I agree.
Linux is essentially atheist and un-American.
If you can manage to buttonhole them, ask these two charming chaps:
- Bill Gates: Do you believe in God?
- Linus Torvalds: Do you believe in God?
Then, Patriotic Americans, check your answers. And do you govern yourselves accordingly.
As a Canadian, I'm now planning a 2-week vacation to Cuba next month.
I hope to see some Brits and Europeans there... Enjoy your Evil-Empire Windows, Gringos. Mwahaaa haa haa! ..
Cattle prods? Sounds good to me!
Hey, this might just put the fun & excitement back into flying!
And they'd probably be less "controversial" than Tasers.
I bet it'd make some of us slower passengers move a tad faster!
ZAPP! "Ouch! ooo, you are a gorgeous lookin' stewardess, aren't you?"
Zapp! "Ouch! ooo... shagadelic, baby!" .
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OK- so his birthday is this Thursday (Feb 12th) -
He'll be 200. Almost as old as some of those Galapagos tortoises that are gradually becoming extinct.
Is this just some cheap warm up by smug slashdotters? Go back to Dover, PA, guys! BOOOOO! .
Happy Birthday from me, Charles!
Ummm... why not "sequester" it, along with all that CO2 that is supposed to be magically sequestered in those DEEEEP UNDERGROUND MYSTERIOUS CAVERNS for the next 20,000+ years or whatever?
Remember: when greenies ever ask you this, just throw a bit of CO2 sequesterization dialogue back at them. .
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Well of course! We Canadians have a "secret agenda"!
We plan to slowly dribble southward, turning your god-fearing christian society into socialist homosexual commies like us!
Mwaahhaaa haaa!
Not much you can do about it, now that Wall st has tanked. The US military is next... Hey, Obama is our first plant.
Weird- I am the opposite.
After university, I took to drinkin' like a bat outahell.
It's only in my uhh, dotage, that I drink much more than in my youth. .
But only to overcome evidence (my opinion) of aspergers/autism.
BUT. I do not have any hangovers, as I did in my youth. I suspect it's avoidance of the sodium sulphur shit in the wine that I imbibe so copiously.
Had I known so much of this stuff 40 years ago, I woulda been a millionaire, like a coupla guys in the "dummy class".
Anyhow.. it's still fun to get drunk in retirement. .
is for the whole week in between the experiment simultaneously existed as both a success and a failure.
Yeah, but during that week they waited, the by-now starving cat ate it.
So to see the results, they had to dissect the poor cat.
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Honestly we NEED a led light bulb that will DIM acceptably for people.
I have several string of LED xmas lights that just happen to be on standard dimmers. The dimmers were for the old incandescent xmas lights.
The LEDs do dim, and in two years not one has burned out yet. And lazy boy that I am, the lights stay up all year, and are lit almost every night.
An interesting thing- when the dimmer is turned COMPLETELY down, the lights still stay dimly lit. If you want them completely off, you have to switch the dimmer 'off'.
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I say we move the mother to Afghanistan (Taliban-controlled section) and we shall see how her daughters grow up.
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I agree.
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Linux is essentially atheist and un-American.
If you can manage to buttonhole them, ask these two charming chaps:
- Bill Gates: Do you believe in God?
- Linus Torvalds: Do you believe in God?
Then, Patriotic Americans, check your answers. And do you govern yourselves accordingly.
As a Canadian, I'm now planning a 2-week vacation to Cuba next month. I hope to see some Brits and Europeans there...
Enjoy your Evil-Empire Windows, Gringos. Mwahaaa haa haa!
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Simple test:
If you can get access to them, ask the following -
1. Bill Gates: Do you believe in God?
save answer.
2. Linus Torvalds: Do you believe in God?
save answer.
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3. You patriotic Americans, check your answers and do you govern yourselves accordingly.
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OK, I'll byte.
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Why didn't you include DOS 6, in particular 6.22?
Cattle prods? Sounds good to me!
Hey, this might just put the fun & excitement back into flying!
And they'd probably be less "controversial" than Tasers.
I bet it'd make some of us slower passengers move a tad faster!
ZAPP! "Ouch! ooo, you are a gorgeous lookin' stewardess, aren't you?"
Zapp! "Ouch! ooo... shagadelic, baby!"
.
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OK- so his birthday is this Thursday (Feb 12th) -
He'll be 200. Almost as old as some of those Galapagos tortoises that are gradually becoming extinct.
Is this just some cheap warm up by smug slashdotters? Go back to Dover, PA, guys! BOOOOO!
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Happy Birthday from me, Charles!
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WHERE THE HELL DO YOU PUT THE WASTE?
Ummm... why not "sequester" it, along with all that CO2 that is supposed to be magically sequestered in those DEEEEP UNDERGROUND MYSTERIOUS CAVERNS for the next 20,000+ years or whatever?
Remember: when greenies ever ask you this, just throw a bit of CO2 sequesterization dialogue back at them.
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Why not? You could just wire Germany, France and Italy in series.
No, no.....
Haven't you ever noticed, silly?
These guys too often seem to run in parallel.
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he has a country legacy of apartheid we don't have to deal with, so I think there's a background there somewhere.
What country are YOU from, gringo?
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I, for one, bow to our new Microsoft overlords!
...well.. OK, our OLD MicroSoft overlords.
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WTF? I was using Windows 3.0 (well maybe 1 or 2) in 1987...
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2009-1987=45
... Put that in your USB port and smoke it.
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Well of course! We Canadians have a "secret agenda"!
We plan to slowly dribble southward, turning your god-fearing christian society into socialist homosexual commies like us!
Mwaahhaaa haaa!
Not much you can do about it, now that Wall st has tanked. The US military is next...
Hey, Obama is our first plant.
Screw it. I'm stickin' with IP4. The CLC can go fukemselves!
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Weird- I am the opposite.
After university, I took to drinkin' like a bat outahell.
It's only in my uhh, dotage, that I drink much more than in my youth.
. But only to overcome evidence (my opinion) of aspergers/autism.
BUT. I do not have any hangovers, as I did in my youth. I suspect it's avoidance of the sodium sulphur shit in the wine that I imbibe so copiously. Had I known so much of this stuff 40 years ago, I woulda been a millionaire, like a coupla guys in the "dummy class".
Anyhow.. it's still fun to get drunk in retirement.
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Some people are allergic to mosquito bites...
Most people are allergic. Why do you think they itch when you get bit?
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Well, I never realized these folks suffered so much when I get bit!
I shall try, sir, to slather on much more DEET in the future!
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Oh, poo.
Dengue fever? Wel let them wipe their silly windows with a nice shiny Linux distro.
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it has a frickin' gigavolt-multimegampere proton beam
And what's worse, they plan to attach it to sharks!
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It's not an Ibex fault-
You must be Gnu here.
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Careful, this is a FRENCH url.
From France. (.fr)
Do NOT click on it!
Oh my!
Would you like to come to my next dinner party?
You must promise you won't sneer, though!
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But still wear the Smurf costume.
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Hello!
This is slashdot.
We always wear our smurf costumes here!
thoughts?
Yes, see my post elsewhere in this thread (posted before I had read yours)
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is for the whole week in between the experiment simultaneously existed as both a success and a failure.
Yeah, but during that week they waited, the by-now starving cat ate it.
So to see the results, they had to dissect the poor cat.
.
Honestly we NEED a led light bulb that will DIM acceptably for people.
I have several string of LED xmas lights that just happen to be on standard dimmers. The dimmers were for the old incandescent xmas lights.
The LEDs do dim, and in two years not one has burned out yet.
And lazy boy that I am, the lights stay up all year, and are lit almost every night.
An interesting thing- when the dimmer is turned COMPLETELY down, the lights still stay dimly lit. If you want them completely off, you have to switch the dimmer 'off'.
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Is this a CRT or an LCD?
citation needed.
(ducks - possibly from a tomato, or a tohmahto)