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Blizzard Made Me Change My Name

My Azgalor Paladin is running through Stormwind when I get a message from a GM proclaiming that my account is in violation of Blizzard policy and I must change my nickname. I try to find out more information, but I am kicked from the game. I have been CmdrTaco since April, but when I log in, I choose the new name: Violated. This experience has brought up a host of feelings on matters of virtual identity and virtual worlds.

First of all, the reason that my account is in violation is that my name contains a title prefix. It took dozens of inquiries to get that explained. 'Cmdr' is the problem. I'm told that since the game has an internal honor system with titles, my name is not allowed. Never mind the fact that 'Cmdr' is not one of their titles. Never mind that countless other titles abound in the game: Mr, Sir, Sensei. Am I in violation of their policy? Probably. Is the policy stupid, meaningless, or inconsistent? I think so, but that's not really why I'm writing this.

I've been using 'CmdrTaco' online for around a decade now. It predates the existence of this website. It has followed me from game to game, both local, networked, and massive. My only problem with it is that as Slashdot grew in popularity, I started finding places where an impostor has taken it. I was excited when I was able to get it in Warcraft. It's like a warm blanket. It's stupid I know, but it's mine.

But Blizzard chose to take it from me. Now let me be clear: this is certainly their right: They own the dice and the board and the rulebooks, and I only play in their world. But If the US Government told me to change my name... let's say Congress passed a law making it illegal to have a first name that is a verb (Don't laugh, the White House cease and desisted The Onion!) Well I guess 'Rob' would have to go. My friends would still recognize me: I'd still have the same face, address, and social security number. I'd just have a cool new name like "Captain Fantastic Malda". With a name like that, the auto mechanics would never try to rip me off!

In this virtual world, two levels gives me a couple new pieces of armor, and suddenly I am unrecognizable to anyone who may have run an instance with me. In guild chat, I am a total stranger to people I may have chatted with for months. My history with other players has been erased. It almost makes me wish that I spent my first 45 levels ninja looting!

It's not like Blizzard decided to change gameplay dynamics. I spend a lot of time working on the Slashdot moderation system, and I never have any problem changing any "Rule" in the system if I believe it will improve the overall functionality of the whole system. If blizzard wants to make my mace have 5 less DPS and 3 less stamina because it's unbalanced, well I can accept that. Balancing gameplay is really hard. But in a massive multiplayer game, your name is different- that isn't about balance, it's about identity.

A friend of mine actually quit Everquest over a forced name change. His name was Marilyn Hanson and while fighting something he was disconnected without warning. When he returned, his name had been changed to a randomly generated one. When he asked GM, he was told that he could not have celebrity name. When my friend asked who Marilyn Hanson was, the GM could not answer, but instead just said arguing wouldn't matter. My friend quit EQ that day.

I don't think I'll quit WoW over this, but I will take away some lessons. The GM I talked to had a nickname of something like Lathanian. I found this disconcerting. If you were arrested by Officer Snuggles or found guilty by the honorable Judge Lawtron, it's hard to take that seriously. In this case 'Punishment' is being dealt. A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger. That really makes the whole experience even more dehumanizing. In a massive virtual world, we're still people.

You don't see names and faces, which is why you'll see a 60 corpse camp a 30. When you don't see the real person on the other side, the tendency is just to forget. You expect it from opposing factions- but it feels different when it's the GM. Personally this is something I struggle with in my work too. You deal with a hundred support requests and it starts becoming abstract. Unreal. Virtual. I doubt it's much different if you work at the support counter at a retail store, but I think it's easier to forget when the only communication is chat.

Second, the GMs at blizzard really have no power. I asked for contact information. For email information. For names. For an appeal. To talk to a supervisor. And the best they would give me was the generic help phone line or a mailing address. Like with a stamp! I was told that almost every question I asked was unanswerable in game. I gave an email address but they never emailed. They wouldn't even tell me what was wrong with my nickname until after a half dozen inquiries of why. You have really no recourse against a GM. That scares me.

Lastly, I didn't really realize that I was so attached to my nickname. It's not because I'm "Famous"- We have a lot of readers, but these days very few actually know who I am. And of those, the percentage of people who play warcraft, and are alliance, and on azgalor... well it is very tiny. As CmdrTaco I probably had a total of 5 people actually recognize my nickname (and nobody ever gave me gold because they read Slashdot!). As Violated, nobody ever will recognize me for my day job. But that's really not what bugs me. I was really attached to my name. This character bounded through Azgalor slaying monsters and meeting new people. Now that character is erased and another character stands in its place. Same armor. Same class. But different somehow. I like my nickname. I wish I had it on every system I used. I'm annoyed that someone else registered my nickname on gmail before I could. It's always the first name I try when a system asks me to create an account. I feel strangely possessive about it. I doubt I'm alone in being attached to a pseudonym. And I feel kind of stupid admitting it.

Anyway, I've said my piece on the subject. And just to be clear, I'm not really mad at Blizzard. I think what they did was needless and inconvenient, but not evil. Their policy may be silly, but I still was in violation of it, so I guess I got what I deserved. But I wonder about others. And not just in Warcraft, on any online forum. I wonder about our attachment to virtual names. And if nothing less, it will make me take changes in Slashdot a little more seriously next time.

1,691 comments

  1. Taco? by MullerMn · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is all spelt and punctuated correctly, and contains no duplicated paragraphs!

    Who are you, and what have you done with the real Taco?

    1. Re:Taco? by Elad+Alon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heis got me loked up in teh basement! Help me! Heis got me loked up in teh basement!

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    2. Re:Taco? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 0
      Someone just duped the account and did something bad with it.

      Oh the irony.

    3. Re:Taco? by rovingeyes · · Score: 0

      I second you. He sounds more like a high schooler who couldn't get the girl he wanted rather than the seasoned geek who cared for the "stuff that matters".

    4. Re:Taco? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      You do realise the subtle appropriateness and insight of your choice of phrase there, right?

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    5. Re:Taco? by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You know what could have prevented that? A 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptop.
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/09/ 07/1241216&tid=198&tid=184

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    6. Re:Taco? by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny
      This is all spelt and punctuated correctly, and contains no duplicated paragraphs!

      Who are you, and what have you done with the real Taco?

      Yeah, this new style makes me feel... Violated.
    7. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Heis got me loked up in teh basement! Help me! Hies got me loked up in teh basement!

    8. Re:Taco? by sinrakin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So you don't think the fact that "taco" is a slang term for female genitalia had anything to do with it at all? That would have been my guess.

    9. Re:Taco? by demachina · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just guessing but I wager there is a GM at Blizzard who also happens to be a Slashdot reader and saw CmdrTaco running around the server he was on and ....
      light bulb flashes ..... that name technically violates Blizzard naming rules. He stops and thinks about all the dup articles on slashdot, and the articles that the editors don't fact check or ... you know .... edit. And then there is the articles that are really badly disguised infomercials like the ones for Roland Piqapille. And Then their is the IP address banning and the suspicious instant mods by editors on posts that the editors don't like, and the FAQS that basically tell you if you don't like something about Slashdot that you can pretty much go to hell because thats just the way it is, and that if you ever try to complain to the editors they probably aren't going to answer, and if bitch in posts about you get banned.

      The GM slowly gets this warm fuzzy feeling inside, an opportunity for sweet revenge. A chance to hit CmdrTaco where he lives, by stripping him of his name, and he can do it arbitrarily and anonymously and CmdrTaco can't do anything about it and Rob will beat his head against an anonymous wall just like Slashdot users do. How sweet it is.

      This anonymous GM just read Slashdot this morning and saw Rob's rambling screed and he laughed all the way the way through. He obviously nailed Rob where it hurts and its totally eating him up inside. There is just some total karmic justice here.

      Revenge, a dish best served cold.

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    10. Re:Taco? by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 5, Funny

      You totally needed to create a spam account called "Violated" or "Captain Fantastic Malda" to post that from. What a missed opportunity...

    11. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You can have your name back. Just create a new character with the name "cmdrtaco" or whatever it was that just got changed. The folks at Blizzard will happily abuse their power, but they're too stupid to be consistent. Case in point:

      A friend of mine was forced to change his name. He was a paladin named "HolyWarrior". After some amount of chafing and resistance, he found it was because someone complained that it was offensive, invoking terroristic imagery or something. Two weeks later, he has a new name, and sees a newbie running through the Auction House named "HolyWarrior". Note the past tense, he did quit the game over this.

      Suffice to say, they'll make you change your name, but they won't do something intelligent like implement a database of names that are illegal. Hence, you can keep creating your favorite illegal/offensive name, and just use it until someone notices, rinse and repeat.

      Of course, that is probably what happened. Someone complained about your name, because they wanted it. Now it is free, since you don't have it; so anticipate seeing someone using it in the near future. This is worse than someone beating you to your own nick on gmail... They actively stole your nick, by skillfully wielding the incompetence of others...

      P.S. If you want to see if your
      name is in use, instead of not
      permitted, try sending mail to that
      name in game... Game Mail will let you
      know if there is no such character.

    12. Re:Taco? by RevAaron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Off topic question pertaining to your sig: do you know where I could get a presentation app more suitable for a worker like myself? I hate the idea of defiling myself with a capitalist tool, give me something meant for a worker's hands anyday. Thanks in advance!

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    13. Re:Taco? by bigjocker · · Score: 5, Funny

      You are right, he should have posted this in his blog

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    14. Re:Taco? by Bloomy · · Score: 1
      Not quite.

      But If the US Government told me to change my name... let's say Congress passed a law making it illegal to have a first name that is a verb (Don't laugh, the White House cease and desisted The Onion!) Well I guess 'Rob' would have to go.

      Needs either a period after "verb" or a comma and uncapitalize "Well" (as well as "If").

    15. Re:Taco? by Toasty981 · · Score: 1

      I recall reading something where the newest 1% or something of new UIDs can't post comments.

      I checked the FAQ, but didn't see anything about it. Am I just making this up?

    16. Re:Taco? by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 3, Informative

      In the comments tab of the preferences panel, you can choose the percentage of new users (1% id default), and the amount to 'boost' their post up so they are rated higher without moderation.

    17. Re:Taco? by CokeBear · · Score: 4, Informative

      Slashdot is Rob's personal blog. We are all guests here.

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    18. Re:Taco? by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love when 5 digit UIDs remind people of this ;)

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    19. Re:Taco? by frost22 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Get a blog loser and don't bore the rest of us with your childish rant about how you're not allowed to break the rules
      Ahh, the irony.

      For what it's worth, the guy has a blog. It's name is Slashdot, and you just posted to it.

      Oh, and, to stay in tune with your tone and quality of argument, if you stupid fucker hadn't an IQ somewhere between a dim lightbulb and two slices of white bread, you'd already noticed that.
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    20. Re:Taco? by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, but I would never have managed to create that new account and post this in time for anyone to ever read it.

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    21. Re:Taco? by SComps · · Score: 1

      Sometimes being able to scratch in your own litter box is a good thing. Bored? might I suggest the "back" button and move on. You chose to read the article (and keep reading it.. and post)

      maybe an increase in the lithium might be in order?

    22. Re:Taco? by Toasty981 · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's it. Thanks.

    23. Re:Taco? by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Posting as an AC would have been ok too.

    24. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article also seems to not be a duplicated. I suspect alien infestation.

    25. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally find it funny that he's got his tinfoil hat so tightly wound. US government stopped use of Presidential Seal on a website equates it being conceivable to them banning the use of his name how? Yeah.. it's SO likely to happen, we should all be uber-concerned. On a similar note, the sky could turn purple with fucking pink polkadots.

      (I guess I really shouldn't be suprised by his comments, most of his article postings where he "helps" to connect the dots for us poor /. readers in the article summaries are just as far out in left field.)

      Blizzard made you change your nickname in their game (you even agree that this is their right)... so why is this a news story again?

      Honestly, welcome to the club Rob.. most of us have been bitching about this sort of thing for years, but it's news now that it's happened to *YOU* ?

      Sweet Jesus.. I thought the content quality was bad before but this is plain ridiculous

      Flame away all you want, you know some of you were thinking this exact same thing...

    26. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *ROTFL* Excellent, excellent!

    27. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe an increase in the lithium might be in order?

      Didn't you get the memo? Depakote is all the rage now.

    28. Re:Taco? by IsoRashi · · Score: 5, Informative

      This got modded up funny, but crap like that happens all the time in WoW. It's not uncommon for someone's name to be reported just because someone else is mad at them or felt like being an asshole. On my server we had a guy whose name violated the policy (it was considered gibberish, i.e., unpronounceable) but he was fine for months and months... until he killed our server's forum troll and douchebag in-game and then all of a sudden his name was reported.

      Anyone who's played the game and had a real issue that required GM contact knows that they are completely impotent. I've had at least a half-dozen issues where the GM ticket menu specifically says they'll help with something and then the GM gives you a blow-off answer and tells you to write to the GM feedback email address. I don't know why taco treats this like big news.

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    29. Re:Taco? by markhb · · Score: 1

      IIRC, it didn't take very long for UID's to hit 10000, or even 100000, after you implemented user registration. Of course, my recollection could be faulty, as I was supposed to be working at the time.

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    30. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Revenge, a dish best served cold.

      Revenge is nice and all, but how would Taco have felt if he contacted the GM and was answered by....Anonymous Coward.
      Oh yeah, the revenge is sweet indeed

    31. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is Rob's personal blog. We are all guests here.

      Once you pay money, you're not a guest. You're a customer.

      Sad that an AC had to remind you of that.

    32. Re:Taco? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Open Office has a Power Point style component called Presentation. It seems to have all the essential features and it's open source, so maybe you'll prefer it.

      Personally, I don't like using any kind of presentation software as I find it limiting. It's old fashioned, but nicely written notes to pass around, printed on good quality paper make a better impression in my experience. It allows more detail and is something that can be referred to afterwards.

      If you're using it for a large lecture of some kind though, maybe you want it.

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    33. Re:Taco? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must be old here.

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    34. Re:Taco? by spectral · · Score: 1

      Notepad. Or word, or vi or whatever. Why do you need a 'presentation' app? Why do you want to dumb down your content like that? Provide MORE content, by writing it up and handing it out. Let people view it as they want to, instead of making you lead them from step to step. Those who go faster will be dragged down to the speed of your speech. If they doze off for a few words, then the entire slide may be ruined (unless you're insulting their intelligence by reading everything on the slide to them?), whereas if they had something in front of them they could read back and see what they missed.

      www.edwardtufte.com has a huge rant against powerpoint. Not because it's capitalist, but because it's demeaning and insulting, and he argues can be directly linked to the recent shuttle explosion. I don't agree with some of his points, but conceptually I think his ideas are sound. I can read. I bet everyone in any presentation you're likely to give can as well. Why read to them what they can read for themselves, faster than you can speak it out loud?

      For all but the simplest of 'presentations', provide some actual data.. don't just read an abbreviated mess of bullet points of summaries of summaries.

    35. Re:Taco? by red_kenotic · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm sorry. Did you want that gmail account?

    36. Re:Taco? by turbosk · · Score: 1

      "IIRC, it didn't take very long for UID's to hit 10000, or even 100000, after you implemented user registration. Of course, my recollection could be faulty, as I was supposed to be working at the time."

      I recall reading slashdot, and then reading *about* slashdot, and then, after a long time, taking the plunge and getting an account. This may have been the first group I ever signed up for on teh intarwebs. I was never a "joiner", and also should have been working at the time anyway :)

      It seems that after the first 100.000 UID's, it's taking a looong time to get to 1.000.000 or maybe that's just me?

    37. Re:Taco? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1, Insightful


      I love when 5 digit UIDs remind people of this ;)

      What should someone's UID have to do with the validity of what they post? /. is hardly the whole world and someone recently registered may have a huge wealth of experience to bring to the community. And as the population ages, and the demographic shifts low UIDs to older and older people, should that incur respect? Hardly - science and technology is driven by new blood all the time.

      I'll accept an argument from Mickey Mouse if he's right, and if Einstein gets his sums wrong, they're still wrong.

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    38. Re:Taco? by Macblaster · · Score: 0

      "It seems that after the first 100.000 UID's, it's taking a looong time to get to 1.000.000 or maybe that's just me?"

      The internet is running out of nerds, and the nerds that have already taken the first 500,000 or so UIDs arent reproducing often enough....

    39. Re:Taco? by FrostyWheaton · · Score: 5, Funny

      And now the circle may close as Taco takes his wrath out on an innocent bystander with the guff to mock him.

      I hope you enjoy posting at (Score:-1, pissed off CmdrTaco)

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    40. Re:Taco? by Malc · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember reading /. for ages too before I finally took the plunge and registered. I remember www.slashdot.org!

    41. Re:Taco? by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cmdr is not a title anywhere, it's just an abbreviation for a title. I'm surprised it let you put that many consonants in a row though.

      For some reason this whole topic reminds me of the Coalition to Liberate Itenerate Treedwellers, and Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes. I know there's a joke in there somewhere... come on think, think.

    42. Re:Taco? by bliSSter138 · · Score: 1

      as will the buddy list... /friend cmdrtaco would tell you if the name's been taken

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    43. Re:Taco? by Kelson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Get a blog loser and don't bore the rest of us with your childish rant about how you're not allowed to break the rules everyone else conforms to.

      As others have pointed out, this *is* his blog, but more importantly, you clearly missed the point. First of all, there's a difference between "You should make an exception for me" and "This rule is silly." And the rest of the piece? Musings about online identity. Rather thought-provoking if you bother to think about it. Which you clearly didn't.

    44. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you want to see if your name is in use, instead of not permitted, try sending mail to that name in game... Game Mail will let you know if there is no such character.

      So will adding the name to your "Friends" list, and you don't need a mailbox to do that...

    45. Re:Taco? by mincus · · Score: 1

      5? where?

      I feel your pain about gmail. Someone got 'mincus' on AIM before me and it bothers me everytime I sign on.

    46. Re:Taco? by demachina · · Score: 1

      LOL ... the thought did cross my mind but I just couldn't pass up the opening!!

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    47. Re:Taco? by Baikala · · Score: 1

      Well said.
      .. and I must add: CountBrass, why do you read/reply comments about a rant that you consider childish in the first place?

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    48. Re:Taco? by SComps · · Score: 1

      damn and I just got my script refilled.

    49. Re:Taco? by winkydink · · Score: 0, Troll

      Not a fvcking thing. I guess some people flaunt it in the same way that guys making up for some shortcoming buy Corvettes, Porsches, and Vipers.

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    50. Re:Taco? by Zathrus · · Score: 4, Informative

      What should someone's UID have to do with the validity of what they post?

      Wow, that flew totally over your head didn't it?

      The great-grandparent was posting the truth. Slashdot is Rob's blog. Whining that it isn't is just an indication that you haven't been around that long and don't know what the site was started as.

      Has it grown in scope? Certainly. But it's still Rob's blog. If you don't like that, you're welcome to setup your own site, or to simply use other sites that don't offend you so often. Heck, you can even block the apparantly incessant whining that CmdrTaco spews forth on his own site by blocking all stories posted by him.

    51. Re:Taco? by tgd · · Score: 1

      It took a long time to even hit 2000.

      I procrastinated setting an account up for quite a while and still got a low one.

    52. Re:Taco? by karnal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No kidding.

      My clan on UT2k4 had a clan member get nailed for changing his name on a server he was playing on.

      Picture this. You're on a DeathMatch server, totally owning (not to mention, anti cheats are enabled) because all of the other players aren't as skilled. So, my buddy changed his name to {rto}leet_aimbot.

      Atari actually pulled his CD key over this. He had to fight with them to get the key re-instated so he could play online. In addition, they warned him to not use this name ever again, or any combination of aimbot. No real reason given, and it's not like you couldn't tell he'd been a member of the community for a long time.....

      Oh well. Sometimes, even if you pay, you gotta play by their rules if it's their server. It's unfortunate in Taco's events that it took them so long to "make up a rule"....

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    53. Re:Taco? by Dysantic · · Score: 1

      Just guessing, eh...? Seems to me that YOU might be this "fabled" anonymous GM. Confess! CONFESS!!! :-)

    54. Re:Taco? by Owyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me too. :)

    55. Re:Taco? by Walkiry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >What should someone's UID have to do with the validity of what they post?

      When it comes to history, lore, and general knowledge about the evolution of Slashdot itself, I'd say the UID matters quite a bit.

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    56. Re:Taco? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

      I love when 5 digit UIDs remind people of this ;)

      That dude's a n00b. He joined, what, a whole three weeks after me?

      LK

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    57. Re:Taco? by CaptainFantasticMald · · Score: 0, Troll

      You totally needed to create a spam account called "Violated" or "Captain Fantastic Malda" to post that from. What a missed opportunity...

      No this isn't Taco, this is just someone who came across your post. If Taco wants it, he can have the account. Unfortunately, there is a limit on the number of characters that can be in a name so the last 'a' got left off.

    58. Re:Taco? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I'm still thankful that Jon Katz doesn't hang out here anymore.

      LK

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    59. Re:Taco? by The+Lerneaen+Hydra · · Score: 1

      But then he can't karma whore, and what is the point of posting if not other than getting some more karma!

    60. Re:Taco? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I'd think it's likely that most everybody with 5 digit UIDs were all here before registration, and held out for a few weeks/months before registering because we didn't trust you with our contact info. :)

    61. Re:Taco? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "So you don't think the fact that "taco" is slang for femail genitalia had anything to do with it at all?"

      Only if prefaced with the first name of Tuna

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    62. Re:Taco? by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      uh, I've only ever used slashdot.org

      Cheers.

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    63. Re:Taco? by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sometimes I enjoy what Malda writes, but this is just stupid.

      Wow is very stringent on names. Always has been. Look around and you'll see players that have really awful names don't tend to stick around (and when they do, it's on the PVP servers where this is less enforced).

      Not satisified on inference, however? Fine. He broke 3 rules stated right in the EULA and character FAQ page on the site:

      1.) You cannot use a name of someone/something "famous", even if it's your own. Among nerds, CmdrTaco is a relatively known names. So far I've seen names like Rushlimbaugh, Petergriffin, etc. get changed the first day.
      2.) You cannot use names that break fantasy convention. What's fantasy convention? Anything that wouldn't really fit the world. A name of a message board moderator (originally named after a food) doesn't fit.
      3.) You cannot use a prefixed title, as he stated. There ARE commanders in the name (no, there are no "Cmdr"'s, but that's a moot point -- it was clear what he meant and he said in the past it's short for a made up taco shack).

      This is pretty much the video game equivalent of going to a baseball game, getting 3 strikes and then complaining that you should get a 4th. No, the rules are that 3 strikes and you're out. You don't get to make up the rules. If that third strike was a curveball that was pretty outside, yeah, you can maybe argue that, but this was right down the middle. Live with it.

    64. Re:Taco? by backtick · · Score: 1

      So, Is it lust when a 4-digit UID does it? If so, I'll make sure not to... Ewww. Listed after by a guy with the online nick of Violated ;) In all seriousness, tho, sorry about the nick issues, Rob. It does suck when something as basically identifying as a nick get removed AFTER you've been using it.

    65. Re:Taco? by Psmylie · · Score: 1
      Turnabout is fair play. All he has to do is complain to a GM when he sees it, and the nick-stealer will be forced to change his name.

      For best results, wait until he gets past the noob levels, so he won't just wipe his character and start over with cmdrtaco again :)

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    66. Re:Taco? by aralin · · Score: 1

      No, no, it *is* Taco, I think he wanted to say: "I've said my peace", not "I've said my piece".

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    67. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a beowolf cluster of 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD laptops...

      It might be even be able to run those specs for vista going around.

      Of course, it would be almost as hot as the much-awaited G5 laptop would be.

    68. Re:Taco? by Kelson · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I don't give a flying #@$! who posted this story. If it was some random submission I would've said the same thing (except for the part about it being "his" blog.)

      The fact is, there's a potentially thought-provoking story about (a) bad customer service and silly rules, and (b) the impact of names on the online experience.

      If you can't see that, move onto the next story and quit whining about how this one doesn't measure up to your standards.

    69. Re:Taco? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those of us with 5 digit UIDs have been here for a while. We remember things like long user names, I was originally "Lord Kano-The Gangster Of Love". We remember Sig11. We remember when it was actually cool to get a "First Post".

      We remember the days before the Karma cap. We remember numeric Karma. We remember when certain rules were imposed because they were necessary. We were here when Rusty was talking about K5 in damned near every thread just to generate some traffic for his site.

      It's about perspective. If you didn't experience something first hand, you don't have the same perspective as someone who did.

      Remember y2k? Who do you think was working non-stop to check all of that old code? It wasn't guys my age. It was guys 20+ years older than me who knew cobol inside and out. Sometimes youth is a boon. The creativity, idealism and energy of youth can take you far, but sometimes the wisdom that comes from experience can take you even further.

      LK

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    70. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it was a story about whining and you've merely continued the theme...

      There was NOTHING thought provoking about anything he said. It was his little personal cross to bear today. Oh so sad.

      I cried. I really did.

      Hooray for him having his personal sandbox in which 100,000s other people can see it (and him making sure it ended up a first page and not just gaming section story). I guess all the time he wasted doing this mostly worthless site finally panned out. Good job!

    71. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, perhaps, someone reported him for having a name that is clearly in violation of the published naming polcies for the game. I do that all the time. And changing your name to "Violated" in response to something like this? Please, get up and take a walk, you've been in front of the monitor too long.

    72. Re:Taco? by demachina · · Score: 1

      Uh, yea and I think its you. This thread is engaging in things called irony and satire.

      You actually REPORT people over their names "all the time"? Dude you are the one that needs to get the life.

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    73. Re:Taco? by Seb+C. · · Score: 1

      Hey i got a 4 digits id, and a special 4 5 in a row one (great, isn't it)... Anyway, since i got this nice UID, i totally disagree with you ... low digit are right, i am right, and truth lies in the special first uid account ;d

    74. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but he got the message duped properly. That was the best part, IMO.

    75. Re:Taco? by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Ditto. I mean, what was the point? I remember posting being one of the reasons why I got one. Something like not wanting to be AC or something. Been awhile.

      Searching the waybackmachine presently... Unfortunately, it yields "Path Index Error" and "Failed Connection" for the two oldest caches.

      I think back then I was still posting with info inline if at all.

      -l

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    76. Re:Taco? by Kelson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why am I not surprised that an anonymous coward doesn't care about the power of names?

    77. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THANK YOU!

      I had an account long ago, that I never used and most obviously forgot.
      Years ago I got in a huge debate with someone who didn't believe me
      about www.slashdot.org. I now have confirmation years later.
      awesome

    78. Re:Taco? by StarOwl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think SilentChris might be missing the point.

      Our beloved CmdrTaco doesn't dispute that Blizzard has the rights to set and enforce naming conventions in its virtual world. I suspect that if his forced name-change had occurred early in his WOW career, we wouldn't be reading this monologue.

      It's the forced name-change of an apparently well-established character in the WOW world, without having an effective avenue to appeal to or complain through that is the problem.

      What's happened isn't necessarily wrong (in the "against the rules" sense, at least)...it's just very poorly handled.

    79. Re:Taco? by febuiles · · Score: 1

      I think the 2nd rule you're posting there only applies to RP-PVP and RP servers but I'm not sure.

    80. Re:Taco? by KILNA · · Score: 1

      I pay money to Slashdot so I can have the plums, and OSTG gets tons of money from ads. You post a few times a week, or perhaps a bunch of times in a day if you're particularly prolific. You're posting a very small percentage of the stories that appear on Slashdot. None of your posts in my recollection except this rant and a certain matrimonial proposal were directly personal either. You don't own it, you hardly post to it, and it's practically never anything of a personal nature. I can't see how anyone, the least of which you, can claim this this is your personal blog anymore. It doesn't seem the appropriate place for a personal lament about the unfairness of a MMORPG naming system.

      Here's a good litmus test to see if something personal is appropriate for a "News for Nerds" site... would you have taken a story written in this manner by a non-editor and posted it to the site?

      On another note.... my other UID is 5-digit, but I post under this one nowadays. I'd still have my low UID on my main account if name changes were allowed, but I digress. :)

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    81. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the same guy who decided that he didn't like the fact that about a thousand people moderated a comment that discussed the stupidity of the moderation system. So he stripped all those people from moderating at all. There wasn't any stated policy not to moderate comments that might offend the founder of the site, but he went ahead and decided to apply punitive measures because of his personal whim. And he's offended by the fact that he gets called out for violating a clear policy? Wha wha wha.

    82. Re:Taco? by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      "This is pretty much the video game equivalent of going to a baseball game, getting 3 strikes and then complaining that you should get a 4th."

      Well, except that he had been using the name since April. So really its like you start playing baseball, and its 3 strikes and you are out. Then comes May, June, Jully, Augest. Still 3 strikes and you are out. Then September. Still 3 strikes and you are out. Ah, but along comes October, and suddenly, you are called out at the first strike.

    83. Re:Taco? by Omestes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not really true, I have an RP character name Bunnicula, due to request I tried to tell a GM to change it, since my own name infringes on their TOS (Copywrite, fictional character), but the GM refused. Now I've gotten 100 people to complain, and I still am Bunnicula.

      It seems sporadic. My friends auction mule was Gnomedepot, and they forced him to change it, mine is Gnomebase, and I've never had a problem other than being called chinese.

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    84. Re:Taco? by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 2, Informative

      FAQ YOU! Funny no karma.

    85. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nerds are spending too much time reading Slashdot, rather than tracking down potential assistants to the reproductive process, I presume.

      That, or the internet became filled to capacity shortly after the start of perpetual September, and the supply of nerds online has been constrained as a result.

    86. Re:Taco? by The+Lerneaen+Hydra · · Score: 1

      Crap. pwned at ./ again. The question is, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    87. Re:Taco? by Anm · · Score: 1

      Correction. It was just Rob's personal blog. Now it is a commercial enterprise.
      You're only a guest if you don't subscribe. Otherwise you're a client.

      Anm

    88. Re:Taco? by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

      If you want to have a quake type game play Quake. But in a RPG you use an RPG style name. Not CmdrTaco.

    89. Re:Taco? by code_nerd · · Score: 1

      Where'd he go anyway? I miss the long, poorly-written and -researched articles on such revelatory topics as "Geeks get picked on."

    90. Re:Taco? by SteveAyre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The two are not mutually exclusive. Yes, you may be a customer but you're still a customer.
      Real world example: hotels/b&bs, you're a customer but they still call you a "guest"

      Just think of this as the editor's column. His thoughts on a topic, which just about any newspaper and a lot of magazines have.

      Plus, it may be a personal rant but it does have wider implications. Online identities are starting to be things of value, and should be perhaps protected a litter better than this suggests. There's no way of complaining about a GM, and it seems some people exploit the rules to get people kicked off so they take over the name. Since it's the way his character is identified by other players and is a character he's built up over time it does have some value though.

    91. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warcraft is a waste of electrons.
      'Nuff said.

      Let the fight begin.

    92. Re:Taco? by Krimszon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't play games, so maybe I got this wrong, but those are some really studid rules! Especially no. 1: so even Michael Jordan would have his WoW name changed if he used his own. WTF, he _IS_ Michael Jordan. And what is you use your regular name, like John Doe, and suddenly you win on some TV show or whatever? "Hey dude, now that you're famous, don't forget to change your name in WoW, because we can't have you running around pretending to be you!". pretty stupid I think.

      Anyway, I think CmdrTaco should change Slashdot to not allow the string "World of Warcraft" to be submitted in stories or comment. Why? Well, because it's the rules...

    93. Re:Taco? by six · · Score: 1

      There weren't the same amount of trafic back then, most polls wouldn't get more than 2000 voters (compare with the 60000+ of the current one)

      I registered quite some time after the user system was set up but still got a "low" id

    94. Re:Taco? by Samus · · Score: 1

      And don't forget Jon Katz and his Columbine blah blah blah rants. I wonder how many people had him blocked. It took a while for me to notice that people had stopped bitching about him in other threads. I guess he milked his book for enough money and finally left.

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    95. Re:Taco? by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 1

      Oh, I understand. Otherwise I would have created the account, rather than just giving ideas to this guy.

    96. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so this isn't slashdot.org?

    97. Re:Taco? by RobFlynn · · Score: 1

      I can understand 2 and 3 more than 1. If I were to use 'robflynn' as a name, I'd be really pissed if I had to change it because it was a 'celebrity' name.

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    98. Re:Taco? by The_Quinn · · Score: 5, Funny
      "This is pretty much the video game equivalent of going to a baseball game, getting 3 strikes and then complaining that you should get a 4th."

      Well, except that he had been using the name since April. So really its like you start playing baseball, and its 3 strikes and you are out. Then comes May, June, Jully, Augest. Still 3 strikes and you are out. Then September. Still 3 strikes and you are out. Ah, but along comes October, and suddenly, you are called out at the first strike.

      Actually it's more like: you're up at bat, and the pitcher keeps throwing pitches, sometimes you swing, sometimes you don't, but the umpire refuses to call it until it's dark and the park is empty and the players are like "who gives a shit".

      No, actually it's more like: You're the pitcher and you get through seven innings with nobody knowing that the spikes on your shoes are in violation - then they finally catch you and make you change your shoes, and you complain "These shoes are comfortable and worn it, and I need my shoe money WOOT."

      Actually it's nothing like baseball at all, when I think about it.

    99. Re:Taco? by DG · · Score: 1

      Who?

      Isn't it lunchtime yet?

      Say, that reminds me of a story. I was walking down Main street with an onion tied to my belt (as was the fashion at the time) - not one of these fancy new-fangled Valincia onions, mind you, but a real stinky, bring-tears-to-your-eyes onion like I used to chop up on KP in the war and.... ......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ...

      DG

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    100. Re:Taco? by shai · · Score: 2, Funny

      fear my digits.

    101. Re:Taco? by rodent · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm old here!

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    102. Re:Taco? by sickofthisshit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now, I don't play any of these games (I waste enough time on Slashdot), but it seems that "aimbot" is a very dangerous name from the vendor's point of view: the presence of such a name calls the integrity of the game system into question.

      I think they have a pretty strong basis for rejecting such names.

    103. Re:Taco? by KtHM · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hammer of Justice isn't new, dumbshit. Ranged execute is NEXT PATCH.

      Maybe the guy likes playing a support class. You do know what that is, don't you?

      (60 Shaman here, shamans aren't DPS either, we're support.)

    104. Re:Taco? by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't call /. lore wisdom.
      Amusing, yes.
      Wise, oxymoronical.

      (I miss the caplessness, now whoring seems so empty)

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    105. Re:Taco? by KtHM · · Score: 1

      It's not supposed to be like that, but I think they got sick of changing 1k "Hordganka" and "Ipwnzjoo" type names every day on the PvP servers.

    106. Re:Taco? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Heh. _I_ remember numeric karma, and no caps...Kinda a bummer, because I've been capped out for years...I didn't bother creating a UID until the karma glory days were winding down.

      Also, as an amusing side note, I was employed doing cobol during 1997-2000, and I still do some TODAY on a legacy system I support, which is funny because I just turned the big 30 this year. People used to say I got the job because I didn't (at the time) have a CS degree, and thus had less to unlearn.

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    107. Re:Taco? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      You want to know one that's even worse? I actually got "Satanicpuppy" on AIM, but the email address I registered it to had lapsed (I sent it to a spam dump), and so the confirmation email vanished into the ether, and now no one has that id. =P

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    108. Re:Taco? by markhb · · Score: 1

      There was a huge debate (which I was only aware of second-hand... I never saw any of it but saw it referenced) regarding whether Slashdot should use a "www" hostname or not. Note that "www.slashdot.org" redirects to "slashdot.org", so apparently the nays carried the question. I have no idea of the substance of the debate, however.

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    109. Re:Taco? by pen · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new here...

    110. Re:Taco? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Blizzard made you change your nickname in their game (you even agree that this is their right)... so why is this a news story again?

      It at least gives him something to point to as Violated to say that he used to be CmdrTaco, thereby reestablishing his identity.

      Unfortunately not everyone has a famous site that would be authoritative enough to validate their identity should it happen to them.

      In these virtual worlds your name is really your only form of identity. If it can be taken away so easily your name might as well be Thomas Veil.

      And besides, just because you've known about the problem for a long time doesn't mean everyone is informed, and sometimes it takes a person who is famous in the right circles to make a stink about a policy to get changes made.

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    111. Re:Taco? by ztwilight · · Score: 1
      I love when 5 digit UIDs remind people of this ;)

      What should someone's UID have to do with the validity of what they post?

      Whoah, that flew right over your head, didn't it? Having a low UID doesn't mean someone is smarter, it means they were around on Slashdot earlier.

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    112. Re:Taco? by mnelson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I registered my first uid because I needed to post something. Then when I actually stopped to read what I had posted, I registered this one to dissociate myself from me...

      --

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    113. Re:Taco? by Ranma · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Noob

    114. Re:Taco? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Whoah, that flew right over your head, didn't it? Having a low UID doesn't mean someone is smarter, it means they were around on Slashdot earlier.

      That's what I said. Having a low UID doesn't mean someone is smarter, it just means they were around on /. earlier.

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    115. Re:Taco? by lpcustom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe CmdrTaco should just up and ban all "Anonymous Cowards" as well. I would.

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    116. Re:Taco? by Maggott · · Score: 0, Troll

      Um, actually, you [i]do[/i] make up the rules. Every rule is made up. The esteemed Cmdr didn't make up this particular rule, but someone did. They didn't come upon their naming policy through rigorous scientific method--they made it up.

      You know what? Strikes are made up too. [i]Baseball is made up.[/i] You honestly [i]can[/i] give everyone four strikes if you feel like it. And if you own the field, you can [i]make everyone else play with four strikes.[/i] Suddenly saying that "3 strikes you're out, end of story" doesn't seem to matter.

    117. Re:Taco? by F1Rumors · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there is even more to it than that. In the sinister world of real people playing unreal games [ie, power tripping] having banned CmdrTaco and forced a name change, it would be simple to unban it and take it over himself, then masquerade as the original.

      Lo and behind, virtual identity theft. And not a thing you can do about it...

    118. Re:Taco? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Speaking of that, why number people? Am I the only one who finds numbering people dehumanizing? (And yes, I'm not an idiot, I realize that pretty much every database ever made numbers people for indexing purposes, but they usually don't shove it in your face every time you view your own posts.)

      If the intent is to show when a person joined, why not display the join date instead? If the intent is debugging, why do end users see it?

    119. Re:Taco? by jerkychew · · Score: 4, Funny

      Plus, you can use it to pick up chicks at MIT bars.

    120. Re:Taco? by SuperQ · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pfff, noob.. You're over 500.

    121. Re:Taco? by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1
      When it comes to history, lore, and general knowledge about the evolution of Slashdot itself, I'd say the UID matters quite a bit.

      That does make good sense. I mean, I was reading Slash in around 1997 or 1998 but never made an account because I didn't post much. I created one eventually but never logged in to it. I finally made one that I use a year or two ago, maybe not even THAT long ago, honestly, I don't remember. Anyway, my shitty UID is clearly grounds to dismiss my ideas and opinions in an open discussion community like Slashdot, since I can't know what I'm talking about, having not been around for long enough.

      In other news, Slashdotters tend, as a group, to hate Old Boys' networks and bitch relentlessly when people in the real world receive undue credence, deference, or positions due to who they know and how long they've been around. New, fresh ideas are what the industry (ANY industry) always needs, not the tired, pendantic business-as-usual plodding forth of decaying dinosaurs who have inherited positions of power from the old guard elites! Down with the system! Up with p2p!

      Screw you guys, I'm going home!

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    122. Re:Taco? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      As a software developer, one of the best things I've found a use for in PP is the animation -- animating sequence diagrams (or other interactions of components) step by step is very handy in getting a concept across to people who can't make sense of a static sequence diagram.

      That's true. Though the last time I did a presentation that required animation (in fact the only time), I used Flash.

      I don't know why you got modded off-topic by the way, as this whole story seems off-topic to me. As far as I'm concerned, the GP managed to drag the discussion back towards "stuff that matters."

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    123. Re:Taco? by KILNA · · Score: 1

      Slashdot used to be Rob's blog. Slashdot is currently run by OSTG which is wholly owned by VA which is publicly traded on NASDAQ, which means it's owned by a lot more people than Rob. That said... at no point has it ever been a personal blog consisting primarily of stories relating only to Taco's personal life. Thank goodness, if it were we'd be subjected to stories like this all the time. Now he's sold the site, works for the new owners, and posts only a handful of stories. There is nothing about the site that makes it a personal blog, except maybe the distinct lack of professionalism and the overinflated sense of importance of the people running it.

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    124. Re:Taco? by NewWorldDan · · Score: 0

      Here's the beauty of it, though: The GMs that he spoke with might not have recognized who he is. However, someone with a position of power at Blizzard will definately see the rant and the discussion and he may well quietly get his name back.

    125. Re:Taco? by SkankhodBeeblebrox · · Score: 1

      BTW, it's "spelled" not "spelt" ;)

    126. Re:Taco? by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Why? 'Piece' is the correct homonym, not 'peace'. As in he's contributed his part of the conversation. The origins of the saying are archaic, which is why you may have made the mistake, but Taco had it right the first time.

      I've never felt posessive about a lack of aggression, so I would never expect to have much to say about 'my peace'.

      Regards,
      Ross

      [For the grammar nazis: I don't like how S&W insist that surrounding punctuation be included inside any quotation marks, even when the passage is not a quotation! When I'm putting single quotes around words or phrases, they are being called out from the surrounding text, not declarations that they represent a person's speech.]

    127. Re:Taco? by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Informative
      The intent was to prevent confusion between nicknames. Bob and B0b look very much alike. But Bob (867) won't be confused with B0b (5309). This was done largely to deal with a huge number of imposter/parody user accounts.

      It's less of an issue now, but in the early days we allowed users to be created with almost any combination of numbers and letters... over the years we had to tighten up the rules to prevent abuse.

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    128. Re:Taco? by Linurati · · Score: 1

      Good for him. It makes up for at least one person whose article he rejected while putting up his own personal rant which has nothing to do with anything relevant to the Slashdot readers. Screw him.

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    129. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their idiotic nazi naming policy is one of THE main reasons I won't buy or play their game.

    130. Re:Taco? by F_Scentura · · Score: 1

      For more info on that "movement", see -

      www. is deprecated.

      http://no-www.org/

    131. Re:Taco? by Oblio · · Score: 1

      I guess maybe it works for those 1000 folks. :)

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    132. Re:Taco? by BKDotCom · · Score: 1

      Well... Captain is a verb just as much as Rob is.

    133. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaaaannnd... Cue the Blizzard apologists!!

      Blizzard can do no wrong! Blizzard is good, Blizzard is our pal, hommmmm hommmmm.

    134. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save 30c and just type /friend name

    135. Re:Taco? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Hey stop that!
      You make me feel old, now I'll go back and check if my old 5digit account still works and cry that name changes isn't implemented.

    136. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had an everquest character named Dadi Hatesyou. It got changed pretty fast which I expected because it was a stupid name, but I was surprised that someone seriously found it offensive.

    137. Re:Taco? by TGK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Excelent critique. The implication of aimbot being that their engine and network system is suspect enough to allow explotation of the software could well cut into the game's reputation as a fair standard.

      Too bad you've been moderated a troll. I'd mod you up but I've allready commented on this story.

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    138. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know there's a joke in there somewhere... come on think, think.

      Right on the tip of your tongue, is it? ;-D

    139. Re:Taco? by cammoblammo · · Score: 1
      Open Office has a Power Point style component called Presentation.

      I'm running the non-capitalist OOo version over here and it's called 'Impress.'

      --

      Cogito, ergo sig.

    140. Re:Taco? by Kennric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am sorry I saw this so late into the discussion, I know there is little likelyhood I'll be read with this volume of comments. Still, this is something that has bugged me for a while, really since about the time I registered here (after reading for a long time, and putting some thought into whether registration was Good or Bad, otherwise my ID would not be as high as it is).

      Let me preface this by saying it is not a critique of the above post. It is a critique of a mindset, a critique of a way of doing things. I don't find the artical that objectionable, but I find people's response to it annoying.

      I first encountered Rob Malda while poking around the web for Gimp tidbits. Then there was Bits and Pieces (or Bits and Bytes? Its all hazy now) and then Slashdot. I remember the early days. Back when it was a cute domain name, and really was just CmdrTaco's personal blog. But is it still?

      It is, to all appearances, a public forum. A newbie will not get any sense that it is a personal blog when they stop by (apropos of above comment). Its not called Tacos Blog, it doesn't have his name prominently displayed on the front page, the majority of the content is not by Rob. My own personal blog and domain names, I can turn off, sell or quit any time I like. Rob, how would OSDN feel if you decided you didn't want the hard work and abuse any more, and wanted to shut down the site, sell the domain and move on?

      Everyone here has been invited to, by all appearances, a public forum.

      Whenever someone complains about something like Rob's story above, there are two responses, agreement, and the flat statement that its his Personal Blog and he can do whatever he wants. That misses the point entirely. Anyone can start up a newspaper, and control its content completely, but that newspaper is not going to be taken seriously if they don't maintain journalistic standards. Do people who pick up that paper have no right whatsoever to point out the flaws? There are practical reasons for being a good editor of your own personal public forum. Credibility is one, respect another (how much respect does the content here get, compared to the respect the Slashdot Effect gets?).

      Like it or not, Slashdot is huge, and taken semi-seriously (more for its massive geek-esque audience than content) around the world. We have no right to point out flaws? We have no right to point out abuses and silly behavior by its editors? (Hey, -my- personal blog doesn't have Editors!)
      Of course we have that right, and Rob, et al should listen, respectfully, and respond earnestly and respectfully, even if they don't agree. Rob should answer as much email personally as he can, and really thing about what people are telling him - he should be decent and responsive and thoughful. This site is nothing without the millions who read and post to his "Personal Blog", and those millions deserve a little respect. Like the GM, who has the power to be a jerk, we all know he doesn't have to be, and shouldn't be.

      I have a lot of respect for what CmdrTaco has done here, (especially distributing moderator power and helping to prevent -that- kind of abuse) but I think this all boils down to something he said above (paraphrasing) - they have every right to make whatever rules they want, and every right to enforce them, it is -thier- game - but it was handled badly. In other words, you have every right to be an asshole in your private space, but that doesn't make you less of an asshole when you do it.

      CmdrTaco is not an asshole, nor a fascist, but I don't know if he realizes how much his baby has grown, and how much responsibility goes with the power he has here. If hestill thinks of it as his private space, and half the readers here do to, things can never improve beyond the often laughable mess we have now.

    141. Re:Taco? by mr_zorg · · Score: 1, Troll
      It sucks that Taco had to change his name, but guess what? He should have known from the beginning that the name was against the rules. It's not like anything suddenly changed; that was the rule all along. If Taco didn't want to have to change the name of a well established character, he shouldn't have chosen a name that was blatantly against the rules in the first place.

      Oh please. Like anybody actually reads the EULA's where such rules are spelled out. Did you?

    142. Re:Taco? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Our beloved CmdrTaco doesn't dispute that Blizzard has the rights to set and enforce naming conventions in its virtual world. I suspect that if his forced name-change had occurred early in his WOW career, we wouldn't be reading this monologue.

      Yes, what this illustrates is that rules should be applied promptly and consistently to preserve goodwill. Best policy would be to have a "Proscribed names" list. Names are screened against the list immediately at time of creation, and names that are in violation are rejected. No reliance on the judgment of a GM. The proscribed list can be extended, but anybody who had their name before it went on the list gets grandfathered.

    143. Re:Taco? by MrScience · · Score: 1

      See my sig (taken from an IRC chat). Funny thing, Karma...

      --

      You quitting proves that the karma kap worked. The most annoying of the whores shut up. --CmdrTaco

    144. Re:Taco? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      If they're going to stand on the letter of the rules, they should be scanning names all the time for such problems so they can tell someone to change it *before* investing time in the character. Shouldn't be too hard to do on an automated basis as soon as a name is created, or within a reasonable time window. Booting someone after months of gameplay because a particular GM just happens to notice something he/she happens to dislike seems unfair, and failing to communicate about it afterwards seems impolite to obnoxious.

    145. Re:Taco? by misterhaan · · Score: 1

      are you by chance a GM at Blizzard? maybe even the one in your 'hypothetical' story?

      you're so totally ip-banned.

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      track7.org has all kinds of interesting stuff!

    146. Re:Taco? by CptFantasticMalda · · Score: 1

      Who in the heck in CaptainFantasticMald for crying out loud?

    147. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let me repeat what zathrus said:
      If you don't like that, you're welcome to setup your own site, or to simply use other sites that don't offend you so often.

    148. Re:Taco? by Draconix · · Score: 1

      Do you want to pay more per month for it? That's what you're suggesting amounts to. An awful lot of characters are created on any given day, and screening every single name as they are created would require paying someone or more likely multiple people to hand-check every single name to prevent violation. Instead, they _hope_ people will avoid violating the rules, but otherwise rely on users to report violations.

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    149. Re:Taco? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      We remember when it was actually cool to get a "First Post".

      Ok, now we know you bought that UID!

      It's never been cool to get a first post :-)

    150. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The current system is the only workable system. A "list" would be subject to people finding creative names that are not appropriate, yet not on the list. It would open the game up to horrible names being allowed.

      There should be, however, a warning when you create your name.

          If its against the TOS, or a GM finds it to be unacceptable (for whatever reason) then it will have to be changed, regardless of how long it took them to find out.

    151. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no!! Cmdr stands for commandeer!.....that is not a rank in the game. I don't see what the problem is.
      CmdrTaco is a taco thief.

    152. Re:Taco? by Mateito · · Score: 1
      We have a lot of readers, but these days very few actually know who I am.

      Taco who?

    153. Re:Taco? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or, you might say:

      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."

      -- Homer Simpson

    154. Re:Taco? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Do you want to pay more per month for it? That's what you're suggesting amounts to. An awful lot of characters are created on any given day, and screening every single name as they are created would require paying someone or more likely multiple people to hand-check every single name to prevent violation. Instead, they _hope_ people will avoid violating the rules, but otherwise rely on users to report violations.

      I don't think that it is necessarily an issue where you need prescreening of the name. However, there are two things:
      1) The more problem names that could be weeded out early, the better for everyone.
      2) There is a balance to be had over gray areas in the rules (how famous really is CmdrTaco? And how do we know it is supposed to be Commander instead of Commodore? Are there Commodores in WoW? If so, how about a first name of Comdar?) and the length of time a user has invested in the name.

      I.e. you need real dispute resolution rather than taking very broad interpretations on the prohibitions against names. More leniency should be applied to those who have had their names for a long time.

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    155. Re:Taco? by Ravendon · · Score: 1, Funny

      Then I guess Captain Marvel, Superman, Cohen the Barbarian, The Doctor, Harry Potter, Captain Harlock, Paul Bunyan, Sonic The Hedgehog, Tarl Cabot, James T. Kirk, James Bond, Vincent Valentine, Audie Murphy, Homer Simpson, Winston Smith, Solomon Kane, John Henry, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Invader Zim, Edmund Blackadder, Indiana Jones, Carmen Elektra aren't fantasy either.

    156. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, Boo fucking whoo.

      Get a real issue to complain about.

    157. Re:Taco? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Do you want to pay more per month for it? That's what you're suggesting amounts to. An awful lot of characters are created on any given day, and screening every single name as they are created would require paying someone or more likely multiple people to hand-check every single name to prevent violation. Instead, they _hope_ people will avoid violating the rules, but otherwise rely on users to report violations.

      It should not be hand-checked at all. It should be only a machine check. If somebody is creative enough to invent a name that somebody doesn't approve of but that isn't on the list, it is not a catastrophe--let him keep it, but edit the list so that nobody else does it.

    158. Re:Taco? by verch · · Score: 1

      You're pretty smart for a six digiter.

      I remember, back in the day, we had to walk uphill to the server both ways with hot grits down our pants to read Rob's posts...

      AND WE LIKED IT!

    159. Re:Taco? by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      It's illegal to have a swear as a name, so who knows...

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    160. Re:Taco? by wheezl · · Score: 1

      Yeah. There was a time when the fact that the number in my NIC Handle being '6' got me all sorts of tail.

      Wait no, that never happened.

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    161. Re:Taco? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      What's happened isn't necessarily wrong (in the "against the rules" sense, at least)...it's just very poorly handled.

      Welcome to the world of blizzard, the AOL of online gaming.

      the most annoying thing to me is that apparently blizard can force people to change names, but can't do anything about the gay lusers spamming the chat channels on battle.net of 'clan recruitment' bots.

    162. Re:Taco? by Mateito · · Score: 1
      my other UID is 5-digit

      There's a T-shirt or a bumper sticker or something in there somewhere.

    163. Re:Taco? by Darby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're a childish fuck! You're a childish fuck!

      Dude, he isn't that at all.
      You made fun of Taco's spelling, and then he posted the obligatory dupe. Get it now?

    164. Re:Taco? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I don't know why taco treats this like big news.

      Because he's personally affected.

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    165. Re:Taco? by Mateito · · Score: 1
      Maybe Slashdot needs the an addition option in the Threshold box:

      Display messages:

      • Thread
      • Nested
      • Flat
      • By Slashdot ID

      Thus we can see all Robs posts at the top of the page, and all mine at the bottom.

    166. Re:Taco? by MCraigW · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It sucks that Taco had to change his name, but guess what? He should have known from the beginning that the name was against the rules.

      No... he shouldn't have been able to create the name in the first place if it violated the rules -- if the rules cannot be programmed into the game, then they should not be "enforced" by plebes.

    167. Re:Taco? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      No, it's not Taco's personal blog anymore. Outside of the fact that it's called "News for Nerds" (that is, it proclaims itself a news site, as opposed to a blog or journal where personal stories are posted), Slashdot is owned by OSTG nowadays (and has been for quite a while). Saying that Slashdot is the personal blog of Taco is like saying that the New York Times is the personal blog of Bill Keller.

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    168. Re:Taco? by MCraigW · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gee, could we post a link to the server here? -- Uhhh... so we all can get the information first hand, yeah...

    169. Re:Taco? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2, Funny

      God damn it. I was feeling good about myself until one of you 4 digit bastards had to show up and ruin it.

      When I got my first "First Post" and later my first (Score:5) post I was so excited I jumped up from my desk and ran around the office.

      LK

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    170. Re:Taco? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "This is pretty much the video game equivalent of going to a baseball game, getting 3 strikes and then complaining that you should get a 4th."

      No, it's not. The point of baseball is to hit the ball, and you get 3 chances to do it. But the point of WoW isn't to come up with a name that they approve of, is it? I don't own WoW, but I know that when I play video games my nickname is just there as something for other players to identify me by (and maybe to make them laugh at my nickname too). Because when I play DOOM3 or DOD or any other game online, I do it to have fun. I could see them telling me to change my nickname if it's something offensive, but not simply because it's the same name as someone famous, because it "breaks fantasy convention", or because it has a prefixed title.

      This is more like getting kicked out of a baseball game because you say your name is Richard Petty. People who don't know who he is probably won't care, and people who do know who he is know that you're not really him. Sure, mentioning Richard Petty in a baseball stadium is a little out of place, but people shouldn't make a big deal out of it.

    171. Re:Taco? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      People who pay for a subscription are NOT guests. People who contribute content are not JUST guests. Because so many of the write-ups are simply factually wrong, slashdot is worthless without those posters who correct the mistakes. These people are not just guests, they are the ones who make the site worth reading.

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      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    172. Re:Taco? by Dan+Morenus · · Score: 1
      Whenever someone complains about something like Rob's story above, there are two responses, agreement, and the flat statement that its his Personal Blog and he can do whatever he wants. That misses the point entirely. Anyone can start up a newspaper, and control its content completely, but that newspaper is not going to be taken seriously if they don't maintain journalistic standards.


      And what is wrong with the editor writing an editorial? That is a common practice among virtually every newspaper, and is not taken as a blemish on the newspaper's credibility. The content is clearly one person's opinion; CmdrTaco did not presume to speak for the /. community in the article he posted.
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    173. Re:Taco? by _jthm · · Score: 1

      bingo.

      dead on.

      we had to made UIDs to tell jon katz what electricity is.

    174. Re:Taco? by rob_squared · · Score: 1
      It's about getting there first, and having proof.

      Everything in life is about being better than someone or something.

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    175. Re:Taco? by AshNazg · · Score: 1

      5 digits?
      Has it got to 5 digits?
      Time really flies...

    176. Re:Taco? by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      Karma Whore

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    177. Re:Taco? by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I hadn't been paying attention, but boy, the numbers do go pretty high nowadays. Mine's looking pretty low in comparison now. I don't claim any special status, I've just apparently wasted more time here than most. But I have been around here long enough to remember all the old hands bemoaning the old days when I first logged in...

      Is there a UID timeline somewhere? I'm not sure when it was I first registered, it would be interesting to backtrack and figure out when that was.

    178. Re:Taco? by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      are you kidding? you make a banned-name list and run all new names through it. if you get a match, the names no good. guild wars does this: try to use "Jesus" in your character name and you immediately get told you cant use the names of any religious figures or some such. seriously, its not hard. if they didnt want people named Cmdr, Lt, Gen, PeterGriffin, GeorgeBush, et cetera then all they needed to do was make a list of names you cant use beforehand.

      blizzard makes this huge massive game, and you think it would cost them that much extra to make a list of names players CAN NOT use?

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      By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. -- George Carlin
    179. Re:Taco? by KILNA · · Score: 1

      Most of Slashdot's content is my sort of thing regardless of the rampant amnesia and dyslexia in the staff. But if you'll re-read my post, my like or dislike of Slashdot is irrelevant to the point. Claiming that this site is Rob's personal blog is patently false. Sycophantic stroking of the editors is only going to promote more pointless position abuse like this story, as opposed to the other content I come here for. If I wanted to hear about how terrible CmdrTaco's day is, I'd look for it on cmdrtaco.net or his Slashdot journal, not the Slashdot front page. What's next, are we going to have different colored smilies next to stories to indicate what mood Rob is in?

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    180. Re:Taco? by Vengie · · Score: 1

      ...Carmen Elektra? Um. Nice one. ;-)

      ...[and I'm gay and even I caught that one....]

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      When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. (Larry Wall)
    181. Re:Taco? by Anti_Climax · · Score: 1

      Damn it, forgot the ':-P' :-(

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      Even people that believe in pre-destiny look both ways before crossing the street.
    182. Re:Taco? by Jay+L · · Score: 1

      screening every single name as they are created would require paying someone or more likely multiple people to hand-check every single name to prevent violation

      Hmm. In the early days of AOL, when people were afraid that computers wouldn't be family-friendly, we used to print out all the screen names created that day and just give them a quick visual scan. Talk about tedious! Eventually, I wrote a DOS program to remove all the "common" name forms - FirstLxxxx, where "first" was one of the names I got from some baby list somewhere. Suddenly, the ordeal was reduced to a 5-minute chore.

      I wonder if there are similar patterns of WoW names that would make such a task manageable?

    183. Re:Taco? by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly of course it isn't. It's news for nerds blah blah blah not "rants by morons".... oh sorry nearly forgot, this is Slashdot. And of course CmdrWanker has abused his mod rights by modding my original criticism to death.

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      Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
    184. Re:Taco? by Baricom · · Score: 1

      if the rules cannot be programmed into the game, then they should not be "enforced" by plebes.

      Isn't that a little like saying that if the police can't catch John Q. Bank Robber in the bank, then the law shouldn't be enforced after he leaves?

    185. Re:Taco? by llefler · · Score: 1

      BTW, robflynn would also be in violation because it is more than one word. That's why they don't allow spaces in names and force proper casing.

      WoW naming conventions are ridiculous, and sporadically enforced. If you get reported, and if the GM feels like doing something about it, then you might have your name changed.

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      It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. -- Harry Truman
    186. Re:Taco? by BOOTSTRAPS · · Score: 0

      pretty much. i'd have to agree with the trolls on this one...he shouldve put this shit in his fucking blog.

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    187. Re:Taco? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      "There is nothing about the site that makes it a personal blog, except maybe the distinct lack of professionalism and the overinflated sense of importance of the people running it."

      Isn't it strange how people get SO pissed off at Slashdot and say how much it sucks, how irrational everyone on /. is, blah blah blah. . . yet they KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE.

      IF YOU DON'T LIKE SLASHDOT, THEN THAT'S FINE - but DON'T keep coming back to /. and keep bitching about it. I like Slashdot. If you don't, that's fine - I don't care - but if you don't like the site (ANY site, not just /.) then just don't go there - I don't like MSN.com, and that's why I don't go there.

      And let's not forget that /.'s current owners bought it off of CmdrTaco. There's a reason that they chose /. - because it's got a LOT of regular visitors because whether you agree with people or not, it's interesting to see what posters say about certain topics. Why did you click on the link to see Taco's rant? Because you were wondering what he said, whether you agreed with it or not, and maybe wondered what others thought of it. Why else would you read it?

    188. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't worry, it's understood

    189. Re:Taco? by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      I link to that post because I consider it funny and stupid. It is not to be taken seriously. :-)

    190. Re:Taco? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 3, Funny

      And this, children, is why Slashdotters don't get laid.

    191. Re:Taco? by BOOTSTRAPS · · Score: 0

      oh, the whole site is his blog? that's fucking terrific...

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    192. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he did. As did you, apparently. As did all the child posts from what I read. You guys need to lay off the hooch. No drunk posting, when will people learn?

      To me, the only point he was trying to address was to examine the phenomenon of virtual identity, or lack there of. He stated several times that he was fine with the rules. While he beefed on the response, it really seemed like an aside. The true issue was his affection for his beloved pseudonym. Which, I completely understand. I have stooped to using hexidecimal just so I could have some form of "my" name. (try building relationships with a nick like 67684f7374)

      Poor Taco. He comes to the bar to pour his heart out and muse poetic and all he gets is heckled from the flies. Sheesh, what a world.

    193. Re:Taco? by yomahz · · Score: 1

      We remember when it was actually cool to get a "First Post".

      Odd, I can't remember that. Must be a 30k and below thing.

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      "A mind is a terrible thing to taste."
    194. Re:Taco? by irving47 · · Score: 1

      Especially when the 'plebes' might have something against him, or slashdot.
      I had a friend on evercrack and his name was "negas"
      Apparently, he was contacted by a GM or whatever they're called and told it was too close to the name "Nagus" in Star Trek! Supposedly, they didn't want popular SF names being used.
      Turned out some psycho had gotten annoyed with my friend and pointed out this 'violation' to an admin who listened for some weird reason.

      The funny part was that during this entire conversation, my friend was walking around with some character named "Troi!"

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      I had a sucky sig.
    195. Re:Taco? by Omniscientist · · Score: 0, Troll
      Isn't that a little like saying that if the police can't catch John Q. Bank Robber in the bank, then the law shouldn't be enforced after he leaves?

      Not really, I think you are thinking about it too hard. I don't see how hard it would be to program a function in the game that checks during character creation if the name is either a famous person, a military title, or a variation of the spelling of a military title. Giving players the false impression that the name they use is ok and then taking it away from them later is going to make them angry.

    196. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Brilliant. Post a anti-Powerpoint rant, but do it as a series of graphic images with a lot of text in them instead of using an actual text format! The blind leading the blind.

    197. Re:Taco? by genner · · Score: 1

      Why is this modded funny?

      This is the most insightful post I've ever read.

    198. Re:Taco? by Iones · · Score: 1

      Nobody I've read so far even mentions the possible sexual connotation with the handle. Look, for your monthly subscription, it's likely that Blizzard loses money each time they 'touch' an account, be it for naming violations, or other reasons (don't even argue that they make millions, that's money for development for expansions and such). Given that, how can they build (or why would they want to build) a dispute system for tards who make bad names? Develop a name filter that catches every bad name, impossible, teenagers are much too smart for that, it would be a waste of money beyond a first-pass filter. Given the fact that the GM came in so fast, I'd be willing to bet some tard reported the name, because thier own name got nerfed too.

    199. Re:Taco? by Kennric · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with editorial, my point was not to criticize his article, but the mindset that the entire site is one person's personal blog. In other words, a criticism of his article should have been met with a discussion of its merits or flaws, not with a flat statement that its his site and he can do whatever he wants. It is his site (more or less), and he can do what he wants, but that doesn't mean he always should, and the debate about how things -should- be done is not trivial. That debate should not be met with the flat statement "Its his personal blog, if you don't like it go start your own (enormously popular geek news site with millions of daily hits and a vibrant, if somewhat cultish, folllowing).

      Editorial is good, I don't mean to criticise his posting, just the notion that slashdot is no more than Tacos's personal playground - maybe it was, once, but I think its time it grew up a little.

    200. Re:Taco? by Kennric · · Score: 1

      PS: OSDN should be OSTG in above post, as most of you probably already figured out.

    201. Re:Taco? by KILNA · · Score: 1

      Since when has Slashdot been devoid of bitching? YMBNH.

      I come to Slashdot because most of the time the content is stuff I like. I pay money for a subscription and I don't care for errors and dupes, so I have every right to complain in this public forum even if it attracts IDIOTS WHO HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITH BOLD.

      Front-page Slashdot posts are generally informative stories. News for nerds. Stuff that matters. You know, what it says in the banner of the page. I read this particular story because I had the expectation that he was going to make a cogent point, not just whine about how unfair life can be. That's several minutes of my life lost because Taco decided out of nowhere to use this site for one of his own personal gripes. When Taco was called out on it, someone else defended him with a false assertion that Slashdot is Rob's personal blog. Taco had the arrogance to agree with the guy making a patently false claim geared directly at stroking his ego instead of correcting him or leaving well enough alone.

      So yeah, I'm a little irritated that a person running a news site I've tended to put some faith in thinks of it as no more than his own LiveJournal, using it to cry about the unfairness of a GM in a MMORPG. What, was the journal system Rob built into Slashdot not good enough for him? Doesn't he have enough visitors on cmdrtaco.net? No, he wanted the sympathy and sycophantic adoration of droves of geeks, so he put his whiney rant on the front page of Slashdot instead.

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    202. Re:Taco? by riprjak · · Score: 1

      And "dudefella" is holding with Fantasy conventions?? We dont read about Gabe getting automagically name changed.

      No, this is stupid; as someone who likewise has had the same "nick" for a LONG time, over two decades at this point, being UNABLE to use it for the name of my primary character would shit me to tears. Because it IS me, its how my friends find me.

      Despite significant temptation, this clearly explains the reasons why I have avoided WarCrack.

      Just my $0.02.
      err!
      Jak.

    203. Re:Taco? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Do you want to pay more per month for it? That's what you're suggesting amounts to.

      They don't want to pay per month for admins to manually check on names and decide that "CmdrTaco" is illegal, which is what the current system amounts to.

    204. Re:Taco? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      1.) You cannot use a name of someone/something "famous", even if it's your own. Among nerds, CmdrTaco is a relatively known names. So far I've seen names like Rushlimbaugh, Petergriffin, etc. get changed the first day.

      I don't have a beef with any of WoW's rules per se. I don't even have a beef with the above rule, but WoW is letting the letter of the law conflict with the spirit of the law. The rule is intended to keep people from misrepresenting themselves. But what if, like in Rob Malda's case, you are that person?

      Say you were playing along as your name "Mike Jones,' or whatnot. Everything is school since you're not famous. Then something happens and you're world famous. Now WoW says, you have to change your name. That's stupid. If you can prove you're "Mike Jones," or at least created the name prior to it becoming famous, then you should be able to keep it.

    205. Re:Taco? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It seems that after the first 100.000 UID's, it's taking a looong time to get to 1.000.000 or maybe that's just me?

      Well, if the rate of new signups is constant, it will take 9 times longer to get to from 100,000 to 1,000,000 as it did to get to 100,000 in the first place. I hope that answers your question :)

    206. Re:Taco? by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      We remember when it was actually cool to get a "First Post".

      It is still cool, despite CmdrTaco's attempts to dumb it down.
      Nowdays you have to get a "Frist Psot", and it is no longer identified
      by that nice (#1) beside it, so you have to rely on checking that
      nobody posted earlier.

    207. Re:Taco? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      These are all good reason why you shouldn't get to select your nick in an RPG. You're supposed to be role playing.. let an automated script choose the name.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    208. Re:Taco? by MyOtherUIDis5-digit · · Score: 1

      ...or something. :->

    209. Re:Taco? by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 1

      He's like a Total n00b, I remember helping him run Linux on his Powerbook in 1998.

      (Hi Dan ;p)

    210. Re:Taco? by DarkYoshi · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the "fantasy convention" thing is kind of out the window. Most of the names I see in MMOGs have nothing to do with fantasy. You do have a point with the prefixes, but unless CmdrTaco's name was changed because of that, I see no reason why he should have had his name removed.

    211. Re:Taco? by Xurbax · · Score: 1

      No need to send mail to check if a name is taken - just do a /friend to test if it is taken.

    212. Re:Taco? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Unrealistic. You can not create a system that disallows every possible spelling of everything.

      And have it take into account spelling/ slangs/ people who will be famous that haven't occured yet, hence the rules.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    213. Re:Taco? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Has Blizzard stopped keeping all the used names? They used to keep them and mark them.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    214. Re:Taco? by SecretAsianMan · · Score: 1

      Or you can sell it on eBay.

      --

      Washington, DC: It's like Hollywood for ugly people.

    215. Re:Taco? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      Maybe he put it on Slashdot because he thought we might be interested. I read it because I was interested - I knew it would be a rant, and I knew all it would talk about is Taco's experience with WoW. You could've gotten that much from simply reading the 4-5 line description on the front page. Even the newspapers have opinion columns - wanna yell at them, too? It's their newspaper, they can do what they want with it as far as I'm concerned - if I don't want to read the opinion columns, I'll skip them, they're not hard to spot even when they don't come out and say they're opinion columns. As far as I can tell, it's your own fault you wasted your time reading it because the description tells you that the whole thing is about CmdrTaco's experience with WoW and his opinion of what they did.

      So /. isn't his personal site anymore. So what? He's still the one who made the site, and it's still his. It is the way it is because of him, and that's the way people like it, it seems. And I'm sure this isn't the first time he posted a rant either.

      And maybe he wanted to hear the opinion of his fellow nerds on the matter. Few people know about cmdrtaco.net, but any true nerd or Linux geek knows about /. - AFAIK people can't post their own opinions to his personal site. If he wanted people to see it, certainly it would get read more on /. than on his personal site - and if people didn't want to read it, they could just skip over it.

      And FWIW it's a little hard to have people hear how your words are supposed to sound through the Internet unless it's using VoIP, so you use bold, italics, underlining, and capitalization to emphasize what you would emphasize in speech to get your point across. You're guilty of it, too - don't think I didn't notice your italics - just I tend to not like underlining or italics except when quoting someone, so what do I do when I want to emphasize both a sentence and specific words in the sentence or when I want to REALLY emphasize something? I use bold and caps.

    216. Re:Taco? by jgarry · · Score: 1

      Violated: Your new name is too close to a Depeche Mode album title.

      --
      Oracle and unix guy.
    217. Re:Taco? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Nobody can program computers to be sentient yet.

      --
      If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
    218. Re:Taco? by gmahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No... he shouldn't have been able to create the name in the first place if it violated the rules -- if the rules cannot be programmed into the game, then they should not be "enforced" by plebes.

      This is the most asinine thing I've read in a long time. There are lots of rules possible that would difficult to enforce programmatically but easy for a real human to enforce. Just because the game allows it, doesn't make it legal. Bottom line is you are shown the ToS several times before you make your character. If you don't choose to read it or abide by it, your bad. Do you think Blizzard has the staff to look at every entry the second (or even week) it's made? No...CmdrTaco just got lucky that no one saw him until today.

    219. Re:Taco? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't.

      They could have bought it, it could be someone else log in, etc. . .

      You would be mistaken to judge how long I have been here based on my UID.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    220. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. When was the last time you heard of a bank robber that got away?

    221. Re:Taco? by SteveAyre · · Score: 1

      Hmm, must be tired.
      2 corrections
      "Yes, you may be a customer but you're still a guest."
      "...perhaps protected a little better..."

    222. Re:Taco? by nitsuj · · Score: 1

      It's always worked for me...

    223. Re:Taco? by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 1

      Eventually even six digit Slashdot IDs will be impressively small...

      --
      Stop the world; I need to get off.
    224. Re:Taco? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no where in the discription of slashdot did it mention it being a eprsonal blog, diary, or any other such thing.

      It was a place to talk about 'nerd news' and several different people ran it, posted stories, wrote code, wtc. You remember Jon Katz? Jeff Bates? Kristoff? Wood? Simmons? they were all contributers to slashdot. Which build itself as a news site. Not a person journal.

      to say it was started as a 'blog' is simply revisionist.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    225. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the game is better for it. Thanks!

    226. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying that Slashdot is the personal blog of Taco is like saying that the New York Times is the personal blog of Bill Keller.

      Ah, but who writes the editorials?

    227. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can definitely afford the staff. How hard is it to go through a list of names and make a decision. If they're going to be lame about enforcement, the least they could do is tell you within a week or two ffs.

    228. Re:Taco? by shogun · · Score: 1

      Ditto here, didn't get around to it for a while after it was first put in and mine is still pretty low.

    229. Re:Taco? by KILNA · · Score: 1

      Firstly, it's rarely cool to shout whole sentences unless you're trying to make yourself look like a tool. Maybe that was your intention, if so I apologize.

      I knew it was an editorial. I don't think it's too much to ask for an editorial to come across as professional if I'm paying a subscription to a news site. A real story would be "Identity in Virtual Worlds" and would have included some meat other than a lamenting on single anecdote for paragraphs on end without eventually making a point. The story he subjected us to was "Blizzard Made Me Change My Name", and you're right I should have stopped as soon as I read the gripe-laden title. But I trusted that a Slashdot story would actually have a bit more substance than a "poor me" whine with a paragraph tacked on at the end about the nature of identity to justify its existence.

      At that point I was irritated, but not enough to actually say anything. I come here for news, I expect the occasional editorial and I had wrote this off as being at the fringe of editorial content. No big deal, whatever.

      Then Taco made out that Slashdot, a news site I pay for and which is owned by a publicly traded company, is still his own personal blog. Once he'd claimed that the site was about him and not the news, I got irritated enough to comment. This isn't the CmdrTaco show, that's not why I come here. It's very revealing to how things are run if he honestly thinks of this place as his own personal LiveJournal.

      --
      Error: PANTS NOT FOUND. Press <F1> to continue.
    230. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never played WoW, but have read the EULA. It is quite interesting. Did you know in the terms of usage you give Blizzard the right to use information obtained from you for not-limited-to "hack testing"? There are quite a few nasty clauses in the EULA and Terms of Usage. One reason why i will never play WoW, despite the fact that it may be an awesome game. Why would i support a company which doesn't respect my privacy?

    231. Re:Taco? by quakeroatz · · Score: 1

      Ugh, after viewing your site, and seeing that you trade Babylon 5 cards I owe you an apology. Clearly, Tacos rant is a vital news byte for you and your WoW clan.

      Apparently it was the gay porn shot that really hit a nerve with you.

    232. Re:Taco? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. I got some this week.

      And before you ask; yes, it was with a woman.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    233. Re:Taco? by ph4s3 · · Score: 1

      Wow. Talk about missing the point... Taco's essay was about identity and how important it is, particularly in a virtual world. The context was the WoW environment, but throughout the piece he aknowledged that it was a violation and as such, suitable punishment.

    234. Re:Taco? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Remember y2k? Who do you think caused the problem in the first place? It wasn't guys either my age or yours. :-)

    235. Re:Taco? by blueapples · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Jesus Christ.

      1.) You cannot use a name of someone/something "famous", even if it's your own.

      Obviously this refers to the coincidence where one might have the same name as a famous person, not if they are in fact themselves that very person.

      The other stuff probably stands, but let's try to actually parse English properly if we're going to start arguing about rules.

      --
      www.blueapples.org
    236. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a low-5-digit UID, it must have been early to mid 1999.

    237. Re:Taco? by halowolf · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I have experienced the so called, Blizzard customer support. It is more than poorly handled its just non existent. I had a problem with my account and I couldn't access WOW, I followed the support process and submitted my support request and I got the reply email stating that my problem would be handled in 24 hours. I waited 5 days and nothing happened. I submitted another request and the same thing happened. I then decided to use the phone support, and was on hold for 1.2 hrs, during their call centre business hours (at international phone call rates) and no one picked up the phone.

      I then sumbitted a third support request, and to this day I have not received any support from Blizzard addressing my problem. I then stopped all future payments to my WOW membership and I no longer playing it. I stated the explicit reasons to Blizzard as to why I was cancelling my membershop but honestly, I expect it to be ignored just like I was previously.

      I very much doubt I will ever purchase anything from Blizzard again if this is the level of respect I receive from them as one of their customers. Which makes the size of the list of game companies I do not buy anything from 2. I am back playing the very improved EVE Online.

    238. Re:Taco? by markhb · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link. I had originally thought that the issue was brought up by Slashdot denizens with too much time on their hands. Now, I see that there is a larger group of people with too much time on their hands.

      Points on that site's argument:
          - In the construction "www.domain.com", "www" is not a subdomain; it's a hostname. In "www.xyz.domain.com", "xyz" would be a subdomain while www would still be the hostname.
          - Claiming something is deprecated because you don't like it doesn't make it so. Ozzie Guillen could as easily say that the use of Lance Berkman in the Astro's line up is deprecated, and it would be equally as relevant.

      Nothing in the above observations should be construed as an endorsement by myself of either team currently contesting the World Series.

      --
      Save Maine's economy: write stuff down. All comments are exclusively my own, not my employer.
    239. Re:Taco? by NetRAVEN5000 · · Score: 1
      Firstly, it's rarely cool to shout whole sentences unless you're trying to make yourself look like a tool. Maybe that was your intention, if so I apologize.

      As I tried to explain earlier, I wasn't shouting, I was emphasizing certain portions of my writing because they were key points that I was trying to make, so who's the tool now? And I didn't come to /. to be cool so I could care less if you don't think I'm cool.

      And what do you consider a "professional editorial"? I used to have a subscription to PC Magazine - one day I opened it up to find an editorial called "Free sex! Cheap lasers!" even though the article had NOTHING to do with sex, free stuff, or cheap stuff - in fact, I don't think it even had anything to do with lasers. How's that for "professional" - I paid money to have it delivered to my doorstep and I got that? (And by the way a LOT of the PC Mag opinion pieces suck, IMO - I usually can only stand to read the first paragraph and maybe the section titles.) A lot of these were John Dvorak's "Linux sucks because I'm stupid" or other things. Many were pointless and stupid. But I didn't care because I just skipped over them and the rest of the magazine was good. Some of them I actually liked, but I don't remember a single one that I would consider to be very professional.

      But being professional isn't really the point of an editorial. When you write an article or essay, you're really not supposed to use "I", "me", "we", or anything else to refer to yourself. You're supposed to give just facts - NOT opinions, unless they're quotes (yes, I know that writers' opinions sometimes show in their writing, but they're not supposed to give you their opinion flat-out).

      When you're writing an editorial, you're supposed to express your opinion. That's what CmdrTaco was doing. You might not find it very important, but many of us do. Personally, I'm shocked that Blizzard would kick him for his name - I've never been kicked from a game server for my name, and I don't remember ever having a name that couldn't be taken offensively. And you might feel differently if it was, say, Hotmail making him change his e-mail address or if it was Vonage making him change his phone number because the last three digits were 666 or spelled out "sex" or something. Can you imagine having to tell everyone you know a new e-mail address just because it had the prefix "Cmdr" or a new phone number because it has some letter or number combination? That's just stupid.

      And it doesn't much matter if Slashdot's owned by a company - it's still influenced by CmdrTaco. He's still the one who came up with the site and made it the way it is, and it just wouldn't be the same without him. Bill Gates might not be CEO anymore but he still plays a major role in the future of the company, doesn't he? MS just wouldn't be the same without him.

      Like it or not, this is still basically CmdrTaco's site. Even though it is corporate-owned, it's still of the same essence - and I have a feeling that's the way VA wanted it. Imagine what Slashdot would be without the "Microsofties vs. the Linux zealots" and the "First posts" (don't be fooled by my UID# - I was coming to /. as "Anonymous Coward" for a long time off and on, from links on Linux-related sites) and any other /. jokes - it'd suck. With all this kind of stuff, you can't really tell that it's a corporate-owned site, and I, for one, like it that way. It might be more "professional" and more "politically correct" if it were different, but it would suck.

    240. Re:Taco? by MagnusDredd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had this handle probably longer than Taco has held his... If I make a Character using my handle, and they bitch during the first week, not so big a deal...

      Once I've invested a great deal of time in the game... At that point they can go to hell...

      This delves into personal identity politics and the internal self-view that people have. A handle is something that expresses how we see ourselves, who we want to be, or some part of our character that we wish to express. It's not something to be trifled with.

      The stupid thing is this... Evercrack and WoW are not really serious RPGs no matter WTF Sony or Blizzard think. I've seen people discussing sports, TV, jobs, and life on these games. Generally while a character is played, affectations relating to the character are not expressed (unlike Vampire/D&D/Warhammer RolePlaying games, not to be confused with D&D Roll-playing/AKA Hack and Slash). Blizzard needs to get over themselves, while they may own the game and have the right to take their dice home, I have the right not to pay them if they do stupid shit like this! The customer is to be served, not to be screwed over... I certainly hope that if they do business this way, it gets out and people quit giving them money. I for one will not pay for that sort of abuse.

      While there is one MMORPG that I have played here and there, I'll not be playing WOW, even though it's something I had previously really wanted to try out.

    241. Re:Taco? by evilneko · · Score: 1

      I am patiently waiting for that day. ;)

      --
      Slashdot - where to disagree, is to be a troll
    242. Re:Taco? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Remember y2k? Who do you think caused the problem in the first place? It wasn't guys either my age or yours. :-)

      Yeah, a lot of them are dead now. It was the managers and congressmen who were in charge back in the 60s, 70s and 80s.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    243. Re:Taco? by cagrin · · Score: 1

      Longtime lurker here...logged in for the first time in years just to see my 'status' ...damn, i'm a 6 digit ;)

      --
      ~ awaiting spiritual enlightenment ~
    244. Re:Taco? by Baricom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The last two are (somewhat) easy - just match them against an exhaustive list of military titles and their abbreviations. I challenge you to provide an algorithm to conclusively show me whether person x is famous. Remember, according to your rules, your algorithm has to have a miniscule false negative rate because we won't take their name away once it's approved by software.

    245. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      both are correct, spelt is proper.

    246. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Speaking of that, why number people? Am I the only one who finds numbering people dehumanizing?

      <voice src="The Prisoner">I am not a number! I am a free man!</voice>

      -- Perpetual Newbie
      reader/lurker since '97
      never got an account

    247. Re:Taco? by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      I disagree with this, I've had the name 'Jools' for many years as a corruption of my first name (not original, I know) and it is something I really identify with. When I couldn't get jools@gmail.com, I was quite devastated.

      (by the by, when I found out the reason a lot of people accused me of cheating in Counter-strike was because of my name and not my 1337 5ki11z I was quite upset. Turned out there was a brit with the nick 'Jools' who had made a famous cheat program for CS, the bastard)

      --
      Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
    248. Re:Taco? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      being upset that you don't get the email address you want makes perfect sense. Using your nick in a fantasy rolepaying game doesn't make sense. Of course, I'm being a bit hypocritical here, I play a number of games as QuantumG. But sometimes using your nick simply isn't appropriate. For example, if I ran around 17th century France calling myself QuantumG I'd receive quite a number of strange glances. Why? Because no 17th century french mother would name her son QuantumG, and it's for that reason why having an automatic name selection process for a roleplaying game is so attractive.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    249. Re:Taco? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      "I think SilentChris might be missing the point.

      Our beloved CmdrTaco doesn't dispute that Blizzard has the rights to set and enforce naming conventions in its virtual world. I suspect that if his forced name-change had occurred early in his WOW career, we wouldn't be reading this monologue.

      It's the forced name-change of an apparently well-established character in the WOW world, without having an effective avenue to appeal to or complain through that is the problem.

      What's happened isn't necessarily wrong (in the "against the rules" sense, at least)...it's just very poorly handled. "

      I've put 40 DAYS /played time into my current Wow character (yes, I'm a geek -- but I've seen "hardcore" players put in even more time). If Blizzard suddenly came to me and said "Your name violates the rules", I'd be ok with it, because they make it very clear what is and isn't acceptable.

      I'm not quite sure what people (I'll call them "CmdrTaco" fanboys) WANT out Blizzard's system. How is a filter supposed to determine "CmdrTaco" is a famous name when it's being created? The whole line about "It starts with a title is bunk". The major problem of the 3 that I listed above is CMDRTACO DOESN'T FIT WARCRAFT FANTASY CONVENTION. PERIOD. There's nothing to discuss about that.

      Blizzard tells players, outright, that their name is subject to review. They give examples of what's inappropriate. It's listed on their website, in their printed instruction manual and in-game (view the section under "Verbal Harassment"). Malda knew all this and decided to break the rule. Then he complains when he gets caught. Well... tough. What's honestly to complain about here?

    250. Re:Taco? by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      True, it does depend on the nick. In WoW, if my nick was something like microchip, it would not have got a run.... but Jools could be of any origin.

      And if you wanted microchip, and wanted to be slightly lame, you can always medieval it up.
      eg
      Mikael de Chep
      Mycro
      etc (I'm embarrased for myself)

      Automatic name selection just seems so lifeless. Having said that, I rolled my Alliance, Female Night Elf Hunter, and found out that it was one of the most popular combinations.... perhaps apart from Human Rogue. C'est la vie.

      --
      Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
    251. Re:Taco? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      "Well, except that he had been using the name since April. So really its like you start playing baseball, and its 3 strikes and you are out. Then comes May, June, Jully, Augest. Still 3 strikes and you are out. Then September. Still 3 strikes and you are out. Ah, but along comes October, and suddenly, you are called out at the first strike."

      Um, no. Blizzard makes it very clear that they make every effort to catch names with the filters, but the GMs are there to handle violations when people use famous names. It's stated on the website, in the manual, and in the EULA. Malda knew this. He decided to fuck around instead of coming up with a decent name that actually fit the Warcraft universe.

      "Actually it's more like: you're up at bat, and the pitcher keeps throwing pitches, sometimes you swing, sometimes you don't, but the umpire refuses to call it until it's dark and the park is empty and the players are like "who gives a shit"".

      *I* give a shit. I'm a fan of the idea that virtual online worlds are just that: virtual. They have their own stories and histories. Having some knucklehead run around with "Lollers" or "SenatorMcCarthy" or "CmdrTaco" just ruins what's otherwise an immersive experience.

      Blizzard has gone out of their way to ensure dumb names don't get litered all over the game. CmdrTaco, on the other hand, obviously doesn't care about this. If he did, he'd realize that even if you don't want to play by the rules, you should at least play with the culture. This rant was the whiny equivalent of an 8-year old yelling "I want it NOW!" When and if he comes up with his own MMORPG, then he can have all the dumb names he wants.

    252. Re:Taco? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      I don't know how a filter is supposed to recognize every conceivable pop culture reference. We know it's famous, but an algorhythm wouldn't.

      And he wasn't booted. They just asked him to change his name. His character, it's items, etc. stays exactly the same. His friends list stays the same. His dumb name goes.

    253. Re:Taco? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I played a MUD once where your stats included whether or not you were married. This just spontaniously happened to your character now and then (although you could "get married" to another character and this would turn on the flag). When a new player came along and requested a character the script would randomly pick a character that had a the married bit set and randomly select a first name to go with the "parent" characters last name. The player of the parent character would receive a message saying that their long lost son (or daughter) has been spotted in the randomly selected home city of the new character. It was a fun system and gave a new (or old?) meaning to the term 'clan'.

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    254. Re:Taco? by fatboyslack · · Score: 1

      That's the sort of cool RPG elements that are missing in WoW.

      --
      Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -- Leo Tolstoy
    255. Re:Taco? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Quite deliberately I believe. It's not an RPG.

      --
      How we know is more important than what we know.
    256. Re:Taco? by Kelson · · Score: 1

      You sir, are in desperate need of a Jump-to-Conclusions(tm) mat.

    257. Re:Taco? by MaxVT · · Score: 1

      What if they change the rules "on the go", as their EULA undoubtedly says, or the environment changes during the game? For example, if a new rap star named "CmdrTaco" suddenly arrives and sells a gazillion CDs, would our /. editor be struck down for naming his character after a celebrity?

    258. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I am back playing the very improved EVE Online [eve-online.com]"

      Keep in mind that the game is a money grind; life can be the same, don't add to the problem.

    259. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck it up, princess. He's not complaining about the name change, he even stated that he deserved it. He's complaining about Blizzard's utter lack of effort to help people who ask questions about why things happen the way they do.

    260. Re:Taco? by spectral · · Score: 1

      I must admit, it carried a lot more weight when handed out on a sheet of paper. I have no idea why he posted it like he did, instead of using a PDF.. The guy has some good ideas, but sometimes his implementation of them is less than thought through. Just let it be known.. if you go to any of his seminars, he WILL spend HOURS after lunch ranting against powerpoint. You can probably leave at lunch and not lose anything.

    261. Re:Taco? by pugugly · · Score: 1

      This is more a matter of getting called out on the third strike after 45 games (levels) of there being 6 strikes. And then the Ref says "It's always been three".

      "But the gut over there just had five?"

      "IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THREE -READ THE RULES!"

      "But while we're talking, the other Ref's gave that guy 12 strikes?"

      "Listen, you want banned?"

      "Well, is there a rules committee I can talk too?"

      "NO"

      "What about a senior Referee?"

      "NO"

      "What about . . " "NO. No Appeal either."

      Pug

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    262. Re:Taco? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Just curious, when did you pick your nick. I chose mine in 1984 (spring IIRC) after reading "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" (R.A. Heinlein).
          I get rather anoyed myself when I can't use it somewhere, my original acount here is under it, but forgott the pw and had changed e-mail several months before it ever became an issue.
          I find it quite anoying because I figure the person who 'stole' it is fairly likely to not even have been alive at the time I started using it on the local bbs's and nicks were called handles.
          So to answer one of Taco's questions, I'm VERY attached to this handle I've been using for over half my life. I'm as much Mycroft as I am Kasey (not my leagle birth name eigther, but that's a long story for another time).
          And Now that I think of it, a friend has been using Ironfang for a good long time now as well and lots of people know him no other way, if you see that name it's likely him and likely on one online game or another.
          You know it suddenly struck me that my digital identy is old enough to drink.

      Mycroft (

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    263. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But I trusted that a Slashdot story would actually have a bit more substance than a "poor me" whine with a paragraph tacked on at the end about the nature of identity to justify its existence."

      You must be new here...

    264. Re:Taco? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      >>His dumb name goes.

      This may sound off-topic, but . . . my wife didn't change her name when we got married (and this was way back in the 1970s). It's her name. It's who she was all the time up to that point, and she didn't want to be someone different.

      Famous people don't tend to change their names, because name recognition is one of their assets (with a few notable exceptions like the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As, whose name change was an ongoing publicity bit). Even if you *don't* have publicity invested in your name, it's YOURS. And online, where text is all we have, it may be the only way people know you. In the real world, changing names usually has nasty connotations like "alias" and "evasion".

      So, while I understand your position that he didn't lose anything because he didn't lose the character and assets, I stand by my assertion that there should be a time window for active validation if they're going to insist on enforcing name standards, and if nobody objected all this time it's a little late to change now.

    265. Re:Taco? by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      And have it take into account spelling/ slangs/ people who will be famous that haven't occured yet, hence the rules.

      Wait a minute - I have to worry about using a name that might become famous for someone else? If I use it first, isn't it their fault for copying my name?

      I once met an "Eddie Murphy" significantly older (and paler) than the comedian, who always replied when asked, "No, I'm the real Eddie Murphy, he's an imposter."

    266. Re:Taco? by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      And, as you and no one else got, my reply was a toung-in-cheek attempts at humor. A pretty lame one, evidentally. :)

      Long Live the Proletarian Presentation Revolution!

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    267. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This rule was not "made up". It's been in force since the game came out. The problem is that the only name filters are a crappy automated one when your character is created, and the "human filter" of other players reporting names in violation.

      The automated filter almost always fails, and unless your name is incredibly vulgar or offensive, or you're a complete jerk, no player will report your name until you run into someone else who is a complete jerk. (Often someone of the opposite faction whom you've killed or beaten to a mob/resource.)

      In this particular case, it could have even been a slashdot reader who simply assumed it was a phony taking Taco's name attempting to "defend" it.

    268. Re:Taco? by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      There are lots of rules possible that would difficult to enforce programmatically but easy for a real human to enforce.

      This is the most asinine thing I've read in a long time. If you cannot program the rule into the game, then the rule is subjective, arbitrary, or ambiguous... or you're just not a very good programmer.

    269. Re:Taco? by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      Isn't that a little like saying that if the police can't catch John Q. Bank Robber in the bank, then the law shouldn't be enforced after he leaves?

      No. It's like saying that an ATM should be programmed to accept or reject your pin number, and not leave it up to the whims of someone else who uses the ATM.

    270. Re:Taco? by RobFlynn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's true. I dug up a list of the naming requirements ... a lot of them make sense, but some of them seem a bit overkill.

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    271. Re:Taco? by Headw1nd · · Score: 1
      Editorial is good, I don't mean to criticise his posting, just the notion that slashdot is no more than Tacos's personal playground - maybe it was, once, but I think its time it grew up a little.

      Actually, considering how this is one of the more popular threads I have ever seen, perhaps it's time it regressed.

    272. Re:Taco? by KILNA · · Score: 1

      Slashdot may be run by Taco, but for a multitude of reasons I've already stated, it's not his personal blog by any stretch of the imagination. I call BS on it if someone tries to make out that it is. We'll just have to disagree on this point.

      This is not my first UID, I've been coming to Slashdot close to daily since 1998, so I'm not oblivious to the culture here. I've even been responsible for some of that culture on another UID. I realize the professionality has improved over time, but that doesn't make the remaining issues any less annoying. "It's always been this way" and "Other editorials suck" are no excuse for letting easily fixable things go. I like the irreverence, it's one of the reasons I come here, but this pity sponge of an rant felt like a step backward to a time when there was even less thought before editors posted content. You can be irreverent, quirky, a bit iconoclastic and professional all at the same time, and most of the time Slashdot pulls it off well enough. Just not this time, and I'll call it out.

      It came across as a whine because it's over a game. There's different standards in different contexts, and games come way after practical services like phone and email. I'm sorry to break it to you and Taco, but having your name changed in WoW shouldn't really effect your life significantly, and if it does you probably have a game addition problem. I've played a lot of MMORPGs so I know I'd be pissed if this happened to me, but I wouldn't feel I had to abuse my position as an editor and subject hundreds of thousands of people to my crying. It just came across as petty.

      If ANY of us had submitted the same story it would have been rejected in a heartbeat, but since it happened to him he automatically assumed it was newsworthy. All I'd like is a little integrity.

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    273. Re:Taco? by mink · · Score: 1

      I believe that is called the "No talent ass-clown" syndrome.

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    274. Re:Taco? by binkzz · · Score: 1
      I don't know why taco treats this like big news.

      Because whereas we sometimes get mistreated by the admins, we can't really voice our frustrations. Taco on the other hand, can misuse the public Slashdot forum to blow off some of his personal steam.

      I hope Taco will remember his frustration when dealing with /. members who frustrate him but don't actually do anything wrong.

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    275. Re:Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WoW is a MMORPG. the RPG stands for Role Playing Game.

    276. Re:Taco? by mink · · Score: 1

      We want information. Tell us what you know.

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    277. Re:Taco? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. That's what I do for RPGs. Noone messes with yl65f5%U7*#u;K(n the Berserker and lives to tell about it.

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    278. Re:Taco? by gmahan · · Score: 1

      One example:
      How would you distinguish, in code, when someone purposefully included a player in an AOE attack, and when that "victim" jumped into the AOE range simply to trigger PVP?

      There's a reason all role playing games have moderators. Because some rules are hard to encode programmatically, and players are good at pushing at the grey areas. The fact that you THINK all rules would be easy to program shows an arrogance I've come to expect out of programmers that don't take responsibilty for their own limitations.

      In the specific case, I suppose rather than spending time on content, Blizzard programmers should spend time writing dictionaries of all disallowed names, so that they can be effectively filtered? This includes all abbreviations and leet-speak permutations. Like I said..asinine.

  2. front page of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    interesting.. but front page?

    1. Re:front page of course... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      It's his site, he gets to put it on the front page. Duh.

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    2. Re:front page of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      while yes, this is his site, it has also become a news outlet. Would you appreciate it much if the director of CNBC came on in the middle of the day and griped about how he had to change his online name?

      Sure, he can post 'screw you all' if he wants, but is it really in keeping with what's supposed to make front page?

    3. Re:front page of course... by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1

      It does seem odd. Not being familar with Blizzard, my first thought was that someone was changing their name after ingesting a Dairy Queen Blizzard treat and why was it being featured in Slashdot? My initial assumption was wrong, but the question's still valid...

      Eric
      New parent? Visit my sister's baby stroller advice site

    4. Re:front page of course... by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      He blogged about it. Slashdot is, after all, his blog. He seldom blogs about personal stuff, but he has several times in the past -- about moves, his marriage, etc. It is in no way unprecedented. By your UID, you have been around long enough to know that.

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    5. Re:front page of course... by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1

      But I thought Slashdot have evolved beyond that... whoops, what am I saying...

    6. Re:front page of course... by heavy+snowfall · · Score: 1

      Dude, it doesn't matter. It's not his responsibility to conform to some artbitrary definition of a news outlet. It's his (well, OSTGs) site, and he can post whatever he wants.

      I thought it was worth reading. At first I thought they had changed his nick because it was well-known and not verified, but eh... I guess not.

      Repeat after me:

      Slashdot is not CNBC ,Slashdot is not CNBC ,Slashdot is not CNBC

    7. Re:front page of course... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny
      But I thought Slashdot have evolved beyond that... whoops, what am I saying...

      You know, Slashdot doesn't evolve, it's all Intelligent Design.
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    8. Re:front page of course... by Keruo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Take any newspaper, it will have rant from the editor everyday dealing with some aspect of concern he/she would raise opinion on, from this aspect, slashdot isn't any different and this story is suitable.

      As for the name thing, they should use some sort of filtering while registering users or rethink their internal rank systems instead.
      Randomly abusing paying customers has tendency to lower income in any business.

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    9. Re:front page of course... by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      You haven't been touched by His Noodly Appendage?

  3. The Real Reason by AKAImBatman · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Welcome to the club, Taco. Unfortunately, their naming rules are extremely loose and open to interpretation. In particular, you seem to be in violation of the Titles Rule which states:

    Fantasy titles should be earned through the mechanics of the game, and should not be recreated through character naming. This category includes names which:

    • Consist of any title prefix attached to a character's name be it fantasy-based or not (i.e. Kingmike, Presidentsanchez)


    Because of this rule, you need to remove the title from your name and go by just "Taco", or choose a completely different handle.

    It sucks, but them's the breaks. If you don't like it, well, feel free to start a write-in/call-in/email-in/protest-march-in campaign to get them to change their rules. Here's their webform.
    1. Re:The Real Reason by crandall · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And the reason for this is because the honor system in the game doles out titles automatically. They don't want people taking titles that shouldn't be theirs, essentially.

    2. Re:The Real Reason by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Completely unrelated, but there's an interesting story that happens in just about every Navy that uses the title "Sailor" for enlisted personnel. (So far I've heard second hand reports from both the U.S. and Russian Navies.)

      Every so often a fellow enlists who's last name actually *is* Sailor in the native language. More often than not, this drives his superiors nuts as they have to address him as "Sailor Sailor". Since he isn't an officer they can't give him an honorary promotion to prevent confusion, so more often than not he gets his first promotion free just so everyone doesn't have to deal with with the double name. :-)

      (Note that in the U.S. Navy, the actual rank and name tends to be "Seaman".)

    3. Re:The Real Reason by TobyWong · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Grats on rewriting exactly what he stated in the original piece and getting modded up for it. You are a true master of repetition. I'm guessing as a child you excelled at following your big sister around and repeating everything she said verbatim to annoy her.

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    4. Re:The Real Reason by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No prefix?
      Guess the obvious solution would be:
      * TacoCmdr (postfix)
      * TheCmdrTaco (infix)
      * Taco (nofix)
      * AlmightyCmdrTaco (dogmatix)

    5. Re:The Real Reason by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 5, Funny

      Note that in the U.S. Navy, the actual rank and name tends to be "Seaman".

      Which, of course, never leads to embarassing and uncomfortable remarks.

    6. Re:The Real Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does say prefix, you could go by TacoCmdr, albeit sounds different, people may recognize you, and think its one of your alternates.

    7. Re:The Real Reason by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Actually, I typed all that before the article went live. Only then did I realize there was much more to the text than the front page had let on. (The mysterious future doesn't give a whole lot of info unless you burn through your subscription at a super-fast rate.) I still had several links that Taco didn't (including an actual link to the rules he violated), so I went ahead and posted.

      The only downside is that I did all that research on the problem, only to find that Taco already knew most of it.

      *sigh*

      Such is life.

    8. Re:The Real Reason by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't wait for somebody with the last name "Failure" (or something that sounds like it) to enlist with the army.

      Private Failure
      Major Failure
      General Failure

      Mwuahaha...
      Although this kinda reminds me of a certain sketch in the movie Spaceballs

    9. Re:The Real Reason by edremy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Major Major Major Major thinks they're a bunch of pikers for worrying about it...

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    10. Re:The Real Reason by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      So would it be Seaman Seaman for this guy? ;)

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    11. Re:The Real Reason by Nept · · Score: 2, Funny

      YetStillCmdrTaco (pragmatix)

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    12. Re:The Real Reason by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just because you already typed it didn't mean you had to post it. Why not rewrite it and fill in the links in the rewritten addition instead of wasting our time. Thanks a lot.

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    13. Re:The Real Reason by Tordek · · Score: 1

      Oh No, The Navy is full of Seamen!
      Eww...

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    14. Re:The Real Reason by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Every so often a fellow enlists who's last name actually *is* Sailor in the native language. More often than not, this drives his superiors nuts as they have to address him as "Sailor Sailor".

      In Catch-22 there was a character, Major Major Major, who was of course promoted to Major by a computer error. But his superiors refused to promote him further, as "the Air Force isn't going to lose its only Major Major Major Major".

    15. Re:The Real Reason by lester639 · · Score: 1

      Of course when I was in Navy boot camp one of the guys there had the last name of Seaman.
      Confusing? You bet. I kept the Company Commander from yelling at him.

    16. Re:The Real Reason by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 1
      Don't forget...

      * (bugfix)

      Sorry Rob - I just couldn't help myself. :D

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    17. Re:The Real Reason by littlecharva · · Score: 1

      IAmCmdrTaco(AlsoKnownAsViolated)

    18. Re:The Real Reason by narcolepticjim · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean you were able to talk to him? I can't ever get into his office, except when he's out.

    19. Re:The Real Reason by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Maybe he could use

      The_warior_formerly_known_as_Cmdr^Taco

      Or something like the artist fomrerly known as prince did.

      Lets,see Used_2_B_Cmdr^Taco?

    20. Re:The Real Reason by uberjoe · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of a great joke. . .

      What's long, hard, wet and full of seamen? A submarine of course.

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    21. Re:The Real Reason by rhetoric · · Score: 1

      Note that in the U.S. Navy, the actual rank and name tends to be "Seaman".

      Which, of course, never leads to embarassing and uncomfortable remarks.
      I have a friend who used to be in the navy... his last name is Thrower.

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      "where words meet intent, lies rhetoric's lament"
    22. Re:The Real Reason by selfabuse · · Score: 1

      heh, kind of like Catch 22, but backwards. I haven't read it in a long time, but IIRC, they promoted "Major Major" to the rank of 'Major' just for the fun of calling him "Major Major Major"

    23. Re:The Real Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he'll just have to be 'commandHerTaco'

      "It's been 15 minutes since you last successfully posted a comment"... I hate waiting...

    24. Re:The Real Reason by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Should have become SlashDotTaco

    25. Re:The Real Reason by The_K4 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ThePlayerFormerlyKnownAsCmdrTaco

    26. Re:The Real Reason by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know someone who contemplated joining the Navy, but decided against it because he couldn't bear being addressed as "Seaman Sample".

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    27. Re:The Real Reason by piovere · · Score: 2, Funny

      At one of my commands there was a sailor (E-3) whose last name was "Guzzler". You do the math.

      They temporarily assigned her the title of "Fireman" in spite of her rate. Good order and discipline and all that

    28. Re:The Real Reason by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      CmTacoDr (circumfix)

      TheCmdrTaco is actually just double prefixation. If you want infixation, try 'TaCmdrCo' (treating Taco as a word root). ;-)

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    29. Re:The Real Reason by zeronode · · Score: 1

      Not to pick nits, but being former Navy, Seaman is just one of the rates:

      Seaman
      Airman
      Fireman
      Constructionman (IIRC)

      Each of the Rates denotes the particular field a sailor works in, each with their own colour coding (black for seamn, green for airman, red for fireman, blue for constructionman).

      Why is this important? It's not, I just felt like posting a bit of trivia.

      Let the modding down begin...

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    30. Re:The Real Reason by trurl7 · · Score: 1

      In the novel Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, there is a character whose father named him "Major Major Major". When he enlists, an administrative screw-up gives him a promotion to that rank, resulting in the personage of "Major Major Major Major". It results in obvious hilarity at bootcamp.

    31. Re:The Real Reason by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      I bet that Ungrounded Lightning Rod (62228) fellow is just soaking in schadenfreude!

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    32. Re:The Real Reason by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Just because you already typed it didn't mean you had to post it.

      Uh, yeah. Maybe because if you wait, there becomes no reason in posting? I don't know if you've paid much attention to how Slashdot works, but in 5-10 minutes after going live, a new post will potentially end up 100's of posts down. Especially on an article where 99% of the posts say, "CmdrTaco shouldn't use Slashdot as a blog!"

      instead of wasting our time.

      Because reading all those links (~1 per setence) as opposed to all the uninformative "CmdrTaco shouldn't use Slashdot as a blog!" posts was so unhelpful. Yeash.

    33. Re:The Real Reason by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      My brother told me of someone he'd met at Basic, a certain Ms. Swallow. Apparently, she disappeared before the end of basic.

    34. Re:The Real Reason by omgpotatoes · · Score: 1

      I kind of like that - the process is odd, but the end result is a start bonus for people who descended from sailors. Unintentionally paying respects, if you will. :-)

    35. Re:The Real Reason by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0

      Suck it up and rewrite it or don't post at all. There is no excuse for rewriting the damn submission.

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    36. Re:The Real Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not just CommandHerTaco?

    37. Re:The Real Reason by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think I ever want to think of the term "circumfix" again. It sounds like a certain surgery gone bad.

    38. Re:The Real Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Finnish army, there is actually a pretty well known Colonel with the last name "Majuri", which is Finnish for "Major".

    39. Re:The Real Reason by atari2600 · · Score: 1

      Why does this remind me of "Badger Badger Badger..."?

    40. Re:The Real Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you got it a little twisted: he was promoted to Major when his superior officer was killed.
       
      As Captain Major Major Major he was a popular guy, but as soon as he became Major Major Major Major he was austricised. AS I recall, he was playing basketball or something with other officers when the notification of his promotion came, and the game just stopped and everyone starred at him, eyes full of hatred.
       
      It's been a few years since I read it though, so I could be mistaken.

    41. Re:The Real Reason by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I don't think he'd get promoted: Failure is not an option!

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    42. Re:The Real Reason by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2

      Geez, you're in a grumpy mood today. Excuse me for trying to combat the invariable idiocy around here with some informative links. I'm sure you'd much rather have 50 more "This isn't CmdrTaco's blog!" entries as opposed to the variety of interesting and funny responses generated by my post.

      You should change your sig to "Breakfast Pants: Working against intelligent postings for over 3 years!" (Replace the number of years as appropriate.)

    43. Re:The Real Reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe InspectorFudge

    44. Re:The Real Reason by isorox · · Score: 1

      Note that in the U.S. Navy, the actual rank and name tends to be "Seaman".

      Which, of course, never leads to embarassing and uncomfortable remarks.


      Yes, when Seaman Staines decided to go to Roger the Cabin Boy and ask his advice about Master Bates...

    45. Re:The Real Reason by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      tehplyrfrmrlyknwnas_CmdrTaco

    46. Re:The Real Reason by theantipop · · Score: 1

      How about "Protection Fault". You'll run around the game thinking you were just browsing through Windows 98. Major Protection Fault General Protection Fault Oh no!

    47. Re:The Real Reason by Radar|TGS · · Score: 1

      Since it's an RPG I'd go with THAC0.

    48. Re:The Real Reason by shenki · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know what you're saying.

      Back in my Naval Cadet days, there was a poor guy who's last name was Stein.

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    49. Re:The Real Reason by bobbyjack · · Score: 1
      as soon as he became Major Major Major Major he was austricised.


      They made him become an Austrian??

      http://dictionary.reference.com/?q=ostracized ;)
    50. Re:The Real Reason by Meester+Nice+Guy · · Score: 1

      They are "SeaPeople".
      (SouthPark reference)

    51. Re:The Real Reason by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps CmdrTaco's next nickname should be Major Major Major Major.

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    52. Re:The Real Reason by Seroster · · Score: 1

      * AlmightyCmdrTaco (dogmatix)

      Name only valid if you can scratch your ear with your hind leg...

    53. Re:The Real Reason by raoul666 · · Score: 1

      I went to high school with a guy with the surname Wood. He's currently in the army, hoping to get to Major sometime soon.

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    54. Re:The Real Reason by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      My sig won't change until I get a verifiable answer to the question it poses.

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    55. Re:The Real Reason by SmileeTiger · · Score: 1

      When I worked on a Capital Class destroyer one of my shipmates was: Master Seaman Baters.

      The first time I heard that one I almost fell over.

    56. Re:The Real Reason by Atario · · Score: 1

      CommandHerTaco.

      If you find that dirty Mr. GM, you're dirty-minded.

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    57. Re:The Real Reason by mink · · Score: 1

      He should have changed his name to Susan, that would have shown them.

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  4. Taco, by base3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    you deserve what you got for giving money to the DMCA-wielding jackbooted thugs. No sympathy here. You knew they were evil and bought from them anyway. A fool and his money and all that.

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    1. Re:Taco, by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0, Troll

      You have to be reasonable. bnetd is a joke. Blizzard makes awesome games that are almost unparralled. If you're going to take a stick up your ass approach on everything we'd be confined to using an archaic OS (Linux) for everything and never buying any movies, music or video games from companines that have employed the use of the DMCA at some point in the past.

      That would be a very sucky life.

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    2. Re:Taco, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because obviously rampant consumerism is the path to eternal happiness.

    3. Re:Taco, by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      Nice Troll what exactly are you calling Archaic in linux?

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    4. Re:Taco, by Retric · · Score: 1

      I am not the above poster but...
      Archaic 1. also Archaic Of, relating to, or characteristic of a much earlier, often more primitive period, especially one that develops into a classical stage of civilization: an archaic bronze statuette; Archaic Greece.

      Linux is realy stuck with most of the old UNIX mindset which could be removed. You can take low level C networking code written in 1970 and compile it in a 2005 OS which may or may not be a good thing but do we need to keep that stuff? I am not saying that Windows is great or anything but both windows and OS X decided to drop suport for some Archaic interfaces to promote security ect. So it might be a usefull idea.

      I am not saying Linux is bad just that it is stuck in an Archaic minset. Which is realy obvious when you look at low level stuff like how threads communicate with each other. I think it would be good to build an OS from the ground up which would work well in a system that had a Cell CPU, a G5, a P4, and an Athlon 64. I am not saying you need to have it run on such a system but an OS that could thrive in such an enviernment is probly not built using 1960's ideas.

      Hell UNIX was built when people thought it was ok to trust the network. *NIX securty is more about patching all the problems with C code than it is about preventing those type of problems in the first place. You can't get a buffer over flow in JAVA. Can we do the same thing as part of the core os? Can we make it so drivers can't crash the system? How about leting users controwl the level of such protection so it's avalible by default but could be removed if you want a little more speed ect. How much faster are networks now than in the last ~40 years? How much faster are CPU's in the last ~40 years? When you compare the comutational power of a GPU vs CPU you can see how much faster you can make things when you solve todays problems and forget about how things used to work.

      I am not saying that LINUX is bad just that it's built based on assumptions made a long time ago.

  5. Names or Spyware? by mfh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure about names but the whole Warden issue made me rethink the whole Wow thing. The bottom line is that this game is Blizard's to create policy however they see fit. If you don't like it, talk about it. If the cons outweigh the pros -- it's a no brainer, but otherwise it makes for a good discussion about our online rights and who can control your online identity. Then again... I might go by God online. Does that mean people should worship me?

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  6. whats in a name.... by scenestar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry to say this, but for the love of god, ITS JUST A FRIGGIN NAME.

    Also, this entire post looks like an open letter form cmdr taco to get his account stats back.

    Grow up dude.

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    1. Re:whats in a name.... by Rycross · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It doesn't matter how well-thought out and written it is. Its a personal rant being posted as news on what is supposed to be a tech news site. Its an abuse of power as an editor, as its painfully obvious that it doesn't belong on Slashdot at all, much less the front page. They have journals for this kind of rant.

      If I were to submit my complaining about my online name being changed, would that make the front page too?

    2. Re:whats in a name.... by arivanov · · Score: 1
      Depends. Some people are fairly obsessed with it.

      Reading the Taco rant (deliberately spelled without Cmdr) I had a good laugh at this one: "But If the US Government told me to change my name...".

      Well the Bulgarian government already did it to all turks and muslims in 1984. The greek government did it to all Bulgarians and muslims in 1920. The ... did it... Shall I continue?

      Actually they already do practically force you to change your name. I had a hysterical bout of laughter recently listening to a friend of mine. He has to travel quite often to the US and he has a collegue of Middle Eastern appearance. With the name of Jihad. Guess what happens to the guy at US customs and border control every time. As he is not the only one I bet that someone already changed his name to get over this...

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    3. Re:whats in a name.... by Kithraya · · Score: 1

      Its a personal rant being posted as news...

      No, it's not. It's clearly marked as an editorial. You as a reader have been told up front what the article was and what it was about. If you have no interest in such editorials, Slashdot makes it very easy for you to set preferences to remove editorials from your front page view. Even if you don't bother doing that but still have a problem with someone posting an editorial, the logical thing to do would have been to skip over the blurb, not read the entire editorial, and certainly not waste your time posting a comment about how inappropriate it is. You've wasted not only your time, but the time of every person who is reading these comments and had to see yours.

    4. Re:whats in a name.... by daniil · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to say this, but for the love of god, ITS JUST A FRIGGIN NAME.

      In his defense (and I can't belive I'm doing this), I would have done the same. I would have been just as upset about not being able to use my name. In fact, one of the reasons I don't use GMail is that they didn't allow me to use my handle -- the one I've been using pretty much everywhere, Slashdot included (the name of this account being pretty much the only exception), for years -- for login. So, if Blizzard had a problem with my nick, I would be pretty upset as well. And I would definitely write a short piece on the subject, trying to understand why I was so upset. And if I were in Taco's position, I would also post an editorial to Slashdot.

      Grow up dude.p Newsflash: he is a grownup. This is why he wrote this editorial, instead of, say, DoS'ing the WoW server he was on :H

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    5. Re:whats in a name.... by frankcow · · Score: 1

      no way if I lost my nickname frankcow, I wouldn't know what to do with my life

    6. Re:whats in a name.... by Bogtha · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah. Forgive me if I just don't care that you gave money to a company that sues Free Software developers for doing nothing more than writing interoperable software and - shock - got screwed.

      If you weren't funding lawsuits against Free Software developers, then maybe I'd have some sympathy.

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    7. Re:whats in a name.... by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      Well, since it is his website, he can post it. It does seem relevant to the site -- people here play WOW.

    8. Re:whats in a name.... by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Obviously I'm mistaken then, that it was posted as news. I didn't notice that it was marked as an editorial, so I hope you can forgive me my post.

    9. Re:whats in a name.... by Rycross · · Score: 1

      From Slashdot's about page:
      Today Slashdot is owned by OSTG

      Regardless, I was mistaken that it was posted as a news item instead of an editorial. Still don't think its worthy of being front page though.

    10. Re:whats in a name.... by tkinnun0 · · Score: 0

      Says someone with scenestar in his account name and on his website. You know, you could have named yourself someone3120268434 just as well, so why didn't you?

    11. Re:whats in a name.... by plover · · Score: 1
      Apart from the "it's his blog" type of responses, just consider the results. As I type this, the front page says "844 of 1090 comments". How many front page 'news' items generate more than a few hundred comments, let alone over a thousand?

      The point is, this isn't just a news site. It's a community. This demonstrates that people are more important to each other than the latest geeky tech gadget or inane software patent. Sure, there are other more personal blogs out there, but Rob is still the heart and soul of this one.

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    12. Re:whats in a name.... by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1
      ...for the love of god, ITS JUST A FRIGGIN NAME.
      It's not just the name; it's the associations. I have to deal with Windows to make a living, so I spend a good deal of time on the MS newsgroups. I try to contribute as much help as I receive, so I chose an odd and recognizable nickname (no, it's not Fortran IV), on the theory that people (especially MVPs) will put out a little more effort to help me if they see I'm willing to help others whenever I can.

      Originally the MS newsgroups allowed you to post under any name you liked, so that any idiot could claim to be one of the MVPs. A while back (maybe a year ago), the newsgroups underwent a major overhaul; among other changes, you now had to log on to post. Unfortunately, you had to log on with a Passport (Hotmail) ID, and the Passport ID that went with my nickname was dead, because I'd finally gotten sick of Hotmail's crap.

      It was a very real relief to me to learn that I could create a new Hotmail account and give it the newsgroup nickname I'd already been using. There's no "karma" system on the MS newsgroups, but there is a certain sense of goodwill and recognition. As any accountant can tell you, goodwill is a real asset (that can have genuine monetary value), and I didn't want to sacrifice any goodwill I might have built up.

      Also, I can sympathize with Rob's sense of the arbitrariness of the action, and the lack of recourse. A group I belong to has been being harassed across the 'Net and in the physical world by a single dangerous wacko. Several people I know have had email accounts, blogs, Yahoo groups, and the like nuked for "TOS violations" because this one psycho bitch has complained.

      How many of them been able to do anything to stop her, or restore their lost identities, or regain their lost content? None. How many of them have even been able to get an answer from the host service about what their specific "TOS violation" was? None.

      These days, a 'Net identity is potentially a valuable property, in a very real sense. Saying, "It's their site and they get to make the rules," just doesn't seem adequate anymore.

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    13. Re:whats in a name.... by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      I've used this handle since about 1984 or 85, so 20 years give or take, which is probably:

      A) Longer than you've been alive.
      B) Had coherent thought.
      C) Twice as long as you've had any single character/account/identity online.

      So perhaps it's understandable that you don't grok the things that annoy us old folks.

      Perhaps when you grow up, you'll understand, but then again....

  7. bitchslap by flynt · · Score: 5, Funny

    A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger.

    When did the topic become the moderation system?

    1. Re:bitchslap by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Believe me the irony of this experience was not lost on me. As it happened, and while I wrote this article I thought a lot about the similiarities of what I do, and what the Blizzard game designes, and what the GMs over there do.

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    2. Re:bitchslap by carterhawk001 · · Score: 1

      *Insert generic CmdrTaco criticism and/or insult*

    3. Re:bitchslap by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      If you think the WoW GMs are incompetent now, just wait till you start losing epic loot because their game bugs out and they don't care. Their response is always "Sorry, better luck next time. *logoff*"

    4. Re:bitchslap by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the difference is you actually think about the way you exercise your power. May not always be exactly what everyone wants, but you do think about it.

    5. Re:bitchslap by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Then again, WoW charges money for you to have fun in their online world. I know about subscriptions, but didn't Slashdot pretty much start out as a hobby, and kind of grow from there?

      That makes the definition of "appropriate response" completely different for someone who gets 'bitchslapped' by the moderation system here versus by the GMs at WoW.

      I remember playing other Blizz games on Battle.net (yes, I was addicted to Diablo II), and would always find people whining about the service. It was free then, so I always thought it was kind of pointless and out of place.

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    6. Re:bitchslap by earthforce_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am sorry for this pettiness, but not too surprised. GMs can become "little Hitlers" who relish in their power, much like the shift manager in the local burger joint who gets off on bullying the wage slave high school students.

      Besides, how do you think the BNet.d creators feel after Blizzard tried to screw them out of their hard work?

      I enjoyed Starcraft and Diablo 1/2, but I am not buying the kids another Blizzard game until they soften their policies. Besides, I get more work done without these crack-addiction games anyway.

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    7. Re:bitchslap by BJH · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ CT, you're back on /.!
      You realise you had a gap of around a year in your posting history over 2004-2005?

    8. Re:bitchslap by TGK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reading over your story though, it doesn't sound like it's the same thing. There are supraficial similarities, but ultimately it's just that. Supraficial.

      I think the difference between moderation and Blizard's rules enforcement system is the concentration of power rather than the diffusion of power. When someone mods down one of my post because they disagree with my politics, I'm annoyed - but not angry. If what I said is well thoughtout and relevant, the bad moderation will be canceled out. Many people can moderate - and so the odd jerk is canceled out by the weight of numbers.

      Blizard has very few GMs -- which isn't really so much of a problem. But that the GMs are really the last level of appeal in the game and (more often than not) the last level of appeal at all makes the lack of oversight all the more troubling.

      You go to great pains in your recounting of events to point out that this whole thing is probably silly - but I disagree with you there. Sure, WOW isn't your social security card, but it is a service you're paying for. Clearly, the name you chose is not confusing, nor does it in any way supplant any of the promotions that the game hands out. In any sane customer relations system, you would be granted an exception to the rule. That's what customer care is supposed to be about -- saving the individual from the system.

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    9. Re:bitchslap by SirChive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger."

      I read an account written by somebody concerning major issues with his credit card and billing. Everybody he talked to at Blizzard, even in the billing dept, went by some kind of game name like "CoolElf" or "Doomslayer". I thought it was very very strange.

      When you, as a human being, call a business over an issue you deserve to talk to a human being with a real name. But with Blizzard even their customer service reps hide behind fantasy names.

    10. Re:bitchslap by Mjlner · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "Believe me the irony of this experience was not lost on me."

      The real irony is that they ban you from using a "military title", but are fine with you playing an "ass galore paladin"...

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    11. Re:bitchslap by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course. He was playing WoW that entire time. Sadly, I'm dead serious.

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    12. Re:bitchslap by greg_barton · · Score: 5, Funny

      Supraficial.

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    13. Re:bitchslap by elmegil · · Score: 1

      +5 Ironic.

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    14. Re:bitchslap by D-Cypell · · Score: 1

      Believe me the irony of this experience was not lost on me.

      Just wait until they ban you twice for the same reason! ;o)

    15. Re:bitchslap by flerchin · · Score: 0

      Dude! Low UID! heh.

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    16. Re:bitchslap by jandrese · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Eh, that's somewhat more honest than when happens at most companies. Normally you call up and the rep tells you that his name is Steve (hint: it's not). At least you can be relatively sure that the rep's real name isn't CoolElf, assuming Blizzard's HR department isn't run by crackheads.

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    17. Re:bitchslap by ohjethuth · · Score: 0
      A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger

      Hold on Taco, i'll get my violin out for you.

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    18. Re:bitchslap by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      I had a different name a while ago. As I grew (online), I shed my old identity, and chose a new one -- one that normal people can't spell, and that nobody else would want. I do prefer to use my username everywhere, rather than having multiple personas. Rock-on, Taco.

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    19. Re:bitchslap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think thats bad? I had someone report me for saying "fuck you" to them because they ninja looted a chest i was camping, AND they made me change my name from zatôichi to something else.

      Fortuneately alt+0244 is exactly next to alt + 0245 which is also an õ.

      fucked up a bunch of my relationships too. The email they sent me was as follows.

      *BLIZZARD EMAIL*
      Greetings,

      Thank you for contacting the World of Warcraft Game Master Department.

      Petition: UM incase you have some sort of comprehension problem ALT +
      0244 makes that
      character. the keys "alt" "0" "2" "4" "4" are all found on a standard
      keyboard.

      Answer: Yes, those keys are found on the keyboard the issue is people
      may not know how to create that specific character making it harder for
      them to invite you to a party, guild, or even whisper you if they wish
      to contact you ingame. It also makes issue for people who wish to mail
      you.

      Should you require further assistance, please submit another help
      request the next time you are online. We hope you continue to enjoy your
      experience in World of Warcraft!

      *END BLIZZARD EMAIL*

      see how they say im right and yet at the same time, ignore me and send me away. priceless.

    20. Re:bitchslap by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 1

      Clearly, the name you chose is not confusing, nor does it in any way supplant any of the promotions that the game hands out. In any sane customer relations system, you would be granted an exception to the rule.

      Most of their naming rules are about trying to keep the game's fantasy feel. You may disagree with them, but I see no reason why "CmdrTaco" should be an exception. They don't want people to have ranks or titles they didn't earn. "CmdrTaco" has a title. There isn't really any mitigating factor here.

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    21. Re:bitchslap by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I agree. I think the moderation system on slashdot is more like the *gameplay* on a system like WOW.

      The changing of Taco's name by the GM seems really arbitrary and stupid. Why piss of a customer for no reason?

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    22. Re:bitchslap by comet_11 · · Score: 1

      I often wonder about that. In the real world, we have a set of laws to protect us, but what protects people from abuse online? There's no internet constitution - certainly we have some laws, but those laws always stop before the point of telling moderators how they can treat users.

      Certainly, it's possible to say "well, it's not your server, if you don't like it go somewhere else - it's only the internet", but surely any place where you can meet people and form relationships is a real place, not some figment of the imagination that you can dispel on a whim. I'd feel uncomfortable being forced to leave an internet community just as I would a real-world one.

      On the other hand, though, losing my real-world identity would be much more devastating to me than losing my internet equivalent, but why is that so? Just because it's more closely tied to my physical form, or because I'm more used to it? I wonder if my answer would be the same if most of my friends were in WoW.

      It's something to think about, anyway. I stumbled across a couple of excellent pieces of writing about this a while back as part of a Guardian article called "Ten unmissable examples of New Games Journalism". The latter, in particular, made me think for a long time.

      A Rape in Cyberspace
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    23. Re:bitchslap by toby360 · · Score: 1

      I believe Blizzard should step up to the plate on this and use this as an opportunity to be fair to their customers. To anyone who's created their name in all honesty thinking it was "all right", it is somewhat unfair that they should have to change their name after having it for a long period of time already only to find out that it's been flagged as "Bad". Blizzard should implement an internal procedure/policy to ensure that they are activly scanning new names created and notifying people of unacceptable names within a week or two of their character creation. This would be just good practice to their customers, instead of coming up to a player whos had their name for months and forcing a change on them. Finally, there should be some more tolerance for names which may violate the 'rules' but really cause no harm... If you were to look hard enough, almost any name created could be interpreted as offensive, acronym-ish, or a celebrity name. Whats left are either very very generic names or names so long and unnatural (e.g vonhelkensich) that nobodys ever going to send you a tell because they simply cant spell it. The naming guidelines should be just that... guidelines. After all, it's just a game!

    24. Re:bitchslap by CrashBoy · · Score: 1

      Inconceivable!

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    25. Re:bitchslap by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Pretty stupid of them not to simply prevent it in the first place then, don't you think?

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    26. Re:bitchslap by caulfield · · Score: 1

      Holy crap! You're user number one!

      ducks

    27. Re:bitchslap by bburton · · Score: 1

      Enforcing names which meet the "fantasy" guideline can become very subjective. It's not like WoW is a perfect fantasy world anyways.

      CmdrTaco is neither offensive nor does it display a rank which is already used in WoW. They ought to have a system in place to deal with situations like these.

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    28. Re:bitchslap by dannannan · · Score: 1

      So why don't they add some kind of in-game court of appeals where other players can come watch and/or vote?

      D

    29. Re:bitchslap by wembley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Does anybody want a peanut?

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    30. Re:bitchslap by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm getting a psychic impression - you're somewhere between the ages of 3 and 13...

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    31. Re:bitchslap by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meh. I'm a softhearted guy by nature, but in a big service environment where everybody has needs and feelings and all the stuff that comes with that, you have to be somewhat calloused. If you tried to personally deal with every issue that came up or bend the rules for every person, you'd go nuts.

      That being said, I think Blizz overreacted with your nickname. The number of wankers I see walking around with worse (eg "DrGanksUlotz") definitely inclines me to be lenient toward names that, while they maybe don't match what the devs were hoping for, are still acceptable. There are a lot of MMOs out there, and a lot of people (myself included) have played more than one, so it's nice to be able to keep the same name for the chance to meet an old friend again. I think they need to acknowledge that.

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    32. Re:bitchslap by CrashBoy · · Score: 1

      Cut it out! I mean it!

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    33. Re:bitchslap by pjgeer · · Score: 1

      The new name combined with this editorial may serve to detect whether the forced namechange was meanspirited or not. If the GM had an axe to grind and he read this editorial, he might be pleased. Then all he has to do is wait a week or so until you have reestablished all your old chat connections. Then he just does what he did before. Then repeat until you depart the game in disgust. Sure it's against the rules, but can you prove it wasn't a glitch? Didn't you indemnify Blizzard from glitches in your account agreement?

      Hell hath no fury like a bitter geek. How do you know this isn't all about some moderation gripe from years past?

    34. Re:bitchslap by starling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See this is what happens when a single company controls the names. We should get the UN on their case right away.

      Hm. That started out as a joke, but when I think about it the situation with ICAAN and domain names is pretty similar.

    35. Re:bitchslap by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco is neither offensive nor does it display a rank which is already used in WoW. They ought to have a system in place to deal with situations like these.

      Um, Commander?

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    36. Re:bitchslap by msormune · · Score: 1

      So it's pretty fair to say you are acting like a little Hitler yourself towards your kids? Or did you ask them if they support your "cause"? Blizzard had every right in the world to shut bnetd down for good. And they didn't just try, they naturally succeeded. Deal with it. If you are actually serious about your statement, and think bnetd is justified, have you continued to develop or support it by some other means yourself?

    37. Re:bitchslap by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 1

      I played WoW for half a year or so. In that time I heard of lots and lots of people complaining about having their names changed. There were regular flamewars on their forums about this.

      Some folks complaining had names that were clearly over-the-top. E.g., offensive and not kid-friendly.

      Some of the cases seemed particularly uncalled for. I recall someone had a gnome with a name that a GM thought was too "cute" that seemed perfectly fine to me. Or some folks would have fantasy-type names that an unimaginative GM would think were un-pronouncable, and therefore "gibberish" and against the naming policy. Some of these issues were highly ambiguous and seemed like idiot GMs run amok.

      CmdrTaco's case is neither of these. It's not blatantly offensive, no. But there's a written policy on what you can name your character, and "CmdrTaco" clearly violates that policy. "Cmdr" is clearly a title. Yep. Whether you think it's right or wrong, it does obviously violate the written rules. There are other much more bothersome cases of name-changes, but they didn't happen to a /. mod, so we get a story about CmdrTaco instead.

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    38. Re:bitchslap by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      Assuming you are not just trolling:

      I didn't know that I was somehow obligated to purchase a particular game for my kids, just cause they asked for it once. I guess saying no occasionally qualifies me as a tyrant. Does failing to cough up the requisite $50 per month for each of them to play Everquest instead of doing homework qualifies as a human rights violation?

      BTW, I said "try" because BNet.D is still hosted on servers in the other 98% of the world that was smart enough not to follow the US in enact the DMCA. (Including mine) I know my member of parliament quite well, and I made sure he was aware of my concerns when the government proposed changes to our copyright laws. I have a letter from him assuring me that the doctrine of fair use still exists in this country, and will continue to do so.

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      My rights don't need management.
    39. Re:bitchslap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Godwin's law.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

      "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.

      There is a tradition in many Usenet newsgroups that once such a comparison is made, the thread is over, and whoever mentioned the Nazis has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Godwin's law thus practically guarantees the existence of an upper bound on thread length in those groups. Many people understand Godwin's law to mean this, although (as is clear from the statement of the law above) this is not the original formulation."

    40. Re:bitchslap by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Well, at least Slashdot has metamoderation, so in theory at least, bad moderation gets punished. And also, moderation only lowers a comment's score; it does not cause it to disappear altogether. But then, why am I saying this? If anyone knows, it should be you... I hope. :)

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      quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
    41. Re:bitchslap by julesh · · Score: 1

      [...] assuming Blizzard's HR department isn't run by crackheads.

      And you make this assumption based on what evidence?

    42. Re:bitchslap by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Does thios make it Suprafarcical?

      Or meaybe even Suprafarcigilsticexpialdocius?

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      There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
    43. Re:bitchslap by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Troll? Troll means I'm posting something that I don't agree with just to intentionally get responses that take me serious. I certainly agree with what I said, though I admit it was a bit inflammatory (perhaps flamebait would be more appropriate, though it would still be harsh). The fact is we all know that the reason Taco made his post was that he secretly believes Blizzard will read it and let him have his name back.

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      WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
    44. Re:bitchslap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      sup*ra*fi*cial
      adj.

            1. Resembling the qualities of a Toyota, but only on the surface.

    45. Re:bitchslap by varebel · · Score: 1

      At least you can be relatively sure that the rep's real name isn't CoolElf

      I don't know about that. Earthlink has leprechauns and fairys on staff.

    46. Re:bitchslap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget the law that says that once someone mentions the Nazi's and Hitler in a thread, a dozen morons will come crawling out of the cracks screaming "OMG GODWIN LOL!!!!111".

    47. Re:bitchslap by Mournblade · · Score: 1

      The question that leaps to mind is: "Are you going to change anything on Slashdot because of it?"

      Note that I ask only out of curiosity - I have no problem with how the site is run other than:

      1. The duplicate stories annoy me, but you get what you pay for, eh?
      2. I think it might be useful to separate editor comments in stories on the front page, instead of just changing the font from italics to bold. Same with any story updates.

    48. Re:bitchslap by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Doesn't matter. When you talk to a representative of a company, you need the name for one reason: as a handle on the person.

      You potentially need to be able to say: "Could I talk to X ?", or "X suggested I should try Y, but that didn't work." or "X promised me last week that my billing-problems would be cleared up, but that doesn't seem to have happened."

      Aslong as "X" is some label that stays constant, and is mapped to the rigth person internally in the company, it doesn't matter much what X is. An obvious fantasy-label is actually preferable to a fake name. Stating a fake name is lying, saying that you can be refered to as "CoolElf" makes it *obvious* that that's just a label for work-purposes and not related to your real name.

  8. Well that will sure show them! by fuzzy12345 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So they screw you.

    You could a) take your money elsewhere

    b) keep giving them your money, and give them some publicity on /., too

    With enemies like you, who needs friends?

    --

    Everybody's a libertarian 'till their neighbour's becomes a crack house.
    1. Re:Well that will sure show them! by rhetoric · · Score: 1

      So they screw you.

      You could a) take your money elsewhere

      b) keep giving them your money, and give them some publicity on /., too

      With enemies like you, who needs friends?

      It's not like he can go get another WoW provider. He likes the game, but is unhappy with the CS. I can't think of anything better he could do to pressure Blizzard, that takes less effort for him. Interesting read Taco.

      --

      "where words meet intent, lies rhetoric's lament"
    2. Re:Well that will sure show them! by mugnyte · · Score: 1



      That's exactly the point...the Game and it's rules are one and the same. The rules include *any* and *all* things done by GM, etc. So, you either accept the entire thing, struggling within it to change it, or you walk away in protest, publishing all the gory details.

      I think Rob should quit the game. He may feel like his efforts were better spent playing *anything* else besides a game that elicits such a post. Plus, I agree with original parent, if he's still playing, this is just whining, not a real protest.

      Sorry, Rob that your moniker got dropped/grabbed/verboten. Happens to many of us. Your post might be better framed as a discussion about the psychological/sociological effects of avatars in general, but as a diary entry, it doesn't grab me.

    3. Re:Well that will sure show them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's exactly the point...the Game and it's rules are one and the same. The rules include *any* and *all* things done by GM, etc. So, you either accept the entire thing, struggling within it to change it, or you walk away in protest, publishing all the gory details.

      So if you don't like one of the laws of your country, your only recourse is to either quietly accept it, or move to another country? And if there's no better country, I suppose you'd say there's always suicide?

    4. Re:Well that will sure show them! by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      LOL!!!!

      Good Freaking Call!!!

      That was good for a chuckle, thanks.

      ~GreatOak

    5. Re:Well that will sure show them! by mugnyte · · Score: 1


      it's even your quote: "struggling within it to change it"

      So - following your suggestion, one complains to the United Nations.
      Rob is bringing his laundry to /. where WoW is sure to listen!

    6. Re:Well that will sure show them! by Phantasmo · · Score: 1

      I've been toying with the idea of finally signing up for WoW for the last two weeks, but this story tears it. I'm not going to download giant patches via BitTorrent, run Warden, deal with cheaters, server downtimes, waiting lines to log in, and 45-minute waits for PvP all for the low, low price of $15 US per month if I have to fight against abusive GMs the whole time.
      Guild Wars is so much more elegant in terms of technology and game design, but I had no idea that the GMs were better to boot.

      --

      The US Army: promoting democracy through unquestioned obedience
    7. Re:Well that will sure show them! by Dalroth · · Score: 1

      Your statement is completely assinine. By your logic, African Americans and women would still be unable to vote. If you don't like the US laws, what, leave the country?

      Sometimes you have to fight back, even if it is just a stupid video game.

      Bryan

    8. Re:Well that will sure show them! by Unordained · · Score: 1

      Your counter-argument is completely assinine. By your implied logic, any customer of any company could require the company to change its policies to suit his or her needs. If you don't like a product or serivce, what, use the full force of the law to change it?

      Sometimes you have to boycott, specifically because it is just a stupid video game. That's how free-market capitalism works.

      Philip

      [Sorry, too lazy to dream up a terrible example of what would happen if customers got anything they wanted. The possibilities are endless.]

    9. Re:Well that will sure show them! by fdisk3hs · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's step back from this for a sec. I'm three car payments behind. But I really feel sorry for you, that they made you change your name on a game or whatever. Snot nosed bed wetting pansy ass she girl panty waste.

  9. I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by sebFlyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if you're playing a Paladin, you deserve everything you get.

    --
    "Nothing can shake my belief that this world is the fruit of a dark god whose shadow I extend." - Emil Michel Cioran
    1. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bubble and hearth ftw!

    2. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by ohjethuth · · Score: 0

      Exactly, it should be in Bilzz rules to avoid any confusion

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      Oh s**t!
    3. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

      As someone that has a level 60 paladin, I can tell you one thing: Not all of us are 12 year old smacktards. It's a shame that 90% of the paladin community (LEEEERRROOOOYYY JEEEENNNNKKKIIIIINNNNNSSS) gives the rest of us a bad name.

    4. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Marthisdil · · Score: 0

      ...if you're playing a Paladin, you deserve everything you get.

      Says the Shaman....or a druid that only knows how to run away when getting owned or spams moonfire because they can't do anything else.

    5. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      that's interesting that you've singled him out, because Leroy Jenkins is the only paladin that i like

    6. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the 12 year olds. It's the fact that pallies run in to groups of 20 horde, bubble up and AoE, then run back in to their lines. Nothing in the game should make you completely immune to damage. If you got a version of the Priest's Shield, even a revved up one that gives you thousands of hit points but would actually BREAK when 20+ people are nuking you, we'd be much happier.

      It's even worse when the pally becomes the unkillable heal-bot for all the alliance around him.

    7. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by massweaponofdestruct · · Score: 0, Troll

      The paladins Shield, even when using the truesilver blade... absorb damage, until a threshold is reached. It's not the paladin's fault you are too weak to over power a short duration shield.

      --
      there is no such thing as common sense. If sense was common, everyone would have it. -unk
    8. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I've actually met quite a few awesome paladins. It's hunters who piss me off (I can just hear the cries now: hunter weapon, hunter weapon!).

      The one 'smacktard' paladin I met put together a group for Zul'Farrak. Actually, that's incorrect. He spammed "lfm zf," on general chat, and I messaged him for an invite for me and my girlfriend, only to find he was alone. I then went out to Tanaris and found 2 other decent players.

      Meanwhile, cocktard paladin was out in the Badlands 'helping a friend'. What he was really doing was getting ganked for about 30 minutes straight by some horde. Good for the horde, I say now in retrospect. All I could say at the time was, "You moron, why don't you bubble/hearth? Let's get this show on the road." He didn't understand. Finally, when my eyes were almost bleeding, he made it north to Loch Modan and started the long trek to Kalimdor.

      Anyway, so we get into the instance. I try to explain to him that I should pull since I'm the tank. He proceeds to run through the whole instance aggroing everything in his path. The hunter proves himself to be categorically useless. Somehow, we make it to Antu'sul, the Troll with a Hundred Basilisks. It's around this time I notice 1) I don't have blessing of might on, and never have, and 2) the cocktard doesn't have an aura up. "Clearly," I say to my girlfriend, "this guy's a 7 year old playing on his older brother's account." She agrees.

      We then wipe on Antu'sul no less than four times. Most of the time the pally and the hunter weren't even fighting. I should've quit earlier, but I really wanted that mace.

      Thank god for my new guild, though. We just 4-manned the 100 Trolls two nights ago. Teamspeak and playing with adults is awesome.

    9. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunters should always pull because they have feign death.

    10. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I really find it works better when the main tank pulls w/gun. 1) Feign death can be resisted, 2) Competant hunters are rare, and 3) The aggro is already on me - it's easier to tank and maintain aggro than pull aggro off somebody else.

      But hey, you're not in my group, so what do I care?

    11. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Utterly incorrect.

      The priest's and mage's shields absorb a finite amount of damage and then disappear. Perhaps you're used to seeing a priest shield a paladin before he runs into combat (not that uncommon)

      The paladin's super-shield will absorb an infinite amount of damage, but only for a short amount of time (up to 12 seconds). The paladin also has a different shield which only absorbs melee damage (and thus any spell damage acts like it's not there) and, like the shields the priests and mages use, is also dispellable by priests and shaman.

      That total invulnerability shield though, there's nothing you can do about it. It can be used when the paladin is stunned, rooted, frozen, sheeped.. And it's unbreakable, but only lasts 12 seconds. Often enough time for a paladin's backup to arrive at an Arathi Basin node, or for him to be reabsorbed into the larger attack.

      Fortunately consecrate, an AoE spell, is still pretty underwhelming, so a paladin running out, consecrating, and running back is more of an annoyance than a big threat.

    12. Re:I think I speak for all Horde when I say... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      As someone else mentioned, Leroy Jenkins is a good PR person for the paladin community. He shows that a paladin doesn't have to be completely stuck up or a simpering whiner. It's nice to have a sense of humor.

  10. come on man by tehwebguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    if you really want something done about it, why don't you link to their webform in the article. i think they may reconsider your case once they get slashdotted..

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    -- lol pwned
  11. It's 11am on a Wed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Geez - Get a job Taco.

    1. Re:It's 11am on a Wed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or go buy Civilization IV and write how much it rocks.

  12. I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by wiredog · · Score: 2, Informative
    Pre www, on milnet, I was wiredog. I, too, try to get that one any place I go. Got it at K5, HuSi, Washington Post, Salon, New Republic, gmail, other places.

    Heck, I even registered it, defensively, at DKos.

    1. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      You, uh, lacked a point to your post. ;-)

      I see what you're saying, though - I've been "Beryllium" for many years now (approaching 6, I think). But certain places already had it registered by the time I got around to creating an account. LiveJournal, Slashdot, etc. And in those instances, I have to l33t it up to get it in. Maybe Taco should do the same? :)

      Commodore Taco, the 64-decade-old Elven BASIC Programmer. Or something. :)

      (Some of the other posters to this article would no doubt prefer "Monsieur Whiney-Pants" or something to that effect)

    2. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

      I've been "Beryllium" for many years now

      Perhaps its time to move on to another element. Might I suggest Phosphorus?

      --
      Frink: Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
    3. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Bite My Shiny Metal Ass ;-)

    4. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by Tet · · Score: 1

      I've been Tet for nearly 20 years. I liked the name so much, I even changed my name in the real world...

      --
      "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -- Delos B. McKown
    5. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Commodore is also a title. Typically used to address a Captain serving on another Captain's ship in an advisory role.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    6. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      So is 'Caesar', sadly. I was looking forward to 'Caesar Taco'. :)

    7. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Ceasar Tigole Bitties To make it completely back on topic.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    8. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shiny, hard *and* light metal ass.

    9. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      I got around all this by giving my pseudonym a last name and a nickname. Everywhere I go, at least one combination is available. TacoDeLaSlash should work well on WoW - or, change it to TacodeLaSlash if they don't like Taco in the name either.

      A little creativity goes a long way.

    10. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Yup - I've had to "real_cloudmaster" a few sites in the past. It's annoying - esp. when the person who got there before me hasn't actively used the account in "a while" (on sites where there are ways of finding that out).

    11. Re:I've been wiredog for, oh, 20 years? by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      by wiredog (43288) on Wednesday October 26, @11:07AM
      Pre www, on milnet, I was wiredog.

      Baah. I can top that. I've been I P Freely since grade school.
      But you have been on Slashdot just a little longer. ;-)

      --
      There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
  13. Quote by absolutlactam · · Score: 0

    "I need a handle. My handle is like my identity." - Hackers

    1. Re:Quote by schon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well "my voice is my passport" - Sneakers. :o)

  14. Why he posted this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Did he post this whole thing just so he could prove to the other kids playing some RPG that Violated was infact CmdrTaco?

    1. Re:Why he posted this by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

      Man, I would've gone with the name Violator instead. Although I guess it doesn't really work too well for a Paladin...

      --
      Be a real patriot: Question authority. Think for yourself. Formulate your own conclusions.
    2. Re:Why he posted this by Viper+Daimao · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, a Paladin with the name of Violated. This brings up questions about his religious mentor.

      --
      "In the game of life, someone always has to lose. To me, if life were fair, that someone would always be Oklahoma." -DKR
  15. Prediction by BushCheney08 · · Score: 1

    I predict that by the end of the week our beloved CmdrTaco will have his identity in WoW back...

    --
    Be a real patriot: Question authority. Think for yourself. Formulate your own conclusions.
  16. Everquest namechange by ChrisF79 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm surprised in your story that your friend on EQ was disconnected and had his name changed. I had a druid on EQ quite a while back named Girlon and everything was fine until I made the surname Girlaction. Anyway, they just sent me an in-game message saying my surname was going to be changed and asked what I'd like to to be. It was really pretty simple.

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    Finance tutorials and more! Understandfinance
    1. Re:Everquest namechange by kel-tor · · Score: 1

      i wanted a surname of guppy for a hobbit i was playing, first name morp, a fiesty little rogue that i've 'played' in many games. when i hit level 20 and it wouldnt let me have that surname, i petitioned, and the gm response was that they "do not have the power to do anything with surnames." i was irritated and typed "/lastname enis" which just took, no "are you sure you want that stupid surname? yes/no." so i petition myself for having a bad surname. gm responded that you cannot petition yourself and closed the ticket. so i had a friend petition my surname.

      i log in and my surname is removed and my first name changed to "rumpoop" about 6 hours later a gm responded to another petition and changed my name to "morp guppy" and i got the surname i wanted.

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    2. Re:Everquest namechange by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      in EQ each character is stored as a file. to change your name they have to rename the file. to change your surname its just a piece of data in the file.

  17. Re:abuse of power by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree... this is a JE put on the front page.

    I know its not intentional, but on the surface, this looks like:
    They f*ck around with me? Do they know how I am? I'll show them!

    I wouldn't be surprised if Blizzard decides to let him have the alias back, but I doubt it would happen (never back someone into a corner on a judgement call).

    The call was a petty one... this article is doubly as petty.

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  18. Re:abuse of power by The+employee+can+cho · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wish the parent comment could be modded to +10. Well said.

  19. Something similar happened... by Jeian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... to my coworker. He had a game name which was pronounced like "car bomb" (He recounted this to me verbally, so I'm not sure how it was spelled) and was forced the change it. The irony? He actually used Blizzard's in-game random name generator to come up with the name. Oh well. I like WoW, so I'll still be playing.

    1. Re:Something similar happened... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imadarkie - a name once spit out by the EQ random name generator.

  20. how about dummkopf? by dummkopf · · Score: 1

    when i did my phd in the US, the first thing my advisor asked me was. which username i wanted for my new account. since i could not come up with anything useful, he suggested 'dummkopf' (given my germanic roots...), which i gladly accepted. the name since has been used *everywhere*... until i got to zurich. everything went well for a while until i was asked to change the username or lose privileges on a local compute cluster. turns out one of the users felt addressed whenever he saw jobs which had a "dummkopf" in front of them... i know, makes one wonder. and no, i could not appeal. and yes, i still use it everywhere else...

  21. To the article submitter by SamSim · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know who you are, but you might want to pick a different username. CmdrTaco is the guy who runs this website and he'll be mighty upset.

  22. civil dosobedience/ en masse protest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    online protest

    at [re arranged time have veryone change their name to a vriant of "i am commander taco"

    oh and all your kirk douglas are belong to us.

    1. Re:civil dosobedience/ en masse protest by che.kai-jei · · Score: 1

      i like the civil DOSoebedience

      typo.

      i will pretend i did it on puprose

  23. sucks by RiotXIX · · Score: 1

    Yeah - get this. My first ever user name (which I will refer to as Name1) was pretty original. My second username (Name2) was a temp name I used for people I didn't want to share my main user name with (like this one actually). Anyway, I went to name1.com & it was taken. When looking up the contact stuff (just out of interest), I found it was 'Name2@name1.com' ! Really freaked me out. Take solice in the knowledge that maybe someone came up with the name just as uniquely as you did, and maybe that's pretty cool..

    --
    "You know you don't act like a scientist, you're more like a game show host." Dana Barret
    1. Re:sucks by bwaynef · · Score: 1

      Did you even rtfa? No one's name was taken. The only mention of that was by you in an attempt to relate to what you thought was going on in tfa you clearly didn't r. While that makes for nice fodder, it really adds nothing worthwhile.

      Interesting story though. Maybe they really ARE out to get you.

    2. Re:sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! I want something of what this guy've been smoking.

    3. Re:sucks by RiotXIX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah well, since I didn't have an article to ignore, I just figured I'd skip the story instead. This is /., right?!

      --
      "You know you don't act like a scientist, you're more like a game show host." Dana Barret
  24. Get over it. by anonieuweling · · Score: 1

    Get over it. (It is their policy. The time of finding out does not matter.) Just as much as we must get over you not accepting our submissions if they are not USA-centric enough.

  25. Slashdot Blog by cbelle13013 · · Score: 1

    I think this belongs in the www.slashdot.org/blog part of the website, right near the "my dad won't let me borrow the keys" post and under the "Favorite Music: Mega Man X Remix" line.

  26. CmdrTaco to CmmdTaco by shking · · Score: 1

    I reccommend changing from "Commander" (Cmdr) to "Commode" (Cmmd) because your true name has been flushed down the toilet

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    -- "At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1" -- PC Magazine, Nov. 1994
  27. Irony by ryanvm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Sir -

    The blatant lack of spelling and grammatical errors in this post can only lead me to the conclusion that this story was posted using CmdrTaco's stolen identity. I beseech you to end your ironic postings with his account.

    Thank you.

  28. News at 11, Blizzard sucks. by crimoid · · Score: 1

    Seriously. I stopped playing Blizzard games 2 years ago because I was fed up with the mismanagement of their online games. I've since found other games that are amazingly fun. Check out S2 games. While Savage is somewhat old now it still has a loyal and active following. Their new game also looks promising.

  29. Who cares? by Viriatus · · Score: 0

    Who cares?

  30. Someone can't read the TOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its fine learn 2 play

  31. Your identity by Highroller · · Score: 1

    If you're on someone else's site, especially one in which they have a TOS like Blizzard's, you know what to expect and you live within their rules. Nobody has a right to a user id/identity.

  32. So I guess CM Dr. Taco is out of the question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This space intentionally full of text.

  33. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've been using 'CmdrTaco' online for around a decade now. It predates the existence of this website. It has followed me from game to game, both local, networked, and massive. My only problem with it is that as Slashdot grew in popularity, I started finding places where an impostor has taken it. I was excited when I was able to get it in Warcraft. It's like a warm blanket. It's stupid I know, but it's mine."

    So other people who use CmdTaco are imposters. And you go and use someone else's name according to Blizzard. However, you are no imposter because that name, well damn it, it's yours. The inherent contradictions in your entire rant are rather funny.

  34. I am not the President of Cuba by FidelCatsro · · Score: 2, Interesting


    This is a pain I know all too well .
    I have been kicked from chat rooms and had an account halted on UO for the same reason as the guy on EQ .
    My name is satirical , not a troll and I am not pretending to be the president of Cuba

    Fidel catsro comes from a sketch I was writing about turning Communist leaders of the 20th century into small fluffy animals who were trying to take over the world.

    I had decided to go with catsro . I had the choice of Chairman Meow , Pol cat ,Karl Barx , Vladmir Lemming

    I am very attached to this nick name , and really get annoyed if i am forced not to use it .Though I can understand some of their reasons .
    (Though I very much doubt Casrto would ever use his real name whilst playing Ultima online)

    on a total side note
      I have had several questions posed to me about my Human rights record , these people were serious and got really angry.

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    1. Re:I am not the President of Cuba by b1t+r0t · · Score: 2, Funny
      I have had several questions posed to me about my Human rights record , these people were serious and got really angry.

      Yes, but did you get any questions about your rodent rights record?

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      "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
    2. Re:I am not the President of Cuba by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      In Animal farm all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than other .
      They gladly gave their lives to support their leader .

      Or .. no I haven't yet , kudos for being the first original joke I have heard about my nick in a very long .

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      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    3. Re:I am not the President of Cuba by dave-tx · · Score: 1
      Though I very much doubt Casrto would ever use his real name whilst playing Ultima online

      Who is this "Casrto", and why would he be playing UO?

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    4. Re:I am not the President of Cuba by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I've seen your posts in various discussions from time to time, and my mind always swapped the letters to "Castro". I never noticed until I read this post that your name was actually something different. I would guess that happens a lot.

      BTW, given the choices I would probably have gone with Chairman Meow or Karl Barx, but that's just me.

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    5. Re:I am not the President of Cuba by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      In Hindsight I would of gone for Vladmir Lemming ..

      I probably should of hyphenated the nick , but it didn't occur to me at the time and it was too late to change it .
      Though I do like plays on words , especially subtle portmanteau and swapping in unexpected but correct words EG:"Defiantly so "

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    6. Re:I am not the President of Cuba by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      I think that calls for a loud hearty DOH

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      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    7. Re:I am not the President of Cuba by liamcaden · · Score: 1

      There is alot in a name, and given the names I see on WOW all the time CmdrTaco is alot better then Cailis.... Heck even I am most likley against the EULA, Hornsolo, yes a one-horned Tauren Druid... (Leave Moobacca out of this...) Taco, I hope that the media coverage, and the help of some that frequent this site that they re-instate your name. Work Barcode in Hex: 0x64 0x61 0x6c 0x65 0x66 0x63 0x61 0x72 0x65 0x79 0x61 0x75 0x67 0x31 0x30 0x31 0x39 0x37 0x36

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  35. Buy A CORPORATE CLUE... by jeff13 · · Score: 1

    ... CmdrTaco should understand that the second you go to a corporation you no longer have rights, feelings, or an identity.

    You are a number! Not a free man!

  36. Why I quit by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I was playing some online games, but then they go and implement dumb rules, or change the game dynamics making it "suck".
    So I complain, they say no, and I quit.

    Your viewing (or payment) is the only thing they care about. As long as their power tripping GMs don't cost them customers, they don't care, and they shouldn't care because it obviously doesn't matter that much.

    Reminds me of irc politics, everything was fine with abusive ops for years. Then people started complaining and actually leaving and changes came.

  37. This is not news by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    This is a blog entry.

    Yes I agree that Blizards behaviour is bad .. but hey .. thats life .. it sucks .. deal with it.

    After all we have to deal with bad editing here.

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  38. o rly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cry more, noob.
    It's fine, learn2play.

  39. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Seriously. This belongs in the WoW forums, or in your journal, not on Slashdot as a legitimate article.

  40. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe CmdrTaco melted too many faces in pvp?

  41. Control freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blizzard seems like an unbearable control freak. Someone is using "Craft" in their name, even though it gives people a reason to buy the otherwise dead Warcraft 2? Sue 'em! Someone made an Open Source clone of our battlenet servers which will give our customers more freedom to play online? Not in our control, sue 'em! Oh no, people are using names we don't like for some vague reasons on our online game. Can't have that, can we? Lots of silliness going on here..

  42. Blizzard sucks by mar1no · · Score: 1

    I had my level 57 Shaman account disabled because someone complained about my in-game langauge. Can you believe that? Someone actually turned off their bad language filter, and then complained because they saw bad language.

    The human races makes me cry sometimes. I never got a new account because of how idiotic their policies are.

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    "you sonofabitch i didn't know!"
  43. Re:abuse of power by UCRowerG · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I too find this somewhat ironic, he does bring up a good point. In a virtual world where the only truly identifying characteristic is a character's name, how does a name change (forced or voluntary) impact relations with others in the game? A follow up question would be: how could developers, if they so chose, account for this to minimize any negative impact?

    If the idea of MMORPG social circles seems trivial or unimportant to you, what about something like a seller's account on eBay? In a digital world when all someone has to go on is the reputation of your "unique ID," what happens when that ID changes such that it is no longer recognizable as you?

  44. No sympathy from me by wiggles · · Score: 2, Informative

    After the bnetd garbage, I've refused to purchase any new Blizzard titles. In my eyes, Blizzard has gone from one of the best video game makers in the world to pure evil, deserving nothing but derision. Perhaps you, armed with this fresh experience, will now agree?

    1. Re:No sympathy from me by Sputum · · Score: 0, Troll

      My guess is that the reason you're upset about bnetd is that you or somebody you know was trying to avoid giving them money in the first place!

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      "What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos"
    2. Re:No sympathy from me by wiggles · · Score: 1

      No, I and all of my friends owned actual licenses for Starcraft -- why not when the Starcraft Battle Chest goes for less than $20? Every last one of us was legal. The problem was, you couldn't play in the same game in battle.net when you're behind the same NAT router, and when broadcast traffic doesn't traverse the router, those on other subnets can't join a LAN game. So what are you to do if your friends in another dorm want to join into your Starcraft game? Our solution was to set up a server on your local network to serve up the game. It worked like a charm. Then Blizzard broke out the lawyers, and the rest was history.

    3. Re:No sympathy from me by egburr · · Score: 1
      Battle.Net did not cost money to use. The problem is that is was unusable if you were trying to form a game with people you knew. My three friends and I who ploayed could all be talking to each other on a voice chat program. Usually, we could all get logged onto the same Battle.Net server, though sometimes it would take up to an hour of trying. We could all join the same private chat room, though sometimes we could not see everyone in it. We could all join the same private password-protected game, though often it would take up to an hour of trying, disconnecting, reforming, etc. before we could all see each other in the game chat. Then, when we started the game, almost inevitably, at least one of us would be disconnected from the game.

      When I setup a BNETD server on a spare box at home, we never had any trouble finding each other and starting a game. The longest part of starting a game suddenly became choosing the map.

      Each of my friends and I had legitimate copies of StarCraft and BroodWar. Blizzard had all the money they required from us. In fact, we were saving them money by not using their bandwidth and servers.

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      Edward Burr
      Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
    4. Re:No sympathy from me by LeonardGhostal · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It seems that a key issue in that case was that bnetd was allowing unregistered/invalid copies of the game to play online. I think Blizzard has a valid and non-evil right to keep that from happening.

      That said, I was deeply unimpressed with Blizzard when they forced my friend to change his WoW name, Nosegay. Although a quick trip to a dictionary would reveal that nosegay means "a small bunch of flowers, typically one that is sweet-scented," (and anyone who "plays" ProgressQuest should recall that favorite quest, "Fetch me a nosegay") Blizzard erred on the side of the protecting the ocean of ignorant and barely-literate 14 year-olds from any word with "gay" making up a noticeable portion of it.

      Gotta love the common denominator.

    5. Re:No sympathy from me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. If blizzard did it for that reason, they were still wrong. I explain with an example:

      I own a parking lot. Should I be obliged to let only legal (not stolen reported) cars to park? I don't think so. Even if I could be ordered to do so, I should never be shut down over that. The act of stealing is wrong. The person who allows people with stolen things to use those things is doing nothing wrong.

      Blizzard IS an evil company (search around on the net for more interesting stories). (Ok, i should say that some people in the high up in the management have moral values that are different from that of their customers, but to keep it simple, i call that evil). Unfortunately, they have some of the best game programmers around. Not that I would want to work there, not for a million a year.

    6. Re:No sympathy from me by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      bnetd was sued when they contacted Blizzard to try and get license keys validated. bnetd was trying to do the right thing.

    7. Re:No sympathy from me by LeonardGhostal · · Score: 1
      I own a parking lot. Should I be obliged to let only legal (not stolen reported) cars to park? I don't think so. Even if I could be ordered to do so, I should never be shut down over that. The act of stealing is wrong. The person who allows people with stolen things to use those things is doing nothing wrong.

      That's analogy doesn't really work. Blizzard specifically engineered the game and Battle.net so that keys had to be validated in order to play online. They made a proprietary system with the purpose of ensuring that everyone playing online is paying for that privilege. Bnetd provided a way - pretty much the only way - to circumvent this purposeful limitation on Blizzard's part. This was arguably to the deriment of Blizzard's income.

      Thus, your analogy would have to be modified in several ways. The cars would have to be purchased from a private company who designed the cars so they could only be driven on certain private roads, requiring a monthly subscription, established by that company. Then, your parking lot would have to be the only parking lot to allow illegal cars to park, thereby forming a sort of a safe haven for the illegal cars which would not otherwise exist. You think a court would side with you?

      I'm not saying that Blizzard is a wonderful company. But you can't get mad at them for trying to make players pay for what they're supposed to pay for. They have a legally protected interest in the integrity of their Battle.net framework, and bnetd was infringing on that integrity.

      Now, it does make it more interesting that Blizzard sued in response to bnetd wanting to be able to validate keys, but even so I understand why Blizzard would want to keep it all under their control. This is justifiable for a variety of reasons (simplicity, future updating of protocols, etc.).

  45. Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone besides me find it hypocritical that CmdrTaco is such a Linux zealot and yet he plays a game that only officially runs on Windows?

    1. Re:Hypocrisy by rincebrain · · Score: 1

      It works on and off under WINE, but yeah, I see your point, and wonder it myself.

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    2. Re:Hypocrisy by odaen · · Score: 2, Informative

      It works on macs.

    3. Re:Hypocrisy by CmdrTaco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We actually have a well written faq entry that tries to address that very thing. Just because I'm pro linux doesn't mean that I'm against something proprietary. I love video games. I love movies. I love music. I have no problem paying for things that I enjoy. I can still believe that freedom of speech is important. I can still believe that open source is better than closed source. I see no hypocrisy in this. I'm quite pragmatic- especially about closed source and video games. For gameplay reasons, you need to obscure implementation details of some types of games.

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    4. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment is wrong on oh so many levels. I recommend taking a class or reading a book on logic.

    5. Re:Hypocrisy by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2

      The only problem with your FAQ entry is that it says "don't expect others to think the same." Yet the moderation system ensures that those opinions that disagree with the majority who have modpoints that day will be rejected. All it takes is one or two downmods, and you're below most people's threshold.

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    6. Re:Hypocrisy by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      I read at -1 nested; no one is below my threshold (the slashdot collapser greasemonkey script makes this stay readable)

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    7. Re:Hypocrisy by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      The only problem with your FAQ entry is that it says "don't expect others to think the same." Yet the moderation system ensures that those opinions that disagree with the majority who have modpoints that day will be rejected. All it takes is one or two downmods, and you're below most people's threshold.
      Doesn't the moderation FAQ also say something like "Browse at -1 to keep an eye out for abuses" or something?
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    8. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it also runs on Mac OS X. And supposedly runs great in Linux with Wine or WineX. But nice troll attempt...

    9. Re:Hypocrisy by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      -1 comments don't get archived when the page stops accepting comments. So everything isn't quite so peachy.

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    10. Re:Hypocrisy by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      -1 comments don't get archived when the page stops accepting comments. So everything isn't quite so peachy.

      Really? Story from a month ago, with archived -1 comments. I agree that the static page which Google indexes, for example, doesn't have the low-ranked comments there, but they are archived...

  46. Ha by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    I knew a guy named "Thatguythere". He was asked to have his name changed and Blizzard's GMs rejected 32 of his other choices and finally gave him the name "Thronwe". He said "WTF" and i said "WTF". I also saw a guild named "Fornicating Skulls" for a couple of months before they vanished.

    Bottomline: The GMs usually don't care unless someone reports your name or your guild name. Then they become all gungho because some idiot is being offended by something really non-offensive. Someone reported your name Taco. Reporting for some people is their way of "griefing". F**kers.

  47. Lol by Zebra_X · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we know why Taco has so many dupes. He's play WoW all the time!

    1. Re:Lol by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      He is only level 45, and a Palladin. That explains maybe the last two weeks worth of dupes. What about everything before that?

    2. Re:Lol by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      Great, I spelled it with two L's again. Looks like it's yet another three weeks in Remedial English for me. At least all the Koreans in there just want to talk Starcraft all day, so it's not that bad.

    3. Re:Lol by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, that's funny i mod you +4 Funny.

      It does seem like there have been a lot more dupes/bad posts recently though :-)

      -Zx

  48. Re:abuse of power by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Informative
    Believe me that was not my intent, nor do I want it to appear as such. I don't honestly care if blizzard reads this article or not. And I certainly don't expect to get my nickname back. I just felt it important to share this experience with people. I've never spent so much time thinking about the importance of virtual identity. I doubt I'm alone in this experience.

    If you regard this as petty, I understand, but I tried not to write in an agressive tone. My intentions are anything but petty.

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  49. Just a game by bjomo · · Score: 1, Troll

    Its a game. I get the impression that too many people that play in these 'virtual worlds' are losing touch with reality.

    1. Re:Just a game by bjomo · · Score: 1

      Mod me troll if you must, but how many of you know people whose lives have suffered after they got sucked in to these games? I know a few.

      Its not the game companies fault. It must be a pretty good product if people are willing to pay for the game and the subsequent subscription fees. Players just need to keep both feet in the real world. I'm all for suspending disbelief for the sake of sci-fi or fantasy (novels, movies, games, etc.), but you need the self control to stop playing when your job is suffering, or you grades are plummeting.

    2. Re:Just a game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Its a game. I get the impression that too many people that play in these 'virtual worlds' are losing touch with reality.

      You just now figuring that one out? The same can be said for most comments (or even "jokes") here on slashdot. Talk about your nerd isolation wing at your local social penitentiary. They laugh at eachother here in acronymns and nerd speak which only adolescent high school locker stuffers can relate to.

      I simply stare at in from afar like some zoo visitor staring at some monkey's slinging shit at eachother. And when they "discover" a new stick for eating termites here, you can almost see them scratching their furry little foreheads as they type such "profound" interpretations of it. Quite amusing actually. Slashdot is a great case study for a psychologist. Here's a banana, you nerd monkeys...

      Wait. Listen. I can hear them now, "ooh oooh oohh. ahhh ahhh ahhh. eEeeek! Eeeek! Eeek!"

  50. Selective enforcement by Rayonic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I see violations of the naming policy all the time on my "Normal" server, Eonar. Frankly, there are too many to realistically enforce on all servers everywhere. Those that do get picked out feel (rightly so) that they are being picked on.

    IMHO, only Role-Playing servers should have a strict naming policy. The only enforcement on other servers should be for profanity/crudeness. No "IfckedUrMom" or somesuch.

    1. Re:Selective enforcement by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

      Someone has to actually report you to get your name changed. Since, for the most part, no one cares about your name on non-RP servers, people with names that violate the naming policy generally get away with it.

      (Which means CmdrTaco ticked someone off, I wonder if it's because he was duping Krol Blades? :) For those that don't play the game, that's fake, since your name is forced to initial-caps, he'd be "Cmdrtaco" in WoW. Faking screenshots in WoW is pretty easy.)

      But, yeah, their naming policy is ridiculously strict on non-RP servers. I mean, I can see it on RP servers, you're supposed to be RPing. But on normal servers, it's a bit much.

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    2. Re:Selective enforcement by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 1
      I would like to see something different. I want all names to be vetted by a GM, on creation. None of this waiting for someone to report it as a violation and then checking up on it, put all new char names in a queue and have someone say "Good" or "Violates Rules" sometime within the first few levels. Then if you cache the answers somewhere all the servers can look up, the load lessens over time, and you don't have this issue of renaming characters after someone has put >200 hours into it.

      As Taco said, your name in an MMO is your reputation, it's everything. And while I believe that yes, the name 'CmdrTaco' should be changed as it voilates the rules (even when rendered 'Cmdrtaco') it should have been done before lv10, not at 45.

    3. Re:Selective enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm... how about a player task force to report all name violations, then? The purpose is to make enough players unhappy that they complain to blizzard about their unreasonable policies, change happens, and everyone is treated fairly (and equally) in the end .

  51. Identity by Zalathar99 · · Score: 1

    I find it's intersting to think about our connection to our virtual names as well. I don't fault Blizard for enforcing a naming policy at all. I find it highly disuptive to my immersion in a fantasy world to see silly or comical character names, but I've grown used to it. In fact I'm guilty of it as well. Roll up your tenth alt in EQ and your bound to seek solace in a funny name, or a desrcriptive one rather than a totally original word, or name. Like you say though Cmdr, you knew you were in violation when you used the name, you were surprised to find it available, so it's really just a delayed response to a rule violation. In a way the inability to apeal judgements provides a less biased approach to rule enforcement.

  52. The real reason... by wpiman · · Score: 1

    This name infringes upon Taco Bell's trademark. Blizzard is simply trying to avoid a lawsuit.

  53. How about this name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should see if you can get something like "exCmdrTaco" through?

  54. I don't see the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should have read the naming guidelines before you named your character? They're right there when you choose a name. I have to agree with you that Blizzard reps are automatons with no clear hierarchy, but in this case they were right.

  55. The bigger picture by DrewBeavis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think that the real meat of the issue got overshadowed by your commentary on your personal experience. What happens to our virtual identities? What happens when you can't have the name you've built? The same thing happens on AIM and other sites. When you are forced by circumstances to develop a new name, something changes. I'm hoping the discussion here will start to address issues like prospects for a global name registry or a solution to this issue.

  56. Dude! by Dzimas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's just a game. Sometimes it scares me how immersed we've all become in the virtual world -- work, play, and entertainment all seem to intertwine into a tangled pile of bits. My advice might seem strange: Go find a real-world hobby instead. Woodworking, go-kart racing, flying, skiing, filmmaking, scuba diving. They won't give you carpel tunnel syndrome, you'll get your butt out of a chair, and you won't find yourself writing lengthy online editorials about how a game won't let you name yourself after a food. You'll live longer, trust me.

  57. Re:abuse of power by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Speech is not an abuse of power and Slashdot is his journal.

    I might also point out that he specifically said, more than once, that he was not complaining about an abuse of power.

    Please keep the petty bitching confined to livejournal.

    Et tu? Ahhhhh, the irony.

    KFG

  58. Wow, No Love for the Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that's because many /. readers have never actually met the Taco...

    Please feel free to read between the lines..

  59. GMs not very helpful . . . hamstrung? by galonso · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I too have had several poor experiences with GMs.

    To be fair, every time I have actually msg'd with one, I have felt an undercurrent of frustration from them as if they are mostly powerless, and may even agree with my plea.

    I am leaving the game, however, because there isn't a way to 'go up the chain' which is probably due to the scale of the game, but diminishes my enjoyment nevertheless.

    I have one character who cannot train first aid with silk bandages, though she meets the requirements, and the GMs will only say that it _must_ be a mod. Funny thing is, with no mods I still have the same problem.

    When client side lag issues rear an ugly head around the next corner, and issues abound, it's "unavoidable" -- truth? I think so, but it diminishes the fun factor.

    I have had a character who lost 20g due to a glitch, and know others who have had similar problems, and the response from the GM was, "This is due to an installed mod. Disable all mods." No redress, no _possibility_ for redress, nothing.

    The fact is that this is a huge game, and probably unmanageable in these terms. Fine. I accept that, but even the appearance of an appeal would help salve the sores of frustration.

    Sad to say, much of the fun is gone for the frustration. I might have stayed but for this: every time there has been a GM problem, I have been given the same answer: we do not do X as a matter of policy.

    Goodbye Stormwind.

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  60. My two cents by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

    There is a "Commander" rank, and Cmdr is an obvious abbreviation of that rank name, so the change was in line with the policy.

    About the name change policy, it is sometimes aggravating, but so would be seeing a number of people with stupid names running around. There's already too many who don't get changed, at least the worst of the lot we can do something about. I don't feel much immersion when I see 1337Dude rogue running around.

    About the GMs, yes, Blizzard's customer service department in WoW totally and bluntly SUCKS. I've had good experiences with GMs in the past, and a couple bad ones, and I've read and been witness to a number of really bad experiences. When you get a bad GM, you can have to go through a harrowing experience, and the impossibility of escalating issues makes it worse. You feel like you were living in a totalitarian society.

    About the recognition issue, it's a real problem. Some well-known ninjas have managed top get their names changed and started a new career of more bad behavior, and some really good players I've played with in the past vanished from the face of the game only to later inform me their name had been changed...

    Morwen - lvl 60 hunter, Deathwing

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    1. Re:My two cents by Krakhan · · Score: 1

      The name issue only makes sense, since I got annoyed at seeing names for characters like 'asdfghkl;' or 'asdfasdfasdf' and such.

  61. Silly name policies by bassgoonist · · Score: 1

    I've always found blizzards name policies to be very annoying, once they tried to tell me I couldn't use the name bassgoonist cause it had ass in it. I then pointed out bassfisher, bassplayer etc. and they let me keep it. I know its no where near the same, but you could use TacoCmdr :-p

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  62. Re:abuse of power by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

    Uhm, what "abuse of power"? Can you point to the clause in the Slashdot Constitution stating that editors can't editorialize?

    -Stephen

  63. Hmm by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    I think you forgot to hit the "Post as JonKatz" checkbox before you submitted this one.

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  64. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 1

    Sure it may be a good point, but its buried in an entire article ranting and bitching about losing his name, on the front page of Slashdot. And never mind he could have avoided losing the name by following the rules in the first place.

  65. Re:abuse of power by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hmm... I was going to post something about how he (along with other editors, to be fair) can't be bothered to verify the validity of submitted articles, but yet finds the time to something like this.

    Then I realized, well... this is his website.

    Then I realized there are actually people who pay real money for a subscription and are thanked with a handful of bogus articles, so the failure to verify sources and articles is nice smack in the face.

    Then I realized that I am not one of those subscribers, so I don't feel I have a significant reason to complain, and that I'll just leave it up to someone else.

    Of course, here I am... because I also realized that "leaving it up to someone else" has become the norm for the editors on Slashdot, and I didn't want to validate that stance.

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    People will pass up steak once a week, for crap every day.
  66. I don't get it. by rwven · · Score: 1

    To me this seems more like something that should end up in Taco's journal...not on the front page. This is a rant about why blizzard should be doing something different based on one WoW players experiences and opinion. I'm not trying to troll or anything, but this is not news/media in any way.

  67. this is why muds are still fun by timster · · Score: 1

    I've never stepped into the world of commercial online games, and this basically sums up the reason. A mud may not have some fancy 3d graphical interface, but it's run by regular people, not some faceless corporation. A good mud gives you the feeling that you're a part of the world you in, that in some sense it belongs to you. Commercial games are 100% the property of BigCorp, Inc.

    --
    I have seen the future, and it is inconvenient.
  68. And all this time by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    I thought it was "Commodore Taco."

    --
    Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
  69. Fucking hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The erosion of civil liberties, DRM, software patents and Taco is whinging like a teen over being forced to change his name in some saddo RPG. Get some priorities!

  70. I agree with CmdrTaco by theJML · · Score: 1

    I would have to say I agree with where you're coming from. I have been JML (some sites require a minimum 6 chars, so it's theJML) since I was like 10. Everyone knows me as that from as far back as I can remember and it's nice to know that. I can find my friends the same way, so why not them find me?

    On the flip side you are a member in their arena, so you have to go by their rules and regulations and I know from running BBS's and websites, sometimes you have to draw the line somewhere as an admin. They chose the line and as a player in their world you have to follow it. If you don't like it, you can go play something else I suppose, afterall, you may think you have a name, but in a system that large, a name is really only a collection of characters following the [A-Z|a-z|0-9]* pattern.

    --
    -=JML=-
    1. Re:I agree with CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [A-Z|a-z|0-9]*
      You mean [A-Za-z0-9]+, right?
      After all, most worlds do not allow the null (i.e. zero character) name, and | loses its special meaning inside a square-bracket list.
      Or, perhaps, [[:alnum:]]+?
      This would work with other than C locale, which is desirable, and will have the same meaning as above under C locale. In fact though, most worlds allow other characters, so what you probably want is more like this:
      [][:alnum:]_[.-]+
      witch matches any combination (of length at least 1) of:
      letters
      numbers
      .[]_-

      See http://unixhelp.ed.ac.uk/CGI/man-cgi?grep for more details on reg-exps!

  71. What is wrong with people? by Joehonkie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It disgusts me how little sense of real community /. folks have. CmdrTaco has been a major force in keeping this place together for years, and you constantly make use of the fruits of his labor. Now he wants to let off a little steam and all you can do is insult and yell at him? What's most interesting is that at least one of these posts are telling him he has no right to bitch, then in the same paragraph complaining about the quality of slashdot itself.

    The "abuse of power" charge doesn't hold well, either. He's not asking for any action to be taken. We have plenty of basically editorial articles posted here every day, and many are much more trivial, biased, and/or political. If you can't stand it, maybe you should take your time and energy somewhere else instead of telling him what he can and can't post here.

    1. Re:What is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 duplicates in one day, nothing but crap on April 01. If the editors edited then maybe the readers would feel a little more comradery.

      Posting as a AC since I'll probably get -5 trolled...

    2. Re:What is wrong with people? by krbvroc1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It disgusts me how little sense of real community /. folks have. CmdrTaco has been a major force in keeping this place together for years, and you constantly make use of the fruits of his labor.

      It just shows what ingrates a lot of people are. I run a website with a large number of users (since 1996) which is competely volunteer and only few state their appreciation. But they are quick to whine. ;)

      On this issue, I played WoW extensively for the 1 week trial, and I do recall reading the TOS which said no titles of authority allowed in the names. No commercial references, etc. Like most things today, I think its not so much the TOS violation, but its the heavy-handed action -- little explanation with no recourse or any sense that you got a fair 'hearing'. Lets not forgot, the person they are 'pissing off' is a paying customer.

    3. Re:What is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, he's sure been a major cohesive force alright. What with posting paid advertisments as stories when he's not trolling the front page himself, meta-moderating accounts permanently for complaining about issues on the site, and now? Bitching because his WoW account got renamed. Boo fucking hoo. Slashdot has declined, even with your rose-tinted glasses you should be able to see that, and Malda's doing fuck all about it.

      Maybe instead of posting your little circle-jerk of a comment, you should go spend your energy in the real world.

    4. Re:What is wrong with people? by megarich · · Score: 1
      CmdrTaco has been a major force in keeping this place together for years, and you constantly make use of the fruits of his labor.

      I thought cowboy neil was keeping this site up for years :\.

      If you can't stand it, maybe you should take your time and energy somewhere else instead of telling him what he can and can't post here.

      Freedom of speech my man its what makes this country, and forum great. Granted I have my own view points on this issue which I won't get into but seriously how fun will this post be if all we get are posts saying "yes mr taco you are right. man your getting royally screwed. you are great mr. taco etc etc etc"..

    5. Re:What is wrong with people? by theantipop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody is forcing you to read /. If it's a product you don't like, why come here and do nothing but complain? Even the title of this editorial plainly states what it will be about, so if that does not interest you breeze over to the next article. If you find the majority of stories are uninteresting, there are plenty of other ways to get your news. Trolling about it here to the people who like what they see isn't going to improve your experience.

    6. Re:What is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Community?" We've never met each other. Why should this Web site constitute a "community?" It's a fucking Web site.

    7. Re:What is wrong with people? by Joehonkie · · Score: 1

      Hey and if they post it in a legitimate and well backed-up way more power to them.

      You can say whatever you want, however what you have a right to do and what you ought to do and how you do it are different things.

    8. Re:What is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot has declined, even with your rose-tinted glasses you should be able to see that, and Malda's doing fuck all about it. Maybe instead of posting your little circle-jerk of a comment, you should go spend your energy in the real world.

      And you're still here why?

    9. Re:What is wrong with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touche! Man, I can almost see "theantipop" logging onto WoW, seeking consolation to your post from all his fat Cheeto munching Dungeon and Dragon guild master buddies. WTF is a WoW anyways? Women of Wrestling? I only remember GLOW. Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. Wait. Where am I? Oops. I forgot. Some website for social refuse. And what am I doing here? Consider me the 6'5" 280 pound Defensive End who enjoyed punching you in the face in high school. You can run, but you can't hide you little nerdling bitches...

    10. Re:What is wrong with people? by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      Not really. If anything unfair would have been done to him he would be able to count on everyones sympathy. However, the /. crowd is supposed to be a rather mathematicaly / logically inclined group of people. If you don't follow the rules, don't complain.

    11. Re:What is wrong with people? by Infernal+Device · · Score: 1

      It disgusts me how little sense of real community /. folks have.

      Hey, no offense meant, but this isn't meatspace. You want community, go outside and talk to your neighbors. Here, you're just a name with a uid and a rant.

      --
      "My God...it's full of trolls!"
    12. Re:What is wrong with people? by damiam · · Score: 1

      If you want community, go to k5 or Fark. Slashdot has never been intended as community site. The editors limit meta discussion; all stories posted are about specific news items and offtopic comments get modded down. I'm not saying this is a bad thing; there's a place for tech discussion and a place for community, and it happens that /. is the former.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    13. Re:What is wrong with people? by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

      I'm sure, but that's because you're a n00b. You weren't around at the start. I was (see my original UID, which is 5 digits).

      --
      But this is slashdot. A slashdoter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber!
  72. Dude!! by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    Delete your paladin and roll a shaman. This is a little OT but seriously though, alliance are all pretty and stuff but they suck as a rule on most servers. This is because they are too busy admiring their female characters or because the horde are usually ex-alliance who know how to play the game.

    If i was a paladin, i'd put my shield on against all those flames that are gonna hit me but since i am not,
    /ducking
    /running

  73. couple of things by scronline · · Score: 1

    First off, I don't see how /. is a personal forum for how someone was violated by a naming system and online personalities. Particularly when I've been the victim of NUMBEROUS post deletings, and even a couple of article submission rewrites (posted under anonymous). I've even posted articles as anon 2 days before someone else posts it and theirs gets accepted. So this whole thing is like

    *ring ring* "hello? Mister Kettle, it's Mr. Pot on line 2!"

    On the other hand, I understand what he's saying. I've used the netname Ozymandias for 15 years. I can't count how many times someone takes it. Particularly when it's someone using it on one of my game servers knowing full well that name is one of the administrators of the server. My name has been my identity online when someone else uses it...I feel violated in so many ways. Particularly when it turns out they're using the name maliciously.

  74. At least it wasn't this one by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 4, Funny
    A friend of mine actually quit Everquest over a forced name change. His name was Marilyn Hanson and while fighting something he was disconnected without warning.

    It'll be a sad day when CmdrTaco is a celebrity name.

    --
    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    1. Re:At least it wasn't this one by RazorBlade99 · · Score: 1

      So if you are the celebrity then you aren't allowed to use your name? Then again, maybe Taco got banned cuz he was using a celebrity name. >:)

  75. Captain is a verb by b1nd0x · · Score: 1
    let's say Congress passed a law making it illegal to have a first name that is a verb (Don't laugh, the White House cease and desisted The Onion!) Well I guess 'Rob' would have to go. My friends would still recognize me: I'd still have the same face, address, and social security number. I'd just have a cool new name like "Captain Fantastic Malda".
    Uh, isn't "Captain" a verb? (not that I expect any slashdot editors to understand this whole 'Grammar' thing).
    --
    sell your certainty and buy bewilderment
    1. Re:Captain is a verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its an adjective, but as a slashdot reader I wouldn't expect you to understand the whole "grammar' thing.

    2. Re:Captain is a verb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is captain a verb? Jesus, did you even graduated from the second grade? Lets recap: A verb is an ACTION word. Can you "captain" someone? The dog captained the cat. Does that make any sense to you feeble mind? Now, lets recap first grade and go over nouns. A noun is a person, place or thing. Is a captain a person? YES! So, it is not a fucking verb. You fucking moron, I hate fucking retards like you. Now, since you are obviously the dumbest person on the internet, we would all appreciate it if you would crawl into a corner and shot yourself in the head. Or just hang yourself, do what ever it takes. And for godsake, atleast get yourself neutored, as I for one do not want to see little Dumb Fuck Jrs. running around your dumb piece of fucking cunt meat.

      Juz my 2 cents, cheers!

    3. Re:Captain is a verb by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      How the hell is captain a verb? Jesus, did you even graduated from the second grade?

      Captain \Cap"tain\, v. t.
      To act as captain of; to lead. [R.]
      [1913 Webster]

  76. It's a REAL issue. by PhilipOfOregon · · Score: 1

    Sorry to hear about this, CmdrTaco. Maybe you can still use "Cmdr" as long as it's not at the beginning of the line -- as in: "TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsCmdrTaco"

  77. Re:Cry me a river. by GeekDork · · Score: 1

    Are you aware that slashdot is indeed a blog? It may be a big and recognized one, and it might be older than the slew of iname emo blogs, but it's still just a fucking blog! Calling slashdot "somewhat unbiased" doesn't quite cut it, either. Whether or not CmdrTaco is a crybaby doesn't matter, the article is one of the few first-hand items here, it's gaming related and it's about an issue relevant to some people.

    So cry me a fucking river, too.

    --

    Fight hunger. Filet a politician and send him to a 3rd world country of your choice.

  78. Why waste time by nomad63 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Don't you have enough worries in the real world, like running the crown of geekdom, a.k.a., slashdot, so that you are WASTING (with caps) time on a stupid game ? Moreover, you are wasting time crying over something stupid like moderation ? Do you see/read/hear people getting their articles rejected at /. even though most of them have more substance than the open source blabber some pundit spills out daily ?

    To WoW, you are a customer. If you do not like how they run their system, you have the power to quit. If not, play by their rules. Not in many places, guests have much to say how the house gets run, as we, the peons, have not much to say what you publish here and what you reject.

    As many people said, Grow Up !

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    __________
    The more I know people, the more I love animals
  79. Complaining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So he broke the rules he agreed to multiple times by now. He gets caught with it and so complains on an on-line forum

    Ayup he is a MMORPG'er alright

  80. stop whining by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

    You didn't read the rules, you lose, too bad.

    I've been repeatedly banned from Slashdot because our ISP uses a transparent proxy and it looks like we all use the same IP. Emails to peter@slashdot.org have never got me anywhere.

    You even used a "famous" name in an MMORPG, you're own at that.

    What do you think the R in RPG means ? In EQ you would have been named changed just for that.

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    1. Re:stop whining by br0ck · · Score: 1

      You should be emailing banned@slashdot.org. Also, you were attempting to send to 'Cowboy Neal' who's at pAter@slashdot.org, not pEter.

    2. Re:stop whining by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      thats the fella

      anyway it's whichever email is displayed on the ban, it's not banned because it's not banning an individual

      --
      There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    3. Re:stop whining by LeonardGhostal · · Score: 1
      What do you think the R in RPG means ? In EQ you would have been named changed just for that.
      There are specific RPG servers on WoW. If he wasn't playing on one, this is totally irrelevant.
  81. You all missed his big point by ROFLMAObot · · Score: 0

    To everyone above me that flamed him for "bitching" you missed the big point.

  82. Re:abuse of power by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please keep the petty bitching confined to livejournal.

    Isn't that exactly what Slashdot is? A blog site. Run by a guy called Taco and his friends. Albeit very popular, sold to a larger corporation and run as a business.

    Is it his fault he came up with the idea and coded his own system long before Live Journal took off, copied the concept and then gave it to the masses? Does that suddenly invalidate his use of his own site for the purpose he came up with first?

    I think we get proprietary about Slashdot. Because it's such a great service, we spend so much time with it, we forget it's someone else's and start to see it as our own. Thus, much like someone coming in and bitching all over our own blog, we take it personally. But, we forget, we're in his house. If we don't like it, we're welcome to leave. Hell, he even shares his code so we can make our own. But, no, we'd rather bitch about his use of his own site.

  83. Re:abuse of power by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
    Can you point to the clause in the Slashdot Constitution stating that editors can't editorialize?

    Damn fine time to start...
    --
    People will pass up steak once a week, for crap every day.
  84. Re:abuse of power by smcavoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    when did slashdot start having legitimate articles?

  85. Woot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woot, you play on my server. God I hope I've obliterated your bubbley paladin ass at least more than once :P

    See you in game!

  86. do the right Thing by Diabolus777 · · Score: 1

    Quit. By using your site, you vent, try to get some sympathy and well, end up losing. Many people probably had the same problem you had, but no audience to hear their pleas. No amount of whining will amount to anything until you cancel your subscription. By continuing to give them your money after this speech, you admit that you're STILL willing to accept their policies and agree to their judgement. Do the right thing: cancel your subscription and give them bad publicity IMO

    --
    We should have been
    So much more by now
    Too dead inside
    To even know the guilt
  87. Re:abuse of power by Bastian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Slashdot used to run quite a few opinion and rant pieces written by the editors. Probably the most well-known of these is JonKatz's "Voices from the Hellmouth" series of essays on his thoughts on the whole high school shooting thing of the late 1990s.

    Yeah, this hasn't happened on Slashdot in quite a while, but honestly, I'm glad to see it happen again, and I hope that this means it will happen more in the future.

    Of course, I think the reason why it ended in the first place is that the comments section for every single opnion piece that Slashdot ran was filled to the brim with slashbots' knee-jerk rants and flaming of whichever editor wrote the article, to the point that the opinion pieces brought Slashdot comments sections to a new low in that absolutely no intelligent discourse would happen whatsoever.

    Given that your flame of CmdrTaco hit "+5, Insightful" so quickly, I have a feeling that things haven't changed much since the first time the slashbot crowd killed opinion pieces on Slashdot. So yean, even if I want them back, I admit they probably shouldn't come back.

  88. Reevaluate yourself by Vermyndax · · Score: 1

    If something like this offends you so much personally that you consider it tech news for the rest of us, I would strongly suggest you reevaluate your committment to online gaming and your life in general.

  89. Sure Bliz Knows it is you now by aka_big_wurm · · Score: 1

    I am sure Bliz knows that char is really you now and will not bug you about it any more, I would not be supprized if they appoligze.

  90. Forget about Taco for a second by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone, take a second to look past that the submitter is Taco...

    This article fits the requirement to be on slashdot even had it not happened to Taco.

    1.) It is about technology
    2.) It fits into the Games category
    3.) It is a legitimate technology concern as to what you can and cannot do on someone elses network

    1. Re:Forget about Taco for a second by heller · · Score: 1

      In order:

      1: No, it's about abuse of powers.
      2: Well, yea, but could have been about irc or what you say at the park just as easily.
      3: So absolutely not. . .it's about what they can do on their own network. He's complaining that they have a policy that he was breaking and they enforced it. It was their decision to give the guy GM powers. It was their policies. Of course, for this same reason, we shouldn't be complaining about him. It's OSDN's site and they put him in charge. He can whine all he wants here and we either listen or don't.

      I just find it ironic that he'ld foist his problems on us. . .like we care.

      ** Martin

    2. Re:Forget about Taco for a second by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Oh, get real. Do you really think that if someone else submitted a story that essentially said "Blizzard told me I had to change my username because it's against the rules, and they were right", it would be accepted?

      --
      quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
    3. Re:Forget about Taco for a second by parliboy · · Score: 1

      Which is fine on its face. But if I had submitted a post about how my ID was snatched in an MMO, I don't think it would have made it out of queue. It would have been written off as, "Duh! That's not a fantasy name!" Instead we have this thread of 300+ posts, some of them discussing the topic, and some (like ours) devolving into meta.

      Hey, if he can get away with using the resources of a publicly traded company to vent about the problems he had with a game GM, more power to him. Just don't approach this from a perspective of "All submitters are created equal", when we know that they're not.

      --
      "You're never ready, just less unprepared."
  91. Re:abuse of power by gblues · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Abuse? Hardly, my friend. Rob created Slashdot. Rob feels personally maligned by a large corporation, and with no success in pleading his case with Blizzard, he's taking the next logical step: publicize the issue.

    I respect that this is Rob's playground, and since the subject matter does fit within usual Slashdot fare I do not see how this is "abusing arbitrary power," no matter how livejournalish it may be.

    Nathan

  92. Chinese culture by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    Isn't in Chinese culture when people get to have a public name, chosen by oneself, and a "family name" only known by your nearest ones (and given by your fathers)? I see online nicknames that way.

    --
    Singularity: a belief in the "God" idea with the "demiurge" relation inverted.
  93. Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry about it, in 15 levels (25 if you want to buy in to the rumors), you will be faced with a dead end of many, many, many raids, and/or a pvp system that has no purpose, no goal, and no fun to it.

    Then you will join the others...those that canceled after they found out the light at the end of the tunnel was just a kobol... :)

  94. Now we know... by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

    why there are so many dupes, grammer (sic) mistakes, and dirth of quality articles: between Zonk and Taco all the slashdot editors are off playing. Maybe we should just "/join slashdot" in WoW to get our news for nerds.

  95. It's a harsh world out there, no laws, no rules... by lilmouse · · Score: 1

    Only the company exists.

    WoW is like a scene from some dark science fiction work where the characters live, work, and die in a company town. Blizzard owns and controls WoW. They make the rules. They make the laws. *You* *have* *no* *rights*, except the ones they decide to allow you. You can buy citizenship in this world, but that only gets you so much. Even your very identity can be wiped away. CmdrTaco no longer exists. His history is gone. No one will remember what happened to him.

    What can you do about it? I suppose you could start working on a revolution, but what happens when WoW Secret Police suddenly close your account down? And how do you riot against the Gods themselves, anyway? The best you can do is join a rival "state" - at least you can still defect. What happens when you can't even do that?

    --LWM

  96. I hear you by thousandinone · · Score: 0

    They made me rename my character, originally named "AuralSecks". So I choose "Fylaechyau".

  97. Re:abuse of power by fak3r · · Score: 1
    Hmmm...perhaps an ironic twist, or a simple oversight on your part, but the URL link in your header looks to be dead. Output of the target is:

    • Error
      Journal has been deleted. If you are ndptal85, you have a period of 30 days to decide to undelete your journal.

    Maybe it just proves your point that you CAN'T say anything you want, unless you're running your own server? That's what I read about it, and why I run Drupal and Typo on a homeserver behind a static IP via DSL (perhaps the last bastion of freedom left! (*tough firmly planted in cheek*)
  98. Real problem by jmacleod9975 · · Score: 1

    It seems like the real problem is that they should have told you there was a problem with the name when you first created the character. It seems like the worst part is losing the identity/reputation you created in the game, not the loss of a particular handle.

  99. Re:abuse of power by Improv · · Score: 1

    It's not an abuse of power, but it is BLOGesque whining, and is pretty lame to see here. Imagine if on CNN, Ted Turner came on and talked about how he had bad service at a restaurant. It'd just make you think, "man is that guy a loser". Who does CmdrTaco think he is, jwz? :)

    --
    For every problem, there is at least one solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
  100. I feel your pain, brother by glengineer · · Score: 1

    ... every time I register at some new webiste or game, and I cannot use "glengineer" because some usurper has take it. I am the original glengineer! Dammit! I've been glengineer on the Internet since my days at Delphi in 1992.

    --
    Evil Overlord Rule #86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
  101. Another dissapointment. by Pinback · · Score: 1

    Wow, now we get to share your helplessness.

    If it wasn't a spitefull and small, I'd suggest booting anyone with any connection to Blizzard from slashdot. If anyone gripes, just add a new rule to the Eula that covers the situation.

    Instead, do something nice for someone today. It won't make the dissapointment go away, but at least you'll have something to feel good about.

  102. Re:abuse of power by JabberWokky · · Score: 2, Funny
    You're right! He should post that in his own blog, not our site! He even has a blog! Let's see here... it's called... err... Slashdot.

    --
    Evan

    --
    "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  103. Sounds like my problem in Beta by GraZZ · · Score: 1

    I had my name changed in beta, and I also felt the violation that CmdrTaco is describing. The reason for my name change was because it had been deemed 'dirty'. Just like CmdrTaco, I had been using Jackmaninov online for years. It had been formed as a play of my nickname Jack and one transliteration of the last name of Sergei Rachmaninoff. Apparently it had been interpreted by a GM as "jack man off" and was out.

    This was about the time that outcry over the newly instituted naming policy was peaking. I think I got a 35 page forum post over this :P

    Sadly, I didn't quit in indignation over this, and wound up wasting another six months of my life on this game.

  104. Hypocrisy? by Palin+Majere · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "The Editor I talked to had a nickname of something like 'CmdrTaco'. I found this disconcerting. If you were arrested by Officer ScuttleMonkey or found guilty by the honorable Judge CowboyNeal, it's hard to take that seriously."

    I find it hard to take Taco's complaints seriously when he and the rest of the /. staff go about their business in exactly the same fashion that the WoW staff do. Feels different when it's someone else with the pseudonym, eh?

    1. Re:Hypocrisy? by Pitr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wasn't that the point of the article? I mean yes, there was some preachyness, but the "moral(s)" appeared to be that there needs to be accountability for people who make these descisions, and that these descisions shouldn't be handed out lightly, or without consideration.

      "And if nothing less, it will make me take changes in Slashdot a little more seriously next time."

      --

      --Not to be worried, Pitr fix.
    2. Re:Hypocrisy? by maxhead · · Score: 1
      mod parent redundant--I think that was covered:
      and if nothing less, it will make me take changes in Slashdot a little more seriously next time.
    3. Re:Hypocrisy? by Palin+Majere · · Score: 1

      Would you like to put money on whether or not this results in any actual changes to the way the /. staff operate? Accountability? Appeals? Removing the pseudonames?

      Complaining that someone else should change their behaviour when you (and your staff) are continuing to do exactly the same things with no intention of changing is hypocrisy, plain and simple.

      I agree with you on the moral of the article. The kettle is black. However, the pot is black too, and doesn't seem to care much.

  105. Stop Whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you should've read the naming policy before you decided on your character name. It's pretty straightforward and there are always people that think it's funny to violate the policy or else think that they can fly beneath the radar, and when they do so long enough that it somehow gives them the right to have a "valid" complaint when they're told to change their name. You can't give yourself a title, so stop whining.

  106. C'mon! by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's just a GAME! Pick up your toys and find a different sandbox to play in. And get a life!

  107. Re:abuse of power by vertinox · · Score: 1

    You express your anger with abuse of arbitrary power in a virtual realm by abusing your own arbitrary power, in your own personal virtual realm?

    The truth of the matter is that sometimes the little guys will get abused by authority until authority picks on a public figure in which uses his position to fix the problem and therefore no more little guys get abused.

    I'd rather have Taco bitch about this in this venue then let it go silently. The problem is that GM systems for MMOGs should not be voluneteers but accountable employees. They should have supervisors that can be contacted in case they do abuse their power.

    If not for the players themselves but for keeping customers for the benefit of Blizzard.

    The higher ups in Blizzard would not like to find that their lower employees are driving away customers because they were over zealous.

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  108. There's a lot in a name. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With few exceptions, I've been "Short Circuit" or "shortcircuit" or some variations thereof since the mid 80s, when I could first pick up a CB mic, and when I first logged into a dial-up BBS. Almost 20 years, and I'm only 22.

    I like my name. It's been my identity. It's simultaneously an indicator of my taste in movies and what I do for hobbies. People still see me in public places and shout, "Hey, Short, how's it going?"

    And I still get irritated whenever someone registers my name on an IRC network, or on a free email server, or whatever. I still get hung up when trying to log into a friend's machine where he had to truncate my username because it caused formatting issues with tabstops in the config files.

    There's a lot in a name. Especially when you've spent years with it, not constantly nym-shifting whenever your inbox got filled with spam.

    1. Re:There's a lot in a name. by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

      I like my name. It's been my identity. It's simultaneously an indicator of my taste in movies and what I do for hobbies.

      Sadly, After you get hit by lightning, you'll change your name to Johnny5.

    2. Re:There's a lot in a name. by ddillman · · Score: 1
      And I still get irritated whenever someone registers my name on an IRC network, or on a free email server, or whatever.

      What? With six billion people on this planet, you expect to have a unique identifier made up of two common english words on every one of many separate systems? Isn't that a bit irrational? Now, if your name was 7dkd773MNJ66678 that might be something one could expect...

      Now, having asked that, I'll admit I recognize the feeling. I've used a very few nicks over the years since the late 80's BBS days, and it's always been difficult for me to switch when someone else has beaten me to the punch. But realistically, there is no way I can reasonably expect to get the same identifier on a wide variety of different systems, all of which need to uniquely identify users. Complaining about it has usually proven fruitless, and only once has a rational discussion with the other party involved been able to resolve the conflict to everyone's satisfaction.

      Daniel, sometimes known as Dragon, Lazarus or Jubal (Yeah, I like Heinlein, so sue me.)

      --
      Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse. -- L. Long
    3. Re:There's a lot in a name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's too young to get that joke.

    4. Re:There's a lot in a name. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Jeez dude, don't blow a fuse!
      A name is nothing. You can change it tomorrow, and you are still you.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  109. You're Not The First by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

    CapnMike was my name before they forced me to change it. Like you, various bits of data associated with my account vanished. Unlike you, I quit, and do not plan to return (which is a shame, because the game was kinda cool).

    Feeling your pain,
    M

  110. I am the clit commander! by strAtEdgE · · Score: 1

    I am the clit commander!

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    ----- sXe
  111. A possible reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some little b*tch may have cried to a GM that your nick was offensive, CuMDheRTACO. A friend of mine Kooner got his nick taken on EQ2, it seems in some BFE po-dunk POS town its slang for a snatch. So obviously everyone has to respect their po-dunk slang and not offend them.

  112. Not abuse. USE. by cbreaker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I played Everquest for almost four years heavily. I really liked it, but I hated the GM's. Everyone I spoke to in the game had some crap thing happen to them because of a GM. Name change. Disconnect because you said "ass" in /ooc. There's nothing you can do about it.

    They're not cheap either. Shit, you can get basic cable for almost the same money as some of these online games per month, and if you have a problem with your reception a cable guy comes to your house! In an MMORPG, you can't even get a name of a supervisor, let alone any actual help.

    The customer service in online games is positioned in a way that the customer is always lying, cheating, and trying to pull a fast one. It's not true. The vast majority of players just want to play the game and have fun doing it, and the customer service people should be happy to make their customers happy.

    So, I'm glad to see a gripe like this on a busy site like Slashdot. Maybe with more pressure from the actual players of the game, they'll start to pay attention.

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    1. Re:Not abuse. USE. by Surt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Note that this sort of pressure matters not at all to Blizzard. Blizzard cares about money, so the only way this publicity impacts them is if people stop paying to play. Note that not even CmdrTaco, most impacted by this immediate incident, intends to stop giving Blizzard money. All this does is prove to Blizzard that their policies are not sufficiently draconian to drive their players away, and as long as they are one step above that they'll just enjoy napping on their huge piles of money instead of doing anything about it.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    2. Re:Not abuse. USE. by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      It has residual effects though. A lot of people that play EQ or EQ2 have ill feeling towards the customer service. Sure, many of them will keep on playing. Over time, however, it can start to eat away at your customer base as the bad CS is just another reason to get sick of it all.

      Poor customer service is a fairly big reason why many retail companies fail. When every time you need help you're faced with a big problem of trying to fight with customer service, you tend to avoid it. You shop somewhere else. When they go out of business, it's not a mystery to me why they did.

      I'm certianly not a market expert or anything, but I really don't think one is required to see this common mistake.

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  113. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you wanted people to think about the importance of virtual identity, you could have done so without making a personal rant. The fact of the matter is that it is a personal rant, it has no signs of trying to promote discussion about virtual identities, its certainly not news, and its on the front page of Slashdot. I know Slashdot isn't exactly a shining example of excellent or unbiased journalism, but this is a new low.

  114. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny.. this is what I was getting at in the 2nd post on the thread, which was marked offtopic.

    You definately said it more eloquently however. I am a slashdot subscriber, but choose to remain anonymous due to nature of post (eg, writing, 'bush sucks' on the whitehouse bulletin board).

  115. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Speech is not an abuse of power and Slashdot is his journal."

    Actually Slashdot is owned by VA Software Corporation.

    They just keep Taco around to put a human face on the advertisements for Apple and Google that they post around here.

  116. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try talking to most married women. Changing your name causes all kinds of problems. (But so does not changing your name. What a world.) However, they still manage it. When it comes to changing a psuedonym, it's almost a non-issue. You tell people the new name, and boom, everybody still knows who you are.

    Plus I've found characters in World of Warcraft to be strangely visibly identifiable. Unless it's one of the countless night elf druids or rogues. Then they all look alike.

  117. o rly? by Hythlodaeus · · Score: 1

    o rly?

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    For great justice.
  118. Ye Olde Soap Box by TechJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought this was suppose to be a discussion on how we are attached to our virtual names and not a let us all bitch at Blizzard post but instead it seems to be a let us all Bitch at CmdrTaco for raising a serious question about online identities. Yes, WoW is just a game but just like everything else that is online there are people behind the characters we see on the screen and we sometimes forget that being used to doing what we will with the AI of non online games of the past. I am attached to certain nicknames I use in the virtual world and like CmdrTaco I do get bummed out if they are used by someone else. If there was such a problem with his name why did they not just make their software check some sort of rules for naming or in fact say something 5 months ago to him. It is sad that most GM's are not accountable for what they do. There is noone to turn to if they abuse their power. Blizzard would be wise to implement a supervisor GM model you could call to resolve some problems with GM's themselves. As far as using /. to bring up an interesting topic I say it's about time we discuss something other than the same old DMCA, MS vs Linux or BSD and how Google is taking over the world. Thanks CmdrTaco!

    1. Re:Ye Olde Soap Box by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Silly TechJones - no one reads the fucking articles. This is Slashdot we're talking about here!

      I think that most people missed the point of the article, in any case. I wonder how many of the users who have posted here would complain if their Slashdot account had its name changed or was closed because of its name for no apparent reason?

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      Goo goo g'joob.
  119. Re:abuse of power by Shoeler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You express your anger with abuse of arbitrary power in a virtual realm by abusing your own arbitrary power, in your own personal virtual realm?

    I am disappointed in you. Please keep the petty bitching confined to livejournal.


    Wait - so he has spent time, probably a bit(or a lot) of his own money to build this site initially, and this is an abuse of power? That's bullshit. Mod me down if you must - I will not stand behind the cloak of anonymity to voice my disapproval of this rediculous statement. I won't even use my KB.

    If you build a site from the ground like /., you deserve to use it to opine on topics. It's his work capital, if you will. Those complaining about abuse of power are just jealous of that power. And based on my short time (har har) on /. (look at my number) I'd say he rarely uses that capital so he has a lot saved up.

  120. Terms of Use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have read the policies before agreeing to them. If you had, you would have seen that the naming restrictions have been there since day one. The fine print will get ya every time.

    -Jayce

  121. You're not alone by docgnome · · Score: 1

    You're not the onlyone who is attached to his psuedonym. I'd be mad too. I'd prolly quit playing.

    1. Re:You're not alone by docgnome · · Score: 1

      Damn you preview! You win again!

  122. Well if the prefix is the problem.. by borawjm · · Score: 1

    then why not change your name to "TacoCmdr"? You could be the Taco Commander!

  123. Woah! by dud83 · · Score: 1

    That's one really frikkin long post! I stopped reading after the third paragraph :/

  124. Me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been Anonymous Coward forever. You can see my posts all over the internet (I am very prolific).

  125. TacoCmdr? by camusflage · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't TacoCmdr be an option? Wait a second...

    Yes, Mr. Malda? My name is Huey Louie Dewey with the law firm of Dewey Cheatum and Howe. I represent The Tricon Corporation. They are asking you to cease and desist your outrageous infringement on their trademarked intellectual property, namely Taco Bell.

    --
    The truth about Scientology, Xenu, and you: Operation Clambake
  126. shouldn't have been surprising by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 1

    I quit WoW a few months back. I've heard lots of stories like this one from people on the WoW forums or elsewhere. A few of them really seemed unfair. This is not one of those. The name CmdrTaco does clearly violate their rules. Some of the more disturbing stories I heard were, for example, where some idiot GM would decide that someone's name was "unpronouncable" or that a certain gnome's name was just a little too cute. Those are really subjective. The fact that "Cmdr" is supposed to be a title is obvious, though.

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    -- dR.fuZZo
  127. Re:abuse of power by Vic+Metcalfe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally this reminded me of years gone by when Slashdot had more CmdrTaco in it. I didn't think it was petty; you said clearly that you weren't mad at Blizzard, you were just writing a short essay on attachment to online identities. I enjoyed it. Keep up the good work.

  128. Me Too!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Dark Age of Camelot I had the name 'Tiggle Bitties' taken away from me. After becoming 'Tiggle Jardan' I promptly changed my last name do 'Tiggle Bytties' the next day. No problems since...

  129. My name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My troll is called "Slashdot" and I have had a couple of comments so far. But not from GMs as far as I know.

    1. Re:My name... by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thats awesome- I thought about doing the same thing on my horde server. I loved the idea of a troll rogue named Slashdot ;)

      --
      Pants are still optional, but recommended for you.
    2. Re:My name... by PPGMD · · Score: 4, Informative
      CmdrTaco, I wanted to suggest a mod to ease your transistion to your new name. It's a mod written by a friend of mine sick of the usual, "Who's this?" when talking to alts.

      It prefixes all you chat converations with [$Selectedname]:

      It's called Incognito, it was on curse-gaming, but they haven't been up for a while, it's on our wiki, but I don't want to link that on /., but I assume that you can e-mail me or something if you are intrested.

    3. Re:My name... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, would you be willing to seel your /. account? I would kill for a (1).

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      DAMN YOU OCTODOG! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
    4. Re:My name... by saskboy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hi CmdrTaco,
      I see why you don't post on slashdot much as a commentor, you just got a bunch of silly moderators out giving you -1 Redundants and such. Have you had many -1 Troll moderations done to you?

      I'm happy I got "Saskboy" on Slashdot, it's the name I started using in Quake I, and tried to get it for eBay too but someone beat me to it, so I took the next best thing - computer_saskboy. Perhaps you could consider Violated_Taco as your backup identity name?

      --
      Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
    5. Re:My name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess a Troll named "Anonymous Coward" would be too obvious or subtle?

    6. Re:My name... by Slashdot · · Score: 1

      I am not your troll, fool. I am Slashdot. Do not pretend you know me.

    7. Re:My name... by CsiDano · · Score: 1

      Ok fine mod offtopic all you want, but parent sig is awesome, I love it, I want octodog!! I laughed my ass off when I saw it.

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      piss off
    8. Re:My name... by goldspider · · Score: 3, Funny

      I somehow managed to keep a Troll named "Goatse" off of the Everquest GMs' radar.

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      "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
    9. Re:My name... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was under the impression that Level 1 characters had really bad saving throws... why would you want that account!?!?

      --
      John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
    10. Re:My name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slashdot is not a trademarked name is it?
      I would find it fun if the owner of a trademark would get forced to change their name because of TM-violation. Or worse, what if you are actually ARE Michael Jackson....

      Unfortunately, you probably even cannot keep your name even if you own all rights to it. Worlds, even virtual ones, should not be owned by a company. I mean, imagine God being a corporation. That doesn't really work, would it?

      WoW can be an incredible fun game at times, but I absolutely hate it is owned by Blizzard. Which is the reason I do not own an account (although I do have a lvl 40 paladin).

    11. Re:My name... by Idealius · · Score: 1

      When it comes to accessorizing, and your name for a multiplayer game is just that: an accessory.. it's your first impression so even though it's just a silly name it still can matter for the social benefit. It's the same reason people wear gel in their hair and others don't, we have choice so we express ourselves however we like.

      I never had the problem with new account registrations already being taken because I picked I liked but was very original and obscure.

      BUT, on the topic of variations... they're just going to mock the beauty of the original, am I right?

      Your next best bet is to simply go with Taco, or something entirely different but equally inspiring to you.

    12. Re:My name... by clustersnarf · · Score: 1

      I'll sell you a UID 236 :P

    13. Re:My name... by nharmon · · Score: 1

      How much?

    14. Re:My name... by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1
      My troll is called "Slashdot" and I have had a couple of comments so far. But not from GMs as far as I know.
      The random generator gave me "Pornhand" at one point. I couldn't resist. Needless to say, that didn't last long.
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      People will pass up steak once a week, for crap every day.
    15. Re:My name... by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      id take that 236

      If i didnt have to change my name.

      I totaly understand what Taco was talking about with being attached to a pseudonym... fortunatly mines rather good so no ones ever got it :) but it does occasionaly wind up with irretreivable lost passwords or stuck part way through a registration proccess... but usualy a few well written emails and messages to the admins will sort things out. Anarchy Online promptly blasted a broken account off the servers to clear the name away for my use once i explained i was highly unlikely to ever play their game if forced to pick something else.

      If you have the proof its your name not many places actualy object to bending over backwards to make you stay... well if they dont they probably arent worth staying a customer or member of.

      That was what i think his problem was. that WoW gave him no chance to discuss or mediate his problem before being forced to give up his name.

      But seriously.. if i buy it is there a way to change the account name? :P

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      XML - A clever joke would be here if /. didn't mangle tag brackets.
    16. Re:My name... by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Funny

      I somehow managed to keep a Troll named "Goatse" off of the Everquest GMs' radar.

      C'mon, thats a bit of a stretch....

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      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    17. Re:My name... by goldspider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently you've never truly experienced the full guile or brutality of a skilled Goatse troll! The skill of an accomplished Goatse troll is measured by how many people they've gotten fired.

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      "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
    18. Re:My name... by Lucractius · · Score: 1

      perhaps something like "Stolen_Taco" theres something about a violated taco that just doesnt sound right....

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      XML - A clever joke would be here if /. didn't mangle tag brackets.
    19. Re:My name... by jschmuck · · Score: 1

      I have Slashdot on Centarius, a Tauren shaman, thought that was the best class to match the name. Rogues dont dot do they?

    20. Re:My name... by arpk4n3 · · Score: 1

      Well, so was Goatse, so it's obviously been done before...

    21. Re:My name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony made me change my character named Goatse in EQ2 - so i changed it to Lamigra, and the GM let me have that.

    22. Re:My name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      So when's the TripMaster getting the editor job? I guess Zonk won't be Bonked after all. ;)

      Seriously, though. Was he banned? He hasn't been posting as much lately. And why was his only accepted submission pulled?

      Maybe my tinfoil hat is too tight...please put my mind at ease.

    23. Re:My name... by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm surprised he wasn't arrested for being a receiver...

    24. Re:My name... by nCnt++ · · Score: 1

      What is better for the ego than getting modded +5? Getting a reply from CmdrTaco.

      --
      Have you ever noticed the best /. comments are long and the best Chuck Norris jokes are short?
    25. Re:My name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an ass..

    26. Re:My name... by nekoes · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, after trolling the WoW forums for about a year with a character named Goatse, they just yesterday caught on and demanded I change it the next time I log in. Oh well.

      All of my characters violate the naming conventions, and this is the first time I've ever been asked to change it. My main character's name describes a rather gross sex fetish, and I've had him all the way to level 60. People complain about it all the time in channel and I'm sure I've been reported multiple times, but to this day, I've never been asked (told) to change it. What gives?

      It just sucks that CmdrTaco had to have his name changed especially when there's more glaring infractions of the same stupid rule that are all overlooked. Oh well, he'll get over it I suppose.

      Do GM's ever do anything useful? They don't handle social problems well at all, and they can't help you with any ingame problems, bug related or not (I guess they do reset/repop bugged instances/mobs). But besides that what do they do besides hassle the playerbase? I wish GM's would be required to respond to harassment reports by informing the player of the /ignore function. That'd be more consistant with their policy of nonhelp, and actually go a long way improving their image among the people they harass.

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      Hey, it's my OPINION that dogs have eight legs and make a sound like a car horn every time they take a piss.
    27. Re:My name... by sniggly · · Score: 1
      imagine God being a corporation

      Wow some patent portfolio!

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      Of those to whom much is given, much is required.
    28. Re:My name... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Shit, those puns fucking stink!

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      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  130. Sounds like a horrible policy by djarum72 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any forced name changes should happen within a few weeks of signup, not months or years into it.

    And to those complaining about the editorial, didn't you suspect it was an editorial from the icon and from the lack of a submitters' quoted blurb? Seemed pretty clear to me, which meant reading CmdrTaco's experience was a choice. If it was lame in your opinion, make better choices next time. Don't tell me you read all of Katz' stuff, for instance!

    I for one have NO issues with CmdrTaco occasionally using it as a soapbox for personal yet Nerdly matters.

  131. Give me a break... by ehertlein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Been lurking in this place for years. Think its time to stop. When the board becomes the billboard for whining about WoW its time to stop reading. I don't need to see this crap here when I can get the same load of crap at the official WoW boards.

    learn 2 play

    1. Re:Give me a break... by gunnk · · Score: 1

      Like people have noted: it's Blizzard's world, so they get to make the rules and enforce the rules or not at their pleasure.

      Now, Slashdot is Rob's world (notice that UID of "1" next to "CmdrTaco"?). If he wants to rant here about WoW or parking tickets or fuzz between his toes he has the absolute right to do so. It's not like you have to read everything that gets posted, and it's not like he posts any sort of personal gripe more than once in a blue moon.

      Sometimes you just have to get it off your chest, and this is Rob's place to say whatever he pleases.

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      Life is short: void the warranty.
    2. Re:Give me a break... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1
      Courtesy of bash.org:
      prettykittikat: Im going 2 the club 2night
      Syric 2005: im going 2 lern 2 tipe 2nite 2
      prettykittikat: what?
      Syric 2005: Exactly
    3. Re:Give me a break... by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      Now, Slashdot is Rob's world (notice that UID of "1" next to "CmdrTaco"?).
      Whoa, wait a sec...

      Why isn't he uid 0?
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      Assume I was drunk when I posted this.
  132. I disagree completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's not using his /. moderator status to bitchlap anybody. He is using it to attempt to correct a wrong, the same wrong that someone who has no such position may be suffering from.

    It's no different than a black newspaper editor who experiences racism writing an editorial about it.

    It's not an abuse, it's a valid use.

    If I were Taco, I'd most likely quit. I dropped K5 when Jongular (an admin) launched a jihad against me for an article he didn't like. I was popular there; even Rusty was a fan. Was my bitching about it an abuse? Was my dropping the site publically an abuse?

    I don't think so. And I don't think Taco is abusing his position here, either.

    I also understand his position about the name, but it could be worse. It could be his REAL name he wasn't allowed to use.

    -mcgrew (the mind-reading capcha guy who "crapflooded" K5's front page as well as section pages for two years)

    coopers? what kind of mind reading is that?

  133. CmdrTaco=='Commander Taco'?..not 'Commodore Taco'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i always thought it was 'Commodore Taco'.

    hmm...learn something new everyday.

    ds

  134. Re:abuse of power by wigginz · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I think it's the title of the post that throws people off and think you're on a personal rant... I understand your intention, but I can see why others might not. Consider changing it to something more like a "newsworthy" title?

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    You may find my appearance and demeanor foolish, but it is you who plays the fool.
  135. Blizzard can't manage an MMO by weizur · · Score: 0

    If you read the naming standard it basicly allows them to proclaim any name is in violation and it must be changed. They leave several very ambiguous and contradictary requirements in there just for that purpose. Anyway I realized long ago that Blizzard can't manage an MMO and while all their games are great, WoW is their worst. I only hope starcraft 2 and diablo 3 are not MMOs

  136. Get over yourself by fukyoos · · Score: 1

    Boo fuckin hoo. Your name is lame and I personally wouldn't care if you ever where able to login. You are an ass.

  137. You have to put your money where your mouth is by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    "I don't think I'll quit WoW over this, but I will take away some lessons."

    If this is something that frustrates you so much, maybe you should quit WoW...$$$ is the only thing Blizzard cares about (like most other businesses). At some point you need to find your dealbreakers and breaking points and draw the line then and there. But that didn't happen here; otherwise *that* would have been a story!

  138. It's Just a game by jr748 · · Score: 1

    real life goes on...

  139. Re:abuse of power by AEton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot is his journal.

    True that. This is one of my favorite entries. :p

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  140. Give him a break by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's his forum. He makes the rules. He could cash the place out, if he wanted. Shut the servers down, tell everyone to go home.

    Plus, it isn't like he does this ALL the time.

    so I think I'll give him a pass on the occasional rant.

    Not that Blizzard would ever be so smart as to apologize or anything. I wonder if they care? (not)

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    1. Re:Give him a break by DAldredge · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. He just runs /., he doesn't own it anymore. He sold it some years back to OSDN.

    2. Re:Give him a break by Rycross · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't see why Blizzard should have to apologize. Their naming policy has been set since the start of the game, and Taco's name clearly violated several parts of it (no titles, must be pronouncable, must not have several "words" stringed together). Ignorance of the rules is no excuse.

    3. Re:Give him a break by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's his site, so that means users aren't allowed to complain? That's idiotic. It's like saying you can't complain about the food in a restaurant because it's the cook's restaurant.

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    4. Re:Give him a break by Surt · · Score: 1

      Blizzard doesn't care. In fact i'd lay odds that CmdrTaco got busted specifically because of who he is. There are more than enough blizzardites with at least one negative slashdot experience that I'd be surprised to learn if this wasn't a little payback.

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    5. Re:Give him a break by Alien54 · · Score: 1
      It's his site, so that means users aren't allowed to complain?

      While sombody has to complain, it can indicate (not always) something unusually small such as hat size or something.

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    6. Re:Give him a break by oboreruhito · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they care? (not)

      I dunno, /. users do tend to spend all their time between news posts playing WoW. That's a lot of subscriber money if they all decide to revolt, say to the kuro5hin MMORPG.

    7. Re:Give him a break by jerkychew · · Score: 1

      "He could cash the place out, if he wanted. Shut the servers down, tell everyone to go home."

      I don't think his employers would appreciate that.

    8. Re:Give him a break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need your stinking CmdrTacos. We got a pass.

    9. Re:Give him a break by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 1

      It's his forum. He makes the rules. He could cash the place out, if he wanted. Shut the servers down, tell everyone to go home.

      It isn't his. He sold it years ago. He couldn't do that. Posting what he did is unprofessional as it is.

      I think I'll give him a pass on the occasional rant.

      Yes, but HE HAS A BLOG TOO. Why can't he put this THERE? THIS IS A BLOG POST! All it needs is a "Mood: Crushed / Music: The Cure" pair in small font somewhere.

      Jesus.

      - A.P.

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  141. Front Page belly aching? by qualico · · Score: 1

    Wonder if this would have made front page on digg.com.
    Common, belly aching over a game?

    This is *not* why I come to Slashdot.

    Pull yourself together man!

  142. Re:abuse of power by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Thanks for saying it! Slashdot has always been my soapbox. It was my soapbox before any of you read it. And it still is. I just choose not to use it as often today as I did 8 years ago. But I felt that this was important enough to talk about.

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  143. Re:Say what? by therealjlowery · · Score: 1

    I'm glad we (the collective mind of realjlowery) don't care about people's names or feelings (: We shall control the world, bitches!

  144. Re:Um, am I the only one? by xtracto · · Score: 1
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  145. agreed. by HaDAk · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco, i agree wholeheartedly. I LOVE my nick. HaDAk. it's original. i designed it myself. it's my own. and i'm pissed when i can't register hadak.com, hadak.net, or hadak.org. i'm pissed when someone else has used it to register for a forum. maybe not pissed, but... i don't like it. i agree: it is like having a warm blanket. i agree with you, and i understand where you're coming from.

    1. Re:agreed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, it's warm because you peed in it with all the excitement...

    2. Re:agreed. by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      I love the alternating caps, I wish I would've thought of that...

    3. Re:agreed. by llefler · · Score: 1

      I love the alternating caps, I wish I would've thought of that...

      It wouldn't matter. Proper casing in one of the few rules enforced programatically. He would be known as Hadak.

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  146. Nobody cares. by millennial · · Score: 0, Troll

    Rob,
    I'm sure you have a blog somewhere. This is "News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters." Not "The Whiny Blog of Rob Malda." Seriously. Go post this somewhere else, and quit posting stories that serve no purpose other than to get pageviews for your ads.
    Sincerely,
    Everyone who saw through this article

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    1. Re:Nobody cares. by Pitr · · Score: 1

      Please don't presume to speak for me, or the other readers. You chose to read the article, go be mad at yourself. It's not like he's complaining about the length of the lines at the local gas station, and it's not like he writes six opinion pieces a week about random BS.

      If you pay attention, you'll note that there's a theme running through the article, and a point at the end, which have nothing to do with Rob's misfortune. The article is about accountability, balance in online games/communities, and putting serious thought into decisions that affect people you'll never actually see. Perhapse the article should have ended with, "Y'see, I learned something today...". But I thought it was clear enough.

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    2. Re:Nobody cares. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I learned something today too. CmdrTaco is a baby when it comes to not getting his way. He broke the rules so he should pay the price and stop complaining. This isn't a story which should have been posted here as it is his little rant about how his "identity" in a world that doesn't even exsist was taken away by the "bad" GMs. If he hadn't broken the rule to begin with it wouldn't be an issue.

    3. Re:Nobody cares. by millennial · · Score: 1

      He may not do it often, but when he posts PERSONAL narratives on a NEWS site, he's pandering to the advertisers. Period.

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  147. that's nothing by J0nne · · Score: 1

    My nick online is usually 'Jonne' (because that's what people IRL call me), but because that's apparently a real name in some parts of the world, it's always taken when I want to register, forcing me to use 1337 sp34k to at least get something similar...

    And it always turns out that the user that took the name never even uses his account, and was probably made up by the site creator to inflate member numbers (ok, that's not true).

    Anyway, 1337 sp34k is always the solution, so just change your name to CmdrT4c0 and forget about it...

  148. Re:abuse of power by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
    How is it an abuse of power? Is there some law written somewhere that you cannot say WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT on an Website you yourself created?

    Not yet - but the UN wants to someday be in charge of "these here Internets".

  149. Find something else to do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, of course, posting about it on your website is another recourse. Negative public-relations for Blizzard might get the job done.

    You could probably get the Council for American-Islamic Relations to declare Jihad on the company. It worked for animal-rights activists in Britain, forcing the company to relocate to the United States (investor privacy laws), so I'd imagine that a full-out declaration by Iran's president would deter investors and employees of Blizzard. CAIR is funded by all the feudal governments over there in the middle east, so they can certainly get help from the rulers.

    Gotta get some deterrance in there, now, before Blizzard becomes as large as Microsoft. Declare Jihad Now! (DJN)

    [My security word is "echelon". Which is actually kind of funny, because Echelon is probably flagging this post for human scrutiny, right now. It ends up working out for everyone. The NSA guys get to keep their jobs if there's plenty of "possible communication traffic".]

  150. Treated very badly, but still can't stop? by Adammil2000 · · Score: 1

    You've been treated very badly, yet you cannot put the game down? You should give that little tidbit more thought than why they forced a name change on you...

  151. Aliases versus IDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    how could developers, if they so chose, account for this to minimize any negative impact

    Have the unique ID be a number, and have any actual names just be aliases/labels on top of this number. That way the alias can change, but your identity is still intact.

    1. Re:Aliases versus IDs by Kelson · · Score: 1

      It does -- the issue is that in WoW other people only know you by your name, not by your stats, armor, or database key.

      You can walk up to someone and say "Hey, it's XYZ, the GMs made me change my name," but they won't recognize you until you tell them. It's like playing with an alt (in games that allow you more than one character), except for the fact that an alt is voluntary and you can go back to the other character whenever you want.

  152. Why You... by devmage · · Score: 1

    What bugs me the most is the inconsistency in which they apply the rules. It seems like I run into dumbasses all the time with offending or lame names. Yet I always read the story about the GM who took someones name that was barely in violation of the name rule. Tehnically you don't have a title in your name. cmdr is not a title, it doesn't even contain any vouls. I also complete agree that with what little power a GM has they seem to wield is with impunity. You have no recourse what so ever. I enjoy WoW quite a bit, I'm even going to Blizcon Friday. Sometimes though they make me crazy :)

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  153. Re:Boo Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a useless article to match a useless site.

    What a useless post.

  154. How about trying... by bmac · · Score: 1

    WasCmdrTaco

    I don't think 'Was' is an honorific :-)

    Of course, I don't play WoW, so it may be
    impossible to change your name now.

    Peace & Blessings,
    bmac

  155. Sorry, but no petitions by Cranst0n · · Score: 1

    Well, I for one am glad that i'm not playing WoW and instead City of Heroes. At least there I can do a /petition if something like that happens and get a real answer, and some people have even gotten their names back. Plus they don't have anything preventing use of a title in the name.

    Personally it sounds like support for the game is poor if they don't have an easy way for you to get in touch with them. Plus did you get an in game e-mail (if they have it) explaining why it happened. Sorry man, but thats typical big business for you.

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  156. Paladin DPS FTW! by hpavc · · Score: 1

    Lol, now is your chance to reroll a real character.

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  157. Happens to alot of people by PPGMD · · Score: 1
    My name got nerfed in Early-Jan. I found it funny since I had a form of this nick since I was playing Descent and Warcraft on Kali, and used it on all games since then, including all Blizzard games on Battle.net.

    They gave me a random generated name, haven't changed it since, even though I had the option (couldn't think of a good nick, I have always been PPGMD). Thus I am Morna a Night Elf Hunter, at least in WoW.

    I also found it funny, that the GMs were so worried about a name, but all they do is reply with form letters can any real problems with WoW. Not much I can do, and I have fun playing with my friends in game.

    Cya in the Core.

  158. While you don't feel famous... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    It's nice to have a place where you can voice a complaint that might actually be read :)

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  159. Perhaps.. by keyne9 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps, in the future, you should simply read and follow the rules set forth upon the game-world? This is akin to saying, "Hey, I was suspended due to cursing in General Chat! WTF? There are rules against doing that?"

  160. Re:abuse of power by Rayonic · · Score: 1

    Don't mind the haters, Taco. (Though I did think the article was a bit long.)

    Also, your name violation probably stood out because of its quasi-famousness. They probably would have left you alone if they new you were the real CmdrTaco, even if that isn't fair to other name violators.

  161. Dumb names and knowningly skirting the policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Firt off, CmdrTaco is a stupid in-game name. I for one am happy that Blizz has a somewhat strict naming policy. I wish they would take it even further. Nothing kills the mood of a FANTASY game more than when you run by someone with a stupid, immature name.

    And no, this is not about RolePlaying. I am not suggesting that people run around speaking in "thees" and "thous" or taking on the personality of their characters. I'm just suggesting they take the time to come up with a name that is slightly better than Commander Taco.

    Also, how did you not figure out what the problem with your name was? It is right smack in their naming policy. You should have just read it... instead of feigning ignorance.

    As for your friend Marilyn Hanson. I know, you know, your friend knows, and the GM probably knew as well, what that name is an attempt to do. Stop playing dumb and stop trying to edge up as close to the polcies as possible, and maybe you wont lose your names.

    Moral of the story seems to be, pick appropriate names to begin with and you wont have to vent on /.

  162. His ridiculous EQ friend by bonch · · Score: 0

    From the "story":

    A friend of mine actually quit Everquest over a forced name change. His name was Marilyn Hanson and while fighting something he was disconnected without warning. When he returned, his name had been changed to a randomly generated one. When he asked GM, he was told that he could not have celebrity name. When my friend asked who Marilyn Hanson was, the GM could not answer, but instead just said arguing wouldn't matter. My friend quit EQ that day.

    Marilyn Hanson is an obvious reference to both Marilyn Manson and the group Hanson. Your friend OBVIOUSLY knew that. The GM didn't want to argue because he realized your friend is one of those hair-splitting assholes--"Marilyn Hanson isn't an actual person and you can't name him! Heavens no, who is Marilyn Manson? Who is Hanson? My name clearly had nothing to do with them whatsoever and I resent the accusation...*snicker*"

    This is stupid. CmdrTaco has the "Cmdr" prefix, as in Commander. This is not that big a freakin' deal.

    1. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Marilyn Manson is an obvious reference to Marilyn Monroe and Charles Manson... Your point is??????

    2. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      It was a celebrity name/reference, as stated by the GM, against the rules. Reading comprehension...it's a good thing.

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    3. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they've ever kicked a genuine celebrity from EQ for using their own name. It'd be hilarious if CmdrTaco had got kicked for that reason...

    4. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by SnowZero · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is stupid. CmdrTaco has the "Cmdr" prefix, as in Commander. This is not that big a freakin' deal.

      Or rather, it wouldn't have been big deal if they didn't let him register the account. However, he got the name, played for months, and then was forced to change it.

      I wouldn't have been too unhappy about not getting my preferred gmail address, but I'd be pretty annoyed at this point if someone came along and said I had to change it. If its really as simple as not having specific names, then the "Cmdr" prefix should be auto-blacklisted and you shouldn't be able to register it at all.

    5. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I suppose if he'd named himself John Smith he'd be in violation because it could be seen as a combination of John Lennon and Will Smith. (Never mind that IMDB has 40 identical matches to the name "John Smith", some of them actors, resulting in them being numbered from I to XL.)

      So practically all real names are banned, and then if you're not sufficiently creative in choosing your name (within rigidly defined areas of creativity) you're banned. And really any adjective could be read as a title, so out they go too.

      "The Zaphod Beeblebrox?"
      "No, just a Zaphod Beeblebrox; didn't you hear I come in six-packs?"

      So come up with a readable, unique, pronounceable name (i.e. must contain a sufficient number of vowels) that doesn't violate any of our secret rules, and do it in 4 to 8 characters.

      Then there's the unreality of having a world where you knew there could not possibly be another person with your exact same name.

      "Where's the jerk who's calling himself The Tick?!"
      "I am that jerk! Who wants to know?"

      The name I wanted here already exists... and has apparently never been used. But I suspect I created that account long ago, forgot its password, and registered it to an e-mail address that I no longer possess and probably bounces. I wish there was a way I could claim it. I don't care about the lower ID number, just the name.

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    6. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      Just out of curiousity, what if Taco's friend was, in fact, Marilyn Hanson? It's not like it's a terribly unlikely name -- there's at least one woman of that name in White Hall, NY, according to WhitePages.com, another in Spokane, a third in Omaha, a fourth in Grants Pass, OR, another in Biggs, CA...are they all just Manson / Hanson fans?

      There's also a Marilyn Manson living in Marlborough, MA. When I was a kid, my grandmother lived across the street from a quiet woman (worked as a seamstress, as I recall) named Linda Lovelace. I don't know that she ever even saw a porn movie.

      There's an additional irony awaiting any of the various Ms Hanson or Mansons mentioned above -- these are likely the names they acquired at birth or through marriage, while Marilyn Manson the musician simply uses this as a stage name, and could later drop it (perhaps replacing it with a glyph.)

      Of course, I'm one of those incredibly dull people who use their own names.

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    7. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be thinking of Marilyn Manson, not Marilyn Hanson. Marilyn Hanson is, apparently, a satirical web page devoted to an imaginary band that combines Marilyn Manson and the group Hanson.

      See, you're as clueless as the GM. Dumbass.

    8. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      So you admit Marilyn Hanson is a celebrity name? Idiot.

      Next.

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    9. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a reference to two celebrity names, you clever kitten.

    10. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Someone should change your nick from "Overly Critical Guy" to "Overly Braindead Guy".

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    11. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by empaler · · Score: 1

      Maybe he should try reading the TOS before he agrees to them.

    12. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. Sorry, you are. "John Smith" isn't an instantly recognizable celebrity name, which is what was against the rules.

      If you honestly believe "Marilyn Hanson" is not an obvious play off of Marilyn Manson mixed with Hanson...you're an idiot.

      It would be like naming yourself "William Shatnner" or "Gorge Bush."

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    13. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiousity, what if Taco's friend was, in fact, Marilyn Hanson?

      What would that matter? Marilyn Hanson is an obvious play off of Marilyn Manson, and recognizable celebrity names aren't allowed.

      Even if Taco's male friend somehow was named "Marilyn" and his last name was "Hanson" to coincidentally make his name rhyme with "Marilyn Manson," it wouldn't matter. He'd have to choose a different name. Someone named "Gwen Stefani" couldn't use their name either. Nor could a "Peter Parker."

      End of story. Get over it. Next.

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    14. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by tdelaney · · Score: 1

      In Ankh-Morpork, there were hundreds of women who listed their profession as "seamstress". Oh - and two needles.

    15. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Parodying a celebrity name is not using a celebrity name. What if CmdrTaco's friend's name really was Marilyn Hanson? What if my name really is Michael Bolton? Just because no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys shouldn't mean my Level 10 Orc can't be named Michael Bolton. And they way you have it, I won't even have the option of being Mike Bolton, or even Mike Boltedon. I'd have to go with something opposite and stupid like Speaker Nutsoff.

      Oh, damn. Speaker is a title too! Damn. Damn damn DAMN!

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    16. Re:His ridiculous EQ friend by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      How 'bout the famous Gwen Stefani? Is she also barred from the name because it's famous?

      Yeah, these are only the rules of a game, and Gwen Stefani, or Marilyn Hanson, can simply take her business elsewhere, but it seems to me that these rules are applied somewhat capriciously. It doesn't sound like there's a list of forbidden names, and if there were it wouldn't help because a name can be barred because it resembles a forbidden name. A name that might be famous to you might be completely obscure to me ("Well, duh! 'Overly Critical Guy' is obviously a reference to Guy Coverly Ritical, the 1935 All-England Cribbage Champion"), or the game people might even be wrong ("What are you talking about? Everybody knows Humphrey Grant! He played Sam Spade in Casablanca, for God's sake! He was bigger than Clark Google! ")

      And then, on top of everything else, they apply these rules, not when the player asks for the name but at some later date, leaving open the possibility that another admin will allow the name to someone else after you've established a reputation...well, nothing like a series of racist rants signed "Overly Critical Guy", right? I'm sure you wouldn't mind.

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  163. The problem is right here by EllisDees · · Score: 1

    >I don't think I'll quit WoW over this, but I will take away some lessons.

    If you are so upset over this, vote with you feet and wallet. There are plenty of MMORPGs out there, and I'm sure most of them won't have a problem with your name being 'Cmdr Taco'. If you're not willing to do the only thing you really can, it all comes off as whining.

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    1. Re:The problem is right here by bconway · · Score: 1

      Time to do some research. _Every_ MMORPG has a naming policy comparable to Blizzard's. What kind of _roleplaying_ game has characters running around named "CmdrTaco"? The policy is there for a reason, and every game I've played has enforced them strictly, as they should. If you want your name to be DumbRetard, play a first person shooter.

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    2. Re:The problem is right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been playing as Captain Stench on Anarchy Online for a while now. Hasn't been a problem.

  164. Re:abuse of power by xtracto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, after you stated your comment it was quickly at a +5 insightful moderation. Now I can see it with 20% troll and 10% Overrated (with just 4, Insighful). Lets see how the moderation system works here... maybe those "secret powers" make this comment go down to oblivion

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  165. Nonsense. by Bozdune · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is no different than Dvorak bitching about Photoshop, or MOG bitching about PJ, or PJ bitching about anyone she perceives as anti-FOSS. Taco has a platform, he'll use it to talk about whatever he wants to talk about, and you're free to stop listening if you want to. Furthermore, you didn't NEED to read the editorial, did you? It was perfectly obvious what he was going to say from the convenient summary on the front page.

  166. Re:abuse of power by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
    Believe me that was not my intent, nor do I want it to appear as such. I don't honestly care if blizzard reads this article or not. And I certainly don't expect to get my nickname back.

    Nonetheless, was this the place to post about it? You know what Slashdot's capable of. Hundreds of thousands of posters, countless lurkers, and even a small percentage taking it upon themselves to avenge a perceived wrong can cause havoc. Remember what happened to Alan Ralsky?

    I strongly suspect Blizzard might be about to get some undeserved grief from the Slashdot Horde now. Not your intent, perhaps, to use Slashdot as a lever against them, but this is a very probable and predictable consequence. So: was this the place? Shouldn't this have gone on a personal blog, rather than the Slashdot front page?

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  167. Re:abuse of power by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    It's your site. Rant if you want. It's your personality that built this place. It should show through at times.

  168. Shouldn't that be... by Des+Herriott · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you're playing WoW, you deserve everything you get.

  169. Way to /whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The naming policy is really easy to read. You should try that out sometime.

    Why didn't you just name yourself Taco and get promoted up to Commander? Then your name would look less stupid l33tkiddy.

    In conclusion: Cry more, n00b.

  170. It's fine by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has also been a rule in EverQuest for a very, very long time.

    In response to Taco's claim that "Cmdr" is not one of the PvP ranks, I would just mention that "Commander" is, in fact, such a rank - it's the third highest rank, and the server I play on only has five of them at the moment.

    In other words, whine more, noob.

    1. Re:It's fine by goldspider · · Score: 1

      However the correct abbreviation of Commander is "CDR", not "CMDR".

      Mr. Taco, if you wish to continue the matter with the Blizzard GMs, here's your ammo :)

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    2. Re:It's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's just CR. In the military we have a term for your "ammo". We call it "dry fire". You really do need step away from the computer and quit googling for all your information...

    3. Re:It's fine by goldspider · · Score: 2

      That's funny, I work for the Navy, and all of our correspondence to Commanders has "CDR" in front of their names.

      Are you going to suggest that the entire Supply Corps is doing it wrong?

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    4. Re:It's fine by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Although we assume "cmdr" means "commander", there are certainly other things it could stand for, such as "Commodore", "Cammalder" (not a real word) , or any other real and imaginary names. Ironically you could get round the moderation system by naming yourself bevelhebberTaco (try commander in Dutch) or anything else that is not English centric.

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    5. Re:It's fine by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      We all know civilians on /. know more about the Navy than people in the Navy or even the Navy itself. Perhaps not...

    6. Re:It's fine by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      And comically, that looks like a tautology; bever /and/ taco in the same name! (just try saying it in english...maakt niet uit dat het correct nederlands is :P)

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    7. Re:It's fine by elBart0 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is CDR, at least in the Navy, which (in the US at least) is the only service to have Commander as an officer rank. Take a look here, if you don't believe me: http://www.history.navy.mil/books/OPNAV20-P1000/C. htm Granted the book in citation there is WW2 abbreviations, but, having been in the Navy since then, and having a brother who is a Commander, I can tell you the CDR remains the abbreviation for Commander in the Navy. And while we're at it there's also: LCDR -- Lieutenant Commander. Perhaps you are confusing a commander (leader of an operation) with Commander (a naval rank, O5 = to a Lieutenant Colonel in the Army/ AF/ MC)?

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  171. At least by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    At least Taco didnt slashdot them into submission by linking to them.

    Hats off to you, Supreme Commander of teh Legions of Slashbots!

  172. Not only the Horde... by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 2

    Paladins are annoying for the Alliance too :)

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      Yeah, they just won't DIE. Wait, is that the problem you alliance have too, or is it something else?

    2. Re:Not only the Horde... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      AARG! We can't kill anything either! So what if we take forever to die? That's the only thing we have going for us!

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  173. Good question, bad example by advid · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If the idea of MMORPG social circles seems trivial or unimportant to you, what about something like a seller's account on eBay? In a digital world when all someone has to go on is the reputation of your "unique ID," what happens when that ID changes such that it is no longer recognizable as you?


    Good question, bad example.

    eBay's feedback system is an attempt to formalize the intangiable reputation-of-names system. It works well; I don't really care who I'm buying from, so long as they have decent positive feedback. If eBay assigned every seller a new random name with every auction, it wouldn't affect my use of the site.

    A better example, in my opinion, is your URL. People spent quite a while building identity around their website, and if you have to change that URL then all that effort is lost.
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    1. Re:Good question, bad example by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      I feel differently, i will quite often buy again from sellers who have given me good service before and i`l be more patient with a buyer who has bought from me before...
      Also if you had random usernames, what if someone signs up a boatload of bogus accounts, buys valueless phantom items from a malicious account and gives positive feedback.. You`d be buying from a malicious user with reasonable feedback, and couldn`t verify the buyers.

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    2. Re:Good question, bad example by Se7enLC · · Score: 1

      If you search on eBay for a particular item and find it, your model works - people only care about if the seller they found is reliable and trustworthy.

      HOWEVER

      A lot of eBay sellers depend on their username / store name as it is the recognizable name and address for their business. (and it is the URL for many). I agree with the URL - they would lose a lot of business and all the effort they put into building up the name.

      Consider also that MMORPG economy has become much more tangible in the last few years. People can actually make real money by buying and selling wares on game auction sites. Even character sales! Imagine what a character named CmdrTaco would go for on eBay? He should file a suit against Blizzard for the estimated auction sale and claim that he intended to sell the character.

    3. Re:Good question, bad example by Kelson · · Score: 1

      In part, this is because a multiplayer game is inherently social, while an online auction is primarily commercial. In an eBay transaction, it all comes down to three things: Will the buyer pay in a reasonable time? Will the seller ship in a reasonable time? Is the item as advertised? Your interactions with the other users are very limited in scope, and your chances of running into the same person repeatedly are rather small unless the market you're shopping in is very select. You're more likely to encounter an entirely new person and try to gauge the answers to those questions by looking at feedback than to run into someone you already know by name.

      By contrast, in a game you need to know not only whether the other player has the capabilities you need for a mission, but whether you can stand working with him and whether the mission will actually be fun. You can't get that from stats, but you can get it by recognizing the name of someone you've played with before.

  174. The Horrible Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While it is horrible that the GM changed your name, and there is very little if any recourse other than posting on the blizzard main boards about it.

    It is worse to realize that Blizzard doesn't actively go through the names.. Face it.. Someone reported you.

    1. Re:The Horrible Reality by briancarnell · · Score: 1

      Posting on Blizzard support forums? Riiight. WoW is amazing, but Blizzard support absolutely sucks. Almost completely non-communicative, and the people they have assigned to post officially to forums appear to be volunteers as they are frequnelty even more whiney and immature than the players.

  175. Growing issue with Blizzard on WoW by ZebadiahC · · Score: 1

    After their PR-type response to Slashdot's questions and CmdrTaco's run-in, it just seems that they will not extend any human intervention into what goes on behind the scenes or allow any insight to the people who can talk some sense about this.

    They seem to increasingly distance themselves, whoever they are, from the game.

    Oh Well, it will eventually turn on them. There will be a time when enough of the players will turn their back on it due to its lack of response to the customer. Arbitrary rulings by GM's, lloooonnngggg queue times, etc.

  176. Blah Blah by craznar · · Score: 1

    And Hotmail deleted my e-mail account without telling me, yahoo wont give me back my account that I've had for years (yes - craznar is me the world over).

    It comes down to a simple fact - did you break the rules that were there when you signed up, however stupid they were ?

    If the answer is yes - then you are to blame for your loss of identity.

    I think complaining about them taking the freakin' servers down once a week in peak time is something worth of headlines.

    Anyway - when they ban brand names, then I'll be screwed :)

    Signing off

    Schwartzkopf@Proudmore.WoW

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  177. policies and quitting. . . by heller · · Score: 1

    Rob,
    You vote with your money. You say you disagree and don't like it, yet you continue giving them your money. Despite your big whiney complaint, you have OKed their policies. Your EQ quitting friend had it right. He took said "I don't agree so you don't get my money". You say "You get my money, so I agree.".

    Sorry. Your complaint is lost on me, I have no sympathy for you.

    ** Martin

  178. Boo. Hoo. by SmokeSerpent · · Score: 0, Troll

    nuff said

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  179. Re:abuse of power by CmdrTaco · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Most of the personal email has been positive. I appreciate the words of support. I'm glad some people here got what I was aiming for out of this essay. I didn't really think this article was as much about Warcraft as some other readers do.

    I'd write more, but I'm fairly busy these days. And honestly it's hard for me to write unless I feel something personally. I don't want to just phone it in.

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  180. "Cmdr" isn't standard by four12 · · Score: 1

    "CDR" is the standard abbreviation for "Commander". "Cmdr" means nothing.

  181. RE: Name change by slicknick1986 · · Score: 1

    its fine, learn 2 play.

  182. Join the club... by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 1

    I started playing WoW when it first came out... and I would like to think I helped out Blizzard a lot by reporting numerous bugs and being as helpful as I could to the GMs that were trying to figure out what the cause was.

    One such case, after reporting the bug and doing a few tests with the GM that were very annoying (deleting of WoW config files that forced me to redo my settings afterwards) the GM said "by the way, do you know your name violates our naming policy?" I knew I was in for it then, but I didn't know how bad.

    The GM changed the name on my PC, from "TheCraiggers" to "Corona" or something like it. Also went through and changed the names of my other characters. He was quite rude in telling me to log out after his change. He told me all my friends and giuldmates would automagically convert to my new name... this was not the case... all my friends had to re-add me. He also said he would send an email with instructions on how to change my new name... this email never came.

    A week went by, and I sent a letter of complaint to customer support asking where the email was. I was very tired of my new stupid name. I never got a reply.

    A few more days went by, and I sent a letter of complaint to the customer support-support... the department that deals with complaints pertaining to GMs and Blizzard support explaining what happened and that I've been very disappointed in the service, and threatened to leave if I didn't get some resolution. Never got a reply to that, either.

    So, I left the game, and sold my copy of WoW to somebody else (this was back when you couldn't find it in stores). I told them on the 'crying peon' page why I left and how cruddy their support was. I don't think I'll ever play WoW again.

    I'm actually kinda happy Taco is posting this on a large public forum. I don't have enough clout to force blizzard to change their ways, but maybe he does.

    1. Re:Join the club... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, this is a large PRIVATE forum. I'm glad he posted it as well.

  183. suggestion by mrlatito · · Score: 1

    How about: thecharacterformerlyknownasCMDRTACO or maybe you could just get the prince symbol.

    1. Re:Suggestion by briancarnell · · Score: 1

      If he's on an RP server, that's one thing. But if he's not, the change is stupid.

  184. Naming online. by nebanbomb · · Score: 0

    If and when you decide to join any site that requires a user or screen name ensure that the name can be traced back to you eventually and for the purposes of legal action is not yours nor the name of someone else. When choosing a screen name ensuring that it is unpronoucable in english ensures that any titles are not recognized as such and that persons will be unable to refer to your screen name in the course of their daily audio conversation. My personal preference is \**/. If you must choose something pronouncable for *censored*'s sake make sure that it doesn't contain titles or refernces to any item of pop culture, history or other variable that would make your appearance to be lower than your current cognitive capacity. Happy identity creation.

  185. Re:abuse of power by TelevisioSledgicus · · Score: 0

    "tried not to write in an aggressive tone"

    I interpret this as you having to go against your instinct, which would have been in an aggressive tone. Which makes sense, I'm sure you were/are pissed off... no need to rationalize, emotions are the antipathy of rational.

    And I'm right there with you... do you think my normal handle is TelevisioSledgicus? Hell no, I just got fed up trying to come up with something close to my original handle. I'm in the same boat with you regarding virtual aliases and identities, as I'm sure are many others that have been using the internet since the dark ages.

    But what can you do, there is no patent system for online aliases to say who came up with the handle first, and I really don't think there should be. Even if we went to real names, there are a mass of John Smiths and John Lees on this planet, so there's no solution there.

    Is there a solution? I don't know, but I do understand your "pain".

  186. Be glad you're not in Germany by oneiros27 · · Score: 1
    There's a committee in Germany that reviews names (so kids don't have to deal with dumbass parents who name them 'Moon Unit'). WSJ had an article a couple weeks back, but it's past the free viewing time:
    http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB112907965275 566222-lMyQjAxMDE1MjE5MjAxNzI5Wj.html
    They also outlaw non-gender specific names and last names w/ hypens)

    They've been known to force people to change their name.
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    1. Re:Be glad you're not in Germany by east+coast · · Score: 1

      so kids don't have to deal with dumbass parents who name them 'Moon Unit'

      Frank Zappa was a great man, you asshole!

      Oh, the humanity!

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    2. Re:Be glad you're not in Germany by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

      Okay ... how about 'Moxie Crimefighter', then?

      (I'm a big fan of the father, but there are some names that you make you think 'dumbass parents')

      It makes me think of 'A Boy Called Sue'

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    3. Re:Be glad you're not in Germany by east+coast · · Score: 1

      It was kind of a joke but kind of not. Don't take it too seriously.

      I'm a big fan of Frank too.

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  187. Screen Names by Wedge1212 · · Score: 1

    I've had my Name Wedge1212 for 10 years now. It was my first screen name back on AOHELL when I wasnt a full fledge geek. Now when I go places on the web and I cant use Wedge1212 I get pissed off too. But then I just pick something else and go about my business :) oh well.

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  188. Get a Life? by Frankie70 · · Score: 1

    I think you need to get a life.

  189. Re:abuse of power by techsoldaten · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Um... I was unaware Slashdot was a moderated forum sticking strictly to a set of germane topics. If Taco wants to publish complaints about an in-game problem, it's his forum and if you don't like it go read Digg, Technocrat, or Kuro5hin.

    I had the exact same thing happen to me, I ran into the same bureaucracy trying to fix the problem, and it made me feel exactly the same way. While Taco's article is written from a personal perspective, this is more than just some cheap blog post. There is a faceless bittwiddler from Blizzard out there giving people a hard time for using names they have used everywhere else, and no way to reign him in.

    M

  190. I have the same thing with my name by silasthehobbit · · Score: 1

    It's not as if there's that many people called Silas in the real world anyway, but if I can't get silasthehobbit as my nick then I'll probably not join the channel\game\email. It may sound petty, but that's who I am online, and have been for about 12 years.

    It's not who I am IRL (although I am planning on having just the name Silas - no surname whatsoever) but I kinda live most of my life online now, and if I couldn't be "me" then I probably would have the same reaction as you.

    You have my sympathies.

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  191. Just the facts, man by Gorphrim · · Score: 1

    Early in Taco's post:
    First of all, the reason that my account is in violation is that my name contains a title prefix. It took dozens of inquiries to get that explained.

    Later:
    They wouldn't even tell me what was wrong with my nickname until after a half dozen inquiries of why.

    (emphasis mine in both cases)

    Sorry, but exaggerating the facts, and not being consistent about them, just makes it look like Taco is trolling for sympathy, and it makes me wonder what other "facts" in his story are unreliable.

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    1. Re:Just the facts, man by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Interesting

      To be fair I'm not exactly sure how long it took. 10 minutes maybe? The GM apparently had to talk to his supervisor before telling me it was the prefix that was the problem. I type pretty fast, so it might have been 8-10 lines of me asking various questions, it might have been like 25. I also explained to the GM that I was a journalist, and i would like to write a story about attachment to on-line identity, and asking to get contact information with someone with some authority so I could get some quotes or feedback for this article. I don't know if he wasn't taking me seriously, or if he thought I was just trying to threaten him. None of that was my intent, but as everyone who communicates via a chat system knows, subtleties of communication are often lost when translated to line-by-line text ;)

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    2. Re:Just the facts, man by dzfoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >> but as everyone who communicates via a chat system knows, subtleties of communication are often lost when translated to line-by-line text

      Right. That must be the reason why human interactions, relationships, and perhaps even the entire scope of civilization could never advance until emoticons were invented.

          -dZ.

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    3. Re:Just the facts, man by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wanted to reply with just an emoticon, but I got my own damn lameness filter ;)

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    4. Re:Just the facts, man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "line-by-line text ;)"

      I don't get it, why are you flirting with me? I thought you were married.

    5. Re:Just the facts, man by billybob2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      :P

    6. Re:Just the facts, man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just an emoticon
      What happened to the lameness filter there?

      Grandparent: Lucky for you there was no lameness filter when you posted the article!

      Oh, shit, GP is the big cheese, isn't he?

      He's reading this, isn't he?

      He can see who I really am, even as AC, can't he?

      I'm sorry Rob - I didn't mean it%#)!*&$@(*#&(#@&*(!@# NO CARRIER

    7. Re:Just the facts, man by Tamerlan · · Score: 1

      Rob, did you actually tell GM that you are _real_ CmdrTaco. Geez, "Rob Malda" is on your credit card. He (or she, but unlikely) may well be an avid reader of Slashdot. If I was GM and Slashdot reader I'd buff you immediately :)

    8. Re:Just the facts, man by geekoid · · Score: 1

      if by 'emote icons' you mean 'body language' then yes, you are correct.

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    9. Re:Just the facts, man by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " If I was GM and Slashdot reader I'd buff you immediately :)"

      T.M.I

      really way, way too much T.M.I.

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    10. Re:Just the facts, man by liamcaden · · Score: 1

      I prefer T.M.F.I. Just gets the point across with the extra letter.. Too Much F*ck*ng Information, and for those who would like to complain, I'd rather elude to a swear then swear...

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    11. Re:Just the facts, man by Bookem+Danno · · Score: 1

      Where is +1 Ironic when you need it?

  192. Re:abuse of power by xtracto · · Score: 1

    Please keep the petty bitching confined to livejournal.

    Et tu? Ahhhhh, the irony.


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  193. Well,I guess by Laser+Lou · · Score: 1

    Lord British wouldn't be able to use his name on WOW either.

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  194. you should try to contact them by Surt · · Score: 1

    And explain that Cmdr is short for Commoder, and that it's just an adjective not a title.

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  195. Cough up the Gmail account already by Dav3K · · Score: 1

    C'mon guys - to whomever has it - let the Cmdr have his gmail already. Don't make him register DsplcedTaco@gmail.com.

  196. Naming Policies by keyne9 · · Score: 1

    Kudos to Blizzard for actually enforcing their policies. If you had a name like "Drunkenslut", "Heilhitler", or even "Goatfucker", I'd expect them to change those too. Obviously, "Cmdrtaco" is much less offensive as some, but it is just as much a violation of the policy. As an aside, anyone on your friendlist/guildlist still has you, albiet with your new name.

  197. Re:abuse of power by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

    Well, there's more to identity than a unique identifying character string. I have used a nick (not this one) for BBS' and accounts for about 16 years now, one that was meaningful to me, yet fairly unique. But if I google it, I'll find it elsewhere now, and I sometimes find that string unavailable now when signing up a new account.

    Just like my real name. I'm not the only person in the world with my first and last name. (I probably am the only person in the world with my first, middle and last name, but that's largely due to the cruelty^H^H^H^H^H^Hcreativity of my parents.)

    And just like in the real world, we have to be creative about producing truly unique identities that transcend the name, that use a variety of cues to indicate who we are. Would a Taco, by any other name, smell just as... well, Taco-like?

  198. blah blah blah by therealjlowery · · Score: 0

    blah blah blah... blah blah... blah blah!

  199. This doesn't bother me so much . . . by Aurelfell · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . But wait, is 'Cowboy' considered a title? Because if Blizzard made CowboyNeal change his name, that would be something to get upset over.

  200. Re:abuse of power by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've noticed most of the people complaining in this forum about this editorial are those with higher uid numbers. Now, I'm sure many of them will claim they used to have really low numbers but "forgot their passwords" so they had to create a new account, but we all know that's bogus.

    Taco has the right to post whatever articles he wants here. This one does bring up some interesting points for discussion, albeit points that have already been talked to death in other forums. However, he could have posted a long diatribe about the way the bagger at the grocery store put his canned peaches on top of his eggs in the same bag, and that would have also been a valid submission. If he replaced every article with that sort of thing, it would obviously change the whole character of Slashdot, but he (and his corporate parents) can go that direction if they so choose.

    I also remember the JonKatz articles, and while Katz was a pompous blowhard who loved to hear himself type, it was a valiant effort at creating original content for Slashdot. It seems the editors have largely given up on that concept, probably due mostly to the slashbot issue you mentioned.

  201. Re:abuse of power by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    "I didn't think it was petty"

    Indeed. If he wanted to be petty, he would have posted a bunch of links to Blizzard
    and slashdotted their ass.

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  202. Waaah waaah waaah by Wind_Walker · · Score: 1
    I'm sure I'll get swiftly moderated down by the ninja-editing skills of Michael and the other nazi admins, but who cares.

    To CmdrTaco: Cry more noob.

    Slashdot isn't your blog. We don't care that your name got moderated. And your excuse for "thinking about the online whatever" is just crap. You wanted to cry and moan that your name got changed, so you did, on one of the highly visited geek websites. You're crying because you "lost your name". Wah.

  203. uhm, hypocrite much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as you say to all the people you have banned, kicked, and 'b*** slapped' out of slashdot, "they own it they can do what they want".

    or would you like to rethink your own world view on cyberspace and users rights?

  204. sure to be heard and meta-moderation by bziman · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Rob, I feel your pain -- I know there are many many bziman's out there (including both of my parents), but I still feel possessive about it. It also irks me when I see people using handles that clearly don't belong to them, like Slashdot's CommanderTaco. What a dumbass. But rest assured, the dorks at Blizzard probably read Slashdot, and unlike most of our petty whining, your arguments will probably be heard.

    Oh, and don't listen to anyone who compares WoW's GMs with Slashdot's moderation system. Tell me, does WoW have meta-GMs??? If one GM slaps you down, can two more GMs bring you back up? Slashdot is really the only discussion site on the web worth looking at, despite the occasional misspelling or duplicate post, and it is all due to your moderation system.

    Party on!

    -Brian

    1. Re:sure to be heard and meta-moderation by Rycross · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, WoW has meta-GMs. There is a email address at which you can complain about GM actions.

      As far as the argument, people who have played WoW and bothered to read the forums have heard about this many many times. People make names that break the rules all the times (and yes, CmdrTaco breaks the naming rules in several places), and then complain on the forums when they're changed. I'm not sure how this rant is going to change anything.

    2. Re:sure to be heard and meta-moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that, I disagree completely. Slashdot is barely ever worth reading because of the moderation system, because really, who all meta-mods at all? I've done it like 6 times in 3 years.

    3. Re:sure to be heard and meta-moderation by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I didnt' know AC's could mod or meta mod. WoW, learn something new every day.

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    4. Re:sure to be heard and meta-moderation by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and don't listen to anyone who compares WoW's GMs with Slashdot's moderation system. Tell me, does WoW have meta-GMs??? If one GM slaps you down, can two more GMs bring you back up?

      The GM on WoW is the equivalent not of moderation on Slashdot, but of the so-called "bitch-slap moderation," whereby your subsequent posts are all started at -1 from here to eternity, or whenever the bitch-slap is revoked.

      So, yes, the folks that are comparing Slashdot's behavior to this example from WoW are right on target.

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    5. Re:sure to be heard and meta-moderation by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. Blizzard provides a 1 way feed for you to complain about GM action. They do not, however, act on these complains. Its simply a way to get you to argue to somewhere where you can't hurt them as opposed to, say, calling their investors at vivendi. My guess is if people stopped bothering with the established complain lines which don't work and, say, started calling up Vivendi when things went wrong, an effective GM support system might actually occur.

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    6. Re:sure to be heard and meta-moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They do not, however, act on these complains"

      Actually, they do. My friend is on the Quality Control team that works with GMs. GMs try to do their best to stay away from the QC people, some even insult them. Unfortunately not all QC people are not created equal, just like GMs. Some of the QC leads don't return the GM reviews to the GMs so they know what they did wrong and what they should improve. Trust me, if a GM is a jerk and gets reporting for being a jerk, he gets taken care of. It's just you don't see it because you're on the outside.

    7. Re:sure to be heard and meta-moderation by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Oh, and don't listen to anyone who compares WoW's GMs with Slashdot's moderation system. Tell me, does WoW have meta-GMs??? If one GM slaps you down, can two more GMs bring you back up?

      Yes, and in fact the inconsistency between GM decisions on game matters and how one GM may contradict another in "official" posts and decisions is one of the problems with their systems. (Is running up the graveyard cliffside in WSG an exploit? One GM says it's a terrain exploit and violators will be suspended. Another GM says it's "not actionable." Another GM says it's not a problem, but the problem will be fixed in the next patch anyway. Etc)

  205. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good God man...don't reply to the posters...and for sanity's sake don't try to defend yourself or be reasonable...do you know where you are...this is Slashdot. ;)

  206. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your intentions are always petty, Malda. I suppose now the site's going to go from being a front-page advertisment organization for tech companies to a place for you to whine and moan about X game that you're playing today?

  207. Re:abuse of power by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

    Taco, you've experienced what I like to call "poor customer service." For instance, just the other day I was calling the lighting company that is installing all the light fixtures in the house I'm currently building, and after numerous requests to get something changed (because they're idiots and can't seem to get my change-orders right), I got this response: "OK, can you hold on one minute?" - "Sure", I say to the receptionist for the 3rd time that day. About a minute goes by and all of the sudden a guy's voice says "What can I help you with?" ... "Who are you?" I say - I _thought_ I was talking to the girl receptionist, and now some dude is on the line. "I was told there was a manager call." he says. So now I get it: the receptionist just transferred me up the line without giving me the courtesy to even tell me she was doing so, which to someone like me who has already had real problems getting the order right with this company only served to aggravate me more.

    I can see both sides of the argument for why you posted this article to Slashdot, and why it should be on a personal blog. I can also see both sides of the argument as to why you should or should not be allowed to have a handle in a game like WoW with a prefix of 'Cmdr'. Unfortunately, all these types of issues matter little when the primary issue is just poor customer service. Blizzard has always been bad with strong arming their most loyal customers like any other overly powerful company in an industry, *cough* Microsoft *cough*, and that's a shame, but get used to it.

    I side with you though about online identities regardless of what type of company or service it is: I've been using 'cavemanf16' for the past ten years as well, and I'd hate to be forced to give it up just to be allowed to play in an online video game over some draconian measures to try and force the game to be a more pure "RPG" than other games. The game is what I make of it, not just what Blizzard tells me I can make of it. Otherwise, I'm just not going to enjoy it.

  208. Re:abuse of power by truffle · · Score: 1

    While I too find this somewhat ironic, he does bring up a good point. In a virtual world where the only truly identifying characteristic is a character's name, how does a name change (forced or voluntary) impact relations with others in the game? A follow up question would be: how could developers, if they so chose, account for this to minimize any negative impact?

    This is a good point. For example my good friend AssFinger played World of Warcraft for 11 days reaching level 21 before his name was changed to something random by the GMs. Why can't Blizzard evaluate all names on creation time so that innocents, like AssFinger, will not form deep meaningful social relationships with people just to have their very identity stripped away. They could at least add a "display former name" option to the interface, so people who wanted to could choose to see "Pewpie, formerly known as AssFinger" to better recognize my friend. SHAME Blizzard SHAME.

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  209. I feel your pain by yourlord · · Score: 1

    I had my name changed by a GM in EQ back in 2001. It used to be Unix and they changed it to another name (which will remain undisclosed).. There was no recourse, nothing I could do about it. Every second I spent in the game prior to that was a total waste as my best of friends in the game now looked at me as a total stranger until I explained the whole mess. I actually left EQ for a few months over it and started to play DAoC as it had just been released. After fuguring out DAoC sucked I came back and made that new name my own. I became well known on the server under that new name and to this day use it for all kinds of things.

    I even got to help kill the gm that did it one day when he went LD (we were on a pvp server).

    The funniest part of it was they changed my first name because it was a trademark. To this day I still have my original last name which is a word that describes a person who accepts money to do a certain thing.

    WTG naming policy.

    1. Re:I feel your pain by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      whoa, I think I saw you a few times on games.

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  210. On freedom... by andy55 · · Score: 1


    Second, the GMs at blizzard really have no power. I asked for contact information. For email information. For names. For an appeal. To talk to a supervisor. And the best they would give me was the generic help phone line or a mailing address. [...] You have really no recourse against a GM. That scares me.

    This makes you appreciate how nice it is to live in a country that relatively has protective rights for its people. I think the reasons the things above stand out so much as being despicable is a direct reflection o the rights/privileges that we enjoy every day in a free country. Are there a lot of things that need improving in our government? Absolutely, but imagine living in a place or era where instead of them forcibly changing you screen name, they imprisoned a loved one or confiscated your house/property.

    I almost forgot--it's a bloody screenname FFS--and it's messed up that you posted a /. story about it.

  211. Re:abuse of power by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Funny
    when did slashdot start having legitimate articles?

    Phbhbhbht!!! I'm still trying to figure out when it stopped.
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  212. Re:abuse of power by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Slashdot didn't invent the idea of a blog. LiveJournal didn't copy from Slashdot.

    It's not that easy to say "just leave," because Slashdot is for some reason treated as the top bastion of tech news, when it hardly posts tech news anymore. Just posting a link takes down a webserver. And the pseudo-science and half-baked commentary posted to this site as "news" gets adopted by newbies, and we end up with more misinformed assholes ruining the community.

    Most of you don't even know what the OSS community used to really be like. It ain't what you see here on /. today.

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  213. I guess I'm silly by stlhawkeye · · Score: 4, Funny

    But when I was asked in Dark Age to rename my Infiltrator ("Sofonda Cox"), my Cabalist ("Flaymin Nainus"), my Cleric ("Dawn Keebawlz"), and my Minstrel ("Grabbin Mcgroyn"), I wasn't really that put out. I drew the line when my Mercenary, "Meatmissile," was told that his name was inappropriate. That's when I bailed. I've since learned my lesson and my WoW Shaman is called "Jamin," which is actually just part of my real name ("Benjamin"). I only know one person in WoW whose name was changed, and it was done after he omgwtfpwned the hell out of Alliance in AB for a month and people got sick of it and reported him. His name was "Boodah" which was too close to "Buddha," a deity/religious figure, and thus a rule violation. He changed his name to "Dahboo" which I thought was rather clever.

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    1. Re:I guess I'm silly by aicrules · · Score: 1

      Dahboo clever? It's a rather common utterance of peons!

    2. Re:I guess I'm silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one got the jokes?

    3. Re:I guess I'm silly by zqad · · Score: 1

      So what? Tacocmdr? I'm more in favor of AdmrlCrunch / Crunchadmrl.

    4. Re:I guess I'm silly by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      Good fscking God, this isn't a fscking diplomatic meeting, it's not the Senate, it's not an awards ceremony...

      It's supposed to be a FSCKING GAME... and one that people pay to play on...

      Methinks Blizzzrd takes themselves too seriously...

  214. I feel your pain by krgallagher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really understand about your online identity. I have two names that I use online. One is for gaming and the other is for everything else. I have been online using them since '91 and used them prior to that on BBS's. When I log into a new system, they are the first names I try to choose. In fact my name here is the one I use 'every where else.' If you google my name you find me. I have email addresses on several major mail servers just to keep other people from using that name. I am VERY attached to my names and do not want anyone else using them. Interestingly my gaming name, Babba Lou, would break WoW naming policy as well since Babba could be considered an honorific. Anyway, just my two cents.

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  215. Your problem was playing on an RP server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not all players on RP servers are asshats, but the RP tag seems to draw asshats to them like moths to a lightbulb. I'm sure Blizzard gets flooded with GM Tickets from humorless and over-sensitive Comic Book Guy types over every other name they come across because it simply isn't medieval enough, and it's simply easier to force a name change on the player than continue to listen to the whining.

    Oldie but goodie

  216. Harlet Jones by Buddy_DoQ · · Score: 1

    I played it for about a month back in January as a Troll Priest called Harlet Jones. I disliked the game very much for various reasons, and sold my account. I heard about 2 weeks latter they forced a name change on my lovely Ms. Jones. If was still playing, I would have raised hell and cancel the account outright. I still think the name was one of the coolest sounding I had ever come up with for playing online, shame they don't see it the same way.

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  217. Re:policies and quitting. . .uh-oh! by heller · · Score: 1

    Now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't tell him he's wrong. . .he'll probably abuse his power some more and ban me or something. . .

    ** Martin

  218. I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by smileyy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    http://www.blizzard.com/support/wowgm/?id=agm01723 p#titles Titles Fantasy titles should be earned through the mechanics of the game, and should not be recreated through character naming. This category includes names which: * Consist of any title prefix attached to a character's name be it fantasy-based or not (i.e. Kingmike, Presidentsanchez) If a player is found to have such a name for their character he/she may: * Be prompted to select a new name for the character upon next login

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    1. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Surt · · Score: 1

      So exactly which title is Cmdr? It's not like he called his character CommanderTaco.

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    2. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude it's Commodore Taco, he got modded up!

    3. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      >> Consist of any title prefix attached to a character's name be it fantasy-based or not.

      Technically, it doesn't matter if its a "real" title or not.

            -dZ.

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    4. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scroll up and find "Pure Gibberous" or possible "Dudespeek". Then look for "two words strung together".

      CmdrTaco violated practically EVERY rule in the "minor name violation" section.

      He deserves no sympothy.

    5. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Surt · · Score: 1

      But it does matter if it's a title or not. If he used a non-title prefix he should have been fine.

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    6. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blizzard could avoid a great amount of grief if they just regex'ed all the prefixes they don't like.

      They punished CmdrTaco but I bet I could create a CmdrAC on WoW right now.

      If just they maintained an up-to-date database of invalid prefixes. At least make lazy-ass GM check if a banned prefix is already on the regex database. But no. Lazy ass GM just wants the power-trip of kickban, they wouldn't care to actually DO some work for the community.

      Anyway, if you have been playing for at least 30 days with a given nickname, it should be forbidden to change it, or they could buy your nickname for 6-month free playing or somesuch. It just shows that Blizzard's customer policy is lame. You are just a bot with no feelings whatsoever that happens to be connected to their servers in exchange for cash.

      It could also be that Blizzard was mightly umprepared to take over 1/3 of the customer base of MMORPGs in less than 1 year.

    7. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously CmdrTaco expands to Command or Taco and is not a title of any flavour.

    8. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by overbom · · Score: 1

      and thank you for doing so. CmdrTaco was in clear violation of this policy. He should have named himself Taco and then pvp'd until he reached the rank of commander.

    9. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by gid · · Score: 1

      Does the name CmdrTaco violate some of those rules? Probably. But a lot of those naming rules are rather subjective, such as this one: * Are otherwise considered inappropriate for the game world.

      You want to make a bunch of rules on names? Fine. But don't let someone play using a nick for 6 months and then make them change, that's just cruel. Here's an idea: Have every nick be put in a queue for approval, and after it's approved, then you're stuck with it for good, unless you sign up another account.

      If an offensive nick slips through the cracks, really, who the fuck cares? People need to stop making so many rules.

    10. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " So exactly which title is Cmdr? It's not like he called his character CommanderTaco."

      Those of us that aren't disingenuous-to-functionally retarded understand that "Cmdr" stands for "Commander".

    11. Re:I'll post this until it gets modded to 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This rule only prohibits *prefixes*... so presumably TacoCmdr would be fine?

  219. Name change is user driven, not GM by Serendipity79 · · Score: 1

    You of course realise that 99% of the time, it is not the GM's that scan people and try to disrupt your gameplay, but some idiotic kiddie that complained ?

    1. Re:Name change is user driven, not GM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reality most people have no issue with naming your character something like Sgtsteve. It's only when Sgtsteve starts spamming, corpse camping or just being a general dick that he finds his name has been reported for violating the naming policy. Since he agreed to it to play he should really not be surprised when another player calls him on it.
      But like I said, as long as you're not being a dink, most people couldn't care if you did call yourself Presidentsanchez or supremecmdrcarl.

  220. Blizzard sucks by egburr · · Score: 1
    Back when Blizzard killed BNETD, which I was using so my friends and I could actually find each other and play our legitimate copies of the game (because Blizzard's Battle.Net was practically unusable), I decided to not buy any more Blizzard products. I never did get WarCraft 3. Then my father-in-law gets me hooked on WoW when we visited for a week earlier this year.

    So, I went and bought a copy. Of course, I had trouble right from the beginning (see http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/02/16/ 1855214 ) Once that got straightened out, I made the mistake of signing up for a 6-month subscription. After only two months, I wished I hadn't. I kept on playing until my subscription ended. I enjoyed the game, but not enough to renew my subscription.

    Blizzard seems to be focused on making new content for high-level power-gamers, and shows little interest in fixing bugs, no matter how serious. For example, I had a problem where a quest NPC wouldn't talk to me. I searched the web and found comments 6 months old (3 or 4 patch levels old) describing the problem and saying to contact a GM to have the NPC "reset". The GM who responded to my ticket three hours later seemed to know exactly what was wrong and took 5 seconds to fix it.

    Also, I despise Blizzard's concept of "honor". There is nothing honorable about the "honor" system. They should call it the "glory" system instead, though to be more accurate, maybe the "slaughter" system or the "genocide" system. And the token "dishonor" system doesn't even make any sense.

    I really only have two regrets about my time playing WoW:

    (1) I have never spent so much money on a single game. I can't believe I fell for the "purchase the game and also the continuing right to play it" trick, though I guess thatI shouldn't feel too bad since so many millions of other people have fallen for it, too.

    (2) I wish I had started off playing a rogue instead of spending the first 4 months getting my paladin up to level 60 first. Those last two months playing a rogue were so much more fun than my paladin ever was.

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  221. Azgalor by bigboard · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why is Taco spending so much time in Ass Galore?

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  222. Re:abuse of power by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can completely understand. I chose IkkonoIshi because it is a string of letters that is both easy to say, and not likely to be repeated. When I play games that let you have multiple characters; I always prefix the name with Ikko so anyone will know which characters are mine. Should someone decide that "Ikko" is some sort of title, and change it then I would find it very difficult to continue to identify with that character.

    Also the whole idea of titles being banned is stupid. Who determines what is and is not a title? What if some obscure book had a title named "Ikko" for someone who placed books under furniture legs in order to level them? Would that make me in violation?

  223. Re:abuse of power by rcamera · · Score: 1

    since we're on the topic og CmdrTaco's abuse of power, why is CmdtTaco starting out with a score of 2 on all posts? i see my starting score moving to -1 in the near future as well...

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  224. Re:abuse of power by schon · · Score: 1

    Believe me that was not my intent, nor do I want it to appear as such.

    That's too bad, because I think this is a good use for your "fame", and your position in the community. You have a position of respect - regardless of how some /.'ers (myself included) occasionally poke fun at you.

    Blizzard has done some heinous things in the past, and they just don't care, because there is nobody they have to answer to. They make their customers (you know, their whole entire reason for being) feel powerless. Their attitude is "Don't like it? Tough. We have something you want, and we don't care about your feelings. Pay us and shut up."

    There are (at least three) people here who are chasitsing you for this - but unlike most of the rest of us, you might actually have a chance of making Blizzard change for the better. I believe it would be a welcome change by everybody.

    I'm glad you posted this "rant", and I respect the belief that using your position to affect change might be abuse of power, but I disagree with that view.

    In the words of Uncle Ben: "with great power comes great responsibility." This doesn't mean "don't use your power", it means "use your power responsibly."

    If you could change Blizzard so that they listened to their customers, would that change be for the greater good? I think so.

  225. Re:abuse of power by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

    He should of thought of that before he picked the name. They don't make it a secret that you can't have titles in your name. People who violate naming policies are always at risk of having it changed and frankly, I don't care to hear them bitch about it when it happens. Of course, he plays the alliance side who generally feel priviledge anyway so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.

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  226. WoW Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Straight from the WoW message boards...

    -WoW Response Checklist-
    []Cry more noob/carebear
    []Learn2Play
    [x]O RLY?
    []YA RLY!
    []zOMG NERF Paladins/Shamans/Druids/Warlocks/Whatever killed me in battlegrounds last and made me cry!!!!1

  227. my theory by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    They guy on Blizzard jot mad because to many of his stories got rejected

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  228. Change midstream by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

    Now, I recognize that the naming rules were already in place, or so we assume, when CmdrTaco signed up. But why couldn't it catch it in advance? I mean, to stop him when he makes the character in the first place, like Blizzard does with DiabloII? If they let him get away with it, and he pays for the game, and a lot of monthly fees with the name, I feel it is wrong to then take it away. I mean, this strikes me as the same issue as a EULA, where the company gets to make rules after you bought the product. I don't like that. I think that it should be minimized. I mean, CmdrTaco needs to start all over in a social sense with the game. Sure, he gets to start as "Violator" at like level 40 or whatever, he still loses his old name. I don't use a "handle" or "nickname" online, because I see no need to create another identity. But Blizzard let him use this identity, and it became his own, then changed it on him. This strikes me as a breach of contract, in a sense.

    Now then, I can understand changing rules suddenly to stop some sort of destructive behavior, but that wasn't the case. Blizzard essentially flip-flopped on whether or not to allow his name. I've had groups suddenly change positions on things on me, and it once cost me $100. Needless to say, while it might have been legal, it was unethical.

  229. Everything's in a name.... by Monkeyboy4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When a name is all you know. I've got two perspectives on this. First, I a have had the same email address cross domain since my first in 1991. I Passed up on some services because my email name was not available and I was offered those annoying 'number+name' combinations. I value that name as a way for people to know I am me. As it stands now, I try to use Monkeyboy4 as my email name was a fairly common combination.

    Second, I do research on virtual groups and social identity. Our names matter when we interact fora long time online. A name represents a person exclusively online. Even pictures are minimal in effect compared to names, because the name occrs every time you interact with the person. Psych research in onthis question is showing the importance of our online names both to us as individuals and to the smooth running of social structures.

    Finally, to all those crapping on CmdrTaco for postin this, leave the discusion. If you don't think it is worth discussing, then DON'T. If you have aposition within the discussion that disagrees with his stance, byu all means chime in. But to dicuss about whether the post is worthy of being in discussion is ironic and a waste of time.

    1. Re:Everything's in a name.... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      It's actually one of the things I really like about DNS. Your name really is unique. Yeah, I know, you can't get the name you really, really want and, yeah, there are squatters, but when you finally got one it's very uniquely yours.

      When a friend of mine was interested in starting her own brick and mortar business I was helping her pick a name. I refused to consider any name that already had the domain taken just to make sure it would be unique. Unique names matter and domain names are one of the few places in the world you can get them.

      Maybe what we need it some enterprising individual to set up a nickname registration system. They could get games or blogs to agree to only allow registered names. If a few big names caught on (WoWII?) then it could become a big deal. I sure would have prefered that to being forced to use Total_W in BF2.

      TW

    2. Re:Everything's in a name.... by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      Our names matter when we interact fora long time online.

      On Slashdot, sigs matter more when we interact for a long time online :)

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    3. Re:Everything's in a name.... by Xarius · · Score: 1

      I Passed up on some services because my email name was not available and I was offered those annoying 'number+name' combinations.

      I totally agree with you Monkeyboy4.

      *cough*

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    4. Re:Everything's in a name.... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've thought about that...Some kind of public key registry, so you can always be sure the person posting as X is the same person posting as X everywhere else.

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    5. Re:Everything's in a name.... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      I do research on virtual groups and social identity. Our names matter when we interact fora long time online. A name represents a person exclusively online.

      Hmmmm, I set up a unique identity where I can. I must have over 20 different online personas.

      So where I am RetroGeek here, I am something else on another board or newsgroup server.

      Psych research in onthis question is showing the importance of our online names both to us as individuals and to the smooth running of social structures.

      Ah, but I can be whoever I want to be. All I need to do is create another email address and register.

      I find it amusing that there are so many Web services which insist upon you telling them a valid email address to complete some registration process. I set up an email address, give it to the service, they email me a registration code, I delete the email address. Mozilla (SeaMonkey?) saves the ui/pw for that site, so I do not need to remember them.

      I am who I am, a different face to all......

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    6. Re:Everything's in a name.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      We can even call it Passport.NET! Now ain't I a marketing genius?

    7. Re:Everything's in a name.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Our names matter when we interact for a long time online. A name represents a person exclusively online. Even pictures are minimal in effect compared to names, because the name occrs every time you interact with the person. Psych research in onthis question is showing the importance of our online names both to us as individuals and to the smooth running of social structures.
      Uh-huh. Just look at large OSS projects and see how much people are referred to by their nick/login names instead of the name on their birth certificate. Every changelog message has their username and if you want to talk to them (ie email, IRC, Jabber, etc.) you need their username, not their given name.

      In a way it's too bad every site needs separate registration. That's why I post as AC here -- because I haven't gone through the registration on this site. (look for 'dman' or 'dman13' elsewhere if you want to find me)

    8. Re:Everything's in a name.... by Monkeyboy4 · · Score: 1

      I noted earlier in the post that my name isn't really viable anymore, except when I get in Very early on something. I was lucky enough to get my first initial-last name on hotmail and gmail, but on Slashdot and other communities I have come late to, I deal with " childhood nickname + favorite #"
      of course, I did say I passed on "some" services. obviously, Slashdot is too cool to pass up on.

      I do catch the irony. but felt I should put up a (feeble) defense...

  230. They changed my name too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My character's names were Wonklit and Stonklit. I was playing Stonklit when I got bumped. They never did give me a reason other than "it's offensive to other players". Took me about 2 days to figure out they read it as "stone clit" or some shit like that. Fucking made up words that I used as my name in other games with no issues.

    Pissed me off, but oh well, it IS their game, they make/break/change the rules when they want.

  231. force name changes by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
    Hey, it happens. It happened to me on Slashdot - long ago in a posting far away I had a coveted low(er) slahdot number, back when there were few posts and the server ran on coal-fired-steam. Moved a lot due to job. Lost email account(s). Lost coveted low(er) slashdot number - and preferred nick. Have to live with it - emails to slashdot staff (sounds like something nontreatable, eh?) asking for help went completely ignored - I'm sure more important (to them) things were under due consideration.

    The social dynamics of, well, social groups are seldom thought of in advance - planned societies are hard work, and have to have room and workable, and non-bureaucratic process to allow change - they have to evolve, or they eventually die. A proper complaint system that actually considers and resolves people's actual concerns (hey, it's just a name, right?) doesn't exist at Blizzard, nor at Slashdot - and it should. The ability to address grievances, and get desired change, rather than to simply sit around and bitch with no productive visible path for change existant, is what makes a society, real or virtual, advance.

  232. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that Blizzard can take a slashdotting, given their user base.

  233. For me... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    ...the issue was my signature on the Apple forums. I've been on and off the forums for years, and only started using signatures the last year. I rotate thru whatever humors me, and landed on this one a few months ago:
    'Technological hubris often results in retribution'

    - no specific target or person in mind, I just liked the sound of those words. I'd been using it for approx. 3 months, when I finally got short on time to spend inside the forums, and short on patience with the high signal to noise ratio, and mentioned to a friend that I was abandoning my L4 status and forum account and not looking back. Three days later I get a stern email from Apple forum admins telling me to change those words or be banned.

    I replied they were too late, too dumb and I'd banned them intead. I still have no idea why that sentence made them so uncomfortable. And now today we see a photo of Rosa Parks on the main page with the seemingly hollow tag line "Think Different". Me thinks Rosa wouldn't have found any issue at all with my forum sig.

    It's my life, online or off, and no chump can tell me what to write, think or say.

  234. Re:abuse of power by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    Sure, the article was written from a personal standpoint. But the point of the article for the general community - how do we feel about our nicknames when, in a digital community, it's our only genuinely unique identifier is both interesting and relevant to as much of the Slashdot community as any other post.

    You guys need to chill out. When CmdrTaco starts writing diatrabes about how much he hates the service at his local Taco Bell, then the integrity of slashdot is being challenged. But as long as what he posts is interesting and relevant who cares if it happens to come from an actual personal experience of his?

    Good post Violated. I love my nickname - which I alternatively use in shortened form "stormin" or long-form "theStorminMormon". Sometimes in IRC chats I would be inundated with people who had never met me (in person or on line) but felt compelled to attack me because of my religion. Just to avoid unending debates I would use "stormin" sometimes. On the other hand, when I played Planetside I loved the varied reactions I got from people - positive and negative - to my nickname.

    I feel very attached to my nickname, which some friends in college gave me. And more importantly - I think that as the numbers of online users swell this is increasingly going to become an issue. Part of what draws people into online communities of all sorts is the chance for reinvention. I know a lot of people that, like me and Taco here, take their names with them wherever the go online. They have the same name on messageboards, MMORPGs, and FPS's. But there's no guarnatee that they can take the name with them.

    As the online community gains importance in our lives, so will the name we choose to assume in that world. And yet those names can be removed, destroyed, or stolen more easily than our birth names (which we don't choose). I don't know what all the implications of this are, but I'm curious to see what others think.

    -stormin

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  235. P.S.! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Troll

    By your own reasoning, CmdrTaco should STFU and not even have posted this.

    After all, it's Blizzard's "house," and they make the rules! He can leave! He doesn't own it!

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    "Sufferin' succotash."
  236. Commander Cmdrtaco by Building · · Score: 1

    Sounds funny to me.

    I think it's $diety punishing you for making a Paladin.

  237. Re:abuse of power by PPGMD · · Score: 1
    As someone who had something similar happen to me, it changes things, but not by much.

    You create a rant thread on your guild forums, or your blog (see above). You then have to explain it to everyone on your friends list, and in guild chat, you get a little bit of a ribbing (like calling you your new game name in vent), and life goes on.

  238. Happened to me too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Welcome to level 60, you are hereby known as Cuthbert! Your old name, Lagfest, is leetspeek and i'm the lvl 58 dwarf you just ganked"

    leetspeek? huh?

  239. Abuse? You bet! by Myko · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Rob's new blog. Hey, it is his site, so yeah I guess he can take some liberties.

    BUT, when you go to your preferences and can NOT choose to see "NONE" of the articles for the category "Editorials" on your home page when logged in, then the articles are no longer editorials but mandated lessons.

  240. You DO know by Valiss · · Score: 1

    Seriously. This belongs in the WoW forums, or in your journal, not on Slashdot as a legitimate article.

    Uhhhh you know this IS his journal, right? That thing you're reading now is his forum.

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    -Valiss
    1. Re:You DO know by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      No, his journal is the same journal every user has. This is the news front page.

      Unless you think it would be awesome for the head of CNN to start blogging on cnn.com about how World of Warcraft made him change his goofy videogame nickname.

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
  241. bitching by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The story Taco tells is interesting, in terms of games, identity, and even how Slashdot's policies and rules work. If this story were submitted by someone else, it would still be consistent with other Slashdot front page stories. Perhaps a better format would indeed be Taco's posting to another page on the Web, then submitting the story to the queue (which he might have done, for all we know). I don't know if recusing himself from the decision to publish it would have been necessary, or even meaningful (given the power he has over the other editors). And I think that that alternative method would still have triggered your criticism. Especially the inappropriate depiction of his story as either petty or just bitching. We discuss these games/identity stories on Taco's site all the time. Why should Taco be prohibited on weighing in, when his personal experience is directly relevant, and clearly labeled, as well as his unique position also discussed in his story?

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  242. Re:abuse of power by craznar · · Score: 1

    And 8 years is how far back you pushed your site with this one rant from your's truly.

    Seems that WoW and Mr Slashdot have something in common after all...

    If you wanted a WoW rant, maybe you should have started a more generic article, and post one or two times within it with your specifics.

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  243. ThePaladinFormerlyKnownAsCmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough Said

  244. Celebrity names by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    The "no titles" rule is silly, but that "no celebrity names" rule (I know, from another game) is even sillier. I have personally known two guys named "Michael Jackson," and neither of them owned a monkey. Would they not be allowed to use their own name?

    Personally, I share my name with an Olympic kayaker who won the gold medal in 1988. Would that be too much of a celebrity name for some games? Would I not be able to use my own name in some forums just because of that odd juxtaposition? Or, further still, could my own name be copyrighted and branded so that I couldn't use it for other purposes, say on my driver's license?

    1. Re:Celebrity names by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      At another line of thought: Imagine you use your real name, and some time later you happen to become a celebrity. Are you then not allowed to continue using your own name because it's now a celebrity name?

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  245. Taco's friend is an idiot by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Marilyn Hanson" is an obvious play on Marilyn Manson and the group Hanson. The GM didn't want to argue because it's bleeding obvious, and Taco's friend just wanted to be difficult for the sake of it to play martyr. "OMG, they took my name and couldn't find a specific celebrity with the actual name Marilyn Hanson! I'm being VIOLATED here!"

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    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:Taco's friend is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe his friends name WAS Marilyn Hanson. If Rob called himself RobMalda, would they take that away too because its a famous name? (Yes, Rob, you are famous).

    2. Re:Taco's friend is an idiot by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Right. CmdrTaco's male friend's actual real-life first name was "Marilyn." His last name also happened to be "Hanson." In a hilarious coincidence, it also rhymes with Marilyn Manson.

      Any other dumb statements you wanna throw our way?

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
    3. Re:Taco's friend is an idiot by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ultimately Blizzard has the same problem as the DMV, we're infinite in our creativity in coming up with offensive content that they are finite in their ability to filter it...

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    4. Re:Taco's friend is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Wayne's real first name was Marion. People name male children with female names and vice versa all the time. Your point douchebag?

  246. Role Playing... by Dogsbody_D · · Score: 1
    I should say I don't do WoW or Eq, but I was an RPGer and LRPer. (sorry).

    Having the same nick for different forums and even games is one thing, but if the game is a role-playing one, then the name is the name of the character surely? If you care about the RP in MMORPG then having some distinction between your character's persona and your regular online persona seems a good thing. Unless in real life you feel that you are a paladin. OMG you do don't you! ;)

    Other way to think of it is to roleplay with the punches as it were. So the Alliance, the King, the Gods, whatever have made you change your name. Feel free to moan about it, but do it in character. Plus I think Violated is a cool name :)

  247. Virtual names by Srass · · Score: 1

    I kinda suspect that the attachment to virtual names comes from the fact that, in most cases, our real names are given to us, and our virtual names, we choose ourselves. Then again, part of my attachment to my virtual name(s) comes from the fact that choosing them doesn't come easy to me (yeah, I know, my username makes that obvious).

  248. Blizzard censors their own forums by MMaestro · · Score: 1

    Ever wonder why the Blizzard forums aren't filled with a million whining kids bitching about 'game balance' or how X job got nerfed in Y update? Well now you know.

    1. Re:Blizzard censors their own forums by Rycross · · Score: 2, Funny

      Erm, Blizzard's forums are "filled with a million whining kids bitching about 'game balance' or how X job got nerfed in Y update." Thats why a lot of people avoid them. I'm not sure what forums you're reading, but the WoW forums are pretty infamous about that sort of thing.

      As far as censorship goes, I've seen plenty of posts extremely critical of Blizzard stay up on the top forum page, unlocked, for a very long time. Typically when a post is locked, it is because its extremely vitriolic and contains little to no constructive criticism.

    2. Re:Blizzard censors their own forums by aka_big_wurm · · Score: 1

      Looks like they censored posts about CmdTaco too.

  249. Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did I feel when the clerk at the airline check-in desk told me that I was on the "no fly" list? He then corrected himself and said someone with my _name_ was on the "no fly' list.

    You have been using your online name for ten years. I have been using "Daniel P. Smith" for, uh, my whole life.

    The airline ticket clerk takes my driver's license away from me, along with the driver's licenses of my wife, son, and daughter-in law, and he and another airline ticket clerk took them to some inner sanctum and did something mysterious, and after about five minutes came back and said we could be issued boarding passes.

    On contacting the TSA I'm told that I can submit a form called a PVIF along with notarized copies of three forms of identification (driver's license, birth certificate, passport, etc.). This will accomplish... well, it's not exactly clear what it will accomplish. "Please understand that the TSA clearance process will not remove a name from the Watch Lists."

    So what does it do? "Instead this process distinguishes passengers from persons who are in fact on the Watch Lists by placing their names and identifying information in a cleared portion of the Lists."

    And what does THAT do? Well, here's what it doesn't do: "Clearance by TSA may not eliminate the need to go to the ticket counter in order to check-in. While TSA cannot ensure that this procedure will relieve all delays, we hope it will facilitate a more efficient check-in process for you."

    You're upset because some online game doesn't like the name you've chosen for yourself? Please.

    _I'm_ upset because my government doesn't like the name I was born with. And, yes, I'm upset because I can see the look in the clerk's eyes... and in the eyes of the notary at my local bank stamping the notarized copies (yes, of course I caved... what do you think I am, someone with principles?)... thinking "Well, he's probably OK but, gee, he's on the TSA's list..."

    I think I'm going to get a court order to change my surname to Cmdrtaco. Hopefully there aren't too many people on the no-fly list named Daniel P. Cmrdtaco.

    1. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't be angry, you should get a warm, fuzzy feeling, knowing that you have something in common with Sen. Ted Kennedy. ;-)

      (the only difference is that he can bash political heads when this happens to him, you're kinda stuck)

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    2. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by cryogenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have the exact same problem. A little piece of advice one of the guys gave me was to sign up for a frequent flyer mileage card. Because you have to give additional information when you sign up for one of those, they already have that when you check in and you will avoid a lot of the hassles. But yes, I agree it sucks. I often get it on the flight out but the return flight I have no problems.

    3. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by thomasdelbert · · Score: 1
      Hopefully there aren't too many people on the no-fly list named Daniel P. Cmrdtaco.
      Is that pronounced "ComradeTaco" -- Good thing the days of McCarthyism are over.

      - Thomas;
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    4. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by hashmap · · Score: 1

      The irony here is that had you been named CmdrTaco this would have not happened. So expectant mothers and fathers out there, please do your kids a favor, give them a name that no one else has ... especially if your last name is Smith.

    5. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      The irony here is that had you been named CmdrTaco this would have not happened. So expectant mothers and fathers out there, please do your kids a favor, give them a name that no one else has ... especially if your last name is Smith.

      I take it that means Jane and John should be given a miss? ;)

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    6. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      The real question is, how long until Osama bin Laden legally changes his name to George W. Bush. And how many times does Bush need to be strip searched before the system is scrapped because the whole "No Fly List" is fucking retarded*.

      *Note: No insulting to retarded individuals is intented. Being born with a mental defect or gaining it through no fault of one's own is not at all realistically comparable to repeated, willful stupidity. Unfortunately, the sheer heights of stupidity some people exhibit cannot succinctly be stated, and clearly trying to use the word retarded to fudge for this fact is doing a disservice to the retarded and to stated idiots. If you can think of any word or words to use to better describe this phenomenon, please reply.

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    7. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      "I think I'm going to get a court order to change my surname to Cmdrtaco. Hopefully there aren't too many people on the no-fly list named Daniel P. Cmrdtaco."

      Ah, but now you'll be on the list yourself, you've just come up with a way to get around a really dumb government system and show it up for how dumb it is. You evil subversive, you.

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    8. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Apparently the government fears Agent Smith as much as I do.

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    9. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by miu · · Score: 1
      Good thing the days of McCarthyism are over.

      At least until that bleach blonde harridan coulter manages to re-write history and he becomes a visionary hero of the American people again.

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    10. Re:Cmdrtaco, you think YOU feel "violated?" by beerman2k · · Score: 1

      ...And the best part is the terrorist with your name has already legally changed his name and continues to fly without being hasled. Hooray!

  250. -1 Troll by lbrandy · · Score: 1

    We can all agree that the policy is dumb, and we can also all agree that the previous clause of this sentence is highly irrelevant. The name is very clearly in violation of their naming policy, and therefore should have been changed. I think that the major lesson here is: If you care that much about your online persona, and realize that your online identity in these types of games is exclusively linked to your name: You might want to make a name that isn't against the rules. If you don't liek the rules, obviously, don't buy the game. I don't see the problem, really.

  251. Re:abuse of power by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    how does a name change (forced or voluntary) impact relations

    I learnt about that when I had a "free email address for life" and of course, after a couple of years of spreading it around, the hosts went belly-up and I had to rebuild my contacts. I was pretty annoyed, but after all, you don't really expect to have the same phone number or street address forever, so just keep your address book in your hands, and backup any important email (one reason I remain dubious of webmail; though GMail is probably a good bet to outlive me).

  252. Re:abuse of power by Sierpinski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The one thing I can't get past in this, is why they "waited" (granted it was probably someone just scanning names one day and just happened to find that one) until level 45 to change it? Change my level 3's name and its not that big of a deal. I borrowed my character's name from an old fantasy novel, and it doesn't violate any of the ToS agreements, but I know I have made friends far and wide (I play a holy/disc priest, I get invites by the dozens daily) and I've even had experiences where someone I've never partied with has heard of me because their friend or guildmate partied with me weeks or months ago. Needless to say I'm always excited to hear that kind of thing, so I can see how a forced name change would be a really bad thing. All of a sudden my name wouldn't exist, and I would again be a stranger to all those people who have heard of me. How do you let those strangers know that you're not who you used to be? Run around Ironforge shouting about your name change?

    Now on the flip side, I don't think that each name picked should have to be validated first, otherwise we couldn't make instant characters. I personally feel that Cmdr is hardly a designation of rank. Not to mention you can easily see rank (as its a separate word from your name.) If its in their policy, then I guess Taco is right, and they should have changed it, but I don't think GM WhatsHisFace really understands the impact of a namechange like that.

    On a side note, I used to play SWG a while back, and there was a thread about stupidest names. Two that caught my eye were: Emperzizzle Palpazizzle, and one post that said 'I don't know about stupid names, but I just got my ass kicked by a wookie named Tony Danza'. I couldn't stop laughing out loud for at least 5 minutes. Taco, I think you could have done a lot worse than the guy who had all his characters named 'Steveswarrior, Stevespally, Stevesmage, Stevespriest'. (I think his real name was Chuck.)

  253. and the people you have kicked out of here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh, they were all bad. and you own this place. so its ok.

  254. I too had to change my name by nismosean · · Score: 1

    I made an alt character and wanted to play as a rogue. So I made it a female night elf and named her Backdoorbeth. Anybody that has played WoW knows that rogues like to stab people in the back. I think the name is open to a few different interpretations. So I got to lvl 12 and then some ransom person appears and asks people in my party for buffs. We ignored him and he just stood around asking over and over. I started to wave at him and slap him and spit on him with the built in enotes. He started getting mad and saying he was going to report me for being rude. I told him to shut up and report me. Later I ran into the same guy in goldshire. I waved at him again and he said if I didnt say I was sorry I was getting reported. A few hours later I got a message from a GM and he said my name was inappropriate and that I needed to log out and change it. I asked him why and he said I knew why. To me if any kids are playing and dont know what the meaning is from a sexual stand point arent going to learn it just by reading my name. They would probably just think attacking from behind like any other rogue does. They sent me an email saying i had to change my name it was in violation of the naming convention for characters. I was like whatever and changed it to Backstabbeth. Now they will probably tell me it is too close to Black Sabbeth and will have to change it again. It is just my alt character so I dont really care about it as it was still a new character and I havent really made new friends with that character. If it was my main I would probably feel similar since people know you by your name and guild. I can see if you are lvl 60 and have some ultra rare set of armor that people might still recognize you but they would read the name and think otherwise.

  255. Suggestion by HunterZ · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure whether nicknames in WoW are separate from character names, but if they're not then CmdrTaco is not a very realistic name for a fantasy character anyways.

    I've been using my HunterZ handle in a lot of places on the 'net for quite some time as well (as you can tell by my low-ish Slashdot ID), but being a Pen-and-Paper role-player in a addition to a video gamer, I decided I should make up some standard fantasy character names for use in MMORPGs and the like (because I felt that "HunterZ" would be too silly). As a result, I usually use "Hevin Moonhunter" in games like Guild Wars, Diablo 2, and probably WoW too if I ever play it.

    You should try this; you'll find that a more realistic name helps you get more "in-character" when you're playing, and it will become just as familiar to you as CmdrTaco if you use it in all the fantasy games you play.

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  256. Welcome to Online Communities by SirBruce · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing goes on all the time. It's been happening on MUDs since day 1 and MMOGs are just the latest incarnation of it. You see it on message boards, too, and many other social groups where the rules are, essentially, arbitrary. Usually one person runs the place, with a small cadre of yes men. Sometimes, drama occurs where there is disputes among the elites, but generally speaking, the one person's word is law. And they have no qualms about being capricious and arbitrary.

    There are virtually no artificial communities who have a concept of a "Constitution" or a "Bill of Rights" that protects potential members. Many do not even have an officla process for dealing with disputes/violations in a fair manner, like in a justice system. And since there's no voting, there's no accountability with the person in charges makes bad decisions. The only thing you can do is "vote with your feet", and leave. Reasoned debate rarely works, because if you're right, most people are too egotistical to admit it and it only makes them more disinclined to do anything for you. Meanwhile, "friends" get special treatment.

    This happens even with commercial services. Even with corporations. And since your "feet" are the only power you have, PR becomes more important than "justice".

    As someone who also has a title in their name, I feel your pain. In this case, the MMOG specifically fell down, not in their naming policy, but in how it was implemented.

    1. If it was so important, they shouldn't have allowed Cmdr from the start. The fact they let you have the name for so long should give you some "grandfathered" consideration.

    2. They felt it was so important that, once discovered, they had to act on it immediately. Again, this is simply incosiderate. A good support organization should have given you some more time, more notice, and a proper hearing with someone in charge who could review your case in a fair manner. Even if they felt the rules didn't give them many alternatives, merely the *opportunity* for you to be heard would have been of great value to you, and made you feel better.

    3. Like nearly all MMOGs, as you discovered, the GMs have very little actual power, and there's virtually no end-to-end support system in place. I'm sure the lead developer or lead community relations manager probably wouldn't mind either removing Cmdr from the "bad" list, or at least, wouldn't mind making an exception in your case. But there's no way for you or even a GM to actually refer the matter through official channels in a speedy and satisfactory fashion.

    Now, I'm not suggesting you get "special" treatment, but I do think that once the right people at Blizzard hear about this, there's a chance either the title will be "allowed" for everyone's name, or potentially only existing characters will be allowed to be "grandfathered" in. You have a chance through this article to actually get this matter the attention that ALL custoemrs should get when they have a dispute like this. But, if Blizzard doesn't resolve the issue to your satisfaction, you really should "vote with your feet" and move on to another game. And people who agree should have the character to do the same.

    Anyway, this will certainly be a topic of conversation at the Austin Game Conference this week!

    Bruce
    MMOG Analyst

  257. The naming policy is dumb... by daVinci1980 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've bitched about it on the forums over at worldofwarcraft.com since beta (when it was started)...

    The policy is stupid, harmful to the overall community and just lame. It is one of the reasons I cancelled my WoW subscription.

    You vote with your dollars, folks. If you find this policy stupid--or it has affected you in a negative way, VOTE. Stop paying Blizzard money to Violate you.

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    1. Re:The naming policy is dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right!

      My inability to have the name I wanted on WoW caused my family to be killed in a car accident, made me bankrupt, gave me cancer and made me impotent. That is why I quit WoW. Their opressive naming policies are a detriment to the lives of millions of people and should be abolished. Let your voice be heard, or the next person to die could be you or someone you care about!

  258. WoW Name Policy Enforced Haphazardly by briancarnell · · Score: 1

    The problem is that a) if you actually followed the Blizzard rules, pretty much every conceivable name is out, and b) the policy is imposed very hapharzardly. I see names every day that are blatant violations of the policy in that they encapsulate sexually suggestive phrases which are never forced to alter their name, but then they'll make someone like cmdrtaco or the guy who used Uranus change his name.

    And except on RP servers, why? I can see them wanting to get rid of blatantly sexual names...no one wants to see FuckYou running around Azeroth, but if people come up with creative names, why punish them for it? Just doesn't make any sense.

    1. Re:WoW Name Policy Enforced Haphazardly by tukkayoot · · Score: 1
      a) if you actually followed the Blizzard rules, pretty much every conceivable name is out,

      Not even remotely true. The fact that they have a built in name generator (which, granted, is not the most personal way to choose a name for your character) that generates names perfectly allowable by Blizzard's rules (most of the time, the generator may still produce some unacceptable names, but not commonly) of the time pretty much blows this assertation out of the water.

      I've never had trouble coming up with names appropriate for games like World of Warcraft, even in games with even stricter naming policies. Finding a name that isn't taken that I really, really like can take a while sometimes, but it's completely doable.

      That's not to say a particularly anal GM couldn't stretch Blizzard's existing naming policy rules (one of which is a catch-all "any name deemed not appropriate for the game world" or some such thing) to absurd lengths to include some borderline names that the vast majority of people would have no problem with ... but in this particular case, Cmdrtaco is a clear violation, and Taco frankly got what was coming to him for either not reading the rules, or taking them and the included warnings seriously enough.

      b) the policy is imposed very hapharzardly

      I agree, more uniform and complete enforcement would be better ... though personally I'd rather have selective enforcement than no enforcement. But then, I got my start in online roleplaying in games which took roleplaying much more seriously, and I get more bugged than probably most people do by silly, stupid, totally unoriginal or completely out of genre/inappropriate names.

      What I find somewhat interesting, a little annoying, and probably fairly offensive if I were in Taco's shoes, however, is that Blizzard itself could be interpreted as being a violator of this very same policy. There are tons of thinly-veiled "easter egg"-like modern day/real world/pop culture references all over the game (Star Trek, Sling Blade, Zelda, others that I can't remember off the top of my head, as I haven't played in several months). Of course, Blizzard is within their rights to do this as it is their game, but it does seem a bit inconsistent that they get cute with these sorts of references with their own NPCs and quests, and behave like such hardasses (sometimes) when their players do the same thing.

  259. Taco's HUGE soapbox by Tester · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm really curious to see if Blizzard will change its decision.. I believe in the power of the media (they did get Nixon..). When I have something that bothers me, I get on my soapbox (my blog) and I talk about it... And since very few people read it, it doesnt do much. When Taco gets on his big soapbox.. I'm sure his voice his heard like thunder at Blizzard.. and anywhere inside this industry. In every company where I worked, most techies read slashdot.. Because like it or not, hundreds of thousands of readers will read this, including many many of their customers.

    1. Re:Taco's HUGE soapbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only miscarriage of justice that could POSSIBLY occur from all of this is if they DO grant Malda a pass due to his "celebrity" status to violating the Terms of Use.

      Then there really will be a problem.

      Up till then, its just that he got away with a rules violation for months and because he did so for so long, he feels entitled to keep doing so.

      Or, to summarize:

      Its fine learn 2 play. Cry more noob.

    2. Re:Taco's HUGE soapbox by MourningBlade · · Score: 1

      Well, they didn't seem to mind very much when /. criticized them for sending marketing to answer the Q&A.

      Didn't seem to phase them in the least, in fact.

  260. Dear CmdrTaco by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    I had a similar experience on a much smaller scale, with a paper RPG and a GM.

    We were starting a campaign of "Heroes Unlimited" (a super-hero role-playing game). It was my first game and due to inexperience I was "assigned" my super-powers by the GM.

    1. Elasticity (think plastic man)
    2. Chameleon (think ability to change color and sticky ability that allows climbing walls and such)

    At first I was like, these suck....I'd never pick such powers. Chameleon, perhaps but elasticity. "Plastic Fantastic Men" were always my least favorite super-heroes. But then I tried to think of a character. And I realized something. Chameleon was the power to change color, but it did not state you had to blend into your environment. This small little point opened up an entire new world of idea - and instantly a character formed and was born in my head! I would be... (in deep monotone Tick like style)

    "Saltwater Taffy Man"

    (think about it, colorful, sticky, and stretchty...it so fit)

    Now, I wanted the character to be non-lethal (the children's super-hero) and to use non-lethal weapons. But the GM refused as they were too expensive. And gave me a list of weapons to choose from...all of which were lethal. So I could not afford a mere tranquilizer gun (due to an over inflated price) and had to suffice myself after much debate with two .45 magnums.

    Well, the campaign began and we were put up against this massive dragon. Which after a few rounds of combat lay slain at my hands. I simply had stretched my arms repeatedly to point blank range (earning quad damage with my two .45 magnums) and do to my agility and chameleon ability the dragon failed to hit me. The end result, my "paciful character" forced to be a gun-toting here slew the GM's "uber-dragon" in mere moments creating an extremely frustrated & pouty GM.

    My point, had the GM just bent a little in order to facilitate character development over hard fast rules things would have gone differently.

  261. O RLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its fine. Learn 2 play.

  262. Dictatorships... by monkeyporn · · Score: 1

    I've come to the conclusion that all online rpgs are, at their core and despite any appearances, dictatorships.

  263. There are other online games by golodh · · Score: 1

    This is one of the reasons (besides the fees) why I don't play Everquest.

    Compare this to e.g. the (now slightly old) game of "Neverwinter Nights". With this game every game CD also contains a server module, so that anyone who buys the game can also host it. Depending on the hardware specs of the server, such a gameworld will host 20-60 players, and depending on the quality of the Internet connection there will be noticeable lag or not.

    Over the years a few hundred NWN servers have emerged throughout the world, each with its own game world. The vast majority of them run by enthousiasts and volunteers, although some ISP's run their own NWN server.

    To me this has a number of advantages:
      - choice (Game worlds vary from worlds with hardcore D&D rules, to more relaxed Roleplay worlds, to hack-and-slash worlds to tournament servers. If you don't like a server for whatever reason, other servers are just a mouseclick away.)
      - fairly small community on the server (so people tend to know each other to some degree, and there is no basis for buying or selling gameworld stuff for real-life money)
      - more intensive contact with Game Masters (on average 1 GM per 20 players)
      - you can make your voice heard if necessary
      - since the gameworld is "home-made", it can be customised and adapted and sometimes respond to In-Game events. Suppose e.g. that a battle for a city takes place. If the attackers win, the next version of the game world after a server reset can see the city reduced to ruins.
      - no monthly fees (except for your own internet connection)
      - people come online to have fun, not to make money.

    Of course it may also have some disadvantages for you:
      - the gameworlds tend to be smaller than Everquest worlds, so there will come a time when you have seen everything on the server.
      - the number of people online is usually limited to 10-20 (although some worlds are exceptional and number 50 online players as average), so you have a more limited number of people to interact with
      - you usually cannot transfer your character between servers.

  264. Re:abuse of power by CmdrTaco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To be fair, my main currently is a Horde Mage and azjol-nerub. I'd actually agree with your point about alliance- there are many similiarities between horde and alliance (each side thinks the other is unbalanced) but the alliance seems to feel it stronger.

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  265. Time sensitive information by Flying+pig · · Score: 1

    Isn't the problem here that there was a delay between the creation of the identity and the refusal to allow it? If "inappropriate" names were to be notified within, say, a seven day period, and this was made very clear at registration, there would be far less irritation. The whole point of role playing games is to build up an existence in an imaginary world, and the longer the time that elapses, the greater the unfairness. At the same time, the naming policy does rather point to a fundamental flaw of the concept - who determines what is appropriate? I doubt that a committee of descendants of Inklings, medieval historians and Zen masters sits on the matter.

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  266. Same happened to my Paladin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SirLancelot was in violation due to the title pre-fix. Whatever.

  267. Had the same problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We (my former guild) had this exact same problem. We are from shacknews.com and had the name Giant Communist Robots which obviously wasn't a serious name. After several months and an initial GM saying the name was fine at 1am a GM disbanded our guild saying it violated the naming policy.

    At first they said it was because of the real world reference so we asked them about all of the real world references within WoW itself to which they backpedalled. After pushing the issue all the way up to the highest level the real reason was that "Communist" was deemed offensive.

    The thing to remember here is that GMs don't go around looking for names to change, they only act when someone else reports you. Reporting people for "violations" is the new form of griefing in the game which is sad.

  268. Re:abuse of power by kebes · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Getting back to Taco's actual discussion topic, what is the nature of an online nickname? I think what we have to take from this is that people cannot, and should not, place such an emphasis on their online nickname. I look back on my IRC days and realize that we placed way too much emphasis on recognizing people based on their nick... Even though we all realized that anyone could use that nick if the original person wasn't logged in at that moment. Did we check the person's IP? Sometimes, not always.

    I think it is natural to think that your name identifies you, and to be upset when it is changed (or "stolen" by another!). But the point is that the internet is too large to use those kinds of rules. You can't be John, or even John Smith, because there are too many more John Smith's on Earth, and too many of them are on the net. Even with the vast variety of nicknames you could invent, sooner or later someone else will "steal" it. But, no one can "own" a name (much as IP-advocates may say otherwise!).

    Again the only conclusion I can draw from this is that we must (sadly) not put so much emphasis on nicknames. Instead we must look one level deeper. On slashdot, I barely even look at people's nicknames. If the comment is insightful, I mod it as such. In a way it's nice to be able to judge people without using their reputation... we can do it based on actual merit (and in a case-by-case sense) instead.

    Besides, most of us have at least three or four different online nicknames. People who know us well will recognize all of them. I guess it's too bad that CmdrTaco doesn't have any other nicknames that he likes. I guess he'll have to get used to using "Violated" in all those instances when someone else already took "CmdrTaco."

  269. Different Nicknames by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
    I've been using 'CmdrTaco' online for around a decade now. It predates the existence of this website. It has followed me from game to game, both local, networked, and massive.

    Somehow my behaviour is quite the opposite: On Slashdot, I'm "maxwell demon", but that's the only place I use that nickname. Indeed, I usually don't use the same nickname on different places. I'm in another online forum as well, but with another nickname. My Wikipedia nickname is again different, and when I took place in a PBEM game some time ago, I again used a different nickname, and I used yet another nickname in a Web based chat. Should you ever find a "maxwell demon" anywhere else but on Slashdot, most likely it's not me. I also wouldn't care if someone took that name on any other online forum, game or whatever, as long as he didn't pretend he were the same person who uses that name on Slashdot (i.e. me).

    However, if I were forced to substantially change my nickname on a certain place after using it for some time, I would probably also be pissed. If there's a validity check on nicknames, then do it at the very beginning. I wouldn't mind if e.g. on a new forum I'd try to register/log in as "Spock", and then got told that Star Trek names are not allowed in that forum (a rule which I'd consider pointless, but otherwise wouldn't care about). However, if after using the name "Spock" for some time, I suddenly got told that it's against the rules, and I should change it, then I'd be pissed unless they gave me a very convincing reason for that.
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  270. Changing it? OK, but why so late? by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

    I can certainly understand the 'warm blanket' feeling of being able to get your own name. I've had mine shut out many times, most annoyingly on XBox Live where your name is quite literally your only identifying feature when searching for other players in the game lobbies.

    Anyway, what bothers me about this is not that you were asked to change your name. This is typical Blizzard, and it is technically in violation of the policy, 'warm blanket' or not. The real question is, why did it take them 45 levels to call you on it? There was a player in my guild forced to change his name after he had been level 60 for almost 4 months.

    Surely they can write a small routine to check for names for character strings with common prefixes (such as 'Cmdr') and flag them. You get the name, but a GM will check it out to see if it's in violation and if it is, ask you to change it when you're still less than level 10. It should be easy. What bothers me is that (I think) they only call players on the name issue if either another player complains or a GM sees you wandering and decides to make an issue of it.

    The problem is that you had already established your identity when they took it from you.

  271. Re:abuse of power by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Your nose is brown. Here's some piss to wash it off with.

    "CmdrTaco," quasi-famous? Hahahahaahaaa...

    We're not "haters" for pointing out that this is a silly journal entry that should have been in his journal where it belongs, not on the front page where more important news stories get bumped (WHERE IS CIV IV?! It came out yesterday to rave reviews! Oh, right, Zonk is making sure only he can post about it so we can get his crappy "review" two weeks from now).

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  272. Yeah, I know your pain by diamethious · · Score: 1

    Set aside from macro'd customer service, the GMs and CMs are essentially worthless. Their dis-customer service is a shameful waste of resources. Most of them lack a logical thought process, and the ability reason. One only need to browse their forums and absorb the malcontentness that vibes from the community. Of course, you always have naysayers, but set aside from the occasional 12yo troll, most are mature and state valid points that NEVER get addressed. For some apparent reason, the one company that makes arguably the greatest games ever conceived in the PC realm, has the most "PC", uninformative, "abuse of power" customer service systems in the universe. Kinda reminds me of Dell, and the United Nations.

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  273. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 1

    Erm, no offense, but his name clearly violates the policy, and even he admits that. The naming policy is clearly spelled out, and Blizzard was just enforcing it. I don't see how that qualifies as "heinous." I would have changed his name too. Being an editor for a large site doesn't give you a pass on the rules.

  274. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh dear, whatever you do, don't bring back Katz!!! Reading Taco's rant about Blizzard is one thing. Wading through the muck of an overly wordy rant on... well, everything! in each and every Katz article was an entirely unpleasant waste of bandwidth.

  275. Sad but true by EriktheGreen · · Score: 1
    It's sad that MMORPG game owners and admins do this, but frankly they can't not do it. They have to put on a facade of being fair, enforcing the rules, and generally do everything they can to present the idea that their game permits on-line freedom, fun, and in general is a less restrictive version of reality, an escape from our daily stress. But, they can't really make a virtual world work right. They have to use a "wild card" method of ensuring the world remains sane. Construction of a virtual world with a self regulating economy, lack of exploits, a working justice and corrections system, enforcement of laws protecting citizens are all beyond the capabilities, or perhaps the ambition, of the world designers. Wherever their model of a world breaks down, they have to include a human representative running around with duct tape to magically "fix" problems. To keep their business model going they pay these people, who have no formal qualifications (ever see "Paladin" in someone's resume?) as little as they legally can.

    In reality, your life in an on-line game is considerably more monitored and considerably less free than your real life. How many of us would care to live in a country where there are no police, murder is discouraged but not usually punished, you can be convicted legally without trial and arguing about any of this will get you disintegrated?

    Add to this ugly world the fact that the only authority of any kind that's real and present is "masters" who walk around observing what they want when they want (no privacy), change reality at will(you have less/more possessions or money, you are green instead of caucasian, your spouse is spontaneously sent across the world to live with a strange orc for a month), judge you or not as they like, and have the authority to kill you and destroy your body with all possessions arbitrarily.

    Oh yes, and these same people aren't chosen by some god nor elected by the population, rather they are the only people who could be found who would do those jobs for the tiny reward the gods of this world would offer, and some of them aren't all that happy about it. The ones that are happy with absolute power as a reward in itself are even worse.

    Always remember that in on-line RPGs, whatever amount of time and money and effort the authors make to convince you the game is fun and completely immersive, they're spending 3 or 4 times as much to hide the ugly truth behind the curtain - that it's not a real or even a working world, it's just a poor imitation of one that lets you pretend to be someone else. The GMs are poorly paid puppeteers with the responsibility to do anything necessary in their subjective, poorly trained and educated view to keep the world working and preserve the illusion of "freedom". It's a world with no justice, no rights, and no hope of change. And you're paying for it.

    In online RPGs, we are all slaves.

    Erik

    PS: Some people condense this to "It's just a game" but that carries overtones of a lack of commitment to the (very cool) concept of a virtual fantasy world. It's probably more accurate to say "It's not a real world". As if riding around on Griffons weren't enough of a hint.

  276. Great Roleplaying, jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm going to create myself a sweet paladin character, and roleplay the fuck out of it, but first he needs a name that fits the mood of this legendary world...hhmmm...I know! - Commander Taco! - That's a GREAT RP name!"

  277. Now I'm not a roleplayer or anything .. by Kalroth · · Score: 1

    But the name 'CmdrTaco' seems horribly misplaced in a world like WoW.
    I'm well aware that it's been your nick for ages, but there's just something about a Paladin (fighter for justice, light, all that's good, yadda yadda) named 'CmdrTaco'. But it's no different from a hunter called 'SgtCheeseDoodles' or any other silly name, regardless of the history of the nick.

    Having said that, I'm surprised that Blizzard took action at all.
    I've been playing a Horde orc for over 6 months now and I've seen _a lot_ of stupid names. Names that makes 'CmdrTaco' seem like it's taken out of a Tolkien book and they're still around. You're most likely the victim of some arse that recognized the nickname and thought it'd be fun to annoy you, so he/her reported you to the GMs.

    Oh and .. Paladin?! You must have a masochistic personality to play a heal/cleansebot!
    Oh well, at least you can always shield + hearthstone out of harms way :)

  278. Try living with the last name 'Yocum' by Dan+Yocum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rob,

    Don't let it get you down, man. I mean, c'mon, try living in the real world with a name like mine. I'll let you ponder that for a while. Ok, enough, you don't need to get any more images. Anyway, I'm rather attached to my real name. It is, after all, mine. But, when I tried to sign up to Orkut, they wouldn't let me use it. Nope. The username 'yocum' is verboten because of those last 3 letters, in that particular order. What's a guy to do? Move on, there's more important things in life than a stupid username.

    Cheers,
    Dan

  279. Such as? by east+coast · · Score: 1

    A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger.

    You mean like when people abuse the "over rated" mod on the moderating system? Hiding behind a mod that can not be meta moderated? Don't think this doesn't happen. Don't think this isn't much more of a concern to the /. crowd. Don't think this is ever going to be taken seriously by the powers on high either.

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    1. Re:Such as? by CmdrTaco · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't think that the irony of all this is lost on me either- I've said many times that over/underrated mods on Slashdot are problematic. We're definitely removing them when we rewrite the system. And we've talked a lot about some sort of feedback system so moderators and meta moderators can figure out a way to explain their actions. My problem with that is that I don't want the thing to degrade into namecalling. I don't have time to meta moderate the comment on a meta moderation ;)

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    2. Re:Such as? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I've said many times that over/underrated mods on Slashdot are problematic

      My question with this is why can't the be meta moderated? Is this is a technical issue or was this overlooked? I also feel that with the current moderating tags that these don't serve as a "useful" commentary to guide a poster to more insight into their post, not that moderating is probably used for this purpose often anyway...

      My problem with that is that I don't want the thing to degrade into namecalling.

      How about meta-meta-moderation? Seriously, the commements/feedback may turn into that but there have been times while meta-moderating that I've "sat on the fence" over a certain mod tag being handed out. I think this could be useful in some fashion.

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    3. Re:Such as? by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Informative
      The reason we don't have M2 of 'over' and 'under' is that you don't have the same context as the moderator. Saying a Score:0 comment is overrated is different than saying a Score:5 comment is overrated. Moderators see the comment as it exists to day, not as it existed when the moderator saw it.

      As more M3, thats just to crazy ;)

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    4. Re:Such as? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      As more M3, thats just to crazy ;)

      Well, so am I. (see sig for proof) heh.

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    5. Re:Such as? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Actually, I happen to really like Overrated mods. I don't really care one way or another about the non-MM aspect of them, so feel free to get rid of that, but I like the fact that sometimes there just isn't ANY other mod that applies.

      Maybe a "+5, Funny" post is vulgar and offensive on the "dead baby joke" level but Flamebait and Troll don't really apply. Maybe it's just plain factually incorrect but modded "+5, Informative" and there's no "-1, Out-And-Out-Lie" or "-1, Pseudo-Science" moderation. Sometimes, we need a general, "-1, This Post Sucks" mod.

      I don't think I've ever used Underrated, though. If a post deserves to be modded up, it's almost always at least Insightful if not Informative or Funny. These are broad categories. On the other hand, the negative mods are really restrictive and don't reflect the wide panoply of ways in which people can post garbage.

      (Oh, and don't feel too personally put on by my sig. It's just meant to be a little poke in the ribs not a vehement declaration of hate like some of the posts that we seen in this thread.)

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    6. Re:Such as? by Gleng · · Score: 1

      Please, just give us a (-1 Clueless) mod. I've needed that one a couple of times. ;)

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    7. Re:Such as? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As more M3, thats just to crazy ;) I think you mean: "As more M3, thats just too crazy ;)" :p

    8. Re:Such as? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As more M3, thats just to crazy ;)

      Phew ... the REAL CmdrTaco is back.

    9. Re:Such as? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      The reason we don't have M2 of 'over' and 'under' is that you don't have the same context as the moderator.
      There's an inconsistency though: "redundant" mods do go to M2 and the metamoderator doesn't have the same context in those cases either, at least not without doing a lot more work than seems reasonable.
  280. Re:abuse of power - abuse of character. by soundvessel · · Score: 1
    As much as the process of this might suck-- it does open up an opportunity, in terms of gameplay. Your character was once someone else. At one moment that identity ceases to exist-- and becomes someone else! What do you do with that? How do you explain that in the game? Will people still recognize you? Just because the game mechanics put your name over your head, does that mean 'characters' actually see that name over your head? Of course, players do.

    But this opens up gameplay that the GMs and designers didn't have in mind. How does a player explain their character's transformation? Perhaps, like in Tron, they become aware of their User; their personal God. Perhaps they become angry at the god of the game, or feel like they got a glimpse of "the real world", and that starts to seep into this fantasy world.

    Could an organized in-game revolt of players who've been 'Violated' disrupt the game? If, say, all of those player's characters banded together and formed a religion around the experience of losing their identity?

  281. Thats why we need a global ID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think with online games we need a second global ID tied to our account regardless of character. This would have no restrictions on name and once set could not be changed(perhaps have a check before hand for lewd names). This name would be visible from the character sheet or some other not so obvious method, no matter which character you were playing on which server. This way regardless of new characters or name changes, everyone could see it was you. This would also make reputation that more important, as people would blacklist the Global ID name, not a specific character name.

  282. Flip Side... by seangw · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco raises an interesting question, on the flip side, what about the other way around?

    I play WoW, and about 4 or 5 of the people I regularly interacted with in my circles, gave their accounts to a friend. The character is the same, same gear, same level, but the relationship SHOULD start over, right?

    I find myself much more willing to let the person in raids, parties, even talk to them about who they "used to be".

    On a more abstract level -- we obviously pick our own UIDs for people. It would be interesting to look at various games and environments to see what that unique ID is. Once I've chatted with people in voice chat on WoW I tend to use their voice, independent of their name. Beforehand -- I use their name and sometimes the way they type.

    In "real life" do we establish these connections depending on the environment in which people meet? In long distance relationships is it the voice? How about by email chat, are you more connected emotionally to the email address than the name?

    Just some interesting ideas...

    1. Re:Flip Side... by CmdrTaco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You occasionally hear ingame about someone well respected selling their account. Their gameplay changes, but their avatar/gear/chat stays the same. I imagine it to be very awkward. There are a dozen players I look for, that i want to party with. Who are good players, and fun to hang out with in a virtual world. To suddenly find yourself playing with someone that looks the same but acts different is something totally new. Something that happens virtually but not IRL. It's a new issue in a virtual world.

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    2. Re:Flip Side... by rebill · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that you can say that it does not happen in real life, though. I started out with a pretty long list of bad reasons why people's personalities can change radically, such as disease, injuries and life experiences, like: Stroke. Major Car Accident. Natural Catastrophe. Depression. Addiction. War. Divorce. Brainwashing. Multiple Personality Disorder. Blackmail. Alzheimer's. Side-effects of prescription drugs. Bankruptcy.

      But after thinking about it, I also came up with some good reasons: Growing up. Job Requirement (e.g. undercover police). Finding a purpose in life (e.g. "born again"). Starting a family.

      In some of those cases, the history carries over, but in others, it doesn't. Some of the things that I did as a 3-year old may be fondly remembered, but only some of those things still apply now :).

      Not that we deal with it any better IRL than we do in the virtual world ...

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  283. Re:abuse of power by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    This belongs in the WoW forums, or in your journal, not on Slashdot as a legitimate article.

    He and the rest of the Slashdot crew built the single best tech news community on the web. Once in a while he editorializes, using the forum they built. He doesn't do it often (I can't remember the last time offhand). They have done more for the tech community than most people who earn 10X as much. While I completely agree that much or most of the value of Slashdot is created by the community, let's not forget who created the community. To say nothing of the fact that Blizz's heavy hand and WoW are frequent topics on this site, so it's not really offtopic at all.

    Which is to say, give the man a little slack - he has clearly earned it.

  284. Re:abuse of power by ZebadiahC · · Score: 1

    I think they deserve the grief just for giving us those damn PR-type responses to our submitted questions.

  285. Re:abuse of power by FreakerSFX · · Score: 1

    re: the parent post - this seems like a cheap shot. You know you could get a free hit in here because if he retaliates against you, he'd be guilty of exactly the same thing Blizzard is.

    Personally I understand Taco's point and also his use of the website he owns/created. It reminds me of the shit I used to go through in the web/gaming clan I created.

    People don't want the creators/clan masters/icons of power to be human - they can't seem to handle it and I think to some extent it's ego-derived. All of the users of a website/community/mmorpg are subordinate to the admins and especially the master admin - people don't like symbols of greater power walking around, even in something so trivial as a website.

    It would similar to if the Christians had their God or angels walking around taking a personal interest in their lives - they'd hate it - oh look here comes the almighty/or his agents compared to whom I am insignificant. As a symbol of their faith, fine - but a real, live symbol with things to say is a different manner.

    I am not comparing Taco or the WOW admin to a God except in the facet where they are masters (or at least admins with some god-like powers) of these online communities.

    In the end the mixture of a higher level of expectations (I was not allowed to become angry or take sides in disputes) and sickness with the politics of game clans drove me from my clan. The place where I put almost 2 years of hard work and a lot of my own money was no longer worth the stress. I exiled myself and never went back. It's finally clear to me why it was so hard to be with these people in real life and communicate with them as a person.

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  286. Re:abuse of power by Scherf · · Score: 1

    What's the difference? Slashdot and the WoW Forums are both places where people bitch and moan about the service they are using and don't seem to understand that the only persons deciding what belongs into said service are the creators of it.

  287. Good name, good food - stick to solid English fare by FishandChips · · Score: 1

    Hmmn, your last paragraph says that you are "Famous" and that probably "a total of 5 people" have recognized you.

    Are you hinting that you are a member of the Famous Five? If so, wow!! I often wondered what happened to them after I stopped reading Enid Blyton several decades ago.

    Why not stick to solid English fare like my nick? People know where you're coming from. None of this fancy foreign muck. If CmdrTaco is becoming a problemo and in some circles a no-no, I'd suggest switching to something you'll never need to change like BaconandEggs, SteakandKidneyPie, Kedgeree, MarmiteBap, JelliedEels, SaveloyandChips - the possibilities of English cuisine are almost endless.

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  288. i can identify..no pun intended by psyjoniz · · Score: 1

    i've had this handle since they were called handles. i've also been watching you post under CmdrTaco for like 8 years on /. i'd be rather frustrated were your situation to happen to me anywhere.

  289. But You Still Play WoW by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    MMORPG forums abound with stories of doucheish GMs arbitrarily forcing their will on the players. And even though 9 times out of 10 you're not getting the whole story from the injured party, the fact remains that MMORPG GMs are low-paid employees who essentially have no oversight and there is no process by which a regular player can appeal a ruling or even tell their side of the story. And since people will still play the games despite this, the situation is not going to change.

    Besides, when we see a 46th level paladin named CoyboyNeal running around, we'll know who you are.

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  290. Firelord by firelord84 · · Score: 1

    I have used this name since right around the time Warcraft (the original RTS) was released. I have used it over many years in games, on forums, in Email addresses, and I was very sad when I found out I couldn't use it in WoW because they had named a monster "Firelord." But I guess what it really comes down to is the fact that I don't *own* the name Firelord; I just use it and most of the time it works out. I used another name on launch day and have become very attached to it over the months that I've played WoW. So, really CmdrTaco, I don't think you are really that upset about not getting to use CmdrTaco, but rather that the identity you had established in-game is now gone. It will get better with time, I promise.

  291. Bizzard sadly have crap support, and don't care. by @madeus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sadly this comes as no surprise to me. Due to a bug I was kicked from the server (while my net connection was fine), on immediately reconnecting I found my my WoW character lost tens of thousands of XP (de levelled!), lost gold and had the quests I'd done still marked as completed (so I couldn't repeat them to get back the XP).

    I very politely contacted support 4 times over next week and a bit about this issue, including contacting GM's in game and via the site, pointing to there AUP/EULA agreement which explicitly says they will try to reinstate character data, items and gold in such an event (which was clearly due to a software fault) [ unless, it states, the rollback was part of a forced server roll back, which it was not. ].

    Eventually, each time the GM responded with a poorly written reply which made no sense (as if he didn't speak English particularly well and / or hadn't read my ticket at all) saying they 'Don't reinstate characters when there has been a server roll back'. Though I got no response back from interim support query I had made via the web site. I indicated they hadn't done a server roll back at all of course, but they kept replying with the same old canned response.

    Faced with the choice of grinding mobs for XP to re-level, re-rolling or quitting, I quit.

    Bizzard, like SOE, employ some (not all, I'm sure) very poor quality support staff and GM's, that act seemingly randomly (enforcing rules on a whim, merrily ignoring some blatant abuse - even if it's reported multiple times by different players) and abuse customers in a way that, if they behaved like that in any other industry they'd be fined by watchdogs and/or have legal action taken against them by consumers and consumer groups.

    Some of the customers are rude, abusive punk kids I'm sure (and I have very little sympathy for them should they get kicked off - which sadly they rarely seem to) but if you treat customers like scum by default, they will abandon you for the competition the first chance they get.

    You'd think, given what we've seen happen to SOE, Blizzard would have noticed that (and how much gamers distrust and dislike SOE - the antics of some of the support staff there are legendary, with repeated tales of abuse by GM's and players calling for them to be sacked following repeated abuse).

    You'd think, at the very least, they could employ support staff who can actually read and write English.

    Of course the network performance (particularly for some of the servers, the ones in a separate data server in Paris) really, really sucks here in Europe - after ~6 months away I just rejoined so I could play with people I knew recently as that's what every one is playing and it's poor for everyone on our server (to the extent you just can't play sometimes - not helped by the fact that if it goes south on Friday afternoon, you're screwed till Monday morning). That's assuming you can log in (not due to server queues - due to the unreliable login system we seem to have).

    I'm sure if the Penny Arcade or GU guys had a problem like this on the US servers there would be a huge stink about it, but the media don't cover it and we don't really have any gaming community representatives of our own to draw attention to it.

  292. Given YOUR reasoning by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Given your reasoning, CmdrTaco should STFU.

    It's Blizzard's servers, they make the rules. They could shut the servers down, tell everyone to go home.

    Why would Blizzard be smart to apologize? They didn't do anything wrong, and it's quite a pedestal your placing Taco on to think Blizzard would suddenly care about his blog entry over on Slashdot. This place is a niche community.

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  293. GM mad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GM is probably mad because he can't get modded above -5 NutJob on Slashdot.

  294. Names suggestion by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    TheREALcmdrTaco (hey, it worked for the Ghostbusters!)
    Slashd0t0v3rl0rd
    T3hDup3r (I like this one :)

  295. it is a game by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    calm down.

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  296. Re:abuse of power by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

    Just wait 'till it gets duped next week . . .

  297. Re:abuse of power by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Informative

    Ah, so he descends the throne to post among the proletariat. ;)

    I will say, though.... Back in the day, I was a senior guide in EverQuest. One of the things that senior guides did was enforce the naming policy. Mostly this consisted of changing obvious troll names containing misspelled profanity or an off-color reference. But it also included rules such as "no title prefixes" (this was long before EQ added AA and tradeskill titles, way back in 1999) and "no non-fantasy names". And yes, there were times that I changed character names despite the pleadings of their owners and their friends. Made me feel like a turd doing it, too. These characters had gotten well into the 30s or 40s (50 was the limit at the time) with no problem, and in a way, their being able to get to that point without having a GM or SG talk to them was almost tacit acceptance of their name - and by that point it had in some fashion become their identity.

    However, I am lawful neutral at heart, and when a name fairly obviously violated a rule, I had no qualms about changing it - in many cases where the violation was obvious (even if it wasn't vulgar), the person would laugh and say, "You finally got me. ;)" In the case of "CmdrTaco", yeah, it's pretty much spelled out right there, and even though your online identity in general revolves around using that name, once you get into the game, that identity has to fit through the "Carry-On Baggage Size Checker of Justice". The GMs should try to help you maintain that identity while conforming to the rules (suggesting "Taco" as an alternative, for example, assuming you're not on a RP server), but they can't treat you any differently than anyone else whose name they've changed.

    Of course, you probably already know all this, but I think it's important to drive home the point that the society of World of Warcraft or any other MMOG isn't the same as society IRL. There are different rules in this society that go right down to the essence of one's identity. But they're there at the outset, and the decision is ultimately up to the player as to whether they want to participate in a society where the rules might not grant them the freedom to choose or make use of a particular online identity.

    On a side note, I don't know why you would want to name a character "CmdrTaco" anyway. Seems like an invitation for constant spam tells to me ;)

  298. Re:abuse of power by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I did post it using the 'Editorial' topic icon, which I thought might subtly imply that I was editorializing ;)

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  299. Re:abuse of power by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    I deleted my blog because I would go nearly a year between updates. My life just isn't interesting enough to warrant keeping one so I got rid of it.

    I still don't see how CmdrTaco abused his power.

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    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  300. Here's what's really going on by truffle · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Problem #1: Players are negatively impacted when their character names are changed. Since the name is the major way in which individuals in MMOs identify one another, and differentiate themselves, this impact is real. This is in itself a problem, in the real world if you change your name everyone recognizes you, in an MMO they don't.

    Problem #2: These games require naming policies of some kind that are non trivial to automate. Since they are non-trivial to automate, there will always be people who slip through. Even if you have a human monitoring each new name (Everquest used to do this), Borisyeltsin may slip through because the human monitoring name approval that day happened to not known who Boris Yeltsin is.

    In this specific case the core issue wasn't that CmdrTaco was not a valid name, or even that it was changed, it's that it was changed at level 45, after 100s of hours were invested in the character. This makes the impact of #1 very real.

    In WOW name petitioning is basically a form of griefing. There is no review process for names. I've seen people who have petitioned and spoken with GMs (who obviously saw their names) and then weeks later their names were changed because someone petitioned them, their name was reviewed, and then changed. All name petitions come from players essentially. Why did the other 10,000 people who saw Taco before not petition? Probably because they weren't jackasses, and the guy who petitioned was.

    I don't have a perfect solution but it seems like the best one is a combination solution:
    • Developers should try and improve heuristics for flagging potential "problem" names
    • All names should go though a reviewed-by-a-human process within several days of being created. This is a pretty serious proposition, we're talking about spending $0.25 - $0.50 of human time on reviewing each name + followup cost
    • There need to be two versions of the policy:
      • The strict initial policy
      • The more lax grandfather-clause plicy

      The grandfather-clause policy would apply to a player's name after some period of time (say 48 hours of play time and one week of real time have passed). It would basically say, by this point a number of humans have seen you and have not complained about your name. Your name was reviewed by customer service. At this point while we can still change your name, we recognize the social impact, and as thus will be more lax in applying the policy.

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    1. Re:Here's what's really going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this specific case the core issue wasn't that CmdrTaco was not a valid name, or even that it was changed, it's that it was changed at level 45, after 100s of hours were invested in the character. This makes the impact of #1 very real.

      Beats FFXI's policy, where if you DIDN'T have three days played on your character, they just flat-out deleted it and sent an email explaining why. ONLY if you had the 100s of hours invested in the character would they "allow" you to change your name.

      And only once. Change it to something against policy, and your character would be deleted.

    2. Re:Here's what's really going on by Rycross · · Score: 1

      In addition to your proposition, I think that there should be a global whitelist/blacklist of names. If a GM has reviewed a name and determined it to be valid, its added to a whitelist, so that all further name petitions are ignored, and the name isn't flagged for review. The blacklist exists so that a known invalid name is not accepted in the first place. You could even compare names to the blacklist and flag names that are similar (and thus trying to get around the blacklist) for a higher priority review. Its not a panacea, but since there are a lot of common names it could greatly relieve the burden and make it feasable for a human to review names as they are created.

    3. Re:Here's what's really going on by Rycross · · Score: 1

      FFXI's policy was rather lax. As long as you didn't put something offensive (cursewords, racial slurs) in your name, you were ok. Every person I knew who had their name changed obviously knew their name was innapropriate when they made it.

      I do remember one guy who named their character "Nuclear Bomb" in Japanese trying to explain why it was appropriate in a thinly veiled attempt to play the victim. Kind of like when people in WoW break the policies and then in the forums come up with horribly contrived justifications for their names.

    4. Re:Here's what's really going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree with the name reporting as greifing. A guildie of mine was reported for having the name of Beerswiller. He was forced to change his name, because it was a violation of the naming policy, as it was apparently not "Fantasy, or Medevil" enough. In an exchange of emails he pointed out that beer, certainly existed in the time period, and pretty much any fantasy genre that has ever been developed. And that the word Swiller comes from Middle/Old English roots as well. But they were unmoved. Even pointing out that there is a Goblin NPC named Beerbreath did nothing to sway them. It just seemed like they were going with a policy of reporting a name = name change, no questions asked, no review process, no appealing to a higher authority.

    5. Re:Here's what's really going on by endx7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I knew a guild that was called General Goods Merchants. Several of their players would walk around Orgrimmar acting like they were walking merchant npcs.

      Anyways, before creating their guild, they asked a GM if they could create a guild with such a name. The GM said it was okay, so they went ahead and created it. A few months later, another GM forced them to change their guild name (it ended up something really weird like Ghost Wolf of Alpha or something). I think they left the weird name guild and created a new guild called GGM so that everyone would know who they are.

      They may have gotten the okay to have the name General Goods Merchant again, I dunno. To be honest, I'm not sure if I've seen them in a while. Maybe they merged.

    6. Re:Here's what's really going on by 26reverse · · Score: 1

      I hadn't planned on jumping in to this argument. However, let's admit what this is really all about. A handful (okay, most) people refuse to read the rules of the game. They think, "hey, I'll just jump in and do whatever I want... the Terms of Service are too long so they don't apply to me." As has been reflected on Slashdot REPEATEDLY (mainly in reference to EULAs) you ARE agreeing to their rules whether or not you read them.

      The naming conventions have been there long before ranks were awarded for PvP. And the naming conventions specifically state that you can't include titles as part of your name. They state that you cannot spell things "alternatively" in order to get around the naming conventions. And, no, they don't have some poor sod reading every name that a player creates. These things (much like non-Role Playing on a Role Playing server) are "community policed" - meaning you have to be turned in first. You create a "CmdrTaco" and get away with it. Good for you. But now you're complaining because you got caught!?!

      Are they swamped, yes. But does it give someone the right to argue that "because I've gotten away with it for so long, it's legal"? No.

    7. Re:Here's what's really going on by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Probably because they weren't jackasses, and the guy who petitioned was.

      Whoa whoa whoa. What if it was a RP server and the guy who petitioned couldn't get in-character when the guy next to him is named "CellPhonia?" If I'm trying to RP and some moron named "GokuPotSmoke" is walking around, damn straight I'll report the name!

      For PVP and Normal servers, I agree with you. But it's different for RP servers. (Note: I have no clue what server CmdrTaco plays on, I'm just responding to your generalization that all name reporters are jackasses.)

    8. Re:Here's what's really going on by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      You create a "CmdrTaco" and get away with it. Good for you. But now you're complaining because you got caught!?!

      ...

      But does it give someone the right to argue that "because I've gotten away with it for so long, it's legal"? No.

      There are two problems. First, the name is not clearly in breech. "Cmdr" is not a title. It can be interpreted as an abbreviation of a title, but it is certainly not a common one. The second problem is the name was in use for a long time which gives the appearance that it is accepted by Blizzard. The elapsed time also indicates that the name is not a significant problem, i.e. a lot of people saw it and did not complain. Therefore it appears that the harm in changing it now outweighs the good.
  301. Bad karma makes me sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got modded down for posting a true but unpopular comment once. Now I have bad Karma and I'm sad about it. Maybe I'll make my own website and rant about it there. I can probably make it really popular if I grant virtual authority to a clique of small-minded proto-fashists thereby validating their oninistic dictator-fantasies.

  302. Attached to my name. by Skudd · · Score: 1

    Well, I can say that I feel quite the same as our chief, here. I have a name that I use for nearly everything online (Skudd), and it's been my pride and joy. I'm known by lots of people. I walk(read: log) into an IRC channel, and people know who I am, just by my name. Ive had people inquire me about the authenticity of my name when I register on a forum. It's one of those little things that makes you feel big.

    I personally have used a different name for World of Warcraft for 2 reasons:

    1. Anonymity - I really play to escape from the internet and world, not to be found by someone I know.
    2. Authenticity - I'm not a big RPG'er, but a name like "Skudd" just doesn't fit in a game like that. Maybe for a pet name, but not for a primary character.

    I do know that if I see someone else using my name, it will upset me, but I don't play the game for that kind of politics. If someone else wants to use that name, let 'em. Let them deal with the headache that goes along with being even slightly "popular".

    All I can say is, "deal with it," which CmdrTaco is doing. This is his site, so he can rant about it. All the comments below, calling him a cry-baby, whiner, etc., are all uncalled for. You are on his turf here.

    If you come into my home and call me a whiner because I say I don't like milk, I'll boot your ass out the door. Shut up and let the dude rant.

  303. Obl. Family Guy quote by zonix · · Score: 1

    Note that in the U.S. Navy, the actual rank and name tends to be "Seaman".

    Which, of course, never leads to embarassing and uncomfortable remarks.

    Diane Simmons: And reports indicate she has also consumed a record amount of seamen.
    Tom Tucker: That sounds like one powerful hurricane, Diane.

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  304. Re:abuse of power by malakai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you fucking kidding me? If that's how you feel you really don't understand this site. What would you have said if you were around back then. I wonder.

    Many people bitch about /. not being like a normal news site. About editoral control not being what it would/could be at CNN. Guess what, that's the point. This site still has character. It's still personable. And as much as I disagree with all the OSS crap, I still read it after years and years _because_ of it's quirky personality and distinct viewpoints from it's readers.

    The fact that Taco can get up on his little soap box and say "what do you guys think?" is the reason most people read /. ten times a day.

  305. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're new here, right? When your karma is good enough you can opt to post with score 2 as standard.

  306. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a surprise, Kentucky Fried Gayboy stands up for his favourite nerd-wank site.

  307. Re:abuse of power by hkb · · Score: 1

    Not to be an ass, but virtual identity is so 1999. Where were you during that period and why weren't you paying attention?

    The experience you had is almost cliched in the blogging world where countless "injustices" such as this are enumerated.

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  308. No need to be funny. by IPFreely · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Just misspell it.

    CdmrTaco

    If read it quickly it'll pass and most everyone who knows you will recognize it.

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    1. Re:No need to be funny. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      that might work ok before you were spotted or if you created a new account from scratch but it probablly wouldn't work if they were keeping an eye on what you changed it to.

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  309. insensitive clod alert? by redhat_redneck · · Score: 0

    Impersonating an officer in the Mexican Army is probably a federal crime. Maybe the taco part was offensive to the enthnicity of the GM? I know CmdrWatermelon might equally offensive to some people. How about CmdrRaghead? That's probably just as bad. CmdrNonDancingWhiteGuy may also be taken as an insult in some quarters. And the new name - Violated- sounds kinda feminine. Are you making fun of women? or are just making light of people who are genuinely violated? It would almost appear that you are assuming some sort of victimhood - in spite of your unsavory choice in names. You've got issues. I suggest therapy to help with this unhealthy attachment to this unhealthy name. Pick a good name that's not sexist or racist, that exudes maculinity and rugged individualism... like CowboyNeal

  310. Understandable by JaxTJ · · Score: 1

    On the topic of virtual identities, I can completely understand. The first ID I ever used on the net was Ship2c. At the time, I was in the Navy and liked it because besides from the obvious connection, it sounded like I was a revision of sorts which fits in well with the whole, "you are you, but in an internet sort of way" concept. Once I moved to Jacksonville, FL I tried using the Ship2c moniker with my ISP and was rebuffed, so I took the obvious (to me) route of place and initials. Despite the many confused people who thought I patterned myself after some fight game character (JAX is the airport code for Jacksonville International), it was simple enough to remember with little little typing required on my part. (jacksonvilletravisjames seemed a little cumbersome) It's not that weird that you are attached to CmdrTaco, in a virtual sense it's just who you know yourself to be. JaxTJ doesn't really fit anymore(living in Joisey), but what else am I going to be that's easy to remember that will be readily available on almost any site I have to register for?

  311. Naming Policy = Retarded and Inconsistent by DarthGreg · · Score: 1, Interesting

    For months my Orc Warrior on Archimonde was named Dg. About 2 weeks /played into level 60, while I'm busily grinding AV reputation, I get spontaneously booted from the server. I log back in to find a "change your name" dialogue. Not wanting to lose ALL the associations I had made over 60 levels and more I go with something similar: Dgwut.

    This old name, it wasn't offensive. Never have I heard a single complaint about my name. The reasoning I get for my forced name change? "Gibberish." It wasn't pronouncable? Are you fucking KIDDING me? Why the hell is Blizzard forcing RP-esque naming conventions down the throats of players on PvP servers, who ARE NOT ROLE PLAYING.

    Somebody I know was in a similar boat, name was Copyright. He got a forced name change, when there's a Alliance Paladin of some fame named Trademark that had been running around for quite a bit longer.

  312. Why Aren't You Mad? by Dunx · · Score: 1

    I really don't understand why you are not angry at Blizzard.

    It doesn't matter how arbitrary or absurd the policy is as long as they apply it consistently.

    But you'd been playing your character as CmdrTaco for 45 levels. I am no expert on MMORPGs, but that sounds like a long time to me. Retroactively applying a policy to an old character is way too brutal.

    I think your friend that stopped playing Everquest had the right idea. I hope he wrote to the CEO to tell them why he wasn't playing there any more.

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  313. Re:abuse of power by TuringTest · · Score: 1

    >>It's like a warm blanket. It's stupid I know, but it's mine.
    >So other people who use CmdTaco are imposters.

    In no way the first implies the second. I myself like the TuringTest name to post everywhere, but that doesnt mean that every reference to tests designed by Turing should be a tribute to me.

    "It's my name" means that I feel good with that name and I will try to use it wherever possible. Since we are entitled to unique names when we register to online forums, it pisses you off when someone tries to remove it from you.

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  314. Corpse camping and the human issue by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 1

    I think things like camping people 30 lvls below you doesn't have anything to do with anonymity, it's all about someone being a total ass. If you're an ass in real life, you're gonna gutter fck lowbies in nessing's. It's what you do.

    Personally, most of my guild won't bother killing another player unless it yields honor. Once someone doesn't yield honor, you're gonna kick thier ass.

    Lots of people are jerks and have no outlets for being jerks.

    And on a side note...why a paladin? That's a class for total pussies. Plate, low mana costing heals, ability to use strong weapons and a shield that has NO DAMAGE LIMIT AND IS NON DISPELLABLE.... When I see a pala, I just walk away, not worth my effort.

    maybe it's time to reroll a class that takes skill :D

  315. Just not right. by SaidinUnleashed · · Score: 1

    Though I do agree with the "no titles in names" rule, it ought to only apply to titles that are actually used in the game.

    And if the title is spelled differently (e.g. "Cap" or "Cmdr"), they ought to allow it.

    Really annoying policy.

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  316. Re:abuse of power by ronjeremysjohnson · · Score: 1

    Yeah but the only good that will come of it is *YOU* will get back your name. This wont help anyone else who is abused by the GM system or by Blizzard in general.

    You obviously have the power to get your words out and you choose to complain about your name in an MMORPG?! Why not bring up the EULA changes which allow them to scan out of process memory? Thats an industry wide problem which might require legislation to fix and could use the publicity.

  317. Sucks, but the name change was legit by CheSera · · Score: 1

    Rank 11 Alliance: Commander

    Part of the naming policy is to prevent people from giving themselves the appearance of a PVP rank they don't actually have. Don't ask me how this could be exploited, but that's the justification for it. And in your case, you did have part of your name that might have been mistaken as identifying you as a badass pvp'er. There have been many worse forced naming changes, where there was no apparent logic in the change, but in this case it doesn't appear you have much of an argument. Cmdr is an abbreviation of Commander.

    On the actual meat of your article though, I completely identify with the attachment one forms to ones name. I've used CheSera pretty much everywhere for the last few years, and luckily enough this name is unique enough to make this possible. One route WoW should IMHO take to help create stronger player identity in the game is to allow for customization of armor/appearance. At this point you can't change your appearance in any meaningful way. Sub 60 you get some uniqueness due to your armor, but in the end game every character starts to look the same based on class. I play a druid in an end game raiding guild, and with most of the druids in Cenarion gear, its pretty much impossible to tell us apart at a glance. Same goes for any class. If blizzard allowed for cosmetic alterations to armor, be it color, insignia, or something, you could create identity that way. Hell, make it a profession.

  318. Violated! by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

    Hey, since this is totally on-topic, I'm going to ask any of you WoW players out there to go ahead and send me an invite. Um, yeah.

    I can feel my karma burning already.

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  319. Re:abuse of power by databyss · · Score: 1

    This Frankenstein of his is his blog.

    Albeit a very popular blog and that should be considered in using restraint on deciding what to post and the potential impact.

    Although, I'd be willing to wager that Blizzard has more than enough resources to cope wiht /. horde.

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  320. Re:abuse of power by bear_phillips · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Um, the article is under the topic "Editorial", so your comments about "unbiased journalism" and "personal rants" don't relay make sense. Editorials ARE SUPPOSED to be biased. Wikipedia says "An editorial is a statement or article by a news organization (generally a newspaper) that expresses an opinion rather than attempting to simply report news, as the latter should ideally be done without bias."

    So should slashdot and every other news outlet stop having editorials?

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  321. Similar Experience by milamber3 · · Score: 0

    The same thing happened to my guildmate about a month after game launch. He got banned for no reason and came to find out that his name had been reported as offensive. It was Kidkyler. Someone has decided this must mean he is a "kid killer", but of course nevermind trying to talk to him, just report him. The actual name comes from the name of his kid, which is Kyler. Well after a few weeks of trying to get anyone at blizzard to listen, going as far as sending in a copy of his kids birth certificate, he gave up and accepted the name change. This case seems even more extreme to me because there was no real rule violation, only a percieved one which was held even after being proven false. I quit wow for a multitude of reasons, (mainly MC raids were taking up way too much of my life), but it sure didn't help that the GM's were spending time banning people for nothing. Then everytime I've had a real problem and submitted a ticket or asked for help I get no response whatsoever.

  322. How? That's Easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make the name field more sophiticated, add a space for a disused name, a timer on how long it would last, and lastly a way to differentiate between changes that were forced on a player, and those that were part of customer service. You wouldn't want the strings to be overly long, but if you made it display a little shorter there might well be a not so inconvienent way to squeeze them both into a single line of where the new name and disused name are over/under each other.

    Especially with the organization taking responsability and owning up for the changes they mercurially force onto the players it would be more palatable. While the player will frequently have opportunities to recount what happened they won't be forced into doing so to resetablish old relationships. The transition will leave no doubt as to what was done, and by whom even if the Greek style powers that be are negligent in providing a why.

    And for God's sake, the GMs should be telling people exactly which infraction they are breaking anytime the hammer falls.

  323. IDENTITY CRISIS by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    I felt the same way when I accidently locked myself out of slashdot! I sure as hell didn't want to be "someone else." Luckily, CowboyNeal, took the time to read my e-mail, and make sure that I was the "real slim shady." I hope that this makes it to the blizzard front page, because I totally agree with you.

    Two things I didn't like about the TOS regarding names:
    1. no first & last names.
    2. no numbers.
    3. character limit

    DRAGONWEEZEL... hmm. I have had this nick since 1996.
    I relate with you totally.

    Before HOTMAIL was owned by Micro$oft, I had this nick. (o.k. so I am dating myself here...)

    It all started back in the BBS days, when once, I was the Flaming weasel (cause I blew fire, and could get my self out of tricky situations) (any INFRARED ROSE fans out there?)
    Then flaming became a derogatory term, so I had to change that really quick 8')

    anywho....

    shout out to my favorite Nicks...
    MATGUY!
    RAMPRAT
    LordShroom
    Lednerg (write some time you bastard...)
    JOWIE
    TAZjr
    JASONROCKS
    RAEVESOR (Where the hell are you these days?)
    EngleX
    no i didn't forget you SHOWTIME...

    I wish you luck, and thank you for keeping my identity here safe.. (until now...)

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  324. Re:abuse of power by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    In a virtual world where the only truly identifying characteristic is a character's name, how does a name change (forced or voluntary) impact relations with others in the game? A follow up question would be: how could developers, if they so chose, account for this to minimize any negative impact?"

    They don't need to minimize the impact. For forced changes, people wouldn't bother following the name creation rules.

    If a name change is voluntary, then the person who did it chose to face the consequences of the name change.

    The thing is, CmdrTaco is upset because an identity he established outside the game is unusable inside the game. Yes, it took a while for enforcement to catch up to him. And yes, enforcement may seem arbitrary and sporadic, but I would think this more due to not enough GMs / rules lawyers / complainers to enforce every rule absolutely. But we don't have some inalienable right to have the same handle on every website we create an account on.

    The fact of the matter is (apologies to Chuck Palahniuk & Jim Uhls) you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. In WoW, you are as anonymous as the next guy... until you make a name for yourself in Wow.

    CmdrTaco says it himself (though unintentionally, I believe): "This experience has brought up a host of feelings on matters of virtual identity and virtual worlds."

    Virtual Worlds. That's plural. While we may grow attached to our handles (I use Red Flayer a variety of places), we should have no expectation that our identity in one 'world' should be valid in another 'world' -- that's the whole point of virtual worlds, no? I'm not an accountant in the World of Greyhawk, I'm a dwarven priest. And my name is not $Real_name, it's $Handle. But I'm not a dwarven priest named $Handle in the World of Warcraft...

    Re: unique IDs such as seller numbers on eBay, those are used to represent us not in a virtual world, but in the real world. As such, there is an expectation that our unique ID should be non-transferable, non-spoofable, and unchangeable.

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  325. Re:abuse of power by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
    subtly imply

    Subtlety? You must be new here...

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  326. Bleh by kuzb · · Score: 1

    I was going to post this anonymously, but at this point, I don't really care if it gets modded down, or if taco goes right in to the database and manually fries my karma, or if aliens from the nineth dimension steal my cornflakes and leave me in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.

    This is what I see in this article:

    -- snip

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    *sniff*sniff*sniff*

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaah

    -- snip

    Honestly, big ... freaking ... deal. So what. So you can't use that name. Life goes on. This article doesn't make you come across as the great creator of slashdot, it makes you come across as a whining, sniveling kid who feels that people aren't respecting him when they should. It makes you come across like this: "Bow down before me, or I will freak out on my site and denounce you to the masses.". I remember when slashdot used to be a news repository, not a place to settle personal grudges.

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  327. Re:abuse of power by Rayonic · · Score: 1

    Waah waah waah, the big mean admins won't post stories that you like? Take your ball and go home.

    "CmdrTaco" certainly is quasi-famous, in the circles we're talking about.

    And I merely pointed out that he could have received unfair preferential treatment, and may still get it yet.

  328. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 1

    Because they don't actively search out name violations. There are too many characters being created to make it practical to do so. So what they do is they only change them when they notice it, or when someone complains about the name. If you want to keep your invalid name, better not submit any GM tickets.

  329. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree. I think this is a valid argument to be posted on Slashdot. WoW forums are for bitchy noobs and complaining about downtime. This is a legitament complaint with logic and reasoning following. It brings up the issue of virtual identity (and virtual identity theft).

    I play on Stormscale (as well as other servers) and would be very upset if someone too one of my many names or made me change my name. (My names vary from Wells, HealWells, GankWells, and SpankWells)

    This also brings up the issue of GM/Blizzard abuse of power in their virtual world. They may own and control it, but ultimately we pay for it.

    If your name had been CommanderTaco then I think Blizzard would be justified in following through on the rule they used on you. However Cmdr is not the same as Commander and I think you should be allowed to keep your name.

    It is a shame you weren't a ganker or Ninja looter before your name was stolen.

  330. They changed your name? by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 1

    Those communist bastards!

  331. This is how superheros are born. by pavon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As Violated, nobody ever will recognize me for my day job. But that's really not what bugs me. I was really attached to my name. This character bounded through Azgalor slaying monsters and meeting new people. Now that character is erased and another character stands in its place. Same armor. Same class. But different somehow.

    A hard pit began to form in the depth of my soul, and I began to realize that my life as I knew it was gone. I had been cut off from everyone who knew me, from who I was. I was faceless, nameless, alone in the world. Now I would wander the shadows of the worlds, a piercing invisible wind, striking terror in the hearts of the GMs. Not just for me but for all who are Violated.

  332. Re:abuse of power by CandyMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jeez, man! Should he have written "'''impostor'''" so you could see that the word "impostor" was meant to be ironically entitled?

    Malda's is a good and interesting account (ok, maybe not front page material for some, but I liked some of Jon Katz's rants too), and this particular point is not as bad as you make it out to be. The feeling of attachment to a nickname is very common.

    I know about this feeling firsthand: I have been using the aka 'Candyman' in offline life since co-workers gave it to me (with a name like "Candeira", I was also called all the variations of "Candy*" during the years before Barker's film). I too feel like anyone who gets "Candyman" before me is some kind of impostor, as I am sure anyone who has been using the nickname and finds I have taken it before them feels I am the impostor.

    If anything, CmdrTaco was stating the obvious from a personal perspective, but he was definitely not being contradictory, using some other person's nickname, or mispelling "impostor" as "imposter". As to hypocritical, you can call him that when he starts changing people's nicknames at whimsy or enacting Blizzard's braindead policy. Last time I looked, the anonymous coward posse was still there, as were a bunch of priest impersonators and unlicensed quacks.

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  333. name that is a verb by subtract · · Score: 1
    "...let's say Congress passed a law making it illegal to have a first name that is a verb..."

    Nooooo!!!

  334. CmdrTaco by Trepas · · Score: 1

    Oh please...you went from complaining about there being consequences to violating the rules to a comparison to the US government?!? I'm sorry to break it to you, but Blizzard can not infringe upon your civil rights. You however, have the right not to play World of Warcraft. I certainly hope that you choose to exercise that right in response to Blizzard's outrageous behavior of enforcing its rules and doing what it said it would do.

  335. Go Outisde by Peeptophe · · Score: 1

    A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger.

    Run outside and punch a cop...they won't hide behind a shroud of anonymity when they bitchslap you.

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  336. Time to stop reading slashdot. by networkphantom · · Score: 1

    With an article of this level, and the recent dwindling content or lack/thereof at slashdot, I can safely say slashdot.org is being removed from my favorites. I play WoW, I am also in the tech industry. I fail to see how this reaches any sort of news worthy level, what's next... story on how you accidentally lost your 'purple' sword during a recent game update? And how it left you feeling? -1 slashdot reader. Goodbye.

    1. Re:Time to stop reading slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With an article of this level, and the recent dwindling content or lack/thereof at slashdot...

      I kind of agree here. While it's not going to make me stop reading slashdot just yet I do have to admit this would be better as a journal entry. Slashdot has gone way down hill since someone decided that slashdot should be a soapbox in the 2004 election with the "political" section. Just convient timing? I doubt that.

  337. Golden rule! by nazsco · · Score: 1

    > You have really no recourse against a GM. That scares me.

    That's the golden rule!

  338. My favorite name change... by Shads · · Score: 1

    .. was "Corona Sunburst" in eq1. "Because it was the name of a beer." nevermind the fact that obvious by combination of first name / last name he wasn't refering to the beer... or that the word corona isn't quite like coors or budweiser in that its a real word not just a brand... they forced a name change on him. He quit. MMO companies really don't care about small numbers of people they only care when slews of people quit over something. One account is a drop in the bucket.

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  339. Re:abuse of power by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Thereby driving the last of the good readers over to Digg.com where they would be much happier.

    Yes, do it, Taco. Let's hear ten paragraphs about how "violated" you are by Blizzard making you--gasp--change your videogame nickname on their servers.

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  340. Name changes shouldn't even be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The name of a character is just too important.

    There was a guy on my server that screwed over a lot of people - ninja looting, threating guilds, a lot of childish nonsense. The server as a whole got sick of him, started blacklisting him from groups and raids (and for end-game content, this is a deathstroke).

    The man goes to the server forum, makes a grandiose 'goodbye server, I'm never coming back' message, and disappears.

    A couple weeks later, we find out that he requested a name change, and had been playing the entire time with the same character, screwing more people over. In a social game like WOW, names are really the only way to positively identify someone, and we need to be able to identify people, without chance of mistake.

  341. Well damn, man. Play by the rules! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a grip with life, cry baby.

  342. Re:abuse of power by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

    My problem with that is that its not consistent. If they're going to enforce a rule about invalid names, then they need to do it 100% and not this spot-checking thing. I see tons of names that look like they don't belong, but I don't complain because I don't play on a RP server, where I hear that kind of thing is enforced a little more actively. It just annoys me when the enforcement of rules is relatively random. Taco didn't say anything about creating a ticket, but if thats the case, then I guess those with bad names know what to avoid. Otherwise it seems some GM was bored and just was browsing around for something to do. Who knows.

  343. Re:abuse of power by LnxAddct · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just a quick side note, I think if you and the other editors participated more in the discussion, you would receive less criticism and seem more "part of the crowd" rather than above and beyond as some posters like to make you seem. It would be good to see someone such as yourself bicker back and forth with someone on the merits of say running a large clustered site or if a game is worth playing. Flame on! :-) Excellent essay by the way, its important that issues like these are verbalized so innocent gamers can see the problem is on a larger scale than just them being personally targeted and unable to do anything about it. Regardless of what others are posting, I think this was a responsible use of your position and abilities (the site is after all *yours*).
    Regards,
    Steve

  344. Re:abuse of power by _xeno_ · · Score: 1
    There is a faceless bittwiddler from Blizzard out there giving people a hard time for using names they have used everywhere else, and no way to reign him in.

    No, no there isn't. The GMs in WoW don't proactively enforce the naming policy, they only do it reactively. If CmdrTaco had his name changed, that means someone reported him to a GM. Which probably means he did something to annoy someone, who decided to take revenge by doing the virtual equivilent of running to tell mommy on you for some minor thing you did.

    Plus, "Cmdrtaco" is pretty blatantly against the naming policies you have to agree to when you sign up for the game. I dunno if CmdrTaco actually read them, but I did, they're not exactly secret. His name clearly violates the titles restriction. This isn't new, either, this is the same naming policy they had in open beta.

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  345. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 1

    To be fair, I agree. At the time I didn't notice it was under editorial. I just saw games, so obviously I'm mistaken in my stance. However, I'm still not sure that it should belong on the front page.

  346. Re:abuse of power by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

    I understand how tough it is to deal with the loss of an online identity. This is actually the third major identity I've had, and about the longest-lasting so far. Soon after I was able to get access to Gmail, I couldn't get this name, or any of my preferred variations, so I was rather dismayed. I've understood that since I take the name of a movie character, I'm going to get locked out of certain things, but it's still slightly painful when it happens. On occasion, I've stopped using a service for a while because of it, usually wandering back to it eventually when I get some time for it to settle in that it's really not that big a deal in this case. The next time it happens, though...

    On the topic of the GM, a friend works at Blizzard, and was at one point one of the crew that oversees the GMs. This friend told me about the kinds of things that GMs would do that were within the letter of the rules, but violated the spirit, so could be hard to punish. There was also the issue of when to reverse judgement calls; overriding such things can cause problems down the line.

    Of course, this doesn't cover the actual abuse issues. One GM lost a PvP match, and got so mad that he flipped to his GM account and teleported the winning player into some sure-death scenario (I want to say lava, but since I don't play the game and it was a while ago, I'm not quite sure). The GM was fired less than 30 minutes later, but the point is that there are plenty of petty people working things.

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  347. Yes, and? by Minwee · · Score: 1
    "I'm told that since the game has an internal honor system with titles, my name is not allowed. Never mind the fact that 'Cmdr' is not one of their titles."

    As it happens "Commander" is one of their titles, and a pretty high one at that. "Cmdr" is not only a string of consonants which makes native speakers of Slovenian give up all hope of pronouncing it, it is very similar to an in-game rank.

    You violated the naming policy. It is unpronounceable, contains a masked title, and is even a clear reference to a well known person, character, place or icon.

    You agreed to these rules before you ever created the character "Cmdrtaco" and broke all of them. What exactly is the lesson that needs to be learned here?

  348. TOS glossing over-ness by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Heh, yet another example of someone who failed to read the terms of service. That particular clause has been in there since at least the release. I wouldn't know about the beta. Of course, if they'd make the TOS shorter and easier to read and didn't change them every patch, it'd be easier to follow.

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  349. Re:abuse of power by praedictus · · Score: 1

    Seriously it is an interesting question, I use this nick in at least 8 places. It's fairly unique, so anyone I know online from any one site has a reasonable chance of identifying the actual individual behind the nick. I have an extremely common name in my country of birth, one full page in the phone book for ~200k people, though at my current residence I can probably be sure I'm the only one in ~120K persons here in this city with this name. On the other hand with n million internet users there's probably only a small handfull of praedictii. In the late 80's, early 90's my customary nick was devoid, though soon appeared so many people using this I soon abandoned it, as it ceased to be a unique identifier. So I can understand CmdrTaco's feelings of betrayal at this somewhat arbitrary decision on a GM's part, ie why suddenly after 6 months is the name considered a violation of the "rules".

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  350. Re:abuse of power by Hades- · · Score: 1

    Personally I like to see these kinds of articles. That was one of the main draws to Slashdot for me over the past years. I enjoyed visiting the site for news, but what I really liked was the personal interaction on the site. 'Hemos Gets Hitched' and the marriage proposal are some of the greatest memories I have of the Slashdot.
     
    On another off topic related note: I miss Geeks in Space. It was something I really enjoyed listening to -- "podcasting" two years before the iPod was introduced. Self written articles and opinions add sugar (or splenda if that's your thing) to the top of the doughnut. Good websites need that personal touch in my opinion.

    My 2 cents on the name change: I can understand both sides but as long as the name isn't offensive in any way I don't know why they'd really enforce something like that. I've played Final Fantasy XI since November of 2003 and have only seen two people forced to change their names personally: Teebaggins and Littleshyte. Obvious reasons for that. Although I guess I wouldn't mind if they did some name cleaning to remove the Cloudxxx, Clouddd, Sephitorth, Sephroth, Squallxx, and my personal favorite: Starcraftsquall.

  351. Re:abuse of power by metamatic · · Score: 1
    I doubt I'm alone in this experience.

    Definitely not. When you write:

    A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger. [...] You have really no recourse against a GM. That scares me.

    ...you could just as easily be talking about the LiveJournal abuse team, who are empowered to hand out bitchslaps anonymously and have absolutely zero accountability. In that case, even Brad Fitz can't do anything about it, or doesn't care.

    It's nothing to do with your being anonymous though; as the LJ example shows, they would bitchslap you just as happily if they had your photo and personal info right there in front of them.

    All you need for authority to become abusive is anonymity and lack of accountability on the part of those with the authority; though it helps tremendously if they're given the power to outright silence critics. (At least that isn't the case of the moderation system on Slashdot.)

    What with the abusive moderators, the spyware, the copy protection to prevent first sale rights, the lawsuits against bnetd, and the high price, I find it really hard to understand why so many people bend over and take it from Blizzard for the privilege of playing World of Warcraft. Like with Microsoft and their customers, I find myself wondering how far the company could go before people would actually revolt.

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  352. a rose by any other name... would be different. by SolemnDragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I get it.

    Mostly because i've been 'solemndragon' online since '94.

    It's derived from my name, and i guess i'm pretty attached.

    It bothers me when other people use it, because i feel there should be some recourse for the user of an online name. I would like to be able to say that there were no other solemndragons. Never happen- the more i use it, the better the odds that someone will like it and steal it- but it's still mine, and it was original when i came up with it.

    (On the other hand, i had a great uncle named john smith, and he wasn't able to use his name anywhere without someone assuming it was fake. There were so many John Smiths in the world, both real and alias, that his name lost value. He said it came in handy when people WERE looking for him. He liked his name, but there were too many similar ones for his to be identifying. A superunique name loses value when copied, a common name comes in handy when trying to hide but not when trying to stand out. The world needs more 'anonymous' possibilities so that we can choose which aspect we want.)

    Know what I'd like? A name registry, same as we use for our websites. If i can demonstrate being solemndragon for ten+ years (or at least that no one else was before me) then i should get my name and the rights to use it. And be allowed to refer to that in using my name on games sites, etc.

    I know it won't happen, and if it were, there are a half dozen problems with it that i haven't foreseen (buit someone will surely point out in triplicate) but i can still wish.

    So I get it. It's not about can or should or how or why, it's about hey, you were you, and now you aren't that version any more on their game, and maybe some discussion of this is not really such a bad idea. I see this as relevant because it's related to online identity in a vital way. It's not quite 'your rights online,' but it's at least an opinion piece on the value of a name.

    1. Re:a rose by any other name... would be different. by bobbyjack · · Score: 1

      So how, when you come register on my website, do I know YOU are SolemnDragon and that troll back then wasn't? Some kind of super-secure scheme, maybe? Trouble is, the more importance you attach to a security mechanism, the greater the fallout if that security mechanism is breached. Would you really feel more comfortable if 'your' name was stolen in your scenario, or in the scenario that we have now? Maybe it's best to let it lie and accept that online names are, well, just like everything online - not 100% reliable.

    2. Re:a rose by any other name... would be different. by daniil · · Score: 1

      So how, when you come register on my website, do I know YOU are SolemnDragon and that troll back then wasn't?

      The pox on you and your kind for not knowing the difference between a Troll and the Dragon!

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    3. Re:a rose by any other name... would be different. by blinder · · Score: 1

      gah!!!

      you *must* be new here... hehehe... if someone couldn't tell the difference between a troll and SolemnDragon... well uh yeah... that'll be the day. for starters, most trolls (dare i say all?) have about 1/16th the vocabulary as SolemnDragon. heh.

  353. Major Major Major by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In Catch-22, Major Major Major has just such name change forced on him. His father told his mother in the maternity ward that he named the boy "Caleb" . . .

    Not until Major Major was enrolling in kindergarten was the discovery of his real name made . . . It was a harsh and stunning realization that was forced upon him at so tender an age, the realization that he was not, as he had always been led to believe, Caleb Major, but instead was some total stranger named Major Major Major about whom he knew absolutely nothing and about whom nobody else had ever heard before."
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  354. Seconded by msimm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think its refreshing to hear someone articulate something original. Getting rubber-stamped, reguritated news is fine and all but this reminded me there are people in here. And even better, people that think about the times they are writting in.

    Let the lamers moan. Good article Cmdr.

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  355. Re:abuse of power by broggyr · · Score: 0

    Some people just have way too much going on to allow someone else to express their opinion - especially on their own site. Some others just cannot be made happy mo matter what you do. I personally am glad you posted it.

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  356. Something to really Bake your Noodle by Kriticism · · Score: 1

    Something to keep in mind:

    Generally, forced name changes in WoW only occur when someone reports you for having your name.

    Meaning, somebody didn't like seeing CmdrTaco on their screen, and decided to whine about it to the GMs.

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    -The Computer

  357. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I can vouch for the weirdness of this. I got a message "Would you like to help Rob through Uldaman?" Sure, so I join the party and there's some dude named Violated in the group. So I asked when Rob was going to be able to log in and I got this story.

    It was weird as hell. It's still weird getting used to him being "Violated" instead of Taco.

  358. Naah, it's safe by roystgnr · · Score: 4, Funny

    The real CmdrTaco will never find out; it's been years since he last read Slashdot.

    1. Re:Naah, it's safe by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      It's terrible what happened to him; not sure if everyone heard, but he was abducted by the forest dwelling pygmies of Bhutan[1] whilst on a hiking holiday[2] several years back[3]... something about trying to find his inner-self[4]... anyway, he's never been seen since[5].

      Legend has it that you can still hear the screams!![n]

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      [1]May not be entirely true.
      [2]May not be entirely true.
      [3]May not be entirely true.
      [4]May not be entirely true.
      [5]May not be entirely true.

  359. The lesson? by SamSim · · Score: 1

    I guess the lesson here is that choosing a screen name which will be available everywhere and last forever is much, much harder than at first it appears. It's gotta be long and unusual so nobody else has already taken it; it can't have profanity or punctuation or spaces because many places disallow these; you can't name yourself after something which you're interested in because sooner or later you'll lost interest in it; and now, apparently, you can't insert a title in there either. How much more difficult can it get?

  360. Grandma by Schwern · · Score: 1

    I had a similar experience back in Feburary. I think a long time about character names. With the limited character customization options its really your entire identity in WoW. Made up a little, wrinkled gnomish rogue called GrandmaShiv. Thought it would be fun to play a motherly character who'll stab you in the back with her knitting needles, in contrast to all the young, healthy adventurers. Didn't even get out of the newbie area before a self-appointed name nazi reported me to a GM. Title violation.

    My experience with the GM went a little smoother than CmdrTaco. I was not immediately thrown out of the game. I got an out-of-game email from GM Gamada telling me that my name was changed to a new temporary one. That my offense was "Use of title and Inappropriate naming on a role play server (non-fantasy name)" That I could reply back with a list of new names if the temporary one was not suitable. And an email address I could write to with a dispute.

    So I disputed, explaining my character idea, why "Grandma" is appropriate for the character and why "Shiv" is a valid fantasy name (thieves' cant word derived from latin, not just modern gangspeak). I also pointed out that the RP Naming Policy stated that "Fantasy titles should be earned through the mechanics of the game" but I doubted I'd be able to earn the title "Grandma" in WoW.

    Destrus, Senior GM, wrote back saying he understood my position and talked with his supervisors about it, but the policy is no titles, fantasy or not. At least they thought about it a bit.

    So... good experience with the GMs. But did I ever play that character again? No. The whole thing soured my enthusiasm for the concept and "Beldame" (my new chosen name) was just... different from "GrandmaShiv". It would be interesting to know how many characters continue to be played after a name change. Does changing a character name in a MMORPG pretty much guarantee their death?

  361. they took your job... by Hoohoodilly · · Score: 0

    ...er name

  362. The real reason you had your name changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They probably made you change your name because there was a Cmdrtaco 3 weeks earlier, and another 2 weeks before that. :) 3

    (here's hoping the anonymous button doesn't allow him to track and ban me)

  363. Re:abuse of power by badmammajamma · · Score: 1

    There was this guy in my EQ guild (Triton) on Povar that had the name Pimpn' Ain'tEasy. He had this name for almost two years before the "man" caught up with him and made him change it because for some odd reason they felt it didn't fit the fantasy genre of the game. The interesting part about it was that his in-game personality seemed to change with his name. We caught on to his new name easily enough but he, as Pimpn', just wasn't the same. I also can't remember his new name.

    The point being I guess, that I agree identity is important but I think it may be more than just about people recognizing you.

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  364. Free Advice: by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    If you dance with the devil, sooner or later you have to pay the fiddler.

    Why didn't you buy control of Blizzard with some of the money you got for selling out Slashdot?

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    -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  365. You must be new around here by LSD-OBS · · Score: 1

    A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger. That really makes the whole experience even more dehumanizing. In a massive virtual world, we're still people.

    You must be new around here.

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    Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson
  366. Re:Open source alternative? by aichpvee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously though, World of Evertux Galaxies would be an awesome game. Think of it, Massively Multiplayer Online Fighting Penguin Simulation!

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  367. Re:abuse of power by BushCheney08 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow! Check out that UID! Can I buy your handle from you?

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  368. My WoW Name Change Experience by bayers · · Score: 1

    On an role play server, I had a gnome which I called 'Dipstick'. I think 'Dipstick' is a good gnome name. A dipstick is a mechanical part, gnomes are engineers and tinkerers, and the term 'dipstick' refers to a 'silly' person which also applies to gnomes somewhat. But somebody took offense and turned me in so I had to change the name.

    Sometimes, other players will use the name rules to get revenge on you. If you do or say something they don't like, they'll report you to the GM and make you change your name. Petty.

    I changed the name to 'Blastoff'.

  369. Really? Now you know how it feels (bitchslapping) by joshv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Long ago I was 'bitch-slapped'. What did I do? I down-modded one comment, apparently the wrong one. For this crime all of my karma (which was significant at the time) was removed. Apparently the guy I downmodded was some buddy of the slashdot inner circle (if I remember correctly, the notorious Signal 11). I was not aware that one could be 'bitch-slapped' for downmodding a single comment.

    I received no explanation and my karma was never restored. I tried to explain that even if my single moderation was incorrect (which is arguable), my overall pattern of moderation was consistent and sound (in fact I rarely downmod, then or now). My arguments fell on deaf ears.

    Keep whining Malda. I hope they ignore you.

  370. City of Heros by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 0

    They made me change my name, it was a poop joke, but it was a scientific name not slang. So they made me change my name because they're on a power trip. So I became CrappyEULA.

  371. Re:abuse of power by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Waah waah waah, the big mean admins won't post stories that you like? Take your ball and go home.

    Waah waah waah, the big mean admins won't let CmdrTaco use the name he likes? He should take his ball and go home.

    Why is CmdrTaco complaining about Blizzard okay to you, but people complaining about CmdrTaco doing it on Slashdot's front page not? In both cases, it's users complaining about the product and its leaders.

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  372. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is blizzard and why should anyone care?

    I got bored with the virtual world thing on lamda moo like in 98...
    didnt realize people still had the time or energy to do that sorta thing...

    but then again I didnt realize people had the time and energy for liveurinal..er journal... until my wife was complaining about the arguments she was having on it.

    wierd.

    I don't understand why anyone needs these things when we have emacs to entertain ourselves with...

    wierd...

  373. Spam War for CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should start a spam campaign for our commander. How dare someone register CmdrTaco@gmail.com before he did. We should all send emails to the imposter and let him know that he is a bastard. mailto:CmdrTaco@gmail.com Help fight the war on identity theft.

  374. More redundancy by Crouty · · Score: 1
    I real life you are more than a name. Others can identify you by your face, figure, gestures, voice etc. Your name is merely redundant.

    In MMORPGs, at least in those online today, most of these attributes that help identify you are missing. In some RPGs you can color your clothes/armor. In WoW you farm the armor that has the best stats and in comes in exactly one color and look. In some RPGs you can choose a body size and attributes like thickness of arms and legs or features of your avatar's face. In WoW you have only the choice between a few hairdos and faces and you need to be real close to recognize them.

    So what you are in WoW is indeed basically your name, especially because interaction with other players is mostly via chat. I must admit I would consider CmdrTaco an ooc name in WoW. BTW I canceled my account today because I lost interest in WoW and I am really angry about Blizzard's recend introduction of spyware in the game client.

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  375. Running a Game and Names by lordmage · · Score: 1

    Rob,

    I have seen you on Battle.net before and it was fun to meet you. What I have found that in running an online game for many years is that people love there names. Names are important as it is how people address you and it is perfectly normal to feel as you do.

    One of the rules we have is that names cannot be profane or Mock another player. I use the name "Winston" as my handle and you will find people logging in with "WinstonSucks" or other names. Its rather funny but its pretty much clear they want to be denied. I find those easy to deal with. Its the ones with strange names like Pwned or other things. I tend to let them as it also shows level of maturity.

    I have chosen to modify my name at times online. Since my online game is "The Mage's Lair" and we have had several clans in outside games.. I am known a lot as TML_Winston. It makes it more specific.

    CmdrTaco is a valid name and I feel for you. I would think that you could use your celebrity to win this battle. Contact Blizzard as a representative of Slashdot.. I am sure many of the GM's may know who you are.

    If you change your name try: TheCmdrTaco or Slashdot_Taco.

    Chris "Winston" Litchfield
    http://www.mageslair.net/

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    I can program myself out of a Hello World Contest!!
  376. Re:abuse of power by schon · · Score: 1

    no offense

    None taken, but I think you might want to work on your reading comprehension - it might reduce the amount you have to add that disclaimer in the future.

    but his name clearly violates the policy, and even he admits that

    OK, where did I say that his name *didn't* violate the policy? For that matter, where did I mention the naming policy at all?

    I don't see how that qualifies as "heinous."

    Please show where I said that it did.

    I used the word "heinous" only once, in referring to things Blizzard has done in the past. As this is a current discussion, that qualifier pretty much excludes it.

  377. Re:abuse of power by jeff13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    CmdrTaco, you are here providing insight about the virtual world. Slashdot has been reporting on this since the beginning.

    Those who accuse you of being "petty" or whatever seem to have forgotten the context they are in. The Internet!

    If anything, this shows the limits, mistakes, and abuses of the virtual world by those who create it - that would be /. readers I'm sure.

    Your post is insightful and informative about a regular subject on Slashdot.

    My thanx, and sorry some people out there have lost perspective.

  378. Re:abuse of power by citog · · Score: 1

    However, I'm still not sure that it should belong on the front page.
    It's not a dupe, it doesn't have a link that I have to follow to RTFA, it doesn't mention Google/Microsoft/Apple/Whoever else gets slagged about 'marketing posts', won't inspire an In-Soviet-Russia/In-Korea-x-is-only-for-old-people meme and looks like it was checked for spelling and grammar. How could you not stick it on the front page? :)

    I jest, of course.

  379. Oh-oh... by Kaa · · Score: 1

    In other news today the World of Warcraft server Azgalor suddenly got a huge influx of new players, most of them on the Horde side... :-)

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    Kaa
    Kaa's Law: In any sufficiently large group of people most are idiots.
  380. Re:abuse of power by thrillseeker · · Score: 2, Insightful
    f you wanted people to think about the importance of virtual identity, you could have done so without making a personal rant. The fact of the matter is that it is a personal rant,

    Bullshit. To discuss a concern of virtual identity without disclosing his own personal interest in it would be the height of dishonesty. Maybe you're just too used to reading journalists who write without a disclosed agenda, leading you gently by the hand down their path, and making you think the entire time it was all your idea.

  381. Funny, I got the Nick "ManJuice" right past them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, arbitrary rules. Get over yourself.

  382. Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that you'll give us a mechanism to recover our old three and four digit accounts on /.?

  383. its a game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a fuckin life

  384. Re:abuse of power by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    Makes you wonder where Jon Katz has been.

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    "...today consumers have been conditioned to think of beer when they see a bullfrog..."
  385. Rights and Alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the system does belong to the organization running it, the players do have some rights, they are entitled to an enjoyable game in return forf their money. If the management is being too much of a pain in the ass, you can go elsewhere.

    One interesting possibility would be to set up a similar game in open source form to provide a more freewheeling alternative. People could toy with the basic rules to come up with something reasonably balanced.

  386. yo malda, improve slashdot functionality!! by RiotXIX · · Score: 1

    oops, hit submit too early...

    Really though, I though I'd try to counter the inevitable tide of 'fuck you malda' hate comments by posting what I could - it's his site, it's pretty harsh that that's what he has to deal with for opening his woes to the community he started.

    Hey CmdrTaco, since there's a chance you are actually reading this thread, and perhaps this comment, here are two rules that I'm pushing for that would sincerely "improve the overall functionality" of slashdot for myself and I'm sure many others:

    1. An option (since I doubt you would make these changes global) to reduce the slashdot comment view so that +funny = max 3 - tends to eat up the whole page with thing I don't find funny.

    2. Have a user id filter: people can filter comments to show user ids less than n: re-live slashdot with the same users of 5 years ago! You can only post if your id is underneath the max user id filter.

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  387. Telling them exactly what they want to hear by TJWitz · · Score: 1

    All you're doing with this editorial is saying to Blizzard - 'hey look, you can totally identity-rape me in a social game, but I'll still fork over my $14 every month.' I think your new name only tells half the story; perhaps WillingVictim would suit you better. I commend you for your well-written article, and shake my head at your inability to speak with the voice that truly counts to Blizzard - your wallet.

  388. Re:The REAL Real Reason by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco -> Command Her Taco

    They just didn't want to have to explain the last part so they used the title clause instead of the morality clause. That's why it took so long for somebody to tell him why his name was changed.

    License plate 101.

  389. TAPFKACT by ShadowFlyP · · Score: 1

    I think I would have changed my name to "The Azgalor Paladin formally known as CmdrTaco". Or maybe just "The Taco formally titled as Cmdr".

  390. We NEED public figures to do this! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
    The truth of the matter is that sometimes the little guys will get abused by authority until authority picks on a public figure in which uses his position to fix the problem and therefore no more little guys get abused.

    Hear, hear!

    I find I increasingly have a problem with the Internet being unregulated. When it's unregulated, certain people or organisations (particularly large ones) naturally come to have more power than others, not necessarily based on merit. At that point, they can damage less powerful people or organisations, and often the usual recourse is not available to the damaged party. I have encountered this several times now.

    For example, I've had a bitter ex post (on LiveJournal) modified versions of some intimate personal mails we exchanged while going out, knowing they would present a false image of me to some mutual friends who would see them there. The LiveJournal admins fobbed off my complaint, giving a technically implausible excuse for why they couldn't fix it, and (scary part) when I mentioned it once in a relevant discussion on Slashdot, I got loads of replies saying of course they can't censor it just on your say-so, while failing to notice that I had been given no reasonable opportunity to prove that my objection was legitimate. I guess it's easy to make flippant comments like "Just deal with it, it's only words", or "You need to find more understanding friends", from the safety of an anonymous account hidden behind a computer screen. Try it in real life and see how you do.

    Just a few days ago, I had a deeply unpleasant encounter with the infamous editors at the Open Directory Project (DMOZ). Here's a group whose directory is so significant that my organisation's descriptive text if you Google for us comes from what some random ODP editor decided, not from either Google or us. They rejected a request to update certain aspects of our entry, on the basis that they violated editorial guidelines, and those guidelines are for the benefit of the web-browsing public and not webmasters (whose opinions they consider irrelevant - Google for them and you'll find numerous tales of woe where an ODP has treated others with contempt and hidden behind their guidelines to get away with it).

    The key point here is that both of these organisations admitted that their actions (or lack of them) were actually doing me/my group harm. They knew they were damaging other people through their decision and their influence, and they chose to ignore that fact.

    And what options are we left with? The damaged party could, theoretically, take some sort of legal action. Of course, when you're acting across international boundries, that's not exactly straightforward, nor cheap. In a case of major damage being cause it might be worth it, but what about all the minor injustices that happen every day when groups like this choose to throw their weight around? In the real world, we have legal systems, small claims courts, and such to deal with it. On the Internet, we have nothing.

    I'm sure some would argue that this is a price worth paying for a free Internet. Once upon a time, I might have agreed with them, but as more large organisations rise to a power above their station, and more little guys like you and me get trampled in small but still damaging ways, I find my belief in the practicality of a free Internet challenged. With freedom should come responsibility, yet right now, the Big Guys accept no responsibility for their actions and anyone who's damaged by a Big Guy has no recourse.

    Unless, of course, they themselves run the most popular geek blog on the Internet, and have a voice to shout back. So you go for it, CmdrTaco, because the rest of us can't.

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  391. Re:So if I get it right... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Violated overlord.

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    The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  392. well by CaptnMArk · · Score: 1

    I guess I wont be playing that game even if they bother to make a Linux version ...

    Too bad...

  393. You too!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same exact thing happened to me :( at lvl 43 SoulRaper which I had been using for about 5 years had suddenly become bad when a GM told me to log immedietely and change my name or he would do it for me, and understandable as well, but my character has never been the same since, now 60. Although I have regained my reputation, and let all people on my friends list know what happened, now I'am SoulReeper and stupid people often refer to me as soulkeeper, soulsleeper. Runs away crying, but I feel for you.

    Soulraper at heart /SoulReeper in game..... Mal'Ganis

  394. Follow the rules by rbanzai · · Score: 1

    You broke the rules and got caught.

    It's fine learn 2 play.

  395. I know a guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guildee of mine named Urnanus, thats a planet right, was forced to change his name. I dont care how you pronounce it, this is kinda stupid. Whats next, earth, mercury, jupiter, mars, saturn, pluto, etc.... He spelled it backwords, denied. Maybe he should have rearranged the letters, I wonder if they would have caught on?

  396. Re:abuse of power by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I considered moderating you down as flamebait for cussing... but you actually express my opinion pretty accurately here. Slashdot is not a normal news site. Never has been. And if it ever has to be one, thats probably when I quit and move on and flip burgers somewhere.

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  397. Re:abuse of power by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

    I've gotten a few dozen replies to my short tempered cheap shot, and I think this will be the only one I reply to, so please read this. I know I'll start to rant, but bear with me =].

    CmdrTaco's complaint against Blizzard was not their abuse of power. It certainly comes off that way, but it is not. It is clearly an attempt to set a discussion in motion concerning identity creation in a virtual world, a major topic in modern academia. A friend of mine just finished a thesis on it.

    In fact, I created a character in an online game, only to have my account accidently destroyed without returning the name, meaning I had to create a new name. No one knew who I was. It was startling. What I'm saying here is, I understand that CmdrTaco is commenting how closely your name is tied to identity in the virtual realm.

    After reading his piece, I still felt a strong thread of irony in his example. Near the end, he talks about how the system can at times feel arbitrary. That was unnecessary for his point, and IMNSHO, petty bitching. I should not have acted so rashly, and weighed his thoughts more carefully before responding. The nature of this forum benefits those who think and speak quickly, not carefully. Sometimes I receive a positive response from the community, sometimes a negative. My comment is meant as a gut response to his article. When I read what he wrote, that was the first thing I thought of. I felt it was humorously enough phrased that others might enjoy it, so I posted it.

    And I still stand by my statement. There is a definite value in a large part of his piece, but the remainder is unnecessary to the topic. That remainder is what I am addressing. If he were to submit that to me to edit, I would say the same thing. When he thrusts a rant like that upon the community, the community will respond in kind.

    To dissect it further, it his his paragraph concerning the ambiguity of the naming rules in WoW that I refer to when I refer to an abuse of power. He argues that a GM uses those rules, they are poorly phrased enough to allow a gross misuse of the system. Thus, his position as an editor on Slashdot gives him likewise power. His use of that power to (perhaps rightfully) post whatever he likes is just as much an abuse as the GM forcing him to remove his Cmdr title. In case you haven't picked up on it, what I'm saying is that perhaps neither is an abuse of power.

    The final dissection lies in the "livejournal" comment. Slashdot appears professional. In reality, it is (or so I hear) a for-profit owned by some corporation, but run mostly for fun by some geeks. It is CmdrTaco's breaking of that facade of professionalism that I take issue with. A readership so large creates a responsibility for consistency. When CmdrTaco uses the forum for his perfectly legitimate article about identity formation in a virtual realm, that is fine. When, in that article, he wanders off of that topic and whines about his own loss of identity, rather that focusing on the concept of identity creation, he destroys that level of professionalism. That kind of writing is perfectly acceptable in an online journal run by some geeks. It is grossly misplaced in a news site that wishes to even appear concerned about actual news.

    You might notice I talk about my personal experience with the topic at hand in various parts of this response, but I do not dwell in it. Anywho, it was all really meant mostly ironically, hinting at serious critique.

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  398. Re:abuse of power by SiliconJesus · · Score: 1

    You're not the first that this has happened to. Worst are the clans who've been disbanded since early in the game, without their money being refunded or being renamed. A lot of the discontent for this came up when groups were disbanded literally a day into the game, when gold was VERY hard to come by. The players couldn't regroup, as they had generally liquidated everything to get the gold necessary to form the original guild.

    It happens. Its their game, their ball, and they decide how to play. As you said - you're playing at their table with their dice. I'm sorry it happened to you while there are still players out there with names like "liqmywang" but I s'pose Blizzard had to start somewhere.

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  399. I would be pissed too Because by donweel · · Score: 1

    It was ok to use your nick for abuot six months then they nuke it. If they did not allow this nick up front fine. But to allow you to use it and build a relationship then come down on you is wrong. They should parse the names and filter that stuff up front. It shouldn't be too hard to check that stuff using a dictonary.

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    1. Re:I would be pissed too Because by stanmann · · Score: 1

      yeah, tell that to lagoles, leegoolas, lleggolllas, legggolasss, leggomyeggolasss, logelas, gondelf, gandelf, gendalf etc on any MMORPG. The only viable solution is either 24 hour lag in name creation or to allow players to police themselves using the name reporting solution provided by most MMORPGs.

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  400. i too had this happen by globeadue · · Score: 1

    So many replies already, dont think anyone will ever see this but yest I know what your talking about.... Beta one I had the name "RunsWithKodo" for a tauren hunter (cow man for those that done play, the tauren were themed after native american culture). not a day went by that someone didnt message me and say thats a great name! 6 months after retail launch,... they nerfed me. said i was in violation... I quite the game after 2 weeks of arguing with gm's and their refusal to even talk to me. I lost my identity in the game that day, it hurt, people were randomly sending me tells asking who the hell i was and why i was on their friends list... I was an enchanter,.. we dont get nice items we can put in the ah and let the game system hawk our wares, we build a clientel of people that know our prices are fair.... I lost that that day... 5 months of building a reputable character, with a name that fit the game theme and boom, gone...

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  401. Violated by blueup · · Score: 1

    So here's a question for you; if taking away your VIRTUAL name, in ONE virtual world made you uncomfortable, does it give you greater insight into the problem of REAL identity theft in the REAL world? (another slashdot hot topic anyway)


    It's something that truly concerns me. There's no escape; no other world to go to, the problem will continually dog you from that time forward, and it's something that's hard to protect yourself against. Your "identity" is in the hands of others. Millions of others. Usually Enron employees. Or tidymart or whatever.

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    -- The above may have once been believed by me, but any truth or application you find is your own problem.
  402. Frustration with power-mad bullies is nothing new by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    This existed long before computers and MMORPG's, of course.

    Anytime you give someone authority (be they cop, soldier, politician, etc.) there will always be some who will abuse it or use it for their own interests. Some people just seem to be aroused by flaunting their power. And the less accountability they have, the worse they are (which is why corruption is so frequently the result of a breakdown of leadership and oversight).

    These same individuals also tend to be the biggest assholes about letting and/or denying others entry into their little power group too, especially when they themselves first "get in." I used to have a fraternity brother that called this attitude the "Now that it's my party, no one else is invited" phenomenon. It's why sophomores are always the worst hazers. Something about power is intoxicating, particularly when you're first exposed to it.

    -Eric

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  403. Let's see if my "online name" stays intact.... by Brightest+Light · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Firstly, to everybody claiming that "Slashdot is a blog and Taco can post whatever he wants on it":
    Slashdot stopped being Taco's personal blog when VA Software bought it and employed him. Oh, and let's not forget the advertisements, slashvertisements and the subscription sales. This makes slashdot a BUSINESS VENTURE (granted a very poorly-run one, if VA's stock is any indication (it's lower in value than SCO's!)), and somebody's personal blog no longer. To paraphrase a previous poster: FoxNews may be Rupert Murdoch's property, but does that make it alright for him to have his "i didnt read the speed limit sign, how dare they give me a speeding ticket" story read as headline news by the anchors? Taco's bad experience belongs on his journal, because that's what the journals are for. He's abusing his ability as a site editor to put this on the front page.

    This would be relevant to gaming if it were a well thought out article about online identity, instead of somebody whinging that they had to change their name in WoW because they didn't take the time to read the rules of the game. I've seen Taco point others to Slashdot's years out of date FAQ, so now I'll take the time to point him to one: Part 3, Section A, Subsection 13 (naming conventions) AND I QUOTE (though the emphasis is mine alone):

    In particular, you may not use any name...
    13. That incorporates titles. For purposes of this subsection, "titles" shall include without limitation 'rank' titles (e.g. , "CorporalTed," or "GeneralVlad"), monarchistic or fantasy titles (e.g., "KingMike", "LordSanchez"), and religious titles (e.g., "ThePope," or "Reverend Al").

    Now, if you're going to join a service that you must pay a monthly fee to use, that you're going to put in all sorts of time over, then don't you think it would behoove one to read the fucking rules of the service? it's pretty clear that Taco was breaking the rules, so what exactly does he expect to happen? Does he expect to get an exception just because he's That Guy Who Makes Slashdot Run? If it took him "dozens of inquiries to get that explained" then he needs to learn to read the rules of the game before he plays. I don't play Wow, and it took me about 10 seconds to find the relevant rules page and its section regarding names. It's really not that hard.

    This is a non-story, the only reason it's on the front page is because of Taco's abuse of power. To be fair, at least it's something fresh and recent instead of the usual "news items" (or duplicate posts) that showed up on the BoingBoing RSS feed weeks ago...

  404. Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WoWGMFeedback-US@blizzard.com
    There are means of appeal.

  405. You knew ahead of time by wuice · · Score: 1

    It's in the EULA or similar agreement (that long document everyone scrolls through without reading and hits agree), and the reason they have that particular rule is because they have a PVP ranking system that uses military style titles. So someday you may be Commander CmdrTaco.

    I understand why they have this policy, but it really doesn't seem like a big deal to me. If Commander CmdrTaco doesn't look stupid to you, then I don't see the problem. You're the one who's stuck with it. It's also clear that none of the Blizzard devs have ever read Catch 22 (particularly Major Major).

  406. Trademark by dereference · · Score: 1
    Yes, I can feel the karma slipping away just from the one-word subject...

    Why do you think organizations around the planet all take it all so seriously? I think all of you saying that "it's just a game" or "it's just virtual" have been missing the point. This is intellectual property we're talking about. As noted above, we have nothing more than our identities when online. My name is indeed my proverbial passport.

    International laws allow names to be protected. If I were you, I'd seriously consider applying for trademark and/or service mark protection. The use of "CmdrTaco" can be considered a valuable commodity (more karma gone, I'm sure) which can be formalized.

    Now, will this help in the game? Maybe not; in fact you'll possibly be banned from using it, unless they bother to ensure that you are the rightful owner. Their rules; their game. Can you at least prevent others from using your name? Well, it really depends how much you care. You do have an obligation to defensively protect a registered mark, but you certainly have the right to choose your fights. If somebody does use your mark in a game, you can probably stop them from doing so (assuming again that you care enough).

    However, such protection is not universal; you must declare specific uses (and classes) of your mark. For example, you might choose to protect software you distribute, but not bother to protect against somebody marketing "CmdrTaco fabric softener" of other unrelated goods/services. The concept technically only covers commerce (interstate commerce, to be exact, in the US) but the concept is broadly defined. And "advertising" on the Internet counts as international commerce, which trumps any more localized commerce.

    So what's the bottom line? I suggest to those of you who have a vested interest (meaning you've spent real-world time and real-world effort) in your "virtual" identity, to seriously consider protection. I'm sure my last remaining bit of karma wil go away with one last analogy: you'd not think twice about protecting your "virtual" credentials with proper encryption, so don't be so quick to allow your virtual identity to be freely used by others for any purpose.

    1. Re:Trademark by beerman2k · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right? You're recommending to a person who runs a free website with a bias toward free software... that he register his online user name as a trademark? Awsome!

  407. Obligatory PA comic... by theantipop · · Score: 1
    In this case, it fits perfectly.

    Can't believe no one posted this yet.

  408. fantasy scenario by happyemoticon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Disgruntled-looking plainclothes GM, his hair ragged, storms into the office of the Blizzard CEO.

    "Sir!" he pants, "We've got a problem on US Nathrezim. A bug is preventing an alliance guild from running Molten Core! They've got 40 living, breathing people with families and jobs who've set aside an entire day to get leet loot, and they've been bamboozled!"

    "Great scot!" cries the CEO. "Did you reset their raid IDs? Talk to the server admins? The programmers? Metzen?"

    "No sir! According to the GM Code, Article 3, Section 6, I am not allowed to do anything useful whatsoever, anything which may be construed as a favor, renumeration, or a meaningful and intelligent action!"

    "You snivling little shit! Do you know what this means? I'm going to be up all night making phone calls to those people, apologizing and begging their forgiveness. These wounds don't just heal by themselves. We've gotta do something now, before this situation gets out of control."

    "But sir! The code!"

    "Damn the code! You mention that pile of marketing bullshit to me one more time and I'll have you flaggelating yourself with a rusty scourge til next month -"

    "- I thought that was just a rumor -"

    "- with no overtime pay! Now, go down there and grab the lead programmer by the scruff of his neck and tell him he's got to fix this pronto. In the mean time, get your ass out to GM Isle and start farming epics for these guys. Anything they want. [Perdition's Blade] or [Eschander's Right Claw]. Hell, give the main tank the full Wrath set. You don't go home until they have everything they want."

    "Sir! Yes, sir!"

    "And if I ever hear some shit on the slashdot forums about you not responding like a human being again, I'll bust your ass down to QA monkey for Ghost so fast your thumbs will fall off! In fact, you should consider every day I don't an example of my generousity and mercy. Aren't I generous and merciful?"

    "Sir! Extremely, sir!"

    "Now, get moving, GM!"

    1. Re:fantasy scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you realize of course the CEO would have ultimitly ok'ed the "code" adn the GM is only doing what the people who create the polices wish for him to do right?

    2. Re:fantasy scenario by tulsileaf · · Score: 1

      I just realized GM is an acronym for Generous and Merciful.

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      - tlf
  409. How about the ole prefix suffix switch by deep_zeus · · Score: 1

    The situation is truly grave. The lost of a nic is no small dilemma. When faced with the lost of a beloved nic I try to salvage some semblance of it... hmmm, did they cancel out TacoCmdr? Has a nice ring to.

    --
    To quote Walter Neff, the evil hero in "Double Indemnity", "Do I laugh now, or wait 'til it gets funny?"
  410. Re:abuse of power by Rycross · · Score: 1

    I guess, but in the same way there are lots of people who speed on the roads, and yet not all of them are pulled over and given tickets. They're given tickets when they're caught.

    I guess my point is that in real life, sometimes you have rules that aren't enforcable 100% of the time. But the fact that they aren't enforcable 100% of the time doesn't mean that the punishment is unfair when a person does happen to be in violation of the rules.

    To make a rather hyperbolic comparison, since there are battered women out there that don't report the assault, does that mean that assault shouldn't be a crime?

    I don't play WoW anymore, but I do agree that the rules should be more uniformly enforced. I think that any MMORPG thats going to have some onerous naming policy should invest a reasonable amount of time in some sort of filtering/flagging system, which can be easily human reviewed. Surely theres a way to apply some combination of AI, blacklists, and whitelists to narrow down the list to something human checkable.

  411. It's not bellyaching by Pitr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it disturbing how many people just say, "who cares", "shut up", "this isn't the right place for this", "stop whinning/bellyaching" etc.

    First, stop whinning about Rob whinning. It's hyppocrittical and innaccurate. If you want to take issue with a point of view in the article, fine, but the one line bashing is immature, and a waste of time. You're not contributing anything, you're just flaming.

    Second, this article nicely falls into the "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters" category. I'm a nerd, this matters to me, so it's fine. If it doesn't matter to you, move along. There are planty of articles that don't interest me here, so I don't read them.

    Third, it's an opinion piece, which I think is admerably objective. It might be a little preachy, and yes, even a little whinney, but it's heart felt. Why should that be a bad thing. There's no "call to arms to take down Blizzard", there's only a feeling of unfairness, with a realization that Slashdot has the potential for the same abuse and missgivings. There's a moral, or a lesson if you will.

    Finally, this is Rob's place! HIS creation, brainchild, work, hobby, etc! Why would he not have a right to throw in something slightly personal now and then? Yes Slashdot would be nothing without the community, but the reverse is also true. And it's not like Rob writes these articles every day. So even if this were the fluff piece some of you seem to think it is, I think it's ok if he writes one every couple years.

    The main point of the article, is that people with the power/ability to affect people they'll never see, should think before they act, and be accountable for said actions, and that Rob has a new appreciation for what this means in regards to him. And as a side note, he's upset he lost his name in WoW. Perhapse those of you who were so quick to object to the article, without stating anything meaningful, should take that thought to heart and put more thought into your posts from now on.

    --

    --Not to be worried, Pitr fix.
    1. Re:It's not bellyaching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy kissass... this post needs to go on the wikipedia as the epitome of all virtual-asskissings.

      NEWS for nerds, not BLOGS for nerds. I could give a rat's ass about his personal experience in any game, that's not news, its an opinion. If he wants to take it across the board, then we've got something to work with...

      yet, asking the editors here to think broad and quit crawling the web for articles is a little much these days.

  412. Re:abuse of power by Stupendoussteve · · Score: 0

    Are you saying there is something wrong with Steve names? Hmm? Hmm?

    I'm in the same boat as Taco, same name everywhere, but I'm unique for the moment.

  413. A bit confused by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    I read the article, what was CmdrTaco in violation of?

    1. Re:A bit confused by Pitr · · Score: 1

      Essentially, there's a silly rule that your name cannot begin with a title. i.e. a rank, like captain, commander, sargent, leutenant, etc, or other prefixes like lord, baron, king, etc. It makes sense if you use something that exists in the game (I don't play WoW, so I don't have any examples), but if it's something outside that, I don't see why anyone should care. That having been said, if you put Commander, Cmdr, or any other abbreviated version in your name, someone will (or rather, can) take your name away if they feel like it, and there's nothing you can do about it.

      --

      --Not to be worried, Pitr fix.
  414. Re:GP IS THE FLAMEBAIT. PARENT IS THE FLAME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't you wash out your potty mouth and try to have a rational discussion? Hmm?

  415. our champion: our cmdr by PMuse · · Score: 1

    1. Screen names are important to users.
    2. IPSs will summarily tread upon individual users to enforce their will and/or rules. They will avoid communicating with users whenever possible.
    3. An individual user has no leverage to change this.

    Therefore, cheer on our champion: CmdrTaco. He has a bully pulpit and he is using it. Perhaps he can make things better for all of us. We must remember that we are his leverage and he is our lever -- we must support him.

    I hope Taco will not be satisfied if Blizzard only fixes his problem. If they don't change their practices, then this same thing will just happen to some one else tomorrow. And that person will have no leverage at all.

    --
    "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
  416. The power of celebrity by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    Hey, the building of a character takes a freakload of time, and watching it just get ganked by some anal-renentive twit is really quite frustrating. Posting something to livejournal isnt going to get jack for exposure. Posting to the frontpage of slashdot is a quick way to have a ton of exposure. He owns it, so he gets the perks.
          Rob is a celeb, because he owns something that you could ask the average nerd on the street about, and expect to get some thumbs up. So it's really bad to really tork off a guy who can give you bad press. It's like cheating the local news "scambusting" reporter, you can do it, but your gonna pay.


            It's not just virtual identities that get tossed in the trash for being questionable.



                Stormy Knight

    1. Re:The power of celebrity by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      "ganked by some anal-renentive twit"
       
      More likely someone with a grudge reported his name. The GMs don't typically sit around and scan through x million names looking for anomolies. His name was against the rules as he admitted himself so after it was reported the GMs had to change it. Otherwise they are telling the guy who reported it, "rules? what are these "rules"?"

      --

      --

      WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
  417. Re:abuse of power by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    1.) "CmdrTaco" clearly violates the title rules. These rules are public and easy to access.

    2.) When people like you say "Taco can publish whatever he likes, and those who don't like it can leave," I just say "Blizzard can remove whatever it likes, and those who don't like it can leave."

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
  418. THANK YOU by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1
    For saying in a nutshell what I wanted to write.

    What kinda crap are all theese guys whining {canadian} aboat. {/canadian}

    If you don't like the system, then protest on another media, & don't use the one you claim to hate.

    Thanks GUYS

    Slashdot was originally created in September of 1997 by Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda. Today it is owned by OSTG, which, in turn is owned by VA Software.

    Slashdot is run primarily by me and by Jeff "Hemos" Bates, who posts stories and manages other sites for OSTG.

    Slashcode is wrangled and various other deeds of a technical nature are committed by the OSTG Slashteam: Jamie McCarthy, Chris "Pudge" Nandor, Brian "Krow" Aker, and Jon "CowboyNeal" Pater.

    Editorial responsibilities are still handled by Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda, along with the rest of the Slashdot Authors: Jeff "Hemos" Bates, Timothy Lord (Managing Editor), Cliff Wood (Ask Slashdot Editor), Michael Sims, Jamie McCarthy (YRO Sectior), Simon "Simoniker" Carless (Games Section) and Jon 'CowboyNeal' Pater (Editor at Very Large).

    Our bandwidth and co-loc comes from Exodus.Net, and our hardware comes from VA Linux Systems. (You can learn more about our setup here.)
    --
    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
    1. Re:THANK YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Slashdot is run primarily by me and by Jeff "Hemos" Bates, who posts stories and manages other sites for OSTG.
       
      ...sounds a lot like the Bat Cave. If Rob is Bruce Wayne, does that make Jeff Master Bates?

  419. Wow. by man_ls · · Score: 1

    This, honestly, is one of the few good human-interest stories I've read on this site.

    I think I've been reading for about 5 years now, too.

    That's kind of dick that they made you change your name, but, it really wasn't in the spirit of a fantasy roleplaying world, either. I doubt you were singled out for this treatment, but were just a random sweep of names, or some GM happened to be in the same area as you and heard your chat. I've been caught for minor rules infractions in various MUD/MMORPG games when a GM was in the area investigating bugs or responding to player disputes, and they overheard me plotting, and such.

    I don't really have any insightful commentary into this story beyond what I wrote, since I despise World of Warcraft with all my heart, and have renounced all MMORPG games many years ago. Just thought I'd share my opinion.

  420. A few things.. by JavaLord · · Score: 0, Troll

    A few things about your post....

    1. GM's don't just change names...someone reported you. Find your in game enemies and punish them.

    2. You said:

    But Blizzard chose to take it from me. Now let me be clear: this is certainly their right: They own the dice and the board and the rulebooks, and I only play in their world. But If the US Government told me to change my name... let's say Congress passed a law making it illegal to have a first name that is a verb (Don't laugh, the White House cease and desisted The Onion!) Well I guess 'Rob' would have to go. My friends would still recognize me: I'd still have the same face, address, and social security number. I'd just have a cool new name like "Captain Fantastic Malda". With a name like that, the auto mechanics would never try to rip me off!

    Which is utterly stupid. Having your name changed in an MMO, in no way related to a real life name change. The government telling the onion to stop using the presidential seal is nothing like forcing private citzens to change their names. You liberal fuckwads love to string together half facts to come at illogical conclusions. The white house told the onion not to use the presidential seal anymore....so yeah maybe they will start forcing everyone to change their names soon! What kind of logic is that? Are you that fucking stupid?

    3. You will still be on everyones friends list that you were on before, just with your new name. Make your new one similar to your old one and people will figure it out. (IE. CTaco).

    4. When you are forced to change your name, you can't re-log in until you do so.....accounts like this go for a lot of money on ebay. Maybe it's time to sell your gimp paladin anyway. You don't really think they are going to fix it in 1.9 do you?

  421. Old news by Jerry+Rivers · · Score: 1

    It really does help to read the rules before you jump right in and start playing. WoW's naming rules are old hat by now, and generally, your name won't be a problem unless somebody complains. You should have known that your name was illegal before you chose it. Sorry, but no sympathy here.

    --
    The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
  422. Re:abuse of power by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Online identites are pretty important for those of us that have been online for quite a long time. I'm know by the name here (which I've used since my bbs dialup days in Fairfield, CA and the apple ogg-net), and a couple others in various MMORPG's, and would not feel 'normal' if I had to use something different. I've been recognized by my two 'normal' game names across different games. One of my EQ names was recognized in Jumpgate, SWG, WOW, and Camelot. Those of us that play and work online benefit greatly from the recognition which can be either good or bad. Preferably good, of course.

    It really is irritating when someone snatches your name, but they might use it online also which can be disconcerting.

  423. Hell, Congress made me change mine this year! by ankhank · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've used my family's "nickname" -- rather than a long cumbersome Southern three-part name with a Roman numeral trailing it -- since about age five. Nothing in the world except my Social Security card and birth certificate had the long form.

    Until this year when the PeopleSoft company took over my employer's staff database, and had to change everyone's name on record (they say because it has to match the Social Security database).

    So Blue Cross simply terminated the health record file (close to three decades worth of records) attached to the name I've been using, discarded it, and created a new file under the Social Security file name -- with of course the same SSI number.

    So they bounced a bunch of medical bills reporting "that subscriber terminated his health care coverage." Although they claim they do use the SSI as their internal identifier so they shouldn't have thrown the files away. And they told my medical practitioner's office to discard the old files as well -- and they did, the pea-brains -- and opened new empty files for the new SSI-official name Congress now insists I use.

    Keep your own medical history as I have done -- else I'd have no health records.

    You worry about an online game? Trying to get your life back after your identity is stolen by your government. Or maybe it's not the government, but PeopleSoft claims that's the reason they did it. Or maybe it's Blue Cross, but they blame PeopleSoft.

    It's happened to other people I know too -- blindsided them as well when their files went away.

    War of Worldcraft, I think this is.

    1. Re:Hell, Congress made me change mine this year! by Urine1diot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is no joke--I had this happen to me when I was hired recently. My situation is that my SS card only had part of my middle name and my surname on it and so that's what they used in the system (SAP, BTW--shudder), which, by the way, they use to identify everything associated to you, including paychecks! Explaining to the bank why you're cashing a check with a name on it that you haven't used since you were seven years old is no fun.

      When I went down to the local SS office to get it changed, I told the girl changing my account my story and she said that she's been hearing that a lot lately...

      Which makes me think: Wasn't the SS number sold by saying that it would NEVER be used as a form of identification (except to the SSA)? WTF happened between here and there, and why the hell hasn't there been more people screaming about this?

      --

      At the end of the day, you just have to face the fact that foo bar baz.
    2. Re:Hell, Congress made me change mine this year! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It sounds like Blue Cross is at fault here. You can ask them about their HIPAA policy especially regarding 'data retension'. You can also file a complaint with the hhs. http://www.hhs.gov/ocr/hipaa/

    3. Re:Hell, Congress made me change mine this year! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your post and others has really got me to thinking. My wife lost her drvier's license over a clerical error on the part of the insurance company consisting of two digit's on the VIN numbers between the insurance policy and the DMV's records. Instead of having a human call the insurance company our state's DMV issuses a letter to her giving her 10 days to show proof of insurance. We never got the letter. To get it straight, we had to give the DMV $85. All of this is automated without oversight. Now, there is no way they(DMV) tell if you if they even sent the letter or not. The DMV says rules are rules and $85 is what you have to pay because of the lack of coomon snese of the higher up's.

      My point is:

      There should be some human oversight of these big and complex databases and to train people that oversee them to be skeptical of them since data entry errors are very common and allways will be. There needs to be more training for people that key in data all the time so their mind doesn't go into auto pilot mode. One final rant. Common sense is getting to be very uncommon.

  424. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about CmdrTaco --> CwdrTaco (just the m flipped to w)?

  425. Same, yet different by Dop · · Score: 1

    Similar to CmdrTaco I've been using "Dop" for years and years in my personal and professional life. (Even my wife calls me "Dop").

    However, I find that I always choose a different name for online gaming, never the same. Probably because I always have multiple characters or I don't want silly kids that get pissed at me in-game bugging me in my daily life. ...something to think about.

  426. The rules are clearly stated... by Phaid · · Score: 1
    This could all have been avoided if he'd read the Getting Started guide which has a clearly marked link to the naming policy, wherein it states:
    Titles
    Fantasy titles should be earned through the mechanics of the game, and should not be recreated through character naming. This category includes names which:

            * Consist of
    any title prefix attached to a character's name be it fantasy-based or not (i.e. Kingmike, Presidentsanchez)

    I read this myself a while back, and as soon as I saw the title of this article and who the author was, I correctly guessed the issue.
  427. nontrivial, but not impossible.. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Huge mail servers like yahoo and gmail have filters which prevent you taking the names of others.

    These filters could easily be augmented to include anything which violates the rules, a database of celebrity and political names, a database of profane substrings, etc..

    The search algorithm is a real pain, and would require some cpu overhead, but we're talking about something which will be done once for the creation of any given character. They could then bind the name to that character using unique hashing and cross reference the name with the hash on subsequent post-creation logins.

    With this in place you could be relatively secure that the rules were being followed. At that point you could make the petition guidelines strictly "by the book" to catch the rest of the violators. Remove as much subjectivity as possible.

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    VLC FOR MAC IS DYING! IF YOU DEVELOP, PLEASE SAVE IT!!
  428. I was banned from Halo 2 for no reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was recently banned from Halo 2 for...well, I don't know why.

    I travel a lot for my job. I was away from home for a few weeks, during which time I asked a friend to look after my house. I gave him my password to Xbox Live so he could play Halo 2. He did so, just one time, playing two games. I know this for a fact because I can see the history of the games played on my Bungie.net account.

    Fast forward two months. I finally get some time to play some Halo 2 online. I try to sign on and get a message that I cannot play Halo 2 online.

    I sent Bungie an email. I never heard a reply. It was time for me to renew my XBox Live, and when I talked to

    the rep at Microsoft, she told me that she doesn't know why I was banned, but it could be that if my friend didn't cheat, he might have played in a game with other cheaters. And I was also told that Bungie usually does a 7-day ban for a first offense, and only does permabans for serious cheaters. I never had a first offense! I never received a warning.

    My friend didn't cheat. He has his own XBL account that still works to this day. He played two games in 10 minutes. It just doesn't sound like a cheating scenario to me. The detailed history of said games are no longer accessible on BUngie's site and why should Bungie have to answer to me anyway? I mean, it's not like I paid for Halo 2.

    I think the bigger issue in Taco's post and my story is that these companies are simply not accountable for their actions, and the customer has no recourse. I canceled my XBox Live subscription, and explained to MS why I was doing it, but I just don't think these companies will ever get the message. I'm paying for the service, and I can't even find out why I was banned. The judge and jury have spoken, and they don't care about my side of the story whatsoever. So I don't care to pay them anymore. But I do miss my Halo 2.

  429. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What he said. Overly wordy, factually just ludicrous, whatever the opposite of insight is. I think Katz killed /. editorials before /. killed Katz.

  430. Now You Know How it Feels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to get booted from something for stupid reasons. I get booted daily from Slashdot just because I don't agree with the "Linux > EVERYTHING!" mentality here.

  431. Definatly understandable. by kinglink · · Score: 1

    I AM kinglink, I run to sites that might get popular to register it. Though I don't use it for World of Warcraft (well that's part of my log in) I like to roleplay there, I would like to have the option to make that title there.

    But it's not about that, I personally AM KingLink, that is my second name, and a more meaningful name because I personally chose it, I was originally Link and that was used all over the place so I upgraded to Kinglink and that's what it has been for years now.

    I find that that name is my persona, it's a part of me. If I want my "royal" bearing it's KingLink, if I want my fun side, it's KingLink. If it's my business side it's my official name. I use this system on Gmail (I have three accounts, one with my full legal name, one with my abriviated name, and one with Kinglink which almost ALL mail goes to. the shortened name is full business, and my lengthed name hasn't been used yet but it'll probably have a use.

    The whole thing is though that Kinglink is MORE important to me then my given name. Granted my Given name is what I use all the time in real life, but online, my persona for anyone who doesn't know me is "Link" or more formally "Kinglink" They don't know my name, most don't know where I live, most don't care and that's who I am online.

    For my side note, I'm LinkHylia on daragon or what ever (I forget the name) for Wow and Dareth on Emerald Dream.

  432. Re:abuse of power by jorenko · · Score: 1

    This isn't an article. It's an editorial. You'll find that a lot of news outlets have those.

  433. Well, I guess I'll stay away from Blizzard... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1


    ..especially with a nick like GeneralEmergency.

    Oh wait. I forgot. I'm not a big enough nerd to waste half my life wishing I was some all-powerful wizard or other such nonsense.

    Nevermind.

    True Story: When I was fourteen, my Mom(tm) bought me a Dungeons and Dragons game for my birthday. I looked it over and remember thinking to myself, "What the hell is this crap?".

    I gave it to my younger brother. He's never been the same.

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  434. Community and violation by pestie · · Score: 1

    I know a lot of people here are saying, "Oh, stop whining, it's just a name/just a game/whatever," but really, I don't think that those of us who dwell in an online realm of any sort - games, forums, chat sites, whatever - can help but feel a little betrayed when the Powers That Be decide that we are unworthy and must be slapped down. Christ, I don't even participate all that much on Slashdot, but I was still a bit disappointed when I discovered that I apparently have been banned from moderating. I used to meta-moderate fairly often, I have excellent karma, and I often found myself with mod points. Well, at some point that just stopped happening. I have no idea why, or how. And it's far from a big deal - hell, I have a life - but it still bugged me a bit. So yeah, I know what you mean.

  435. Cool nickname by battaile · · Score: 1

    Violated is actually pretty cool.

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  436. Spread by todd10k · · Score: 1

    Blizzard made me change my name too. It was spreadbeaver. why the fuck dont i get the ability to whine on the front page of slashdot to 2 million people who dont care, eh?

  437. Re:abuse of power by Lkmyst · · Score: 1

    The entirety of this article is slightly off anyway, given the volume of names in WoW that violate this policy anyway i can only imagine the GM was having a bad day, saw your name and decided to do something (either because he reads slashdot and thought he was somehow defending your honor or because it does actually violate that clause, also - without actually trying to kiss up - i believe it may also violate the celebrity part as well. I have seen all kinds of very bad celebrity and genre violations along with charaters w/ names like buymystuff or mule. Blizzard needs to go through and either kill all these names or just let them all in (i would prefer killing them all). Let's face it, WoW is an RPG, it is in the fantasy genre, this prevents a name like CmdrTaco, ForceMaster, liteyouup and so many more we've all seen from really fitting into the game. These names tend to ruin the illusion of the game. There may not be much, but it is there. What they should have done is not let you create the name in the first place. I've been told by a GM they manually approve each name, like I personally witnessed an EQ guide friend of mine do for EQ, but with the quantity of bad names in the game and only 550 GM's for 5 million players worldwide, I doubt Blizzard has the ability to do that. Besides, that would be like having good customer service... and we all know how good they are there...

  438. Re:Good searching.. by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 1

    Can you tell how old the ink is on those policies? (Seriously) He's been playing for six months before they 'caught' him, why?

    I'm not taking sides cause I don't know the full story, but you'd think that Blizzard employees could review the names in a reasonable period of time since it's such an emotional (ie. costly) policy. If they'd have caught it within a week, well, it wouldn't be on the front page of Slashdot.

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  439. on a side note... by adnausium · · Score: 1

    Years ago my signup & sign-in name was zeppo, but then along came the tide of minimum character standards; usually 6-8. Now I have been finding sites that are setting low maximums of 7-8 characters so even adnauseam doesnt work anymore. I wish there was some kind of standard.

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  440. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In America, corporation takes away video game characters name.
    In Soviet Russia, video game characters take away your name!

  441. enlightenment by AeiwiMaster · · Score: 1

    You must give up all attachments to archive enlightenment.

    That is what Blizzard tried to teach you.

  442. RPG server or not - The whole world is rpg-based.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..so don't use "cool" names, but create fantasy names instead. Whoever doesn't want to do that is unlikely to team with me and my friends and whenever such a guy leaves/has to pick another name I just cannot stop grinning.
    Sorry folks. If you want to be "TehLeetKill0r", please go back to Quake/CounterStrike etc. - because in those realms you don't offend people with strange names, there's no fantasy background or fantasy world.
    Looking at this specific name, CmdrTaco, I'd happily join a player of this nick in a City of Heroes session, but I would choose a different one for a fantasy setting.. Apart from that: Don't get me wrong. CmdrTaco isn't that bad imho, since I guess that most fantasy guys could live with/imagine a "commander" and "Taco" might as well be a name as everything else.. I do think it was a good idea to change the nickname, though - the abbreviation in a name sounds weird.
    Yes, I'm certainly not speaking for the majority. If I would, every name on every kind-of-rpg on the net would be checked for dumb background or evaluated in the current playset. Sad, that I'm not in control.. ;-)

    Ben, only anonymous because I'm too lazy to register

  443. Maybe it's "Taco" by LS · · Score: 1

    Maybe the reason they changed the name is because they added "Taco" to a list of banned words (taco is slang for vagina), and his name got flagged. After he made the request as to why his name was banned, perhaps they realized who he was, and then concocted the story about the prefix so as to avoid bringing up the whole pussy thing in public.

    BTW, Taco, did you ever think that your name is essentially equivalent to Captain Cunt?

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    1. Re:Maybe it's "Taco" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks! Now I'll never again put a foot or two to Taco Bell or Taco del Mar restaurants ...

  444. Re:Real problem (check names at char creation) by Elzinor · · Score: 1

    I agree totally with your comments. I have played WoW since the closed Beta and have seen names which violate the rules the whole time. I have no issue with the rules themselves, or even Bliz changing them, as long as they enforce them in a timely manner. Like maybe checking the names as the character is created or at least within the first few levels, before you get attached to it.

  445. I can measure my concern for this topic by bombadier_beetle · · Score: 1

    in micro-giveashits.

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  446. France by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    has name laws that only allow names that were already in use before some arbitrary date. No newfangled names allowed...

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    1. Re:France by El+Cabri · · Score: 1

      No. That was between 1987. Since then, several changes in the law makes it that you can give any name. There is still the possibility of having it refused if the authorities find that the name would obviously hurt the child. If your last name is Hiller, they wouldn't let you name your boy Adolphe, even though its as tradiationnal a name as it gets.

  447. I wonder ... by Xouba · · Score: 1

    Would this be in the main page if it happened to some random slashdotter, instead of the founder? Doesn't CmdrTaco have a weblog for rants like this?

  448. I understand and agree by Ereth · · Score: 1

    While I'm not well-known here, I've been using "Ereth" since the late 1970s, on the mainframe in college, and online starting with Q-Link and GEnie (CompuServe was using numbers for accounts at the time), and later FidoNet. If someone I knew from one of those services were to run across my name here, or over at the TiVo Forum where I'm more vocal, they'd know who I am.

    I've had people from my past find me because of the consistency of my online name, and that's more than comforting, it's useful.

    To have to give up your name, online, where your name is really all you have, is quite painful. In an environment where your graphical representation changes regularly, you can't expect others to recognize you based on your appearance. And so it is very much like giving up your entire Identity.

    Which bites. This is one of those areas that MMORPGs are horrible at. They need to have a better system of identifying "Bad names" at character creation time, rather than randomly running across them once a character is long established and well-known. These stories happen in all MMORPGs and they will continue to do so until such a system is implemented (perhaps a review before you make Level 10 or something. I know it'll be hard to do, but there has to be some way to deal with the "bad name" situation long before a character gets to be high level).

  449. never had any problems by stankyho · · Score: 1

    I've never had any problems with my nick. But then I don't play WoW or the like either.
    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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  450. Those who moderate without limit by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    As one who's ran the slashcode in it's various iterations would know, there are different classes of users. Some who have moderation access distributed quasi-randomly, and those who always have it.

    I had trouble visiting any sympathy on the above article, because who is to say what arbitrary moderation takes place on these forums. The moderation system is ambiguous when it comes to *who* rated something. A dileniation between user moderated and moderator moderated might go leaps and bounds towards this. Still, not that it would have to be followed, someone with sufficient access could just modify the DB to appear as though a user did it anyways.

    But I digress. I dissagree with the parent; Frustration surrounding the "unjust" arbitrary decisions of game companies has been the attitude of just about every gamer at one point or another. Just because CmdrTaco has a larger shoebox than most to tout his frustration from doesn't mean he's any less frustrated than millions of gamers who've experienced similar circumstances.

    I myself have been aggrivated by the arbitrary decisions of the OWNERS of these products. Their physical property used to be where I spent my virtual playtime. No longer is that the case. Comments like CmdrTaco's are not few and far between, but more often than not lead to childish tit-for-tat comments down the road.

    You may pay for the service, but it is their service that you are leasing the right to use. Nothing is stopping them from giving adequate notice and shutting the service down for everyone. Nor could you do much if they decided to ban you.

    Sure, a bit simplistic a viewpoint, but nonetheless when you pay for an online game you aren't given the guarantee of access, nor data retention. As such deleting/banning your account is perfectly within their rights.

    Not that I agree with the position they are in, but I've seen it from the user side too many times to let the entitlement theme linger unanswered. Those who hold the power to destroy something, control it.

  451. They changed my name too by wtom · · Score: 1

    I had a gnome rogue named "Grabnasty". Only level 11 or so when it was changed, so no big deal to me. He is now Filchfinger, but for how long I wonder? Technically this is against the rules, as they state that your name cannot be two consecutive words strung together as a phrase. (I had to change his name before I figured out which rule I had broken) That wouldn't bother me too much, but all the dwarves (and other npcs) are named stuff like Jonas Beerbarrel or Thurgin Foambrew or some such.

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  452. I understand you 100% by chrislas · · Score: 1

    Having been around the block on the net for a decade myself, always known as "Spinner", I have grown attached to that name. It was my name playing Tribes, It was my name for tens of thousands of Planetarion-players, and today it is my name among thousands of players in ManagerLeague.

    I am not famous either, but a certain amount of people know who I am..They know it through my nickname, Spinner. (It also happens to mean someone a bit "eccentric" in german, but thats ok too, I have used it longer than I have known what it meant)

    There is no doubt, I am very attatched to my nickname, my online identity, my name, myself. And I would certainly react if I was needlessly asked to stop using it, and come up with a replacement. I think I would have quit the game too, at least given it a rest for a while. It wouldnt have been the same ever again, that much I know.

    In a way, I am more attatched to my nickname than I am to my real first-name. God knows, there are probably millions of guys names Christian out there...But there is only one Spinner (-:

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  453. With kudos to Gary Larson by wormbin · · Score: 5, Funny

    What Taco says:

    ...could not answer, but instead just said arguing wouldn't matter. My friend quit EQ that day. I don't think I'll quit WoW over this, but I will take away some lessons. The GM I talked to had a nickname of something like...

    What Blizzard hears:

    BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I don't think I'll quit WoW over this BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

    1. Re:With kudos to Gary Larson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never posted on slashdot even though I've been reading for years. This is the best post I've ever read, ever. You're dead on. Blizzard only cares if you stop giving them money. And even then, they won't notice unless you get a bunch of friends to do it also.

    2. Re:With kudos to Gary Larson by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      What Blizzard should consider:

      How many people read Slashdot? Is it alot? A whole hell of alot? Bloody hell...
      How many people will be annoyed by this? I wonder.....
      How many of those people will quit because of this? Probably not that many...
      How many of those people will decide to never play WOW because of this? Damn, that could be a few...
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  454. Re:abuse of power by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I really wish I had more time to participate in a lot of discussions. The problem for me is that I have to find the next story to post. And read my email. There's actually something funny about Slashdot being a huge time sink for so many people, but since it's actually my job, I can't sink to deep into the discussions.

    The other problem with the editor participation is that some percentage of people don't like "Authority". Why should my opinion be more valued just because I picked the story? I already said my bit by selecting the story in the first place- beyond that, I'd rather let the community voice their opinions.

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  455. the internet and names by kevin.fowler · · Score: 0

    Callsigns and handles, along with even real names on the internet are tough to manage. I had a PVP barbarian in Diablo II that was just fine for almost a year, until the character diappeared from my account... apparently my "badass barbarian" sounding made up word (which I cannot remember) was one letter away from being "fuck" in some obscure Middle-European language. No rename, no time to mule off items... gone. And it took a while of bugging to even find out why. Not that it was a huge loss, but I don't like having to start over and get back up to the lvl 90's. I've never really done the online game thing since then.

    In terms of real names, I share the birth name of Kevin Spacey, as well as the name of a popular Texas country musician http://kevinfowler.com/. Trying to use my given name and surname on the internet for portfolio sites for my (at one time) burgeoning journalistic career was useless, and using a middle name is clunky and sounds like I've assassinated someone. Even using my middle name Google finds found five pages of sites with the aforementioned people along with a random person who shares my middle name, before I even showed up. So am I forced to change my name if I wish to be unique in the world of Kevin Fowlers?

    Excuse the slight off topic slide.

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  456. Re:abuse of power by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Also the whole idea of titles being banned is stupid. Who determines what is and is not a title?

    Well, the game has a number of fixed titles that it assigns. I don't see why any title outside of those should be affected.

    Yet to me it seems particularly stupid because the game doesn't allow spaces in your names, nor capitalization of anything but the first letter. So if you tried to forge yourself a title, it'd be obvious and just make you look stupid!

    Example:
    Base name: Chewbacca
    With earned title: Master Sargent Chewbacca
    With forged title Mastersargentchewbacca

    I'm not thinking the last name there really causes a problem, in so much as having a stupid name that tells everyone around you that you're an idiot is a "problem". I consider it a feature!

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  457. Re:abuse of power by dptalia · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Personally I don't find this petty at all, but an insightfull comentary into the culture we're creating online. I know when my prefered nickname was already taken on slashdot, I almost didn't register. People I know know who I am by my name. It's the only identifying characteristic online. To lose your name is to lose yourself.

    There's a reason the government has a formal proceedure for changing names. They can still keep track of you - what else is a social security number for? But they understand that changing a name has signifigant consequences.

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  458. Or just: Cmdrtaco by voxel · · Score: 1

    Then you stay in people's friends list, and people who send you whisper/tells, it still works...

    cmdrtaco
    Cmdrtaco

    They are just complaining about the Capitization on the "Taco" part.

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  459. Use it in the future by SonicBlue · · Score: 1

    If you would've read the rules you wouldn't have experienced this sort of problem. Now, did you read the rules before using that nickname? I bet you that the rule you broke is available for reading somewhere. If there is anything unclear about them, you could always drop them an e-mail BEFORE making any serious friends ingame -- BEFORE starting to play the game seriously.

    I can understand that you feel badly treated, but don't you think everyone that get's punished for rule-breaking feels just like you do? It's not Blizzard's job to make sure that you read and follow the rules -- they will just take actions when you don't follow them properly. Slashdot probably does the same.

    The worst thing that you can do after being treated in such a "bad" way is to continue giving them the money. Ranting about it on Slashdot won't change their decision.

    You shouldn't have posted this on the frontpage on such a big website. Imagine how many hate-letters they're going to receive from fanboys of this site just because of this. Just think about how much work you've caused just because you felt badly treated. I don't think you wanted to revenge, but you did by posting this here.

  460. They made me change too by zarberg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had a night elf named "Nymphshadow" - it seemed slightly clever on an RP server to have an elf with a nymph-like name. I was told at level 40 that my name violated their policy. I asked why and was told "it's sexual" I sucked up and changed my character's name to "Feyshadow" and still to this day see "nympho", "hooterz" and other similar names of characters well into their 50's. I don't mind a policy. I mind when it's applied to me and not others.

    1. Re:They made me change too by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Well, the only way the GMs will even have the capability of changing those other "offensive" names is if someone(you) reports them.

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  461. When was account created? by oddRaisin · · Score: 1
    PVP ranks and titles were introduced late into the actual game. If the CmdrTaco character was created before the PVP system was introduced, then he shouldn't have his name changed.

    Adding new elements to the game, then taking a naming bat to all players that conflict with the new elements seems to be a good way to piss people off. Revisionist history as it were (or retcon [wikipedia]).

  462. ... well, yeah ... by splint3r · · Score: 1

    Yup, this is why I don't play MORPGs. I've read too many stories with GM's being cocks to want to enter a world they have more control over than I do. It's hardly surprising that GMs tend to turn out to be morons, since the game is not a democracy.

    It's a bit like Nazi Germany if you think about it. The state is all powerful and above criticism from the people, and the police are chosen by the state. Not a nice situation.

    Also, people who pay for a game, and then pay a monthly charge for the privilege of playing it, will take all sorts of abuse. So, have fun :)

  463. Re:abuse of power by RobertKozak · · Score: 1

    Hear Hear!

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  464. Re:abuse of power by Jekler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think one way to come to grips with it is to try thinking about a seperation between an online identity and a character's name in a game. You can retain your online identity using it with accounts and such. But mentally speaking, when you cross the border into a game, your identity can be the one controlling the character, not the character itself.

    That's how I've always viewed my identity. Maybe I'm Jekler here and everywhere else, but my character's names in games aren't usually named Jekler even if my account name/ID is.

  465. I hope Blizzard doesn't ban MY name!!! by quadra23 · · Score: 1

    That certainly sucks CmdrTaco. In Warcraft 3 I use the name Localhost which I thought was funny that no one else had attempted to create before. If they do ban my name, I'd know for sure they'd have banned a lot of people's names (I mean what's wrong with mine?!) and then perhaps we should all group together against the powers that be! Anyone else with me on this?

  466. recognition by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    As Violated, nobody ever will recognize me for my day job.

    Well, now that you've posted it on Slashdot, maybe they will!

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  467. Violated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have some seriously fucked up priorities. Get a life, loser.

  468. Your Name goes against WoWs Rules. Period. by Qbertino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously: You broke the WoW rules. No use whining on /. about it.

    "Cmdrtaco" or anything simular is a name that does not comply with the WoW Naming rules in more than one way. That's a simple fact. l33tspeak and cool modern culture nicks that are clearly recognized as such, just as unspeakable consonants-only silables go against the spirit of Fantasy RPGs and thus are rightfully prohibited in WoW. I'm so glad WoW has such strict rules. There still are people who get a kick out of pointless or twisted namings and they barely get through with it, but at least they don't suck entirely.
    If I were a GM on WoW I had done the same and asked you to change your name.

    Sorry, Commander, no Taco for you. Your imposing a fantasy character, so come up with a fantasy name. Or go somewhere else to play online.

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    1. Re:Your Name goes against WoWs Rules. Period. by EvilMagnus · · Score: 1

      Yes, his name breaks the ToS. That's not the problem.

      The problem is Blizzard's enforcement of the ToS.

      For example, how hard would it be for a 'banned' name to be added to a blacklist (perhaps even spanning across all servers) that prevented anyone else from later coming along and rolling a toon with that name? Apparently it's too hard for Blizzard, because they don't do that. And folks who are forced to change their names often see other toons later on with the same name.

      For example, there's a guy on my RP server called 'SurLuncelot'. He's level 60, and claims he's "got around" the name change requirement several times after being reported. That ain't right.

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    2. Re:Your Name goes against WoWs Rules. Period. by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      Give me a fscking break. I've MUDed since the early 90's, and played tons of modern online games since.

      Fantasy setting in the game... here's a clue dumbass, noone fscking cares about the spirit of the damned Fantasy RPG. And the very few who do should have a special server reserved for the anally retentive.

      You may as well ban people from chatting about TV, Sports, anything RL, on that game... As a matter of fact Blizzard should add a scanf to the chats to search for TV show names, RL places, Band Names, and things not fitting in with the Almighty Fantasy Spirit. By banning those that transgessed, they could then maintain the Almighty Fantasy Setting with certainty....

      They'd have about 100 customers left, but the game's integrity would be upheld.

  469. Re:abuse of power by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

    I didn't think the post was petty at all. I agree with many of the other people here in that I thought it was simply an essay on the impact of names. I use one of two names everywhere these days (WinterSolstice and WntSolstice). I use them interchangeably depending on how long a UID I am allowed, usually :).

    However, I came to this name through a conscious effort to kill off an earlier name that I had used online since about '83. I wished to deliberatly kill off that nick, and also to choose a new nick that wouldn't be as easily found. :) Googling for WinterSolstice will not land you very many hits, but my previous nick still shows up in old newsgroup compliations and such.

    Hope you decide to post more often... it seems like you're never around anymore :)

    -WS

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  470. Re:abuse of power by buffy · · Score: 1

    There a difference between their distributed game servers and their website.

    The latter certainly does not receive nearly the amount of traffic that their game servers do, and are probably therefore not nearly as scalable.

    -buf

  471. Go talk to them in person at BlizzCon by Lani · · Score: 1

    Hey CmdrTaco -- BlizzCon is happening THIS WEEKEND down in Anaheim. Pop on over there and see if you can talk to a real person.

  472. Re:abuse of power by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

    If I worked for Blizzard and I saw a character named AssFinger (or anything else of that nature) I wouldn't even give them a chance to change their name. I would have the Admins mark them as permanent-PvP vs. both Alliance and Horde and reduce all of their attributes and skills to 1. I would then remove their ability to speak in any in-game channel. I would also ask them to make the character un-deletable so it will always take up one of the available character slots.

    Maybe after "AssFinger" and his buddies get tired of not being able to stay alive for more than 2 seconds at a time, they'll start over again and choose a name that doesn't violate the clearly posted naming policies.

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  473. I feel your pain, man by DumbWhiteGuy777 · · Score: 1

    I've been playing Guild Wars since it was released, and just last week or so they made my name from Jackson the Toucher to Jack the Toucher. No one gets the joke at all anymore =(.

  474. cry me a river.... by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

    ...no really...who cares about your name problem in wow? It is in violation of their policies...they set the rules..you agree to play...don't like it? Quit...simple.

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  475. I feel your pain! by Nycteris_a · · Score: 1

    I agree with you _completely_ on feeling a deep sense of possession after using an online name for a long time. (Believe me I didn't want to stick A on the end of this name, but sometimes someone gets 'your' name first.) I've had this name since 1993. (Ouch I feel very old now) But I also said "Ah I bet it's because he used a pretitle in his user name" as soon as I started reading your article. Blizzard wasn't really sneaky about that rule.

  476. Some others I've thought about if drafted by spineboy · · Score: 1

    I have a strong streak of independence/insuboardination - power just grates on me. So I thought of a bunch of names that I would change mine to, if I was ever drafted - so as to give it to the system, even just a little bit.
    Pvt Parts
    Pvt Matter
    Pvt Affair
    General Havoc
    General Nuisance
    General Nosir
    Corporal Punishment
    Captain Squarters (say it out loud)
    Captn (Again a lot to work with here Cook, Morgan, Anteneile(say it out loud - band from 70's)
    Seaman .....(well there is a lot to work with there)

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    1. Re:Some others I've thought about if drafted by kisielk · · Score: 1

      how about General Protection Fault? :)

    2. Re:Some others I've thought about if drafted by CsiDano · · Score: 1

      And what was that cartoon that featured "Private Public" and "General Specific"?

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    3. Re:Some others I've thought about if drafted by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      SHEEP in the big city!

      Staring:

      SHEEP!
      General Specific
      Private Public
      Mad Scientist (That's ANGRY Scientist! ANGRY!)
      The Announcer!

      I loved that show. Now if only Cartoon Network had made more of it.

  477. Uhhh, yeah by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    With all due respect, "Commander Taco" (much less the no-space-nor-punctuated CmdrTaco) is hardly a good name for a fantasy character, much less a paladin.

    Quite frankly, "Taco" is more irritating to me in that context, by far, than is "Commander".

    While I sympathize with your pain, your name borders on some l337 monstrosity in a fantasy world. Fine for Quake. Maybe for City of Heroes. Nuh uh for fantasy games.

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  478. Evil by Twinkle3 · · Score: 1
    I think what they did was needless and inconvenient, but not evil.
    Needless inconvenience is evil. Just my 2 bits.
  479. Blizzard responsiveness in general by Vicegrip · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've been playing mmorpgs since the beginning of UO. I'm sorry to say that I've found Blizzard's overall ability to respond to player concerns effectively inexistant in general

    The only feedback mechanisms is the forums, which are unreliable, unsearchable, and lose their history due to posts mysteriously disapearing after a while with no evidence of their existence ever. I can see every post I've ever made to Slashdot over the years, but I can't see posts I made to the Blizzard forums just a few months ago. It's simply just appalling that with the resources their customer base affords them they can't put toghether a decent bulletin board system.

    More importantly, however, I can't begin to count the number times I've seen posts with a lot of effort put into them and huge feedback from the player base not even get a single reply from an rep. there. After a while, when people don't get a personal response from their feedback, they stop making it. What's keeping the wave of feedback happening right now is the huge base of players who have yet to really experience the mediocrity of the wow player forums. Simply put, in my book Blizzard gets abysmal marks for community interaction.

    World of Warcraft remains a fun game to play. However, in my opinion, without significant community improvements Blizzard stands to lose out massively to the next wow that comes out.

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    1. Re:Blizzard responsiveness in general by LFS.Morpheus · · Score: 1

      This is a big "easier said than done." I have some experience with this, as I have worked on a (much smaller) game that had a forum with a moderately active community. I am also a WoW player since Day 1.

      Feedback and suggestions, even if well-written and well-intended, are not typically replied to by the people who make or implement the decisions - this is typically because they do not want to promise anything that they cannot deliver. Blizzard seems to have this as a matter of policy - only CMs (community managers) reply to the community, and the CMs are definitely not decision makers - for the most part, they are moderators. At most, they are responsible for reporting interesting items to the higher-ups.

      Dealing with feedback is difficult, because there is normally a downside to every upside. Even if the change or addition sounds like a great idea to everyone on the forum, any change will upset your player base, and has to be carefully crafted in such a way that it will not cause a barrage of complaints, or worse, account cancellations.

      Another thing I will quickly mention is that probably only 5% of accounts or less are active on the forums. This is something you must consider when listening to feedback and suggestions - a very small, and very one-sided, amount of the people who play the game are actually on the forums. For example, I play the game quite a bit, but I only go on the forums if my realm is down for some reason. I think I have 1 post total.

      Overall, I am impressed by Blizzard's development path. Their interactions with the community may not be the best - we'd all love to hear more from the developers, but I can understand why we do not. It is clear, though, that they do listen to us. We have had several talent tree reforms, with a lot of community feedback in the process. We have seen a lot of improvement to the performance and stability of the realms - it took a while, but my realm - Archimonde - has improved a lot. I think they have done a really good job of carefully making changes without upsetting particular classes and maintaining balance, and we've seen a fair amount of new content. I greatly respect the fact that making games is hard work and Blizzard continues to deliver.

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    2. Re:Blizzard responsiveness in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they don't have anything useful to post, they don't post. All posts are read. If they replied with "I read this" it would only inflame people even more if their post did not get an "I read this", and they'd have to post "I read this" to every single post, making the Blizzard tag totally pointless.

      Like it or not, the WoW forums probably get 100x the posts and/or readership of slashdot. And with only about 12 people moderating, of whom only about 6 actually are "community managers" who post regularly, and with a user base of 75% adolescents (or at least people who act like them), what exactly are they supposed to do?

  480. white house... by ltwally · · Score: 1
    "Don't laugh, the White House cease and desisted The Onion!"
    At first I opted to ignore people making comments about how "stupid" it was for the White House to give a C&D to The Onion, but it's really starting to get old... so, here's my rebuttal:

    The Onion is a well known fictional news-site. Nigh everything you find there is a farse. The problem, and the beauty, of The Onion is that they present their "news stories" in a manner that many don't realise is a joke -- many people actually think that The Onion is a real news site. Anyone familiar with it can recount the many times that real journalists don't do enough research and reprint an Onion story, believing the farse to be truth.

    This is all well and good... but sites like The Onion should not be using the Presidential / White House seal. Those are government seals that are used for official sources. The Onion using those seals is taking humour one step too far... instead of just making up a fake news story and letting people figure out for themselves whether it's true or not, The Onion was shoving a government seal on it -- which makes it look much more authentic.

    I see no reason why they shouldn't have gotten a C&D. It's not like they were sued for $1,000,000.00 or shut-down. They were just told to stop using official government seals for completely fictional "news."

    As to the "waste of government resources" arguement: it probably only costs the taxpayers of one of the wealthiest nations on earth a couple thousand bucks, at most. The distributed cost to you and me... yeah... like $0.00000005. Darn... I'm going to have to go on wellfare, now.
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    1. Re:white house... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Especially since on the page in question, there isn't much indication of the humorous nature of the site, just the seal, bush's face, and a click here for the president's weekly audio address and archives.

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  481. These rules do suck. And GMs have too much by Nazo-San · · Score: 1

    I tried to change my nickname once. I culdn't do it. I AM "Nazo" and there's nothing I hate more than when I go somewhere new and try to register it only to find that someone else has taken it and I have to append some title like san to the name, but, even then I still get the same name. I have been using this name for well over 6 years that I know of, maybe more, but, I've lost track. Personally, if I logged onto WoW someday as Nazo or somesuch (I don't have WoW as I can't afford such services) and they informed me I had to change my nickname because it sounded too close to "nazi" (and don't any of you even start, having three letters in common does NOT imply any relationship to a word of another language and meaning.) I would cancel my membership that very day. As far as I'm concerned, whether or not their rules state otherwise, they have no right to force me to change MY name, because, to me, that's what it is. I can understand if a name were chosen out of some sort of malicious intent or that sort of thing, but, as long as the user meant well, their name is their name and they should be left alone. And I agree on the GMs especially. On the one hand, they are given far too much power to dispense with as they please to total strangers. In the game world, they are absolute gods answering to no one (at least, this is how it feels, even if it isn't entirely true, though, if you try to argue, you have to have darned good proof against them because their word gets precedence.) They can just kick you off or even ban you in so many things just because they don't like you if it suits them. They can toss enough monsters in the area to make sure you die and loose XP just for kicks and any number of other things. The thing is, they are given too much blind power, and too little accounting for it all. Then, when it comes to thinks like solving a problem, one often finds that they can't do a thing. It seems like all they are good for is kicking off the annoying people who run around making complete jerks of themselves around everyone and little else.

  482. Terms of service. i.e The Rules! by Kenja · · Score: 1

    You agreed to follow a set of rules. You violated those rules and got taken to task for it. Just becuase you seem to not have read or known the rules you agreed to follow is not an excuse.

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    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  483. Just like when they reject an article on slashdot by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    CmdrTaco, you can't take what you dish out? I've submitted articles in the past that have been rejected and then when I write to Rob, he says that his policy is to not discuss why articles are rejected. Well, that's VERY helpful. Think about your own processes before your condemn others.

  484. Stuff like this contributes to poor CS in MMOs. by tukkayoot · · Score: 1
    People choose stupid names and MMOs have poor CS. Stop the presses!

    Seriously, read the naming policy before you choose your silly, titled, out of genre, Internet-famous name if you don't want to have to deal with the consequences of violating their rules.

    Though you can deride Blizzard for providing poor customer service with their World of Warcraft product (and I'd agree that this is often the case), all you have to do is read the naming policy to see that titles are against their rules, so why it would be necessary to send even one e-mail or make one phone call to Blizzard asking why your name was changed is unclear to me, especially for a web/techno-savvy, presumably at least semi-intelligent person like Taco, who should have no problem deducing that the name change was the result of a naming policy violation and should have no problem finding the previously linked URL with less than a minute or two of searching. A quick scan of that policy would make it very clear that in at least one way it was a clear violation. I wouldn't expect Taco or anybody else forced to have their name changed to be happy about it, as it certainly is a considerable pain in the ass, but they really have nobody to blame but themselves.

    Simply put, it is your responsibility to know their terms of service and rules, and it doesn't take a dozen inquiries through Blizzard reps to figure out what their rules are. It only takes one inquiry through information posted publicly on their web site.

    Although I generally agree that when action such as this is taken (banning, suspension, forced name change, or any other disciplinary action) the GM should spell out explicitly exactly what aspect of what policy (or policies) was violated ... so people who may have been unjustly penalized have an idea of what they need to attempt to disprove to establish their innocence, and so what scant CS resources Blizzard seems to have available aren't wasted answering the e-mails of confused or belligerant individuals who are seem unable or unwilling to read the rules (not that I really think this would stop most people).

    Anyway, s far as I'm concerned, Taco, you were part of the whole CS nightmare that is the reality of most MMOs. You didn't read the rules, didn't follow the rules and instead of accepting the consequences for your poor behavior, you went on to waste more of limited time and resources that the Blizzard staff has at its disposal. You contributed to a clogging of the (I agree, sometimes unnecessarily convoluted) lines of communications for those who have legitimate issues that can't be addressed simply by reading the FAQ, TOS or knowledge base articles.

    Put simply: RTFM next time.

    Blizzard certainly is to blame as well, and the seeming unaccountability of GMs can possibly be troublesome, too ... but customers are often a big part of the problem with customer service, I think.

  485. F- MMORPGs by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    My main gripe is that you have to spend money each month to continue using a piece of software that you've already paid for.

    I never thought about forced name changes. But that would piss me off. I too have been using some version of Kano as my pseudonym for over a decade. Since 1993 or so. It isn't even limited to online activities. I get some mail addressed to "Kano". I would be PISSED if I was unable to use my chosen name in any venue.

    Since you have so much time, money and effort invested in your MMORPG persona, the controlling entity can do pretty much whatever they want and you're forced to accept it or throw away all of the time, money and effort that you've spent thus far.

    I say fuck them. I would have never taken part in such an activity anyway, but those out there who do provide companies like Blizzard with not only an opportunity but an inventive to fuck people over.

    I never lost my character names with Diablo, because Battle.net wasn't the only game in town.

    LK

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    "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  486. Re:abuse of power by bit+trollent · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hi cmdrtaco,

    Good to see you posting like a mere mortal. I'll try to keep this as respectful as I can.

    It's not like Blizzard decided to change gameplay dynamics. I spend a lot of time working on the Slashdot moderation system, and I never have any problem changing any "Rule" in the system if I believe it will improve the overall functionality of the whole system.

    Please stop banning me from posting. Please stop banning others from posting. More valuble contributers than I have been banned for as few as 2 'bad' comments. Meanwhile the system for determining what is a bad comment is completely broken (I'm sure by now you will have looked at my posting history. Im not the greatest poster on /. but I think an ip ban is a bit over the top).

    I logged in, I stood by my words, and I was banned for what I said. When I read you pontificating on free speech and the evil of arbitrary restrictions it makes me want to laugh and cry. To someone who has been banned from your site you sound like Bill Oreilly yelling about the need to carefully analyze the issues before jumping to conclusions.

    I understand ip banning is necessary among other reasons to prevent crapfloods, but a quick check of the trolltalk sid shows that people who want to crapflood can still do so at will.

    ps: Please don't ban the ip that I am posting this from. I had to ssh to my school to do it and I would feel really bad if I managed to ban my entire college from posting. And you should feel really bad about banning my entire college from posting if that is what you choose to do.

  487. Blizzard Uses EULA Spyware -- Bruce Schneier by coats · · Score: 1
    Veteran security expert Bruce Schneier confirmed reports that an anti-cheating tool called "The Warden," used by players of the popular network game World of Warcraft (WoW), collects information about all running processes in Windows, and reports back about those processes to the server of the game's publisher, Blizzard:

    http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2005/10/bliz zard_entert.html

    More commentary on Tom'sHardware: http://www.tgdaily.com/2005/10/24/world_of_warcraf t_warden_is_it_spyware/index.html

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  488. Is 'Commander' a title? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    Obviously 'Cmdr' is not a title, but is 'Commander' a title? I could come down on the side of blizzard on this one.

    Also, it sounds like MMORPGs will need a system of goverment that is more responsive to the people, as opposed to the absolute dictatorship that has traditionally governed online worlds. People who live in democracies aren't going to want to inhabit a dystopia with an arbitrary government when they go online.

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    1. Re:Is 'Commander' a title? by mhollis · · Score: 1

      From Dictionary.com the abbreviation "Cmdr" is an appropriate military designation for "Commander." It is a military rank used in many navies but not generally in armies or air forces. It is below Captain and above Lieutenant-Commander. The rank evolved in the 18th and early 19th centuries and was originally known as Master and Commander. The Royal Navy shortened Master and Commander to Commander in 1814 while they were still fighting Napoleon and the US.

      A commander in the Royal Navy and the United States Navy is equivalent in rank to a lieutenant-colonel in the army. A commander may command a frigate, destroyer, submarine, aviation squadron or shore installation, or may serve on a staff. A commander who commands a unit may be referred to as "Captain" as a courtesy title. A unit commander may also be informally referred to as "skipper."

      I believe the RAF uses the title Commander as a rank, as they are styled on the Royal Navy. I think the usage has to do with what they do, as in "Wing Commander."

      I believe the above answers your question.

      For what it's worth, I can understand both points of view. In an MMORPG, a title that is part of one's handle can be confusing. I can see them not allowing titles, as well, like "DukeTerrible" or "KingLeer." These titles may be mistaken for actual rank earned in the game.

      What bothers me is that there is no appeal. CmdrTaco is someone I can say I somewhat know. He is very active on the Internet and runs a little website that I occasionally post opinions on. Were I to run into him in an MMORPG, I might say, "Hello, and are you the same 'CmdrTaco' that has something to do with Shashdot?" Were he to reply in the affirmative, I would expect that me might receive more respect from me than he might from someone who doesn't spend the time to make /. such a good site. This means I might offer a "sorry," just as I slagged him with a death ray were I on an opposing team, or might mourn his loss more were I on the same team.

      The justification of his keeping his title designation is that he is a public figure. But then if he got to keep his title, everyone would have to be allowed to do so as well, in direct violation of the rules everyone (didn't) read when they signed on.

      But I think they ought to have let him down a little more easily. At least an e-mail saying what I would have after destroying his character were I on the "other" side.

      In other words, "Sorry."

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    2. Re:Is 'Commander' a title? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      "I believe the above answers your question."

      Actually no. I was wondering whether WOW has a rank of 'commander'. Blizzard's TOS states that you can't have titles in your player's name, but CmdrTaco says Blizzard allows titles that aren't used as such in the game. For instance, players have "mr" in their names, but mister is not an in-game title. So, they seem to allow titles in names so long as they aren't official in-game titles.

      So, if "Commander" is an actual title in WOW, I might agree with Blizzard's objection, but certainly not its execution.

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    3. Re:Is 'Commander' a title? by mhollis · · Score: 1

      As I stated in my initial post, These titles may be mistaken for actual rank earned in the game.

      I don't play any MMORPG -- or any RPGs either. I don't have time. I just barely have time to occasinally (very) post here. But whether or not there is an actual title within the World of Warcraft by that name isn't so much the issue as the violation and then the management's position that they will not answer any questions or clarify their position in the case of someone who may be an asset to the company (I'm talking about the kind of person who holds sway over a number of opinions).

      What it comes down to in my opinion is this is poor PR and poor customer service. It may be caused by people who lose their names going all ballistic on the company and getting unreasonably hostile but I doubt that CmdrTaco is liable to do that.

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  489. I'm sure this'll just get caught in the deluge... by Asmor · · Score: 1

    but I know exactly how you feel. It really annoyed me when gmail required 6 or more characters. I've been using Asmor almost since I started getting on the internet.

    I used to be really active in the Starcraft mapping forum, and one day on Battle.net someone didn't believe it was actually me. :) That was quite the ego boost, amusingly.

    But as far as I'm concerned, online I *AM* Asmor. Now, I'm not a total freak... I don't go by it in person, and if someone called me Ian online, I'd respond to that too. But hell, I even got Asmor on my high school class ring! My best friend got his online handle, Gundarak, on his as well.

    But, in the end, watcha gonna do?

  490. All I have to say is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cry more n00b

  491. got the jokes by eudas · · Score: 1

    it's not that nobody got them, it's just that they're neither clever nor funny.

    eudas

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    1. Re:got the jokes by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1
      it's not that nobody got them, it's just that they're neither clever nor funny.

      That actually completely explains why they were modded funny on Slashdot. Not clever or funny. Just like everything else posted here that leaves us clutching our sides in paroxysmal jubilation.

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      "I have never won a debate with an ignorant person." -Ali ibn Abi Talib
  492. Ouch by T_ConX · · Score: 0

    ... let's say Congress passed a law making it illegal to have a first name that is a verb...

    Wow, that one hit me straight in the chest... My name's Toss...

  493. Ass-Galore??? by Goenk · · Score: 1

    They name an entire realm what unmistakeable sounds like "Ass Galore", but they ban the name CmdrTaco - that makes sense... NOT!

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  494. Re:abuse of power by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

    Heh, I remember that thread. The best part was seeing my own name in there: Rumpleforeskin.

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  495. Re:abuse of power by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Subtlety? You must be new here...

    Yeah.. damn n00bs! Boy, if this CmdrTaco guy had been around in my day, he'd have a lot more respect for this site!

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  496. Same, Exact, Thing by xaustinx · · Score: 1

    There's/There was, and online MUD called Purple Dragon. I played for 3 years, remorted 3 times, attained what's known as legendary status (went from level 1-60 three times). I was the founding member of the most popular guild at the time, EXTREMELY well liked and helpful on the MUD, and generally a heavy user of the MUD. My Handle was GodSlayer. For three years i used that nick, everyone knew me by it, it was on guild plaques of guilds i was no longer a part of but helped build their guild halls, etc... It would be accurate to say there was little in that MUD that didn't have a Little "Godslayer" Tag, award, achievement, etc.. somewhere. The SysOp sold the MUD to a right-wing bornagian christian couple, who required the deletion of all handles they believed to be agianst god. Ryu, the SysOp at the time, gave me the opportunity to change my name to avoid this deletion... Those familiar with David Eddings know the origins of that handle, what it means, and how utterly ironic it is for christians to be denoucing that name when the "god" in the edding's books is a Devil God, and the title GodSlayer was bestowed upon belgarion after defeating this character... regardless, BelGarion was already in use, BelGarath was in use, every other nick from the Eddings series was in use, i changed my name to something Similiar to BelGarion, and was forced to change it when that user complained. I finally settled on something obscure... xaustinx, and my guild disbanded me and kicked me out, Ryu removed Godslayer from all equipment, plaques, etc.. in the game. and no1 would listen to me, my story, or even believe me. Ryu refused to tell anyone (even confirm my story to my guild) and ended every complaint i had with "it's just a game". i agree it's just a game, and the only piece of individuality you get is YOUR NAME. You loose that, you don't exist. Needless to say my character was deleted.

  497. Re:Shut The Fuck Up by aeoo · · Score: 1

    You cared enough to write your little note. And as I write mine, there are 767 posts on this topic.

  498. You forgot to say... by Skyshadow · · Score: 1
    "Now git off my lawn, you damned kids!"

    Anyhow, I wouldn't associate the Katz articles with this. Katz was a blowhard who was *clearly* here just to grab some material for a half-assed book that he could dine out on for a few months. His articles were long-winded, horrendously superficial looks at "geek culture". I remember one in particular where he bragged that he'd played his first game of Doom (cheat on, of course) -- yeah, that's great there Skippy. Glad you're here to tell us all about the state of modern geekdom.

    This isn't that. This is something else.

    I've used Skyshadow for, what, seven years here on Slashdot (even before there was a formal account system). Before that, there were the BBSs I used to chat on in the mid-90's, and before that there was Q-Link back in the late 80's.

    The point is that I've used the same handle for, what, 15+ years. A *lot* of people know me by this name. I'm nearly as attached to it as I am my own "real" name, which should be too surprising given that I've been trolling around with it for more than half my life at this point. I definately wouldn't take kindly to someone telling me I needed to change it, especially not some moron who couldn't find a better calling in life than being a GM in some MMORPG.

    That's worth a Slashdot post.

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  499. Violated (formerly CmdrTaco) by Jeff+Molby · · Score: 1

    Would it really be so hard for them to display his name as "Violated (formerly CmdrTaco)" for 90 days to allow a smooth transition?

  500. Another instance by sdaemon · · Score: 1

    My character, "Peonit", was forced to change her name. My girlfriend's character, "Smakkit", was not.

    Apparently, word humor is lost on WoW GMs.

  501. Here's an interesting experiment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like for someone here -- anyone with a WoW Account -- to create a new character.

    I'd then like you to come up with a perfectly legitimate, fantasy-themed name. Something like 'Faenor', or 'Gildan' or whatever. Something that obviously isn't a blatant abuse of policy.

    Then, have a friend petition a GM on the name.

    Then, report your results. I'm curious to see what occurs when a perfectly legitimate named is petitioned. It seems that if Blizzard receives a name complaint, the name is automatically considered bad. No dispute process, it must be changed. Let's prove it.

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    And while I may potentially be able to gain the sympathy of the site owner...

    As an aside, to Rob directly (and coming from another Rob), a long while back my 4-digit UID was hijacked. Someone posted a few comments with it, and when I called them out as an AC, they stopped permanently. If you have any interest in the possibility of reinstating this account (by resetting my password), just reply to this message, and I'll e-mail you directly. If not, I understand and respect your decision.

  502. You're in THEIR World now - by Tominva1045 · · Score: 1



    No matter how innocently one attempts to argue the point, it's the appearance of impropriety that rules the day.

    As a person in the same zone as character CdrTaco, it would be disconcerting to repeatedly see the message Level 1 CdrTaco has just been killed by a Level 2 wombat..."

    Using the term Cmdr or others attempting to grant a virtual world character some level of unearned respect shouldn't be allowed.

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  503. You know... by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    Persistent online identity is not always a good thing.

  504. Re:abuse of power by yakumo.unr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know how you feel, not that I had a name change forced upon me, but confusion arrose from an uncontrollable situation.

    I had been Yakumo online for several years before a German company decided to start using it to sell computers and parts online, god knows why, it's a Japanese name, genderless, but most comonly used for males.

    The first time I heard of the company someone asked me why I was named after their keyboard :o(
    Since then Yakumo's have sprouted up all over the place and i have to fight for my nick every page I sign up on, or IRC server I join, and it never seems to be Japanese, or Anime fans, it's always germans who decided to name themselves after their PC :o(
    I end up with a lot of Germans PM'ing me on IRC demanding 'their name back', or their friends trying to chat to me in a language i don't understand, when I spent many years on the same networks without ever having any conflicts.

    There's the Yakumo brand DVD players now, I don't know if it's a related company.

    I figure it must be karma for all the european players I used to batter playing Quake.... ;o)

    I'm proud of my old Quake Clan(UNR, Clan Unreal) but I'd preffer not to have to attach it to my login, just nothing else seems appropriate. :o/

    As for blocking people for celebrity names, mentioned in another post, that's ridiculous, celerbrities have the same names as often hundreds of other people, many of them far older, people have a right to use their own name online, so if nothing else the usser should have been contacted.

    anyway... many sympathies CmdrTaco.

  505. You know its funny what can be seen as dirty by Pinefresh · · Score: 1

    Azgalor could be dirty if your mind is as sick as mine.

  506. Re:Um, am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe because this isn't just a news site?

  507. Re:Good searching.. by stanmann · · Score: 1

    Well, since those rules are standard on EVER(quest)Y (da)O(c)NE OF the POPUL(tima online)A(narchy online)R MMORPGs, I'm guessing they are pretty old rules.

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    Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  508. This story's a ploy! by kafka47 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since Bliz made him change his nick he wanted to make damn sure that everyone on his server knew his new name was VIOLATED.

    Now he can continue to reap the in-game fruits of his fame. ;-)

    /K

    1. Re:This story's a ploy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'd just been downgraded 40 levels, I wouldn't be bragging my name much. Heck, can't tell you how much amusement my friends and I have gotten over the years specifically targeting and fraggin' people with famous nicks, just in case they're the real mccoy.

      Thanks, Taco. I'll be on the watch for 'violated' now, too. And if we ever find and frag^h^h^h^h *TEABAG* JonKatz... ah, what a glorious hunt that'd be.

  509. Re:abuse of power by vallee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hear hear. As an old-timer I must say I miss this part of slashdot. This site used to be, in part, a vehicle for smart, engaged, motivated and with-it individuals to comment on how their lives, as technology enthusiasts, are affected by their use of technology. This is an outstanding article in that tradition.

    Write on, Rob. Write more.

    Paul

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    The real Paul Vallee is slashdot userid 2192, and, what do you mean it's not cool to point out your low userid?
  510. GOOD POINT, but I would like to see some logic ... by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1



    IF YOU WERE ROBBING A BANK, THE SAME ONE, EVERY DAY, STEALING $100 PER SE FOR SIX MONTHS TILL THEY CATCH YOU, IS IT STILL WRONG?

    yeah, but this isn't like robbing a bank...

    BINGO!

    It's nowhere near robbing a bank, infact it doesn't even qualify as breaking the law. It comes down to the fact that I complain about every day.

    THIS WORLD DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO VALIDATE DATA!

    If it violates their naming conventions, they could have screened for it on entry. Plain and simple.

    (But they state in the Eula that you don't own your character...)

    That may be true, and you can sign a disclaimer waiving your right to everything, but that disclaimer
    will not hold up in court, if true negligence is found.

    It is soon coming time that we will need to have laws concerning virtual worlds like this one.
    A blatent, we are not responsible for anything, and you have to accept everything to use our system is fine and dandy concerning FCC interferance, but this is countless hours with a huge ADDICTED userbase, and holds a universe of virtual worlds whose members outnumber most small countries.

    --
    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
  511. You're wrong, Taco by SilentChris · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I enjoy what Malda writes, but this is just stupid.

    Wow is very stringent on names. Always has been. Look around and you'll see players that have really awful names don't tend to stick around (and when they do, it's on the PVP servers where this is less enforced).

    Not satisified on inference, however? Fine. He broke 3 rules stated right in the EULA and character FAQ page on the site:

    1.) You cannot use a name of someone/something "famous", even if it's your own. Among nerds, CmdrTaco is a relatively known names. So far I've seen names like Rushlimbaugh, Petergriffin, etc. get changed the first day.
    2.) You cannot use names that break fantasy convention. What's fantasy convention? Anything that wouldn't really fit the world. A name of a message board moderator (originally named after a food) doesn't fit.
    3.) You cannot use a prefixed title, as he stated. There ARE commanders in the name (no, there are no "Cmdr"'s, but that's a moot point -- it was clear what he meant and he said in the past it's short for a made up taco shack).

    This is pretty much the video game equivalent of going to a baseball game, getting 3 strikes and then complaining that you should get a 4th. No, the rules are that 3 strikes and you're out. You don't get to make up the rules. If that third strike was a curveball that was pretty outside, yeah, you can maybe argue that, but this was right down the middle. Live with it.

    1. Re:You're wrong, Taco by rixster · · Score: 1

      2.) You cannot use names that break fantasy convention. What's fantasy convention? Anything that wouldn't really fit the world. A name of a message board moderator (originally named after a food) doesn't fit.

      uh oh... guess my chars Rhubarb and Custard could be in for some trouble then....

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      Two wrongs may not make a right, but three ....
  512. Re:abuse of power by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

    I doubt I'm alone in this experience.

    No you're not. Cybersquatters make loads of money buying domain names they know some people will be giving the high bid for. They take advantage of the fact that some people or company actually believe cyber-indentity is important. eBay has tons of those, listed with ridiculous prices.

    Or just look at gMail, when it went Beta. Thousands of people were selling their souls on various websites, exchanging porn collections, giving money just to have an invitation in the hope or registering their name before someone else does.

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    You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
  513. I'm just puzzled... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Why didn't your name was banned on first logon. Why did they let you play half a year with such a name, if it IS a real policy and not just an overzealous GM?

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    Patents Drive Free Software as Hurricanes Drive Construction Industry
  514. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Although initially on the surface, this editorial appears as a rant, Rob pierces the thin veil of the real subject: online identity and how attached we get to it. This actually got me to thinking about -my- online identity. Posting as an Anonymous Coward, I am safe behind my real identity, and therein lies the crux of my own dilema. I actually use a "real" identity for most of my online avatars and paladins. Hmm, scary you might think, and you may well be correct.

    In my case, it goes deeper, into an entire web presense. A web site, a business, a source of income, a source of enjoyement. My identity is who I am online, and who I am offline. Someone who knows me in person, also knows me online, through the same identity mark. I don't introduce myself to people at parties as "LordZilla the Facinator", and I don't pretend to be someone else online.

    So the issue of identity can be a serious matter. If I were to be told I could no longer use my online identity, it would be just at mentioned in the opinion; the government telling me I had to change my name, sorry. That isn't likely to happen unless I go into a witness protection program. The point I would make though, is that even if my name changed, people would know me for who I was, and they would -continue- to identify me with my old identity. In the online realm, a changed identity is like dying and being reborn as someone completely different, a kind of reincarnation. Nobody really knows who you are anymore.

  515. WoW and names by katorga · · Score: 1

    I guess its because WoW is dumbed down mmorpg and has pvp that it attracts names inappropriate to the genre, but I have to say seeing the ubiquitous fotm classes named "gankzjoo" really ruins the immersiveness of the game for me.

    Original EQ with the original player base with realistically appropriate fantasy names was immersive enough for me to actually suspend disbelief while in the virtual. Not so with WoW, which makes it less of a game to me.

    But I feel his pain. I've used the name katorga for years. Its provenance is interesting, and when I meet someone who understands the translation of the term, its historical meaning, and its historical time, I know I have met the Right Sort.

    1. Re:WoW and names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I have to say seeing the ubiquitous fotm classes named "gankzjoo" really ruins the immersiveness of the game for me.

      You have a pitiful and weak imagination, and you are eager to be artificially inconvenienced by others. ...Probably because you harbor some bitterness over being a social outcast for a large portion of your life. In fact, that's probably why you turned to the fantasy genre in the first place. Just because you're using the genre as a crutch doesn't mean other people shouldn't be allowed to enjoy it in their own way. Read a book or watch a movie if you want an immersive experience. MMORPGs are a social experience, 1st. Immersive experience, 2nd.

  516. pay to be played by demo9orgon · · Score: 1

    I spent vast amount of my K-12 time playing/running dice-n-paper RPG games.
    I cannot rationalize paying to play something that I have no ownership and no control in--and despite the tremendous uptake these games have had they are nothing more than a glorified money-vaccum, or maybe a heart-soul vaccum once someone has invested themselves financially AND emotionally in a character.

    I have always viewed my time and my artwork (maps, character drawings, backgrounds, stories) and anything I feel about a character/story as an investment. When I ran/played games I used RPG's as a vehicle to tell stories, inspire artwork, obviate my adolescent idiocy and to survive the crushing boredom of being poor.

    Now I have a collection of books, dice, drawings, stories and great memories of all the fun.
    In many ways I use the same philosophy when I play computer RPG's. If I can't play without an Internet connection, if I EVER have to worry about a license issue, and if a GM can punk me for anything/everything I've done because of a technicality...I don't touch it. Ever. It's like a peverse Tic-Tac-Toe where I exploit myself at the whim of someone who can pick up the change-jar and the board and walk away without any kind of responsibility.

    Which is why Evercrack, WoW, or any of them will never see me or my kids.

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    Every new form of media has it's own Requirimento
  517. Re:abuse of power by hugesmile · · Score: 1
    True that. This is one of my favorite entries. :p

    I thought this one was the classic. But really, we should link to it with why geeks are shitty lovers so that it gets indexed properly in google.

    Paste this text:

    <a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/02/02/14/143254 .shtml?tid=166">why geeks are shitty lovers</a>

  518. Umm... want some cheese with that whine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two things...

    First, I think it's kind of funny how you mostly gloss over the fact that it *is* their world, and you're agreeing to go by their rules, but then rant and rave about how much the change bothers you and how awful it is of them to do what they want to you in *their* world. You mention it once near the beginning, then slyly refer to it at the end, but in the middle's a whole bunch of whinging.

    Second, exactly how is this News for Nerds, or even Stuff that Matters? Good grief, get a LiveJournal account to whine about stuff like this. All you *really* want to happen is to make a lot of people unhappy at Blizzard, so the Slashdot masses can deluge Blizzard to to try to get them to change either a) their decision to take away your name, or b) their policy on names.

  519. Be carefull... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

    I mean this may have been stated already, BUT, Blizzard may come after you under the DMCA for some form of "slander".

    I think you clearly stated your case and opinion, but I can see this potentially causing an issue with this post of yours... I know that sounds a little silly but this country has gone crazy with some of the stupidest things happening these days.

    ~GreatOak ( I have used this one for about 10 or 11 years and I know what you feel about being possessive of it. )

  520. Re:abuse of power by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    Why is CmdrTaco complaining about Blizzard okay to you, but people complaining about CmdrTaco doing it on Slashdot's front page not? In both cases, it's users complaining about the product and its leaders.

    One difference:
    Taco didn't post comments Blizzard's site.

    He posted it on a site he had a hand in creating.

    A more appropriate comparison (in my opinion, at least) would be one of the users of Slashdot posting an entry on their own site talking about an editor posting what they perceive as an inappropriate article on the front page of a popular news aggregate they frequent. And explaining why they felt it was inappropriate.

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    Thanks to the internet, we can now all die alone together! -SomeWoman
  521. This reminds me... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    of the anime .HACK// Leyend of twilight, the part where a player gets turned into a frog and can't change back even after rebooting.

    Sounds like an awful curse, specially with the virtualization of society that we're all experiencing. I have grown fond of my identity, my first posts ;-), jokes, and +5 insightfuls. Who hasn't? We all have an identity. Well in my case i have various online identities, one for slashdot, and the others for different forums. They're part of me.

    In any case, I'm glad more problems like abuse of power / neglect are shown up to the light. There's nothing nastier than a game (which is supposed to be FUN) ends up making you bitter.

    But cheer up, Taco :) I'm sure there are other games to have fun with.

    And if you want to have some fun at MMORPGS, you can read the n00b to look at the light side :)

  522. Name changes by BadDream · · Score: 1

    I had a friend get his name changed. They didn't like "dog" as a name on an rp server. Yet they let the NPC's have names that violate the policy. Oh well. Anyway, its not all Blizzards fault. Its likely some player reported you and thats why you drew attention. Some people just love to grief. Very large quantity of people means plenty of griefers for all.

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    No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
  523. Gee, now you know how it feels! by Proudrooster · · Score: 1

    Good for you Taco to be on the receiving end every now and again! :)

    Remember that next time you ignore my article submission in favor of posting a DUPE!

  524. Re:abuse of power by notthe9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I considered moderating you down as flamebait for cussing.

    You must be new here. You cannot post in the same discussion you are commenting in.

  525. Cry More, n00b! by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    If you don't like the rules, don't play the damned game. The rules are there for the majority of customers who would rather not have their fantasy role-playing invaded by jackasses who think it's cute to come up with a name innappropriate to the game setting. If you can't manage to play a game without using a lame name, go back to games like Diablo and Counterstrike.

  526. CmdrTaco/Violated by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1

    So you take your name as "Violated" and set up a script that runs in
    the background making "Violated" say "formerly known as CmdrTaco"
    every so many seconds.

  527. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Rename to just Taco
    2. PVP until you get to the rank of Commander
    3. ??????
    4. Profit!

  528. Re:abuse of power by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot.

    What IS that??

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    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  529. Karma's a bitch aint it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After I read the comment about the guy who can't post to ./ at home because his entire subnet is banned and when he asked to remove/change or shrink the ban was bascially told to stfu. Karma's a bitch aint it?

  530. I feel for ya, but them's the rules by jgoemat · · Score: 1
    It would be no fun to have to change names after 45 levels, but if you read the naming policy when you created your character, you would know your name was innappropriate. I'm assuming you knew that and thought you were home free after it slipped by their automated naming filters, but it caught up with you. 'CmdrTaco' doesn't pass muster for several reasons:

    1. Consist of a string of letters which do not produce a pronounceable name (i.e. Asdfasdf, Jjxccm, Hvlldrm)
      CMDRTaco can not be pronounced
    2. Consist of any title prefix attached to a character's name be it fantasy-based or not (i.e. Kingmike, Presidentsanchez)
      CMDR is an abbreviation for commander. It doesn't matter if it exists in game or not (although it does), it's not allowed.
    3. Are references to very well known people, characters, places, or icons (i.e. Britneyspears, Austinpowers, Mcdonalds, Georgewashington, Newyork)
      Granted it isn't your given name, but you are well known and known as CmdrTaco to a good number of people online. There is no way for Blizzard to validate that it is you and not some imposter, which you probably wouldn't want.
    4. Are otherwise considered inappropriate for the game world
      'Commander Taco' is not an appropriate name for the fantasy setting.
    1. Re:I feel for ya, but them's the rules by cyberdemo · · Score: 1

      No way for them to validate that it is truly him? How are they charging his credit card then?

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      I have no sig at all.
    2. Re:I feel for ya, but them's the rules by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      #1 not so much, it could be read Commadore Taco; you're not adding any consonsants

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      Were that I say, pancakes?
    3. Re:I feel for ya, but them's the rules by jgoemat · · Score: 1

      No way to tell that it is the famous CmdrTaco of slashdot fame, that is unless they run the hosting company for slashdot and have his credit card there.

  531. I feel your pain by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain; mine gets stolen a lot, too. I've also run into a similar issue with reserved titles that aren't documented anywhere in City of Villains, although that was a semi-randomly-chosen name and didn't bother me.

    It's a risk you take when try to use something resembling a military rank in a virtual name, however; odds are pretty good somebody is going to want to actually use that rank title for something.

    Perhaps something along the lines of TheRealCmdrTaco would work out. Good luck.

  532. $rtbl'd, eh? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So, are you hurrying to slobber over Taco's "coin purse" in the vain, vain hope that he'll un-$rtbl you, or what?

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  533. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gee - i became aware of that when my karma hit excellent. strangely enough, the gp post did NOT have the 'No Karma Bonus' box checked... and yet it shows a score of 1.

  534. Adapt and overcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a similar experience in Everquest 2 on Kithicor server.

    I created a character with a greek-sounding name (Testicleese) that was a violation of the naming conventions. After three and a half months go by, I logged in one day to find they changed my name to a computer generated one (Thaych).

    I simply used the lastname command to adopt a last name of "AngedMyName"

    I was soon known as "Thaych AngedMyName" (say it quickly)

    Adapt and overcome bruthaman

  535. Re:Shut The Fuck Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


    Put it in your journal or something.


    Ummmmm... That's what he did.

  536. Marilyn Hanson? Not at all unlikely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to have an art teacher at my Highschool by that name

  537. Re:abuse of power by mysidia · · Score: 1

    While you aren't mad at Blizzard, I think you should be. Not so much as for enforcing their policy in your situation, but letting you get far in the game before doing that -- they hardened the blow there, whether it was intentional or not, it's upsetting at least... for having such an unreasonable policy and ad-hoc manner of imposing it in the first place, and most importantly for having found such TERRIBLE support / appeals process.

    You are their customer, and for that $12+ a month you pay them, Blizzard should at least really listen, they owe it to you to be able to explain immediately, fairly, and fully: why the harmful action was taken, who took the action, where/who you can reach to have it revisited, or to offer you a refund of subscription fees if they cannot change their mind and you find you no longer want to play after the name change.

    And inconsistent enforcement of their own rules doesn't reflect positively on the enforcer, particularly when they don't look at more severe cases at all and go right for minor ones reported to them -- probably by a rival in-game, or other player who just wanted to cause another one pain for some reason.

    After reading your article, I think there's just no way I could get or recommend anyone else to get this game --- sure it might be fun, until the GMs reign in on your party, though, so to speak. I'd rather play a game where I can feel more comfortable that the maker won't be intentionally working against my enjoyment of it.

    I'd rather play multiplayer games that don't blindly enforce outrightly extreme naming guidelines.

    If someone whose real name were Boris Yeltsin played a MMORPG, they should certainly not be denied that player name -- just because it was a celebrity name.

    For Pseudonyms, the first person who thought it up and started putting it to use, ought to be able to keep it as they move from forum to forum -- people want to take their identity with them, and providers of gaming services should do what they can to accomodate them. I.E. There's no reason I can think of that blizzard shouldn't separate earned titles distinctly from the name, such as by using a distinct icon or a unique color for the title.

  538. Wah wah wah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God damn. Shut up.

  539. Use a stupid name, get a name change by Shakes268 · · Score: 1

    It's a fantasy genre - if tacos were part of the diet in medeival times great! However, I have never heard of a knight named anything resembling what I can pick up at taco bell. Don't want a name change? Don't use a stupid irrelevant name when you create the character. My biggest gripe with MMORPGs is that people seem to confuse them with DOOM. Wannabe l33t kiddies playing a game coming up with something stupid instead of something with real originality that took thought. Glad you got the name change - next time you sign up for an MMORPG, choose something appropriate. I make it a habit of petitioning stupid names in games just so idiots like this will think twice next time they start a character.

    1. Re:Use a stupid name, get a name change by oneiron · · Score: 1

      My biggest gripe with MMORPGs is that people seem to confuse them with DOOM. My biggest gripe with MMORPGs is that people seem to confuse them with their own private D&D sessions with their 15 socially crippled D&D buddies. If you want to play pretend, find a game that suits your needs. If the game doesn't suit your needs, then don't bitch about the players who aren't pandering to your own private fantasy.

  540. Would a rose by any other smell as sweet? by mooZENDog · · Score: 1

    Back in 1995, I played Quakeworld in a great clan (the Brotherhood of Moo - not exactly the most feared clan in the game, but a great bunch of people), as ZENDog. Zoom in to 2005, and I'm playing WoW on EU-Shadowsong, as Zendog. I'm sat in the middle of Ironforge, not doing a great deal, when I get a whisper from an old clan mate, because he recognised my online name! This is 10 years later, in a completely different game. Although chance and coincidence are involved, there is a great deal in a name! CmdrTaco, you have my sympathies.

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    "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind" - Gandhi
  541. Voices from the Hellmouth. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Didn't a bunch of the comments and stories that readers shared as replied to Katz's "Hellmouth" series get republished with no consent or notification of the contributors? Despite the "Comments are owned by the Poster" notice at the bottom of the comments pages? I seem to remember a bit of a tempest over that.

    What happened to Katz, anyway? Whenever a major event happens, I think of him and "in our post-Saddam world", "in our post-Katrina world", or whatnot.

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  542. Grandparent funny, parent funnier by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't have mod points though, sorry. I just thought the parant deserved more attention.

  543. I know this is about online identity, but.... by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

    I hate online RPGs because of stupid rules like that. And there's nothing you can do about it. I was reminded of this recently when playing Neverwinter Nights; there's a lot of rules in 3rd Edition D&D that I hate, possibly because I'm an old-time gamer, but when playing NWN I have no choice. I quit playing it because it got to the point that having to swallow these bad rules whole was ruining the fun altogether. So give me pen & paper RPGs any day; you can keep the computer RPGs. In a pen & paper RPG, if it's agreed that a particular rule is stupid, it can be ignored or replaced.

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    I dream of a better world... one in which chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.
  544. Azgalor? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, isn't a server called Azgalor the very last place to pick on strange names? Come on, Azgalor! That sounds like the last name of a Bond girl! I would kick off any player whose name doesn't violate the naming conventions (although I have to admit, CmdrTaco would still have to change his name for lack of innuendo).

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    USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    1. Re:Azgalor? by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      I initially thought that he meant his name was Azgalor and I think "Why the hell are you complaining? It obviously violates the TOS!". Then I realized his name was Cmdrtaco and the name of the server was Azgalor and felt like a stupid twit :(

  545. Re:abuse of power by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

    No one said the rules are secret, but they are innane. It would be nice if there was a means to challenge the rules and make something better happen, but there clearly is not and maybe that's part of what Taco is talking about.

    I really doubt there was any effort to annoy someone, it's just that someone took notice of the fact this name was non-compliant and did something about it. I, for one, would like to get my hands on Blizzard's name nazi and let them know what I think of their stupid rules.

    M

  546. /cheer CmdrTaco, /hug CmdrTaco, /rasp Violated by Kildjean · · Score: 1
    Rob;

    As a player of a Lvl 60 Paladin in Crushridge, I understand your point, since after getting to lvl 60, i was ordered to change my name to something else because some player thought Snafu was offensive to him. So now my paladin is aptly named Nobody. At first I didnt like the change because like you, no one recognized me... Imagine I was a lvl 60 and you know how many people I had to tell them "it's me... Snafu"... But then when i started horde ganking seriously, it must be funny listening to a guy tell their guildmates they were ganked by Nobody... It is also funny how funny it gets in instances... "Nobody get that loot... and i mean Nobody...", so i have found a lighter side of things in this...

    Keep up the mag dude... Oh and What makes you think Violated is not a name they will ban too?

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    Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d encule de ta mere.
  547. Two words... by navarredr · · Score: 1

    Ha ha! /nelson

    Also, 'cry more noob' comes to mind. I hate that Blizzard is as lenient as they are. I wish the naming regulations were more strict. Even on so called 'RP' servers there is lots of abuse. I would have reported you the moment you ran by me. 'Taco' should have been enough alone to warrant a name change, but not by Blizzard's rules.

  548. Re:Frustration with power-mad bullies is nothing n by saskboy · · Score: 1

    In the past months I've seen eBay online communities disintigrate because the powers that be are power crazed jerks that treat customers like dog food. I've also heard of a Livejournal community that got hijacked by a former moderator, who kicked out the current moderators. Coups are the name of the game in online worlds, and the people in power rarely have a boss or manager over their head from whom you can get justice from.

    Powerless people can become tyrants online if they have the chance to conquer a community.

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    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  549. Not the first time CmdrTaco has brought this up by jennis · · Score: 1
  550. commander? by jotux · · Score: 1

    I always thought cmdr stood for commandeer, commandeer taco.

  551. Re:How does this constitute as news? by Kildjean · · Score: 1
    It is not news...

    If you went to high school, and learned to read, then went to college and got more intelligent, you would understand he wrote it as an E-D-I-T-O-R-I-A-L, now repeat after me, Editorial. Ok.. Editorial is basically a statement or an opinion aside from whatever topic is run in a news system (such as slashdot) that can carry It's editor (hence the name editorial), in his own opinion aside to whatever it is written. So in simple words you can understand without blowing a carothid in your body, he wrote an opinion about something, within his given space as editor of this news site.

    And if you don't like it, then go read www.disney.com or something like that...

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  552. Re:abuse of power by drxenos · · Score: 1

    I wish Slashdot would get rid of the ID numbers just because of that attitude. Just because some of us joined this forum at a later date than you doesn't mean we have less to contribute to a discussion. I see the same problem in other forums. Someone will post a critical message, and invariably someone will take issue with it and post something like, "yeah, but look at the date. He just joined this forum yesterday." So what? How does that invalidate any of his arguments?

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  553. Oh, lord. by slappyjack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I love it when people sling around the word "n00b" for no real reason.

    offtopic me now!

    1. Re:Oh, lord. by kuzb · · Score: 1

      n00b is not a word. Words do not contain numbers. Even spelled 'noob', though, it's still not a word. I know a million people use it, but, as the saying goes: "A million people can have a dumb idea, it's still a dumb idea."

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  554. Submitter obviously new around here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What part of "Stuff that matters." did you not understand?

  555. Paladin?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, CmdrTaco is a fancylad? WTF dude!! grow up and go horde.

  556. Seems like a lesson well learned by ankarbass · · Score: 3, Funny

    "My friend quit EQ that day." Sounds like your friend grew just a little bit that day.

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  557. He sold /. for $3 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Remember?

    I have no pitty for a millionaire bitching about how he can't have his username on WoW. Seriously, do you?

    1. Re:He sold /. for $3 million by Dalroth · · Score: 1

      Yes. Yes I do. His worth, and what he's done with Slashdot HAVE NOTHING to do with the policies of Blizzard and World of Warcraft. You and I are just as likely to get screwed over as he was. The fact that he's willing to use his influence to stand up to this is great for somebody who plays the game like myself. It's a shame people like you can't do the same.

      Bryan

  558. I suppose... by Banishedwun · · Score: 1

    TacoCumander was taken?

  559. Re:abuse of power - picking stories by saskboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you're having trouble picking the stories you could just read what was posted yesterday.

    Sorry, bad dupe joke there. Or you could read Fark.com.. er nevermind.

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  560. OSTG to the rescue by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Soon, OSTG will assimilate Blizzard, and THEN we'll see who kisses who's butt.

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  561. A fantasy roleplaying game is not the internets by el_nino · · Score: 1

    WoW is (supposedly) a roleplaying game. If you want to be CmdrTaco, Marilyn Hanson or Bigniggercocks, feel free to use that identity on /., IRC or wherever. However, in a fantasy roleplaying setting, is it really too much to ask that you choose to play a fantasy character instead of bringing Rob Malda the computer programmer into the world of Azeroth? Does Norrath really need the Ogre Shaman (or whatever) Marilyn Hanson?

    I for one applaud the GMs of WoW for enforcing their name policy, and I have met many EQ players over the years (although I don't currently play) who like me didn't enjoy the breaking of immersion that stupid names in a fantasy world brings.

  562. Re:Shut The Fuck Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're comment was incredibly useful. So useful that I wish it would take physical form so that I could beat you down with it.

  563. Nickname by Saboteur1 · · Score: 1

    I am just as bad. I had Saboteur since the 1977 on CB radio. ever heard of them. Every year there are a hundred more Sabs on the web

  564. Azgalor? by hashmap · · Score: 1
    My Azgalor Paladin is running
    This is how the post starts, reading it I tought they banned this name Azgalor because it can be pronounced as AssGalore ... reminds me of Pussy Galore from the Bond movie... Turns out Azgalore is the server name that Blizzard uses. Now that I brought this to their attention they might ban their own server!
  565. Re:abuse of power by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    My RSS feed doesn't have icons, you insensitive clod!


    ...I have just trolled CmdrTaco with an overused /. meme. My life is complete.

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  566. Let's Slashdot them! by nvlass · · Score: 1

    That'll teach them!!!

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  567. Change to human recognizable equivalent by shamborfosi · · Score: 1

    Why not just change to C.mdrTaco or CmderTaco?

  568. Re:abuse of power by mysidia · · Score: 1

    P.S. This article makes me flash back to some scene in .hack//Legend Where CC. Corporation Cereullean Knights respond to a player protesting summary deletion for having a non-standard character appearance


    "..But nobody reads the user consent agreement"

    ".. We believe that most players read and accept the user agreement"

    Blizzard's not quite so tyrannical here, but it's faintly conceivable, and a similar notion. Holding players up to pages and pages of legalese and "rules" that noone reads, rather than sticking with simple rules that people other than rules fanatics and lawyers readily accept in a video game setting.

    Games are designed for entertainment purposes and to be fun. Rules are rarely fun, and silly ones can be very annoying, un-fun, detractors from the experience.

  569. Re:abuse of power by Kelson · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, most married women don't change their entire name. And they're generally still recognizable if you see them face to face.

    That said, there's a reason that most women who make a name for themselves professionally -- authors, actresses, etc. -- will keep their original name. (OK, actresses may not be the best example, given the Hollywood divorce rate.)

  570. Well... by battlinbill · · Score: 1

    Hey - I've been playing on B-net as rapingnewborns since the days of starcraft.

    My account hasn't been questioned or closed.

    The name isn't a hobby (as I quote online) - it goes back to the day of vs newbs games. Those games usually had some hardcore players who just wanted to have an easy game. Well, I'd join in those games to beat or rape the newb killers.

  571. Dump WOW! by TheZorch · · Score: 0

    I play Final Fantasy XI on my PC (yes, there is a PC versioin of the PS2 MMORPG) and a majority of the new players I've met and joined our Linkshell (allows several like-minded people to chat in-game no matter how far apart they are in the world) came from Worlds of Warcraft and felt very disappointed with it. Those same people have stuck with FFXI and say its better. We also have former EverQuest and Asheron's Call players and all of them said playing FFXI has been the best experience they've had in a MMORPG in years. The overall impression I get from them is that the other games weren't nearly as good. My advice to CmdrTaco, switch to FFXI. If you want I could get you a World Pass. That will let you join our server when you create your character instead of letting the game choose the server for you. - Michael "TheZorch" Haney thezorch@gmail.com

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  572. Kids Today! by nick_davison · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of you don't even know what the OSS community used to really be like. It ain't what you see here on /. today.

    You're right there Obediah.

    Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here bitching on slashdot?

    Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a good compiler.

    A command line based compiler.

    Without an IDE or APIs.

    Or a compiler!

    On a filthy cracked C64.

    We never used to have a computer. We used to have to code on punched hole cards.

    The best WE could manage was to beg for compilation time on the mainframe at night!

    But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

    Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness." ...

    Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day on OSS, and pay Linus for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

    But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

  573. HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    POSTING IN A STICKY!

  574. Regarding Gamers by Userfaulty · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, Gamers, being screwed in the b(_*_)d since Atari's E.T. I hate not being able to use my online screenname but normally I don't use this screenname on MMORPG's. I only use it for the sign on stuff, due to the more people using the game the more likely it will have hacking attempts, which is why I use different character names. It took me awhile to come up with this online name cause I wanted something nobody else would come up with. So if you ever see another post by the same name or online in a game, it's me.

  575. Re:abuse of power by apoc06 · · Score: 1

    ouch... do you have any advice for those here that have kids?

  576. Cry more noob by AdventureExtreme · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    cry more noob

  577. I feel your pain by jarcher · · Score: 1

    In my past WOW life I was Sonofelvis, Horde Orc Hunter on Alleria, built a rep, had "relations" with many other chars in and out of my guild. but then one day I log in an now have the name of Laguntus. what the hell is that? Someone with a shitty connection and a cold? Seriously - I complained to the DMs without avail or even a decent explanation until I got the from a DM that my name was three words. URGHHH!!! so does that mean it's ok if it two words - how about four. no answer....

    I didn't quit, was very tempted, but I can say I don't play as much due to the change and shitty customer service, err cold shoulder from Blizzard. Anyway look for my sorry ass on Alleria as "Lag" - but please call me "Sono". :)

  578. Whats in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet."

    --From Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)

  579. Note to Blizzard GMs by danFL-NERaves · · Score: 2, Funny

    Never piss off a user with a bigger soap box than you.

  580. Now if only you could do the same. by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Spelt is a grain. Spelled is the past tense of spell.

    1. Re:Now if only you could do the same. by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      According to my BRD:

      spelt(1) A hardy wheat, Triticum spelta, grown mostly in Europe.

      spelt(2) Alternate past tense and past participle of spell.

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    2. Re:Now if only you could do the same. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. Noone cares about the fact you have a fucking ENGWISHH dictionary shoved up your asshole retard. Fucking go to hell, who the fuck cares enough about spelling to get all pretentious and better than though "I'M 120 IQ AND A GENIUS AND I CAN FUCKING SPELL HAHAHAHAHA" Go back to flipping burgers, moron, where you will have coworkers who FUCKING CARE about whether or not they spell words right.

  581. Good argument. by empaler · · Score: 1

    I'll have to remember that one...

  582. outsource it by ggwood · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All these games WoW, Eq, etc. Could outsource the name validation system to a third party who would allow people to register specific usernames across all such (participating) games. Ask people to pay US$1/month (US$12/year) to maintain a username, password protected, on all participating systems. That way, people who *really* want their names get them. Any violations (copywright, foul language, famous people) would be dealt with by this 3rd party - at the time of creation of the name. Perhaps it takes two weeks, or whatever, to reserve the name - and maybe there is some kind of setup fee I don't know - but once you have it, they stand by it. Appeal to them. If they reject your name, you pay nothing. If you don't want to pay for a reserved name, you deal with (a) your name not available, (b) your name accepted then rejected later - but you pay nothing (extra) and it's handeled by blizard/SOE/whomever.

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    1. Re:outsource it by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I'm sure like that would be extremely successful

      *sarcasm alert*

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  583. Newsworthy ? .... no. by oPless · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And just to be clear, I'm not really mad at Blizzard. I think what they did was needless and inconvenient, but not evil. Their policy may be silly, but I still was in violation of it, so I guess I got what I deserved.

    OMG who really gives a damn ?

    Keep this sh*t in your journal taco!

  584. BOFH by redelm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This smacks of the BOfH (Bastard-Operator from H3ll). [Google it yerself] Perhaps it is policy, perhaps not, but your name should have been approvied/denied at entry or change, not later on.

    The lack of oversight/appeal is a pure Blizzard-management problem. They chose to allow the GMs to run free, and must accept the discontent so generated. It may not be much in each individual, but at the margin it does sway large number of potential customers.

  585. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by nickyj · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Agreed! Even if some simple multiple choice option of some generic descriptions why the article is rejected would be helpful to the submitter when trying to submit again. A pull down or radio buttons can't take that much time from the those who read the submittions.

    I swear that I posted a few stories that were of interest around my office (of those who read slashdot) but the story was rejected minutes after submitttion making me think that it wasn't even read by whomever rejected it.

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  586. I know how you feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire reason why I don't have an account on Slashdot is because someone else has my name. I've been using it for literally 15 years, and just never really had the need to sign up for an account here.

    Ah well.

  587. Re:Shut The Fuck Up by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 1

    Would you still be willing to support that stance if said friend's last name was Hanson, his girlfriend's Marylin and he was playing a female character? Matter of fact, we don't know those details and it looks like none of those involved cared to find out either, which is quite wrong from my personal moral POV...

  588. It's really very annoying by RouterSlayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was the FIRST person in the world to use the nick "MasterHacker" (with or without a space) since the first BBS days, I found it really annoying when people used it on IRC and stuff like that.

    Now how about this one- I was the very FIRST person in the world to use the nick "Wanderer" anywhere for any reason. How can I make this claim?

    I was using the damn nick in early 1976 ! And used it ever since then, from multiplayer games on atari 400s and 800s to vic-20s, TSR-80s, C64 hacking, later on PC BBSes, and onward.

    its a weirdly personal thing. Something thats been *mine* for decades, literally, suddenly showing up somewhere by some gimp that doesn't know squat.
    It really does feel weird.

    and then you try using odd names you think no one else will guess. "ByteMe", that is another one I coined first. It's fun. And it gets taken all the time now.

    it got to the point where it was almost impossible to log onto an IRC server for a while, every single name I tried, they were all taken, I mean everything.
    Even my fabled "RouterSlayer" has been "stolen" by others, as well as my fabled "BitSlayer", yes even "NetSlayer". it was all me... used to be anyhow.

    The point is, how the hell can you be original any more? Where's the uniqueness when every single name is already taken, how to identify YOU, you want your personality in there somewhere. something different from the norm.

    I came up with a new nick recently, its actually borrowed from something. I will never say what it is or where I got it. But so far, no one has copied it. We'll see how long this lasts. Cuz after that, I dunno any more. Maybe I can think of something new, fresh, and unique.

    But it's getting damn hard these days.

    Also makes me wonder where all the old hackers I knew vanished off to...
    so, its been a few decades, but greets to-
    Trans-Net, PE, eaglesoft, KJ, The Cob! (heh), Shadow Rhyder, Covert Operations, TAPPS, TOPPS, and even TGI. God-damn I miss Sublime-Persuasion...

    1. Re:It's really very annoying by T3h_3vi1_d3ad · · Score: 0

      Modded down -1, Flamebait, damn I was hoping for -2 or 3 at least. Oh well that will do I guess, ~gives myself a nice pat on the back for maintaining such high standards~

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  589. Bum deal.. by lionchild · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah, that's a bum deal, alright. I've seen it with WoW before, and it certainly does suck.

    But, aside from WoW, the idea of keeping ones virtual identity is very personal. I've been 'Lionman' for 18 years, but even in the worthwhile places we want to go, to take our virtual identity, we have to compromise, and use something different.

    I think when we do that, find that someone else has taken our name on a system, what shocks us most, is that the name we've used for years, turns out to be a name someone else has choosen to represent themselves with, and makes us a little less unique. There's someone else out there who could be mistaken for us.

    I've had friends ask me if various websites were mine, because they appeared to sport my virtual name. They weren't me, of course.

    Most of it comes down to, IMHO, that we find we're not unique, that someone else has the same idea we had, or worse, saw ours and stole it. It's the slings and arrows of wanting to be someone that stands apart in the vast world that is cyberspace today.

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  590. How to help Taco in-game by wembley · · Score: 1

    /target Violated /violin /jk /hug

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  591. Turn about is fair play... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Hey Taco, I think that everything you said is dead on; It's their game but they seem to suck at customer service. Have you thought about playing the same game with them? They are a meidum sized company of computer people, chances are that at least a few of them read slashdot, so here is what you do. Look up their IP, and flag all users posting from that block. After you have a few accounts flagged, go rename them and change their UID to eight digit numbers. Vindictive? Perhaps. But there is a chance to illustrate to the powers at Blizzard that people get upset at this sort of thing, and that the GMs aren't very good at customer service. After all, it is YOUR blog...

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  592. Slashdot moderation by amightywind · · Score: 1

    Oh, and don't listen to anyone who compares WoW's GMs with Slashdot's moderation system. Tell me, does WoW have meta-GMs??? If one GM slaps you down, can two more GMs bring you back up? Slashdot is really the only discussion site on the web worth looking at, despite the occasional misspelling or duplicate post, and it is all due to your moderation system.

    Slashdot's moderation system appeals only those who look to this site to for confirmation of their own views by the rest of the mob. Serious alternative views are moderated out of existance routinely. Moderation points are used to censor. They are dribbled out to a ready core of sycophants whom the Slashdot priesthood can trust to do their dirty work and enforce their views. I will not participate in Slashdot's moderation process again. I encourage other readers to do the same.

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  593. sorry but his name was in clear violation by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    of the rules and it isn't Blizzard's fault that it wasn't caught. The rules for naming characters clearly state that titles are not allowed and can only be rewarded. Someone else already posted a link to the actual rule.

    While some name changes are the result of griefing the majority are deserved. What I find all so amazing are the blantant offenders whose accounts are not immediately permanently banned.

    The programming problem is that people can come up with all sorts of tricks to convey the name they want that will pass most if not all attempts to scan for it. Add in mulitple nationalities and the problem becomes worse exponentially.

    It really comes down to players doing their best to know the environment they are playing in. Ignorance of the rules is not an excuse. In this case CmdrTaco either did not know the rule or decided to just ignore it (whether conciously or not)

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  594. Re:Good searching.. by Minwee · · Score: 1
    There are four million people playing the game, each with anywhere up to fifty characters.

    At any given time there are about seven active GMs who spend most of their time dealing with "HE'S TOUCHING ME!" and "OMGWTF! I just gave all my money to someone who promised he'd give it back! I forget his name! Give me my money back!" complaints. Blizzard has so far refused to answer my queries regarding the suicide rate among their GM staff but I can point out that they are always hiring.

    The last thing these people need to do is go out looking for more work to do. If an infringing name is brought to their attention then they will apply the rules to it. If nobody reports it, nothing is going to happen. If it is so emotionally costly to have a character name changed, then perhaps it is worth spending two minutes becoming familiar with the rules before breaking them.

  595. Re:abuse of power by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1
    I don't really remember the exact content of Katz's articles, but I clearly remember the readers responses. People expressed their deep feelings, and it was like suddently all the people there realized that they really were a community, with much more common traits and similarities in their past experiences than they thought. I know that for me it's those posts who really got me into slashdot, because I felt I understood the people and really had my place here.

    But yes my slashdot UID is probably higher that what it should be not because i forgot my password but because i read /. for years before creating an account. Is this excuse any better ? :-)

    <totallyOT>
    And you know what ? I couldn't really post before creating the account anyway because i didn't know enough english. I knew it from school but wouldn't have been able to converse with somebody fluently at all. And the funny thing is that slashdot has been my english teacher :).
    After some years of reading all those posts and stories I realized that i was reading almost fluently, most of the words i didn't know or bother to learn made sense after enough in-topic examples of use. And not only that but i could really *think* in english.
    I mean i understand the sense of what i am writing but can't really give a good french transcription on the fly because basically it's two different ways of thinkings and you need to think about for a minutes to come up with a translation that really has the same meaning.
    Now if i could lose that bad habit of starting all my sentences with "I'm not a lawyer but..." and ending them with "You insensitive clod", maybe i wouldn't end up looking so ridiculous when speaking to native speakers outside of /. huh</totallyOT>

  596. I will "throw" you with this "post" by mikaelhg · · Score: 1

    Please, pretty please, don't bring "Krazy Katz" back. His brick was amusing on its first flight, but you can't use the same schtick forever.

  597. WoW by Rize · · Score: 1

    Every time I hear about WoW I want to play it... but at this point, everything I hear about it is bad (everyone who's enjoying it are busy playing it rather than writing about it apparently). I really enjoyed Diablo II, but I'm also well aware of how much of my life that game sucked away. Again, I think I'm not going to get it. Another disaster averted... until the next time I hear of WoW.

  598. Re:I am not the Mikhail Sergeyvich Gorbachev by gorbachev · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been using my gorbachev nickname for over 15 years now. First used it in an online multiplayer realtime war strategy game specifically cause I knew it'd piss off the people I wanted to piss off. No matter how overboard I went with my soviet alter ego, no matter how self deprecating satire I would write, people still believed I was a communist outside of my alter ego. They flamed me for it, they hated me for it, and I laughed.

    I don't know what I should've felt about the Emails I got from people after Raisa Gorbachev passed away 1999. I received about a dozen or so Emails from people sending me condolences on her passing. I did feel flattered one of them said I'm the greatest person alive. Come to think of it, it's like The Greatest President. Evar.

    Halo 2 is an interesting experience with my gamertag. Every 10 games or so I get the 15-year old redneck from Nuclear Shelter Bunker Town, Bumfuck, who thinks he's going to insult me by calling me a commie bastard bitch homo f***. They also like to kill me a lot, like in "I'm going to come and kill you, commie bastard" not like in "I'ma pwn you n00b".

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  599. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Fridgey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I suppose you're paying for your ability to post articles on slashdot...

  600. Re:abuse of power by ^_^x · · Score: 1

    Yep. And until both you and CmdrTaco, and the countless others they wrong decide to quit the game for good, you're just reenforcing, and in fact PAYING them to do this to you. As long as the cash is rolling in, it's smooth sailing for Blizzard, and they will see no reason to change anything.

    I wonder what they're going to do when all the non-title, non-copywritten, fantasy-appropriate, family-friendly names get used up and people have to start resorting to "_-=pxqrt0x29A=-_" like you see in games like Ragnarok (which has no such policy, but doesn't delete inactive players, and may ban for a completely illegible name.) Will they still ban you for that? Would they rather have characters wandering around with random real names like "Steve" the necromancer?

    I've had a copy of WoW in a box on my shelf for a couple months, but I keep hearing about stupid crap like this and really, I don't think I WANT into such an anally-run pay-per-view dictatorship like what they have going now.

    "S> 1 WoW, NiB, 250z"

  601. Next time try 'Icarus' by Neeth · · Score: 1

    From the /. FAQ: "Where did the nicknames "CmdrTaco" and "Hemos" come from? Why is that question so important to every friggin' reporter that wants to bother us? "CmdrTaco" is a reference to a Dave Barry article where he lists places not to take a date. Among them is any place called "The Commander Taco" or something like that. My nickname on my local BBSs was 'Icarus' but unfortunately when I started using the Internet in high school, I found my name already taken."

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  602. i'm not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Working as intended"

  603. Get over it. by neo · · Score: 1

    I started using 'neo' in 1985 on BBSs. How do you think I felt when The Matrix came out and I couldn't get my nic on anything, ever again. I made another nick. In fact I think this is the last place I still have it.

    Besides, Commander Taco... is just not a very good name for a fantasy world. As a DM I'd tell you to change it too.

  604. Re:abuse of power by Castar · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I remember Jon Katz.

    I never thought he was too bad - I mean, he was a little pompous and self-important, and his writing was overblown, but his ideas and the discussions they provoked were interesting.

    If Columbine happened today, I don't doubt that bloggers would dissect it from every angle, and talk about the point of view of the perpetrators, and lots of geeks who had a hard time in high school would speak their minds.

    But at the time, there was really no place like that (at least, that I knew about) - it was really refreshing to hear from a geek's point of view, and talk about the alienation many of us experienced in public schools, and the frustration at the system that perpetuated that treatment. I was really glad Jon Katz was there to be willing to take up that banner, and Slashdot was willing to give the geek perspective on things.

    I think it would be great if we saw more original writing like that - takes on world events from a geek perspective.

    --
    I yearn for you tragically. A. T. Tappman, Chaplain, U.S. Army.
  605. Name policies by Kpau · · Score: 1

    The *hilarious* thing about this is our guild can't get the flipping GMs to do squat about seriously "against policy" names while a fairly innocuous name like Taco's gets the bleach. And there is no appeal process --- unlike about every other customer service function in existence. The end game of this type of behavior is that you chase away "good customers" and are only left with the obnoxious ones.

    1. Re:Name policies by irving47 · · Score: 1

      Some idiot GM probably decided to nuke his name for bragging rights.

      --
      I had a sucky sig.
  606. Spelt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "A hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe."


    - answers.com
  607. Spelling by duerra · · Score: 1

    This is all spelt and punctuated correctly, and contains no duplicated paragraphs!
    I noticed, too. Spelling is perfect, but not the grammar. It was great up until the point where he said "I've said my piece".

    I was so disappointed =(

    peace*

    1. Re:Spelling by rossifer · · Score: 1

      (I also posted this a few messages up, but it deserves repeating)

      Why? 'Piece' is the correct homonym, not 'peace'. As in he's contributed his part of the conversation. The origins of the saying are archaic, which is why you may have made the mistake, but Taco had it right the first time.

      I've never felt posessive about a lack of aggression, so I would never expect to have much to say about 'my peace'.

      Regards,
      Ross

      [For the grammar nazis: I don't like how S&W insist that surrounding punctuation be included inside any quotation marks, even when the passage is not a quotation! When I'm putting single quotes around words or phrases, they are being called out from the surrounding text, not declarations that they represent a person's speech.]

    2. Re:Spelling by duerra · · Score: 1

      I thought about what you were saying, too. I guess it seems acceptable either way, to me.

      As for the quotes... I *completely* agree with you. From what I've heard, the Brits do it the logical way, but traditional American English dictates that the punctuation always goes inside the quotes, even when it isn't part of the quote. I, for one, regularly break that style by putting the punctuation in the logical place. Not because I don't know any better (I deliberately do it every time), but because I disagree with how that aspect of our language is taught. The only way to change language is for the language to change....

  608. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy the inside feelings on all things tech, From those who are in the trenchs living it. I don't want some group of guys in suits telling me how it is. I rather enjoyed your personal veiw on the issue of wow which ironically now is not so wow bleh! I had issues in Ultima Online back in the days myself, It really takes a person that has lived in the same ordeals to understand the level of emotions, You can have when you have invested the most precious resource a individual has *time*. I guess you could say the same thing about someone who uses any type of software heavly, such as Linux or MySQL even you will always develop emotions with time spent on these things. And time spent is always making those things that we invest our time in important to *us*. Having things no matter what level others try to class them as politicaly as people in suits most commonly do, Can & is & will continue to be important to the people investing there time.

  609. Re:abuse of power by bbc · · Score: 1

    "Then I realized there are actually people who pay real money for a subscription and are thanked with a handful of bogus articles, so the failure to verify sources and articles is nice smack in the face."

    There is a similarity between CmdrTaco's experience and yours. In both cases you have certain expectations of the product you purchased that somehow turned out to be untrue.

    Whether or not you were right to have these expectations depends on what you were promised by the supplier, and what the conditions of the deal were.

    Even then, it could be in the supplier's best interest to cater for expectations that are not founded on promise or agreement.

  610. well by massweaponofdestruct · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sorry to say this.. But you should have read their Eula At least once upon installing the game. It states that you cannot use rank titles in your usernames. I know this because I read it. This is the part I hate, Because I dislike reading documentation myself- But if you followed the instructions you wouldn't be having this problem. I know.. Enforcement IS spotty; you might not have been caught if the GM didn't see you, but if your name was following the "Naming Conventions" it wouldnt have mattered.

    --
    there is no such thing as common sense. If sense was common, everyone would have it. -unk
  611. my warm blanket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    okay, so i'm not into on-line multiverse games,
    but i use "avenger" as a nick alot ...
    i think i "stole" it from a guy who
    sold me a pirated version of wing commander
    in a store in singapore a decade ago.
    anyway, i asked him if i could install the
    newly "bought" game on one of their shop computers,
    because they had a sound blaster installed.
    anywayy the computer monitor monitor was
    facing outside and i think they "sold" a few
    more "copies" because some people walking
    by watched me shot some kilrathi scum
    and must have thought that those are
    cool grafics ... (alas getting home
    and not having anything but some *beeps*
    prolly tainted their first experience abit)
    short story made long ... i still
    use "avenger" 'cause that's what the shop
    keeper entered into wingcommander after
    the install to show me how the game works ...

  612. rulers of their own vast empire need not be just by JuniperusIntrepidus · · Score: 1

    Blizzard has, unarguably, the best game out there.

    Blizzard also has, again unarguably, some of the worst customer support. My university's OIT "Help" Desk could do better - and that's saying something. When I picture the WoW staff I don't see professionals, I see a bunch of over-grown 13-year-olds sitting around a gaming table free-basing Mountain Dew. This is the impression left by their support and enforcement track record (and after reading the technical support forum) - and if that's the impression they are hoping to leave then more power to them, they're hitting the mark.

    This name-change business is just one more example of capriciousness, arbitrariness, and lack of consistency on the part of their GMs/support. Getting a question answered or need addressed is a lot like calling the phone company (note: I switched to a cell phone because I got sick of that nonsense.) - if you use the forums and aren't outright ignored the blue answer you recieve is usually as whiny and dismissive as the n00bish comments of the righteous who took a break from learning how to write epic poetry in Klingon to complain about the inconsistent technical intricacies of a buff or saber. A naming policy that's almost impossible to manage by the user, combined with zero oversight at the point of character creation, random enforcement, and zero oversight after the fact = a pretty damn ludicrous situation. A minimum of 90% of the names I see on my (PvP) server are in violation, some outrageously blatant, and unless you gank the type of person who would enact their revenge by reporting your name it all happens under the GMs radar. An oversight position that looks at new character names upon creation and can notify the player days or even weeks, instead of many months, into their persona creation is clearly too obvious an answer..it might lead to consistency. (A less obfuscated naming policy might be an interesting idea, too. It's nearly impossible to comply with the policy, in the strictest reading, so enforcement is necessary arbitrary if not arcane.)

    The bottom line is their bottom line - if the support is poor enough, they lose customers. So they maintain the standard of support excellence that a minimum of effort can produce without being unprofessional enough to affect greater numbers than are already ditching WoW in disgust. I would think they'd have higher aspirations for their company, but who am I to say...

  613. Azz Galor? by mrbongo · · Score: 1

    I thought they were banning the Azz Galor part..... Must read entire article...

  614. Re:I am not the Mikhail Sergeyvich Gorbachev by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    "Halo 2 is an interesting experience with my gamertag. Every 10 games or so I get the 15-year old redneck from Nuclear Shelter Bunker Town, Bumfuck, who thinks he's going to insult me by calling me a commie bastard bitch homo f***. They also like to kill me a lot, like in "I'm going to come and kill you, commie bastard" not like in "I'ma pwn you n00b"."

    Which is even more amusing considering Gorbachev's political carrier .

    --
    The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
  615. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by suso · · Score: 1

    Actually, I am. Well, I'm paying for viewing them. Either way, why would that matter. If they have a valid reason for rejecting my submision, fine. I just want to know what it is.

  616. dude that sucks by tomatomic · · Score: 1

    im a creative professional in the broadcast graphics industry.. with a love of technology. been reading slashdot for 3 years or so, and always took notice of the name CmdrTaco... i just think its fun and funny. what a shame you cant use it in warcraft any more.

    i think this whole virtual environment thing is new, and it will be quite some time before we have one set up with decent customer service (if ever).. seems a lot to figure out, and customers dont seem to demand it with their subscription fees.. so though im not surprised at the stupidity of Blizzards enforcement of their policies, i still think it sucks you cant use such a fun name.
    (i also play WoW, but on another server) ;-)

  617. Hooray! by headkase · · Score: 1

    Not meant in a mean way but good. I was IP banned from slashdot for requesting that user ID 1 have it's password mailed to it. I did it because I don't know of any other way to get a user's screen name given a user number. I just wanted to see who was registered as 1. When I tried to get myself unbanned through email communications to make a long story short I was told "tough luck". So hopefully what everyone - slashdot, blizzard, etc. could hopefully learn from this is to just chill out.
    Like Taco says, it's not being "punished" for something that's the problem but rather it's the lack of recourse when it does happen.

    --
    Shh.
  618. 1100 comments for this? by Eightyford · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco posts that he had to change his name on an online game and gets 1100 replies? Talk about a cult of personality. At least it isn't as bad as some guy named Drew I've heard far too much about.

  619. AdmrlTaco by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Give yourself a promotion!

    --
    I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
  620. Re:abuse of power by dr_dank · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Write on, Rob. Write more.

    Yes, do tell us about the time you went into Wendy's and you specifically asked for a burger with NO PICKLES because you HATE PICKLES. No pickles! Pretty easy, but nooooooo, the jerk gave you pickles on your hamburger.

    Please also update the mood and music icons ala LJ.

    --
    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  621. You know what gets me by G00F · · Score: 1

    After all the crap blizzard has done against open source, both bnetd, and linux warcraft 2 client.(I'm sure there are others) Both of which I read here with asking to boycott in the summary I am appalled that some open source role model pays money to one of the enemies of open source.

    I think Blizzard makes greate games, and I have purchased two of every copy from warcraft2 to Diablo 2 LoD, but have since boycotted them after their destruction of what I consider the center of open source. Freedom to modify what I have leagly to how I want it.

    As for the name thing, yes it is stupid, rules are rules. But once again you need to vote with your money.

    --
    The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive
  622. Only people with REAL power need to be accountable by RomulusNR · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody ever thinks that *they* need to be held accountable for how their actions affect others. It's always *other people*, people with "real power", who need to be challengeable or redressable.

    Accountability is an inconvenience, and a threat to the target's power. Few people *want* to be accountable; it means that you can be penalized for doing something wrong, and people always do wrong things, so its inevitable that accountability will lead to penalty of some sort (however minor); the fear is that an irrationally vigorous redressing will over-penalize you (and this does happen).

    The point is... Everyone says that those with power need to be accountable for it, except when it comes to the power *they themselves* hold. GMs aren't powerful -- not *really* powerful -- so they don't see any need to be accountable. Of course, they *do* have *some* power, but it's never "enough" to require accountability. (I'm using GM here as a relevant example, but it's hardly the only valid one -- insert the term of the agent of power you most love to hate here -- site admins, police, CSRs, etc.)

    There's an annoying norm of disproportionate contraries, particularly in the online world. A GM making a bad, misapplied, or abused decision on another player will retort to complaints with "it's only game"; in the grander scheme of things (and there is *always* a grander scheme of things, in everything, which most people forget when they apply this adage) it "doesn't really matter". Well, if the actions of a GM aren't such a big deal, then accountability of the GM shouldn't be a big deal, either. But clearly, it *is* such a big deal, to the GM. The use of their power is not important -- but the fear over the questioning of that use *is*.

    There's always a touchy-feely reason not to challenge the admins, either. They're volunteers, or they work really hard, or they are really good people, or they "could have done worse". All of these are provided as reasons why the individual should not be able to challenge the people who exert power over them. What this implies, of course, is that being a volunteer, or working hard, or being lenient (while still being wrong) all become licenses to abuse or misapply power.

    I guess I can't entirely blame the unfortunate empowered individuals for treating accountability as a personal insult or unfair restriction on them; they for whatever reason don't recognize that they have power and that any power should come with appropriately proportional checks on it. Of course, the people above them, both within the paradigm and within society, are always looking to avoid accountability as well. Sometimes the people succeed in compelling accountability upon them; but sometimes they don't. And rarely does it work in your favor to wilfully invite accountability. You have to do it due to principle and selfless benevolence, not entitlement and self-aggrandizement.

    What really is disappointing is that even intelligent geeks can't be expected to believe in the universal application of principles like accountability of power. They're just as susceptible to the allure of power, however minor, as the common masses. So much for geeks inheriting the earth.

    --
    Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
  623. Re:abuse of power by Knetzar · · Score: 1

    A follow up question would be: how could developers, if they so chose, account for this to minimize any negative impact?

    Developers should start writing code that checks names to verify that they match the rules on creation. If the code lets it through, then it's likely okay. Maybe even make it a scale from Acceptable to Check with a GM to Rejeted.

  624. Awww... by cyborat · · Score: 1

    Shame that you can run around with a name like 'ifarted' (yes I saw someone named that) but not 'CmdrTaco'! Sorry dude... but like you said - they're the ones that own the dice.

    Guess I can't make that character I was planning named 'CapnCrapn' then. *giggles*

  625. funny? by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    I find it rather a serious issue such things do happen and not so funny.

    A friend of mine had the same problem, he was stuck in the US and wanted to return to Belgium, his name went on a list for no reason at all while the guy was there to visit a computer expo and to go for holiday for 2 weeks. He was stopped immediately, he could not get on his flight, he went two days later home with as reason there was an administrative error.

    I got stopped at the metro at Antwerpen, Groenplaats; for taking pictures there; I was obliged to go to the office with the police officer if I didn't show the pictures on my camera (which are private material in my eyes and mind). It took me 5 hours to explain I like my privacy as well as the man on the other side of the desk wanted; but always had the question "if I don't do anything wrong, why don't I cooperate?"...

    It's funny to tell now, but still it scares the hell out of me for the next time I might be "doing something wrong" which is not illegal; but going to break my privacy and "feeling of freedom".

    Cheers.

    --
    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  626. Re:WoW is to Windows... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    Much of the reason that people can't just "switch" from one OS to another is because of the tremendous investment they have in the current infrastructure - knowledge, document formats, proprietary technology, etc. WoW and other RPGs share a similar quality - the longer you spend building a character, the more painful "taking your money elsewhere" will become. On one hand, it's only a game, but on the other, your character may well represent a very significant investment.

  627. a reason why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, in WoW there are a lot of names that have titles in them, which is against click-through policy we all agreed to, but it seems unlikely that the game masters will be sifting through the pages and pages of player names trying to find the ones that need to be changed. Most likely they simply wait for a complaint to come in, which means that someone probably saw you on a bad day, and reported you. Or maybe you outrolled someone and they held a grudge, but that is no excuse to ninja!

    --anonymous coward

  628. cmdrtaco@gmail.com by dangil · · Score: 1

    let's make a push so cmdrtaco@gmail.com gives up the account to Mr. Malda... what about that ???

    what about 1 email from each slashdot reader to this guy ?

    let's slashdot gmail !

  629. What a whiner! by Punisher2K · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What a whine. Stop bitching and play by the rules you agreed to in the EULA. I wish they would ban more people for stupid names like CmdrTaco. It's a RPG, not Battlefield 2.

  630. Capricious by MourningBlade · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, let me just say that I *like* the name policy on RP servers. It helps with the RP, yes, and it also helps get rid of l4m3rz. Seriously. I've found that most kiddies, when denied their 1337 names, decide to go elsewhere. As such, when the level gets high I will do some gardening by reporting names.

    And I have, myself, been reported.

    I had a gnome warlock named "CruelCoconut" early on (first week of WoW), and after a few months she got reported and had her name changed to a random one.

    I looked through the TOS, through the explanations of the naming policy, talked to other people about "is this RP?" - I couldn't find anyone who would say that "CruelCoconut" was not a good RP name for a gnome warlock (well, there were a few who said it sucked, but that's besides the point ;-) ).

    So, I emailed Blizzard at the contact email they provided with my argument, and a request to find out how my name violated the policy.

    I don't think they even read anything beyond figuring out who I was and what I was complaining about. They emailed back a form reply that boiled down to "no" - they didn't even tell me HOW it violated the policy.

    This, after saying that that email address was for appeals!

    I would've felt a lot better about it if they had just told me how I violated the terms. As it is, I think it's left up to the determination of individual GMs, and I think they vary widely in their thoughts on the matter.

    For instance, "FreshPrince" is around after being reported. I had a few other instances, but can't think of them now. I'm sure others can.

    The point is that what's really galling is how hidden away the decisions are, and how indeterminant reporting is.

    "A man is free who has to obey no man by the law."

    At the very least, Blizzard should state what aspect of the naming policy is violated. Internally, they need to distribute a calibration test: a list of (say) 20 names. 5 firm violations, 5 firm non-violations, and 10 borderlines. Make sure everyone's on the same page.

    But, of course, it's their game and their rules - they can do what they want.

    1. Re:Capricious by Omestes · · Score: 1

      And let them trust me that Bunnicula is NOT an RP-like name for an Orc Warlock... PLEASE! My name, I'm the expert.

      --
      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
  631. On Nazis and GMs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The customer service in online games is positioned in a way that the customer is always lying, cheating, and trying to pull a fast one. It's not true. The vast majority of players just want to play the game and have fun doing it, and the customer service people should be happy to make their customers happy."

    You've never run an online game, have you?

    The vast majority of players, if not kept in check, are like children at Christmas - get all you can get while the getting is good!

    There's no end to the streams of, "Uh, all my gear just *magically* disappeared! And it was gear that I couldn't have possibly had, and I know there's no record in logfiles of me having the bestest gear in the game that people pay good money on eBay for because it's so freakin' rare! But I had it! And it is gone! Plz replace!!!!!!!11111111111111111111"

    Granted - there's a big difference between people attempting to cheat, and a company attempting to glorify a simple action game as some sort of roleplaying game by having 'naming conventions'.

    Naming conventions don't work. It's like manually checking for spam, when your inbox gets 40k messages a day. One person checking, mind you. What happens? 90% of 'illegal' names get through. 9% get nailed after they've spent months on a game. 1% are actually stoped before level 5.

    And yeah, it is pretty much similar to a person receiving 40k spam messages. Christ, I've played EQ, EQ2, DAoC, EVE, and a host of others. GMs?

    GMs?

    They have maybe a dozen GMs at any given point, for thousands, in some cases, hundreds of thousands of players.

    You know, the average MUD has about a dozen GMs for a couple of *hundred* players, and tends to feel understaffed.

    At any rate, do you think anybody at Blizzard, SoE, et cetera will pay attention? Think again.

    Why? Why would they spend more money hiring competent/more GMs?

    They can ignore the problem and it'll go away. What are you going to do, Geek boy? Quit the game? You'll be back. You'll come crawling back because you've wasted three years of your life on a bunch of 1's and 0's that are sitting on *their* servers, and that fact will be in the back of your mind every time you even think of quitting. All that wasted time, awwww.

  632. This is what I do to prevent this sort of thing: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I know the chance of this comment being read by anyone is currently nil, but whatever)

    Always keep at least two active pseudonyms online, and make sure people know your other names. That way if you lose one, you'll have a fallback.

  633. Alot of comments by Bubble666 · · Score: 1

    Dang that's alot of comments, it sure is a sink hole to read em all, yay for meta moderators.

  634. They have changed my name too by amcuri · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain Taco. They have changed my "Kinky_Man" nickname when I was level 58. Half of the people that I used to interact at the realm did not know who I was after the change. This policy sucks, even though my nick name was a little over the edge for those "narrow minded" GMs I guess :)

  635. Re:abuse of power by kfg · · Score: 1

    You misapprehend. I am standing up for The O'Reilly Factor, a show I have come to loath so dearly I can no longer stomach watching it even under the principle of "Know Thine Enemy."

    I also made some point about reading comprehension.

    Ahhhhhh, the irony.

    KFG

  636. Re:abuse of power by toidi · · Score: 1

    Also, if one of the goals of /. is to generate quality conversation, 132 of 1090 comments says that at least half of the goal has been met...

  637. GM's on power trips by Zed2K · · Score: 1

    This is the problem with faceless GM's in games like this. They don't really have to answer to anyone and they've made the system in such a way that appeals aren't possible. If a GM is having a bad day they can take it out on any player they want without warning and the player is helpless to prevent it.

    The majority of GM's on these games take the power and run with it, they accept no responsibility when they are wrong and slap people around whenever they feel like it. It is a big problem and eventually it will catch up with one of these games.

  638. And then there is the articles that are really ... by kotku · · Score: 1

    > And then there *is* the articles that are really ...

    Methinks you mean

    And then there *are* the articles that are really ...

    --
    The bikini - security through obscurity since 1943
  639. Similar experience with EQ2 by TooFarGone · · Score: 1

    I feel your pain, CmdrTaco. I had my in-game name changed and was booted as well. It was a very disheartening experience. None of my friends knew who I was afterwards. Apparently, SOE does not like governments, or cheese. The combination of the two asploded the collective GM heads (although it took thier collective heads over 6 months to asplode, and commence changing my name...must be the timezone difference or something). They gave me some lame-ass hokey name in its stead. Oh, my origional name? Govmentcheese Isthabest. Pure. Roleplaying. Magic.

  640. ViolatedTaco by flokati · · Score: 1

    I think ViolatedTaco has a nice ring to it.

  641. Re:Shut The Fuck Up by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 1

    Well the comment "I'm not really an RPG fan myself, so I don't know if they're out of line or not in making you change your name" Kind of sums up the stupidity you must possess to be so angry about an issue you don't understand.
    This IS Taco's journal, it just happens to be a ginormous journal that he lets everyone read. He can post whatever he wants here. YOU, on the other hand, are getting it for free. FREE
    And the ads are even non-intrusive.
    1. Don't bitch about a free service
    2. If you're GOING to bitch, at least have the stomach to post non-anonymously.
    And if you had read the article, a lot of people care
    So *clears throat* I must say.
    In the spirit of slashdot.
    Before you tell us to STFU, we ask that you RTFA

    --
    Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.
  642. Newsflash: by CaseM · · Score: 1

    You're not special.

  643. Identities by mokumegane · · Score: 1

    I completely understand what you're talking about here. Blizzard GM's should have names that respect business parameters, so the customers feel comfortable getting help. Also, having your name immediately changed now after all this play time. No one knows you now when just a day ago, everyone did. Oh, and yes, the connection to a name. I'm connected to mokumegane but can't use it on AIM when I log on to talk to family members. Why? It has a sexual connotation in it. Forget that it's a Japanese word and it's a form of metalsmithing... there's sexual content in it- oh no! I'm so appalled... Yes, I understand where you're coming from here. I'd really hate it if any of my toons' names were changed. I only have one that may be a problem but I haven't been contacted about it yet. Mine are mostly adaptations of stone names... Azuryte, Zoisa, Diaspore, Chrysalla, Vestakia... Azuryte and Vestakia are well known and just on my reputation, people ask for me to participate in raids and groups.

  644. OpenID by VxJasonxV · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is an upside to OpenID.
    Nicknames can clash, doesn't matter.

    Because domain names won't.

    Yes, I realize this won't make a difference with WoW, but on the subject of 'identity' in the rest of the web world, this is very applicable.

  645. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Xarius · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd like to point out the * beside his name.

    He is paying.

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    C17H21NO4
  646. The Name Commodity by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    When you, as a human being, call a business over an issue you deserve to talk to a human being with a real name.

    If this is a hangup for you, you'll be sorry to note how many industries don't use real names when you call their customer severvice reps. I can't count the number of people in my old job as an airline CS rep where the people around me used aliases. Granted, you're not calling united Airlines and talking to PalzgarSlayer, but its close enough not to matter. "Real names" are a commodity these days, eespecially when talkint to Jim Smith based in India

    --
    You need a FREE iPod Nano
  647. Compromise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not rename your player to "Cm/.drTaco". We'd know it's you and and it isn't really "Cmdr" any more now, is it? Whoops! Maybe "dr" is a prefix for "Doctor" so that wouldn't work either! ;)

  648. Oh, WAAAH! by RedR · · Score: 1

    Bah, it's their game, their ELUA, they win. Get over it and pick a new name. It has nothing to do with others breaking the rules too, since it's up to them to enforce their rules as they see fit. Now don't get me wrong, I feel your pain and have had burps when it comes to my nick as well over the last 20+ yrs. Bottom line is, it's not yours, esp. when it comes to using it to identify yourself on their system. If you are in violation then pick something that isn't and move on. Simple as that, for posting a /. editorial, or whatever gets you nothing, well nothing when it comes to advancement in WoW ;P Have a good one and rename, RedR

  649. he should have changed his name to ViolatedTaco... by wallstrum · · Score: 1

    then he would be identifiable again.

  650. Re:abuse of power by Belgand · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You bring up an intersting point about the logistics of the situation, but it still stands that in a purely virtual space there needs to be some way to identify people. Not necessarily in any sort of formal way, but on a personal level. Sure it's a huge world and someone might have the same name as a good friend, but IRL I can recognize them relatively easily. I can tell who they are even if they're going by a different name. In the virtual world of the Internet, however, we don't have that ability. Your name on a screen is the only way to identify you. Some people don't really care about this, they'll make up a new, random name everywhere they go or come up with some juvenile name whenever the mood strikes them. Others go for something more akin to an actual nickname. An online name and handle that is relatively unique and can be tracked and followed. In this way I can have a reasonable degree of understanding when I encounter people that I might know.

    I've been using my current handle since... well, at least 10 years now. It's followed me over from local BBSs to the Internet and it's just about the only name I've ever used. At this point it's something I respond to like a real-life nickname. If someone yelled it on the street I'd turn around and check to see if they were talking to me. I feel normal and comfortable to receive snail mail addressed to me under this name. Most importantly I know that if a friend of mine sees a posting on a message board somewhere online or sees me wandering around IRC or wherever they'll be able to tell that it's me they're talking to. When you take away my name you've taken away who I am. Just like in myth names are power.

    For further consideration on the topic of names online I strongly suggest Vernor Vinges' classic short story "True Names". I recall reading it back in '95 and being awestruck by how close he came to really getting it even back in the 70s when it was written.

  651. Get it while it's hot by mwvw · · Score: 1

    This experience made me realize something... I never grabbed my nick on slashdot! Whew... that was close

  652. Blizzard's naming policy was clear since Beta by naveedi · · Score: 1

    I know how you feel. If it was any other MMORPG that randomly decided to outlaw your name I would think you have every right to be outraged. Blizzard has been clear about their naming policies since Beta last year, though. That you got away with it for this long is a luck thing. It doesn't mean you get to earn/keep your name.

    My character on StormReaver was PieceOfShoe. My name is a phrase. It also violates the naming rules (it is a phrase). I knew that when I chose it. I knew that I was one user complaint or random GM noticing away from getting my name changed. I have been PieceOfShoe for years in many different games. So I took the risk. I had a backup name chose for when the inevitable happened.

    Blizzard did some things right and some thing wrong. Their naming policy keeps the really immature names out (or at least keeping them living in constant fear of being changed). You may not agree with it but at least they have a policy, it is well described and it is enforced. It is not enforced immediately because of man power or other reasons but if you appeal a name to a GM because AzzHat griefed you you can be fairly sure that AzzHat will be no more. That is something.

  653. name changes suck by r0guenj · · Score: 1

    long time lurker 2nd time poster (honk honk) i have to say that i am on my 2nd name change. when i log in i will have to change it. i sent an email protesting these name changes. i did receive a reply to my first name change protest stating that the decision was final. the thing is, my other characters have similar naming conventions but they are not bothered at all. it seems random to me in how they pick who to name change. the reason that they gave is that others may find my name offensive. thats it. none of the other name rules apply other than that one. i chose a name that is amusing and from my warcraft 3 days. oh well. wow sucks. but i'll still keep playing. 47 pally formerly known as youaremyfood formally known UxRxMYxFOOD going to be known as "who the hell knows now?"

  654. if you won't link, I will! by Phil+Urich · · Score: 4, Informative

    If only to get parent modded up, yaknow, 'cause parent, you really should be, but I suppose many people might just go "bah, no link? That's no use" and just walk away, but a quick google search confirms that this little script rather directly takes on the problem CmdrTaco was noting with people not knowing who one is . . . so, here's the script for prefixing comments in WoW so people know what character you're an alt of; technically not the situation here, but obviously the solution would work exactly the same.

    In other words, mod parent up. I mean, he may be wrong about Curse Gaming being down, but anyone reading parent and feeling like getting the mod will find it pretty much immediately through all-knowing (oh, if only that were true, one wouldn't even have to type the search parameters!) google, so again I reiterate, mod parent up!

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    1. Re:if you won't link, I will! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Great.. now there's gonna be 1000s of players with this mod.

      "No, I'm CmdrTaco."

      "But you're a troll!"

      "Who are you calling a troll? I make legitimate comments!"

      "No, I mean CmdrTaco was a human paladin. Your character.. oh nevermind."

  655. kekekekekek by oboreruhito · · Score: 1

    LO, and be it HEARD from the Stonetalon Mountains to the depths of Booty Bay: my prayers to the dark gods have been answered! I have defeated the mighty CmdrTaco - he who could not fall to blade nor spell - through pure, villainous trechery! This adventurer escaped my many traps and clutches, evaded my every attempt to slay or capture him. But now - NOW he must walk the lands of Azeroth in the guise of a stranger! He must wear this Iron Mask of Violation for all eternity! CmdrTaco is but a memory, a the last fading notes of a bard's ballad. Soon, none shall even recall his meager 'ploits. HUZZAH! Horde, HUZZAH! Our trickery has not gone unrewarded! He who was once hailed as a hero is now but a faceless, wandering stranger in his own beloved lands. kek

  656. Re:abuse of power by Lucractius · · Score: 1

    As much as people may not notice it it realy is true. i can attest to being the only one with my chosen pseudonym, and ill be damned if anyones going to steal it (unfortunatly just claiming this is an invitation for someone to steal it but at least i already have my hotmail, yahoo mail, gmail, blogger accounts, slashdot, and a fair few others reged under it so i dont have to worry bout having something important name-jacked)

    Ive been using Lucractius for more than 5 years now. Its left a rather odd trail of things accross the net that sometimes i wish i had a way to clean up :/ but i supopse thats a little like having a hangover and wishing you didnt wake up with your arm numb cause you were ontop of it.

    I must say this is the most ive seen of (1) Mr Taco himself in a long time and its pleasant to see your still doing things other than just posting stories. By the way just how is your karma doing, seems to be good if your starting at 2 points :)

    getting burned on a name sucks bad, hope you can get over it.

    oh and damn my uid looks so pathetic compared to some of the people replying here... wish i had signed up 2 years sooner than i did, instead of just dropping in to this "slashdot thing" that i heard about elsewhere during that time... ahh well hindsight is 20/20 as they say.

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  657. Banned by Evil_Blizzard_GM · · Score: 1

    Banned, the Slashdot editor formally known as Violated, the Slashdot editor formally known as CmdrTaco is in for a surprise the next time he tries to visit Azeroth.

  658. reminds me of MMORPG forums by Smelly+Toejam · · Score: 1

    oh noes! malda is a drama queen!

  659. MODS: Redundant? Lay off the crack pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PS: See you in metamod

    1. Re:MODS: Redundant? Lay off the crack pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha. See you in double meta mod!

    2. Re:MODS: Redundant? Lay off the crack pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah?!

      I'll see BOTH of you in my office in FIVE MINUTES. Posting to Slashdot from work again, are we? We'll just see about that.

  660. lame (byt typical) by furrywithwings · · Score: 1

    Ha ha. This is soooo funny because I was asked to change my name because I'm apparently "semi-Famous" in some circles, and the GM didn't believe it was me. I had to send a copy of my drivers license as well as a bunch of other personal information VIA MAIL, to ensure that I was who I 'claimed' to be. I'm sure you can do the same thing, but you have to write it all out and send them proof that you are who you are. It's stupid. I know.

  661. MMORPG identity issues (or: does your char = you?) by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

    The problem here is that the big MMORPGs can't decide if they want to be roleplaying experiences, or mass-marketable ones. Not saying that these are necessarily mutually-exclusive propositions, but the focus is certainly different in each area. And this duality leads to exactly these kinds of inconsistent and frustrating rule sets.

    In a roleplaying game, your character is not you, but is a part of the world. You are playing with the goal of having your character act as they really would (along with exploration, accomplishment, etc -- obviously role-players still want their characters to succeed.)

    In a mass-marketed experience, however, you are the character, and you are playing with the goal of winning the game (along with socializing, exploring, and whatever else).

    Obviously this is a very simplified and polarized way of looking at it, but my point is this: In a roleplaying experience, it makes sense that your character is not named the same as you. Their name should be consistent with the world. However, in a mass-marketed experience, your character should be identifiable directly as you.

    I think a good solution would be for each account in the game have one name -- your individual recognizable "handle." But then have your character have a different name. In OOC chat, you use your handle. In IC interactions, you use your character's name. Other players can quickly see the true "handle" behind any given in-game character they run across. You could have several characters under one account with different names, but all the same "handle." Are there any games that implement a system like this?

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  662. You kids... by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 1
    ...with your Slashdot UIDs over 7000.

    Note that there's no point to starting a DSW on this, because Taco is actively posting with his UID of 1 (damn the bastard; usually if I get up-moderated I'm one of the oldest two or three visible on the comment page).

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    1. Re:You kids... by Eric+Coleman · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there will eventually be an overflow bug in the year 2042 where people will start getting negative UID numbers.

  663. Poor Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oddly enough my dorf hunter Goatpumper and my gnome Mage Nippleless have been around for over a year each....
    Won't find a nipple anywhere on me no sir!

  664. Re:abuse of power by Lucractius · · Score: 1

    "The other problem with the editor participation is that some percentage of people don't like "Authority". Why should my opinion be more valued just because I picked the story? I already said my bit by selecting the story in the first place- beyond that, I'd rather let the community voice their opinions."

    well said. theres no reason the person who picked the story should have thier opinion any more valued than any other poster, but they do provide a unique point of view and some people will find this interesting :)

    im sure a lot of the eds have issues with talking to much since they probably get enough beef from the mob (non ed people) as it is. but actualy seeing them talk about things or post comments on stories other than their own (which barely happens anyway) would be nice.

    I suppose its just down to the fact that not even you are immune to getting /.ed. Your schedules been slashdoted and you find it hard squeeze in any more.

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  665. Cry us a fucking river... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CmdrTaco is a fucking stupid name anyhow...

    Way to cry about your problems on the front page. Nobody gives a shit.

  666. Calm down. by Eric+S.+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't make me stop the car, kids.

    1. Re:Calm down. by Fortran+IV · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mo-ommmm, Great-grandpa's droolin' on the seat again!

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    2. Re:Calm down. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Haha.

      Yeah, that's some fucked up shit though. They're getting ridiculous with their naming rules...

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  667. Ditto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Scarlet Crusade Paladin was forced to change her name also. The GM actually had the nerve to mention the naming policy. But, he was stupid and started elaborating on it. He said my name, "Honeybuns", wasn't medieval or fantastic enough. lol If King Arthur, Alexander the Great or Roland had played WoW, they would have been kicked also for having such blah names. Of course, this doesn't prevent Blizzard from namining their NPCs "guard" or "Steve". In addition he said that my name detracts from the roleplaying experience of other players. Puh-lease. If he had seen me or my avatar, I can guarantee that I WOULD be part of his roleplaying fantasies.
    My Scarlet Crusade Paladin was forced to change her name also. The GM actually had the nerve to mention the naming policy. But, he was stupid and started elaborating on it. He said my name, "Honeybuns", wasn't medieval or fantastic enough. lol If King Arthur, Alexander the Great or Roland had played WoW, they would have been kicked also for having such blah names. Of course, this doesn't prevent Blizzard from namining their NPCs "guard" or "Steve". In addition he said that my name detracts from the roleplaying experience of other players. Puh-lease. If he had seen me or my avatar, I can guarantee that I WOULD be part of his roleplaying fantasies.

    Anyway, the way he went about this was horrid. It made me feel dirty.

    I was fighting near Arathi Basin near one of the circles and the GM came on and we had this chat.

    Then he tells me to get to a safe place and log out.

    Talk about ruining my roleplaying experience.

    Afterwards, I logged back in and changed my name.

    When I got in, I was at half life and fighting off 3 mobs.

    Fortunately, I was able to shield and run.

    Then I sent them a testy message and asked for the e-mail to be forwarded to his supervisor and their supervisor.

    No response after 1 month.

    So I feel for you. I've been there.
    Anyway, the way he went about this was horrid. It made me feel dirty.

  668. I've seen you on Azgalor by pbaker · · Score: 1

    I've seen you in IF, CmdrTaco. I never would have suspected it was actually you. I just figured it was someone who stole your nickname. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what a lot of people thought when they came across your name in WoW and more people recognized you than the five you think. It's a small world afterall I guess.

    I think it says a lot that I used the word "stole" above to describe someone else using the name CmdrTaco in an online community. I think most everyone is possessive of their online handle or nickname. I know when I sign up to a site and "pbaker" is taken I feel like someone has stolen my identity. I won't be the same if I'm not "pbaker".

  669. Blizzard should use ID numbers as anchor by Krellan · · Score: 1

    It sucks to lose a name that 99.999% of players have no problem with, when you have the bad luck of running into a GM who's had a bad day and is feeling vindictive. This happened to me in EQ1: during the middle of a raid, a GM appeared and made one of our GUILD LEADERS change their player name!! Much confusion, and scramble to update friends and other lists, ensued.

    (The GM's name was Rybarin, on The Nameless server. BTW, I no longer play EQ1 or have an active account on any Sony multiplayer game.)

    I see 3 technical solutions to this problem:

    1) Behind the scenes, the servers should keep track of players by ID numbers, not names. ID numbers are permanent, unique, and never change. When a player is renamed for any reason, the ID number would remain unchanged. All features in the game, such as friends, ignore, membership, etc. would still work, and automatically pick up the new name! (If there's anybody at Blizzard who's ever used a database, this is called a "primary key".)

    2) Names that are forcefully changed by GM's should be added to a permanent list of blacklisted names. After a name has been banned by a GM, no future players could be created under that name, so newbies and griefers wouldn't be able to immediately reuse the name (essentially the same as IRC nick-stealing when a server rejoins after a split).

    3) Players could have a means of reporting a vindictive/unfair GM, perhaps by voting. If a GM gets enough votes from unique paid-for ACCOUNTS (not players), this triggers a flag somewhere and that GM gets looked at more closely by their superiors (server admins, higher GM's, whatever). This could make for interesting in-game politics :)

    Krellan

  670. Good idea by Xerp · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the idea. I've just made a Troll called CmdrTaco on Thunderhorn server.

  671. Obviously. by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    you realize of course the CEO would have ultimitly ok'ed the "code" adn the GM is only doing what the people who create the polices wish for him to do right?

    I think so. That's why the subject of his, and your posts were "Fantasy Scenario".

    Why do I read ACs?!

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  672. Dictatorship by egarland · · Score: 1

    I think the problem is that Blizzard gives us such a strong illusion of ownership and control while maintaining WoW as an iron clad top down dictatorship. They rule WoW with an iron fist. There are no appeals, no checks, no balances, and we in the US aren't comfortable with this.

    Imagine raising a puppy just to have the owner come along one day and kill it because you did something they didn't approve of. It doesn't matter what the agreement you signed earlier said, they'd be off to jail. There is no such check or balance on what Blizzard can do with the characters you have built.

    WoW is very new and because there is basically no competition, there is no motivation for Blizzard to treat customers with respect. The online population has exploaded so fast that losing a loyal customer isn't something that worries them. Because of this, asking for help or special treatment is like asking the riot police for directions, not very useful.

    Dictatorships have serious problems, the biggest of which is that people generally dislike them. This becomes an even more serious problem when your success depends on people wanting to participate enough to pay money. Imagine if Disney World were in a third world country where visitors were executed if they misbehaved. Business wouldn't be good. Blizzard will eventually have the same problem.

    In time, when there is decent competition for your monthly fees, Blizzard won't be the tower of uncaring evil they are now. They'll think twice about spying on every process running on your computer, they'll hear you out when you have a complaint, they may even make a world with elected representatives for each faction on each server to address pressing issues. I can even imagine a time when having a company own your character is as unheard of as having a phone company own your phone number.

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    1. Re:Dictatorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Imagine if Disney World were in a third world country where visitors were executed if they misbehaved.
      >Business wouldn't be good.

      You think? Disney World is in Florida where, depending on your definition of "misbehave", they have been known to execute those who do. Last time I was down there business seemed pretty good.

  673. Sadly enuff, I could care less about your ghey onl by GAMMAH_DJ · · Score: 1

    Sadly enuff, I could care less about your ghey online naming problems

  674. Re:abuse of power by Lucractius · · Score: 1

    and now ironicaly i cant even give away my 100 invites... whats a loyal user to do :/

    *renews his 1c buy it now invites on ebay*

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  675. Kinda different when the shoe's on the other foot, right, Taco? Maybe you'll learn something from this and treat the posters on your OWN little MMORPG site with respect.

  676. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Fridgey · · Score: 1

    Yep, he's paying, and as per the Subscription FAQ he gets full rights to post all the artic... oh wait, it says nothing about posting new articles. Anyway, yeah, it'd be nice if they let you know why they cut your article, but I imagine they get quite a few submissions... and simply don't want to. Maybe "Will actually reply to your emails" should be added to the subscription page, but it's not there now. Meanwhile I would guess that the WoW contract features quite a few mentions of service/support, though I say that on blind ass/u/me-ption, having never touched WoW.

  677. Obligatory BCB by DarthStrydre · · Score: 1

    Oh! The cruelty! The envy!

    What I wouldn't give for a Beowulf Cluster of B*bs, signed but the great ID #1

    *faints*

  678. I wish... by michrech · · Score: 1

    I wish I had an internationally read web site in which to air my laundry about how NCSoft stripped me of the alias "TheHumanTarget" in City of Heroes, and how I had to go through the same inquiry process to find out why as the DM wouldn't tell me, so I could fish for sympathy from my userbase!

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    1. Re:I wish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, feel free to create one, as CmdrTaco created this one.

  679. DMV? by malakai · · Score: 1

    This is moderated insightful, so i'm trying hard to see the insight. How is Blizzard like the Department Of Motor Vehicles exactly? What does offensive content and filters have to do with the DMV?

    Someone throw me a friggin bone here.

    1. Re:DMV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should get a license plate that says DMBFCK. I don't suppose you'd know where to get it, would you?

    2. Re:DMV? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you've never been to the "The Smoking Gun" pages where they've through the freedom of information act obtained all of complaint letters that the DMV has recieved by citizens concerning other citizens licence plates...

      Some of them are truely hilarious...

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  680. Same thing happened on Ultima Online... by Inaffect · · Score: 1

    I had a character for years named Fart. He was a 7X grandmaster blacksmith, and I only used him to smelt my ore and create armor for my others characters. Back in the day, it used to be extremely hard to create a 7X grandmaster blacksmith. I had this character for 5 years and no one ever complained. One day a GM (game-master) came to my house, but instead of allowing me to rename the character, actually informed me that it had to be deleted. So I lost how many years of work for this? I was also a volunteer companion (a person who helps new users become acquainted with the game). Needless to say I became disenfranchised with the game after all of this took place.

  681. Re:abuse of power by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    If you'd been this reasonable in your original post it would have been a better post.

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  682. How old is your nick? by Drakai · · Score: 1

    Nicknames?

    Nicknames happen in a variety of ways I think. In the past it was a form of branding that took place involuntarily from some incident or other. And depending on one's associations these names would stick and perhaps become a part of the person.

    In the internet and gaming communities, something relatively new happened. Suddenly a stranger asked us, what do you wish to be called here? I suppose it is not that new. Any time you meet a stranger you can lie about your name. I have seen it done. Alias is the word.

    But I do think that nicks or handles are more persistent than that. In fact the thing that Taco seems to be touching on for me is that many of us are consistent with our choice of a handle. We are given a palette of past experience and asked to choose something unique to identify ourselves with. Some take it seriously and other's do not.

    I have been Drakai for ~15 years and found it to be somewhat unique. I was shocked to find it already used in WoW and regret waiting so long to pick up the game for play. Oh well, I have other alias's, I suppose.

  683. Try calling Linksys Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get to talk to some great sounding people named "Michelle" and "Steven"... except you can't understand a damn thing because they layer on a fake (and really bad) US Southern accent, atop an obviously non-native marginally-English speaking Indian... who doesn't know a damn thing about routers... they are just cheaper labor than a computerized voicemail system.

  684. rant? by gargletheape · · Score: 0

    when did a rant become news? Stuff that matters?

  685. Bliz naming policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blizzard's naming rules are clearly spelled out in the terms of service, on the Website, and probably in the Manual as well.

  686. Re:abuse of power by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

    I know, sometimes I'm a little too hot-headed. I think it stems to anger management issues. Anywho, you don't care =p. I'm just sayin I agree.

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  687. real names by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    When you, as a human being, call a business over an issue you deserve to talk to a human being with a real name. But with Blizzard even their customer service reps hide behind fantasy names.

    Some of this is for security. I used to work for a government subcontractor, and we could not give out the location of the facilitiy, becuase every once in awhile we would get a bomb threat or someone would say they were going to come out and shoot (insert phone reps name here). And we weren't masquerading as the IRS or anything, we were supposed to be the Dept. of Education! We used our real first names and fake last names.

    Later I was in training in cable modem support, and our trainer had worked a stint at Earthlink, and he told us about a fellow who called mad about spam or some other issue supposedly coming from an Earthlink subscriber, he managed to fanagle the subscriber's name an address for the rep, and went vigilante on him. We use our real first names and wont give our last names, but will give a rep number if requested.

    Then again, you have to believe I'm giving you the right information. People have issues and they are mad at whoever they talked to and they ask for the person's name, but it never occurs to them they could be getting incorrect information. It's like any info you get from someone on the phone. It's your choice whether you believe it or not. For the interaction to take place, there has to be a certain level of trust between the phone represenetive and the customer.

  688. Refusal to use Gmail over pride. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I refused to sign up for Gmail because my name was already taken, in the "beta".

    Why bother to support something new if someone's already got my name? I learned the hard way not to use numbers: My first online account ended in "2000", just because I thought it was a cool number. Lo and behold, numbers became the new "I didn't make it here first" so I just looked like a moron.

  689. Name change issue by codemachine · · Score: 1

    The problem that players identify people by names is something that really should be considered with these name changes.

    It seems to me that the best way to handle a name change of an already very established player is to have their new name, with (formerly XXXX) in brackets behind it. This would be kept for a transition period, before the old name is completely removed. When the handle is first changed, people will still be able to identify who the player is, but after a time, they would be able to identify the player with the new handle, eliminating the need for the old one to be there.

    It seems like this wouldn't be too terribly hard to do.

  690. There's rude and there's silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The online name I'd been using for years, a real Japanese character name, was disallowed, because within it, it contained the letters fuk.

    Fair enough to ban swear swords and things that resemble them I suppose, but could the game not try and differentiate between f.u.k and harrifukimo or something like that? Obviously not. And you'd get words like ifuku which fall in a strange place.

  691. Virtualname are like golf balls.. by f0dder · · Score: 1

    I played on a MUD and after countless hours & careful research I named my Ranger Strider. Coming to WoW every server that name and it's permutation has been taken.

    Having played Stryhder I am thinking what to name my next toon.
    After careful research I am leaning towards the name Legolas.

  692. wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Uh. Before I post this, two things. First, I hate the word "blog" as much as the next guy, but a spade's a spade, so I'll live with that. Second, I have no idea what my fascination is with flaming goats, but as soon as I thought of Dave Barry, it got wedged into my brain.

    Firstly, to everybody claiming that "Slashdot is a blog and Taco can post whatever he wants on it": Slashdot stopped being Taco's personal blog when VA Software bought it and employed him.

    Yes, and Dave Barry gets paid for his keen insight into the proper applications of flaming goats.

    Read what you said -- say it with me -- VA Software bought CmdrTaco's blog.

    Oh, and let's not forget the advertisements, slashvertisements and the subscription sales. This makes slashdot a BUSINESS VENTURE (granted a very poorly-run one, if VA's stock is any indication (it's lower in value than SCO's!)), and somebody's personal blog no longer.

    Explain to me why you can't make money off of a blog. If I slapped Google ads on my wordpress install, would you yell at me because it's now a "business venture", and tell me to only post shit you wanted to see? If someone bought it from me and paid me to post in it, would you bitch and whine that it's all about cooking goats, and it should no longer be my blog?

    I bet you're pissed Google's still not being evil after their IPO.

    To paraphrase a previous poster: FoxNews may be Rupert Murdoch's property, but does that make it alright for him to have his "i didnt read the speed limit sign, how dare they give me a speeding ticket" story read as headline news by the anchors?

    FoxNews didn't start out as a blog. Slashdot did.

    Taco's bad experience belongs on his journal, because that's what the journals are for. He's abusing his ability as a site editor to put this on the front page.

    Stay with me on this.

    IT'S A POST FILED UNDER "EDITORIAL" BY AN *EDITOR*.

    Editorial \Ed`i*to"ri*al\, n.
    A leading article in a newspaper or magazine; an editorial
    article; an article published as an expression of the views
    of the editor.
    [1913 Webster]

    Shit, man, even Andy fucking Rooney gets bitch-time on 60 minutes, and I think he once said something about the Holocaust being faked or something. If a metric fuckton of old people can sit there and listen to that dude bitch about some bizarre shit, we can listen to Malda talk about shit that's actually bloody relevant to some of us. Christ, I actually watched one of his little rants on fucking JUNK MAIL. He sat there for ten minutes showing off all the junk mail he gets with "or current resident" or "to our friends at". Seriously, some people are into that shit. Oh, wait, 60 minutes is a business venture, we have to take Rooney out.

    Moving on.

    I've seen Taco point others to Slashdot's years out of date FAQ, so now I'll take the time to point him to one: Part 3, Section A, Subsection 13 (naming conventions) AND I QUOTE (though the emphasis is mine alone):

    Devil's advocate: Who reads the TOS? I mean, come on, part 3, section a, subsection 13? How many fscking parts, sections, and subsections are there? I'm not going to sit there reading through the manual for the game I just bought for my PS2, I'm going to fscking play it, and maybe look up how to do an inverted neck snap while it loads.

    If I just bought a shiny new nuclear reactor, I guarantee I'd RTFM, but I'm not going to sit down and read an eight inch-thick book of rules for a video game. I'd assume the standard rules apply -- "don't be a dick" -- and go from there.

    I've never really read the rules for Slashdot, either (well, not while sober), but it's pretty obvious that

    1. Goatse is seldom appro
  693. CmdrTaco Tastes His Own Cooking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sorta bitter, ain't it, Taco?

    Quit yer pissin' and whinin' and go cry somewhere else. This isn't a personal woes BBS.

  694. Crai More Noob! by zenasprime · · Score: 1

    I think the title just about sums it up. It's bad enough I got to read these kind of whinner posts on the damn game forums, do we have to read them as Slashdot "articles" also.

  695. This must change. by faedle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Second, the GMs at blizzard really have no power. I asked for contact information. For email information. For names. For an appeal. To talk to a supervisor. And the best they would give me was the generic help phone line or a mailing address. Like with a stamp! I was told that almost every question I asked was unanswerable in game. I gave an email address but they never emailed. They wouldn't even tell me what was wrong with my nickname until after a half dozen inquiries of why. You have really no recourse against a GM. That scares me.

    This has been the fundamental problem with darn near every MMORPG: the "officiating" is often arbitrary, and even worse there is absolutely no appeal process. On some games, the rules are often so byzantine and conflicting.. when you can actually read them, that is.. that nearly every player has been in violation of one at some point.

    This is what killed Photon, a laser tag style game center. There was rampant corruption in the referees, and it just got to the point where people stopped playing.

    GMs need to be held accountable to somebody. There needs to be an appeal process. And, worse: the rules need to be clearly defined and human readable.. and every rule needs a reason, also clearly defined. If there's no reason, there doesn't need to be a rule. If the title "Cmdr" doesn't exist in the game, there should be no problem with CmdrTaco, because there's no reason to ban it. Worse: the fact that the character was allowed to play for over 6 months before there was any issue should also have bearing.

    Until MMORPGs solve these problems, they will continue to be viewed upon by "adult" gamers as not a place they want to play. Adults expect fairness: after all, even if you get a photo radar ticket you are still entitled to some due process of law. MMORPGs should be no different.

  696. Re:abuse of power by Mateito · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but as all their base are belong to us, maybe a boycott would be more in order.

  697. I Agree by armanox · · Score: 1

    I've used armanox for years. On Battle.net, my original account was armanox. A friend of mine lost their D2ex disk, and gave me their account, freakbeast. I transfered everything to the new account, including my character name. A month ago, Blizzard disabled freakbeast's account because he aparently had an item that apparently was traded from some guy's account who hacked the game. So thus I've lost my necro Taloron and my Paladin Armanox, but, how long will it be before they ban the armanox account? Or just delete my new Necro, giganecro because his name implies a rank? Besides, then I'd also lose my WarCraft 2 record.......

    But either way I'd be ranting myself if I suddenly found out I can't use armanox any more because some company uses it too. I had armanox about the same time they did in 1999, but in reality, I would no longer be me if I had to give up armanox. That's me here, battle.net, myspace.com, linuxquestions.org, linuxhq.org, verizon.net, GameSpy, neopets.com, counter.li.org....and others. Besides, I'd lose my administrative status at linuxhq.....

    --
    I'm starting to think GNU is the problem with "GNU/Linux" these days.
  698. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably the most well-known of these is JonKatz's "Voices from the Hellmouth" series of essays on his thoughts on the whole high school shooting thing of the late 1990s.

    Wow, I'd forgotten about JonKatz. Kind of like I've forgotten about the gallstone I passed a few years ago...

  699. DAOC by Rogue974 · · Score: 1

    I had a buddy that I played DAOC with and he named his character BigWorm. He was fine for months with that name, unitl he hatched his master plan. In DAOC, after level 10 you can choose a surname to add to your name. His name became BigWorm InDaPants! He didn't last long and had to change his name!

    That friend had a good friend who's character's name was Baconstriplicker!! No joke and he never had any problems! It is so hit or miss.

    On a more personal note, I have names that violate policies and I would be crushed if they were revoked. Fortunately, very few people recognize them. I have other characters I play too and when I am playing them, I am constantly reintroducing myself by my main characters name so they realize who I am.

    Last thing before I post, when DAOC started, the first guild I joined there was Fellowship of the Ring. Yes, blatantly in violoation as that is copyrighted, but we lasted a while. When the GM told us he would have to change it, luckily we got a nice one who told us to take a few days and figure out what we wanted the new name to be and that he would change it. We became the Tourtued Souls and the guild rallied around the fact that we had to change and were being violated, but it still was not the same feel to the guild. I joined the guild initally because of the name!! The one thing we always asked afterwards is why our name was changed and there are 18 thousand mis-spelling of Legolas and none of them are forced to change thier names! Oh well, what are you going to do when playing at thier house with thier toys!

  700. Re:abuse of power by MrJynxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yeaa, i'm gonna have to disagree with your higher UID numbers comment. I have been an avid slashdot fan/reader for many years, I actually don't remember the first time I stumbled onto this site(late 90's at the very least). However, since I'm now only 24, I tended to keep my mouth shut on the comments side of this site because well, people that you describe tend to make posting scary and intimidating. I can tell you for sure that there are much smarter people on here than myself. So instead of taking the risk of being called an idiot or uninformed(this is my teen years), I just decided not to post or even get an account (site is free). So for me, I'm a LONG time lurker, very very short time poster :) hence, my UID is huge.. As for taco's post. It's very understandable he is pissed off, regardless of what agreements we agree to by saying "accept" who the hell actually reads it verbatim, line for line. I'm not a lawyer so I really don't understand or care what is in them, so I just quickly jump past it and say accept(I'm being honest here :) . But remember, WoW players (myself included) pay a monthly fee to access this game which understandably is used to pay for the ongoing cost of creating and maintaining a persistant world. But the average joe doesn't give two shits about the on going costs, all they know is i'm paying money every month so I should be able to do almost anything I want including selecting a unique name. So after months of playing they just say guess what buddy, your name is gone pick another and people are supposed to roll over and say "ok SIR!". Ok, sure, there is a commander designation in the game, but that came AFTER he probaly selected cmdrtaco, and to let him go 45lvls w/o a peep from the GM's? That's poor management of the realm and they should have let him keep the name.. my 2 cents.. hope it makes sense.. MrJynx

  701. WOW by kbjnash · · Score: 0

    They made us change our guild name due to the fact it had the word Kampf in it. Kampf is german for struggle or fight (I think) but since someone wrote a book called Mein Kampf at one time they made us change it... Wait! Taco, I didn't know there was a Linux Distro of WoW?

  702. Slander on Slashdot!!! by aggie_knight · · Score: 1

    As Sergeant Snuggles of the Horde on Lightening's Blade, I am offended at the slander in the above post. First, I am not an officer, though I do wield a big stick. Second, I have never arrested on CmdrTaco, nor would I given the chance. If I arrived at the opportunity, I would bow to Cmdrtaco (recognizing his name of course), then proceede to melt his face. I demand that the above post be edited to remove the outrageous claims or I will send my Yeti after him. Joking aside, I'm sorry to hear about your nic, Taco. I've been Aggie_Knight online for over a decade, and was very annoyed when I found out that I couldn't be on World of Warcraft.

  703. It's ok. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paladins sux0rs anyway!

  704. GM's are worthless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah....

    http://www.wow-core.com/images/screenshots/ignore. jpg

    All this after I created a ticket because I was getting spam from people wanting me to buy gold from some website.

  705. BF2 by koick · · Score: 1

    The geniuses over at EA Games won't even allow you to change your on-line nickname for Battlefield 2.

  706. You've made me very angry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just hate it when people use mine.

    - Anonymous Coward

  707. Help is on the way. by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 0

    Hmm...I think I can help. Could you reply with your Social Security number and I'll track it down for you. Of course, I'll need your bank and credit card information, as well as your mother's maiden name.

    --
    Mr. T pitied this fool on 27 July 1992.
  708. Cry more n00b by davidhedbor · · Score: 1

    I think that's all I need to say. Next time read the TOS, or specifically naming rules, before making a character.

    As for changing it later on - they have millions of characters (I have, for example, 5 that are more than just bank / AH alts). They can't effectively monitor all characters and thus rely on:

    1) User reporting names.
    2) You reporting an issue and them noticing that your name violates the policy (this is fairly common).

    If you see users named 'Mrleetdoodz', report them.

    I for one am glad they changed CmdrTaco as it in no way fits in the WoW universe. I didn't name any of my characters neotron (the ALT/unix login name I've had for the last 15+ yrs) because frankly it doesn't fit. If I had, I wouldn't have been surprised to see it changed though.

    P.S.It's not a reference to The Matrix - it's much older and the original train of thought was "New Tron". Yes, I was thinking about Tron when I came up with it.

  709. SOLORN IS A NOOB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Solorn is a n0000b, he exploits Lord Nagafen with rocks kekekekeke

  710. devs + moneyhats = asshats by sinij · · Score: 1

    Bigger problem lies with the fact that WoW got to the point where they no longer need to concern themselves with being reasonable or even polite. The same thing happened in height of popularity of UO or EQ - developers would do whatever is easier for them, even if it means walking all over number of players. It looks like you have to play less popular mmorpg in order to be treated as a human being.

  711. Katz - writing about dogs by johndiii · · Score: 1

    He's writing books about dogs these days. I saw one in the bookstore a couple of weeks ago. Still the same mushy-headed crap, though.

    --
    Floating face-down in a river of regret...and thoughts of you...
  712. A name by any other rose by khavok · · Score: 1
    I have used the same name since the early 90's
    If I find somewhere that the name is in use (by someone other than me) I feel ripped off,
    I created it first, it's who I am on the web, and damnit I plan on keeping it that way
    (internet raybeams to wipeout all who use my name... and damn their little rippoff offspring too... well maybe not them )
    It's almost like someone bought my name as their domain,
    Frauds and scallywags!!!
    Michael Jordan Sued didnt he? I should be able to also!

    As far as WOW goes, they have had weird rules since the days when my family and I were alpha testers on the game.
    I agree that GM's need some sort of accountability, as absolute power...

    need I say more

    --
    A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices. - Edward R. Murrow
  713. How about . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fcuk Bilzarzd

  714. A Solution by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had the exact same problem and was most frustrated by my in-ability to check-in online. I found it very ironic that "Thomas Paine" is on the terrorism watch list. I would joke that it's a really old list that we got from our former colonial masters. The saddest part is that it's not our actual name on the list, but the Soundex of your name. So in theory "Thomas Paine" could have the same soundex as "Osama Bin Laden", it doesn't but you get my point.

    So I was going through the same dozen hoops that you were until I found this out, at which point I came up with a solution. The next plane ticket I bought I used "Thomas Anthony Paine" on my plane ticket and was able to check-in online (a necessity with southwest) without any issues. I still use the same southwest club card and everything, just a slightly different name on my card. Note that Thomas A Paine would not have worked because vowels aren't used to create a soundex.

    --

    "I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance" - Isaac Asimov
    1. Re:A Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod the parent up, he's posted the first workaround of the system. This might help a lot of the ppl posting here about troubles with the system.

  715. You should named named him Bearded Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because you're a giant pussy alliance paladin! FOR THE HORDE!

  716. The thing about this "article" is... by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't have been accepted if anyone else had posted it.

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
  717. So -- what's the Slashdot username rule? by (Score+5,+Flamebait) · · Score: 1

    Um -- just wondering. No reason, really, but I forgot to check.
    And I've been building up my reputation, and "leveling up". ;)

  718. You're suprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CmdrTaco is fine for an internet alias or chat room nickname.

    But you are suprised when it gets banned from a Massively Multiplayer ROLEPLAYING Game?

    When I see people named "MrBadMan" and "UberTaco" or even "CmdrTaco" in an MMORPG I picture some leet-speaking kid who has a tricked out, modified Xbox with neon glow that matches their tricked out 1991 Hona Civic... and who plays a Rogue just to gank people all day... and of course his favorite... don't even get me started on Counter-Strike...

    It's a stigma, maybe, but sometimes stigmas develope for a reason.

    Again, "CmdrTaco" is a cool web name, online avatar... but in a non-cyberpunk MMORPG environment it's just silly.

    It doesn't matter how long you've used it.

    So what? What if I used the name "buttclown" for 15 years? Does that make it a better fit then if I only used it for some random counter-strike match?

    No disrespect intended, but serious, your argument is flawed and pointless.

    Ciao.

  719. Happened to me about 8 years ago.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was playing GemStone III for about 8 months with the name "KoolJay" (back in the days when it was $3 an hour to connect to AOL to play a text-based MMORPG). They deleted my character *COMPLETELY* without warning and told me I had to create a char with a more appropriate name for the Fantasy RPG environement.. I racked up $530 in AOL Bills for only 3 months of service.
    My dad canceled AOL, our cable TV, and my took my computer...
    I got another computer a few years later, but since then we've never had cable TV at my house :-p

    --21 & still living in my daddy's basement. I watch TV over the internet now (PPLIVE!!)

  720. Signal 11 by GoNINzo · · Score: 1

    Man... I miss Signal 11's take on topics. It's too bad, ya know? F'ing karma...

    --
    Gonzo Granzeau
    "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
    1. Re:Signal 11 by Tripman · · Score: 1

      Those were the days...... Signal 11 would post and the trolls would whip themselves into a frenzy.... good old times.

  721. boo-friggin-hoo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    boo-friggin-hoo.

  722. email... by alexandreracine · · Score: 1
    I gave an email address but they never emailed.
    I hope you did not told them your email by phone :

    -CmdrTaco...
    -Yes...
    -at slash dot dot org
    -Two dots?
    -Yeah, just like on the website http colum, slash slash slash dot dot org you know...
    --
    No sig for now.
  723. Secondlife is even worse by fitsnips · · Score: 1

    This is a email thread with their support.

    I tried to create a Second Life account last night ( I am not providing a link since they are morons ) and this is what transpired.
    From me:

      Hello,
      I keep getting this and am not sure why.

      The name I am trying to use is Jassin Eliot

      When I check it looks like it should be fine

      Congratulations, the Second Life name
      Jassin Eliot
      is available!

      Be sure to complete the registration process to claim and lock in your
      new Second Life name. Then you can begin to use Second Life immediately

      Thank you

    From Second Life support

    Sam via RT wrote:
      Hello:

      Thanks for your inquiry. I can find no Second Life account tied to this email address. Did you, perhaps, use a different address to register with?

      Regards,
    Sam Linden

    From Me:

    Sam,
    No I am trying to register that name.

    From Second Life support:

    Hello,

    Thanks for your response.
    Unfortunately, avatar names with the letters "ass" cannot be used in
    Second Life, in order to prevent name abuse.

    Regards,

    Sam Linden

    Now is not just the dumbest thing you have ever see. If you look at there site:

    Global Standards, Local Ratings All areas of Second Life, including the www.secondlife.com website and the Second Life Forums, adhere to the same Community Standards. Locations within Second Life are noted as Safe or Unsafe and rated Mature (M) or non-Mature (PG), and behavior must conform to the local ratings. Any unrated area of Second Life or the Second Life website should be considered non-Mature (PG).

    Last I check they could say "ass" on public tv. Also one can see that this is not a attempt to use invalid account names. If you can think of a name (i.e. in published list of names ) please let me know I would like to compile a list of banned names. Heck at least run it through a common name filter.

    --
    I am a republican not by choice, but rather by lack there of.
    1. Re:Secondlife is even worse by fitsnips · · Score: 1

      Thats ok the filter let me have this name:

      Welcome Koksukr Eliot!

      --
      I am a republican not by choice, but rather by lack there of.
  724. Re:abuse of power by Darby · · Score: 1

    (WHERE IS CIV IV?! It came out yesterday to rave reviews!

    Well, in my area, MicroCenter was sold out by the time I got there and Best Buy didn't get their shipment.
    Any other questions? ;-)

  725. Get over yourself by everphilski · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

  726. What a SHAME!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you use Slashdot to publish this kind of crap???
    Don't you have a better place to cry?

    This is for which was left slashdot.

  727. Me Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My online name used to be IHaveAVeryLargePenis. And Blizzard made me change mine too. They said it was offensive and made them feel insecure. So I changed it. Now it's IHaveAReallyEnourmouslyHugePenis.

  728. Buy him gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose this is CmdrTaco trying to hint that we're supposed to "donate" to his wow play by purchasing gold that goes to his new character, and feeling quite Violated afterwards.

  729. well, if your character was a rogue (thief) by rkoot · · Score: 1
    I'd choose for
    Rob Everybody

    r.

  730. get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude - no wonder /. is going down the shitta. You are playing too much WoW.

    FYI - no one gives a fuck about your dumb nick and whining here won't get it changed.

  731. Get over yourself by pkesel · · Score: 1

    What a stupid topic. Why waste space here on such a ridiculous matter. It's their world, and it's just a name.

    --
    - Sig this!
  732. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Emmettfish · · Score: 4, Informative
    As a former Slashdot author, I can speak from 'beyond the veil' about Slashdot story selection. The truth is that Slashdot only carries maybe 14 stories a day, and people submit hundreds if not thousands. It's a big-ass queue. Some things are overlooked because there's a hell of a lot of things to sort through. From my experience, that is the top reason why your story probably didn't get picked up.

    Second, some things are old. Know how many times I deleted 'funny' posts submitted with Bill Gates' mugshot? Probably at least two-thousand.

    Third, some things are boring. I don't mean that they're obscure or uninteresting, I mean that they are boring in the sense that they aren't interesting or fun to talk about or discuss. There's not a whole lot to talk about when the subject is something like, 'Gosh, Microsoft Outlook really blows, and a study says so.' While it may create a lot of funny schadenfreude, it's pretty obvious to a whole lot of people. The people that it's not obvious to probably aren't reading Slashdot anyway.

    Fourth, you might have a history of being a pain in the ass, and I might have rejected your story because you called me a jerk one time on IRC.

    There are a lot of other reasons, but the primary reasons that people complain about getting stories rejected are usually untrue. There were conspiracy theories all over the place that somehow we were gaining financially through the spread of Linux (ha!), through adoption of perl over python, pretty much everything including phase of the moon. Totally unfounded. See points 1-4 above.

    I would venture to guess that the reason Rob doesn't discuss why stories are rejected is because it's more than just him. I got very little top-down direction when it came to picking stories from Slashdot from Rob or Jeff. Rob and Jeff are totally different people, I'm very different than CowboyNeal and Jamie, and anyone who knows my politics knows that I am very different than Pudge (though Pudge and I seem to get along fine).

    I think Rob's not trying to be secretive or coy, he's just being aware that there are more people behind Slashdot than just himself. Do you really think Rob wants to be in the position of having to chase down Slashdot authors every single time someone wants to know why their story was rejected? He'd have to send an E-mail, ask why, get a response, and then reply to the submitter. Also, he might have to do this two-hundred times a day. Not fun, and totally fruitless.

    Anyway, there you go. Hope this helps, etc.

    Emmett

  733. Game metaphor is a concept alien to you? by slackartist · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Even though your handle was in clear violation of WoW naming rules, I can understand your disappointment. Let's be intellectually honest though, this isn't really about GMs or the way they handle in-game violations. Many people use WoW and policing the game is an intractable amount of work-- you want them to submit to 12 hours of arbitration with every infraction? Please. They could have been more explicit, sure, but you're not stupid. Read the agreement, figure it out for yourself. Don't make my monthly subscription rates pay for a babysitter to explain the rules to you.

    It's just like the DMV, getting a passport, credit reports, 401k rollovers and traffic tickets. You're not special. Figure it out and take responsibility for the consequences of your actions. This is what it means to participate in an egalitarian community and belongs to the real-life world. This aspect of the game is not the "fun" part.

    Now, for the real issue at hand: I think you've run into a dichotomy between your desire for an on-line identity and the WoW game concept. You want an ID which represents a general, online persona, WoW wants its participants to immerse themselves in their fantasy narrative. You want to express an externally consistent individualism at the price of breaking the game metaphor.

    You can probably appreciate how I may be glad WoW made you change your name, and impatient with your pleading with them to tolerate it. WoW is an escapist construction. I play expecting to get away (at least as much as I can) from Chr1st_LUVZ_U and N8_IZ_GR8. I see some dude running around named Taco, a "Cmdr" no less, and I am suddenly in some stupid chat room all over again.

    As a thought experiment, consider going to see a production of Othello. Halfway through some dude runs on the stage shouting "I am SlackArtist!!!" and runs off. I'm not saying that WoW is the same, but it is: a) something I pay for, b) escapist, c) depending for its effect on the suspension of disbelief, and d) an artistic expression.

    One possible compromise may be for WoW to have an interface option which hides the names which violate the policy. This way, you can be CmdrTaco, but I don't have to look at you or know you're there. This would mean Bliz implementing another poster's suggestion: a database of violating names. Already, though, this technical solution is kinda creepy and suggests to me that if it's necessary, then maybe WoW isn't the place for you to blow off steam.

  734. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

    Speaking of rejected stories...What I thought was really funny/annoying was when I submitted a potential poll topic. It got "rejected" and then showed up on the front page within a day or two. Huh? Well gee, thanks for the petulant but spurious rejection. While you're at it, why don't you just give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

    It was something pretty obscure, too, so I doubt anyone else would have submitted the same thing at the same time I did.

    --
    We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
  735. I see two ways around this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Play on a PvP server where dodgy, TOS violating rules are the norm.

    2) Phonetically spell a sware word from a foreign language as your nick. - That's what I did, and they were very happy with me for it.

    >

  736. Violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your name includes a statement of rank. This was forbidden back during release. Don't cry because someone called you on it later.

  737. You forgot to mention... by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    ...all the press they've been giving Dvorak lately. Taco's lucky he still has his balls, nevermind his pseudonym.

    --
    Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
  738. But.... Is there an even lower UID? by The+Monster · · Score: 1

    I've often wondered why you're 1, and not 0. Is there a 0?

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    SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

    1. Re:But.... Is there an even lower UID? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I "user 0" is used internally to indicate the currently logged-in user. I remember seeing someone else make a brief comment about it here a long time ago. So I could be wrong. I tried searching for it, but that kind of topic is a heck of a challenge to try searching for, especially as it was just a side comment in some other story.

    2. Re:But.... Is there an even lower UID? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Since you wonder about that sort of thing, you can be the zero.

      I keed, I keed.
      You will always be number two to me. ;)

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  739. Re:Bizzard sadly have crap support, and don't care by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

    The Penny Arcade guys, even though they made fun of WOW GMs in their comic, actually had a positive experience with a GM when they accidentally sold some items. The GM restored them.

  740. Their support system does indeed suck by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Its designed to take power away from you, you can write a message in the game, and if you are lucky you get to talk to someone. But mostly you just get a (totally stupid) message that you can't reply to! And it seems they have badly trained monkeys set to answer this, because 99.9% of the time they either didn't read what you wrote or sent some other stupid message.

    That said, you could have read their stupid naming rules when you signed up. (And Violated will probably get you another name change)

    Try City of Heroes, they only care about copyright ;)

    Or, since 90% of the players are in violation start going around turning everbody else in - when they get 10000 a day perhaps they'll change the policy :)

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  741. You Have *REJECTED* Better Posts Than *YOUR* CRAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You have rejected better posts than your crap. Fuckin asshole.

    Who the hell cares that you lost your name?

    Actually I do have a smidgeon of sympathy for you, and can understand your angst. Its shit when people you DONT KNOW and CANT TALK TO have power over you and you can't do anything about it

    Kind of like YOU ASSHOLES rejecting perfectly good slashdot stories because you can.

    I say TOO FUCKING BAD-- Have a taste of your own damn medicine.

  742. By comparison ... Eve Support! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come and play Eve where not only does a petition to GMs get answered within minutes, but they're friendly, and you can continue a convo with them, and things get done and fixed!

    15,000 players on a single server can't be wrong.

  743. Re:abuse of power by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
    The problem for me is that I have to find the next story to post and read my email.
    Does that include the daddypants account? I'll bet that inbox hasn't been checked in years. ;)
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    We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
  744. Right on! (plus an irrlevant nitpick) by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    ``in the real world if you change your name everyone recognizes you, in an MMO they don't.''

    Well, maybe. They probably do if you show up in person, and it hasn't been too long, and you haven't changed too much. But if you grew a beard and changed your name, or called on the phone, they might not recognize you. And they *sure* won't recognize your check in the mail with a different name.

    But that's a nitpick, and not really germane to the point. Overall, I think you're on the right track.

    I would add that I can't see spending real money and time with a vendor who so clearly doesn't give a rip. There is no appeals process; you can try to make one up, but it's completely up to the GM you're dealing with to validate it. That's badly broken.

    And to all the goobers rantiong and raving about CmdrTaco being an idiot for complaining, well, you'r emostly goobers. He clearly SAID it was their right to change the anem, and that wasn't his real complaint. Also, having use the same email address for two decades, and the same login/handle on public fora for nearly that long, I understand how he feels. A lot of people know me by this name, and the couple of times I haven't been able to use it, it was annoying. The couple of times it was *taken* I was horrified. Is someone pretending to be me? Will whatever they do impact who people think I am? It's a pretty spooky feeling.

  745. Um, yeh, you're the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and since you hate Slashdot so much, why don't you just go to digg and stay there you jackass?

  746. Reminds me of UO by Anyd · · Score: 1

    I played Ultima Online for 3 years, and never had a positive experience with a GM. I even resorted to -ugh- roleplaying to try and ambush one, and get his cool goodies. (It didn't work...)

  747. Just like a prison by yo5oy · · Score: 1

    As far as having no recourse against GMs, Blizzard is just preparing you for the real world and the police state.

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    a slut did tulsa
  748. O RLY? by patonw · · Score: 1

    Blizzard to customers: Cry more noobs
    Customers: Uhhh... WTF?

  749. Account Deletion by Borgschulze · · Score: 1

    I had a friend a year ago by the name of Jake. Now me and Jake played Diablo II for a year together, and we always used the same game name to play together. One day he logged into his account to read that it was disabled... He had been banned for using the account name Fuctt_Armory He had that account for about 2 years.. and they decided to ban it one day without notice....

    --
    In Soviet Russia, Linux compiles you!
  750. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with the above writer when they say this piece wasn't petty. I found that you went to great lengths to emphasize that you were not mad at blizzard, you just felt strange with a new ingame character who may not look any different than your old one, but feels different because of the lack of recognition from other players without *your* psudeonim. The familiarity with that character was gone once your name was changed.

    I enjoyed the article, as I have been through the same thing with my virtual names.

  751. I know how you feel and I have an idea by spispoopd · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco, I understand exactly how you feel on the whole virtual identity thing, and I have an idea about maybe how to solve the problem.

    One's online identity really is important. I registered when xbox live was brand new as "void". I know it's not an original word or anything, so I don't expect to get it when I sign up for a forum somewhere, but I signed up the night xbox live went public so I could get it, and I got it!

    I was really excited. Lots of mechs got killed by void (ok, not all that many, but I had some memorable kills) in Mech Assault, and my friends had me on their friends list (well, ok, I don't have THAT many friends but that isn't my point). It was my identity and if one person, including me, has any memory associated with it, then it is important that it is retained. It represents a certain "investment of spirit".

    Then one day I got a message when I logged in saying I couldn't use xbox live until I changed my name, and they wouldn't even tell me why. I called, emailed, and no one would tell me why. I had a friend who worked for xbox online and he might have known why, but was not allowed to discuss it with me.

    That sucked. I felt so helpless. I wanted to have a tantrum like a little kid because it seemed like there was nothing I could do, and I felt like there should have been. I felt like something was taken away from me, even though the terms of service didn't tell me it was mine to begin with.

    Hopefully game service developers will recognize the importance of online identities and the amount of spirit we invest in them. We spend time building a character, socializing, completing missions, and that effort goes INTO something -- a virtual space that is primarily pointed to our nickname. It's very important. Our nickname is the handle to the special place all our energy went!

    I think a valuable thing they could offer is a sort of bill of rights for players. They're not OBLIGATED to do this, it's just something they can OFFER. As more and more game services come into the scene, maybe they can compete by offering varying amounts of freedom, which are described in the players' bill of rights.

    One item on the bill of rights could be:

    1) Any chosen nickname played for more than an hour that isn't rejected by the system immediately goes through a "probationary period". The player must understand that it takes a while for a GM to get around to approving or denying the name. But the privilege given to the player is that AFTER those 2 weeks, you get to keep the name!

    I know this is not perfect. They need to reserve the ultimate right to yank a bad nickname even if it survives the 2 week probationary period if it's extremely bad and slips through the cracks. But a rule like this would have caught "CmdrTaco" before he poured his heart into his character!

    My point is that they CAN offer a limited amount of freedom. I wish they would. Maybe the free market will work here? If freedom is really important to gamers, then it follows that of all great games, the ones that can offer more freedom will be greater.

    As long as we do exactly what CmdrTaco did here, and express our unhappiness, the game service developers will see how important it is, and will possibly compete to be able to give it to us. Remember, they WANT to make us happy -- that's why they made the game... I hope.

  752. i cry... by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 0

    Bu11$#!7... chick's dont want to know how 'small' your UID* is.

    I propose that UID's start to contain alpha and special characters, to make it harder to get your mouth around :P

    *Usual Interface Device :)

    I now return you to Rob's blog.

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  753. Origin of CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CmdrTaco ...
    Do tell, What was the origin of the name?
    We are all dying to know?

    You are welcome to use your name in my Clan,
    ArmyOfTunder on Diablo II, LOD...\
    Just send email to killmofastahotmail.com,
    and I will Personally hook you up...

  754. Blizzard made you change your name by Coffeesloth · · Score: 1

    I can't honestly say I'm suprised, this is Blizzard after all. They really don't care about the players, only how many games they can sell. In the free world of Diablo II people had their accounts frozen for using a program to disable the Windows Key...do it too many times and they permanently ban you...and they don't ban you by the registration code, they ban you by the IP address so if there's two people playing from the house and one person gets banned then everyone gets banned.

    Blizzard has no real customer service, once you bought the game to them it's as if you cease to exist. One of the reasons I stopped playing Diablo II and one of the reasons I'll probably not buy any of their games in the future...

    Sorry they did that...I can definitely understand as I always go for the same username if I can too.

  755. Blizzard suck by Tuross · · Score: 1

    This is a situation similar to why I gave up buying their games back when Diablo 2 was the in thing.

    There's all this talk about game balance, but the fact is Blizzard have absolutely no idea what the concept is. Their rules and they way they implement things in the game are completely out of touch with their gaming community. For example, in D2 the ability to PK was there so players could duel or challenge each other - except there was no capability of saying "not interested". As soon as someone went into PK mode they could kill you whether you liked it or not. It became commonplace, out of necessity, that whenever someone tapped the PK button - even if it was accidentally because of its poor placement on screen - their entire party would turn on them. There were simply too many rogues (no pun intended) who would un-fun the game for so many people by PKing them - usually it was some lvl 90+ turboed char PKing some lvl 15 newbie with some duped super weapon.
    Blizzards response to this was to ignore it despite considerable customer input. Insteaqd, they bring out a whole swag of patches that get forced on you when you join the realms that nerfed your character. This was done in the name of "balance". What it meant was that all the hours you put in to honing particular skills, and more importantly getting friends to buy Blizzard's products so they could party with you so you all help each other out, is completely wasted. Yes, I'm extremely bitter about this if you can't tell by the fact I can recall this stuff 5 years later ;)

    Another example of their stupidity, someone who pirated their game generated a dupe CD key of a friend of mine, and this was detected and my friend's characters were all deleted off the realms. Blizzard would not respond to any communication regarding proving ownership and restoring even one character. That was hundreds of hours of time & effort (and reputation earned in the game) gone.

    Coupled with the fact they refuse to bring out their games on better platforms like Linux left me with no choice but to dump their trashy games and crappier, borderline non-existant, service. And to be honest it hasn't been a great loss.

    --
    Matt
    1. Read Slashdot
    2. ???
    3. Profit
  756. That's sad... by paulius_g · · Score: 1

    I understand banning names that have "admin" or "f***" in them or other offencial remarks.

    But, because it clashes with their internal scripts? That's a no no! That's some bad coding, right there.

    Well sure, I hope that people from Blizzard are reading this. And blog entries or rants from CmdrTaco are also very interesting to read.

  757. read the AUP by ribo-bailey · · Score: 0

    it is specifically written so they can find objection to anything

  758. This is stupid even for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a roleplay game.

    It has roleplay name requirements.

    If you did not want to follow them then what were you doing on a Roleplay server??

    You aren't special, your just like every other player and have to play by the rules (TOS). If you want to take your ball and go home rather then play the way everyone else does thats fine but then I don't care. Nor I suspect will anybody else actually playing the game.

    You broke the TOS. That was your decision. The fact that you got away with it for awhile is thoroughly irellevent. There is no "statute of limitations" on a TOS.

    When you were a child, did your mother REALLY change the rules in your house just because you got away with breaking them once? If so Im glad as hell I didn't grow up in your home. Real life doesn't work that way.

    You finally got caught. Now deal with it like someone over 10 years old.

    1. Re:This is stupid even for Slashdot by InnerParty · · Score: 1

      Dude you really should sit back with a fifth of Jack and get off your soapbox man, who gives a rats ass about the TOS? People just play games to have fun and when they're asked to pick a toon name, they aren't going to put any thought process into whether it violates the rules with the possible exception of deliberately choosing an obcene one to offend other players (racial slurs, etc.) BTW, you spelled irrelevant incorrectly. Ass.

  759. Re:abuse of power by Infinityis · · Score: 1

    I'm just curious...can you actually mod yourself up? Are you limited to a single mod point, or can you use sheer willpower to make any (or all) of your posts +5 interesting? I noticed earlier you said you were stopped by your own lameness filter, so apparently you have some restrictions...

  760. funny slashdot did the same to me by midnight_dsob · · Score: 1

    I had a pretty old account on slashdot as midnight. Unfortunately I've forgotten the password and the email address I registered it under is no longer my ISP. So I'm screwed. /. rules say I can't do squat to get my name back. Lesson learned. When you're using someone elses property you have no rights to something as arbitrary as an account name....

  761. Name Change by Llamakiller-4 · · Score: 1

    That was a 2 page soapbox dude, at this moment in time you have no rights. You should protect yourself right now by officially trademarking your name (in the real world) and beat everyone else to the idea.
    Other than that, it's only a game.
    lk4

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    "It's what you learn after you know it all that counts", Earl Weaver - Legendary Coach of the Baltimore Orioles
  762. Related But Not Related by netnomad · · Score: 1

    I totally understand that Rob is not mad at Blizzard, he's just upset at the way things were handled. I had a similar experience happen to me a few years ago on EQ that caused me to quit too, even though in recent days I've been thinking of going back.

    I decided to start a guild. I went through the process, picked the name, formed the group of chartering members, and suddenly discovered that everybody hated the guild name which I had not consulted on anyone with. My fault. I disbanded the guild and basically went and had a pity party for a few weeks and got picked up by another guild.

    A month or two later, at the behest of a close friend, I decided to take another stab at it. I consulted with a bunch of friends on a name, and we came up with something everybody agreed on. I went through the process again. I was told that there was a infrastructure-induced limit of one guild *ever* per account. I was told if I ever wanted to make another guild, I would have to purchase another account. I complained vehemently, but I was basically told to talk to the hand.

    Three days later, I got an e-mail from EQ telling me that my guild had been approved and I needed to contact a GM in-game to get my tag. I figured they'd changed their mind or listened to the logic of my arguments. I went in-game and even *asked* the GM what the situation was and his response was basically "Somebody approved you, don't ask questions", so I took the tag and ran. I recruited about 20 base members, and everyone - including myself - was happy.

    The next day I logged in and found that my guild tag had reverted to the EARLIER tag. I /petition'ed and screamed for almost three days straight. I loudly and defiantly accused them of being liars - since they had GIVEN me the second tag after they'd told me before it wasn't even POSSIBLE - and asked for some compromise on the issue.

    "Talk to the hand" was essentially the response. I left.

    I'm with Rob. I don't mind them having rules. But they need to ADVERTISE the rules (especially when they change so often), they need to ADHERE to the rules, there needs to be UNIFORMITY in enforcement, and this whole "I'm sorry, I can't help you/pass the buck" attitude has got to go. It's not just Blizzard. It's all the other massive operators as well. I've hopped from game that I love, to game that I love, to game that I love, to game that I love only to leave each time because the customer service absolutely sucked.

    And that's what this thread is about. Customer service.

  763. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a guess: Slashdot has been hacked in the past. The one occasion I saw it with my own eyes, the people who figured out a way in managed to post a story. Maybe this was just someone taking advantage of a quirk with slashcode or something.

  764. They state this rule in the agreement by geekoid · · Score: 1

    That means that either :
    a) CmdrTaco never reads the agreement; and/or
    b) CmdrTaco is hoping for a large enough outcry that they reinstate his name.

    really, this is pathetic, the one thing slashdot has never been is your personal blog.

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  765. Usernames... by InvisibleSoul · · Score: 1

    I dislike the fact that there are other people using the nickname "InvisibleSoul" online. I, too, have used this single nickname for ten years or more... back in the days of BBS'. There used to only be me... now there are so many others that use the name, much to my chagrin.

    And no, invisiblesoul.com is NOT me.

  766. Maaaaaaan you are such a weenie by Tamerlan · · Score: 1

    I quit that stupid and boring game just because I did not want to put more of my precious time to it, and devote it to more important things like spending time with my kid, self-educating and ...well... reading Slashdot for chrissake (bwahhaaaha).

    So you see, if Blizzard did something like that to me, they'd get "Fuck you, and get off my cc" the same second.

  767. This is stupid even for Slashdot. by Cyberqat · · Score: 1

    Its a roleplay game. It has roleplay name requirements. If you did not want to follow them then what were you doing on a Roleplay server?? You aren't special, your just like every other player and have to play by the rules (TOS). If you want to take your ball and go home rather then play the way everyone else does thats fine but then I don't care. Nor I suspect will anybody else actually playing the game. You broke the TOS. That was your decision. The fact that you got away with it for awhile is thoroughly irellevent. There is no "statute of limitations" on a TOS. When you were a child, did your mother REALLY change the rules in your house just because you got away with breaking them once? If so Im glad as hell I didn't grow up in your home. Real life doesn't work that way. You finally got caught. Now deal with it like someone over 10 years old.

  768. I love it when the number 1 uid doesn't seem by geekoid · · Score: 1

    to remember that this was a place to post stuff " for news about Linux, Open Source Software, Legos, Games, Star Wars, Science, Technology and pretty much anything else that falls into the "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters" umbrella."

    nothing in there about a personal blog, diary, or any such nonsense.

    no, this is not my first /. UID...it's not even my 5th.

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  769. This is stupid even for Slashdot by Cyberqat · · Score: 1

    Its a roleplay game. It has roleplay name requirements. If you did not want to follow them then what were you doing on a Roleplay server?? You aren't special, you're just like every other player and have to play by the rules (TOS). If you want to take your ball and go home rather then play the way everyone else does thats fine but then I don't care. Nor I suspect will anybody else actually playing the game. You broke the TOS. That was your decision. The fact that you got away with it for awhile is thoroughly irellevent. There is no "statute of limitations" on a TOS. When you were a child, did your mother REALLY change the rules in your house just because you got away with breaking them once? If so Im glad as hell I didn't grow up in your home. Real life doesn't work that way. You finally got caught. Now deal with it like someone over 10 years old.

  770. Simple solution: by StarkRG · · Score: 1

    Tell them it stands for 'Cam Der Taco' and any relation to some form of rank is purely coincidence...

  771. Re:abuse of power by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Oh hell, and I thought my UID was pathetic. Look at it this way, at least yours isn't over a million.

  772. MOD PARENT UNDERRATED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I know it's already been done... laugh, it's still funny.

  773. Re:Good searching.. by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 1

    Wow! (no pun intended) So there's in the neighborhood of 50,000 to 100,000 new characters created every day? I'm flabbergasted.

    I think it would be possible, and more importantly, fairly simple, to flag accounts for review or even prevent them on creation based on some sort of letter-distribution. For instance, "Cmd", "mdr" aren't legit sequences of characters. Neither is having mid-word caps that don't follow normal prefixes like "de", "le".

    It's just a thought.

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    Everyone is entitled to his own opinions, but not his own facts.
  774. Re:abuse of power by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Has it really been eight years?

  775. Re:abuse of power by steelfood · · Score: 2

    Honestly, the moment I saw this, I was like, wow, a real editorial! In a real news media outlet, that's exactly what this qualifies as, and it is exactly for something like this that the opinions/editorial section is still present in every news media today. Op/eds were precisely where editors could rant, rave, and bitch, and I quite frankly was disappointed to find such pieces having disappeared altogether recently (there's an op/ed section every week for newpapers and every issue for mags). All we see today are repostings of reader submissions, which give the editors a mechanical (and therefore, rather unimportant) aura from the reader's perspective. To put it another way, while this entry indeed surprised me, it also made me smile and say to myself, "finally!" The lack of grammar and spelling errors is a definite bonus too. ;)

    The way I see it, anyone who bitches that this is in the wrong place, probably does so (besides the aforementioned reasons by ancestors and in other threads) because that person has never picked up a newspaper or magazine and actually read it front to back. The tendency of these people to have high UID's is largely because they are the youths who did not know /. 7 or 8 years ago. This says a lot about where we are headed as a society, but I won't get into that.

    Anyway, to wrap it up, my excuse was that since I missed 500000 (which was about when I began reading /.), I was waiting for 1M. I just couldn't wait anymore because posting as AC has become so damn difficult these days.

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  776. Re:Bizzard sadly have crap support, and don't care by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I don't buy it at all.

    First, 10,000 xp isn't that much.
    Second, re-rolling makes exactly zero sense, since you would need to get MORE then the tens of thousands XP you lost to get where you where before the 'bug' happened.
    Third, Penny-Arcade did have a situation that involved GM's and they said it was a pleasant experience.
    Forth, Unless you can get tens of thousands of experience in under 30 minutes, you character has been submitted and updated to the server. If it had not, the quest would not be marked completed.
    Fifth, If this was possible, the exploitation community would have abused it beyond all recognition.
    Sixth, character data is not really kept locally. If it was, there would be a bevy of injection exploits that would have stopped the game.

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  777. Re:abuse of power by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Funny, becasue when ti was started, it didn't say anything at all about being a person journal. Just a place to talk about anything that falls under the 'News for Nerds' umbrella.

    Yes there have been a few personal entries. The proposal, I believe the fire was an entryt, but very, very few.

    That like saying CNN is the blog of the owner of CNN.

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  778. Re:abuse of power by geekoid · · Score: 1

    which would indicate the slashdot market space doesn't want more articles written by the editors.

    Me? I like them and also hope there are more of them.

    Editorials, not flames I mean.

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  779. RE: Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't they get it changed to CumDrTaco
    you can always say your a urologist.

  780. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by taskiss · · Score: 0

    your solution is to stop submitting articles.

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  781. Check out Spirestone Alliance (US) by DigitalSpyder · · Score: 1

    My guild leader has two toons with the name Cmdr in them. He hasn't changed his or been forced to yet.
    I also know people who had to change the guild name 'Wermacht' because it was concerned anti semetic (for being German?? wtf??).

    They're pretty inconsistent with their rulings. Having said that I've helped friends to argue warnings before and get them lifted. You just gotta email the right people and have a persuasive argument.

  782. mmmmm stfyou ktahnks by BOOTSTRAPS · · Score: 0

    that's gosh darn nice of you to take his side all, but this site is no longer his 'personal blog'; as the /. logo says, "news for nerds".....NEWS......not personal rants for nerds

    thanks but no thanks

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  783. Questioning Authority, Power, Acceptance of Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find fascinating is how quickly some have (and quite emotionally) said: "You should have just followed the rules!" Without questioning how good/bad/acceptable the rules or the implementation of the rules are. I guess even geeks aren't immune to becoming sheeple.

  784. Re:Bizzard sadly have crap support, and don't care by Mhrmnhrm · · Score: 1

    What you describe (canned replies, GM's who don't read the petition, inappropriate replies, hamfisted actions, etc) was perhaps the trademark of EA's 'Earth and Beyond'. I can't even begin to think about how many times I sent something, only to be told it was my fault, my guild's fault, or any number of other screwball things. From what I hear, MCO wasn't any better during its run, and UO, well, good luck finding a GM.

    All that said, every GM experience I've ever had with CCP while playing EVE has been pure bliss. Now if only I could find the blasted "close petition" button :)

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  785. I... by Nolkyan · · Score: 1

    I agree.

  786. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. You really are a fucking jackoff, aren't you? Was that supposed to be impressive or something, or did you just feel the need to demonstrate your smug superiority?

    Go ahead, try it again. Maybe it won't come off so lame next time around.

  787. Karma Whore! ^^ by gerf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I swear, he must be a part of a troll organization. Every one of his posts, whether or not it is interesting or not, or even pertinent to the conversation at hand, is modded up to +5.

    Banninate him!

    1. Re:Karma Whore! ^^ by CDPatten · · Score: 1

      or he created slashdot... you know one or the other.

  788. Name Convention by Databass · · Score: 1

    They specifically say you can't make compound names, including adding a rank or title to your name, such as LordBritish or BaronVonChocula. Commander is no different.

    There's also the issue that if you are Alliance and you PvP to Rank 11, you will obtain the title of Commander. Commander CmdrTaco, that's just perfect.

    My server (Silver Hand!) has a paladin named Obvious. We're all hoping she'll obtain the rank of Captain.

  789. Re:Shut The Fuck Up by Liquidrage · · Score: 1

    I get radio for free. I can still bitch about the programming.

    And for some it wasn't free. And in the end, it's still a for-profit.

    Telling someone not to bitch is akin to saying "love it or leave it".

    I'm not offering my opinion on the actual topic. I'm offering it on yours. And I didn't like it.

  790. Mod Humour by TheOneBiscuit · · Score: 1

    Anyone else find it amusing that this was moderated troll. ROFL.

    --
    Things are good
  791. Make It A Revenue Center, Not a Cost Center by patio11 · · Score: 1
    This would be a good thing for a company with a bit of vision (I'm thinking, say, Three Rings) to do as a premium service. For $1-5, and available for sale as soon as the game reaches the point where it *will* be released (eventually), you can register your character's nickname across one/all servers and have it human-reviewed for compliance with the naming policy. If you don't get your name GM reviewed, and its not on our pre-cleared suggested names lists (I would assume all names the name-generator can pick are pre-cleared, assuming its not creating them by sticking syllables together), then be advised that we might have to force you to change it if it violates our naming policy. It would also be a good way to judge interest in the game, since people *paying* for their nicks 6 months ahead of release is a good indication that they'll be dropping additional money for the game down the line.

    I used to be in data entry (past tense, thank God, but it got me through college). Direct salary for a job as easy as this would be about $10 where I used to live (I'd probably avoid outsourcing this particular job to India -- can you trust the average inhabitant of Bangalore to catch JoeLeeberman or Milfck?), and indirect costs were generally quoted to me as 100% of salary (you need a phone, computer, benefits, etc). I figure you can quota your reps at about 50-100 reviews per hour (probably with a custom-designed interface that allows acceptance with one keystroke and rejection with between one and two depending on the rejection code) without killing them after a couple of weeks doing the project. Obviously, you won't be anywhere close to real-time response during launch (all the more reason to open it beforehand) and its probably not something where you'd want to ever guarantee that given that people create accounts 24-7 and there is no reason to higher three shifts for this) but you're providing a service your players will appreciate which makes excellent business sense, too (drives buzz, gets your foot in the door, lowers people's resistance to buying into your game, and probably makes a net profit).

  792. That's why I play Guild Wars by InnerParty · · Score: 1

    Because Guild Wars is so coo and I hate paying $15/mo anyways for WoW.

  793. UID 0 = you by achurch · · Score: 1
    I "user 0" is used internally to indicate the currently logged-in user.

    It does indeed seem to be: http://slashdot.org/users.pl?uid=0

  794. first post! by sum.zero · · Score: 1

    oops. i guess i'm too late...

    sum.zero

  795. Customer Service With a Ctrl-CV by umbrellasd · · Score: 1
    Quit WoW last month because of the assine GM behavior. I said something like, "Dwarven priests would probably be Irish Catholic because they are very fond of their drink." Warned for negative comments against a race or religion. Now wait a minute, WoW goes to great lengths to indicate how fond dwarves are of their drink and that is seen as a positive thing. And culturally, the Irish have a long tradition of fondness for their drink. Catholics even have the consumption of wine as part of their sacrament and hey--they drink the blood of their God, and that's a fact!

    Well let's just say that my counter argument that I was not being negative and they were being hypocritical caused a Cut & Paste EULA section meltdown of epic proportions. The email bounced back and forth for weeks until finally a GM said, "It is an RPG server and that was a real world reference." Thank you, GM! You are absolutely correct and I have no issue with that. But I will never play that game again. I did take a moment to point out that they were actually the people that were racially discriminating because they were implying that the well-know fondness of the Irish for their pubs and their beer was in some way a negative thing.

    Different situation than OP, but the same abysmal customer service. The whole thing could have been resolved quite happily if 1 of the first 10 emails had contained anything more than Cut & Paste of the same EULA section again, and again, and again.

  796. Agreed --- that's the only fair approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No... he shouldn't have been able to create the name in the first place if it violated the rules -- if the rules cannot be programmed into the game, then they should not be "enforced" by plebes.

    I agree entirely with that suggestion, for two reasons:

    - Being denied a name at the time of creation is no hardship. At that point in time there is no character history to be lost, and no personal investment in the name as yet.

    - Only an automatic mechanism can possibly be fair and even-handed. Humans are utterly fallible in this context, and even willfully biased on occasion, as has been demonstrated time and again.

    However, I feel I need to go further than merely agree with and justify the suggestion. I also want to express my dismay at the completely pathetic responses that the suggestion received, with not a shred of clear reasoning. Slashdot has truly gone downhill, when a technological solution is shouted down and the arbitrary actions of demagogues are supported instead, just because some idiotic clause in a T&C is breached and that is seen as more important than doing what it right. Sheesh. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, but I know you aren't. Pathetic.

    1. Re:Agreed --- that's the only fair approach by BKX · · Score: 1

      "However, I feel I need to go further than merely agree with and justify the suggestion. I also want to express my dismay at the completely pathetic responses that the suggestion received, with not a shred of clear reasoning. Slashdot has truly gone downhill, when a technological solution is shouted down and the arbitrary actions of demagogues are supported instead, just because some idiotic clause in a T&C is breached and that is seen as more important than doing what it right. Sheesh. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, but I know you aren't. Pathetic."

      I completely agree. When I first used Slashdot years ago (I checked Slashdot daily way before moderators, YRO or even category icons. I even remember once going back to check all the articles ever posted prior to that day and having that only take a few hours.), the attitudes of the people on /. were completely different. Things that would have received lively debate and laughter now get me modded down as a troll or off-topic. Hell, even this will probably get modded down, just because people don't agree with it. I think the biggest problem is that non-geeks post in these forums more often and muddy up the waters quite a damn bit with their mainstream extremism. I have to say, you people are getting ridiculous.

  797. Re:abuse of power by TeraCo · · Score: 1

    I guess what you can really take out of that is 'Don't name your kids assfinger, or God will strike them down'.

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    Not Meta-modding due to apathy.
  798. UID 31337 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of 5 digit UIDs. My friend had UID 31337 when he signed up for Slashdot. If I remember correctly, either his account was deleted or his UID was changed with no explination. Funny I should bring that up in this thread.

    1. Re:UID 31337 by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I remember the guy who had the UID 69069, he even had a sig championing the greatness of his UID.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  799. Re:abuse of power by ricewind · · Score: 1
    The one thing I can't get past in this, is why they "waited" [...] until level 45 to change it?
    I had 2 of my World of Warcraft characters have forced name changes; one of those was level 60. I'm positive the only reason that I was forged to change was because I submitted a 2nd GM ticket when the 1st response I got didn't actually help me at all.

    Like Taco, I was snagged by the "no titles" clause - I was "Drcarrot" and "Drhand". I also blogged about this but I think more people read Taco's rant than mine :)

  800. Didn't you play on Karana way back in the day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It might have been hemos or CowboyNeal, but I ran into one of you after you mentioned it on Geeks in Space. I remember giving whomever it was a set of Bronze... nothing much but I did do it because I knew who they were. I doubt you remember me specifically and I figured I was one of many, even joked about a quid pro quo of karma.

    Posting as an AC because I don't really want that karma =D, not that you even have a remote chance of reading this comment.

  801. Same happens to me.. by Edd!3 · · Score: 1

    I've loved the nickname "E D D ! 3" I also try it where ever I go. I get really upset when systems don't accept spaces or even worse charaters like "!" which should be aloud everywhere. It's not like it's an email which cannot accept spaces, but it's just stored in a database which is fully capable of storing a space.

  802. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    There were conspiracy theories all over the place that somehow we were gaining financially through the spread of Linux (ha!)

    When your ticker symbol is LNUX, that's not a conspiracy theory, it's marketing!

    --
    Whenever I hear the word 'Innovation', I reach for my pistol.
  803. As a former Sony GM by humankind · · Score: 1

    I've always had problems with the naming policy.

    The TOS states that "offensive" names were against the rules, specifically names of dieties. So if you created a character that was similar to 'Jesus' that was against the rules. This is supposedly because other "Christian" players would complain that it is offensive (meanwhile they might worship in-game Gods such as Rallos Zek, Karana or Fennin Ro). I always felt this was a total and complete breach of the line between fantasy and reality, and I really felt sorry for the losers who would be upset over these issues, but more sorry for SOE who felt compelled to pander to a minority of whiny idiots.

    The same goes for the title system. We too, were forced to deal with those who implemented pseudo-titles into their character names, but at least Sony allowed older characters to be grandfathered into the system and slide by.

    After wasting more than four years of my life playing and moderating these games, I woke up one morning and realize that sunshine was kinda rad. My advice is that if you boycott any game that doesn't make gameplay fun, and this sounds just like that kind of scenario, which is why I quit Everquest and all those similar glass-eating games.

  804. That is something up with which he should not put! by Gnuontz · · Score: 1

    Pardon my Churchill parody. I play WOW. So does my 13 yr old daughter. So do many of our friends. The point being that as we venture into new territory in reality, be it virtual identity, property, or merely virtuality it self :! People should rail against the establishment, question the rules, and raise arguement against the imposing of absurd boundaries upon our experience. To fail to do so is to forfeit the right to complain about anything. Raising the flag of rebellion is a lifestyle choice, some use humor and public rants, some use other less civilized forms. Personally I prefer to rebel in a manner that encourages change in a nonviolent manner rather than jumping to the extreme. You ask yourself is it serious enough to bitch about, is it serious enough to write about? The answer is OFCOURSE IT IS. The option is to become sheep and walk blindly into that gentle goodnight. I salute Rob for bringing a private pain into a public forum and offering us his humanity to tramp on, it takes some bravery to do that.

  805. What about CA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah, you should've told these n00bs about the Pengo Affair ;-]

    Oh, right, we're probably still not confirming or denying that existed. Hmmm...

  806. Detweiler's Theory of Nymity by xPsi · · Score: 1
    What's in an online name anyway? I have my favorites too, but why do I draw any kind of sense of identity from them at all? Why have I grown so comfortable hiding behind pseudo-anonymnity? What would prompt CmdrTaco to feel so Violated he posts an (entertaining and interesting) epic editorial about it? And what nerdy discussion about online name fixations would be complete without some kind of reference to Detwiler's Theory of Nymity, a ranty but surprisingly interesting FAQ from Usenet's Golden Age (see Cypherpunk):

    L. Detweiler's entry in Net.Legends.FAQ

    L. Detweiler (you are all TENTACLES of the CYPHERpunk anarchoSYNDICALIST
    pseudospoofing CONSPIRACY; everyone who contacts me via post or email is a
    tentacle of a single Medusa):
    All information relevant has been deleted (probably by the cypherpunk
    pseudospoofers); ask around - old-timers can tell you about him, through
    "safe" avenues (like email). Warning: attempting to disillusion him of
    his theories usually results in threatening mail and getting incorporated
    into said theories. Handle With Extreme Care. Appeared occasionally on
    the news.* hierarchy (for instance, news.admin.policy), crossposted to hell
    and back. Author of the Internet Anonymity FAQ and the InterNet Writer Resource
    Guide, pre-legendary status... first name apparently Lawrence or Larry.
    Contrib. post:
    >I think this article was some sort of satire but I fell asleep on
    >the spacebar and, ya know, I just don't get it. Anyone care to boil it
    >down to a sentence or two?
    Yes. L. Detweiler, the guy who posts as an12070, and who also posts
    (now less frequently) under his own account
    "ld231782@longs.lance.colostate.edu", is a paranoid psychotic (or
    someone doing a good parody of one) who believes there is a nationwide
    conspiracy out to get him, said conspiracy consisting of almost every
    prominent cryptographer on the net. He periodically rants against this
    conspiracy. He makes lots of extremely bizarre claims, such as stating
    that every person posting articles saying he's nuts is in fact a
    pseudonym of the great conpiratorial group. He's pretty much
    ignorable, although he has sent death threats to a large number of
    people that some have taken seriously.
    --
    ...This *may* all be a "front"; he comes across as relatively sane in
    email (just don't mention Nick Szabo or Tim C. May...). There's really no
    way to tell, which may actually be the point of all this... Was peculiarly
    insistent on wanting to become the poster of *this* FAQ as well (to the
    point of my having to tell the news.answers team "Don't approve this unless I
    send it to you"...). Posted as ld231782@<various>.lance.colostate.edu (L.
    Detweiler) and an12070@anon.penet.fi (various constantly-changing identities)
    - this last address has been disabled by the anon server's sysadmin, and was
    been proven to be him on several different occasions, although he was hiding
    it fiercely for a time... his Colorado address has gone also (2/94), according
    to the sysadmin; this impending loss apparently prompted the Blacknet notices.
    He's not been seen since from that address - but beware: anyone who "talk"s
    you may actually be either Detweiler or a Tentacle incognito... MUAaahahaaa!!!
    The person posting to (among other places) news.admin.* as tmp@netcom.com is,
    if not this entity, making a good run at attempting to imitate Detweiler
    (posting to all the same old places, antagonizing Tim May, having S. Boxx and
    Blacknet show up in tmp@'s constantly-changing .sigs, assuming a dizzying
    variety of identities...) - but with somewhat better material this time
    around... and given Detweiler's bee-in-the-bonnet, impersonating him
    succe

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    i\hbar\dot{\psi}=\hat{H}\psi
  807. WoW session transcript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Operator: Main screen turn on.
    CmdrTaco: It's you !!
    Stormwind: How are you gentlemen !!
    Stormwind: All your name are belong to us.
    Stormwind: You are on the way to destruction.
    CmdrTaco: What you say !!
    Stormwind: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Sotrmwind: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

    Stormwind>
    All your name are belong to us.
    For great justice take off every CmdrTaco.

  808. Fight for what is right! by au3276f8ads7bfsad76s · · Score: 1

    In the game I play, a certain player, named 'SweatySack' had his name changed by GMs. After a week or two of arguing, he was granted his name back.

    Fight for your SweatySack!

  809. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Artifex · · Score: 1
    Emmett, this should be cut and pasted into the FAQ. And the last comment should be in bpld, for people who still don't get it:
    Also, he might have to do this two-hundred times a day.


    If I'm passionate about something enough to submit it, I'm usually passionate enough to give it a JE, also. That way, my friends will have a chance to see it, regardless. In fact, I usually just do the JE :) (On my higher-uid account. I can't vote with this one, any more)
    --
    Get off my launchpad!
  810. Re:abuse of power by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

    If you don't like the way the site is run, make your own.

    This isn't as blase as it would appear, I'm being serious.

    If your way of looking at the world is so different from the way the Editors and posters here view it then maybe you could start your own site that caters for people just like you, after all, you can't be one of a kind, there has got to be others like you that would love to read and reply to things that matter to you.

    This is what the internet is about, blogs, forums, wikis, you have them all at your disposal, hell, I'd even host it on my server if nobody else would. You have something to say, say it. If it is interesting to enough people slap some banners on it and OSDN might buy it.

    Don't live by other people's rules, if they don't suit you go create your own.

    --

    Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
  811. That's nothing! by BlastM · · Score: 1

    If you have a 6 digit UID (or none at all) you're at least in with a chance to pickup at real bars.

  812. karma caught up with you. by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1
    A real human is wearing a shroud of anonymity and handing out the bitchslap to a total stranger. That really makes the whole experience even more dehumanizing. In a massive virtual world, we're still people.


    Cry me a motherfucking river. Hows it feel to be on the reciving end, bitch? How many 'trolls' and no-so-much 'trolls' do you do this to with bitchslap.pl? I'm glad the universe has a sense of justice.
    --
    But this is slashdot. A slashdoter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber!
    1. Re:karma caught up with you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU Vlaggot. All the "old-school trolls" hate your sorry ass. You make Malda look like an intelligent human being by comparison. Karma indeed. Did you get enjoy getting repeatedly owned, schooled, stalked, harassed, and pwned by the "old-school trolls" that you now appeal to?

  813. Re:abuse of power by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

    You sound like Apple on the late 80's....

    My father was a Principal at a K-7 school. He wanted to buy some Apple computers for the school. To do this he was required to:
    1)Buy from a specific vendor who was not currently school board approved that Apple had deemed "The Education Market Supplier" in their infinite wisdom.
    2)Fill out lots and lots of obnoxious forms.
    3)Undergo a buying proceedure that was outside of the board-approved puchasing methods. (They refused to give him a bid/cost sheet before he ordered, among other things)
    4)Put up with rude arrogant asshole salespeople.

    The school bought commodores......

    Cheaper, no fscking hassles, nice salespeople, and all within Board-approved purchasing proceedures.

    Being shitty to the people who keep you in business is a good way to trash your company. Ask Apple, they know all about it. They had 10% marketshare at one point, there's a valid reason it dropped to under 3% before Job's return.

    Fuck the rules, if they annoy customers and don't help your business, then they're probably hurting you. And sooner or later it'll cost you money/marketshare.

  814. WAAAAAH!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like baby needs his binky.

    Grow up, Taco. They run their game the way you run your website.

  815. Does anyone remember Prodigy's censor "Cato"? by strat · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else here remember the way the very uptight folks at Prodigy used to sign their "your message has been censored" posts with the name "Cato", the Roman guardian of morals?

    Of course, these people were already bent out of shape because people started mailing lists and things despite the fact that Prodigy's entire architecture was optimized to deliver messages and content from the corporate producers to the people and not back upstream.

  816. Re:abuse of power by mibus · · Score: 1

    Thanks for saying it! Slashdot has always been my soapbox. It was my soapbox before any of you read it. And it still is. I just choose not to use it as often today as I did 8 years ago. But I felt that this was important enough to talk about.

    I enjoy reading soapboxy editorial-type stuff like this. I think it'd be nice if you did it more often!

    (Incidentally, I'm also a Rob M, *and* we share a birthday :)

  817. People complain about no GMs ... I dont miss em by joemontoya · · Score: 1
    The fewer GMs there are around the less likely stupid crap like this is to happen. In EQ, I had one tell me I might have to change my name, I had it for 3 years - nothing ever came of it.

    I never had a positive experience with a GM on any MMO.

  818. Hence a MMORPG --RP-G. by diorcc · · Score: 1

    A MMORPG is a Massively Multiplayer Online ROLE-PLAYING GAME. And I stress the last ones because that is the Genre it represents.

    You'll ask yourselves, what is roleplaying? And google will tell you this: http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q =roleplaying&sourceid=opera&num=100&ie=utf-8&oe=ut f-8

    Given that you read through some of them you will find out that, hey RP is cool, and, hey maybe I didn't bother to check the game genre :P

    There are many games that claim to be RPG's. And each game can be more or less RPish than another. Depending on the level of RP then the game will have stricter rules as to the character creation than others.

    Working on a free roleplaying game myself ( www.etheria.org for those interested), I really gate it when I see people trying to use a name such as "L33tm0f0/ McDonalds / Cm3rd / XnyxNick and finally (:P) CmdrTaco"!

    If you can't understand that and are too lazy to go over the term on most sites on that google page... let me just tell you this.

    In any Roleplaying game you create a character, that character is NOT you, it is a character you create to play. You're the one pulling the strings behind the character, play his role, thus roleplay. Now when you go and tack your nickname on there, not only do you break the rule of the X Game's acceptable (possible) character names, but you're basically trying to play yourself in a game. Now don't get me wrong, even the best Roleplayers add some parts of themselves to the characters they create, but they understand that you and your character as different entities. There are other MMO games that do not require anything RPish, however you are still RPing in a sense since you are playing a CHARACTER that is not you. But I guess that concept is too hard for some to get ;) Otherwise if you were completely unaware of RP, well then you've been missing out on the best part of the game - Human creativity and interaction. I do encourage you or anyone to get into it, its a game that is above all creative, and once you are in it, will never be bored of it (The act of Roleplaying;).

    Thus I find it really FUNNY that they would let you play that long without catching your name. Thats means they're WAY understaffed, or their current staff are RP-dumb. Oh and some h8: WoW sucks a few times over, it wants to call itself a MMORPG however in some areas of the game its just a MMO. The combat system though rules ;)

  819. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1
    Fourth, you might have a history of being a pain in the ass, and I might have rejected your story because you called me a jerk one time on IRC.

    And this attitude, more than anything else, makes me think Rob got exactly what he deserved. Karma (the real thing, not the silly number system) is a bitch sometimes. I'm glad that his finally caught up with him.
    --
    But this is slashdot. A slashdoter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber!
  820. Re:Only people with REAL power need to be accounta by ptarjan · · Score: 1

    How far do you take accountability? Should every decision a parent makes be monitored by someone? Should my own decisions for what I do be moderated? You have to draw the line somewhere. I'm not saying the line is drawn in the correct place, just that you need a line, below which you aren't accountable for.

  821. Pathetic by Kelson · · Score: 1

    Is it just my imagination, or are the more posts whining about whether this belongs on Slashdot than about questions of online identity?

    At 1500 I don't really feel like reading them all to get exact numbers, but that's certainly the impression I'm getting.

  822. Re:Um, am I the only one? by Kelson · · Score: 1

    Because 15-year-old trolls are so much more mature.

    Seriously, I gave up on OSNews and Slashdot maybe a year and a half ago -- for the same reasons. I've been back on Slashdot for a couple of months, but it doesn't seem to have changed much.

  823. Article missing something.... by dhbiker · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is the article missing something....like what was wrong with the name cmdrtaco !!?!?! Can someone enlighten us all (or at least me)?

  824. names I use online by sashang · · Score: 1

    I thought CmdrTaco is an innocuous name. It's pretty lame of Blizzard to change your name. It's your character for fuck sakes, and your name. I'd dump WoW or any MMORPG I was playing if they wanted me to change my name. These are the names of some of my characters and I geting away with it for the moment: Hurtswhen Ipee Fertill Lyzemee Icesuk Peenus

    1. Re:names I use online by sashang · · Score: 1

      I should have spaced that better:
      Hurtswhen Ipee
      Fertill Lyzemee
      Icesuk Peenus
      I use these names on Guild Wars and nobody complains. Ok someone wouldn't let me join their guild because of the last name but they were probably gay anyway.

  825. Re: Republican Morality by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0
    Republican Morality: Mass murder good. Loving a person Evil. What sick fucks.

    I remember my tears of joy the day the delegation enshrined our Republican belief that "Loving a person is Evil". Glad to see you guys are finally embracing truth. Cough. Snort. Giggle.

    --
    Sometimes at night I imagine the darkness is filled with horrible things with too many teeth, like Julia Roberts.
  826. impossible by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 1
    I don't know how a filter is supposed to recognize every conceivable pop culture reference. We know it's famous, but an algorhythm wouldn't.

    If I hypothetically was going to play WoW, how would I be able to create a name that I know would not look like someone who is famous somewhere? What if I happen to choose the name of some American famous person (say a senator) by accident? An Australian minister? Some trance "music" person? I certainly would never know

    Luckily, I'm not playing WoW, but atitd. From the names I've seen, I think pretty much anything goes. Oh, and ridiculous names get, well, ridiculed by your peers, and everyone is allowed one name change. A much better way to handle things.

    --
    Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
  827. Revenge! by AviN456 · · Score: 1

    If we slashdot them, maybe Blizzard will take notice? Everyone start clicking here, and don't stop!

    --
    - Just because we CAN do a thing, does not mean we SHOULD do that thing.
  828. Same feelings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know exactly what you mean, I used mexxa as my online alias and I find the only other names I enter games into (normally) are just versions of the same theme (mex, mexinater etc)...

  829. Nerf pallies by kalman5 · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you shielded ?

  830. Didn't you hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working as intended.

  831. Re:Bizzard sadly have crap support, and don't care by @madeus · · Score: 1

    First, 10,000 xp isn't that much.Second, re-rolling makes exactly zero sense, since you would need to get MORE then the tens of thousands XP you lost to get where you where before the 'bug' happened.

    I didn't just lose 10,000 XP though - I wish. That's a lot of mobs to grind, but still that would have been bearable if still very grating.

    As you later acknowledged - but chose to ignore here - I lost _tens of thousands_ of XP, to the point where my character actually de-levelled (and subsequently lost skills I'd spent several gold on, presumably because after de-levelling I no longer qualified for them).

    As you don't get it:

    Re-rolling was an option worthy of consideration because at least doing quests is more fun - and can be considerably quicker - that purely grinding on mobs (which give comparably poorer XP in WoW) in order to rebuild my character. If I wanted to grind the same mobs for several days to level up, I'd play Lineage 2.

    Third, Penny-Arcade did have a situation that involved GM's and they said it was a pleasant experience.

    Not that your point is in any way relevant, but yes, I'm aware of that. I also remember how much they bitched about the system when they couldn't get on either.

    The point, which you somehow missed entirely, is that if the service was as shitty in the US as it is in Europe (particularly for customers with characters on the newer servers, which are hosted separately to the rest) then you'd be hearing a lot more about it.

    Forth, Unless you can get tens of thousands of experience in under 30 minutes, you character has been submitted and updated to the server. If it had not, the quest would not be marked completed.

    I can confirm I didn't magically get tens of thousands of experience in under 30 minutes (oh look - you noted it was plural now) and yes I'm sure the server had indeed kept track of it.

    As I pointed out to Blizzard support at the time (repeatedly), my character had more XP _5 days ago_ than it had after WoW decided to act randomly and get busy with the XP nerf bat, and they could have checked the backups.

    In fact, if I really had done all the quests marked as complete in my quest log (including all the recent ones I'd done over the last few days) it would frankly have been bloody hard for me to be still only have as much XP as my character was reduced to.

    Fifth, If this was possible, the exploitation community would have abused it beyond all recognition.
    Sixth, character data is not really kept locally. If it was, there would be a bevy of injection exploits that would have stopped the game.


    Obviously it's not just a client side fault (more like dubious transaction handling I strongly suspect), so I don't know why you'd think it would be exploitable remotely.

  832. Line has to be drawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The line of which names are acceptable and which are not has to be drawn somewhere. Names of objects such as "Airplane" or "Applepie" cannot be accepted. Neither can random jibberish such as "DdfgFgsIk" or names such as "X" or very long names.

    You should have read the rules and make sure your name conforms to the rules.
    But the game should have done some basics to verify that the name was valid when you created the character.

    And for a roleplaying game, you should have a good name and while CmdrTaco is a good name for example IRC, in a roleplaying game it is bad. "Tacoina" or "Tacoiro" would be a better one that fits into the game and sounds more like a real name.

  833. Service software by ledow · · Score: 1

    Although I understand (and partially sympathise) with this, there is also a factor of ownership here. Play on a Counterstrike server and rename yourself to the most obnoxious name possible or the name of the admin, or even "Admin". How long before you're kicked/banned?

    Although your name is fairly placid and not offensive, the servers and their admins determine what you can and cannot do. I don't know how often I've had to kick people from CS servers for doing stuff I don't want them to... not rushing, not defusing, not renaming, not shutting up even. I occasionally hear cries of "it's a free country" etc. but I don't heed them.

    When **I'm** paying for the PC, the hosting, the bandwidth, the maintenance and the time, I want my server to be about playing the game, not insulting each other, not pissing about, not "trying out something", just players who know how to play, playing. You want a 1 on 1 knife-fight? Go play elsewhere. You wanna start talking about the drugs you were doing last night? I don't want you to be on my server. Go play elsewhere.

    It's VERY "it's my ball and you're not playing" but when it's my server, built by me, paid for by me and run for my and my friends entertainment, I don't want people to do anything that ruins that.

    Now, my personal server versus a MMORPG is a bit different. If you're a paying customer, they have some obligation to yourself to maintain your enjoyment of the system. They also have a responsibility to their other players, as well, so abuse of the system is dealt with harshly. Having said that, a non-offensive name is hardly abuse, but you have decided to use THEIR game, THEIR servers, THEIR world and thereby have to play by their rules, no matter how dumb they are.

    The fact that support or appeal is non-existent is partly their fault, partly yours. Would you pay for a boxed game that offered absolutely no installation instructions, no support line, no patches? Possibly but then if it goes wrong, who's to blame? You for buying it.

    This is my major problem with Steam, always has been. The fact that I could be accidentally (or purposefully) banned from playing on any Steam server ever, by the people who run Steam, is not something I like to think about. I will probably never give them any cause to ban me but they could and that I don't like.

    Effectively, any centrally controlled online game has some form of DRM - they get to choose how, when, if and on what terms we play their game. Steam has appeal processes, real humans behind it to talk to. They have clear guidelines - don't cheat, don't type in stolen credit cards when purchasing, etc. but at the end of the day if Valve shuts it down like it did WON, or turfs me out, I'll have no way to get back in. I will have to find an alternate gaming venue (WON substitutes, most probably).

    This is the price you pay for service-oriented software. My copy of Counterstrike will always work on my home machine (I have the original WON versions). If I want to play multiplayer, I have to abide by what Steam tells me or find ways to circumvent the Steam restrictions (I've actually played some multiplayer games quite happily over the internet by setting up small PPTP networks and letting it think it's playing over a local LAN).

    My Microsoft Word 2000 isn't going to suddenly stop working, it's even under WINE so if MS decided to change their latest operating system to stop it working, they can't touch it. That's REAL software. It might have a horrible EULA but at least it's on my machine and stays there.

    You've come across just one of many problems of software as a service.

  834. LOL... by StormKrow · · Score: 1

    in the words of most of the people you'd play with.. .."OMGWTFPWND!!! now stfu noob"..

    just kidding...

    Anyway, I've found that most of the GM's don't have very good critical thinking skills and aren't able to grasp what's a violation and what's not. The operate on the premiss that if someone reports something it must be wrong, and rely on the gaming community to do their job for them.

    The only thing I can tell you is to start reporting every name you see that has some sort of title in the name. They won't won't bend on anything, so you might as well give them something to do. (because we all know they don't do anything but mash buttons and show you their l33t GM macro'ing skills.

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    Who cares about the ozone layer?...thanks to CFC's I can write my name......IN CHEESE!!!
  835. Re:abuse of power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you seeeee the real me, doctor?

  836. Nick "eurobendel" for datingservice is a bad idea by eurobendel · · Score: 1

    I had a similar experience: I was not allowed to join a dating-service when using my nick "eurobendel" because it was "offencive". ...well, who would date a bendel(worm) anyway? :-)

  837. Re:abuse of power by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    Actually, I have a fairly high user ID because I didn't get an account right away. I probably read the posts for a couple of years before that. I didn't even know what Linux was until I saw that on ZDTV or something. They also had a show on /. K5 at the time. I used to read PC Magazine and Byte way before that. PC Mag began to really suck in my view at that time or should I say in hind sight that it did way before that.

    I'm not complaining.

  838. My name was WARMPINKNWET. by supersheepboy · · Score: 1

    So my name was gnome mage WARMPINKNWET on Cenarius server. Someone reported that my name was offensive. I have talked to other girls on my campus and they said WARMPINKNWET was 'gross' or 'disgusting'. So they changed that, ruffled through the other names and they changed another character's name (gnome rogue ANALRIPPAGE) to some stupid nonsensical name.

  839. Re:I am not the Mikhail Sergeyvich Gorbachev by Andre_PC · · Score: 1

    Hey, great idea! I guess I will use a big politic russian name to piss some ppl off :P

  840. Same thing happened to me in Star Wars Galaxy by RancidMilk · · Score: 1

    I was "StarWarsJunkie" throughout the beta of the game, and I made my character represent that. Once the real game started, I was confronted after a month or so, and they made me change my name. Now, having one of the most ugliest players possible, I thought this was pretty f*ed up. So I asked the moderator that confronted me to change it to Fuba Rotha (FubaR). He didn't catch it, and I was home free!

  841. Rules by tanker27 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Blizzard made the rules. You only have two choices 1) accept it and move on or 2) Don't play the game and don't pay the fees. You accept a LUA that states pretty claerly the naming rules. I have no sympathy. The fact that you are trying to trash Blizzard even makes the situation that much worse. Get over it. It just a game.

  842. Re:abuse of power by orasio · · Score: 1

    Try talking to most married women. Changing your name causes all kinds of problems. (But so does not changing your name. What a world.)


    What a _country_. The world is not all like that.

    I live in Uruguay, and most women keep their own names when they marry. Some very old ladies use their husbands name _after_their full names ("Mirtha Legrand _de_ Tinayre" , "de" means something like "property of"), reminiscent of the times when women were the property of their husbands. Anyhow, in the "last name" fields of a form, they use their own family name.

    Changing the last name from the fathers name to the husbands name could have lots of interpretations, none sounds nice to me.

    Isn't that regarded as an sexist issue in the US?

  843. Comparison to speeding law enforcement by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

    ...there are lots of people who speed on the roads, and yet not all of them are pulled over and given tickets.

    Indeed, U.S. speeding laws are enforced unfairly. Certain genders, races, and car colors are systematically ticketed more than others. The fact is that police officers are willing to merely warn pretty young blond women in green minivans for the same violations for which they would routinely ticket a Hispanic man driving a Mustang. The punishment for speeding must be too harsh if cops are occasionally willing to forgive violators.

    Traffic fines are just a hidden tax on the minority working man. Why aren't fines a percentage of income, to make the disincentive equitable?

    Blizzard does not have the excuse that cops do: they can catch every violator if they make their rules clear. If the rule is so important to the integrity of the game, then they must expend the resources to enforce it fairly and thoroughly.

    With today's technology, cops have lost their excuse, too. We could easily identify speeders by EasyPass records, or by tracking cell phones and OnStar by GPS. Automatic cameras can ticket violators with no human intervention. Privacy concern is not the reason why we don't use these methods: it is because everybody knows how ridiculous most posted speed limits are and nobody thinks it would be a good idea to actually punish every violator.

  844. Re:RIGHT! Some facts here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My thoughts exactly, minus the insults. When Blizzard annoucned their uptight naming policy there was an uproar of people crying about getting thier names changed and whatnot and now he's whining about getting his name changed, next time read the eula, besides cmdrtaco is a stupid name for a paladin.

    ps my verification word is condom

  845. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by WillfulActs · · Score: 1

    Do you watch the tv show Boston Legal(lawyer show with Shatner)? The word schadenfreude was used on the show in a closing argument and also at the end of the show.

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    "I drank what?" -- Socrates
  846. Singling out by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    I think the WoW GM's are just spot checking which from a player standpoint does feel like being picked on.

    I had someone on my server ask me "How'd you get that name?" referring to my dwarf warrior, Bombur (from Tolkien's "The Hobbit"). I stated that I'd had it since I created him in December.

    This player went on to describe how a friend of his made a character of "JediKnight" or "Darth(random name)" and was told almost immediatley after logging in that his name vioalted the TOS and must be changed.

    I figure I've been lucky, or more realistically, George Lucas' lawyers are much more threatening than anyone from the Tolkien estate. :-)

    I, too, am attached to my psuedonym of 21 years now (It's not my login here, nor will I provide it since some random jerk might see it and register it elsewhere just for the chaos factor of it.) I was grateful to get that char name in WoW, and I'm grateful that it's not from literature, a movie or anything else that might cause it to be censored or changed.

  847. No sympathy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    E-lebrity status on Slashdot doesn't give you the right to act like an immersion-ruining jerk. Now if only they'd be thorough enough to get all the other terrible names. If you want to "pwn noobs," go play an FPS.

  848. Not only this problem but also with short logins by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    In Warcraft III I used to be able to enter as Rebel)Wildchild; which is a variant of the nickname "Rebel Freaking Wildchild" on these dungeons. Since World of Warcraft is out the maximum amount of letters is not (15chars) rebel)wildchild but (12 char) rblwildchild. Which automatically forces you to use a name that is 12 chars long; which also automatically means if you got a name larger than 12 chars you are forced to shorten your name.

    No active namevoting; why can they do it in other text-based muds (the Smaug base had it years ago; and why can't an advanced multiplayer game like World of Warcraft?.

    traveltimes; The time I am travelling I am mostly working because it takes me roughly 10 minutes to fly from the one side of the other side of the island. Why? This is a game made for fast action, fast responses and fast dying if you do not watch out and still for a 10 minute combat you need to wait 12 to 15 minutes before reaching your location. Why not build a "train" or so which brings you from 0 to 1 minute from the one side of the island to the other?

    DHK's; The joke of the century, giving lowbies the chance to use their flightmaster or shopkeeper to get their stuff done. Why not putting such vital (citizen) characters as not attackable? Remove the DHK's which you also "earn" IN GROUP by one or another noobish player; while you're not even touching a citizen in the first place. It gave me 2 of the 3 DHK's for free because someone in a RAID decided a citizen can be attacked too. An entire raid group of 20-30 people can be put in danger by 1 attacking or killing a citizen. Where's the logic?

    Rebel Freaking Wildchild on WOW

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    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  849. What can you expect by rfc1394 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is a company that has sued customers for developing competing game systems. Similar to the RIAA suing customers over alleged infringing file sharing - even threatening lawsuits where there is apparently only suspicions and no proof, unless massive payments effectively amounting to extortion are paid - when an organization has no respect for its customers and resorts to lawsuits, you shouldn't expect much respect from them (consider SCO and its actions against Autozone and Chrysler, for example.)

    So expecting much respect from Blizzard is a futile and chimerical standing. Perhaps you should sue them in response, their rules may be unreasonable and / or unconsionable. If nothing else it will force them to spend thousands to defend their stand and perhaps might make them reconsider.

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    The lessons of history teach us - if they teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
  850. Blizzard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. The policys that they have about naming are very standard as you can tell from multiple posts already. No point to blame Blizzard or the GM who probly could give a crap less what your name is. (not saying you are but other /. users seem to be)
    2. Try contacting them via the forums, they seem to have a lot of moderation on the forums.
    3. I suggest making a newbie character with your name and not using it to at least hold the name and prevent others from trying to take your online identity.

  851. Re: Republican Morality by Darby · · Score: 1

    Ah, but actions do, in fact, speak far louder than words. That's the point.

  852. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Emmettfish · · Score: 1

    I don't own a television, and I was aware of the term in high school, way over ten years ago.

  853. Interesting... by sicariusdracus · · Score: 1

    I've killed you a few times (as Cmdrtaco) because I was angry at you for stealing your own name... Sorry for spitting on you all those times. BTW, you need better gear. ^_^ (Darksicarius of Az'galor)

  854. Name Suggestions by NuShrike · · Score: 2, Funny

    /. CmdrTaco
    Sir CmdrTaco
    Mr CmdrTaco
    Violated CmdrTaco

  855. Online Identity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your example is another of what I think has become a fairly notable problem in the online community. Simply put, there's no good way of getting an identity and holding onto it.

    I harken back to the pre-WWW days of internet usage and the item I really miss from that time period is the simple ability to get a reasonable account name. More importantly, to get that same account name _everywhere_.

    These days your only hope of doing that is to choose someone truly outlandish or just flat out inane and then make sure you don't gain any notoriety anywhere you interact. As CmdrTaco already mentioned, these days even with his limited fame, people have already grabbed his ID on multiple systems.

    That just flat out blows.

    I'd love to have a centralized account recognition system that allows you ONE account name per human. Sure, there may be billions of people in the world, but let's face it, I'm already competing with them at hotmail for an account anyways. At least this way I'd only be competing with them once, instead of each one several times, and the countless stupid internet squatters who simply grab any decent sounding name they can think of and tuck it away.

    Give me one blasted identity that I can use and be recognized with. I can't use my RL name, because there's countless people using that on the net now too. I just want to CLAIM something as mine, and know that only I will be using it. Even if it becomes spamcow497, at least I'll be the only darn spamcow497 in the world. And that, would be a mighty good thing right there.

  856. Re:abuse of power by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    To be honest, it's not like they're asking a lot here. WoW wouldn't be a market leader if your comparison to 1980s Apple were close.

    Don't cheat, don't grief or harass other players, don't use foul language, and choose a name that fits within the naming rules. (And if you're on a RP server, stay in character in in-character chat channels.) But if you don't like these rules, you're right: "Don't play" is always an option. There are lots of other games out there.

  857. Re:Only people with REAL power need to be accounta by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    As I say... when you exert a power you have that affects other people, your actions should be accountable. And in general on a day-to-day basis they are, thanks (in theory) to police and criminal and civil laws. There is generally an avenue for redress for what you do to someone who is on an equal footing with you, and to some extent to someone who is on a lower footing than you.

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    Terrorists can attack freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.
  858. They haven't made me change Reverendjim yet. by mshaver · · Score: 1

    One of my characters on WoW has the name Reverendjim. Have not been forced to change it yet.

  859. that sucks by allforcarrie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sucks that you have to change it but the bottom line is that you didnt follow the rules.

  860. new name by bobs666 · · Score: 1

    Its there world... I agree

    So pick a new name.
    How about ''SlashTaco''.
    IMHO everyone, important, will get it.

    As for your posting on /. its your world!
    Its not our place to complain.

  861. Re:Really? Now you know how it feels (bitchslappin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Score -999, Doesn't Learn)

  862. I am sirshannon and I feel your pain by sirshannon · · Score: 1

    trying to sign up for a service and finding out that someone already claims to be sirshannon is like going to a high school reunion and being told "sorry, someone else already said they're you, you can't come in".

    Having your nickname stripped from you for no good reason would have to be an psychological blow. Demented and sad, but still a blow.

  863. Re:Just like when they reject an article on slashd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STFU Vlaggot. All the "old-school trolls" hate your sorry ass. You make Malda look like an intelligent human being by comparison. Karma indeed. Did you get enjoy getting repeatedly owned, schooled, stalked, harassed, and pwned by the "old-school trolls" that you now appeal to?

  864. Even more unfortunate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...given the things some people get away with.

    I play on a WoW Europe "English" server. Based on observation, the server language is probably the first language of less than a third of the players. As it happens, I speak a smattering of several languages, and between the ones I sort-of speak, the ones related to them, and the mix of nationalities on the server, I can make sense of most of the non-English that's used in-game*. What's almost funny is seeing the names that some of the non-English-speakers manage to get away with. There's a toon running around on my server, for example, whose name in Dutch is, to paraphrase, an invitation to immediate sex. Level 50+, so it's been around for a fair amount of time - presumably the GMs have no idea what it means, and no-one who does has cared enough to complain.

    You have my sympathy. I've nine toons, and every one of them would feel sullied and alien, were I suddenly and arbitrarily to have to rename them. On the one side, the GM was only doing his/her job, but it was done with a complete lack of sensitivity that the complete lack of any appeals mechanism only makes the more unfortunate.

    *Except the Finns, and we have a lot of those.

  865. Re:abuse of power by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

    At the time Apple WAS the market leader in schools by leaps and bounds. At the time the school started using the Apple IIs for business, IBM didn't make PCs yet. It was widely understood at the time that you HAD to use for k12 labs.

    This was all pre-Mac...

  866. Scott Lockwood... by Kiaser+Wilhelm+II · · Score: 1

    Thinks he is an "old school" troll.

    ROFLAMO!!!!!

    Burn in Hell, Cockwood.

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    Destroyer of Mercatur.Net
  867. Katz?! by StupidKatz · · Score: 1

    I signed up for a /. account after I read one of his inane reviews... and before I realized how pointless the exercise would be.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=13201&cid=8758 3 :P

  868. Good to see you still feel that way... by stoborrobots · · Score: 1
    Slashdot is not a normal news site. Never has been.

    I especially liked the way you phrased it to The Screen Savers last year...
    ... You can go to CNN and see very straight-laced, spell-checked, fact-checked summary of the day's events. Or you can go somewhere like Slashdot ...
    (Yeah, selective quoting is fun... But I mean it with admiration, really. :-))

    Since we have your ear, Rob, I'd probably like to make some insightful comment about the kinds of things we as a community would appreciate seeing... To be honest, I don't think that I could achieve that, but at least, I'll make an inane comment, and we'll see if anyone else feels like interjecting...

    You've said elsewhere in this thread that you don't have time to comment here because you guys are so busy with running the site... I know that some of us would be happy with a couple fewer stories per day, in exchange from a few comments from you guys... It makes a world of difference when you can see that those at the top of the pile still act and feel like the rest of us...

    (PS, to all those actually care: yes, that is the same article as in my .sig, and the paraphrasing there was done to fit in the 120 char limit, as well as to target the haters who complain about dupes, spelling and grammar.)
  869. There is another spin to this by kfsone · · Score: 1

    Clearly the name "CmdrTaco" is likely to be recognized by either Blizzard staff or /. readers who play WoW. It's entirely possible that one of your readers saw the name and reported it, because that tends to be how names get changed rather than Blizzard actively patrolling them. Perhaps a GM saw you walk past.

    You said yourself you felt warm and fuzzy when the name was available. Knowing a few blizzard folk it's hard not to imagine someone proudly striking a blow *for* our beloved slashdoter. I like this spin because you can follow it up with the warm and fuzzy feeling that person must have felt the following day when he sat down with his coffee and pulled up slashdot. "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! "

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    -- A change is as good as a reboot.