Comic Book Guy: For your information, my corpulent comrade, it's "Enceladus," who in Greek mythology was a giant who was defeated in battle and buried under Mount Etna by Athena.
We should all realize this is typical Opera behavior: Make broad claims against Microsoft in order to attract attention to itself.
Works well in politics and now in browser wars...
In other news, Apple also announced a future mouse using six buttons. Steve Jobs was quoted a saying, "We want to be ahead of the curve, since we screwed up last time and waited 20 years before catching up with other 2-button mice. Besides, we want to anticipate demand when humans grow an extra finger approximately half a million years from now.."
Microsoft has already responded by announcing a 10-button mouse, though speculation is that it will be released too late, when humans no longer require limbs and already have started using brain waves to control the world.
To really draw interest, they should organize matches between women and other types of polymer-based artificial extremities commonly available in shady stores emblazened with neon lights...
It's called Netscape Webmail and it sucks even more than AOL's own service. Yes, they upped the storage limit to 500mb, but the interface is still so late 90's.
Alas, in desperate attempts to get something to stick, AOL seems to be releasing two or three versions of every service, all which compete against each other... Netscape browser vs AOL Browser; Winamp vs AOL Media Player; AOL vs Netscape Online vs Compuserve; Radio@Netscape vs Radio@AOL
Poor AOL, it has multiple personality disorder.
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Limited play time.. Check
Limited to special players.. Check
New proprietary standard that thumbs nose at existing standards.. Check
Likely to fail.. Most definitely a check
So would you say that Acrobat makes you jump through hoops or bend over backwards to uninstall their toolbar? Ahem.. yes, its a very bad joke.
The transcript has numerous error in transcription that actually change what Mitchell says, so please instead hear her actual words.
Oh Ya, Lucas forgot to mention that he has full rights to the new 3-D glasses to be used. Each one will be priced a low,low price of $199.95.
It's called Windows XP Asian Street Corner Edition. Available either free or next to nothing in most metropolitan street corners in Asia.
Must they all suck? I remember Supergirl (1984) and I didn't even bother to watch Catwoman due to horrid reviews. Let's hope this breaks the trend...
Homer: Mmmmmm.... Moon Enchiladas.
Comic Book Guy: For your information, my corpulent comrade, it's "Enceladus," who in Greek mythology was a giant who was defeated in battle and buried under Mount Etna by Athena.
We should all realize this is typical Opera behavior: Make broad claims against Microsoft in order to attract attention to itself. Works well in politics and now in browser wars...
In other news, Apple also announced a future mouse using six buttons. Steve Jobs was quoted a saying, "We want to be ahead of the curve, since we screwed up last time and waited 20 years before catching up with other 2-button mice. Besides, we want to anticipate demand when humans grow an extra finger approximately half a million years from now.."
Microsoft has already responded by announcing a 10-button mouse, though speculation is that it will be released too late, when humans no longer require limbs and already have started using brain waves to control the world.
I stand corrected.
Moot point. If you are a Firefox user, you most likely don't give a rat's ass what happens to IE anyways.
Wallace: Cheeeeeese!! Gromit: [Shrug with Upturned Eyebrow]
Use the fork Luke... this series is done.
Google was just playing Klingon to Microsoft's Borg...
To really draw interest, they should organize matches between women and other types of polymer-based artificial extremities commonly available in shady stores emblazened with neon lights...
It's called Netscape Webmail and it sucks even more than AOL's own service. Yes, they upped the storage limit to 500mb, but the interface is still so late 90's. Alas, in desperate attempts to get something to stick, AOL seems to be releasing two or three versions of every service, all which compete against each other... Netscape browser vs AOL Browser; Winamp vs AOL Media Player; AOL vs Netscape Online vs Compuserve; Radio@Netscape vs Radio@AOL Poor AOL, it has multiple personality disorder.