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New Ads That Watch You

Pandanapper writes to tell us Yahoo is reporting that if you find yourself watching an ad on a video screen in a public venue, the ad may be watching you as well. "Small cameras can now be embedded in the screen or hidden around it, tracking who looks at the screen and for how long. The makers of the tracking systems say the software can determine the viewer's gender, approximate age range and, in some cases, ethnicity -- and can change the ads accordingly. That could mean razor ads for men, cosmetics ads for women and video-game ads for teens."

238 comments

  1. Not just in Soviet Russia by EvilVassago · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Soviet America Ads Watch You

    1. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't you RTFA?!

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    2. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia ads are watched by YOU!

      How original.

    3. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      I came here for this, leaving disapointed.

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    4. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I came.

    5. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by 7+digits · · Score: 1
    6. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in Soviet America, TFA reads you!

    7. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I came.

      I saw!

      I conquered.

    8. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by Cynic.AU · · Score: 1

      Tagged with 'sovietrussia'

    9. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Really? Your wife said she loved it.

      Exactly.

    10. Re:Not just in Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you RTFA?!

      In Soviet Russa, TFA reads YOU!

  2. Salesmen by number17 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now if they could only make one of these for my front door to recognize the vacuum salesmen.

    1. Re:Salesmen by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      Now if they could only make one of these for my front door to recognize the vacuum salesmen.

      How will this help you when they pretend to be a burglar?

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    2. Re:Salesmen by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      They do make those for the front door. They're called home security cameras.

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    3. Re:Salesmen by Inda · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My street in the UK is a "no cold calls" street. We all thought it would be a complete waste of time when the local council introduced it. No one believed the cold callers would take any notice.

      Two years down the line, I've not had one caller interrupting my dinner, not one knocking late at night and, this is the biggest bonus in my eyes, no religious callers on a Sunday morning even thought the by-law doesn't apply to them.

      One notice at the beginning of the street with the police station's number at the bottom has been enough to put everyone off calling.

      Now if the council could just collect my refuse weekly I'd vote them in again.

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    4. Re:Salesmen by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Now if they could only make one of these for my front door to recognize the vacuum salesmen.

      Actually, they need to come up with one of these to recognize telemarketers on the phone, and prevent my phone from ringing when they call.

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    5. Re:Salesmen by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      They do make those for the front door. They're called home security cameras.

      Wrong. They're called peepholes, and they were invented by a guy who got tired of Jehovah's Witnesses.

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    6. Re:Salesmen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Well done!

  3. I can haz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    telescreen? You can turn it down, but never off.

    1. Re:I can haz by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never believe that they are "off", even if somebody tells you. Same thing with cell phones as well.

    2. Re:I can haz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an external FireWire iSight, and I love it: I can physically rotate the lens cap into place.

      Now I just need to know how to get it to work with Ubuntu 8.04 on a PC...

    3. Re:I can haz by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      If I really want my phone off, I take the battery out. Then again, I don't do anything remotely interesting enough to get attention.

      I post on /. for pity's sake!

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  4. Ha! I'll show them. by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a teenaged bearded woman, those insensitive clods!

    1. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's nothing... I'm sitting here in front of my new Sony flatscreen with integrated AdCam, watching Dora with my toddler. We get a phone call: "Hello Sir, this is Nickelodeon. We can't quite make out the race of the little girl sitting next to you."

      I patiently explain that my wife is black and so she's a mix of black and white, and what happens? Nothing but Oreo ads. Every. Single. Time.

      I knew I shouldn't have paid extra for the AdCam.

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    2. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by La+Gris · · Score: 1

      Do you say, Hey babe, Take a walk on the wild side?

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    3. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Funny

      They'll be built into TV sets and you cannot switch them off.

      They can determine race by the hue of the skin.

      AdMic will be included to detect accent and foreign languages.

      Big Brother just got into advertising.

      In Soviet Russia, you watch the TV.

      In the USA, the TV watches you!

      What a country, I don't love it!

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    4. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll be built into TV sets and you cannot switch them off.

      Duct tape, not just for the kinky anymore!

    5. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Missing_dc · · Score: 4, Funny

      so fuck em up, wear a smurf costume or paint yourself and watch TV naked.

      oh hell, just do it for fun.

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    6. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You can't switch a camera off? Since when? I have wire snips, and if nothing else, I have duct tape. Hell, duct tape with a picture on it would work.

    7. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've missed you on the polls, Cowboy Neal.

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    8. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm a man, and I only pay attention to those ads targetted at women. Especially the shower gel, bikini and lingerie ones.

    9. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by jaavaaguru · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or go do something more productive than watching TV.
      Oops... what am I doing here?

    10. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kinda boned if the camera feed is designed to go back in the incoming signal with some kind of half-duplex protocol.

    11. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, that's why they work on women.

    12. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are already targeting you since women want what you want. Either that or you are supposed to want what they want in order to get what you want.

    13. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      duct tape won't work, as the summary says, the camera can be embedded in the screen.

    14. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      Then I've got news for you, those ads are targetted at men, not women, atleast the lingerie ones are.

    15. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by dhudson0001 · · Score: 1

      I knew I shouldn't have paid extra for the AdCam.

      Chances are you would get a substantial discount for choosing the model with the adcam in the first place.

    16. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      But still wear the Smurf costume.

    17. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Put up a one-way mirror. Make sure the side that you can see through allows you to watch the screen, while the mirror side reflects the camera back on itself for an infinite loop! Whooooopie!

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    18. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      I usually wear a pirate or ninja costume or pirate ninja costume with a mask on so they cannot see my face.

      I guess that gives me infinite Captain Morgan Spiced Rum ads, and Martial Arts ads.

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    19. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

      Wait... you really thought those ads were targeted at the women?

    20. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Racist much? (captcha: bigots)

    21. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You guys were waiting for CAMERAS to watch TV painted and naked? Suckers...

    22. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's perfect. You'll need video games, cosmetics, AND razors. The system can't go wrong.

    23. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Ha! I'll just duct tape over the screen then. The camera wouldn't be able to see me then, would it?

    24. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, wait, you mean people normally don't watch TV in a smurf costume?

    25. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Gosh, I hope not, since I am married to a black woman and really do have mixed kids.

      But you're right, I probably just did it for the jokes. Just like the converted Jewish dentist in Seinfeld.

      You anti-dentite.

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    26. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Sure they are. Take a look at a magazine rack. If you want to sell something to men, what do you do? Put a picture of an attractive woman on it. If you want to sell something to women, what do you do? Put a picture of an attractive woman on it.

      All in all, that little psychological quirk of the human race works out quite well for us guys.

    27. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll be built into TV sets and you cannot switch them off.

      Noting a little piece of duct tape won't cure.

    28. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      All in all, that little psychological quirk of the human race works out quite well for us guys.

      and lesbians.

      Pity the poor gay blokes though, everywhere they look its just breasts :-)

    29. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by aqk · · Score: 0

      But still wear the Smurf costume.

      Hello!

      This is slashdot.
      We always wear our smurf costumes here!

      .

    30. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      And this would be a change how?

    31. Re:Ha! I'll show them. by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      I usually wear a pirate or ninja costume or pirate ninja costume with a mask on so they cannot see my face.

      I guess that gives me infinite Captain Morgan Spiced Rum ads, and Martial Arts ads.

      I wear a pirate costume. After all Ninjas are masters of disguise!

      Now, if the cameras can tell that I'm a Ninja in disguise, expect the dev team and executive management to be dead within the week...

  5. privacy-related issues by bdqbit · · Score: 1

    I don't think companies could pull that so easily in most of Europe (for the moment, due to privacy legislation)...

    In my country, you're even doing illegal stuff if you're taking a picture of someone out on the street without their permission...

    1. Re:privacy-related issues by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's as much about taking pictures as it is detecting what demographic the sign should be catering to.

      Even in Europe, if the sign is only recording the detected demographic and not storing the picture itself I honestly think it would be hard to make the case it's violating privacy because it doesn't know it's you specifically. The privacy issues arise with things like remote retinal scanning via camera which has been talked about in other Slashdot articles [citation needed - can't find specific article but I know I saw something about high-resolution security cameras taking retinal scans on /.] where identification is specific to a single person.

      I actually think this is quite a clever way to use limited advertising space and give a person potentially the most pertinent information albeit in ad form. Additionally and fortunately for things like signs in malls or on subways where this would be implemented, you can just ignore them. I agree this could be mistreated in ways that would violate privacy laws and that should be checked over, but as a concept I think it actually could be both unintrusive and quite useful.

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    2. Re:privacy-related issues by xushi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very well expressed... but wasn't TV created by a Scotsman, in colaboration with a Frenchman, a German, and a Russian ?

    3. Re:privacy-related issues by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      Before you "invented" the tv there was no such thing as the "mass media".

      Newspapers are considered "mass media", and were long before TV appeared.

      By the way, TV wasn't "invented by the USA". A lot of people from many different countries contributed.

    4. Re:privacy-related issues by theeddie55 · · Score: 0

      advertising has been a part of our daily lives since the ancient egyptians advertised products, services and events on papyrus wall posters.

    5. Re:privacy-related issues by XiX36 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and the first major tv broadcast was in Germany. . and you know the Germans make good stuff!

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    6. Re:privacy-related issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's why it turned out to be such a joke!

    7. Re:privacy-related issues by aqk · · Score: 0

      Oh my!
      Would you like to come to my next dinner party?
      You must promise you won't sneer, though!
      .

  6. Welcom Advertising Overlords by carrier+lost · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That could mean razor ads for men, cosmetics ads for women and video-game ads for teens.

    ...ads for tissues for people picking their noses
    ads for itch powder for people scratching their crotches
    and ads for weapons for people giving the sign the finger.

    1. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by meeotch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does that mean that the screens will be showing porn whenever I'm in the room? Freaking SWEET!

    2. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by EEBaum · · Score: 3, Funny

      Estimated time until someone pulls a Goatse in front of the cameras to see what happens: 4 days.

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    3. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by Missing_dc · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does that mean that the screens will be showing porn whenever I'm in the room? Freaking SWEET!

      Naw dude, that's not porn it's an ad for penile enlargement products.

      with your face super-imposed from the camera!!

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    4. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you forgot the obligatory ... ads for lube, keyboard/monitor cleaner for those masturbating in front of their screen

    5. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by master_p · · Score: 1

      ...and ads for tissues for the you-know-who crowd...

    6. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ad does the person with a can of spray paint or a sharpy get? A phone call to the police?

    7. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Estimated time until someone pulls a Goatse in front of the cameras to see what happens: 4 days.

      Optimist!

    8. Re:Welcom Advertising Overlords by c1t1z3nk41n3 · · Score: 1

      As long as your face gets super-imposed over the right part of the picture...

  7. Cool ... the possibilities by EvilDrMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Diet adds for fat people
    Cosmetic surgery adds for ugly people
    Maybe even lawyer adds if you get run over while staring at the screen

    -EDM

    1. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diet adds for fat people Cosmetic surgery adds for ugly people Maybe even lawyer adds if you get run over while staring at the screen

      "Adds?" That sounds like quite the heinous group of unwanted Warcraft monsters!

    2. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Diet adds for fat people

      I find your faith in advertisers disturbing.
      If they see fat people, they will advertise junk food, not diets because impulse sales are so much easier and lucrative.

    3. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by merreborn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Diet adds for fat people

      Having those pop up on every billboard you walk past could really trash someone's already-fragile body image...

    4. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nothing but acne ads for me I'm sure...

    5. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sir, you fail bizness. For a long-term revenue stream, you sell them both.

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    6. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Having those pop up on every billboard you walk past could really trash someone's already-fragile body image...

      Oh man, ads that damage your self-image? We're doomed!

    7. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Conclusion:

      Display razor blades ads or rope ads when they walk by.

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    8. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Hopefully enough that they'll do something about it.

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    9. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Having those pop up on every billboard you walk past could really trash someone's already-fragile body image...

      Sounds good already, but we could do it without "smart ads". Just have some billboards across the city saying things like "YOU'RE FAT... GO EXCERCISE!", or "YOU'RE STUPID... GO STUDY!", and so on. It may actually be a good investment of tax money on the whole, compared to average. ~

    10. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! mfh is my friend! Just because he bought his low UID doesn't mean you have to be mean.

    11. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      Hooked on Phonics "adds" for EvilDrMike...

    12. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by EvilDrMike · · Score: 0

      I find your faith in advertisers disturbing. If they see fat people, they will advertise junk food, not diets because impulse sales are so much easier and lucrative.

      Actually what they'll do is junk food adds then diet adds after you have eaten. That way they get you twice once on impulse and once on guilt. Don't under estimate the power of guilt. See what it has done for the Catholic church. It is surly no coincidence that church is Sunday and sinning is Friday and Saturday.

      -EDM

    13. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Diet Cheeseburgers?

    14. Re:Cool ... the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholics can attend mass on saturday too.

  8. Condom Ads..... by bagboy · · Score: 1

    for male flashers?

    1. Re:Condom Ads..... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not condoms, Penis extension ads.

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    2. Re:Condom Ads..... by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Maybe if they include a zoom lens.

    3. Re:Condom Ads..... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Come to think of it ads for tampons and breast enhancement are a better insult.

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    4. Re:Condom Ads..... by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 1

      Or breast reduction (for guys.)

    5. Re:Condom Ads..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who could possibly need condoms less?

  9. So... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My dear marketing chums, what ads will people with their middle fingers extended at the camera be forced to enjoy?

    Extra credit goes to the first person who gets served an NRA or Soldier of Fortune ad, if you get my drift...

    1. Re:So... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Redundant

      My dear marketing chums, what ads will people with their middle fingers extended at the camera be forced to enjoy?

      Burberry

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    2. Re:So... by rockNme2349 · · Score: 1

      My dear marketing chums, what ads will people with their middle fingers extended at the camera be forced to enjoy?.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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    3. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why NRA or SOF (how about Blackwater)?

      A hand sanitiser may help more, you never know where the finger was before.

      Another one would be an advertisement for 1984.

  10. Fuck that by speedingant · · Score: 0

    *Unplugs TV from teh internets and puts on tin foil hat* You'll never get me with your personlised ads you fuckers!!!!

    1. Re:Fuck that by Tatisimo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ads for radio wave-reducing tinfoil, orgone generators, tinfoil folding methods, security devices, and last but not least: a link to Stallman's personal page.

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    2. Re:Fuck that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me coldly checks the boxes for "insecure", "combative", "delusions of self-reliance", and "poor spelling"

      Thank you, advertising target #1121329. Enjoy your enhanced billboards featuring alarm system, stress relief, gun, and dictionary advertisements. We will check back in a month to make sure you are watching them.

    3. Re:Fuck that by camperdave · · Score: 1

      speedingant, have you considered Alcoa, makers of fine aluminum products since 1888?

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    4. Re:Fuck that by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      and last but not least: a link to Stallman's personal page.

      Yeah. The only guy NOT selling something. Maybe he'll be a public service announcement. Richard's picture, and the caption underneath "This is your life. This is your life on x86 assembly. Any questions?" Or maybe as a pro-choice advertisement... *ducks*

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    5. Re:Fuck that by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      1988? thats just 1 year after the Illuminati were founded.. the tin foil hat it's a trap!

    6. Re:Fuck that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been saying that for years. The mind probes are housed in underground lairs. Tinfoil hats just focus the beams.

  11. Likely article the submitter was referring to by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Informative

    from the AP
    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gtt0GDVKp2kUEw39aEGal9yfYmjgD961JH500

    When you watch these ads, the ads check you out
    By DINESH RAMDE - 5 hours ago

    MILWAUKEE (AP) -- Watch an advertisement on a video screen in a mall, health club or grocery store and there's a slim -- but growing -- chance the ad is watching you too.

    Small cameras can now be embedded in the screen or hidden around it, tracking who looks at the screen and for how long. The makers of the tracking systems say the software can determine the viewer's gender, approximate age range and, in some cases, ethnicity -- and can change the ads accordingly.

    That could mean razor ads for men, cosmetics ads for women and video-game ads for teens.

    And even if the ads don't shift based on which people are watching, the technology's ability to determine the viewers' demographics is golden for advertisers who want to know how effectively they're reaching their target audience.

    While the technology remains in limited use for now, advertising industry analysts say it is finally beginning to live up to its promise. The manufacturers say their systems can accurately determine gender 85 to 90 percent of the time, while accuracy for the other measures continues to be refined.

    The concept is reminiscent of the science-fiction movie "Minority Report," in which Tom Cruise's character enters a mall and finds that retinal scanners identify him and prompt personalized ads that greet him by name.

    But this technology doesn't go nearly that far. It doesn't identify people individually -- it simply categorizes them by outward appearances.

    So a video screen might show a motorcycle ad for a group of men, but switch to a minivan ad when women and children join them, said Vicki Rabenou, the chief measurement officer of Tampa, Fla.-based TruMedia Technologies Inc., one of the leaders in developing the technology.

    "This is proactive merchandising," Rabenou said. "You're targeting people with smart ads."

    Because the tracking industry is still in its infancy, there isn't yet consensus on how to refer to the technology. Some call it face reading, face counting, gaze tracking or, more generally, face-based audience measurement.

    Whatever it's called, advertisers are finally ready to try it, said advertising consultant Jack Sullivan, a senior vice president of Starcom USA in Chicago. "I think you're going to see a lot of movement toward it by the end of this year in the top 10 markets," he said.

    Because face tracking might feel reminiscent of Big Brother, manufacturers are racing to offer reassurances. When the systems capture an image of who's watching the screen, a computer instantly analyzes it. The systems' manufacturers insist, however, that nothing is ever stored and no identifying information is ever associated with the pictures. That makes the system less intrusive than a surveillance camera that records what it sees, the developers say.

    The idea still worries Lee Tien, a senior staff attorney with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, a civil-liberties group in San Francisco. Tien said it's not enough to say some system is "not as bad as some other technology," and argues that cameras that study people contribute to an erosion of privacy.

    In general, the tracking systems work like this: A sensor or camera in or near the screen identifies viewers' faces by picking up shapes, colors and the relative speed of movement. The concept is similar to the way consumer cameras now can automatically make sure faces are in focus.

    When the ad system pinpoints a face, it compares shapes and patterns to faces that are already identified in a database as male or female. That lets the system predict the person's gender almost immediately.

    "The most important features seem to be cheekbones, fullness of lips and the gap between the eyebrows," said Paolo Prandoni, chief scienti

    1. Re:Likely article the submitter was referring to by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      I wonder how well it handles pictures or masks.

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      o0t!
    2. Re:Likely article the submitter was referring to by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that it can't tell the difference between pictures, masks, and real faces. But so what? It doesn't really matter if it gets the sex ratio of the crowd wrong once in a while because three of the teenage girls looking at it were wearing Richard Nixon masks.

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    3. Re:Likely article the submitter was referring to by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 1

      "The most important features seem to be cheekbones, fullness of lips and the gap between the eyebrows," said Paolo Prandoni

      I have an unibrow, you insensitive clod!

  12. In Soviet Russia..... by cybvapor · · Score: 1, Funny

    .....ad watches you...

    Wait a minute........

  13. No... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    There was no A to R. Just the OP.

    1. Re:No... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here's the actual article, taken from the Firehose entry:

      http://tech.yahoo.com/news/ap/20090130/ap_on_hi_te/tec_nosy_ads

      I wish the editors didn't get so tricky with the links all the time. If they'd just plop what was posted on the front page, we wouldn't have this problem.

      *wistfully remembers the days before the awfulness that is Firehose*

    2. Re:No... by Chabo · · Score: 1
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  14. Scifi predicting real life... by NigelTheFrog · · Score: 1

    Didn't I read about this in "The Diamond Age" by Neal Stephenson? I'm sure there are other scifi examples. Welcome to the future...

    1. Re:Scifi predicting real life... by philspear · · Score: 1

      Didn't I read about this in "The Diamond Age" by Neal Stephenson? I'm sure there are other scifi examples. Welcome to the future...

      Our vending machine cameras show you were actually reading "Cosmopolitan" magazine.

      By the way, taking that quiz must have given you a terrible thirst, why not have a coke?

    2. Re:Scifi predicting real life... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Minority Report.

    3. Re:Scifi predicting real life... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      1984

    4. Re:Scifi predicting real life... by KTheorem · · Score: 1

      I thought the same thing, it reminded me of the personalized newspapers the Vickies got.

  15. Ethnicity difficult? by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    Odd... I'd have thought that ethnicity, at least in broad terms, would be a lot easier to determine than age range or gender.

    1. Re:Ethnicity difficult? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      It's easy to tell a sub-Saharan African from a Scandinavian, but the majority of humans are medium brown. Try getting a computer to tell an Arab from a Vietnamese from a Native American.

      --
      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    2. Re:Ethnicity difficult? by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

      From the fine article: "There's moderate demand for ads based on ethnic information, but the companies acknowledge that determining ethnicity is more challenging than figuring out gender and age range."

      I imagine "challenging" here may include legally challenging as much as technically challenging; I can imagine a risk of discrimination lawsuits from advertising certain products more heavily to blacks than to whites.

      Or maybe from the computer's point of view, we all look alike to them.

  16. in Russia by namoom · · Score: 0

    Ads watch you...

  17. I'd keep that quiet, if I were you . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    I'm a teenaged bearded woman, those insensitive clods!

    Everyone might want one.

    --
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  18. Go ahead... nobody else is looking by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder this might be used for nefarious purposes.

    if (minor_is_alone)
      play(cigarette_ad.avi);
    else
      play(tickle_me_elmo.avi);

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    "In prison you just have to shut your eyes and take it. Here you have to shut your eyes and give it."
  19. But who is watching??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While there is a certain inevitability about all this, I suspect some of the biggest opposition (at least in the short term) will come from the advertising companies themselves. I know of some people who were trying to commercialize a similar idea. The result of their trials was that it highlighted how few people actually pay attention to advertisements. So if you are a company renting electronic billboard space based on some projection of the number of people that walk past your space, the last thing you want your customers to know is that no-one is actually watching.

  20. It's bound to happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that in Soviet Russia, you watch ads... wait a second! Oh wait, I saw this once on dr. who.

  21. If this means... by Reapman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... less Tampon ad's, count me IN. As long as their not tying into credit card or purchasing history it doesn't bother me. I don't really want to have to start clearing out my real life "cookies" everytime I finish a shopping trip.

    1. Re:If this means... by needs2bfree · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. I actually prefer targeted ads. The less makeup commercials I have to watch, the better. I dont even care about the purchasing history, as long as when im with my friends, an add doesnt shout "needs2bfree, Reduced price on Viagra, next isle"

    2. Re:If this means... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The ones with rounded ends are easier to - you know - use.

      --
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    3. Re:If this means... by zmollusc · · Score: 1

      If only the targetting was perfect, cheap bastards like me wouldn't have to watch any ads as we buy the same white label crap every week and the margins wouldn't support advertising.

      --
      They whose government reduces their essential liberties for temporary security, receive neither liberty nor security.
    4. Re:If this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're

  22. Not trying to get marked as Troll, but i SWEAR by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is NOT new news, and that at LEAST 2 WEEKS ago i read about this. Somewhere in the article Japan was mentioned.

    And, no, i'm not referring to this even OLDER article:

    http://www.multichannel.com/blog/BIT_RATE/6720-Microsoft_s_TV_Ads_That_Watch_You.php

    --
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    1. Re:Not trying to get marked as Troll, but i SWEAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is NOT new news, and that at LEAST 2 WEEKS ago i read about this. Somewhere in the article Japan was mentioned.

      And, no, i'm not referring to this even OLDER article:

      http://www.multichannel.com/blog/BIT_RATE/6720-Microsoft_s_TV_Ads_That_Watch_You.php

      You're doing a real bad job of it, then. We're sorry that we don't all read the same articles and newsletters as you.

  23. For some reason... by arkham6 · · Score: 1

    When i read this, I kept thinking of some Geico ad with a pile of money and two plastic eyes...

  24. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I'm the one in a thousand passers-by who stops to look at the ad, DON'T CHANGE IT YOU IDIOTS.

    Anyway, more reason to suppress the remaining interest in commercial messages.

  25. Personal perspective here? by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is marketing gone too far, but not for the reasons you're thinking. Technology is being misused here because this is profiling in a pretty mask. This very same technology is used in airports, trying to identify people's emotions, their age, ethnicity, gender, and every other physical attribute we can categorize and has at least a minimal social meaning. And although the argument for harm here is greatly diminished (I get an advertisement not meant for me versus an unsolicited gloved finger, optional lube), it's still non-zero.

    As an aside, things that were unimaginable even ten years ago for surveillance are now commonplace. Did you know that every almost Target store in the United States is being fitted (or retrofitted) with Automatic Number Plate Recognition systems? In english, they tag you to your car. And in another five years or so, likely your face, credit card number, and possibly driver's license information, all together. The technology is already installed, it just needs a software update. And I should know -- I pushed those updates and worked with the guys who managed the camera installations. And before you jump on Target for this -- thousands of businesses are doing the same thing. And some of them are sharing their data, creating black lists and more. It won't be long before no matter where you go, you're being weighed, measured, and found wanting. And you were worried about black helicopters and guys in suits with no sense of humor? At least the NSA, CIA, FBI, and other three-letter acronym'd agencies have laws, rules, procedures, and professional codes of conduct to uphold. And appeals processes. Good luck getting out of Target's system... You'll still be there, long after your body has decomposed in a hole somewhere. All you geeks dreamed of an interconnected world; Everything is part of the 'net. Well, it is. And what a hell it is.

    But back to the topic at hand... Even people can't guess gender, ethnicity, or age with a high degree of accuracy. A computer, by necessity, will be far worse at this. And I have a very good idea of how that's going to go over. See, my gender is difficult to tell. At the drive-thru or on the phone, I am a "ma'am". At the post office service desk, I'm usually a "sir". On the bus, I get eyes from creepy old guys and straight girls. And both lesbians and gays, amusingly enough. My life is full of delicious ambiguity. My friend's ethnicity, because of a delicate balance of traits, is taken for whatever race the person looking at her happens to be. It has led to some VERY interesting social engagements.

    But as amusing as it is most of the time, it has been dangerous and frustrating at other times. I was once refused admission to an urgent care on the grounds that my medical card had the right name on it, but the wrong gender. That made for an expensive and unnecessary trip to ER. I've called my bank before and been told that I couldn't access my account (despite giving all the requisite details) -- same reason. My friend was nearly jumped for wearing "gang colors" -- a situation that my white friends have never experienced. Getting these "little" social details wrong can have severe consequences for a person.

    And to bring it all home, imagine walking by one of these machines and having it spring to life, point to you and say in a loud booming voice -- "You should try our new maxi pads, miss!" if you're a guy. Or getting a "Gilette! The best a man can get!" commercial if you're a girl. Oops. The possibilities for embarrassment are endless... and you'd better believe someone's going to sue over this. And rightfully so.

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    1. Re:Personal perspective here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think many people would jump on Target for wanting to do this, rather, the assholes like you who actually do.

      I know, you need a job and you are just following orders.

    2. Re:Personal perspective here? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Have you read the story by Marshall Brain called "Story of Manna".

      Here's the link. It's as you say, but in a fiction story, buy oh soo true.

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    3. Re:Personal perspective here? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      I don't think many people would jump on Target for wanting to do this, rather, the assholes like you who actually do.

      Yeah, because busting shoplifters to keep prices low (a benefit to you, the customer) is an activity that should be condemned. In other news, if you have a problem with it you should take it up with your elected officials and make sure that the technology's use is restricted only to activities you do not find morally objectionable. Or, you could blame the engineer, just like people blame gun manufacturers because people use them to commit crimes. But you should know that blaming others, like prayer, has a zero percent success rate in fixing the problem.

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    4. Re:Personal perspective here? by Jherek+Carnelian · · Score: 1

      Did you know that every almost Target store in the United States is being fitted (or retrofitted) with Automatic Number Plate Recognition systems? In english, they tag you to your car.

      Confirmation.

      I see a market for gadgets that can easily make plates unreadable when not on public roadways.
      I'm thinking electrochromic plate covers.

    5. Re:Personal perspective here? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      But as amusing as it is most of the time, it has been dangerous and frustrating at other times. I was once refused admission to an urgent care on the grounds that my medical card had the right name on it, but the wrong gender.

      And how long had you been carrying around that card meaning to someday get around to getting ready to get it fixed?

    6. Re:Personal perspective here? by my+$anity++0 · · Score: 1
      The future is a scary place.

      I don't understand how corporations get so much power. Chartwells, which runs my campus dining program, managed to ban a friend of mine from the entire Student Activities Center for the high crime of stealing a cup of seltzer she thought was just plain water (and therefore free.) I don't even know how that's legal. Automatic recognition (and the failure thereof) is gonna make this world a pretty scary place.

      Unrelatedy, sir and/or/else ma'am, I'd imagine you have trouble with bathrooms. People tend to be weirdly militant about this.

    7. Re:Personal perspective here? by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I'm drunk enough that I couldn't find my ass with a map and both hands.

      When these ads get sophisticated enough that they can tell that I'm drunk and show me ads for the nearest liquor store or bar, count me in. But if they recognize my face as too feminine, count me out. Just because a designer designed something to catch up to two standard deviations from the mean doesn't mean that there isn't a tenth of a percentage point which is not caught by this scheme. These people will be very embarrassed to be assaulted with tampon ads. Effeminate men don't have periods. This I know, from knowing quite a few in my day.

      Repeat disclaimer.

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      SRSLY.
    8. Re:Personal perspective here? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Everything is part of the 'net. Well, it is. And what a hell it is.

      What you say seems to make sense, but I don't see why it is "hell". Yes, privacy is dead - so what? Get over it already. Does it change a lot? You bet. Both for good and for bad. Such is the nature of human progress.

    9. Re:Personal perspective here? by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to think of a new underground project: Marry that license plate making site with LCD photo frames, just for visits to Target.

      Anyway, thanks for the anecdotes in your OP, they brought a smile to may face... I have a few friends that are GLBT/WTF and have been with them for some moments like those.

      It's all ok as long as the AdCams don't try to figure out what type of porn I like to watch (and if they do, and get it right, this former altarboy is going to spend the rest of his life hiding under a bed.)

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      -- I have a private email server in my basement.
    10. Re:Personal perspective here? by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      I don't think many people would jump on Target for wanting to do this, rather, the assholes like you who actually do.

      Yeah, because busting shoplifters to keep prices low (a benefit to you, the customer) is an activity that should be condemned. In other news, if you have a problem with it you should take it up with your elected officials and make sure that the technology's use is restricted only to activities you do not find morally objectionable. Or, you could blame the engineer, just like people blame gun manufacturers because people use them to commit crimes. But you should know that blaming others, like prayer, has a zero percent success rate in fixing the problem.

      Give prayer some credit... at least it doesn't worsen/prolong the problem! (if everyone plays the blame game, nothing gets done)

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    11. Re:Personal perspective here? by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Wonderful post. If you were here, I'd buy you a drink. I'd friend you but /. only allows me know 200 users... that's like only 20 a year.

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      -- I have a private email server in my basement.
    12. Re:Personal perspective here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, because busting shoplifters to keep prices low ...

      [citation needed]

      Perhaps you believe that. Perhaps you also believe that these systems will not be used for anything else. Of course if they are your comment suggests to me that you are the kind of person who won't care until it affects you personally.

    13. Re:Personal perspective here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you just out yourself as a pre-op? Let me be the first to say "eww."

      (Some of us thought you might really be a girl.)

    14. Re:Personal perspective here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we can predict plenty of broken adcams and lawsuits in the future if that's true. Most people wouldn't let anyone get away with insulting them like that to their face, so why would you let an easily breakable and inanimate object?

    15. Re:Personal perspective here? by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      But as amusing as it is most of the time, it has been dangerous and frustrating at other times. I was once refused admission to an urgent care on the grounds that my medical card had the right name on it, but the wrong gender.

      And how long had you been carrying around that card meaning to someday get around to getting ready to get it fixed?

      I think you misunderstand the point. The card is accurate but the appearance of the poster is so out of norm that it appears to be the opposite of what the card states. I've known some folks where this could have happened but, one wonders, why not simply explain this to the folks in the facility?

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  26. "Minority Report" strikes again by bfwebster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While I think there were some plot holes and flaws in Spielberg's adaptation of "Minority Report", and I firmly believe he wussed out on the ending, the film has had a remarkable knack of pointing out realistic future technologies (witness how the midair-gesture-oriented UIs keep popping up). Of course, "Minority Report" had the public ads that not only recognized your gender, etc., but actually recognized you. Given advances in face and other biometric recognition systems, this part of "Minority Report" may be coming true sooner than we all think (and hope). ..bruce..

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    1. Re:"Minority Report" strikes again by seidojohn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually, the people who made Minority Report (the movie, not the story) got their idea for the way it would look and be used from an actual project:
      http://oblong.com

      From the page:

      The similarity is no coincidence: one of Oblong's founders served as science advisor to Minority Report and based the design of those scenes directly on his earlier work at MIT.

  27. In Soviet Russia.... by fm6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oh, never mind!

  28. And sensors that can tell when women are ovulating by h4x354x0r · · Score: 1

    ...so the security guys can hit on them at just the right time.

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  29. Watch this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  30. in amerika ads watch you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in soviet russia you watch ads that watch YOU! watch them watch YOU!

  31. Some people may be insulted by these ads by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    that change when they stop to look at them.

    They stopped to look at one ad, like for McDonald's new McTriple sandwich.

    Then the ad changes for Weight Watches because some fat guy stopped to look at it. Then he gets upset and then the ad changes to one for Anger Management. Then he flips it off and gets a WWE Ad for "Stone Cold" Steve Austin's DVD. Then he laughs at it, and it shows a picture of him and some guy appears on the screen and tells him he's been Punked, please watch the "Punked" show on MTV.

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  32. TMI? by macraig · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At what point does Big Business learn enough about human psychology and "psychohistory" that it's malignant and no longer arguably neutral or benign?

    News like this is a reminder that we passed that threshold some time ago.

    1. Re:TMI? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      At what point does Big Business learn enough about human psychology and "psychohistory" that it's malignant and no longer arguably neutral or benign?

      News like this is a reminder that we passed that threshold some time ago.

      The manager of Tatu, the russian two-girl band that pretended to be lesbians for profit, was a child psychologist.
      He's the one who came up with the "lets sell records by marketing soft core lesbian porn" concept.

      So, "some time ago", yes.

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    2. Re:TMI? by macraig · · Score: 1

      Damn... you mean they were pretending? That bursts a bubble!

  33. Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by kheldan · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's bad enough that we're being watched by traffic cameras out in public and CCTV security cameras in other places, but NOW we're going to have to put up with THIS? I find it somewhat intrusive and more than a little creepy!

    MEMO TO ADVERTISERS: I have TIVO. I DON'T WATCH COMMERCIALS in the first place. I have AdBlock, FlashBlock, and NoScript installed in Firefox because I DO NOT WANT your damned fucking ads in my face. I ***DO NOT WANT*** your stupid fucking targeted ads in my face in PUBLIC either, so GTFO!

    --
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    1. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 0

      I ***DO NOT WANT*** your stupid fucking targeted ads in my face in PUBLIC either, so GTFO!

      It's in public, so why don't you GTFO? Since when should use of a public space be constrained by what *you* want?

      You're in public. They are displaying ads. You don't have to look at them. As a matter of fact, you can go home, to a private space, and not have to see any ads at all.

      Honestly, don't complain about intrusive when it's in a public space, that just doesn't make sense. You have no expectation of freedom from others' speech in public.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    2. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an opt-out button in the men's room. Just tap your foot.

    3. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GTFO from public places to where?
      without those ads, many websites you visit won't exist you leech.

    4. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're arguing that corporate harrassment is fine, as long as the GP is in public?

      I can even tell the street preachers to fuck off and leave me alone, but these guys won't.

    5. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by ElAurian · · Score: 1

      Ah, the anti-marketing market! That's a big market.

    6. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by Brass+Cannon · · Score: 1

      No ads at all? I hate commercials too but I recognize their necessity. Both as revenue to support wanted content and as a means to inform me of products I might want. What you really mean is that you don't want to see ads for products you don't want. With better identification of the viewer, you will eventually see ads for only those things you want to see. win win. Except for the fact that in order to have this you must relinquish your privacy & anonymity. I think I'd rather see the tampon ads personally.

    7. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by Brass+Cannon · · Score: 2

      Sorry for the second reply but slightly different topic... You skip commercials. So do I. What has it gained us? Nothing. In fact the situation is worse. Knowing that we skip the commercials during their allotted time, the advertisers are now broadcasting their commercials DURING the show. It used to be just a channel logo in the corner. Now The guy from Burn Notice runs from one end of my screen to the other. The ad takes up 1/4 of the viewing space. Let me know when you've written the script to digitally remove any anomalous images from the show and I will see about illegally downloading it from a P2P site.

    8. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by c_sd_m · · Score: 1

      It would probably be more effective to watch the ads, note who's advertising, and always buy from the companies that don't. Then you're decreasing the effectiveness of the advertising instead of just making the signal noisier. Alternatively you could make purchases based on quality but I don't think the market analysts know how to fit that into the demand models (unless it's perception of quality based on ads).

    9. Re:Where is the "Opt-out" button or list for this? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      So do I. What has it gained us? Nothing. In fact the situation is worse. Knowing that we skip the commercials during their allotted time, the advertisers are now broadcasting their commercials DURING the show.

      Even worse than that. People who skip commercials tend to be smarter/wealther. But people who skip commercials weren't valuable as viewers (they skip the revenue model). So TV gets dumber. It spirals downward for a while. Now that TiVos are everywhere, shows may begin to climb out of the gutter.

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  34. Step 4: Lawsuit! by RyoShin · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So how long until some mother sues a company because their adbox recognized her 14 year old son as a 20 year old and offered him a discount on condoms or cigarettes?

    (Yes, I know that US law forbids cigarette ads in various medias.)

    1. Re:Step 4: Lawsuit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't they use the defense that the 14 year old actually DOES need the condoms, and already buys cigarettess you just want him to change brands?

  35. so, in soviet russia.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you watch ads?
    i don't get it.

    1. Re:so, in soviet russia.. by Elwood_Black · · Score: 0, Troll

      What the fuck is an ad?

  36. What Kind Of Ad by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    ...would such a billboard produce if it were confronted with a few dozen people wearing Richard Nixon masks? Better, wearing some rubber butts over their faces. Or even just shining mirrors.

    I can hardly wait to participate in a beta test.

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
    1. Re:What Kind Of Ad by Digestromath · · Score: 1

      I'm curious to see what gets advertised for 6 card board cut outs and 2 manequins I've strategically installed in front of thier billboard.

    2. Re:What Kind Of Ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what it would think of a Guy Fawkes mask.

  37. In Soviet Russia by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia bad joke writes you!

  38. Old news is not news by Jayfar · · Score: 1
  39. Japanese billboards are watching back already by angry+tapir · · Score: 1
    Check out the article Japanese billboards are watching back:

    Don't look now, but the advertisements are watching you. No, it's not a scene from the movie "Minority Report" where digital signboards served up personalized ads depending on who was passing by, but a real-life example at a Tokyo railway station. Above a flat-panel display hawking DVDs and books sits a small camera hooked up to some image processing software.

  40. Soviet America aka The North American Union by gd23ka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In the coming North American Union aka as "Soviet America" this may well
    become a reality.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii64ErBotvA ,skip to 2:00 (1984)

    "Smith? 6079 Smith W? Yes you! Bend over! You're not trying, watch me!
    There Brother! That's what I want! Anyone under 45 is perfectly capable
    of touching his toes, I'm 39 and I've had four children. We don't all
    have the privilege of fighting in the front line, remember our boys on
    the Malabar front, think of what they have to put up with."

    In Britain people are already getting used to having orders barked at
    them from surveillance camera operators. The 1984-style Televisor is only
    one step further from that. Oh and the technology is already there too,
    Apple just filed a patent that puts a camera _behind_ the screen on their
    notebooks. You don't see the camera and worse you can't just tape over it
    either.

    1. Re:Soviet America aka The North American Union by Thinboy00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      [snip] Oh and the technology is already there too,
      Apple just filed a patent that puts a camera _behind_ the screen on their
      notebooks. You don't see the camera and worse you can't just tape over it
      either.

      [citation needed]

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    2. Re:Soviet America aka The North American Union by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can disable the camera from inside the software. And, normally you can uninstall the driver/software thereby disabling the camera permanently. As for Apple laptops, not sure but there's probably something similar you can do. But, yeah, it is creepy. Also, getting shouted at cameras sounds gay. Why don't you do what southerners in the U.S. do here and shoot the cameras out with your hunting rifle. Unfortunately, then the government has to install bullet proof cameras, like they do in the south now.

    3. Re:Soviet America aka The North American Union by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      I've heard of patents for perpetual motion devices (and yes these are valid patents that actually get granted... or got granted)... Will Apple actually implement this item?

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    4. Re:Soviet America aka The North American Union by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      Right. I can disable the software, I can even uninstall it. Nobody could ever possibly access the camera hardware
      directly. After all it's a USB device and there is just no way somebody could send it a command to start capturing
      or read from the camera's stream. Or just think of when I removed the driver binaries, I mean nobody would ever
      think of just putting them back on the system and then loading the driver. And if they ever did that they wouldn't
      do anything as sophisticated as hiding it with rootkit stealth code.

      Next time you jerk off in front of a notebook camera, please cum freely knowing that there is no way your ten
      seconds of glory are ever going to wind up in some govt database, or even better: on youtube. Because once you disable the
      driver you're good.

    5. Re:Soviet America aka The North American Union by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      See if you can get the article deleted, Jimbo.

  41. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am all for any advertising technology that means I as a white person will no longer be subjected to those embarrassingly patronizing "black" McDonald's ads.

  42. Do I smell a lawsuit? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    For what you ask? Racism, of course.

    Imagine this: You're black and you get to see ads for overpriced bling-bling and refinancing opportunities once you started using this "feedback opportunity". Negative stereotyping? Not necessarily, they may not even be targeted, but who knows? Hey, someone will try it! Manufacturers will fear the bad publicity, possibly in their premier target group, and will drop the whole deal faster than it rose. After all, it's easy to prove if such stereotypes are used. Put a $non_minority_group watcher in front of the same program as a $minority_group watcher and have them compare the ads they get to see. Once you find something that could be considered negative stereotyping, grab your stuff and rush to court before someone else does!

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    1. Re:Do I smell a lawsuit? by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      Computers are stupid anyway. I'm not too concerned.

  43. Enhancement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is they put billboards in the man's bathrooms those "enhancements" ads will make sense. I am getting those even if I don't need them :)

  44. my life is mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not yours
    i won't be buying anything shown on-screen

  45. It could be even better... by 278MorkandMindy · · Score: 1

    This technology could go even one step further and when the razor ad comes on in from of men and they all walk away, it could herald us NOT seeing razor adverts ever again!
    Of course this will cause the advert model to crumble as advertisers will see that no-one gives a crap about their product, so they won't bother advertising unless they spend huge on a campaign and only advertise infrequently.
    Or something.

    1. Re:It could be even better... by radtea · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Of course this will cause the advert model to crumble

      The major product that advertising sells is advertising, and it does so by creating a belief in advertising's efficacy. One of the reasons why the Web is such a hard ad market is that it is so easy to measure the outcomes of ad placements via click-throughs. Now that online ad revenue is tanking expect to see more people arguing that click-throughs are a bad measure of ad performance, but I think the cat is too far out of the bag for the lying bastards... pardon me, ad execs... to recover.

      The first response of ad purchasers to reactive ads of this type is to see how few people ever bother to look at what their ad is showing. The second response should be that every ad everywhere should feature a mostly naked woman and/or man, as that is all that anyone of either sex will look at.

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    2. Re:It could be even better... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      hype for the Superbowl ads is a prime example of ads hyping up ads.

      Well, through our DVR, we will extend a metaphorical finger at them. Any decent funny ads will be youtube'd anyway.

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    3. Re:It could be even better... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "The second response should be that every ad everywhere should feature a mostly naked woman and/or man, as that is all that anyone of either sex will look at."

      So you see this as a good thing then.

  46. Oh boy! by IonOtter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A new and amusing use for a mannequin! I bet I could keep that adboard busy until the processor or video card blows up!

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    1. Re:Oh boy! by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      Do you mean ... blow up doll?

      (Of course, if you're a fashion designer or a medical professional, my apologies.)

  47. Let's finish the thought, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That could mean razor ads for men, cosmetics ads for women and video-game ads for teens ..." ... and giant suppository ads for the people who make these ads ?

    I'm just sayin'.

  48. Camera in a TV by Ivlis · · Score: 1

    I just realised: it is possible to put a camera in a TV that uses the lens that seems to be for the infrared remote control. It is technically difficult but not impossible. Question that remains is, has it ever been done?

    I have seen spy cameras disguised as other things. For example a wall clock with a black dot that happens to be a spy camera.

  49. Adds for explosives? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    You know... for all those people who will suddenly start wearing Guy Fawkes masks whenever they leave their respective homes.

    Or for those with less... panache... perhaps adds for matching surgical gloves to go with their surgical masks?

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    1. Re:Adds for explosives? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      A really smart ad would show the home address of its creator when it sees someone hold a gun.

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  50. Spray paint by afxgrin · · Score: 1

    I'm sure a can of spray paint or magic marker will do just fine. Spit on the camera. Just cover it up with a sticker. Do this often enough and the cost of maintaining these customized ad machines will make the costs of this type of advertising soar.

  51. Potential by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    This kind of stuff has potential without profiling or tracking. You could take a measure of how effective an ad is, by measuring the number of faces looking at the billboard, maybe bonus points for people who stop and stare. It'd mean more effective ads, which would, in turn, mean lower prices. If the ads are too annoying, then there'd be less faces in the shop to stare, since everyone would have shopped somewhere else by then. It's a win-win.

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  52. Way to go! Stereotype three groups of people! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    It's not just kids that play video games you know. And if you'd actually met a woman you'd know that they shave too. (They even have their own pink razors made especially for them.) And where I live, the men wear cosmetics too.

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    1. Re:Way to go! Stereotype three groups of people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And where I live, the men wear cosmetics too.

      You live in Gotham city?

  53. At last ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I now have a use for my Groucho Marx mask.

  54. STOP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... hammer time.

    really. carry a hammer. hit the public device til it breaks.

    When are people going to WAKE THE FUCK UP and tell the ad-stuffing media to GO SOD OFF!

  55. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it, moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment... You had to live -- did live, from habit that became instinct -- in the assumption that every sound you made was overheard, and, except in darkness, every movement scrutinized.

    George Orwell, 1984

  56. It'll look at me huh? by domatic · · Score: 1

    So what will I see after mooning some of these ads? Scarier thought: What would Goatse Man see after mooning the ad? What if I piss on the All Seeing Ad? Or hurl explosive diarrhea at it?

    It's gonna suck to be poor marketdroid saps who collect customer feedback.

  57. Clippy strikes back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see your interested in Tampons!
    Would you like to know more about
    our fine line!

    Blink for Yes!

  58. Wealth of viewer. by hack++slash · · Score: 1

    Something tells me they'll try and figure out a way to tell the wealth of the viewer by what they're wearing, sofor example anyone who looks poor will get loan adverts whilst anyone who looks rich will get expensive car/house/holiday adverts.

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  59. Waste of money. Insult to humanity. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Nuff said

  60. This will not end well. by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for these ads to begin targeting paranoid schizophrenics.

  61. At first look... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I thought it was a dupe, but I guess not.

    I wonder how this thing will figure out to whom to show the condom ads...

    I also wonder how it will respond if a small animal passes by...

  62. Ad Adjusts To Increase Attentiveness by davidpfarrell · · Score: 1

    And I expect to see it done on The Simpsons first:

    Homer stops to daydream in front of an ad cam.

    The cam notices Homer and begins playing a Duff Beer ad.

    Homer starts to lose interest so the ad steps it up with increased babeage.

    Homer eventually loses interest again, so the ad steps up the babeage again.

    But this time it doesn't work and Homer turns to leave.

    In a last ditch effort, the ad tosses in some donut references and BAM!

    Homer is locked into the ad again.

    MMMM, beer and donuts...

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  63. But you are not taking a picture by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    A picture is a permanent image, this is just a camera that observes but does not record. if that was illegal all camera displays that show the people in front of the shop window on a screen to show the camera's capabilities would be illegal and they are not.

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    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:But you are not taking a picture by SalaSSin · · Score: 1

      I got news for you... Unlike those in the shop windows, most do record, but just never use it officially. Most companies i know that have cameras hold on to the tapes a LOT longer than the legal 24-48 hours (depending where you live).

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  64. Finally! The answer to the "Pat" (SNL) question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only patently bonafide use of this, er, development.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_(Saturday_Night_Live)

  65. Slippery Slope by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    In the future, these things will be able to identify you, look you up in various spam profile registries or even read your thoughts.

    Then imagine that you're in the underground station, you turn to face an ad screen and it suddenly starts advertising fetish wear.

    While everyone looked on. :P

    1. Re:Slippery Slope by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > While everyone looked on... ...and saw their own customized ad, not yours.

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    2. Re:Slippery Slope by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      So in the future we will all wear special glasses or brain implants? Or will the screens be able to show different images in different tightly focused directions?

    3. Re:Slippery Slope by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Something. Otherwise, why would it show an ad customized just for you? If everybody sees the same ad it will be targeted at the group. In other words, it won't be much different than it is now.

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    4. Re:Slippery Slope by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      Well, if you are the only one the screen detects as actively watching, it may target an ad customized for you - of course, once the ad starts, it may still catch the attention of others.

      It would be hilarious to see the group averages, though - a group of men go past, and the screen starts advertising beer or erotic magazines; the men leave and the screen switches over to women's fashion.

  66. Corporations??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's only going to get worse. Once the government is involved, things will get much, much worse.

    Oh, and the MPAA/RIAA WILL win in the end in some form. Savor the free internet we have today. It won't last.

  67. The post stops just short of saying... by Brass+Cannon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... that they can identify you as an individual. memory is cheap. To quote Neil Stephenson... "Once scanned they compare you to their database and know everything about you. And if you're not in their database, well, you are now." Boy this tinfoil is itchy.

  68. Fried Chicken and Grape Soda by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

    some cases, ethnicity -- and can change the ads accordingly. That could mean razor ads for men, cosmetics ads for women and video-game ads for teens."

    Isn't ethnicity probably the easiest thing on that list for a computer to determine?

    Whatever the case, I love fried chicken and grape soda. Anyone got a can of shoe polish?

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    1. Re:Fried Chicken and Grape Soda by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Isn't ethnicity probably the easiest thing on that list for a computer to determine?

      Whatever the case, I love fried chicken and grape soda. Anyone got a can of shoe polish?

      Don't use shoe polish. It burns and itches. The smell from the stuff under your nose will make you dizzy. Use burnt cork and frying grease. It's safer.

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  69. Where are the sex ads? by Snotman · · Score: 1

    And I want fetish ads like little people doing large people, up close shots of feet doing kinky things, and of course two girls one cup

  70. Bad Apple by toyotabedzrock · · Score: 1

    Didn't they just give apple a patent for a similar device, basically a web cam integrated into an LCD screen.

  71. camera haves and havenots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that there are cameras everywhere is a good thing. Before the age of the camera, someone could hit me in the street and nobody would know. Now whatever happens is being recorded by a camera somewhere. The issue is not whether there are cameras, but who has access to their recordings. If there is a group of people who own the cameras and can see everyone else who don't have cameras, then we have a very serious problem. Thus, if you feel angry with cameras pointed at you, the best you can do is to walk with a camera on your head, or demand from your political representatives to pass laws allowing immediate access to camera recordings by everyone, whether the camera belongs to the government, to a business, or a person, provided the camera is installed in a public space. if the camera is in the public, its recordings should belong to the public!

  72. oh, wtf... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    # echo "blacklist adcam" >> /etc/modprobe.d/blacklist

    There, solved that.

  73. Two-Way Sampler by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    [interrupting Missile Mike]
    Max: Hi. I'm doing a survey on this kind of mindless violence and its effect on the mind-mind-mind-mindless. Do you believe all that killing is necessary? Does it s-s-s-scare you?
    Raker: Me?
    Max: Yes! Yes! You with that plank on whee-whee-whee-whee-wheels. What is its effect-t-t-t on you?
    Raker: You can see me?
    Max: Well. That was a fas-fas-fascinating discussion and I think you've answered my question. Thank you-you-you-you, thank you... for your help.

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