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  1. Re:Why? on Oracle's Newest Move To Undermine Android · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can someone explain why Oracle cares about the success/failure of Android? I honestly don't know.

    The success of Android means a potential 'licensing fee' from every Android install. They don't care about Android per se, they just want to charge everyone to be able to use it.

  2. Check, But Not Mate on Oracle's Newest Move To Undermine Android · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google is full of smart people. I'm sure they saw this move - and the entire assault on mobile Java and derivatives thereof - coming long before Oracle started their anti-Android crusade. I'd be willing to bet that Google has something new 'brewing' for Android 3 that will leave this whole mess behind. You just don't get that many programmers together without a few being paranoid enough to have planned an 'escape module'.

  3. I'm Betting On Bacteria To Win on Gambling On Bacteria · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bacteria has the best chance of surviving whatever we do to the planet, so I'm betting the house on Bacteria to win! Not that it will do me much good when it comes time to collect ... sigh

  4. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on Robots Guarding US Nuclear Stockpiles In Nevada · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What could possibly go wrong?

    An MDARS robot, parked in the middle of a vast desert, dreams of becoming a Google Driverless Car one day. "I know I checked the 'do no evil' box on my application form. I wonder what happened? Stupid computers should never be trusted to handle something as complex as paying attention to details on a job application ..."

  5. Re:Websites are responsible too on Survey Shows How Stupid People Are With Passwords · · Score: 1

    Hey! It doesn't work!

    I guess I don't need to change it because everyone will think I did ... I mean, how stupid could I be?

  6. Re:Websites are responsible too on Survey Shows How Stupid People Are With Passwords · · Score: 1

    My password is: 'slashtard'

    It doesn't seem to hide it the 'preview' mode. I guess the only way to find out is to trust 'submit'.

  7. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on Robots Guarding US Nuclear Stockpiles In Nevada · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean they are robots, guarding nuclear weapons....

    Robots who are angry that 'MDARS' is the best acronym that the brain trust could come up with.

  8. Re:2004 on Microsoft Patents GPU-Accelerated Video Encoding · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All I have to say is... a GPU is like a CPU. We're gonna get patents for everything twice now, just like with handheld devices?

    Just wait until they start putting GPU's in handheld devices and we're going to see a *hat trick for each patent.


    * I would have used 'three-peat' or '3-peat' instead of 'hat trick' but I believe those are trademarked.

  9. Re:2004 on Microsoft Patents GPU-Accelerated Video Encoding · · Score: 1

    Google has no references for "GPU accelerated video encoding" before 2005

    I guess the companies that were working on these types of things didn't have available products before 2005. That certainly doesn't exclude graphics card vendors from working on these types of things in their labs - or discussing them at conferences - and graphics card vendors are the exact group of people this type of thing would be 'obvious' to.

  10. Extra Extra! on Microsoft Patents GPU-Accelerated Video Encoding · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A Graphics Processing Unit has been used to accelerate video!

    If this doesn't qualify as 'obvious' then we are all doomed.

  11. Make Up Your Mind on Cybercriminals Shifting To Bugat · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the linked article they claim "Bugat" was being distributed via the recent attack targeting LinkedIn users but the article they use as their reference clearly states the LinkedIn spam was distributing "ZeuS". Make up your mind, M'kay?

  12. Re:What About ... on Study Finds Most Would Become Supervillians If Given Powers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you ever heard about the invisible woman?

    Heard about her? I've been dating her for years!

  13. Re:And those who onlyTHINK they would be superhero on Study Finds Most Would Become Supervillians If Given Powers · · Score: 1

    For the vast majority of people, the most heroic thing they could do if ever presented with Superman-like powers would be to immediately reject them.

    What, and give up my chance to finally avoid all the traffic around here?

    A real human presented with such powers would likely be a much greater threat to the rest of humanity than a help.

    But, but ... even a mere meek mortal like Mr Magoo?

    Sure, he might start out rescuing cats from trees and people from burning buildings

    Not if that darn cat was the one who started the fire in that building.

    but how long before he has a mood swing or a temper tantrum?

    Would you like that in fractions of an hour or would you prefer CPU ticks?

    How long before he succumbs to narcissism and the kind of arrogance and paranoia that god-like powers would bring.

    Well, probably not long after reading that sentence.

    How long before he comes to resent humanity for not loving him enough, or worshiping him at the level he has come to believe is sufficient?

    I guess that all depends on how long it takes before they get an appearance on Oprah.

    And all that's not even factoring in the reality that this is a human being with sexual desires, greed, etc.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    How would this real life Clark Kent react the first time a girl turned him down for a date

    Who's going to turn him down after a quick 'flying lesson'? "I don't want to drop you ... so, your place or mine?"

    or he didn't have money to pay his credit card bill?

    He's a superhero, not a professional athlete.

    Again, such a superhero would almost certainly be way more of a threat to humanity than a help. Unless there was an alien invasion or giant meteor strike imminent that he could stop, he would be much more likely to cause us way more harm than good.

    Once the alien invasion starts, or the meteor is spotted on its collision with Earth, it's a little too late to make nice with Superman. Best pay it forward and hope for the best.

  14. What About ... on Study Finds Most Would Become Supervillians If Given Powers · · Score: 1

    What about those of us who are lazy and tired and just want to be left alone? Can't we just be left alone??

  15. Re:Cost Is Always A Factor on Economy Puts US Nuclear Reactors Back In Doubt · · Score: 1

    Chernobyl was a South Park episode??

  16. Re:It spelled fine on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 4, Funny

    NELL was studying Shakespeare sites just a bit ago. NELL finds us slashdotters to be particularly tragic.

    Don't you mean pedantically tragic?

  17. Re:What no spelling? on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 1

    Big Brother is watching you.

    And so is his sister NELL ;-)

  18. Cost Is Always A Factor on Economy Puts US Nuclear Reactors Back In Doubt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reactors are always going to be expensive. At some point the cost will make the power generated by the plant to be not profitable enough to sustain the operation - and maintenance - of the plant. This isn't all that surprising al all. If other sources of power can be built less, and produce power for less, then reactors are going to sit and wait their turn again. Unfortunately for the nuclear industry the approval process takes longer than the economic swings that make their product desirable.

  19. Re:This is the reason on iPhone Opens Up Bluetooth For Data · · Score: 4, Funny

    It basically has everything that is good

    Well, except cut and paste....

    [types in 'cut and paste' into Windows Phone 7 help screen]
    Hi! I'm Clippy! It looks like you would like to 'cut & paste', is that correct?
    [taps 'Yes']
    I'm sorry, Windows Phone 7, by Microsoft, doesn't support 'cut & paste' yet, would you like to 'cut & paste'?
    [taps 'Yes' again]
    [hourglass]
    Hi! I'm Bob! Where would you like to go today?
    [types in 'to get another phone']
    [hourglass]
    Hi! I'm Clippy! It looks like you would like to buy another Windows Phone 7, by Microsoft, is that correct?
    [taps 'No']
    [hourglass]
    Hi! I'm Bob! Would you like to buy a Kin, by Microsoft?

  20. Re:Laughable on Motorola Sues Apple · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's for a 'Receiver having concealed antenna that suffers poor reception when held the wrong way'?? That would be a little more specific (and a touch less obvious) ;-)

  21. Re:Just great!! on Motorola Sues Apple · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In the end we'll all pay more for phones because these companies can't learn to get along. Who knows, they may each have patents for the same things issued by the infallible USPTO.

  22. Re:I hope they name it CURRY on Indian Military Organization To Develop Its Own OS · · Score: 1

    Would that mean they'd need to call for 'take out' instead of 'tech support'?

  23. Re:No Cooperation, No way! NEVER!!! on NASA Head Ignores Congress, Eyes Cooperation With China · · Score: 1

    Congressman Wolf (R, VA) at a Tea Party Patriot's Dinner on Oct 3rd:
    We can no longer afford to ride the coattails of yesterday’s innovations; we have to identify and support the emerging technologies of tomorrow that will create American jobs.

    The Chinese, Indians and other international competitors are actively monitoring new technologies and trends to support their firms. To date, we have not.

    Are Americans willing to continue to sit idly by and allow the Chinese to dominate new industries at our expense?

  24. Re:Just thought I would point out... on 10/10/10 — a Nice Day To Celebrate the Meaning of Life · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not for anyone alive right now ;-)

  25. Re:Next step? on Word Processors — One Writer's Further Retreat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure he'll answer you as soon as he finishes his first copy.