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  1. Ok.... on New Windows Attack Can Disable Firewall · · Score: 1

    If firewalls are a sign of weakness, why does Linux come with a firewall built-in?

  2. Re:Lookup table? on First Hutter Prize Awarded · · Score: 1

    It would not be feasible in this competition because either the archive must be self-extracting, or that the decompression app's size is included in the final result.

    A lookup table of 32 bits would immediately cause an overhead of over 20 GB bytes (assuming an average of 5 letters per word, which is probably too small for the number of word options in 32 bits).

  3. In a stelthier move... on Bush Signs Bill Enabling Martial Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... the white house quickly slashdots the article alerting people to the bill.

  4. Re:complexities on both sides? on Intellectual Property Discussion in the Classroom? · · Score: 1
    saving you 74 minutes
    74 minutes... the amount of music you can burn to a standard CD-R. I sense a conspiracy!
  5. Re:Canada is Full! Go home! on If Not America, Then Where? · · Score: 2, Funny
    But you have no mooses in Eu.

    Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

    See the løveli lakes

    The wonderful telephøne system

    And mani interesting furry animals

      Including the majestic møøse

        A Møøse once bit my sister ...

        No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
        with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
        her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
        star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
        Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
        Nordfink".

        We apologise for the fault in the
        posting. Those responsible have been
        sacked.
  6. Re:Beware of Canuckistani Beavers and Flying Pucks on If Not America, Then Where? · · Score: 1

    In Canada, you must also understand sarcasm. A good study reference is here

  7. Re:Huh? on Firefox 2.0 Posted a Day Early · · Score: 4, Funny

    In soviet Russia, memes crush you!

  8. Assumptions are dangerous... on Quiz Microsoft's IE Team Leader · · Score: 1

    Why do you assume that I was equating anti-Microsoft with pro Open Source? I like open source, and I am not anti-Microsoft. Do you deny that there are some people on Slashdot who will never accept Microsoft products even if they turn out to be good? I am not intending a flame war on whether products are good or bad, just that it wouldn't matter if they were good to some people here.

  9. Follow up on Quiz Microsoft's IE Team Leader · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you had more time, is there a new feature you would have liked to include in IE7?

  10. Re:CSS on Quiz Microsoft's IE Team Leader · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A better question: Are you aware that no matter what answers you give here, they will never satisfy the anti-Microsoft Slashdot crowd?

  11. No... on ChatterBlocker — Block Distracting Speech at Work · · Score: 1

    I was running chatterblocker at the time.

  12. Re:New tag on Diebold Disks May Have Been For Testers · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, slashdot search queries for "wretchedhiveofscumandvillainy" increases dramatically.

  13. Re:pure snakeoil on ChatterBlocker — Block Distracting Speech at Work · · Score: 2, Funny
    - reminder to pee
    Don't forget the reminder to relocate yourself to the bathroom.
  14. RTFA on ChatterBlocker — Block Distracting Speech at Work · · Score: 4, Informative

    Does ChatterBlocker use noise cancellation?

            No. Noise cancellation would not be effective over speakers, and noise cancelling headphones have limited effectiveness in silencing voice.

            Good quality noise cancelling headphones are great for reducing low-frequency sounds, such as airplane engine rumble, but they are not as effective in the 2 to 8 kHz consonant range that conveys much of the speech intelligibility.



            How does ChatterBlocker work?

                    ChatterBlocker masks unwanted office chatter using a soothing blend of nature sounds, music and anti-chatter voices.

                    It also offers mindfulness meditation tracks intended to increase concentration, reduce distractibility and minimize the stress response to office noise.


    So i guess the way it works is by making sounds that blend with other background noises, but aren't as annoying (in theory).
  15. But.... on Up-coming MMORPG Based on Shakespeare's Works · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will it be written in the original kingon?

  16. Re:"Creation" is not a theory... on Charles Darwin Online · · Score: 1

    Well, if you really think about it, it could be both. God created a set of creatures a long time ago, and then they started to evolve into other creatures.

  17. Re:why of course roses are red. on Is the Botnet Battle Already Lost? · · Score: 1

    #DEFINE THEE 0x31
    #DEFINE SUMMERBREEZE 0x32

    CMP THEE,SUMMERBREEZE

  18. Re:why of course roses are red. on Is the Botnet Battle Already Lost? · · Score: 1
    multi-gigabyte random poem
    That would be a very long poem. By the time you finish reciting that to your young sweetheart, I think she would die of old age.

    Oh wait, this is slashdot. Nevermind.
  19. This is slashdot... on Molecules Manipulated with Lasers · · Score: 1

    This article involves lasers. The proper obligatory quote in this situation involves sharks with frikken "lasers" on their heads.

    So first the sharks "manipulate" his molecules, then use the lasers just to be sure?

  20. Re:Not such a bad idea... on Vista Licenses Limit OS Transfers, Ban VM Use · · Score: 1

    The purpose of activation is to prevent an install from being straight duplicated over to multiple systems. It is reasonable for the activation check to think it has been moved on a motherboard swap because the motherboard is essentially the core of the system. I am not saying anything about the goodness of the check, just that a motherboard swap is reasonable for the check to fail on.

    Personally I don't care about activation. I've never had any problem during upgrades or installs. If i did have a problem, i'd just make a phone call to Microsoft to correct the problem.

  21. Re:May I be the first to say on Real-Time Computer-Based Translation in Iraq · · Score: 3, Informative

    For those who do not understand the reference, the expression "my hovercraft is full of eels" is part of the hungarian translation book sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus. It happens to be here on youtube.

    Or in text from http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheHungar ianPhrasebookSketch:

    A Hungarian tourist (John Cleese) approaches the clerk (Terry Jones). The
    tourist is reading haltingly from a phrase book.

    Hungarian: I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
    Clerk: Sorry?
    Hungarian I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
    Clerk: Uh, no, no, no. This is a tobacconist's.
    Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this *tobacconist's*, it is scratched.
    Clerk: No, no, no, no. Tobacco...um...cigarettes (holds up a pack).
    Hungarian: Ya! See-gar-ets! Ya! Uh...My hovercraft is full of eels.
    Clerk: Sorry?
    Hungarian: My hovercraft (pantomimes puffing a cigarette)...is full of eels
                          (pretends to strike a match).
    Clerk: Ahh, matches!
    Hungarian: Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant...do you waaaaaant...to come
                          back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
    Clerk: Here, I don't think you're using that thing right.
    Hungarian: You great poof.
    Clerk: That'll be six and six, please.
    Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
                          I...I am no longer infected.
    Clerk: Uh, may I, uh...(takes phrase book, flips through it)...Costs six and
                  six...ah, here we are. (speaks weird Hungarian-sounding words)
    Hungarian punches the clerk.

    Meanwhile, a policeman (Graham Chapman) on a quiet street cups his ear as if
    hearing a cry of distress. He sprints for many blocks and finally enters the
    tobacconist's.

    Cop: What's going on here then?
    Hungarian: Ah. You have beautiful thighs.
    Cop: (looks down at himself) WHAT?!?
    Clerk: He hit me!
    Hungarian: Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.
                            (points at clerk)
    Cop: RIGHT!!! (drags Hungarian away by the arm)
    Hungarian: (indignantly) My nipples explode with delight!

  22. Re:Not such a bad idea... on Vista Licenses Limit OS Transfers, Ban VM Use · · Score: 2, Insightful
    When I added ram, I had to reactivate. When I switched video cards, I had to reactivate
    That's strange because I've done both to my existing system since its initial install (replaced onboard with a pci-e radeon card) and upgraded from 512 to 1024, and I didn't have a reactivation request at either step.

    I can understand a reactivation with a motherboard swap, but not with a RAM upgrade.
  23. In other news... on Retailers Pressure Studios on Web Deals · · Score: 5, Funny

    Retailers want money, shoppers want deals, and cats want all your base. News at 11:00.

  24. Re:Perfect? on Vista RC2: More Refined, But Still Not Perfect · · Score: 1

    Yeah, i know. Look at these guys trying to release a second release candidate too: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/10/09/222923 4.

    Oh wait, we don't bash open source here. I forgot.

  25. Re:Heh on Windows XP SP1 Support Ends Tuesday · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, you'll at least get told to RTFM for a lot longer than Windows.