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Arm Wrestling Robots Beaten By A Teenage Girl

fembots writes "Despite her lack of strength, training and technique, a 17-year-old girl has bested three robot arm wrestlers in a contest attempted to encourage the development of polymer-based artificial muscles, which can change shape when activated either electrically or with chemicals."

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  1. Beaten by a young girl by MacGod · · Score: 5, Funny

    A 17-year-old girl has bested three robot arm wrestlers

    Been there. Welcome to the club, robots

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    1. Re:Beaten by a young girl by bonch · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Beaten by a young girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The sad thing is that you can be sure no untested robots were submitted. That would mean those robots can beat up all the engineers that worked on then :)

      How sad...

    3. Re:Beaten by a young girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what it means to be beaten by a young girl in the clubs, just don't let them go at you with the boot heels (unless, ya know, you really want them to).

    4. Re:Beaten by a young girl by StormKrow · · Score: 1

      Maybe we need to put the little girl up against the chick in the smackdown video and see who wins. (I mean if she can beat a robot, surely she can take on "Sistah Grrl"..) ...what we're looking at here is the next SooooperSoldier. "Sure I can take out Iran...but can I bring my barbies?"

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    5. Re:Beaten by a young girl by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      And to think, they didn't even provide a picture of her.

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    6. Re:Beaten by a young girl by MaDeR · · Score: 1

      It is not suprising. Any technology in beginning was weak - for example cars slower than humans, computer "go" game loses to medium amateurs and so on. Even today most complex "AI" existing ever is many, many folds stupider than human. But it will change.

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    7. Re:Beaten by a young girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's funny as hell

    8. Re:Beaten by a young girl by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      Here you go... . Damn, she can armwrestle with me as much as she wants ;-))

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    9. Re:Beaten by a young girl by hamsandwich72 · · Score: 1
    10. Re:Beaten by a young girl by toddbert · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad, she was obviously a Slayer.

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  2. The worst part by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't that they lost to a girl, but how all the other robots teased them afterwards.

    1. Re:The worst part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was hillarious!

    2. Re:The worst part by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      They would've just thumbed their noses at them...if they had one. As it was, all they could do was flip 'em the bird.

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  3. Three? by Cantide · · Score: 5, Funny

    What, you mean all at once?

  4. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It took 40 years to get one to walk on two feet. Next up, "Vomiting robot beaten by 6 month old baby."

  5. I call by wumpus188 · · Score: 1

    ... Girls Power!

  6. what next?? by Virtual+Karma · · Score: 1

    what next?? Robots vs Humans WWF?

    1. Re:what next?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WWE. Get the F out :).

    2. Re:what next?? by CammieCrookston · · Score: 1

      I expect to see this available via PPV by early next year. Why do I get the feeling this has already been done in Japan (or will be done first in Japan)?

  7. Reminds me of highschool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember girls used to beat me at arm wrestling in Highschool. who am I kidding... they still do :( Thats why I visit /.

    1. Re:Reminds me of highschool by magarity · · Score: 1

      who am I kidding... they still do

      And you keep going back for more?

    2. Re:Reminds me of highschool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wouldn't you?

  8. Welcome by Boronx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our 17 year old female overlords.

    1. Re:Welcome by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our 17 year old female overlords.

      In one year, so will I.

      LK

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    2. Re:Welcome by dmf415 · · Score: 1

      Robo got Served!

    3. Re:Welcome by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not if you're posting on Slashdot, you won't.

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    4. Re:Welcome by Altima(BoB) · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you check your local age of consent laws, you probably won't have to wait.


      You lecher.

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    5. Re:Welcome by jIyajbe · · Score: 1

      You sure will when you see what she looks like! WOW!

      http://ndeaa.jpl.nasa.gov/nasa-nde/lommas/eap/am er ah/the-human-opponent.htm

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    6. Re:Welcome by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I, for one, welcome our 17 year old female overlords."

      Over*ladies* you insensitive clod!

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    7. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, poor Americans.

    8. Re:Welcome by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      But 17 is legal in Canada. No wonder why Canada is so popular on Slashdot.

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    9. Re:Welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing we have a more sensible law here. Fun starts at 16 ^_^

    10. Re:Welcome by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Technically, the age of consent in my state is 16. Problem is that there are other laws like "corrupting the morals of a minor" that you can be charged with.

      LK

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    11. Re:Welcome by mattspammail · · Score: 1
      Wasn't it supposed to be dophins or insects?

      Thanks, Kent.

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  9. NPR Also Covered It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NPR also covered the story. Here's a link to their story.

    1. Re:NPR Also Covered It by JVert · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bar-Cohen says he hopes the technology improves so that robotic arms can eventually compete against -- and beat -- world-champion arm wrestlers. The artificial muscles could lead to prosthetics and other devices, he says. But for now they will just be useless toys that are completly not newsworthy unless you make some sort of stupid contest thats not really a contest at all.

      God I hope /. repost's this one. This is the most exciting thing all week! This contracting material has been around for about 12 years now and has finally matured enough to lose to a girl in an arm wrestling match.

  10. Which is less mature... by PornMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    the technology or her peers?

    1. Re:Which is less mature... by tgwtg · · Score: 1

      I think the prize for least mature has to go to...well, us.

  11. great by kloidster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice to see our tax dollars being used to beat a 17 year-old. Wait, who won that again?

  12. not the whole story.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the fight was over a credit card

    1. Re:not the whole story.... by glenebob · · Score: 1

      Which explains why it was settled with an arm wrestle. If you want a real fight, have the robot wear a blowse matching the girl's...

  13. Next Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "CmdrTaco defeats spell checker." After that, "Zonk defeats dupe engine."

  14. Popular... by leonmergen · · Score: 0

    I bet she's very popular in highschool now... :)

    You go girl! :)

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  15. Photo in article by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 5, Funny

    A photo of the robot is cool, but I really wanted to see a photo of the girl!

    1. Re:Photo in article by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ask and ye shall receive:
      Here

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    2. Re:Photo in article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Photo in article by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hillary Swank? That's cheating. She's still all buff from that boxing movie

    4. Re:Photo in article by GuanoBoy · · Score: 1

      All that and brains, too.

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    5. Re:Photo in article by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      But who did they get to represent humankind in the Robot Bukakke Competition?

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    6. Re:Photo in article by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Ask and ye shall receive:
      Here [nasa.gov]


      I'd hit it.

      Wait a minute, this isn't Fark. Plus she looks like she may have sharp knees.

    7. Re:Photo in article by Satertek · · Score: 1

      She's in the same graduating class as me! If only she didn't live 2000 miles away...

      :p

    8. Re:Photo in article by fr2asbury · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh sure . . . she looks all "sugar and spice" but it's that "chemical X" that wasn't disclosed before the contest.

    9. Re:Photo in article by mpxcz · · Score: 1

      wow that's a seventeen year old...
      beauty, brains and earth's defender against arm wrestling robots ... what else can you ask for?

    10. Re:Photo in article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If only she didn't live 2000 miles away...

      Yeah, that's the only reason.

  16. Motivation... by DumbSwede · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is exactly the kind of thing that leads to the motivation for robots to build hoards of rampaging kill-bots.

    1. Re:Motivation... by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1
      This is exactly the kind of thing that leads to the motivation for robots to build hoards of rampaging kill-bots.

      That, and biscuits!
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  17. Pictures of the girl? by BlueEar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did she look something like this?

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    1. Re:Pictures of the girl? by the_atomsmith · · Score: 1

      Hooooooooooly cow. It's like Rambo meets Ozzie Osbourne's sister. I bet if she(?) walked up to the stand the robots would drop their nuts

    2. Re:Pictures of the girl? by lew3004 · · Score: 1

      That was almost as bad as goatse....almost

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    3. Re:Pictures of the girl? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Judging by this, I'd say no :)

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    4. Re:Pictures of the girl? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2, Funny

      UHHHH... Is that a man? A woman? Huh? I also found this picture:

      http://www.tazzie-colomb.com/gallery/Tazzie4001.jp g

      I'm scared, someone hold me please.

    5. Re:Pictures of the girl? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I'd be more afraid she'd show us her nuts.

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    6. Re:Pictures of the girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'm in the tiny minority that thinks that woman is extremely hot.

      Seriously - what's scary about someone in great physical condition? (and with the mental drive to work to get and keep that kind of shape). No, she doesn't fit the traditional feminine stereotypes, but that doesn't mean she isn't attractive.

      That's far more than can be said for most of my fellow slashdot nerds (who, I'm sure, 99% are either lardasses or skeletons - but I still think you guys [& few gals] are cool anyway).

    7. Re:Pictures of the girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's her little sister.

    8. Re:Pictures of the girl? by ultramk · · Score: 1

      Wow, R. Crumb flashback.

      m-

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    9. Re:Pictures of the girl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do realize that being that muscled is very very hazardous to your health, and will probably reduce your lifespan by 10-15 years?

    10. Re:Pictures of the girl? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      He/she's not really that muscled. Maybe compared to slashdotters who haven't lifted anything heavier than 3 lbs in their lifetime, but compared to REALLY big people, he/she isn't really too muscular. I think the slashdotters here are intimidated.

    11. Re:Pictures of the girl? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      This, one also with her, was funny.
      What a contrast to the semi-anorectic girl to the right. :-/

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  18. Here's more about the girl by ortholattice · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmm...

    2. Re:Here's more about the girl by teutonic_leech · · Score: 0

      Not bad - she can arm wrestle me anytime :-)

    3. Re:Here's more about the girl by ajna · · Score: 1

      Me, too. I'm interested in what the referenced "extreme sand castles" might be.

    4. Re:Here's more about the girl by TekMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow. That girl is every geek's dream. Advanced calculus...grr!

    5. Re:Here's more about the girl by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Nice face, but you cant see her, uhm, arms.
      Seriously though:
      What was once training ground during her eight-year competitive swimming regimen ....
      (bio)

      I doubt that she's as much of a wimp as she professes to be.

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    6. Re:Here's more about the girl by Jjeff1 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. THe head has been photo-chopped into the picture.

    7. Re:Here's more about the girl by bigmike_f · · Score: 5, Funny

      I feel for all the nerds in her classes. I think girls in engineering is awesome... but they should have to take ugly pills. I still hate that one super hot girl in my CS classes. I know I could have gotten an A if I could stop looking at her.

    8. Re:Here's more about the girl by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Is this the next Ellen Feiss?

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    9. Re:Here's more about the girl by thunderbee · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you can't concentrate, you don't deserve an A ;-p

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    10. Re:Here's more about the girl by op12 · · Score: 4, Funny
      If you can't concentrate, you don't deserve an A ;-p
      And if you can concentrate, you don't deserve a hot girl ;-P
    11. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you can't concentrate, you don't deserve an A ;-p

      And if you can concentrate, you don't deserve a hot girl ;-P

      He won't have to worry about not getting the hotties when he's pulling down six figures at Google.
    12. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      hi, this is Panna Felson. Sounds like I have a lot of fans on Slashdot. ^__^ If any of you guys would like a powerful, groin-rippin' handjob, just post your email addresses here and I'll get back to ya'll! ;)

      Panna

    13. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not bad - she can arm wrestle me anytime :-)

      And win.

    14. Re:Here's more about the girl by kloidster · · Score: 4, Funny

      I actually feel for her being in a room full of geeks (and now perhaps all of /.) having fantasies of her every time she's within a 10 foot radius (or perhaps when her pic is downloaded off the internet).

    15. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 'cause it's so different from when a bunch of non-geeks are having fantasies of her...

      Okay, maybe it's a bit different... still, surely the basics are the same... I hope...

    17. Re:Here's more about the girl by electronerdz · · Score: 1

      Panna can't even spell her own name right. I guess she is a distraction to herself.

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    18. Re:Here's more about the girl by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Funny
      "Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it's a warm day." -- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
    19. Re:Here's more about the girl by spacedx · · Score: 1

      Show us your man-hands!

    20. Re:Here's more about the girl by clean_stoner · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, I was just thinking that I wish I had more hot chicks in my classes. It's pretty bad when you know the number of girls in your classes.

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    21. Re:Here's more about the girl by yuriismaster · · Score: 1

      It's not just the students: The teacher apparently thought the two twin asian girls in my Java Intro class represented the whole class, and as such moved them right in front of his desk. I kid you not!

    22. Re:Here's more about the girl by weighn · · Score: 1
      just post your email addresses here and I'll get back to ya'll! ;)

      peewee@micro-soft.com
      So Panna, do you have man-hands?
      My girth isn't that great.

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    23. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Panna" means "to fuck" in Finnish. :)

    24. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, what school do you go to?

      At my school, they do...

    25. Re:Here's more about the girl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a Simpons joke. "Extreme Sandcastle Building: Preview!"

    26. Re:Here's more about the girl by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Yeah it must be pretty demoralising for those nerds: they sit there fantasising over her all day doing engineering stuff with her, then she goes home and fucks the captain of the football team who doesn't know anything about engineering.

    27. Re:Here's more about the girl by Spunk · · Score: 1

      I knew one girl (EE) who was very cute and in a number of my classes. Every time there was a test, she would wear a dress and look really sexy.

      It's a dirty trick: using your curves to mess up the curve.

    28. Re:Here's more about the girl by JadeNB · · Score: 1
      I knew one girl (EE) who was very cute and in a number of my classes. Every time there was a test, she would wear a dress and look really sexy.
      OBLIGATORY JOKE: We can probably truncate that sentence at the fourth word.

      Now, not to miss the joke, but this technique seems pretty worthless. I personally assign grades while grading, not during the test. If students want to come by in sexy dresses while I'm grading, well, at least it would break up the monotony a little; but during the exam I won't even notice.

    29. Re:Here's more about the girl by Tesla+Tank · · Score: 1

      The parent was talking about how she uses her sexy dress to mess up the curve, ie. distract the other STUDENTS during exam. Not distracting the TA.

    30. Re:Here's more about the girl by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Correct.

    31. Re:Here's more about the girl by richyoung · · Score: 1

      No doubt, there's nothing inherently wimpy about being 17 and female. Many Olympic swimmers aren't any older than she is, and just as female, and they carry around a pretty impressive amount of muscle.
      Now, if they'd find an 80-year-old woman who could beat the robots arm wrestling, that would be more impressive. But then there would be far fewer posts in the slashdot article on the match....

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  19. Bio and Picture by bbk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Here's Panna Felsen's bio, with standard "glamour shot" highschool picture:

    http://ndeaa.jpl.nasa.gov/nasa-nde/lommas/eap/am er ah/the-human-opponent.htm

    - bbk

  20. Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by antdude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Click here. She's not bad looking. ;)

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    1. Re:Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AP courses AND strong enough to defeat three robots...? interesting..

    2. Re:Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by sho222 · · Score: 1

      from the bio: the beach is now a place where she goes only for recreation to ride her boogie board and to build extreme sand castles

      Yeah, she sounds like a real winner.

    3. Re:Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get out of your mom's basement.

    4. Re:Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by screwballicus · · Score: 1

      I knew it. Without a 'breasts' option in the poll this time, Slashdotters are going to be seeking alternative avenues for the release of sexual energies all week.

    5. Re:Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by colmore · · Score: 1

      Certainly better looking that Kasparov.

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    6. Re:Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, posting a pic of a girl, doesn't even matter what she looks like, that site went down faster then the geeks here could click the link. Next time anybody gets the brilliant idea to /. a server where you've hosted a picture, at least make it AOL's servers.

    7. Re:Brief bio. & mughsot of Panna Felsen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, posting a pic of a girl, doesn't even matter what she looks like, that site went down faster then the geeks here could click the link. Next time anybody gets the brilliant idea to /. a server where you've hosted a picture, at least make it AOL's servers.

      The domain name is nasa.gov, they are better prepared than most on the web for /.ing.

  21. Other Stats by anonicon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Since the jokes are going to be flying fast and furious over this, I thought I'd ask if anyone has links to other information about this cool research. Googling on polymer muscles brought up this page, but I didn't see anything about their ability to carry semi-fluid weight loads like groceries, tools, etc.

    One nice side note (hopefully) - since it's government funded through NASA, does this mean this work won't be patented and re-sold in the market for an even higher price than it will already cost?

    1. Re:Other Stats by Otter · · Score: 1

      That "android facial expressions" movie is certainly, uhhh, creepy. The 17 year old girl has the polyymer robots beaten on that front, as well.

    2. Re:Other Stats by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One nice side note (hopefully) - since it's government funded through NASA, does this mean this work won't be patented and re-sold in the market for an even higher price than it will already cost?

      Don't count on it - NASA "technology transfer" usually means paying a contractor to develop something and then letting the contractor keep all the rights to the work funded by taxpayers.

      We actually benefitted from this once upon a time. I'm fuzzy on the details but I believe Russ Nelson developed some of the early ethernet drivers for linux as a NASA contractor and was able to release them under the GPL precisely because he had been able to maintain ownership of the copyright on them. I've heard similar stories about a lot of the original beowulf work, except in them, NASA management(?) was actively looking to give the work to a close-sourced shop but were thwarted by the legitimate GPLing of said work.

      Of course that's all rumour and conjecture, but of course this is slashdot too.

    3. Re:Other Stats by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we all know how much it sucks when people who fund private research selfishly expect to get their money back.

      Even on the most innocuous topic, the trademark Slashdot myopia is everywhere.

    4. Re:Other Stats by anonicon · · Score: 1

      No offense, but if you read the article, this is taxpayer-funded research. NASA will have the choice (once this research produces polymer muscles ready for the medical market) of giving this to companies to develop for use with or without a patent behind the technology. It's my hope, for all the hard-case medical cases that will benefit from this technology, that the research is sold to companies without giving any of them exclusive rights to it for 17 years (which a patent does).

      I say this since if more than one company has the rights to this technology, it will hopefully help drive down prices for the buyer.

    5. Re:Other Stats by anonicon · · Score: 1

      It seems the facts bear you out about Nelson, even if they don't say so explicitly:

      http://snipurl.com/dbbr (A Google cache of Linux at NASA).

    6. Re:Other Stats by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      To the two guys who jumped my shit for not knowing that this research was publicly funded: Duh. That wasn't my point. I thought that was pretty clear from the context of my comment.

      Sigh.

  22. Obvious First Use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Battlemechs?

  23. Re:I dare you to /. my new webserver @ 4.4.129.6 by JoeLinux · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm not even going to attempt this at work. I assume it's the goatse guy.

  24. Next on the list of things to do... by 3l1za · · Score: 4, Funny

    That robot is gonna need a beer.

  25. The Robots should aim lower by michaeldot · · Score: 5, Funny

    To win, the robots may need to choose weaker enemies.

    Perhaps they should take a cue from the RIAA and take on 12-year girls.

  26. Oh, and while we're being snide by Cantide · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The three robot teams are now trying to work out what went wrong."


    "You think this plug is important, Lou?"
    "Nah."

  27. I always say... by cachimaster · · Score: 0

    Lets put the woman to work instead of the robots!

  28. Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sarah Conner has nothing to worry about.

  29. Re:robot arms very robust. by JVert · · Score: 1

    too bored with it all to preview, please file spelling complaints here.

  30. Self-defense by Tribbin · · Score: 1

    The robot let the girl win to prevent itself being mentally abused and blackmailed.

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  31. robots vs. slashdot by _randy_64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So the robots must have about the same physique and musculature of the average slashdot reader?

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    1. Re:robots vs. slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You underestimate the musculature of the average slashdot reader's right arm.

    2. Re:robots vs. slashdot by kusanagi374 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not really... just a little bit more. I believe the geeks behind those robots decided they were good to go because all three robots were able to beat the "strongest" of 'em.

      You do know how strong the average geek is, right? Lifting nano circuits sure is hard work!

    3. Re:robots vs. slashdot by kusanagi374 · · Score: 1

      I'm left-handed you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:robots vs. slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no.

  32. This proves it further... by powerlinekid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Never arm wrestle a girl.

    If you win, you get made fun of for beating a girl.
    If you lose, you get made fun of for losing to a girl.

    In this case, you get:
    But at the time he thought it would take decades before the technology was ready to match humans. This first contest suggests he may have been right.

    Thats almost as bad.

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    1. Re:This proves it further... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you speak from experience, you coward weakling! :-P

    2. Re:This proves it further... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You don't win OR lose -- you just hold your arm still until she gives up. That way you're a man AND a gentleman.

      Mod this Informative, Insightful, Funny, and Flamebait, in that order.

    3. Re:This proves it further... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      But at least you get to hold hands (sort of) with a girl which is someone no one on Slashdot has ever done.

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    4. Re:This proves it further... by xenoandroid · · Score: 1

      Mmmm...I've both lost and won to girls in arm wrestling, never gotten made fun of for either.

  33. Familiar by Bozzio · · Score: 1

    ... in a contest attempted to encourage the development of polymer-based artificial muscles

    A depressingly similar situation in Junior High is what encouraged my development of my then-gummy-based muscles!

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  34. From the article by RaguMS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Panna, a self-confessed wimp, was chosen to represent humanity."

    Wonderful. It doesn't sound like they expected it to be much of a contest. They should make the robot arms fight each other first until they get good enough to beat a self-confessed wimp. Then, maybe they won't be wasting everyone's time.

    1. Re:From the article by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      until they could beat eachother? I could take a walk down to the woods, grab two twigs, and have them arm wrestle eachother, but I'm guessing (and hoping) the winner of the match still wouldn't be able to face a human :P :)

    2. Re:From the article by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      She may call herself a wimp, but it also says she was a competitive swimmer for eight years, which means she could probably kick my ass. I don't know about you.

      It depends on her definition of "wimp." Maybe she's afraid of spiders or something. Or she's a weakly-interacting massive particle.

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    3. Re:From the article by muertos · · Score: 1

      Yes, and we could call it something like BattleBots or Robot Wars.

  35. This girl by bonch · · Score: 4, Funny

    This girl could probably beat all of us up. Fear her.

    1. Re:This girl by koreaman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      |3onch yuo M$-apol0gist!!!!!!1111111111111111onehunderedeleve ntyone
      </twitter>

  36. advantage of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What advantage does the use of polymer-based artificial muscles bring? It seems rather inefficient to let the robot carry around acid to make the muscles contract as TFA indicates.

  37. In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robot scientists continue to lose lunch money. Plan building larger "cool" bot to carry their books and beat up agressive females.

  38. Teenage girls and Robots in the same sentence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What has this world come to?

  39. Wrong article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Did you mean to post that comment in the article about the RIAA?

  40. You were warned... by kickabear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Skynet officials were quoted as saying, "yeah, but she's no Sarah Conner."

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    1. Re:You were warned... by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention that, late last week I just happened upon this article while doing some not-entirely-random surfing.

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      This space intentionally left (almost) blank.
  41. Re:I dare you to /. my new webserver @ 4.4.129.6 by Tribbin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You got a whole lot of services running boy!

    PORT STATE SERVICE
    7/tcp open echo
    9/tcp open discard
    13/tcp open daytime
    17/tcp open qotd
    19/tcp open chargen
    21/tcp open ftp
    25/tcp open smtp
    80/tcp open http
    135/tcp filtered msrpc
    137/tcp filtered netbios-ns
    138/tcp filtered netbios-dgm
    139/tcp filtered netbios-ssn
    443/tcp open https
    445/tcp filtered microsoft-ds
    593/tcp filtered http-rpc-epmap
    1024/tcp open kdm
    1025/tcp open NFS-or-IIS
    1026/tcp open LSA-or-nterm
    1027/tcp open IIS
    2105/tcp open eklogin
    3005/tcp open deslogin
    3389/tcp open ms-term-serv
    5000/tcp open UPnP
    6346/tcp open gnutella

    Running: Microsoft Windows 95/98/ME|NT/2K/XP
    OS details: Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition (Me), Windows 2000 Professional or Advanced Server, or Windows XP

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  42. Number 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Humanity is 'saved', unless she is Number 6, the next generation Cylon...

  43. Re:I dare you to /. my new webserver @ 4.4.129.6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says it's currently under construction. Maybe the guy just wants to see how well it stands up to stress. Though I wouldn't personally post my IP on /.

  44. Over the Top... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's a good thing they didn't get Stallone to arm rassle thos robots, then they really would have been humliated!

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    1. Re:Over the Top... by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      What if the robot won?

    2. Re:Over the Top... by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1

      We can combine two crappy Stallone movies into a single sequal. Judge Dredd meets Over The Top.

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  45. Next Match... by levitater · · Score: 1

    To really draw interest, they should organize matches between women and other types of polymer-based artificial extremities commonly available in shady stores emblazened with neon lights...

  46. What Server? All I got was "Under Construction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, a Verizon DSL customer in Tampa. Big whoop. Maybe that arm can come wrestle the connection off your computer to avoid FAILURE.

    Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic.

  47. Pretty good by mstyne · · Score: 1


    for a girl.

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    1. Re:Pretty good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was pretty good for rambo

  48. Setback for BattleMechs by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    A 17-year-old girl has bested three robot arm wrestlers

    Been there. Welcome to the club, robots

    Doesn't bode well for BattleMechs, either.

    and they seemed so fierce in those novels!

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Setback for BattleMechs by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      According to my sourcebooks, they've got until 2350 to figure it out. :)

  49. Re:I dare you to /. my new webserver @ 4.4.129.6 by CammieCrookston · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Jesus Christ, I am glad I will never be on this network again - this is what I got redirected to when I tried to reply: Network Intrusion Detected The SolutionIP Server has detected questionable traffic originating from this computer. Your service has been slowed to 56K for the next 10 minutes. The "Network Intrusion" that was detected? Me doing a HEAD / HTTP/1.0 on your server =) I've just slashdotted myself!

  50. robot girls... by revery · · Score: 1, Insightful

    a 17-year-old girl called Panna Felsen

    called? is the girl a robot as well?

    whatever happened to named?

    1. Re:robot girls... by Meostro · · Score: 1

      It's English, just not American:
      English: A 17-year-old girl called Panna Felsen
      American: A 17-year-old girl named Panna Felsen

    2. Re:robot girls... by Sir_Jeff · · Score: 1, Funny

      Robot: 00101110011001011010111101011011010110101011010101

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      --Sir_-_Jeff--
    3. Re:robot girls... by RsG · · Score: 3, Funny

      More importantly, where can I get these robot girls? And will they run linux?

      (just kidding - we all know that there's no such thing as a girl :-) )

      --
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    4. Re:robot girls... by andy_shepard · · Score: 4, Funny

      whatever happened to named?

      If you need DNS to resolve her name, she's probably a robot.

    5. Re:robot girls... by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      Robot: 00101110011001011010111101011011010110101011010101 2

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    6. Re:robot girls... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Or her brain is IPv6-compatible.

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    7. Re:robot girls... by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as 2.

    8. Re:robot girls... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      You don't even qualify as a grammar nazi, because this is perfectly appropriate grammar.

      What shall we call people who believe their preferred synonyms should be used 100% of the time, for no particular reason?

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    9. Re:robot girls... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Thesaurus Fascists?

    10. Re:robot girls... by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 1

      Wankers?

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      "The Milliard Gargantubrain? A mere abacus - mention it not."

    11. Re:robot girls... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Only if the number is in binary. 00101110011001011010111101011011010110101011010101 is a perfectly valid decimal number. The space before '2' is another matter, though.

    12. Re:robot girls... by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      -1 Failing to understand a Futurama reference.

  51. Next time use high pressure hydraulics by melted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next time use high pressure hydraulics, and crush this teenage girl's arm. That'll teach her.

    1. Re:Next time use high pressure hydraulics by viking_kiwi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Were we the only ones to have this initial picture of an arm wrestling robot being some hulking great mechanical monstrosity, with hydraulic cylinders and actuators, heavy drive shafts and such, sort of thing that would be built on "Scrap Heap Challenge".

    2. Re:Next time use high pressure hydraulics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you insensitive clod!

  52. Researchers Baffled by Slayback · · Score: 2, Funny

    The researchers were baffled at this result. "They always beat us in the lab, so I don't understand how this could happen!"

  53. Intel StrongARM by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously, the polymer muscles were not controlled with Intel's StrongARM processors. Hook an iPaq up, and THEN rematch!

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    1. Re:Intel StrongARM by GrAfFiT · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact, StrongARM is dead, now it's PXA/XScale.

    2. Re:Intel StrongARM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teenage girl with Dragonball beats robot ARM any day!

    3. Re:Intel StrongARM by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      And there I thought StrongARM was designed by http://www.arm.com/ and only fabricated by intel.

  54. What does this say about the scientist? by MindStalker · · Score: 4, Funny

    The scientist were apparently "suprised" at how easily their machines were beat. I'm sure they tested these machines before bringing them to this contest. What this basically means is that the scientist involved are bigger whimps than this girl.

    1. Re:What does this say about the scientist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several were seen after the contest sobbing quietly to themselves in a corner of the room.

  55. Just goes to show by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    Even with mechanical advantages, geeks are still wimps.

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  56. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [nelson]HA HA![/nelson]

  57. Armwrestling: national sport of slashdot... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...putting the only well developed muscle to a good use.

    1. Re:Armwrestling: national sport of slashdot... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      No, that would be wrist wrestling.

      On a related note, can I claim that the blisters, calluses, and scabs on my pee pee are RSI related, and file for workman's comp?

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    2. Re:Armwrestling: national sport of slashdot... by nsayer · · Score: 1
      can I claim that the blisters, calluses, and scabs on my pee pee are RSI related, and file for workman's comp?

      Damn, what do you do for a living?

      Are they hiring?

    3. Re:Armwrestling: national sport of slashdot... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Obviously, I'm "self-employed".

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    4. Re:Armwrestling: national sport of slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You call _that_ good use?

    5. Re:Armwrestling: national sport of slashdot... by sckeener · · Score: 1

      ...putting the only well developed muscle to a good use.

      I think you are getting Armwrestling confused with sumo wrestling.

      --
      "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
  58. This is not an adequate test.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will be waiting until after the mud wrestling match to form an opinion...

  59. Congratulations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on your impending purchase of a luxury sports car.

  60. Not Only That, But... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Three? .. What, you mean all at once?

    The contest was set up by Yoseph Bar-Cohen

    Yoseph Bar-Cohen, as if that's his real name!! He's really Cohen the Barbarian, and maybe he'll have to defend himself next time, rather than sick his robots on her!

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  61. Be still my beating heart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Holy Gods! She's gorgeous, bright, and can protect me from killer robots!

    1. Re:Be still my beating heart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Despite her lack of strength, training and technique, she was able to conquer the first arm, developed by Environmental Robots Inc. from Albuquerque, New Mexico, in just 24 seconds. Following this, and a pep talk from an arm wrestling expert, it took her just four seconds to beat the second arm and three seconds for her to win the last match."

      Hmmm 30 seconds...maybe she got her training working on her boyfriend?

    2. Re:Be still my beating heart! by TheGuano · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now there's an anime job description if I've ever seen one.

    3. Re:Be still my beating heart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but if she ever tried to give you a hand job, she might end up rip it off. :)

    4. Re:Be still my beating heart! by riker1384 · · Score: 0

      Nah, only Old Glory Insurance can protect you from killer robots. http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html/

    5. Re:Be still my beating heart! by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

      It's just like in my fantasies!

    6. Re:Be still my beating heart! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes we're missing the 'girl has a brain' part of it.

      But yes, she is a Class-A, #1 hottie!

      Smart as a whip. Whips. .. .mmmmmmm
      oh I uh, back on topic!

      Yes! Incredibly smart. Read the effin' Bio.

      See. Potential female Computer Engineer RIGHT THERE!
      BOOYAH!

    7. Re:Be still my beating heart! by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "Holy Gods! She's gorgeous..."

      eh, they all look good in those glamour shots photos, i wanna see what she really looks like... apparently a flower covered hill?

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  62. in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    robot claims it let girl win to get a piece...

  63. Running IIS 5.1 and posting your IP on /. ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that like drinking and driving?

  64. Re:BUT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes.

    yes she was.

  65. Didn't they test the bots first? by PxM · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I would think that the people designing the bots would test them first. Or did the bots beat all of the designers in arm wrestling? If they did, I wouldn't be too suprised.

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    1. Re:Didn't they test the bots first? by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      Of course they did. It is expected it will be tens of years before they have synthetic muscles strong enough to beat a human. What will be interesting is when they can beat a chimp. A human adult has a grip strength of about 210 pounds, while an average chimpanzee has one of 1260!

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  66. More Adjectives! by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 1
    I, for one, welcome our 17 year old female overlords.
    No no, you have to put more adjectives into it. Adjectives are what the people want. Watch:

    I for one, welcome our new 17 year old arm-wrestling robot dominating almost-legal female overlords!

    1. Re:More Adjectives! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you live, but where I live (in Chicago) age of consent is 17 ;-)

    2. Re:More Adjectives! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad I only like little girls :(

  67. This girl can wrestle with my ARM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And you know what.. i'll let her win. But not before I shoot my load on her breasts.

  68. I for one by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Welcome our wimpy, weak Robot Overlords.

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    It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    1. Re:I for one by sPaKr · · Score: 1

      Welcome the coming of our wimpy 17 year old female overloards

    2. Re:I for one by TheoMurpse · · Score: 5, Funny

      really really really welcome the coming of our 17 year old female overlords

    3. Re:I for one by scriptie+the+kid · · Score: 0

      Sorry to be a grammar nazi, but you spelled cuming wrong.

      --
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    4. Re:I for one by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be a nazi nazi, but that would be "spelling nazi," not "grammar nazi."

      (And, of course, it would be "cumming," not "cuming," which would be pronounced more like "cooming." Not sure what a cooming girl would be like.)

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    5. Re:I for one by scriptie+the+kid · · Score: 0
      "Not sure what a cooming girl would be like"

      Now there's a suprise!

      Sorry couldn't resist.

      --
      I for one welcome our new vengeful sith overlords.
    6. Re:I for one by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know? They already rule the world, or at least their world, you know 'High school'.

    7. Re:I for one by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Not sure what a cooming girl would be like

      You'll just have to wait for the launch of www.hot-illiterate-teen-erotic-robot-crushing.com

      It will be much hotter than www.badrobots-andthe-teenies-wholovethem.com

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    8. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll welcome it more a year from now.

  69. "I'll sober up, but you'll stay ugly" by mi · · Score: 1
    The girl will become, at most, twice stronger than she is now. Maybe, if she tries hard -- thrice stronger.

    The artificial muscles will, likely, become 10 or 100 times stronger 5-10 years from now.

    --
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    1. Re:"I'll sober up, but you'll stay ugly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The girl will become, at most, twice stronger than she is now. Maybe, if she tries hard -- thrice stronger.

      Well, that really depends on whether she's inducted into a secret government project or not, doesn't it? ;)

  70. I ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have a nude one of her?

  71. the obvious by Sir_Jeff · · Score: 1

    muscles changing shape .... hmmmmmmm me thinks something else is a foot

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    1. Re:the obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      muscles changing shape .... hmmmmmmm me thinks something else is a foot


      You're right. A foot is something very different.

  72. KISS? by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to her bio:

    In her junior year, she founded an engineering club at her school for which her robotics knowledge helped the team win KISS

    A hot geek helping a bunch of geeks getting a KISS, with her robotics knowledge? My brain is hurting already...
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    1. Re:KISS? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't wear undepants that are so tight. I'm just guessing as to where your brain is located at the moment. =)

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    2. Re:KISS? by iced_773 · · Score: 1

      You'd think she would be involved in her school's F.I.R.S.T. robotics team but her bio has no mention of it.

    3. Re:KISS? by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      Well... with that information it's clear she's an alien. Or at the very least she was created by some kids with bras on their heads using a commodore 64 attached to a barbie doll with roach clips.

  73. Re:I dare you to /. my new webserver @ 4.4.129.6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully I'm not giving you guys too much credit by assuming that, you all know this is obviously someone who is posting the IP of another person with the hopes that some scrip kiddie here will pwn them.

  74. Fembots? by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    Damn, did that article really have to be posted by him?

    Just when I was looking for his nickname in this page, I found it on the main post... Slashot's a small place after all :)

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  75. A Foregone Conclusion by Monthenor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yoshimi couldn't let those robots eat me. It'd be tragic if those evil robots win.

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  76. Re:What wasn't mentioned.... by Tongo · · Score: 1

    What the hell are you talking about. Most of the posters on slashdot can't grow facial hair.

  77. I was a PhD researcher in this field by maddu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was studying towards my doctorate in this specific field for two years. This particular challenge was touted for a long time and was supposed to be the holy grail that would establish for ever the authenticity of conductive polymers and this field. Too bad it hasn't turned out this way.

    There was never enough "science" in this field. Too much sci-fi and reliance on empirical data rather than precise modeling and ability to predict force! Why, even a basic equation like F=Ma needed to be applied in twisted and convoluted way for such materials.

    As a mechanical engineer, I never thought this was going anywhere. After working on this field for two years, I finally left school and got a MS as a consolation. Now I work in the finance industry.

    1. Re:I was a PhD researcher in this field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So is there much of a demand for PhDs in arm wrestling? Since you work in finance, I guess not.

    2. Re:I was a PhD researcher in this field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was studying towards my doctorate in this specific field for two years.

      Arm-wrestling? Or 17-year-old girls?

  78. action photo in NPR story by quokkapox · · Score: 0

    Better pic here of the girl in action: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=4527297

    Great. Now "Her name is Yoshimi..." running thru my head all evening.

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  79. Boring article... by Dante+Shamest · · Score: 1

    But the girl was totally worth it. ^___________^

  80. Sounds Like Anime by romper · · Score: 4, Funny

    17-year-old girl, probably in a sailor suit, beating up robots. Yeah, I think I saw this one.

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    1. Re:Sounds Like Anime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think the age of Most Power for anime girls is between 14 (qv: Evangelion) and 16. So relatively speaking, this robot got whupped by an *over-the-hill* girl.

  81. when activated either electrically or with chemica by op12 · · Score: 1
    when activated either electrically or with chemicals.

    The robots then retaliated by electrocuting her and hurling battery acid at her.
  82. Public funding == public domain by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I have not RTFA so I don't know who is actually funding this. That said...

    The GP poster claimed that this was GOVERNMENT FUNDED research, done through NASA. While it may have been conducted by a private organization, if the funding money came from the government, that means that it came from "We, the people". Therefore, giving ownership of the resultant "intellectual property" (debates on the legitimacy thereof aside) to a particular corporation or individual is robbing "We, the people" from the due returns on our investment, and furthermore, allowing us to be charged twice for it!

    We already paid for the R&D, through our tax dollars. The only thing we should have to pay for any application of that R&D are the costs to actually apply it - the production costs. Non-public-domain IP rights for IP which was already funded by the public is a nonsense idea. We already bought it. It belongs to us, collectively. To assign it otherwise is no less than theft (by the RIAA/MPAA definition of the word).

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  83. Cool! Gimme Muscle-type no. 1 by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    I'd last 20 seconds longer than the last time I arm-wrestled a girl...

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  84. "Arm Wrestling Robots"!!! by CptSkydrop · · Score: 1

    Any engineer worth there salt could make you a machine that would be able to tear off a human arm within a split second of the match starting. That isn't the point here, I'm saying that the title refers to strength and if you want that from a machine, you got it. Just don't expect intelligence.

    1. Re:"Arm Wrestling Robots"!!! by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      The point for these robot is to demonstrate the possible use of artificial muscles. Any "decent" engineer will either go electric motors for speed, steeper motor/hydraulic for brite force. But the problem here is that electric motors got too little torque and hydraulics/steeper motor system are too heavy to be used in prothetics.

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  85. Re:What wasn't mentioned.... by frenchs · · Score: 1

    oooh... and he gets a -1 Troll from the German Judge!

  86. Hot arm-on-arm action here! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
  87. this was meant to encourage? by jonklem · · Score: 0

    that's like heart surgeons accidently killing 3 patients in surgery in an attempt to encourage people to enter cardiology.

  88. hum by c0p0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's a girl?

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    Your head a splode
    1. Re:hum by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "What's a girl?"

      They're the people that leave when you enter the room.

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      "Derp de derp."
  89. Today is International Women's Day! by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    So, in the spirit of female liberation everywhere, let me be the first to say - that little girl is seriously hot. Yowza.

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  90. cue: "bad taste joke" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she can be "over my hill" anytime!!

    I think I just made myself sad :(

  91. There is a song by The Flaming Lips about that! by adolfojp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Her name is Yoshimi
    she's a black belt in karate
    working for the city
    she has to discipline her body

    'Cause she knows that
    it's demanding
    to defeat those evil machines
    I know she can beat them

    Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me
    but you won't let those robots eat me
    Yoshimi, they don't believe me
    but you won't let those robots defeat me

    Those evil-natured robots
    they're programmed to destroy us
    she's gotta be strong to fight them
    so she's taking lots of vitamins

    Cheers,
    Adolfo
  92. No wonder slashdotters don't get girls by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

    The robots let her win.

  93. Pit two machines against each other? by smchris · · Score: 1


    This is pretty interesting. A good opportunity to input the goal, vector and some parameters and see what a neural net would try to do with imitation human musculature?

  94. Calculator watch!!!1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    *swoon*

  95. Apologies to Winger... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's only seventeeeennnnnn....

  96. A trend by JakeD409 · · Score: 1

    I'm noticing a scary trend in Slashdot (or maybe in humanity in general). Put the word "breast" in an uninteresting poll, and it wins overwhelmingly. Put the words "teenage girl" in an uninteresting story, and it gets over two comments per minute. Imagine how well a product would sell if it used teenage girls and breasts in it's advertisements.

    1. Re:A trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      Assuming it has pictures.

  97. Thoughts by Databass · · Score: 1


    I've noticed that when people arm wrestle, there are a lot of vibrations as peoples' arms shake and strain against the other person pushing them. Micro fluctutations in increases and decreases in power.

    Maybe something about her exact rate of acceleration and muscle shaking created some kind of harmonic flutter that the robotic muscles weren't preapred to deal with. Just a hypothesis about why she might have won when presumably other didn't.

  98. Going by the photo... by Brakz0rz · · Score: 1

    It looks like the arm wrestling machine was powered by three penis pumps.

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  99. 5000000 SUV expectation of male breadwinning by heroine · · Score: 1

    Not sure about the lack of strength part, but that heroine expects results. Good luck buying the gas for her 5000000 SUV's. Too bad there are no images of the actual arm wrestling competition.

  100. Not true. by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    Your idealism has nothing to do with reality. The government just funds things that it thinks are important to the nation to be developed. Companies that do the work get to patent any developed technologies. The rules for military technologies are probably different, however.

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    1. Re:Not true. by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I'm not arguing anything about what *does* happen. There are plenty of factual, easily demonstratable cases of things that *do* happen, even if by all rights they probably *shouldn't*.

      I'm only arguing that this is a case of something that *shouldn't* happen, regardless of whether or not is *does* happen. If we, the public (taxpayers), paid for some research, the results of that research rightly belong to us, in the public domain. If that's happening, great. If not, that's wrong. I don't know factually which case is actually happening (can't RTFA at the moment), I'm just reasoning which should or shouldn't be happening.

      A statement of fact has no bearing on a statement of value. If I said "murder is wrong", would you counter "people get murdered anyway" and expect that to somehow counter my argument?

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      "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  101. geez... by swid · · Score: 1

    If 17 yr old girls can beat up our robots, what hope do they have in military applications?

  102. Her name is Yoshimi by JW+Troll · · Score: 0

    She's a black belt in karate :)

    All hail the Flaming Lips

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  103. You should see the rest of tha Intarweb.... by greppy · · Score: 1

    There's loads of pictures of girls taking on several mechanical devices at once! What? ...

  104. those evil natured robots by Webb21 · · Score: 0

    "Her name is Yoshimi..."

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  105. Arrrrrrrg by inject_hotmail.com · · Score: 0

    So...even if I DO save up my paper-route money for the next 5 years, chop off my arms, buy Bi-FREAKIN-onic replacements, I STILL won't be able to beat girls???

    Fuuuuuh. How'm I ever supposed to be a man?

    Oh, and judging by the article, am I going to have to wait for over 2 minutes while my muscles charge? or juice up? or whatever..."sorry mom, can't take out the garbage just yet, I have to charge the caps in my arms." -- yeah...that'll go over real well...pshhh...it'll get me grounded for sure!

    Inject.

  106. That's all fine and dandy by DuffMeister · · Score: 1

    but will she fare as well against the robotic tentacles?

  107. Crotch-snake wrestling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't wait to be overpowered, perhaps at 69 RPM!

  108. pneumatic engineering student. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, did she siphon gas or play the one-eyed bagpipe? Kike Thomas wants to know.

  109. a day too early by HerFordship · · Score: 1

    Should have been posted on international women's day! hahaha.

  110. Funny... by rathehun · · Score: 1
    ...how there is no discussion at all about the coolness of technology when there is a 17-year old girl involved.

    So - QotD - do geeks like girls better or linux?

  111. Offtopic... by rathehun · · Score: 1
    If operating systems were girlfriends...

    Windows - high maintanence

    OS X - sexy and suave...

    Linux - its really sweet of you to help it out...

    Unix - hardcore BDSM fanatic

    Oh damn, this is slashdot. Sorry - search wikipedia for "GIRL" and then "FRIEND"...

  112. Oh. by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    I see. You were saying that it belongs to the people because it was paid for by the government. Well, the government steals from Peter to give to Paul all the time. Get used to it. Welfare, farm subsidies, Social Security, military servitude, et cetera. Just consider it welfare for research workers.

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    1. Re:Oh. by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the post?

      A statement of fact has no bearing on a statement of value. If I said "murder is wrong", would you counter "people get murdered anyway" and expect that to somehow counter my argument?

      I guess you didn't. What they say makes sense.

    2. Re:Oh. by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      That line wasn't in his original post. The original post was more closely worded like a statement of fact that publicly funded works are community property or public domain. It was unclear.

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  113. Well by moshez · · Score: 1

    So, a girl from California beats a robot. How is this news?

  114. Alarming update of the Story!!!!! by Vaquerorockero · · Score: 1

    The Robot arms were from a little known company from los angeles called "Cyberdyne", which sounds familiar to some movie about robots from the future starting a war to humans.... TERMINATOR 2!!!! They are already testing us. thank god they got one of those Amazon women of Hollywood!!!

  115. Arm wrestling machine in the arcade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone remember the name of the arm wrestling machine they used to have in the arcades? I was born in 1982 and I used to use the thing. I was still in gradeschool so this had to be before 1994 when these machines first entered arcades. I was only in like 5th or 4th grade but I remember the machine being pretty strong. My brother and I use to cheat the machine, I would hold my hand on the armwrest used to detect if your hand is in place, my brother used to both his hands and my other friend used both his hands and we still could not beat the last cpu armwrestler. Does anyone know the name? (I would love to track it down in an arcade and kick its ass now that I am stronger.)

    I have a feeling these robots were weaker because they are using newer technologies. If that thing was based on the technology that arcade armwrestling robot used she would have lost.

  116. Now we know ... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... why the terminator was so pissed off with Sarah Connor. Not a 900 lb weakling anymore lady.

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  117. Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These robots... they look kinda PINK!

  118. All joking aside... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..., how exactly does a demonstration go wrong like this?

    I would imagine that a decent amount of planning and preparation would go into a demo like this, especially considering how many years this has been in development. But the one chemical-triggered arm was beaten by her because the reaction occurred minutes after the match. Some serious miscommunication must have led to that slip-up. This has been all too familiar lately with our space agency. Yes, I know they didn't develop these prototypes, but they DID setup the contest between the three.

    The obvious blunder was not selecting the arms' contestant well. I don't doubt that the companies and the university tested their devices thoroughly and had specific numbers when going into the contest. The two electrically activated arms were simply beaten because too strong a girl was selected (a previous post mentioned she swims/swam). Another possibility is that she was supposed to go easy on the robotic arms to give a good performance, but pride got the best of her. No conspiracy theories here. I think the contest was mostly intended to demonstrate the progress that has been made in the field while using a fun and associable way.

    It took Panna nearly half a minute to beat one of the electrical arms. That says a lot for both her AND the arm! I look at this as a remarkably successful demonstration, despite the blunders.

    PiranhaPhish

  119. Arm Champs 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I have done some quick searching and found out that the machine is definitely Arm Champs 2, which was released in 1992. It is not the original Arm Champs because I never recall using that arcade cabinet ever.

    Anyway, this machine Arm Champs 2 could probably beat those three weak polymer plastic based arm wrestling robots. This new polymer technology is worse than old tech.

  120. Mod parent '-1, Stupid Fake Sig' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop copy-and-pasting your pyramid scheme into your messages. Those of us who have disabled signatures have done so for a reason: We do not want to see your stupid advertisements. So please stop lest I find it necessary to shit on your head.

  121. Question about the girl by payndz · · Score: 1

    What colour was her hardsuit?

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  122. Insult upgrade by Bugmaster · · Score: 1

    This is actually good news. Now, when someone tells you "you hit like a girl !", you can retort with, "oh yeah ? well you hit like a ROBOT !"

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  123. Robot Girl by alekskrava · · Score: 1

    Where can I get these robot girls? And will they run linux? (just kidding - we all know that there's no such thing as a girl :-) ) -- Thanks. http://www.online-casinos-gambling.biz/

  124. Did the girl really win? by TheSolomon · · Score: 0

    ...or did the offer of mere proximity to a living, breathing seventeen-year-old girl cause the robot operators to make the robots lose?

    "Maybe if I throw the match in her favor, she'll actually look at me. Or maybe she'll even *talk* to me. *Gasp*, dare I dream she'll use my name in a *sentence?!*"

  125. movies don't lie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which only proves that movies are telling nothing but the pure truth when the scientist developing cold fusion is a hot blonde!

    remember people, whenever sombody complaints about this, show him the link!

  126. 3 Armed Robot by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    I thought the robot had 3 arms... If that was the case I was going to say "..wait a minute; that's not a 3rd arm!!!!" ;-)

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