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  1. Re:Well, there's me. on US Government Introduces Pollinator Action Plan To Save Honey Bees · · Score: 1

    I was unemployed one month ago. Thankfully, I didn't suffer any issues requiring medical assistance.

  2. Re:Wrong! on Big Bang Breakthrough Team Back-Pedals On Major Result · · Score: 1

    No, it started seven years ago.

  3. Wait a few trillion years . . . on Big Bang Breakthrough Team Back-Pedals On Major Result · · Score: 1

    Scientists call it the big rip.

  4. Re:Inflation was BEFORE the big bang on Big Bang Breakthrough Team Back-Pedals On Major Result · · Score: 2
    Nothing ever happens the way I expect it to.

    The bartender says "Why the long face?"

    A tachyon flies into a bar . . .

  5. Well, there's me. on US Government Introduces Pollinator Action Plan To Save Honey Bees · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    I was far better off before the Affordable Healthcare Act took effect. Before, I could count on Medicare/Medicaid. Now (as a consultant with no company sponsored healthcare), those things are effectively impossible for me to get. I now have a $5,200/person deductable on a 70/30 plan with no catastrophic caps - in effect, I have absolutely no viable access to advanced medical care unless I enrich some insurance company somewhere out of my pocket (but only after I personally pay for the first five g's . . .).

    That's one citation.

  6. Re:For a First Step on US Government Introduces Pollinator Action Plan To Save Honey Bees · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good luck convincing Bayer - the same wonderful people who brought you buffered aspirin. Neonicitinoids are big business - who cares if a few beekeepers are inconvenienced? There's no money in aspirin anymore, think of all the employees of Bayer.

  7. Re:In America, some men tan their penises. on Endorphins Make Tanning Addictive · · Score: 1

    You sure that brown color is from tanning?

  8. "Nicely rounded coverage"... on Endorphins Make Tanning Addictive · · Score: 1
    Didn't have enough pictures. C'mon, we're nerds here - we only clicked on the link to see some "rounded coverage" (or rounded un-coverage).

    Sunlight is addictive. So is food. So is water. So is oxygen. Do without any of these things for an extended period of time and you'll see what I mean.

    Too much sunlight is bad. Too much food is bad. Too much water is bad. Too much oxygen is bad. Do your own experiments if you need to confirm these things - but don't complain to the rest of the world when you end up sunburnt, obese, suffering water intoxication or respiratory failure.

    *Sheesh*

  9. What was that, "Steaming Brick"? on Mozilla Is Working On a Firefox OS-powered Streaming Stick · · Score: 2
    Sorry - my hearing's shot. A couple years in the field artillery will do that to ya!

    Mozilla should go back to doing what they have always done best - annoying the shit out of Microsoft in the browser wars.

  10. Re:Sad, but... on HUGO Winning Author Daniel Keyes Has Died · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's okay, Charlie. You'll forget it completely before long.

  11. You want machine learning? You want IBM's Watson. on Microsoft To Launch Machine Learning Service · · Score: 4, Interesting
    That machine wasn't merely a decision engine or a huge database - it was a learning system which was given a few months to learn all it could on a broad variety of subjects by crawling the internet. It wasn't programmed with rules to pair an answer with the correct question; it was a system which "learned" how to associate concepts. It was programmed to permit it to weigh its questions against how well they correlated to the answers - to determine a confidence level - but it wasn't specifically programmed to devise questions associated with answers. That's why the next publicly stated idea for the system was in medical diagnostics. It's another area where the ability to relate multiple seemingly disparate items of information with a non-static data store seemed to be of value.

    Giving the right programming, it might even hold a conversation better than a 13 year old Ukrainian boy.

  12. Re:I destroyed hundreds of these in my youth... on Radar Data Yields High-Resolution Views of Near-Earth Asteroid HQ124 · · Score: 1

    LSD

  13. Re:Wow. Just . . . wow. on FWD.us: GOP Voters To Be Targeted By Data Scientists · · Score: 1

    "Offtopic" - gee, I guess I hit a nerve with someone, huh?

  14. I destroyed hundreds of these in my youth... on Radar Data Yields High-Resolution Views of Near-Earth Asteroid HQ124 · · Score: 1

    and at only $0.25 for three ships, it was a bargain. The ship even had hyperdrive!

  15. Re:So there's 100 or so unimmunized? on California Whooping Cough Cases "an Epidemic" · · Score: 1

    Boy - I'll bet you're as jumpy as a Christian Scientist with appendicitis.

  16. Re:"Costing"? on Russian RD-180 Embargo Could Boost American Rocket Industry · · Score: 2
    No, it's we taxpayers footing the bill. Any deviation from original plans will cost more. It's another opportunity for corporations to participate in the feeding frenzy.

    Pretty lousy, eh chum?

  17. Re:Hooray for the private sector, I guess on Russian RD-180 Embargo Could Boost American Rocket Industry · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Hey - I'll have you know we have the best government money can buy!

    Yes, I know - hackneyed and trite. Still true.

  18. Wow. Just . . . wow. on FWD.us: GOP Voters To Be Targeted By Data Scientists · · Score: 0
    If it were "black" or "hispanic" or "gay" or "Muslim" or "" instead of "Republicans", there'd be hell to pay.

    Oh, wait - hell is a Christian invention. Damned crafty of 'em, incidentally.

  19. Re:I hope they get whatever they can for them on US To Auction 29,656 Bitcoins Seized From Silk Road · · Score: 1

    "a real asset worth real money"

    Which means they aren't money themselves. Good to know.

  20. Re:Initial Offer on US To Auction 29,656 Bitcoins Seized From Silk Road · · Score: 1

    No, but republic credits will be fine.

  21. Re:Tesla S is a piece of shit on Tesla Makes Improvements To Model S · · Score: 2
    I'm sorry - who are you again?

    It's not that I actually believe your story - but you tell it well.

  22. Let me calm your fears. on Lyme Bacterium's Possible Ancestor Found In Ancient Tick · · Score: 4, Informative
    The longer a bacterium or virus has been present on the planet, the more likely it is that animals will have inherited a natural defense mechanism to cope with it. That's not an absolute; our inherited resistance to specified pathogens might be 'forgotten' over the course of centuries or millenia, but those immunities are theorized to be the reason that pathogens also evolve. In effect, pathogens learn to live in us. We learn how to evict them. They learn how to sneak back in. We learn how to catch them and eject them.

    Yes, I know it's not a very scientific or thorough explanation. If you accept the principals of the theory of evolution and the concept of genetic drift, it makes sense. In any event, I suspect the modern forms of this bacteria are more virulent than their primitive ancestors.

  23. Fundamental problem . . . on After the Belfast Project Fiasco, Time For Another Look At Time Capsule Crypto? · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the complexity, no cryptographic system yet known or theorized can be made absolutely secure.

  24. Re:That's why IPMI should only live on intranets. on IPMI Protocol Vulnerabilities Have Long Shelf Life · · Score: 1
    I'm not familiar with that particular piece of hardware. Since you don't seem to want to use it, I'll consider you sane.

    Sorry to hear your PHB isn't.

  25. Commander Data would fail the Turing test. on Turing Test Passed · · Score: 1
    Lieutenant Commander Data from the fictional Star Trek universe was defined as a living entity (with questions about its "consciousness" left for the viewer to infer). Data's dialogue often even explicitly included references to its being a machine.

    The real question (also left for the viewers to ponder) was 'Can Data think?'. Directly explored in one episode which resulted in the holodeck creating Doctor Moriarty and revisited in another episode where the Doctor Moriarty program attempts to escape from its own inherent nature as a computer program. There were several other episodes which approached this subject (a planet full of silicon-based life that naturally formed a computational matrix, a self-reconfiguring repair tool which ultimately developed either intelligence or an annoying bug just to name two).