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  1. Re:IQ on Company Claims New Chip Converts Heat To Electricity · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Remember, ask not what slashdot can do for you, but what you can do for slasdot. (Posted from a brand new Titanium Pentium Turion 1024 bit processer with a 128meg RAM front side BUS chip and ultra-threaded trio-core optical solid state transistor drives.)

  2. Re:come on on Wikipedia Used To Spread Virus · · Score: 1

    People with reasonable sense of life will not trust complete strangers.

    I assume you've never flown. Or eaten at a restaurant.

  3. Re:Wow on China - We Don't Censor the Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's not tr^[NO CARRIER]

  4. Read the title out loud. on Inaba On Devil May Cry's Survival Horror Past · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It certainly sounds like a string of random words.

  5. Re:So what? on More E-mail, Fewer Mailboxes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do farmers have little fingers and small heads with which to operate these phones?

  6. Re:Summary... on Should the GPL be Used as a Click-Wrap? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real WTF situation would be when people start reading those things carefully enough to have a WTF situation.

  7. JesusQuintana? on Could I Run a TV Station on Linux? · · Score: 1

    Not Lebowski fans are we, mods?

  8. Re:Could we run a TV station on Linux? on Could I Run a TV Station on Linux? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow. That really didn't come out right. English is my first language.

  9. Could we run a TV station on Linux? on Could I Run a TV Station on Linux? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Not in the country Jesus! That's illegal! Fucking, pederass.

  10. Another deep thought... on UK Firm To Release 'Screaming' Cell Phone · · Score: 3, Funny

    If cell phones could scream, would we be so cavalier about smashing them on the ground? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

  11. Re:*sniff*.. *sniff*. on "DVD Jon" Reverse Engineers FairPlay · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait, no it wasn't a lawsuit after all. It was just this piece of rotting broccoli that I accidentally left in my desk over the weekend.

  12. Re:coincidence? on Suit Blames Videogames for Homicides · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unless that person normally does coincidences. Then, coincidentally enough, someone doing what s/he normally does would constitute a coincidence.

  13. Re:not recordable on Untraceable Messaging Service Raises a Few Eyebrows · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just make sure both parties are really wasted. Cause if you don't remember it, it never happened. Right? ...RIGHT??

  14. Re:I wanna see... on AOL Opens Video Search Engine to Developers · · Score: 1

    Even then it would only be a "video text search engine". What we really need is a program that records you on your webcam acting out a scene, then searches for a video containing that content.

    "How did that video go?" (kicks friend in groin) "Oh here it is!"

  15. Re:Great!! on The Apple News That Got Buried · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, we can upgrade the CUP. But Apple has really got to work on that CUPHOLDER. Mine snapped off 2 days out of the box.

  16. Re:Freaking California on California Passes Wi-Fi Guidance Law · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a wonder they haven't demanded that each warning sticker come with its own warning sticker.

  17. Re:Trust us! We're the government! on Judge Rules NSA Wiretapping Unconstitutional · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think he'll be okay. Hunting season is over.

  18. The real problem on House Passes Ban on Social Site Access · · Score: 1

    Is not young persons' access to sites like myspace and facebook, but rather the fact that they can read. Just to be safe, we probably restrict their access to libraries as well.

  19. Re:They are missing the human touch ... on Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Grocers · · Score: 5, Funny

    This machine in my grocery never learned my name, but was always checking me out. It was always exceedingly patient; its politeness was automatic. It weighed a bit much but had a good interface. Our interactions were always intuitive and natural; I rarely pushed her buttons.

    One day, while buying an oversized cucumber, I realized it was flirting me the second time asked me to put the item in the bag. I took the plunge and tried to take it out, but the machine remained unmoved. When I inserted my membership card, she had an exception. Apparently I wasn't endowed with enough capital for her as I was denied and discarded.

  20. Re:Even if done by M$FT, it's still spyware... on Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA · · Score: 1

    I suppose it depends on what point we're arguing. As you said, most people don't install their OS, they pay someone to install it. I don't care how hard it is to install Windows because I didn't have to do it on this computer. I do care how hard Linux is to install because I have to do it.

    Although, barring the installation hurdle (which, is a hurdle for the average user given that the aternative is to simply continue using an already functioning computer), I think that Linux is wonderful to use, in many ways moreso than Windows. I've just been left a little sour by the fact that I can't get it functioning on my new computer.

  21. Re:Even if done by M$FT, it's still spyware... on Paul Thurrott Bitten by WGA · · Score: 1

    I was ready for Linux. Linux was not ready for me. I spent hour upon hour (days!) trying to get Linux to work with my video card wireless cards. I rebooted more times than I can remember. I read countless wikis. I reinstalled at least 12 times.

    Hey, man. I tried. I really did. But I have a job and a life. I need my computer to work. Now, I know that my problems were not issues with Linux, but rather companies that don't realease linux drivers. However, my experience leads me to agree with the gp, until Linux installs quickly and easily, Linux is not ready for the average user.

  22. Re:Wow... on Blender 2.42 Has Been Released · · Score: 1

    I always thought CS was one of the few things you couldn't BS.

  23. Re:They shouldn't be owned on Lens That Writes on Both HD-DVD and Blu-Ray · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Companies should not be allowed to "own" formats.

    Why not? Let's review. Because:

    Eventually, they will be broken anyway.
    Likewise, people shouldn't be allowed to own cars. Eventually, they stop running anyways.

    Microsoft should not be allowed to monopolize the market by locking in users to their Office formats
    Locking in users to their formats? Sorry, the consumers have done that themselves.

    the media industries should not be allowed to screw over their own customers by creating formats that are designed to be combative against those customers.
    Consumers shouldn't buy from those companies in the first place. Anyways, historically screwing over your consumers has been a pretty unsustainable business plan.

    Just imagine how many decades we'd be ahead in technology if things worked this way.
    Business does not exist to further technology. It exists to generate revenue.

  24. Re:Dirty tactics... on iPod Faces Patent Probe · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't prohibiting others' abilities to sell be the sole reason for the existence of those patents in the first place? Sounds like Creative's playing by the rules: a dirty, dirty set of rules.

  25. Re:You can help end this argument-Buy foreign on OpenBSD Ahead of Linux for Wi-Fi Drivers · · Score: 1

    ...as would the zombie apocalypse.