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  1. Re:Is it really that much of a risk? on T-Mobile May Offer Free Gmail Data Access On G1 Phone · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is a big difference between mp3 players and mobile phones. I'm willing to give up a little functionality for some glitz and fun on an mp3 player. I am willing to give up some glitz and fun to get more out of my mobile phone.

    Have you been to a mobile phone store recently? Listen to the people checking out the phones. The first thing they say when looking at phone they might like to buy is "I like the way this one looks!" I remember an exchange between one couple:

    Him: "Look at this one!"
    Her: "Meh. I like this one."
    Him: "But this one does more."
    Her: "But I like how this one looks."

    This exchange is not atypical at all.

  2. Re:Is it really that much of a risk? on T-Mobile May Offer Free Gmail Data Access On G1 Phone · · Score: 1

    Amen. Seriously, why the hell can't another company put out a product that beats the iphone?
    I don't even care if it costs more, just do everything the iphone does, do it just as well (meaning the clean intuitive ui, and smooth performance (all the other phones in its class lag and jerk and otherwise just clunk around), and dump the Apple lock-in and ridiculous restrictions.

    Because even if they did that, they still wouldn't beat the iPhone. Apple is an unstoppable marketing machine. One need look no further than the various attempts to beat the iPod at its own game to realize this.

  3. Re:I wonder . . . on Nevada Businesses Must Start Encrypting E-Mail By Oct. 1st · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could always put the password into a text file, zip it, and password-protect the zip with their old password before you e-mailed it to them.

    Duh. Obviously that wouldn't work, since they don't know their old password. You'd have to password protect the password with their new password!

  4. Re:Alien planet on Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved · · Score: 1

    whooooooosh

  5. Re:Carbondioxide-ice on Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard that it's sublime!

  6. Re:Still not answered... on Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved · · Score: 1

    Nope. It's dodgy.

  7. Re:Alien planet on Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved · · Score: 1, Funny
  8. Unwashed walls on Do Not Lick Walls · · Score: 1

    Unwashed walls? What? Is licking washed walls really any better?

  9. Re:What do they mean 'misplaced'? on Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the sofa cushions? That's where I usually find my keys. Did NASA find their keys, too? What about the TV remote?

    Yep. You should always look in the couch cushions. And under the couch. That's where I found Jesus.

  10. Re:Cue Shark Jokes in 3 2 1 on US Congress Funds Laser Weapons · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That joke's really... jumped the shark?

    Well, I for one welcome our new laser donning selachimorphic overlords!

  11. Re:Military Industrial Complex on US Congress Funds Laser Weapons · · Score: 1

    Other countries manage to generate growth without being such warmongers. What is it with the US and this obsession with devising new and more efficient ways to wage war?

    "Other countries"? Like who? The U.K.? The U.K. is the second-highest spender in terms of cash on defense in the entire world, second only to the United States. According the UK's Ministry of Defence, the FY 2008-09 budget for defense is £33.6 billion.

  12. Re:Another one? on Don't Count Cobol Out · · Score: 1

    Well maybe someone should port COBOL onto a JVM, and also the rest of the mainframe style environment it needs.

    You mean like this?

  13. Re:No I didn't Read TFA on Japanese Begin Working On Space Elevator · · Score: 1

    Exercise for the reader: work out how you're going to power the climber.

    Electromagnetism. Like a monolithic train. Energy source would preferrably be solar.

  14. Re:Vote with a bullet. on Obama Significantly Revises Technology Positions · · Score: 1

    OMG! Green leafy vegetables! How did it come to this? How can someone who eats rabbit food be this close to the White House?

    No kidding. He looks wayyyy too good for 47. Look at how fit and trim he his! Why, it must have something to do with all that rabbit food he eats.

  15. Re:Looks like on Comcast Discontinues Customers' USENET Service · · Score: 1

    October 1, 1993 called. It wants its joke back.

  16. Re:Great! Cheaper service! on Comcast Discontinues Customers' USENET Service · · Score: 1

    A provider gets paid for connectivity and extra services. As Comcast now discontinues one of their services, I guess the monthly bill gets a bit trimmed as well!

    Nope. We're a bunch of greedy bastards who are going to pocket the extra money we save!

    Thanks,
    Comcast Customer "Service"

  17. Re:GOODBYE WORLD on Don't Count Cobol Out · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ack! Get that away! It might be contagious!

  18. Re:BSG on Don't Count Cobol Out · · Score: 1

    Been there done that.

    So say we all.

    Yeah, but you can tell the posers from the real deal. Real COBOL programmers have stubs where there fingers should be.

  19. Re:Another one? on Don't Count Cobol Out · · Score: 1

    If anything, I think COBOL is still hanging on because the mindset for technology is still external facing.

    Yes and no. In the financial industry, for example, COBOL mainframes hang on primarily because their reliable. They're not looking for just 'three 9s'. That's because 'three 9s' just ain't good enough! These people run 24x7x365 global businesses. They can't afford to have ANYTHING go down. Ever. A missed transaction means EXTREME costs. Multiply that by the millions of transactions they do in a second, and, well, you can just forget about 'three 9s.'

  20. Re:In Google's pocket on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    Well, um....except that they do have Google text ads, and many ads from doubleclick...that would make Google one of Slashdot's paying customers.

    I'm not saying Google is paying them off -- and if they are, they sure are getting a rotten deal 'cause Slashdot has run plenty of negative Google articles, in addition to the positive ones -- but saying that they aren't on Google's payroll is a little disingenuous.

  21. Re:Guy with a beard? on Microsoft Uses "I'm a PC" Character In New Ads · · Score: 1

    Guys with beards are old-school UNIX hackers, not Windows users.

    Oh, talk about stereotyping! I just happen to be an old-school Unix hacker and I just happen to have a beard, but I know lots of old-school Unix.....ha....hmph. RMS... DMR.... Ken... Alan Cox....

    Ok. Maybe not.

  22. Re:Your signature on 7th-Grader Designs Three Dimensional Solar Cell · · Score: 1

    BTW--if you did want or were interested in the "Catholic Apocrypha" (I'm assuming by this term, you mean the Septuagint), you can find several Greek originals and translations here.

  23. Re:How? on 7th-Grader Designs Three Dimensional Solar Cell · · Score: 1

    Thus, I understand why you'd claim it's just the parents, but it's not always true and can be offensive.

    That's exactly what I was trying to say, but was simply too tired to say it that way. Thanks. ;)

    Congrats on the Davidson Fellowship, BTW.

  24. Re:Thanks, folks.... on Ray Beckerman Sued By the RIAA · · Score: 1

    The RIAA's litigation campaign is in its death throes, as are the 4 big record companies who are behind it. I guess this is the way dying hyenas act, they lash out. Not to worry, they will still lose.

    Yep. You can watch the same thing happening in the SCO litigation surrounding Linux. The more hopeless their case has looked, the more they've lashed out at everyone: IBM, Novell, Pamela "P.J." Jones, Unix licensees, their own customers, etc.

  25. Re:How? on 7th-Grader Designs Three Dimensional Solar Cell · · Score: 1

    Daddy wanted press, so he had little Billy say he came up with it.

    And how do you know? There are very gifted 12-year-olds who are studying advanced physics at university.