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  1. Re:Oh My God, It's Actually Happening! on Help Beta Test Slashdot CSS · · Score: 0

    Slashdot was originally designed as a secret government tool to destroy undesired websites.

    Shortly after it's inception Commander Taco sieged the government offices, after many months the government raised the white flag (he isn't called Commander taco for nothing).

    It's nice to see that we have finally reverse engineered the government html and are ready to add CSS.

    Long live the rebellion!

  2. An Expantion... on Ask Questions of the World of Warcraft Team · · Score: 0

    Blizzard has a strong tradition of releasing expantion packs. Are you going to continue that tradition and release an expantion to World of Warcraft?

    If so what kind of radical new features/ideas/mechanics/etc... can we expect?

  3. Top Ten things I wish I could patent... on Microsoft's Bold Patent Move · · Score: 0

    10) any phrase that starts with "I for one welcome our new..."
    9) Bases (All your base are belong to ME!)
    8) Forums
    7) 1337 5p34| 6) Software Bugs (I'm sure there is some previous art I'll have to deal with).
    5) Any program that has "profit" for one of it's steps
    4) Beer
    3) Hot Grits
    2) Tpyos/Misspelling
    1) Stupidity

  4. Yet another major step... on South Korean Scientists Clone Dog · · Score: 0, Redundant

    towards stopping world hunger.

  5. Re:Cheap? on Nanotech Brings Cheap Flat TVs From Diamond Dust · · Score: 1

    it's simple really, instead of using whole diamonds they grind them up. Now if we could only apply this technological breakthrough on women.

    Look dear, I got you a diamond dust ring.

  6. In Related News on Linux Has Fewer Bugs Than Rivals · · Score: 1

    It was recently discovered that Microsoft attempted to patent software bugs, in an attempt to force all other buggy software off the market.

    Ballmer was stated saying, "Microsoft has been the first and lead developer of Operating System Bugs since the early 90s. We feel it's about time."