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Google Patent for User Targeted Search Results

lorenbake writes "Scoble is one of many to report that Google has filed a patent for user targeted, or attention targeted, search results which will change the ranking of Google's organic results per each individual user based upon that user's search behavior, location, sites visited, and even 'typing behavior'. How could Google build such user profiles to serve customized organic (non-paid) results to? Tracking via their network of desktop apps, advertising, Gmail, and other network services."

168 comments

  1. Do No Evil by Soporific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do no evil. Unless you have shareholders?

    ~S

    1. Re:Do No Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "How could Google build such user profiles to serve customized organic (non-paid) results to? " They already have the information. Google imbeds a cryptographically signed globally unique identifier on every computer that uses its search (it's set to expire in a few decades, so the only way to get rid of it is by deleting cookies. If you have the toolbar, you're probably out of luck). After recording what you search for with your unique ID, Google uses a number of methods to determine what link you clicked on, seemingly based on the age of your ID and your browser (the way Google gets my clicks for instance is with javascript that loads a spammer style "image" just as the new page is loaded. The image is nothing, but the "url" sent to Google for it contains all the information about who you are and where you are going). This is why so many of Google's services remain in infinite beta - the services aren't the main point, it's the personal information Google can gather about you that they want. Advertisers pay top dollar for targeted advertisements - a list of 1 million email addresses is worth about the same as 100 email addresses with a small number of statistics. Google offers companies the ability to spam people with an extremely large amount of personal information to go on.

    2. Re:Do No Evil by GoodOmens · · Score: 1
      1998 When google was founded:

      Henry Frankenstein: Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!
      Victor Moritz: Henry -- In the name of God!
      Henry Frankenstein: Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!

      Now:
      Doctor Waldman: You have created a monster, and it will destroy you!

    3. Re:Do No Evil by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      advertisers pay top dollar for it indeed. but google doesnt sell it. It sells the ad space IT delivers to these consumers. instead of throwing around the information for anyone else to stuff with.

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    4. Re:Do No Evil by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's surprising how that is actually used. I've never set any language preferences in Google, but after making queries in Norwegian and Japanese, it's giving me Norwegian and Japanese results when searching for something I'm expecting an English result for. And I'm not getting French and German results, even though both German and French sites are more common according to some statistics I read the other day.

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    5. Re:Do No Evil by robertjw · · Score: 1

      You should delete Google's cookie and search again. It would be interesting to see if you recieved different results.

  2. Big Brother is watching by martinultima · · Score: 2, Funny

    2084. Google will rule the government. Wherever you look, everything you see will be tailored to what you want to see. Screw normal advertising, you'll be seeing "Google AdSense billboards" which display roadside alerts and stuff based on whatever you're thinking. Google is the new thought police...

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    1. Re:Big Brother is watching by ILKO_deresolution · · Score: 0

      Well I think custom ads are comming anyway, and if
      they are well calculated then good for me. especially if
      google is the main information holder.
      Hopefully it will not be microsoft.
      Ever try to do linux related searches with msn...
      I did along with some other stuff and I hate msn! (before the cover up)
      It would be nice to hear why your scared of google.
      Bottom line is that I don't want anyone extracting a signature
      because we all definatly have one!
      p34c3

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    2. Re:Big Brother is watching by Walterk · · Score: 1

      I doubt they'll be posting ads for adblock however.

    3. Re:Big Brother is watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People like you make me want MS to win just because you're such shameless google asssuckers. Man you are waiting with lips poised right at the opening of Brin's bung. it is sickening.

  3. Evil, Google. Google, Evil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure you two will get along.

    The main reason any big company patents anything is so they can violate the patents of other companies.

    "What's that, Microsoft? We're violating your patent #314159265? Well you're violating our patent number #299792458. Lets call it even, shall we?"

  4. Help me Slashdot!!! by Psionicist · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's about (= 'Google 'good), but also about (= 'patents 'evil), what to do, what to THINK!!!

    1. Re:Help me Slashdot!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      good + evil = Google?

      Well no actually, but it's close. You get 'Goole' plus i, v and d left over.

      Goole is a whole different kettle of fish...

    2. Re:Help me Slashdot!!! by Parham · · Score: 2, Informative

      This feels like what Amazon has/had going with all the weird/obvious patents they were filing...

    3. Re:Help me Slashdot!!! by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. And I remember being on a mailing list in about 1997 where someone was talking about what a wonderful thing Amazon.com was . . .

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  5. The Google Future by chengee · · Score: 1

    Exciting times we live in... Yahoo and MSN must prevail!

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    1. Re:The Google Future by ILKO_deresolution · · Score: 0

      Your kidding right?
      Comparitivly google seems better.
      Most of all they're not nazi's about
      what you search for...comparitivly.

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  6. geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    everyones jumping on the organic bandwagon... wonder when we'll see low carb google

  7. Google for president... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not bad.. I could imagine that MSN would like that patent as well, and so would yahoo I suppose. Will probably bring in a lot of money for google.

    Google is trying to take over the world :p Starting with the user.

  8. Filing a patent is EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since filing a patent is evil, Google has violated its "do no evil" policy. Google does like most other companies do immoral things when it benefits the stock holders. Now that we know that, can we please not get a stupid Google story in Slashdot every day? It is tiresome and the company is just as evil as all other companies.

    1. Re:Filing a patent is EVIL by crache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You must know that in reality you cannot sum things up as just plain "good" or "evil". We are getting the lesser of evils, would you rather msn had the patent? I think we are better off with google having it, after all someone would eventually.

    2. Re:Filing a patent is EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, people to seem to have no problem with simply summing up everything Microsoft does as "evil", as parent does here ("Would you rather MSN had the patent?").

      Nonetheless, I personally don't use Google for anything except a search engine, and I guess I won't start now.

    3. Re:Filing a patent is EVIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "It is tiresome and the company is just as evil as all other companies."

      Spent some time reading Mao's Little Red Book? What is the deal with this asinine belief that corporations, capitalism and money are somehow inherently "evil"? The threat here is personal privacy NOT a company trying to make money. Most companies are actually VERY GOOD for the average man and make our lives better. Keep the concern focused on privacy rather than jumping to socialism.

    4. Re:Filing a patent is EVIL by whayworth · · Score: 1

      Patents are, at their base, protection for ideas. How the organization/corporation that has the patent uses it is another thing.

    5. Re:Filing a patent is EVIL by ergo98 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since filing a patent is evil, Google has violated its "do no evil" policy.

      Queue someone claiming that it's a defensive patent, and Google is just using the system to defend themselves. Of course that sort of claim is pure nonsense.

      Anyways, it's hardly new - Google has been using the patent system since they first hit the scene with PageRank.

    6. Re:Filing a patent is EVIL by soma_0806 · · Score: 1

      Wow, this logic has more holes than a pound of swiss cheese, where to begin...



      First, you've somehow tricked yourself into believing we're in a two-party (two-evil?) system, M$ v. Google, not true. We have choices way beyond evil and lesser evil. I would rather no patent at all that was so vague or relating to a business practice/computer code at all, but I'll get to that in a sec. If someone must hold the patent, why couldn't we hope for someone in the open source community to grab it where it won't be secreted away or litigated to hell and back?



      Which brings me to my second point, patents are no longer protection from the secret-keeping guild systems nor reasonable havens for inventors. They are weapons. If we're going to let this war go on, then the open source community needs to be just as snarky in grabbing up patents for everything under the sun, so they can fight back the big boys, or even better, release them to the public at large to take a little wind out of the money-chasers' sails.



      Finally, even better, end the childish, counter-productive arms race all together, and take a page from the EU and no longer allow software nor business practice patents at all.

    7. Re:Filing a patent is EVIL by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      Since filing a patent is evil

      You are mistaken. Filing a patent is defensive. The five categories of behavior are:
      1. Mandatory
      2. Praiseworthy
      3. Neutral
      4. Discouraged
      5. Forbidden
      Filing a patent is no worse than "Discouraged."
  9. Just my 2 cents... by Froze · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before this goes all big brother...
    I just want to say that I hove no problem with targeted advertising at all. If there is a way that does not impose on my personal freedoms to selectiviely show me things that I might be interested in purchasing it is not only ok but much preffered to the massive spamvertisement campaigns that go on now.

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    1. Re:Just my 2 cents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the bigger issue is not the targetting, but the patenting.

    2. Re:Just my 2 cents... by cgenman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have to say, I'm with you on this one, in theory. I really hate the irrelevancies of modern advertising. I would rather be shown a flood of ads for things I might be interested in (and preferably might not know about) in place of the flood of ads for "punch the monkey and win a years supply of Vioxx." Plus if the ads are twice as valuable to the advertiser, they can use half as many (yeah, right).

      That having been said, it is the database about me which is a bit creepy. But, as huge databases about me already exist I can't complain too much. I've always said that if we had perfect transparency, everyone's "freakish oddities" would seem normal.

    3. Re:Just my 2 cents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it isnt the target ads, it is changing the search returns based upon who i am, where i have been.

      if you and i perform the sdame search, we should get the same organic results. period.

  10. Solidarity is for Squids by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is about a stupid patent and is therefor evil. F google when they pull this crap.

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    1. Re:Solidarity is for Squids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grow up.

  11. All I want.. by lightyear4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All I want...is the ability to easily opt out.

    1. Re:All I want.. by crache · · Score: 2

      Very simple!

        Don't sign up for a google account, or simply do not sign in.

    2. Re:All I want.. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a Google Personalized on steroids to me.
      And that one is at least optional so far.

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    3. Re:All I want.. by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      Easy. Don't use google.

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    4. Re:All I want.. by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      and that's the reason I don't use gmail. Others are just as good, for casual (most common) use.

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      I am Jack9.
      Everyone knows me.
  12. Disposable personalities by zecg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't allow cookies accross sessions, dispose of your personalities and change your gmail accounts regularly, use only GPG 4096-byte encrypted text in your gmail account, put on your tinfoil hat when thinking anything at all and - you'll still be within the System, tracked and numbered.

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    1. Re:Disposable personalities by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      just wait until google's system is so good at differentiating between various typing habits that none of those protections matter. Just think, capitalization, punctuation, character burst rate, vernacular, hours of use, and formatting of search strings will all work against you.

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  13. This is awesome! by LaughingCoder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those guys at $oogle are making Microsoft look like amateurs when it comes to world domination!

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    1. Re:This is awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the average person uses nothing from Google other than the search engine I somehow doubt that... Googles stock prices are way overpriced considering nothing they've done has really been a success other than their search engine and even that seems to be slipping lately. The quality of their search results is getting pretty bad in my opinion.

    2. Re:This is awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soogle?

      M$ was silly enough, although useful to group close minded zealots together, as they always gave themselves away with it.

      And $/S was kinda clever the first 1 minute you saw it.

      But Soogle...?

    3. Re:This is awesome! by Pneuma+ROCKS · · Score: 1

      And $/S was kinda clever the first 1 minute you saw it.

      But Soogle...?

      What about $G0000000000gle? That's a bit catchy.

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    4. Re:This is awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd have to tend to agree. Anything, other than extremely focused searches, tends to bring up crap.

      By focused searches, I mean "my search query -terms site:xyz.com" . With focused searches, it still is amazing though and I still use it every day.

    5. Re:This is awesome! by Frankie70 · · Score: 1


        Those guys at $oogle are making Microsoft look like amateurs when it comes to world domination!


      I prefer Goog£e to $oogle.
      $oogle sounds like Soogle.

  14. Hey Scuttle(butt)Monkey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're back again today.

  15. All the world's information by Ifni · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... includes yours.

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  16. Fine by me by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My Gmail account is my "send everything here" account. It gets spam from every where from tin foil hat sites to live journal. If you can find a way to work out what I like from "Person X has replied to your comment with 'lol, I agree' " then that's fine by me.

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    1. Re:Fine by me by whovian · · Score: 1

      My Gmail account is my "send everything here" account. It gets spam from every where from tin foil hat sites to live journal.

      That, and throwaway user accounts, is what I have used mailinator for.

      disclosure: I have no affiliation whatsoever with mailinator.

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    2. Re:Fine by me by aoe2bug · · Score: 5, Funny

      lol, i agree

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    3. Re:Fine by me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand your point of view, but the emails contain more than just the message. They can most of the time determine the originating site by looking at the sender information, and start building your profile from the information stored on that site.

    4. Re:Fine by me by Punboy · · Score: 0, Troll

      **disclaimer

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    5. Re:Fine by me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bastard. :P

      How dare you whore my post for free Karma?!

    6. Re:Fine by me by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      yeah, but a lot of the time, some email servers default append the previous message at the bottom with > at the beginning of each line. If that happens, they get your original message as well, right?

  17. Cradle-to-Grave Ad Tracking by K-Man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's face it, the only economic reason for a company to build and host a bunch of unrelated applications is to link together advertising and user profiles. Why else would a search engine be talking about providing free WiFi service? So they can track users' locations and deliver location-targeted ads.

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    1. Re:Cradle-to-Grave Ad Tracking by warhammerkid · · Score: 1

      True, but WiFi service also allows customized mapping (MITs campus), the possibility of easy traffic data when phones start to have WiFi, and many other things that are impossible without the ability to determine location.

  18. Welcome to the future by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where computers and systems know what you want and then give it to you. Good? Evil? Well that all depends on intent doesn't it.

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    1. Re:Welcome to the future by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      It's a cliche, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

      Personally, I think the that Google's doing this is not an inherently bad thing, afterall if not them, it would have been Yahoo! or Microsoft.

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    2. Re:Welcome to the future by vettemph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>> this is not an inherently bad thing,

      Until your mother tries to use your PC to search for quilts and is bombarded with ads for TEENAGE!!!LESBI
      ANS!!!UPSKIRT!!!BEWBZ!!!!RIMJOB!!!TWINKS!!!!

      You will never be able to use your PC when you have company. Your Ads don't lie.

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  19. Are patnets evil? by a_greer2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    NO! the abuse of ptents is evil, and Google has yet to do this, they are just defending themselves in the arms race against ass-hats like Bezose and Gates, who patented the single and double clicks respectively, and other such loonicy. Google has yet to cross thhe line, untill they do, I will respect them -- HELL, if they havent abused teir power by now, why would they start?

    1. Re:Are patnets evil? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      They haven't abused their power because they weren't public, and they had limited manpower before. Both have changed recently. They are now publicly traded with more at stake than ever. They are hiring thousands, and when the new workforce settle in 2006/2007. Google will be dangerous.

    2. Re:Are patnets evil? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Google will be dangerous.

      However, if you wish, you can still search on e.g. Yahoo! or other services.
      They're even catching up with Google's.

      It's not like Google will be out there to get you, but I do believe their users should be aware they're using the data they collect about you.

      On the other hand, who knows how many search engines hasn't...

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    3. Re:Are patnets evil? by duerra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      NO! the abuse of ptents is evil, and Google has yet to do this, they are just defending themselves in the arms race against ass-hats like Bezose and Gates
      And using this against them in the event of such an arms race would be abuse of the patents, and therefore evil.

      Unless you are taking about a "defensive" patent, a patent to prevent somebody else from patenting something. But that's just lunacy, since you would already then have prior art.

      And anyway, places like Amazon already do personalized results based on your purchase history. Wouldn't this be considered prior art? Clearly, personalized *anything* in an online world today should be considered obvious, and if it hasn't been done it's probably not because somebody hadn't thought of it, because it wasn't really technically efficient to do up until this point.

      My vote on this patent? THUMBS DOWN!

    4. Re:Are patnets evil? by tiredoftryingtofindo · · Score: 1

      I don't know about "patnets", but I consider software and business methods patents evil, as they've demonstrated time and time again that they cripple innovation and legitimate competition.

    5. Re:Are patnets evil? by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Say Microsoft were to contact Google and say "You're infringing on 452 of our patents, and we want you to pay $X for them.". If Google had no patents, they'd be kind of screwed. But, if Google has tons of patents on random crap like advertising in RSS and personalized search results, they can say "Well, you're infringing on 521 of ours, so screw you.".

      I think this is the point of "defensive patents". (Of course, I am not in charge of Google's patent policies, so I wouldn't know for sure.)

    6. Re:Are patnets evil? by fyoder · · Score: 2, Insightful
      HELL, if they havent abused teir power by now, why would they start?

      Hopefully those with controlling interest currently will maintain it for a long time. Because when the good king dies, the heirs are typically less good. When the good king happens to be that rare creature the good vampire, and the heirs are all typical, blood thirsty vampires, then the chance of going evil is even greater. In the case of Google it's increasingly looking as though eventually the blood thirsty vampires will have vast quantities of personal information on hundreds of millions of people.

      I think the guys in charge of Google now are ok, but how can they guarantee the 'do no evil' policy in perpetuity? Even those who think Google is currently trustworthy have cause for concern.

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    7. Re:Are patnets evil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you give me an example of where evil billy, amazon, etc uses their patents against other company's... ? Or can you predict the future... .

  20. It's already being done by Slashdoc+Beta · · Score: 5, Informative

    On some seaches you perform you see a "personalized results (BETA)" message. I didn't really have a chance to determine whether the results are better, other than that it ranks the sites you visited before higher.

    1. Re:It's already being done by Rayaru · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've noticed that too. For me, the results seem to be "better." It's probably just because I do a lot of repeat/similar searches. Anyway, it's nice not to have to sift through the same search twice because I forgot to bookmark something.

  21. Filing patents to prevent patent misuse by ip_fired · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps they are filing the patent to prevent other companies from filing a similar patent and then using it against Google? Google has already started down the road of targetted ads for their users and storing everything they can about the user's search habits.

    For example, if you sign up for a personalized google page, they'll start tracking your searchs, and they will even let you go back and look at the searches that you made weeks ago.

    I personally like this kind of stuff. It's useful to me if I forgot to bookmark a site that I liked, I can go back through my search history and find the site again.

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    1. Re:Filing patents to prevent patent misuse by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      I guess as long as you're happy only being able to use such features with Google, it's all just hunky-dory.

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    2. Re:Filing patents to prevent patent misuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they are filing the patent to prevent other companies from filing a similar patent and then using it against Google?

      35 U.S.C. sec 102 and sec 103 provide that ANY "printed publication" can serve as prior art that renders a proposed claim unpatentable due to a lack of novelty or a lack of non-obviousness. Therefore, you do not need to obtain a "defensive patent" to prevent a competitor from patenting that same subject matter. You merely need to publicly disclose that subject matter.

      Even if you believe that this is not sufficient, you can prepare and file a patent application as a Statutory Invention Registration, which is published, indexed, and catalogued just like a patent, but which cannot be used offensively like a patent, and which notably does not require the additional attorney fees and government fees associated with patent prosecution, issuance, and maintenance.

      Therefore, there is no rational reason not to publish your software idea, or to file an SIR disclosing your idea, unless you are after one thing: monopolizing a software method. I've already read comments from Google-apologists suggesting that Google would only assert such a patent against a competitor like Microsoft in response to being sued by a competitor like Microsoft for patent infringement, and all I can say is "Don't you believe it."

      Has Google publicly announced that its intellectual property is merely a defensive patent portfolio? No? Then you would have to be a fool to infringe on this type of "defensive patent", yet the apologists act as if Google is not preventing other software programmers from writing useful applications that incorporate the subject matter in the application. ALL THIS WITHOUT EVEN CONSIDERING THE QUALITY OF THE SUPPOSEDLY PATENTABLE IDEA. This board is full of individuals that seemingly believe that every software patent ever issued is invalid because there is prior art, whether they've actually read and understood the patent claims or not, but since it's Google's application, it's all good.

      What a load...

  22. What were you expecting? by whayworth · · Score: 3, Informative

    All the clues were there: context-sensitive ads in GMail was just an obvious one. If you sign up for an account with Google, you agree to their licensing terms; you do the same when instsalling an operating system from a corporation who shall not be named. If you don't like the idea that Google has access to your email, realize that any other provider has the same privileges; it's just that Google, intelligently (but not necessarily morally defensible), chose to take advantage of them. If you didn't use Google, it would be your ISP or another email provider (unless you have your own server).

    TANSTAAFL.

    1. Re:What were you expecting? by InsaneGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt general ISP's have any processes that troll through users emails for marketing information. That just doesn't happen unless you are a search company. It's true that system admins will have access to your account but that is hardly similar to going through customers accounts looking for data to resell to others.

    2. Re:What were you expecting? by whayworth · · Score: 1

      But you're making several assumptions about your ISP, in that case as well. What's to say that they don't have an automated script running through the mbox files? Many people thought Google could do no wrong at first, but even companies with "Do no evil" among their tenets can become perverted.

  23. Subject by trollable · · Score: 1

    You still have software patents? How unlucky you are! BTW, nothing new. It has been done many times (and long time ago) but in general for a specific domain (music, ...). Google is just introducing targeted search to their own system, which is a bit more global. Now burn the USPTO.

  24. Get ready to watch ... by ngunton · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... as all the Google fanboys do mental summersaults to twist reality to fit the conflicting notions that Google can do nothing wrong, and yet web patents are so very, very wrong...

    I can see it now, future headline:

    Google CEO Revealed as Beelzebub Prince of Darkness, Mountain View New 7th Circle of Hell

    Slashdot comments:

    "Well, you know, Satan *is* very misunderstood"

    "Gmail still rocks! I don't care if the Google minions sacrifice a kitten every time I check my mail, as long as I have my 100 TB of storage! Whoohoo!"

    "I just sold my eternal soul for more relevant search results - but hey, I got a great price on this DVD player! Thanks Asmodeus!"

    "My monitor smokes a bit when I do searches now, but hey - I can find out what all my friends have been *really* thinking about me! Hey, this new GoogleBrainCrawler kicks butt! Go Google! But ... make the voices stop, please?"

    "Yahoo! made a deal with the ancient Nordic Gods but they're just playing catch up at this point"

    "Jeez guys, if it was Microsoft making a deal with Belial then we'd be all over it but just because it's Google, you're all ... erk ... ack ... (transmission terminated)"

    1. Re:Get ready to watch ... by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      Im getting really pissed at this now. Google is not evil until they have proven themselves othervise. While Microsoft has been and continues to be drawn into court upon various charges about killing any and all competition. I havent seen that from Google yet. I feel this is but a PR war to make it look as if Google is a vivious predatory company just as Microsoft but its really a battle in vein. Until Google really does something stupid not many will believe the FUD hammered around. Its really strange that other companies isnt held up to the same saint status as google. Measure any other company like this with google and you will find google coming out ontop in most cases.

      I dont mind a bit handing over my personal information to a company i can trust. Its a whole different matter to hand that information over to a predatory monopolist who stop at nothing to kill its competition and will gladly sell its soul to the devil for some money.

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    2. Re:Get ready to watch ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I dont mind a bit handing over my personal information to a company i can trust.

      When it comes to personal information, I think people shouldn't trust any company...
      Even if they are a sexy do-no-evil, do-no-wrong ex-startup bent on world domination for your own good.

    3. Re:Get ready to watch ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This has nothing to do just a single issue (as you are trying to narrow it down to for some reason) such as being anti-competitive.

      Giggle is helping the Chinese oppress its citizens.

      Giggle execs are buying plush polluting 767's while at the same time stating they drive hybrid cars and care about the environment.

      Now Giggle has IPO'd and is at the mercy of shareholders who can pull the strings.

      I don't like the idea of a company to have access to so much information about individual poeple and is using it for their own personal profit motivated desires. Obviously, this is open to more abuse too. What is stopping their DBA from mining a database for some dirt on someone?

    4. Re:Get ready to watch ... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1
      Giggle is helping the Chinese oppress its citizens.
      1) Who's Giggle? I presume you're referring to Google. 2) Would you rather have the Chinese have to use a filtered Google or have them not be able to use Google at all? Because those are your choices.
      Giggle execs are buying plush polluting 767's while at the same time stating they drive hybrid cars and care about the environment.
      I don't know enough about this to comment.
      Now Giggle has IPO'd and is at the mercy of shareholders who can pull the strings.
      Hence the two classes of stock.
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    5. Re:Get ready to watch ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sense of humour is broken, Giggle fanboi.

      Giggle has a choice of being ethical and not helping out the Chinese.

      Read the news. Even Giggle News carried the damn story.

      Whether the stock is voting or not, Giggle is mandated by law to maximize profit. This means they are bound by law to do things that will require them to use IP in a way that many of us consider abhorrent, for example.

    6. Re:Get ready to watch ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdotter #1: What is that?

      Slashdotter #2: He must have died while typing it.

      Slashdotter #3: Oh come on!

      Slashdotter #2: Well, that's what it says.

      Slashdotter #3: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to type "erk... ack..." He'd just say it.

      Slashdotter #2: Maybe he was using voice recognition software.

      Slashdotter #3: Oh shut up!

    7. Re:Get ready to watch ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't care if the Google minions sacrifice a kitten every time I check my mail

      They must get sore.

    8. Re:Get ready to watch ... by MetallicPlastic · · Score: 1

      "Jeez guys, if it was Microsoft making a deal with Belial then we'd be all over it but just because it's Google, you're all ... erk ... ack ... (transmission terminated)"

      What is that?
      He must have died while typing it.
      Oh, come on!
      Well, that's what it says.
      Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to type 'erk ... ack'. He'd just say it!
      Well, that's what's typed in the post!
      Perhaps he was dictating.
      Oh, shut up.

  25. Thats stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is it evil? It could be evil because its very powerful but in the right hands.. it could be good for everyone.

    I think a lot of people trust google.. i do.

    1. Re:Thats stupid. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think a lot of people trust google.. i do.

      whooo! the value of google just went up a notch.

      (the yacht can be a few feet longer, now...)

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  26. you are what you buy by moviepig.com · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...change the ranking of Google's organic results per each individual user...

    Okay, here's a tinfoil-wrapped theory for your light enjoyment:

    Psychologists have long claimed that advertising affects our psyches (e.g., cartoon shows' cereal and toy ads, the NFL's beer ads...). Google proposes to detect those changes in our psyches, and presumably to reinforce them. This could amount to a self-fulfilling and dangerous feedback-loop... resulting in mental image-burn, if not outright transformation. Before the body-snatching takes hold, I'm writing my congressperson...

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  27. it's all good by intmainvoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Makes perfect sense for google to track which links i click on - essentially i'm filtering out the type results I don't want, so if the search algorithm can learn from that and produce more relevant results, then great!

    Privacy isn't such an issue on this considering Google already has this information on a per user level - this probably doesn't raise any additional privacy concerns.

    1. Re:it's all good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They track what links you're clicking on since quite some time. You won't usually notice it because they change the status bar text to the 'normal' link when you hover over one, but sometimes, all links from a result page will be bent to run over a logger script at google. It's visible (and very annoying) if you just right-click and copy the link, or your network connection goes down after you loaded the search page. Sometimes those bent links disappear after a reload, sometimes they don't. Does anyone around here know more about this?

  28. OK... exactly how does one reconcile... by kclittle · · Score: 1

    ... a motto of "do no evil" with patent applications that use phrases such as "user targeted"? Obviously I am not a customer to be served, but a resource to be "targeted". What next, "identify and neutralize"? "Search and destroy"?
    -k

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  29. Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good people do bad things, but bad things don't do good people, so it's bad :)

    Its not new, its not non-obvious and they're just using up their goodwill by filing for it.

  30. They probably have to do this by max+born · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google is not necessarily evil for doing taking out a patent. We live in a world of IP and patents. They probably have to do this for protection.

    However, if Google starts using this patent to thwart their competition then they'll be making a mockery of their own do-no-evil slogan.

    1. Re:They probably have to do this by olip · · Score: 1

      We live in a world of IP and patents

      Not a world, just a country.
      In Europe, we are still free from software patents.

  31. Weaving A Story by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure I could write a witty comment about how the once noble Google has fallen from grace and sold its soul, rising like a rocket to the grat and smog filled heights of modern corperate decadence, but the storyline has probably been patented by now.

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  32. Defensive Maneuver? by polv0 · · Score: 1

    What with gmail being copyrighted in the UK, perhaps this is designed to prevent others from frivously patenting google's technology and then suing them in an attempt to get paid off?

  33. Bloody 'ell! by DysenteryInTheRanks · · Score: 2, Informative
    Remember, in this wonderful technocapitalist system of ours, YOU HAVE A CHOICE!

    If you don't want to support the 767-buying, patent-filing search engine, you could switch to ...

    ... the search engine that snitches on dissidents to the secret police of totalitarian China!

    ... the search engine run by a bullying monopoly that has run afoul of anti-trust laws.

    ... the search engine of another company looking to exploit the patent system.

    Suddenly I'm wishing at least one university had held on to its search engine (Stanford had Google and Berkeley Inktomi) before spinning it out to make bucks.

    1. Re:Bloody 'ell! by enjahova · · Score: 1

      Is an open source search engine plausible?

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    2. Re:Bloody 'ell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, unless its page ranking system was kept secret to prevent SEO abuse.. But, the page ranking system is basically what a search engine is, so there'd be little point.

    3. Re:Bloody 'ell! by DysenteryInTheRanks · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see it, and no I don't think page ranking algo has to be kept secret. Security through obscurity hasn't helped Google in that regard. Don't know of any serious effort at this point, tho.

  34. Sweet Revenge by sco08y · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll have sweet revenge when the goatse trolls run an innocuous search for their boss and get their "personalized results."

  35. Wow, cool by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking yesterday what a horrible idea that would be and how glad I am that google doesnt do this. I'm so cool.

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  36. Control of information is what this age is about by ourcraft · · Score: 0

    The reason we have privacy is because it's none of your F$#@#@ business.

    "This is all too hard, we can't argue with them can we?" "Well if we had system where people could choose their own government, and we weren't already run by an ever-more powerful group of companies, but that's impossible."

    Just relax this won't hurt a bit.

    See, just below your ass are your hind "legs" - now get up on them. I know it's scary, but this is called standing up. It is different from kneeling.

    All your major news outlets are liars, your entire administration is a betrayal, your major corporations proudly have no morals or empathy (ie: they are sociopaths). Collecting information about you is to have power over you.

    cough, sorry.

    Do you think that the heads of any company uses a gmail account? Do you think you could scan and file any of the documents sent accross the internet of any 'important person'?

    Are you important? ?

    Do you have the phone numbers (etc) of the ten thousand most powerful people in your economy(nation) in a searchable database. Do they have yours?

    If you aren't active enough in trying to change all this to have warrented a DHS background check then you aren't using your life very well.

    This is not troll, nor is it flame bait.

    The control of information is what you are doing right now sitting in the darkened cubby or basement of your lives. Control of information is what this age is about.

  37. Google and Privacy by pdjohe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Google is getting worse and worse with privacy. From a geek point of view, they got a bunch of cool apps, but from a humanist point of view, I feel google is definately turning over to the dark side.

    In a couple of years, we will probably be discussing Google and privacy concerns just like we discuss Microsoft and security concerns now.

    1. Re:Google and Privacy by chromozone · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Google has the potential to be the invasive menace everyone thought Microsoft was. People get married all the time to nice supportive people - then when the chains are on the masks come off and the liberty taking emerges. The AIDS virus builds itslef into a persons genetic material - Google seems to be headed the same way.

    2. Re:Google and Privacy by nephridium · · Score: 1

      This is a very plausible scenario. I know for us geeks it's great to rave about a company like Google that drives new ideas and technology to a new level. Although I believe unconciously many identify with Google, because they see in them the counterpart to the omnipresent evil Microsoft (which the Linux community with all it's diversity and no firm managing "kernel" can never become).

      What disturbs me is the notion that people seem to have nothing against accumulation of power as long as they believe it is good for them. History has shown in many different ways that accumulation of power in itself is evil. Why? Because over the long term people can not handle too much power. Too much power has usually corrupted those in charge unless they already had a corrupt mind in the first place and came to power with the help of good marketing (also known as propaganda).

      I am aware of a few (very few) examples in which those in power have not been corrupted and have led with foresight and really "did good". In these cases the problem arises as soon as an event weakens their stance among the people (usually their death). Those who will fill the void, the 'successors to the trone', are very likely to either be egoistic (and therefore will abuse their power), incompetent or both, which again leads to the scenario above - a few corrupt individuals with way too much power in their hands.

      Power should always be distributed as evenly as possible. There will always be those who crave power and those that don't care. But in order to keep the suffering of people to a minimum, we, the people, have to remain eternally vigilant about who seizes power and especially who seizes too much power.

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  38. Temptation risk VERY high by davidwr · · Score: 1

    The more power you have the more temptation there is to abuse that power.

    AFAIK, "Do No Evil" is an informal slogan around Google. Google would go a long way to alleviating concern if they added that to their corporate mission statement and bylaws.

    The current leadership of Google may be committed to "doing no evil" but leadership changes and leaders can become corrupt.

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    1. Re:Temptation risk VERY high by General+Alcazar · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That is a nice sentiment, but if you are going to make such a bylaw, you would have to define "evil".

      Unfortunately, in the real world, things are not so black and white.

    2. Re:Temptation risk VERY high by fyoder · · Score: 3, Informative
      AFAIK, "Do No Evil" is an informal slogan around Google. Google would go a long way to alleviating concern if they added that to their corporate mission statement and bylaws.

      It is a part of the 'owner's manual' included with their SEC filing.

      Co-founders release Google 'owner's manual'

      Perhaps not so much 'buyer beware' as 'buyer be advised'. Investors know up front what the company is about and Google is not obligated to aggressively pursue short term profits by whatever means for its share holders. It has explicitly told them it will not do that.

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    3. Re:Temptation risk VERY high by Jesapoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, google collect information on you, but when you get down to it, it's so you get useful adverts and better search results. They do this to improve the service they supply to you. How is this an issue?

      Yes, it's all to make money. How awful for them! How dare a company use that damned accursed capitalism - hasn't anyone told them that the USSR and Communism won the cold war?

      Yes, they might give it to the government, but that's because that is the law - and if you have an issue with that, then the government is at fault, not Google! If the government demanded google hand over information that could help arrest paedophiles, would you cry foul then?

      This is like the argument about supermarket reward cards that we had a while ago.

      Reward cards monitor your buying habits, and with that information tries to improve the store inventory and layout, to encourage more people to shop there. So, in return for helping them get more money, you not only get a better stock and store design, but money off vouchers for things you buy! OK, so they've got information on how many condoms you buy - quite frankly, i'm happy to take that hit if it makes my shopping experience better and cheaper. Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't see the problem with that.

  39. MAKE MONEY OFF PATENT VIOLATIONS???!?!!!111 by killa62 · · Score: 1

    Steps:
    1. Make patent "Violation of other patents."
    2. Bribe patent office to be accepted.
    3. Google/Microsoft/etc/etc violates a patent.
    4. Sue them.
    5. ???
    6. PROFIT!

  40. You got the POWER!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't like it, then don't use it!
    aka Stop using Google!!.

  41. Evil isn't what I'm worried about by FatBear · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think Google has done a good job of making their search results more and more appropriate, and I really appreciate it, so I'm afraid they are going to make themselves less useful by trying to second-guess what I want. At least half of the searches I do on Google follow no pattern, probably more. Yet they will try to discern a pattern and skew the results appropriately. That will result in poorer search results. I'll have to start looking elsewhere.

    It's been so long since I've used a rival search engine/site that I don't even know who the second best one is. I do remember that many of them also returned google search results along with their own. I don't imagine that Google will be able to profile other search sites the way it does individual users because so many users will create near randomness. So maybe those results will become better than results acquired directly from Google.

    1. Re:Evil isn't what I'm worried about by hhawk · · Score: 1

      Not that I don't believe you but can you prove that 1/2 your searches don't involve a pattern?

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    2. Re:Evil isn't what I'm worried about by FatBear · · Score: 1
      Of course not. But I was being conservative. :-) I doubt that they could find any useful patterns. I use Google dozens of times a day. They could certainly find patterns within any give hour, say. But those patterns would not repeat themselves in subsequent hours and usually not in subsequent days.

      I do understand that there are many ways that patterns could appear. Not only do I not always search for things within my fields of expertise, but I usually search for things with are outside of my fields of expertise - that means, pretty much everything. So if I search for the Gospel of Thomas, for example, because I've heard about it and am curious, will they assume that I'm religious (a mistake) and slant their results toward religious sites or subjects?

      And I don't always look for products to buy, but I sometimes do. And sometimes I am interested in information on products, with no intention of buying them. I sometimes look for information on people or companies that I do business with, but sometimes for information on people or companies that I have no relationship or commonality with. If I read an article saying that eggplant is good for my health, and I want to learn about it, will they send me a bunch of eggplant recipes because my previous food searches were for recipes? That would not be useful. At the very least, I would have to build a new intuition of how to word my search queries so that they will confuse the algorithms and produce the results that I want. I've spent years building my current intuition and I'm pretty good at asking the right questions so I will get what I want.

      Anyway, I'm not worried that they are evil, but that we'll lose a useful web tool.

    3. Re:Evil isn't what I'm worried about by hhawk · · Score: 1

      Bad Patterning?
      I've heard of Amazon making really stupid pattern matching stuff, like someone buying a 1 book about the Army for some Uncle or co worker and forever having milary type books presented to them.

      Some Patterning?
      But my guess is there are patterns. If they can detect when your searching for something within a domain expertise versus when you are not, that alone would help.

      Meta Patterns!
      There is a Meta level to this. They can match your patterns to those of others, as in collaborative filtering. You could also think of it as Jungian meta Archtype search patternings. (e.g., here is an other computer geek searching about Gospel of Thomas.)

      My guess is most of peoples searchs contain information in the since of Shannon's Law (the signal is greater than the noise; they contain information). If they contain information their is some change their is a pattern that can be detected either within case of all the searches of the person searching, or meta within the case of all searches, or some intersection of both those cases.

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    4. Re:Evil isn't what I'm worried about by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      It depends how good the heuristics are. If all it does is analyse your searching, the chances are it will be crap. If it analyses your searching and matches your patterns to other users, it's likely to be very accurate. If you search for seemingly random things then the chances are it will come back with the 'normal' results because you have no trends to base them on.

      On the other hand, if you search for "wine" and have a large history of searching for computer terms but no recipies then it should (if it's a decent algorithm, which Google is renowned for creating) realise that most other people who search lots of computer terms and no recipies only clicked results for WINE (The Windows API one). Even better, it will realise that the "wine" you are looking for is what other people searched for as "wine linux" or even "windows applications linux".

      Google has more than enough data to be mining to start with, and I have noticed my searches finding what I want more often first time since I turned on search history.

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    5. Re:Evil isn't what I'm worried about by FatBear · · Score: 1
      Good points.

      Also, right now the results are based on what the website creators want to be "searchable", though Google is becoming harder to steer. I suppose a search result based on other similarly bizarre people to me would be better than a search result based on what the websites want me to find.

      I don't usually search for single words such as "wine". (I know it was just an example.) I've learned how to phrase my searches to get what I want within the first few entries on the first page. Yes, that is also partly Google getting better. Maybe part of my concern is selfish: I'll have to re-learn how to phrase things all over again. :-)

  42. Some offtopic notes by game+kid · · Score: 1

    If one doesn't know the respective significances of 314159265 and 299792458, said "one" is not meant for Slashdot.

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  43. "No, really, they have to do this" by uberchicken · · Score: 1

    This is actually very clever. It's just a ploy by Google themselves to shake out all the hypocrites and fanboys. It's like that stuff the FBI use to show up semen at a crime scene.

    My slashdot policy book must be out of date. Didn't we all agree software patents were evil?

  44. amazon doing that ? by dindi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    it is kinda covered by a previous amazon patent, besides displaying an ad on a visitors behaviour exists for a long time:

    e.g.
    My visitor is looking at portable mp3 audio players for the last 5 visits, you want to display an ipod commercial instead of a hairdryer.

    When that user searches for "moby audio tracks" you will present results ranked higher for places that sell mp3 other than LPs.

    Respect to google, but I think it is also a common knowledge patent. I mean what I mentioned is an afternoon of SQL query tuning that I do not want to compare to millions of results organized by google, but at the end that patent seems to cover a bunch of similar practices that fall under the

    "search result ordering based on user behaviour" ....

    the typing issue is a good idea though .... e.g. you can distingush grandma typing 1 letter per 5 seconds, while mr 10-finger-typer geek can type 5+ letters in a sec :) hmm ... strange idea ....
    I guess it also includes typo watch, misspell watch and similar ..... cool idea:) never thought of that ....

    now google will start displaying ads about "quit drinking" or "hangover pills" when compared to my normal daily typing I start typing terribly on a late Saturday night ? ARE YOU DRUNK ? :)

    now google just needs to start putting a HAL-like glowing red eye and microphones into our rooms, an anal implant and urine and stool analyzer to provide perfect results ....

    off topic:

    I mentioned it already , but interestingly the more and more google refines it's algo, the more and more I find myself using other search engines, as some of the things I am searching for provide less and less usable information for me...
    for tech stuff google is unbeatable, however shopping/comparing and travel, I turn to yahoo more and more nowadays.....

  45. Ahem.. by Neoncow · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ..

    ..

    DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

  46. Grant your trust for the right reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    These are actions Google has actually taken:

    Helped Chinese authorities to censor their subjects' Internet access.
    (http://www.cdrinfo.com/Sections/News/Details.aspx ?NewsId=14130)

    Selectively approved and refused ads, based on political content.
    (http://www.unknownnews.net/google.html)
    (http://www.thenation.com/doc/20040830/reilly)

    Permanently collected search history for everyone who has ever used their site.
    (http://www.google.com/intl/en/privacypolicy.html)
    (http://www.techweb.com/wire/ebiz/161500535)

    Permanently collected/indexed the email history and content of all gmail users, for marketing and law-enforcement use.
    (http://mail.google.com/mail/help/privacy.html)

    Filed obvious software patents.
    (Refer to this slashdot story.)

    For me, when people's actions directly contradict their words, I reduce my trust in them accordingly. Google can keep claiming to "do no evil," but the words are becoming more and more empty.

    "How is it evil? It could be evil because its very powerful but in the right hands.. it could be good for everyone."

    There's a simple way to tell if someone is likely to abuse power. When someone collects power over you, and states that it's for a purpose which doesn't require that power, you are being misled.

    1. Re:Grant your trust for the right reasons by Artevelde · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does anybody else find it odd that the Nation article has google adwords in the lower right?

    2. Re:Grant your trust for the right reasons by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the email is kept forever? Just because they can't go and scrub the emails from all their backup tapes instantly doesn't mean they keep them in a vault forever to use against you.

    3. Re:Grant your trust for the right reasons by Retric · · Score: 1

      The cost of keeping that data keeps going down. Look at HDD size vs storage space 5,10,20 years ago and then guess how much space Google is probably going to have in 5,10, and 20 years from now. In 10 years all the data they have now should fit on a single rack and in 20 years it will probably fit on a single disk. Yes, over time the value of all that data will keep droping but why dump it?

    4. Re:Grant your trust for the right reasons by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Why keep it, is the real question. If news of that kind of thing leaked, it would destroy their reputation. the rick would be far too high.

    5. Re:Grant your trust for the right reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your email address nullifies your commments. Be cautious of on any service provided to you, especially a free one.

    6. Re:Grant your trust for the right reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To exist on the chinese web yahoo and microsoft also censored content.

    7. Re:Grant your trust for the right reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, when people's actions directly contradict their words, I reduce my trust in them accordingly.

      That reminds me of a parody movie of the ID4 film, it was called Mars Attacks!. At one point of the movie, the martians where destoying everything and killing everyone, while they where saying "do not be affraid, we do not want to hurt you, we come here in peace".

      In some way, I think google is doing the same, they are gathering all the data they have, as you have shown they have made evil things and yet they continue to state "we Do no evil".

      Beware... be aware.

  47. Google duo splash out for airliner by linumax · · Score: 1

    Do no evil. Unless you have shareholders?

    This is not funny, it's the ugly TRUTH!
    This story ---> Google duo splash out for airliner reminds me of a story I read in a magazine a couple of years ago. It was an inteview with larry or sergey or maybe both (don't remember now), btw, one of them said that everything is so simple @ google, to the extent that if someday somebody buys a BMW the he/she might lose his/her job! Looks like money has the power to change many things ... *sigh*

  48. Personalized Search by RockoW · · Score: 1

    I think this patent is for their on going Personalized Search Beta technology you can enable or disable it is YOUR choice.
    Personalized Search Help

  49. So that's why... by mikael · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This has been driving me nuts for some time now.

    Often, when trying to find some information at work, I'll try a Google search, and
    make a note of the search terms in order to continue working at home. Then when I go
    home and type in the same set of keywords, I'll get a completely different set of
    search results, with the articles I was reading now missing.

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    1. Re:So that's why... by socrates09 · · Score: 1

      And no more linking too Google searches when posting in Slashdot :)

  50. a-ok by frankcow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have absolutely no problem with this. I really don't care how detailed they want to get in their information gathering. After all, I'm one in a few billion people, what are the chances that any of my 'private' information would ever be surfaced in any way.

    I don't see this as an invasion of privacy. I see it as a business filling the need of a customer, one who wants to find the exact information they're looking for, and instantly.

  51. lol, I agree by TyrelHaveman · · Score: 1

    Personally, I have no problem with my life being made easier by Google. They provide great services in all aspects, and listen to user input. If they get my input with no additional effort from me, that's even better. I'll volunteer any information they want, since I know it will be better for me and for them.

    While I do not entirely agree with software patents, I do generally agree with Google--particularly in this case. This is the kind of thing they are really good at, and they deserve the right to the patent. It's not like the encourage all their employees to file for 5 patents per month or whatever Microsoft does.

  52. Teaching someone to search? by kinbote · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This may be a disaster for Person X trying to communicate to Person Y how to search for a particular topic. The terms that yield good results for X may receive hidden help from X's personal context, which is totally murky and can't be readily communicated to Y, let alone typed in the search box...

    As a simplified example, consider how the agriculture professor and a freshman student may end up with wildly divergent search results for "Onion"...

  53. Funny? by enjahova · · Score: 1

    Funny? Insightful!

    We want information at the tips of our fingers, and Google provides it.

    This is like those questions where the answer isn't black and white. If I make a website with the (public) info of abortion doctors in my town. Then what if I put directions from the church to their houses using google maps? What if I mark all the pawn shops and gun shows on the way? When is it too much?

    What if I put YOUR information on there? What if you put mine? I believe these questions have not hit the courts yet, and my professor asks them as open ended questions to the class.

    Things are changing fast, what is privacy? How much do we want in our society? We want to fight terrorism and we want to hold the government accountable so it doesn't become a terrorist police state.

    Wish I knew the answers :)

    One of the quotes on my personalized Google home page is not really relevant but I thought it was interesting:

    Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -Leo Tolstoy

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  54. Patents always Evil? by kg4gyt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Patents can be a good thing in the right hands. If google allows anyone to use the technology it could be a good thing, because if they control it companies like Microsoft can't charge us for it. Google could get the patent, use it against microsoft, but allow open source not for profit groups to do with the technology as they please.

  55. Depends on who does the patting by baomike · · Score: 1

    Haste makes waste. (or waist if at the dinner table)

  56. Apt quotefest... by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 1, Funny

    PADME: So this is how liberty dies, to the sound of thunderous applause.

    Well done Google... another patent... another cool app... but then all in all it's just another brick in the wall.

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    1. Re:Apt quotefest... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      I am totally not a star wars fan (I know I know, sue me), but that was the strongest line in the whole movie.

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  57. Moral code of patents by oddityfds · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lobbying for software patents: Bad.

    Applying for software patents: Sometimes necessary today, but shouldn't be.

    Bragging about granted software patents: Impresses stock market, pisses me off.

    Using patents offensively: Bad.

    Using patents only defensively: Ok.

    We'll see what Google does...

  58. 'typing behavior'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if you type one handed, all the the results are porn? ;)

  59. Help is near, help is near... help is here! by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

    When comparing strings, you should use eq?, not =.

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    1. Re:Help is near, help is near... help is here! by JimBowen · · Score: 1

      No! You should use ==. :@
      Death to scheme, death and much destruction.

  60. NSLs by Thrasy · · Score: 1

    Just wait until the FBI hands out an NSL for your "user targeted" search results...

  61. Ever heard of blocking cookies? by octaene · · Score: 1

    To thwart world domination, use your browser to block everything except session cookies from Google. This will allow you to keep using Gmail and your Gmail Notifier Firefox extension, etc. while keeping Google from tracking you across the Internet./p.

  62. In Solvat Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    User Targeted Search Results patent you!!!

    1. Re:In Solvat Russia... by kg4czo · · Score: 1

      That should be..... The Search Results target you!!!

  63. All I want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I want... is the ability to easily opt in.

  64. Can you request to see your own information? by SushiFugu · · Score: 1

    The thing that bugs me is it seems impossible to find out exactly what information Google has tied to me. Do they offer any way for me to request to see such info? I would assume not, they would likely make the argument that if they allowed that there could be misuses by people claiming to be someone they are not attempting to gopher information, but it still bothers me that there is no way to find out.

  65. Cool! by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when I google myself I'll look really popular on the web!

  66. A little scary but... by Paraplex · · Score: 1

    I've always wanted a search feature in my "Stumble to" account

    stumble! has a decent enough database of me, matched up to a decent enough database of other users so that websites I visit through it are entirely relevant to me, however they are also *limited* to the select group of current interests, not really allowing for any drastic changes of interests, and indeed funnelling you only into areas that are already relevant to you.

    Google may be able to address this using this system (or alternatively it may further limit peoples ability to see other peoples ideas by accident)

  67. Not the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You think they're that stupid? They can corelate your queries via your IP address, or the frequency of words or topics you commonly search for.

  68. Get ready to watch ... by Anpheus · · Score: 0

    The Microsoft and Yahoo corporate fanboys do mental magic tricks in order to prove that doing something MSN and Yahoo would be doing eventually in order to protect their business is negative. Think of it this way: If the patent is approved, for 19 years Microsoft wont be able to use your information to deliver content of any type to you. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

    Way to overreact guys, I bet you're all now thinking that Microsoft would never do something like this? Oh...

  69. What ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

  70. Blogedy, blog, blog by ke4roh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, if you keep clicking on the links from blog to blog, you will find the actual patent links.

    It would be helpful if submitters included such links directly rather than sending all the interested /. readers on a wlid goose chase.

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  71. how about using two profiles for google? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about creating two mozilla profiles - in the first profile, block google cookies (gookies? sounds unappetizing), but allow them in a second profile. Check gmail only from the second profile. That is the only google service I use which requires cookies.

    That way, they cannot tie your searches to an ID through the use of cookies. If they still circumvent this through some combination of IP address + user-agent, then you know what their long term intentions are.

  72. Analogy by fulldecent · · Score: 1

    I had a couple mod points, but I think a couple simple analogies will better explain that the behavior exhibited by google, and refered to in this patent, will clearly fall under your definition of "reasonable".

    You walk into a library in Mountain View, CA and talk to a librarian. You ask her to help you find some stuff about rosa parks. And PS, this librarian is hot, you talk to her all day every day. She recognizes you and gets to know you as time goes on. And you sometimes give her mail to send, which she makes clear that she will read to get a better understanding of you. And she sometimes tells you when she thinks you'll be interested in one of her sponsors. She is also kind enough to completely forget who you are if you ask her. Oh, and she gives great head.

    Another day you walk into a store in New York, NY (doubleclick.net). You find there a man who somehow knows most of the books the hot librarian in Mountain View told you about. He also knows your credit card number and your mother's maiden name. He stabs you and takes you wallet, fleeing the scene.

    Hope that clears it up.

    P.S. Google search history now allows you to "star" visited pages and add "tags" to them, exactly like delicious. Only thing is, you can use multiple word tags.

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    -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

  73. Hello! Do The Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Customer privacy = A
    Google profits =B

    simple subtract A from B

    $$Profit

    Disclaimer "Google Shareholder"

  74. Elementry, my dear Watson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From this, I deduce that grandparent likes geeky websites, lesbian porn, and cheese streudel.

    What do I win? :)

  75. They don't have to do this by nothings · · Score: 1
    Google does not "have" to do this.

    Reasons you might patent:

    • to defend against being sued on this patent: just publish your work so it becomes valid prior art (or keep dated, signed notebooks, etc. for your private defense)
    • to provide patents you can cross-license to prevent being sued over other patents: irrelevant in the face of IP companies that don't cross-license since they have no products
    • to provide perceived value to investors: supposedly irrelevant since Google claimed they weren't going to become strongly stockholder-driven
  76. Targetted results by phorm · · Score: 1

    Well, as a Canadian whenever I hit the google site I'm redirected to the google.ca site. When I was in Australia on holidays I believe it was google.com.au

    Now my brain may be fuzzy, but I believe that various searches would tailor items for the area... try it.

    You'll notice that the advertising banners are different. For me it came up with a banner for woolworth's. Throw a little more info in there and perhaps in the future it would be grabbing stores based on proximity, such as displaying city local results first, then regional, state/province, and national/intercontinental. It's not part of the main search results but such an idea still has relevence.

    Personally, such usage isn't a big deal to me. The only think I worry about is that when I'm studying a topic on perhaps a song or whatever and google caches that as my search, then somebody requests said info when trying to nail me for music piracy (which I bother with anyways, but I'm sure there might be something similar).

  77. Relevant results by phorm · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. I don't know about WiFi but I know plenty of reasons to do targetted searches. One is similar to advertising, but it would be to deliver targetted results based on locations. If you're looking for a particular product, perhaps local merchants would show up first (something that should be opt-outable).

    By other uses for tracking, there are plenty. I was on vacation in Seattle recently and searching up various locations and/or sites. Quite often I would get mixed results from similarly named items in different places. Now if it had tracked me down as in a Seattle hotel, it could have said 'hey, this guy is in Seattle, let's give him Seattle-relevant results first'

    Other times, I'll be looking up local laws or case files (I had a civil injury case going for awhile). Most of my results were US.... but if google got better at tailoring them to my country/region it would have been much more helpful. Again, it might be a good option to be disabled, but tailoring results (or results order) to give precedence by area is not useful just for advertising.

  78. PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, have you ever met someone in a position of power? Human beings are natually greedy, impatient, vicious, etc... A corporation's supreme, main purpose and ultimate goal is to make as much money as humanly possible using any means available, be it intimidation, bending the laws, or by outright committing fraud (Enron, MSFT, Tyco, Martha Stewart, Philip-Morris, Shell Oil, Nestle, etc, etc, etc). I seriously hope you were trying to troll someone, because people are bad enough already; money only makes them worse.