no fixed reference points, those specs 1/4 of a mile away aren't anything you can do anything about.

      I'm all for wiring an x-box into the cockpit, which auto-pauses whenever the plane is under 20k feet, there is a radio transmission, any sort of warning or change in airspeed or direction, and the autopilot is not engaged. When none of those things are happening, I'd rather my pilot be resting his brain, and be ready for the important shit.

      --
      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
    68. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That really sounds like an issue with the pilots, The FCC ruling will not stop them from reading a book or doing other things with the latest copy of Hustler. It just means they cant be distracted by a dvd player or Hulu. But they can still be distracted. I would think a heavy fine for the airline because they guys couldn't be reached by radio when there was no equipment issue would do far more to handle the situation than you cant take an ipod touch with you into an airplane.

    69. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're well paid, so they shouldn't complain about it being a boring job.

    70. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're getting paid to be responsible, alert and to fly the plane,

      It's that alert issue that concerns me the most. I am more concerned about a board pilot tuning out, or falling asleep.

    71. Re:They need something to do by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Since they didn't even respond to radio calls, my guess is they were asleep... if so, they likely would have performed better with a little minimally-distracting mental stimulation - such as solitaire. Seriously, I think it should be looked into.

    72. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you haven't heard of Eastern Airlines flight 401 then?

    73. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will put anyone to sleep.

      Not so much. If someone is bored to sleep by this, they have no business piloting jumbo jets. If they do start to get drowsy, let the copilot take the controls for a few minutes (that's what they're for) and splash some water on your face.

      You seem to assume that there needs to be pilot intervention to keep these things flying. There doesn't.
      A pilot of a modern airliner is only marginally required to land and take off, and then only really if there is an emergency.
      The rest of the time they just monitor controls, this is not something that requires there full attention for the duration of the flight

    74. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Northwest Flight 255 is a nice example. They were already way too distracted before take-off that they completely fucked it up and killed 156 people.

      what relevance to distractions during cruise? we already say no distractions during takeoff/landing

    75. Re:They need something to do by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%, but we are talking about Minesweeper and Solitaire. There is a big difference between minor diversion and totally engrossing secondary activity.

      Actually, we're not talking about Minesweeper and Solitaire. Those got thrown in by the editor or the submitter -- neither TFA nor the referenced FAA statement specifically mention those.

      This is an "InFO" (Information for Operators) -- basically it's a memo saying people should refrain from doing things which can distract them from the operation of the aircraft.

      And, really, depending on the person and the context, I've seen Minesweeper become a totally engrossing activity.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    76. Re:They need something to do by Rastl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Autopilots aren't infallible.

      I read that as "Autopilots aren't inflatable." Anyone else make that mistake? Anyone?

    77. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only have autopilots worked incredibly well in the past, with a high success rate, but the idea is to keep Pilots awake by letting them exercise their mind while in flight.

      They've also caused accidents, but hey, who cares about facts, eh?

      "A high success rate" does not imply a success rate of 1. If autopilot has caused problems, that does not immediately invalidate the hypothesis that autopilot has worked very well.

      What if doing something (like Minesweeper) causes an accident one time of out a million, but prevents an accident (due to whatever the equivalent of "highway hypnosis" is for the air) at a higher rate (say for every 1 crash it causes, 10 are prevented)? The simple fact that it can be a causal factor in accidents doesn't ipso facto make it bad. Obviously if we can make the number of crashes smaller that'd be great, but you can't simply say "it's caused problems, it's bad". That's like saying that airbags are problematic because people have died as a direct result of them. Sure, that's true: but how many would have died without them?

      Your response was unnecessarily rude, especially when you're at least as guilty as the OP of distorting reality.

    78. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A game of solitaire and Minesweeper shouldn't be that big an issue. Its like 10 minutes. If there was a catastrophic failure in that time there are systems in place to warn the pilots, like buzzers and alarms and warning sounds.

      Moreover, in addition to the auto pilot, the pilot is a redundant role. It's entirely possible for one of the pilots to amuse himself with a game of minesweeper while the other pilot watches the blinking lights and empty sky.

      I can see the utility in a regulation that prohibits both pilots from being distracted in the cockpit, as was the case with the incident when the pilots overshot the airport, but prohibiting either of them from entertaining themselves seems like overkill.

    79. Re:They need something to do by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how many flights there are in the continental US every year, much less the entire world?

      One distracted flight crew out of literally millions is pretty damn good, if you ask me.

    80. Re:They need something to do by LarrySDonald · · Score: 1

      Hear hear. Eight hours of "paying attention to flying"? Not thinking so. Let them play cake!

    81. Re:They need something to do by Kymermosst · · Score: 1

      Wow, one notable commercial flight since 1918 (the start of what was considered the "golden era" of aviation) overruns its destination due to distracted pilots and now we have to go regulating everyone.

      If we followed this policy with cars by banning every activity that might result in a mishap (even one with no deaths), nobody would drive.

      --
      "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    82. Re:They need something to do by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      How many accident investigations come back as "pilot error" or "human error"? How many of those are due to "pilot distraction"?

      I think once you think of it that way, you'd take back the whole, I've-yet-to-hear-about-anybody-dying-from-pilot-distraction thing.

    83. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Study? FAA?
      HA!

    84. Re:They need something to do by Obfuscant · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not only have autopilots worked incredibly well in the past, with a high success rate,

      I was fascinated to learn that the Garmin G1000 glass-cockpit based C182 aircraft I was riding in (and will eventually have to pass a checkride in) has about fourteen different ways of immediately disabling the autopilot system. For a system that works so incredibly well, it seems odd there would be so many ways of killing it in an emergency.

      The autopilots (servos and actuators) are often quite a bit stronger than the pilot himself, so any autopilot failure can easily overpower the pilot. For this to happen at low altitude (such as while on a CATIII approach) would be fatal.

      Unfortunately, the idea that autopilots allow a pilot to use his mind to do something else is dangerous. "How long has that oil pressure reading been at 0?" is a lot more likely to happen if the pilot has spent the last half hour reading a novel instead of scanning the instruments while flying the plane. Yes, cruise flight is the most boring phase, but there's things for the pilot to do that doesn't prevent him from flying.

      And of course, autopilots are why distracted pilots result in aircraft flying well past their destinations, like the one that flew out over the ocean instead of landing in Hawaii, or the well-known recent one over MN.

    85. Re:They need something to do by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I downloaded some old songs off that thing that we don't mention. I remember one of them was along the lines of:

      "A bomber pilot's job's an easy one,
        Yes a bomber pilot's job's an easy one,
        With the autopilot's on he's reading Playboy in the John,
        A bomber pilot's jobs's an easy one!"

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    86. Re:They need something to do by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So then add some warning buzzers for when the plane is getting close to your programmed destination or something.

      What, like having air traffic control or the airline's dispatcher repeatedly trying to hail you on the radio and by text messages to see why you're not responding like you should?

      These guys weren't paying attention to the operation of the aircraft at all -- if you can't tell that someone is calling you on the radio, a buzzer wouldn't do a damned thing. Chances are, one had already gone off.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    87. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Birds at 10000 feet ? Man you live on another planet ...

    88. Re:They need something to do by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      "They're getting paid to etc" isn't a tenable position. It's almost always a bullshit argument, but in this case doubly so - the point being made is that the human brain does not have the capacity to be maximally responsible and alert in the situation pilots find themselves in while flying a normal flight. You cannot expect someone to be on high alert for hours in an a visually and aurally static environment, not without one hell of a lot more intensive training than pilots receive (think long-term espionage level for that type of near-autism-spectrum trained ability). Even driving a ground vehicle long distances is hard on the brain. So you provide pilots with some level of stimulation that prevents them from going into a coma. Then you balance that against the requirement to avoid dangerous mistakes from idstraction.

    89. Re:They need something to do by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      "Planes have suffocated auto-pilots"

      I've seen the movie - cut off their air and they deflate.

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    90. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One distracted flight crew out of literally millions is pretty damn good, if you ask me.

      Only three hijacked planes on Sept 11 out of literally millions is pretty damn good, if you ask me. Maybe this airport security stuff is over-rated too?

      Seriously? Are you that dumb?

    91. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever been a pilot?

    92. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up Eastern Airlines flight 401. Its called subtle incapacitation of the crew. With FOUR people in the cockpit nobody noticed that they were about to fly into flat terrain at sea level. Granted they were distracted by a piece of malfunctioning cockpit equipment it could have just as well been anything else.

      Also look up Northwest flight 255. The pilots were distracted and took off without their flaps and slats retracted.

      Lets also not forget the Northwest pilots that overshot their destination by 150 miles because they were on their laptops.

    93. Re:They need something to do by coredog64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The way it's supposed to work, the soonest the pilot should engage the autopilot is after retracting the
      landing gear. On the landing side, if you have a new(er) aircraft and the appropriate equipment on the ground,
      the autopilot can land the aircraft. IIRC, the weight-on-wheels sensor cuts out the autopilot when it engages.

      (This is all hazy memories from my time as a DS-9 @ Boeing)

    94. Re:They need something to do by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      "focus on flying and on safety at all times" is staring at a big blue sky of nothing for hours on end. That will put anyone to sleep. Let them keep their minds doing something, who really cares what they do.

      Who cares? I bloody well care. A pilot playing minesweeper is a pilot not paying attention to the instruments (they do more than just look at the sky you know) - and a pilot not looking at his instruments is a pilot who might not catch a trend before it become a Problem.
       
      Given a choice between a pilot who needs to be kept entertained like a four year old, and pilot doing his job and thus more likely to get me on the ground alive - I'll chose the latter every single time.

    95. Re:They need something to do by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Until something goes wrong, which it does far more often that is reported in the media.

      --
      I judt got a nre Kinesis keybiartf so please excusr ant egregiou typos.
    96. Re:They need something to do by Silver+Surfer+1 · · Score: 1

      Distracted pilots are indeed a problem and often it leads to a fatal mistake.

      Flying into a mountain or taking off from the taxiway rather than the runway. Cockpit recording play backs from these fatal crashes always have the crew focused on everything but flying. Often they don't notice right up until the end.

      A pilots job is to continually scan all instruments and be alert to anything that could be a problem during flight. There are plenty of close calls than never see the light of day thank God.

    97. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually according to most people I know, yeah, that's better than dealing with the TSA every time you want to make a flight in or out of the US, getting stripsearched or at least groped up, and having your lip gloss thrown away for being a 'liquid'.

      So yeah I'd rather see 3 planes due to 'freedom' than I would get groped up to save them, or me.

      But given the past 9 years I guess I'm in the minority.

    98. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um yeah. Sure they were distracted.You had the ATC yelling at them the entire time they overshot, and they magically paid attention at the point in which the voice recorders would not contain any recording of the previous flight when they landed(voice recorders only have 30min of data). The whole "we were fiddling with our laptop" excuse sounds more like a cover up of there napping.

    99. Re:They need something to do by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Fakeo Air flight 999
      Type: Controlled flight into terrain
      Toll: 54 casualties

      Cause of accident: Gameboy lodged in rudder pedal

    100. Re:They need something to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised. In semi-populated areas or higher your talking with ATC a lot (vectoring around other traffic, handing off between controllers), working your radios etc.

      You don't just fly up and go in a straight line. You follow the VOR radios, ATC instructions, etc.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    101. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you can! Same way the military does it! Feed 'em amphetamines! Not only do you get pilots alert for hours on end, but the cockpit will be sparkly fresh!!

    102. Re:They need something to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      For anyone else who doesn't know, there are particular transponder codes that are supposed to be set should radio comms be lost. A pilot not responding and not setting that code (but still having a functional transponder) screams emergency.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    103. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was fascinated to learn that the Garmin G1000 glass-cockpit based C182 aircraft I was riding in (and will eventually have to pass a checkride in) has about fourteen different ways of immediately disabling the autopilot system. For a system that works so incredibly well, it seems odd there would be so many ways of killing it in an emergency.

      It always seemed odd that any little problem would lead to the autopilot disengaging. If some value (like airspeed) is too large or too small then surely it's safer for the autopilot to "do the right thing" than to just give up and walk out.

    104. Re:They need something to do by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yeah, looking down at your little screen instead of out there where there might be passing birds that fly into your engines is really something i want them to have permission to do....instead they should just suck it up as they are paid enormous amounts of money to do absolutely nothing for the length of the trip...i think it should speak for itself....

      Very few pilots make "enormous amounts of money". An airline pilot starting out makes less money than a bus driver, and it grows pretty slowly. A few guys at the top of the pyramid make a ton of money, but isn't that the same everywhere?

      --
      Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
    105. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars are different since they don't (yet) have auto-pilot. You need to constantly monitor the roadway or else you will quickly end up in a heap on the side of the road.

      An interesting thing that was found when they first started building the interstate highway system- they were trying as hard as possible to go from point A to point B in as straight a line as possible, and after the roads were opened, the accident rates were higher than they expected on the straight long stretches. As it turns out, that occasional curve challenges you, and keeps you alert. Those long monotonous stretches don't keep you on your game. From my own experience, on long road trips I have found myself on an auto pilot of sorts, where my hands are usually somewhere near my lap, gripping the steering wheel just enough to make the minor corrections necessary on the gentle curves of most interstates, where I clearly am not at full alertness, and a car stopping in short in front of me would have a high likelihood of catching me off guard.

      Airspace, aside from the area right around busy airports, is many orders of magnitude less congested than our roadways. The chance of a midair collision is far far slimmer, and every case I can think of has happened near an airport.

    106. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoh whoh whoh! hold your horses there!

      you can't compare apples to oranges, just like you can't compare jumbo jets to private cars.

      if the level of automation that exists in the aerospace industry also existed for the auto world, nobody would think twice about letting people text while driving.

      However much I agree that people DO need less distraction while driving, I do not for one second agree that people shouldn't be able to keep their mind busy when it's not otherwise needed.

    107. Re:They need something to do by rilian4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amen. This one mistake will now cost every other commercial pilot in the country. It's the same thing with gun laws. Punishing the innocent instead of the guilty. Punish the pilots who screwed up...not the entire remaining staff of pilots who didn't. This is a stupid and ultimately harmful answer to what happened.

      --

      ...quicker, easier, more seductive the darkside is...but more powerful, it is not.
    108. Re:They need something to do by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1, Troll

      I love the over reaction to the "150 miles or so" how about you put that in perspective, something that is often forgotten by the media these days. The cruising speed for a modern jet liner is over 500 mph closer to 600mph source. So some basic math tells us that to overshoot the runway by 150 miles means they were distracted for a whopping 15 minutes. Don't tell me you've never missed an exit while having a conversation with a passenger in your car. It happens.

      Also they could have had a favorable tail wind they weren't expecting so they were on what was supposed to be a 6 hour flight and it ended up taking 5 and a half hours, they check 15 min before they were supposed to land and they overshot by 15 min. Once again, not that big a deal.

    109. Re:They need something to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      ... and your car given a complete inspection prior to each use.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    110. Re:They need something to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      yea... the ALT HOLD goes off for whatever reason, and the plane begins a slow descent. Nobody notices because the only indication of this is the little ALT HOLD light turned yellow (instead of green).

      The next alarm you are gonna be getting is the radar altimeter annunciator (5 HUNDRED... 4 HUNDRED... 3 HUNDRED) and LOW ALTITUDE.

      By that point, assuming nobody was looking outside, you don't have much time to react.

      (though, I'd also hope you had a fancy new transponder that could report altitude (and that you hadn't turned that function off) so that ATC might yell at you first)

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    111. Re:They need something to do by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I'm not sure what we'd do without your helpful advise, being an expert pilot and all.

    112. Re:They need something to do by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Informative

      I love the over reaction to the "150 miles or so" how about you put that in perspective

      Perspective? You want perspective? How about these tid-bits from the link I provided earlier ...

      The crew of Northwest Flight 188 was out of radio contact with radio controllers for 77 minutes

      and

      When the flight attendant called him, Cheney said, he looked at an onboard display and saw no flight plan, then looked at a navigation display and and saw Duluth, Minnesota, to the left and Eau Claire, Wisconsin, ahead to the right.

      This isn't "missing an exit because you're having a conversation with a passenger". This is ignoring the fact that your GPS is telling you to turn right, your wife is telling you that you've missed the exit, and ignoring the police car with his lights flashing indicating that the road is closed ahead.

      Then, to top it all off ...

      First Officer Cole told the safety board that after the pilots discovered their error, he noticed several messages on a display instructing the crew to "contact ATC [Air Traffic Control]." Cole said he then "inadvertently" pushed the "delete all" button, erasing all the dispatch messages.

      Neither pilot could remember what happened to the cockpit paperwork, the report says. "Both stated they believed the Northwest chief pilot who met the aircraft may have taken possession of it," it says.

      This isn't a little "oops" we're talking about here. This isn't getting slightly distracted. This is a prolonged period of not being in control of a friggin' aircraft, and then doing some really dodgy things afterward which essentially wipes out the whole audit trail the system is supposed to have. So, we don't even really know WTF they were doing.

      You're trying to find plausible reasons why this shouldn't be such a big deal -- maybe you should read a little more about what happened. Because, the people who are more closely associated with this are using much harsher terms than you seem to think applies.

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      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    113. Re:They need something to do by julesh · · Score: 1


      Cap't Crunch: "I spy... with my little eye.... something that iiiiissss... square."
      Co-Cap't Palm Pilot: "Is it the APU Generator 1 Bus Tie Isolation Button?"

      "Hah. No. Obviously, it's the APU Generator 1 Bus Tie *Automatic* Button."

    114. Re:They need something to do by wjousts · · Score: 1

      But flying a plane is NOT like driving a car.

      Errr...never said it was.

    115. Re:They need something to do by wjousts · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. After take-off they turn on the autopilot and there's not much to do until landing. It would put anybody to sleep, which isn't good if something should suddenly happen. Maybe they should alter the rules so that at least one of the pilot / co-pilot has to be paying attention at all times, or at least ease the ban for very long flights.

      As I wrote/asked in another reply... where are the people dying from these supposed distracted pilots? I've yet to hear about them.

      I have not seen a need for this law. The reason I'm replying to you specifically is that your approach has an implicit degree of acceptance to there being a need; can you give me evidence of this need? I just want to see some form of proof that we need this law/rule/ban in any shape or form.

      I don't disagree at all, but I think most passengers would feel more comfortable with thinking that one of the pilots is paying attention. It's theater. Just like the security checks at the airport.

    116. Re:They need something to do by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      I believe it is a subconscious reference. I've seen that skit, I LOVE that skit, but I haven't seen it recently or often enough that I can quote it verbatum.

    117. Re:They need something to do by julesh · · Score: 1

      "How long has that oil pressure reading been at 0?" is a lot more likely to happen if the pilot has spent the last half hour reading a novel instead of scanning the instruments while flying the plane.

      Only in the highly unlikely event that the audible warning system has failed for some reason. Besides, the regulations suggested wouldn't prevent a pilot reading a novel: only electronic entertainment is forbidden.

    118. Re:They need something to do by bennomatic · · Score: 1
      Two points:
      1. Do you think that, at 400 MPH, if there were anything smaller than a mega-flock in your trajectory, that you could easily and safely swerve around them? I don't think that, when you're going over 600 feet per second visual contact is going to help much.
      2. Average salaries for airline pilots in the US are not exactly "enormous". They mostly do it because they love flying, not because the money is there. Many of them have second jobs to make ends meet.
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    119. Re:They need something to do by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Oh, and if you don't believe me on item #2, listen to Captain Sully.

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    120. Re:They need something to do by eulernet · · Score: 1

      I have yet to hear of a single incident where some distracted pilot crashed and killed people.

      Ok, make your choice:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_error

      For example:

      23 March 1994 - Aeroflot Flight 593 crashed on its way to Hong Kong. The captain, Yaroslav Kudrinsky, invited his two children into the cockpit, and permitted them to sit at the controls, against airline regulations. His fifteen-year-old son, Eldar Kudrinsky, accidentally disconnected the autopilot, causing the plane to bank to the right before diving. The co-pilot brought up the plane too far, causing it to stall and start a flat spin. The pilots recovered the plane but it crashed into a forest, killing all 75 people on board.

    121. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this isn't an indication that something needs to be done on a regulatory level. This is a matter of a pilot making a mistake, a dumb one, and paying the price for it. If this were a matter where every pilot seems to overshoot their destination because they are too distracted by minesweeper (or in this case, a flight scheduler, which means they had their minds still on work but off their job), then a regulation would be in order.

      Saying "yes, something needs to be done" is a knee-jerk reaction to a possible problem that, in all likelihood, won't ever have an effect on the public. Many thousands of flights occur each day without incident and there are probably many thousands of pilots that are playing minesweeper, watching youtube, or whatever else and still get their job done.

      Some government official saying "this must be stopped!" is just his way of posturing so he looks better to the public than meeting the needs of the public. Where was the public outcry over this incident? Where were the people saying "our lives are at risk and we need action!" It got a little press, but not enough to warrant any fearmongering. Government officials trying to do something for the sake of doing something are what put us into very awful positions that have far worse consequences than if we had just left the problem sort itself out.

    122. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that there was something more going on in that cockpit than just a little minesweeper. How else are you not able to hear the radio?

      I don't know if they were having sex, sleeping, or what, but whatever they were doing they disconnected from the radio, and were so distracted they lost track of time for over 20 minutes.

      I don't see that as likely when you are playing a game of solitaire compared to whatever they were doing.

    123. Re:They need something to do by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup - there was an article posted here ages ago about an X-ray system for airports that randomly would add in images of guns/knives/etc for the operator to find. The operator would hit a button when they spotted the item and it would disappear from the screen. Of course, if it were a real weapon it wouldn't disappear and then the operator would sound the alarm.

      The machine then kept score. A low score indicated a distracted operator and signaled a supervisor.

      Instead of staring blankly at a screen that contained nothing 99.999% of the time the operator would be engaged in actually finding things maybe 10% of the time.

      A plane could do the same thing - it could from time to time cause an indicator to go out of range or something like that and the pilot would have to spot it. Or it could have sanctioned games built in or something like you suggest.

      Humans can't just stare at blue sky and unmoving gauges for hours on end - we're not wired for it. Simply threatening to fire people doesn't work. You need to give their brains something to do.

    124. Re:They need something to do by naarok · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they should build in a flight simulator! Pilots could exercise their emergency skills. Just hope they don't get confused.

    125. Re:They need something to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the potential loss of life in flight is higher (and with a higher fatality chance... sure they don't crash nearly as often, but I'd argue that the percentage of fatalities vs injuries or walk-aways is much higher).

      Also, aircraft are a hell of a lot more expensive, and when they DO have a mishap, can ruin properties way beyond what a pileup can do (ie, one crash can take out a good 10 homes and damage more)

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    126. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is something that first crossed my mind. They're going to be so bored they're going to fall asleep. Maybe if one pilot paid attention while the other did something interesting, and switching off now and then, things would be better?

    127. Re:They need something to do by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they should build in a flight simulator! Pilots could exercise their emergency skills. Just hope they don't get confused.

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    128. Re:They need something to do by Boot10it · · Score: 1

      Mayeb they could just talk and have a cup of tea and a catch up session, Oh hang a minute wasn't there too many people talked with that last plane/ helicopter crash over the Hudson?

    129. Re:They need something to do by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Like... one incident that didn't result in death?

      On another post of mine someone replied with another single incident Eastern Flight 401.

      These two, combined, only resulted in one crash, which may have been inevitable anyway due to landing gear failure distracting the pilots... And considering the thousands and thousands of flights out there --- I don't feel there is a big enough case or need for this kind of regulation.

      There are crashes. And though they result in less deaths than automobiles, they are still bad... But considering that 'distraction' is basically one of the extremely low causes of any flight issue --- its just a bit ridiculous to be regulating it.

      And I'm sure there are plenty of overlapping laws that already cover a pilot being negligent.

    130. Re:They need something to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to repeat something I said to someone else earlier with a similar remark.

      That's probably a bad idea.

      Should an emergency happen, imagine just how easily you might mix up a number from the simulator with what reality dictates?

      Oh shit, I thought we were 15,000 feet higher than that!

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    131. Re:They need something to do by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree at all, but I think most passengers would feel more comfortable with thinking that one of the pilots is paying attention. It's theater. Just like the security checks at the airport.

      This is DEFINITELY theater. There are very likely other laws that already pertain to pilot negligence to their duty. And since when has a regulation of this nature EVER truly affected how people carry out their lives... it doesn't. They weigh their responsibilities and try to make the best assumptions, but break the regs because they feel they will do things correctly anyway --- and in the end almost every time they are right. And the almost absolute lack of evidence that we need this regulation demonstrates how these people really are quite responsible in reality.

      This really is nothing more than a 'show' for the chicken-littles to get a little peace. Nevermind that they need therapy... God forbid someone fixes their own problems -- such as being overly paranoid and fearful of every little thing with risk in it... aka life.

      Kick chicken little. He won't remember it in 11 seconds anyway.

    132. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I wrote/asked in another reply... where are the people dying from these supposed distracted pilots? I've yet to hear about them.

      Buffalo. Distraction was cited as a role in the crash (in addition to inexperience). Additionally, it doesn't take a huge leap to consider that the same sort of distraction that caused two Northwest pilots to not notice they were 200 miles past their airport might also cause potentially dangerous conditions. The airline industry sort of likes to prevent problems before people actually start dying.

    133. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when those two geniuses last year were flyin gfrom san diego to minneapolis and overshoot minneapolis because they were supposedly tryin gout the "new flight scheduling software"

    134. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A game of solitaire and Minesweeper shouldn't be that big an issue. Its like 10 minutes. If there was a catastrophic failure in that time there are systems in place to warn the pilots, like buzzers and alarms and warning sounds.

      Agreed. These planes fly at 30,000 feet. I haven't done the math, but they must take at least 12 minutes to fall that distance. Plenty of time for the pilot to finish his game AND save the day...

      All joking aside, I work for the US Navy. I simultaneously laugh/shudder every time I work on Windows based mission computers and see that the two most commonly used applications are Minesweeper and Spider Solitaire.

    135. Re:They need something to do by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They need an indicator so the pilots know they overshot a destination...which I could have sworn was in glass cockpits already.

      "half hour late in your descent and that you've overshot by 150 miles "

      That's a bi-product of the speed they were going. It's the same thing, no and needed.

      They were wrong, but I think this rule is nothing more then PR.

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    136. Re:They need something to do by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You are correct, but this rule won't do anything to stop people who are breaking the rules already.

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    137. Re:They need something to do by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "For a system that works so incredibly well, it seems odd there would be so many ways of killing it in an emergency.

      The fact that you are training to be a pilot and done'; know why there are a loot of ways to disable the autopilot is a testament to lousy training.

      Millions of millions are flown, many hundreds of planes are in the air all the time. The failure due to autopilot is extremely low.

      In fact you can take off, cruise, and land all on autopilot.

      Of course, we live in a world where a pilot that fails to avoid geese is a hero.

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    138. Re:They need something to do by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Should an emergency happen, imagine just how easily you might mix up a number from the simulator with what reality dictates?

      Such training should help pilots more rapidly focus on the actual situation, especially if each one is different, not that pilots aren't already typically well-trained to check their cardinal gauges.

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    139. Re:They need something to do by Random5 · · Score: 1

      Oldschool black boxes, sure. Modern ones? They'll record an entire 10 hour flight, easy.

    140. Re:They need something to do by jp102235 · · Score: 1

      Autoland came about in the 60's, (along with auto-flare and auto-throttles, i believe) - the 747 had auto brakes and spoilers upon WOW (weight on wheels) - I am pretty sure no one taxis on autopilot, maybe the global hawk. The next step is Cat III C ils.
      I am pretty sure there are systems that simply takeoff as well - I know certain autothrottle systems are made to operate before takeoff roll

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    141. Re:They need something to do by jp102235 · · Score: 1

      1) no, those guys overflew hawaii cause they were lousy pilots.

      2) big planes (I got thousands of hours in them) absolutely have to use autopilot, and it is required when crossing the "pond" on the north atlantic tracks.

      3) auto pilot makes air refueling easier on the reciever (he is stuck with manal however)

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    142. Re:They need something to do by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You are correct, but this rule won't do anything to stop people who are breaking the rules already.

      We are not talking about a new rule that has been established by the FAA.

      The FAA has issued an InFO (Information for Operators) reminding that cockpit distractions are bad. The InFO is located here-- is in fact referenced by the second link in the summary.

      In TFA (second link anyway), they make reference of the Sterile Cockpit Rule which they did impose in 1981.

      Basically, the Sterile Cockpit Rule is that pilots shouldn't be doing anything but flying the plane when they're supposed to be flying the damned plane. Most especially, while they're supposed to be doing take-off and landing.

      The FAA has issued a memo indicating that operators should stress to their pilots that they need to keep the number of personal electronics and other distractions in the cockpit to a minimum so they're not violating existing FAA rules.

      This is more of a reminder that pilots shouldn't really have their laptops powered up while they're supposed to be piloting.

      The timing of this likely coincides with the fact that in March:

      A pair of Northwest Airlines pilots who had their licenses revoked after losing contact with air-traffic controllers for more than an hour and flying roughly 100 miles past their destination airport last fall could return to the cockpit in a matter of months, under the terms of a settlement with federal regulators.

      I realize a lot of people think they can text and drive a car, but messing about with other stuff while you're supposed to be flying a plane is a big deal. The FAA is reiterating that stance.

      Sorry to be so vocal (and pedantic about this), but having been around airlines as part of a previous job, it's something I kinda get a little protective of when people act like the incident this is all about wasn't really a potential disaster.

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    143. Re:They need something to do by jp102235 · · Score: 1

      yea, they give us stuff to do: position reports, equal time point monitoring, divert field status, fuel plan validation, winds PIREPs (pilot reports), and if you have it, you dial up the HF radio and try to listen to canadian/european stations.
      not as easy as it may seem, for instance
      I flew across the atlantic and halfway there I had the shut down one my engines.... yea ... definitely not bored then.

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    144. Re:They need something to do by jp102235 · · Score: 1

      Humans can't just stare at blue sky and unmoving gauges for hours on end - we're not wired for it. Simply threatening to fire people doesn't work. You need to give their brains something to do.

      we've been doing this for years... no big deal... my jet had beds in the crew area... certain organizations don't mind you napping at all.

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    145. Re:They need something to do by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      Of course, we live in a world where a pilot that fails to avoid geese is a hero.

      An Airbus A320 isn't the most nimble of aircraft. After take-off, I'd imagine it's traveling at a good clip... 150-200 knots. A Canadian goose's wingspan ought to be around five feet... it's length, three feet. To be able to spot that bird and react quick enough to maneuver the aircraft to avoid the birds? Yeah, right.

      We still can't prevent a two ton (-ish) car traveling ~60 mph from hitting a deer on a highway... and you want an Airbus to dodge birds?

    146. Re:They need something to do by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Ideally, yes - they would check their "T" before they go about doing anything.... but really. Do you want to risk that?

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    147. Re:They need something to do by fusiongyro · · Score: 1

      I can hardly disagree with that, but I don't think that's exactly what this legislation is aiming to do.

    148. Re:They need something to do by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Right. It's usually:

      aviate, navigate, communicate

      Now it'll have to be:

      stay awake (now requiring conscious effort), aviate, navigate, communicate

      On a routine flight the chances are now higher the pilots will grow fatigued from boredom and start making bad mistakes. Besides, overshooting the airport isn't a big deal when you consider that any landing you walk away from is a good landing.

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    149. Re:They need something to do by Nyder · · Score: 1

      "focus on flying and on safety at all times" is staring at a big blue sky of nothing for hours on end. That will put anyone to sleep. Let them keep their minds doing something, who really cares what they do.

      How the fuck is this insightful?

      That is his fucking job. to fly the fucking plane.

      I don't give a fuck if it's boring, so is a night shift sercurity job, but that don't mean they should just read a book all night.

      Pilots get paid nice for the boredom. They're job is to fly the plain safely, from point a to point b.

      I don't care if it's night and there is nothing to see out the windows. They need to be focusing on their job, or quit. period.

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    150. Re:They need something to do by Nyder · · Score: 1

      I think one cockup a year is an acceptable rate, especially if it's one non-dangerous one. Forcing them to concentrate on nothing is going to lead to more serious problems as they fall asleep at the wheel instead.

      That cockup is acceptable, i'll bet, until it happens to you?

      I supposed it's okay for truck drivers to just hit cruise control and take a nap in the back?

      I hope to god I never have to get into anything that your are in charge of.

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    151. Re:They need something to do by ztransform · · Score: 1

      I have not seen a need for this law. The reason I'm replying to you specifically is that your approach has an implicit degree of acceptance to there being a need; can you give me evidence of this need? I just want to see some form of proof that we need this law/rule/ban in any shape or form.

      Feel free to read the news sometime, buddy.

      "The guidance announced Monday comes after an October 2009 incident in which two Northwest Airlines pilots overshot the Minneapolis airport by 150 miles because they say they were engrossed in a complicated new crew-scheduling program on their laptop computers."

    152. Re:They need something to do by ndege · · Score: 1

      I have heard said a number of times that the pilot is always the first one to the crash site.

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    153. Re:They need something to do by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      How can you get from "One person, who ignored everything around him to the detriment of the flight" to "All pilots must be the same as him, and will ignore everything around them if minesweeper is allowed"

      - This is a clear case of That individual wasn't distracted by other tools and thus fucked up.. it's more like that individual WILLFULLY ignored everything around him and thus fucked up.

      Normal pilots who are doing their jobs properly will be able to immediately respond and monitor things while doing something else, because they themselves decide what priority to put minesweeper or facebook in.

      Pilots who have already decided to ignore normal procedure will do so even with a in-flight magazine and their penis.

      Minesweeper or facebook do not make a bad pilot.

      - This is regulatory nonsense, blame is being put on the wrong thing here.

    154. Re:They need something to do by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      "No, I was thinking of that mountain goat over there."

      Pilot: Ok good one. I spy with my little eye something very big under the mountain goat.

      Copilot: OH GOD PULL UP! PULL UP!

    155. Re:They need something to do by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      Concur. Anyone who disagrees should pull up a flight simulator and try that Dulles-Heathrow route once without the time acceleration turned on*. It's worse than riding cross country in the back seat of a station wagon.

      Is this in reaction to the two pilots that were busy "training" and overflew the airport +30 minutes?

      -ellie

      * Remember, the passengers are going to get upset if you get bored and fly the plane upside down for a while. ;)

    156. Re:They need something to do by Itninja · · Score: 0, Troll

      Glad to offer 'helpful advise [sic]' whenever I can. Once need to be an expert to understand technology that has been commonplace for several decades. I am not an electrical engineer either, but I can also offer advice on how to install a light bulb ;)

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    157. Re:They need something to do by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The navy would be an obvious source if ideas here. Ships have had watches for centuries, and a watch that doesn't see anything isn't any better than no watch at all. I suspect that modern navies rotate them frequently as a result.

    158. Re:They need something to do by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      You think that because you fly on a plane, you have something meaningful to add? Do you think that knowing how to install a light bulb means you're qualified to tell an EE how to do their job?

      And that's my point, you're not qualified to offer any advice to either profession.

    159. Re:They need something to do by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Boy, you're right. I guess only [insert job title] are 'qualified' to insist other [insert same job title] stop playing video games while on company time and while 100's of lives depend on their being ready for anything. I'll remember that the next time I see a news report of an on-duty cop surfing porn in his patrol car. Who am I tell him how to do his job anyway?

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    160. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Straw man arguments are lies.

      But then, lying comes easy to you, doesn't it? You were doing it freely all day, after all.

    161. Re:They need something to do by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      you are talking about a portion of the flight where you are at ease,
      not the rest of the flight where you are ascending, descending or avoiding climate obstacles.
      But being a pilot, I am sure you know all about that....

    162. Re:They need something to do by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      That last big plane crash which they attributed to a flock of birds
      where all the passengers died in the middle of the ocean makes your point seem, well, pointless

      As for using devices I am merely saying, let's not give them any distractions to
      look away for whatever reason, where that fraction of a second might make the
      difference between life and death for 300 passengers, mmmmkay?

      Défois, il faut qu'on se répete et répete avant que les têtu comprenne...
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    163. Re:They need something to do by Itninja · · Score: 0, Troll

      facts that conflict with your naive worldview != lies

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    164. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be meaningful if you had posted any facts. You didn't.

    165. Re:They need something to do by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Boy, you're right. I guess only [insert job title] are 'qualified' to insist other [insert same job title] stop playing video games while on company time and while 100's of lives depend on their being ready for anything.

      Maybe you should talk to a pilot, because you just sound ignorant. Try this, sit down a computer, and set your screen saver. Then stare at it for five hours. Do nothing else. Tell me how alert you are.

      I'll remember that the next time I see a news report of an on-duty cop surfing porn in his patrol car. Who am I tell him how to do his job anyway?

      Well since you're such the expert, you also should tell that cop how to handle a hostigate situation, what to do during a bank robbery, how to gather evidence after a woman has been raped. I mean, you know it all, right dipshit?

    166. Re:They need something to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a regulation not a law.

  4. Talk and Fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can we please ban them for talking to the traffic control centre too? Just like we're banning cellphone use in cars?

    Thanks.

  5. Far Side by Itninja · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the classic showing two pilots asking aloud "say...what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?". We could add (before this ruling) "sweet! I just beat your high score on Minesweeper.".

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    1. Re:Far Side by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Kind of reminds me of the coloring book scene in Air America. :)

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  6. Who is surprised by this? by Message · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With the ban on texting and cell phone use with out a handsfree device for public transportation and the trucking industry, who finds this surprising? I'm only surprised that this wasn't already banned.

    1. Re:Who is surprised by this? by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure it was already banned in concept, just like text messaging for motor vehicles.

          You are not allowed to operate a motor vehicle while distracted. Reading and sending texts is a distraction. No new laws were required, the existing laws simply needed to be applied.

          The same applied to aircraft, known as the Sterile Cockpit rule. It explicitly stated activities under 10k feet, but other rules apply, and any pilot would know that they are in control of their aircraft and must maintain the safety and security of their aircraft.

      Title 14: Aeronautics and Space
      PART 91--GENERAL OPERATING AND FLIGHT RULES
        91.13 Careless or reckless operation.

      (a) Aircraft operations for the purpose of air navigation. No person may operate an aircraft in a careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of another.

      (b) Aircraft operations other than for the purpose of air navigation. No person may operate an aircraft, other than for the purpose of air navigation, on any part of the surface of an airport used by aircraft for air commerce (including areas used by those aircraft for receiving or discharging persons or cargo), in a careless or reckless manner so as to endanger the life or property of another.

          So, if the flight crew are playing with their laptops, and not listening to ATC, nor paying attention to their flight, they are in violation. There's no need for extra rules, other than to make it abundantly clear that they are suppose to be flying the plane.

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    2. Re:Who is surprised by this? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      With the ban on texting and cell phone use with out a handsfree device for public transportation and the trucking industry, who finds this surprising? I'm only surprised that this wasn't already banned.

      I can't help but wonder which one will be enforced more (or which will be easier to enforce). It is quite difficult for a police officer to see when someone driving is sending a text message - particularly if the person in question is driving an 18-wheeler and the officer is in a crown vic - but who is going to keep tabs on the pilots?

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  7. Boredom by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't modern airliners basically fly themselves once they're at cruising altitude? What are these pilots supposed to do, stare at the unchanging instruments for hours until their eyes glaze over and they pass out? Checking every gauge on the instrument panel every 5 seconds for 8 hours during a transoceanic flight might sound exciting to most of us, but I bet it isn't as great as it's cracked up to be.

    1. Re:Boredom by BradleyUffner · · Score: 2, Funny

      The pilot's job is the feed the dog. The dog's job is to stop the pilot from touching the controls.

    2. Re:Boredom by Arcaeris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are correct. The plane largely takes care of itself, except for emergency situations. These new rules will create a lot of very bored pilots.

      We're already quite a step up from the days of porn magazines littering passenger aircraft cockpits. Now you can't even have digital porn either.

    3. Re:Boredom by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, it saves the airlines the cost of cleaning the sticky mess off of the controls after every flight.

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    4. Re:Boredom by Dzimas · · Score: 1

      Yup. It's like being a long distance truck driver, except without the steering wheel and rest stop hookers. Not to mention that mechanical failures are harder to tend with when you can't just pull over to the side of the road.

    5. Re:Boredom by DriedClexler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. This idea is superficially appealing, but doesn't recognize the reality of what a lot of modern piloting is like. It reeks of being an overreaction to the recent -- but extremely rare -- incident of pilots being so caught up in a distraction that they overshot their destination. This was an isolated incident of irresponsible -- and PAIRED -- pilots, who turned off many of the countermeasures that are supposed to prevent such a disconnect.

      I am not a pilot, but realistically, I would think that pilots need to keep their minds engaged, even if it's not something related to flying the aircraft itself. It seems more harmful to *force* them to be bored, increasing the probability of e.g. falling asleep or "zoning out".

      I can't accept that this was a reasoned decision by intelligent, safety-oriented professionals, rather than a directive from politicians above.

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    6. Re:Boredom by vlm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't modern airliners basically fly themselves once they're at cruising altitude?

      Well, if by that, you mean the pilots don't need to flap their arms like wings, yes, correct.

      I never did the ATP thing, but talked to a lot of instructors, etc. A friend of mine did the ATP thing for awhile, but I never asked him much about it. In practice, you spend most of your time balancing and prioritizing four tasks in addition to flying the plane.

      1) There is no such thing as a flawless plane. Something is always acting up. That's why you have triple/quad redundancy on everything. Every flight you get to write up a report for the mechanics ranging from "paint scuffed on wall behind coffee maker" all the way up to "excessive smoke from engine #2". Also you get the joyous task of baby sitting all currently unfixed problems. Is, in fact, the fridge temperature steadily 3 degree too high, or is it increasing, decreasing, what? Exactly how much cabin air leakage is acceptable? So, side job #1, aircraft nurse.

      2) Your bosses, ATC and HQ, love status updates. Basically your two bosses like to say hi. Often. They just wonder where you are, hows it going, whats new dude, why aren't you working harder, etc. Often HQ will ask you to do non-pilot tasks while you're flying; dude could you go over that new laptop driven timesheet application with your coworker in your immense spare time? Over water you talk somewhat more often just in case you fall out of the sky. Over land, you'll get constantly rerouted by ATC. ATC likes you to switch frequencies all the time. So job #2 get bossed around.

      3) Fight the power. Believe it or not, weather changes. Those thunderstorms move all over, avoid them. Icing levels? Always changing. Winds shift. Wind shear.. shears. Meanwhile, your plane at your load of fuel and cargo is most efficient at this temperature when flying at 350 knots indicated and flight level 350, but ATC wants you to temporarily reroute to a different alt and speed. And you'll have to bug them to adjust back, and figure out a plan to make up for lost time. Meanwhile the boss wants you to arrive on time, ATC be damned, and also burn less of that expensive fuel, and while you're taking requests, how about magically making all the turbulence go away. That's what I mean by "fight the power" its you, maybe with a copilot buddy, against the whole freaking world. Once in a while, you get a smooth blue sky flight in empty skies and everything is on time and nothing unplanned happens, but only once in a while...

      4) Customer service. The passenger in seat 54 is an arrogant jack*ss do I have permission to throw him out the escape hatch? Passenger 23 is irate because last time he flew, the other airline lost his baggage and wants to know what you're going to do about that. Passenger 87 says his lunch is no good and wants a refund. Usually the attendants take care of most of this, unless its escalated, in which case you step in the middle of a bad situation. Kind of like a cop at a domestic disturbance call.

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    7. Re:Boredom by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The passenger in seat 54 is an arrogant jack*ss do I have permission to throw him out the escape hatch? Passenger 23 is irate because last time he flew, the other airline lost his baggage and wants to know what you're going to do about that. Passenger 87 says his lunch is no good and wants a refund.

      I bet things were easier before Passenger 57 stopped paying his taxes. You could just delegate these jobs to him ;)

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    8. Re:Boredom by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      What mess? They were reading them for the articles.

    9. Re:Boredom by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are these pilots supposed to do, stare at the unchanging instruments for hours until their eyes glaze over and they pass out?

      Sexual experimentation.

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    10. Re:Boredom by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It's like being a long distance truck driver, except without the steering wheel and rest stop hookers.

      When did the airlines get rid of stewardesses? At least they still have blackjack, right?

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    11. Re:Boredom by ncy · · Score: 1

      it might make more sense to just design the emergency warning system to be more sensitive to anything that could possibly be going wrong, and to have a louder recognizable alert for anything needing immediate attention, and a less obnoxious beep for suspect things that might be going wrong. i mean, isn't that very much like what a smoke alarm does, or how some car alarms will give a warning beep before sounding full blare? i dont think it'd be hard at all to look up from a computer, book, or PDA if you heard an alarm, and in whatever scenario, seems like you'd still have to take a few seconds to figure out exactly what's going on anyway, whether you're drowsy from boredom, immersed in daydreaming, playing a game, etc. i'd rather it be the latter things, because i think boredom-drowsiness probably takes longer to get back into the right frame of mind. i dont think they're even allowed to have non-flight related chit-chat either, iirc

    12. Re:Boredom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CAT IIIc ILS in theory (if ever implemented) would have to land, rollout and taxi the aircraft in zero visibility automagically. Imagine the extra games of minesweeper you could squeeze in!

    13. Re:Boredom by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

      You are correct. The plane largely takes care of itself, except for emergency situations. These new rules will create a lot of very bored pilots.

      No, what this new rule will do is create a lot of pilots who are now forced to violate a regulation in order to PREVENT an unsafe condition from occurring. (Namely, falling asleep.)

      When you can be expected to be on duty for 16 hours a day flying as many as six separate legs, fatigue is DEFINITELY an issue. Sometimes the difference between an alert pilot and a sleeping pilot is keeping your mind busy/active during that "boring" cruise phase.

    14. Re:Boredom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, but then it would no longer be the cock pit

  8. Not a lot to do on many flights... by PatHMV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look, for most flights, there's just not a lot to do in between take-off and landing. What are the pilot and co-pilot supposed to do on long flights, where the auto-pilot is doing everything for several long hours, just sit there and stare into space? I'd rather they be keeping their minds awake and alert by playing a video game than getting bored and dozing off. What's next, will they ban reading and talking to each other in flight, too? I'm all for regulations about what they can and can't do just before, during, and after take-off and landing, but this categorical ban seems like good politics but bad policy.

    1. Re:Not a lot to do on many flights... by vxice · · Score: 1

      you would rather they be doing something to keep them occupied because you understand the risks of a bored pilot. General public doesn't. These rules are to satisfy them. A lot of them are probably wondering why this hasn't been taken care of already.

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  9. I tagged this "aww" by chocapix · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I tagged this "aww".

  10. Cockpit Boredom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 - 12 hrs in a cockpit of an airbus or boeing plane - that for all practical purposes flies itself once at the cruising altitude can kill people with boredom. I agree that pilots cant fall asleep - but without any distractions, including games, I think the pilots will go crazy.....

    I think pilots should be allowed to work with their laptops etc., but maybe have a camera in the cockpit to make sure they dont fall asleep, and mandate that headphones should be on. This would prevent stuff like pilots overflying airports.

    But give the pilots a break - flying, day in and day out - is not fun!!!

    1. Re:Cockpit Boredom by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

      This isn't realy about 10 to 12 hour flights. This is the FAA telling American pilots to not over shoot Minnesota again.
      "Put the fucking game boy down and fly the plane"
      not so much to ask.
      nobody said your job would be fun.

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    2. Re:Cockpit Boredom by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      They managed before. They should be able to manage it still.

    3. Re:Cockpit Boredom by Kleppy · · Score: 0

      I always wondered who kept getting my ass handed to me in PokeMon Diamond (for DS) and the Pilots giggled as I walked past them and off the plane.

      I'm always bored as hell sitting on a plane. No movie, no food and the fat guy next to me taking up two seats who smalls awful. I need something to do, I can only imagine how boring and mundane that must be in the cockpit. At least find a way to get the flight stick to work with MechWarrior 3 for them!

    4. Re:Cockpit Boredom by jimthehorsegod · · Score: 1

      But give the pilots a wage - flying, day in and day out - is not fun!!!

      Seems a much more reasonable suggestion. No, it's not fun - but it is being a pilot, and that's what they do. Frankly I'm not sure they'd enjoy my job (I'm not sure I do) buy, y'know, c'est la vie...

    5. Re:Cockpit Boredom by pcgc1xn · · Score: 1

      Mind you have you ever been to Minnesota? I live there and *I* keep wanting the pilots to overshoot it. The pilots probably just felt the same way.

    6. Re:Cockpit Boredom by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

      Hey, I need those seats, you insensitive clod.
      and they tell me that you will get used to the smell.

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    7. Re:Cockpit Boredom by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

      I live in Wisconsin.
      so, yes, I have been to Minnesota.
      and let me tell you, It's a long walk from N. Dakota (or wherever they land)

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  11. Autopilot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps the FAA is unaware of this new fangled autopilot technology. Heck, some of the larger planes will even land themselves.

    1. Re:Autopilot! by fbjon · · Score: 1

      The problem with autopilots is keeping the pilots aware, alert and capable for the times when AI's fail and humans need to save the day. If the plane flies itself all the time, the pilots won't be able to handle the difficult situations as well, which is the reason you need human pilots in the first place.

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    2. Re:Autopilot! by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      Try keeping an aircraft straight and level for hours on end, day after day. It'll drive you crazy. It certainly won't do anything for your ability to handle an emergency.

      Kind of like learning to drive a car in a snowstorm... you won't learn how the car handles on a slick snow covered road by driving for hours on a dry four lane highway.

    3. Re:Autopilot! by Altus · · Score: 1

      I suspect its more like driving on the Pennsylvania turnpike. One of the first large roads built, its pretty much totally straight. Most highways have some turns in them, a little something to keep you from going totally stir crazy.

      When your just driving straight for hours and hours on end its very easy to drift off and loose focus.

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  12. Checking your facebook status? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Over what network connection? Use of devices that transmit on an airplane is forbidden by FAA regulations. Surfing the web is out of the question; they have to rely on the porn they have cached on their hard drive.

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    1. Re:Checking your facebook status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't exactly true. According to part 91.21 of the federal aviation regulations, governing the use of portable electronic devices, these devices are forbidden on aircraft being operated by an air carrier or any aircraft under IFR. However, there are a few specific devices which are explicitly allowed, as well as a blanket exception for any PED the aircraft operator has determined will not cause interference with navigation or communications systems on that aircraft. This means that the airline or pilot is allowed to permit the use of any particular device they choose.

    2. Re:Checking your facebook status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where Internet on CD comes in handy !

    3. Re:Checking your facebook status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, ever hear of in-flight wifi?

    4. Re:Checking your facebook status? by berashith · · Score: 1

      so this is why those guys at the SEC were saving so much porn!

    5. Re:Checking your facebook status? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just what they tell you to stop you from stealing any of their bandwidth while they're surfing the GBs of kinky porn they need to keep themselves amused for 7 hours of autopilot time.

  13. And they should, after all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they're being paid close to minimum wage.

    Remember Capt. Sully retired due to pay cuts.

    Do you trust your life in the hands of a pilot working for $10/hr. Yes, I know min wage is $7.15, but in the good old days a pilot could support a wife and a mistress, and sometimes child support as well.

    1. Re:And they should, after all... by mschuyler · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, Captain Sully retired because he turned 60, which is the mandatory retirement age. He was and is certainly angry about the pay cuts and the pension devaluations, but that is not the REASON he retired; he was forced to.

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    2. Re:And they should, after all... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, and piloting was a skill and you didn't have autopilot. welcome to the age of automation.

      and BTW:
      A general comparison of starting monthly First Officer pay by airline*:
      ~ AMERICAN - $2,240
      ~ CONTINENTAL - $2,500
      ~ DELTA - $3,640
      ~ FED EX - $3,700
      ~ NORTHWEST - $2,574
      ~ SOUTHWEST - $3,744
      ~ UNITED - $1,950
      ~ US AIRWAYS - $1,875
      ~ UPS - $2,187
      *all without per diem, based on minimum monthly guarantee, first year pay in smallest fleet type

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  14. Check Facebook? by areusche · · Score: 1

    How in the world are pilots supposed to check facebook while flying? I can never get a signal while up in the air.

    1. Re:Check Facebook? by eln · · Score: 2, Funny

      They use one of those Pringles can antennae, except instead of a Pringles can they use the fuselage of the aircraft. It's not difficult, the trick is attaching your laptop to the outer metal skin of the airplane. You can do it yourself, you just need to take a power drill or something of that nature on to the plane...don't worry, just explain to the security guys what it's for, they'll be okay with it.

    2. Re:Check Facebook? by jimthehorsegod · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the issue is with them flying at 2,000ft to get a signal...

  15. Possible Strike? by Demodian · · Score: 1

    Will having to do their jobs be yet another reason for the pilots' union to strike? They have enough to worry about flying the plane safely. Dealing with their on-line profiles or playing computer games is not a responsible thing to do while in the plane cockpit.

    1. Re:Possible Strike? by boneclinkz · · Score: 0

      They get paid about as much as a McDonalds restaurant manager.

    2. Re:Possible Strike? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      They get paid about as much as a McDonalds restaurant manager.

      Or much less. In many cases the person who cleans your plane after a flight is paid considerably more than the person who just flew your plane to its destination. I kid you not.

    3. Re:Possible Strike? by boneclinkz · · Score: 0

      Or much less. In many cases the person who cleans your plane after a flight is paid considerably more than the person who just flew your plane to its destination. I kid you not.

      I know, I'm friends with a regional pilot. His compensation is appalling.

  16. Posting while Flying by 0101000001001010 · · Score: 1

    I cannot wait for the first comment along the following lines:

    "Yep, flying a jumbo at 20000 feet right now.

    Posted from my iPad."

    1. Re:Posting while Flying by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I got one from my cousin (who flies for a Major), "41000 mach .88 Posted from my Blackberry" texted to me once

    2. Re:Posting while Flying by ProfanityHead · · Score: 1

      Airline pilots could never afford an iPad.

    3. Re:Posting while Flying by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I cannot wait for the first comment along the following lines:

      "Yep, flying a jumbo at 20000 feet right now.

      Posted from my iPad."

      "Sacked for flying my jumbo 20,000 feet below cruising altitude".

      "Still paying off loan required to buy Ipad".

      "Ipad traded to pawn shop for new bottle of rot gut".

      "Cheap Ipad available for Joes pawn shop, $495. Facebook account included. Financing available".

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  17. So the FAA doesn't read about these things first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hinton Train Collision

    One possible interpretation of that train disaster is "Boring work environments make people fall asleep while working after disabling safety mechanisms as necessary to let them do so". Since, with autopilot engaged, there are no mechanisms that require the pilot to be awake, the pilots can fall asleep without anyone noticing...

    Smart. Real smart.

  18. Yeah me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I rather have a sleeping pilot than a distracted one. Remember folks, the bigger the organization the least likely it is they make decisions for the common good, unless that somehow collides with the big picture.

  19. Really!! by DWRECK18 · · Score: 1

    Ok I am going to go with GOOD! Honestly I would rather have them paying attention to what they are doing. They chose the job of flying planes and regardless of whether or not theres autopilot I want them paying attention. The have a copilot so if they need to take a break to get some coffee or hit the head they can. But really they shouldn't be occupying themselves with facebook or anything of the sort. I want to be SAFE...maybe this could be a reason for some of the crashes where people say well "its unexplained" as of right now.

  20. I predict really long toilet breaks... by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    They'll be getting that minesweeper time on their iphone while dropping some "air mail" in brown packages.

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    1. Re:I predict really long toilet breaks... by sheph · · Score: 1

      What's the matter? Was the modem before your time???? Get off my lawn!!! You're lucky I don't come over there and bludg.....?#$ NO CARRIER

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  21. they should ban auto-pilot also by a2wflc · · Score: 1

    Otherwise pilots will end up falling asleep or finding something to do with the flight attendants that will most likely be more dangerous than playing minesweeper. They aren't supposed to be doing those either, but if I'm going to break the rules it won't be by playing minesweeper.

    "focus on flying and safety" does not require staring at warning lights until they start blinking. It requires keeping your mind alert and being physical able to react when the lights blink and the alarm sounds.

    1. Re:they should ban auto-pilot also by Message · · Score: 1

      when is the last time you have flown? Have you seen the flight attendants lately? Remeber all those hot ones back in the 80s... well they are still there... and they aren't so hot anymore...

    2. Re:they should ban auto-pilot also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may not be as hot, but boy, do they have experience! And that trumps hotness any day!

      Makes me wonder why Muslims are so into the virgin thing. Experienced girls are far better; they actually know what they're doing. ;)

  22. Next thing you know we won't be able to... by Orga · · Score: 1

    play minesweeper or solitaire while compiling the code for the autopilots. Next stop.. no bugs in software!

  23. Integration of games into flight control systems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are plenty of high resolution displays in modern aircraft why not just repurpose some of them for playing video games during the cruise phase of a long flight.

    If the plane starts to crash the plane would automatically pause the game and present a dialouge to the pilot "The plane is crashing, please do something about it or you'll die without ever having finished your game"

  24. Counter-intuitive results by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many of us have been berated for doodling while listening to a lecture in class? It's something that's oft criticized, and yet recent evidence has shown that doodling helps us pay attention by managing boredom. This counter-intuitive result makes it clear that what's really going on isn't always obvious.

    I'm not going so far as to say that dickering on a netbook is a good idea when flying a commercial aircraft, but I will say that we should do some kind of study of the real effects of such "distractions" on real-world metrics like accident history, etc. We may well find that "distractions" result in better-qualified pilots remaining on the job rather than moving on elsewhere, and a subsequently reduced accident rate, even if individual pilot performance is somewhat reduced.

    While phrases like "900,000 pound aircraft at 400 MPH" sound dramatic, the truth is that the aircraft are almost universally on auto-pilot, are flying somewhere above 30,000 feet, and are being monitored by RADAR at all times, so that any close calls cause planes to be diverted. And a "close call" is anything under 3 MILES of horizontal separation, and 1000 feet of vertical separation, so we aren't talking about a situation where you would even SEE the other aircraft without knowing exactly what direction to look for it.

    Statistically speaking, it's safer to fly on a commercial airliner than it is to VISIT a family member in a hospital!

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  25. translated for international slashdot visitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you like to pass the time playing minesweeper, or checking your Facebook updates while piloting a 408000 kg aircraft 644 km/h, you won't like the latest FAA decision. The agency has asked airlines to create policies to minimize cockpit distractions, including pilots' use of personal electronic devices. "There is no room for distraction when your job is to get people safely to their destinations," said DOT Secretary Ray LaHood. "The traveling public expects professional pilots to focus on flying and on safety at all times."

    1. Re:translated for international slashdot visitors by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Nice bit of metric snobbery there, but the airline industry still uses knots to indicate airspeed and feet to indicate altitude....

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    2. Re:translated for international slashdot visitors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder they crash every now and then.

  26. temporary fix by archangel9 · · Score: 1

    This will be a completely moot point when SKYNET becomes self aware.

  27. Oh my God.. by arcanumas · · Score: 1

    The *last* thing we need is bored pilots: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh_shsRfXqk (monty python video)

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    1. Re:Oh my God.. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Full attribution, while it's the Monty Python troupe, it's actually from John Cleese's How to Irritate People.

    2. Re:Oh my God.. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Erm... I thought Cleese was part of the troupe?

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    3. Re:Oh my God.. by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      He is...it's just the source clip isn't from a "Monty Python" source.

      Saying 'How to Irritate People' is a Monty Python bit is akin to saying 'A Fish Called Wanda' or 'Brazil' are Monty Python bits.

  28. On a positive note by xednieht · · Score: 1

    At least they haven't banned pilots from joining the mile high club....

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  29. I support this ban by Fdisk81 · · Score: 1

    Nintendo DSs are still cool though, right?

  30. Typical Government Over-Regulation. by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

    Obviously, the free market could've fixed this problem better. The planes that are piloted by minesweeper-playing pilots would crash, leading to less people flying that particular airline.

    I mean, you'd have to have a few thousand deaths or so first, but you do have to break a few eggs to make an omelet

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    1. Re:Typical Government Over-Regulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes. that's right. Because before now, since it's been perfectly OK to play minesweeper, we've seen all these crashes, this regulation is just absolutely necessary to keep everybody safe.

      How do you even get up in the morning? I guess you must wait until your government tells you it's all safe outside.

    2. Re:Typical Government Over-Regulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you even get up in the morning? I guess you must wait until your government tells you it's all safe outside.

      Yeah, those are called weather reports. Provided by NOAA, by the way. I check them, as well as anyone else who doesn't want to get soaked on the way to the office.

    3. Re:Typical Government Over-Regulation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't go to work if it's raining out? Wow, I wish I had a cushty government job where i got paid whether I work or not. Unfortunately I live in the real world where if it's raining, I get wet going to work and I do my job.

  31. Shiny by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    All work and no play makes Jack a dull pilot

  32. Training by quercus.aeternam · · Score: 1

    Why don't they do flight simulations? They could practice flying a plane, while flying a plane!

    I'm all for letting pilots practice emergency scenarios - or even routine scenarios. They might even re-route the regular flight controls to the simulator as long as switching back control is fast and clear.

    1. Re:Training by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo Dawg, I herd u liek flying, so I put a plane n ur plane so u can fly while u fly.

    2. Re:Training by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      This onion article already covers that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw8gE3lnpLQ

    3. Re:Training by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      That's probably a bad idea.

      Should an emergency happen, imagine just how easily you might mix up a number from the simulator with what reality dictates?

      Oh shit, I thought we were 15,000 feet higher than that!

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  33. Enforcment by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    They can pass any laws they want, but who enforces them?
    I might be wrong here, but at least for the majority of flights are the pilots the highest ranking people on the plane? and I doubt that a stewardess will go so far as to report a pilot.

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  34. Textbook example of unintended consequences? by gblues · · Score: 1

    This is obviously coming along with the increased focus on removing distractions from driving (cell phones, texting, DVDs, etc). The problem is that flying a plane has almost nothing in common with driving a car, beyond some rudimentary instrumentation similarities and the overall goal of getting from point A to point B. The skies are not crowded like a freeway--a pilot doesn't have to worry about the plane next to him cutting him off on the way to LAX, because there is no plane next to him--flight paths are planned well in advance. The pilot only has to worry about situations that can't be handled by auto pilot, like mechanical failure or turbulence.

    So, in other words, the FAA is saying, "We want you to give your full attention to flying, but you can't do anything to keep yourself awake." I don't care how much sleep you get, a 17+ hour trans-Atlantic flight with nothing to do but check your instrumentation is going to bore you to sleep. In trying to improve flight safety, this is going to have the opposite effect.

    1. Re:Textbook example of unintended consequences? by Shompol · · Score: 1
      17+ hour trans-Atlantic flight? You better not get distracted on that NC-4 of yours, a collision with a seagull could be fatal.

      The first aircraft to fly the Atlantic...The flight began at Trepassey, New Foundland on May 16, 1919 and after 17 hours the NC-4 arrived at Horta, Azores.

  35. You Mean The 410 Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    described Flight 3701:

    The two pilots were exploiting the performance of the empty CRJ-200 on the ferry flight. The pilots decided to test the limits of the CRJ, and join the "410 Club," referring to pilots who pushed CRJs to their maximum approved altitude of Flight Level 410 (41,000 feet).

    The incident started when the pilots performed several non-standard maneuvers at 15,000 feet, including a pitch-up at 2.3g (23 m/s) that induced a stall warning. They set the autopilot to climb at 500 ft/min to FL410. This exceeded the manufacturer's recommended climb rate at altitudes above FL380. In the attempt to reach FL410, the plane was pulled up at over 1.2g, and the angle of attack became excessive to maintain climb rate in the thinner upper atmosphere. After reaching FL410, the plane was cruising at 150 knots (280 km/h), barely above stall speed, and had over-stressed the engines.

    The anti-stall devices activated while they were at altitude, but the pilots overrode the automatic nose-down that would increase speed to prevent stall. After four overrides, both engines experienced flameout and shut down. The plane then stalled, and the pilots recovered from the stall at FL380 while still having no engines. At that altitude, there were six airports within reach for a forced landing. This led the pilots to pitch nose down in an attempt to restart the engines, which requires a dive sharp enough to attain the required 300 kt for a windmill restart to make the blades in the turbines windmill at 10% N2. The captain did not take the necessary steps to ensure that the first officer achieved the 300-knot or greater airspeed required for the windmill engine restart procedure and then did not demonstrate command authority by taking control of the airplane and accelerating it to at least 300 knots.

    However, the turbine blades expanded contacting the honeycomb labyrinth seals allowing the metal to scrape on each other when the engine overheated with zero core rotation. When the engine is shutdown at altitude, the core begins to cool and the stator, including the static Interstage Static Seal (ISS), contracts at a faster rate than the adjacent rotating parts in both the radial and axial direction because of its faster thermal time constant. The relative rate of cooling of the stator and rotor results in an alignment of the rotating seal knife-edges aft of the normal operating groove in the static seal. If the clearances are tight enough and the relative cooling rates are right, contact can occur between the static and rotating seal elements. The resulting stiction can temporarily prevent the rotor from turning when only the force of ram air is applied to the core. Air turbine starter (ATS) torque has been shown adequate to overcome this stiction.NTSB Accident Information Brief Update for October 29, 2004 Thus, when the engine cooled, the assembly did not match anymore and the blades could not rotate freely. The crew ended the descent when they had reached 230 kt but neither engine core (N2) ever indicated any rotation during the entire descent. Since they were too high for an APU start, the ram air turbine (known as an "Air Driven Generator" on Bombardier products) was deployed to power the aircraft, and the crew donned oxygen masks as the cabin slowly depressurized due to loss of pressurization air from the engines.

    The crew glided for several minutes. The crew then tried to restart engines using the APU at 13,000 ft. This was again unsuccessful. They then declared to Air Traffic Control (ATC) that they had a single engine flameout. At this point they had four diversion airports available to them. After continuing unsuccessfully to attempt to restart both the left engine (two times) and the right engine (two times) for over 14 minutes, while utilizing the emergency restart procedure, much altitude was lost. Despite their four auxiliary power unit-assisted engine restart attempts, the pilots were unable to restart the engines because the

    1. Re:You Mean The 410 Club by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      No, the Mile High Club

  36. We could pay pilots more than fast food workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, most pilots start at a disgustingly low salary and stay there. There's a disproportionate amount of them that receive government assistance, such as food stamps. Starting at 17k/year in some companies, they make less than an assistant manager at Jack in the Box.

    Yeah, I want that guy flying my aircraft even more depressed about his job.

    Yea for deregulation!

    1. Re:We could pay pilots more than fast food workers by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      This is old data, but: http://www.pea.com/imd/airline-pilot-salary.asp

      There was nothing around $17k/yr. Do you happen to have any reference for what you're claiming, or are you making up stats on the spot to prove your point?

    2. Re:We could pay pilots more than fast food workers by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      According to Salary.com, median pay for a small jet co-pilot is right around $80k, only the bottom 10% make less than $55k. And that's both small jet and co-pilot. For a large jet, captain position the median is about $115k and the 10% mark is $90k.

    3. Re:We could pay pilots more than fast food workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa. I write those now-banned games for living and I earn almost the median copilot wage :)

    4. Re:We could pay pilots more than fast food workers by tweak13 · · Score: 1

      All the sites with good current info are paywalled so I can't link you to anything. The lowest I found was US Airways, paying their first year FO's $21,000. The average is much higher at about $35,000.

      Not exactly $17,000/yr but still pretty damn low considering the many thousands of dollars spent on training to get you that entry level position.

    5. Re:We could pay pilots more than fast food workers by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Agree, it's pretty low. $21k/yr is pretty bad. I wonder how much work that actually is, of course... but still, that's pretty low...

      I wonder how US Airways gets anyone to fly. hehe. Maybe they all transfer to US Airways and already have experience..

    6. Re:We could pay pilots more than fast food workers by lgw · · Score: 1

      My brother is an airline pilot. Low 20s is normal when you're starting out, and it can take many years to reach somehting normal for a "professional salary". Everything in the airlines is senority based, and after a couple of years with your first employer you usually change to someone better, which drops you to the bottom of the senority list at the new airline and will often be a pay cut. God help you if you have to change employers mid-career, as that often means you'll never reach the high-paying positions.

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  37. Let me be the first to say... by qmaqdk · · Score: 1

    ...metric, please.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to say... by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

      ...metric, please.

      Let me be the first to say that aviation doesn't use the metric system for speed or altitude measurements. You get your clearances in feet, and your speed restrictions in knots. (nautical miles per hour).. Deal with it.

  38. It's SO boring! by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am currently doing flight training to a commercial pilot level. One of the things I do as a skills practice is fly on MS Flight Simulator using the VATSIM (Virtual Air Traffic Simulation) network - http://www.vatsim.net/ - and I routinely fly transoceanic flights. We fly with real airline callsigns, following real aircraft routes and timetables. The instrumentation and controls are (for the most part) the same as the real thing. The Flight Management Computers in the simulated planes are exactly the same as the real thing. If you have good equipment, the hands-on controls are almost the same. It's a fun way to pass the time and keep skills up to date...BUT:

    It's so boring! Here is an example of what I look at for 9 hours without touching anything: http://www.flickr.com/photos/14584559@N03/4502059275/

    When you've got 9+ hours of looking at nothing, and you only have to make radio contact once an hour (North Atlantic Track position reports) there is actually nothing to do. At most, you scan the instruments every couple minutes. Even on the flight sim, I usually resort to what we call "In-flight Movies" which is essentially pull up Hulu and watch something until we next have to change the aircraft controls, which is usually when leaving land or making landfall on the other side.

    You have a cruising altitude which is held by a computer, and a heading which follows a little line on your on-board GPS, and a speed which is usually also controlled by a computer(or if not, it's setting a lever to a certain position and leaving it there). There is literally NOTHING for the pilot to do if they can't have some sort of distraction. Some real-world pilots I have flown with read a newspaper or magazine, some play with a Game Boy, DS, PSP, etc Some get up and walk through the passenger cabin just like a "How are you, how's it going?" sort of thing. Almost like a chef in a restaurant would come out to the dining area and ask how people's food is.

    On top of the endless boredom, they don't get paid nearly enough. Pilots have one of the lowest returns on their education costs of any profession. Throw in the fact that their skills are there to protect hundreds of lives at a time, and you'd think they would be well-paid.

    Making regulations that prohibit them from minor distractions in the course of this endless boredom will most likely lead to highly detrimental results. I would not be surprised to see that there were more incidents with pilots falling asleep than previously as these regulations begin to take effect.

    Very disappointing, FAA. Maybe you could instead start regulating things that jack up travel prices, waste fuel, and cause extreme delays, like airlines selling more flights in and out of airports than the runways can physically accommodate in a given amount of time. Or like the stupid TSA requirements that we are subjected to as passengers on commercial airlines.

    The airlines are failing, and it's their own damn fault. Unnecessary regulation like this is a waste of taxpayers' time and money, and pushes prospective customers and employees away from the industry.

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    1. Re:It's SO boring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to Korea Airlines flight 007. If they had taken the time to check all of their navigational settings instead of staring blankly out of the cockpit they might have noticed they were flying into Soviet airspace and might not have been shot down.

    2. Re:It's SO boring! by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so you check your position every 30 minutes. Anything else?

      I've done the whole flight sim across the atlantic bit too - it is REALLY boring if you don't use time acceleration. Real world procedures are a little better since I think you're supposed to keep track of your position relative to your divert fields in case you lose an engine, but you're still talking about something to do every 10-20 minutes at most. You're more likely to do that if you just set your watch to beep every ten minutes and then find something to occupy yourself during the remainder.

    3. Re:It's SO boring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donuts! They work for cops. They should work just fine for pilots.

  39. Here's an example by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

    Stare at this picture for 9 hours: http://www.flickr.com/photos/14584559@N03/4502059275/

    Every hour or so, say "position report"

    Congratulations, you have experienced what a pilot encounters for the majority of a transatlantic flight. If you're ambitious, you can even fake some cockpit announcements.

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  40. The pilot's life is at risk, too by xmarkd400x · · Score: 1

    If the plane crashes, the pilot dies too. If the Pilot feels like doing something that isn't going to jeapordize the flight by reading a book or playing a game that s/he can put down, fine by me.

    I'd rather have a pilot whose mind is sharpened by a game than dulled by cloud watching.

  41. Stupid by blair1q · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have a pilot who's staying awake updating his facebook status than one who's nodding off staring out the window at the night sky.

    The airplanes are controlled autonomously in flight, and can even take off and land themselves. Pilots are unnecessary unless you need to change course mid-flight for a storm or mechanical or political problem.

    As for distraction, all you have to do is set a waypoint alarm, and heed it when it goes off.

    We'll never really know what those two dopes were doing when they overshot their destination, clearly they were a couple of morons who don't deserve to drive, much less fly, but making everyone else's lives less safe this way is not the answer.

  42. Want your pilots to focus? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ban the auto-pilot. Problem solved!

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    1. Re:Want your pilots to focus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or better yet, make the controls like Desert Bus, so that if the pilots don't nudge the stick every few seconds, the plane crashes.

    2. Re:Want your pilots to focus? by Imrik · · Score: 1

      So when the pilot falls asleep the plane crashes, brilliant.

    3. Re:Want your pilots to focus? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      So when the pilot falls asleep the plane crashes, brilliant.

      I have several friends who are airline pilots. Hand flying an airliner at altitude takes a good deal of concentration, so they are not going to fall asleep. They will actually be enganged in the flying of the plane like they really ought to be, IMHO.

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  43. Go Back to Reading Newspapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now they can get back to being informed by reading newspapers.

  44. pilots in deep coma by pikine · · Score: 1

    I don't think the original issue is about distraction. The air traffic controllers at Denver and later at Minneapolis tried to establish radio contact with the pilots, and other pilots around that area also tried to radio them. All sorts of speakers would have gone off. For all that the ground is concerned, the aircraft might have been hijacked, except it has not changed its cruising velocity. It's not about distraction. It's not about dozing off. Both pilots would need to fall in a very deep coma for that to happen, or they were simply missing from the cockpit.

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    1. Re:pilots in deep coma by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed. For a pilot to stop responding but not change his squawk to 7600 (or 7500...) screams "pilots in trouble!"

      7500 - Unlawful Interference (ie, hijack)
      7600 - Communications failure
      7700 - Emergency

      (some other interesting ones)
      0000 - military intercept code (apparently used with drones)
      7777 - military interception (ie, possibly supersonic with weapons hot)

      some more here:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transponder_(aviation)#Routine_codes

      (because I know you get curious :P)

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  45. I refuse to believe they didn't do crosswords... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I refuse to believe they didn't do crosswords and other traditional pass-times back before digital devices. So what's changed here? Were crossword puzzles and newspapers, magazines banned for pilots in the past?

  46. Maybe we should trust pilot's judgement by richieb · · Score: 1

    After all the pilot is the first person to arrive at a scene of crash. There are times when playing Minesweeper would be just fine, and there are times when the pilot needs to be on top of things. An pilot flying an airliner is has equivalent of a PHD in aviation. Perhaps we not try to regulate every last action he does.

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  47. Splash some water on his face?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Already taken care of! He'll get plenty of water splashed in his face when his jet plummets into the ocean :)

  48. Maybe theey should by JumpDrive · · Score: 1

    Require this of people working for the Federal Treasury and SEC. I kind of thought that's what they were doing during the last 10 years.

  49. I can't get behind that... needs something else by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's bad enough being a passenger on lengthy flights. Being a pilot and making those trips over and over and over again? There has to be a way to allow the brain to relax at certain times. Studies have shown that 20 minutes is the optimal amount of time for class room lessons because after that, the mind tends to start drifting and losing focus. If this is true, then it is likely that a similar situation occurs for truck drivers and airline pilots. If a pilot's mind is going to drift while doing something, I'd rather it not be while watching controls and dials. There should be other protocols and procedures at play instead of simply demanding super-human focus and concentration of commercial pilots.

    1. Re:I can't get behind that... needs something else by Duradin · · Score: 1

      But, see, they're getting paid to go beyond normal human limits. Getting paid means they automagically become uber mensch and are thus beyond the reach of distraction and fatigue that afflict us normal humans.

      Everyone knows money is the ultimate reality distortion field. Throw enough money at someone and you can require them to do anything and they better do it, otherwise you wouldn't have thrown all that money at them.

  50. Ding! by cprincipe · · Score: 1

    Hi uhhhhh this is your uhhhhhhh captain, would someone mind checking my uhhhhhh Facebook page?

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  51. Solitaire by JonahsDad · · Score: 1

    Going to have to carrying actual cards again.

  52. No they don't by Shompol · · Score: 1

    A regulation banning cockpit sleep is next in the FAA pipeline.

  53. This is misleading. by Tyketto · · Score: 1

    This is absolutely misleading, everyone.

    First off, there is no 'ban' on personal electronic devices on the flight deck. According to both TFA and the original FAA press release, the FAA is asking carriers to create and enforce their rules regarding this. Absolutely NOTHING in the article outright bans them from using them on the flight deck.

    Second, this only affects FAR Part 121 operations (read: commercial travel). Part 61 (General Aviation), Part 91 (Private Aircraft and Fractional Owners), and Part 135 (On Demand/commuters) do not appear to be affected by this 'request'.

    Don't you just love it when the media jump the shark^H^H^H^H^Hgun on every single non-issue...

    BL.

    1. Re:This is misleading. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Second, this only affects FAR Part 121 operations (read: commercial travel)

      I think nearly everyone gets that, or didn't care because they aren't pilots, so commercial air travel is the only place it matters to then.

      The thing is, it's still a stupid idea. If you're the pilot and the plane is on autopilot without any need for your interaction in the near future, I really don't care what you do. Watch a movie, play solitaire, post on fb "is flying a plane over the North Atlantic!!!!!!!!111111111111" for all I care. I'd like sufficient people in the cockpit to handle emergencies, so don't all of you leave or anything, but let's be realistic. Can YOU stare at a bank of dials and numbers for hour after hour when none of them change? That's not a job for a human, it's a job for a computer, and oh, there is one, it's called an autopilot.

      So let the pilots do something else when they're not piloting. We need to bear in mind that they are human, and not impose working conditions upon them that would drive a normal human batty. Here, sit in this little box for hour after hour, don't touch anything, just look at the numbers that never change. Incidentally, you are prohibited from doing anything other than looking at the numbers that never change.

      Honestly, I think this rule would result in more pilots falling asleep from boredom.

  54. Curious by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

    So they make me turn off my personal electronic devices for takeoff and landing, but they don't turn off theirs?

    1. Re:Curious by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

      We're allowed to bring our toothpaste/shampoo through security, too!

    2. Re:Curious by julesh · · Score: 1

      So they make me turn off my personal electronic devices for takeoff and landing, but they don't turn off theirs?

      I don't imagine they're playing minesweeper while taking off or landing.

      More seriously, there are some devices that are tested and known to be acceptable, and others that may or (more likely) may not cause interference but nobody knows. They don't want to have to check that your device is on the approved list, so they enforce a blanket ban. The crew are trusted to check for themselves whether or not their devices are acceptable.

    3. Re:Curious by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      More seriously, there are some devices that are tested and known to be acceptable

      Any chance you have a link to that list?

    4. Re:Curious by julesh · · Score: 1

      Any chance you have a link to that list?

      I'm not sure there is a consolidated list. There is a test procedure that can be used to certify any appropriate device as safe to use (defined in a document identified as "DO-233"), but there doesn't appear to be any centrally organised testing effort, so I'd guess individual airlines probably have their own lists.

  55. Real cards by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    You could always bring in some real cards to play solitaire. Or play heads-up poker with the copilot :)

    Nah, just kidding, really.

  56. You're mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That accident hasn't been fully investigated yet but as a regular at forums.jetphotos.net I know what has been released so far. The pilots had flown on autopilot for most of the flight and failed to follow proper procedure and disengage it at regular intervals just to feel what the controls are like in case there's ice buildup. They didn't and once they began to prepare for landing and disengaged the autopilot, they had no idea that the autopilot had compensated for extreme ice buildup and thus lost control since the aircraft behaved completely unexpectedly.

    Now, there was no distraction involved but the reason why the crew failed to follow proper procedure despite discussing ice is somewhat unclear but some have suggested that despite "on paper" having rested enough, that was not the case since at many commuter airlines, crews have shifts that result in them being stuck away from home and with no hotel room provided meaning that they might get their "rest" in some back room at a small airport.

  57. What next? The end of this dangerous bet by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    "Told you I can land this bad boy with one hand, and not spill any coffee in the other. Pay up."

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  58. Solution to boredom: Two jobs for pilots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could be pilots during take-off and landing and porn stars with the FAs during cruise. More pay and no boredom.

  59. airliner cockpit boredom by ErkDemon · · Score: 1
    Two people, locked together in an airliner cockpit, day after day, for hours at a time, undisturbed, with nothing to do but watch the autopilot and gaze at the sky ...

    (cue Barry White music)

    At least if one of them's banging the steward/ess, it means that the other one's free to fly the plane.

    1. Re:airliner cockpit boredom by D+Ninja · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least if one of them's banging the steward/ess, it means that the other one's free to fly the plane.

      You obviously don't have a good enough imagination...

  60. Zip Fasten or Fasten Zip? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Marcus Cole: I spy with my little eye... something beginning with "B."
    Stephen Franklin: [annoyed] Boxes.
    Marcus: Fine! I spy with my little eye something beginning with "M."
    Franklin: More boxes.
    Marcus: Two in a row.
    Franklin: "And that's when I shot him, Your Honor."
    Marcus: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "E."
    Franklin: I-I give up.
    Marcus: Oh come on.
    Franklin: This better not be what I-
    Marcus and Franklin: [in unison] Even more boxes!

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  61. Solving the wrong problem... by jbwolfe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A quick review of the replies here suggests that most are unconcerned with distractions in the cockpit. I'm impressed that everyone has such a calm disposition about this matter. What happened with Northwest in MSP was the first time that I know of where a crew lost contact with ATC and overflew a destination because they were distracted and not because of being having fallen asleep. There are several incidents where crews, as a result of fatigue, simply fell asleep. But becoming distracted in the cockpit won't be solved by banning PDA,'s, laptops and such. IMO, existing policies are sufficient and need no adjustments. What does need fixing is the aircraft. The FAA should mandate pilot response equipment on all aircraft in Part 121 (scheduled air carrier) operations. This equipment alerts the crew if a specified amount of time has elapsed with no crew interaction, and escalates in intensity from an alert to a caution to a warning. Improving ground to cockpit communication would also help.

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  62. Pilots? what for? by migloo · · Score: 1

    Maybe pilots are bored because they are useless?

  63. Pilot fatigue is a much larger problem by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

    Most airline crashes are caused by a series of events and circumstances that aren't a problem alone, but add up to a serious risk. The most common one is a fatigued pilot. Pay them enough so they don't need a second job, and mandate reasonable maximum flight times. (currently the rules say a team of two pilots can be on duty for 16 hours).

    1. Re:Pilot fatigue is a much larger problem by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Why don't they budget according to their income? so they don't have to work 2 jobs?

      A general comparison of starting monthly First Officer pay by airline*:
      ~ AMERICAN - $2,240
      ~ CONTINENTAL - $2,500
      ~ DELTA - $3,640
      ~ FED EX - $3,700
      ~ NORTHWEST - $2,574
      ~ SOUTHWEST - $3,744
      ~ UNITED - $1,950
      ~ US AIRWAYS - $1,875
      ~ UPS - $2,187
      *all without per diem, based on minimum monthly guarantee, first year pay in smallest fleet type

      So it's not great, but it's not horrible starting wage. After 15 years, they can make well over 100K.

      "currently the rules say a team of two pilots can be on duty for 16 hours"
      Yeah, and many people work 16 hours for many days and make less.

      I

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    2. Re:Pilot fatigue is a much larger problem by Zaphod-AVA · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and many people work 16 hours for many days and make less.

      Not at jobs where you are safeguarding thousands of lives, and millions of dollars of equipment. Hell it takes over $170,000 to fuel a 747, there has to be a way to pay the pilots a wage that is reasonable considering the time and education it takes to develop the skill.

  64. I Don't Care How Bored A Pilot Gets by ffflala · · Score: 0, Troll

    Depending on where we're going, I paid $200 to $1400 just to get a cramped seat somewhere between the crying baby and Kevin Smith hogging the armrest. I *get* to zone out. The cockpit crew, OTOH, is getting paid to pilot the craft. Their profession does *not* consist of amusing themselves during times of minimal activity. It's not just b/c that's what they signed up for, either.

    It's their responsibility to respond in the unlikely case that something goes wrong which requires a person's immediate and full attention. We're paying them ridiculous fees in part so they can sit around and be bored for hours at a time because everything's running smoothly. They're welcome to make productive use of their time to ensure that things are running as efficiently as possible, but I want every task they accomplish directly related to making my trip as safe and efficient as possible.

    And if they're actually just sitting around bored for hours on end, then it's pretty easy money.

    1. Re:I Don't Care How Bored A Pilot Gets by geekoid · · Score: 1

      With boredom comes slow response time, and a sluggish mental process.

      While there have been cases of abuse, they are very few and very far between. There really is only so much the can do.

      What do you think that can do, engine maintenance?

      Also, airline prices are cheap, too cheap. The airline industry needs to increase there price and service to the point they no longer need subsidies.
      And if they are going to get subsidies, then the price for a flight should be fixed.
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  65. jug-o-pee by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    kind of like the long-haul truckers expected to spend ridiculous times driving and yet still do all the corporate BS so they do it while driving.

    If only they were only doing the corporate BS while driving...

  66. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make another robot to monitor that one. Who monitors this one you ask? It's robots all the way down!

  67. It's not the distraction's fault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the distractions fault, those particular pilots are the real problem and they should be dealt with accordingly. If the FAA really wants to prevent that from happening again, this is the wrong approach. What the pilots really need is some sort of alarm when the're near their target, be it auditory or a small shock to wake them up, whatever. Compliment that with automatically shutting down their distractions and if they still manage to overshoot the target then they shouldn't be flying in the first place.

  68. Let's eliminate all the distractions by thewiz · · Score: 1

    Here's a proposal for eliminating all distractions in the cockpit:
    All personal items must be left outside the cockpit, personal clothing will be removed and replaced with hospital gowns.

    I'm pretty sure that will make the aircrew pay attention to the instruments during the entire flight.
     

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  69. Missed point - EFB industry protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it's probably hopeless to comment this late (300+ comments), but y'all missed a key part of the story. You'd think more /. folks would be pilots.

    Electronic Flight Bag (EFB) devices are computers which replace paper charts, provide flight planning and management, etc. It's a high margin business. Just like GPS driving direction systems used to be.

    And just like with driving systems, the industry is "in transition". Extremely expensive in-dash dedicated hardware being replaced by generic PC's, often tablets. And recently, the writing on the wall of iPhone/iPad. Just like with GPS driving systems.

    So what's an industry to do? One whose margins are being collapsed by commoditizing technological change?

    Guess who has been lobbying for a ban on "personal electronic devices" in cockpits. Nothing helps ROI like government grants of monopoly.

  70. Attention All Passengers by LuNa7ic · · Score: 1

    This is your pilot speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm.

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  71. Devious Covert way to Blame Pilot Error by garompeta · · Score: 1
    All the planes are falling from the skies, this year has been quite a news, from planes falling to the Hudson River, to the latest one.

    I think that they are forcing all the pilots to break the rules (these unreasonable rules are made to be broken).
    Now they will have all the rights to say that the Pilot didn't follow the rules (by being distracted), therefore the likeliness that all accidents from now on will be classified "Pilot Error". There are around 200 plane accidents per year. After this new rule, it is very likely that the future 200 accidents will be classified as "Pilot Error".

    "But, the engine fell off!"
    "WAS THE PILOT PLAYING SOLITAIRE?, YES OR NO?"
    "BUT THE ENGINE FELL O..."
    "DID HE OR NOT?"
    "Yes, but..."
    "Then it is Pilot Error, he should have known better".

    Unfortunately many plane crashes aren't this blatant obvious, and more likely to be blamed to the pilot. Now these rules, I think they have a new tool to blame the pilots more efficiently and avoid the steep indemnification costs.

  72. Distraction vs concentration by Ustice · · Score: 1

    I will frequently do little things like play games while waiting for a software install or something to help me stay focused on the task, and keep my brain from losing focus and just floating internally. I would much rather a pilot play Minesweeper or whatever, than just sort of space out on that 10 hour flight where he is just sitting there.

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