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  1. Re:While it would be nice... on C++ Creator Confident About Its Future · · Score: 0

    What machine vision library do you use, OpenCV?

  2. Re:While it would be nice... on C++ Creator Confident About Its Future · · Score: 0

    You've seen some of the Windows source? Wow, can I touch you?

    Seriously though, what language is a C interpreter written in?

  3. Microsoft, a Nuclear Power? on Microsoft Dropping Itanium Support For Clusters · · Score: 0

    You mean to tell me that those bastards in Redmond have been enriching Itanium? This clearly makes them a member of the "Axis of Evil". I suggest an escalation of the terror threat level to magenta... or at least a very, very deep reddish tone. I will be FASTING until further notice.

    Seriously though, may I have another slice of yellow cake?

  4. Re:Nope, no talk of KVM's in 2004. on It's 2004: What Are The Best Remote KVM Options? · · Score: 0

    I know you are, but what am I?

    Seriously though, some people have more important things to do than search the Slashdot archives all day. For example, combing your mother's hair... or going through puberty. Now you're angry at the world cause your mom's got a birds nest and the neighborhood kids call you peach fuzz.

  5. Late releases are a godsend on What is The Cost of an Early Release? · · Score: 1

    From my point of view, you should be praying for a late release. My last early release produced a son.

    Seriously though, it's cold in Montana.

  6. Who's this Chad guy? on Verified Voting · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I won't be able to trick sexy poll workers into examining my HANGING chad?

    Seriously though, I swear that pregnant chad aint mine !

  7. Mo' Better on Are we Headed for a Wiki World? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The elderly man who runs the bicycle shop down the street once offered me $5 to see my Wiki. He said he'd go as high as $7 if I wore an African pith helmet.

    Seriously though, I decline the offer... I don't wear HELMETS.

  8. Canada? on India Outsourcers Find Back Door in Canada · · Score: 1

    >India Outsourcers Find Back Door in Canada Who's this "Canada" chick and how do I get a date with her? Seriously though, is she hot?

  9. Better yet on Waterproof MP3 Player Uses Bone Conduction · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am holding out for the lotion-proof OGG player. It's got to support that bone thingy too.

  10. Better Idea on It's 2004: What Are The Best Remote KVM Options? · · Score: 1

    How about using a surveillance camera tied into an autonomous robot? That is much better and you don't have the unreliability of a PC to contend with. In addition, the robot can be used in a hazardous environment such as the CORPORATE WORLD.