This guy's telling us he can read a page in six seconds, and even keep up this incredible pace for 20 consecutive pages? Bull-shit. Obviously I can't bring myself to believe he can think this fast, but that's not all - only a small portion of the eye sees well enough for reading, and I doubt he can have it traverse 20 pages in 2 minutes.
Hell, I can't even go into fullscreen on Quicktime. Even when I had some version that could installed, I had to get out of fullscreen to take advantage of the navigation bar.
Then again, if you want to rewind etc. before the file is fully downloaded, QT is better at that than WM (unless the connection is fast enough, on both sides, or some specific media format is used, I don't know which, but I VERY rarely encounter it, and, mind you, I watch a lot of porn).
Woah, is there anyone else here with me?
Woah, is there anyone else here with me?
You're a childish fuck!
You're a childish fuck!
Stop echoing at me!
Stop echoing at me!
For the millionth time, Jerry, I apologize for sleeping with your wife! We were both drunk and we both regret it. It's been 20 years now, so for heaven's sake. Please, let it go!
He wasn't trying to hide it. "Reading my roommate's magazine" is October 2005's "spanking the monkey". What rock have you been living under for the last eleven days?
I know The Phantom of the Opera was a book and a movie way before it was adapted as a musical play, and I still find the prospect of it as a silent film hilarious.
When comparing strings, you should use eq?, not =.
You really should have signed that message with a penisbird.
In Soviet Russia, beowulfs cluster you!
I'm saying even skimming is impossible at such a rate.
^topic^
This guy's telling us he can read a page in six seconds, and even keep up this incredible pace for 20 consecutive pages? Bull-shit. Obviously I can't bring myself to believe he can think this fast, but that's not all - only a small portion of the eye sees well enough for reading, and I doubt he can have it traverse 20 pages in 2 minutes.
Hell, I can't even go into fullscreen on Quicktime. Even when I had some version that could installed, I had to get out of fullscreen to take advantage of the navigation bar.
Then again, if you want to rewind etc. before the file is fully downloaded, QT is better at that than WM (unless the connection is fast enough, on both sides, or some specific media format is used, I don't know which, but I VERY rarely encounter it, and, mind you, I watch a lot of porn).
I for one would like to be the first to welcome our 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD overlords.
You're absolutely right, but I would never have managed to create that new account and post this in time for anyone to ever read it.
Woah, is there anyone else here with me? Woah, is there anyone else here with me? You're a childish fuck! You're a childish fuck! Stop echoing at me! Stop echoing at me!
You know what could have prevented that? A 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptop./ 07/1241216&tid=198&tid=184
http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09
Heis got me loked up in teh basement! Help me! Heis got me loked up in teh basement!
I'm chronically III II.
Don't you mean "skillz"?
#I feel like pwning n00bs...#
He wasn't trying to hide it. "Reading my roommate's magazine" is October 2005's "spanking the monkey". What rock have you been living under for the last eleven days?
How much of that would be Slashdot's news about Google's every move? I guess around 10 years.
Slashdot Breaking News!!! Google CEO buys new underpants! Stay tuned for their size and colour.
I know The Phantom of the Opera was a book and a movie way before it was adapted as a musical play, and I still find the prospect of it as a silent film hilarious.
I trust George. Good old George is taking care of things. Don't go there, you'll just get between his legs. God bless George.
Wasn't this said a message ago or on the post before?
Slashlaugh: Dupes for dopes. Stuff that's so funny, we just have to tell the joke again.
I care - I hate it. I really, really hate it.